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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These are bot threads right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's Barry trying to get the WoW mod to start going nuclear on XIV threads again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP here i'm trans btw 🙂

      I like ffxiv. I'm trans btw dont know if that matters

      The fact that this puts you on full tilt, Barry, brings me great satisfaction

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My name is Jack

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mr. Offinside?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a woman(male) just like my xivsisters

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP here i'm trans btw 🙂

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like ffxiv. I'm trans btw dont know if that matters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dont know if that matters
      Nah, it doesn't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's where you are wrong.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prove you are not a mad wow cuck and post something positive about xiv.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    comfy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the way of the clip

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What sword is that? Don't recognize the skin.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          rlly sorry anon but it's the Yamato mod
          https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/4780

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >universalis is dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, what? How is it dead?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This website universalis.app/ is currently offline. Cloudflare's Always Online™ shows a snapshot of this web page from the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. To check for the live version, click Refresh.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, so just an outage then. Not the end of the world. My israeliteery can continue.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >When Gaius showed up
    Nope, we were just being gays that day, Gaius has always been my bro, the only reason WE fought Gaius was because my waifus were nagging me to do it and would not leave me alone to do my crafting. Zenos is a total bro, and when there's no one around we can totally bro it up and fight to the death. You never heard of a bromance ? Fricking homosexual.
    t. Warrior of Light, Champion of Eorzea

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PvP is trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're that one little b***h I spam nice job at every match, ain't you ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's not wrong though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not, since messages are team wide. PvP is objective garbage though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Depends are you a moronic whm, bottom of damage with like 5 deaths every game while you scream "push the crystal" as you heroically evaporate 1v5 like you've got anime ops playing in your head instead of waiting on respawns?

        If so enjoy that ignore marker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this.

      You're that one little b***h I spam nice job at every match, ain't you ?

      I spam nice job every match too. Hit crystal first season, grinded the mount for this one and am not touching it again till .3.
      League of Legends is moronic and a cancer on the competitive multiplayer genre, and CC is essentially aram in terms of design and worth.
      only morons like FFXIV's multiplayer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This anon knows what's up. I got to crystal in the first week or two before most knew what the frick was going on and now you are either saddled with trash or play against cheaters, there is no middle ground. I thought it couldn't get any worse, but it certainly did, back then you could have close fights that would go back and forth, now it's just either one side gets instantly destroyed or the other.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          there's so much more wrong with CC than just the design that inevitably results in this structure of game flow.
          It's also buggy as frick, which doesn't help anything. As if you needed examples, it's now meta to hook Warrior's group stun on corners so you stun without exposing yourself to a catch.
          Total trash

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My favorite is still when you cleanse and right after three more cc effects land on you because the netcode of this game is dogshit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >CC revolves around WAR and WHM
            >Both got buffed in 6.2
            It's crazy how well the devs get this game

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But I am a cultist and i dearly love the game!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    New waifu getto, trannies mald and seethe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now that the fujo is no longer the main writer we might actually start having girls (female) lustinf after the WoL.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good: How old content is always doable thanks to level sync. More MMOs should do this. I would love to run Kara in wow classic, but with WOTLK around the corner that content is as good as dead
    Bad: The glam and housing systems. They could have fixed one of them with the island sanctuary but they didn't.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Gaius
    >Gankerault
    >Lahabrea
    What's with xiv and daddy issues?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Midgardsormr
      >Gosetsu
      >Edmont
      >Thancred/Ranjit
      >Varis
      The only consistently good father I can think of is Godbert.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Talking shit about my man Edmont? And Gosetsu? The frick is your problem?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're both sad dads, so they can join the list. Edmont fricked around and almost ruined his family's standing by having a bastard son. Gosetsu subjected the doman people to emotional trauma by insisting that the kami spared yotsuyu so she could live, while also selfishly projecting his dead daughter onto her. I love the guy, but he's flawed.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the doman people
            Wasn't it established in the same patch that they're subhuman animals well deserving of imperial domination and total slavery ? Just like the Chinese IRL.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yotsuyu didn't even have it that bad when compared to other places in Eorzea.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the literal rapeslave didn't have it so bad
                ?????

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you were captured by the sastasha pirates, you were either kept in the dungeon as rapemeat or given to the sagahin to become one of the drowned.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The "drowned" weren't even a thing until we wiped out Sastasha the first time but left all the bodies behind. That was *our* fault.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Either way, the pirates were kidnapping people and giving them to the sahagin. Same goes for the Amaljaa, imagine your buddy in the flames goes on a routine patrol in south thanalan, goes missing, then ambushes and kills you later as a tempered.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the 'drowned' are what leviathan's tempered thralls called themselves

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes they were. The Drowned have been a thing since he was first summoned 15 years ago. Merlwyb's father was among the first. Even when he wasn't summoned they used Leviathan's ambient aether in their drowning pools to temper other pirates. The Serpent Reavers were already Drowned before you went to Sastasha.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The only reason you think that way is because Yotsuyu got screentime.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Edmont fricked around and almost ruined his family's standing by having a bastard son
            You just described the entire population of Ishgard

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes but he let himself get bullied by the upper class. It's been a while, but isn't the whole reason house Fortemps is still a thing is because he was chummy with the head of another house?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn i wanna parse on EX but this feeling on how mad i will be when the homosexuals die in any part of the fight and i die because of them just stops me to start.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I feel the same I love parsing EX. I'm also transgender

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >putting up auctions
    >roulette pops
    >can't continue putting auctions up while waiting for other people to accept the queue
    when will these slant eyed fricks fix their shitty game

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should I join a static for this tier? There are still quite a bunch looking for more players and this week pugging Unreal and the EX trial makes me want to never touch PF ever again but the statics I ran with on 6.0 were barely any better but at least the improvement was kind of consistent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's way too late to join any decent static. They're all prepared for tonight. You're better off PFing at savage release at this point.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        100 days of playtime and I JUST NOW figure out you can dye glam slots without actually dying the gear.

        Also, house selling is against ToS right? has anyone ever tried buying one for a ton of gil or am I stuck in gambling hell forever?

        what does being inside a lala feel like

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          now you got me thinking

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          salty milk and coins

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          soft and squishy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it's way too late to join any decent static.
        I don't think this is true tbh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how do I find a decent static anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The only real answer is you make one. I joined a bad one and slowly changed it to a decent one.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Tomorrow start checking PF for statics that need to fill in for a missing member. Go in and get cozy with them.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Go in and get cozy with them.
              My static do tryouts. Any static willing to accept any shitter that joins is bound to failure

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sorry dude but this game is not that difficult
                morons can clear anything just fine

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                moron

                Performance during the fill-in is the tryout.

                Yes actually. Last guy we recruited we went to E8S to see how he went.
                You can't allow morons in your group if you're a serious static progging. I kicked more than a fair share of shitters who slowed us down during P3S.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, they can't. The game isn't hard, but there are people actually that bad at the game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Performance during the fill-in is the tryout.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            look for one tonight since a ton of statics will realize one of their members can't commit
            or on the day of, try filling for other statics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Had a static last tier, resolved to PF this tier. Being restricted to playing this much or that little is not for me. I only work a couple hours a day so as stupid as PF is I have the time to throw at it and will then finish before any midcore static in terms of days

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it too much to ask for us to be able to impregnate every female in this game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >We will NEVER romance an NPC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you sure ?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, you can't just have a romance with your mother

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not blood related, does not count.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure she is super mega dead with zero chance of her coming back

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure she and the rest of the Ancients are just waiting in G'raha's original timeline just waiting to be plucked from there and into our timeline like ripe fruit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Frick yeah, let's go, fujo time is over. Comfy adventures with waifus incoming.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                XIV needs to take a cue from XI and have a feeder slampig wife like Arciela.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Comfy adventures with waifus incoming.
                Oh you poor delusional bastard.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >that gif
                No, fujokawa is out so no more pretty boys, don't even try to imply that, we're the Warrior of Light, I think we of ALL people deserve some chill times with qts.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >so no more pretty boys
                >Varshon now has a cute adult body
                >the catboy from the rising event
                >even Zero looks like a dude
                I hate to break this to you buddy, but she wasn't the only fujo on the writing team.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >>even Zero looks like a dude
                Turns out morons were wrong.
                An anon ripped her model. Face is entirely custom, not a male viera.
                Body is not male midlander, it's female beneath the armor. It's the armor that makes it look like she's got no breasts.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Zero doesn't look like a dude
                >you just have to rip her model and remove all of her clothing first
                b***h looks like a man and has male animations. Hopefully, the dragon b***h gets a female form that actually looks female.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Hopefully, the dragon b***h gets a female form that actually looks female.
                She will, but her voice will be masculine-presenting because it's about time. 🙂

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So basically she will be Dr. Girlfriend?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There has never ever been a cute malera

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't find Erenville cute then you need a new set of eyes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I do, but I meant male aura

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You haven't seen Vtra's newest adult body then.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Blessed be the gorgeous sexy maleras.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >gorgeous sexy maleras.

                >universalis is dead

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's the universally agreed ugly face option for male aura tbh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i don't get it. Who like manbreasts? Fujos?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Women do actually, most (read: most) just don't like gyno breasts.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody does, and they're disgusting degenerates if they do.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                found the virgin

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why are maleras such lewd bawds?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They can't help it, they were given bodies that are built to breed. Those hips and thighs, the wide shoulders and chest, that slim torso connecting them. Sexual machines.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >sexy maleras
                lmao, ugliest male race in the entire game with face 1 being the most common for a good fricking reason

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why do the unimportant NPCs get uglier and uglier? Nothing has topped the Black person bunny with the shades from the bozja questline but they're really trying.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ???
                I love her

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                fricking gross

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                everyone loves her thou

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All Viera NPCs are grotesque in my opinion. Players too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Uimet is really fricking cute though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That one was an exception

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What did you expect from a race that's worse than Hitler.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Ganguro Viera
                >Black person

                Frick you mutts and your Black personbrain

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Kiryu
                >Varis
                >Groomer
                >Italian mafia

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kiryu is a thousand miles ahead of any race in this game, let alone an au ra

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They are precious treasures to be protected and nurtured.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The last two seasonal events forced us to hang out with miqo males; fujos are still pulling the strings. Hope you like Zero cuz we're not getting anymore girls until 7.0 if we're lucky.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ishikawa is a great writer, I'll miss her but I like having 2n best Scion and Y'shtola be on the spotlight for a change

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We akready got that with Stormblood and everyone hated it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It'd be nice if we had more custom deliveries with some other prominent NPCs, only instead of crafting/gathering you can do some talking mini-games (parley comes to mind) or something to raise friendship

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yoshida already said your headcanon is valid. Your WoL is fricking whoever you want them to frick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure he only said that so people would stop annoying him about it tbh

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He encouraged it when people were calling Alisae & Alphinaud Waifu/Husbando by saying, "well be sure to pay respects to their parents."

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That was a joke tbh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's half and half but mostly

                The official stance is make up whatever the frick you want who cares, stop bothering the developers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So its canon that my WoL is fricking Fordola and cucking Arenvald? Based.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The official stance is make up whatever the frick you want who cares, stop bothering the developers

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Good. Sex with Alisaie. But not like the other OCucks that have to "grow her up first". That's just being a groomer with extra steps.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                post the REST

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what this guy said

                post the REST

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              More like they refuse to give the players what they ask for and instead validate their wants the laziest way they can

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which is perfectly okay because being able to date NPCs is the stupidest fricking thing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                terrible taste. Get out of my genre

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >terrible taste for thinking dating NPCs is shit
                lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's all canon.
            My WoL is a bawd that will add anyone and anything to their harem. If it had a pulse at one point and can speak to him he's fricking it.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this so much its unreal kupo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The truth is, the game was rigged from the start

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh god PLEASE don't cuck me again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's over.
      3 lines never ever.
      I will never forgive the japanese.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it bugs me that they're random, like homie aren't you the one putting the stickers into your book in the first place

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The WoL likes eating crayons, the stickers land wherever he feels like.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            if it wasn't random then 3 lines would not be worth the rewards.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well yeah we know, it's just stupid system. If you knew you could get a big reward from 3 lines and were given the option to place all stickers yourself you would get 3 lines all the time.
              But apparently this is too difficult to do for our in-game avatar.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        exact same shit happend to me last week, if the last sticker would have landed right it would have been my first 3 line trails

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when the frick is the maintence holy moly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No maintenance. Savage is fully datamined and TPS beat it on private server already. Be ready to witness the shortest savage race ever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So what time does the raid become enterable? 3 AM PDT like usual?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cor.
    What is this and why does that dumb cat keep saying it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a british thing, just an method of expression.
      Like a lot of brit-speak, gets incorporated into pirate-speak.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Like a lot of brit-speak, gets incorporated into pirate-speak.
        'Cause "pirate speak" is entirely based off one dude from Cornwall playing up his accent for the camera.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      COR BLIMEY THIS 'ERE YANK FINKS 'E CAN TAWK AW PROPAH LOIKE

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://imgur.com/a/wHv9Mb2
    P8 p2 if anyone cares.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That phase transition effect looks kino

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love the bunnies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As usual, your mods are shit, and that bunny is hideous.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That looks horrible.

        Thank you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Needs bigger boobs and ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That looks horrible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As usual, your mods are based, and that bunny is delicious.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any reason why on the new gathering nodes it sounds like everyone is hitting the "Luck of the" skill to find hidden items?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/subject/Prove%20you're%20not%20an%20XIV%20cultist/
    you know what to do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, I don't. What am I meant to do with this knowledge, anon?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If nobody can enter my island, I can't be reported for this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The mammets

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reported 🙂

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You don't parse?? you must be a shitter
    >Oh you parse?? you must be a troony
    Why is Ganker like this? I don't get it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why are you looking for the validation of others on a Mongolian basket weaving forum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only trannies care if you parse
      If you don't parse trannies will call you a shitter

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lalafells are really cute.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    face 4 moonies are the best

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post P8S 2nd form

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Waaah Zenos was mean to Garlemald waaaah-- aack!

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I met a lot of cute trans people through this game

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >three separate XIV hate/bait threads on the catalog right now
    Interdasting

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to do my reclears bros.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was I the only person that didn't know Themis was Elidibus? Because he's so darn cute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, you might be dumb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, since everyone was talking about it right after the first tier was out, so you both missed the in-game hints and the whole discussion online.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There were a few anons who were like "DURR WHY IS THEMIS WEARING WHITE" and insisting he wasn't Elidibus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have no doubt that the devs didn't mean for it to be a shock reveal for the player, only the player character. Elidibus' small form had a white robe, and Themis' voiced cutscene after the credits was the same voice actor. He's very distinct.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it's even meant to be a shock to the player character. Literally just Eric. And I guess Hephaistos.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot there was even a voiced scene for the raid story
        Nice to have more voiced bosses again tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How does this happen? People even failed to realize back when Zenos was in the body of that resistance dude searching for his 'friend'.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        my favorite was the lore master pyromancer not figuring out that fandaniel had possessed Zodiark when you were fighting him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon he speaks in the post credits scene with Elidibus's voice and he's named after the goddess of balance. There were people here arguing that he wasn't Elidibus though for some stupid fricking reason.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Needs to be a fourth panel where it's a close-up of her mouth as she rushes in to devour you.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Got my EX Barbra clear, that was a really fun EX. Way frickin better than Birdb***h EX, no idea how or why they dropped the ball so hard on that shitshow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only part of the fight I hate is during the bayonetta hair tethers with dodging the mini tornadoes. When one tornado goes perfectly through the meetup spot for the enumeration. Can't figure that out, trying to follow behind it makes me a half second too late for the stack.

      I have no doubt that the devs didn't mean for it to be a shock reveal for the player, only the player character. Elidibus' small form had a white robe, and Themis' voiced cutscene after the credits was the same voice actor. He's very distinct.

      Even then, WoL has an option to be like "yeah I figured"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can stand literally right at the edge of the circle and the tornado will miss you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wish Pixel Perfect was working, it would help immensely for that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I wish I could cheat, cheating would make things much easier

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              God damn right. Played this game since 2010, and I love making various things easier and less annoying. Need to cap tomes? Have it run Trusts overnight while I sleep..
              Saint of the Firmament, Necromancer, and World-Class Troller done EZ with MMOMinion. (Necro not so much, cause would still have to manually execute).
              Actually I just realized that Moogle Telegraphs can enable the pixel for me too. Thanks for helping me remember!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah there's some slight RNG there that can make it bullshit. It's probably better to just eat the tornado and take a single death instead of trying some convoluted dodge.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can stay near the center of the hair circle until the middle aoe appears, that'll stop you from dealing with 2 close shave tornadoes. There's space for you to fit between the edge of the circle and the tornado, it's intended.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love kitty feets!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there is something else about kitty I love her butt

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny seeing how moronic and nonsensical the story gets. This is the only game I know where even the character's don't pretend death means anything anymore and just shrug it off because they know the person who just died will come back in 2 quests. Shit's actually just dragonball at this point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually disappointed that they lost their balls after heavensward in regards to main character death. Even in heavensward, Nanamo surviving felt like a bit of an asspull, but it was outweighed by haurchefant, ysayle, and papalymo. Since then we've pretty much only had minfilia, and she's been as good as dead since the bloody banquet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It feels like the writer killed Nanamo and Yoshida said "oh shit Black, what are you doing?" and fixed it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It feels like the writer killed Nanamo and Yoshida said "oh shit Black, what are you doing?" and fixed it.
          And that was a good thing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm actually disappointed that they lost their balls after heavensward in regards to main character death. Even in heavensward, Nanamo surviving felt like a bit of an asspull, but it was outweighed by haurchefant, ysayle, and papalymo. Since then we've pretty much only had minfilia, and she's been as good as dead since the bloody banquet.

          Nanamo's survival was never an asspull but you have to have played 1.0 to understand why. The moment they showed Lolorito conspiring with the maid afterwards it was obvious to me that he used the coma poison. Back in 1.0 there was a conspiracy between Teledji and Fyrgeiss to try and scare another Syndicate member, Eolande, into giving up her seat because she had royalist opinions. To do that, they invented a new poison and started dosing her son so he would fall into comas for weeks at a time. Lolorito took it upon himself to intervene and financed a cure for the poison. But in the end he couldn't save Eolande because they went and assassinated her under the cover of the Calamity. He still watches over the son like his family. If you've been around a few years, the son is the doctor in the Ul'dah childrens' hospital.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They actually managed to keep the tension high in shadowbringers without killing anyone, but it's just bonkers to me that none of the scions died in endwalker, and everything just sorted itself out with the power of friendship. Even Matsya and the baby making it out okay felt like a middle finger, just as it was threatening to become emotionally investing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Part of the whole reason why Heavensward felt so hype was because of 2.55 making everyone VERY angry at Lolorito after losing 90% of our friends in one go. Shadowbringers felt similar back when we didn't know why everyone was collapsing and it was taking a considerable toll on the morale of the remaining scions. Endwalker just didn't scratch any of these itches.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Characters collapsing out of nowhere to force the plot to progress is such an overdone and boring trope.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post your plates

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know its basic but I like basic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is a hole in your mind anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bless you anon you're the first person to get the reference

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly I wouldn't have bothered, but its a hell of a line and thank you for reminding me I need to completely legally watch that show again by buying it for hundreds of dollars online, legally.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is a hole in your mind anon.

        my associates would like to help you with that

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    uuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm is puddingway based or reddit

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How long until the new crafted sets stop being buttfrickingly expensive?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not until after Savage actually comes out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 more weeks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bought 7 pieces for MB price and pentamelded it for 2-3mil on sunday
      What the frick do you mean expensive

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I invested too much on the Elvaancoin but it's not skyrocketing
        I only have 3m now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >300k per piece
      >expensive
      Let me guess: you started with shadowbringers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon I'm sorry to tell you but everything that costs more than 1 gil is too expensive. Number HAS to go up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. How do I make big money?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Level crafters and rip people off on patch days. Alternatively run treasure maps and sell the mats

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Leves 60k a day
          Dailies 55k a day
          Challenge log, materials, materia, desynth trial weapons.
          Bunny Fates are STILL 10k/25k/100k and Eureka mounts still sell.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Dailies 55k a day
            wait what

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, if you have extra money IRL for leisure, just order from g2g.com or something. 10 million gil for like 9 bucks about.
          They come up to you, trade you, then leave. That's it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Level crafters
          Suffer through Eureka grind
          Doing maps for an hour or two with friends nets 100k+ raw gil for everyone, potentially way more on rare drops or hitting the final room

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Work from home
          While at work sent your retainers on quick explorations every hour.
          Turn in the gear at your grand company for points to get more ventures so they pay themselves.
          Nets you a million like every 2-4 days depending on your luck. White and black dye from a container is nearly a million gil. Some glamour also goes for insane prices. Other times you get gear you can sell for like 100.000 gil.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you don't wanna bother with crafting, which can end up costing you more than you'll actually get in return for a while, just level a gatherer. A surprising amount of people don't have gatherers leveled or are just too lazy to gather themselves, so you can make some pretty good money by just selling raw mats that are on high demand, such as the ones used for the crafted gear right now. It's not easy money though, you will spend a lot of time gathering if you want to make some actual cash.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >waste your life competing with the bots

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      man this fricking set looks snazzy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pity it's not for RDM.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quick, anons
    Yoshi-P has manifested in /your/ house, and tells you that if you don't give him a set of trials (references to older games or not) that are befitting of a New World/Meracydia expansion, he will behead you live on the next live letter.
    What do you tell him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FIX THE FRICKING GAME LAG

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Easy
      >Mercydia
      Crystal Chronicles trial series to cleanse an area taken over by Miasma.
      >New World
      Elementals from Mystic Quest, to help a forest from deforestation. Big CS climax is riding the giant tree.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meteor parasite bosses from Crystal chronicles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a set of trials
      >befitting of a [...] Meracydia expansion
      well he already did my job for me didn't he

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A 24-man raid where we have to infiltrate Freddy Fazbears Mega Pizza Plex and stop William Afton from obtaining the full power of remnant. The bosses are the Fazbear quartet, DJ Music Man, Daycare Attendant, Vanessa/Vanny, and finally William Afton/Burntrap. All the music is tracks from the FNAF series, with DJ Music Man having six phases to go with the six parts of his boss theme.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >New World
      The Naakuals

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Adoulin would be quite fun in XIV. If anything but for the rage about Pioneering.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >forced to aid in colonization for several weeks to progress the MSQ

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post memes

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did my machinist just run towards the giant monster instead of shooting it when the president of india was being eaten

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry no fighting for your char in cutscenes. Not even in job quests

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I can't play DRG for MSQ anymore. Watching Estinien shit all over you as DRG is heartbreaking

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >frontline queue pops
    >cant eat buff food while waiting for the queue
    >cant eat buff food once in the frontline
    nice game..

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fricken zeevies man Ganker is a WoW board

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Come and hear Endwalker's new album, we have
    >Animal Crossing
    >FFIV wank
    >Evanescence
    >Lahabrea's greatest hits
    >Soken recently played DMC3

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking give up on barb EX. This shit is actually too hard for PF.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just set the ilvl to 605

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. You unironically kill 2 whole minutes before enrage and skip almost all of p4.

        most important why do they pick such dogshit strats like moving the entire fricking party south for for the stack instead of just staying north where we stop rotating and letting the tanks run out, what fricking moron decided it was a better idea have an entire party move when we already stop at a cardinal.

        Don't forget true north p1 which is responsible for so many pointless deaths.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          TN removes a lot of the thinking in P1, and too much thinking kills PFs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why would you make people calculate their position relative to the boss when you could just have them go to the same marker every single time?
          boss relative is full moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            melee positionals, moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Oh no my epic barse will suffer!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Melee positionals haven't mattered in years anon. It's time to move on.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >literally like one positional in a fight that CONSTANTLY fricks over melee positionals regardless of whether you use TN or relative

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What kind of positionals is even needed in Barb EX? Progged it with FC over the weekend, the only thing that really call for it is the gather north on the clockwise run around after the smash, and the second double flare + stack where you want to just prep the positional beforehand since she blocks the middle

              Everything else is just reacting to her stance on the Hair Raid. I'm not understanding all these PF True North/Boss relative argument because I'm not fricking seeing where it'd even be an issue

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you need it when you get donut>spread and the stack>spreads in phase 2/4

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Couldn't you just assign position in the beginning and just have everyone stay on their cardinal/intercard?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes, that's what TN is

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah but thats too hard for pf for some reason

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he wants to do that but based on the random direction the boss is facing because otherwise it is theoretically possible he might lose 30 potency for a single gcd if he burned all his positional ignoring mechanics and sprint in advance and got a NW/NE position

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and his rotation happened to be on the single GCD that actually had a positional.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why do people feel the need to do parsetrannies shit on farm PF?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                because the actual parsing PFs have an even higher degree of insane morons who will wipe a good run if they ghost and drift something by 0.1s

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it's amazing how no matter how dumbed down melee gets melee players still are too stupid to play it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't bother arguing with ranged sub humans, they literally can't follow the boss around

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stop! You're scaring the meleetards!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's for when she jumps to the wall and during the gay circles

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              t. reaper player

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Play healer, anon. There's a good chance you are wiping because your healers don't know how to triage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No issues on primal, which is saying something; what kinda convoluted shit are they trying to pull wherever you play?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anon are you ok?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus christ man it wasn't even out for a week. Get help ASAP.

          they upped the totem drop rate to 2 per kill, it's not that much

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I though that was just for endsinger.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's still 50 runs dude. plus any learning attempts, god damn bruh.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus christ man it wasn't even out for a week. Get help ASAP.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I saw people with 100 totems already by the third day, some people just don't rest I guess

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Even with the upgraded amount of totems you get, I get exhausted doing 5 runs of this fight in one sitting. I cleared on the second night and then the third night I did a farm session but took a break after 10 totems.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >stacking 7 people on 1 side during wall spreads because????
        >making the entire party move south during flares when you end north because???
        >never going back to clock spots for her SHES FAST aoes so shes zooming around the entire arena while people run around like headless chickens
        >can't dodge tornadoes
        >constantly free styling
        it's fricking hell on earth, im sick and tired of day 1 strats people need to fricking learn true north and fricking deal with it cause boss relative for a fight like this is fricking moronic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          7 people on 1 side during wall spreads because????
          you have to do this though? if you mean the sword slash

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the swordslash/spreads yeah, there are people that legit dont understand you can fit 4 people on each side.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You have enough time to adjust after the cone, you can just wing it. Everyone freaks out and either runs into the slash or each other.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and you know what is better than just fricking winging it? going to assigned spots so you arent running around like a fricking moron. it's NOT hard.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You have enough time to adjust after the cone, you can just wing it. Everyone freaks out and either runs into the slash or each other.

              Reaper's teleport has been a godsend for that. You get to greed while she's getting ready to dash in, and get a free out after the slash happens. I never once got clipped by anyone else's aoe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how many mount drops have you seen

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          4. Never rolled higher than 60 but I got enough coffers for all but 2 jobs.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It emulates what WoW used to be during it's peak (MoP)
    You're not forced to do anything other than msq.
    If you want to raid all you gotta do is buy crafted gear out of the auction house and go have fun.
    You're not forced to grind anything like modern WoW.
    Housing is really cool.
    That being said...

    >community is a bunch of gay and moronic carebears, e-girls,trannies etc (more than any other game out there)
    >game is extremely clunky, requiring xiv alexander and a vpn to barely work.
    >default UI is garbage like WoW
    >default FOV is atrocious (can be fixed through cammy)
    >weeb trash everywhere (personal preference here, i just don't dig anime)
    >dungeons are hot garbage, all of them
    >classes are all purely rotation based, break it and you will feel like killing yourself, (i prefer purely priority based rotations)
    >bosses are boring, mechanics are stupid and unfun to do (wow also suffers from this, to a lesser extent)

    TL:DR
    Game is fricking great for playing casually and fricking about.
    It sucks for playing hardcore, stick to WoW for that.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is pf just INCABLE of spread mechanics for barb, i'm so glad i got my weapon with my static

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      most important why do they pick such dogshit strats like moving the entire fricking party south for for the stack instead of just staying north where we stop rotating and letting the tanks run out, what fricking moron decided it was a better idea have an entire party move when we already stop at a cardinal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        eceleb idiots that post quick and poorly thought guides for quick views and everyone use these to the point of pf being incapable of changing strats.
        I hate Ilya, Mr Hapoy and all these idiots, have a good day

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >homosexual hectorson doesn't even show a second of actual footage in the guides and somehow everyone ends up using them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Both Barb and Sephirot have baits and spreads to destroy PF groups

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I shouldn't have posted in the last FFXIV thread that I didn't see you today, OP

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >join 5 "farm" parties for new ex
    >none of them got past first flares
    I just wanted one more weapon without using totems

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Join party
      >Clear
      >Nobody leaves, same 8 people in the same jobs and positions
      >The next 5 pulls never get her to 50%
      I don't know what it is about this fight specifically that makes people shit themselves so consistently but she's something special. Otherwise why would half of the PF listings be just bickering about the slightest strat difference?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because the strats that people are using in pf just make the fight harder for no reason, so much unnecessary movement for a fight where you can legit stand still for 80% of it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's true of like 70% of all PF strats though. I have never seen a chino out this bad about them before

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've found one good party yesterday and we killed it 8 or so times but then one healer had to leave.
        Instead of just filling in or passing party leader to someone else, guy disbanded entire party even when rest was willing to go again.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i love visual novels

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Post your praise of the game
    Dark Knights are cool, wish WoW's DKs were a bit more like FF14's DRKs both in mechanics and lore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WoW deathknights used to be so cool. then they just got gay and sad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wish WoW's DKs were a bit more like FF14's DRKs
      The solution is to just not play WoW

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The solution is to just not play WoW
        already stopped after Legion more or less

        Current dark knight is a crude imitation of its former self.

        what was it like before then?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Darkside was a toggle stance that raised your damage but drained your mp. Unmend and unleash used to cost mp so if you mismanaged your mp you couldn't pull or aoe. Dark arts was an ogcd that ate 1/4 of your mp to augment some of your abilities. Blood price was a cooldown that would give you some mp back every time you got hit, and sole survivor put a mark on an enemy and restored your hp/mp if it died before the timer ran out.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Reprisal was once exclusive to DRK, did damage, and could have near 100% uptime, but it could only be done after parrying.

            this sounds cool why did they remove it...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It was very cool and edgy, but in practice you just mashed dark arts a bunch. The blood weapon window was pretty similar to what it is now, very hectic.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because you just made DRK mandatory

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Basically? The culture of it FFXIV players. In 3.X DRK was more or less "supposed" to main tank and PLD was "supposed" to off tank but people didn't like being assigned roles like that (and PLD had a lot of issues anyway) and then you'd get diva DRKs who would only main tank for seconds at a time to proc their buffs and then Shirk to the WAR so they could chase shiny parses and not have to do tank stuff. It was messy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tanks didn't have Shirk in 3.X

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're right, my mistake, but the point remains they would do these partial swaps and generally refuse to hold hate.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                WAR was generally the MT anyway because they did so much damage they could hold aggro without tank stance

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Too much of a good thing. Dark Arts was sick and fun, so in SB they said "people like that, let's give them more" and then made it so you pressed Dark Arts every GCD and it was annoying and bloated and nobody liked it anymore so they axed it going into ShB and 5.0 was them setting tanks and healers to easy mode anyway because player counts were imbalanced across roles so lots of changes came all at once and all of them were dumb. That's why everyone expected a rework in EW, because DRK has been reworked every expansion until this one where it was so much the same that it was seen as a problem lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >player counts were imbalanced across roles
                Is that why only tanks get unique mounts?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They removed the drain on Darkside so it only turned off your passive regen and then you had so much free MP you were effectively mashing Dark Arts nonstop
              Could've been solved with a cooldown or moving Dark Arts to blood, or making it only add secondary effects instead of straight damage, but they just scrapped it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reprisal was once exclusive to DRK, did damage, and could have near 100% uptime, but it could only be done after parrying.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          DRK had Eukrasia back in 3.0, but it was called Darkside and it had a sick animation

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Darkside was a toggle stance that raised your damage but drained your mp. Unmend and unleash used to cost mp so if you mismanaged your mp you couldn't pull or aoe. Dark arts was an ogcd that ate 1/4 of your mp to augment some of your abilities. Blood price was a cooldown that would give you some mp back every time you got hit, and sole survivor put a mark on an enemy and restored your hp/mp if it died before the timer ran out.

          Oh and they used to have a separate dot called scourge and delirium was an alternate combo finisher to souleater. They also had another combo chain for enmity, but it got deleted. Only souleater now. RIP power slash.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Current dark knight is a crude imitation of its former self.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is everyone being mean to each other in pf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The dirty boss relative plebs cant stop seething over True North Chad's clear rates so they lash out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you ever do boss relative anyway? It's much easier to just look at a marker and stick to that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The real answer is map relative for spread, boss relative for stack. Problem is, PF can only handle one strat at a time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You have a goddamn hour for stacks so it's incredibly easy to just wing it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do Crystalkeks really?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >True North
        But there aren't even any positionals left

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sextoko

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why yes I do pop True North if I can't hit a positional. What does that have to do with the fight?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what's wrong with true north for the spread tbh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's a few people who can't look at the map or markers so the only way they can do things is boss relative.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the people who want to do relative can't do that either they always frick it up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >EU and JP
        >True North except for stacks, it came naturally and no one complained
        >NA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Plebs can't into looking at a compass. The education system has failed to the point that not only are people incapable of pointing north IRL, they can't locate it in a video game

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Godspeed, Pabs

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Fat CHAD
    >virgin cuddly kitten
    It's SAD to see other games try so hard to copy XIV

    also omegalul at the other xiv troll threads up with 0 responses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that both wow and gw2 tried to combat 6.2 launch with f2p and steam release respectively

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I knew about GW2 doing that shit but didn't heard about WoW going full F2P. It's great to see them struggle to stay relevant. It only pushes XIV to do more to remain on the top. Even though they aren't really competing from their own mismanagment and estrogen induced moronation from Anet and Bnet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not full f2p but they had like a shadow lands f2p event on the same day as 6.2 release

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they just gave out Shadowlands for free to anyone who's ever bought an expansion

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're starting to look like the cultist, to be honest

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shit flinging over "optimal" strats and shit
    >Melees could possibly miss 1 positional bonus, depending on how things go
    >When it would cost you like 10 potency
    >If you forget to hit the "ignore positional" button
    >On one of the softest DPS checks we've had in a while
    These are the same buttholes who don't even have Feint on their bar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically why would I have feint on my hot bar. I have not used this button since I unlocked it in ARR.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        feint is only really useful during savage and ultimates it's a lot of mitigation but it doesnt hurt to throw it on there to help bad healers during ex's

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to skip 5.2
    >miss shiva kino
    >skip 5.3
    >miss WoL kino
    >skip 6.2
    >miss the best trial in years
    why does this keep happening to me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you need to stop skipping patches

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i get burnt out
        last time I subbed (2ish months ago) i was just logging in to prog ucob every day and then logging off

        >unsubbing from xiv
        Just keep subbed even if you play once a week. It's worth it for me

        but theres nothing (for me) to do in the game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just sub for patches, they're only once every four months now. Stay longer for even patches if you want to get Savage BiS

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i got bis last savage week 4 i think. then I realized i had some tome bis and just stopped playing because i would have to log in every day, do the same boring dungeon roulette for tomes and then throw my gear away for the next crafted set because i dont have a static for dsr anyway lol. getting savage bis is pointless.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              that's ok too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >unsubbing from xiv
      Just keep subbed even if you play once a week. It's worth it for me

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't be the only one who keeps getting tanks who constantly die to barb's tank busters. Literally just fricking invuln if your partner isn't there holy frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tanks dying to TBs solo
      >tanks dying to TBs while sharing
      >tanks dying to flares
      It keeps happening.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't be the only one who keeps getting tanks who constantly die to barb's tank busters. Literally just fricking invuln if your partner isn't there holy frick.

        >drk shares a buster
        >instead of weaving mit presses LD
        frick you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frick YOU, Leatherman

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          deal with it homosexual my ogcds are for damage

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/Kayuri_XIV/status/1563280901416828928
    Damn female kid Au'ra...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Au'ra
      Holy shit a new race?

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >c41 no salt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Randy after his balls got drained by a little girl on his jet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the only person in the party is the lead

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how long do I have to wait for skillswap to be updated

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've played ffxiv for 1300 hours. I've cleared p1s to p4s, Aglaia, all extremes, including Barbariccia. Honestly pass trough all story campaing without skiping. Tried some casual activites. And realized that even tranniefurry shitlands better than this weeb game. Ffxiv is not even a RPG. It's just the big bunch of QTE. This game feels like OSU or other rhythm shit. Loot means nothing except passing through dps check. You character didn't changes with gearing him. Savages and extremes are hard as frick, and ultimates even harder. When you clear it you feel hollowed. Ffxiv sisters tells that this game is for chilling, but that's a lie. All endgame content is about parsing QTE raids. And community is much toxic. They never forgive you even one mistake. And they can't bear any criticism about they gorgeous game. There is only 2 ways of playing ffxiv. Ass sniffing in Limsa Lominsa and qte raids.
    In worlo you can clear heroic, you can make keymaster, and receive full experience. Yes there is so much shit with timegates, trannies, furries, stupid story, ridiculous alt hate systems, but the core content is available for all levels of player skill.
    Frick ffxiv. I will better play furry worlo rather than this OSU and DMC reskin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This game feels like OSU or other rhythm shit
      show us some charts you've cleared, any rhythm game.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Since most healers have been spoiled by the past like 6 years of not having to try, you just get glare bots who will leave buttons untouched even as everyone gets their ass kicked now that this fight randomly decided to ask healers to push buttons and I have a lot of mixed feelings about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and I have a lot of mixed feelings about it
      i like it cause it exposes how bad healer players really are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't though. I have a pink parse in EX4 and only pressed ogcd healing.
      >y-you chadded
      my cohealer parsed an 88

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They can go back to glaring after a few weeks when people get a little bit of gear anyway.

      It's not just healers though, everyone has a mitigation they could be using but most people are too moronic to use it even when it costs them nothing.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Fricking morons with ult weapons cannot do Barbie Ex mechs
    I hate this shitty game

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a screenshot here once with a menu to replace summoner primals with Hades and Alexander and stuff. Anyone know what that is?

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >VENAT COMITTED GENOCIDE

    Why do Zodiark Trancers make this argument? Do they just conveniently ignore the fact that, even if she told the convocation what really caused the Final Days and tried to avert it rather than just sunder everyone, she would be deleting us and our entire future from existence? The entire point was she wanted to maintain our future, both for our sakes and because she knew only we stood a chance due to our ability to percieve and manipulate dynamis unlike the Ancients.

    The "THOU SHALT WALK" scene quite literally also shows Venat attemptign to talk her people out their endless sacrifices and literal worship of Zodiark (who was created to be a tool, but tempered the convocation to his will and became revered as a god who would solve all their problems and make the world the way it used to be if they just kept feeding him more lives) and clearly showing they were beyond reason, hence why she decided to finally go through with the Sundering. Which ended up saving the entire fricking universe in the long run.

    Also the devs themselves confirmed the Ancients would've Ra'la'd themselves in the end anyway, Venat believed this would innevitably happen and this also played a part in her decision.

    Like how the frick can you argue the Sundering was Genocide and Venat is evil for it, and then pretend as if NOT sundering wouldn't itself be "genocide" as she'd be deleting us and our entire future from existence? Not to mention even Elidibus himself told us we can't change the past anyway so it was pointless and she should've just gone along with maintaining the proper timeline.

    It was a textbook example of a necessary evil, basic grey morality, and yet people are triggered by this and want to paint this as a blatantly, unforgivable evil act. These same people then defend Emet Selch and his actual multiple planet-wide genocides. Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Venat commited genocide by not sundering these three chucklefricks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why do they have gay nails?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >gay nails

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what does that even mean

            painting your nails is gay

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ok, boomer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nta
                it literally is

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what does that even mean

            it should be obvious unless....you're gay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            sorry youre gay anon, truly.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And I'm sorry that you will be doomed to deal with women for the rest of your pitiful existence.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what does that even mean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They can't understand any sort of moral dilemma or anything more complicated than cookie cutter WHITE IS BAD BLACK IS GOOD IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME YOU'RE AGAINST ME conundrums. I blame CNN and American public education.
      BTW, here's a picture of my wife bathing in the fact that she's the best girl and that trannies are eternally BTFO.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >VENAT COMITTED GENOCIDE

        Why do Zodiark Trancers make this argument? Do they just conveniently ignore the fact that, even if she told the convocation what really caused the Final Days and tried to avert it rather than just sunder everyone, she would be deleting us and our entire future from existence? The entire point was she wanted to maintain our future, both for our sakes and because she knew only we stood a chance due to our ability to percieve and manipulate dynamis unlike the Ancients.

        The "THOU SHALT WALK" scene quite literally also shows Venat attemptign to talk her people out their endless sacrifices and literal worship of Zodiark (who was created to be a tool, but tempered the convocation to his will and became revered as a god who would solve all their problems and make the world the way it used to be if they just kept feeding him more lives) and clearly showing they were beyond reason, hence why she decided to finally go through with the Sundering. Which ended up saving the entire fricking universe in the long run.

        Also the devs themselves confirmed the Ancients would've Ra'la'd themselves in the end anyway, Venat believed this would innevitably happen and this also played a part in her decision.

        Like how the frick can you argue the Sundering was Genocide and Venat is evil for it, and then pretend as if NOT sundering wouldn't itself be "genocide" as she'd be deleting us and our entire future from existence? Not to mention even Elidibus himself told us we can't change the past anyway so it was pointless and she should've just gone along with maintaining the proper timeline.

        It was a textbook example of a necessary evil, basic grey morality, and yet people are triggered by this and want to paint this as a blatantly, unforgivable evil act. These same people then defend Emet Selch and his actual multiple planet-wide genocides. Why?

        My only problem is that I think Venat was much more compelling without the time travel giving her foreknowledge of the situation. I preferred when it was just that she had actual problems with the path the Zodiark faction was heading toward and that she took a gamble based on emotion and her own personal beliefs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But anon, if we don't have the whole time travel thing she would have never called us "her brave little spark". That's easily one of the most soulful moments of the expansion.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I disagree. I think it takes a lot away from her decision if she did it because of (You).

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I slightly disagree. The first iteration she did everything by herself so basically she went in blind and wasn't 100% sure that what she was doing was right. Afterwards, when she met us she grew more certain and placed her hope in (Us), that we'll be able to save the star and that everything she's doing is not going to be for nothing. Remember that part when she's asking (Us) if the world is beautiful ?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thats not how time travel works

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hard agree. Time travel is a tricky gimmick to include in a story at the best of times, and shoving it in to an expansion that is already pure, 100% falling action/denouement/resolution was a foolish decision.

          Everyone's character arcs were already wrapped up in Shadowbringers. All they had to do was close off a few loose ends rather than introduce new complications.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she is still taking a gamble, she has no way of knowing for sure if you can beat Meteion in the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with zodiark Black folk is that they view the entire story through the perspective of the ancients (despite the fact that the story does not revolve around them, it revolves around us sundered). They're mentally ill morons who became overly attached the ancients for whatever reason and think any slight against their pet race is a greivous sin. They hate Venat because she yeeted and deleted the ancients out of the story. Not because it was morally wrong, but because she ended their favorite race and now they are coping and seething.

      There is no reasoning with the zodiark trance Black folk because they cannot help but view the story from the lense of the ancients and not, you know, the actual protagonists. Anything sort of "the ancients get brought back even if through making a split timeline and live happily ever after and venat is made to suffer for all eternity for the CRIME of harming the ancients" will not satisfy them.

      Pic related. No this is person is not a troll btw,

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They hate Venat because she yeeted and deleted the ancients out of the story. Not because it was morally wrong, but because she ended their favorite race and now they are coping and seething.
        But the Ancients were only cool to begin with because they were gone and from such a remote part of history that they were completely alien and drenched in mystery. Entering Amaurot in ShB was something magical. As someone very interested in ancient mythology and /x/ shit like Atlantis and antediluvian civilizations, it hit me with a lot of heavy feelings that I don't think many other pieces of media have managed to capture about those topics. I'll always be disappointed that Elpis took away a lot of the mystique.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Elpis is the Pompeii graffiti of Amaurot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The ancients were fricking homosexual nerds who wore dresses and shit their pants when a little bird girl told them to kill themselves. They were never cool to begin with and only a homosexual would ever identify with them let alone care about them. Frick em, they got what they fricking deserved

      >"Remember us"

      Remember us? Remember deeze NUTS.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting to get pissed seeing this face on the catalog everyday

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Today I realized that the artwork for pandaemonium that they showed when they first announced it has the beard of old Lahabrea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >have sex with a woman
      >it ruins your entire life
      What did Yoshi-P mean by this?

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna have to do normal mode to farm this prostitute's card, aren't I? PFing EX is fricking impossible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking love the Ex trial but FRICK ME people just CANNOT POSITION without clipping

      JUST GO STAND LITERALLY ON YOUR MARKER IT'S NOT HARD PLEASE FRICK FRICK FRICK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel you anon, after about 20 hours of attempts I finally managed to get the kill but no weapon. PF Is truly hell. Wind mommy is truly the PF killer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I cleared P3S early in the tier and it's nowhere near as bad as that.
          But at least that was "Savage", this is just "boss fight but not baby mode" and, like you, I cannot get my fricking weapon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait a couple of weeks until people actually have gear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got the cards from the trial, dungeon, and raid all on day one. was weird

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A new trasure map got added to 6.2 or it's just the old one?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same old kum skin map but new loot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what's the new loot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Exciting Leather. At lest I believe it's new, the new lvl1 craft glamour uses it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't been feeling the map cosmetics so far this expansion.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't hate the jacket

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            meh, looks okay. I won't go out of my way to get one though and I imagine the MB prices must be insane right now.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >square tie
            eww

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There are just a few things I hate about the jacket.
            The tie, and the frills at the hands.
            Other than that, this would genuinely be a good top.
            The pants and the shoes are alright.
            The hands and hate are a nice touch.
            They sure as shit didn't make this with masculinity in mind, though.

            Why are most of the glam in XIV primarily female leaning? It feels like so very little in this game is actually designed to be good on males.
            Look at the fricking Streetwear attire.
            You give us 2 tops and neither look good on men.
            Then one of them is blatantly female focused.
            like get the frick outta here. Who designs this shit.
            Probably women.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >shoes with no socks

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's been fashionable to wear dress shoes with no socks for while now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine the smell after wearing those all day
                I'd rather have the ramen hair if I were forced to adopt modern fashion trends than wear shoes without socks

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People who care about how they look ideally have various pairs of shoes if they want to follow current trends

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >shoes with no socks

                https://www.google.com/search?q=no+show+socks&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiwr_-8o-35AhWhLVkFHQScDT0Q_AUoAnoECAEQBA&biw=1778&bih=1014&dpr=1

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wish they'd put some goddamn socks on these shoes, there's multiple pairs of shoes I like but don't wear because of this shit. I'd like the chest piece more if it didn't have the embroidery, the square tie, and the cuffs as well.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              anon your supposed to where no show socks with those kinds of shoes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And yet the worthless Saigaskin lv90 solo map is *still* worthless. The lv80 solo map had 3 different valuable materials, there's no excuse for Saigaskin being so worthless.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dumbass' undercutting on the MB
    >Buy their stacks
    >Sell them for higher
    >Make even more profits

    Yes keep throwing your gil away for a quick sell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they dont understand man they morons.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im starting to regret resubbing for this patch. Did all the new raids did all the MSQ, did the short ass Hildibrand quests, tried Island Sanctuary which is just inferior Stardew/Harvest Moon and a huge timesink. What else is there to do? I'm genuinely curious. Are the Tataru quests worth doing or is it filler fodder? If there's jack all left to do I may just do Endsinger EX and Barbariccia EX

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is PLD fun if I don't stress optimizing it's nonsense?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can be. Optimizing it is not really like RPR doing double enshroud or something. PLD just has a really strict, punishing rotation in normal play. You can have some shenanigans with shit like Cover though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >PLD just has a really strict, punishing rotation in normal play
        What do you mean? tl;dr me. Like if I do ex bard without optimizing are we gonna wipe?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, not unless the rest of your DPS are jobbing hard

          EX is usually pretty lenient on the enrage that you can have multiple deaths and still comfortably beat enrage as long as the DPS doesn't die too much to stack weakness/waste time on the floor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you don't optimize you start to hate yourself when downtime occurs right after you finish req phase
      comfypld is just using another RA(+3 atone if you must) after FoF and delaying req so that you align it with moving out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >delay req
        yeah maybe this aint for me then. frick it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no see, that's the best part about pld
          after req is over you just pretend you never delayed it
          2 unbuffed atones into FoF
          who's gonna know
          comfy as frick

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    100 days of playtime and I JUST NOW figure out you can dye glam slots without actually dying the gear.

    Also, house selling is against ToS right? has anyone ever tried buying one for a ton of gil or am I stuck in gambling hell forever?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      house selling was fine as long as there was no RMT but it was removed from the game quite a while ago
      the only houses you could buy these days would be from shell FCs and you'd have to stay in the shell FC and shell FCs owning houses is not necessarily legal so if you got scammed you might not have much recourse

      there is zero way to relinquish a personal house without any randoms being able to buy it

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I promised my friend we'd do savage together this week. I've got all my gear overmelded, ex weapon etc. Thing is i haven't got a single deathless clear on barbariccia yet. Will i just hold back any savage prog groups?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe. Barb is a fight it's easy to get murdered in by your teammates so maybe it's not your fault. If you murdered people though, get fricked and stay away.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pic

      transpose > paradox is love
      transpose > paradox is ex life

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guess I'll just hate to filter the image instead.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >moronic tank murders you by getting uptime with the frickhuge aoe
    FRICK YOU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this shit pisses me off the most, why do so many people care about uptime in a fricking extreme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When I was doing Pandaemonium when it came out I got AoE-murdered TWO FRICKING TIMES by randos running their shit on me when I was casting, and they had frickton of free space around and time to move. I can only believe they were either genuinely moronic or purposely going for murder-suicide.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just got out of helping some friends get their weapons and one group had a fricktarded tank duo that refused to step away from the boss for anything and led to two wipes early in the fight before we bailed
      Like come the frick on even if you're playing cautiously the b***h dies before she leaves her 2nd buff phase chill out homosexuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be S tank
      >SE melee kills us in p2 bait > spread by following the curved aoe right to my spot
      >THREE TIMES
      >tells me to adjust

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >done all the eureka challenges for the week
    >nobody in anemos is doing fates
    >too low level to do fates in pagos
    Do I just wait for my challenges to reset?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. You picked a bad time to do eureka.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Prove you're not an FFXIV hate-cultist: Post your praise of the game
    Look I don't play any MMO's but it seems like people who hate on FFXIV are just butthurt WoWgays because their game is dying.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    which one of you chucklefricks is the guy modding in proper feet models to female bosses

    just wanted to say based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      link?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.xivmodarchive.com/user/225740

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >By: Feed&Seed
          I can't sneed

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ex barb weapoms
    These things are ugly. Why are people going hard for them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Item level 615

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BIS until tomorrow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The bow and the scythe look alright but yeah the rest is garbage. People are probably doing it mainly for savage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like the BLM weapon, it doesn't look like a candlestick for once. A glow would make it look nicer though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the flower glows

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh. Well a bigger, annoyingly gawdy flashing light would make it stand out even more, and I can't wait for them to add the crafted versions in 3 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      +1 weapon damage over the crafted weps before Savage starts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      +1 weapon damage for savage, this is the first time we've been able to prep for them.
      Also I like the PLD shield. There's not nearly enough round shields in this game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wish someone would edit some areola slip to this master piece

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So that's how she got that title.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the daggers

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do you feel about ffxiv cosplayers?

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ANY LEAKS

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how long are wowtrannies planning on spamming the same meltie every day? it's getting old.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      check op agen

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    POS YOUR
    >job for savage tomorrow
    >current ILV

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >job
      WAR
      >ilvl
      610

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >PLD
      >592

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you better not be in my groups

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what color are your socks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      black mage
      611

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Black Mage
      >610
      shit post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Warrior
      91

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait there are people going in not 610?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you have i600 and food it's fine, unless you were trying to clear everything week 1 you'll replace most of it pretty fast anyways

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >People unironically believe a couple of screenshots of datamined effects actually gives anyone a considerable advantage in the meme race

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >join PF for the ex trial
    >its a farming
    >get into the battle
    >tomes bonus pop up
    >"Yes I dont have the clear but made it to the enrage multiple times"
    >they let him stay in

    WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE KEEP DOING THIS???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People in PF get mad at you for suggesting maybe the guy dying to P1 multiple times a pull in an enrage prog group should get kicked
      Everyone is a massive homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they even open farm PF without duty complete flag to begin with?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of these are friend groups trying to trap people into carries.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >joining PF's without the duty complete requirements
      your fault to begin it
      in fact, they always do this to carry their shitty friends.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I usually give them 3 pull

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      XIV players are too nice

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tanks and Maiming bros win again
      Feels good to always get the best glamour

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Striking and Scouting are the runaway winners for crafted gear this time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Aiming is literally the same but recolored. Only casters and healers got fricked with shitty dresses for the gorillionth time

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >That SAM outfit
            >Can't wear it as a RDM
            AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FRICK YOU YOSHI REMOVE THE CLASS RESTRICTIONS

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >get piece of Fending gear that looks exactly the same as its Maiming counterpart
              >can't fricking wear it
              >can't get the Maiming one to drop
              Give me ONE (UNO (1)) reason why these restrictions still exist outside of artifact gear

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it weren't for the butt capes, I'd agree.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Butt capes are Ganker as frick

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not when they're on 90% of tank armors

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who gets the Emet Selch armor 2nd from the left?

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/Sevrisin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >h-holy shit?! the boss has a cleave?
      >a-and does elemental attacks?
      Frick off thinking datamined art assets mean anything, all actual mechanics are server side

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he so sassy? Does he think posting datamines makes him important?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this isn't very useful and he clearly doesn't have the phase 2 model

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wait is p8s really gonna be a multi arena fight or is this p6s

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Is the final fight of a tier going to be in 2 phases like every one since T9?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          moron there has been another arena shown, this would be the 3rd one

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Welp. That's another 3hrs of my day wasted trying to kill Barb. Impossible to find a group who can fricking stack north and rotate cw for p2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Almost all of my parties die prematurely because healers can't heal
      The damage output is so fricking high and I wanna slap each one that I catch spamming glare and dosis

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AIIEEEEEEE MY WORLD FIRST OPPONENTS JUST GOT 2 HOURS ON ME DELETE THIS

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >world first
    people actually care about this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not even the devs do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the devs certainly do though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They don't even bother congratulating the winners anymore.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Thats because of the latest drama regarding ACT, but they certainly do care and collect data from those world firsts.
            In fact, world firsts are the only thing fun to watch in this game when patch drops.

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you can't have all the sexy boys from the game on your island

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      giwtwm

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          where's the one where theyre fricking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you can't turn your island into Epstein Island

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >WoL demands e-girl tributes or they become the next Zenos

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Posting datamined useless shit but not the song.
    gayets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      things are gonna get cuhrazy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick thats a good one.

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MMO content reduced to static discord content
    Feels wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >reduced
      Elevated. Frickers love to bark at how fricking easy it is and yet only a handful get to see enrage let alone clear.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >how fricking easy it is
        It is
        The hardest part is getting 7+ other morons to do synchronized dancing with you because if you misstep, you die.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it's easy
          >proceeds to tell me in the same post why it isn't
          Do you think that mechanics are the sole determining factor? You've just described the difficulty of it: logistics.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Logistics isn't part of the game. The game itself is easy.
            But when every misstep is another 4 minute climb because someone's cat climbed on their lap, thats bad encounter design, and XIV is full of it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Logistics isn't part of the game.
              Are you daft? The genre, massively multiplayer online rpg, is centered around social interaction. Recruitment and management of people is as much a part of its gameplay as BING BANG WAHOO, but something is telling me you lack the intelligence to comprehend that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are a moron if you think "getting people" is part of a encounter. Literally ANY game have this "logistics", EVEN bingbing multiplayer. Stop being stupid. The game itself is easy mechanically and something tells me you dont do it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're an ESL Black person that has zero abstract thinking, keep huffing that copium, I guess.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >zero abstract thinking
                Oh now the game has abstract mechanics.
                Thanks for confirming you're a moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You confirmed he's right. He didn't call the mechanics abstract.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Keep moving goalposts, his point is literally that gathering people is part of the mechanics you fricking moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It is, he's right.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then you are also wrong.
                And the game is still easy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I see 3. What does it mean?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nothing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nothing, its a meme image

                Hylic cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it means you can visualize things with your brain aka you have a imagination.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nothing, its a meme image

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                More brainlet cope. There is a reason why some people excel at drawing and visual arts and others do not. That is it. You can train yourself to "draw correctly", but you still will never compare to someone that can see things in his mind's eye perfectly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Elevated? If they weren't so up tight with the loot system I'd never bother with a static.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this game is literally discord central though? nobody talks in-game chat, its all discord, even those erp night clubs

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, when does Savage drop anyways? I don't see a maintenance happening tonight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it just gets unlocked at reset

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2 hours after reset apparently to let people get their tomes before going in.

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SB BR
    >TN clocks
    >1/3 enum
    >tank invuln
    >dps CW
    >N mariokart
    >2/4 aoe
    >C stack
    >playstation colors

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >greyparsers shitting their pants right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >SB BR
      I understand everything but this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        savage barbery boss relative

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Speak human please

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >biblically accurate angels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      After doing 10 clears and multiple runs of first clear prog where me and the other tank just invulned the shared buster, i got into a farm party that was going smooth until I saw the other tank run at me with his tank stack. I never pressed holmgang faster in my life and he STILL died because he forgot to press any cooldowns

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw join pf as gragoon carry
      >tfw party yells at you for wipe since they're doing h/t rotate for some baffling reason
      >tfw ask next party if they do dps rotate or h/t rotate
      >tfw one healer makes a bunch of homosexual comments about how everyone knows it's dps rotates
      >tfw same healer is a braindead shitter and wipes us 3 times to disband
      >tfw no face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the feeling that your understand everything and the shitters sperg at it.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't miss the game but I miss being a lalafell.

    Lala or log out!

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do these dumb cumsocks insist on putting gold trimmings on every fricking DRK sword? Holy frick, the job's colours are black, red and purple, not fricking gold

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gold canonically has high aetheroconductivity so it's useful to decorate weapons with it.

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