FFXIV 6.4

Is it kino?

  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno can a chud game be kino?
    probably not

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      cope wowchud

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        fuck off schizo

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    athena sex

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    To be Vrtra is to suffer

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    HAPPENING (in 4 months)

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Oh are they actually gonna smash the light world and dark world together or something? I remember thinking that they could do that when they first mentioned it.

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Does Vrtra have a boner for his sister or something?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Tiamat & Bahamut
      >Nidhogg & Ratatoskr
      It's a family thing

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Hraes had to settle for an Elezen because all of his sisters were taken

        Deepest lore.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      12000 year old ancient dragon that counseled us in 6.0 has been butchered . tiamat is the most stable dragon.

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    dumb padding in the middle to make the post patch even more padding.

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Remains best girl.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      We could have
      >nerdy archeology adventures with Y'shtola
      >workout episodes with Sweat-stinien
      >mercenary life with Thancred
      >rabbit wrangler with Urianger
      >school life episodes with the twins
      But instead we got this. It ain't fair bros, 6.1 started so well.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they really should have done this instead of the cringe zero and void shit

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I am so fucking disappointed we've never gotten more minigames like that time we played cards using Y'shtola's transformed body.
        Also that Estinien scene finally convinced me for sure they legit just put fanart pics inside the game as cutscenes. I already had my suHispanicions with the ending of 6.0 resembling that pic of wounded WoL with the other Scions so much but this one was just literally copypasted without a real story reason lmao.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          That’s official art though

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Zenos posters are mentally ill and need to be lined up an shot. That includes whatever dev that keeps putting shit with him in MSQ

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea why we did get a Zenos flashback when we were speaking about trust.

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    zzz

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    garledmald part of the story is padded dogshit. what the fuck.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      not a skipper but that part took my skip virginity
      im aorry but i do not give even a morsel of shit about gayleans

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        alpinaudalisaie in 6.0 garlemald took away my skip virginity.

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck off.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh why didn't he just do this like two weeks ago instead of when WoL rolled in.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        You gave the dragon her eye back

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          But, wasn't that Golbez' fault in the first place...?

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly can't remember what happened before this patch.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      So the final trial battle in Patch 6.5 will be Zeromus! I knew it!

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Golbez was actually just some literal who mage in a ridiculous getup who went around beating up memoriates with his boyfriend
    >also he died and his boyfriend is LARPing as him, Lyse-style
    >Zeromus has nothing to do with Zero and doesn't even have a real model so it is guaranteed to die before 7.0
    >6.5 will be more gag-riddled filler as we figure out how to beat up Zeromus
    >Azdaja will likely be cured of her darkness AIDS so there's no stakes
    >still no indication on what the fuck 7.0 is even going to be about

    Gotta say it, bros. MSQ's a flop. Things are looking really fucking grim.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously why is a huge chunk of the quests filled with "humor"?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >still no indication on what the fuck 7.0 is even going to be about
      It will be whatever that envelope on Krile's desk is. Probably the homeland of the gleaner or whatever expedition Urianger and Thancred were talking about.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >hey wol you want to work for krile and be a slave not because you feel you should but because of muh adventure?

        fucking retarded. i rather get kidnapped to the vanadiel shard.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >expecting anything good
      lmao

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >expecting anything good
      lmao

      This writer is going to rope lmao
      That's fucked

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >mr. garlean we're going to use the evil tower so you don't get eaten by monsters again
    >AIEEEEEEEEEEE THIS CAN'T BE, IT'S GARLEAN TERRITORY YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME FOR THE PRIVILEDGE, SAVE ME ZENOSMAN
    fucking subhumans
    and I thought we had hit rock bottom with the mhiggers

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Should be VARISMAN.

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Short on ilvl.
    >Manalis still adamantly refusing to drop my fucking job's gear.
    >No gil.

    I'll get to finish this patch a month from now.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      tomes changed, the recent ones uncapped. just spam expert for gear

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I CREATE
    MANIPULATE
    YOUR KIND INTO MY IMAGE
    MY CHOSEN ONES
    FOR YOU
    THE TIME HAS COME
    THE SUN IS SETTING

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely.

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just tired of these ancient gods and massive summonings and dragons all tracing back to the same two or three things I just want to do a little adventure and rescue a cursed frog or something it's all so tiresome

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You WILL save the world every week
      You WILL kill gods
      You WILL party up with the scions
      and you WILL be happy, WoL

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      This is why many people want a reset, it's all so tiresome to keep going over the same few points over and over and over, especially now that EW delved to the very source of it all.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >go treasure hunting
      >INSTEAD youre forced to do a city survery for vtra to fix the economy while he has people who can do it instead

      holy shit. moron.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >rescue a cursed frog

      You have to let Pepe go, Anon. The accident wasn't your fault.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Everything post 6.0 feels boring, soulless and repetitive.

      Couldn't they ditch the Scions like they said? Why did they have to come back.
      Everything post 6.0 is filler to me. The story ended with 6.0, stop.

      Yep. They fucked up.
      End of 6.0 was the perfect chance to just cut it off. If they wanted to do something about the void they could have put it into Pandaemonium which is utterly fucking devoid of meaningful content.
      The game has a fairly big bar to entry, even though it's easy to get to a max job, it's still a cunt to slog through FIVE games to get to the endgame. What they really needed to do was make an alternate, low-mid level adventure as a second MSQ that could can begin as a new player or after the first MSQ. This is just piling shit upon shit upon shit, then they'll whine "of course we need to put the level cap up! you have to go up from here!!" fucking why
      The fact that you can run old duties unsynced is why old content is fucking dead

  18. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Everything post 6.0 feels boring, soulless and repetitive.

    Couldn't they ditch the Scions like they said? Why did they have to come back.
    Everything post 6.0 is filler to me. The story ended with 6.0, stop.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Everything post 5.3 is filler to me. The story ended with 5.3, stop.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        6.0 was good, cope and seethe ultra cucklord.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          The game has yet to reach a high as high again as the WoL trial. Most of 6.0's MSQ is shit with terrible pacing.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            If you don't consider 6.0 the peak then the ending sequence of 5.0 was kino instead bro. Basically everything post Innocence

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              But that's what I said. It's either 5.3 or 5.0.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      The Scions are not the problem. The fact that they are going for another world ending plot, but this time just incredibly cliche is an issue. The few moments of character interaction we get are nice, but we didn't need Garleans teach Zero trust twice. I feel they are incredibly afraid of the MSQ being accused of having "no stakes" that the failed theatre writer tries to overcompensate.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >The Scions are not the problem
        Yes they are. Fuck the scions, I want new party members I am so sick of them.

  19. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Lightbros?

  20. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I need to cum, help me out

  21. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >finish the first fight of the Raid
    >Athena shows up
    >she's literally just the forums' fanfiction version of Venat where she's evil for no reason

    kek

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >no reason
      Pretty sure the heart is why she went crazy

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        its wild that the Heart of Sabik is that fucking old.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        its wild that the Heart of Sabik is that fucking old.

        The heart of sabik in JP is literally black auracite sabik, auracite makes people crazy like in ivalice

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they mentioned that a few fights after the point I commented on.

        Speaking of which, was it just me or were these Raids braindead easy?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        BEAT THE HEART OF
        BEAT THE HEART OF
        BEAT THE HEART OF
        SABIIIIIIIIIK

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Its also mentioned that the auracite didn't implant her desire to become a god into her head, it just brought what was already there to the forefront above all else. She was always crazy, deep inside.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        The heart of sabik in JP is literally black auracite sabik, auracite makes people crazy like in ivalice

        Are we just supposed to assume that Lahabrea went wacko because he was handling the heart the whole time?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it's just the heart of sabik. I think he really did just go mad from thousands and thousands of years of committing horrible atrocities. After all, Elidibus basically went the same way (minus the cackling) and his handling of the heart was probably minimal.

  22. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw 6.5 ends with Golbez still on the moon saying he needs more time for the next stage of his evil plan

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      God I hope not.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      They needed to get to this point in 6.3 so 4 and 5 could expand upon it and lead into the expansion.

  23. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Panda raids were good and I liked the answers too. Very satisfied/10.

  24. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    meta as fuck

  25. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Zeromus is going to get cucked before he does any fucking damage

    This is the most toothless story arc yet, fucking Stormblood had a better setup than this

  26. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    nice cutscene

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      lmao I just checked my own screenshots and it's there as well

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck man this game is ugly,. 7.0 can't come soon enough

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      What am I looking at

  27. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Diabros, any news of OUR BOI?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      main villain of 7.0
      please look forward to it

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        yay!

        Absolutely none

        he's a no show

        awww....

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely none

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      he's a no show

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't we kill this bro three times already?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Diabolos fags blown the fuck out

        Golbez is Vrtra fags blown the fuck out

        Zero being Zeromus fags blown the fuck out

        >Diabolos fags blown the fuck out
        I just want round 4 with that chad

        too busy fucking scathach after he absorbed her to fight you.

        Based Diabro

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      too busy fucking scathach after he absorbed her to fight you.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Diabolos is Zenos' shard isn't he

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        diablos has character.
        zenos is a vat grown chud character.

        this msq was so shit i just went to my island to grind. holy shit.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          he's still likely gonna get retconned into that though

  28. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody actually cares about Zeromus.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Possibly the most boring soulless villain in all FF4.
      Even Necros appearing randomly in FF9 was more memorable.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're a FFVII orbiter and you only care about your gay lover Sephiroth.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >y-y-you're *boogeyman*
        No, the story is dogshit and le epic FF references are boring.

        Ravana is STILL the best Primal in the game. And guess what? He was a FF14 original.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Ravana is STILL the best Primal in the game. And guess what? He was a FF14 original.
          based and glorypilled

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, I see you are a fellow soul of war as well. Take wing!

  29. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone got the new PVP Series reqards? What are they?

  30. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    WITH ABYSSAL DARK AND HEROS BLADE I BRING MY PEOPLE LIBERATION

  31. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out when you base your MSQ on memberberries, it turns out kinda shit.
    Who would've thunk.

  32. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Golbez is a WoW-tier villain

    This is a WoW-tier story now

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >The Jailer from World of Warcraft
      >The Jannie
      I thought Gankerauthry is the janny?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      nah, he pretty clearly spelled out his motivation

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      always was, you were just blinded by the honeymoon period

  33. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Diabolos fags blown the fuck out

    Golbez is Vrtra fags blown the fuck out

    Zero being Zeromus fags blown the fuck out

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      And most importantly, hatfags

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Diabolos fags blown the fuck out
      That's fine, he's not that important.
      >Golbez is Vrtra fags blown the fuck out
      That was a stupid theory.
      >Zero being Zeromus fags blown the fuck out
      Literally what is the point in her being called "Zero"
      Why is she even here anyway

  34. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >still not on the MB
    uhhh
    map casuals
    what are you doing????

  35. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Zero is so horny for wol.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      She's so fucking BORING though.
      Hilda? Right propa cunt m8, I love her
      Alisaie? It's n-not like she has a crush on you or a-anything!!
      Y'shtola? Mommy
      Kan-E? Tradwife who wants to be an adventureslut
      Raya-O? More like U-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      Ryne? My peen
      Gaia? Mwah mwah kissy my dicky
      ...Zero? ZERO? Zero fucking pERSONALITY that's what

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      cope

  36. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Zero and Zeromus are two completely separate entities and their names being similar is just one big coincidence
    I knew promoting the BRD job quest writer was a mistake but god fucking damn

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >There was no connection between Zero and Zeromus.
      >She doesn't turn into him, is not related to him, doesn't cause his appearance.
      >Y'shtola legit just fucking guessed it was a FF4 plot and happened to name her after the villain for no reason.
      >Zero is not anyone important, she's just some voidsent Zenos happened to like and that the crystal of light chose for no particular reason.
      >The twist is that there's no twist.

      Literally the only parts of this storyline that have been good are the meaningless fanservice scenes. Let that sink in.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I assume she is ゼロ in Japanese? The way she explained the nickname in English was a bit far fetched but made sense. How is my wife so fluent in English when she is speaking moon?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >I assume she is ゼロ in Japanese? T
          according to the wikia yes

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Modern Japanese just use zero instead of rei

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Rei?

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. Rei means zero. That’s why she piloted unit 00

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            they still occasionaly use rei, like when saying decimal numbers it'd be rei-ten-ichi for 0.1 instead of zero-ten-ichi

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Zero is quite literally our shard from the 14th.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >There was no connection between Zero and Zeromus.
      >She doesn't turn into him, is not related to him, doesn't cause his appearance.
      >Y'shtola legit just fucking guessed it was a FF4 plot and happened to name her after the villain for no reason.
      >Zero is not anyone important, she's just some voidsent Zenos happened to like and that the crystal of light chose for no particular reason.
      >The twist is that there's no twist.

      Literally the only parts of this storyline that have been good are the meaningless fanservice scenes. Let that sink in.

      >They threw out Gaia, the void ark, and the entire ShB role questline for this

      actual disaster

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Well we are going to the first though, see

        HAPPENING (in 4 months)

        Probably for like 15 minutes though.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >There was no connection between Zero and Zeromus.
      >She doesn't turn into him, is not related to him, doesn't cause his appearance.
      >Y'shtola legit just fucking guessed it was a FF4 plot and happened to name her after the villain for no reason.
      >Zero is not anyone important, she's just some voidsent Zenos happened to like and that the crystal of light chose for no particular reason.
      >The twist is that there's no twist.

      Literally the only parts of this storyline that have been good are the meaningless fanservice scenes. Let that sink in.

      [...]
      >They threw out Gaia, the void ark, and the entire ShB role questline for this

      actual disaster

      Miss me yet?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. 6.x series is the worst the story has ever been, even worse than ARR titan leadup. Gomennasai, fujo-sama

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >There was no connection between Zero and Zeromus.
      >She doesn't turn into him, is not related to him, doesn't cause his appearance.
      >Y'shtola legit just fucking guessed it was a FF4 plot and happened to name her after the villain for no reason.
      >Zero is not anyone important, she's just some voidsent Zenos happened to like and that the crystal of light chose for no particular reason.
      >The twist is that there's no twist.

      Literally the only parts of this storyline that have been good are the meaningless fanservice scenes. Let that sink in.

      [...]
      >They threw out Gaia, the void ark, and the entire ShB role questline for this

      actual disaster

      Zero is Zeromus, the hero of eld is her
      I bet that's going to be the twist

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        That's fucking retarded, how did Y'shtola know?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >How did Y'shtola know?
          Dissidia, perhaps? She is the representative character for XIV after all.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            If that is the case she should have recognized Golbeze.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone who got sucked into Dissidia got their minds wiped afterwards. And it makes no sense that Y'shtola would recognize someone that doesn't even look like anyone she met during that.

  37. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >zero talking about friends
    >you get a flashback to zenos
    this is going to make so many people butthurt again

  38. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    the final time we fight Themis/Elidibus to me was very emotional.

    this bro has the best character in the setting but everyone just talks about Emet.

  39. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Zodiark Trance CHADS won

  40. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Hack that sunk his own theater company can't write a storyline for shit
    I'm shocked. SHOCKED!

  41. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Man I wonder how butthurt everyone will get when Yshtola goes back to the First and stays with Runar

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not as butthurt as the furfags that heard the devs and the VA straight up say Runar doesn't love her and yet have spent a whole year now desperately trying to keep that bait alive.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >stays with Runar
      Why are NTR gays like this.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >NTR
        I don't give a shit about the cat, so how is it NTR?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >NTR

        They're fucking
        She's cheating on WoL with the big long dragoon spear

        >Cheating
        Shipfags deserve to be burned alive

  42. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    lol so wait there's a Golbez trial but he just dusts himself off and the patch ends?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      He says the fight didn't count and then proceeds with his plan while everyone watches him do it

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        jrpg moment

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      No, you beat him but he accomplishes his plan anyways so you run away and he stays there.

  43. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >The real reason she was called Zero, because she had Zero relevance on the actual plot.
    Bravo

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      i still think that her true name is Cecil/Cecilia, but i haven't played this new patch so i don't know what the deal is with the flashback when you see Golbez unmasked with the other person and they mention Baron

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        The highlander is a guy named Durante. Golbez was originally a mage who looked exactly as he does now but somehow died so Durante is now LARPing as Golbez.

  44. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    BY MY GUIDING HAND
    PERFECTED WE STAND

  45. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I want to FUCK Athena and have her gaze at me the way she does

  46. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    How was anyone able to breathe on le red moon? There were no Lopporits there.

  47. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone spot Y'shtola and Estinien after the MSQ? They usually put them somewhere in the overworld, but I couldn't find either time time.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      They're fucking
      She's cheating on WoL with the big long dragoon spear

  48. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >have 5 patches to build up to the next expansion
    >Instead of doing something interesting they spin their wheels for 4 of them
    >Give the players absolutely nothing to go on or look forward to

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Instead of doing something interesting they spin their wheels for 4 of them
      This is what’s so especially maddening. They couldn’t even think of a mildly interesting self contained story that ends up being a filler arc. It’s just filler all the way down

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't mind the filler as much if they would at least tell us where 7.0 is heading, let me look forward to the new world, another shard, or whatever. With the way they've gone about it the discussion starts and ends at "meh, who knows" so even trying to talk about it is pointless. We all know how much they love to subvert expectations so it's a waste of time to take shots in the dark.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      What did you expect after they made the MSQ into “It’s Golbez, please clap” in 6.1?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I did in fact clap, because Golbez is fucking great, even here.

        you gays are never happy, and you look back on the things you weren't happy about like you actually liked it.

        its a perpetual fucking cycle with you remedials.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's because they've framed it as filler anon, they keep everything a secret so that the player has no clue where things are heading and then they keep stacking more filler patches on top of filler patches while not explaining anything. Let's not forget they setup this exact scenario in Shadowbringers and have somehow forgotten about it and all the characters involved.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            MSQ between expansions has always been heavily padded filler, except for sometimes some paperthin plot in .3, you all should've been getting angry at it with me back in ARR, among other things.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >MSQ between expansions has always been heavily padded filler
              No it isn't. In a normal expansion patches 1 through 3 are the second ending to the expansion while patches 4 and 5 are buildup to the next expansion. Generally patch 1 is true filler while 2 and 3 are very story heavy, meanwhile patch 4 is mysterious (yet still gives direction) and patch 5 is a direct lead in. What makes this even sillier is that during patch 4 the trailer for the next expansion is shown of, this means that patch 4 should in theory give players enough information to go on so that the trailer isn't completely without context.

              Now this time around they said they aren't doing the same thing, they are treating ALL 5 patches as a lead in to the next expansion. To most people this sounded great, cool they are going to spend 5 patches building up to the next expansion that's amazing they can do so many fun things with it. What we got was nothing of the sort, we've basically been fed four straight .1 patches of true filler.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              between X.3 and the next expansion I would agree. This time it has been the case from 6.1 to 7.0, that's way too much

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Golbez is fucking great, even here.
          Yeah my favorite part was when he sat on the moon doing nothing for 2 IRL years and ended every patch with “mwahaha now my TRUE plan will begin”

  49. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Golbez actually turns into a manlet when you beat him

  50. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    *tips fedora*
    >*tips fedora*
    *tips fedora*
    >*tips fedora*
    *tips fedora*
    >*tips fedora*
    *tips fedora*
    >*tips fedora*

  51. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >keep dragging out the MSQ because i feel the need to keep leveling new jobs
    how do i do it bros? i just want to pick a job and stick with it through to 6.0

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      by leveling them all

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      i'll pick for you
      which role?
      what do you like to do?
      how do you like to spend resources?
      how many buttons do you want to press?
      how useful do you want to be in that role?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        ideally tank or dps (i was a melee dps player in wow, but i’m really enjoying BLU and i also don’t hate MCH so far at lvl45)
        i’m casual as fuck, msq, blu, eureka, potd, frontlines, duty roulette
        i’m fine with resource building and spending but i despise the buff/debuff maintenance style of DRG
        i’m honestly fine with pressing a lot of buttons or not a lot of buttons as long as the rotation is solidly designed (i don’t really have a definition of good design but i don’t like the design of DRG)
        i’d prefer to have a lot of good utility instead of being selfish

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          WAR

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >i’m fine with resource building and spending but i despise the buff/debuff maintenance style of DRG
          play gnb, pld, mch, smn or blm
          the thing is i'd suggest war but if you hate buff maintenance then don't, i'd also suggest reaper but same thing, you need to apply a debuff constantly

  52. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >You are the hero that saved the world
    >Need to do some shit to save the world again
    >"Uhhh but you might hurt the Garlean's feelings. You know, the feelings of those who invaded and murdered your people for years? Go convince some literal who's"
    I don't give a fuck about Garleans. Why can't we just do what is needed? They should be happy we did not genocide them.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's incredibly blatant padding, it actually took me out of the game

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >W-we gotta ask the hecking Forum for PERMISSION!

        I get it's about being polite and all but come the fuck on

        At this point the warrior of light should basically be like a Spectre in Mass effect.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          But there's no Council that can revoke your status.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >W-we gotta ask the hecking Forum for PERMISSION!

      I get it's about being polite and all but come the fuck on

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Uhhh, as Scions we "officially" disbanded so now we're not really an organization that can make petitions like that.
      But Alphinaud said that all the important people had already been notified that disbanding was justa cover. F'lhammin even sent letters around asking for the continued support of everyone who's helped us along the way. Are you fucking telling me the Sharlayan forum and the Contingent are NOT in the list of allies they wrote to?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry my WoL is chaotic good, if they pissed him off, heads would literally roll (Reaper main)

  53. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wait did they go live before the weekly reset this time?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      There is the weekly reset and the daily reset, it always comes up after the weekly but before the daily.

  54. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    you know you would

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Uh that's a child

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely, living onahole

  55. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Once again i am reminded of how fucking dogshit this game feels without noclippy/xivalexander.

  56. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    What was the point of obscuring the identity of the original Golbez? Who can they possibly reveal it to be that would matter or surprise anyone?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Remember the pointless Lyse/Yda twist? This is the same except it manages to be even more retarded and nonsensical.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      another Ardbert looking guy, AKA our shard on this world.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I expected white hair guy to be Cecil but instead he's just some dude named Durante and Golbez was a...mute spellcaster that could speak to him...telepathically? Why would they obscure his vocalizations? Were one patch away from this story being over and moving on to the next expansion what the FUCK is going on?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        there's some big twist coming here.

        they need to hide both appearance AND voice.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Durante just Golbez after he took his dead friend's armor?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          Whoever Golbez was before he died cannot be so important that it'll blow us all away

  57. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >start downloading the patch
    >my computer starts spazzing out, my mouse controls lock up while my cursor flies around the screen, windows files start opening, and my tab highlights like it's asking for a prompt
    >restart and try to open back up my session, it starts spazzing again
    >disconnect from the internet, unplug my mouse, it still takes like ten minutes for my mousepad to properly work
    So is there a hair stuck somewhere or did Yoshida give me aids.

  58. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    So since they're gonna show the new expansion before 6.5, will it have something to do with Zeromus making portals between reflections, or is it just gonna be another continent like everyone expects?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      At this point I have no idea, they never outright spoil the expansion in .4 patches but they always give you enough to go on so that when they show the trailer it makes sense. This time around they namedropped Zeromus and that's it. The next expansion could be literally anywhere.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      During your dramatic 1v1 against a Zero possessed Zeromus, the scions begin falling down into comas again. Zeromus walks off and you're left to go to the new expansion to save them.

  59. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    An hero incoming

  60. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Tataru's side quest shit keeps being kino.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Hey look it's the tortured souls of four kids that got turned into spaghetti inside a giant robot!

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I literally hate all of those characters except Gaius
      Fuck Au'ra how dare they taint the OG Imperial Legatus with fucking clown Vegeta hair
      LOOK AT HOW GOOFY IT ACTUALLY IS

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, they really whitewashed him huh?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Even in ARR Gaius was 'that guy who treats non-Garleans well and wants to conquer Eorzea for their own good', it's just that the game is solidly in the 'Imperialism bad' camp.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >and wants to conquer Eorzea for their own good', it's just that the game is solidly in the 'Imperialism bad' camp.
          Well it's very hard to argue butchering civilians and destroying their homes, and monuments, is for their own good after all

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Gaius isn't the guy who butchers civilians for no reason. Though he does destroy their cultures, mainly because he bought into that whole "Your gods are Eikons and allowing you to observe your culture just encourages you to summon Eikons which causes all the problems in the world" propaganda.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        That should've been obvious when he went WHAT HOW COULD MY COUNTRYMENT DO SUCH DEHispanicABLE THINGS TO YOU, AND YOUR FAMILY when the half Garlean chick revealed her backstory

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Gaius' whole thing is he's an idealistic retard who thought his position as legatus would make sure there wasn't any corruption beneath him
        And lol, lmao, rofl even

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      bro looks hella out of place

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >XIV will end with Gaius giving you his blessing to marry his daughter

      Good ending.

  61. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    azdaja won't even fucking die, that's how lame and low stakes this arc is

  62. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >check every server for cheap early crafted gear
    >everything is 5-10 mil with some 3 mil sprinkled in there
    >check one last server
    >everything is 700k-1.5 mil already
    what

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Some people are actually retarded and think selling their item NOW is worth cutting their profits by 90%.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I mean to be quite frank here, their stuff just sold to me and all the other server's stuff is going to eventually drop down to that price over the course of 24 hours

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Those items cost 250-400k to make, it's hardly worth the effort for someone to make that little profit in the early hours of day 1 of a new patch. It's not about being able to sell one item for miniscule profits, it's about being able to churn out a large amount for maximum profits. Raid patches like this are a gold rush for crafters, you want to make as much money as possible in this first week before the RMT bots take over.

  63. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL stick your dick in crazy.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      is she a parasite eve reference?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        No. Eve was completely different in the games. Don't know about the books.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      so what was her whole deal?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      she must be related to Venat, same eyes.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I want to give Eric a half simbling

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Her eyes scare the fuck out of me. I hope she didn't always look like that.

      so what was her whole deal?

      She found Ultima's auracite and decided to become a goddess by using her son as a vesssel.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        youd think that between the era of the ancients and now that people would quit fucking picking up things from outer space
        everything from offworld in the ff14 universe is apparently a goddamn doomsday device

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          I was kinda shocked that the WoL just let that scientist walk off with the heart of sabik. Not only is it basically a nuclear battery in terms of power, it also fucks with the minds of those who possess it. Why aren't we destroying it?

          As a side note, I thought it was odd that we basically witness Lahabrea's villain origin story and then see Elidibus talk about how he'll be there to right Lahabrea if he goes off course (which he most certainly does not) and then the WoL smiles like it's a very heartwarming moment and not depressing dramatic irony.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            No point telling the fake he failed horribly, let sweet farewells stay sweet

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              No, I'm talking about when you go back to the past for the lsat time. Present Day elidibus knows full well he failed, at least by virtue of dying at your hand.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            They say Athena's influence is gone from the heart do it's safe. Allegedly

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              It's still Auracite though. Didn't Ultima herself shit them out and pass them around to influence thoughts and twist people around?

  64. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Bring the Ascians back this Golbez shit is cringemax

  65. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just bring the aether tanks to the moon instead of using the tower?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they just hop into the void ark and open a portal to the void?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because this whole fucking plotline has just been people acting stupid and doing unnecessary things for the sake of the plot progressing as it has to instead of how it logically should. Both this patch and 6.3 would have been just a fraction of it's duration if someone had just went "Uhhh, are you sure sensing Azdaja all the way in Garlemald for only one second isn't meant to be some kind of bait to distract us?".

  66. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Man tries to become a god
    >Holy shit so based, literally me, he deserves to become a god
    >Woman tries to become a god
    >God fuck this bitch, what a shit villian, how did they fuck up a character this badly
    Why is the community like this

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Athena is literally just "What if Venat wasn't benevolent" and nobody except for Zodiark Trancers hates Venat even though what she did was arguable.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Women always have to be a cunt about it

  67. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Golbez' real name Durante and not Theodore?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      because we are in the cringezone

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      [Spoiler]Durante[/spoiler] is Dante Alighieri's actual first name

  68. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >p11 and p12 music

    Based soken delivered again
    Way better than the eden finale

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I heavily doubt Soken had anything to do with these

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        He apprently tweeted simething about them a minute ago. Who knows. I bet it’s the otherguy but he’s still doing sound support.

  69. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    So what happens in Pandaemonium?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >ice bro eats some people's souls
      >Athena shows up and tells you she wants to become god
      >recreates the Bread Man and Eric because they gotta be here somehow
      >fight giant Nier building motherfucker
      >recreates Elidibus so you can fight him and see what he looks like when he transforms normally
      >Elidibus breaks free of mind control
      >fight moth mommy

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        So Laha, Eric, and Elidibus in the last tier are all just recreations? What happens after you beat Athena? Why did Pandaemonium appear in the present to begin with? How did Athena escape being sundered?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          she horcrux'd into the heart of sabik

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            How did that stop her from being sundered?

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              It didn't. Her soul wasn't in the heart, just her memories. She implanted her memories upon the scientist guy who had Eric's soul just like she implanted Eric and Lahabrea's memories on random souls in the aetherial sea.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                No, I mean why didn't the Heart of Sabik get sundered too? As we see with the ruins on the First, even physical objects were sundered and split over into the shards. So there should be an Athena on every shard?

                In fact why does Athena only pop out of the Heart now?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Well I suppose its possible there's a heart of sabik on every shard, possibly even containing her memories. Probably doesn't affect the one on the source though since I don't think non-soul things get reduced into lesser selves.

                Seems that circumstances finally aligned for her memories to come in contact with Eric's soul. You could say it's a coincidence even that Eric happened to reincarnate as an aetherial scholar in the same generation that the WoL is doing all their heroing and the heart of sabik ends up in Azys La forgotten til he finds it.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                I mean some Ancients were not Sundered so I guess things under certain conditions may stay whole too.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Laha and Eric are just recreations, it appears that she actually did manage to pull Elidibus out of the lifestream (more impressive that she apparently pulled him from the first to the source).

          It wasn't actually pandaemonium, it was just a physical recreation for her experiments. The real Pandaemonium is still out there somewhere.

          She didn't escape, she herself is technically a recreation like Lahabrea and Eric. She implanted her memories into the heart of sabik which transfered to the scientist guy when he found it in azys la.

  70. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    queue for new shatter!

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >he's playing pvp
      LMAO LOOK AT THIS RETARD AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

  71. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Feels good to have skipped every single CS since they revealed Golbez.

  72. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    qrd on the story? is it worth resubbing for?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Golbez is a dude named Durante that traveled with a mute magician that was the original Golbez and Durante took his name after he died
      Golbez's plan all along was to let Azdaja out of her containment and let her turn into a powerful void-fiend infused with the power of Zodiark's shard on the 13th moon. so Azdaja turns into Zeromus
      WoL and friends return to the first to figure out what to do to beat Zeromus, and Y'shtola suggests using Light aether and mentions that there's a whole shard full of Light aether, so 6.5 will involve the first

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        > Golbez's plan all along was to let Azdaja out of her containment and let her turn into a powerful void-fiend
        Didn’t he have literally thousands of years to do this? Why is he doing it now?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        So much for killing el rotador 4

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Azdaja LITERALLY zodiark trances.
        You guys better not act like you're her friend next patch.

  73. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    genocide all garleans
    simple as

  74. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >late shadowbabbies and endfetuses doing ARR, HW, SB, ShB post patch fillers: this is fine!
    >late shadowbabbies and endfetuses doing EW post-patch filler: this is shit!

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >1 patch of filler is the same as 4 patches of filler

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        5.1 and 5.2 were absolutely pure filter and added fuck all to 5.3

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >1 patch
        the entirety of ARR's post-msq was filler up until .55. HW's .1, .2 and .4 were filler. All post-MSQ shit in SB was filler save .5 and ShB was filler until .3.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Stormblood patch stories were decent. Heavensward and Shadowbringers had a memorable climax in their x.3 patches that are, to this day, considered some of the peak moments of the game's story.
      Endwalker degenerating to post-ARR quality of storytelling is unacceptable when you take into account that they have an entire decade of experience writing for this game and aren't a bunch of amateurs winging it like they used to be.

  75. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    new raid gear looks awful, has the savage mount been datamined yet?
    thatll decide if i resub

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        haha good joke anon

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          BLU supposedly gets a transforming shadow keeper mount so that's something at least

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Its not a joke

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        How
        What
        Why
        H
        HOW has this happened
        What IS this game

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        omg the heckin axolotlarino!!!

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Do you like axolotls?

  76. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    does Zero fucking die or not

  77. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    MSQ was kinda lame, still love Shtola tho.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody loves Y'shtola.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      She's LITERALLY the only one keeping this storyline from stagnating because no one else is offering any solutions. God forbid we had actually relied on Vrtra or Zero to know what to do.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's not like we know anyone else from the void who would happen to be standing around, maybe in a bar somewhere, waiting to be asked questions.

        oh wait

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >It's not like we know anyone else from the void who would happen to be standing around, maybe in a bar somewhere, waiting to be asked questions.
          The best part is she actually knows Ukulele as well so she should be able to say "why don't we ask the weird kid with the mask?".

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            MSQ was kinda lame, still love Shtola tho.

            I am sorry to bother you guys do you have an album with her perchance

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              I just have a huge Y'shtola folder with some in engine pictures.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Anon it would be extremely beneficial if you uploaded it somewhere...like, right now

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Because Ukelele only knows how to open portals to the Thirteenth, and can't do it without his elf friend's help. Which means we can't bring him to the Source to help because if we bring him alone he can't do anything and if we just open a portal from the First to the Thirteenth we can't get done the shit we need to do. So the only reason he could actually help is if in 6.5 the solution is "WoL, could you go alone to the First and then into the Thirteenth and do everything by yourself?"

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Open portal to the Thirteenth from the First
              >Go to the Thirteenth
              >Enter portal from the Thirteenth to the Source
              >You're now on the Source from the First

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Ok so are we jumping on the moon of the First or of the Thirteenth without using a teleporter?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                You could go to the moon of the First first or go to it through the Void or take a portal there from the Source.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Damn anon, your legs must be fucking RIGID to be able to do that without a teleporter.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                You could just teleport there? I mean Unukalhai's portals clearly don't all open to the same location.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Favourite writer and fanbase nerdy cat knows anything besides getting blinded in ateleport

  78. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck do we still not have gearing recommendations? The autists have been on the game for over 6 hours and counting.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      ????
      Just get all the ilvl 640 crafted gear and meld it

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because it’s the same every patch?

  79. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    What did he mean by this?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      You look like a skinny little brown fuckboy

  80. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    TLDR on panda finale?

  81. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I gotta be honest, the Pandaemonium story ending is kinda lamer than what I thought it would be, and all those theories people made were way more fun than what we got
    Elidibus isn't giga dead like Venat, but his voiced ending cutscene was really nice
    Lahabrea is actually the same lahabrea from ARR, not hijacked by Athena or anything
    Athena is just evil and got the heart of sabik from somewhere
    Eric is claudien's unsundered soul which was obvious but I liked his ending

  82. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    damn i'm at work.....also do i really need the crafted gear to do savage? I didn't sub at all so i don't have my crafters geared to be able to make it.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >do i really need the crafted gear to do savage?
      yes, but price will drop a lot before raid release

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      You have a fucking week to get it
      Stop being lazy

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous
  83. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with buns.

  84. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >p12 theme is a combination of every one of the pandaemonium themes
    KINO

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Dissapointing give me ff2 pandemonium theme as final boss fight music

  85. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >literally
    >fucking
    >NOTHING
    >to do with FFII Pandaemonium

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >OMG THIS MSQ SUCKS BECAUSE IT'S APING OFF OF FF4
      >UGGHHHH PANDAEMONIUM DIDN'T APE HARD ENOUGH OFF OF FF2.....
      ?????

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't say the first part though?? I like FFIV

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      No
      One
      Fucking
      Cares
      Clapistani
      It's
      An
      Original
      Content
      Raid

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Good FF2 was shit

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Themis is David bowie but good boy

  86. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Good mounts in this game
    >Omega
    >Eden
    >Ramuh
    >Ozma
    >Cerberus
    >Landerwaffe
    >Rathalos
    >Cruise Chaser
    >Chocobo with creative barding combination
    That is all.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >No Phoinix
      >No SERPENT PHOENIX

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        They suck shit. They're so bad.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          bro you like ramuh and rathalos

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. They're based.

            Ramuh mount looks retarded. I passed on it during the clears since it was the last of my priorities during that tier.

            Sure you did buddy.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ramuh mount looks retarded. I passed on it during the clears since it was the last of my priorities during that tier.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >not winning the mount and deleting the item to prevent people from even getting it

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          The people i was clearing it with deserved it after we suffered through pf lr strats.

  87. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting anything from the second worst FF game
    Stop trying to get ff2 things into the game

  88. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Omega>Panda>Eden>Coils>Alexander

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      molten core>Omega>Panda>Eden>Coils>Alexander

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >My mom's fire elemental having a shit fit
        >Better than actual stories
        No

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          blackrock mountain has a better story than all of those raids, it just isn’t force fed to you

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            blackrock mountain? yes
            literal who fire elemental in the basement? no

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              molten core is intrinsically tied to half of blackrock mountains overarching story, the better half too

  89. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >”Never once were you truly alive”
    Jesus

  90. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >We went from Fujokawa to someone even worse at writing
    so glad I stopped playing

  91. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Golbez is just some literal who
    >No closure for the four fiends who are just crystal'd forever
    Literally fucking DROPPED what a waste of fucking time

  92. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >new chainsaw man chapter was mid
    >new patch was mid
    Japan........has fallen

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Demon Slayer absolutely fucking killing it
      If you say so

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        that manga is over dough

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      chainsoiman has always been shit

  93. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Patch storylines aren't ever really that great to begin with, they're to bridge expats

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      And that's exactly why people are annoyed, we've gone through 4 patches and the bridge hasn't even been conceptualized.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Would you prefer another SB/ShB situation where they toss out the bridge immediately?
        >SB - Uh this Black Rose bio weapon is going to fuck everyone up! Oh just kidding that has nothing to do with the actual expansion plot
        >ShB - These tempering towers are going to fuck everyone up! Oh just kidding we resolved that entire plot 5 minutes into the expac, you can forget all of that happened

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, because those patches came in .4, after we went through patches 1 through 3 that continued and finalized the previous expansion on amazingly high notes.

          >Fandanny shows up and says he wants to destroy the world
          >Golbez twiddles his thumbs for 4 patches

  94. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://ffxivcollect.com/mounts/324
    it better be a 2-seater
    UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Bro for real
      I'm not even joking, what the fuck were they thinking? What the hell??

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >crafted especially for children
      well well well the devs are now pandering to diaperfells and calling the playerbase a bunch of children, about as subtle as a brick to the face

  95. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    abyssos mount is the best in the game

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      What's it look like?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Bro for real
      I'm not even joking, what the fuck were they thinking? What the hell??

      Inferior reskin of O4S mount combine with the worst "collect em all" mount

      Unless you like tango

  96. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >EX series started good
    >End was dogshit
    >Raid started shit
    >Ended shit
    Sasuga FF XIV

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      raid ended kino

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >The twist was there was no twist

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          do you expect everything to have a twist?
          where was the twist supposed to be?

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't but only because I'm just used to FF XIV's writing being so fucking bad that things are just as they seem
            Pandemonium was just a final fart of Fujokawa's garbage fujoshi shit pandering and nothing else

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Fujokawa
              I doubt it's her. she was the main writer, and they tend to give side stuff to other writers

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            why is it that everyone now expects a twist and/or thinks a story needs a plot twist to be good?

  97. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Myths of the Realm > Panda

  98. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The dungeon was nice at least
    >cute animals
    >weird looking bosses

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty shit mechanically, though.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Except the bear, the intensity ramped up nicely even if it was easy

  99. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >you know what's an oppressive fucking unfun to play against class in pvp that needs to get ripped apart?
    >Bard. Just fucking kill the class.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting? Who complains about fucking bard

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        No one does, that's the thing
        So why did they have to kill my boy

        >damage, silence duration AND RANGE reduced
        Did yoshit piss get dumpstered by a chad bard one time too many or something

        That's the only reasonable explanation for such an aggressive nerf to a skill that isnt even that powerful

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >damage, silence duration AND RANGE reduced
      Did yoshit piss get dumpstered by a chad bard one time too many or something

  100. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Another shitty patch with terrible story.
    >In the expansion with the worst combat and content.
    It's called Endwalker because you end your subscription and walk away.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me after Barbariccia
      Everything I've read since then is that it's just a Zero mary sue wank fest

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >6.0 gives you perfect fap material with Venat and a fitting end to the story with a THE END to boot
      >People STILL keep playing after the game is obviously over
      You get what you deserve.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I fell for the meme that CBU3 had finally learned how to write an interesting story.
        Reality is that Shadowbringers still had padding, and Endwalker had even more, so even the peaks of this game's storytelling were a bit flawed. I guess my expectation was that at least they'd maintain this quality of writing instead of rapidly degenerating into ARR quality once more.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        If you didn't quit before SHB, you're part of the problem.

  101. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >black bunny boy talking about a homecoming
    He's gonna be coming with us in 7.0 isn't he? Of course he is. Meanwhile the only female presence will be Krile and Alisaie. I guess fujos win again.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Krile and Alisaie
      I see no problem here
      Krile is best, I am going to marry her.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Thancred and Urianger seem to be set as well. And since they were speaking of Archons Y'shtola should be in that as well.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Y'shtola will come but will be immediately incapacitated for the duration like in SB.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >He's gonna be coming with us in 7.0 isn't he?
      No, he'll be there already and we'll meet up there and maybe he'll help around with some stuff but be there largely for his own reasons.

  102. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Golbez had to LARP as a totally different person even after becoming a voidsent because...he just did ok

  103. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm impressed that they somehow made a character worse than the old Scions. Zero is probably going to stick with us too.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Zero is probably going to stick with us too.
      She is literally the new writer's favorite character so yeah enjoy that shit being shoved down your throat along with G'raha

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Exarch
        Fucking based
        >Graha
        Why is this gay cat cocklusting my WoL fuck off aieeee
        How can the same character be such varying degrees of based and horrible

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      yes, of course she's staying, didn't they add her to the trust system?

  104. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Zero is just a literal who
    >Golbez is just a literal who
    At some point "The surprise is there was no surprise" is worse than a predictable twist

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      The pace of this plot has been so bad it makes me feel like we might get a patch 6.6 before the expansion.

      I can't believe they actually had the gall to spawn zeromus and then told us to fuck off until the next patch.
      It also infuriates me that we domed and kicked Golbez's ass and he pulled the shitty JRPG "HAHA NO, you don't win even though you won!"
      I don't know if this guy is going to drop a bombshell in 6.5 but I highly doubt it and worry about how the next expansion's story is going to go, if they fuck up Krile's development I will riot.

  105. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The pace of this plot has been so bad it makes me feel like we might get a patch 6.6 before the expansion.

  106. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >raid story good
    >MSQ bad
    Usually it's the opposite, but it's the same writer for both.

  107. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they just make a good expansion like HW again

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      t. shadowbabb

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because the HW team is making XVI.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't they just make a good MMO like FFXI again

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't they just make a good expansion like HW again

        Zodiark....
        guys
        bros!...
        TRAAANNNCCEEE!!!!

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >FFXI - Full ass multi-expac story that doesn't rely on previous games lore or overt references at ALL
        >FF XIV - DUDE, REMEMBER -THIS- OLDER FF PLOT BUT WITH SLIGHTLY SUBVERTED EXPECTATIONS LIKE E12 Granny Grape Tree Tits???
        What went wrong

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Fanfest announcement.
      >"We have publicly executed Hiroi and his decapitated head now adorns the entrance to CBU3 headquarters as an example."
      >"Now that we're done with XVI we're also bringing Maehiro back to write 7.0."

      I can dream.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        this but Matsuno should write 7.0

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          no way fag. hes a washed up shitter too .

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed. You fags stole my exploratory content 3, I force Matsuno to write your waifus

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Every woman in Tactics Ogre and FF12 is better written than the best female characters in XIV, that's hardly a curse.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Designing complex jobs with a diversity of gameplay styles is not possible for what Square Enix is trying to do which is:
      >Add jobs every expansion to hype people up.
      >Continue having a tiny job design team.

  108. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone clear the ex version of the trial yet?
    How hard is it?

  109. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Didn't need extra help to beat the shit of a half formed Zodiark
    >Will need the First's light for Zeromus

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      We need an excuse to remind people Ryne exists, you know because Fujokawa wrote them out of the story

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair the half formed Zodiark was being piloted by a dumbass and basically killed himself. Full power Z would shit on everything including the First's light regardless.

  110. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    7.0 is not going to have a good story you retards. "FFXIV Season 2" is a huge meme, all you're going to get is epic SNES/PS1 JRPG references bereft of all context that made them cool back in the day.

    By 9.0 we'll be unironically tagging along with Cloud to fight Sephiroth while still dealing with Y'shtola's complete lack of a personality, Graha's uwu fanboy flanderization, and shitty comic relief scenes that jarringly destroy all sense of dramatic tension. You know why we ended this way? Because FFXIV is written purely on the basis of the fandom's reaction and if they write off any of the shitty, stale scions people are going to riot. It's over.

  111. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is wrong with this place expecting expansion tier writing from mid expansion patches???

    They literally told us to expect nothing until 7.0 and you people cry about it anyways

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm expecting a plot that's not complete dogshit terrible
      EW story was also ass, don't @ me

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshida also said "Expect a big fucking event that will shake up the foundations of the setting and open new possibilites in these patches" and so far the only things that have happened are jack and shit.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >What the fuck is wrong with this place noticing that the post-expansion patches are the worst-written since ARR?
      >They literally told us the patches would be dogshit, and that's a good thing!
      Yoshida trancin' hard over here.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >They literally told us to expect nothing until 7.0 and you people cry about it anyways
      Maybe don't waste the Void setting on post MSQ shit writers then

  112. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >the entire Raid tier was just Praetorium II: Electric Boogaloo

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      How very glib

  113. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    So…. 7.0 its going to be about the consequences of the merging, right?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      After EW's ""apocalypse"" was localized to 2 fucking places in the entire world I have 0 expectations of anything that will ever be represented in the game world lmao

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >SHITjita RAT.
      >Excited for garbage.
      Many such cases!

  114. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >The patches are SUPPOSED to be shit!!!
    When are fanboys going to stop with the apologia for every single mistake the FFXIV devs make? Do you guys think the game is going to just cease to exist instantly if you admit the 6.X story has been extremely disappointing?

  115. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >every interesting mystery from ARR is slowly being answered in the most banal of ways
    I don't like this one bit. Heart of Sabik being alien tech from Ultima or her race is DOUBLY RETARDED CONSIDERING METEION MOST LIKELY KILLED THEM OR THEY ULTIMA'D THE WHOLE PLANET

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like Endwalker completely obliterated my interest in the lore by just rushing through every single mystery in the setting and giving it the most banal and boring answers possible.
      I completely checked out the moment it turned out the twelve are just some guys from Elpis.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Same exact feelings.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Heart of Sabik is from Ultima, as in Dalmasca Ultima?

      But the Heart of Sabik was present in Ancient times, no?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        The implication is that the actual being Ultima didn't get to the planet until after the sundering, whereas sabik was something from the same planet that was discovered by the Ancients

        So the ultima race might be relevant later on too who knows

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          I forget, when was there specifically implication that Ultima arrived after the sundering? I'm sure you are right, I just can't remember when it was said.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            The fact that the not-tactics story is just pre-garlean history?

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Did ultima specifically land during the backstory or was that just when she was possibly found again?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I forget, when was there specifically implication that Ultima arrived after the sundering?
                It was said during the Ivalice raids that it was summoned from somewhere by St. Ajora, not as a primal, but pulled from somewhere else and then was imbued with faith to become a primal.

                Gotcha. Guess it's likely then another of her race reached etheirys then.

                Its also mentioned that the auracite didn't implant her desire to become a god into her head, it just brought what was already there to the forefront above all else. She was always crazy, deep inside.

                Well we don't know how strong those urges were. They were definitely there but they might have just been a stronger than usual "what if?". Like Hesperos wasn't insane in his devotion to Lahabrea, he presumably had a healthy respect that was twisted into mad obssession. It's possible that if she had never interacted with the crystal, she wouldn't have gone full eugenics mode.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >I forget, when was there specifically implication that Ultima arrived after the sundering?
            It was said during the Ivalice raids that it was summoned from somewhere by St. Ajora, not as a primal, but pulled from somewhere else and then was imbued with faith to become a primal.

  116. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >there are unironically people out there who thought the Garlemorons were worse than the Ala Mhigans

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      They're both conquered, broken people, but Ala Mhigo took up less screen time with their gibs so I tolerate them more than garloids. Plus, Raubahn is their new leader so they can only improve with time. Snow monkies will always have a chip on their shoulder.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      They are. Hell, they're a big reason with the ala mhigans were bad.

  117. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    What was the final raid tier like? Was Athena kino?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Best final tier fight of the raid series.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. A huge step up from the shit fest that eden 12 was

  118. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Zero WASN'T Zeromus
    Laughing at all you dumb morons who thought otherwise

  119. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    you gays don't work?

  120. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    How do they keep managing to make every scythe look like oversized and overdesigned garbage?
    They better not fuck up the raid scythe

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      where are the relic and savage datamines

  121. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Octomammoth doesn't lose limbs as it's health lowers
    soulless.

  122. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Zero connects the dots and realizes a friend is someone you can trust
    >the moment she says this the WoL looks to the sky and thinks of Zenos' final moments at the ass end of space

  123. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Get two weeks worth of island currency
    >Immediately skip a level
    Pssshh... nothin personel yoship

  124. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The fuck is a heart of sabik???

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      All I know is that it beats

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      White auracite

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ligma sabik.

  125. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >raid minion is athena instead of elidibus
    I am mildly upset.

  126. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda like that we actually have to go get permission to take stupid amounts of aether from people's territories, and then use them as a Voidsent summoning ritual
    Just taking what we want would make us corrupt assholes, even if the way they handled it was too blatantly filler

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >By 9.0 we'll be unironically tagging along with Cloud to fight Sephiroth while still dealing with Y'shtola's complete lack of a personality, Graha's uwu fanboy flanderization, and shitty comic relief scenes that jarringly destroy all sense of dramatic tension. You know why we ended this way? Because FFXIV is written purely on the basis of the fandom's reaction and if they write off any of the shitty, stale scions people are going to riot. It's over.
      kys gay. i just cutscene skipped that trash padding.

  127. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Ganker hate the patch? Are we being raided by zodiark trancers???

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      We need to shitpost about the game or the jannies are going to delete it. Thats why I am doing nothing but calling it bad while talking about it

      Patch was great

  128. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    its already a flop

  129. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Viera get the Windcaller before hrothgar do

  130. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >*is kino incarnate in your path*
    I kneel, Elidibussy

  131. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >It's 8.0.
    >All future world zones have been officially cancelled and the patch cycle extended to 6 months.
    >Expansion consists of just a lobby city from which you queue to MSQ scenarios and watch cutscenes.
    >Classes are so utterly identical that anons now talk about Endwalker as the good old days when jobs still had some identity.
    >Dungeons are only released on alliance raid patches as "catch-up content" so that the developers can focus on programming trusts so they can participate in the DJ venue endgame.
    >MSQ consists entirely of references to old Square Enix games. Cloud teaming up with Zero to fight Sephiroth is treated as the most "kino" moment of the whole expansion by slack-jawed Anons who are still trying to convince you this is one of the best stories to ever grace videogames.
    >Alliance raid is a crossover with Forspoken 2.
    >The Balance has replaced all their guides with direct links to speedhacks, rotation bots and splatoon. Game still has zero cheat detection. You're encouraged to submit falsified ACT logs to fflogs instead of actually raiding.
    >Saying the phrase "you should" to another player is bannable in all contexts except ERP.
    >Ganker threads have completely abandoned all pretense to being any different from /xivg/, thread contents consist of either explicit avatarfagging ERP or schizophrenics discussing how to find the guys from the zodiark trancer OF thread, none of which play the game anymore, and murder them IRL in revenge for a single negative comment about the game that was made in some youtube video in late 2023.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >It's 8.0.
      >Emet posters are still saying dumb shit.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >It's 8.0.
        >Schizos are still seething about the most acclaimed FFXIV character.

  132. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl-f
    >"no stakes"
    >1 of 2 results
    >close tab

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      That's fine with me, I am more of a lobster guy

  133. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    No wonder he said to play something else

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      this moron made the books required to be 1 month and a half just to laugh in your face.

  134. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there no hype for anabaseios

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking terrible gear design.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      gear looks like dog

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the gear is pretty mediocre design wise.

      I am interested to see what the new final form of the final boss will be. Also I wanna see how stupid the mount is gonna look. Apparently it's the second boss.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        No one tell him about the mount

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >what the new final form of the final boss will be

        It's just Athena with a World's Best Mom coffee mug.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'M STILL IN TOP

  135. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Golbez is literally doing the same as the ffiv one and Ganker is calling it bad

    Does that mean ffiv was a bad game all the time?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Golbez in FFIV wasn't actually Cecil's brother but some random guy pretending to be him for quite literally no reason? Woah

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        There's no Cecil on the Fourteenth, closest is Unukalhai and he's a squeaker

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Still waiting for your explanation for why Golbez needed to larp as someone else when nobody even knew who the original gay was especially after the voidsent shit happened

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            To honor his friend and comrade.
            Are you dense?

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >I will honor my comrade by committing evil acts in his name and treating my allies like shit
              Just admit it was a poorly executed CLAP

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                So the answer to my question is yes. Good to know.

  136. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Don't like White Mage's regen bubble being so massive now. Slowly cutting all the skill from the game.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Slowly
      Congratulations on recovering from your 5 year coma, Anon.

  137. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    That was a pretty good raid conclusion. I was also shocked we got an actually voiced cutscene outside MSQ.

    It does make me wonder if we are gonna get more pandaemonium stuff later on. They make a specific point that the jail is still out there somewhere needing to be guarded. Also those scientists now have the heart of sabik, which is a pretty fucking powerful object.

    My hope is that in 6.55 we'll get a final Pandaemonium raid that's similar to Baldesion Arsenal or Delubrum Reginae Savage. I'd be pretty psyched if that happens.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >My hope is that in 6.55 we'll get a final Pandaemonium raid that's similar to Baldesion Arsenal or Delubrum Reginae Savage. I'd be pretty psyched if that happens.
      why would you ever think that would happen?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        why would you ever think there'd be a raid at the end of diadem 2 and diadem 3

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not saying it will. I'm not even saying it probably will. I'm just saying it would be really cool if it did and the story hook is right there.

        BA didn't come out til 4.55 so it COULD happen. It probably won't, but it could.

  138. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Only Oschon can save us from 6.5

  139. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone tell me how to force enable dalamud please?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Wait for the update

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      oh damn i forgot about dalamud being fucked. I don't really want to play with noclippy.....do i really miss anything for not login in today?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        nothing
        most normal players do content friday-saturday

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >do i really miss anything for not login in today?
        Yeah, DEEZ

  140. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    anybody got the weapons on an imgur?

  141. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    ;_;

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      So he and Laha and Eric are recreations, right? So why didn't Lahabrea remember (you)? I mean from the real them's perspective you just come in, solve Pandamonium, and are never heard from again.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Lahabrea went cuckoo like he predicted he would if he merged back with his other half to get his crazed knowledge, to save the world

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          But both halves of him should remember you. We're never told that he lost memory.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Crazy people don't bother to remember irrelevant shit, anon
            He was too busy getting high off of Zodiark and Primals

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >irrelevant
              The events of Pandamonium are like the second or third most important thing to ever happen in his life.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but the WoL didn't really contribute much to the emotional side. He was basically just the muscle.

                Besides, thousands and thousands of years had passed since then and he had no reason to assume that the guy who killed all that stuff in Pandaemonium is this relatively wet behind the ears adventurer trying to stop him. It's understandable he wouldn't make the connection.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                It's been thousands of years and he's performed arboricities by the boatload. You're just annoying gnat to crush at Praetorium. There's nothing to link you to the past.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        He reintegrated his crazy motherfucker side, so I assume the body-hopping caused that side of him to be more prevalent in the long-term.

        Based on the above, given Hephaistos didn't seem to care about people's identities too much (like him saying Elidibus was barely worth remembering), I guess he just didn't bother to hold fast to any memories of the WoL?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >I guess he just didn't bother to hold fast to any memories of the WoL?
          WoL both saved him and beat him up. At the very place where he was experimenting with the evil alien object that he later tries to kill WoL with.

          I know he ran himself ragged but unlike everybody else there's no explicit loss of his memories.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            I guess he just didn't give enough of a fuck to mention it, then. He did say he'd hold fast to his convictions regardless of what he had to face.

  142. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    WHY IS THE DRAGOON SPEAR SO STUBBY

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      gnomish

  143. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Gents, I have a very special announcement to make

    Zero tipped her hat exactly 8 times in this patch

    Thank you for your attention

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Oh that reminds of that scene in Garlemald where everyone just nods their head one after the other. What was up with that?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous
  144. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    What are the P11 elidibussy mechs like?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Fatebreaker 2.0

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I was surprised how similar to fatebreaker that fight was. Even the same fight number. Was still fun though.

  145. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Raid things: Can't believe the E6 boss was secretly in on it. I wondered why she disappeared from the plot so fast.

  146. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Quite possibly the most fun normal tier I've played in a long time. Loved this raid.

  147. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    So…..

    Why was lahabread a crazy retard during arr and hw????

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      because the half with his emotions was where all of his crazy retard was concentrated

  148. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    If it wasn't for Asmod and WoW killing itself I genuinely believe EW would've been the first expac with decreasing subs. Everything is just so underwhelming. 7.0 really is a make or break expansion.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm really hoping that EW has been lacking because they've been working on XVI. So with XVI done, hopefully 7.0 will be a step up.

      They say Athena's influence is gone from the heart do it's safe. Allegedly

      I thought that just meant that her memories are gone so she can't possess anyone anymore. That doesn't account for the effects of the stone itself which turned her crazy.

  149. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >zero and zeromus have nothing to do with each other
    >azem and azeyma have nothing to do with each other
    Based

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Azem and Azeyma made out in college.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Zero isn't from Baron either
      >probably isn't Cecilia too
      Hat schizobros...

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        it's almost certain that the ancient hero, the statue in zero's domain, and Zero herself are connected/the same
        this is where the time shenanigans might come into play but I am VERY skeptical of it

  150. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, but what the fuck did Elidibussy mean by that

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be a bright future.

  151. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Zeromus ends up brainjacking the Scions
    >WoL and Krile are the only ones that can hope to save them due to Echo immunity
    >and Tataru of course for some reason
    Book it lads

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      female lalafell wank is cringe. tataru would get fucked up too you dumb moron.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not saying it because muh fenlalas, I'm just spitballing ideas for why Krile is supposedly gonna be stepping up soon. Imagine this
        >CGI trailer where the WoL fights off the Scions who are overflowing with DAHKNESS
        Normies would eat that shit up

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        AHHH NOT THE LALAFELL!!!!
        ZODIARK MAN, SAVE ME!

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Now that you mention it I'm surprised there hasn't been a "One of/several of the Scions get tempered and WoL has to work to undo it" plot yet.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        We literally cured tempering ready, so you know

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Probably because before they made the cure it was considered a death sentence and after they made a cure, it's pretty treatable. The only real conflict would be stopping the scion from hurting others while not killing them until they can get a porxie to them.

          Well yeah that's what I mean, if it had been before we made the cure, one of the Scions getting tempered would have "Oh fuck, s/he's dead". Now it'd be like the typical "Hero has to fight against his brainwashed companions while trying not to hurt them too much" episode.

          Though actually, I guess we did get that with Thancred in ARR.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Lyse tried that already

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because before they made the cure it was considered a death sentence and after they made a cure, it's pretty treatable. The only real conflict would be stopping the scion from hurting others while not killing them until they can get a porxie to them.

  152. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    just finished panda and pic related is literally me right now
    also make sure to talk to Claudien again

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Mom of the year

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        She's what the Trancers wish Venat was like

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >yoshida even threw the zodiark trancers a bone and gave them an actual "VENAT BAD" character
          kinoooooooooooooooooooo

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >trancers
          Is this some new shitpost? I was seeing it in a previous thread.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Long story short, some guy made a comic of his WoL reeing at Hydaelyn about how she killed the Ancients and, instead of teaming up with the Scions to fight her, he goes full edgelord and uses Zodiark powers to fight her.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              So "trance-ing" was basically channeling zodiark in the comic I guess?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            discord clique dedicated to trying to curry favor against venat as a character and decrying her as evil, mainly because she was not written as evil and is not presented as evil, and most of the members in that clique are notorious fanboys for emet-selch with some just being garlemald fanboys chuffed that the story sidelined them

            if you see somebody complaining about how the threads are ruined forever because of people that bring up zodiark trancers that's one of them that can't keep it in his pants, /mmog/ on /vg/ has a lot of knowledge about the clique

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Extremely obsessed /vg/ schizo that puts any criticism of the game on a group of discord fags.
            Three years from now when people are bitching about how 7.1 is fucking boring, this guy will still be here screaming about how he's trancing.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              and does this /vg/ schizo have a name

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                No.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                means he's not notable enough to have one
                keep it in your pants

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            discord clique dedicated to trying to curry favor against venat as a character and decrying her as evil, mainly because she was not written as evil and is not presented as evil, and most of the members in that clique are notorious fanboys for emet-selch with some just being garlemald fanboys chuffed that the story sidelined them

            if you see somebody complaining about how the threads are ruined forever because of people that bring up zodiark trancers that's one of them that can't keep it in his pants, /mmog/ on /vg/ has a lot of knowledge about the clique

            Isn't part of the point that Venat's actions are pretty heinous even if she thought she was doing things for the 'greater good'?

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              yes and part of the same point is that venat herself doesn't view her actions as perfectly good, she views them as a necessary evil and preferable to total, unconditional extinction

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                So what's wrong with disagreeing with her conclusion that this was really the only way to save the planet, especially with the ambiguity around whatever the Ancients were planning to sacrifice to get souls out of Zodiark, the actual event that had her write off her own species?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                You can disagree. You can even disagree ingame. But treating her as a horrible unredeemable monster is just a bit silly. And her plan was actually a longterm plan, all the Ascians had was a stop gap measure.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                disagreeing with her conclusion is totally pointless due to the amaurotine mono-culture ensuring almost everyone was wrapped up in the suicide cult, venat barely got double-digits of followers in support of a counter-zodiark plan out of the total remaining population of amaurot

                there is no other room for an alternative conclusion in the scenario given, the only person that disagreed with both was azem the player's ancient, who got sundered anyways

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                What I mean is, since we don't know what the third sacrifice entailed that freaked Venat out so bad (after she was okay with the first two,) it's hard to be entirely on her side that it was a step too far.

                You can disagree. You can even disagree ingame. But treating her as a horrible unredeemable monster is just a bit silly. And her plan was actually a longterm plan, all the Ascians had was a stop gap measure.

                The problem with her plan is that other than relying on (You) she didn't actually have a concrete solution to Meteion. She was hoping a solution would manifest (with prime hope being on you) and had a planetary escape plan via the moon set up in case one didn't.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I can't fix her, but I can fuck her.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          t. Lahabrea

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        If there's not a picture of

        >what the new final form of the final boss will be

        It's just Athena with a World's Best Mom coffee mug.

        by the end of the day, the XIV fanbase will have failed me.

  153. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    so who was hesperos? an uncle?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      A warden.

  154. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    SAY GOODNIGHT
    WITH EACH BITE DOES YOUR SANITY DIEEEE

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      BY MY GUIDING HAND
      PERFECTED WE STAND

  155. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the last real content we get until April (A P R I L) 2024

    What's yoshi P's master plan?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      sis your 6.45? your blue mage and relic quests?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget the dungeon you run 12 times then never again
        HYPE

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Well we get a new criterion dungeon in 2 months. And blue mage.

      sis your 6.45? your blue mage and relic quests?

      Lets be honest, the relic quests are hardly quests. Farming uncapped tomestones is basically just doing what you've already been doing passively. And apparently the future steps are gonna follow suit.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Farming uncapped tomestones is basically just doing what you've already been doing passively.
        I don't interact with hunts at all outside of tomestone grinding tbh

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Huh? There is still a whole patch coming up.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Presumably no hardcore content in 6.5 though. Savage ends this patch, no ultimate next patch, and probably nothing else of real difficulty. Probably just the alliance raid and a final EX trial in terms of combat content. Maybe a hildebrand trial (Question is if Asura is coming before 7.0 or not, since we know she's coming).

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >muh hardcore content
          moron you got two whole ass Ultimates this expansion, and both were hard as shit. Raidmorons will quite literally never be satisfied.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not even just talking hardcore content (I haven't done the ultimates), I'm talking midcore content too. The only thing that we know that's coming that's farmable in the next patch is the extreme. There may not be any other combat content worth running repeatedly besides that an the alliance raid. SB had the final zone of Eureka, ShB had the final zone of Bozja. And they at least kept you busy for a decent amount of time.

  156. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    So when are they removing SAM 1 shots?

  157. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Holy kino

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      He only JUST learned that?

  158. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize for calling Eden shit

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Pand story was still better.

  159. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Pandemonium story was disappointing, feels like nothing was accomplished.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Questions answered
      >Lahabread no longer a deadbeat dad
      >Thot slain
      >Elidibus gives us a proper farewell and reincarnates in peace
      Pretty much every loose end was tied up.

  160. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    honestly the only thing I was missing from the panda story was something between Lahabrea and Thancred

  161. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >panda story ends decently
    >msq is still spinning its wheels but now it has out of place "funny" scenes
    golbez getting up after we kick his ass, going "no u", and do his plan anyway which realistically why didnt he do at any other point is fucking stupid. and this is the third patch in a row we have to teach zero about friendship jesus fucking christ if i see her dumbass tip her hat one more time.
    whoever's writing this shit clearly has a boner for zero and needs to be fired for shitting up the msq with his waifu

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      So long as I get Zero's fit and scythe as a glamour outfit of some kind I can put up with her, she has a fantastic Reaper set

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered. Zero is kino.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >msq is still spinning its wheels but now it has out of place "funny" scenes
      they're just setting up hildibrand becoming a part of the main cast in 7.0

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't go for a tussle with his Nemesis to give him a false sense of security at stopping you when in truth your plan was already complete.
      Smh.

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