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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played since finishing Endwalker

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're missing out on the Christmas Elf

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one cares about a pointless npc. Go outside and talk to a woman

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was the most normalgay answer you could have given. Disgusting.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have you considered that you may be an abnormalgay?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is a place for abnormalgays, and we're all comfortable with being such.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You’re here with the autistic wizards, not the other way around. Get onboard or get over it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nibbleable ears

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even finish Endwalker

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I logged in once every 4 months for the Golbez plotline.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've finished Endwalker but not the patch content
      I like to believe the WoL and Zenos both died past the far edge of fate after saving the universe and having one last fight

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If this was a real game that's how the story would've ended and we'd be playing 14-2 now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You did the right thing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this except I need to do the last bit of the void filler saga.

      I've finished Endwalker but not the patch content
      I like to believe the WoL and Zenos both died past the far edge of fate after saving the universe and having one last fight

      this but instead by wol is jobless again and is living like a well deserved freeloader on multiple homes he befriended along the way like matoya's cave, sharlayan's crib, some bars here and there and specially on doma and ala mhigo during ritual plapping sessions with lyse and trying to plap hien and yugiri together.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this except I need to do the last bit of the void filler saga.
        the finale wasn't that bad, it was alright
        6.3 and 6.4 MSQ are the real stinkers because nothing happens in them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The void saga is effectively the "arr" of the next arc. It's setting up the foundations easier cross-shard travel

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          but it's over and we haven't achieved SHIT

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did it on 9 characters. Yes, I have a problem with creating alts. Why do you ask?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explain yourself

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that a plugin?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      same but only 7 because I like playing different characters without having to fanta

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro, get a life.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same but it's around 14 and I bought skips and botted them to max level.

      I don't use them for anything evil, I just use them for glams and I run out of stuff to do on my main so I just do stuff on my alts when I'm bored.

      It's kind of sad how bottable this game is but whatever.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does this shit even work, I struggle to open more than 1 tab, yet along multiple accounts.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually no, should i?

      It's okay, I have a lalalt. Alts aren't necessary but I like having 2 different characters.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      K but what kind of progress do they have? My alt has level 60 in eureka and bozja 25 with damage maxed from resistance honors.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, I did it yesterday

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fanfest is 3 weeks away

    Hopes and predictions?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they never reveal female hrothgar. That or they're just femroes with cat ears.
      I want to hear them cry.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're Thighlander Miqo'te with more fur.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      endless fem hroth sexo for male midlanders all around the world

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      femhroths will be hatless
      people will seethe as if they didn't know
      fantasias will sell anyway

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      femhroths will be taller than males

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      female hrotgar being extremely sexy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My wife Krile in the CGI trailer

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes please

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blitzball

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blitzball
        frick you and frick blitzball

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut up, goer.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'll never forgive square for putting me through hell just to win against the goers
            >but it's supposed to be hard they're the best team
            FRICK OFF and frick blitzball that shit tilted me so much i want to spew gamer words just thinking about it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope femhroths are announced as scrapped and the resources went to making viera/hroth wear every headpiece

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope viera/hrothgar never get access to hats, instead put that effort into adding more character creator features to the pre-viera/hroth races.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hopes
      Complete overhaul for every job
      >Fears
      Another 45 minutes spent on Lala chins.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to be able to change my character's starting city. I want to remove my mark of shame. (limsa)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is literally nothing wrong being from Limsa.
        I mean obviously it means you are an npc and not the canon wol, but it's ok.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          wol is homosexual cringe shit. I just happened to start as a warrior. I'm the real main character. Drk rise up. Copy my thing, I will find you and kill you.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I want to add something, I only F femlala.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            By Azeyma by Azeyma by Azeyma! It's the Warrior of Light, standing here next to me!

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              /headpats
              It is I. *crawls up the wall like a real lizard* Too cold, au ra need to migrate under the earth, in walls or near our heat lamps. Good bye.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              *punts you off the top of the mountain*

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure you hear it all the time, but hello shadow the hedgehog

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't ever compare me to that shit again, sonicgay.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hello Aiden, i've seen you in game. You were simping for someone and getting ignored at the gold saucer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hope
      look at dragoon's rework, femhroth sexo, more AF armors
      >fear
      we see astrologian's rework instead and it's dogshit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        astro has not been a coherent job at any point in it's lifespan, it can only get better or stay the same.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          All they had to do was keep Balance, Spear, and Arrow along with the ability to solo or spread.
          >but Arrow will cause you to get misaligned from the 1-2 minute burst window
          zzzzz

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Skill speed rework when. I mean they could remove party buffs instead but understandably some people like having those so skill speed rework when.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's incredible how long it's taken all three HW jobs to unfrick themselves

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only one that could be called unfricked is MCH and it still kind of sucks.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              DRK is fine though
              It took a complexity hit but it's more or less okay unless (dark arts) you (dark arts) missed (dark arts) spamming (dark arts) Dark Arts (dark arts) oops I clipped--

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                DRK is fine because its a WAR copy paste. It has zero identity.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish drk would get more job accurate shit like using it's blood to cast spells for protection, damage mit, etc. Like dark knights use black magic and it completely fails the theme in this game.

                Hello Aiden, i've seen you in game. You were simping for someone and getting ignored at the gold saucer.

                enjoy your ban for doxing?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is using your literal in game first name a dox you fricking freak?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dragoon is also getting reworked. That's my main job and all I can say, is give it a pet wyvern like in the better game, ffxi.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie i ain't waiting two hours to summon a wyvern again, i already did my time

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you get from the event? My sub ran out 2 1 week after 6.51 dropped. I doubt I will come back till a month before Dawntrail

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a healer on Europe server.
    Do you want me to play?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show how much the head clips

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the reward this time? a new santa outfit?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Woah, more stupid glam to break immersion. Just what the game needs.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know about the Saint of Nymeia
          secondary

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ryne ass
            nnffhh~

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            need to breed Ryne

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She didn't see Eden 8 extreme
            >She didn't develop a massive scalie fetish
            >Mithron didn't revenge rape her with hologram dragons or whatever Eden does during the raid arc
            massive wasted opportunity.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love Ryne!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Santa outfit has been in the game for a fricking decade dumbass

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that ship has sailed years ago anon
          i don't like it either but it is what it is

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You Black folk NEVER STOP crying.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah now frick off if it bothers you.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't play this game because of the sheer amount of morons in it. Seeing how it's popular on Ganker it all makes sense now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lots and lots of trannies and gaygays

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      sex with lalas

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      search engines aren't finding this, what is it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source me up fampai

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >glamour system fricked and inefficient
    >refuse to improve it
    >keep releasing more fricking glamour sets

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Loved the key art.

      They go in the armory, so idc. They waste no real space

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >santa hat doesn't work on Viera
    Just what the frick have these nips been working on the past year

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the rewards for the other holiday events
    all I know is that you get a minion for Heavensturn

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was a Mount for the Little ladies event, what the frick I thought it was only an emote?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the vendors probably have other stuff too like the furnishing thing we got from starlight but I'm too lazy to check

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          These are for upcoming events, the little ladies event did just have an emote last time

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          those are the rewards for next year
          the one this year was only the emote, i think

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          those are the rewards for next year
          the one this year was only the emote, i think

          Yeah, this year was the dance emote.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What side-content in Shadowbringers (or any other expansion) should I do before hopping to Endwalker?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bruh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      just pop a quick trial or cc

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just do a single FATE

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, I'll do it eventually

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unsubbed a month or so again and don't celebrate Christmas, so getting a Santa glamour doesn't appeal to me.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    when the frick is the next part of the patch out? I need to see what the frick we have been waiting on for so long

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      shortly after fanfest. I'd say either jan 9th or 16th

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      shortly after fanfest. I'd say either jan 9th or 16th

      Most likely the 16th, was like that for previous fanfests.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dinner date with my wife

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like how these pics got turned into leftist memes

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, I'm unsubbed right now. Too much work, not enough playtime. I'll resub these holidays.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That man has no ass.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >resubbing at all until dawntrail

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        when's the FF16 event
        asking for a static member

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          1 year after the pc release because se is moronic as usual

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s probably going to happen in January, when the second half of 6.5 is released, and when the open beta for Xbox opens up.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arr bard's quests
    killing some random goats is not very music like

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forget at its core the world of Eorzea is heavily militaristic. Fricking around with a lute or whatever is secondary or tertiary at best.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        is it in the same "universe" of ff12? having played it, ff14 looks pretty similar

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kind of not but kind of yes because you visit some locations from 12. It's implied that Ivalice happened in the ancient past.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the adders didn't really believe prancing around on the battlefield belting out tunes was combat effective, so i doubt it was a common occurrence

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    any mods that actually improve the graphics of this game? all maxed at 144 fps and the grass still looks like shit. i used penumbra with some upscaler but they dont change anything i think

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      as far as I know it's all texture upscales like Face Defined, Hair Defined, etc.
      The only model improvements are for characters and clothes so you can coom to them.
      Most people playing XIV don't even see the world because their eyes are glued to their characters ass/breasts/feet

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. I was grinding tribe quests for my anima relic and was unable to stop thinking how dogshit ugly the cloud top zone is.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Churning Mists is by far the fugliest zone in the game.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    game is so dead since wow dragonflight killed it lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dragonflight killed it
      ....at the pride awards

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they still lost to Apex of all things, even when blizzard panders they fail.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        A friend bought me a sub so I could play WoW again because he was hyped about "worldsoul" I was stunned by the countless "gay" characters. There was 1 quest with a husband and wife and 6 with gay characters. Aside from that the complete tone, and energy of the game is so different it is like a different game with a weird WoW coat of paint.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know about that but SoD effortlessly killed it

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ranking jobs by their job icon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't even know wtf the gnb icon is supposed to represent

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a slashed gun barrel.
        You know? Gun breaker?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          but that’s not what the job does

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It does lorewise.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BLM
        meteor
        >DRG
        spearhead
        >BLU
        mask
        >DRK
        greatsword
        >SAM
        tsuba
        >RDM
        rapier
        >WHM
        cane
        >MCH
        rifle
        >SMN
        horn(?)
        >PLD
        shield
        >RPR
        scythe
        >BRD
        lyre
        >WAR
        axehead
        >NIN
        shuriken
        >GNB
        a Z?
        >MNK
        claw marks(?)
        >AST
        two cards (?)
        >SGE
        gay SGE floaty things
        >SCH
        specs
        >DNC
        a chakram i guess (?)
        looks a bit like a heart too

        The GNB looks like a Burst Strike. A slash with an explosion that comes off from both sides.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crosshair with a slash through it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      original sage should win for triggering the frick out of people

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BLM
      meteor
      >DRG
      spearhead
      >BLU
      mask
      >DRK
      greatsword
      >SAM
      tsuba
      >RDM
      rapier
      >WHM
      cane
      >MCH
      rifle
      >SMN
      horn(?)
      >PLD
      shield
      >RPR
      scythe
      >BRD
      lyre
      >WAR
      axehead
      >NIN
      shuriken
      >GNB
      a Z?
      >MNK
      claw marks(?)
      >AST
      two cards (?)
      >SGE
      gay SGE floaty things
      >SCH
      specs
      >DNC
      a chakram i guess (?)
      looks a bit like a heart too

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        MNK is a POV of a fist punching you

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always assumed it was a claw since that is what a majority of their weapon skins are.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>SMN
        >horn(?)
        It's both a horn and bahamuth breath attack

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>GNB
        >a Z?
        GNB is a gunbarrel cut in the middle
        So "Gunbreaker"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >let's give summoner a big hat as their icon!
      >you mean like the ones black mages wear?
      >yes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's their horn anon.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          WHM are the ones with horns, lorelet.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's their horn from ff3 sprite

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie it looks like an assasins creed logo
          also I can't unsee gunbreaker as a stylized Z

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your rankings are fricking stupid and make no sense, like the job icons.
      Blue Mage? Well it's a Kano mask because obviously Kano masks are iconic to Blue Mages.
      Monk? Three slashes. That makes perfect sense.
      Dark Knight? Well that's obviously a triangle with a sword on top.
      Gunbreaker? Well it's a Z because uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh.
      Stupid game.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    people still play this dead transgender piece of shit?

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning, sirs. Please do the needful and resubscribe to Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker to complete the all new Christmas event for costume and shrub.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    With the team disbanding whats going to happen to FF14?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does the Final Fantasy XVI team disbanding have to do with FFXIV?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maehiro working on 9.0+
      We're going back to kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOPEFULLY they get shunted back to 14, maybe we can get some fricking content

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They literally said they’re working on FF17 now.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GET FRICKED

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Square really just said "yeah have fun with no content for 8 months" huh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"yeah have no fun"
      fixed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting Hildibrand + trial, final relic step, final MSQ next month, and FFXVI crossover after.
      But yeah, it's pretty shit for them to pull and old WoW style downtime at the same time that WoW announced they are going for faster expac cycles.

      They're going to have most of the FFXVI team back in the short term but whatenever new Radec Engine project they're doing will drain those people from FFXIV again once that exits pre-production.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >FFXVI crossover after
        Crossover with that piece of shit instead of SoP? Lame.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      first time? shadowbringer was worse.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Worse? Didn't 5.55 add Zadnor to the game? Thats a lot of content while downtime

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do this literally every single expansion

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This expansion cycle was two and a half years instead of two though. They stretched out all of the patches out over two years + half a year drought instead of a year and a half + half a year drought.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The two extra weeks per cycle has added a grand total of 2.5 months to the usual cycle

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone excited for VIP?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel it's going to be VPR

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna switch from Striking to Scouting unless they royally frick up MNK and SAM in dawntrail. I like NIN in theory but I don't have having to pack so much shit into the burst window so Scouting is my least-prioritized melee right now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if there's a dual cutlasses glam so I can at least pretend it's COR.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be VPR

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally going to delay myself from playing the expansion on launch just to level this job to 90 so I can play through the msq with the job.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a posterboy main. I literally played both monk and samurai during stormblood msq. Same for drk. (lancer was my first job). and I swapped to warrior during ARR and leveled every singe class to 50 before doing ARR patch questline.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll probably try it. I'm excited to have someone who wants the same gear as NIN.

      I just hope the caster scales with Spell Speed so my BLM can finally share gear too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So where does the portal lead?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably one of the shards, but would be surprised if it ends up being an entire different universe

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow... another builder spender 2min window job.. zzz.. really exciting ff14keks... zzzz

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. It'll be just the same melee 1-2-3 with one gimmick ability you can use every 3 minutes then back to playing Simon Says while watching something on the other monitor.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        AIIEEE ZODIARK
        I DID AS SAID AND SAID THE LINES AIIIEEEE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Already gathering scouting gear

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swords should have been sheathed by the sides instead of the back like the trailer. Putting it on the back looks moronic. Frick ninjas, who cares about stepping on their toes. They can flip off a cliff for all I care.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are on the sides.
        They dedicated a portion of the trailer to show that the swords were on the sides.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ever fricking looked at the ingame footage moron?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ever fricking looked at the ingame footage moron?

        True dude.
        Hate how they did goldsmith like this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just going to stop playing XIV altogether from now on tbh. They fricked up with EW bigtime not doing Exploratory content. Way too many casual homosexuals and ERP modbeasters and scripting cheaters defend this decision and like a bunch of morons they listened.
      XIV needs a fricking anti-cheat and active GMs but until it has them the game will remain dogshit and content will stagnate because they don't give a frick about making good systems when gays just run bots to play the game for them.
      The market has so much undercutting that you have to wonder if they even give a frick about RMT trading or if they're merely pretending to.
      >You have to report the bots yourself, and even then the GMs won't give a frick.

      SE deserves to go under. They really do.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean VPR?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes very and I really want to see the soulstone.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dorks!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      die modbeast

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      post more modbeast

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do I get these breasts?

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No because the rewards suck. How hard is it to make a fricking Christmas minion?

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    xivvy threads dying even on a saturday. how sad.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see how the AF looks on female in-game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it looks like that, but squished down and no breasts

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I might change the gloves, they didn't look too great ingame

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No hair.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't get hit a single time during the Zenos instance other than mandatory damage
    >game has to have me take a million damage in a cutscene so they can pretend it was a close fight
    Kinda frickin gay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the ease of the encounter completely ruined it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's ok anon, your reflexes are still great

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand any of the terminology I see people use in this game.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Stormblood free yet?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      for months

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have, but I recently got suspended for 3 days because I had the word "ERP" in my search info while camping out in QS. Why I was singled out is beyond me, unless the schizos hanging out there are so obsessed with futa viera and basic b***h catgirls that a male middie shouldn't be allowed to exist in their presence.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a rebirth collab, we need more spooky long robes, the Ancient robe is not enough

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demake is dogshit and not canon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      GIMME THE SOLDIER GLAM

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        When will we get a GACKT character in xiv?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >annoying homosexual that quotes poetry all the time
          but the minstrel is already in

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            the minstrel looks like a middle aged man
            >b-but gackt
            sorry, UGLY middle aged man

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              jokes aside, I'd like more FF7 stuff in the game
              his sword would be perfect for RDM

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hope they do a crossevent with 7R at some point. Always wanted a lot of the FF7 weapons as glamor in XIV and now it should be easier than ever to do since they can just use the same models from 7R just lower poly.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >still no buster sword in 14
        >"here have it in 16 in the first DLC"
        boy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No thanks, keep 7 and especially 7r away from 14 please.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will have my Weiss weapon and I will LOVE IT

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you cope with the fact that this game is played by Giga-Stacy? she plays a femme Viera, wears designer fashion, loves weeaboo/dorky/average-looking men, you would never find a girl like this playing WoW in current year

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >loves weeaboo/dorky/average-looking men
      I'm gonna need some more info.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      girls past their prime are now being pickmegirls to MMOnerds?
      Grim.
      Not my problem

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >past their prime
        calm down, pussy slayer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      im not a bitter homosexual so im glad she can enjoy it and have some fun

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    @660935850

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impregnating Lalafells

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      elaborate

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean that seems pretty self explanatory anon

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          not to me. i need you to break it down for me

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well to impregnate someone you usually have unprotected sex and ejaculate deep inside their vegana, not much more to it than that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, impregnate vieras instead

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mashed through the dialogue to get the funny beard to throw on my miqo (female).

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played for a while but I miss my moronic femWoL

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I do that? This game is designed for stupid people.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which class should I playthrough Endwalker as?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel this in my soul. I just can't decide what job to focus on, and it doesn't help that if I try to level something like, say, DRK, I'm always concerned about leveling PLD alongside it in order to maintain gear parity and not have to worry about managing two separate sets of fending gear.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dancer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reaper
      you'll thank me when the time comes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paladin, duh.
      Just tell G'raha he can shove his shitty fake sword and shield up his ass. Next time he acts like he should be giving me lessons on how to PLD, I'm skipping the fricking cutscene, don't even care if it's plot relevant.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want G'raha to cast Cover on me...

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's gonna cast cum on your butthole.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            stop i can only get so hard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      playing as anything but warrior after this moment is soulless

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't let a single moment define your entire playthrough.
        I do play WAR now in casual stuff like roulettes or for fun runs though after that scene.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, the cool part of this scene is Ardbert giving you his power.
        The axe loses all meaning if you already are a Warrior.
        The best job to play during that scene is any other tank but preferably Paladin or Dark Knight,
        Going from a sword to an axe in honor of Ardbert is better than just always using an axe.
        I don't get you guys who are obsessed with playing the same jobs as NPCs.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          did you miss the part where i said AFTER this moment?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        My Fiddie Weeb had been running ShB as a DRK with Odenta Kai. After that cutscene I switched her back to Samurai and equipped the heavensturn armor glam to look like she had 'returned to her roots' but also gained a power boost.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wol shit is so fricking cringe.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically dancer.

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a Christmas event?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, godbert butt fricks you on the gridania stage

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of Godbert, are this expac's relics Manderville themed? I saw someone with this beautifully rainbow flamed codex and I think the name was majestic something or another but I do remember it was Manderville related.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes the relic quest is about helping him craft the secret manderville weapons

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes and no
          he makes them but they aren't really visually related (yet)

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >next relic step has you grind the Asura trial because everyone complained about tomes
    how would you feel?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it going to be a trial?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          interesting for some reason i thought it was going to be like a map thing or something

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would unironically be easier than collecting tomes if you are doing more than 1 relic.

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played in 4 months now. I think I'm finally free.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Haven't subbed since 6.1
      >Did all relevant patch content via the free days
      If 7.0 doesn't take the game in a more interesting direction I'll probably be done with it

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post hype music

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      looking forward to this in 7.1

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        most overrated song in ff14

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's to the edge.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it would be good if it was produced and mixed by a different person

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      garuda UWU

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this is the hardest they've dropped the ball in remixing any old FF theme in this game. Why the FRICKING FRICK did they drop the goddamn precussion, it's the defining feature of the piece for FRICK'S SAKE.

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances Meteion ever shows up again?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably never

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro your starbird?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        when do we get a black starbird minion named larbird

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That pun is so awful I have a feeling it's going to happen in the future.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      very high

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      but she did

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder there is a timeline out there where shit got so wierd, Y'shtola ended up casually playing guitar for the game's final boss.

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn kids

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      me on the right

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I enjoyed it. I love FF14 and Yugiri.

    I've been finishing off Mt Rokon recently

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which healing job is fun?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fun? Probably AST, its the most different from the others.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Astrologian imo.

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just recleared P11S in PF, we 2 pulled it. Was not expecting PF to be this good so late into the tier, but I can't complain.

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bet yshtola has a filthy butthole

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drippy keeps her parts clean
      water water froth and foam!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sharlayan Librarian: Ma'am go to the lavatory now, you're shitting yourself
      Y'shtola: Not now, doing research
      Sharlayan Librarian: SHIT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR POSTERIOR, GO TO THE LAVATORY NOW
      Y'shtola: Later.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nyaa yet

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best girl.

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. I dont have any social batteries left, and the thought of being in a social space, real or digital, makes me tense up.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong with you?

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fanta'd from an Elezen to a Roe, what do anons think of my Big

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flesh colored roes always freak me out since my home town was Limsa and almost all of them there are green.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah those grey ones are the Sea clan, pirates. My flesh coloured Roe is supposed to be Guts, he's using the Guts Dragon Killer sword but I'm thinking of fanta again and going Highlander I'm still not sure if a Roe or a Highlander would fit a Guts rp.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Highlander would've probably been better.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I designed a Guts for fun. Highlander suits better than Roe, but it's still not perfect

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think that's as close as you can get as Guts in the game at the moment, might put a touch of grey highlights in the hair though as Guts has that later, kinda bullshit how they added in the Dragonkiller sword and even sort of the armour but won't let you close one eye on the character creation or chose where to put scars.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What armour is that and is there any way to make it even BLACKER? I'm in the market for a grimdark full plate set.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Titanium set. My first thought was divine war set, but you can't dye that.

                I think that's as close as you can get as Guts in the game at the moment, might put a touch of grey highlights in the hair though as Guts has that later, kinda bullshit how they added in the Dragonkiller sword and even sort of the armour but won't let you close one eye on the character creation or chose where to put scars.

                >not using Shadowbringer instead

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn he looks really good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      should've stayed an elezen bro

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Been an Elezen for two years, I got bored with it, wanted to see what it's like as the other races, got a few free fantas so I might as well use them.

        Nice. Rank and file hero vibes.

        Would kill wild freaks with/10

        Thanks bros, would raid and kill wild freaks with you too.

        Doesn't really look like a Roegadyn.

        Thanks, I was going for a more human look using the Roe think what they did with Gosetsu.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice. Rank and file hero vibes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would kill wild freaks with/10

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't really look like a Roegadyn.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't ever fanta to another race because I care about my WoL's backstory, lore and history too much....

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love you rping chads so much not erpers but rpers who put in work on their wol and make them more than blank slates I wish I could be in an FC with you lads

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          me too bud but I don't trust other lorescholars and I mostly keep to myself

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI is getting a lot better wtf bros.

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I did basically immediately, it only really takes like 10 minutes to do

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zepla? I have no idea who that hag is for me it's Saori
    she can do TOP and not get burned out and filtered like the 42 year old hag

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    playing this without any friends made me straight up want to kill myself so i had to stop. i got included in the group but everyone else had a relationship and were closer friends and jsut like real life i was just the 'funny guy' on the outside looking in.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you play on NA or EU? I'd recommend keep looking for an FC that welcomes you, they are out. I am still looking for one myself as well as a solo player

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come be my friend, the one person I've been playing with doesn't play anymore.

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep forgetting it's up.

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it the same as last years?

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. I only login on Tuesdays to claim my cactpot losings and island mammet loot. Game is absolute shit until next story patch.

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I will not start playing FFXIV again, level and Job Design is shit and the community sucks. people here and elsewhere have told me it sucks"
    "Hmm, but I had fun, even went to the trouble of getting the Racing Chocobo mask, maybe I should? No, it's for my own good"

    >Browsing Ganker

    >"Hey Anons, did do the Christmas event for XIV?"

    >"Yeah it was cool"
    >"Yes, I had fun"
    >"Oh fanfest is coming up, isnt that cool bro's? What do you think is gonna be shown?"

    >Continue to willingly browse thread

    GET OUT OF MY FRICKING HEEEEEEEEEEEAD

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't like it then don't play it, on the other hand if you are basing your beliefs off of others opinions then you're a moron.

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    resubbing 30 December so it aligns with second half of 6.5 and still have 1 day of event.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aligns with second half of 6.5
      Maybe I just have nostalgia goggles for previous expansions and it's always been like this, but I feel like 6.55 has particularly little going on. All that comes to mind is the relic, tataru side quest, and allied beast tribe all of which could be done in an afternoon. Unless they decide to make the last relic step a real one instead of just times.

      If you're not a FSH main, I don't see there being much to be excited for.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        im most excited for asura music
        JPOP REMIX IM CALLING IT

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        me on the left

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's the FFXVI x FFXIV crossover with Clive fighting alongside the Wol. There's the fanfest on the 3rd at that Tokyo stadium with 30k-55k Japs and the full trailer reveal. That's all in two weeks and three days, it's really close.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The FFXVI crossover is really within two weeks?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it's with the 6.55 patch, I'm excited to don the Clive armour for my Pally. I'm hoping they have some orchestration rolls with the drops the music in ff16 is so good.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Naisu

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              i don't think they have confirmed when the XVI crossover is coming out

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I fricking love Clive so much it's unreal.

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw never giving up my Belts.
    You can make me salvage them, they're going to be my rares of the game.

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >npc exists to sell store content
    >your only reward is a poorly made santa suit
    >better santa suits are in the store
    how can any of you actually pay money to play this game? also this games dead as shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The store santa suits are from past events, made available for those who missed it.
      I mean the rest of your points are valid but the store stuff is literally just recycled event stuff.

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been seeing more and more Sprout tanks that don't know how to do anything but be a lazy dps. I'm thinking of making guide videos for beginner to intermediate players as there really isn't much out there for someone like that.
    All the guides seem to be either for completely fresh players or Endgame raiders and not much in-between. Do you guys think it's worth it or would I be wasting my time?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go for it my Black.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick it, I'll put one out there and see how it does if it does shit then it does shit. If that Singaporean tart Arthars can make a career from this game then so can I, I'm sure.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      would kill for more guides and how-tos for jobs and roles like this one

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like this, I like this a lot although I'll use my real voice instead of Microsoft Sam. Thanks anon for the ideas.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't, you sound hideous and all the kids will laugh at you.

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my cute wife Alisaie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      here you go, anon.

      Put Urth's Fount in Trial Roulette.

      Frick, it's not? Frick that shit, and why isn't Binding Coils revamped and put into Normal Raids?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        iirc Urth's Fount counts is an EX trial exclusive fight, like how the only multiplayer version of Varis' fight is an extreme.
        Zenos EX when?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        two pigs.

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put Urth's Fount in Trial Roulette.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make Tataru's outfit available in Mogstation first.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could queue as a DPS for Urth's Fount and get in within 10 minutes back during the wowfugee crisis. Now it probably takes hours even as a tank/healer. I think everyone that wants to do it just does it unsynced.
      Is it supposed to be like an extreme? I remember it being pretty easy and not requiring any coordination back when I did it synced.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was hard with game and job design at release date.
        Now it's just a pinata that requires spamhealing.

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do I make people stop calling my femlala a slampig

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop being a bawd. dressing with plausibly deniable bawdtiness is key

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop getting inseminated by hyurs

        but I don't do either of these things...

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah huh. i bet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop getting inseminated by hyurs

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023, almost 2024
    >there is still no free ingame maid mog

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only real maid outfit might as well be a burka for how much skin it covers
      >no french maid version at all
      >won't even go into XIV's joke of a bunnygirl outfit

      Mods aren't an excuse, if the base game can do barely there bikinis then a little cleavage on a maid outfit (without mods) should be fine too.
      Priorities people.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Glams have been gender neutral garbo since shb, you aren't getting what you want anymore, it's too late

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        French maids are cringe

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chinese, Japanese, and Horror are all top.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          for me it's 3 and 7

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Victorian, classical, japanese, horror
          actual sophisticated gentlemen taste.

  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate when FANTASY games include real life shit on their games so i stop playing until all the events are over

  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  83. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As far as I'm concerned if you don't like Venat, you're a trancer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zero is the only girl for me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trancers won.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        whos the goth behind the cheque

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sarahjane
          She's streaming right now on twitch
          Very nice girl

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I need a Loporitt costume of this caliber right now!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like or care about any character made after SB

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking KVEEL

  84. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    soon boys

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dawn is already my fav expansion already because of this.

  85. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was thinking of changing servers. Which ones should I avoid?

  86. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    6.3 soured me on the game.
    I'll be back once 7.0 comes out.

  87. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one where everyone fricks your mother? Yeah, I did that.

  88. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    paypigs ruin all videogames

  89. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was really cute.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love elezen with 2Butts.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you like shotas

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      XIV has some genuine great writing.
      A lot of people underrate it as a contrary reaction from people praising it, but if it was in a movie or in a book (assuming they read books) parts of it would considered a masterpiece.

  90. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we could change our login names.

  91. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, plan to sub on the 30th right before the event ends, so I can fit it + .55 in a single 30 day sub window.
    Then I prob wont resub again until pre Dawntrail prep, or the Yokai Watch event, want that sperm mount.

  92. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Meteion was written and designed to be a twitter analogy
    >Wowgay Musk buys twitter and turns it into X

    What a time to be alive.

  93. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't.
    I've actually only logged in once in the past month to keep the house, and I've finished SO2R, and working through BG3 at the moment.
    I'm actually considering how much I actually care to keep the in-game house now, I might be fine with just guild room and apartment.
    Think the quality of the next expansoin is going to determine whether I stick with the game or not.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      same.
      I might resub just to get the last part of the .5 main story either when it comes out or just before the release of the next expansion.
      except there's too many games releasing in the first half of the year so I might not even sub on expansion release.
      we'll see.

  94. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ryne but pregnant

  95. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love FF 1, 2 , 3 , 4, 5 ,6 ,7 ,9 ,12. will i like FF 14? i don't like the newer shitty FFs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You might, you might not. It's an MMO with MMO gameplay, the only thing you can expect are FF conventions and jobs.

  96. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    finally got this
    how do I play whm again?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      211111111

  97. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    will anyone answer my questions, PLEAS?!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only answer the questions of people I want to ERP with

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