FFXIV

>Wow this fantasy mmorpg looks fun and exciting
>70% of the story is about political checks and balances and diplomacy
Real fun game guys...

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually miss those times.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wrong, 70% of the story is filler that's about nothing

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    take me back bros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      leveling down and EXP loss are inventions of the antichrist

      their death is proof that god walks among us. their supporters are the devil's own children

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literal casual. Typical FFXIV player.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        xp loss in ff11 wasn't that big of a deal. at level 75 you lost about 3k xp IF you didn't receive a raise. if you get rez by a player you regain 50% to like 90% depending on that players level of raise which you should always have a raise in a party setting outside of the healer also dying or something with no reraise on.it also didn't throw you back down the whole level, just the amount you lost. so 99% of the time people that level down would relevel pretty much instantly. it was annoying as frick to stay at 75 for awhile to build up some reserve xp before you can switch to merit points tho

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The worst part of leveling down was suddenly not having all your gear on.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm convinced some mmo players are mentally ill, there are people nostalgic for levelling down and Korean style mmo's that do everything they can to stretch out play time by making everything you interact with as grindy as possible.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              you say that as if wow mythic dungeon/slot machine upgrades in current raid tier over and over and over until your lucky isn't grindy.
              or doing 90 filler arcs of click 3 things, go there and come back, fight 2 incredibly easy mobs you roll over with zero effort for 300 hours that is the ff14 msq isn't grindy. that one time i level down in Bastilla downs while being tractor up a hill to get to the higher zone for a party, and while everyone was moving out i "accidentally" pulled a few tigers on the way we had to stop and kill so i relevel up is more memorable than the entire ff14 msq which i legit had to stop playing and go to bed because i kept falling asleep from how fricking bored i was lmao MULTIPLE TIMES THAT HAPPENED

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't and have never played WoW so I've no idea what you're referring to. I'm talking about FFXI, FFXIV and Korean style mmo's.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you moronic. is raidlogging loot treadmills that complicated of an idea to you? that you have literally no idea how wow functions lol. what is this? is this some kind of tactic so you don't have to respond to how boring ff14 is. just attack the one sentence that makes up discussing wow?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never played WoW, not looked into it not once. I saw the aesthetic and the morons around it and have never had any interest to play it.
                I play FFXIV not WoW.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I play FFXIV
                >play
                Doing MSQ and ERP is not playing a game.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.twitch.tv/scripe/clip/MoistSmoothCatHassanChop-9bPqOfnG66MZ_2it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hard doesn't equal fun
                Happy for you if you still enjoy Ultimates, but the game could use some fun content and not just ballbuster difficulty

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What part of FFXIV is not a raidlogging loot treadmill?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                XIV MSQ is a pretty shit experience but it's a one-time thing rather than a treadmill, it unlocks almost all of the content in the game, and the story itself has some good moments. I think it's in a different class to grinding overworld mobs for rare drops/small amounts of exp or grinding gearscore or looping the same quest over and over which are all traditional forms of MMO gameplay.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                XIV MSQ is only grindy if you skip all cutscenes and don't give a shit about the story. If that's the case then the game simply isn't for you
                I agree that XI is more fun, but XIV is not grindy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't played WoW, I have no idea what Mythic is.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                > legit had to stop playing and go to bed because i kept falling asleep from how fricking bored i was
                I thought i was the only one who dealt with this, XIV is the only game that has unironically made me sleepy.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker STILL crying over this game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This ad made so many people mad lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never look at those which made me realize that the only "people" who get mad at shit like ads are third worlders browsing on their phones.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I keep ads on Ganker since they're not intrusive but they've been fricking boring for the past few months, a lot of them are crypto scams and one or two of them have been targeted at soijak.party posters for some reason.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    its how you get conflict in a setting where you are a walking WMD. did you think that you were going to repel the empire, end internal strife and find homes for every refugee?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was a good classic power fantasy, yeah. not something that you can accomplish in the neoliberal centrist wet dream of eorzea, where things are the way they are and better things aren't possible (even if we can kill gods with our bare hands). monarchs and capitalists still get to do whatever terrible bullshit they want because that's how japan works, and they even get to cry about how hard it all is while they refuse to do better.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        superman doesn't intervene in normie shit either unless they're stomping through metropolis in a mech anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spot-on. They did break from that mold with 5.0 though (where you actually dismantle the class society and make every rich frick a worker by the end). That's one of the reasons the game peaked there story-wise for most players I guess. Of course in Endwalker we were subjected to the "just suffer through the status quo bro" message amd I wonder what happened in between

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The "it's a Japan thing, you wouldn't get it" vibe was terrible during the Samurai SB quests. The 'villain' was making sense but OH GOD WE CAN'T UPSET THE STATUS QUO.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >first set of job quests was literally the israelite fears the samurai
          >second set is being a stooge for a corrupt government
          >in an expac about revolution
          What were they thinking

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single woman in that tent NEEDS the warrior of light's weapon of light

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    good thing CHADkawa took control of the boring af political plot and steered it into pure kino territory

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lyse

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      go on..

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          kino

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what a hot moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish Lyse was real

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember when Ala Mhigo were mostly black dudes, then they decided to white wash most of them?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No i don't

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              moar

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what swimsuit is that

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Needs pubes

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They were middle eastern at worst. There are no african characters in this game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who does these comics?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      post full

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      With the end of the 1.X saga and the beginning of the filler arc without any major threats what's stopping Lyse from going into an ala mhigo repopulation spree?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can she clench her butthole as tight as she clenches her fist?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lyse isn't American, so she's only done kiegels and can snap your wiener off at the root by clenching her muff

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >kiegels
          That effects the butthole muscle aswell

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    im him im the guy

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish this game would let me tell npcs to shut the frick up and do what I say or suffer the consequences instead of having the WoL bend over every time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such as when?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of Bozja, Mikoto was so moronic, I never want to see her again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's stopping you?, just click on them and whisper to them in the chat

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "negotiation" with Varis is one of my favorite scenes. It was great seeing all of the leaders--some of the greatest political minds in the world--underestimate Varis and get caught off guard when he revealed how much he knew of not only their nations' pasts, but the leaders themselves.
    Also, the following dungeon was great.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      3.4 all the way to the end of 6.0 was kino of the highest order, genuinely.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, I meant to say 4.4, but 3.4 was obviously great too. Shame 4.0 existed in-between.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Make canon homosexual character
        >Make him an annoying pussy b***h villain.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lights in the bottom were cool as frick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That dungeon theme is one of my favourite tracks in FF14. Something about it just kicks my hype into overdrive.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't this the dungeon with the power rangers bossfight?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          These two?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah. the dungeon was shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ghimlyt is a cool dungeon, that's what Bozja/zadnor's ambience should have been

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That scene was kind of moronic varis was pulling superficial checkmate liberals then they permanently ruined the garlean empire forever when he revealed his motivation of fighting le ascians by doing exactly what they want

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Step 1 - ally with the Ascians
      >Step 2 - help the Ascians achieve a calamity
      >Step 3 - ??????????????????????
      >Step 4 - mankind takes control of their own destiny
      What exactly was his plan again, Varis came off as kind of a moron

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God i wish

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game...
    Interesting things, have you done them recently
    Am I doing this right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *rubs hands in copyright infringement*

      looks cute

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The circlet is a bit excessive for my tastes but it's a pretty good/cute glam
        Just shitposting with glamourer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        New one for the filter, boys.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is posting this shit ugly lala every thread?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some wowbuck (by his own admission) who falseflags as an obnoxious FFXIV white knight who's only real goal is to shit up any and all FFXIV discussion by making bad faith arguments against any and all forms of criticism of the game while avatargayging obnoxiously to piss people off and derail actual good discussion to make the thread fixate angrily on him. He larps as 4 different lalas, but they have been determined to be the same person (as they have been observed to all share the exact same sleep pattern and posting pattern and have been caught samegayging with the same avatar).

        Janny protects him by refusing to enforce the no-avatargayging rule against him and only him, and threads will get often deleted if he isn't awake (between 4 am to 10 am EST) to shitpost them into oblivion.

        He will now lie and pretend none of this is true, despite it being proven a thousand times over by now.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          tl:dr I am trolled but think I'm not being trolled

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Goes into threads
          >Makes bad faith arguments against anyone even vaguely critical of the game (even include legitimate, innocuous complains such as ears being cut off by hats)
          >Use an avatar in every post, both so that you are always immediately identifiable while making said bad faith arguments, but also use smug expressions and use the most irrating race in the game to avatargay as, reuslting in thread userbase getting pissed off at you
          >Whatever discussion was being had (good or bad) is now derailed to go after you and seethe at you
          >When called out, use your afformentioned white-knighting of the game as a shield to make the general userbase here think you're actually on their side and are acting to "run off" the "doomers", when your only goal is to these threads
          >Derailment successful, thread is now ruined, almost nobody is talking about the game and now you are the center of attention.
          >When thread you destroyed finally dies, make sure final post is yourself avatargayging while declaring yourself "victor" of something undescript. Said victory actually being the derailment of said thread.
          >Do all of this under the knowledge that the Janny, who is on your side as you are in truth both xiv-hating WoWbucks, while never ban you for blatant rule-violating (avatargayging)
          >Rinse and repeat any and all subsequent threads
          He's actually incredibly insidious if you really think about it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Goes into threads
          >Makes bad faith arguments against anyone even vaguely critical of the game (even include legitimate, innocuous complains such as ears being cut off by hats)
          >Use an avatar in every post, both so that you are always immediately identifiable while making said bad faith arguments, but also use smug expressions and use the most irrating race in the game to avatargay as, reuslting in thread userbase getting pissed off at you
          >Whatever discussion was being had (good or bad) is now derailed to go after you and seethe at you
          >When called out, use your afformentioned white-knighting of the game as a shield to make the general userbase here think you're actually on their side and are acting to "run off" the "doomers", when your only goal is to these threads
          >Derailment successful, thread is now ruined, almost nobody is talking about the game and now you are the center of attention.
          >When thread you destroyed finally dies, make sure final post is yourself avatargayging while declaring yourself "victor" of something undescript. Said victory actually being the derailment of said thread.
          >Do all of this under the knowledge that the Janny, who is on your side as you are in truth both xiv-hating WoWbucks, while never ban you for blatant rule-violating (avatargayging)
          >Rinse and repeat any and all subsequent threads
          He's actually incredibly insidious if you really think about it.

          This is how I imagine lalaschizo is when he has no lalas to get mad at
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=-WCTQrMep7A&pp=ygURc2NvdXQgZ29lcyBpbnNhbmU%3D

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            bro
            you don't understand
            they're all awake at the same times bro
            they're all ........... connected

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          God I love Ryne's face. Which it was available for the player (Lyse's too).

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Okay guys, we're finally going to let viera and hroths wear hats and open helmets"
    I've been throwing away all of those for three years, including limited time event/seasonal event ones that you can't even get anymore or have to buy from the cash shop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you can get them back from the calamity salvager or whatever

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get fricked. Hoarders and furgays both deserve the rope.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>"Okay guys, we're finally going to let viera and hroths wear hats and open helmets"
    >I've been throwing away all of those for three years, including limited time event/seasonal event ones that you can't even get anymore or have to buy from the cash shop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would I ever think that I'd be able to wear them? Besides, I got annoyed with the limited space in the glamour dresser and having to constantly throw things out.

      Get fricked. Hoarders and furgays both deserve the rope.

      >Viera
      >Furry
      Whatever you say, bro

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vieras are indeed furry coded, there's a reason as to why every viera has a severe mental ilness case and that's because they are all furries or trannies.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is Zepla really this ugly in person?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes
            t. Was at that fanfest and remember being shocked that she is a goblin, but not the frickable kind

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              What if she wore the mask

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, pic related

                dam son, that's mean

                Is it mean if it’s the truth

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              dam son, that's mean

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is Zepla really this ugly in person?

          She looked a lot better in this photoshoot if you ask me, months of having to play flopwalker for a living while also knowing that dawntrail will kill her channel have degraded her and many other ffxiv content hogs into looking very disheveled

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Webm related

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Zepla
              sauce?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, I just think she's not a very good looking person but ontop of that room/lighting make her looks way worse.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whenever I see Zepla I have to remind myself she's not ACTUALLY Simon Pegg in a wig.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They promised that by the end of SHB lol. Hroth and Viera won't be complete races until 8.0.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they did not promise that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna be honest I think hroth/viera hat b***hing is the lowest realm of 14 player tier. If you want to wear shit on your head why choose a race where 90% of the shit makes no logistical sense to be on your head and/or would look absolutely fricking moronic. All the shit you could have played and you choose the one that makes no god damn sense. Honestly wish they never caved to the hroth/viera sperg b***hing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To think there are people who don't just put helmets (95% tiaras and headbands) on hide.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would literally jump out of your monitor and beat you to death with my bare hands if you hid your Dragoon helmet just so I could look at your favorite of four cat or lizard faces.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wear helmets on some jobs.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I put a pair of glasses as the head slot in all of my glamours, and then I RP as a blind moron. Good for when I frick up a raid mechanic since I can claim moronation as my identity

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      limited race, prease understandu

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not gonna lie i am just fricking praying this troon has some sort of twitter meltdown where they openly do something so insane that will let people cancel them and get them kicked off the team

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just play in Japanese with English subs, it's what most of us are doing for DT now and have left the matter alone.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they

        It's a he in a dress, dude.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Endwalker has become very anime, they have started using intense anime lines more often in cutscenes

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i guess everyone is busy mocking that one guy for playing SoD and getting banned

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Job Music
    >Bard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man Falconer is so good
      Northwind is 10/10

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=pPPjoMnsHUAJXGOI

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do a bit of dark knighting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Betcha can't guess my main.

      ?si=Rg6m7TQ8eF15dCTI

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played this game back in 2.2 and it was good, now it is bad, play wow.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes. someone needs to warn those 30+ year old men that they are gonna get groomed

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >statement said hundreds of times
    >obfuscating stupidity
    >having arguments with themselves
    >no u

    yup, its bait time. and it sucks. i want the good bait. that guy that said FF4 DS wasn't FF4. that was good bait. your bait is weak

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes. someone needs to warn those 30+ year old men that they are gonna get groomed

      New one for the filter, boys.

      hey jamie. i had some shadowbringers predictions about 5 years back. you mind looking those up for me?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing a troony game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And other game isn't a "troony game" to you?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't count

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            company

            fans

            there is a huge difference. and blizzard fired all woke people

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >blizzard fired all woke people

              source?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, the "blizzard devs" posting anon did it.
                If someone posting images of the troony crowd of XIV it's totally dumb to answer with images of western alphabet devs.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Blizzard fired all woke people
              Isn't their office building in California? The most woke/ Blue state in the U.S.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                the LGBT trend is over. Most companies are already changing and looking for new things.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Over where? Not in California, if anything they're doubling down.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                spotted the neet. all companies are currently moving away from the whole lgbt trend.
                Heck even economy or manager magazines have articles about this matter since nov 23.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, not in California which is where Blizzard are located. As long as they are there they are mandated by law to adhere to LGBT requirements such as mandated recruitment quotas relative to their company size.
                If you think somehow Blizzard is going anti-woke then you're really not living in reality.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                no one is going anti-woke. All the companies are going back to normal. And yes, even companies in California.
                We don't have the 2010s anymore... go to bed grandpa.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Back to normal" relative to what? Again, you're not living in reality if you're unaware of the state mandates in California for LGBTQ+ representation.

                It's Microsoft now

                Which is interesting because the first thing Microsoft did was fire Mike, that male CEO and replace him with Black woman who had been overseeing monetisation/ Microtransactions in Call of Duty.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Glass cliff

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's Microsoft now

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have every tribal unlocked now since I buckled and got ALC to 80.
    All of my crafters are 65+ at this point and it feels good knowing I can focus on 3 expansions worth of DoH tribals at the same time while also knocking out things like Crystarium deliveries.
    I truly and honestly enjoy crafting and gathering more than I do the combat side of things lately.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legitimately the same. It sucks that there isn't much value in pushing into endgame grafting or gathering because the cost to gain ratio is fricked, but at least i can go into DT able to push 100 fairly smoothly and get on making the big money

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    majestic manderville greatsword
    the latest relic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a fan of any of the DRK Mandervilles but it's hard to top the HW line and Caladbolg

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember what they took away from you...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      chat is this real?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        very real, got the artbook early today on the mail

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which artbook, anon?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This one

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ooh nice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was this the original concept for the chai's in ShB?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wouldn't surprise me if it was since that lion on the left is extremely cid-y

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wouldn't surprise me if it was since that lion on the left is extremely cid-y

        ah yeah, I forgot master Chai was supposed to be The First's Cid. These ones in the other hand, missed them in game.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're mostly in the intro CG
          Also in case you hadn't noticed, Dulia is the Jessie to Chai's Cid

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It would have been hilarious if the first's biggs and wedge was just biggs and wedge with different clothng

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't care. still having fun with ff14 and talking about ff14

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *huff huff* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quoted By:

    [...]

    Imagine wasting actual time of your life that you can never get back like this.
    You're going to be on your death bed in at some point and you're going to be reminded of the fact that you spent an inordinate amount of your now precious time on a bangladeshi kite testing forum trying to FUD an MMO you don't play because it lives in your head rent free.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do it for literal free. I doubt they have much in the way of shame.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ids habbening :DDD

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no thighlander gf

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are your thoughts on femhroths? do they look as good as you hoped?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not offensive to the eyes, that was what I was worried about
      Nothing like having to gawk at something ugly for hours on end and the rest of the game's life cycle...they look okay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not as good as I hoped, better than I expected.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure mine will be incredible

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'll be saving my final opinion on femhroths until the character creator is out, but if Wuk is the best they've got then its been a monumental waste of time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      boobs too small, so femroe is still better

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some models are a hit, some models are a miss.
      All will boil down to gear implementation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're pretty cute. I'm never switching off my midlander though. Doesn't matter what gimmick ass race they shove into the game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have never been a thing, same as male Viera.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, but also male Hrothgar and female Viera should never have been a thing either.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they look fine
      i wasn't going to play as one so i don't really care too much about them
      i might ERP with some of them

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so i managed to not get World of Darkness all 7 days of the week for alliance roulette. do i queue for it intentionally or forfeit the 20 tomes and have that incomplete in my log?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WoD is the best ar in this game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's Orbonne

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a lot better than its given credit for. the number squish and general power creep has turned CoD into the easiest boss in her raid though

        it also has my favorite ARR song. even though its not technically an ff14 song

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how are those relics coming along?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't need them, so I don't really care whether I do them now or wait until they're poetics fodder. If anything I want them to double every source of comedy and remove that restriction now so I have at least a little something to do. Since we're still forced to piecemeal it I'm not going to bother and will sit in my unaugmented dildos gear until DT; good enough.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gimme the benchmark already

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'll be waiting another few months my dude, benchmarks generally don't drop until a month before release

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i used mods to make my femra small and frickable

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      femras are already as tiny as you can get and not be a lala. must you be that smol?

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Same id
    >Replying to himself
    >Always talking about sex and lalas

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't been subbed for three months. No idea if I am getting Dawntrail. Think my house got autodemo'd.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha ur house got autodemoed

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shit job design
    >boring rotations
    >have to throw yourself at Savage or Ultimate for a crumb of challenge
    give me ONE non-coomer reason to come back to this kusoge
    no, really, I want a reason to be excited for Yawntrail

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't. They aren't going to restore old systems and job skills that make the game interesting. They will rework and gut some jobs that havent been stripped and that will be that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You aren't coming back to play so just frick off already.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll tell you what I do to extract fun out of 14, and it's going to offend every other anon here
      Frontlines
      Now you're thinking "you mean that fricking rngfest with idiots all around that you can never count on doing the right thing at the right time?"
      Yea that. I play that for fun and no other reason (not Shatter though, Shatter is skip day). I play mostly BLM, and I focus on destroying people with it. That's fun. I jump in, blow everyone up, then I aetherial out of there to an ally I build up my BH5 over the course of the game by not playing like a moron, so I can more easily kill even more enemy players. In general the PvP moves for jobs are just more satisfying in this game, and that goes for BLM too.
      If it wasn't for PvP and frontlines, I definitely wouldn't have anything to do in this game now. Just wouldn't be subscribed, there'd be no point

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can agree to that. MNK burst combos into it's natural enlightenment > LB is great especially if their is a cliff. The PVP is leaps and bounds better than anything else it's hilarious

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The PVP is leaps and bounds better than anything else it's hilarious
          Yea it is. It's a fricking miracle they even managed to put that together. The PvP remake has to be the best thing they've done for the game in a very long time

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can agree to that. MNK burst combos into it's natural enlightenment > LB is great especially if their is a cliff. The PVP is leaps and bounds better than anything else it's hilarious

            Now only if they could increase the tickrate even slightly so everyone would stop sliding around.
            Its the one thing I want from wow

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Install the free trial. Genuine advice.
      Every time you have the urge to play or try it again, you log in, play for a bit and either say, "huh you know what I will resub for a month on my main" or more likely "now that I'm here I'm not sure why I even wanted to play" and drop it after 3 days.
      Will it fix anything? No. But it will help you stop languishing in indecision for days.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >70% of the story is about political checks and balances and diplomacy
    I wish

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fantasy political checks
    fantasy balances
    fantasy diplomacy

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frontlines would be a much better gamemode if they removed all LBs from it

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gobbie booms

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      uplander slapclap gobbie jigglycheeks

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    (checks thread) okay, looks like I'M gonna have to be the one to say it...

    Ryne is cute!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one speaks the truth

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one speaks the truth

      For me it's Raya-o

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            YES

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              YES!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I need to see Ray-O as a Gyaru Blonde like Ryne

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    video games

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the fastest way to level up a new job to lvl 50? should I pick up the dungeons closest to my level or do roulette?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sub 15, fates and hunting log you see close.
      Then, daily levelling roulette>highest lvl dungeon spam>levelquest/tribe quests/deep dungeon
      Don't forget your fc buffs and food buffs.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    excellent >200 post thread fftards
    this one's been up all day huh

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of this only for me to realize in the achievement 'my little chocobo' it marks what gc you started with and since mine isn't the gc of my starting city-state, i'm starting a new character. Yes it bother me that bad and idk if square will ever rework achievements and it get changed so.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this achievement. My character is from Gridania therefore I wish it displayed the serpents.
      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could prob just message support and have them change it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this achievement. My character is from Gridania therefore I wish it displayed the serpents.
      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      Even though that's the most autistic thing i've ever read. I think you should stick to this character regardless. For all anyone knows, they could completely remove the achievement system.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are generals allowed outside of /vg/?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a general because I don't LIKE IT!
      Not how it works sweetie

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to suck lyse's armpits

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      H-how indecent

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a strange urge to learn summoner.

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >now that Endwalker has cemented itself as the worst expansion of all time Stormbloodchads are finally vindicated

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heavensward nearly killed the game, and had content so bad it was removed multiple times.

      SB > ARR > ShB > EW > HW

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Diadem was kind of cool but them locking it behind free companies, while laudable, was a mistake. So was the gear with the randomly rolled stats. I like it, but savage troons got their panties in a twist seeing that their gear wasn't BiS anymore. Combine that with the first HW tier being stupidly overtuned and the content never had a chance.

        Honestly, I always found Eureka to be way worse than diadem but since people could brain afk hunt train it was okay, I suppose.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >noooooooooooo I hate Eureka it's bad content!!!!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is okay now, but on release yeah, I hated it a lot because it was FATE trains with a shitty overworld. Later zones got somewhat better, but the first two were still awful.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            SOUL

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >raid troony garbage
        Will this forced meme ever go away?

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beastmaster mains ww@

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    See

    >it's a general because I don't LIKE IT!
    Not how it works sweetie

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wife.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *pokes bellybutton*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hotwife*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like that they made her so flirty towards the WoL.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to play and enjoy Black Mage while it's at its peak design. The job is perfect and will inevitably go downhill in the future.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The job is perfect and will inevitably go downhill in the future.
      It's yoshi p's favorite job, so the chances of that happening are low.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm suspicious that they'll nerf transpo since all that stuff was obviously unintended

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this doesn't disprove his point anon
    you will never be a general
    go to /vg/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will all those other generals go to /vg/ too? If not, I'll stay right here thank you very much.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah. I see what/who you are now. What a huge surprise.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who am I?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Barry

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Barry runs these streets
              XIV? XVI? Dead, b***h
              Black person P shits
              Frickin yo mom pits
              Cummin on yo mom breasts
              Clappin yo mom cheeks
              My hits are always crits
              They annihilate the shills
              Bitch

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those other generals are clearly cultural phenomenons (just like smash bros) and Final Fantasy XIV is clearly not

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      alphi looks lanky and disgusting in this pic
      he really shouldn't be wearing loose clothes like that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of loose clothes should he wear then?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >breasts on alisaie
      DISGUSTAN

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://www.gamepur.com/guides/best-servers-to-join-in-final-fantasy-xiv

    only american servers are LGBT friendly. BASED EUROPE AND JAPAN

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      EU is full of transphobes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no transphobe /misc/ posting femra gf

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And racists

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              EU is full of transphobes

              holy fricking based. any more???

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You will never success

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't include the recently added worlds
      >makes no mention of how DC travel created de facto raid DCs
      Shitty recycled content by lazy journalists

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to somehow filter all the night club ads from shout chat? I'll just turn the whole channel off if not

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      report them. report them all. Because their stuff is always NSFW.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are some "adblock" type plugins that can do that or yeah just put the channel in another tab since it's rarely useful

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no lala gf

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I stinky or something? Why don't I have any neighbors...

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean this with 100% sincerity. I like the lewd pictures, I just wish those posters would also talk about the game while uploading gravure pics. Like thoughts or questions on lore, the story, game mechanics.
    Those times usually make the absolute best threads on Ganker, and I'm not joking.

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw more hyped for new skin shading than actual new content
    this game is pretty shit once you finish the story tbh

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game feels shit because there is no endgame combat content outside of savage that lasts. Ex primals are done after week 2, the relic was a complete joke and other than that there is nothing. I unironically would enjoy a mythic system that scales dungeons up and makes shit actually hurt in there.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your Criterion clears? Your Fish log?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sothis is impossible to catch, I'm never gonna have a turtle in my aquarium, I fricking hate this game so much, frick you Yoshi-P.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Criterion is nothing like Mythic, its just a slight twist on the fights in making them shorter and more convoluted. I didn't enjoy my time clearing them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          And your fish log?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I spent my time getting all TT cards.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dude, same

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't want mechanically harder fights, I want bigger damage sponges with bigger damage output for their babby attacks
          What the frick is this brainrot

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tanks actually getting damaged again would be good, same with DPS actually having to push buttons. And yeah "mechanically harder" translates in XIV to "more complex puzzle fights". I am so sick of having to watch 20 minute videos explaining shit at this point. I am not advocating for removing that content, savage can have you solve functions to triangulate the safe spot for all I care, just give me some dungeon content that lets me heal and prioritize shit.

            FF doesn't lend itself to harder dungeons. the game doesn't really have mechanic for that. CC is useless and doesn't really exist beyond stun. there is barely interesting synergy of boss mechanics going on. the only thing this game can do is 1on1 encounters with increasingly harder simon says

            Yeah, they fricked themself culling so much shit from the combat system.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Your Fish log?
        I'm waiting for this double Black person to grace the game with his presence

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          forgot pic

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like 3.0-3.3; and 4.1-6.0
    That's it.

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just give me the benchmark already so I can make my new WoL.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more worried my WoL will look completely different

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We actually need players badly because the game is dead.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will never understand why Yoshi and the devs thought it was acceptable to have this long of a content drought. It is actually completely fricking unacceptable, especially with how dogshit the longevity of content this expansion has had. Wait 4 months for a patch with 1 week of content. Absolute bollocks.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you don't have:
          - P1S-P12S clerared
          - Heavens' Legend
          - Alpha Legend
          - Epic Hero
          - Once and Future King
          - The Final Fish
          - Island Rank 20
          - Every Manderville weapon
          - Every Lodestar tool
          You are not done with Endwalker yet.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            - P1S-P12S clerared
            - Heavens' Legend
            - Once and Future King
            - Island Rank 20
            Yes
            - Alpha Legend
            Don't need or want it
            - Epic Hero
            No groups
            - Every Manderville weapon
            - Every Lodestar tool
            1 is enough
            - The Final Fish
            Frick that

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              What's stopping you from grabbing people from your other groups into criterion, or making a recruitment? Not like you need a lot of people.
              Also
              >Missing out on the only ultimate you get to hit the boss almost the entire fight.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Missing out on the only ultimate you get to hit the boss almost the entire fight
                I can do my rotation eyes closed, whether I'm hitting the boss or not has no bearing on my enjoyment of the fight in any way
                >What's stopping you from grabbing people from your other groups into criterion
                I do PF raiding. If I start or join a Criterion group, I'm sitting in there for 30+ mins and with no guarantee the group will ever fill up. I'd rather play other games at that point

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >criterion
                no one wants to do it, it is shitty content

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Criterion is unironically better than savage this expansion. All the b***hing about giant hitboxes, permanent melee uptime, nonexistent boss positioning, slow puzzle mechanics does not apply to criterion.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am so glad savage troons finally get to a point where they too are bothered by the constant pruning of combat elements. You should have shut up and accepted your accuracy materia cap, now SE won't stop pulling shit from combat until you ONLY dodge spinning shapes while pressing 1 2 3 on your keyboard. Have fun!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Accuracy melds do not add any depth to combat.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                painting accuracy as combat depth is lmaoworthy
                almost all MMOs have done away with the mechanic

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            with this logic no mmorpg has a content drought.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's all elaborate content with effort put into it, not "The Accursed" slop.
              Maybe not Island.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Achievement I like is content
                >Achievement I don't like is not
                You are the same kind of clown you're criticizing, only in a different wig

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mate, there's an obvious difference between engaging with something new that was added to the game with a new achievement with it and "You know that get 5000 drops in an old instance cheevo? Let's make it 10000 and call it a day". You can't sincerely tell me finishing a DD is the same as the 5000 leves achievement.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's a man, right? This site conditioned me to question everything that looks remotely like a woman.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assume SE is in a pinch seeing that Forespoken completely flopped and XVI fizzled out. Gotta save money and they are seeing with how much support they can retain a playerbase for XIV.

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF doesn't lend itself to harder dungeons. the game doesn't really have mechanic for that. CC is useless and doesn't really exist beyond stun. there is barely interesting synergy of boss mechanics going on. the only thing this game can do is 1on1 encounters with increasingly harder simon says

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is unironically what i want
    please get back to this in dawntrail
    I FRICKING LOVE POLITICS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can tell they are going to try to have that aspect of it again in dawntrail with the whole tournament competition thing and the sides and motives of the competitors

      the writing in the game though has taken such a fricking sharp nosedive in quality though that its going to be unbearable. the best part of a lot of the political stuff in xiv in the past was that it was actually pretty well done

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kissing Merlwyb on the lips

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, this thread is still going?
    >*sip*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you still a mentally ill eureka troony
      whats even the point of you trannies monopolizing money nms, they aren't good money
      you just make eureka shittier for everyone

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't stepped in there in quite a while...
        Glad to see the gang has a stranglehold still

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw everyone in Crystal waits for Cassie and King
        >never seen a crystal instapull, even with hundreds of people
        feels good being a casualCHAD

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Crystal Eureka is good, but their Baldesion Arsenal is the most discord stranglehold cucked thing I've ever seen. Shame that Primal and Aether are the exact opposite where their Eureka are destroyed by money nm trannies, but their BA discords are fine.

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it good? The Xbox beta begins tomorrow and I was planning to check it out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asking that here isn't going to really get you any good response.
      You're better off just trying it out for yourself and seeing if you click with it.

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >download free trial expecting an amazing mmorpg
    >it's a single player visual novel with absolutely no rpg elements at all
    At least i didn't pay for it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered by what?
        90% of my game time was clicking through dialogue boxes and teleporting around. I never once had to group up to finish a quest and barely saw anyone in the overworld on supposedly biggest EU server. "Rpg elements" were just higher level gear has bigger numbers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game's director actively despises RPG elements. He managed to make a mainline FF game from the scratch that has 0 RPG mechanics.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if he hates rpg elements why did he make an mmo where you can create a character and roleplay?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't. He took over after the barely playable mess that was 1.0

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. What did asiatic P do except take someone else's work? All he does is copy past FFs or other MMOs

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a yoship original mmorpg would feature no character customization, every player would just be another clive

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >where you can create a character and roleplay?
          you can play a role in every game. Even in CoD MP you could chat with your buddies and pretend you are a special unit or doing erp.

          But XVI and XIV has no roleplay elements besides creating the look of a character. Besides the tab targeting and housing there is no real difference between XIV (and other modern mmorpgs) and games like The Division or Destiny.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you cant create the look of a character in xvi, you are forced to play as Clive
            also being able to customize your character is an important rpg aspect

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah man i loved being able to customize Cecil in FF4

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ff4 isnt an rpg

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I really can't take him for serious any more.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like this image perfectly summarizes the she essence of square enix because not only are the devs lying c**ts, but the translators are also morons.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The she essence sirs the she essence of the square enix bloody basterd yoshit do not redeem rpg

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Same arguments
    >Same pictures
    >Same bait
    >Same posting style
    homosexual can you get a job or a life?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Um, meds?

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Endwalker baby here. So what can we expect in the following months in terms of Dawntrail info? How does Media Tour and Benchmark work? Are they events like Fanfests?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      benchmark is a downloadable program that stress tests your PC for the new expac by showing you some engine cutscenes made specifically for the benchmark (that may or may not have anything to do at all with the final game, i.e. endwalker's benchmark has zenos at the top of the tower of zot kicking aside alisaie), lets you mess around with the character creator, and lets you run through the cutscenes as either the trailer WoL or your own supplied character data. you will always be dressed in the expac's poster job AF, so in this case it will be viper

      media tour is an event, but almost everything there is under NDA. it's supposed to be a hype train for the inbound expac. it's also where people will try pictomancer and viper for the first time. usually somebody leaks new skill tooltips or even full trees through screencaps, but XIV watermarks screencaps taken within it (especially on dev-owned machines) and can trace back which machine took which screencap to find out who did it, so this is a clout option for people that don't expect to go to next media tour and/or don't mind being sued to high heaven

      what we'll get in the future are the above, a couple of PLLs, preorders for the expac will go up, and they'll announce whatever the hell is in the collector's edition (weapon glamour for probably viper, minion, mount, couple other things)

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Writers got inspired by Game of Thrones unironically post-ARR, they lost interest in that after Stormblood fortunately but the story became even shittier for other reasons.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mating pressing Y'shtola...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Y'shtola might be the least attractive 'beautiful woman' videogame character i've ever had the displeasure of seeing

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    when the frick are we getting some ff14 news

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhhh, here's some news. FF14 sux! And you're a HOMO!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wont believe it until yoship says it in a live letter

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lyse is the WoL's dick/pussy wetter stationed in Ala Mhigo so the WoL can refresh themselves before heading towards Ilsabard.

    https://litter.catbox.moe/nx3b8y.png

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wild moron monkey sex with lyse

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    play a good MMO then

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing quite as bad as these Blizzard ads

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw thinking about what could have been if coomers hadn't won the Valentine's event and cheated Astrid in
    This event could have been fricking kino if the e-girl hadn't "won".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Japanese game
      >dicky wins
      no shit

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yjk

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yjk

        how do you deal with the fact that gaia is still non-canon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          she's canon if you've done eden and not canon if you haven't. voiced MSQ appearance, i don't make the rules

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Canon if you do, non if you don't
            Senpai at this point it's obvious it is expected you do all the side content. Multiple raid bosses have been directly brought up in the MSQ, sometimes regardless on if you've done it, other times in a way it only makes sense if you've done it.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Unukalhai
              >Cylva
              Weren't you guys having mental breakdowns over these two being completely irrelevant?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think unu and cylva are kinda boring past cylva on the first as the shadowkeeper tbh

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Regardless they are far more important to the whole 13th story and really shouldn;t have been sidelined, but hey, at least we got lots of scenes of zero eating apples and 5 expansion of an indian boy whining about his sister.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                it would've been lots of scenes of unukalhai eating an apple instead tbh

                mm yes master elidibus never warned me that upholding the balance could be so delicious (later at radz-at-han) mmm yes master elidibus never warned me that upholding the balance could be so delectably spicy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Multiple raid bosses have been directly brought up in the MSQ
              interesting which ones have they mentioned?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                omega and alexander

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are acknowledged as having faced Nael and Bahamut in MSQ.
                Alexander and Omega are brought up in Shadowbringers.
                Now Gaia during 6.5.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those things simply just don't show up if you haven't done them.
                Alex and Omega can be handwaved as being done in the future at some point so it's fine to reference them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      theyre not dykes you fricking coombrain

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't you heard of the rule where if two girls are facing the viewer than it's not yuri? Just yuribait.
      Apparently it's to appeal to men.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds like something a monkey came up with because he can't comprehend promotional images.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was yurifans that got sick of yuribait

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know the first two aren't yuri but i thought the last one was?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no real sexual tension one way or the other, the show is not about sex and relationships or anythign like that but the modern sex-obsessed shipperhomosexualry mindset that permeates every aspect of the terminally online modern zoomer means they see all characters in all media as someone who needs to get together with someone else from that franchise, at the expense of everything else. It's why BG3 is just an elaborate dating sim for a lot of people. Shippergays are a cancer that used to be mostly contained on tumblr, but since it died they flooded out into the wider internet in full force and tainted almost everything in their path.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's hilarious how badly pedos seethe when you explain that they're just friends. Some people are FURIOUSLY invested in these two little girls having a sexual relationship, it's pretty fricking creepy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey if they're lesbians how come they never kissed despite having every opportunity to do so?

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Glass shattering sounds again in Eden Ultimate

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cutscenes at the start of every single content are a waste of effort and one of the biggest sources of timesinks in the game, no i don't think skipping a flyover of halatali is going to affect Srimblo Bimblo's experience negativel, no i don't think skipping the intro to garuda #53 is going to ruin your narrative experience

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      preaching to the choir, most everybody flips on "skip cutscenes i've seen before"

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any femra fanart with big boobs?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was official art with a face 2 femxaela with huge udders

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pls post big femra boobies

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Least obvious schizo switching from screaming about WoW and trannies to screeching about Ryne and Gaia.

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why they don't just make all side content required before moving forward to the next expansion, I'd say the majority of players wrap up the raids beforehand anyway

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benchmark when

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    threadly reminder that according to the july/august liveletter, summoner will be losing its raise in dawntrail

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      good
      braindead job

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally why

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        In exchange for its nearly Black Mage DPS and to make Red Mage more unique among the casters I'm guessing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It should tbh, because right now there is very little reason to bring a RDM in prog compared to a SMN.
      RDM has to cast, think about rotation, and loses a lot of potency for the raises. SMN doesn't have to think about rotation at all and gets basically 1 free raise per minute. Of course a good RDM is worth liquid gold in prog because of the sheer recovery potential but in general SMN os just that much of a non brainer.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >RDM has to cast, think about rotation
        basahahfahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Compared to SMN? Absolutely.
          There's a ton more to optimize in RDM like maximizing Fleche/C6 usages, Manafication rushing or not, and you only have 3 instants to move out of burst.
          SMN has 0 thought involved other than 2 to 3 hardcasts per minute.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            SMN is more complicated than RDM even now. People who meme about "le legos XD" clearly have never played the job. RDM and MCH are the braindead "girlfriend" jobs. SMN requires a shit ton of finesse to play properly.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah man, you need that finesse to decide whether to delay Ifrit or not to fit the current mechanic the boss is doing

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >SMN is more complicated than RDM
              >SMN requires a shit ton of finesse to play properly

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes anon, having to juggle the two colors, deal with the melee phase, think about when you have to use your resource to keep damage uptime, all of that is vastly more mentally taxing than anything SMN does

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          SMN is the most braindead job in the entire game, so yeah.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        imo summoner will still be insanely valuable just for being a lower effort black mage but it'll definitely cement red mage as the prog king

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like SMN has completely fricked up the casters
        SMN has no skill floor OR ceiling, its practically impossible to frick up AND it does really good damage for the lack of effort you need to put in
        for fricks sake, it has less casts per minute than Samurai

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          SMN rework has made them make the entire party run marathons around the boss multiple times per fight because they don't have to care about casters anymore. Sure the 1.5s Glare and extra Triplecast help but it still puts so much of the prog effort on the few jobs that regularly has to cast.

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Picto better have a use for spell speed so BLM isn't the only caster who can go full speed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Trailer looks like a builder spender with paintings
      >That moogle beam
      It absolutely will be Crit/DH meta like everything else.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if anything from the description pictomancer sounds to me like it's somewhere between red and black mage in painting stuff to lower the cast times of the actual big casts, depending on how it shakes out this could be either virtually identical to builder/spender or it could be significantly different

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't surprise me if spell/skill speed is on the chopping block for a future expansion.
        BLM is really the only one who can make use of it these days and any other "fast" job gets it for free from their class abilities for anyone else it just fricks up their stupid gay ass 2 minute cooldown rotations.
        Going skill speed SAM was fun in SB but then they made SAM like every other fricking job...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >for anyone else it just fricks up their stupid gay ass 2 minute cooldown rotations
          It’s really not that true. You can look to delly savage runs for this. Jobs still work at high haste, really they should probably prune the skill speeds and change it to haste. Basically make it universal and better than it is now

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >meme raid where most jobs just spam one busted lost action proves speed works

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's some niche use cases for SkS so I doubt it's going away. Things like getting the exact SkS for phase alignment, or jobs like MNK that require it to fit their full burst on their buff.
          There's a 2.4 GCD GNB log for TOP that uses a lot of GCD exclusive tech to gain multiple extra usages of skills. It's only rank 3 because rank 1 and 2 played 2.5 with a party member sandbagging and won the crit casino.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speed will never be a real stat as long as everything is designed around aligning burst windows.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh BLU need speed for their openers

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A fake stat for a fake job.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            we'll be able to run ultimates one day...

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              reminder that BLU will NEVER be able to run:
              >Squadrons
              >Ultimate
              >Deep Dungeon
              >Eureka
              >Bozja
              >Variant/Criterion
              >Any content in the future that isn't a dungeon/trial/raid
              they made a job that can excel in dead content to breathe new life into it, then don't let it actually run it, you can't make it up

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                idk mate, I've done all the BLU achievements for titles and mounts and had a lot of fun doing it. Most people seem to like it a lot, sorry it isn't working out for you.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                noooo there aren't any parses i can get with it that anybody cares about so it's not a real job

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Most people seem to like it a lot
                They really don't.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                anywhere between 3-8% of the total playerbase having cheevos related to running stuff a certain way as a certain job is great, especially considering you're looking at an opt-in website

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah look at those numbers bro it's so popular and loved!!!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                look at those goalposts fricking soar, had the morbol ready to go
                and 2% is STILL high for something related to savage on a side-content job

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just look how much people love BLU! Being limited is so fun and rewarding!!!!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                desperation increasing
                breaking homosexualry limits

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Numbers on par with the AMR mount that has to be farmed out, and less than half the numbers of DRS, that's how you know it's just so popular! I mean, it speaks for itself! People have so much fun on limited BLU!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                perhaps if i keep posting the same number over and over again he won't think i'm gay

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look at those numbers baby that's popular content!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can tell this website isn't accurate when one of the FL horses is on it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                its not desperation, these are facts, in fact, in the grand scheme, those percentages are FAR lower because you have to enable it yourself, or else it doesn't count your cheevos and isn't added to the percentage total
                you genuinely underestimate how little attention the playerbase gives BLU, or even tries to play it in stuff like Savage content
                Its a shame, I genuinely think that with its spellbook mechanic and overpowered tools, it would be fun to play in stuff like Eureka and Bozja, but the devs will never let it happen

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Most people seem to like it a lot
                They really don't.

                achievs are hidden by default

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                even funnier, you have to opt-in to show cheevos on that site
                even the most dedicated players who opt-in aren't playing BLU

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did Morbol mount and don't want to ever touch the job again. You don't even get to do the fights properly because everything is Diamondback cheese.
                I think the most fun was doing Gavel without skip because you can't DB it and it's spicy when roles are random.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't forget BLU literally can't beat Seat of Sacrifice because the Tank LB requirement is hardcored. It also isn't allowed in Memoria Misera for some reason.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't forget BLU literally can't beat Seat of Sacrifice because the Tank LB requirement is hardcored.
                imagine being unable to do content everyone else can do AT THE SAME LEVEL
                BLU is fricking pathetic

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It can beat Seat of Sacrifice by timing raises on half the party during Ultimate Crossover, but that's an oversight by the devs. They didn't expect it to be beatable at all and they didn't give a shit. Because BLU is so popular, you know?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't forget BLU literally can't beat Seat of Sacrifice because the Tank LB requirement is hardcored.
                imagine being unable to do content everyone else can do AT THE SAME LEVEL
                BLU is fricking pathetic

                BLU can finish Seat of Sacrifice but it needs res cheese
                Yes the developers didn't expect you to be able to complete it, not the first time they've been clueless nor will it be the last

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Memoria Misera for some reason.

                The mechanic at the end of phase 1 where the tanks have the catch the gunblade Xs blades it coded to only allow tanks to catch them. So blu have no way to catch them and will always wipe.

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Pictomancer is fun and finds a good identity next to BLM, SMN and RDM.
    Honestly I can't get into any of those current Casting jobs right now even though I usually love spellcasters in other games and flavorwise.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hope it's actually mage DNC in a lot of ways like they seem to imply.

      Wouldn't surprise me if spell/skill speed is on the chopping block for a future expansion.
      BLM is really the only one who can make use of it these days and any other "fast" job gets it for free from their class abilities for anyone else it just fricks up their stupid gay ass 2 minute cooldown rotations.
      Going skill speed SAM was fun in SB but then they made SAM like every other fricking job...

      Wouldn't surprise me. Both stats are "take one piece of gear with it or meld a single materia" to hit a fine point for specific purposes.

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pictomancer? Pictomancer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sexo krile

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >endless conflict with beastmen for dozens of years
    >a common enemy comes along
    >all that animosity and conflict is instantly resolved
    really now?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about EW

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know what would be shitty. if that conflict resumed at the start of each expansion

      by the way, the beastmen conflict stars solving during ARR with the rep quests. it's not something it gets solved magically in a single expansion

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        EVERYTHING was magically solved during Endwalker.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it sure did, speedreader

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >post-patch story for EW shows that the Garlean's are genuinely struggling in trusting the alliance that wants to help them
          >save a dude once and he changes his entire worldview in an afternoon

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You saved a very stubborn dude who almost got murder-raped because of his own stupidity and even his own compatriots were calling him an ungrateful pig

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >getting saved from a near death experience
            >not mindset changing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There were reasonable people in the tribes who would be willing to talk things out but the more extreme factions kept summoning primals and getting more and more of their kind tempered which kept hostilities high. Curing tempering caused most of the tribes to calm down for talks.
      Also both the Sagahin and Kobolds had justifiable grievances and Limsa didn't give a flying frick about working things out with them until forced into it by circumstances.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Sahagin

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also both the Sagahin and Kobolds had justifiable grievances
        The Sahagin absolutely did not. They have been religiously-driven psychopaths for hundreds of years. Let me guess
        >muh spawning grounds
        You missed the part where their original spawning grounds were on an island out in the sea until the Calamity destroyed it. And in all their wisdom, they decided their new spawning ground would be where the village of Halfstone was. So they summoned Leviathan to tidal wave the coast and then went in and picked off any survivors, then raped the land with all their weird coral shit to turn it into a spawning ground.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love how Merlwyb tries to talk down Varis by saying she never deprived her neighbours of their liberty and he brings up casually that they slaughtered the frick out of the Kobolds and Sahagin because they wanted their land
        hell, given how shitty the Lominsans are, they will likely break the pact again in the not too distant future

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they slaughtered the frick out of the Kobolds and Sahagin because they wanted their land
          The Sahagin stole Lominsan land.

          >Also both the Sagahin and Kobolds had justifiable grievances
          The Sahagin absolutely did not. They have been religiously-driven psychopaths for hundreds of years. Let me guess
          >muh spawning grounds
          You missed the part where their original spawning grounds were on an island out in the sea until the Calamity destroyed it. And in all their wisdom, they decided their new spawning ground would be where the village of Halfstone was. So they summoned Leviathan to tidal wave the coast and then went in and picked off any survivors, then raped the land with all their weird coral shit to turn it into a spawning ground.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Merlwyb is a disingenuous pirate and has tried the we dindu nuffin angle on everyone she's talked to about it
          Varis was not totally ignorant in that talk but he also had no argument to any of them that wasn't a personal attack and then let slip that he was the dumbest person in the room with pretty much all of his opinions on the unsundered world and Garleans #1 we are the heralds of the future because the voices in my head told me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Varis was willing to employ chemical weapons the moment shit started to go even the least bit south for him so I'm glad he's dead, frick that Black person.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >chemical weapons bad because uh...um....JUST BECAUSE CHUD

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shit that indiscriminately wipes out population centers in horrific fashion are bad
                Yes, moron

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are no such things as crimes during war. Cry about it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek you'd be among the first put against a wall if shit ever went south tubby. Fricking /misc/ LARPers.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >chemical weapons good? hm? u mad libtard?
                please please please have a nice day i don't care how ironic you are

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek you'd be among the first put against a wall if shit ever went south tubby. Fricking /misc/ LARPers.

                YWNBAW
                Israel did nothing wrong

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh Isreal
                Kek again, I don't give a frick what happens in the Middle East I wish they'd wide each other out completely. Chemical weapons are fricking vile and have no place in a civilized world, that's Black person tier shit that desperate homosexuals do in a "well if I can't win then nobody can" kind of move. Frick off and die.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh honoraboo combat
                Lol weeb homosexual, your icons immediately picked up guns when they realized chinese fire was superior to steel folded 100000000000 times over. have a nice day.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i want this land so badly i'm going to make it uninhabitable and unfarmable with chemical weapons! u mad yt boi?

                [...]

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nooooo pls don't wipe us out you'll kill all the beast men and their rich culture enrichment you'll also lose our land, which you don't need
                COPE loser.

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We're about to fight him
    >He gets super powered up by whatever macguffin device is in Dawntrail
    >hype music starts kicking in
    >he starts screaming as his voice gets distorted and deeper with the power
    >he starts to monologue about how his plan is the righteous one, warmongering yada yada hes going to be written like shit and his motive wont make any sense except might=right
    >"with this power i will blaze a trail to a new dawn"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would put 100 bucks down on there being a grape joke somewhere in the MSQ

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hes going to be written like shit and his motive wont make any sense except might=right
      hey, why not, this board likes to jerk off senator armstrong as a villain and he's all presentation and show, no depth

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's all presentation and show, no depth
        The same applies to Sephiroth, who is a terrible villain with nonsensical motivations but he works because the mystery surrounding to and buildup to him in the OG is perfection. And two terrific pieces of theme music.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          for sephiroth at least the fact that he's almost certainly an avatar of jenova by the time you meet him got lost in the english localization

          Been a few years since I played, but i really liked the message when you have fricking Godbert Manderville explaining to you can't save every refuge to Nanamo and attempting to do so would just earn you the ire of your population. Shit took such a 180 from what I had in my head it would be like playing Kingdom hearts and Goofy out of nowhere saying we shouldn't send foreign aid/food to Africa since warlords will just take it and use it for evil.

          jesse what the frick are you talking about

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think that just flew over the western fanbase heads.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              well obviously yeah how the frick was anybody in the west supposed to know that sony completely butchered the story in localizing it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a red herring and true villain is the Sharlayan-educated Miqo'te who Thancred and Urianger are working for.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry bro but the ouroboros snake was already covered in the pandaemonium raids, you see it in P12s during the savage transition

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Having it in the background at the birth of a new world doesn't cover anything, it's just another hint.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that snake alluded to in myth by a sharlayan researcher? showing up as a savage boss scrapes the lower floor of true godhood?
            >hm hm hm... meaningless. it's just a hint for the viper job

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not a hint for the Viper job, Viper is connected to the idea. It will use Lifestream magic because the snake is the ruler of the Lifestream.
              >Zidane, Melodies of Life

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spend entire questline helping this guy out and becoming friends with him and his sister
    >It ends with the sister having been a robot clone and the brother going insane and either getting sent to another world or having a hallucination and killing himself
    I wasn't expecting this i'll be honest...

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been a few years since I played, but i really liked the message when you have fricking Godbert Manderville explaining to you can't save every refuge to Nanamo and attempting to do so would just earn you the ire of your population. Shit took such a 180 from what I had in my head it would be like playing Kingdom hearts and Goofy out of nowhere saying we shouldn't send foreign aid/food to Africa since warlords will just take it and use it for evil.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game has several surprisingly conservative takes and I'm surprised the lefty homosexuals that live on Twitter don't screech more about it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i remember a streamer complaining about it when he got to it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't even 20 years ago when the left here in the states was anti immigration, they flipped in order to get more voters. Leftist in a lot of Asia are just conservatives with out the gun rights.

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its only the base game.
    And second Expansion.1rst 4th and 5th expansion are about stooping great evils.
    And all of the side content as In raid stories are also stooping great evils.

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Awhile ago I saw a picture of all the Grand Company Generals on the beach in thongs or something, it was an ass shot and I came buckets to it then never saved it
    Does anyone have it?

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean people like Star Trek as opposed to Star Wars.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any human who likes Star Wars as an adult is a total moron.

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was the best part

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>70% of the story is about political checks and balances and diplomacy
    god I wish

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that stormblood is included in the free version there is no reason to subscribe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's so baffling to me that Moenbryda and Papalymo got killed off, Lyse got written out, but the remaining Scions are now compeltely impervious.
      As much as I like Thancred and think I will enjoy the bro dynamic they're going for with Urianger in DT, I really think he should have died against Ran'jit in ShB to finish his arc. I can even understand Y'shtola getting off the hook multiple times because she hasn't really gotten an arc yet that merits her death.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just want to take Lyse with me again. She's dumb and will still work as the person who needs exposition dumped every time info comes in that the player needs to now. It's not like she's actually doing anything in Ala Mhigo besides being a cheerleader.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moenbryda might have been Maehiro struggling to write a female character without "she's been viciously raped. maybe more than once. imagine" being her primary personality and backstory so he just opted to kill her after she introduced white auracite
        Papalymo I think was them not knowing what to do with him and needing to give Lyse a cheap character motivation, then Y'shtola sucked out his Thaumaturge expertise like a spider
        Lyse bowing out when she did was pretty natural since the Ala Mhigan resistance has been her character motive since 1.X
        >I really think he should have died against Ran'jit
        That would be thematically meaningless, the point of that fight was he could only clash on even ground when his conviction regarding Ryne wasn't based entirely on projecting Minfilia and all of his own personal hangups and self-flagellant need to atone to F'lhaminn onto Ryne

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >personal hangups and self-flagellant need to atone to F'lhaminn onto Ryne
          I got confused there. Wasnt the entire Gooblue fiasco planned by F'lhaminn's Ni and his buddies?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Wasnt the entire Gooblue fiasco planned by F'lhaminn's Ni and his buddies?
            Yes, they meant to stop the goobbue and then use the clout to start a social movement against the Syndicate. The flowers she handed out were meant to make the goobbue unable to harm them, but it didn't exactly go as planned.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              So, why Thancred thinks he needs to atone to F'lhammin?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thancred blames himself for letting the false flag go down. He knew there was something going on which is why he was present at the parade but then he got distracted with two prostitutes and took them off to the side to frick, so he missed everything going to shit. He showed up to fight the goobbue but failed to kill it and it smashed Minfilia's dad.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just want to take Lyse with me again. She's dumb and will still work as the person who needs exposition dumped every time info comes in that the player needs to now. It's not like she's actually doing anything in Ala Mhigo besides being a cheerleader.

        The people who whined about Lyse have a lot to answer for. To my dick.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her behavior in SB and her constant fist clenching works when you remember she's still as dumb as she was when she was larping as Yda so her "why can't you all just join me and start punching Garleans, who cares about unnecessary things like chances of survival?" still works perfectly fine for her as she's a dumb bimbo.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He should have died when he was the only one with the balls to try and attack Meteion when we arrived to Ultima Thule as we were all being suffocated. Meteion should've just made him fricking explode infront of us in a way that wouldn't allow us to bring him back.

        OR, put some actual stakes in us getting body jacked by Zenos and make us actually fight some of the scions and kill them or grievously wound them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Papalymo wasnt sexy and the Japanese player base HAAAAAAAATED Moenbryda.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The whole went to shit. Moenbryda was one of the best not legacy characters.
        Every legacy character had a complete character change, besides Papalymo. And they killed him.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >muh Horsefart and Meonbryda get callbacks at least once an expansion
          >Papalymo got thrown under the bus, his sacrifice rendered meaningless within the same patch, and is completely fricking forgotten to this day
          It ain't right

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He got acknowledged in Aitiascope.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The whole went to shit. Moenbryda was one of the best not legacy characters.
            Every legacy character had a complete character change, besides Papalymo. And they killed him.

            ?t=132
            THIS is so much better than anything from ARR-EW

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh poor Yda... they played you dirty with the xpacs.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              1.0 had so much soul it is fricking unbelievable
              if only it wasn't such a godawful dogshit game

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                all of its soul was in opening cutscenes and talking to prostitutes in ul'dah

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cutscenes and talking to prostitutes in ul'dah
                Sounds just like modern XIV right now tbh

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                now your third eye opens
                and you realize that every 1.0 RETVRN poster is a moron

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                SQE pushed a too early release to rival with Cataclysm.
                There was an interview back at the Gamescom 2010 where some of the devs stated that the original release was planned for 2013.

                And now we have a horrible written VN with barebones gameplay. I'm only playing for my FC house and my bros (because good people make even a bad mmorpg somewhat fun).

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                1.X was also a horribly written VN with barebones gameplay. The XI devs sent off to make 1.X were outright incompetent, XI being good was an accident. It cannot go understated that XIV 1.0 was a fricking dumpster fire and its head was fired for good reason.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do you even design a MMO with menus being serverside and thinking that will work out?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                1.0 was anything but not horrible written. The dialogues were fun to read, the stories were also fun and way more grounded than the anime stuff we got with the later xpacs.
                And now with ShB/EW our game is finally low effort anime with the typical tropes.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what is it with morons being obsessed with the story being "grounded" when magic is introduced right out the fricking gate

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >magic means there are no rules!
                This is like the golem's mantra.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes morons are also obsessed with making up arguments and pretending anybody said them

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                there is a difference between grounded fantasy and going full anime with all the common tropes like ShB/EW

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                XIV was never grounded fantasy. You fight a golem piloted by a shadow ghost in Gridania almost immediately and then move on to the Amal'jaa god of fire.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wonder if they killed him off as they realized having somebody actually intelligent going with WoL, Lyse and Alisaie during early Stormblood would have resolved a lot of the issues that came up in the story.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro...

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Moenbryda's parents get named and an entire story bit
              >Papa's papa gets a sandwich.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Moonbreeder gets entire soliloqys from Urianger and voice acted scenes of reconciliation from her parents despite being a character for 1.5 patches
              >Papalymo gets a single yellow quest with no VA work

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because they clearly regret at least some of those deaths. Truth of the matter is, killing a character off means you can't get any more plotlines out of them (unless that character happens to be Emet-Selch, but that's a wierd case). Ishikawa has commented before on how she had plans for Moenbryda and meant for her to be a main Scion, but then another writer killed her off. Papalymo, as has been said by the others, has his sacrifice and death rendered meaningless and underwhelming almost immediately, proving that just killing a character because "Uhmm, it's about time isn't it?" is fricking stupid. Take this one with a grain of salt, but there's also the theory of how Minfilia was originally meant to have the "New Resistance leader" plotline because it fit her better character wise (also an ala mhigan refugee, actually had a role as a leader before entering SB, actually would have resulted in major changes to the Scions as a group if she retired in SB), which would also have meant a character death, once again, resulted in worse storytelling.

        So yeah, the reason you don't see the Scions dying left and right like mosquitos like they did during ARR/HW is that they've been constantly paying the consequences of killing them just because "Someone should die". Plus they just probably decided they had filled the quota back then anyway. It's true that it really felt like Thancred dying against Ran'jit would actually have been a fitting and appropiate death scene, but they decided to play it safe and now we just get to see what else does the character bring in the future.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ishikawa has commented before on how she had plans for Moenbryda and meant for her to be a main Scion, but then another writer killed her off.
          lol this means it really was maehiro being a misogynist

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't fricking believe Beastmaster is going to be a shitty limited job locked out of all relevant content and unable to do PvP. Fricking bullshit I hate this gay dev team so much.

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the same FF14 thread still up
    All cultists must be waifugayging on FF7 Demake threads

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cultists
      FOR THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      14onlies don't play other FF games.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and you don't play games at all, you waste all your time seething here

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They do, this slow burning thread is proof enough.

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BLUgays actually thought they were getting promoted to a full job when they announced this expansion was getting a Caster DPS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will be promoted with the update in 7.1, it's pretty much confirmed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody with a frontal lobe thought that. I am a feverish blue cultist and I can tell you anybody who thinks BLU should be a full job should be first in line for a fricking lobotomy. Not even for the actual things that would happen to it with homogenizing it into raid balance and new-spells-at-certain-levels-only prebaked skill lists (homogenization being something it already struggles with, (RESISTED) ) but because they need to get their filthy Black person hands out of my optional side-content.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you imagine if BLU ended up being another job where you dumped all your stuff in buff windows every two minutes and then returned to a filler rotation? The horror...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please don't try to start an argument with me over something I agreed with in the post you're quoting.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you didn't read his post at all

            BLU's last limited content update is in 7.1
            BST is replacing it because that's how this dev team works, they will not do both at once

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >BLU's last limited content update is in 7.1
              >BST is replacing it because that's how this dev team works
              Yes we get it you're stupid.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick.......... he posted gigachad............. owari da...........

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you didn't read his post at all

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    New JP braindead strat just dropped.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it all makes sense now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      explain

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Israel Ala Mhigo?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ala Mhigo is Turkey inhabited by Scots.
      You might say Corvos is Israel if you accept that Garleans are israeli analogues in some regards. They're originally a wandering people from the Near East, persecuted by everyone they've ever come into contact with, and their ruler is an Ascian with a Hebrew name.

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like the writers forgot that Urianger and Thancred are family to the Leveilleurs. Thancred was adopted by Louisoix so he should be like Fourchenault's brother, and Urianger is a servant of their household who was like an uncle to Alphinaud and Alisaie. And yet neither of the two are acknowledged at all by the Leveilleurs in EW.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fourchenault seems like he would've been a teenager or young adult when thancred was adopted

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thancred was adopted when he was 12, so 20 years ago. I don't know off the top of my head how old Fourchenault is now, but that sounds about right.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they new writers don't nothing about the game and don't give a shit. They force their own story into the game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Krile is meant to be an ampath but the writers have completely forgotten

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They haven't, being a plot device for aether or sharlyan bullshit is why she exists

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a clusterfrick and didn't really work but man those 1.0 retainer marketplaces were pure SOVL

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the El Piss Emet looks exactly the same as the 'Garlean' Emet besides the hair cut?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why that is is established almost immediately with emet's introduction as a character

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garlean Emet applied face hammering surgery to Solus' face to look like before. Couldn't do anything about the hair.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Emet tells you he can mold vessels to look however he wants them to

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