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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do lalafells make babies?
    How fricking small are their infants?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They have massive wieners.
      Lala women are literally just Built™ to take dick. They give birth the way kiwi birds do.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I get comfy dungeon grindan
    >Raidbucks get to seethe
    Yep, I think the casuals won again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to fill all her holes with disgusting stuff.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nanamo is so fricking cute bros

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gross

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          is she actually cute or are you just someone that wants to frick toddlers?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Cute = I want to frick it
            The internet has ruined you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My entire FC was talking about how cute she was. And frick, they were right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Casuals always win, thats why this game is only worth playing 2 weeks a year

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at 6/12 and I'm already tired of doing it honestly.
    My savage job is SGE (ilvl625) so it's my most geared.
    My SAM is only ilvl610 and it take a frick ton of damage so having to heal myself is annoying.
    My Tanks are also 610 but they feel just as fast as my SGE.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Solo'd Variant my first time, it's neat but it feels very slow, and like said you need to heal yourself a lot which is annoying.

      I thought you were able to Solo the Savage version?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looking at the mechanics of ASS I really doubt you can solo it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I thought you were able to Solo the Savage version?
        Both the bosses and the dungeon have an enrage timer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I solo'd the variant dungeon my first time and other than bloodbath I only had to heal when I fricked up a mechanic, what were you doing? Not using rampart properly?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well shit did Primal just implode?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's over............

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's over............

      You are free, my sons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i just got d/ced when at 10% on the final boss of my second solo subtarrane

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Shut down in the middle of us killing the hamster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Luckily I was just setting my workshop stuff up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        D2 is rest day right? or did they changed it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The spreadsheet recommends resting on reset day.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            should always rest day 1 so you can study the new supply and demand

            I meant this.
            They recommended to rest D2 on top of D1

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i can see that. just in case you don't have leavings gathered for what you need. 2 day gap also lets you plant crops specifically for day 3

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          should always rest day 1 so you can study the new supply and demand

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Day 1 is always a rest day since you don't know what to make before it.
          Your other rest day depends on what's good on what days. Typically I just go one day at a time and when I get to a day where there's no way to chain together (very) high/nonexistent demand/supply items I just make that my rest day.
          Tomorrow is a fine rest day since there's only one nonexistent/high item (ribbon) for example.
          Today is an incredibly shitty week though since all the granary crafts are average demand besides the silver cuffs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aether too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Siren as well.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Commiefornia probably ran out of electricity again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No it's probably just more DDOS attacks like what happens every single time new content releases.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >get relic
      >oh this looks nice red, guess I'll dye it
      >servers crash as soon as I do this

      I'm sorry it was my fault

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't tried savage yet but he's the second boss in the criterion dungeon normal mode at least. It took my group a long time to get past the fluffy guy.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Balmung just went down as well what the frick
    I was busy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So the mystery homie is Julyan, right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why would Julyan bust Dr. Lugae out of jail?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she thinks he took hildi? i dunno. probably another "clone"

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dungeon-wise, what's the best thing to do to push past levels -0 when leveling something for experience gain? Doing the level -9 dungeon, or doing whatever the latest -0 dungeon is?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah whatever is your closest in term of level is a good dungeon to run.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Level cap dungeons give poor experience compared to leveling dungeons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't have roulettes to get past it, PvP is the best way to level at X0. Failing that, Bozja/Deep Dungeons are the best.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anything from -1 to -9, just figure out which one you can burn through the fastest in the tier. All of the -0s take longer and the exp is half-assed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      X9 gives the best exp until the next X1 dungeon, the only exclusion to this is the shit in MSQ roulette

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >444 in queue
    what just happened?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post bunny asses.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Another crash while in queue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are the wowbucks seriously DDOSing for a fricking casual dungeon release?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its the zodiark trancers doing it because they're FORCED to do hildebrand quests

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tick tock xivoid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Twitch drops
          >Play now right when we say and don't miss it and be sure to interact with social media engagement metrics goyim

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How does anyone unironically get excited for a literal Second Life-tier dragon design, anyway? That's admitting your only subscribers remaining are literal scaly gays.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How could anyone actually enjoy nu-WoW
          Those playable "dragons" look like DeviantArt rejects

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the artist who made them has a deviant art full of this shit anon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yikes. Wtf ever happened to Sam Wise? His designs were based. (Even if he was a panda lover)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He shills NFTs now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Double yikes. How the mighty have fallen. I guess time to make every character a gay twink now and make everyone hold hands. Frick current WoW.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lol gay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            WoW BTFO

            >find the Osmon npc doing the variant quest
            >seems innocuous enough
            >actually read his dialogue and notice it's kind of a sneak diss
            >he says he's not good enough in combat to ever see anything you talk about and survive to tell the tale
            Oh dear...

            Asmon BTFO

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Twitch drop

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >twitch drops
            >p-please watch our streamers!
            >we need the "social engagement"!
            This is sad.

            mad because squeenix is too incompetent to figure out twitch drops

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's a weak retort, anon, come on now. You can do better than that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you can do better than white knight for some technically illiterate japanese businessmen

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're Chinese moron. Blizzard has been run by them for about 10 years now.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              To be honest they don't want to do any sort of integration with literally anything as any small change they may perform will break something else entirely irrelevant. You can thank their spaghetti code of a game, and also the reason why the servers have been dying, someone I know, allegedly, he found a way to force restart the servers by doing something pretty silly, he even streamed it on my end to see and it indeed happened but could be just a perfectly timed coincidence too

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So which is it?

              [...]
              Relax, you literally had to pay $20 to a streamer to get a BBC.

              Your tantrum would be funny, if it weren't so sad.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ask the trannies who initially got butthurt about wows twitch drops

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Show me one. I only see people laughing at it and you desperately defending your brand.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >twitch drops
            >p-please watch our streamers!
            >we need the "social engagement"!
            This is sad.

            Relax, you literally had to pay $20 to a streamer to get a BBC.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >shill for wow
              >get bot views that leave in waves every 30min
              >shill for xiv
              >get $20 every minute

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I got that when I bought a thing on amazon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I got mines from Amazon after buying some vidya

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >twitch drops
          >p-please watch our streamers!
          >we need the "social engagement"!
          This is sad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >SE releases half baked races that have limited access to a glamour slot
          >Blizzard release an even more half baked race with more transmog slots locked away in their battle form (i.e. what you'll be in 80% of the time), and an extremely restricted class selection
          it's like a fricking race to the bottom.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            but can bunnies fly?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. Bunnies look pretty fly.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy your dragqueen shit expansion and get lightning affixes fricking your melee dps in gay+ anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There must something genuinely wrong with your brain if you still unironically play Blizzard games.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The expansion consists of 4 leveling zones, talent trees, profession changes, a worse version of gw2 mounts and staggered rep grinds. Oh and a smallish raid along with 4 new dungeons for M+ for 9 months. Unless you're a treadmill buck there's literally fricking nothing to do at 70 and half the features are housekeeping lmao.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's truly the first wow expansion that I have absolutely zero interest in, genuinely liberating.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, don't do this to yourself. It's time to let the game go, WoW's not the same WoW you grew up with. It's only getting worse, and it will continue to get worse until people stop playing it.

          Don't be sad because it's over, be happy it happened.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Would Microsoft have saved Wow, or would it have just continued its downward spiral?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do you know any IPs Microsoft bought and then "saved"?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Age of empires

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't MS always have AOE?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and its dead it will never have the kino of aoe2

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the same way as how is halo currently

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Twitch drop

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh god, you're actually serious

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          People mock WoW but at least people will play this expac. No one plays FFXIV in the off-season. FCs and friends lists are empty for half the year, including now despite the new patch. If people wanted us to avoid WoW, perhaps they should log the frick back in to XIV?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >People mock WoW but at least people will play this expac
            Sure they will anon 🙂

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No one is fricking playing FFXIV anymore, and if they are, they're doing it solo. You know that people will play Dragonflight. That's not conjecture, that's a fact. Maybe not as much as in 2008, but there will be people. I play an MMO for the multiplayer, not to suck off some midget troony in a solo dungeon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No one is fricking playing FFXIV anymore
                >Playerbase increased since expansion launch
                lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >delusional wowgay brings up trannies for no reason

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                6.2 has been a dynamite patch.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This patch has been an absolute bore.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kek. Totally man.
                >MSQ drops two hotties, including one of most fun extremes I've had
                >casuals eating well. VERY well, with variant and island sanctuary
                >hardcores got criterion, criterion +, AND a really good panda raid.
                >lots of banging songs
                >Chad Hildy
                >Omicron questline is looking good
                Can't comment on Tataru, or was taht last patch?

                basically, everyone is a winner this patch.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s not about “winners”, it’s about making multiplayer content worth playing. Criterion and savage require a static now, it’s not for most people. And the casual content is so linear and repetitive. They really want us to repeat the same dungeon 12 times? And people defend this? Sure, it’s something, but the game itself is lacking in endgame content and many people realize this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it's linear
                >it has 12 routes
                What did he mean by this?
                Also
                >require statics
                Lol, no.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No endgame
                >said by people who haven't even gotten to endgame
                Snore.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wow players are probably the most pitiful I have ever seen in recent memory. Like you actively see your game you played for 18 years go to shit and you can’t do anything about it. But you’re too attached to quit it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pokegays are probably worse off as human beings than wowgays, but pokemon games are at least better than blizzard's latest shitfests so it's a tough call.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                FFXIV is going to shit too, but everyone’s too busy sucking off Yoshit-Piss to realize it. He has a cult of personality, the whole FFXIV community is in this weird parasocial relationship with him. Half the player base just stands around AFK and party finder is always empty besides the mandatory re-clears. Criterion is barely in PF. We get drip-fed visual novel bullshit. At least WoW has people who actually play the fricking content instead of trooning out their modbeasts or standing in Limsa jerking off.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >yoshit-piss
                frick off barry the thread is nearly over go somewhere else like the /gif/ troon threads you admitted to frequenting.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Let's think a little, anon.
                We have Panda savage in PF and its about 2 months old.
                but day one content isn't? Why do you think that is?
                Could it be... because people having 1-3 friends? because it can be solod?
                Man, WoWplayers are dumb as frick at times.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Trying to reason with shadowbabbies

                There's a reason most ARR chads don't play this watered down meme game anymore.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                stop samegayging yourself barry.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you knew the Barry lore you'd know the post you're accusing of being Barry originally isn't him. Barry literally knows nothing about FFXIV's gameplay systems, he's obsessed with social media metrics and nothing else. You're bad at Barry-spotting and probably a shadowbabby as well.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                barry is the moron who coined yoshit-piss you ape. I've been playing since mid heavensward.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He did coin it. It can also be posted by people who are not him. Again, the real Barry doesn't actually know how FFXIV plays because he doesn't actually play videogames anymore, he does nothing but melt down on Ganker and try to win arguments with twitch metrics.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the amount of time hes spent in xiv threads would severely disagree with you. he doesnt need to know how it actually plays all he needs to do is lurk and find specifics to spout to bait responses. just like he did with devil may cry and animation cancelling to bait people who liked 4 against people playing 5.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >nooo why is the smaller 4 man content that was created for players that want to do harder content with their smaller groups of friends without needing to resort to the aids that is party finder not showing up in the party finder aAAAAA DEAD GAME
                You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer are you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >ffxiv is just as bad as wow
                >wow losing players as ffxiv gaining players
                How are they even the same?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            heh

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uh...I can't even log in to the client, what is going on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The servers sharted when everyone was trying to log back in. They're better now, though.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >finished crafting calfskin pants about two seconds before the servers ate shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Might want to hold off on any crafting until tomorrow.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my friends got all 12 endings without looking it up.
    Feels good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Since you're so amazing I'm legitmately curious how you found out the stupid emote order for Mammet Ravana. Was there a hint somewhere along one of the routes or is it some obscure ARR thing you had to pay attention to?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Read the Record logs dum-dum. All the routes are in the text. I think the emote order was in route 7's log?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Neat! Thanks for the info

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DC'd right when I cleared P7S
    Fricking RIP. The GMs aren't doing anything about this are they?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Get through 600 queue to be waiting in dungeon for everyone to get back
    error for a second time, lobby error closes the game
    YOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      epic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I lucked out and was able to login instantly.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GETTING ENDWALKER LAUNCH FLASHBACKS

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's the same as normal

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >jiggle physics mods are out now
    >and a plugin to fix the ingame physics as well
    Finally.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the game always had some moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice reading comprehension

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably for the body sized tumors and lard asses they like to attach to their characters

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          most likely, i dunno why this trash spread so much or at least with ppl here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          most likely, i dunno why this trash spread so much or at least with ppl here

          Of course it's the third world console players who get triggered by mods

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me you play on a console or toaster without specifically saying so
        The physics would disappear at respectable framerates.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's just fox and grapes about mods anon, leave them alone. They don't need it anyway since their game already runs at a silky smooth 30 FPS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's the plugin?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    honestly i rather hang out with pippin. nanamo is like alisaie. trash and forced upon you .

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pippin is underused. I want to see more of the manlet tank.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Savage Dungeon!
    >Instead of careful route planning and mob control it's just the same jumprope but now with 4 people
    I don't know what I expected

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >careful route planning
      Sure, for 3 hours.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >route planning and mob control
      go back to wow

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >recycled ravana

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you make it sound like a bad thing

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >8 or 9th week in
    >Still only ilvl 224
    >Puglife
    >Haven't won a single left or right upgrade beside the weapon which isn't even bis
    I am, so tired...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im 628 only missing 1 augmented necklace and I only do PF
      and my alt job is 622
      finally got my mount today too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you're doing ultimates day one or into parsing reclears are kind of a waste of time if you're not enjoying the process.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >find the Osmon NPC doing the variant quest
    >seems innocuous enough
    >actually read his dialogue and notice it's kind of a sneak diss
    >he says he's not good enough in combat to ever see anything you talk about and survive to tell the tale
    Oh dear...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is gay with that makeup custom face and how it talks or a troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THERE IT IS DOOD

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to get the bonewicca fending boots
    >game gives me multiples of every other kind of boots in the dungeon
    Boy, I hate this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Keep them all in your inventory, the last "pity" drop you get at the end is.
      1.-Always for the job you're playing
      2.-Never a duplicate of something you already have in your inv.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's only for leveling dungeons, not x0 dungeons.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          False

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the other person is correct.
            Only leveling dungeons have the guaranteed drops.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              False, look.IT.UP

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Wrong

                then why have I run Paglth'an like 10 times on caster and not gotten the pants? lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bad luck

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
                You don't get the guaranteed pity drop if it's not a leveling dungeon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the other person is correct.
          Only leveling dungeons have the guaranteed drops.

          Wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Manusya is a recolor of Bonewicca, just run Tower of Zot

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >item level is synced in variant dungeons
    >melee has like 10k less HP than casters
    huh?????????????????????????????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Item level isn't synced in the variant dungeon though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The Sil'dihn Subterrane has begun.
        >Your item level has been synced to 635.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well anon if you see anyone who's gear is getting synced you should probably leave before they use the same wizard powers they used to equip nonexistent >635 gear on you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not how it works and you know it

          also, just got d/ced again while trying to fight the hecatoncheir

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It literally fricking says synced to 635

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but you are moronic. it doesnt sync up, it only syncs down.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So it doesn't actually fricking sync, does it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                how are you at this level and still do not understand how ilvl sync works in this game?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >how do you not know this thing that was never explained ever?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you've been dealing with this since sastasha.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Might be a fellow moron but I thought thats what it meant as well. Did a variant at ilvl 600 (just came back after a break in 6.1) and it was slow as frick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it is an upper end cap only. Any items above the sync ilvl also do not give you the materia stats, but the lower of the two secondary stats can go higher than the ilvl cap items have. non-current ultimate bis plays around with this system a lot to minmax stats.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Holy frick how many times does it need to be explained to you morons?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i had 100k+hp on my samurai

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BRUH.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell got kicked again

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am MAD
    MAD about SERVERS

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shall. not. be. infringed.
    GODbert, indeed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Godbert so unbelievably based and always immensely correct and heroic despite ostensibly existing as an niche comic relief character from a side questline?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        everyone in the manderville quest are pretty cool dudes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've appreciated that the Endwalker Hildibrand stuff has given us many opportunities to have the WoL be entirely down with Hildibrand's bullshit, considering him a good friend and also deeply understanding his behavior. Also spiking bombs at him, but such playful rough-housing is normal between friends.

          [...]
          How strong exactly is Godbert, do you think?
          I figure he's about as strong as Raubahn. Like top 5 strongest in Ul'Dah for sure

          Stronger than the average bert.

          Godbert, Ardbert, and Nyelbert create a strong pantheon of berts

          hes stronger than raubahn and so is hildibrand.

          I don't know if Hildibrand is physically powerful, he's just unimaginably durable. I don't think he's ever resorted to violence because it'd be ungentlemanly of him.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yep the wol being part of the manderville crew is kino. even godbert in the relics quest being oh shit what the frick to a veteran like wol used to his shannigans was hilarious. Gerolt is pretty based too. every non scion crew the wol hangs out with is pretty based.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Emmanellain should be an honorary Bert

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              hes based and but i want to do more stuff with artoriel with out that homosexual aymeric hanging around.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Godbert is able to suplex Hildi, as it's an expression of love
            >we and Nashu are also able to bomb the shit out of Hildi, because the madness we engage is, is also a show of love
            Deepest lore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Godbert so unbelievably based and always immensely correct and heroic despite ostensibly existing as an niche comic relief character from a side questline?

      How strong exactly is Godbert, do you think?
      I figure he's about as strong as Raubahn. Like top 5 strongest in Ul'Dah for sure

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hes stronger than raubahn and so is hildibrand.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is he stronger than Ran'jit, then? Stronger than pre-death Zenos?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yep. ranjit was just a padding homosexual character until thancred and minfilia could get their arcs reseolved. zenos was a mary sue homosexual.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It was sephiroth clone but gayer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stronger than the average bert.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He operates on cartoon logic, so I don't know if he can be compared to any other character.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Godbert is the Tom Bombadil of FFXIV.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's a very good description, Tom being one of the most powerful characters in Middle Earth yet has no interest or is incapable of involving himself outside of his self imposed boundary limits.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I don’t think he used the teleported to get to the moon so consider that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >One of the strongest and most influential men on the planet currently alive
      >Only wants to empower others and help the weak against existential threats

      An actual hero.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >son want to help people with their problems

        hildi is also a based hero.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Did jackshit during the final days

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he apparently fought off blasphemies while in radz at han, but laments not being able to save many people

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That very cutscene mentions that Godbert was actively fighting and killing Blasphemies during the Final Days. The reason he wants to make the Manderville weapons is because he was so distraught that he couldn't save more people.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >So I'll make some weapons...for only the WoL to use

            Ok?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I assume you're either new, or you don't bother reading ingame text.
              The whole reason Rowena funds these relics is because she has artisans create less-powerful replicas she sells to others.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >We'll make cheap knockoffs for the people.

                What's the point, then? We don't even see NPCs use any sort of "weaker" anima/anima/eureka weapons either.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's mostly because there weren't any NPCs to showcase those. If you look at the Bozja NPCs, they gradually get resistance weapons.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >If you look at the Bozja NPCs, they gradually get resistance weapons.
                Really? Never noticed that. That's pretty cool.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're not ready. A LOT of things get updated between quests. And I mean ALL types of quests. B team scions talk about shit and things develop. World changes, etc.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I know about that in general senpai. Just never noticed that Bozja detail.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it explains why other players have relic weapons in lore probably
                they're just good knock offs, while your WoL has the real thing

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Each of the relic lines starting in HW has it that the WoL is basically blazing the trail on prototype weapons that are intended to see wider use and application after all the experimenting is done. Anima weapons were Rowena trying to market uniquely powerful weapons to adventurers, the Eureka weapons were trying to make use of the aether in Eureka, and the Resistance weapons were being made for all of the best fighters in the Resistance and other people wielding the weapons were in the story. Manderville stuff is probably the same way.

              And giving the WoL incredibly powerful weapons is honestly a pretty solid general defense strategy.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I guess Yoshi-P is telling me to go to sleep.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the servers going down is just another boss mechanic you need to dodge Criterion
    skill issue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The hardest of enrages

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it activates the player's enrage. A fresh idea in raid design.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DC'd
    >sit in queue until 100th in line
    >DC'd
    alright i get it ill go to sleep
    better fix youre shitting fricking servers before i wake up

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Its a 4 dps in the dungeon episode
    >And theyre all ranged but me
    sigh, *opens dungeon finder to change my heal spell to the aggro one* alright lets go

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you can change class inside the dungeon anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tanks arent needed at all anyways its fine

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it is [current year]
    >there are still people who do not understand that ilvl sync will sync you down, but not sync you up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have 10 minutes to find where the game explains this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the tutorial for the duty finder, the tutorial that you have to click 'yes i understand' to get into bozja

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          post a screenshot, youve still got 8 minutes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >post a screenshot, youve still got 8 minutes
            >while the game servers are in a constant state of crashing
            you are clever

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              4 minutes b***h

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, Bozja is the only place that will sync you upwards.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I am so moronic I cannot learn from observation and experimentation like 250,000 years of human ancestry
        Jesus christ, anon. Don't breed. Let the moron lineage end with you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          who are you quoting? i know it only synchs you down dumb frick
          why is asking a game to explain its mechanics to the players sacrilege around here?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        FATEs

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The solo Nanamo dungeon is too hard. I can't do it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Enable matchmaking moron-kun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You re the reason this game is stagnating unsub right now and dont come back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No way, anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY frick HOW BAD DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FAIL AT THIIS? it is LITERALLY scaled to be easy for you holy frick you are bad there is no excuse you are fricking garbage and should uninstall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had a friend saying it was too hard as well. Besides dying once to a barrel mechanic, I had no issue with Gunbreaker. Is it just a class issue, or are people genuinely bad?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People are just genuinely bad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        people are bad or are not taking the actions they should. guarantee you some moron is going in there solo with raise as an action.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I would bet money some dps went in there solo with raise and the taunt

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I took raise as an action only because I thought Nanamo would be fighting alongside me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ooooh.
            Yea, don't bring raise or the enmity generation action (though apparently it can stun?)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can exchange inside dungeon class and actions in the same menus before entering

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you expect dps who bring raise to a solo instance to know that?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nope i just tell an advice that they skip it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Noooo, they aren't hard at all. Yea, you might die the first time at a new boss, but the second time, no way.
        The only thing i noticed is that you really need to pick your actions well. Tank usually needs a heal spell, as there is constant damage. And DPS (probably?) needs rampart.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I ran it a couple of times as DPS without rampart just fine. Only because I didn't know you could change your actions.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, I wasn't sure. I only ran DPS once, but it was with my FC, so I wasn't alone. I used rampart when tank died the once.
            But yea, Solo I haven't tried as DPS. only tank and healer.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Solo is easy as DPS. Rampart when its on cooldown/before tank busters for the damage shield and the cure regen will pretty much keep you alive unless you frick up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yea maybe I'll go in as Ninja. I've been wanting to relearn its mechanics.
                I assume you can't use these dungeons for the tank mount achievements?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't tried yet, worth checking out

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Trusts don't. But yea, I'll give it a test.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >go in as WAR with heal and shield abilities
        It may take me 40 minutes to clear, but I AM FRICKING INVINCIBLE.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I picked dot over shield.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Takes like 15 minutes as RPR

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    variant and criterion dungeons are fun but I can't for the life of me understand why it doesn't work like unreal or bozja where your ilvl is forced to min so you can just play any job. if it's not going to be an actual system for people who want to just play 4man and be able to progress their character then why make it so you have to acquire 8man gear? seems a little backwards to me.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it safe to log in

    I don't wanna get hamster'd and kicked out

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do the criterion dungeons give potsherds as well, or just silver?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HALLOWEEN IN 1 MINUTE LADS

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have over 31100 hours in this game. I have played since beta. I have raided HC every tier and I have gotten world firsts. It's time to move on. THis game is fricking bad now. There is nothing to do in this game except afk in limsa and hit on horny fat girls who have no other options. It is a waste of your time. Ganker will tell you otherwise but please believe me. I have wasted 9 years of my life doing nothing but playing this game. Just move on and do something else. It isn't worth it. Every patch is the same content rehashed over and over. Savage raids continuously get easier. Nothing new is added. Jobs get simpler. The skill ceiling is constantly removed and the devs cater to people who do not care about the game but use it as a glorified chat room with sex mods. The HC community is filled with homosexuals and buttholes who constantly cheat on their gfs and ostracize anyone who slightly annoys them. It is an endless circlejerk of incel neets that hate themselves and project it onto others to make them miserable. They will literally bully people into killing themselves before they admit they are unattractive losers. The devs do not care about their playerbase. They will take your money and change nothing and add nothing new. Just play frick something else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I do not care.
      I did not ask.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Person no-lifes a game and regrets decision
      lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just bec ause i no lifed the game does not make my opinion invalid. you can continue to waste your money and play a game that will never be good or give you any kind of validation because everything you earn becomes worthless in 3 months but eventually you will realize i was right and that you wasted your time for nothing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Funnily enough I don't play videogames for validation maybe that's why you feel like shit now lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Then i am very sorry for you if you are playing xiv for fun because this game will not give you fun for more than 2 weeks

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm already having fun because I wasn't the one who wasted 9 years of their life looking for validation from a videogame rofl

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it doesnt really make your opinion worth more than anyone elses either though. What made you think it was worth sharing? It's just another fart in space.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >just bec ause i no lifed the game does not make my opinion invalid.
          It absolutely does. It's like asking an old man if they're ready to die versus asking a 20 year old.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            youre right 9 years of experience is worthless versus someone who has just started playing the game and can barely clear savage. are you fricking moronic anon?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              When you're talking about enjoying a game, yes. Someone who has done everything a hundred times over is no one to get advice from.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                correct because this game constantly repeats content and only does the same thing over and over. is that fun to you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. Hence why I stop playing after I finish everything. I'm not some weirdo who keeps playing for 30k hours.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post fishing log

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is it worth resubbing? didn't kill P8S P2 yet either cause i lost interest. i've never done hildibrand and have no real interest in that so seems like i'm cucked out of half the content anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no the game is shit and will never be as good as heavensward ever again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends. the new dungeons are pretty great. But you could wait till 6.3 too.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker bots will ignore this post because this website isnt real anymore as is entirely paid AI

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hi anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hello GPT-3

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    doesnt it make you wonder if maybe just maybe the devs have fricked up if there are so many arguments about how the game works?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it's the dev's fault that there are morons playing their game, really. It's hard to gatekeep that.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No Meteion costume
    ONE.JOB

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dungeons sorta disappointing to be honest. It's fun the first 3 times just exploring, then it becomes clear it's just as formulaic as everything else in the game. Also can't level alt jobs in it, no catch-up gear, only 1 cosmetic set.

    Meh, decent first iteration but it's lacking. Despite being new content it feels already old because it just repeats old systems and incentives. Before I even had access to the rewards age I guessed there would be a mount/cosmetic set/orchestrion roll/materia. There strength to be had in that sort of reliability from the game but frick me does it get repetitive.

    Might just let my sub run out in a couple days and come back for 7.0.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hm, it's the first of its type. I think they'll probably fix it up. It's DEFINITELY a good idea and had lots of cool shit in it.
      I have hope. I'm actually not disappointed.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mechanics guides are nice but when are we going to get mitigation and healing guides? Because good gods, some people really need that in Abyssos Savage.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw we'll never get the loporitt dance from the new hildi quests as a emote

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw listening to the Elysion theme

    I know it's just a toned down version of Close The Distance but it's really nice and relaxing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Song is called "Cradle of Hope". Gives away the entire intention of the plot line right there.

      From the Endsinger's death comes life from nurtured phantoms of long dead races. Its disturbingly beautiful and haunting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know it's leading up to all the dead races working together for a happy ending, but I'm still looking forward to it. Lets us learn more about them and I'm hoping we get to see them bond over the fact they all died awful deaths and get to try again one more time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, it's blatantly obvious what they are going for and it was an obvious and good choice.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man i'm kinda tired of playing. I came back for the patch but turned off the game in like 5 minutes. I think i'm just gonna stop playing for like a year.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same choomfie
      Thanks to Russia I'll also keep my house, bless them and frick nazikraine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how do you do fellow /misc/bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. 5k hours of /playtime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've done the same multiple times anon, nothing wrong with that at all. Wait until you feel like coming back, and there will be a shitton of new content for you to dive into.

      the longest break I took was from 4.3 to 5.2, and I don't regret it at all

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a rundown on the last patch, is it worth subbing? I haven't played since the last alliance raid release. My gear probably sucks too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it is a dungeon with slightly harder bosses with zero reward other than some shitty glamour that you will never use. is that worth $15 to you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's no rewards from the dungeon, and there's nothing else contentwise in the patch?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you get glamour, a mount, and materia. the rewards are garbage.

          >zero reward
          You don't even get better ilvl items?
          I did want more dungeon content since they are all faceroll difficulty, but I don't know

          you only get gear from doing savage raids, and it is immediately replace with crafted gear when a new tier comes out, rendering it useless. are you new to the game?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >You don't even get better ilvl items?
            Go back

            You two morons with no reading comprehension, I said in my post that I have shit gear. I know you get crafted gear and build upon it with savage/tomestone gear and whatnot. I'm wearing shit from 2 patches ago, I was asking if this dungeon would give any gear that would put me between current crafted gear and current savage gear

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it literally gives no gear. you are the moron with no reading comprehension because i straight up told you it gives you glamour, a mount, and materia but apparently you can fricking read. exactly in line with the average playerbase of this game that can barely fricking clear savage content. continue wasting your money on a shit game you mongoloid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >zero reward
        You don't even get better ilvl items?
        I did want more dungeon content since they are all faceroll difficulty, but I don't know

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You don't even get better ilvl items?
          Go back

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >slightly harder bosses
        Post clear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda if you wanna do the entire patch 6.2 content or wait 6.35 or 6.4 so you can do almost all the expansion patches content

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh you haven't touched 6.2 at all?
      Then yes. If just 6.25... hmm... the dungeons are good but you could wait for 6.3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can hold off until 6.3. SE is taking the approach that the new content shouldn't have an expiration date and can be done solo.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >forced to turn into a woman for the Halloween event
    Oh god, this IS a troony game!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its turning into troony wow yes

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When will the 6.28 patch drop?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno but if its just for crappy job balances better save it for 6.3 yoshitpiss

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nov 1

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NEW SPOOKY HIDEOUT BROS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna come back here after the event is over its not fairrrr reeeeeee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I need it as a housing skin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was this in one of the previous years as well or is it entirely new?

      Seems a lot of dev effort for something with so little use.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's brand new. Haukke manor is still accessible too but this seems to be the new annual Halloween hangout.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's so many art assets too, all unique furnishings and clutter.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does paladin have the reputation for spreadsheeting out fights when gnb suffers from shit going wrong if you dont spreadsheet way more and also has more ways things can go wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its older than gnb btw frick the 3 shells slots the x attack should be just an ocd like blast with that long cd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GNB is braindead easy what the frick are you talking about? the only time you lose damage is if you have to move during your combo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you have to hit gnashing fang and blasting zone every 30s or you start to drift out of buffs/lose uses, which means you need to be in melee range with a cartridge when this comes up. you also need to be in melee range with 2 extra carts every minute for double down or that starts drifting as well, getting these carts requires about 30 seconds of melee uptime

        all of this means that if fight mechanics line up in a way where you need uptime to hit these buttons on cooldown but the boss has fricked off or getting into melee range will kill you, you're shit out of luck and now you're doing less damage then normal. storms crown EX is an recent example where you want to hit no mercy/bloodfest a few gcds earlier then the normal opener in order to have gnashing fang on cooldown sooner so you can land its first hit just as barbie jumps away for curling iron because the normal 123 timing will have gnashing fang come back off cooldown as she jumps away and then that shit drits a good 15 seconds

        compare this to paladin spreadsheets, where you hit an ogcd to turn on requiescat well in advance to when you actually need it, 20 seconds of your 60s rotation loop are long range attacks, missing a goring blade is much less potency lost then missing a gnashing fang, and your only resource is mp that is impossible to run out of unless you're spamming clemency

        AND gnb has to weave more, meaning that if you actually have to do your fricking job as a tank instead of just hitting a training dummy you often have to do shit like premtively weave mitigations well in advance to when you need them and hope the duration is long enough while paladin can often just hit buttons in response to the cast bar

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >G-GNB IS REALLY HARD GUISE, I SWEAR
          frick off troon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i accept your concession

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I accept your concussion, troon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you have to hit gnashing fang and blasting zone every 30s or you start to drift out of buffs/lose uses, which means you need to be in melee range with a cartridge when this comes up. you also need to be in melee range with 2 extra carts every minute for double down or that starts drifting as well, getting these carts requires about 30 seconds of melee uptime
          this isn't hard, just 1-2-3 until no mercy/gnashing fang comes up and use burst strike to not over cap

          >AND gnb has to weave more, meaning that if you actually have to do your fricking job as a tank instead of just hitting a training dummy you often have to do shit like premtively weave mitigations well in advance to when you need them and hope the duration is long enough while paladin can often just hit buttons in response to the cast bar
          GNB only has to weave during it's burst window/gnashing fang which usually has you standing still and not having to react to any mechanics
          also if you're "hoping" that your mit lasts long enough then you don't know the fight yet, which is what's actually making you think the job is hard

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nice reddit spelling and spacing moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ok

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >that
              >reddit spacing
              You couldn't be more of a tourist if you tried, moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah I'm hear to tour your mom's nuts lmao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's not reddit spacing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >invalid argument
                >troon pic
                yep, it fits

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I gave an example from a current fight where "just 123 until things come off cooldown" can frick you and you need to time out the fight to move things around so it all works out, exactly like paladins love to jerk off over

            >GNB only has to weave during it's burst window/gnashing fang which usually has you standing still and not having to react to any mechanics
            you do it every 30s and most of the fights this savage tier love to have lots of bullshit happening during 2 minute window

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >this isn't hard, just 1-2-3 until no mercy/gnashing fang comes up and use burst strike to not over cap
            when boiled down pld rotation is just pressing 1 button over and over (atonement, holy spirit, confeitor) and inebetween you 123 to keep a dot up
            >GNB only has to weave during it's burst window/gnashing fang which usually has you standing still and not having to react to any mechanics
            which is still way more weaving then what pld has to do, a class that gets to be a ranged dps for its burst phase

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no gaia
    >no yotsuyu
    >no zenos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bro your Zero?

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >furniture and emote us just buy for gil

    Let me just buy two dozen of those lamps.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FILTERED BY A FRICKING HAMSTER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >new Variant dungeons with each/every other patch from now on
    >along with Island Sanctuary updates
    >BLU battle royale pretty much confirmed
    >and comfy Relic grind
    Good time to be a casul

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >BLU battle royale pretty much confirmed
      uh huh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>BLU battle royale pretty much confirmed
      Please look forward to it (in 7 years)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >BLU battle royale pretty much confirmed
        uh huh.

        Gonna dab on you guys when it comes out

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          in 7 years when everyone else has moved on to better games sure

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. You'll still be subbed, b***hing about the game on Ganker.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What’s stopping me from playing both games?

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KRILE

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So are the variant dungeons skill based or gear based? I mean, can you dodge shit or do you just have to face tank devastating auto attacks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Variant is about as difficult as your standard dungeon. Criterion is harder than most extremes they've released recently.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Variant boss mechanics are a smidgeon more complex and numerous than a typical dungeon boss.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      variant is basically regular dungeon difficulty but you can solo it
      criterion is ex/savage level
      criterion savage is at or beyond ultimate difficulty

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one on one adventures with Nanamo in the ruins her parents once explored
    this feels almost as intimate as the entire waking the Ruby Princess adventure tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm enjoying it. i wish it wasn't a sewer but otherwise I like it and I might use it as a grind for tomestones.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just do the part that isn't a sewer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          True. Once i get all 12, I'll stick to it. But i love that Zombie Amaljaa. Might be worth the sewers.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros how does this guy know what a human is and why does he think an elezen is one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You dare question our pink haired translator overlord?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's from another shard. Maybe Hyurs are called humans there.
      Why he confuses an Elezen for one? heavy drug addition.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on what they call Hyur on the 13th. Gruff is a voidsent so he's not a native to the Source.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Human" is a catch-all term that covers all the playable races. Yes, even lalafells.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but lalas are a beast tribe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Since when

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does the halloween outfit dye well? post a screenshot with it pls

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best seasonal event ever

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bad timing for next bigger patch not out until January and the release of WOW expansion, probably FFXIV will lose a lot of popularity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fitting since the entire expansion seems to have the same amount of content than a typical content patch lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >for the first time ever Blizz doesn't time their releases to overlap with their competition
      What does it mean?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sort of surprised this expac isn't called "Dragonwalker"or "Endflight".

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Only play Bard catgirl
    >Just catch up with the MSQ and then unsub

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are the dead servers bait to transfer to the new DC?

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh my god bros...he's...h-he's..*snickers*....he's STUCK IN THE GROUND

    OH MY GOD HAHAHAHA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Truly the peak of comedy right here. Thank you Yoshi-P.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Weird to see him being the victim of slapstick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >haha just vaporize these sentient innocent clones

        This was actually pretty disturbing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he waves goodbye to the original
        Amazing how even failed Hildy are based beyond belief.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's great.

      >Godbert can't anticipate a depressed Hildibrand because it's simply unfathomable
      Peak comedy. Gimme 100 more of these instead of forcing our WoL to make meme responses around Graha Yshtola.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When's the FFXIV Store sale for this event? I wanted to buy a fricking mount REEEEEEEEEE

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nanamo's mom was kinda cute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason lalamommies are always the best.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd a tater foursome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, now we know where Nanamo gets her cute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mamamo sexo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fit for roe wiener ( no really she was raped by mistbeard)

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >more variant dungeons coming
    >AND we get a deep dungeon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder who the next NPC we help out is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kanye, since she mentioned wanting to adventure with us naturally

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, that would be nice.
          Mango is also a good pick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          While that would be cool Kan-E can actually kinda handle herself, she wouldn't just sit back and let you kill everything like Nanamo

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kanye, since she mentioned wanting to adventure with us naturally

            Kan-E's dungeon would probably involve telling the Elementals to shut the frick up, so she'd be pre-occupied each pull with doing elemental shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She'd probably "help" in the same way Mikoto does for Delubrum Reginae in that the game has her appear to cast spells but they don't actually do anything.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Kan-E's dungeon would probably involve telling the Elementals to shut the frick up, so she'd be pre-occupied each pull with doing elemental shit.

            Milk-truck

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            god I hate lalas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      artoriel hopefully no stupid mhiggers or doman chinks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Solo chads can't stop winning

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to Nanamo's cousin

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Lore
    >An extra secret boss
    >Incelcore glam
    >Silkie mount
    >Cute emote
    Casualchads we just keep winning.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Casualchads we just keep winning
      I'm still in the middle of the SB though. Titania scares me.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone says Criterion is just EX difficulty
    >group can't figure out why the line stack keeps dying at the very start of the fight
    Oh no

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Godbert mentions he was around when the Final Days started and everyone was turning into monsters
    >says even he wasn't able to save everyone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even admits he massively respects you for stopping it all and he can't think of anyone more deserving to wield his family's weapons than you.

      Not enough games have NPC's that just flat out call you an actual hero for performing heroic acts and saving untold amounts of lives. Most NPC's we encounter in FFXIV these days who know who we are feel completely star struck and comforted know we're around now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok but but give me the gold saucer expensive mount free motherfricker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As much as it might be cliche, I really like when it's acknowledged.
        Heavensward and Shadowbringers pulled this off for me so good, after ending the Dragon war and bringing the night back in Shadowbringers honestly felt so good.
        Having your achievements as a hero recognised as you say really shouldn't be downplayed when you deserve them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            reminder this guy lives and you can talk to him later

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          tbh endwalker wasnt so heroic you cross arm metaphorically when final days at not india and let the fake king lizard die and get devoured in cutscene

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and fujo cat does the paladin shit saving alisae of trailer isntead of you as paladin role im pissed that only benchmark videos you see wol doing shit in cutscenes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The point of the cutscene is that he's become a hero in his own right. You do plenty of heroic shit in cutscenes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              nope you just toss bomb this expansion at a joke sidequest and punch a gay edgelord as copypaste of mgs4 ending

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >two guys punching each other was invented by kojima
                oh right you're one of those morons that believes he actually invented cutscenes and cameras too eh? Opinion wholeheartedly discarded, seek counseling.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Not enough games have NPC's that just flat out call you an actual hero for performing heroic acts and saving untold amounts of lives
        feels good every single fricking time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Endwalker so boring?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they fricked the buildup of shadowbringer after killing zodiark

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lavosgays still malding almost a year later

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i dont give a frick about lavos or venat zodiark trancing im mad that they dont straight kill zenos at the moon and make the gay final shitbird boss better

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Barry
      >derailar de thread

      Every time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no tiene madre
      I loved it everytime.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >El Rotador

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still have no clue what the water level does

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dont stand on it moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ???

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did the writer of the PLD quests get away with it or did they fire him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      got away as the fujo fricking the ending of hydaelyn saga the nly fired is masuno

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ishikawa didn't write the PLD quests, dumbass

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't play the game so I wouldn't know, troon.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can the WoL get away with rave mixing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >rave mixing

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soloing the variant dungeon is a pretty cool way to practice a job you're not very good with. Unless you're a healer in which case you get to do even less than regular dungeons.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cast times
    >but you can move
    10/10 job design pve team is pure shite

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be the main gimmick for the new caster come next expansion, since they'll never make another turret caster for fear of BLM losing its top spot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hope not. It feels great on Bard and Machinist

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I agree too, but I think there would be too much uproar if they tried to revive bowmage and gunmage. Especially if they keep shitting on Pranged DPS numbers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        New caster would definitely be a dot caster after they purged that playstyle from SMN.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Blu is the dot caster and will be cause of parsegays

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Could be both. A DoT caster whose spells are mobile casts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Unless they purged that because they hate DoTs now. BRD is heading in that direction as every expansion sinks their DoTs a bit further into irrelevance.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >New dungeon is about Uldah being absolute israelite Black folk and murdering their past alliances
    I hate lalafells so goddamn much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pay the tax or get used like a stud horse, fricko.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't people ever bring up someone like Fyrgeiss who's also a monetarist and just as responsible for the israelite shit in ul'dah? Why only the potatoes?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lalas and their roes henchmen caused everything wrong with their world

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Arr ending anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because lalajews just feel funnier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's a tall lalafel.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Need more Eorzean baneposting.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I smile every time I see cats idling with this pose.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh shit, I never noticed it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                For me its when they expose their pits.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do we play on the same world? I've seen this exact outfit and it was on a gathering bot. Anon...?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Those gathering bots all have food names too. They need to frick off from coeurl.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's from cerberus and I just took the pic because that pose amuses me, if you look really closely you can see a bit of my character behind her tail.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A tallafel if you will

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              cursed image.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Don't talk to me or my son ever again

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Fricking cursed

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6/12, how do you get the remaining paths? I know the secret path for killing the lizards and that the teleporter is helm left and fruit right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Read the notes for the routes you've already done.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I know the secret path for killing the lizards
      That's only part 1 of that puzzle
      Read the lore entries you get
      Read the burglar's note in the treasury

      Outside of puzzles, the following things matter for lore entries:
      Left path: Whether you cleaned the pipes or left them dirty
      Middle path: Whether you pulled the right or left lever right in front of the final boss (if you didn't take the teleporter)
      Right path: Whether the Cryptic Portal was destroyed (after answering wrong) or left intact (answering correctly or not taking that route at all)
      All other choices or random events are completely irrelevant and just change the first boss' mechanics
      The puzzles were genuinely fun to figure out without a guide, highly enjoyed it, hope they do more of it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Whether you cleaned the pipes or left them dirty
        This only affects the mid-boss
        The real choices in the left path for the final boss is whether you touch all the dandelion patches or not or whether you open or ignore the barred door in the secret area

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like they did a good job balancing the dungeons for solo at least. No matter which role/job i try i seem to be getting around the same clear times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice!
      Then I'll definitely use it to refresh my memory of old classes. better than leveling roulettes with randoms.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >start playing a few months before endwalker came out
    >beat all the MSQ and story stuff
    >having a blast
    >play and beat endwalker
    >incredible time
    >take a short break after endwalker
    >haven't played since

    f-frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon you're doing what Yoshi-P intended.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I never even really made friends or played with them. I always got along well with people I played trials with or whatever, but never joined an FC or anything.

        It felt like a *big* FF game I had lots of fun. It feels a bit hard to jump back in now-like I'm too far behind. But I always imagine how I felt when I first started. All I really care about is the fun story and getting cool outfits for my guy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Since this was my first expansion release I felt this way but it happens that catching up is very easy and doing competent DPS in anything not Savage is more about not fricking up rotations than being BiS.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I never really struggled with difficulty (I've always played DRG) because as you said it's mostly just not messing up rotations or standing in the "stand here to die" spot. It's been fun

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >too far behind
          No, that's not how this game works. You can always catch up. People joining today in ARR are still 'catchup'. no fomo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is that a bad thing? Just play when you feel like it, most you miss is some event stuff

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon but why do I get FOMO from seasonal events?
        I'm fine and managing the scratch to play XIV but missing seasonal event shit makes it itchier. Was I caught by the glam israelite?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess :O you can use real money if you must.

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well done Nanamo, HOWEVER
    Where is the Yugiri dungeon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      have to get through the HW variant dungeon first

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its gonna be the lyse schizo b***h

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you think Raubahn feels about us bringing Nanamo into a dangerous underground ruin?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he doesnt give a shit cause wol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's miles away, he'll never know. until her body shows signs of pregnancy...
      Raubahn has no spies afterall.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Such a difference between the left and right path bosses, I take DF always take left

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is she giving me this look

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when you've got meth withdrawals but you think you're about to score a hit

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You gays DID get your hamster, right? You did them all solo too, right? Don't tell me you got carried like a shitter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is unironically easier to do them solo, since that way you get to decide what route you're taking.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        im duoing them all with a friend.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >bringing along a third wheel to your date with Nanamo
          kinda cringe ngl

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the friend is someone i'd spitroast nanamo with.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's fine too

          It is unironically easier to do them solo, since that way you get to decide what route you're taking.

          I ran one with my FC and have done 7 solo. Only a few more.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >just do it 12 times hehe
      getting the cards is worse eee rreeeee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, I’m not rushing to get it. I just unlocked it and tribes.

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ARR had better job design than Endwalker until 2.4. Introduction of Trick Attack ruined FFXIV.

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >expected Thorne Knight to be difficult since he was the secret boss
    >he turned out to be the easiest boss in the whole place

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Barrel dude is even easier I think.
      Actually, I don't mind having a secret boss not being the hardest. Just wish he was a BIT more of a challenge.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was the only boss i died to

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ausgay here who took a break after 5.3, how is the Australian population? I transferred from Kujata (JP) to Ravana which I believe was the most populated at the time the servers went up. How is Black Mage, did they nerf my main?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >how is the Australian population
      pretty good, I had no problem finding people to complete old/new content with.
      >How is Black Mage, did they nerf my main?
      he wouldn't allow that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If anything, seems almost guaranteed that ranged across the board will be getting buffs sometime soon.

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Amalj'aa
    Based
    >Thorne
    Based
    >Ul
    Cringe
    Yep, it's Ul'dah time

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All I want is a Trueblood Mail that I can dye but by frick the amount of grinding needed to get it kills me. I've never done Eureka. Help me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can get that from the first zone bro.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how long would it take to get

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The entire set will take a while. You'd probably hit elemental level 20 while grinding it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            god dammit

            I mean I guess it's fine, I don't mind that it takes time to work for cool glams. But by christ some of the DRG ones are locked behind some shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just go in and do the challenge logs and do all the fates you can.it’s way easier than it was at release because you have the echo. On primal it’s still alive and has near maxed out zones.

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do some classes feel better with the 2 minute meme meta, while most classes feel way worse because of it?

    They should just delete raid buffs and make the jobs that work well around them have their own damage cooldowns to work around. Frick this trick attack bullshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do some classes feel better with the 2 minute meme meta, while most classes feel way worse because of it?
      Like what? The only one i can think of its SAM and that wasnt even thanks to the shitty devs

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >By far the least fun I've had with an expansion.
    >No longer have any interest in the lore ever since Stormblood started rushing entire continents in just a handful of zones.
    >Garlemald is literally one map.
    >All jobs feel more sameish than ever.
    >Zones are ugly as frick ever since flying was introduced and never really got better.
    >Subscriber numbers higher than ever.

    Either I'm out of touch or it is the children who are wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're out of touch.
      We're out of tiiiime.

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