Nah it was good but was handled very poorly in regard to voice acting, at least in English, but also pace. The Doman leader was incredibly underwhelming. Your journey inspires no confidence nor care into what you're doing because you just kinda show up and quickly get a lizard army with little proper buildup or payoff.
Remember it took an entire expansion to get you to care about Ishgard, that was done well. They tried to get you to care about like 5 things in Stormblood and crammed all of them into 1 expansion.
>Go to farming village >Lyse clenches her first and gets angry why people aren't using farming tools and sticks to fight the empire >Do some chores for a bit >Empire shenanigans ensue >WoL beats the empire grunts >Village joins resistance to fight the empire >Repeat around 5 or 6 times
Just summed up like 80% of the Stormblood main scenario right these
I have a better question yet
Why did Square Enix added disgusting furries to the game? Hrothgars are irredeemable trash that only caters to degenerate furries who should kill themselves.
No frick off Black person. Those gay ass things will NEVER be Ronso. For one, Ronso actually stand up straight. That shit was 100% an afterthought. The "Kimarhi" face looks nothing like him either. Get fricked
Where reasons nobody fricking knows Yoshi P really, REALLY wanted Hrothgar. It was specifically a race he and only he wanted. Nobody asked for it, they never existed in the game prior, they are based off a race from an older FF game but nobody cared about them.
It was a very very wierd choice and to this day I wonder what the frick was the point. Also giving them human legs/feet ruins them. Actual Ronso had triple-joined legs and cat feet. They look so stupid with human feet.
Because they listened to the vocal minority shrieking for beast races, but there are only two people who play them.
Furry homosexuals and people who really liked Ronso in FFX.
*Ahem*
Hrothgar are nothing but visual pollution. They lessen the enjoyment for everyone whenever the game has to waste resources rendering them. Hrothgar players are the lowest of the low, subhuman, wastrels, low lives, the repugnant detritus of Final Fantasy XIV. Your kind is nothing but a joke, it is clear that some unlucky homosexual at Creative Business Unit 3 pulled some kind of underhanded trickery to get his pathetic fetish race put into the game. The normal developers treat the race like the joke they are, and try to have them in the story as little as possible. Hrothgar players should all kill themselves.
Hrothgar are nothing but visual pollution. They lessen the enjoyment for everyone whenever the game has to waste resources rendering them. Hrothgar players are the lowest of the low, subhuman, wastrels, low lives, the repugnant detritus of Final Fantasy XIV. Your kind is nothing but a joke, it is clear that some unlucky homosexual at Creative Business Unit 3 pulled some kind of underhanded trickery to get his pathetic fetish race put into the game. The normal developers treat the race like the joke they are, and try to have them in the story as little as possible. Hrothgar players should all kill themselves.
>People wanted the Female Only (As far as people were concerned) Bunny Race >Yoshi wanted a Beast race for variety
From his point of view, it was an easy win win scenario. Too bad they botched the implementation and made some really weird decisions. Seriously, who the frick thought that hunch was a good idea?
Hrothgars look cool to me, but their playerbase is pure fricking trash that should stop playing.
Some of the people ingame I know still try to conince me they are "based", but no they are not and will never be.
YoshiP personally wanted a beast race of some kind as the one niche that hasn't been fulfilled.
Then they ruined it all by making hunchbacked baragays with bad faces and even worse animations. All the effort that went into Viera and Hrothgar should have been used to expand options for the other races.
What exactly the frick happened to the servers they have to shut them down and replace all the hardware, but somehow were still working well enough to be used? It's such an odd setup I can't help but wonder what sort of bullshit they're really hiding with the excuse.
>gets sold to an abusive old man >gets sold to a brothel >treated like absolute trash for most of her childhood and adulthood >the "villain" is the only one that actually treated her like a human
The other characters going all surprised Pikachu face at the fact that she hated Doma and had defected to the enemy's side was really fricking annoying.
>WoL stands there making a >:( angry face while her psychopathic brother kicks the absolute shit out of her while she's unconscious on the floor, all while monologuing.
Man that scene pissed me off. Slowly walking towards them with an angry face.
WoL didn't do shit when she was getting mobbed by the villagers, just standing there with a blank face until Hien steps in.
That being said, Why is WoL such a side character?
the FFXIV writers (such as Ishikawa) are old school and don't know how to tell a story except through exposition, even if that requires the protagonist to behave in ways that make no sense.
>even if that requires the protagonist to behave in ways that make no sense.
They have to do that, since everyone has different interpretations for their WoL. I was quite happy my WoL never stepped in to help Yotsuyu
>The other characters going all surprised Pikachu face at the fact that she hated Doma and had defected to the enemy's side was really fricking annoying
She's a psycho that derives pleasure from making people suffer
>She's a psycho that derives pleasure from making people suffer
Maybe she wouldn't have been a psycho if she hadn't been treated like a literal slave her entire life.
>She's a psycho that derives pleasure from making people suffer
Maybe she wouldn't have been a psycho if she hadn't been treated like a literal slave her entire life.
>The child not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth -literal Black folk but this is a broken clock is right twice a day deal
>Playing video games >Suddenly get blackbagged and sent to an unknown camp with a bunch of other random dudes >Have no idea what the frick is going on >Some chick in a kimono points to a bullet anthill >Tells me to stick my dick in there or my family will be killed >Ask why >She starts ranting about how she got hit by a car a few months back so she decided to torture a bunch of her countrymen for not lobbying to ban cars
Yeah that makes sense.
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Anonymous
>have no idea what the frick is going on
Everyone in Doma knew that sex trafficking was a thing. You meet the dude that owned the brothel she was sold to in the game. It's not like this was some super secret underground thing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And you expect random fishers and farmers to do what?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not visit a brothel full of sex slaves.
2 years ago
Anonymous
she was a pretty high class one though i doubt they could have afforded it
2 years ago
Anonymous
You should probably get rid of your electronics and clothes then
2 years ago
Anonymous
I won't. But if one of those kids eventually becomes the next Hitler or Misc Pot I won't act surprised when they declare that they want me to die.
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Anonymous
>Walking down the street >gets stabbed by random chinese kid >Kid says "I see you like those shoes" >"Ah, he made the shoelaces, I'm not surprised he stabbed me" anon thinks to himself
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Anonymous
>"Well, at least it wasn't a Black", anon thinks to himself
Fix'd that last part for you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
But anon, the best part is telling one you're going to buy her and take her away from all of it only to break her even more once you own her!
2 years ago
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2 years ago
Anonymous
Yotsuyu was working in a brothel frequented by Garlean dignitaries and everything that happened to her happened under Garlean rule. So she tells farmer kids to shoot their parents.
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Anonymous
I thought one of the first things the Garleans did was make that shit illegal?
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, that literally all happened under Garlean rule. Remember when you got the scene of her as a kid and the officer was going to take her to the capitol to give her an education but her parents said no? She met Zenos because he was having a meeting with other officials in the brothel she was working at.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Garleans were very hands off with Doma because they annexed it without much issue and let Kaien keep some level of sovereignty as long as he obeyed when it mattered. It was basically just a vacation spot for upper class Garleans including sex tourism.
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Anonymous
She was working in a doman brothel though. They were all doman ran and doman kept and existed before Garlean invasion.
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Anonymous
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BE A FARMER AND GO PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR FARM INSTEAD OF PROTESTING AGAINST TOTALLY LEGAL PROSTITUTION YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CAMPAIGNING FOR BIRTHING PERSONS' RIGHTS LIKE IN CURRENT YEAR
2 years ago
Anonymous
You do realize that the "random farmers" were the guys that had bought her in the past, right?
>literally went for one single dungeon outing with estinien before you stumble upon another big expansion plot point
adventure my ass they couldnt even let us chill for one patch
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Tasteless.
Also, you bringing up Fordola in just reminded how the range and healer role quests in EW were basically the same thing, but once again, the Doman part completely btfo'd the mhigger garbage
There is literally no lore implications that could make this even remotely possible. You can tell this image was made by a virgin pedo so you can't even get off to it.
DRK is a gimmick class in Crystaline, once people realize what it is you'll never do good with it again. The kit is just so hilarously incomplete compared to something like WAR.
Oh, I know, it brings practically nothing to the team and it has the worst shield in PvP, but I like DRK aesthetics and I want to say I got into crystal before they buff it to moronic NIN levels of busted
https://files.catbox.moe/vqu2m5.png
First time trying photoshop. Added those weird anime jaggy lines to the image. Hopefully it doesn't look too tacky.
WAR is babby's first tank if you're trying to learn. It's got tons of survivability skills but a braindead rotation.
DRK has a very busy opener at 90, but it's fun, if a bit glassy compared to the other tanks.
GNB is the blue DPS that's constantly busy and most prone to forgetting to use mitigations to keep their GCDs rolling.
Haven't played PLD, but my impression is that it's the swiss army knife tank with lots of utilities for when you're grouped up with a bunch of shitters.
>dood i'll play ffxiv dood >intentionally avoids it for five hours >plays for one hour and does nothing important or makes any progress >ok dood end of streem dood >wtf everybody's mad at me now
Video games
I don't even watch streamers and can't stand Asmon in particular, but the problems stems from him apparently telling his audience he'd be playing it this night or that and either flat out doesn't do it or only does it for a paltry amount of time. He shouldn't promise anything and just do the shit that makes him happy but until such a time that he does, he can't be upset as an entertainer if they come for something very specific and don't get it.
>Stormblood title song only has a couple lines of lyrics >can't even find a version without the sound effects from the trailer in it
Worst title song for the worst expac.
>edda was engaged and died at 16 >alisae is 16 >ryne is probably 16 since she was said to be "around the age of the twins" >yfw alisae and ryne are legal in eorzea
>heh look at these mindless sheep all using one of the four face options and one of the only long haircuts in this game that won't clip!
You can make one of these for every race/gender. The character creation in this game is shit.
It's a woman. That's normal. Last night, my wife blamed my son for eating 3 ice cream sandwiches and grounded him for a week. I know for a fact it was her, though, because I know what time he went to bed and how late she stayed awake.
She'd rather the kid be grounded for a week than admitting eating ice cream. This is how fricking insane women are.
I don’t know I quit before I got that far
rape correction didn't take
Who cares? Stormblood's story is garbage even by FF14's standards.
If you think FFXIV's story had any standards to begin with you've never consumed any media besides Harry Potter, capeshit, and JRPGs.
FF14's story has never had any standards, and if you think otherwise you haven't consumed much media besides JRPGs and capeshit.
Nah it was good but was handled very poorly in regard to voice acting, at least in English, but also pace. The Doman leader was incredibly underwhelming. Your journey inspires no confidence nor care into what you're doing because you just kinda show up and quickly get a lizard army with little proper buildup or payoff.
Remember it took an entire expansion to get you to care about Ishgard, that was done well. They tried to get you to care about like 5 things in Stormblood and crammed all of them into 1 expansion.
>Go to farming village
>Lyse clenches her first and gets angry why people aren't using farming tools and sticks to fight the empire
>Do some chores for a bit
>Empire shenanigans ensue
>WoL beats the empire grunts
>Village joins resistance to fight the empire
>Repeat around 5 or 6 times
Just summed up like 80% of the Stormblood main scenario right these
better than EW
Kicked endwalkers ass by a mile.
Delusional
too much dick
I have a better question yet
Why did Square Enix added disgusting furries to the game? Hrothgars are irredeemable trash that only caters to degenerate furries who should kill themselves.
cope
have a nice day, furry
Blame Final Fantasy 10 for that.
No frick off Black person. Those gay ass things will NEVER be Ronso. For one, Ronso actually stand up straight. That shit was 100% an afterthought. The "Kimarhi" face looks nothing like him either. Get fricked
Yoship thoughy it would be a good idea
But it wasnt
Nobody plays them but actual furries and said furries are 0.1% of the playerbase
Where reasons nobody fricking knows Yoshi P really, REALLY wanted Hrothgar. It was specifically a race he and only he wanted. Nobody asked for it, they never existed in the game prior, they are based off a race from an older FF game but nobody cared about them.
It was a very very wierd choice and to this day I wonder what the frick was the point. Also giving them human legs/feet ruins them. Actual Ronso had triple-joined legs and cat feet. They look so stupid with human feet.
Because they listened to the vocal minority shrieking for beast races, but there are only two people who play them.
Furry homosexuals and people who really liked Ronso in FFX.
Why did you say furry homosexuals twice
If they wanted a beast race they should have made Bangaa playable.
Yoshitpiss said he was a WoW fanboy so I guess he not only wanted to copy WoW into FF14 but get WoW's furry fanbase attracted to ffziv too
Hrothgar are visual pollution
*Ahem*
Hrothgar are nothing but visual pollution. They lessen the enjoyment for everyone whenever the game has to waste resources rendering them. Hrothgar players are the lowest of the low, subhuman, wastrels, low lives, the repugnant detritus of Final Fantasy XIV. Your kind is nothing but a joke, it is clear that some unlucky homosexual at Creative Business Unit 3 pulled some kind of underhanded trickery to get his pathetic fetish race put into the game. The normal developers treat the race like the joke they are, and try to have them in the story as little as possible. Hrothgar players should all kill themselves.
Hrothgar are nothing but visual pollution. They lessen the enjoyment for everyone whenever the game has to waste resources rendering them. Hrothgar players are the lowest of the low, subhuman, wastrels, low lives, the repugnant detritus of Final Fantasy XIV. Your kind is nothing but a joke, it is clear that some unlucky homosexual at Creative Business Unit 3 pulled some kind of underhanded trickery to get his pathetic fetish race put into the game. The normal developers treat the race like the joke they are, and try to have them in the story as little as possible. Hrothgar players should all kill themselves.
to cater furries you say it besides this game races are all humanoids with shit organic accesory and different body type
I agree they should have added dog girls instead of a second cat race
It's fricking insulting
>People wanted the Female Only (As far as people were concerned) Bunny Race
>Yoshi wanted a Beast race for variety
From his point of view, it was an easy win win scenario. Too bad they botched the implementation and made some really weird decisions. Seriously, who the frick thought that hunch was a good idea?
yeah don't care homosexual have a nice day
Very weird choice because majority of furries aren't baras
Hrothgars look cool to me, but their playerbase is pure fricking trash that should stop playing.
Some of the people ingame I know still try to conince me they are "based", but no they are not and will never be.
it really is pathetic if they are trying to "conince" such a low life like yourself of anything. They should spend their time more productively.
Catering to the 2nd life homosexuals
Female hrothgars,,,
soon,,,
YoshiP personally wanted a beast race of some kind as the one niche that hasn't been fulfilled.
Then they ruined it all by making hunchbacked baragays with bad faces and even worse animations. All the effort that went into Viera and Hrothgar should have been used to expand options for the other races.
insufficient access to bbc
Kill all furries. They tainted this game.
lalafell are more of a problem then hrothgar though i do agree that both should go
woman
It's the jannies who really need to go.
She didn't explode enough penises.
What exactly the frick happened to the servers they have to shut them down and replace all the hardware, but somehow were still working well enough to be used? It's such an odd setup I can't help but wonder what sort of bullshit they're really hiding with the excuse.
small indie company prease understandaru
Balmung exploded by an erp invasion
If that was actually the case I'll be pissed. How much maintenance does this dogshit system need?
Forced to take 100,000,002 malms of dick against her will and not one of them gave even the slightest shit about her.
She had no cute shota to both mother and also frick.
no children to suck on them breasts
I'm still mad Nier Raids were so bad. Only the last turn was interesting
yet i bet you skip it when you do the alliance roulette
Lack of WoL dick.
I have no clue who that is, but I want to frick her butthole.
Not enough correction
sauce?
She was the only good part of Stormblood
I liked her family. What a riot.
>gets sold to an abusive old man
>gets sold to a brothel
>treated like absolute trash for most of her childhood and adulthood
>the "villain" is the only one that actually treated her like a human
The other characters going all surprised Pikachu face at the fact that she hated Doma and had defected to the enemy's side was really fricking annoying.
>The other characters going all surprised Pikachu face at the fact that she hated Doma
When was this?
>UUUUUHHHMM DOMA STANCE???
Do you have the pne with her eyes inside her gigantic mouth?
>WoL stands there making a >:( angry face while her psychopathic brother kicks the absolute shit out of her while she's unconscious on the floor, all while monologuing.
Man that scene pissed me off. Slowly walking towards them with an angry face.
WoL didn't do shit when she was getting mobbed by the villagers, just standing there with a blank face until Hien steps in.
That being said, Why is WoL such a side character?
the FFXIV writers (such as Ishikawa) are old school and don't know how to tell a story except through exposition, even if that requires the protagonist to behave in ways that make no sense.
>even if that requires the protagonist to behave in ways that make no sense.
They have to do that, since everyone has different interpretations for their WoL. I was quite happy my WoL never stepped in to help Yotsuyu
You can get away with that with WoL at least, most of the thing the fricker does make no sense unless you preclude it with the knowledge of who he is.
>The other characters going all surprised Pikachu face at the fact that she hated Doma and had defected to the enemy's side was really fricking annoying
She's a psycho that derives pleasure from making people suffer
>She's a psycho that derives pleasure from making people suffer
Maybe she wouldn't have been a psycho if she hadn't been treated like a literal slave her entire life.
And whose problem is that? Maybe she should've taken revenge against the people who wronged her and not some random fishers in another village
Doma wronged her so she took it out on the nation
homeless uprising soon
When you ignore a person's suffering sooner or later it becomes your problem.
>The child not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth -literal Black folk but this is a broken clock is right twice a day deal
>Playing video games
>Suddenly get blackbagged and sent to an unknown camp with a bunch of other random dudes
>Have no idea what the frick is going on
>Some chick in a kimono points to a bullet anthill
>Tells me to stick my dick in there or my family will be killed
>Ask why
>She starts ranting about how she got hit by a car a few months back so she decided to torture a bunch of her countrymen for not lobbying to ban cars
Yeah that makes sense.
>have no idea what the frick is going on
Everyone in Doma knew that sex trafficking was a thing. You meet the dude that owned the brothel she was sold to in the game. It's not like this was some super secret underground thing.
And you expect random fishers and farmers to do what?
Not visit a brothel full of sex slaves.
she was a pretty high class one though i doubt they could have afforded it
You should probably get rid of your electronics and clothes then
I won't. But if one of those kids eventually becomes the next Hitler or Misc Pot I won't act surprised when they declare that they want me to die.
>Walking down the street
>gets stabbed by random chinese kid
>Kid says "I see you like those shoes"
>"Ah, he made the shoelaces, I'm not surprised he stabbed me" anon thinks to himself
>"Well, at least it wasn't a Black", anon thinks to himself
Fix'd that last part for you.
But anon, the best part is telling one you're going to buy her and take her away from all of it only to break her even more once you own her!
Yotsuyu was working in a brothel frequented by Garlean dignitaries and everything that happened to her happened under Garlean rule. So she tells farmer kids to shoot their parents.
I thought one of the first things the Garleans did was make that shit illegal?
No, that literally all happened under Garlean rule. Remember when you got the scene of her as a kid and the officer was going to take her to the capitol to give her an education but her parents said no? She met Zenos because he was having a meeting with other officials in the brothel she was working at.
Garleans were very hands off with Doma because they annexed it without much issue and let Kaien keep some level of sovereignty as long as he obeyed when it mattered. It was basically just a vacation spot for upper class Garleans including sex tourism.
She was working in a doman brothel though. They were all doman ran and doman kept and existed before Garlean invasion.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BE A FARMER AND GO PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR FARM INSTEAD OF PROTESTING AGAINST TOTALLY LEGAL PROSTITUTION YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CAMPAIGNING FOR BIRTHING PERSONS' RIGHTS LIKE IN CURRENT YEAR
You do realize that the "random farmers" were the guys that had bought her in the past, right?
In 7.0 WoL will become a villain.
yeah sure just like as shadowbringers was teased with MUH WARRIOR OF DORKNESS
>tfw your thirst for adventure eventually leads to another world ending event
it was teased by discount xehanort of course
>literally went for one single dungeon outing with estinien before you stumble upon another big expansion plot point
adventure my ass they couldnt even let us chill for one patch
There is no such thing as chill for Azem, sundered or unsundered.
worse yet before the fricking dungeon you have the stupid cat in your anus again
>Thirst for adventure so strong it actually manifests an adventure, summoning style
WE MUST BE STOPPED
Trying to stop the Azem train just leads to more Azem related problems.
>a primal that doesn't take shape as a thing, but as a series of events
Would be kino as frick actually
just a bit more and primal battles basically turn into JoJo fights
Her nipples are in my mouth. Simple as.
>t. average doman male
I could have fixed her
My dick wasn't in her.
I could have fricked her.
She was fricked in every way and her parents consent and didnt cared for her just as the people of doma
Too perfect
Not enough porn.
Both yotsuyu and gaia don't have nearly enough porn.
hello guys would you like to use my recruit a friend code if you still haven't used one yet? we can both get some cool stuff and it only takes a minute!! please please please ZVPTFJUP
catgirl butts!
If i made a cat girl would people think about my b-butt?!
I prefer bunny butts
For me it's Elezen butts.
Time for the daily orbonne monastery as a healer
Lyse is drunk and want to arm wrestle, what do?
Pretend I’m interested in the challenge but punch her the face when she’s distracted.
challenge her to a match of bed wrestling
what is wrong with her face
She's drunk
tell her to drink more, then I'll think about it
Bully her flat chest.
Call Fordola
I would buy her and keep her a sex slave back in my Garlean homeland. The only good use for a Doman women.
god I want her to sit on my face
I want to make her a wife and give her kids that love her
It's not the "I can fix her" that drives me but the She can mess me up
I prefer hip-shattering sex with the Endwalker, Fordola
>Getting cucked by a moronic, useless cripple
lmao
He got his turn, now he's broken down there, let others get on wheelchairs
Tasteless.
Also, you bringing up Fordola in just reminded how the range and healer role quests in EW were basically the same thing, but once again, the Doman part completely btfo'd the mhigger garbage
Asahi did nothing wrong.
>ywn get put in the chair by Fordola
Final Days my ass, THIS is true despair
kill me Mete
aaaaaaAAAAAAAGH
being BULLIED SEXUALLY by these lewd girls
I NEED IT
She needed my dick inside her.
The entire plot could have been avoided if this bird got correction.
Imagine the plot twist that what broke Meteio was actually visiting our Earth
>Meteion
You mean Hermes. The butthole who doomed the world because he had a case of the sads.
Sauce my dick can't take it anymore
>just a bit of the top
good cropping I applaud
the entire plot could've been avoided if it was well written too
imagine
spelunking inside Y'shtola's stuffy, hot pussy
rubbing against her g-spot
biting her cervix
>biting her cervix
Just softly biting
nibbling
There's one good doujin about this, let me find it
Did she cost more than $4?
>Sex with picrel and you'll never walk again
Would your WoL do it?
Yes
I have no doubt she is terrible in bed and very sensitive so its fine
sauce?
whats the quickest thing to run for moogle tomestones
aurum vale??
You need to be a BLU chad.
Probably one of the Deltascapes with only 1 tank and 1 healer.
I want Alisaie to bully my dick... bros.
She'd have no idea how to do that
That's what makes it even more fun.
just put an Alphinaud wig on it and she's good to go
>wig
You meant:
>Change Alphinaud's blue ribbon with a red one and you'll be fine
anon that's gay
not if you say "no homo" aftewards
A wise man once said "It's not gay if it's an Elf"
So does this mean there's nothing gay about my desire to impregnate Urianger?
I want to frot with Alphy while Alisaie watches.
Same bro.
Nubile pussy!
There is literally no lore implications that could make this even remotely possible. You can tell this image was made by a virgin pedo so you can't even get off to it.
>DRGs with "Azure Dragoon" title
Why do these feel like the only real homies?
Where my PVP homies at?
I got to Platinum before getting hard-walled by the sheer stupidity of the rest of the playerbase and couldn't make it any further.
Grinding and otping DRK. Feels impossible to get past Diamond 4 since everyone in that rank knows how shit the job is and just dog piles instantly
DRK is a gimmick class in Crystaline, once people realize what it is you'll never do good with it again. The kit is just so hilarously incomplete compared to something like WAR.
Its pretty good in Frontline though.
Oh, I know, it brings practically nothing to the team and it has the worst shield in PvP, but I like DRK aesthetics and I want to say I got into crystal before they buff it to moronic NIN levels of busted
o/
i'd love to be her frick probs
Not enough hypnosis
best moron girl meant for WoL
just commission your own
https://files.catbox.moe/eugtue.png
you don't even need to do that
Lyse is up for anything anytime
https://files.catbox.moe/vqu2m5.png
First time trying photoshop. Added those weird anime jaggy lines to the image. Hopefully it doesn't look too tacky.
whats the most fun tank
asking as a DRG main
WAR is babby's first tank if you're trying to learn. It's got tons of survivability skills but a braindead rotation.
DRK has a very busy opener at 90, but it's fun, if a bit glassy compared to the other tanks.
GNB is the blue DPS that's constantly busy and most prone to forgetting to use mitigations to keep their GCDs rolling.
Haven't played PLD, but my impression is that it's the swiss army knife tank with lots of utilities for when you're grouped up with a bunch of shitters.
Lots of utility and about as busy as DRK
Why did you guys make asmongold go into hiding?
>dood i'll play ffxiv dood
>intentionally avoids it for five hours
>plays for one hour and does nothing important or makes any progress
>ok dood end of streem dood
>wtf everybody's mad at me now
Video games
Maybe he doesn't like the game and you shouldn't give a frick about some streamer not playing it ?
>doesn't like the game
no shit, reading comprehension frenchie
I don't even watch streamers and can't stand Asmon in particular, but the problems stems from him apparently telling his audience he'd be playing it this night or that and either flat out doesn't do it or only does it for a paltry amount of time. He shouldn't promise anything and just do the shit that makes him happy but until such a time that he does, he can't be upset as an entertainer if they come for something very specific and don't get it.
WoWaddicts worship him too much and act like he's an MMORPG god or something. He got filtered by Gordias Savage
I will never understand the appeal of this balding manchild.
playable bird race when?
Prostitution from a young age
>Stormblood title song only has a couple lines of lyrics
>can't even find a version without the sound effects from the trailer in it
Worst title song for the worst expac.
>edda was engaged and died at 16
>alisae is 16
>ryne is probably 16 since she was said to be "around the age of the twins"
>yfw alisae and ryne are legal in eorzea
Doman people made her who she was
And they couldn't stand to pay the price for their actions
still mad one of the few hot chicks in the game got wasted on a cheesy story then got killed off
How many times did Asahi hit that?
Well seeing as he's into men, I'm guessing the answer is 0.
he is into man non plural and that man is zenos
>falling for a man that is obsessed with someone else
Asahi must be Doman for 'stupid ass simp'
The had to emphasize the whole warrior of darkness bit by having the WoL NTR someone.
I swear 90% of the people in this game are rabbit/cat players that use the same face and glams
>heh look at these mindless sheep all using one of the four face options and one of the only long haircuts in this game that won't clip!
You can make one of these for every race/gender. The character creation in this game is shit.
you ever wondered why they all use the same face and glamours or did you jump to complaining they're not original
It's a woman. That's normal. Last night, my wife blamed my son for eating 3 ice cream sandwiches and grounded him for a week. I know for a fact it was her, though, because I know what time he went to bed and how late she stayed awake.
She'd rather the kid be grounded for a week than admitting eating ice cream. This is how fricking insane women are.
You're not gonna call her out on it and just let your kid take the blame?
women be shoppin
>allows his son to be abused by his wife
You're just as big a piece of shit as she is.
I fricking love cats...
She doms shota miqote
She looks like she fights to be on top during sex with protagonists, and at the end there's still no clear winner.
made for Juan Fantasia
Animal print is very very sexy in a trashy sort of way. I don't like what it does to me.
Just imagine all the hair floating in that bath.
:3
What do chocolate bunny girls smell like?
haha imagine yshtola spanking you and you accidentally cum as a prank on her lol