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Gonna use those shorts on my fedora wearing samurai.
just kidding im not ranking up IS high enough to unlock it
they added the proud boys fit into ffxiv pog
VTRA UNwienerED YES OR NO? WILL OUR GUY FINALLY WIN?
What is that? It looks nice.
Female Aura
New island glam shown in liveletter.
tfw when i care more about porn of the game than the game itself
https://mega.nz/folder/YyE1gTxJ#9NjBbTwAmSP1b51wZ-yIcw
Same
kyubisan does good stuff. I've gotten some things from them.
Nice
God I miss Yda.
>Ryne... why are you looking at me like that...?
nice
it even has some nice potatoes, twins and tiny cats
good taste
>linking the thread in the last one
You doomed us you fricking homosexual
Post the last thread? I missed it, don't think xiv was in the title.
it's up
I think it's gonna be an "Ardbert"-situation, where Zero will spend 7.0 doing something behind the scenes, and then maybe play a bigger role in 8.0
8.0 is the wol gets whirred to the ff7/ff13 tech world shard alone though
Shard travel will be a big thing in the future, so it could be that Zero comes with us
oh look, the "other ff games are the other shards" theory is back
we going home vanadiel cousins
I'd be okay with us going to both Vanadiel and whatever the frick FF7's world was called.
Gaia
we going inside gaia in 7.0? count me in
I'm going to come in Gaia!
I'm pretty sure that the planet which appears behind Thordan when he does ultimate end is Gaia, assumedly summoned in the same way that any primal is summoned. I don't know what else it could possibly be unless you just shrug it off as a spell effect.
>we going home vanadiel cousins
this, but only because Mithra are way hotter than Mi'qote
if only
It hurts..
Yoshi P, you know what to do
I love my slampig princess Arciela
Does that mean there is a possibility we get to see his strength?
ITS UP
Your joke is bad and you should feel bad.
>joke
nice cropped screenshot bro
Anon, Korean servers don't follow the same schedule as ours...
moron
send a screenshot of you /saying "moron October 3, 2023 3:12 AM"
if you don't you will die in your sleep tonight along with your entire family.
Don't threaten me with a good time
all worlds are down moron
Is there any decent model replacer mods in this game? I want to use a fantasia but the character creation is shit and cant use different outfits or hairstyles.
Glamourer. Works on you, works on other people, lets you set everything individually(as in only change the Coat of Buttfrick you're wearing to a Jacket of Handjobs, everyone else still wears the Coat of Buttfrick as normal). You can change the race/gender of anyone as well.
Exactly what I was looking for, much appreciated anon.
4 more hours?
>inb4 extended maintenance
considering they are updating the cloud servers stuff there is a possibility of this happening today, the day the beta ends, and the day they officially move to cloud
not to mention the emergency maintenance once all characters world travelling end up deleted or stuck in a deloaded zone
which is gonna happen first?
Technically it is since I'm not going to bother updating until XIVLauncher is fixed to be compatible with whatever changed. The stock launcher is shit-tier about breaking and restarting patch downloads from scratch if there's a connection hiccup.
Where is the 24man music?
https://files.catbox.moe/714kn1.mp3
Is this the final boss theme? Looks like an intermission
apparently
It's midboss theme. We already heard it when Yoshi pulled Thaliak in the live letter.
Viera won??
Hat looks cute on Viera.
Where's the hat from?
Final Fantasy XIV
b***h I will cut you.
Easter event reward.
>hurr durr im actually durante in a suit of armor and i want to die
FRICKING moronic. KYS HIROI.
did you expect anything good out of the writer that came up with "covering up mhigger war crimes is good and based, actually"
SKY PIRATES WAS COOL AND SO WAS TAYNOR AND HIS DAD DOING COOL THINGS.
Transdeadgame
The game may be dead but I'm still fishing
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>all the best EW glamour is tied to Island Sanctuary
frick off SE nobody likes Island and forcing people to do it for glam is shit. How about instead you make Island Sanctuary fun
watch your tongue kid
you and these dangerous concepts like fun and good game design
you wanted a grind so click these nodes 50000 times for 3 xp each to level up, filthy gaijin
all the 12 fuse
wow
that looks moronic
ENOUGH WITH THE ULTIMAS
steven universe looking ass
Do they have a face-crotch like Nald'thal?
GATTAI
how many expansions do you slop eating troons need to get before you realize this game is dead?
But enough about WoW
metz has returned to wow, it's over for us yoshitroons...
is thsi the current wowcope?
that metzen is going to save wow?
that moronic started this whole shit to begin with
when they removed midriff he was defending it because something something his daughter
you guys are on crack if you think metzen will fix anything, watch he asspull old gods vs burning legion 33 1/3 the final insult
metz is the hero returned to his rightful throne, yoshit has abandoned you
anon... he became corrupted... it's over...
drop the copium, you are going to overdose
when this latest flop from yoshit smacks dead on the concrete the WoWaissance will be there for you
>WoWaissance
frick my sides
keep this one, its actually a nice bait
7
she looks like she has a touch of down syndrome
I wish I could trade in Zero for Ryne & Gaia.
Imagine travelling to the new world with the jailbait oracles instead of fricking Zero.
SEX
>Patron of Limsa
>Not a shred of bare skin
She's got exposed shoulders!
LLYMLAEN MY QUEEN
>Forced to wear pants
Eh, at least nophica was fine.
>legs
isn't Llymlaen supposed to be mermaid
I'm kinda bummed there aren't more weird gods like Nald'thal. Instead, most of the Twelve are just normal humans.
>Goddess of the Sea
>completely covered up
meh
Where's the swimsuit version?
>Limsa worst god
as it fricking should be
Real question
what was the reason you guys think was responsible for the devs ditching susan as a singer and getting amanda?
All the songs Susan sang were by Uematsu
uh oh
I spot someone down there...
who is the purple guy???
The Watcher I would assume, the 13th god.
What is he watching?
who's the edgy purple guy above zeromus
is the purple guy durante or zenos
rest of the cards in case anyone cares
Is that a Lalafell boss on the second row?
When the frick does ffxvi event happen
Then who tf is purple guy between Oschon and the fusion? Does the 13th god actually exist and we just don't fight him?
no idea. seems like the bosses are Thaliak, Llymlaen, Oschon, and then the schizo fusion. so no idea who the purple guy is
the last AR fight usually gets two phases famalam
I think it's the dungeon boss, fusion of the four fiends
pic have shit to do with gerion, but maybe its just that
missed opportunity to have her dress move like waves
We don't even know her fight yet, for all we know she changes.
>Limsa goddess
>no bawdglam
THERE BETTER BE A SEA SHANTY FOR THAT ONE, SOKEN.
Only Ul'dah chads get a unique theme.
>bosses other the last getting unique music
lmao
>loot from this alliance looks nothing like the deities we fight
They could've done something interesting like Halone -> tanking/maiming gear, Nophica -> healing or aiming gear but nope, and to insult to injury the gears aren't that great visually either. what a disappointment.
Step on me energy
My Queen..
Durante before he gets crystallized:
"I know who you are, Azem. Golbez told me before he perished. You could have prevented it all.. the void.. the sundering.. even the Final Days themselves! Yet you turned your back on all of us. And now you would judge me for how I choose to save MY people? After ALL these THOUSANDS of years? Why? WHY? What is it that you are truly after?"
Would this be a good ending?
azem could not have prevented the final days
>fully powered autismo could not prevent final days
>partially powered sundered autismo prevents the final day, kills two ancient gods and fricks the apocalipse bird in the ass while riding his best friend
yeah right
Azem knew that we would travel back in time according to the Pandaemonium story, so we really don't know the full capacity of what Azem was capable of
No and it was moronic when eledibus data dumped zenos as well.
you lazy Black person writers.
>An Azem shard NOT going into where conflict is greatest
>Azem being able to stop the final days
No
Zodiark trancer tier fanfic
If it was Zodiark trance tier, Golbez would jerk of the WoL for killing Hydaelyn
What will you do after the patch drops?
I'll do the MSQ and probably the 24man later.
go to work
Get Island Sanctuary rolling, the MSQ, 24man if I don't fall asleep.
I too will probably do one of the two new pieces of content, and then perhaps the second.
Hunts and Island Sanctuary, maybe farm some tank mounts. I thought Fall Guys was this patch but I guess its happening later.
24man raid
MSQ
Then I guess custom deliveries or island
V/C dungeon isn't out yet, right? 6.51?
After seeing all the gods I at last see that Gridania was right.
Her fertility is truly worthy of worship.
WHAT
THE
FRICK
What a clusterfrick.
I mean, that's the point, but it still looks so busy
>mods have no influence on XIV
>they now deliver a modbeast boss
Bravo Yoshi.
Oh no
it's Dragon Ball AF
And they said Matsuno stopped working in this game
it's azem's super special OC guys don't make fun of them
Hydaelyn: Ok Azem, I'll let you draw one of the twelve I will make once I sunder this gay world, do your best love
Azem:
they fuse all together and they become this clusterfrick
Jesus Christ they should have kept the twelve a mystery.
what if they try to merge into one form, take one step towards us and instantly trip and fall apart because there's 13 fricking people in that thing
pffffffffff hahahahahaha this game is so fricking bad now
But *why*. What is the 12's end goal here? Why did they *want* to fight us so goddamn badly? Why did Althyk act like something was finally over when we beat him?
Because they were made by Venat and Venat really loves you, obviously
This shit has nothing to do with Venat.
I will be laughing at you in a few hours
I won't remember you exist in a few minutes, homosexual.
So why the frick did she only create for the source and not the other
anon it's been obvious from day 1, did you not notice the south west section of elpis?
are you mentally handicapped?
its been implied since day 1 that the 12 are venat's conspirators turned primals, all minus the watcher
lol get trold lmao gg ez 2 ez dum dum stupid dummypants tanks for teh YOUs
They're Venat's friends so they share her unique brand of autism.
>"My dog doesn't like you."
>"Let's beat each other half to death."
Maybe they're trying to turn into a new Hydaelyn or something.
>gods watch over man
>man beats god
>god happy man can take care of itself
>god dies
it's like generic deity story 101
>man beats god
WoL does not represent men. Like.. at all. They are fiercely loyal to the cause of men and the star but by no means a regular mortal.
However, this means that should the god relinquish their stewardship, WoL needs to finally put out and make babies. Heirs that can inherit their power and ensure the star is safe for aeons to come. Luckily, one of the strongest magic wielders is currently single and looking for a mate. So get to it or else.
Tatarus cute butt
Luckily, one of the strongest magic wielders is currently single and looking for a mate.
Tataru?
Why does the fanbase keep shitposting about Y'mihtra wanting to bang the WoL and/or get them to frick Y'shtola? Did I miss something in the Summoner quest?
It's called headcanon.
I think it's a ripoff of Chrisposting.
>LEON YOU HAVE TO FRICK MY SISTER AND CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE
>SHE OWNS LIKE 4 cats LEON, ONLY YOU CAN STOP HER BEFORE SHE BECOMES A CRAZY CAT LADY
Back when the website short stories were still worth reading, there was one that was framed by Alisaie, Y'shtola and I wanna say Lyse at a breakfast, talking about the WoL. In that Y'shtola mentions her sister keeps pushing her to find a love interest when they ask who would be a suitor Y'shtola quickly changes the topic, but I think it was alluded to that she was thinking of WoL-kun in that moment. It was a throwaway line but the fanbase clung to it.
every scion except tataru, krile and urianger have gotten ship teases with the wol at this point
And Papalymo before he died.
Alphinaud never. all we heard was hes a fricking stud in highschool
There was a short story in the Lodestone where the female Scions are having girl talk and Y'shtola remembers Y'mhitra getting all Chris Redfield on her, and there's a sidequest where Y'mhitra just flat out tells you (WoL) that you're the person Y'shtola values and trusts most.
>getting all chris redfield
>PLEASE WOL HER EGGS ARE DRYING UP AFTER DYING LIKE 9 FRICKING TIME
>No way gay, gotta adventure
Funny part is that the real reason Y'mhitra wants her to get hitched is because she thinks her sister getting a partner that will follow her on her adventures and share in her work will make her both happier and more productive, which doesn't sound conducive to actually reproducing, and even less with a female WoL. But Chrisposting just isn't as fun if it doesn't come with extreme over the top allusions to breeding and eugenics.
Hey, I recognize this picture.
If you're the author, good job anon, it was funny enough that I saved it.
its sad that you actually described what will happen because this is such a basic jp trope that its unreal
and yet people will be surprised.
as if the gods being ancient constructs wasnt enough of a spit in the face
katamari looking mother fricker
Genuinely besides fighting us because they fricking feel like it, what lore reason do they have for being able to do this and why did they not do this to save the planet during EW
Frick, I really would've preferred for this not to be spoiled
stupid fricking newbie, then dont enter these threads before a patch, everything gets posted prior. Go back to your discord and stay there
Toa kaita lookin' mf
OH NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HE'S IN
I can't believe Thaliak is sexier than Llmayen.
what the frick
The thing I hate is that I'm probably going to commission my WoL fricking this monstrosity.
Aren't they supposed to be Venat's council of mystery homies that were pro-Hydaelyn?
Just woke up, send Zeromus theme NOW
https://files.catbox.moe/obaj3p.ogg
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
They can't all be bangers.
Sokenslop kino
sound like UT 1999 soundtrack at one point
Soken just can't into EDM holy shit. Yoshit gotta hire someone who knows wtf they're doing.
ENTER
>BO2
Best CoD game, everything literally went downhill after it
I wish there would be more story-focused CoD games instead of explosion-focused ones
Cold War's campaign was pretty decent despite the shit MP. The menu music is pretty good too, though that's a given with most 3arch games :^]
>everything is canon except for the time
the bottom of the barrel defender of current thing
How is the time not canon? Game takes place between BO1 and BO2 and most of it seems in line.
>defender of current thing
The game is four years old idiot.
what in the actual frick.
maybe this sounds better in game but so far i fricking hate it
.moe
>still blocked
>too lazy to vpn
mirror pls
i like it.
the same troons who hate this hated athena's theme too. not my problem, more for me.
>god's forms are shaped by prayers
>eorzeans constantly say "the twelve", "praise the twelve" etc
>a god that is literally "the twelve" forms
yeah, its kino time.
>the people accidentally believed their gods were into incest and had a moondog and it actually happened, funniest shit i've ever seen
Well greek gods have been known to be into that so it’s not a huge leap
The point is moreso imagine being an Ancient collaborator with Hydaelyn/Venat, watching over the Sundered mankind, and their legends believe two siblings frick eachother and the belief makes them frick eachother by nature of their existence
but as
says, it does seem to avoid that at least
It seems like the Eorzean lore isn't always 1:1 with the Twelve to avoid the writers having to address things like that. Nophica and Halone seem to be on good terms, for example.
>feet lifting off the ground
trash animation
fricking righteous
the thread has been ELEVATED
What a shitshow of a patch
At least Ryne makes it barely tolerable
I just woke up can someone post all the music for 6.5?
>go back to the first
WILL WE GET A FEO UL CAMEO?
No, you're a wretched, heartless, cruel sapling who NEVER calls upon their beautiful branch.
I hope not, I hate how her voice sounds in the english version
why you no like 50 years old smoker heavy welsh auntie anon?
>no dialogue option to vigorously make out with giant Feo Ul
It's shit.
Time for my 2 hour goon sesh, see you lads later.
got the oschon model yet?
Yeah it's out there.
>hey cutie are you really new to the game?
>that's cute 🙂
>have some gil sweetheart :*~~*~~))
I hate yoshi so much for making this idiotic gender bender outfits a thing
one day the troons will quit the game and the ship will sink and no one will save his ass
Allowing females to wear male outfits makes sense but taking things the other way really doesn't benefit anyone, however they probably have to do it or people would complain.
that damn lace in the back, now i will be forced to see hroths and maleras running around with a fricking lace in their asses
I unironically like having access to the male outfits on females though, a lot of them are great.
I wish more outfits were this somber
for everyone
I don't have a problem with removing the gender lock but the problem is the male bodies in this game weren't designed to look sexy. Like these just look stupid. Even male viera don't work because they have that slouch problem.
cute boy
opo opo is oschon Black folk btfo
Man, he's ripped.
Will you buy the $300 Hydaelyn figure?
YES
I wanted to try the free trial, but it says they shut down the servers forever 🙁
biden shut them down yesterday
>not dating Garuda
ISHYWDDT
I shouldn't have gone for Minfilia. This shit is WoL must Die mode.
I'm still a little sad the gods turned out to be primals. I get that they were teasing that the whole time (what with Gaius directly saying they were) but why can't gods just be gods? Its a fantasy setting. Besides, its not like the universe wasn't ultimately created by a god - what with Cosmos and Chaos.
>Cosmos and Chaos.
Primals.
Didn't they say themselves they aren't primals?
Do you also believe israelites when they say they aren't involved?
Yeah, when they say Hitler wasn't one of them I immediately know they're full of bullshit
that's quite a leap you made there
They're almost certainly beings altered by creation magic (which is just summoning that doesn't suck.) Even if they say they aren't, they pretty much are.
Technically even the ancient guardian forces are primals as they're summoned the same way, I think the main think that differentiate ancient primals from our primals is that old ones dont consume aether and don't risk killing the world, the twelve would fit right in here, while not being "primals"
This is just as sad as when Ysayle turned out to be a primal.
I find it a little weird that the setting now actually has no higher powers whatsoever, no gods, nothing. I hope after ancientwashing the entire backstory of the setting they have a plan going forward to build up something new that can fill the void.
>this was all an elaborate ploy to establish the Church of Midgardsormr
Do your side content moron.
side content is non canon and cannot be used in the msq going forward
Do you even play the game? What was Athena's motivation again?
There were higher powers above the Ancients in the pre-sundered world.
Put down your fricking phone when you play the game zoomertard.
Aliens, and the latter isn't in the MSQ, it's a couple throwaway lines of text in non canon side content.
>non canon side content
Care to explain what that is?
Please dont engage this stupid Black person. The threads will only get worse.
If it's not explicitly brought up in the MSQ it doesn't exist as far as the MSQ is concerned. Only very rarely have they made side content exist in the eyes of the MSQ while leaving massive and sometimes hilarious plotholes because the rest isn't able to be used as MSQ content.
If side content were all canon we'd be flying to the first on the Void Ark to pick up the role questline group and go save the void.
Its a double homosexual
ignore anyone who uses that phrase he has 10 wieners up his ass
have you guys never wondered why side content never shows up in the msq save for rare instances? this is what he means
there is no consistency in lore anymore
case in point: you spend 3 xpacs grooming unulkalhai to be the bridge for the 13th xpac or whatever, you find cylva, you join the two, you make a whole side quest series about them
and then you shove zero in there and bam void arc, ahh but if you did their quests you get 2 new lines during the msq with no change of outcome
so finding unul and doing the role quests or not, the result is the same, zero asspulls a way to open a gate to the void from the 1st
everything may aswell be fanfic until shittykawa decides that somethign is canon for an extra line of dialogue, or not.
You can't say its non-canon just because it doesn't show up in the MSQ, that's completely disingenuous.
You can make up whatever term for it that makes you feel better but the fact is that if it's not in the MSQ or the MSQ doesn't force you to do it, then it will never have any bearing on the MSQ. If they throw entire questlines they aren't going to give a frick about a couple random lines of text.
Reminder Gaia can open portals to the void at will.
Oh yeah, what ever happened with the fact that Gaia can summon voidsent at will?
oh yeah, nothing because they kinda forgot
Hey anon quick we need to find a way to get to the void how would we do that? Shit man I have no idea....
a broken ass ship with its main power source taken away? sounds like a plan to me
then call it canon and watch as it doesn't affect anything in the world, or better, watch as it gets hard retconned because shittykawa decided to rewrite the story again
the creation myth >>>> ancient bullshit
Lad, you're posting on Ganker. Im sure you mean well, but it doesnt matter if you're making perfect sense. We will call you a dumb Black personhomosexual anyway. You dumb Black personhomosexual.
Then why did yoshi say the msq will have different dialogue if you did warring triad + role quests
kys homosexual
BECAUSE IT ALWAYS DO
AND THE DIFFERENT DIALOGUE IS ALWAYS ONE OR TWO LINES AND A FLASHBACK
IF YOU THINK THERE WILL BE ANYTHING MORE THAN THAT YOU ARE A SUB 70 IQ MONKEY AND DESERVES TO BE ASSRAPED BY GORILLAS!
Yoshi literally said that the dialogues won't affect the outcome you mentally handicapped mushroom cap
Too bad homosexual, my copy of the game is the real canon because it has all the true dialogue from having everything done, you limsa afking triple homosexuals are playing a non-canon of the game
your game is now sundered
Holy shit you are seething at Ishikawa for two threads already. Why are you mad? Are you a garlemald homosexual or an ascian homosexual?
>There were higher powers
ultima is an alien you aborted australian
so thanks for proving my point: there is no mistery, no gods, no nothing that isn't allag, garlemald or ancient, and aliens now because lemao
>mistery
you need to be 18+ to post here
go watch your 5 sec videos you aborigenal ape
>aborigenal
Even magic isn't *magical* anymore, its all just inbred misuse of creation magic. Or the "feel emotion so hard reality changes to accomodate it" dynamis.
this kills me
the next in line for the dumbfication is the lifestream, there is ZERO chance they won't pull a mako story that ceruleum is actually condensed souls and industrialism bad or something, oh btw the big bad is trapped in the core of the planet
anon the lifestream is quite literally the exact same core rules as VII besides not giving people future sight and not fricking up the world out of spite. it's canon that drawing Aether from your surroundings and the planet is basically drawing from the life of those who die being reused in the planet's own life blood to recycle into new life, so Black Rose being a total aether destroyer would've killed unlife too
iam fine with that, but the way they will convey it its what will make it shit
even in 7 there is still a mistery to it, in here they will make a slideshow presentation in a patch telling how it works and why its not so magical now go kill the sin/necron/whatever in the planet core
its that our story telling is flawed
>lore is fine because side content hints a primal somewhere everything is fine
anon, good think you're not a writer or work as an editor, you would be prime material for disney to hire.
It doesn't need gods. There's already abominations, aliens (remember the Dragons are aliens, we've had robot aliens, Ultima's alien influence caused a shitton of stuff the Ascians didn't do, Hildibrand's now an alien unless that's just trolling last patch), and the power of people's beliefs that in the right, rare circumstances could do more Creation magic hijinks and probably threaten ending the world again.
It's dull, even the concept of Halone was far more interesting in HW than actually getting to meet them and find out they are just a primal.
Being a god doesn't mean a lot in a franchise where killing gods is the norm.
G'raha you triple moron, you were already told a million times they aren't primals
If you have been paying attention (and doing sidequests) you will know there is still an actual real "god" overseeing everything and other forms of higher powers in play.
>shitikawa writing
>plan going forward
LMAO
First of all you're wrong, secondly there being no such thing as actual gods is a cornerstone of this entire setting.
Okay, whats Altana then? Or Promathia?
Shit from FFXI? Are you fricking moronic?
Oh, so by this setting you meant just FFXIV, then got it.
>but why can't gods just be gods?
thats my biggest beef with the game
there is no secret, no mistery, everything is either Garlean tech, Allagan tech and now Ancient magic, there is no sense of wonder, the lore building have been ditched in favor of tearjerking moments and memes and it reflects poorly in the world
i mean ffs, the whole mistery of the final days and the noise Black person turning out to be an ancient magical creation in the form of a little girl was the nail in the coffin
heavens forbid we have an existential threat that can't be turned into a waifu/husbando, much like we can't have gods outside primals, and then we have Ultima jump the shark Thule saying ayys are real, not just dragons but a lot of them out there, but they're mostly dead because emo bird killed them lmao
what wonder is there to be had?
watch they botch the lucavi next
Its worse than primals, they're ancient creations lol. Everything is ancients in XIV now, no mystery or sense of wonder
then who was monkey
gay horse
ALWAYS
ALWAYS
>reskinned unicorn
I'm not even mad. Make this a mogstation mount, let the LGBTurds fund Squeenix with a literal reskin.
This
But you know mogshop gets the moon mount and you get this
Also don't forget your new attire for farming criterion dungeons for 6 hours straight, our team spent a whopping 3 hours modelling it
>Nightmare, but it's LGBT
Thanks, I hate it.
Yoshida says Trans Rights!
Remember when kotaku wasn't banned from SE events?
welp, looking forward to Harmony Day
ALWAYS
ITS UP
any halloween or christmas stuff?
we already got that last patch
oh yeah lol
Halloween has an emote, Christmas a santa outfit
SANTA CLAUS MONK IS COMING TO KICK YOUR FRICKING ASS
can't wait to get all the catgirls and lalas to sit on my lap
Brilliant
>still no mummy costume
Halloween will forever be a failure until they add one
Hold on... isn't this literally a mogshop set?
it's a different version with probably better textures
look at your own picture
it's a different santa outfit
>He didn't get it for free
Also no, its better quality
Look at the shirt details and hat shape in the icons, they've been revised. It's a brand new set.
fake
SERVERS UP IN 20 MINUTES, TURN ON THE LODESTONE
Kill Zero. Behead Zero. Roundhouse kick a Zero into the concrete. Slam dunk a Zero baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Zero. Defecate in a Zero's food. Launch Zero into the sun. Stir fry Zero in a wok. Toss Zero into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Zero gas tank. Judo throw Zero into a wood chipper. Twist Zero heads off. Report Zero to PA. Karate chop Zero in half. Curb stomp pregnant Zero. Trap Zero in quicksand. Crush Zero in the trash compactor. Liquefy Zero in a vat of acid. Eat Zero. Dissect Zero. Exterminate Zero in the gas chamber. Stomp Zero skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Zero in the oven. Lobotomize Zero. Mandatory abortions for Zero. Grind Zero fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Zero in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Zero with a ray gun. Kick old Zero down the stairs. Feed Zero to alligators. Slice Zero with a katana. Total Zero death.
>server up in less than 20 mins
>no music posted save for a single song
You all are dropping the ball. This is the worst patch thread in literally 2 years. have a nice day.
people dropped the music in another thread, its shit, like not even meme, its bad
I think someone posted a 7z with all of the music last thread
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/6381f83d0c4f355bbd46cd7ee44e168b776fd668
>na
Windows 7 user here and game will crash with DX11 (therefore unable to use plugins and mods). Is there a way to somehow see how I'd look with my armor of choice as a different race? Could I hypothetically ask someone who has mods to change my race on their screen and take screenshots?
>inb4 upgrade
I can't, I'm playing on a 2014 laptop
>inb4 buy a new computer
I'm poor.
both you are so moronic and your problem is so specific with an easy fix that you won't use I doubt anyone would answer instead of shitting on you
What's the easy fix?
killing yourself
installing win10 or at least linux also
I already addressed that. If you don't even read the post you reply to, why reply at all? Why are you being so hostile? What did Windows 7 ever do to you?
They also added this hair to viera
i wish we could get this without the braid across the forehead
FRICKING Black person homosexual CHINKS WILL END THE MAINTENANCE EARLY AND NOW MY MCDONALDS ORDER WON'T BE HERE WHEN IT ENDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
it never ends early
it's ending in 8 minutes
Only for savage/ultimate release
I hope free trial Black folk don't break the servers with Raubahn extreme bullshit
Are you actually moronic?
so, how will this work?
xbox sis will have it at gamepass or they will have to pay the sub like everyone else?
if so, oh boy, I can see this not being popular with xbox kids at all
ITS UP
Everything in FFXIV is canon except for the holiday events/crossovers, this has been the official stance since forever.
but armorer directly references the holiday events
armorer isn't canon, only blacksmith exists
>except for the holiday events/crossovers
But Garuda showed up in XV?
even some of the crossovers don't frick around that much. XV's has Noctis frick off and in XV's own part of the crossover he had weird shit happen with XIV stuff, so that's probably some sorta fricked up canon. XIII I didn't get to see but probably less so. XVI can probably be canon depending on how the devs handle it.
Technically all interdimensional cross overs are canons to all games
our greg is that greg
dissidia happened, yes, even the bad one
the devs will never work out the timeline but there is the underlying rule that all ff games are connected via the rift
The XI event left Iroha in Eorzea and never touched on it, what a waste.
The biggest waste was that her outfit isn't even dyeable.
What were they thinking?
This shit reminds me of Granblue Fantasy having a Code Geass crossover event, in which all the main characters survived and never returned to the CG world. So they're canonically living out the rest of their lives in peace on some floating island in Phantagrande.
are there going to be any westwolves in this patch or is that a 6.55 thing
we are the westwolves
>no longer scions
>no longer wol/adventurer/hydaelyns chosen in new world
>get a new audio title
>westwolven
kinda based?
Last time this bullshit happened we got a flop so bad it killed Sony's relationship with Sqeenix and Luminous Productions, wonder what Westwolves will actually end up being.
UPUPUPUP
ITS UP
New patch? New cash shop item! Sisters we so won!!!
fastest queue in eorzea
it's up
Rest in Peace
Fun dungeons are officially dead
I'm afraid to look.
Today is the day I figure out if I'm still gonna be playing PLD or not.
>wrongly entered my password too many times in official launcher
>now it been 5 mins and I still cant login
its over
>it's actually up
Bye bros, see ya
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM NOT DONE INSTALLING
Aight see you tomorrow, still got an exam to prepare.
>forgot I logged out on a different server
Ah frick
>PvP gear for trophy crystals now has Universal Gear, that weird korean shit is all class
good
5 (FIVE) Bidenbucks for a poster of your best friend Poochie
You know, since we're bringing her to the First, she actually, unironically, is getting access to a time travel machine.
*Floats furniture so only estiniens face is visible and it looks like a framed photo*
ty anon
wtf the gods are real and you fight against them? thanks for all the spoilers buttholes
>Unukalhai mentioned
HE'S IN
Non-canon huh?
I'm just gonna spoil myself on the story in these threads and come back when DT comes out, I just don't care about the void and zero shit anymore.
I keep forgetting how clunky this game is without noclippy and xiv combo, how can console cucks stand it?
Anyone find the new durium sand yet?
Any luck anon
>wards were able to hold zodiark for absolute eons
>cant hold some moronic flying mike wazowskis from the 13th
Yeah this is the first time I ever purposefully skipped an MSQ cutscene
idk almost like we dont have the power potency like the ancients who made those wards
Hydaelyn's dead, she was the one spending energy on keeping Zodiark in the moon.
>fps feels lower after the update for some reason
Because there's a billion people there?
im in my home, fullscreening the game fixed it for some reason
>think that the anon here is a moron
>no, it somehow actually runs worse
UOHHHHHHHH RYNE SEXO
>the baby monkey wasn't Oschon
How did literally anyone think it wouldn't be Deryk?
THEN WHY DID MY AUTISTIC WOL STARE AT THE MONKE FOREVER.
>pvp gear is all jobs
holy frick thank you, i hope this becomes a staple
Only the modernslop cosmetics are.
>Hey, we need to do [THING] to save the world
>But doing [THING] might upset some literal whos even though they or their approval don't matter at all!
>Damm, you're right, we should delay doing the world saving [THING] so we can ask the literal whos if it's ok by them even though if we do not do [THING] they would all just die anyway.
jesus fricking christ, stop with this shit already
this is like the third time they pulled this garbage on this arc alone
So who are we asking this time? Who the frick on the First would say no to the fricking Warrior of Darkness?
Very important people like literal eulmoran slum resident and drunk guy at the Honey Bee
I wonder who in this team of newbie writers keeps fricking proposing to pad time by having WoL have to politely ask literal whos to be allowed to save humanity.
I still don't get why inn rooms aren't Mog Houses from XI, it would literally fix all the problems
How long does xivalexander and xivlauncher take to get updated? It's going to be a pain playing a faster job without xivalex with my bad ping.
It's already updated
for me
she's BACK
I love my daughterwife, I'm so happy to see her again!
>fedora hat tip from zero in the first fricking cutscene
also, was the first cutscene voiced for you anon? It 100% looked like it supposed to voiced with all the animations, but it simply wasnt for me
First voiced cutscene is in the First.
it wasn't voiced
nope, not a peep from the characters
Please tell me Zero dies
Spoiler She does
did you skip everything just for the boring (not) end?
>Filler again because we have to convince people that we are doing this for good instead of doing it
Yeah its garlemald over again, why the hell we need their permission? we fricking saved the world
nymeia sexo
STOP WITH THE NEEDLESSLY LONG CUTSCENES
YOU VILL ENJOY THE MEDIOCRE STORY
YOU VILL ENJOY THE DUMBED DOWN GAMEPLAY
YOU VILL BE HAPPY
LYRA IS BACK
BNUUY BROS WW@
casual here when is the graphics update?
7.0
Never, the game will die before it happens.
>6.5 is yet another fetch quest garbage filler shit
I hope Zero fricking dies, but I lost faith in XIV story, in my headcanon, the WoL saved the universe and retired to his farm and breed Alisaie everyday
it's an MMO, they have to pad out everything between the content because they won't get playtime and fill your sub up otherwise
>faith in XIV story
This shit never had a good story, it just got a lot worse after Stormblood.
there were some cool moments in the story and setpieces, it was enjoyable man
I always have done every patch and post msq patch story, I even enjoyed the 2.0 filler quest, but this time? it's like the WoL is a piece of cardboard, and Zero is a fricking shit character with an arc so fricking cliche it just hurts
at least watching Alphinaud think he was the fricking best and then get shit on when betrayed was enjoyable
dumb Black person
moronic whitoid
>it's like the WoL is a piece of cardboard
Seriously though, 6.1 is the most personality WoL has ever shown, how did it fall off so fricking ridiculously hard.
>.55 is the patch that actually has the stuff I want to do in it
fug
>.5 is the patch that actually has stuff worth doing
ftfy
>can't even hug Ryne
Behead all potatoes
>ryne is horny
big think
fugly game
>that god-awful EDM remix of Zeromus music
I hate all of this
it's such a letdown after the remixes from IV that we got
>have to do this shitty padding and tell people what we're gonna do
>talk to a guy anxious about the future about the plan
>"WHAT, YOUR WORLD IS RISKING DESTRUCTION? GODS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE"
REVEAL YOURSELVES
I RECOGNIZE THAT SONG I GOT THE REFERENCE
Did they do something to the servers? I've been lagging like hell for the past month or so and now it's all fixed
probably had to restart them to apply the new update
>I've been lagging like hell for the past month or so and now it's all fixed
Thank frick now I can finally do a deep dungeon run without dying to lag.
New groomer title just dropped
Did not expect Thaliak to just be El Rotador 2.0
Sad seeing me being the only member in FC being online on a patch day when during ShB there used to be 10+ of us online during patch days.
tell me you're a neet without telling me you're a neet
It's like 4am of course people aren't up yet.
i wonder if posters like you are a part of psyop that wants the world to think american are this moronic
America is the only canon country on earth
>yfw my house is older than the USA
modded
many such cases!
doomposterbros... this is it... it's our moment
my FC had 4x more people so I'm not surprised. also most of my FC was off during COVID so had nothing else to do
10:42 local time you mean
>a bigger idiot than Estinien
I kneel moron-sama
>this was her cecil paladin moment
>Epic music song
>Literal whos appears
i never realized runar was wearing a man bra
I never realized Runar has a tail armor
who
Yshtola's boyfriend
y'shtola's husband in the first
my wiener sleeve
So what you're saying is that he's even more of a sissy than I thought
YEAH BABBY
>Ryne also wants to have sex with zero
damn b***h
I can't be bothered to start up the game, just spoil me the whole MSQ
nothing happens, the end
stuck in random dialogue
I like the new dungeon
EU BROS WHAT THE FRICK IS THAT CARE TO EXPLAIN
We NA now eurobros!
I'd log out and check but I'll finish the MSQ first
>Skalla: You no longer transform into a floating fat thing between the second and third boss during the trash sections. Bridges form instead after the trash pulls.
>Can't do fun little cool things because trusts are low IQ mongs
WHY
trust ai, pleasu underusutandu
What did she mean by this?
she wants the dick
>all of the Twelve fricking die forever
>except for Oschon
This is bullshit.
Really? Anyone who chose any god but Oschon will be MOCKED forever.
The Twelve all do suicide by WoL to nourish the world with their accumulated prayers or some shit. Oschon starts to go into the afterlife, too, but is lured back by the baby monkey. He's just a normie now, though, since he did give all of his power to Etheirys.
moronic
Also, Azeyma wanted to be the next Azem, which is probably how she got that name.
moronic
Deryk: Azeyma was a woman who served as a judicial officer in the Bureau of the Administrator─an experience which served her well as the Warden.
Deryk: She was an ardent proponent of the seat of Azem, and dreamed of training under Venat and her successor.
Deryk: Llymlaen was a researcher at Metabaseos Thalassai, a facility for the observation and evaluation of sea life.
Deryk: So passionate was she about her work, she once threw a knife at someone who inadvertently came too close to her observation subject.
>ancient Azem was fricking both Venat and Azeyma
AAAAAIIIIIEEEE WHEN WOL(ME) CAN FINALLY BANG A WAIFU
DT beach episode will have Y'shtola and Alisaie in sling bikinis working WoL's shaft and balls each, trust the plan.
Well, shit, Urianger was onto something after all then.
>NEXT BIG BAD IN 7.0 GONNA END TEH WORLD
>WHAT ABOUT THE 12?
man thats some lazy ass shit writing.
So we literally made every religion on eorzea void?
I returned to the Source, where the frick was the reference to Eden and Gaia?
That WAS the ride!
>the other shards just straight up still exist
we're going to go at some point aren't we
>Y'shtola: WoL, we have to go to all the other remaining shards.
>You 2 years later: The other shards still exist?!
a lot of it was pure guesswork on if we could even go, with the thing in the crystarium showing the other shards I guess we are going to be using it as a base to go between them
Look at it this way anons.
We're finally done with this dogshit and can move on to actual story content.
yeah haha actual story content
like some mamool ja throne war in brazil
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>he doesn't know
oh yeah man can't wait to fetch pineapples to the villagers in the new country for 2 hours then coincidentally end up discovering a rebellion
>half the msq isn't voiced because they couldn't be bothered to rehire the shb va's
>another piss easy alliance raid
zzzz
>see Runar
>immediately imagine how hot it would be if he fricked Zero
what the frick is wrong with me
You spent 5 years spamming Runar shitposts and saving "ironic" furry porn and only just now realized the only brain you fricked up is your own.
Anyone got spreadsheet with 24-man gear? Pondering what to buy with rains.
bros?
WTF bros I got to max rank and it's available as a mount??
It disappeared at 12 pm (Clear Skies)
As soon as Ryne show up I had an uncontrollable urge to jerk off.
why the frick do they never show the new rewards from the island sanctuary in the patch notes
who the frick are you i don't remember any of you
I only remember the middle one being the "problem with the trolley" gay
They're all the "problem with the trolley" gays.
You got filtered during SHB then
Can someone share the AHK script for afk farming IS nodes? Forgot to bookmark
>Oschon giving a eulogy for all of the members of the Twelve
>saying heartfelt and meaningful things about all of them
>"And then there was Llymlaen. She threw a knife at a guy once."
kek
Kinda mean of him considering the legends say they once dated.
you'd probably shittalk your ex too if it wasn't amicable
>she lost her hat
>she's white now
BRAVO YOSHI
Oh my god, she does turn into a paladin...
Welp, goodbye paladin, can't say I actually enjoyed out time together that much.
>actually did do the Cecil paladin armor switch
They state her real name yet? Watch it be Cecilia or something.
Does she stay with your party?
yep i fricking called it
right down to the whole see a reflection of yourself but done so much lazier
Oschonchads...... we're home
Wait you do actually get patron deity dialogue?!
Thaliak said something to me before the Raid and you get to talk to the previous eight before the new Raid, too. Someone in my FC got bonus dialogue from Menphina.
*nine
>there are ""people"" out there who dont have Oschon as their patron deity
I chose Llymlaen in 1.0 in 2010 because I was from LUElinks and the name started with "LL".
I chose Althyk because I liked the hourglass symbol.
So the Twelve just poof out of existence like that?
And please tell me the void shit actually fricking ends in this patch and not 6.55
HALONE SAID SOME WEIRD FORESHADOWING SHIT.
I think she was just talking about Thordan.
I'M IN
what happens if you're not a crafter?
He spits in your face
Makes you wash his balls
So did Feo Ul pop up at all?
you don't even go to il mheg
What the frick was the whole "you better have done Eden!" thing for, then? Is that later in the story? Or does it literally just modify what Ryne is saying at the start about her plans with the Empty?
this and
that's it
frick you yoshida
If you haven't noticed yet that Yoshi loves to overexaggerate everything then you sure do by now
the man exaggerated so hard that I guess everyone took his words to a far more drastic context than he really said. it's bad enough warring triad and ungabunga plus role quests got totally ignored, but even when the entire Eden thing is slated as notable, it boils down to a few choice lines and nothing else.
you can't just play favorites selectively, ignoring and shitting over even more important lore bits and info, and then do nothing like that man, it just feels wrong.
>implies Rhalgr is related to Ramuh and Azemya to Suzaku
???
Now it makes sense why Suzaku wants to get fricked so hard by Tenzen
I hope you are caught up
Yep, if I didn't miss the first day for the Explosion I could've been rank 18 by now.
>have to figure out again which shit to craft
probably the only thing i fricking hate about every patch because i always forget how the whole demand shit works
the whole island workshop thing is so fricking shit.
not engaging or exciting at the least.
i have over 2000 hours in factorio and even i can't find the fun in this.
>Follow quest to open up new cavern
>Get 6 Island Hawk's Eye Sand from Crystal Clusters (new location)
>Craft Mythril Pickaxe
>Get 4 Gold Ore from Yellowish Rocks (new location)
>Get 3 Durium Sand from Iron Ore
>Craft Chisel
>Get 15 Crystal Formation from Crystal Clusters (new location) and 15 Yellow Copper Ore from Yellowish Rocks (new location)
Doing it on my second char now, then I hope the new seeds are from Rank 18.
nobody cares about troony island
Nah I'm still at rank 13
Yay we're going sailing next summer
>HEY WOL MY GRANDPA KNOWS A GUY WHO WANTS YOU TO SAVE HIS KINGDOM
why are we doing this shit constantly.
>final alliance raid has a trio of bosses with unique gimmicks and graphics
>followed by eden's promise 24 player edition
ok
Im glad its over. We can finally move on.
i'm not resubbing, did zero die yet
kek moronic patch, story is so bad now. I sure cant wait to visit Brazil and fight in some homosexual favela rebellion vs the macaco empire 2.0, who im supposed to take serious as a threat after killing gods.
WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO RYNE'S VOICE
Replaced because the English one was called a TERF. It went under everyone's radar.
please be joking please be joking please be joking please be joking please be joking please be joking please be joking please be joking please be joking
>he doesn't know about the unending histrionic shit that permeates the entirety of the EN localization of FFXIV
You're practically playing a different game than the Japanese do.
the new voice is so shit
I swapped to JP voices a long time ago when I started learning Japanese for work. Never looked back and now I liked characters way more, specially Y'shtola and Alisaie.
same.
>god damn lyse and alisaie are frickign annoying c**ts in sb
>switch to jp
hey these ladies aint so bad now.
british slag smoker voices btfo.
it's a shame that male voices are 50/50, I think some EN dudes kill the role compared to JP. Ravana Zurvan and Susano are so much better.
Can you give us the entire context?
Even if I tried I wouldn't be able to type everything before thread archives. Perhaps it's better for you, since in this case ignorance is bliss for sure.
Alright so you're bullshitting.
We're on page 10 and bump limit reached, my moronic friend.
Pozzed dead troony game
>rynegays shit up threads
>this happens
Cosmic retribution
Did Zero die? I don't wanna sub again for 1 hour of content
>patch gives you a new way to bully Alphinaud now that you've killed his god
Based.
🙁
>FF4 Red Wings theme starts
>boss spell is literally called Nostalgia
Really? I can't find any information about that anywhere.
THANK YOU YOSHIDA
>He didn't get the canon ending