FFXIV

What was his fricking problem?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FF14 sucks

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WoW is a troony game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mmos are for trannies in general

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Endwalker Story sucked and it's time to admit it
    Now that the honeymoon period is over, I'd like to say that Endwalker's ending sucked and just flat-out ruined what could have been a great story.

    A spoiled brat with, daddy issues, destroyed an entire civilization because life is so "mean". What an awful ending. Also, you don't just introduce new characters that late in the saga. Just terrible storytelling.

    "Oh no, someone dares to criticize FFXIV!? quick, get the noose!!!" <--is what I expect from the loud minority here who rejects any real form of feedback because "feelings" but, this needs to be said and facts are facts and that's that.

    TL;DR: Endwalker ending was terrible.

    https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/470440-Endwalker-Story-sucked-and-it-s-time-to-admit-it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah you suck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SO DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE MY FRIEND

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I ALONE IS ENOUGH

        ZODIARK TRANCE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ESLs are a plague upon the internet

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            indeed we should nuke america and the british will just surrender after that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A better Endwalker has already been written by a forum user

      https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/466638-Rewritten-MSQ-Garlemald-and-EW

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am going to entirely disregard the opinions of some homosexual playing the groomer race with their signature being their character in a fricking sports car while wearing a leather jacket and a fricking sports cap.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >groomer race
          You mean Hrothgar?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Right, I forgot it's both nowadays.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My blood churns at how 35+ year old fat gay furgays playing Hrothgays prey at 12-16 year old boys choosing the beast race because they just think they look cool, it is fricking vile a d I would personally neuter every fricking Hrothgay with a dull gunblade if I could

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yep, checks out.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hrothgar are nothing but visual pollution. They lessen the enjoyment for everyone whenever the game has to waste resources rendering them. Hrothgar players are the lowest of the low, subhuman, wastrels, low lives, the repugnant detritus of Final Fantasy XIV. Your kind is nothing but a joke, it is clear that some unlucky homosexual at Creative Business Unit 3 pulled some kind of underhanded trickery to get his pathetic fetish race put into the game. The normal developers treat the race like the joke they are, and try to have them in the story as little as possible. Hrothgar players should all kill themselves.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My blood churns at how 35+ year old fat gay furgays playing Hrothgays prey at 12-16 year old boys choosing the beast race because they just think they look cool, it is fricking vile a d I would personally neuter every fricking Hrothgay with a dull gunblade if I could

            Hrothgar are nothing but visual pollution. They lessen the enjoyment for everyone whenever the game has to waste resources rendering them. Hrothgar players are the lowest of the low, subhuman, wastrels, low lives, the repugnant detritus of Final Fantasy XIV. Your kind is nothing but a joke, it is clear that some unlucky homosexual at Creative Business Unit 3 pulled some kind of underhanded trickery to get his pathetic fetish race put into the game. The normal developers treat the race like the joke they are, and try to have them in the story as little as possible. Hrothgar players should all kill themselves.

            Who farted on your faces today.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Same homosexual completely lost his shit over G'raha eating a burger. The cognitive dissonance of these morons is hilarious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This guy has to be a troll right? Surely he knew who Angelise Reiter is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          apart from the whole 'will bang anything that moves' bit her design is great

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Endwalker Story sucked and it's time to admit it
        Now that the honeymoon period is over, I'd like to say that Endwalker's ending sucked and just flat-out ruined what could have been a great story.

        A spoiled brat with, daddy issues, destroyed an entire civilization because life is so "mean". What an awful ending. Also, you don't just introduce new characters that late in the saga. Just terrible storytelling.

        "Oh no, someone dares to criticize FFXIV!? quick, get the noose!!!" <--is what I expect from the loud minority here who rejects any real form of feedback because "feelings" but, this needs to be said and facts are facts and that's that.

        TL;DR: Endwalker ending was terrible.

        https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/470440-Endwalker-Story-sucked-and-it-s-time-to-admit-it

        This is what happens when your fancanon is smacked in the face by actual canon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why did Lahabread frick the psycho b***h instead of agdistis who was totally into him and not crazy?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >agdistis

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >even gods fear the futachads

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lahabrea was probably an actual autist

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ancients...
              Autism...
              both start with A
              coincidence?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lahabrea wanted love, and Athena at least pretended to love him.
            That or she used creation magic to have the single best pussy on Etheryis.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            same reason why many men fall for cluster b women

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a malera wearing that homosexual leather jacket and hat spouting their dogshit opinions

        What is their fricking problem?

        Why are they all like this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >>a malera wearing that homosexual leather jacket and hat spouting their dogshit opinions
          >Why are they all like this?
          Hey man, I don't wear that homosexual jacket and hat.
          I wear the homosexual ifirt jacket with the Minstrel's Shades, while spouting my dogshit opinions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      STAND BACK, I'M ZORBIN OUT!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      STAND BACK EMET I AM GOING TO ZORK
      IT'S ZODIN' TIME

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like the part where Hades said "it's Hading time"
        and he haded all over them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Concern-trolling chud/TERF detected.

      There was nothing wrong with Endwalker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My problem with the expansion comes from that I didn't feel any threat the whole way.
      It was an end of the world scenario and it didn't feel like that at all.
      Also that no important chars kicked the bucket didn't help either.

      They should have at least put the stupid armageddon weather in all the zones while the last part of the story played leaving just Old Sharlean normal so at least one could feel it was like a last safe haven or something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I felt this way too but EW bootlickers claim "you can't have a story that's all climax" because somehow in their mind EW is an amazing capstone to 10 years of adventure and also should be treated as an independent story of it's own because reasons. In Labyrinthos the game literally tells you that you're doing useless chores to kill time and people defend it as smart pacing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"you can't have a story that's all climax"
          >EW is an amazing capstone to 10 years of adventure
          where's the contradiction
          >and also should be treated as an independent story of it's own because reasons
          show me where on the doll the EW bootlicker touched you and said this
          24/7 go go go hurry hurry hurry is stupid even within the context of the story, let alone for an extended 10 levels of story

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >24/7 go go go hurry hurry hurry is stupid even within the context of the story
            Quite simply, no. I was fine with every bit of downtime from the beginning to this point but EW should absolutely have been way more about fighting imperials and demons, way less hanging out with rabbits, moving boxes, and jerking off ancients

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >imperials
              Do I have to post the legatus killing himself in his quarters?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          have you never watched a series with multiple arcs that have an overarching narrative before, please fricking engage in more media holy frick.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why would I do anything that would undermine or contradict my personal opinions?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was the only real person in a world of NPCs.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hermes canonically had countless Meteion's killed for his moronic research
    >This caused OG Meteion horrific pain and the feeling of literally dying herself every single time it happened
    >Had OG Meteion comfort HIM over it
    >Canonically sacrificed countless creations to stop the WOL, Venat, Hythylodaeus and Emet in the dungeon despite whinging about the value of life

    The guy was a fricking hypocritical sociopath

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's basically the opposite of Erwin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >opening of the story has him seething over the empty platitudes he gets from his colleagues
      >when Meteion comforts him with the same shit he's okay with it
      >yfw you realize where Meteion even picked up those emotions she was comforting him with

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The issue he had were the creatures that were made and then just killed for no reason other than "Too predatory". The Meteion's died while pursuing a goal, its not the same.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He threw all the animals in Hyperboreia into the meat grinder just to buy himself time to think alone.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well, that's on you. You didn't need to kill those animals, you could have just let the man think.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He didn't even need to run off, he could've just asked Emet to have some time to think while the other Meteions were flying back.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's an author self insert. Notice how he looks just like Ishikawa?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bard does 300-400 less dps than Dancer
    >Even more of a gap for MCH
    >DPS check is so incredibly strict in P8S that this matters and people class lock ranged phys to Dancer
    what the frick did yoshi-p mean by this
    not that this is a ranged issue only, every role is dealing with this garbage right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people class lock ranged phys to Dancer
      no one, and I mean no one, tells me what class or job I play

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they tell you if you can join their p8s parties or not

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And you didn't clear this tier week 1 either. And if you somehow did your entire static had to make up the deficiency in damage your job of choice caused. Egoistical prick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Go change your diaper, Balancetroon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what part of "no one tells me what job I play" don't you get? Everyone else can adjust

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          SO DON'T ACT LIKE YOU ARE MY FRIEND
          PALADIN TRANCE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Eat shit, it’s not important

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >removes you from the group

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's ~80rdps less than dancer, and dancer is more restrictive on team comps that benefit from it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's ~80rdps less than dancer
        no
        >dancer is more restrictive on team comps that benefit from it.
        having a samurai is not restrictive sams are everywhere

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bro you can literally just look at fflogs and click statistics.

          And having to run a single specific class in a role sure as hell is restrictive.

          Even from week 1 people were clearing running double melee with SMN/RDM as their caster. If they didn't have to run BLM then no class was making clears impossible so long as the flexible dps was melee, even if you made every single "wrong" choice.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Bro
            DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE MY BRO!
            RAIDgay TRANCE!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            data is skewed by number of parses on dancer being much, much higher than bard and especially machinist

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Even then, this data is explicitly from clears. And likewise a lot of other classes are benefiting from DNC being the most popular which boosts their rdps in a way that won't be representative of them in a team comp without DNC.

              But I still just think it's dumb to complain because even in the most hypothetical situation of everyone performing on average with clear, if you were to sub in a BLM instead of a SMN, that's a +435 DPS gain.

              While BRD instead of DNC is only a -78 DPS loss. Even going RPR instead of MNK is only a -199 DPS loss. And going PLD+WAR instead of GNB+DRK is -322 DPS loss.

              If you're going to meta hard, BLM in the caster spot can singlehandedly cover for 3-ish peope in non-meta positions.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            SAMbros we're not dogshit anymore, what happened?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the crit buff changes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i want my HW ammo back, with tweaks to gauss barrel, i dont want to be a discount spinning breakdancing summoner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Savage
      Lmao homie the expansion is almost year old why are you still subbed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol, people class lock DSR also despite worst possible comp being able to clear it, only because PF shitters need to accommodate for people being inconsistent due to various strats/composition buffs.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was forced to engage with party finder for 3 hours

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >see a level 1 sprout in Ul'dah
    >get the itch to start a new adventure and go from a level 1 jobber in ordinary clothes to a big dick alpha chad in eye-searing glowing gear
    >don't want to do it in FFXIV again
    what game should I play anons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you want to play an MMO? Play Kingdom of Amulor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I already played that and I don't feel a particularly deep urge to play it again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Baldurs gate 1-2

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      where can I find the full thing? I need all the cringe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never forget that Azem abandoned the convocation because he thought what they were doing was wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Azem is a she

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The last Azem was a male. Midlander is male, so Azem is male.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Azem actually changes gender based on what your WoL and presumably looks similar to your WoL. That's why you will never see Azem in MSQ.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, but the canon WoL is the male midlander from the trailer, thus Azem is male. Same reason Ardbert is male.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No the canon WoL is Y'shtola, the midlander is just her Stand.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Canon is fem miqo'te

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I roll my eyes at you, you basic b***h.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Provide concrete evidence of this claim.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its from an interview awhile back.
                Yoship said that going by player statistics, the Canon WoL would be a Female Miqote Samurai as it's the most common race and class

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "would be" does not mean "is". I'm sure your transition is going fairly well, though. Don't forget to dilate.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its a joke Black person calm down

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's the closest there is to having any canon WoL, though. There's been no official statement on a canon WoL otherwise.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Yoship said that going by player statistics, the Canon WoL would be a Female Miqote Samurai as it's the most common race and class

                That's literally me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There is no canon WoL and there never will be because Japs will do everything but declare something is canon when players have an option. Ardert was their way of putting the guy from the trailer and his friends in the game, that's as far as they will go.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And yet they continue to use the Midlander even for Endwalker. Give it up, for all intents and purpose the canonical WoL is the trailer Midlander.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah this is just like tortanic where they keep shoving male JK into trailers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >autists still think the promotional character is what's canon
                on the other hand the closest to a canon WoL we've gotten is a catgirl because it's what yoship actually said in an interview

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >on the other hand the closest to a canon WoL we've gotten is a catgirl because it's what yoship actually said in an interview
                He said if they went by the statistics, but they don't hence why you don't see a catgirl in the trailers. Cry all you want, Azem is a male.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                we HAVE a WoL.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Either you have to accept there is no canon WoL or that it would be a catgirl if they did try to make one. The fact that they didn't even mention trailerboy is pretty sad.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Here is the official 1.0 recap video included with the ARR CE.

                COPE.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They made an official recap video yet they didn't bring him up when talking about a canon WoL. Curious, don't you think? Accept that your WoL will always just be stuck in promotional material hell unless you yourself make your WoL look like him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hey that’s kinda what I sort of did, though I mainly just wanted my dude to be a boring straight cis while male

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Theres no point in crying about it, I play a femra, characters in game call azem a woman. I will never interact with characters calling azem male, and will never see azem on screen. whether you refer to azem as male or female doesn't matter, I will refer to azem the way they are referenced in my game.
                In a similar vein I pronounce Krile Kururu and pronounce Venat Venesu

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is the same line of thinking trannies go through

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >In a similar vein I pronounce Krile Kururu and pronounce Venat Venesu
                You are literally autistic and your opinion should be discard at each and every opportunity. Either I suppose it'll never matter, because of people like you, we will never actually learn Azem's name.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                frick off I play japanese dub, I have working ears, thats how they say those names, krile doesn't fit lalafel naming conventions kururu does, Venat theoretically has the same etymological root word as Venus anyways and Venesu isn't a correct spelling of venus but still sounds nothing like "venat"
                I type the names how they are localized and you will never hear my voice.I don't give a shit that FF5 and 12 localized those names poorly first.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >krile doesn't fit lalafel naming conventions

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it literally doesn't. and she is the only lalafel in game with a non-lalafel name, /unless you are playing in japanese/ because kururu is a lalafel name. yeah I know she's fricking adopted. That will never change the pronunciation in the JP dub.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How would you know the pronunciation of the JP dub though? You've outed yourself as a cutscene skipper.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Krile has a line in the English script where she mentions that Krile isn't her given name, just one she took to fit in better with Sharlyan culture

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I know she's adopted. Papalymo didn't need to take a name change just because he lived in sharlayan.
                Krile's name is Krile becase it was that in 5. and 5 came out back when more localization changes were made in a script. It's the same localization change then as it is now. Her name is still clearly pronounced Kururu in japanese.
                https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxZlWgpMBdvghipaAzjpDbi138SoFtlUA_

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                she's literally only a lala because her name in 5 fits the lala naming convention, but they didn't want to change what her name was in 5 here so she's got a non lala name

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I play japanese dub
                Sure, but do you read the game in English? And even then, do you use other Engrish in your day to day life? If not then you're kind of a joke. If you know that the japanese are mispronouncing something, do you continue to use the engrish or do you actually use the real fricking word? Also if Krile's last name was Brile it'd fit lalafell naming conventions just fine. Just because the Japanese can't end the word at Venus doesn't mean you have that excuse, grow up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Also if Krile's last name was Brile it'd fit lalafell naming conventions just fine.
                There's more to Lalafell naming than just rhyming. Dunesfolk women follow a "AAB AB" syllable pattern while Plainsfolk women follow "ABB AB".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I call Venat Venesu because her name isn't actually venus but its also not venat. Venus makes more sense but not perfect sense in terms of the story considering every other ascian is a greek name while venus is roman. but her name isn't a correct spelling in japanese.

                How would you know the pronunciation of the JP dub though? You've outed yourself as a cutscene skipper.

                I don't know how backwards your thought process was in this moment, I'll assume you aren't moronic. If I listen to characters pronounce her name Kururu while reading krile, I know the localization got fricked at some point in the distant past.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I call Venat Venesu because her name isn't actually venus but its also not venat. Venus makes more sense but not perfect sense in terms of the story considering every other ascian is a greek name while venus is roman. but her name isn't a correct spelling in japanese.
                I don't really get this.Obviously her name isn't a correct spelling in Japanese, because her name is Roman. I can understand not calling her Venat because obviously her name is Venus, but like do you call Hades, Hahdes? Do you pronounce Emet as Elmeto? I don't understand why you're willfully mispronouncing a word which you actually know how to correctly pronounce?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The correct transliteration into japanese is biinasu. I think of her name as venus, pronounce it how it is pronounced if I ever have occasion to say it out loud, which I do not, and I spell it venat if I have to write it online.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But I thought you said you called Venat Venesu?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I just said thats how I say it out loud. and if I have to explain pronunciation in an entirely text format. I write venat specifically so that this argument isn't constant. write venus and people b***h about dubs and correct spelling in japanese. write venesu and people b***h about dubs. write venat nobody blinks an eye. no matter what venat is a product of localization, and one I don't care for because it entirely took me out of the experience when I heard it pronounced.

                When I heard venesu and saw venat when the name was first said in game, I had to stop and think if they changed it for a reason, why, whether WoL was venus and they knew western audiences wouldn't accept male WoL being named after a female goddess, etc, ended up reading people talking about this localization choice happened in 12, that planet venus is the same morning star that is associated with lucifer, etc etc. it really took me out of the moment which is the reason non-literal localizations really bother me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I just said thats how I say it out loud
                But I still don't understand why you're purposefully saying a name wrong just because the Japanese say it wrong? Like you obviously know that Venusu = Venus because there's no other word it could be and it's obviously not a Japanese word.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think it's obviously supposed to be venus because it wasn't written the correct way venus is typically written in japanese. I think it's likely supposed to be venus, but that thats not the case that anybody at square enix would admit at this point. I accept that venesu could be an entirely unique creation for 12 and still don't accept the localization change to venat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are ridiculously fricking moronic holy shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          azem is whatever gender your player character is moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Azem also refused to work with Venat. He didn't lend support to either plan.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He was busy fishing and didn't receive communication

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I agree, but not enough to stop her. With the Convocation he had to actively turn his back on them, so Zodiark Trance comic doesn't make sense. There's a small difference in not agreeing to help someone vs turning your back on someone, but it's there.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Thats just the story that Venus told her sacrifices. She needed Azem to reincarnated for the time loop to happen. Azem can't be Hydaelyn nor can he be one of the sacrifices.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Then why wouldn't the Convocation have been fine with Azem's crystal?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's more that the Convocation expected support while Venat asked. He also had responsibility to one but not the other. He rejected that one and didn't even bother replying to Venat. So I don't think you can really read into it whether he thought better of the Hyd plan vs the Zodiark one.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't understand Hermes you don't belong on Ganker

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >99th percentile MCH does 97% of what 99th percentile DNC does
    >50th percentile MCH does 98.8% of what 50th percentile DNC does
    >this is the cause of endless seething
    These people have never played an actually imbalanced game. And I bet most of the complainers aren't going to clear until week 8+ anyway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, you don't understand, it's the job balance that's the problem and not their inability to do fights consistently without dying or taking damage downs.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they should have the opening cinematic for each expansion play the moment you accept the first quest in a given expac tbh

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hermes realized a flaw in paradise and it tore him apart, and since the answer he got from Meteion was an affirmation that life has no reason to exist, it stained his soul.

    imagine desperately wanting the universe to be a happy place where life has a reason to exist and a purpose, and be told definitively in the negative, with the most all encompassing numbers to erase all doubt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine desperately wanting the universe to be a happy place where life has a reason to exist and a purpose, and be told definitively in the negative, with the most all encompassing numbers to erase all doubt.
      Imagine having your head shoved so far up your own ass that you think that people being nice to you means they hate you and that you're the only person in the world with feelings because apparently, a mood ring flower told you so.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The mood ring flower is an accurate tool for measuring that so yeah.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Except it's not because you can talk to the Ancients and see that they aren't the emotionless apathetic npcs that Hermes seems to think they are so his "no one feels emotions cause flowers are white" theory is bullshit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Except that they are and the game has proven it many times over. You can't accept that the Ancients had problems, one of them being that they were emotionally apathetic.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >You can't accept that the Ancients had problems, one of them being that they were emotionally apathetic.
              No, I can accept that they had problems, but it's stupid to say they had no emotions when we are shown various characters that show emotion.

              >object that explicitly reflects the emotions of those nearby
              >when other Ancients stand near them, there's no reaction
              >"but look they smile that means they're happy!"
              Autism.

              The Elpis flower reacted to strong/extreme emotions. Just because everyone wasn't running around in autistic sperg mode like Hermes doesn't mean they weren't feeling emotions.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Even FRICKING LAHABREA, the most stoic and apathetic ascian character has emotions, the pandaemonium raid story is all about a kid with daddy issues and his dad .

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Emotionally apathetic =/= no emotions at all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                dude, lahabrea's son almost sacriiced his own life trying to ressurect his mom.

                Lahabrea killed his wife because she went full moron with her research and sealed his memories and emotions afterwards because of that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >dude, lahabrea's son almost sacriiced his own life trying to ressurect his mom.
                You missed the part where Erichthonios's intense emotions regarding Athena and Lahabrea weren't natural and were the reason Elidibus was suspicious she was fricking with his head in some way.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >object that explicitly reflects the emotions of those nearby
            >when other Ancients stand near them, there's no reaction
            >"but look they smile that means they're happy!"
            Autism.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The flowers only reflect the dynamis though. The ancients have so much aether that the dynamis they have would generally not reach them, but it's like comparing flammability of a person drenched in water vs someone covered in dry straw. Wouldn't mean that without either of those two that they woudn't have the same reaction to fire.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're confused on how dynamis works. The Ancients don't have dynamis in them, but they still affect the dynamis around them. That's the basis for their magic, seen as far back as ShB where they talk about how a clear mind is absolutely vital for creation magic so stray thoughts and emotions don't creep in and alter the final product. The Ancients didn't notice dynamis, but it was still around them and still responded to them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Aether cancels out dynamis. Sans aether, they could just as easily have as much dynamis as any sundered person, and show that they do when Emet/Venat/Hythlo can use LBs while having their aether suppressed in the one dungeon you can use them as trusts. Hermes is just outrageously depressed to the point he has more of an emotional response than his aether would cancel out.

                The flowers or dynamis are just a dumb gauge for emotions when it's activey cancelled out by aether, which we know the Ancients have an insane amount of (enough that they can't be transformed into Blasphemies by dynamis).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Aether cancels out dynamis.
                Yes, so it doesn't mingle in their bodies. It's still around them and it still responds to their emotions.
                >Emet/Venat/Hythlo can use LBs while having their aether suppressed
                Their aether suppression has nothing to do with it. All Ancient magic uses emotion as the catalyst for magic. Emet-Selch was such a potent mage because he was so emotional. All their magic was always dynamis-based. Which means that the failure of the elpis flower to reflect their emotions is not because dynamis had trouble interacting with them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They shrouded the star with aether, which literally cancelled the final days aka. storm of dynamis.
                And the flower reacts to dynamis
                And ancients were aetherically dense

                Its not difficult... Just think

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Final Days happened after we went to Elpis. And even with Zodiark's shield up, there's still dynamis in the world. It just doesn't mingle within the bodies of the Ancients. External dynamis still responds.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Somebody didnt watch/read pandaemonium raid story. Even lahabrea, one of the most "apathetic" ascians isnt emotionless.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Even FRICKING LAHABREA, the most stoic and apathetic ascian character has emotions, the pandaemonium raid story is all about a kid with daddy issues and his dad .

              he was so anti-emotion he literally split himself in half and stuck his emotions in the basement, and Eric has his daddy issues precisely because Lahabread is so emotionally distant

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My point is that ascians can feel emotions, lahabread case proves it. He had to seal his emotions in order to not get influenced by his wife and to do his job as lahabrea properly.

                Amaurotines are able to feel emotions, but their culture doesnt allow them to feel strong emotions can lead to disasters like what happened in pandaemonium and even Hermes depression leading to him unleashing dozens if not hundreds of extremely frickle and autistic bird girls to explore the universe.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He had to seal away the knowledge, and the parts of himself that got mixed with Athena, not so much the emotion.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no one said they can't feel emotions, just that on a cultural level they discourage showing them and suppress feeling them as much as possible. Which made Hermes sad, Eric mad, and Azems weirdos who wander off on adventures.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And it was proven to be the right decision because they were way too powerful, and emotions can make people do stupid shit like what hermes did.

                You dont want such powerful beings that are able to create and manipulate life to make stupid decisions because they are depressed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So this is basically Jedi vs Sith shitflinging all over again

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Being too "emotional" is what almost destroyed the universe, Hermes depression almost annihilated the entire universe.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cope.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah we should really delve into the musings of a genocidal robot who lives only to fight

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hermes's actions allowed Etheirys to evolve to a state in which it would be immune to the ennui that killed every other planet in the universe AND as an added bonus his creation reseeded life across the dead universe. Hermes won.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People fail to realize what the distant future of the Ancients would be

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The current iteration is not immune to that. His actions caused it to be pushed back massively in terms of timeline. There's nothing stopping it from happening again.

                The only thing the sundered have is their ability to better grasp dynamis as an energy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A genocidal robot who lives only to evolve into a more efficient killing machine.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no counterargument

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well I mean another part of his character is he is simply mentally unwell, he's clearly very depressed.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Main character syndrome: The Character
    It's funny how people screech about Venat/Emet/etc when this motherfricker is responsible for most of the bad shit that happens in the game and he caused the Final Days not once, but twice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Amon did Bahamut
      >Amon did Crystal Tower
      >Amon did Azys Lla
      >Amon did the Burn
      This guy fricks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>Amon did the Burn
        I know Dalamud was launched from the Burn, but I thought it was primal frickery that made it aetherically dead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was Emet who told everyone primals did it just to justify the imperial expansion in the name of the anti-primal crusade. The truth is that Amon stuck an aetherial blocker (the House of the Crooked Coin) into the Azim Steppe so the land in the Burn would be easier to lift up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The big thing in the Azim Steppe that redirects aether (built by the Allagans) was slowly draining the land in The Burn.

            thats just a lie invented by Solus for his propaganda

            Huh, must've forgot.
            Thanks anons.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The big thing in the Azim Steppe that redirects aether (built by the Allagans) was slowly draining the land in The Burn.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          thats just a lie invented by Solus for his propaganda

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Jared-Selch's stare is frightening

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Krile be play a major role next expansion
    >Location will subvert our expectations
    Any guess?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Krile's bedroom where we frick her for 9 levels straight to complete our journey to 99.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wienersleeve in every inn while she linkpearls with tataru she is forced to listen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kan-E-Senna traveling companion when?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Will the Elementals allow it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Elementals can eat my entire butthole if they want to get between my and my e-girlbaba wife.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Muh dik

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >that look
            And just like that Nanamo's place as my favorite leader is under attack.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Matron's teats I want to live in Gridania now

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >rape, kidnapping, and murder happens in the middle of the streets in limsa and no one cares.
              >Ul'Dah is almost as bad due to refugees and general scum, plus everything is overpriced and a scam
              >as long as you don't step on some sacred flower that blooms once every thousand years the elementals don't give a shit in Gridania and the populace is generally friendly but a bit isolationist, as long as you're not a d*skwight or a moonc*t
              gridania is the best city-state tbh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Elementals mass killed Gridanians in 1.0 because Nael was bombing them. You don't have to do shit, if the moonies piss them off enough you're done.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mooncats are fine in Gridania, the ones that aren't poachers at least

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          pretty sure current WoL could shitslap the Elementals
          they'd have to just anger-nuke the entire Twelveswood and kill themselves to probably do anything to them
          if it were pre-Garlean invasion pre-Atomosucc Elementals(which were a force that could effortlessly slap away entire legions without a single Gridanian getting up and wielded approximately holyfrick degree strength magic - see 1.0 WHM AF Chest quest) he'd have to do an Extreme Trial to win the right I guess :^)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          WHMs can apparently not give a shit about what the elementals want or what their guidance entails as with A-Towa-Cant, who completely abandoned the Twelveswood for however long to go heal elsewhere (upstream from the Twelveswood, so ultimately whatever good he did elsewhere was striking at the heart of whatever bad shit would happen to Gridania)

          Kan-E-Senna might or might not give up her padjalhood to dick around elsewhere but it's not like she's not okay with that in the end, she didn't want the job and does it out of obligation

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Will the Elementals allow it?

            Oh this is also getting into that random adventurers being WHMs is lore-friendly, the Elementals really cannot do a fricking thing if a conjurer explores Amdapori ruins unearthed by the Calamity and finds a soul crystal in there

            Same for BLM and exploring Mhachi ruins, being a SCH from one of the Limsa MRD platoons, being a SMN from the Immortal Flames summoner squadrons, going to Othard and becoming a SAM, tooling around in Ala Mhigo and finding a MNK crystal, going to Bozja/Othard and becoming a GNB (or just getting a crystal from Radovan in Eorzea), etc etc

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Oh this is also getting into that random adventurers being WHMs is lore-friendly, the Elementals really cannot do a fricking thing if a conjurer explores Amdapori ruins unearthed by the Calamity and finds a soul crystal in there

          Same for BLM and exploring Mhachi ruins, being a SCH from one of the Limsa MRD platoons, being a SMN from the Immortal Flames summoner squadrons, going to Othard and becoming a SAM, tooling around in Ala Mhigo and finding a MNK crystal, going to Bozja/Othard and becoming a GNB (or just getting a crystal from Radovan in Eorzea), etc etc

          WHMs can apparently not give a shit about what the elementals want or what their guidance entails as with A-Towa-Cant, who completely abandoned the Twelveswood for however long to go heal elsewhere (upstream from the Twelveswood, so ultimately whatever good he did elsewhere was striking at the heart of whatever bad shit would happen to Gridania)

          Kan-E-Senna might or might not give up her padjalhood to dick around elsewhere but it's not like she's not okay with that in the end, she didn't want the job and does it out of obligation

          The sooner we genocide the elementals and bring back real white mages the better.
          Actual black magic is even being taught again at the end of the job questline and while not really a "canon" thing summoners get full summons too.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You've already been using Amdapori white magic since you got Holy in ARR.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm aware, and every white mage job quest skirts around this because they're too busy sucking the great tree taint.
              We NEVER talk about it, or anything good, the closest we ever get is the xaela necromancer and them saying "Well MAYBE we'll stop being as moronic in the future"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >real white mages
            They *are* real white mages, the difference being Gridanian WHMs (so basically the Padjals) are only given the magic under strict guidance from the elementals and are pretty much only given it for the sake of sanctifying corrupt spots of the Twelveswood, and in giving the elementals a pacifier in the form of Holy when one of them is having a melty

            Conjury lore-wise is a "safe for the masses" version of White Magic where you're still using atmospheric aether for your spells, but you have to ask the elementals for permission on each and every spell in the back of your head. It's a big thing that casting Raise is enough to potentially kill somebody if they try to use their normal aetheric capacity built into their body, Red Mage needs to do fancy footwork to do the same with their own by "magnifying" their aether and I don't remember if Thaumaturges use atmospheric aether or not

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Thaumaturgy uses the casters own aether, its the big difference between it and the until recently forbidden Black Magic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >and I don't remember if Thaumaturges use atmospheric aether or not
              Thaumaturges use internal aether and use their astral/umbral stances to either accelerate the flow of aether or to slow it down for the sake of replenishing their stores.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >summoners get full summons too.
            I'll believe that when we get Ramuh->Leviathan->Shiva added to our rotation and Alexander as a big DPS long cooldown boom button.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              diverse summons is another thing but yes we could very much use it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Alexander will be an upgrade to radiant aegis
              jk he's optional content so never ever

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bismarck or Ravana, then.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Alexander was unsummoned in the distant past when he dropped off Mide and Dayan so his aether lingers in the lifestream. And also the Twinning. Easy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >optional content
                he's 90% of the reason shadowbringers exists

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              BOOM

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What's this?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Penumbra mod loader letting you swap summons on the fly

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                GOOD MORNING SIR
                LAKSHMI TRANCE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, there's at least decent odds she'll figure into one of the Criterion Dungeons, but I dunno if that will really count as a traveling companion per se.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon she's a child using an adult glamour.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even know if it's ever been confirmed that she actually uses glamours for her appearance. I think it's just how she does her hair and makeup and how she dresses that are how she tries to make herself look more mature and adult. Which I think is even more endearing. Either way, she's 28 so it's fine.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's 100% confirmed she's using glamours to appear older because other world leaders didn't respect her when she looked like a 12 year old. Padjals stop aging around then. E-Sumi-Yan is older than her

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I've heard it said a ton of times and I think I remember reading it but I have NEVER been able to find any dialogue or lorebook snippet that explicitly says she uses glamours. I'd believe it, either way, because it's not unheard of in the lore, but I always just interpret it as her relying more on makeup and fashion for it. And, yeah, I know that she stopped aging during childhood but she's 28 and also able to lead a country so clearly it's not a crime.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its just what either Yoshida or Koji said in an obscure interview many years ago. So its as canon as Lalafells vegana being stretchable

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its just what either Yoshida or Koji said in an obscure interview many years ago. So its as canon as Lalafells vegana being stretchable

                This is what Koji had to say on it:
                >Her age is- and I wrote this down - she is in her late twenties. But again, that’s her spiritual age. As you know, the Padjal all physically stop growing at about 10-11 years old. That’s why they all look like children. But they live full lives so you’ll have people who look like children but are actually 40, 50, 60 years old. In the case of Kan-E-Senna - and up until the end of 1.0 it was E-Sumi-Yan that was the Elder Seedseer that was in control of Gridania, but when the Grand Companies came out, Kan-E-Senna, who was in the forest communing with the Elementals at that time, came back to take over the Grand Company.
                >The thing is in the other city-states you have Merlwyb, y'know kickass, and in Ul'dah you have Nanamo who is Seventeenth in her line, you got Raubahn who’s like rrrrrrrrrrr! And so you have these really strong leaders in the other city-states and then here… Y'know people in Gridania understand that their Elder Seedseers are really powerful but for the rest of people they’re like ‘that’s just a kid you can’t take these people seriously’ and so again, her making herself appear older is to present herself to the people of the other nations so they will take her seriously. She’s basically making herself look older than she really is so people will take her seriously. Spiritually she’s in her late twenties. Physically in her early teens.”

                He doesn't say exactly what techniques she uses. Could be makeup, could be glamours. I think glamours would be more appropriate for a hippy druid that lives so closely to nature, but it's up for interpretation.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Probably got tips from the hag yshtola who says she is eternally 23.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She's using time magic to stop her aging

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ain't no makeup in the world that makes a 10 year old look 28 while also making them taller

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kan-E isn't even tall.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I was about to share that, too. https://youtu.be/M_kVS46AfIs?t=2580
                I don't think the methods have ever been confirmed so I guess the glamour thing is just a Mandela Effect. It's as likely as whatever other explanation.

                [...]
                She's still child-sized in height, frame, and build. And she's flat-chested. So the glamour, if that's what she's using, would be purely on her face.

                b***h what, look at her when she's standing next to other padjals, she's using an adult body while the others use child bodies

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I was about to share that, too. https://youtu.be/M_kVS46AfIs?t=2580
                I don't think the methods have ever been confirmed so I guess the glamour thing is just a Mandela Effect. It's as likely as whatever other explanation.

                ain't no makeup in the world that makes a 10 year old look 28 while also making them taller

                She's still child-sized in height, frame, and build. And she's flat-chested. So the glamour, if that's what she's using, would be purely on her face.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bayohne's come a long way.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >other world leaders don't respect her because she looks like a child
              >one of the world leaders literally looks like a toddler

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine the sex where her glamour falls off mid way.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kan-E-Senna? More like Kan-E-Sex

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't the ancients simply have created anti depressants?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because even if they had he wouldn't have taken them.
      Azem should have just thrown him into the goddamn volcano.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt know about the latest scandal involving SSRI's

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's called "just put your depression in the basement bro" like Laha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't own a spooky mansion

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I timed it, the "feeling sad for robot" in Praetorium is 12 seconds

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another tanks don't use CDs on tankbuster in p5s and co-healer does frick all or uses wrong abilities all the time.

    Holy frick, this is unfun.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do NOT play low level content right now, it is painful

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Given the introduction of interstellar travel through means of spaceship in endwalker how do hell do the reflections work in this regard? I get that they sort of occupy the same space but at different wavelengths but what happens if you leave earth via the spaceship in the 1st? If you travel from the 1st via spaceship to Ultima Thule and then travel back what reflection will you approach? The same reflection your soul and matter your body and the spaceship belong to? Are the reflections cut off from the wider universe as a whole?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The devs have been asked and even they haven't thought of exactly how it works. At the very least we know that Endsinger's dynamis bombardment wasn't hitting the First directly. The First was only in danger because it would vanish if the Source did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't think about too much ok

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd assume each person is kind of "tuned" to the shard they left from so when you leave the space of the planet, you exit the parallel dimension bubble and enter the singular universe. On your way back, you will be sorted back to the shard you left from since your aether is most attuned to that one?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't roger that

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Athena invented tempering

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    neck so long make it hard brain get aetherjuice

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no cun-e-senna adventures
    UOOOH

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We got sylphs and pixies using glamours to look like Pixies. Its not hard to believe a Kan-E learned some glamours to slightly change her appearance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True, moogles and sylphs are both great with glamour magic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Elementals too, but they used it to hide Amdapor

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She thought he was ugly, but Athena was wise to pretend to love him

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Athena did something to Eric while he was still in the womb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that sick frick

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Help me Lahabrea! I mess up big time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Lightning went to france

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Igeyorm have Lightning's hair?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She was responsible for rejoining FF13ths world

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because she caused the Flood of Darkness in the Thirteenth.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Athena visited the smith-god Hephaestus to request some weapons, but Hephaestus was so overcome by desire that he tried to seduce her in his workshop. Determined to maintain her virginity, Athena fled, pursued by Hephaestus. He caught Athena and tried to rape her, but she fought him off. During the struggle, his semen fell on her thigh, and Athena, in disgust, wiped it away with a scrap of wool (ἔριον, erion) and flung it to the earth (χθών, chthôn). As she fled, Erichthonius was born from the semen that fell to the earth. Athena, wishing to raise the child in secret, placed him in a small box and then made sure no one would ever find out by giving him away.
    The absolute state of Eric.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Character creator revamp when? Why does the dying armor suck so much? How do so many people play this game only for dress up and fashion when this shit is so fricking limited?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What character that is dead or is otherwise "gone" do you think will be shoehorned into the next expansion?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Krile is joining so hopefully Galuf.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Birb daughter will come back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zenos is 100% coming back in some form or fashion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zeno

      Birb daughter will come back.

      We know she's still alive since we see her bird flying in mor dhona

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zenos is too popular and has way too many possible asspulls available for him.
      >Meteion helps him
      >soul transfer
      >reincarnation
      >getting Azem'ed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        None of those would work to bring Zenos back.
        Meteion has no reason, and arguably no ability to bring him back to life
        There wasn't a body for him to soul hop into, had he stolen WoL's it would have knocked (you) out of it
        Reincarnation might be possible if his aether finds its way back, but we know reincarnated souls aren't the same, at the very most it might share a few traits.
        And WoL has no reason to try and revive him anyways, even if we did still have some of the power used in Ultima Thule to snag Emet and Hythlo from the lifestream left.
        Theres also the problem that there isn't much you can do with Zenos, his story is over.
        He got his grand final duel, his satisfaction.
        What can you do after that? Have him just try and fight us again. He's a very one note character even if he's written well, any situation where Zenos comes back would just be him trying to fight WoL

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What can you do after that? Have him just try and fight us again. He's a very one note character even if he's written well
          Zero is already giving him new characterization by talking about how he "risked life and limb" going to Ultima Thule because he wanted to save his "friend".

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            We already have the context for that, Alisae of all people was the one to get the idea into Zenos' head that if he wanted his satisfaction, the Endsinger situation needed to be dealt with first. Risking life and limb was a means to an end for him.
            >WoL won't duel me until this end of days thing is sorted out
            >I cant get my duel if WoL is dead
            >ergo, I must help WoL kill the bird head lady so they'll finally pay attention to me and give me my duel.
            Bringing Zenos back would just cheapen his arc, especially if it's just a monster of the week thing

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, but Zero's take on the situation is making it clear that they're trying to introduce the idea that he actually did see (You) as a friend and was worried about you. I don't want him to come back, I'm just almost positive that he will. If not in the next expansion or two, then in the next finale in 10 years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Trust in Ishikawa to do it right

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What can you do after that?
          New feature added to new game plus where Zenos can randomly show up and duel you at any time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Meteion has no reason
          She's friend to all life now and doesn't really have any beef with Zenos. There's no reason not to at least go say hello considering he was right there, and helped WoL kick her out of her emo state.
          >arguably no ability to bring him back to life
          It's not like we check the body to see how dead he is and plot wise Dynamis is already the de facto DO LITERALLY ANYTHING asspull power.
          >There wasn't a body for him to soul hop into
          I'm not sure if they ever give a max range for body hopping, even if it'd take a long time. His soul didn't get destroyed or anything.
          >Reincarnation might be possible if his aether finds its way back, but we know reincarnated souls aren't the same
          Yes, but there's already plenty of cases of echo users and even sundered retaining their memories in one form or another. Though if they go this route I'm assuming they'd do something like the guy merely having vague recollections of his previous life.
          >And WoL has no reason to try and revive him anyways
          The plot can conjure up any bullshit reason for characters to decide they need him for something, even if it's temporarily. I mean we've done it for more than one villain already.
          >Theres also the problem that there isn't much you can do with Zenos, his story is over.
          Exactly, which is why they can do anything they want with him since he already got his ultimate battle with his dear friend. The writers in general have a bad habit of not killing off characters for real even if their arc ended with an emotional farewell.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm not sure if they ever give a max range for body hopping
            They actually do in the SMN quests.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Exactly, which is why they can do anything they want with him since he already got his ultimate battle with his dear friend.
            There's only one situation I'll accept Zenos coming back, and it's him feeling empty and purposeless after getting his satisfaction and having a short quest chain of the WoL dealing with him being depressed until he finds a hobby as a Fisher or Culinarian or something.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Have him become a botanist so he can keep the scythe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only way I could see him return is they do a Ardbert for him and some fragment of his soul follows you around, not to help you in any form but to keep him entertained. Maybe in a story mission duty you get "possessed" by him and end up "You will play this duty as Zeno Viator Galvus" but it's just you with Zenos attacks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I find it funny that the meaning of death is so bad in FFXIV that even after the rip off Guren Lagann fight people still aren't buying it. They need to start introducing some characters to kill off again so people feel some tension again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so far only morons are questioning whether a character like zenos is actually dead, especially with zero confirming it again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Zenos fans are crazy and the devs don't have the stones to be more straightforward with them otherwise they might cancel their subs. Yoshi always uses phrasing like he was "left in space" the voice actor makes silly faces when asked about the future of Zenos.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he said he's not returning, and he said if you miss zenos so much, why don't you name one of your farm animals after him.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I hate Zenos, I am just aware of the shit surrounding Zenos and his fangirls because one is in my static and never shuts up about this shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I love Zenos, but that boy is deader than dead.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So was Emet-Selch.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and his ass still is dead. He came back for a second then went back to being dead.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And you still spent several hours hanging out with him in the past didn't you?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HATE DEVOUR HATE HARVEST HATE FRICKING GAZESHIT

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    asdf

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have a set to share for WAR? I need inspiration.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://mirapri.com/

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    canon wol is femlala black mage

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Canon WoL is Midlander female (Ul'dahn origin)

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICK
    P8S P1 CLEAR PARTIES TAKE FOREVER TO FILL AND THEN PEOPLE FRICK UP SIMPLE MECHANICS THAT AREN'T GORGON 2 WAY TOO OFTEN AND THEN THE PARTY DISBANDS AND IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
    AD INFINITUM
    I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >raidgays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he fell for the PF meme

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        your static have a spot open for melee dps bro????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you enjoying surprise Gorgon 1 prog?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        having a good time, having a good time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pf
      deserved

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gorgon 2 is harder than anything in P8S-2. Do love that they filter a lot of PF groups into a 50:50 gamble as to whether it opens with Gorgon 1 or not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i've seen high concept 2 on youtube. it looks hard. i wonder if i'll ever get to it.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hermes just needed a good dicking

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AST sisters how we feeling about the impending rework. the fact they finally fricking merged minor arcana and made redraw guarantee a different seal is nice, but I'm still worried they'll frick it up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >finally fricking merged minor arcana
      tfw I have 2 of the same fricking button on my bar now because of muscle memory

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zenos is too popular to keep dead. Yoshida says he "breathed his last breath" that doesn't sound like he's truly dead to me

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally did nothing wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kinkillers

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    giraffe neck

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >W2W pulling in ShB
    Does Yoshi-P just hate PLDs? Why the frick doesn't PLD get a useful short-cooldown mit until level 80-fricking-2?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If there's ever gonna be a designated waifu or husbando in this game, who would it be?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna happen in a game where you can get fake married to people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alisaie or G'raha, unfortunately

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshida says they'll accept most head canon. So if you think WoLs gf is Alisaie then they'll agree

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >My lala yuri orgy between femlala WoL, Tataru, Krile, Momodi, and Nanamo is canon
        YoshiP I kneel

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow, I did NOT see that coming sisters!!

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there is no canon WoL, juan fantasia is a placeholder guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's the embodiment of YCH

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you ready to admit the lavos theory was better than what we got?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LAVOS TRANCE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you ready to admit the even bigger asspull theory was better than what we got?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Would have fit perfectly with the final days more so than sad bird and her depressed rapist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lavos would make a cool crossover or hidden trial, like explain the ancient equivalents from chrono trigger being AU ancients or some shit, you fight the giant maggot then you go inside and fight bootleg cell then whatever his 3rd form is supposed to be

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lavos Black folk still mindbroken and seething over a e-girl bird upstaging them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised that jenovatrannies decided to stay quiet when they got btfo and that lavosgays were the ones seething out loud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are CTgays like this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >so desperate for anything to be done with the series they want another franchises games final boss to be a CT reference
        Poor guys

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Giraffe

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SO

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I hate every job in the game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Many of them are similar but I don't know. why do you hate every job in the game? what would you prefer?

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ACT

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LIKE

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IM

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOUR

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOUR

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gay

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRIEND

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lavos might still be the next the next threat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >another 10 years of Lavosgays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why would a non-FF boss become the big threat of the game instead of alternate version of a FF boss or a Unique to 14 boss?
      How is Lavos more likely than Xehanort?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >next KH game gets a FF14 world
        >FF14 gets a tie in questline where you see the events from WoL's point of view
        mite be cool

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I just want organization 13 weapons. FRICK PUT THEM ON THE 13th

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Theres a theory that the Endwalker relics will have a stage that's FF reference weapons, due to Gilgamesh having business in the rift, alongside his general connections to the Manderville family.
            Depending on how KH connects to the FF uni/multi/whateververse you might get your wish

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I hope the Manderville quests makes use of crafters again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nomura barely wants to include FF characters in any capacity to begin with and you think a whole world would be feasible?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Disney Hades meets FF14 Hades

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >hades being mistaken for a xehanort clone

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          FF characters pretty much don't appear at all anymore in KH so this probably won't happen unfortunately

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I get that the licensing issues are a nightmare, but if cookie run kingdom can have a disney crossover event I don't see why Square can't get KH crossovers.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Donald and Goofy show up alongside Sora
            >Everyone they run into assumes them to just be members of Beast tribes not native to Eorzea and are more confused about Sora's grossly oversized feet

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >WoL gets waku waku autism excited about adventuring to the Destiny Islands
              >gets even more excited listening to Sora talk about traveling to the disney worlds
              you know, the planets in kingdom hearts are a similar cosmological system to the stars in 14.
              including them being shattered remnants of a world that was once whole

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I could see it as some spin-off alliance/eureka story content and that's it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can agree with that considering palace of the dead.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ZODIARK

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RIGHTS

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Start playing the free trial
    >Good there's no people to look at my ugly character and weird movement
    >Get up to the adventurer's guild in Ul'Dah and talk to Momodi
    >Suddenly a dozen people also on the free trial pop into existence surrounding me
    >Immediately hide in a corner and log out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no, you were instanced when you first entered town, then you left the instance on msq progress and got to see EVERYBODY.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I know, this technically isn't my first rodeo. I just didn't know I was instanced until they popped into being and the shock was enough to make me embarrassed for existing and quit for the night.

        Meds. Literally nobody cares about your character.

        I know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meds. Literally nobody cares about your character.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TRANS

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Drakengard-Nier is canon to XIV

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And persona is canon to drakengard nier. and smt is canon to persona. and so is blazblue and rwby and senran kagura and arcana hearts and under night in birth. and bayonetta and devil may cry are canon to smt.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can we start a Tommy Westphall map of vidya?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Dante is canon
        Now there's two sets of red and blue color-coded twins with white hair and opposing personalities.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how much more invested the audience is in Zenos than the WoL is. In case you forgot most of the scenes in the game with Zenos are happening somewhere else, to the WoL he's just some crazy guy they've had like 5 short encounters with.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How about Zenos just stays dead instead of all this stupid shit you gays keep suggesting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How about no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zenos is clearly dead. I think the idea that Zero is Azem's reflection from the 13th and he specifically chose to force a pact with her is a decent continuation.
      but what about OTHER zenos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zenos WILL return
      Emet and Hythlo WILL somehow have fujo antics in the next expansion

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's moronic

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Whatever you imagine you would've done if you were Azem is probably the closest we can get to the truth
      Azem was creating new and exotic monstergirls to frick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trailer WoL confirmed for Canon WoL.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actually deconfirmed, because several years have not passed in game. in fact 1 year has not passed in game because alphinaud and alisae haven't actually aged out of being teenagers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know the stats but I thought at least 1 year had passed. Scions also spent 6-12months in isekai world too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So the Echo is just like FOXDIE and causes you to age faster.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw see pajals and their doofy hearing / speaking powers
    >ponder where they might take this power to hear spirits and shit from besides just meme elemental lore (you see them being created in Elpis too they are smalltime)
    >realize that there was, most likely, at least 1 Ancient who could hear and speak to souls / nature / ect
    >somehow the ancients fast tracked onto a course of trying to add onto and improve the world and nature itself with creationism
    >a gambling man would conclude that said ancient either had some massive political pull from a revered position or was insanely persuasive, possibly both

    Don't get me wrong here, Hermes could have done all that shit and more all on his lonesome, but what if this Speaker/Hearer ancient position having all but guaranteed seen Elpis, a literal staging ground for what is and isn't making it into natural habitats, tried to comfort his discordant soul that they could literally hear then inadvertently sent him down this path that led to the literal destruction of entire civilizations?

    They'd explicitly have to be killed by final days shenanigans to not be reborn, which is unlikely given their circumstances, so even if they were split into 14 (or 13?) like everyone else was, they might still have that memory jumbling around or at the very least an eerie sense of ill ease that they were partly responsible for the universe getting completely fricked sideways. If they "retired" post final days but before the whole Mom and Dad schism they'd still partly be reborn down the line.

    Realistically there's all but a 0% chance that Venat hadn't met or more likely befriended this character as well considering her unending 'venturin antics. More importantly is that Venat wouldn't be able to hide the Elpis events from them since they'd be able to detect any bullshit with their power. I know the whole ancients shit is "done" but I feel like there's still some interesting stories that could be told and motivations explained.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >garlemald with boring area and annoying quests (follow this girl who hates you, then she dies- now FEEL BAD!!!)
    >turn into zenos for 30min... then nothing comes of it and that's it
    >wacky ascian becomes zodiark then dies like 30% into the dlc (also he was amon btw)
    >go back in time to see wacky ascian was just some guy who made a bird that then got depressed and has been trying to kill the universe for years
    >go back to present, kill hydaelyn, then go to end of universe to kill the bird
    >fight zenos in a duty lol
    It was just a shitshow all around. It had its moments but it was too much of a clusterfrick and was somehow both too long and too short

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      when Emet called Zodiark and Hydaelyn Primals, who DIDN'T think that:
      1. They would both be part of the same trial series
      2. Zodiark would be fought first

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just started playing
    this game makes me feel like a kid again
    why did nobody tell me it was this good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We tried to tell you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like you had a shitty childhood

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The English script of this game makes no fricking sense.
      >The boy's just not buoyant.
      What? Boyant? What the frick does that even mean? He's not boyish because he looks like a girl? What? I shouldn't have to constantly google these archaic bullshit words.
      >Meanwhile, pic related
      Clear, concise, and honestly... pretty hilarious. Alphinaud can't swim! Everyone from all walks of life, including those without an English major, can understand it. Beautiful. How dare Koji continue to frick with the masterpiece that is the JP script?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm french and even I knew that word, you fricking moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Koji has my respect unlike a lot of localizers, and I won't bash the dub, however I know enough japanese to tell when the localization is not accurate.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That slide is actually from John Crow, the guy who famously fricked Haurchefant's character.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >That slide is actually from John Crow, the guy who famously fixed Haurchefant's character.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know this is bait but the direct translation unironically makes more sense with how the scene is framed here. There's like a dramatic zoom on Alisaie when she repeats that Alphinaud can't swim, which only makes sense if she's comedically over-emphasizing a trivial advantage she has over Alphinaud. The buoyant line kind of erases that.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The gf

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name one Duskwight besides the Lancer related guy, a Duskwight on the Source.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mother Mionne

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Matron's teats!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >going to get turned into another bara man

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game is so fricking boring and garbage.
    Why the frick are there still loading screens, peoples standards dropped hard.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit game.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to teach Zero about sex.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She aether-drains your balls and wakes up pregnant the next day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too late

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is her name Baldesion?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because she was adopted by Galuf Baldesion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Making a reference to the best Final Fantasy game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because you can bal desi nuts in your mouth

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The whole argument for female Azem is just because people want her name to have been Persephone to match with Hades, and it's really funny because Hades is gay as frick bro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The whole argument for female Azem is just because people want her name to have been Persephone to match with Hades
      That's stupid. My argument for female Azem is that I play a female WoL. And I headcanon Azem's name as Odysseus.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whether Azem was a man or a woman their name would likely be Helios or Apollo/Appolonia because of the Sun

        I always liked Atlas for Azem because it's a double entendre by suggesting strength and being related to the planet, but also the word for a book of maps.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whether Azem was a man or a woman their name would likely be Helios or Apollo/Appolonia because of the Sun

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna start progging p5s tonight with the static. Any hot tips, bros?

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yoshida said that starting next expansion they'll start using a female for the WoL placeholder

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese is the original and translations come later

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry but can anyone tell me if this is real or a fake...???

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's real. saw it happen with my own 2 eyes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there almost no good looking Monk weapons?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Avengers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Artifact gauntlets + Spharai are guaranteed good
      Byakko's fists
      Kettle Knuckles

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >can't just have glowing Emperor's fists

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's basically what the Makai fist weapons are.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I have them but they're not that cool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The best looking monk weapons are your bare fists. Simple as.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      get the bozja relic. tonfas my dude. tonfas.

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you realize Odin is called an eikon and not a primal because a parallel is being drawn between Zantetsuken and the Allagan eikon-binding devices in Azys Lla

    so was Zantetsuken an Ancient invention, or an Allagan one?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Play Eureka

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's Allagan. Zantetsuken is one of the weapon-primals crafted by Eureka, which was an Allagan-designed primal that would generate weapons for them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zantetsuken is like Save the Queen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Allagan, Zantetsuken is a creation of Eureka.

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1.X story was almost as barebones as a typical fighting game, but what was there was really good
    >2.X story is overhated by how terrible the worst bits are, but everything between defeating Titan and Leviathan is top tier
    >3.X story is the best
    >4.X story is the worst
    >5.X story is overrated but still quite good, deserves the #2 spot
    >6.X story is very nearly as bad as 4.X
    Simple as

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      keeper of the lake is kino and everything besides qiqirm moonshine and garuda aetherstones is ok at worst

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are right, keeper of the lake is kino, but there's just too much shit between here and there for me to lump it in with the good part of ARR. Calling stuff like the leadup to Titan "okay" is too generous.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's unironically much better than the stuff that comes right before it and has a direct point
          it's not the BEST narrative but still, it's passable for ARR level of stuff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked Titan's questline, I thought the payoff totally redeemed it. The stupid things you were just sent to do was all training and testing, and you got a payoff with your own banquet for success.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        everyone seems to hate them (and they aren't good or anything) but forget the infinitely worse filler before it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          People remember it because it's where the filler is really starting to get on people's nerves, and the game seems to be rubbing it in.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            but that filler actually has a point, you're doing stuff to prove to heroes you aren't a crybaby or whatever
            there is worse filler before AND after and yet people almost never bring it up, and if they do it's just the garuda aether

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just got to Stormblood and nothing has been good. Heavensward was excruciatingly bad
      >DRAGON BAD
      >NO CHURCH BAD AND DRAGON GOOD
      >SO SAD SORRY DRAGON
      >MUH ALA MHIGO
      gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >CHURCH BAD AND DRAGON GOOD
        Dumb speedreader.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >SHIVA AND BADDRAGON DILDO
          >FOREFATHERS BETRAY DRAGON
          SAD
          >NIGNOG MAD
          >1000 YEAR OF FIGHT SO SAD
          Wowee

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Thordan betrayed them in the first place because he heard that Midgardsormr planned to pass stewardship to Nidhogg and that scared the shit out of him because Nidhogg already hated mankind for what they did to Bahamut and Tiamat. Nidhogg was way past the point of justified revenge by the time you get on the scene, with it being revealed that he could have ended Ishgard any time he wanted and instead chose to extend the war so he could have an endless supply of innocents to torture. It's not CHURCH BAD DRAGONS SAD.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              don't argue with shitposters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>NO CHURCH BAD AND DRAGON GOOD
        >>SO SAD SORRY DRAGON
        Yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heavensward was honestly fricking mid in the base expansion and only started getting decent in 3.2-3.3

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have to be a gay BRD if I want to use bows, but at least I don't have to look like one. Whats your best Ranger glams?

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WoL, why don't you leave me an Widergelt alone so that we can spar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have fun b***h, I'm gonna grab a fur coat and a ladder so I can head off to Ishgard and jump Aymeric's bone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember Lyse's clothes showing off so much ass crack, with Minfilia's ARR clothes also showing crack I think the devs have something for blondes showing off ass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ARR Minfilia was designed by the biggest assman in Japan.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ARR Minfilia had a hole cut in the back of her skirt to allow us to gaze upon her ass. Whoever designed her clearly had a thing for butts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was Akihiko Yoshida, same guy who designed FFXII, Bravely Default, and Nier Automata.

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please fricking announce 6.25 I am actually running out of beast tribes to grind my dailies are rotting now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      play something else for a while
      i started up sekiro on my steam deck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am. I'm playing that new Disney animal crossing clone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      beast tribes were the first thing I did when I started so besides the proo I haven't had them since 2020
      omicrons look like it'll be fun but I hope they update islands more than once a patch, 8 weeks is already a bit much for this, let alone 16

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like Islands are definitely gonna be an odd patch update thing since the odd patches are usually casual/side content.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was talking about 6.25 not waiting an entire extra patch
          someone found new island shit in a datamine and I don't think they put that stuff in THAT early, same patch put in the omicron music so hopefully
          if it's every other patch then it's super dead, even every half patch (assuming it'll still take 2 weeks at a casual pace to max everything) is a bit straining

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah well hopefully we get something for 6.25. Personally I think they pushed IS out in the .2 patch because it had been so long and they couldn't delay it any more. Hopefully that means they had something for 6.3 they can just push out for 6.25.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've been grinding the ARR/HW beast tribes just because they sell Unidentifiable shit for anima weapons

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nidhogg is a dark dragon and Hraesvelgr is a light dragon
    Bahamut seems to be pure magic or elementless
    That leaves a fire dragon, ice dragon, lightning dragon and earth dragon in the First Brood

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also wind dragon and water dragon
      Hraesvelgr might occupy the spot of an ice dragon since it's closest to light elementally
      What the hell was dark closest to on the elemental wheel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The lore book says that the Allagans used Bahamut to absorb solar energy because he has an affinity for fire.

      Also wind dragon and water dragon
      Hraesvelgr might occupy the spot of an ice dragon since it's closest to light elementally
      What the hell was dark closest to on the elemental wheel

      >What the hell was dark closest to on the elemental wheel
      Lightning, but Nidhogg uses more fire than anything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Lightning, but Nidhogg uses more fire than anything.
        He does have an electric effect to his dark attacks, plus the glow on his EX weapons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bahamut is likely either fire or dark
      fire just because he always uses Megaflare and Dark because he's well, sometimes Dark because big super dragon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He did count as an Astral/dark calamity

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's my chance on getting a party to run rabanastre unsyc right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it'll take 30 minutes to an hour.

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ALRIGHT BOYS...800 GLAMOUR SPOTS FILLED AND EVERY INCH OF MY INVENTORY FILLED WITH ARMOR.....IT'S TIME TO PURGE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remove everything except DRG and DRK artifact armour. Keep all the DRG and DRK weapons, easy

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the 7.0 cataclysm will be Noah Gabranth coming back to build his even greater than Garlemald empire with allagan tech and he'll be winning against all opposition. But eventually he'll go to use Tartarus and something will get fricked up and it'll open a rift that's way too big and will swallow up a huge portion of ilsabard, just like what happened to Gohg at the ridorana lighthouse. This is why they still have clouds over ilsabard on the map, because they don't want us getting use to it before they blow it up. 7.0 will have us based in Corvos on the southern edge of ilsabard, just outside the damage zone of the rift. We will be entering the rift and exploring that place, or fighting what comes out of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The actual Rift opens up
      >GIlgamesh is now main story content as he helps us fight off shit from it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mandatory Manderville, do it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          raidgays are already seething over having to hit skip cutscene for 20 minutes to get their autism grind weapon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Too bad for them. Raids are just one part of the game, and it's not anymore important than any other. People only think it is because streamers and YouTubers promote it more. All content is important and should be available for use where the devs see fit. This is not the raiders game, they merely exist within it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >MSQ relying on optional material
      either ivalice and bozja becomes compulsory or something else

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I could see them doing Ivalice, but forcing everyone to subject themselves to Bozja would be a no-go.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bozja is easy-peasy compared to Eureka, and I could see it becoming canon if we had to fight Diablos yet again in the void.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wouldn't that make mhach mandatory, not bozja

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yes
              would also make amdapor mandatory

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Diablo armament is the final boss of bozja

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, they made crystal tower mandatory

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          right but bozja

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think they'd need to make it necessary. Even Crystal Tower wasn't necessary until like 5.2 or something and the dialogue would change slightly if you had no idea who the frick graha was or what a crystal tower does. So I think Ivalice mandatory to introduce the character and then just "the bad guy was up to some shit" if you haven't done the Save the Queen shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought about that and really since the player didn't interact with him you could just have us act the same upon finding out he is alive even if the player did bozja or not. Have the MSQ just go over his history and shit, with maybe a little nod to the player like" I'm sure you remember the horrors the 4th was capable of during your time in bozja" and then everyone is on the same page after that.

        The only problem is that we can't kill Noah during the MSQ because the player might do bozja after.
        Ivalice should be mandatory already, there is too much world building there to ignore it forever.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ivalice and bozja are abandoned because the story introduced there was so universally hated it got matsuno taken off of 14

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bad or aimless writing getting staff purged would mean the whole of 1.X's writing staff got fired, but Banri Oda's still on.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Was Banri the lead writer for 1.0?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not the lead writer, but he was on the lore team. The 1.0 lore lead was the same guy as XI.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That explains a lot. I assumed some dude just ripped off XI but it was actually that the XI guy couldn't be assed to make up new shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All the XI ripoff stuff in the lore is post-ARR. It's only the races that are the same and that was a marketing decision because they wanted to funnel all the XI players to the new game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                most of the XI ripoff stuff is so wildly different the comparison is more of a reference anyways, the echo is more capable than the whisper of the soul and the circumstances of the world sundering + two god system are incomparable

                even overt stuff like the cardinal virtues vs. the ark angels is totally different in function

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yaeko Sato is credited for that. He's still credited with writing in ARR but nothing after that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              banri oda DID get kicked off of the main story though, after the garbage fire of stormblood
              he's still on the writing team just kept to chararcter stuff and nowhere near actual plot

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oda was put there as a collaborative effort and he mentioned he didn't want to do that. Probably for exactly the reasons the Ala Mhigan story (his part; Ishikawa is credited for some of the Doman half + Azim Steppe) was jilted, dry and boring. He's a lore writer and not a scenario or character writer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's still credited as lead story designer along with Natsuko for Shadowbringers and Endwalker

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yea, he's a member of the main story team, he does lore and worldbuilding and stuff
                he just doesn't actually do any scenario writing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But doesn't he still get to lock himself in a hotel with Natsuko and Yoshida and map out the MSQ

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              and 1.0 was so universally hated the entire game got deleted
              what's your point

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                His point is somewhere over your head

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The story wasn't even hated, it was just presented as wordswordswords and even those words were nestled in shit you didn't want to pay attention to like the ramblings of a theater queer.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The only thing I ever saw people complain about was how useless we somehow were and how our totally not a traitor was the hero of the hour and even an entire nation. Remember if you wanna defeat the wol just bring a fricking GUN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Noah is unstoppable with Allagan war tech
      >we have to travel to meracydia to talk to the only people who know how to fight the allagans
      >7.0 is basically storm blood but with dragons and allagans and rift bullshit at the end
      Frick it, omega can help too while we are at it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Omega-F becomes a scion
        >finally learns how to have emotions and purpose again
        >falls in love with WoL
        pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've always wondered what they meant when they said Gabranth had "forbidden" Allagan tech. I can only assume because of Diabolos armament that he found the Allagan shit that was made after they started working with voidsent and all their shit is powered by trapped voidsent or something like the mhachi did?
      Maybe we are going to the 13th right now to help us develop an emotional connection to the void, so we care when we find out some of it's people have been trapped as batteries for thousands of years. Maybe this is why Golbez is on a crusade for redemption? Maybe zero will join the scions to help save her people that she will inevitably come to care about by that time?
      If Gabranth opens a nation-wide rift, what would happen if Golbez found out about it and used it to stage his invasion against the oppressors on the source?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gabranth died on the way back to his home planet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you actually learn to read between the lines he isn't actually dead.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >If you actually learn to make shit up he isn't actually dead

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yes anonymous his character card specifying the corpse found had a mauled face and didn't really match gabranth's description means he's for realsies dead

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh frick i am actually moronic my bad i thought you were talking about zenos
                gabranth is probably alive though i don't know if they'll ever do anything with him again

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i forgiv u fren

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that the big twist with Gabranth in his source game is that his has a twin brother just leads into this perfectly and is a great way to show how fricked this guy is. Reveal to the player that he let his twin brother die in his place so he could continue his mad climb to the top.
                Maybe he was being a dick to Lyon because he knew Lyon would try to kill him. Later after Lyon realizes he's been rused he starts to fight against Gabranth. Lyon could be our guy on the inside if he approached us for an alliance(this is also an excuse to have a beast master teacher in eorzea)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lyon was clearly plotting with Gabranth just prior though. They were moving into the next stage of their plan.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but I feel like Gabranth might have been only half plotting with Lyon while secretly using him. The fact that months later Lyon shows up out of the blue to turn in Gabranth head scientist seems to imply maybe they aren't working together or at least they don't see eye to eye on everything. We know Lyon is not a scheming kind of guy and he doesn't like the science dude in the first place. It could go either way I think, it's vauge what they were scheming. Either he worked with Gabranth to fake his dead or Gabranth tricked him to fake his death and threw Lyon under the bus.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Lyon could be our guy on the inside if he approached us for an alliance(this is also an excuse to have a beast master teacher in eorzea)
                The one issue here is that after Heavensward new job unlocks are all available in the three original citystates the moment you hit the required level, regardless of msq progress so as to not artificially gate the player. You can't have Lyon just chilling around Ul'dah offering to train you as a beastmaster the second you hit level 80, or buy a jobskip to 80 for another job if you've never met the guy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's a fair point. I still think it's be cool to get some beast master story rep regardless of playability. Have a scene where he brings Dawon JrJr into some fancy meeting hall and the guards don't know what to do. His bluntness talking with the citystate leaders would be refreshing to see. Lately everything has been so dry and hug boxish with those guys.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would rather our base of operation for 7.0 be an actual city version of AlaMhigo. Corvos can be our end game tome place, but Ala Mhigo deserves to be a real city by now, next to Sharlyan and Ishgard, to cap off the original 6. It would be a good starting point to exploring ilsabard too.

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Khloe so fricking much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn bratty cat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is Zhloe's orphanage actually adopting out the kids, or is Zhloe just the one adopting all these kids?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a front for the sleeper agents being trained by Rowena so she can israelite you even harder.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Rowena is so israeli that she will bankrupt her own orphanage with debt even though she owns the orphanage director AND the children
            Jesus christ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will frick Khloe so fricking much

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can Khloe be saved or has Rowena ruined her for life?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, Rowena is sending her to Ul'dah to earn some gil for her at night.

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being completely honest I wouldn't have been able to get past level 14 of this game if I didn't have friends already playing who I wanted to catch up with. Jumping puzzles are actually the pinnacle of gameplay offered and while it was fun to be resubbed for Moonfire tower my sub time ran out and its good to be free of the game for god knows how long, maybe a year.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a grand list of games they've ripped models from? Off the top of my head I've seen shit from:
    XI (a good 50% of the monster library)
    XII
    XIII
    XIII-2
    XV
    NieR
    Type-0

    Mainly curious if they yanked anything from X/X-2 at this point or other SE properties.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dissidia NT, Exdeath and Kefka's models (Neo Exdeath and God Kefka are original models)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Right, that raid tier slipped my mind.

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that an Ace Ventura lalafell?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if you reverse the webm

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any Unreals you guys want to see in the future? I really want to see them bring up Odin, a rather forgotten fight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably will happen eventually but since the "real" version of that fight is the FATE not the Trial, it seems low on the priority list. I'll take Shinryu though

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have my ARR Fanta on my retainer just waiting for hrothgals to be unleashed upon this world

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I gotta wonder how souls work in XIV. I'm pretty sure the ancients couldn't make them, but all the races have them right? Even like kobolds and shit? Could Azem's reincarnation have been a Kobold?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Souls are generated by the planet if an entity abides by the laws of nature. Azem could have reincarnated as a beastman, yeah. There's a sahagin with the Echo which means his soul was an Ancient.

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Add Green Mage and Corsair jobs and Beastmaster as the second Limited Job, Yoshi.

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