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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit movie game

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the average Scion fan

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xe should pay a visit to a dermatologist. That thing on xis neck looks like it might be cancerous.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't. The ones that point out like that look nasty, but are basically 100% benign.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just happy we can get a new wave of Viper meme album covers

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it.
    Could have had more information.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I liked it.
      YOU CANT FRICKING DO THAT
      DOOMPOST NOW

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry mysterious Discord shadowrunner who organizes 99% of the posts in these threads, I just can't hide it anymore. I will turn in my Shazam badge and my (You) gun...

        What did you like about it?

        >Areas looked to have more effort put into them, jungles actually looked lush and dense unlike the jungle in Thavnair, towns and cities looked great.
        >Graphics update looked pretty decent, it's not revolutionary but I can tell the game is gonna look noticeably better.
        >Viper's alright, I'm fine with the concept, gonna have to wait to actually play it to decide if I like it or am just indifferent about it.
        >Trailer fights looked impressive, it's a minimal point and not really gonna last because trailers are a one and done thing but I mean, it's cool, it's not like there was that much other stuff to form an opinion on.
        >If all the content they've been talking about lately actually makes it in, this expansion could be fricking packed.
        >Y'shtola in a bikini might be a thing within my lifetime.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did you like about it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No time for more information
      JUST LOOK AT THIS LALAFELL CHIN

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bussin music, shitty name but cool class, bozja homosexuals btfo, missus and I had some spotted dick and kebabs that night with some m8s.

    8/10. Yoshida spending 20 minutes on autistic detail for lalafell chins 100/10.

    bozja gays seething 100000/10.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised it took an average player this long to figure out the game's just going through the motions and always have been. I knew this back in 2015 when Heavensward came out.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The average player (which changed with the massive influx into the game in Shadowbringers) wasn't caught up on content before now. Now that they are, they're seeing how little there actually is to do on a patch to patch basis. That being said I still feel that 6.x has been a disappointment. Nothing they've put out has felt substantial. It's all one-and-done stuff and a very bad and pointless island management sim.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick bojza and eureka, just glad I don't need to do this shit this expansion, these people are delusional that doing instanced fates are good.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        troony, bozja was so cucked you didn't even have to do it for the relics and you still complained

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >these people are delusional that doing instanced fates are good.
        This. Just make Fates in the MSQ zones better. Then could add better rewards to Bicolor gem vendors. The game could be so much more fun, but they refuse to change the formula.

        Who the frick would honestly miss Hunt Trains? Go frick yourself if you say yes. Change that shit to be like CEs

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I am so glad I didn't need to do content this expac
        No one asked for your opinion Limsa troony.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's amazing how boring and uninnovative FFXIV is. Then again that's the Japanese MO.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        if the formula works why change it?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Games need to evolve over time or they get stale. Pushing out the same formula and even neutering jobs/making them less unique just makes the game more bland over time and other MMOs are going to usurp it again. It'd just take one really solid WoW expansion and the Riot MMO to kill XIV

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            get some unique talking points

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stop handwaving criticism, you don't need new talking points if they work you stupid filthy Black person.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                i have no obligation to take talking points seriously when they're trotted out in the same typing style nearly every FFXIV thread

                to wit i'm also not obliged to take somebody seriously when they impulsively call me a Black person, because that means they're just being a frickin' based Ganker poster and not somebody who actually wants to talk about something. no it doesn't matter "that's how things work here" when you're being a parody of a human being and demand to be taken seriously

                tl;dr (You)

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn jack yourself off a little harder bud. You responded to him just to tell him you're not interested in talking to him. You think you're the main character or something buddy?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hello 'cado spammer

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >actually butthurt from being called a Black person
                hahahahaha

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why am I not taken seriously when I call them a Black person? I just don't understand. It works so well on Ganker.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's a Ganker tourist who thinks he gets to act like the big boss of the threads.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solid, this and the fact that oh yeah it's not actually a summer vacation were great. Looked like two strangely advanced civilizations.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will not be playing anymore. Game is done.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Swap job to Viper
    >Equip DRS scouting gear
    Oh yeah, it's JUG time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm, I suppose, I like to change aesthetic since se always give us a shitty one, looking at you sam and reaper, it's a shame I can't wear the decent looking cryptlurker on rpr

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie asmon was right
      this game look so bad

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Caring what a bald, toothless goblin has to say

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't this the guy who blew his mom up?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          she blew herself up, but he apperantly kept the body at the house for a few days or whatever

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            WHY THE FRICK WOULD YOU DANCE ALL HAPPY AND SHIT
            Tell me this is a troll no one can be this autistic

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              iirc the rip bit was actually at the end of the video and someone changed it to make them look bad. it's still kind of tacky since iirc he asked people not to say anything or offer condolences and even if you were gonna ignore that, why attach it to your stupid little dance video?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                if i remember that was the outro they used in all their videos and they were too moronic to not use it. so yes typical tism behavior

                holy fricking lmao
                i guess It's the thought that counts

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              if i remember that was the outro they used in all their videos and they were too moronic to not use it. so yes typical tism behavior

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why do you pretend to care about some dead lady?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Asmon isn't allowed to comment on any game graphically when he slurps up WoW constantly. The game looks like off-brand mobile pixar shit ported to PC. Not saying XIV looks good mind you, but asmon is not qualified to talk about games looking good graphically or even stylistically.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Asmon literally think xiv has the worst game play of any mmo, the same guy who couldn't do 1-2-3 on drk and war without missing it up, why should or anyone else cares what he says? Guy is an idiot

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >homie asmon was right
        you gotta type that part at the end
        your post will be invalid all the same, but at least you'll waste the reader's time

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Xenos is suing Desolance for slandering him as a groomer for dating Spudsy when she was underaged
    >Xenos's lawyer straight up admits she's 18 in the ceaes and decist letter that Desolance recieved
    >Spudsy is on record admitting she was born on the 22nd of January, meaning she turned 18 this year
    >Xenos starting following her on Twitch on the 17th of Janaury, 5 days before she was legal age, and was likely interacting with her even earlier than that

    HOLY SHIT it's actually all true. Desolance was actually right. Why are there so many groomers in the FFXIV community? Why do FFXIV players defend literal groomers?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course he's a groomer
      streamer AND malera? I'd be surprised if he wasn't

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Youtuber and Groomer
      Name a more iconic duo.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        discord mode and groomer
        ffxiv player and groomer

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care about e-celebs.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buuhuu he likes them young
      Who cares beside outdated slits?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHE WAS A 17 YEAR OLD OF ROME

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SVU she was 17.9 years old you sick frick.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lynx should make a 3-part video on the downfall of Xenos

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Xeno is only now a piece of shit

      How fricking new are you? People have known he was an amoral bastard for years and called him out for many things.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like people already forgot his huge ape out in ShB when they canceled the 2nd ultimate and he quit the game to stream AION
        came back crawling real quick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk about burgerland but in the UK girls are legal age to frick at 16 .Mostly cause we aren't prudish about age/sex in bongland

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        16 is legal in most of burgerland

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont think ive ever been less hyped for a new job/class/hero/character/whatever being added to a game than i am for viper in ffxiv
    i already like nin and viper isnt going to be able to do anything a nin cant do so whats the point

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we still have any hope for a DT field operation? Did they announce Eureka/Bozja at a fanfest?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did they announce Eureka/Bozja at a fanfest?
      No, but they didn't announce Bozja at a fanfest either so there is still hope. They said in a famitsu article a few months back that they're still in the discussion process with the zone wide stuff like Eureka/Bozja. No confirmation but I'm not out of copium to huff yet.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They said last fanfest that there would be some sort of major content for the game independent of the MSQ, even promising "the most content in an expansion yet", but given it's Yoshida, that could very well just be bullshit. Even if it's true there's at least no firm idea of what they mean for it, and no Eureka/Bozja mentions for comparison either.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They said this fanfest that they have a large scale content in the work with lots of players.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did they announce Eureka/Bozja at a fanfest?
      No, but they didn't announce Bozja at a fanfest either so there is still hope. They said in a famitsu article a few months back that they're still in the discussion process with the zone wide stuff like Eureka/Bozja. No confirmation but I'm not out of copium to huff yet.

      They said last fanfest that there would be some sort of major content for the game independent of the MSQ, even promising "the most content in an expansion yet", but given it's Yoshida, that could very well just be bullshit. Even if it's true there's at least no firm idea of what they mean for it, and no Eureka/Bozja mentions for comparison either.

      They said this fanfest that they have a large scale content in the work with lots of players.

      why y'all Black folk wanting more of that bozja/eureka slop now
      i recall people telling yoship that that shit was boring and was not worth giving up deep dungeons

      >Did they announce Eureka/Bozja at a fanfest?
      No, but they didn't announce Bozja at a fanfest either so there is still hope. They said in a famitsu article a few months back that they're still in the discussion process with the zone wide stuff like Eureka/Bozja. No confirmation but I'm not out of copium to huff yet.

      >Bozja
      >Eureka

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wojak poster hates Eureka and Bozja
        Yeah that fits.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically yes, because it's not just fates in Bozja, you have CEs and Duels and Castrum. In Eureka you're proactively spawning them and not reactively going to ones that randomly spawn.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay cuckoid, where are the Critical Engagements and Duels in Garlemald? I'll wait.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The cowards need to bring back Diadem 1. I'd even settle for 2 at this point.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fishing with the bros while the chumps you queued in with b***hed at you for not fighting was peak comfy.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Entire fanfest was about "LOOK HOW GOOD THE GRAPHICS ARE NOW!!"
    >Basically nothing about content except just the same old shit we already get, only exciting part being the FFXI crossover raid
    >No new Exploratory content

    Reminder that CBU3 will be using the graphics update as an excuse for their to be even less content than ever. Like how Blizzard used it's character model update to excuse Warlords of Draenor being devoid of content. When will Square Enix learn that graphics don't sell games? Did they learn nothing from Flopspoken, let alone Spirits Within that focusing so much time and money on graphics over substance means death for a games company?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No new Exploratory content
      i thought they specifically said there was going to be new exploratory content at the na fanfest?
      atleast thats what xeno has been parroting saying theres gonna be exploratory, v/c, is, dd and something new

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They said there was going to be "other battle content" and at this fanfest they said there'd be "multiplayer lifestyle content", that's all I know of.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Island Sanctuary
          >but now you need 7 other morons farming the laver nodes
          can't wait

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >multiplayer lifestyle content

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bozja wasn't announced or hinted at whatsoever during fanfests, we can question why that is the case but regardless, it not being talked about means nothing either way for now.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Viper is a silly name for a job

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It kinda reminds me of For Honor names.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The life giving aspect will probably tie in.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zodiark!

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    so, where are the gold saucer updates?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm hoping the event includes new rewards but I doubt it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      More fat lalas

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shit graphical updates
    >no actual new content
    >Viper is just Reaper/Ninja/Dragoon again
    Lmao why even hype shit up now?

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is what we could've had
    Enjoy your embarrassing Kirito fantasy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fluid, fun action combat
      xiv never could have had this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It unironically makes FFXIV PVP netcode look good by comparison, try it for yourself if you want to know the secret behind Korean games.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i played black desert for a week back when it first came to the west, overall the game sucked but i remember thinking it was the only "action combat" mmo where the caster classes didnt feel like absolute shit compared to the melee/bow

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the otter manning the cannon is cute

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >22 jobs in FFXI
      >somehow still has more variety than all of current XIV and its future expansion jobs combined

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's what happens when you don't have to split things up into the tank healer dps trinity

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why y'all Black folk wanting more of that bozja/eureka slop now
    i recall people telling yoship that that shit was boring and was not worth giving up deep dungeons

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eureka released alongside a deep dungeon so I'm pretty sure you don't remember shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      eureka and bozja are both still alive while potd, hoh and othros aren't, so shut the frick up

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i did both content until i got what i needed and im just telling people what people back then were saying
        and they were saying bozja was not worth no deep dungeons
        now im guessing going the other way next expansion will have people once more looking for DD
        no skin from my back either way, i enjoy both

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          We should get both like in stormblood

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    VIP will summon a serpent familiar

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember stopping in shadowbringers after you save alisaie in some desert
    did i miss that much? i kind of hated the fact that you could do dungeons with avatars even if i didnt really care for human players...
    i had fun with professions but ran out of money quickly

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >40+ year old female FFXIV fan
    Disgusting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take it back NOW

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yuna is the exception. She has god tier genetics.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine having a mom that looks like that that's a huge ff autist

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people keep thinking my mom is my older sister in her mid 20s instead of her 50s
          I swear by the time our generation hits their 50s we'll probably look like low 20s and our kids are going to be near perma-teenagers.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is she not married

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks arent everything man. Why do you think some fat guys manage to land very hot and/or cute girls? Personality and Confidence can take you far. For all you know she can be the most insufferable person ever or a cutter.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that the average player?

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dawntrail took the light from my eyes, literally.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we're getting Moblins

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT Smiles you want to protect

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        M'rin Vhani is so lucky...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Futa
          Ew no. I'll take a male WoL thanks. Or at least an actual female for yuri stuff.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            M'rin IS a male WoL. No biofem would ever play a futa.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that she is 'blind' so she can't immediately laugh at your tiny pp

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Genuine question, how do blind women react if you bust on their face

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The same way you react when you wake up to rain on your face when you've been camping and your tent fricks up, or your umbrella fricks up because of wind and rain hits you.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The general way to know any such thing is asking yourself how you would react in that situation.

            Also would probably depend on if you warn them.
            And on whether they can see the aether of your semen rising through your dick.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's looking at Runar in this scene

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people still pushing this sunken ship that even the devs themselves deconfirmed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want Krile to sit on my face

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aight XIgays, give me the qrd on this elf.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          she dances

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          effectively main character of the wings of the goddess expac and is both its main character and its central villain at the same time through time/dimension shenanigans that would make our "endwalker time travel makes no sense" posters start slitting their wrists with its unnecessary complexity

          half-elf (hume and elvaan) and a dancer

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You must protect her so that she can return to the doomed timeline and save it.

            Ok well you are not selling the game to me at all.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You must protect her so that she can return to the doomed timeline and save it.

            Her father was a war hero during a pivotal battle in the Crystal War 20 years earlier. She ends up going back in time to try and save her dad from an illness that killed him when she was still little. You find out that your timeline is actually fake and the allied nations lost the war and Altana intervened to frick with the timeline and make sure there was a good outcome. This caused the true timeline to be deemed redundant by Atomos the time janitor, who started consuming it. The heroes from the true timeline, including her alternate self blessed by Odin, went back in time to try and stop her dad from intervening in that pivotal battle to undo Altana's inferference and save their world.

            Jesus it's all the worse parts of VII Remake with time jannies and bad time travel wtf

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you ok?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think he got the conversational outcome he wanted so he's trying to force things.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              read "by his bootstraps" you uncultured pig

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >people still mad that they got called out by FF7R as basically crazed dementors

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The funniest are the people who didn't even hate-watch or hate-play the game and they won't shut up about the time jannies "ruining Rebirth too"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I legit don't think they realize that those things are trying to keep the story on track from Sephiroth/Aerith and lifestream memory shenanigans, they are literally them. It's basically SE making fun of people b***hing about the extra FF7 stuff over the years and it having retcons and changes to it after 30 fricking years (like of course it would).

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You must protect her so that she can return to the doomed timeline and save it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her father was a war hero during a pivotal battle in the Crystal War 20 years earlier. She ends up going back in time to try and save her dad from an illness that killed him when she was still little. You find out that your timeline is actually fake and the allied nations lost the war and Altana intervened to frick with the timeline and make sure there was a good outcome. This caused the true timeline to be deemed redundant by Atomos the time janitor, who started consuming it. The heroes from the true timeline, including her alternate self blessed by Odin, went back in time to try and stop her dad from intervening in that pivotal battle to undo Altana's inferference and save their world.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The wrong one died.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I failed to protect it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        We protected it to the very end anon. We fulfilled his dream, his hopes, his ambitions. We truly were the best of friends to him. He died smiling, like a true chad.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        On the contrary anon, you gave it to him.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every word Zepla said was right, apologize to the hag.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really says something when only Bozja Black folk agree with a stinky 40 year old roastie

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zepla one of those pink love vibrator things that camprostitutes uses. And uses it on stream just so you know.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She 100% uses that buttplug addon

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Describe the ERIMINATOR plot to me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >weapon of an ancient highly technological civilization that is now dead
      there
      that's the whole thing
      please look forward to the Vegnagun raid series

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he eliminates

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bad guy native wakes it up to destroy the not-Americans stealing their oil.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The twist is that its Allagan tech

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Allagan
        cool
        >this means more Graha
        damn this homosexual ruins everything

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I hope not. Can we get a single expac with that dogshit aesthetic?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          haha
          no

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't look anything like allagan tech.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't look anything like allagan tech.

            Allagan empire lasted for thousands of years and would logically go through different aesthetics

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The early Allagan looks like the mostly used stone and glowy stuff. It really looks closer to Ronka. Makes sense since Ascians are probably involved. Later Allagan era reversed engineered Omega, so things became more metallic and high tech

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is Garlean, it looks like the Ironworks area in the Twinning.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The giant fan should give away what this is, it's even more obvious the closer you look.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              a 5090?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's giving me Xenogears tower of Babel vibes

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You get Mini cast on you and go inside a machine.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sin/Vegnagun equivalent, was built to fight in a war or protect something and was either never activated or has been asleep or some shit and now it's woken up and is on autopilot.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if they were preparing to defend themselves against invading Allagans?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah I can see it. Maybe it gets woken up because of ceruleum drilling.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zepla isn't even 40, she's in her early 30s

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's even worse
      if she already looks like that in her 30s then things are dire

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if that was true, she certainly looks like she's in her 40s.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did she shit on the game, for 5 months straight then think she would be invited to the Media Tour?
      Fine shit on the game, but don't act a salty b***h when you aren't invited to the Media Tour, she knows how fricking touchy and scared of drama the behind the team scenes are.
      They banned Xeno for years from the Media Tour for the same reason.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the streamer bux went to her head.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am almost 100% certain she's the moron who leaked the skills which is why she wasn't invited KEK.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because she's entitled after having been one of the premiere XIV streamers for so long, especially after Asmon got involved and she got even more notoriety. Then she started playing Genshin and getting revenue from that instead, and she just went full on moron mode. On top of that, she was leaking shit as well.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Because she's entitled after having been one of the premiere XIV streamers for so long
          Nobody knew who the frick this old pig was before you WoWrats flooded over. Shut the frick up about your e-celebs you dumb b***h.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zepla should say she's 19, people will play along with the joke instead of calling her dusty ass out

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not even in her 30s, which is even worse. She's like 28-29. Shit hit the wall harder than dale earnhardt.

      still hoping for FFX raid

      I'm surprised we haven't gotten Jecht/Sin boss with Otherworld yet.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dale earnhardt
        Damn, we got a legit boomer here.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet I still look 10 years younger than Zepla.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm surprised we haven't gotten Jecht/Sin boss with Otherworld yet.
        We have Sephirot. Braska's Final Aeon is a reference to Fiend in the first place. And they even gave a nod to it during the phase change when Sephirot's chest glows and he falls backwards off the stage then rises back up by slamming his hand down.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          True, but it's still not quite the same. Really I just want Otherworld honestly. But a Sin/Bismarck tier fight with a second phase being Jecht/Sephirot basically would be kino.

          We already got robbed of Anima as a trial boss after all.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thiefcucks finally won after all these years. Rangerchuds next in the upcoming 2 years.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TIME

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      .

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >betray the game that made your streamer career
    >get defeated by the irl wall boss
    fricking kek

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your dad will never be this cool

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >better action direction than 95% of FFXIV's ingame cutscenes
      WHAT HAPPENED

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They weren't all that good, but they did have some fun with it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Your dad will never be this cool

          >Exact same issue as FF14 where only the NPCs are allowed to do cool things

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn this shit looks like something from viii lmao
          kinda cool

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WotC actually attacks enemies during cutscenes.
      What a chad. It took Zenos goading WoL at the end of the universe for him to do some fisticuffs.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They weren't all that good, but they did have some fun with it.

      [...]
      >Exact same issue as FF14 where only the NPCs are allowed to do cool things

      damn this shit looks like something from viii lmao
      kinda cool

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        zoom zoom

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else make autistically elaborate headcanons about the character development/job changes of their WoL throughout the MSQ

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. He Unga Bunga his way through everything.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's funny, my WoL headcanon actually involves how he'd unga bunga a lot and got tired of it because of reasons.

        Yes, I have an entire autistic lore and headcanon, for him being WoL, and a more realistic one where he isn't WoL and is just a random adventurer like everyone else.

        I have headcanon for canon WoL as he progresses through the MSQ on the jobs I played it through with and then headcanon every job I level outside of it is an adventurer in another setting who might be like a shard or something but is separate and just kinda dealing with his own shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ye

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I have an entire autistic lore and headcanon, for him being WoL, and a more realistic one where he isn't WoL and is just a random adventurer like everyone else.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Went from PLD > GNB > SAM > DRK > RPR and I expect I'll be VPR for DT.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    good

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I noticed different about this expansion cycle is no uplift in viewers from streamers leeching off of first time playthroughs

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Brappy bros... whats going on... no-one cares about Viper and the new expansion...

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    To enter the XI Alliance Raid you must first go through the full POL account setup and installation.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      queues doa

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please no

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easy. Dolphin is burned into my soul.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=branch_%28blackrabbits%29+prishe+&z=5

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't make Ultimates out of Alliance Raids, anon

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was her fight simpler than a dungeon boss?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably stuck new encounter designers on it while the main ones were doing the savage criterion dungeons.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still see at least a couple people die to her forced march every time I do it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      To allow me to play one handed, they knew what they were doing.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So we can focus on other assets of the game rather than the fight.

        XDD
        LE SHOW HIM YOUR HOLE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So we can focus on other assets of the game rather than the fight.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Viper looked cool, I like dual wield classes and I don't like the ninja aesthetic so it's perfect for me
    >But it also just looks like a reaper with different weapons, and I expect the dragoon rework to go this way too
    >Same formulaic content cycle thats getting REALLY tiresome even after only joining up in ShB. I can't imagine what older players feel like because holy shit I feel like I've played this expansion already.
    >felt my soul leave my body with the XI crossover raid, that game and world looks insanely dull and it actively discourages me from doing the raid ever.
    >Spending 10 minutes to explain the shadow on a lala chin is really dire and shows me that Dawntrail really is lacking if this is what they're filling the keynote presentation with.
    >It also shows me that CBU3 is going to continue being so fricking afraid of taking risks that they instead do nothing which is arguably worse.
    >not even working with sakaguchi to create some sort of content in the game, just dragging him on stage to say XIV is good.
    >worst amano art in the history of FF

    It's pretty grim, like unironically. I think I'm done.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that game and world looks insanely dull
      >FFXI
      Hilarious considering you're a shadowbab. You have no clue man.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never played FFXI but it has become clear that XIV is kinda copypasting a lot of its plot

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah look I just don't like the combat being purely auto attacks....I know! I know! I just think it's boring as shit! lol!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the world is dull because you auto attack at level 5

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        kids today have no idea what a real game made by people who were passionate about it looks like

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shadowbaby leaving
      Good riddance

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently Sakaguchi has a "big announcement" he's making in the morning. No idea what it is, but we'll see.
      He's on stage with Yoshida in the morning talking about his ff14 journey and then making some "Big announcement".

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He'll probably be a writer of a raid or alliance

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The shadow chin thing is a frickup just because immediately after the opening during the whole panel they had some really fantastic and well detailed graphics coverage. With clear before and after and an easily demonstrated shit that my 3d modeling friends understood and appreciated. But frick me the lalafell shit was spaghetti from Yoshi's pocket

      The amano art is surreal for how bad it is.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>felt my soul leave my body with the XI crossover raid, that game and world looks insanely dull and it actively discourages me from doing the raid ever.

      have a nice day zoomer homosexual Black person.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can seethe, you can screech. That's fine, doesn't make me wrong.

        >"Who here has played XI??"
        >Crowd was dead silent

        lmao. It should have been a midgar or zanarkand raid if they were going to do a crossover.

        Total flop.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thinking 95% of the morons that play ff14 are equipped to handle ff11
          zoom zoomer Black person.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no you see shit UI makes it EXTRA SOVLFVL

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >14Black person talking about shit UI
              L M A O
              M
              A
              O

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, what the frick are you talking about, the 14 UI is fine. It's trillions of times better than 11

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >14 UI
                >fine
                L M A O
                that's why everyone mods the shit out of it
                because it's just so good

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that's why everyone mods the shit out of it

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick mods the shit out of the XIV UI? This isn't WoW, where half your screen looks like a mid 00s porn pop up virus village.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >filtered by the game controlling like every other FF prior to it

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No one every liked the UI in ff11, this is how we know you're just trolling.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It should have been a midgar or zanarkand raid

          No the cross over plot contrivances are awful. Nier was bad enough.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          XI had basically no presence in the UK. Surely they would have known that.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >XI had basically no presence in the UK. Surely they would have known that.
            I'm a Brit and I played XI from 2005 to 2010. Most of my mates at the time played WoW though XI was pretty niche yeah

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    still hoping for FFX raid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      blitzball when? im so tired of waiting.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of all expansions to have Wakka come to the continent and teach us how to be a Blitzballer to help get rid of the savages.

        Wasted opportunity.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      t-there's still the 8 man raid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The true ending of XIV is that one day while the Scions are just chilling on the beach in Tural, someone passes WoL a blitzball and gets book Tidus'd.
      Grim.

      Who committed more sins against nature? The Allagans or the Merycidians?

      Definitely the allagans. I mean, I don't think the meracydians were actually committing any until they showed up anyway. The allagans were built on sadism and frick ups.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pace out patch content
    >Have enough to do until Dawnwalker

    Not being a Week 1 gay is good.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like that VIPER is something new. I dislike job ideas that have already been done before in previous FF entries.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Guy with 2 swords is new
      Its literally the most generic choice imaginable.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >YES YEES YAAAS TIME MAGE I PLAYED THAT IN OTHER GAME

        TIME

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who committed more sins against nature? The Allagans or the Merycidians?

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How embarrassing

    ?t=7279

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking LMAO
      the crowd was hyped for all of half a second before they actually saw that garbage that could have been drawn by a third grader

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was there any live music yesterday?

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You won't BELIEVE what Asmongold said next....

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, I don't know what to think about current event until my favorite streamie has told me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun to hate on streamers but what did Zepla or Asmon say that was so bad?

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the best XI expansion and why is it ToAU?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      CoP is the best story but I do love ToAU

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is a spicy opinion, its really Rise of the Zilart and Chains of Promathia.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      WotG is my favorite story but I hate the map designs

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We got Anima atleast

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one and done dungeon boss
      seymour's mom got done dirty

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would have been the final boss of the garlean expac.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needed more Yugiri

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's criminally underutilized.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She really is. Honestly, the last thing we need in the group is another frickboi, Yugiri should have joined us instead of Ernville.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She really is. Honestly, the last thing we need in the group is another frickboi, Yugiri should have joined us instead of Ernville.

        Yugiri is purposefully underutilized because of what happened with her VA

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That happened in hw, shut the frick up

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eng va was murdered and I think something happened to the JP va

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was told by members of this community that this expansion will introduce female hrothgars. Well? Where are they?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japan fanfest in January, please look forward to it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >January
        Frickin hell, wake me up when its time, I'm not trying the game again until I see what they look like

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have a nice hibernation anon, make sure to eat lots of salmon and berries in advance.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the first expansion launch where I paid attention to Fanfest reveals and it's somewhat frustrating because they'll either go into detail on things I don't really care about or just barely tease it
    >Viper has a neat aesthetic I guess but no idea how it will play until they release the skills video
    >They didn't say anything about the lifestyle content other than it exists (which they already announced in NA)
    >They didn't say anything about the new limited job other than it exists
    >Don't care about other stuff because it's the same every expansion but with a different aesthetic
    All in all I just feel that they're too tight-lipped, we weren't given enough information. I wish the trailers at least gave a better idea of the story or something.

    Also, was Eureka Orthos really popular enough for them to justify making a fourth deep dungeon?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the mid point fanfest anon, this is, pretty much by obligation, the most and tight-lipped and underwhelming one.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, was Eureka Orthos really popular enough for them to justify making a fourth deep dungeon?
      It certainly wasn't in the US, that shit is already dead. Not sure about in JP which is the only region they actually care about.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People expect way too much out of the fanfests, it's 99% fluff but it's fun to speculate based on the dumb teasers Yoshi throws in there.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      From past experience they didn't reveal Bojza at the fanfests so I don't expect them to reveal a Bojza like zone at any of these fanfests.
      The entire theme of Dawntrail is "Discovery and Adventure". They really, really don't want to spoil the expansion which is incredibly frustrating at the moment, but will be very satisfying once we have the actual expac in our hands.
      Koji translated many, many times what Yoshi was saying they want us to discover the World and the game and not for them to tell us in presentations like previous PLL and FF events.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that's kind of bullshit, I don't want to spend $40 on an expansion only for it to not have anything I'm interested in.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can think it's bullshit, but they told you that is the theme of Dawntrail "Discovery". What is there to discover if they reveal everything of note during FF and following events before the expac?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're paying $40 for the MSQ, there's absolutely nothing else in it at launch. If you're not interested in that you can wait and see if they'll add the shit you want before buying it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You're paying $40 for the MSQ, there's absolutely nothing else in it at launch.
            When I buy an expansion my mindset is that I'm trusting the devs to continue to deliver fun shit over the next few years.
            I don't think $40 is enough for the story alone, and I don't think it even makes sense to consider them as separate packages when you can't access the patch endgame without the expansion.
            >If you're not interested in that you can wait and see if they'll add the shit you want before buying it.
            I could do that but playing catch up in an MMO feels shitty; by the time I get to it there's a decent chance that it'll be dead content or at the very least solved so I can't experience it blind.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even the super hardcore DD people fricking liked EO, that's how bad it is

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They didn't say anything about the lifestyle content other than it exists

      They said it's not solo and involves a lot of players. So my guess is Garlemald Restoration. Or we create a space for them on the moon finally like was promised them a while back.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that we're getting real 11 content, surely they'll use the Promyvion enemies for more than random trash mob fodder for the moon, right?

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spending ten minutes looking at some random Lala face was frickin weird but otherwise it wasn't too bad.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was fricking moronic because they had the graphics panel 5 minutes later and it had 1000 other more interesting and relevant things they could've showed in the keynote instead

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's weird is that the dev panel did a much better job at conveying what they were trying ro

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Viper looks cool
    >However if it does more damage than any of the other jobs or is more useful it will end up RDM tier where the devs are too afraid to buff it or make it strong because of the autistic fanbases of the old jobs.
    I'm already predicting another DRG melty at not being the special raid boy for the entire patch cycle.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gonna be way overtuned at the start of the expansion and then they'll slowly buff other jobs until it's mid tier. Just like reaper.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll start off the strongest before SAM and BLM autists end up having meltdowns.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is sound design so terrible in this game? Viper job sound effects are so weak and lame like every other job. Guess I need to wait for Papachin to fix this job too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This looks so gay, literally a job for catboys and maleras too fricking stupid to play nin

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That's a weaponskill so DEBOOOKED as enshroud?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        didn't mean to greentext wtf. Anyway that's a weaponskill so is it some sort of shit where you can use it but it does more damage the more stacks you get?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's just going to be Inner Release, pirate edition

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doubt, but keep dreaming doomsissy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every japanese game sucks at sound design, it's always weak and muted and shit because Japs only care about animations and music. Devs probably play with sound effects off. If you want satisfying, visceral sound design play a western game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But then everything else is shit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude souls games dont sound that bad

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Souls games and fighting games are the only exception. Oh yeah and MonHun games.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate playing bard because it's basic shot (Heavy/Burst Shot or whatever) sounds like you're hitting jellow.

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what’s going to be the faster way to level from 80-90? Obviously without a tank and healer sucking your dick and spamming dungeons.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spam floor 21 of the new deep dungeon.

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They haven't figured out what the story for Dawntrail is about yet despite Amano spoiling it in his image he spent 4 minutes making

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what does it spoil

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That its garbage

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that image is so bad
      the sword is fricking bent

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just realized there's a pistol on the back of Yoshi-P's cosplay of Viper, and working on NIN animus books atm made me realize that a pistol will be it's ranged attack. Like how ROG/NIN just throws generic daggers for it's ranged attack.
    If I'm wrong, I'll gift 5 subs to your favorite e-celeb.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      those are sex handles
      vipers are sissies that take it up the ass

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      corsairbros, we won!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually just a curved dagger.

        corsairbros, it's over....

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually just a curved dagger.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, plenty of sets have random weapons like that you can't use.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah good point, it's on the outfit for the job armor. Hmm.

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Zodiark Trancers are literal trannies
    >Venatchads are biofems

    OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 2 worst things to happen to XIV, imagine caring about the ancients

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take your mental illness back to the official forums.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >biofems
      Why can't you people just call them women?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because in their heart they have accepted trans women are women, so they have to make this distinction.

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna FRICK the Eliminator!!!!!

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is his endgame?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kill all burgers.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elimination.

      That's all.

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man ain't it?

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They claim Viper is gonna be execution heavy, last time they did that was GNB. Might be interesting to see how it plays.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro they made the exact same claim about RPR.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly don't recall that. I distinctly remember the GNB claim. Maybe they build and spend a lot faster than most jobs, like their little *teleports behind u* mode comes up like every 2-3 combos or something.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He said it during the live letter where he played the job for a bit and hit dummies in Thavnair.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I theorized that it was going to be an oGCD heavy job like GNB is and they mentioned oGCDs
      We'll see how it plays out

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So it'll have very strict rotation where you wanna have a nice day if you have to do even a single ranged attack. Thankfully that's only a problem in alliance raids or extreme trials and savages will have 100% uptime.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro your criterion? Rokkon as a melee makes me want to commit a crime.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot that existed.

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >looks like a fricking ayyyy lmao base
    >not an ancient ruin, everything looks well-kept other than the obviously recently broken wall
    >spaceships docked
    Wha the frick is going on in Tural?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >more aliens

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Murrica is bringing them freedom in exchange for their Ceruleum.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Tural IS 'Murica.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          South America isn't murrica.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You missed the Texas zone where the Whalaqee live?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Note the giant chasm between not-north and south america, it passes right by the main city AND the city artwork shows a massive bridge in that direction but at no point have they shown it ingame, directly, or brought it up.

              Either we aren't going to north america or they aren't ready to reveal what's going on with it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is just void ark

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't. Void Ark has a weird organic look about it. This doesn't, it's completely sterile.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sterile Ark

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That screenshot of the secret zone reminds me of Mt Corel in FF7 tbh. And then they had that spiel about ceruleum deposits which could easily substitute as mako. And then theres these screenshots which some look like mako reactors to me.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The real big baddie is Lolorito
        >his ultimate goal is to genocide the natives and extract their ceruleum
        >he somehow gathered a highly advanced army and a gigantic Evengalion while we weren't looking.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can I join him?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm ready

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      twist: its reverse-engineered Allagan tech

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 100% convinced that NA is covered in a super hi-tech city like FF8's Esthar.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If there's ever gonna be a modern city in XIV it's gonna be Midgar, they're not passing up that low hanging fruit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would be really weird if North Tural had a massive civilization more advanced than anything currently existing and...nobody references or talks about it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're isolationists with a cloaking barrier around their entire country.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not if they're high insular and hoarding their tech for themselves.

            >isolationists
            >insular and hoarding their tech for themselves
            Sharlayan was already that. I mean I'm not saying it's not possible, but it really would make me think

            >it's like sharlayan... BUT BETTER

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but this time they'll be the bad guys, it's totally different

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just imagine something like this behind that big secret in the zone art.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever it is, it's there from the start, it's not like mt gulg that appears later on so I doubt it's a MASSIVE spoiler on that level.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go look at the art for The Tempest. They give zero fricks about showing massive spoilers.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I remember the zone art for Ultima Thule leaking during the expansion downtime and theorizing that the twist was gonna be that our planet was a kind of "shell world" and the "true world" was going to end up emerging from within (and it trying tto break free was going to be the source of the Sound).

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They didn't show that art before launch.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What does that have to do with anything?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They give zero fricks about showing massive spoilers.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its in the game anon. If you log out or change zones before reaching Amaurot, you'll get spoiled.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you were in the Tempest and logged out, guess what your loading screen is when logging in?

                >oh no I got spoiled of the area while being in the area
                How far will you carry those goalposts?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They wouldn't put a massive spoiler for the zone in its loading screen
                >Here's a time when they did
                >Stop moving the goalposts
                ?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey moron, there's a pretty big length of time between when you first arrive in the Tempest and when the Amaurot reveal gets dropped on you. They even put up a fog barrier until you get to that point so you can't see the spoiler. Fricking idiot. Play the game you want to suck off this badly.

                They wouldn't put a massive spoiler in a fricking fanfest presentation. I don't even know why I bother typing this out when you'll just move the goalposts again.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                But they would put it in the actual zone art. Glad you decided to be mature and accept you were wrong.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They didn't. That's why it was was censored. How fricking stupid are you Black person?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey moron, there's a pretty big length of time between when you first arrive in the Tempest and when the Amaurot reveal gets dropped on you. They even put up a fog barrier until you get to that point so you can't see the spoiler. Fricking idiot. Play the game you want to suck off this badly.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you were in the Tempest and logged out, guess what your loading screen is when logging in?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe ebeing so far away from the 3 continents means that the New World weren't badly affected by the calamities, so a society long enough to develop their own tech

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not if they're high insular and hoarding their tech for themselves.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its allagans
      >but it doesnt look like
      its allagans
      >but the devs would have said
      its allagans
      >but that will just be a repeat of
      allagans
      >they are probably going for something new
      ALLAGANS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      well you see yoshida watched that cowboys vs aliens movie and thought it was a good idea

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      WAIT HOLD ON

      EVERYONE HOLD

      ANyone remember that Xaela tribe lore that described how they travelled to the New World and descovered super-advanced cities, describing "Grey Skyscrapers" and "fire-belching machines"? And now we're seeing super advanced settings in New World. This can't be a coincidence.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me? It's Cirina

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people ask for bushido samurai
    >>get robbed ronin losers
    >people ask for bloodborne reaper
    >>get armored worse warrior with scythes thick as axes
    >people ask for garlean gunblade
    >>get ff8 furgays
    >people ask for corsair
    >>get kirito zidane

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone needs to burn the monkey paw at CBU3.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      their fault they don't equip genji or heavensturn armor
      their fault they don't equip a thinner scythe
      their fault they don't use the starting gunblade if they want heirsbane so bad
      i was banking on corsair but i'll gladly take ezio zidane

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any reccs for thin scythes?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          starter scythe (deepgold) + demon slicer from grenoldt, SHB artifact armor vendor
          palaka war scythe
          classical war scythe
          war scythe of the forgiven
          dwarven mythril is thin-ish
          naigama of the crimson lotus

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guesses on what it's going to be?
    All we know is, it's not solo content. It's designed to be done by multiple players.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blitzball.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garlemald Restauration.

      Remember to bind your interact with object button so you can do the fates with 1000 other players running around without them getting in the way.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's another Restoration zone, leading to a new housing zone in 8.0. They will do this every other expansion now as part of the usual pattern.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >garlean furniture introduced in patch
        is this the hint?

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the Meteion network were corrupted by something from outer space which pushed them to doomerism

    Remember those beholder things in Ultima Thule? From their fate description:

    >"Fiends of unknown origin and sinister nature have arrived upon this plane, calling darkness down upon all who have the misfortune to meet their eyes─those soulless, hollow eyes..."

    The moronic wiki lists them as Voidsetn which is literally impossible because they're fricking ayylmaos. They're the only things we encounter in Ultima Thule that aren't dynamis constructs made by Meteion, and their lore indicates they are some eldritch entities that seek destruction.

    Guarantee they are not only what caused Meteion to go full doomer (more like they just tipped her over the edge when she was already dooming) but they were probably behind the dissappearance of the first world Meteion found (Ostrakon Hena, the location of the bar we make for the Omicron tribe questline). They probably have some affiliation with Ultima too.

    Screencap this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Reminder that the Meteion network were corrupted by something from outer space which pushed them to doomerism
      Uh, yeah. It's called dynamis. They absorbed dynamis from worlds in despair.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For the love of god can we just have ONE SINGLE FRICKING MYSTERY left in this game that doesn't get explained?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The next threat will be beings from beyond the universe

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If XI is canon to XIV in terms of sharing the same universe instead of just interdimensional leaps, the Void is more vast than you realize. All of the cosmos is functionally one larger Cloud of Darkness that decides at pure random as a force of nature to destroy worlds, and XI just got the absolute convenient amount of frickery and reality-changing circumstances to subvert it. Even if you subtract XI from the equation and just have XIV in its own reality, Meteion isn't even a god, she just happened to harness emotional energy in powerful amounts and incidentally drove planets to despair in the meanwhile, inclining there's still likely more powerful forces out there in the universe.

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lavos homosexual still at it after 2 years

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post yfw they reveal
    ||Ceruleum is people||

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >discord spoilers
      >doesn't know that we already know ceruleum is aether petroleum

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's already established moron not even a reveal

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Energy source is actually alive
      We already did this in another game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Darling in the Franxx pull this shit too?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Darling in the Franxx it was primordial kaiju dinosaur oil and the real big bads were aliens who wanted to extract it because

        reasons

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This anime was fricking garbage.
        So much anime is just FOTM slop that gets forgotten when *new thing* comes out, and DitF is one of them.
        I honestly forgot this show existed.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This anime was fricking garbage.
          lol no it wasn't it was pretty good with an original story and it reminded people a lot of EVA. Which is why it was popular

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            So popular that no one talks about it and I forgot it existed.
            Trash.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it wasn't garbage because it ripped off a better anime
            lol?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trigger has never made anything good. They're entirely propped up by sub 80 iq morons.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be quiet and drink your LCL

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the Thirteenth
    BINNED
    >the First
    BINNED
    >voidsent
    BINNED
    >Ascians
    BINNED
    >the Twelve
    BINNED
    >Garlemald
    BINNED
    >Eorzea
    BINNED
    >dragons
    BINNED
    >Haurchefant, Moenbryda, Emet
    BINNED FOREVER

    It's time for a FRESH start. I don't want to hear about ANY of the shit ever again in the above for at least 10 years.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this .webm because it made me think it was splattered on a log before I opened it 🙁

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Allagan tech will be around then?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're likely getting your wish, they added the Unending Codex specifically because they plan to eventually make the entire original story optional and thus are adding a profile function to speedread everything about the events there.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >New players start a 6.1
        Honestly not sure if that's worse than ARR or not.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It honestly probably won't be as bad running through it all in one block, a big part of what's made it so unbearable is it having been stretched out over the past year and a half.

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder the clover had nothing to do with the new jobs and that the only hint Yoshi P has given out was his shirt, which wasn't related to Viper.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but have you considered turtles = green and green mage = green?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blue mask = blue mage

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        turtles are named after famous artists. pictomancer confirmed

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pictomancer is the new limited job. Imagine the seethe.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish. We have enough loose jobs and edgy jobs, we need a CUTE job.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well if Krile is actually gonna be the poster child for it you might get your wish, Japs can't get enough of their cutesy Lala shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turtles have Shell which is a green magic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        turtles are named after famous artists. pictomancer confirmed

        It was actually a reference to Beastmaster.

        >Turtles
        >Rats
        >Rhinos
        >Flies
        >Crocodiles
        >Warthogs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro your paired weapons and bo staff?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      see, everyone thought his TMNT shirt meant green mage, but it really was referencing Leonardo who uses two swords, hence Viper.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He said yesterday that the shirt was also a hint to the caster.

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=SOVPMvEp6cBgttJS
    Welcome to Tural

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you hear it?
    The beating calamity of the new world.
    The lost myth deep beneath the surface.
    Lavos.

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't take a fantasy setting with Catgirls and Bunnygirls seriously, sorry.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think about it logically. On other planets, there are other humanoid creatures that evolved from other animals yes?
      Therefore, catgirls exist in the universe and you're stupid.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canonically they only exist because an Ancient human did a sundering and caused people to mutate into cats and bunny people. Miqote and Viera are not natural lifeforms.

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Allagans were an ayy lmao race like the Old Testament dudes

    Calling.

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >First three zones are various parts of South America
    >Fourth zone is Mexico
    What are the fifth and sixth zones?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Texas and Colorado

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Falkland Islands

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know you started playing again.

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if Miteion came into contact with the Ultimanians?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's what caused the disaster on their homeworld

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw Meteion is the cause of all problems in every FF
      >the moon aliens in FF3/8
      >the original peoples of Spira
      >Jenova's Eldritch species needing to travel because their planet was destroyed
      >etc.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Every villain in the FF series that had some sort of "I'm so pissed/depressed I'm going to destroy the world" motivation was actually just getting influenced by Meteion.
        >If they hadn't been, they'd actually have been able to get over it and been normal members of society.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sephiroth became depressed because Meteion showed up during Nibelheim and asked him "What is the purpose of life without a mother, who is your mother?"

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So since it was confirmed that you can basically "taste" the aether of food without actually putting it in your mouth
    Could the Ancients actually peer into your balls and sample the taste of your sperm without needing to suck it out? Or would it need to be ejaculated before you can analyze the taste of its aether to count?

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish they would change pvp DRK already so I can properly project my hatred onto WHM and Miracle of Nature.
    >Play PLD
    >Doing my job
    >A single WHM presses 1 button
    >Die

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've officially decided to let my medium house gets destroyed, hope the shadowsperm who get it is happy with it, and not a minority.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no yandere croissant-ra gf

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we have new zones....but we can't show too much!
    >we have new dungeons...but we cant show much beyond concept art!
    >we have new lifestyle content....but we cant show it right now!
    >we have new jobs...but we can't show too much! not even a name!
    >we have new graphics...but we can't change it too much without pissing you off!

    They should just have one fanfest that shows everything, holy shit what a big nothing of a keynote.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but this way Yoshi gets to travel around the world and SE will have to pay for it. Please understand.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People have been saying this for years, I am convinced yoshi p uses these as an excuse to frick b***hed abroad.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And if they did this people would b***h about only one Fanfest.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine spending hundreds of dollars to fly out and get a hotel to see that keynote. Imagine being $1000+ in the hole to see that absolute nothing of a presentation.
      Jesus Christ.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I felt like when I went in 2018. Sure it was cool that I made a new friend, and did all the stuff (I was one of 15 people to beat the Kugane Tower challenge). But all that money spent, I couldn't justify doing it again.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do this every fanfest. Piss off Shadowbabies.

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ARR to ShB had huge changes every expac, for better or worse
    >EW was ShB 2.0
    >DT looks like ShB 3.0

    Did they just give up on experimenting?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shb was a huge success
      >realize they only have to keep making shb instead of trying
      Many such cases

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bfa and sl were legion 2.0 and 3.0 lets see if the ffxiv community has standards like all of the wow players that quit and never went back

  89. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are the Ultimanians?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FFXVI hive mind aliens that turned into a god.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ayyliens from the hit video game final fantasy sixteen

        That's Ultimalius and that race has nothing to do with Ivalice Ultima.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were native to the planet, the first race on that planet. Humans were created when they went to Valisthea to help farm for the magic they wanted to do.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ayyliens from the hit video game final fantasy sixteen

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically EW secondaries can't follow lore so they think Ultima is a race of space-faring aliens.

  90. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i have no obligation to take talking points seriously when they're trotted out in the same typing style

  91. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is HW music
    What is going on over at SE that has them in a constant state of scrambling and panicking? COVID was a meme and has been over for years, there's no excuse anymore.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost like they don't want to show off the music just yet or something.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm slightly concerned SOken's cancer may be coming back

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        his music really isn't that good
        he has made some decent tracks but nothing really memorable

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good music

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the soundtrack is usually one of the last things devised for something before it rolls out, and we're still over half a year away from release. XIV usually throws in other music for its preview stuff.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks a lot better

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      YoshiP literally said Soken called him to make him tell the audience that the music is simply a mockup and not the actual music in the game.

      moron.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >N-NO DON'T CRITICIZE IT IT'S NOT READY P-PLEASE
        SE is the only company that does shit like that. How about they stop farting around and do stuff on time?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't come out for at least 8 months anon

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Soken is an autist, and has been an autist since all of the claims of plagiarism and that one time he almost got SE sued for trying to just give players the same digital instrument tools he uses for BRD performance.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not being autistic, that's being mindful of the corporate dogshit that surrounds you. You don't act as an individual if you represent a corporation or if you work for one.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's autistic, he went out of his way to re-record all of the notes for each individual instrument and just use those. When yoshida just told him to use midi shit.
              Guy is an absolute tist when it comes to music.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those environments

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >those environments

        WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soken either relapsed or he's being autistic again.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it already spunds that good and its only a mock up?
      wow

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it already spunds that good and its only a mock up?
        It's from Heavensward.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those zones look quite nice. But as per usual XIV fashion, they will get abandoned a month after launch since SE doesn't give you any incentive to return. Except fate grinding.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fate grinding.
        yet doomies are seething over no fate grinding in the ugliest fricking zone in the game, Southern Front

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  92. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another 500 posts of the doomposter seething

  93. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ELIMINATOR is going to be a Galactic Federation type thing that monitors planets isn't it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What planets? Most of them are barren wastelands now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering ayylmaos is the only thing they have left to do, sure why not.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        we have like 5 shards left + the world serpent in the lifestream

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It reminds me a lot of the Enforcers from Star Ocean 3

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope not. It'll be lame if the explanation for why the offshoot prime directive was upheld across all of the greater history except for right now for plot reason.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        *for plot reason isn't good

  94. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The auracite that landed on Eitherys was actually a probe sent by the Ultimanians to discover new planets

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >an ultima psionically headpatted a meteion out in the cosmos and made them addicted to despair

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It'll be more like the Ultimas make sure planets destroy themselves if they're going to be a burden on a galactical political scale, like giving some tribe in the Amazon Ak-47s and a Navy ship.

  95. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, racist isn't allowed on blue boards. take that shit to /b/ newbies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder to go back to where you came from if you hate the culture here.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up Black person

  96. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn new dps looks like a lame copycat of the assasins creed 4 mc and dragons ligma

  97. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    im amazed no one made a viper shitpost using the viper yet
    or am i just late to the party

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There were some instantly after the announcement last night.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      just slow bro

  98. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yet another paid keyblade mod
    Okay, Viper is going to get some Roxas dual wield shit that costs $20 isn't it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And it will be based. Finally light magic keyblade roxas.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >paying for mods to people that rip models from other games
      Holy shit you people are suckers.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't buy them, I check to see if people ripped them from idiots with Mare so I can get them for free

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure this is cope, mare uses special encoded packaging that disallows that. The only free mods from paid commissions you get are private leaks.

          Ninja: "Heh, nothin personne kid" edgy
          Dragoon: "CRAWWWWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIN" Edgy
          Samurai: "While you were getting laid I studied the blade" Edgy
          Reaper: "GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS" edgy
          Viper: "Played too much Assassin's Creed" edgy

          Monk is the only non-edgy melee. Yep.

          You have mind rot.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm pretty sure this is cope, mare uses special encoded packaging that disallows that.
            >he doesn't know

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >paying for mods
      I hope they charge $60

  99. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ninja: "Heh, nothin personne kid" edgy
    Dragoon: "CRAWWWWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIN" Edgy
    Samurai: "While you were getting laid I studied the blade" Edgy
    Reaper: "GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS" edgy
    Viper: "Played too much Assassin's Creed" edgy

    Monk is the only non-edgy melee. Yep.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yet i bet you dragon kick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm just above it all kiddo, truly enlightened, get on my level edgy
      MNK is not free either.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dragoon: "CRAWWWWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIN" Edgy

      ?si=UYCLunNgvXHxQhY0

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make absolute kino menu theme
        >make absolutely mid game
        >remove kino song in updated version

        what DID they mean by this?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          licensing

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Licensing issue
          either Capcom were cheap bastards or the artist was a bastard

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >monk is the only non-edgy melee
      then riddle me this
      why are all monk players insufferable little b***hes (over 30 y/o btw)
      all i see them do is complain

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because their job changes radically every 2 years.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ninja is not that edgy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Ninja is very goofy. Even if you ignore the job quests, you still do flashy colorful spells and if you fail you get a cute bunny on your head.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          somehow I feel the devs are having a shitgiggle that the rogues split off into autism naruto ninjas and kirito anime swordies

  100. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    will dawntrail bring back the game's sense of adventure instead of having us deal with big world ending or war political issues?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no
      it's going to be a bait-and-switch
      we'll get like 5 ADV quests and that's it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      only until level 93-5

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For the first 4 levels maybe.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the game's sense of adventure
      You mean the part that everyone complains about bitterly in ARR?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i liked that though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      XIV has never had a sense of adventure because of how linear everything is.

  101. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me which job to get to 90 I have DRK and WAR there but I hate their rotations.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      GNB is the only tank that plays even slightly different. PLD is the same shit as WAR post-rework.

  102. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glad we're getting an XI alliance raid, don't know why everyone's upset about it
    Wonder what other fights we'll see
    Can't wait to see if what armor sets we'll get too, would love it if we got some of XI's AF gear

  103. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't feel that some spastic on Ganker with insane criteria who's obsessed with the idea of having high standards and posts about always wanting more out of the game, is actually the target audience of an MMORPG

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But you don't get it
      This game needs to cater to one specific autist with no life on Ganker

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        autists with no life are the target audience of MMORPGs though

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the critical difference is that ffxiv is targeted at twitter autists who have no life (social media users are lower than third world insects)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It caters to a different type of no life
          The ones that aren't poor and brown

  104. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this part of ffxiv sucks!!
    >oh yea well this other part is just like that part!
    yea that part fricking sucks too, most of the entire game sucks lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 minute bozja kate armor motivation?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        mindbroken
        go ahead and explain how to interpret

        in any way other than all of the fates and zones are shit

  105. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chatgpt spammer is a soiteen
    Typical

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i have never used chatgpt

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am pretty sure the point of that phrase is to condense down a routine spammer's rotation of dumb talking-points that he's had for several months into an easily applicable shitpost

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually I'm pretty sure the point of that phrase is that a dumb homosexual who thinks he gets to direct the threads is asshurt that people are discussing a topic he personally doesn't want to talk about so he starts flooding the thread with low quality garbage.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              yet we never understood how the venat genocide helped us trance away from type a/b
              if the scions died then zero would be with the twelve when they died

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, that's the one. Somehow you think you're not the one spamming shitposts here.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                can we even stop the demystifying of the story?
                armor motivation should help us combat the golbez meta and help us understand how to preserve the bozja meta

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats why he gets so mad about those phrases being posted

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Counter spamming is still spamming.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              While true, when it has a 100% success rate of setting off another spammer into an autistic flailing fit and swearing up and down he's the real winner of the exchange, it's funny and that's what matters

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The spam in question? Talking about the game. You're such a hero for flooding the thread with shit just because you personally don't want to hear about certain topics.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait this guy is fricking based kek.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >kate golbez armor demystifying the story bozja 2 minute meta
            Holy fricking kek

            never seen a more obvious samegay in my life

  106. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kate golbez armor demystifying the story bozja 2 minute meta
    Holy fricking kek

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