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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact, Y'shtola actually enjoys when you quip with her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact, Y'shtola is the second worst character after Alisaie and I wish I could have her bite a curb and splatter her brains all over the streets of Ishgard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fun fact, no one cares about your feelings, homo!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >SHE HAS cat EARS HOLY SHIT SO SEXY!!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fun fact, alphi is reigning holder of the bestgirl title

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          gimme some sauce, man. image search turns up zilch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most of the scions are just fricking garbage. Estinien and Urianger are cool. Everyone else can frick off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and then what haha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fun Fact, Y'shtola Doesn't Matter and never will, and that's a good thing!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact: cat and bunny races were a mistake

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fun fact: (You) were a mistake
        We didn't want a son.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NIN dodges 'changes'
      >adventures with best girl
      So far this patch has been good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yugiri's back?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's what he said, but I don't see why he thinks Yugiri would come back.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you do the ranged role quest, yes she is, surprisingly

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MCHbros...................................................................................................................................

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rework inc.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Quest X is better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How so?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've been enjoying DQX quite a lot but I have no idea what the frick I'm doing.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WARchads we eatin good tonight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did they say how much crit is going to increase auto crits?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not how much but they did specifically say that the effect of your crit stat on autocrit damage is going to be increased and that your DH stat will influence auto-DH damage as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate this company.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anyone got that webm of Zenos stepping on his samurai blade and breaking it? Feels appropriate tonight.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about potency nerfs or buffs or taking a button away, I still love SAM and will main it because I love the aesthetics and style of it and still find it FUN.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being a living blender isn't bad, but I was shocking at how generic it feels as a job to play.
      I don't mean this in a bad way, but every other job seems to have some sort of identiy, samurai is just "I slash my sword around a lot, and my DoT is a three piece combo"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up moron. Press your 123, moron. That's all you have now.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >character has a PhD in mythology
    >spend large chunks of the story almost exclusively fighting mythical creatures
    >character has absolutely zero comment about any of them
    People actually think this c**t is a good character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >every other character goes through fricking hell
      >losing magic and spending who knows how long in a jungle AND spending five y ears or so in an inhospitable death land
      >seeing your grand plans for the betterment of the world explode in your face and get a whole lot of people killed
      >being mindraped by a fricking Great Wyrn
      >having to plan the death of a dear friend and abuse the trust of all your friends repeatedly for the greater good
      >fricking DYING
      >turning into Lyse
      >even watching people you care for dying horribly right in front of your eyes
      Meanwhile she just stands there smug and all-knowing without facing a single setback of frickup of her own doing that isn't heroic sacrifice N. 59572 or acquiring a Mary Sue trait like "oh, she's blind now... but it's okay, she can see with the Aether and that will kill her eventually one day surely but it's okay, she's not actually inconvenienced at all, but see, she's a flawed character :)"
      The only thing Y'shtola is good for is being a cat girl for bawds who get off on the thought of being her self-inserting into while talking about getting fricking railed and bred full of kittens

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They even retconned the aether sight killing her. Go read her entry in the unending codex. Now they say it just uses up her mana and makes her tired easily.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its not a retcon, just that the EN dialogue was overly dramatic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            in that case, she actually gained a super power then. she has no visual problems at all and in fact can see what most do not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >turning into Lyse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair all the Scions act like fricking morons despite being a group of PHDs. Papalymo was the only one that ever actually acted like an Archon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >best scion is the only one to permanently die
        I'm still mad
        FRICK Lyse
        And not in the good way

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Urianger is such a competent loregay that Elidibus went to him for help.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Since late SB Urianger has been way too chuuni for me to believe he ever actually finished a degree. In ARR he was just autistic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, poor dude got flanderized as the geeky scion

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, poor dude got flanderized as the geeky scion

            He was introduced to the game in 1.0 as a literal roleplayer. He was pretending to be one of the Twelve Archons from the Sixth Umbral Era just to frick with Nael.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lyse only had a fake PHD in punching.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't her sister have a real degree in punching though? Punching degrees apparently exist. As well as Thancred's degree in being James Bond.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, hence why I called it her fake degree.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        alisaie doesnt have a phd. she has a AA in physical education. shes a dumb c**t.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone in the Scions is some Harvard graduate to some degree
        >tfw like to RP as the designated moron of the crew, especially now that Yda/Lyse is gone

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          same, and I feel the MSQ really pushed you into that direction up until ShB where we suddenly discovered our cynical side.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            WoL is still a moron
            >might die, but eh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >bully alphi
          >bully estinien
          >sass yshtola
          >get bullied by thancred
          >follow urianger
          simple as

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Form elite ring of geniuses from multiple disciplines to save the world inspired by the world saving Einstein of your time
          >Have to rely on a hobo who drifted into town to try and make money punching things to do all the work
          >Against all odds he is autistically indestructible and makes a man turned god grovel in fear at his power
          >Turns out he's the chosen one in three (3) different ways
          We are literally Hildebrand tier

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think the implication in ARR is that (on Hydaelyn's orders) Minfilia has the Scions specifically looking for someone with Azem's aetherial glow, which is why such an emphasis is put on their aether goggles early on. So while the WoL is Hilde tier, the Scions didn't just stumble into you blindly - they were looking for Hydaelyn's Champion.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Between slaying Gods they send the moronic WoL to go grab morbol shit out of the field and deliver drinks to soldiers

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Gets ordered around by elephant streetshitters to deliver a package to a dude 15 feet away

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Gets ordered around by elephant streetshitters to deliver a package to a dude 15 feet away

              This ultra-altruism-autism is what makes the WoL unique and is the essence of being a descendent of Azem. This is the main difference between Estinien and Zenos actually, Estinien was able to transition from being obsessed with power to fuel his revenge into an adventurer with the capacity for helping people by emulating the WoL. Zenos is unable to understand why the WoL does what he does even at the very end, he assumes that the WoL fights for fight-autism alone like he does.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is semi-canon anyway. The Wol is a little bit stupid.
          >Kupo!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The few souls who know WOL is a dumb ass are wondering how far is a Light Goddesses blessing able to carry you since you started your adventure and how can they study that at Sharlayan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Krile acts like a proper scholar and MD most of the time I'd say. Hell she single handedly ran an entire magical ICU for the Scions in ShB.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That is why Krile is best girl and I'm still butthurt she didn't get more screen time in the second half of the EW MSQ. Getting to spend time with her during the Eureka quests is the best the game has been.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Having another disgusting lala onscreen
            Tataru is as much as I can stomach.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        PHDs my ass. Every time theres a problem all they do is go read 100 books and ask you to throw yourself at the problem just to stall.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          because fundamentally, violence IS the answer to the scion's troubles. moronic phd homies
          BARBARIAN BROS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
    MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so.. chainsaw now gives one of your other team members your battle high.. fricking lol man. what are they thinking.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He thinks that the devs give a single FRICK about Frontlines
        lol, lmao even. They obviously did this change for two reasons
        >Stop morons from switching targets just so that they can abuse the astronomically low chance of 1shoting some other target instead of applying pressure to the teams current target
        >Stop the "WHAT THE EVERLOVING FRICK IS THIS BULLSHIT!?" moments that enemy players might have when they step out of spawn and immediately die

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There are way better ways to fix chainsaw if you don't like its 3% chance to rape someone. but they chose to keep it and just nerf it slightly. if it procs, you're still going to instantly fricking die after, the MCH just isn't rewarded for it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Battle high doesn't exist in CC and no one gives a shit about K/D in it either. All people look at when they see the scoreboard for CC is how long you've pushed the crystal and how much damage/healing you've done.

            You are making mountains out of molehills since like you said, the guy getting hit with the proc will most likely die either way, they just won't get killed instantly when stepping out of safezones anymore and it decentivizes players from being greedy and fishing for a free kill on another target since that target needs to be below 95% HP now or have pressure on them to make the proc count

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              nobody is gonna analyze chainsaw in CC most of the time I would imagine. Probably rather drill or air anchor. I'd rather it be reworked to either an aoe or just more flat damage, and remove the 3% chance of pants shitting.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, the target WILL still die since you are spending most of any of the PvP mode matches below 95% HP anyway. It's not even a nerf in this regard since it will still function the exact same way. They just removed kill fishing, that's literally it since you'll still get a kill on the target you hit since your attack will ALWAYS be the last hit before death thanks to the damage anyway.

                The action is unchanged in every way outside of griefing

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              All I care about is whether we won or not. As soon as the victory/defeat thing pops up I hit a duty exit macro and never even see the results window.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good, frick instant kills, especially if they're rng bullshit like this. The next step should be to get rid of this bullshit entirely and gut SAM too. I want to see them seethe even harder.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is the new trial tied to msq?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Players must first complete the main scenario quest "???"
      Yes.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Fujos hate Y'shola so much?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a huge fricking post right over there explaining it in detail, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't say anything about how motherly she is or how much I want to frick her, though, so it's a worthless post that doesn't cover why Fujos hate her.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, fricking Alisaie is more motherly than Y'shtola is
          What in god's name was wrong with your family?
          If you want to frick the cat, great, but calling her motherly is just flat out wrong.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Y'shtola
          >motherly
          Funny enough diaper elf has enough cutscenes to prove she is more motherly than most of the Scion members. Y'shtola is more of a autistic solo b***h who just wants to deal with her aether shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >only scion to question the plan to pump you full of light energy that is slowly killing you
            >actually worried while everyone else is going "adventures ho!"
            >constantly reminds everyone to stay healthy and eat well
            >visits you to check on your health and offers you council if you are feeling down
            >calls you out for you shit whenever necessary
            Like, I get that Alisaie rubs your neuron because she is outspoken and gets ANGRY a whole lot, but that doesn't change the fact that Y'shtola is incredibly caring, even if she doesn't show it as openly as a 16 year old girl in puberty.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't forget she threatens to spank you

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i really really liked shb yshtola. i know they got to share the wol with everyone taking turns but her being the only one that wanted to help you keep your promise to emet selch was great. i wonder what shes getting with regards to this patch. probably background lore talker while you get most of your feels shit from varshahn and reaper girl i guess.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's like you forget Alisaie took care of a Kobold child constantly making sure was fine and finding a cure for tempering just for his sake. Let's not forget that in the First she pretty much worked around the clock to help out at the camp to prevent citizens from turning specifically cause of a child. Most of what you listed is basic friend shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >>only scion to question the plan to pump you full of light energy that is slowly killing you
              She can see the Aether visually unlike the others. Not to mention you're a moronic aether mutant as it stands.
              worried while everyone else is going "adventures ho!"
              Aliasie is always worried for the WoL even getting angry at you for not instantly teleporting when you fought Zenoss.
              reminds everyone to stay healthy and eat well
              I don't remember this but fair enough
              you to check on your health and offers you council if you are feeling down
              So have other Scionss
              you out for you shit whenever necessary
              So have other Scions

              Alisaie has taken care of multiple children in the game. b***h was made to be a mother.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Both fujos and homos hate Y'shtola because she reminds them of the mother and motherly love they never had.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Y'shtola
        >motherly love
        She's literally the quintessential wine aunt with nothing to contribute except snark she picked up from Sex in the City

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Putting a baby in her will change that anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I love mommies and hate y'shtola

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ????
        Homos have father issues not mother issues moron

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So... MCH is pretty much unchanged?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the potencies are literally the same, they just shortened the burst phases you get through your gauges. Its only "over" because they didn't really buff the job, just tweaked it

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Player since 2013 here, the most boring patch ever released, some numerical changes here and there, a fresh new animal crossing like segment, a new single dungeon and a trial, we've been waiting months for this.

    Shills will tell you things like, 'wow this update is so good' 'x job feels awasome already in this update' but they can't really explain why, its just simple shill metality. Very embarassing subhuman behavior.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love my diaperwife

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why are pedos like this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Alisaie
        >pedo
        Are you moronic by any chance?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Alisaie is legal in most first-world countries tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pedo
        Cope you wont stop me from loving my diaperwife

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Ameliance dresses her up in a tight onesie that shows off her thighs
          based mum trying to help Alisae get that WoL dick.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >onesie
            I love that they gave her a onesie. Funny enough I had a clothing reference that I wanted to use for her prior to the new outfit reveal.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Onesies are for babies. Show off that midriff instead and I might like alisae more

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CC is just Splatoon tower control but worse.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they mention anything about adding more languages? My friends won't even bother with the game if it's not in their first language.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What flavor of irrelevant language do your friends speak?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spanish.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm actually surprised that hasn't been added as a language yet.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If we go to notAmerica in 7.0, we might. Soken might even be able to make songs in his native beanerspeak.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >native beanerspeak
              Never forget his alternate name: Luis Noma

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The fact this game has fricking German and French translations and dubs but not even a Spanish translation is funny to me, it's like the devs had a WWII understanding of how important different European countries are whils ignoring the half of the globe that speaks Spanish. At this point the game is probably too huge to translate, let alone dub.

            I guess they just want max profit and the spanish market is not as big as the others. Also they may need to change things since the spanish from Spain and Latin America are slightly different so they just ignored that language.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_video_games_markets_by_country

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The fact this game has fricking German and French translations and dubs but not even a Spanish translation is funny to me, it's like the devs had a WWII understanding of how important different European countries are whils ignoring the half of the globe that speaks Spanish. At this point the game is probably too huge to translate, let alone dub.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tell your friends that they are homosexuals and that no one wants to speak their shitty ass language so they might aswell just learn to speak the international language that is english, or just learn ANY of the other languages that are already supported by the game

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is a shitty larp blog post from someone that doesn't even play MCH but LISTEN
    >flamethrower as is is shit
    >make flamethrower a communio copy that ends your overheated phase and does fat aoe damage
    >copy pvp mch and make bioblaster separate from drill and an extra damage cd
    >make your queen bring 2 guards with her that spam aoe for the soulful feeling of summoning a bunch of robots
    >give them some kind of personal mobility/defensive
    MCH is solved

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to see something like every tick of flamethrower elapsing an extra 2% of the cooldowns on drill/chainsaw/anchor.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will be doing Rival Wings for mountsmogcheevos, can’t wait to meet that Ganker-tier neckbeard autist who b***hes about “muh secondaries” even though sprouts like me are helping to keep dead shit game modes alive, and I’m willing to put forth effort to learn the game mode too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I won't be playing that premade shitter pvp mode at all

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    crinklebros ww@
    how many smells did u make today?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to get more cheeky sleep before patch comes out, but circadian rhythm is a b***h and will not allow it. What are you doing while you wait if you are still up?

    For me? I'm playing the WoW free trial

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to sleep and playing tomorrow afternoon because I'm a wagie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm at work right now. Working over night is pretty nice for patches and expansions. Even better because I always start my weekends at 8am on Tuesdays, so I always get days off for patches.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is the patch download taking so long this time? I always done by now. I need the datamining

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably for just that reason, they want to curb down on datamining.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh damn, you actually have to beat Endwalker to do the sanctuary stuff?
    Male Viera, Miqote, or Midlander for cute young adventuring lad aesthetics without going full popoto?
    >t. MNK, DRK, BLM, RDM main.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bunny boy no question

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you actually have to beat Endwalker to do the sanctuary stuff?
      yes, its suppose to be your vacation after the main story

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Viera is you want pretty boy emo Sasuke vibes
      Miqo with a goatee if you want shonen 0iq but heart of gold vibes
      Midlander with short hair if you want a more grounded and "realistic" drifter look

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm switching mains from DRG to MNK this savage tier cause they obviously have no idea what they're doing with DRG and it's gonna get SMN'd in 7.0 anyway
    Any tips from experienced MNK players?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ..did they even change drg? except giving mirage dive its own button again?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's my point, they've just gone in a big circle with DRG this expansion.
        both skills being one button was perfect then they fricked it up and made it clunky with the delay and now they just walked back the entire thing.
        they have no idea what they're doing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are most likely just buying time for their rework since the rework was supposed to be out this patch but they delayed it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah and if it's gonna be anything like the SMN rework then i'm probably gonna hang up my spear for a while and play something else, at least for raids, i'll still do DRG stuff in casual content

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2 years of constant fujo pandering
    >boring one trick prettyboys that look like they're gay as frick
    >All this all the way up to the end of Endwalker
    >No one bats an eye
    >6.1
    >Couple of scenes where you can interact with Y'shtola
    >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    have a nice day homos.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This angers the homo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those new writers seem promising.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i remember that time when yshtola said what the frick why dont you guys think about wol

    wait shit that was alisaie never mind

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DELETE THIS
      ONLY MOMMY YSHTOLA CARES ABOUT THE WOL
      AAAAAAAAAAAAA MY SHITTY NARRATIVE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      alisaie is still in wol is my toy to drag around.. she only says that shit so she can keep wol to herself.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What materia are likely to be highest in demand? Thinking of what I should spend my clusters on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Crit is the god stat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "If it ain't got crit, it ain't got shit." Nothing else matters. That being said... what matters even less is you trying to sell combat materia. They're worth nothing. Anyone that's been playing at all has a couple hundred trading crystals from hunts and roulette by now, and almost as many random IXs and Xs that came as dungeon drops. There may be a few initial yolo purchases at a higher than normal price, but the market will get well fricking flooded within an hour(assuming it wasn't already).

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOSHIP IS STREAMING IRHGT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is he gonna say the n word

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post the ost

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >6.2 best patch yet, unless you're a MCH/SAM/PLD gay
    why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whats wrong with SAM?
      They got a few potency increases and the Crit/DH buffs will power up their guaranteed crits.
      They're going to be OP as frick with the Dance Partner devilment 20% increase.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I don't get it either. All tanks got buffs across the board and so did SAM, it's just machinist that got a bunch of no-changes where they just moved the numbers around a little to make it look like shit changed without anything actually changing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure why he's mention PLD it just got a slight bit more damage and was untouched in pvp.

      SAM didn't get kaiten i guess? as for MCH it got absolutely dumpstered in pve and pvp

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there was no way they add kaiten again and i just don't care anymore tbqh. I'm much more angry that the frickers are helding captive this thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      samurai needs a fix to make it more fun to play. the removal of kaiten just means you do your basic 123 combo and hit shinten whenever it pops up. it's really missing something right now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no.
        Anyways.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I need my usless buttons!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not even asking for kaiten back. yeah sure it was a cool animation. But the class could use a bit of a touch up with the change imo. it's like healer level braindead now.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            go play BLM if you want complexity? I like colecting my stamps with my tiny hits and then unzipping my dick while being a braindead ungabunga.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >BLM
              >complexity
              Lmao its literally "try to always be in astral and keep thunder up"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                BLM has easily the steepest optimization mountain you can climb, unfortunately the difference between doing the normal rotation perfectly and the turbosperg optimized lines perfectly is almost nothing, most people lose DPS because you're adding more room for mistakes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You do realise midare is so weak post 6.1 they had to buff it because a meme rotation based on maximising regular weaponskills and shintens was developed?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"Did you manage your resoruces?" check
          >Literally a single way to interact with your resource outside of an oGCD you spam
          >Useless
          Your next line is "durr but the numbers went up"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >kenki
            >resource management
            Come on now it's nearly goddamn impossible to not have had enough kenki for a Kaiten

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Kenki management was too easy so its good they made it non existed and replaced it with nothing actually
              ok moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All I'm saying is acting like it's some kind of massive dumbing down when it was already completely braindead is disingenuous. If anything making tbak goken a circle instead of a cone was a bigger dumbing down.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he wants to dumb shit down more

          go play BLM if you want complexity? I like colecting my stamps with my tiny hits and then unzipping my dick while being a braindead ungabunga.

          >complexity
          >FFXIV
          Pick one and only one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          all buttons are useless you moron, its a game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, Kaiten removal didn't actually change that much about SAM anyway. Their reasoning for why they removed it is just so shit that even people that doesn't give a shit flew off the handle on that one since it touches on a fundemental misunderstanding that the devs seems to have about how people play the game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How was their reasoning shit? Sure it's cool to "le sheathes katana* but the skill only existed to be pressed before Iaijutsu which they recified by making Iaijutsu always crit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Look goyim, the skill always crits now, no more rng for being a parse troony
            >Potency gutted
            It doesn't "always crit," it never crits

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It wasn't RNG because you had more than enough Kenki to be able to cast Kaiten every time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The autocrit change and the kenki change were completely unrelated. Autocrit was added because they were worried too much of SAM's potential DPS was tied to crit midares and ogis and parsetrannies complained they had to fish for rng to get a coloured number on a website and that to get it to show up on DNC there had to be a SAM. The numbers work out, nobody cares.

                When kaiten was removed they said it was "action bloat" which didn't make sense because
                >If they wanted to free up the hotbar, there were at least three better candidates for buttons to be merged (why the hell does Ikishoten not turn into Ogi?)
                >If they wanted to lower the APM, because all the kenki is now dumped into shinten it means you only do a single less oGCD
                >If pressing button A before button B is le bad and only button B should exist, then why the hell does every tank and DPS class in the game have combo actions or procs? Shouldn't they also remove contintuation, mirage dive, gibbet/gallows, etc?
                So they finally admitted that the reason they removed it was because the way "buffing the next weaponskill by 50%" worked meant that the designers had a hard time working around it when designing 7.0s kits. If SAM feels good in 7.0 then nobody would mind Kaiten's removal, but why would they decide to just remove it now and replace it with nothing?

                All I'm saying is acting like it's some kind of massive dumbing down when it was already completely braindead is disingenuous. If anything making tbak goken a circle instead of a cone was a bigger dumbing down.

                Nobody is claiming it's a giant "dumbing down," people say the button was fun to press and it tied into a satisfying mechanic. They removed it, asked for feedback on its removal, got an overwhelmingly negative response, and then went silent on the issue. Now the pendulum has swung and this game's shit eating fanbase has decided "actually SAM's are the bad guys for giving TOO MUCH feedback how rude of them."

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Button bloat
            >When there were MUCH better candidates for removal that wouldn't even change the "feel" of the job in any way, unlike Kaiten
            >Something like smashing Shoha 1/2 into a single action for example

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's weird that they have a stance about button bloat that they touch something like Kaiten, but even the new Jobs can condense some abilities to avoid bloat later on, like Reaper's Plentiful Harvest

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            because kaiten was the furthest button down the list of actions that could be removed for button bloat.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            kaiten complainers can't read whole patch notes concerning the change. Just ignore them. At this point they will be like 1.0 gays who still complain about changes that happened almost a decade ago

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I guess Patch is uploading.
    I've been checking every 5m and just got this for a change.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PATCH IS UP

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All I know about this game is that I want to hug the blind cat.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reporting for duty brother.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am so glad the twins are gone, hopefully never to return as main characters ever again. I hope Varshahn becomes a companion going further.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I share the sentiment. I was so tired of having to drag those 2 useless knife-ears around all the damn time. The only use they had were as prisoners of war.

      >Alphinaud's big contribution is calling up all the allies YOU made for them and act like it was him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I share the sentiment. I was so tired of having to drag those 2 useless knife-ears around all the damn time. The only use they had were as prisoners of war.

      >Alphinaud's big contribution is calling up all the allies YOU made for them and act like it was him

      that fujo really did alphinaud dirty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Varshahn is trapped in citystate-leader limbo like Merlwyb, Aymeric, etc. He'll join in for an adventure occasionally but isn't able to become one of the main cast.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He isn't, Vrtra can keep himself there and control Varshan anywhere.
      Varshan, Reaper Lady and Kan-e-senna(she asks you at least twice if she can join you on your next adventure during EW) are gonna new companions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Twins will be your only companions from the Scions in 7.0

        G'raha and Estinien are gonna be there for 7.0, G'raha is one of the most popular characters and Estinien's popularity is at its highest. Krile will probably be there too because they've been hinting she wants to get more involved on the frontlines. Twins are 50/50, it'd be weird to have an expansion without at least one of them but maybe YoshiP was lying to us about never aging them up. Y'shtola might be there depending on the plot but if 7.0 isn't about the void or shard hopping I can see her sitting it out to continue doing research. Don't know about Urianger and Thancred because we don't know much about what they're up to right now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Twins will be your only companions from the Scions in 7.0

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >High Jump
    >This action will no longer be replaced by Mirage Dive while under the effect of Dive Ready.
    What the frick are they doing? Weren't they supposed to reduce button bloat?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITS UP

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So will Savage be datamined right away

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TPS are literally clearing it right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, no patch next week confirmed

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf? This is the first time it has ever done this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Im getting it too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Im getting it too.

      close your launcher and start it up completely bros

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thats what I did.
        Still doing the same.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he still uses the modern launcher

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's one of the many mysteries caused by a shitty connection to the update server. Normally you'll only see it at times like right now where every motherfricker on the planet that plays is trying to log in(you can avoid this problem in the future by logging in early and letting it sit until patching goes live). You can also get the error if your own latency/packet loss is shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So you're saying I can try again later and it'll work fine, right? I don't have to do any reinstall frickery?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, you're fine, just keep trying.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ex4_ban_07:
    https://a.wienerfile.com/kuFMKm.ogg
    ex4_boss_battle_03
    https://a.wienerfile.com/JZFYjb.ogg
    ex4_dan_d10
    https://a.wienerfile.com/AywLqk.ogg
    ex4_raid_04
    https://a.wienerfile.com/eJoepj.ogg
    05
    https://a.wienerfile.com/QdwiKi.ogg
    06
    https://a.wienerfile.com/ZrHXfo.ogg
    07
    https://a.wienerfile.com/kgFwst.ogg

    mji_01
    https://a.wienerfile.com/qTXVVp.ogg
    mji_02
    https://a.wienerfile.com/JfrCTh.ogg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      REAL

      REAL

      REAL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >https://a.wienerfile.com/QdwiKi.ogg
      OHHHHHHHHHHHH DAAAAAAAAMNNNN

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pretty hardcore gardening music

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        amazing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they're so dull, guess I'm muting bgm in raid again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >7 hours of wageslaving more before I can play
      Stay strong... Keep the faith...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >https://a.wienerfile.com/kgFwst.ogg
      Oh yeah that's the shit that's the good shit right there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >worse soundmixing than the trailer
      Please say psyche, these are weaker than Eden Promise. I guess Soken is fully on FFXVI now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >https://a.wienerfile.com/ZrHXfo.ogg
      BANGER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshis worst mistake was being a fan of IV and not VI

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >https://a.wienerfile.com/QdwiKi.ogg
      OHHHHHHHHHHHH DAAAAAAAAMNNNN

      Its the same leitmotif as the pandamoenium raid music just fricking rocked up to 1000% holy shit its amazing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Meant Asphodeles leitmotif*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >https://a.wienerfile.com/kgFwst.ogg
      where the frick is this from??? IT SOUNDS GREAT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >https://a.wienerfile.com/eJoepj.ogg
      very good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mji_01
      >https://a.wienerfile.com/qTXVVp.ogg
      >mji_02
      >https://a.wienerfile.com/JfrCTh.ogg
      There we go

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        heavy maple story vibes on the second one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >https://a.wienerfile.com/kgFwst.ogg
      is this P8 or where the frick is this from???

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i fricking hope so

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >https://a.wienerfile.com/AywLqk.ogg
      I need this as an orchestrion roll right fricking now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just install the plugin and play it at any time.
        Then sell the orchestration for gorillions to morons when you get it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like to force other people to hear it though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ex4_ban_07:
      Scarm bros.
      We fricking WON.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >https://a.wienerfile.com/AywLqk.ogg
      Is this the dungeon music?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      four fiends theme sounds fantastic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >EDM arrangement of fricking Thunderer
      I KNEEL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for ripping these. I tried doing it myself and while I could get the files, finding the new ones among already existing ones is difficult because they extract like this instead of having names like you listed.
      I'm using Data Explorer, is that what you're using?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        do find music hashes moronbro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          thank you that was simple

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >https://a.wienerfile.com/JfrCTh.ogg

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah that is def island music.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >https://a.wienerfile.com/ZrHXfo.ogg
      this is P8 theme. Just hear the second half of the song

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ex4_ban_07:

      lol that part where the bitrate drops down to play the original song

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      04 : P5, P6
      05 : P7
      06, 07 : P8
      ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >https://a.wienerfile.com/QdwiKi.ogg
      i didn't think they could top WILD FREAKS but here we are

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >https://a.wienerfile.com/kuFMKm.ogg
      Frick yeah

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dataminers
    I'M GETTING THE FRICK OUT OF HERE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not expecting the same shit with a new skin
      Oh no bro you're see the new textures

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT CHECK TWITTER TPS ALREADY CLEARED SAVAGE ON THEIR PRIVATE SERVER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      watching TPS break down when they realised the Ultimate was beyond their 'skill'set was amazing

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5+ months now of Onsal being dominated by paladins

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Extremely questionable PvP changes
    >Shit tier recolor mount as major PvP reward for this season
    >PLD cheese still not fixed on Frontlines

    The PvP balance team needs to get together with some actual PvPers to discuss changes in future seasons. This is going to be a disaster. Gunbreaker is a literal TROLL PICK in anything Diamond and above. People will literally just AFK if you have one on your team. I don't know what data they're looking at, but its clearly wrong or from low elo play. Looking forward to skipping PvP this season and become a simple farmer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Giving a shit about Frontlines
      Anon, that game mode has been shit since it's inception so there is a reason why no one ever gives a shit while playing it, since they are just there for the EXP.

      It's pretty fricking obvious that the devs don't give a frick about Frontlines either, so do yourself a favor and never play it again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason you should ever play frontlines is for the mount and if you're still below 90. It's fricking garbage. 90% of players just press autorun and kamikaze into the enemy team.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://a.wienerfile.com/QdwiKi.ogg

    HGOLY FRICKING SHIT

    SOKEN YOU DID IT AGAIN

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT'S THE TRIAL YOU FRICKS? I NEED TO SEE THE WEAPONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Assassinate has a cool animation.
    >It's oGCD so it's always easily cancelled by weaponskills.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It has an obnoxious animation lock that has nearly gotten me killed numerous times in synced down content.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >datamining content that will be available in a few hours

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To see the new textures on our reskinned content

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because i can.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how long till servers are up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3.5 hours

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Barbariccia is the trial boss
    Guess that anon's theory as to how the rest of the patches play out was right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Barbariccia is the trial boss
      Oh shiit Barbariccia is the Trial Boss? How the frick did anon figure out that Barbariccia is the trial Boss?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        probably because Estinien references Kain's dialogue to Barbariccia in the trailer you dumb secondary

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alright I'm out of here, see you guys in the game in a couple hours.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how far do you get ingame playing a non-erping male tank (non-shota)

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you get this error, go to:
    >DocumentsMy GamesFINAL FANTASY XIV - A Realm Reborn
    Open up FFXIV_BOOT.cfg
    And change
    >BootVersionCheckMode
    to 1

    And reopen the launcher.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, chief.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they have to showcase the new female ponytail on a fricking femroe?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this pony tail is in-game on a miqote NPC already actually in sharlyan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dude that is straight zero suit prostitute handle. Let the cosplay flow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it's not Krile's hair
      fricking hell just put it in the mogstation then YoshiP, ill give you twenty bucks for it at this point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >new

      the female style is literally already in the game, this one is just slightly more wavy

      SE, you goddamn hacks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure someone datamined another pony tail

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The male one has been in-game since HW (Ardashir uses it). The female one is actually a somewhat recent addition that was showcased on some NPCs in 6.1

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My question is, why didn't Y'shtola just summon her weird water things outside of the room away from prying eyes? Did she absolutely need to do it in front of everyone? Does she have a fetish for being humiliated?

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHATS THE FRICKING TRIAL

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How much longer must we suffer? Maint can be done early right? The next hour?

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are we getting Golbez+4 Fiends
    I thought the former became a good guy (actually lost the brainwash that was making him be bad) and the latter all fricking died by the end of FF4

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't literally the same characters from the FF4 story. They've just taken the characters and are using them and their story to make separate content in XIV.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, ok then. I'm fine with that.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played IV. Is Barbariccia just Garuda?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda. But she can also can turn her hair into a whirlwind. I'm fully expecting her to do that pathed whirly thing the mech armor homosexual did in Dalraida, but way faster and more complex patterns. And you get a duty action to use Jump even when you're not DRG to knock her out of it.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do we have to wait to get a sneak peak at our Relics?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      relics are 6.25 so unless they do another live letter before that patch you get nothing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      6.25 is when the new Hildi quests comes, so yeah, you won't be able to get a look at the weapons until then. See you in 2 months!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw all the relics are the joke winners from the weapon design contest

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That would be great.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Would be fun and befitting of the light "new adventure" theme of the post 6.0 patches.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't bother me, I legit NEED that nutkin bow on BRD and I barely even play the job.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has the song from the trailer been ripped yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's ex4_raid_05

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks!

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is Yoshi saying about the sorry posters? Do we get all 3?

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SAY GOOD NIIIIIIIGHT

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >spoilers already
    Welp, can't play till tomorrow, so I'll see you frickers on the flipside.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HYPE
    >HYPE
    HYPE
    >HYPE
    HYPE
    >HYPE
    HYPE
    >HYPE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, it is finally patching for me as well instead of that error message.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >p8 music
    holy shit this is better than WILD FREAKS

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT. IS. THE. TRIAL.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      30 minute long Action Time Manouver of Venat milking your wiener

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >30 minute
        Impossible I lost

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did you even watch the trailer?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not in the trailer moron.

        Scarm

        What?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's not in the trailer moron.
          you never played ffiv, huh?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            We are getting 3 trials this expac moron. Scarmiglione in the trailer was a dungeon boss. Even if the trials are the four of them, we don't know which one is the trial. Use your fricking brain.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Scarmiglione in the trailer was a dungeon boss
              again
              did you ever play FFIV? You beat him and he comes back

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Scarmiglione in the trailer was a dungeon boss
              >Estinien says Does he want another death
              >trial music is four fiends
              >Not one single other four fiend in the trailer
              It's Scarm
              quit coping.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Explain how we will fight four fiends with only three trials left then dipshit.

                >We have THREE trials left this expac
                .2, .3, .4 ,.5
                >3

                American education

                X.5 patches don't have trials you absolute moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >X.5 patches don't have trials you absolute moron
                HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                How fricking new are you? For real?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >X.5 patches don't have trials
                Yes they do you dribbling fricking buffoon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >X.5 patches don't have trials you absolute moron
                5.5 Diamond Weapon
                4.5 Seiryu
                3.5 Zurvan
                Fricking moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What is Odin
                What is Zurvan
                What is Seiryu
                What is Diamond Weapon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >never replied back
                destroyed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He says THEY not HE. He's not talking to Scar.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            HYPE

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              rubicante has potential to overshadow golbez. golbez is another literal emotionless homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's not in the trailer moron.
          imagine being this moronic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            See

            We are getting 3 trials this expac moron. Scarmiglione in the trailer was a dungeon boss. Even if the trials are the four of them, we don't know which one is the trial. Use your fricking brain.

            >Scarmiglione in the trailer was a dungeon boss
            again
            did you ever play FFIV? You beat him and he comes back

            Are you moronic? We have THREE trials left this expac. There are FOUR fiends. Are you seriously this bad at math? We cannot fight all four as trials.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >We have THREE trials left this expac
              .2, .3, .4 ,.5
              >3

              American education

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >THREE trials left this expac
              Since when?
              6.3 isn't the end of the main story this time so that frees up the .3 slot.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So they make one a solo instance like Sapphire Weapon, or a dungeon boss

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Scarmiglione in the trailer was a dungeon boss
              >Estinien says Does he want another death
              >trial music is four fiends
              >Not one single other four fiend in the trailer
              It's Scarm
              quit coping.

              Unfortunately the trial mount is green.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Unfortunately the trial mount is green.
                That would make sense as Scarm is the Elemental Fiend of Earth and the Earth Crystal in FFIV is green.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's the Lynx of Impetuous Wind, it's over.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that confirms him even more

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >three trials
              says who?
              >heavensward postgame trials
              >sephirot, sophia, zurvan, nidhogg

              >stormblood postgame trials
              >byakko, suzaku, seiryu, tsukiyomi

              >shadowbringers postgame trials
              >ruby weapon, emerald weapon, diamond weapon, warrior of light

              We haven't gotten the first postgame trial yet, you stupid Black person. Judging from past expacs, we get 4 fricking trials.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scarm

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tank chads got some nice buffs so now that the monkeys paw has curled just how much tenacity are we getting on this raid set?

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Achievement: Title
    Sanctuary Rank 10: Sanctuary Seeker
    Accrue isleworks earnings totaling at least 17,000 cowries across a seven-cycle period: Trader of Paradise
    Earn a total of 500,000 seafarer's cowries: Ciedalaes Connoisseur
    Complete the MSQ: Voidbound

    Dress-Up Alisaie Attire (was unsubbed for 6.15 not sure if this is new)
    "The Fae's Crown" weapons

    Orch rolls in pic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fae's crown is titania's new primal glam right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's crafted glowy TItania weapons I would imagine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Scream is actually P6
      Uh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So did they redo the FFIV boss theme just for the new dungeon then? Or is this going to be our new Revenge Twofold that plays in dungeons for the next couple of patches?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh? Looks like they're finally giving the Pharos treatment to the remaining older dungeons that only had loose intro music.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Savage? No thanks

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KNEEL RIGHT NOW
    HE DID IT AGAIN

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I keep forgetting, but its not possible to get the 4 tokens to exchange for a normal raid chest piece in the first week right? Since one of the bosses won't drop a chest piece token at all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No you can get a chest or legs first week now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, you're always forced to wait two weeks to get leg/chest armor. Pretty fricking gay, but at least if they don't have crit on them you don't want them anyway. I imagine the stats have been posted somewhere already.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hehe, Troia is slang for prostitute.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so what boss is P8? Lahabrea? Bussy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably lahabrea and p12s is the real shit he was holding or guarding or whatever made him DAMAGED

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        p12 will be Pandæmonium: The First Blasphemy and herald the beginning of the original Final Days.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          theory: zodiark was not an entirely original concept. he was based on the beast in the firmest confinement of pandemonium. lahabrea used this beasts likeness as the base of zodiark's appearance and powerset.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >True zodiark is just the silly little shrimp from 12

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            SAY GOODNIGHT

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              HE IS HERE

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They made Zodiark Trance a real thing?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Reminder that this is just the P8 boss.

              P8S will have another form for P2.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Reused Zurvan rig
              Great, more budget-saving.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >zurvan
                That's Ultima, anon. And Ultima was alresdy Bahamut pasted onto four legs.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes Anon it's almost like a huge advantage of working in 3D is how scaleable it is.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I can't believe Zodiark Trance is canon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Zodiark Trance is real

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >those tentacles.
              P12 is 100% themis being forced into Zodiark trance and we are pretty much seeing Zodiark origins.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              hey, it's a digimon crossover

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              WE ARE STRANGERS

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                WE RESIDENT EVIL

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ZODIARK

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                E8S - Nightmare Mode

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                WE ARE STRANGE

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >NO MORE GAMES

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >another boss that sits in the middle of the room
                Remember when tanks had to position bosses? I member.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                blame melee dps always complaining about uptime.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              WE ARE STRANGERS

              WE ARE STRANGE

              So Lahabrea can create shit like this and it's okay, but stopping a volcano from exploding and destroying an island is treated like a federal offense?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lahabrea is essentially above the law. Similar to no one understanding exactly what Hermes was doing creating his own e-girlbird harem on Elpis, Lahabrea has even greater independence as Speaker of the Convocation - there is virtually no one who can police him (except Elidibussy who is on a mission to do just that). Azem is a fricking moron who goes against the Convocations wishes in broad daylight where everyone can see him doing it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I would say this is almost a certainty given that apparently Lahabrea was the one that "designed" Zodiark

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            We're 100% getting "true" Zodiark and Hydaelyn fights in P11 and P12

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the bait and switch with Zodiark was an even longer con than anyone realized

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Proto-zodiark is 100% P12. There is a reason why they decided to feature elidibussy in the raid after all. Probably whatever is in the depths of pandaemonium takes over him and we get it as P12

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lahabrea. Elidibus forma Zodiark actually accurate to the statue form will be P12 so they can give the hydaelyn zodiark saga a closure with the fight people actually expected in the raids.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    QUICK I'M A SPROUT HOW DO I MAKE IT SO IT AUTO DOWNLOADS WHILE I SLEEP
    I NEED TO GO TO BED IN 30 MINS, FRICK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just log into the game, it'll start downloading

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But make sure you're using Quicklauncher, the official launcher will eat your downloads if it fails for some reason(like being overwhelmed by everyone downloading) and force you to start all over. QL does proper file resumes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just get a good internet and download the patch in seconds when the game is actually up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have
        I don't know how big ff14 patches are, this is the first time I go through one

        Just log into the game, it'll start downloading

        thanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      try a toaster and a bathtub full of water

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >phase 1 Lahabread sounds 10x better than phase 2
    Pre-emptive middlefinger to savage dataminers who use their private servers to clear fights before patch.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wake Doctor
    Valentione Emissary

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      :0

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finally more fricking high socks/stockings for females.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GIVE ME THE TRIAL SCYTHE. PLEASE.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What are the names?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Garlond GL-II

            Windswept

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh no no no Fenrir bros

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks anon. A shame it looks like shit, fricking nothing is matching that ugly ass color scheme. Sigh.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Scythe
            >Not looking like shit
            Pick one. Only morons think scythes look "cool"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              At least they’re better than katanas, which all look exactly the same unless you zoom in.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No. Katana are just lame as frick, Scythes are just ridiculous and you look like a fricking moron running around with one.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No. Katana are just lame as frick, Scythes are just ridiculous and you look like a fricking moron running around with one.

              Spotted the homosexual with bad taste.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Thinks running around with a farming tool that is literally less useful in a fight than a stick is "cool"
                >Tries to comment on other people's taste
                Christ some people are actually this hopeless huh?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mother fricker it's a fantasy game. By your logic every weapon looks moronic because fricking guns exist. If you run into a battle against a dude with a gun holding a fricking stick you're gonna look moronic too in any realistic sense. Quit your autism.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >By your logic every weapon looks moronic because fricking guns exist.
                It's a farming tool for cutting grass, which I suggest you go touch.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah scythes are cool

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Telling someone else to touch grass
                >When you're the one having an autistic melty over someone using a fantasy weapon in a fantasy game
                lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stay mad, farmer Brown.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but BLM and WHM look moronic too then. Walking sticks aren't weapons.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they are if you swing hard enough

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Same goes for a scythe?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Correct. They're used to channel the actual weapons - fire and ice and laser beams. Whack the boss with the fricking stick and you do 20 damage.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Curved blades look vicious and badass regardless of their application. The Grim Reaper is the personification of death itself. of course people are going to think that shit looks cool and edgy you autistic frick.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the raid one kinda wild

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Eh it's fine. Honestly I just want them to fix the fricking E12S scythe. It looks fricking phenomenal but the shrinkage on the stupid thing when sheathed makes it ridiculous.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Time to break out the frog glam for these weapons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what is the top one even from or for? please tell me i can wear that whenever i want.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All Saint's Wake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literally CHESMIT GEAR

      CHEMIST IS FRICKING DECONFIRMED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DAPPER CHADS, WE WIN AGAIN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What is their fricking problem?
      Why do males always get fricking cucked in glamour like this?
      what the fricking shit are those pants and shoes?
      Women have it so fricking good.
      It's pathetic.
      Do they have only women working on this shit?
      Give men something decent for once holy frick.
      They can't make a decent pair of pants or shoes to save their fricking lives.
      Men deserve better than this dogshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because 90% of people playing this game are coomers dressing up their cat/lizardbawd waifus or fujo/homos wearing as little as possible
        Just wear some ARR gear bro

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >down on your knees, it's time for a game of hide and seek
    Am I about to get raped?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they're going to be hiding a penis in my wol's ass
      and i will be seeking violent semen infernal

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Scarmg doesn't resurrect
    Bros they're just holding out for him to return later on right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you fight him twice in the dungeon

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Barbariccia trial
    MY fricking DICK

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Starlight Steed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anything for the halloween?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's probably the wake doctor set dude

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh i see it now. A full set and a mount at end of the year plus .5 patch.
          I guess I know when I'm resubbing

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Four Fiends theme is frickin banger, I especially like the part where it cuts to a slightly distorted version of the original theme for a few seconds in the middle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which one is that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't recognize the Four Fiends theme on your own you're a fricking secondary that needs to kill themselves ASAP

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://a.wienerfile.com/JZFYjb.ogg (embed)

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SAY GOOOD NIIIIIGHT
    WITH EACH BITE DOES YOUR SANITY DIIIIIE
    SCREAM ALL YOU LIKE YOUR GODS CAN'T HEAR YOU

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT ZENOS TRAVELS TO ELPIS WITH YOU AND TAKES OVER PANDEMONIUM TURN ON CNN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zodiark trance just flew over my house

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    aaaand time to stop browsing this place until Im done with the patch

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >STILL no mummy costume for Halloween
    M-maybe next year guys...haha...

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ultimate adventure card.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEE MY TOP 100 BACKGROUND ISNT IMPRESSIVE ANYMORE YOSHIDA DELETED THIS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lame as frick
      it's going to be hard to incorporate these into something cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      UWU
      UCOB
      TEA
      DSR
      for left to right im guessing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >old 3 are just arena screenshots
      >DSR has an actual unique art but it's also really shit as a background
      Thanks?

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all this patch music

    how can a man with Cancer be so fricking good???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was already in remission when they said he had cancer. Probably fine as a fiddle now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      surviving cancer makes you go all out for the rest of your life, i've seen it first hand

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how can i have that attitude without encountering a near death experience?

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are the lyrics so poorly mixed with the new music
    particularly p8 p2 if that's what kgFwst is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a Soken staple
      Not fluent in English + complicated English lyrics by the loc team = Soken can't tell that we can't hear the lyrics either

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't this bad with Alexander and certainly not E8S

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It wasn't this bad with Alexander

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nothing in alexander was ever as bad as "wild shrieks"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The only time we've ever had audible vocals was on Ravana.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And it's too throaty to understand on first listen anyways.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Alexander is the definition of [unintelligible screeching] as lyrics

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would it have hurt them to add some form of housing on the island? That giant fricking island and no spaces to AT LEAST drop outside furnishings?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Small indie company pls understand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      srall companry prease understando

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they do that? They can hold subs hostage better this way.

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does dragon get a button bloat when their reason for ruining samurai was "button bloat" honestly frick these devs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're fricking moronic. Uncoupling Jump and Mirage Dive was because people kept fricking up their weave by accidentally mashing both.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a skill issue also doesn't change the fact that its still a button bloat bring back fricking samurai

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Eat shit weeb, SAMs deserve nothing kek. And no I don't play DRG, floor tanks get the rope too.

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any vids of the Titania weapons yet?

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >got burned out since static is shit in savage and didnt clear thordan 2 after 4 fricking months in DSR
    >numbers prove that only half the static (orange and above) were carrying their weight and more in savage while the same is said in dsr
    THIS FRICKING MUSIC IS RAD BUT I DONT WANNA RESUB TO SUFFER AGAIN.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can play the game and not be a mindbroken raid addict

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's there to play if you aren't raiding?
        Fishing? Animal crossing? Might as well play other games. Story content isn't worth the sub.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Old contents.
          Eureka/Bozja/Diadem(lol)
          Probably Island Sanctuary now
          Or play other games, yeah, that's vaild too.

          The good thing about vertical progression in FFXIV is that it's easy to catch up. If you're really lazy and only care for the story, you need only to sub at the beginning and the end of expansion. Or youtube.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >got burned out since static is shit in savage and didnt clear thordan 2 after 4 fricking months in DSR
      lmfao sounds like my first ultimate ""static"" I should have known something up was up with those shitters when we couldn't get past ifrit in UwU
      Sorry you had to deal with that I know exactly how it is. Just remember whenever you do come back there are good players if you keep looking. Never stop looking.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is that half the party refuse to read up on mechanics ahead of time so we just fricking wipe every time we reach somewhere new and the spend the next half an hr watching vids or asking questions that shouldve been asked weeks ago. We also needed to frontload our gear onto me/other melee dps for that reason.

        >>got burned out since static is shit in savage and didnt clear thordan 2 after 4 fricking months in DSR
        Quit failing the fricking mechanics checks. There's no DPS check in Ph5 despite your whining about only half the group would orange in Savage.

        I lied, we didnt even get to thordan 2, we couldnt get past fricking spears since healers refuse to heal properly so we die before even attacking the fricking spear or to pure of heart.
        We even fricking fail dps check on pure of heart. Im not kidding, my dps tanks the moment we kill eyes since i blow ALL my cds finishing off the red eye that has more hp than necessary because some butthole keeps mitigating when theyre not supposed to.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you mind explaining why you spent the patch cycle with them?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because im fricking moronic and I felt a debt of obligation to one of the good raid members for bailing during the end of e12s for the party being full of shitters.
            I promised to him that I wouldnt bail this time during savage last tier no matter how bad it got. I posted logs months back asking anons what the frick I was doing wrong and the general consensus was that the 4 people i keep mentioning are doing fine and our rdm is fricking moronic beyond belief (misaligned raid buffs all the time, doesnt dps for shit, doesnt do mechanics). I didnt know 0 parse existed till that tier thanks to him.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Figured. Same as me. Just remember you are obligated to no one in this game. Keep looking for the right team and eventually you'll like raiding again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Im not going to say im the best player but I do try my best if shits fricking up and I try not to be a jerk to others since a group cant be at each other's necks at all times. These were my parses up till the end of march.
                Im gonna be real with you anon, PF scares me since crystal pf is some of the shittiest thing i experienced every year.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>got burned out since static is shit in savage and didnt clear thordan 2 after 4 fricking months in DSR
      Quit failing the fricking mechanics checks. There's no DPS check in Ph5 despite your whining about only half the group would orange in Savage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >There's no DPS check in Ph5 despite your whining about only half the group would orange in Savage.
        If only half of them got good parses in savage that means only half of them understand their job well enough to adjust timings where needed so it wouldn't surprise me at all if they couldn't get past meteors or do enough damage to Thordan.
        I had the same problem with my shitty static in TEA being unable to kill CC shield and had to use my WHM burst as a crutch to get past it.
        Never underestimate how incompetent the playerbase is. Some morons will drag you down to the depths of insanity because they think they're better than they actually are.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My group was a mix of blues/purples from Savage. We had no problem meeting the mechanics/dps checks of DSR up to last phase (and then 6.2 hit). Just couldn't be arsed to highly optimize Savage when we already were one-shotting it each week after initial prog with the whacked strats we end up using.

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Machinist bros how are we coping after the patch notes?. I think Queen is a fricking joke right now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What did we do to deserve this? We were already the shittiest range dps. This is just kicking us while we're down.

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://a.wienerfile.com/JZFYjb.ogg
    >the second half of it
    how can he keep getting away with it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fwiw arrangements have been done by the team rather than Soken himself for a while now

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >qTXVVp
    Can't wait to take it easy

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SAY GOOD NIIIIIIIGHT

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Troian Beauty Remix
    >Battle 2 Theme
    >Battle with four Fiends

    FF4 Chads we frickign eating good.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many more patches until Zenos returns

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      None, he's dead and gone for good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No one's gone until they get a minion

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Krile!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok what's going on here? Is best girl finally gonna be doing some shit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They said she as going to be more active in the MSQ but maybe they meant 7.0.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's going to be the NPC rep for the new caster class in 7.0, probably Geomancer. She talks about wishing she was stronger so she can help you in combat at the end of EW.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If she's gonna job change she oughta get a new outfit, her current one is explicitly Devout/WHM gear.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes I imagine that is going to be part of her story arc, her cat hoody was a gift from her adoptive father but now that Eureka has provided some closure on what happened to him and the Isle of Val she's going to move forward and take on a new job (with new armor). We already see this in 6.1 where she's taking a more proactive role as the defacto-leader of the Students of Baldesion and making G'Raha do some fricking work.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Hopefully they go with something a bit less goofy than her FFV Geomancer outfit if that's the class she lands on.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't like actual pyjamas?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean if her arc is going to be about coming into her own and getting stronger then no, I don't think pajamas are very appropriate.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, but it would be very funny to see her go from a cat hoody into wearing pyjamas. Poor Krile is never going to be taken seriously.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Keep in mind that they'd be using her to sell the class to players as well in this hypothetical scenario, so they'd probably give her something a bit more badass looking.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I could see them going for an FF3 look with the eskimo-hood, which would be in keeping with her current hooded style. Maybe some of the aztecish native elements from tactics if they're going to be doing the new world or mercydia exploration feeling expac.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly I'll just be happy if she gets to escape side quest hell and do some shit for a change. Seems like a weird time for new official art for her though unless she's going to be coming to the forefront sooner than expected.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love her very much

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well there's another several million dollars SE is about to wring out of memelords.

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So Barb is the first trial, will Scar get his second round or is it going to be Caz >Rubicante > Golbez?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if I have my way Scar dies in dungeon, Barb is a trial, Rubi/Caz are a duo trial and that's it that's fricking it no more ff4 wanking frick you frick you frick youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We still gotta face all fiends at once and then they have to combine to form Geryon

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the wind fiend is the first one

    why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the wind fiend is the first one
      Technically Scarm is as he's a dungeon boss.

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S THE BARBARICCIA MODEL I WANT TO CUM

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man I was really hoping the fiends would get lyrics, I guess SHB set the low expectation bar.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      golbez trial will add lyrics to the theme

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We only get Titania weapons btw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Kingcraft Demimateria
      Wow now there's something I haven't seen in frickin forever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >No titania weapons for RPR and SGE
      BOOOOOOO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no RPR or SGE
        Lazy fricks.

        Oh boo I was looking forward to seeing the RPR weapon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that SB was actually a very good expansion all around and people pretend it's bad because of the 4.0 MSQ, which is admittedly weak but still leagues better than 2.0-2.5

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no RPR or SGE
        Lazy fricks.

        First time?
        They've been Lazy with the trial weapons since ShB.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was hoping that SHB was an anomaly since EW has put out way more content by comparison.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no RPR or SGE
      Lazy fricks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh tell me they're Feo Ul colored

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're moronic. Crafted trial weapons don't work like that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah how silly of me to expect devs to put in a modicum of effort

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I should probably get around to clearing the shadowbringers extremes. Only one I did was Diamond weapon just for the gunbreaker weapon glam

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Still no hydaelyn weps
      I bought these crystals way too early didn't i

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bro that shit probably isn't happening till 7.1

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You'll have to wait for the next expansion lmao

          I don't know why I thought they'd make an exception for her....

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            idk the Hades crafted weapons came out in the same expansion as him, who knows what they're planning

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because people b***hed non-stop that new jobs had no crafted trial weapons besides the embarrassingly bad shinryu ones. It is possible, but I wouldn't expect them until 6.4 or 6.5 if they do happen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You'll have to wait for the next expansion lmao

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Glamour chest capacity went from 400 to 800
    Fricking finally.

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with PLD? Didn't they get buffs across the board? I'll still be maining PLD, and main tanking and clearing savage with my static regardless.

    MCH changes are weird though I agree.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What's wrong with PLD?
      tank with the lowest damage and the worst personal mitigation for most of the game that's balanced by having 'utility' that is actually not that useful compared to what other tanks bring 90% of the time because surprise, they aren't going to balance a fight around 1 tanks options

      > Didn't they get buffs across the board?
      every other tank got more of a buff then pld did despite already being ahead meaning that at worst pld hasn't actually changed at all and might've actually gotten worse

      > I'll still be maining PLD, and main tanking and clearing savage with my static regardless.
      god bless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PLD is fine strength wise despite the autistic screeching from certain people. The only problem with PLD is that it requires more brain juice to do the good damage than the other tank classes

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The P8 song seems to describe them going insane already so either Meteion works really fast or she isn't the whole story

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lahabread went insane trying to resurrect his wife.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >As Erichthonios regains his senses, Lahabrea finally shares the story of he and Athena. Conjuring phantom visions, he tells of his discovery of her experiments and journey into Pandæmonium to stop them. It is a story of betrayal and forlorn love, which resulted in Lahabrea and Athena bonding souls, and the former becoming corrupted by the latter's unquenchable thirst for knowledge. To save himself, Lahabrea was forced to cut away a part of his soul and seal it within a crystal. Yet even this was a part of Athena's scheme, as the crystal was used to imbue a vessel with life, creating Hephaistos.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Meant for

          The P8 song seems to describe them going insane already so either Meteion works really fast or she isn't the whole story

          not that it makes a difference

          Also, Zero.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          haha crazy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spoiler tags exist for a reason homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >in a thread full of datamines
        >muh spoilers
        Come on now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Story spoilers and "hey this model is gonna be in the game at some point" are two very different things.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon you are in the thread filled with unspoilered screenshots of the latest patch and you call out the guy who spoiled the base patch expansion?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want to know about the P8 song, I want to experience it for myself and come to my own conclusions.
          "bro everyone in the thread is doing it ! xD" is not an excuse. Just use the damn spoiler tags. It's not asking for a lot.

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So explain this island. it seems like a kinda grindy area where you can invest your DoL classes and feel like you're working towards something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its just animal crossing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can't even level up DoL and level is not required for gathering in it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its just animal crossing

        Oh what, it's just a separate thing where you frick around without any benefit to the actual game?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes just for fun

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has Barb's model been found yet? How covered up they made her will let us know if Nophica will be nerfed in the next 24 man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YoshiP: silly anon, nophica doesn't have to be a woman just because there's art of it 😉

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cow footed b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That looks nothing like Barb what the frick.
        Why did they follow Amano's Scarm but make up a new version for Barb.
        My disappointment is immesurable.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >naked bikini chick with long green hair
          looks like barb to me senpai

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All they had to do was recolor Penthesilea.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >hooves
        hot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that's a final fantasy chick right there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All they had to do was recolor Penthesilea.

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scythebros....when will they release a good weapon model...?

    I'm still using the lakeland scythe for christs sake....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me its the nabath zahgnal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like that one I just dont like the nerf gun blue paint on it, I want a dyeable version

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The crystal trophy one from PvP is quite nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pissed too man. I'm still using the fricking Scaeven one. The E12S one is gorgeous unsheathed but the size difference when you sheathe it makes it look absolutely ridiculous.

      The crystal trophy one from PvP is quite nice

      It matches literally zero glam outside of the PvP set even when dyed. That alone makes it shit imo.

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://imgur.com/a/yVQTNHm

    Trial weapons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      green giant weapons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >actually good MNK weapons for once
      Thank you, Jesus.

  115. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name of the dungeon gear?

  116. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when will this burst window meme die
    it's not fun

  117. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    scream all you like cuz were all mad here

  118. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Shit weapons
    >Shit model
    >no unique phase 2 song
    Barb bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      phase 2 is the 4 fiends theme
      phase 1 is the ffiv boss theme

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those are FFIV songs

  119. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So there's like four people with brown skin and red hair running around Pandaemonium and I wanna know what the frick is up with that. Was Erich actually grown in a test tube?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do Ascians frick to breed? They're shadow people (without shadows) so idk what's up with that

  120. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CASTER GET A NORMAL GOOD LOOKING CHEST PIECE FROM RAID

    FINALLY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pity the skirt is full length though. I'd forgive it if it had a front cutout at least so you could see what shoes we're wearing.

  121. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SCREAM ALL YOU LIKE CUZ WE'RE ALL MAD HERE

  122. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SEEEEEXXXX

  123. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    monk becomes X23 I see

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's 3 blades there bro

  124. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >White mage got buffed in pvp
    What the frick.

  125. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tired, Anon? Eyelids feel heavy? Just rest for a bit.
    The patch is still hours away.

  126. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fricking dark knight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      now they can grab a boat and row all the way back to 3.0 job design

  127. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I eventually want to become an omni-crafter and gatherer. How many manuals tier I and II should I need to accomplish this? Want to avoid capping out seals.

  128. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any new items to buy with the PvP Trophy Crystals?

  129. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    titty glowys

  130. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait the next part of the 24man isn't in this patch?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      24 mans always come in the x.1 x.3 and x.5 patches

  131. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://a.wienerfile.com/QdwiKi.ogg

    is this the trial or the savage theme?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      raid theme

  132. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this confirms Cagnazzo will be the next dungeon boss and Rubichadte gets trial treatment

    I am cum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scar as dungeon boss, the rest of fiends are trial boss, like Stormblood. Unless they want Golbez or Zemus as final trial then yeah, probably Cagnazzo will be dungeon boss, or Cagnazzo and Rubicante will be dual boss. Or one of them will be solo trial like that one weapon from Shadowbringers. I don't know, anything is possible at this point.

  133. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >update introduces an indiscernible watermark 24/7
    They are aware people are just going to use quicklauncher to mod that out?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Source your claims

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Source your claims

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you know the rules

  134. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, when they modified Dzemael Darkhold to simplify the second section of the map, they also removed a LOT of the inaccessible parts of the map with all the blocked-off alternate routes, plus the unused area with all the Garlean shit stored.

    Meanwhile in Thousand Maws, 95% of the original rooms are still there w/ the extra blockades added to make it fully linear, yet they decide to also redecorate the two 1.0 boss rooms that have never been used in ARR that sat there dormant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably gonna be the second criterion dungeon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Criterion dungeon in this update looks like whole unique assets.

  135. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zenos soul was created in pandemonium. He's a warped and fricked up Athena, joyless and immortal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Emet was just pulling a funny prank on Lahabrea

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