FFXIV

Will this surpass Pandaemonium? There were some major low points but p8s will be hard to beat as a final floor. I'd like to see some more varied arenas too, it's a shame one of few interesting ones was wasted on that shitty tree.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >87 ips
      the xiv spam is really just a discord of trannies

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just a discord of trannies
        nah, just one troonny

        [...]

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'd like to see some more varied arenas too
    >Aglaia has a literal hand as arena
    >"Oh wow, I can't wait what kind of arenas they will bring us in the next raids and the Balance mechanic was fun!"
    >Nothing really original happens in the next raids
    It's like they gave up giving a shit about Endwalker after 6.1, Barbariccia was also the most fun trial.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Thaleia was lacklustre
      p10 was the "funny arena" quota for Anabaseios
      it's alright but it's a shame that the poison is totally unrecoverable in savage mode, there was potential for interesting strats if tanking the poison was possible.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thaleia was fricking shit. No lyrical end boss theme, shit story, shit fights. Remember that part where you fight trash mobs at the end and G'raha is like "Servents? What is the meaning of this?" and you never find out what the meaning of sending servents against you after you've already beaten all the gods was.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lyrical endboss theme
          the only 24 man with a lyrical end boss theme is nier anon. and its jibberish

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or you know, the other Myths bosses that did have them.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >literally didn't play the game
              get the frick out of my thread.

              ?t=37

              hmmm...what are those sounds...doesn't sound like any instrument i've heard of

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Random chanting isn't lyrics. You're being petty and can't accept they had zero vision going into this expansion.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                how do you say 'moving the goal posts' in draconic?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                A computer making a sound like a human voice chanting is not 'lyrical'.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                how do you say 'moving the goal posts' in draconic?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The goal posts didn't move, you're just an idiot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it doesn't have lyrics
                >lyrics are the words of a song
                >they don't count if i don't understand them!

                do babies understand lullabyes? do you understand vocaloids and rammstein and BTS?

                take the L and move on with your life

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lyrics are the words of a song
                Correct, and there are no words. There's nothing to understand. That song has no lyrics, only chanting noises.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't even rhyme.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >literally didn't play the game
              get the frick out of my thread.

              [...]

              ?t=37

              hmmm...what are those sounds...doesn't sound like any instrument i've heard of

              complete doomer destruction

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

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              WITH YOUR GRACE WILL OUR PRAYER BECOME
              SOLACE, SHELTER, HOPE, AND LOVE
              GREATER THAN THE TALES SING OF

              OH LOVE

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you
                just
                know

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >literally didn't play the game
            get the frick out of my thread.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The poison is recoverable though? But it is severe enough that you can't really do other mechanics without luck when healing it on a tank. DPS was probably fricked though, I don't remember for sure on them, I just remember tanks could survive it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Llymlaen parting the sea was cool but it didn't really amount to much in the fight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, nothing original happened in the hand arena either. You just get knocked back into the fingers and thats it.
      The whole Myths of the Realm was a huge joke, even lore-wise

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but at least feels like an organic arena and no the generic square/circle arena that is just there for that purpose.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Come on anon I was trying to forget any of that lore existed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Endwalker is just lacklustet all around. Not even femhroths are getting me hyped about Dawntrail.
      Unless Solution 9/Arcadion retcons ShB and EW

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spoiler

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mike myers cat in the hat
          I can't get mad at you. That movie felt like a fever dream.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Singlehandedly tanked his comedy career too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Femhroths are such a disappointment...
        the concept art for them is immaculate, but then they end up looking like puke cats in game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They look fine in-game it's just Wuk Lumat that looks like a downie in the CG trailer

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            is that so?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wuk's model looks vastly different from the DT femHroth models. Which makes sense as it's pretty much a placeholder designed for the current graphcis engine.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah huff it man, they look *so* good

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                wookie looks nicer than those ones

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Khajit lookin mother frickers

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Other than the headgear, anyone else thinks she looks way too different here than in the CG trailer? Almost as if she had different proportion and her fur was white there.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The trailer G is completely off-model and uncanny valley.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Trailer also had a different VA.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't bullshit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                K
                I have fun triggering homosexuals.
                You are not a homosexual, you're an ordinary anon.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Graha also looks like a moron in the Endwalker one.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm using a fantasia. They're what Mithra/Miqo'te should always have been.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Golbez was more fun and it filters shitters in both difficulties.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's like they gave up giving a shit about Endwalker after 6.1
      Frankly the way dev schedule works for this game, I wouldn't be surprised if XVI and its DLC took up a large chunk of CBU3's focus during Endwalker and by the time they were wrapping that stuff up, Dawntrail was already on the horizon, hence the fuller content suite and graphics update that expansion's getting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Barbariccia
      Fricking really? I just got back into the game and just cleared this trial.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go do the extreme. You missed the kino of it on-patch but it's still great

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Circle arenas
      >Eulogia
      >Halone
      >Menphina
      >Azeyma
      >Nophica
      >Naldthal
      Square arenas
      >Althyk and Nymeia
      >Byregot
      >Oschon
      >Thaliak
      Unique arenas
      >Llymlaen, kind of
      >Rhalgr

      If you are a girl, there are high chances your arena is a circle

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >XIV original story
    its going to be garbage.
    The best raid was Omega and its still unsurpassed in terms of kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Panda story was good though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >even more ancientwank
        nah

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ancientwank
          Shitty meme.
          Getting an epilogue to the Zodiark/Hydaelyn storyline was kino and brought it legit great bosses.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could save a DPS but then healers would be out of juice after Ultima. Better to just ask them to cordially kill themselves so they could be up for towers.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's gonna be a boss with a dubstep theme

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Will this surpass Pandaemonium?
    Eden already did that.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neat that they're dedicating 8-man raids to further exploring the Ascians and this time it's specifically Altima who hasn't been destroyed yet (or explored at all since ARR)

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the entirety of pandaemonium was worse than eden's promise

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This has to be edited right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Brock lesnar didn’t go to the rumble

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's tough.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aphex Twin album cover lookin' ass on the left

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      idgi, also who's the one in the middle?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is dead. People are unsubscribing in droves. New players aren't coming in. The trailer for Dawn Trail has the least views of all the expansions; no one is interested. No one is watching on twitch, no one is playing, and no one wants to play. All that's left are drones like you making any excuse you can for this game. It's fricking dead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your doomer demoralisation tactics will not work.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game is alive. People are subscribing in droves. Old players are coming back. The trailer for Dawntrail has a good amount of views of all the expansions; some people are interested. Someone is watching on twitch, everyone is playing, and somebody wants to play. All that's left are fans like uyou making any excuse you for this game. It's actually alive.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        based

        This game is dead. People are unsubscribing in droves. New players aren't coming in. The trailer for Dawn Trail has the least views of all the expansions; no one is interested. No one is watching on twitch, no one is playing, and no one wants to play. All that's left are drones like you making any excuse you can for this game. It's fricking dead.

        cringe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >New players aren't coming in
      here i am Black, i've quit this game 4 times in the last 5 years but this is finally the time it clicked, on a new account as well
      my goal of impregnating alisaei and hilda are what enable me to continue through this story

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        By the time you start the post EW MSQ you'll realize that all the female characters are benched, axed or deader than dead and your party has become a fujo's wettest dream you'll unsubscribe yourself, don't worry.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The two main characters of 6.1-6.5 were Zero and Y'shtola

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Zero
            Has a visible adam's apple, they were literally preparing the ground for the troon tiger with this one.
            >Y'shtola
            Just a walking plot point solver at this point, SE forgot she's supposed to be a character not wikipedia.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >DOESN'T COUNT

              The only gay shit post EW was Oschon living while all the sexy goddesses died.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Has a visible adam's apple
              how do you manage to live your life being this paranoid?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://pastebin.com/rirHmeAZ
    Gankerx filter

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEE

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop playing xiv uninstall xiv

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      did she clear TOP or did she get filtered

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        filtered hard

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    breasts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ass

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oschon got robbed out of his theme song.
    Eulogia has some good moments but drags on too long. Ultima, the High Seraph, can wipe the floor with Eulogia. Myths had the potential to be better than Ivalice if it was harder and Oschon got his own theme.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ivalice had no original music. by default its the worst raid in that aspect

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ivalice still had the best music despite it being over 20 years old so it's the best raid in that aspect.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no vision. only memberberries

          [...]

          [...]

          [...]

          guy gets an L and he starts spamming general forum posts. massive win for truth and reason

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >guy gets an L and he starts spamming general forum posts. massive win for truth and reason
            Do note he's also spamming reports on this thread the entire time he's doing that, coupled with the janitor predilection for deleting the whole thread because he's too lazy to refer specific posters for a ban

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >guy gets an L and he starts spamming general forum posts. massive win for truth and reason
            Do note he's also spamming reports on this thread the entire time he's doing that, coupled with the janitor predilection for deleting the whole thread because he's too lazy to refer specific posters for a ban

            can someone enlighten me about this? why is this being posted here? is the stalker a trooncer or something?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I dunno man, I can't keep track of all the FF-related schizo's on Ganker anymore.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              we have a doomer poster that frequents the threads that starts arguments. and when he starts losing he starts spamming things. he used to spam porn, then encyclopedia eorzea, now official forum posts

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same guy that spammed 'cado hole that one time or is that a different guy?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                aaah, is this the same guy who posts the same twitter pics over and over again?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same guy that spammed 'cado hole that one time or is that a different guy?

                aaah, is this the same guy who posts the same twitter pics over and over again?

                All but a few of the many faces of The One Person.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                so he's just copypasting posts from the forums to flood the thread?
                I was expecting he'd move on to a new kind of shitposting after his "sena bryar" went completely ignored, but this shit is the lowest of efforts

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah this specific guy one of his favorite things to do is just flood threads to try and make them unusable which works about as well as any other thread flood or sagebomb has throughout Ganker's history
                like another post mentioned too he's most likely reporting the thread the whole time to try and force its deletion, about 75% chance of working since the janitors get hard at the thought of ziv losing but they've surprised me before a few times in actually cleaning up the spam and banning the spammer

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                an another thread will be made, an all his efforts will be wasted.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah this specific guy one of his favorite things to do is just flood threads to try and make them unusable which works about as well as any other thread flood or sagebomb has throughout Ganker's history
                like another post mentioned too he's most likely reporting the thread the whole time to try and force its deletion, about 75% chance of working since the janitors get hard at the thought of ziv losing but they've surprised me before a few times in actually cleaning up the spam and banning the spammer

                an another thread will be made, an all his efforts will be wasted.

                >all just a minute apart
                >all written in the same way

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon in charge of defining "one minute"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you suck at guessing, m8

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the best part is is when he stops to reply to someone so there's a 2 minute gap between the spam

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I remember when he started spamming Encyclopedia pictures but his obese arm was visible in one of the photos

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why make things up?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but talking about books, what other XIV artbook should I get next? Was thinking picrel

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have that one and it's pretty cool.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno who greenlit this

    it looks like beast tribes 2.0 which are some of the most insulting non-content in this game where you do some tedious and mindnumbing chores for a mount and minion

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually fear it might be more like airship and submarine missions because they mentioned building up a bunch of different planets.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it will be Ishgard Restoration 2.0, but instead of four phases of the same place, it will be four different places.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who greenlit this
      >it looks like
      >content we know literally NOTHING about besides a background art

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        every single noncombat content has been a bunch of worthless cutscenes interspersed by braindead dol/doh chores and there is no reason to think this won't be any different

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what are we seriously expecting non-combat content to be, it's either going to be "interact with a thing endlessly" like island sanctuary, a minigame, or DOL/DOH

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            island sanctuary is dol

            minigames would be fine, i wouldn't mind pvp doh/dol where you go around fixing and building your own team's stuff while others go run interference and sabotage the other team's equipment and production

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it looks like Ishgardian Restoration (again).
      Have (Hub loporrit lobby) to deliver shit and gather meaningless materials from (insert destroyed planet).

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just assume anyone who talks up Pandaemonium started end of shb or early ew. Its legit been the worst raid tier story wise. Even fight wise its been super forgettable. Its the most recent set of raids and I legit struggle to remember more than like 3 fights from Panda. I got the cloud of darkness one the other day in normal raid and I was confused as frick since I 100% forgot it existed. I only remember when the floor shit started happening.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cloud of darkness one the other day in normal raid and I was confused as frick since I 100% forgot it existed.
      that's Eden dummy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      excellent falseflag post

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess schizo's are taking over these threads again until March.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Artemus has entered the thread.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to auto-skip quest story shit? I'm tired of having to press esc and click yes every three seconds when I'm playing.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Will this surpass Pandaemonium?
    No homosexual ancient shit, so yes. Wins by default.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing alike. Cope fujoshit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Arcadion
          >JP name: The Holy Seat of Arcadia
          AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ascians aren't Ancients you dumb toad, we killed the three Ancients among them. Altima is not unsundered

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ascians aren't Ancients they're just minions of the Ancients with their memories of the Ancients returned to them
          >yeah the raid is named after a Greek paradise but what does that have to do with Ancients?!
          AAAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            remember when the ancients had holographic billboards

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I do.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                as if "arcadion and solution 9 billboards use the same magic that makes an ascian face mask" wouldn't be a neat bit of lore

                I hope all you Black person avatargays get full IP range banned for constantly shitting up these threads and making people here get the impression lalaGODS are all cringe homosexuals like you

                holy shit you're wearing horse blinders dude, you're looking at official forum posts getting crossposted as a sagebomb and you're focused on the fricking potatoes?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >with their memories of the Ancients returned to them
            It's amazing you can breathe without a cutscene telling you to, Mitron/Artemisia and Fandaniel/Amon are walking testaments to how this doesn't matter at all for them as people

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mitron literally started identifying as a woman again because his memories of his life as a woman were returned to him and sought out his love from that life, so basically you're just fricking stupid. You're just trying to argue over nothing at this point because nobody can be so insane that they believe Ascians are unrelated to the Ancients.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is Barry tier moronic. I remember when he started reposting every post in the thread along with guro images in the FFXVI threads before launch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's the immediate damage control run by the forum spammer on his phone when somebody posts about him doing it

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    speaking of harassment, is it harassment to allow nightclubs to ban lalas?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope all you Black person avatargays get full IP range banned for constantly shitting up these threads and making people here get the impression lalaGODS are all cringe homosexuals like you

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Female Hrothgar look ridiculous. What a waste of resources.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope everyone that plays this slop and makes threads about it gets cancer.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been a while but we finally looped back around to the "spam official forums posts" part of the rotation

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Pictomancer LB3 isn't summoning that blue thing Krile does in the trailer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >1st warrior job rep was ugly femroe
        >2nd warrior job rep is ugly femhroth

        Warrior bros...... they are laughing at us again

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          BRRRRRRRRR

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the WAR LB3 rock effect
            Personal limit break skill bros...............

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its a nothingburger. They reuse assets to create NPC-specific skills all the time.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't this just Primal Rend+?
            Maybe that's the thing. You won't get new abilities, but, and empowerment of something you already have?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's just a unique NPC limit break, not the first time it's happened. Remember Yugiri doing shadow clone Chamatsuri? Or Hien's Weapon Crush? Or Raubahn's Immortal Flame?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there will never be a MCH getting double gun mode and we're stuck with lunchboxes and throwing Edgar references

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we could've gotten Musketeer
                >we get Viper instead

                GOD DAMN YOU TOSHIBA

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                is there a single person on the planet that asked for viper

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                People did ask for a Zidane job but they wanted it to be called Thief.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've wanted dual blades or twin swords for ages but my personal first-guess for such a job would have been Mystic Knight

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather there was a single sword DPS that wasn't katana autism like Samurai, but I guess I just have to take what I can get.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                before the DT trailer, never heard about the possibility
                and after the trailer, no one dared to defy the possibility of Corsair, and those who did were made fun of

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If they were looking to add another Duel Wield job, I would have preferred Berserker and getting two huge tomahawks

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I would have preferred Berserker and getting two huge tomahawks
                this is why I don't want beastmaster to dual wield axes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They just wanted another scouting job so that every melee set had 2 and didn't stop to think that maybe all melee should just have 1 fricking gearset

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not Viper but the "original" Gladiator. They were in FFTA and were like the physical version of RDM. They had blade spells to some elements, even an ultima blade attack that Ramza had for his own unique use in FFT under the Squire class. It's such a fricking shame really because I was looking forward to dual guns Corsair or w/e yoshit would name it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were in the GBA FFV too.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                wowfugees and kirito gays who got filtered by nin

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      perhaps the most embarrassing example of wish-fulfillment roleplay taken seriously second only to chad warden

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We know a localization team member browses here.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The textures on your outfit look like shit when they're constantly banding or creating aliasing at the edges. Stop using modshit that doesn't work well in the game's renderer. It makes you look like an idiot.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks i like them too

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          well as long as you like them, that's fine

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the spammer and the one complaining about the spam are the same person

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need more female party members. The homos (Black person bunny and gay cat) and the troon tiger need to disappear asap.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >more females
      >in a fujo/homosexual game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Women bad, boobs evil, ass? Masaka. Troon baka gaijin wantsu gay shittu.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't think Erenville is here to stay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I really don't think Erenville is here to stay.
        I fear Wuk is.
        Erenville is being hard flagged as the 4th heir and the one who will probably win and become ruler at the end of the launch MSQ.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Erenville is being hard flagged as the 4th heir
          Sounds to me more like he's literally just the CF of Wuk and just wanted to be an adventurer or find the city of gold growing up, rather than having anything to actually do with heir status. They'd be a lot more blatant if he was trying to hide himself being a heir and instead the cutscenes don't even consider foreshadowing it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the troon is here to stay
          >the waifu on the top is mou shindeiru
          FRICKING KATE FFS

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          As much as I like Wuk Lamat, I think she'll get sided by Koana.
          Ardbert was mostly non present during the SB patches until 5.0, when they pulled him from the, back then considered filler patch story of the Warriors of Darkness.
          Zero and Golbez will be back 100% as well.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Zero and Golbez will be back 100% as well.
            Can I get off the trainwreck already? Please?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why do you think it's a trainwreck, anon?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not allowed to talk about that here because it triggers the gibberish spammer.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care. I'd admit i'm not the biggest fan of the EW patches. But they weren't bad. ARR ones were worse. The ShB and half of SB ones set the bar too high, considering that the EW patches weren't meant to deal with the aftermath of 6.0 like the previous ones did.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ARR ones were worse.
                >The kino set-up for HW
                >worse than the trash we got post EW
                Nah.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, literally the last cutscene. The Bloody Banquet was the only good thing, the rest was just seed planting.
                There's no reason to have another Bloody Banquet at the end of EW since DT is supossed to be the start of a new arc and lead to a new conflict in the future

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's boring, they had 5 patches to make me give a shit, they didn't manage to even spark a kindling of interest. I don't even care about the plot holes with Golbez's SASUGA plan and the dumbshit that was going on. Zero is also the most nonsensical literally zero character they ever had in this game, HURR budget Cecil DURR. I don't know what the frick was wrong with them post EW but this was the lowest this game has ever been entertainment and storywise. Also, frick what they did to the Twelve, literally primary school level writing prowess.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I get no real argument from your post, anon. But I genuinely think they were plating seeds for future narratives.
                >Zero is also the most nonsensical literally zero character they ever had in this game
                After losing all hope for her world and becoming a voidsent forced to fight along with a sociopath prince from another dimension, I too would become numb to my emotions.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >After losing all hope for her world and becoming a voidsent forced to fight along with a sociopath prince from another dimension, I too would become numb to my emotions.
                Here's one of the problems with the story. Voidsent can't be numb. They're astrally-aspected. Every single other voidsent is intensely emotional and filled with unstoppable drive for that reason. Zero acts more like a sin eater.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Golbenz constantly talks you during his trial
                The highlight of that shit show

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How many of those voidsent were purified with a Crystal of Light?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She was the same way when she first got back and was just sitting there moping in Beatrice's cell.

                >They're astrally-aspected
                Did you forget? Umbral is energetic, Astral is stasis.

                No, it's the other way. There's a whole cutscene in ShB dedicated to this and they take the time to remind you of the Void being astrally-aspected in the 6.X patches. The reason the Void's Lifestream doesn't function is because it's purely astral so nothing can actually rest.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >She was the same way when she first got back and was just sitting there moping in Beatrice's cell.
                I have the feeling you're just saying random shit just to stop getting replies

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have a feeling you're just a contrarian shitposter who isn't actually interested in conversation but in defeating whatever boogeyman is plaguing your mental health today.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They're astrally-aspected
                Did you forget? Umbral is energetic, Astral is stasis.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quoting Urianger in that cutscene in the land of pixies.
                >Umbral Light
                >Astral Darkness

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                isn't that the case just in the First since the elemental polarities are exchanged?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, there's no change in polarities. The difference Urianger was explaining was a difference in nomenclature. The Source names the polarities by the resulting effects. Light draws the elements to the states of Water, Earth, and Ice, which are all cold and dark so the people on the Source called it Umbral. But on the First they name it according to the cause of the effect, so because primordial Light draws aether to those elements, it's called Light.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The First has the right of it because they were looking at the actual effects of the elemental polarities where the Source was looking at the immediate aftereffects of a rush of that element. Heroes are associated with Light on the Source because they're a rush of activity that beats back Darkness, which is assumed to be stagnation because it gets stronger after peace-time. The actuality of it is that Light is itself stagnation and Darkness is itself activity, therefore the Source thought that Light was astral and Darkness was umbral, but the First correctly thinks that Light is umbral and Darkness is astral

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's the whole point of Zero that she's really autistic in my opinion, coupled with her being an attempt at a dark Vauthry and needing to be corrupted by Fandaniel to completely become a voidsent she's resistant to Dark's effects and remains bizarrely apathetic and resistant to new concepts relative to other voidsent

                Between this and being purified by light on two occasions, once by Hydaelyn's crystal and the other by sticking a drinking straw into the frozen Flood of Light, I think the point is she is naturally disposed to light and therefore apathy, emotional neutrality and incuriosity, despite the circumstances of her birth and she is thus an extremely unreliable narrator where voidsent nature or even where the Void is concerned, hence she doesn't seem to fricking get it when basic concepts like "Farfarello and Whatshisface are friends" or "selflessness and altruism" are introduced to her for the sixth time even when she's in the middle of engaging in such behavior and activities

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is an interpretation I could probably accept, especially put alongside Vauthry who despite being Light-aspected constantly throws temper tantrums.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Her resistance to spicy food is used as a metaphor on how numb she is to the world

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The arc was weird
                >We have 4 archfiends and Golbez
                >But Golbez wasn't Golbez in the end
                >We have someone called Zero
                >But it isn't related to Zeromus
                >Zero goes to RPR TO PLD like Cecil
                >But it doesn't have any relationship with Golbez or fake Golbez aside one random meeting in the past
                >No even just reveal her real name as Cecilia for just a reference

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reveal her real name as Cecilia for just a reference
                Joke aside, if that happened I think I'd lose my shit. I always assumed a female Cecil would be hot as frick.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even weirder, the actual Cecil was Golbez despite seemingly being our equivalent, and Zero basically was one gigantic Cylva stand-in, herself a Gladiator class that failed to properly trust people and had plenty of ties to the major plot of the Shard. They even have her admit she's an ex-Memoriate if you did the RQs and talk to her after the Void arc. It feels like Zero was supposed to be a whole different character and then they realized the one candidate they had was stuck in optional RQ hell.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >(You) could have went adventuring in the First with a hot, tanned, elven barmaid
                >(You) got handed a sasuke clone instead
                Thank you kate-sama.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw these posted after fanfest. What the frick are these.
    >2016
    >gunblade
    >seems too high effort and within known format of weapon concept art to be fake

    Dawntrail/Solution 9 first tomestone tier weapons, with the 2016 copyright just being an old wip template?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw these posted after fanfest. What the frick are these.
        >2016
        >gunblade
        >seems too high effort and within known format of weapon concept art to be fake

        Dawntrail/Solution 9 first tomestone tier weapons, with the 2016 copyright just being an old wip template?

        do japs really?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes
          they're stuck in the 90s when it comes to software and technology

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    huh. he stopped. i wonder what he posted about in the other thread

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm here to kill Tidus

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no way you trannies are unironically still playing this dead garbage while everyone is playing Palworld, right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >type 1/2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play both

      >type 1/2

      blame ameributts, the devs gave them the option to be ugly, it's on you if you take it

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, that dead and dying games wouldn't have this many people screeching and wailing about it. Contrarianism demands that the most successful a game is, the more shitposting it gets

    so post what you're doing in this very alive, vibrant and busy game

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What other surprises does Kate have in store for our dead and now 100% transgender game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's trying to make this cute moron a troon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and now 100% transgender game?
      so they finally managed to bring all the wowplayers?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        who do you think started shitting their pants and seething about the game after late stormblood and shadowbringers launch? all those game journo "this game NEEDS to change to keep my attention" articles didn't come out of nowhere

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, it has been proven time and time again, whenever a wowplayer tries a new game, he wants to turn it into wow

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        who do you think started shitting their pants and seething about the game after late stormblood and shadowbringers launch? all those game journo "this game NEEDS to change to keep my attention" articles didn't come out of nowhere

        oh and speaking of WoW actiblizzardking just got decapitated for staff by microsoft firing like 2000 people with the intent of replacing them with contractors like they did for the staff that made halo. you probably did just hear WoW being decapitated once and for all in the room over

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          WoW won't ever fully die and shut down the servers but it's going to be following Everquest's footsteps very soon.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks, mods.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because they've watched too much GoT and/or Netflix and can't imagine a story where characters dying isn't used as a plot device.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reaper is surpsingly fun, fat GCD after fat GCD that leads into more fat GCDs satisfies my unga bunga urge really well. Bonus points for it being a garlean job ,Now I can cope with not getting a real gunblade

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >three enshrouds in a row

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reaper was the Bloodborne job, and Viper is the Witcher job (with twinblade tacked on).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gerolt doesn't dual wield.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not real.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, dual swords on back, similar armor aesthetic, moster hunter in lore. It's clear it was part of the influences that made Viper.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Viper is an Assassin's Creed job.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reaper was the Bloodborne job, and Viper is the Witcher job (with twinblade tacked on).

        You mean For Honor job.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Viper was an inside Job

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still better off than BLU. Forever Limited.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >MSQ reminds you that BLU exists
            >Then tells you to frick off and fingerpaint instead

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Get painted, fishvomit freak.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                SEX WITH KURURU

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >MSQ reminds me BLU exists
              >doesn't let me mention BLU to G'raha

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >MSQ reminds you that BLU exists
              When?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just recently as of 5.55, there's a book about blue magic that seems to be a first-person account from Martyn's time in the New World and Lapis Canyon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                When you hang out with Graha and go to the Library in Old Sharly so you can learn about the next expansions location.
                One of the books you have to read for the quest to learn about Tural is about Blue Mage.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mystic Knight would have been the Witcher job. Viper is just gay. What's so hard in designing a generic magic swordsman job with a longsword? That's basically what people want, none of the gay flowery shit sam has.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy how dead the game is. Where is everyone?

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game needs private servers and open world pvp

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beastmaster will use whip.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beastmaster will use axes and will be the first time shields have been added to the game for non-Paladin jobs since ARR.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying it won't use whips

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You VILL vear ze sheep costume
          You VILL vield ze axe undt shield

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes please

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never ever. Slavery and animal cruelty aside, whips haven't been used in a FF game since FFV.
          Then you have Bozja beastmasters all using axes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >whips haven't been used in a FF game since FFV
            *VIII

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Quistus
            Seven has a whip-sword in Type-0
            DRK has two whip-swords in XIV
            It's more that whips are pointless is why they don't get added to FF games, they're functionally very close to spears in FF5 and they're only associated with Rydia from FF4 and with Beastmasters from FF5

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    about half of it got removed so it was one guy ping-ponging himself on his phone or it was one guy and his friend coordinating

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's it like to get 3 lines?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spontaneous orgasm

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nero only has spoken lines in his praetorium fight

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [Deleted]
    [Deleted]
    Rare quality moderation, thank you for the cleanup

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >join Ramuh PF
    >zone in
    >"Salut"
    >there are many problems
    >leave Ramuh PF

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is John Artemus here?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's me what's up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes?

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Woke LeMutt

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not hyped for DT at all when Endwalker was the worst expansion this game ever had by a wide margin.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't you hyped for an entire expansion forged around the legendary Sena Bryer?? Are you out of your fricking mind?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did anyone else notice that the first time Wuk Lamat is mentioned Erenville refers says "he"?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          post a screenshot then anon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's in the jap audio. Erenville tries to be gender neutral, maybe not to tip the player off about the character that's being introduced? It's sus though.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's not how the Japanese language works.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's why I said "tries".

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >making up shit
              >can't even prove it
              are you even trying?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kate won. Chuds lost. How do we cope xivsisters?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >forged around the legendary Sena Bryer??
        not my problem

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So let me get this straight. Zero is literally Sasuke being taught the power of friendship and talk-no-jutsu by WoL who is literally being Naruto here? How do people put up with this shit lmao.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally sasuke
      Ran off on her own trying to save the world because she was a failure of a hero, ultimately died accomplishing nothing while brushing shoulders with the man that would end the world because she wasn't there to cover his or his dead best friend's back. Centuries later, she gets restored, realizes the error of her ways, and ends up fighting to prove that one can trust again because the Scions taught her what it means to help others, changes to a Paladin because she huffed down tons of Light, and makes that man change route to save their world together.

      When people say Sasuke, I imagine someone literally and actively denying all means of friendship at every possibility and going absolutely batshit psycho revenge mode, which frankly is Golbez's shattered worldview more than it is anything on Zero's part. If anything the WoL basically killed Sasuke's super death weapon and forced him to play nice by that logic.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sena Bryer

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chuds really seething that a cute woman got the role of a main character, huh?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I use Japanese audio so he doesn't even exist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      people don't care anymore since they can easily change to the JP voices and found out that they're pretty good.
      so it's a non issue now

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this raid announcement is why they decided to show solution 9, and although that was the only interesting part of JP fanfest amidst all the painter slop I fear they should have kept solution 9 a secret cause if done well it could have been dawntrailer's elpis and now the element of surprise is gone. Lets hope I'm wrong and they keep even more impressive stuff secret.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it could have been dawntrailer's elpis and now the element of surprise is gone
      Elpis is honestly boring. Yeah the plot there is an active thing, but actually seeing Elpis without context ahead of time wouldn't have changed much about it. Solution 9, all we know is that it's the end-game city hub and that it looks very digital, but frankly if they revealed it so casually, then I can only imagine there's bigger shit beyond that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think this raid announcement is why they decided to show solution 9, and although that was the only interesting part of JP fanfest amidst all the painter slop I fear they should have kept solution 9 a secret cause if done well it could have been dawntrailer's elpis and now the element of surprise is gone. Lets hope I'm wrong and they keep even more impressive stuff secret.

        >they keep even more impressive stuff secret.
        >I can only imagine there's bigger shit beyond that.
        Is this the first time you guys are playing this game ?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          did they show ultima thule before release?
          their whole marketing scheme is misdirection
          EW was "supposed" to be us travelling to the moon via space ship to fight zenos+zodiark
          even the patches were misleading you in that direction
          they are hiding something bigger. if people will like it or not, that's another thing

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm still firmly on the idea that the first half of DT is the succession war, and then something involving Solution 9 "breaks out" (ie, Eliminator) when maybe the conqueror successor pokes too deep for power, causing the other Scions to be called in as everyone dives into a post-Ancients ancient society.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              first act is the succession shit
              second act is the solution 9 shit
              third act is something different

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I figured solution nine would be toward the end, like the tempest.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's the endgame hub so maybe, but the last three endgame hubs we got were also visited in the first part of the story. So who knows.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                in EW the two hubs are pretty early in the story, so there's no predictable pattern

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It also looks like it's really far away on the northern continent. So maybe it'll be like Idylshire

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                IMO the order of the zones will be
                Tuliyollal > Yak T’el or Urqopacha (player chooses) > Texas zone > the glowy dark forest zone > Heritage Found > Solution 9 > secret final zone.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >(player chooses)
                HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's how every expansion has gone.
                >Sea of Clouds or Western Highlands
                >The Peaks or the Fringes
                >Kholusia or Ahm Araeng
                >Thavnair or Labyrinthos

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                newbie or just moronic?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You almost always had the choice of starting between two zones at the start of each expansion.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the texas stuff you mentioned is part of Urqopacha area and that there are 2 distinct tropical zones, one is Yak'Tel and the other is an inland zone with the mountain, so the order would go
                Tuliyollal (1st Hub City) > Yak T’el (Zone 1) or Urqopacha (Zone 2) (player chooses) > Inland tropical zone with the big rocky mountain in the middle (Zone 3) > glowy dark forest zone (Zone 4) > back to Yak'Tel higher level area > Heritage Found + Solution 9 outskirts (Zone 5) > Solution 9 (2nd Hub City) > back to Urqopacha high level area > secret (Zone 6) final zone (im guessing Ascian mega-station hidden in the interdimensional rift who the frick knows)

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              wuk lamat will die protectng you from his mamool ja brother
              either konoa or eren will be the new successor
              the mamool ja brother will be your lvl 85 trial

              screencap this

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Noooooooooo not Wook Lamoot... truly the Haurchefant of our time...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >truly the Haurchefant of our time...
                >introduced to us before HW
                >took you in like part of his family
                >sacrifices for you since he's sort of responsible if you get killed

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >woke lamutt will die
                God I wish

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i hope your pet name for the character dies you soulless Ganker goblin

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Woke Le Mutt is here to stay xivsister.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you have to mushmouthedly mispronounce the name to arrive at your incredible internet joke. you lost before it even started

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't think such a stupid facebook tier joke would trigger you gays so hard but now I'm definitely gonna use it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She is a female character, either she will die or be forgotten.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want a proper trial against my man Gulool Ja Ja, not some homosexual kid.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gulool Ja Ja will be either the 83 trial or a solo duty to test you. And you won't be fighting against a homosexual kid, but a magitek empowered homosexual kid

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I expect him to be a solo duty, but I hope he gets a trial.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like Wuk would have said something if Eren was involved in this.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But then we can be all like "woah my expectations were subverted sasuga YoshiP"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah they really misled us into thinking Endwalker would be good. Hopefully they aren't going down that route again.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You right now.
        >pic related

        SE has nothing, they know it, we know it and the reason they threw everything they had out there was in hopes of baiting people to come back.

        people said the exact same thing when they showed off the moon in the endwalker trailer.
        You will probably visit section 9 by lvl 92.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You right now.
      >pic related

      SE has nothing, they know it, we know it and the reason they threw everything they had out there was in hopes of baiting people to come back.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They """only""" promised to bring back literally every single type of content previously introduced. Oh no! Finally after two half-assed expansions we might actually have a full-fledged one! The horror!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro is cute when coping so hard lmao

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your concession

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it could have been dawntrailer's elpis and now the element of surprise is gone
      Elpis is honestly boring. Yeah the plot there is an active thing, but actually seeing Elpis without context ahead of time wouldn't have changed much about it. Solution 9, all we know is that it's the end-game city hub and that it looks very digital, but frankly if they revealed it so casually, then I can only imagine there's bigger shit beyond that.

      They did show Elpis ahead of time. You don't remember everyone thinking it was Zeal?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its been a rough few years so yeah i forgot

        [...]
        >they keep even more impressive stuff secret.
        >I can only imagine there's bigger shit beyond that.
        Is this the first time you guys are playing this game ?

        We knew about the moon and Elpis, Garlemald and Thavnair, no one saw Ultima Thule coming no matter how moronic it was

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no matter how moronic it was
          God this board has some shit taste. Ultima Thule is coolest setting I've seen in a game in years.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I KNOW THEY LITERALLY TACKLED THE LITERAL FRICKIN FERMI PARADOX IT'S LIKE SO GENUINELY HARROWING

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can't deflect your shit taste and shit life with sarcasm.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >anon talks about the setting
              >repeat a canned shitpost meant for something else
              what did (You) mean by this

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            cool aesthetically, great music, fun concept, but flying to the edge of the universe did a 900 trick over a flaming shark with laser beams, and even in the moment on a blind playthrough the characters casually sacrificing themselves to become aether bridges was fricking moronic

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't think any of it was moronic. It was very interesting and thematically cool how they tied it all into the story, character building and even to the original song Answers. But hey, I know I'm talking to a board that thinks UNDERWATER CITY OH MY GOD THIS IS KINO KINOBRINGERS

              have a nice day.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I didn't think any of it was moronic
                Probably because you're a literal child whose only reference for storytelling is inconsequential shounenslop.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                "you are a child" anon seethes through his teeth, making sure to also post the "slop" meme invented by hispanic 12-year-olds on Ganker and Ganker

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >baby is mad I insulted his shitty video game story
                Exhibit A.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Probably because you're a literal child
                lol what a stupid comeback

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A single image and nothing else just to leave players chasing their tails for nothing. Nobody came even close to guess what that zone was, its huge impact and what it meant for the story. Elpis was effectively a secret until the xpac came out.
        In contrast solution 9 is more of a visual impact because nobody expected cyberpunk tokyo to appear on XIV as it is very contrary to the setting of Eorzea and its landscapes, so that is removed by them showing it in advance.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lets hope I'm wrong and they keep even more impressive stuff secret.
      most likely, yeah
      since they showed elpis with literally no context

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you forgot tow ater your crops and now they're off by 2 hours

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Learning BLM, not even level 60 yet but when DO I cast Flare; when I have the best amount of MP to put into it or when I have the lowest?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Before Umbral Hearts (ice ticks gained from Blizzard IV or Freeze) you should spam Fire 2 until you only have enough MP for one more cast and use that on Flare
        After Umbral Hearts you should use three Fire 2s (the one to actually enter fire phase and two to consume Umbral Hearts) and then cast Flare twice, three times if you've got Manafont available, and four times if you've got an X-Ether or better on you

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lala bros have you been up to date?

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aglaia was the peak of the Alliance raids. Every single one of the fights is 10/10

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken tenders
    Ready redy to fryyyyy

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the true villain of DT will be lil mamool ja homie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, it'll be the only white girl character

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I present to you the true villain. Dead woman walking exhibit 2.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that is wuk lamat's true form, she will transition to in S9

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, this is.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stay dead.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jamjam's cope regarding Venat is incredible to witness, I hope they do walk back Yoshida's statement that she's super-dead that was really fricking weird and left-field, and on top of that fairly inappropriate for the character just to validate him

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I understand. Venat was an amazing waifu. Sad to lose.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Cope
              Nah bro, it's all real.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This was to just make fun of Venatgays. Explain to me how Hydaelyn just died but Venat was somehow reborn 10 years prior into that little girl?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't give a frick. If SE keeps inserting moronic plots, troons, homos and fujobait into the game besides all the other dumb shit they're doing the least they can do is throw me a bone and give me my wife back.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love Venat but hope she stays dead. I hate the constant revival of characters. It's so stupid and just ends up making me hate them. I only hate the timeloop shit they wrote which made Venat less cool.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frankly I get why they iterate this. The main Ancient bunch are -done-, they don't want to have to walk back and rely on more Venat, they want Emet-Selch's potential active role in any plot elements going forwards to be finished, etc. References are already one thing, like the guilt trip Graha gave us, but like how they functionally ended the Twelve, they just want to wrap that up entirely and not have an "lol by the way there's a hint of the aether that can have them come back again" thing.
              Fanservice or not, any writer worth their salt knows that retiring a character shouldn't have moronic outs like that.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fanservice or not, any writer worth their salt knows that retiring a character shouldn't have moronic outs like that.
                Allow me to point to the sultana assassination plot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or Y'Shtola. Or Zenos. Or Emet-Selch. Or Asahi.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >HW proceeds to cure the character, undo the frickery, make the Monetarists "not so bad guys" and basically abandon this entire plot point as fast as it possibly could
                hence writer worth their salt

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >make the Monetarists "not so bad guys"
                *LOLORITO AND THE NALD'THAL PRIESTESS, SPECIFICALLY

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That wasn't an asspull, that was a continuation of a 1.0 plot. It just seems like an asspull because they didn't put any of that vital information in the game for anyone who started in ARR.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      landenel is an incredible character

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know everyone says Endwalker was the worst expansion to happen but I know it can't be just for 6.0 alone because the launch of it was the only good thing of the expansion. The 6.X Series didn't have a lot to offer for endgame. Which I see why many people feel this way about the state of FFXIV. Dawntrail is kinda repeating this trend but whether or not it'll be better or worse....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heavensshit was the worst expansion and it's not even CLOSE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >know everyone says Endwalker was the worst expansion to happen
      a bozja gay and a couple of trancers aren't "everyone"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >know everyone says Endwalker was the worst expansion to happen
      a bozja gay and a couple of trancers aren't "everyone"

      Base EW is peak XIV, the first two trials were kino. Barbs and Aglaia were also peak. Everything else sucked dick. This opinion is fact and if you disagree you're a gayet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >euphrosyne
        >the raid that gave us an ingame model for Nophica
        >sucked dick
        You are the homosexual here, dear anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nophica is one of the most boring fights in the entire game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't deny to be a homosexual
            >he thinks i'm talking about the fights
            also Halone and Menphina
            you're a triple homosexual

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can already make any porn I want with /gpose, I don't need the game to add more breasts. I want good content.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no bro, nophica is gonna be a tree
                >no bro, nophica is gonna be a dude
                >no bro, nophica is gonna be completely covered up
                her model release was an important event
                > I don't need the game to add more breasts. I want good content.
                could say the same with content. I don't need the game to add more content, since there are already good content in past expansions.
                also
                >Thaleia
                >Llymlaen
                >sucked dick
                Quadrahomosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Myths of the Realm is good because uuhhhhh porn
                Hey at least you're honest.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah I know you don't like it, that doesn't make it bad
                and me liking it doesn't make it good.
                it's a subjective matter, and given how they solved the whole god worshiping ordeal, i can say i'm satisfied knowing that they'll comeback eventually since the eorzeans will keep praying to them

                also breasts

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, I like the raids but you can't deny the whole plot of myths of the realm is nonsensical. I think we can all agree that base EW established that killing yourself is bad, yet they have the ancients killing themselves just because they have nothing better to do.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >HW is about how revenge is bad and you need to learn to let go because otherwise it just cycles endlessly
                >DSR shows that if you hadn't gone and hunted Thordan to get revenge for Haurchefant you would have created an even greater threat
                That's what happens when there are so many writers at work, there's no thematic consistency.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >DSR
                Not canon, 98% of the playerbase hasn't even loaded into it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro, DSR is literally a non-canon "What if" scenario where king thordan enslaves hresvelgr and nidhogg then eats them, obtains their eyes and becomes a literal physical God.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only the first 6 (or 7 if you count vault) minutes of DSR are an MSQ retelling.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >revenge for haurche
                It wasn't revenge, it was priority. Not chasing him let him use more Allagan tech as a theoretical misunderestimation of what the WoL should've focused on, while chasing him keeps him from doing anything but the Primal transformation.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I like the raids but you can't deny the whole plot of myths of the realm is nonsensical
                how so? elaborate please
                >I think we can all agree that base EW established that killing yourself is bad, yet they have the ancients killing themselves just because they have nothing better to do.
                they have to kill themselves cause they have nothing better to do.
                they are immortal, and given how emet became insane cause he outlived everyone he knew, the twelve were keeping it up real chill, probably since they were worshipped. nonetheless, they were tired, they felt the same as emet, but without the insane part. they just wanted to die and reunite with their ancient bros.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how so? elaborate please
                Hey guys, so we're like sitting here chilling and sometimes we turn into little critters and go out and have fun, and I know we went through some bad times but all our children are really good boys and girls and we helped them and we pushed through so we can finally have a little peace. Did I mention I love our little guys so much, watching them do their little children antics really cranks me up and is so cute, I literally love them so much I can't contain it, be right back, let me turn into a squirrel and go play. By the way, I think we should kill ourselves because we should, mkay ?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah? they saw their duty completed after the final days were averted. there was no point on them for keep existing, just like hydaelyn
                what's the nonsensical part again?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The twelve should have never been actual entities in the first place. They should have always been concepts, representations of ideas. The closest we should have ever gotten to the twelve being real was when lousoix almost summoning them as primals while imprisoning bahamut.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They should have always been concepts, representations of ideas.
                They are now, just concepts. People still get to worship the concepts and they get to fricking rest

                The whole thing about committing suicide after their work was finished was what caused the problem in the first place. You didn't go through Elpis?

                The problem is that some dimwit thought it would be fun to send a bunch of sentient newborn minded girl into the space, thinking every other star would be like etherys, all of the happy and highly intellectual
                the going back to the star thing has nothing to do

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The whole thing about committing suicide after their work was finished was what caused the problem in the first place. You didn't go through Elpis?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're not even real moron. They were constructs left to guard the planet until someone (you) saved the world from the final days.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                According to Hades you are not real

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's a disingenuous twat though, he had kids with our kind.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                According to Hades's summons born of his subconscious you are extremely real and he's lying through his phantasmal teeth about it to cope

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                this hole isn't real then

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ergo, I am not dead.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I am not owned. I am actually very calm rn

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were constructs forged out of sundered pieces of the souls of Venat's collaborators. The original people were still in there. And the whole point about unmaking life if it has no further purpose to serve was, again, a major problem that led to the Final Days in the first place which they went over in Elpis.

                >They should have always been concepts, representations of ideas.
                They are now, just concepts. People still get to worship the concepts and they get to fricking rest
                [...]
                The problem is that some dimwit thought it would be fun to send a bunch of sentient newborn minded girl into the space, thinking every other star would be like etherys, all of the happy and highly intellectual
                the going back to the star thing has nothing to do

                >The problem is that some dimwit thought it would be fun to send a bunch of sentient newborn minded girl into the space
                You're leaving out the reason he did this. He saw everyone around him having absolutely no respect for life or death, including their own lives and deaths. They had reached a point where they viewed death as a casual thing to do to themselves once they felt they had no more worth to give. That's what mindbroke Hermes, because he correctly saw that such a mindset was suicidal and was going to kill their entire race if they ever determined they had finished their work.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look, they can't live forever. The star requires aether, if everyone lives forever, aether never returns to the planet.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because he correctly saw that such a mindset was suicidal and was going to kill their entire race if they ever determined they had finished their work.
                and what wrong with that? everything dies at the end, they knew this
                he was utterly disgusted about creations getting discarded when deemed a failure, but put not a single thought about sending a creature with the mind of a child into space?
                the problem in elpis wasn't about "le nihilistic society", but the inability of letting go. sure, the ancients were dipshits cause they created and killed animals at a whim, but hermes trying to break the life cycle by overpopulation and stagnation was also wrong

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but hermes trying to break the life cycle by overpopulation and stagnation was also wrong
                That's not at all what he was doing. What Hermes wanted was for everyone else to stop just casually giving and taking life. None of the Ancients except for Venat treated either subject with any kind of respect. "Dude who cares if I kill this one I'll just make another lol". It's a deranged mindset to have. This is exactly why they didn't have the emotional maturity to handle the death caused by the Final Days.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They could have gone a 3rd path. Being kind with their creations and also off themselves cause they are immortal.
                Remember, even if that feral dog was the drop that spilled the glass, he initially has been mulling about it when the current fandaniel wanted to step down, aka returning to the star, aka killing himself. That's the main reason why hermes became insane. the game implies that the current fandaniel and hermes were very close, the guy couldn't let her or him go, his immaturity was what cause the final days, not the nihilism of the other ancients
                >"Dude who cares if I kill this one I'll just make another lol". It's a deranged mindset to have.
                I agree, that's why I called them dipshits
                >This is exactly why they didn't have the emotional maturity to handle the death caused by the Final Days.
                Final days caused by the one whose mindset isn't deranged according to you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it is a critical component of the story that they would literally rather go extinct than change their ways

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Remember, even if that feral dog was the drop that spilled the glass, he initially has been mulling about it when the current fandaniel wanted to step down
                I know, that's why I'm saying it's not about the animals. It's about the lack of respect the Ancients had for even their own lives.
                >Final days caused by the one whose mindset isn't deranged according to you
                Hermes didn't directly cause the Final Days. He thought he might find an answer to his problem in other worlds. The Final Days were caused by the Dead Ends collecting into the Meteion network, and I hope I don't need to remind you that one of those Dead Ends was a society of giants living in paradise who could conjure anything they wanted and reached the point where they decided they should just kill themselves. Hermes couldn't have stopped Endsinger if he wanted, but his decision to let that single Meteion get away was about forcing the Ancients to realize that life and death do indeed have value and they need to start respecting them. And he was right, because once death was no longer purely under their control they lost their shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I know, that's why I'm saying it's not about the animals. It's about the lack of respect the Ancients had for even their own lives.
                for them, they don't stop living. they go back to the lifestream and then reincarnate. there's no reason to have respect for mortal flesh when can be easily created and replaced
                >Hermes didn't directly cause the Final Days. He thought he might find an answer to his problem in other worlds
                Not directly, sure, but it was his creation imprinted and tasked with his concerns what caused the final days. He created a being capable of feeling, highly receptive and susceptible to emotions, and as we could see during the elpis event, very unstable, to the point you had to take her outside so she could calm herself
                the ancient system wasn't perfect, but endured. it was deemed to collapse at some point? sure, just look at the Nibirun. But the collapse would've only affected them instead of the whole universe.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the solo duty in 6.55 makes me wish the game did shit like this more instead of fetch questing and A to B progression, and Endwalker really did step those up in hindsight. It wasn't high budget, but it makes it actually feel like a goddamn JRPG story.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will have exactly the same mechanics as Pandaemonium and the last sixty raids before Pandaemonium

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >body check body check body check body check body check body check body check body check
      Joke's on you, I already quit raiding.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you have to be alive and not die
        >fricking Yoshida!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dies one mechanic prior
          >body check comes, player still on rezz animation
          >its a wipe anyway
          body check my wiener on your mouth

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            just don't die

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You used to be able to have the shitter in your group die and still carry him, but now every single mechanic is a body check.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no new exploratory zone till late 2025, maybe 2026
    Frick

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised so many of you do Savage on here, because you generally need a static to do Savage and you all don't come across as those who play well with others.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't do them because yeah i got no one to do them with, and as competent as i feel at doing tanking, i don't think i could do savage well

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same, the closest I've come to is doing some ARR Extremes. I know I should probably study up and do some of the harder fights, I've mostly only done Normal throughout the entire game and I've played for over 3k hours. But I'm finding now I have less time to dedicate to the game, studying for my degree now and work at the same time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm with an extremely casual group, we only do 2 hours a week.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need a static to savage most fights aren't hard enough to warrant one, you'll just find it harder to do the last floor.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't talk shit, you're speaking as the 1% of the 1%, you absolutely do need a static that is the norm. The hardcore of the hardcore of the sweats don't, who know the game inside and out who have spent thousands of hours on the game who spend 5 hours at least a day on the game, yeah they don't need a static, but they are not the people I'm talking about.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not shit talking, most savages don't feel so hard that you need a static to clear, you could do them in PF. Only the last floor of each tier feels hard enough to warrant needing a static.

          I don't think saying this is as if I'm speaking as the 1% of the 1%

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can do Savage through PF but it's like pulling teeth.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not everyone acts like a sperg out of this site.
      Also shockingly enough, some statics have good culture.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was static leader for 2 tiers but it's really tiring, I'm just going to PF a little or join a late casual static in DT

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Arenvald, bros. Why the frick did they do him that way?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh man, I'm going on an adventure
      >I wonder who I should call up to help me
      >Hoary and Coultenant?
      >Hoary's brother and the hyur sisters?
      >Arenvald's miqote friends?
      >Isildore and his granddaughter?
      >those two roes who I didn't know existed up until this point?
      >Frick it, lets call up the main cast again because we really haven't broken up

      What's weirder is that Dawntrail could've been used to promote the scion's B team more considering they're adventurers just like WoL.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did we fall so far xivbrothers?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No content
      Shit game
      Trannies
      Sena bryer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starry-eyed young adventurer WoL was so precious. Fricking Ascians ruined that smile.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think this version of WoL is better.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >chinese wol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's getting his smile back in Dawntrail at least

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that it's been over 10 years and we still don't have that gear
        Or that face

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          isn't that just a low level tunic

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game has just been complete shit since fujoids took over, they hate political intrigues so literally everything was turned into the ancients did it

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was SHB WoL peak? His punished look makes me hard.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What ability do you want for you're main job(s)?
    SMN
    >Summon Alexander, Divine Judgment
    RDM
    >Frazzle
    AST
    >Death
    WHM
    >Arise

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      MNK
      Suplex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SMN
      Alexander, Divine Judgment
      This is such a moronic idea idk why it always comes back, kys
      >AST

      Cool a spell that only works on mobs, kys
      >WHM

      It would render ast even more worthless, kys

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This is such a moronic idea idk why it always comes back
        Because Alexander is cool and the most powerful primal in the setting
        >Cool a spell that only works on mobs
        Look up how Death works in FFXI you dumb parsetroony
        >It would render ast even more worthless
        lol?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Summon Alexander, Divine Judgment
      Never happening unless they make Alex raids mandatory
      >Frazzle
      I think RDM has it, in pvp

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Never happening unless they make Alex raids mandatory
        >SMN can summon Phoenix and Bahamut despite Coils not being mandatory
        ???

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The entire land was bathed in the aether of both Phoenix and Bahamut during the calamity. Anyone with access to a ssMn soul crystal can potentially summon avatars of both.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those ones were chosen specifically because near everybody in Eorzea has been exposed to Bahamut and Phoenix aether in one way or another, whether because they were present at Carteneau to see Dalamud drop and Bahamut and Phoenix appear or because they were exposed to Bahamut and Phoenix's aether from Louisoix pumping the aether back into the land from piercing Bahamut and reversing the direction of the Twelve summoning spell. Theoretically everyone in Eorzea is capable of summoning Bahamut but they wouldn't be able to control it and the spell would kill them if they tried

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Never happening unless they make Alex raids mandatory
        No need, you already came into contact with Alexander's aether in ShB. Plus he unsummons himself in the distant past so his aether is already dispersed into the Lifestream.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alexander has already been directly referenced in the ShB MSQ.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RDM

      Give rdm enholy and enflare as a way to augment your melee combo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DRK
      complete fricking rework

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What, you don't like your FIRE EVERYTHING 2 minute window with your filler being 12312312312312e12312412312r13412312312e?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can they at least give us a halfway decent looking 123 animation?
          Holy frick why did they remove Power Slash, Spinning Slash and Scourge

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            using that one DRK animation mod to put them back in was the best thing I ever did

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              which one, uh specifically
              There seem to be a lot

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/31027

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can make your own with the "SkillSwap" dalamud plugin

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The devs have the shittiest taste in what animations to keep in. This is why I can't support the notion of banning mods entirely.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >get rid of butcher's block
              >keep the fricking atrocious storm's path animation which is a literal hackjob 1.0 animation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHM
      >more damage spells
      SCH
      >more damage spells
      AST
      >more damage spells
      SCH
      >more damage spells

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick I meant SGE but they all have nearly the same dps rotation so whatever

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know what would be funny?
    if the bong scat spammer made a comeback

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know what would be even funnier? If you would drop dead, you fat autistic troony

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          We have no use for beasts that howl.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Low effort trash, just like your ugly character. Annoying troony

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          LOL so funny i'm gonna post this to the subreddit
          how many months have you been defending them?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Low effort trash, just like your ugly character. Annoying troony

          LOL so funny i'm gonna post this to the subreddit
          how many months have you been defending them?

          This outpour of seethe is not natural.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok i give up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'll always have my (You), Nina

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll like this game a lot more if you stop logging daily for like a year
    I promise

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I promised myself I wouldn't log on until DT. I'm playing XI for the first time in the meantime and having a lot of fun. The release is gonna be so fricking gud for me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only played on patch days for the past year and I still think EW sucks.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many more times do I need to run Euphrosyne before I get my fricking DRG boots to complete my look

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As many as it takes

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever squeezed a poop with your hand? The way it goes between your fingers is quite satisfying
    It has to be soft though

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hit 4x Xenoglossy within potion window during Thordan Unreal reopener this week, this job is fricking sick.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just to be sure, people can't see you Glamourer into another race without shit like that Mare stuff, right? Because I swear someone pet me like a Lala in my testing to see if I'd like the swap, but maybe it was just coincidence.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody can see you without mare

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, everything you do is client side only unless you are running another mod to show others.

        yes nobody can see you using mods unless you specifically allow them with mod-sharers like mare
        you got driveby pet for an unrelated reason

        get petted as a cat very often and no, glamourer is strictly client side, not even mare works with it, cause mare tracks other player's mods, not pluging functions

        Fair enough. I'm not really sure what I want to look like anymore with this game, but maybe I just need to change it up, not gonna turn down a free Fanta at least.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's great to play with if you want to play with races and rare glams. Then you can find out if it's worth farming

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I used my ARR into going max height and changing from Byregot to Nophica
          I too used to my stupid cat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, everything you do is client side only unless you are running another mod to show others.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes nobody can see you using mods unless you specifically allow them with mod-sharers like mare
      you got driveby pet for an unrelated reason

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      get petted as a cat very often and no, glamourer is strictly client side, not even mare works with it, cause mare tracks other player's mods, not pluging functions

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If one scion had to die in Dawntrail who should it be?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      G'raha because I don't like him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      none
      but half of them should retire.
      the twins and graha should remain
      and estinien will be our wildcard with gaius

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      arenvald

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they all die except one (preferably Thancred), who becomes your best bro and only remaining tie.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person Pandaemonium didn't even surpass Eden.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it did. Eden was meh tier.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. filtered by Light Rampant

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remove Tanks
    >Remove Healers
    >Change nothing else

    Game would be 100x more fun

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Summoner to get Ravana that changes Gem abilities into melee attacks. Charge in with Ifrit, summon Ravana, go to town. Would be cool.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take this in the meantime
      https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/91475

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mods are for gays and trannies.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Am I a gay troony if the only mods I use are combat-related?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes
            it's all or nothing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This would be kino which is why it won't happen. Too much to think about for the target audience.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally all they have to do is just add another set of three for the Phoenix phase. Hell you can keep it as braindead and I'll still be happy as long as there's some slightly new shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >second set is Leviathan, Ramuh, Shiva
          it would be so kino

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He will be a boss in Dawntrail.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      GO
      NOW
      IF YOU WANT IT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did FFXIV copy Sargeras lol...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back, newbie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like wow copied XI
        I would've kept you in the dark and allowed you to post that pic saying "lmao le zivs are copying the king" again, but you already got a beating

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Deliverance animation.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly israeliteess

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ur mr gay

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >crow beak
          >turkey neck
          >wrinkled

          Nah, you just have zero standards.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            how many breasts have you touched with your high standards, anon?
            your mom doesn't count

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              A lot more than you, that's for sure. Without fail the morons with the lowest standards are the ones who are still virgins.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A lot more than you, that's for sure
                throw a number, 3? 4?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it'd be real weird to have touched an odd number of breasts

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i meant 3 or 4 different girls, duh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rebecca plays XIV?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she played through the whole game, plays the patches and will play 7.0

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The BLU update will make it a real class

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, it's basically confirmed.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Arcadion
    >named after Arcadia, a Greek region/mythical idyllic land in Greek mythos
    >Ancients are named after Greek figures
    Solution 9 is another Ascian experiment, isn't it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

      AHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      either ascian experiments or altima doing her own amaurot with blackjack and hookers imo

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    btw, Euthanasia is good if you feel you can't give more to the world
    if I could just die by disintegrating into blue light saving my kids the task of burial or cremation, i'd gladly do it them moment i feel I can no longer contribute to the lives of others

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAAAOOO AIN'T NO WAY
    XIVVIES STEALIN FROM MORROWIND WHAT IS BLUD DOIN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >had Goblins since ARR
      >waited until ShB to add these absolute legends

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's leaping lizzy you infinite fool

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