>Day 5
>still no clear
>still at phase 5 of 7 or 8
>they have almost 2 days trying to figure phase 5
is this going to pass DSR clear time?
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>Day 5
>still no clear
>still at phase 5 of 7 or 8
>they have almost 2 days trying to figure phase 5
is this going to pass DSR clear time?
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Is that Jupiter?
isn't it guaranteed to be only 6 phases?
theres still the omega ship mode and the fusion
there's no ship mode, numbskull
We only know of 6, phase 5 starts at a little less than 9 minutes into the fight so there is somewhere around 7-10 minutes left.
There's only one unused song now according to the music files, so I wonder what's left.
ban_09 - From the Heavens (Orchestral) - P3/P4
ban_10 - Torn from the Heavens (Orchestral) - TBD
ban_11 - Deltascape - Interdimensional Rift - P1
ban_12 - Heartless (Orchestral) - P2
ban_13 - eScape - P5
Currently in Phase 5 is Omega-M and Omega-F (empowered by Dynamis) doing Trios with Beetle and Final Omega. There seems to be some kind of hidden mechanic which grants players Dynamis and they may need to reach the maximum to fully go into the last phase.
So where does the length of this clear rank against the other Ultimates so far
You should've known when Yoshi said it wasn't gonna be harder than DSR that he was lying. He always lies.
He said something about this fight having several designers. Might be that this wall phase was designed by Mr Ozma, the dickhead.
qrd on this ozma guy?
He's the guy who designed the Ozma fight in Baldesion Arsenal (hence his name) and the designer behind DSR.
The name came from before BA, but back in Mhach. He talked about the ideas of a Savage mode for Ozma, which was implemented for BA.
I think most players just don't know how annoying Mhach Ozma used to be. I really wish we got a new 24-man raid that is as difficult as Mhach or the Ivalice ones were on release.
They should do unreal. Ozma on release was fun
Ah shit, that would actually be fun. Unreal versions of the older raid series. Imagine actually doing mechanics for Wolrd of Darkness again.
No one's ever done mechanics on any of CT raid
I have. I have connected the balls to the pads on the wolf lady so i wouldn't get frozen, i jumped from pad to pad on the second boss to avoid his attack, i killed the weird snake adds in the Cloud of Darkness fight (still don't fully understand that one tbh)
I never did the level 50 on release but won’t they trivial already cause of the ilvl
Yeah ARR stuff in general was very strangely tuned, it was a note from Yoshida for the Ultima Weapon unreal trial that it's pretty much the first time anybody's ever actually had to do mechanics in that fight.
Ozma is the only 24 man boss that ever legit walled me out of a clear until timeout, which is why I'm always astounded people for some reason have the memory that TG Cid was worse.
I guess your mileage may vary. I remember having to go through a couple of vote abandons before i actually beat Osma for the first time, and TG Cid took my first group so long to beat that we timed out during Ultima
The only hard part about Ozma, as far as I remember, was the placement of the meteorites, because every single member of the raid needed to understand where they had to go if they were targeted, and one guy fricking it up was able to basically wipe a group, which in turn cascaded to wiping the other groups.
Still,better than the current raids where one healer knowing machanics can babysit the entire raid and limp them over the goal line.
I can't tell you how many times I had at least half my group get blasted and killed behind me as a tank when the tank lasers happened.
2016 FanFest was when we first learned about him.
https://www.vg247.com/final-fantasy-xivs-ozma-the-anatomy-of-a-boss-fight
I don't think he said it wasn't gonna be harder than DSR
Still easier than Unending Coil of Bahamut's eleven days of progression.
UCOB really took people by surprise didn't it? People thought they were good after clearing o4s got a reality check
Ultimate is just so boring to watch. only about 15% of it is skill-based.
That seems like a pretty arbitrary measurement
yes yes, it's so easy. now go do your roulettes kid
>have to wait for everyone to stop being moronic all at once for 17 minutes
Yes ultimates are easy. The spergs with 100+ clears on some of them say hello.
If they're that easy then why haven't you gotten world first clear yet?
>world first
Because i have sex.
But it's evidently really easy so it shouldn't take you very long.
Correct.
>BUT WORLD FIRST
Never once did I mention a thing about world first.
Sub ends in I don't know, 6-10 hours?
But I got to use Meteor 4 times today.
china has a strat doc
https://docs.qq.com/doc/DRkJRZ2NRR0ZxUXhX
Didn't china have their own patch?
They're playing on JP servers
supposedly the guy who did Criterion worked on the ultimate
Any SAM katanas that don't look like katanas?
There are a few, Ghost Barque comes to mind.
No, most likely around may next year based on fanfest dates
There's a few good options
>Ghost Barque
>Katana of Althyk
>Blade of Divine Light
>Palaka Tulwar
>Ktiseos Blade
>Ravel Keeper Blade kind of
>Exarchic Blade kind of
There's a few other options but those are what I had on hand.
are we gonna see 7.0 this year?
You'l get your first very limited glimpse at the first Fanfest in July
Teaser trailer somewhere between 6.4(may) and 6.5(sep) so right here
The actual expansion is probably coming out somewhere around March next year.
Actual expansion trailer you mean or is it actually coming out in march?
actual expansion launch, it's usually around 6ish months after the .5 patch which should be sometime in september of this year. Some people have been trying to say it won't launch till after all the fanfests which would push it back to 8-9 months after .5 but that's delusional.
>Shitwalker
lol WoW is dead and you're just going to have to deal with it
obsessed
These 2 images get posted every time FFXIV pops up is not an obsession, yes impeccable logic
>reposts the same pics over and over
>not obsessed
ok
Is this Barry's new cope that Forspoken is flopping?
Considering everything Barry supports starts to fail, he should start to support FFXIV so it dies.
I'm not saying I have a type, but I do have a type.
My type is right there in the middle.
I just saw Yugiri's HW portrait, its pretty cute.
Her fricking what. You mean the housing item sketch or what?
No, the in game portraits they started using in ShB. They went back to HW and gave characters there some different portraits, you can see it in the Halatai instance.
Oh, those portraits. Frick, now I need to NG+ to see it, unless you took a screenshot.
I can get it for you, one sec.
Well I'm dumb and forgot to attach it. lmao
Bonus Hilda.
God bless.
Her va got murdered and buried in a shallow grave alongside her children. Not even joking.
Girls with peeling skin from sunburns?
mad shitskin
WoL has a type too
I play NIN cause I think Yugiri is extremely sexy
>tomestone hair
What better way to attract the WoL?
WoL frickin HATES tomestones though. If she wanted to attract the WoL, she'd be offering to go on adventures exploring old ruins or something. Nanamo has pulled ahead in the WoL because of Criterion
You know, gettiong Variant dungeons for all the major nations would be cool.
>Next one involves Kanna-E Senna wanting to try to rebuild relations with the Glammorans
>Limsa one with Merylweb that involves.... something.
>Doman one where you and Yugiri explore more of Yangxia to clear out a remnant Garlean base
>Ala Mhigan one where you get to explore Ala Mhigo proper a bit more with Lyse
I think you can see the trend here.
one with Merylweb that involves.... something.
genociding the kobolds again
>Ala Mhigan one where you get to explore Ala Mhigo proper a bit more with Lyse
Fricking Finally. The Ultima weapon was excavated from a dig beneath the city so there should be some cool shit down there.
Should go explore the island where Sthalmann (Rostnsthal in MCH quests) tried to find some artifacts to oust Merlwyb and unfrick Limsa Lominsa before that Ascian took them and fueled Alexander's summoning with them, for a variant dungeon
Seal Rock, which is one of the PvP frontlines now. I was actually thinking it'd be cool to explore the Fields of Glory in a non-PvP context someday, so that's sort of similar.
I'd like to explore Lyse properly if you're picking up what I'm putting down here
Do you think au ra girls with small horns are jealous of girls with large ones?
it'd probably be more like girls with big horns are seen as "manly"
So, will this shit game get a new engine anytime soon?
No, but to fix this. all buffs will be removed, and skills will be buffed by 50 potency to make up for it.
I actually do want them to delete all party DPS buffs and make every class into "selfish DPS" that operate on their own timetables. Anything to stop amking every class play exactly the fricking same.
anon turning every job into selfish dps will make them even more the same
>Casuals when for the first time ever seeing an issue that has cropped up before and was ignored
yawn, no one cared it was and still is a problem in drs, move along
And yet one of the teams currently the furthest in the fight is using both sage and dancer, and clears the enrage without issues.
They do have BLM though, getting boss to 10% during blue screen, clearing p4 even with 1 weakness.
All the problems with dps seems to be because of smn.
To this day, no one has any idea how Deltascape 2 works, the beholder thing. Whoever designed the indicators for it should be fired.
TALES OF LOSS
Which group has the most progress on the ultimate so far?
of the streaming groups, kindred and otter nuts are pretty much tied
neverland are further ahead but they aren't streaming
Its so fricking stupid. If your not streaming your run you shouldnt even be qualified to participate in the race. Everyone already knows you are just cheating.
>add the ability to change which login screen you see when booting up the game
>it resets every time you close the game
????????????????????????
Small indie dev prease underu standaru
fricking gripgel man. I don't want to grind out the scrip..
>46,500 white scrip
>11,625 purple scrip
>6200 uncapped tomes
Better get to grinding piggy
>Buy gripgel
>Craft stuff and put it on the market
>Make 150,000,000 the first week
>Now in week 3 make my set for pennies
feels good
got jeff bezos in here
Lost a lot of its scare factor once they aded Reaper to the game and you can have your own pet ghost pop in to frick shit up
I never did get to see Edda's ghost in Gridania personally. Once you do the final quest involving that storyline after PotD it never happens again.
When is SE going to do content like this again?
>10 runs of Euphrosyne without the drop
>30 min tank queue each time
Ra-La free me
If only you had some sort of npcs you could run with.
>NPCs
>in a 24 man
You might be moronic anon
isn't queuing lastest alliance quicker with dps? i swear every time new content drops, i hear friend tanks and healers taking between 2-10 min while dps is >1 min
did minfilia's VA get better postgame ARR or do I simply have stockholm syndrome
No it's still the same one at that point
>The Ultimate is Omega itself, the worst of all the bosses in Deltascape
>It's not Kefka, Exdeath and the train
good, its an omega ultimate not reference bosses
wasn there an exdeath on the leaks? what happened to it?
It's sound effects being used for certain abilities. This was nothing new, but nobody wanted to listen to me when I pointed out how they'll use previous sound effects for new stuff.
https://github.com/xivapi/ffxiv-datamining/blob/master/csv/Mount.csv
Column 20 for everything, for example.
There was a huge slash animation for the skeleton associated with Exdeath that was probably intended for Golbez whenever he shows up. The two share a skeleton.
Deep
Dungeon
They could make kino with the Train, Warring Triad and Kefka tho
Your party for the current normal/alliance raid is:
>Big Fish
>The Ultimate Legend
>The Emblazoned
>The Trinity
>Honest Gillionaire
>no title
>Lone Hero
>The Heart of the Party
Who's most likely to die to mechanics?
the ultimate legend
no title will carry then leave the nanosecond the boss dies, making you question if he was even there
everyone, since I'm about to bait this tankbuster where everyone is standing
Trinity
>Be me
>'The Sword of Eorzea'
>on Monk
I also do Big Fish. On my alt. On Bard.
Speaking of, there are only two acceptable titles:
>(no title)
>Mahjong Master
Every other title is a massive redflag and shows everyone around you that you're a massive shitter.
You LITERALLY CANNOT refute this.
>The Luckiest of Lords
>some group posted on >reddit about getting this
>it took so long that one of them literally died before they finished it
Bros I don't feel so good...
Fricking hell I completely forgot about those double Black person treasure dungeons
>he doesn't use the most stereotypical scrub title only to be the mvp
>He's not a House Fortemps Knight
Pathetic
<Pure White>
She's perfect for defilement
>he doesn't use <Z>
>Z is one of the only titles that's not the same in Japanese
>it's <the Zeta>
What were they thinking
The devs changed it from Zeta to Z in 2022 february, to support Russia
ARR was on like 100 simultaneous levels of not checking its fricking homework compared to the Japanese version, Haurchefant and Nael are most often cited as being so egregious that they forced the JP wing to look more closely at what EN was doing for localizing and somebody got shuffled around and fired for the poor job. There was the recent change to Moenbryda's minion description too along with one or two others
there is absolutely nothing wrong with Tank Technician
>The Reaper
>main job is Reaper
based and edgepilled
I use Shadowbringer while using the Shadowbringer weapon, you can't stop me.
>Shadowbringer title
>Shadowbringer weapon
>Shadowbringer ability
How many more layers of Shadowbringer can you get?
Shadowbringers song playing
>constant loop of ONE BRINGS SHADOW ONE BRING THE LIGHT while playing
you need to be named Shadow Bringer
Shame the Manderville greatsword looks like shit
I think it looks pretty decent. It's certainly not the worst Manderville weapon NIN
Almost every single NIN weapon is overdesigned garbage
The TOP NIN weapon is super garish too its great
we had a good run with the Resistance weapons, at least
NIN was the first relic I finished (the HW one) and holy shit does the completed relic look awful
Sandungs is unironically the worst weapon in the entire game, what the frick were they thinking
the completed mnk eureka relic is the worst one
t. have it
oh yeah that's pretty awful too
most final Eureka weapons blow ass, come to think of it
I think they all literally do
Can't think of a good hydatos weapon
I like the mch one. Matches my glamour.
I like the spear
But you get the Pyros weapons on the way which are some of the best monk weapons in the game
Pyros katana looks great too
DRG has the best Manderville weapon
It makes up for Abel's Lance being a really weird glaive
WRONG, MCH has the best one, DRG's sucks
?
Nin is great
they're too fat
I use <The Heaven's Legend> even though it's a shit title because I have it and you don't.
>dies to every other mechanic in Sophia Unreal
>gets unbelievably butthurt when someone laughs at his Legend title
>pay for a legend title
>people see the title and either assume you're a good player or assume you got a carry
>laugh at you when you inevitably frick up
what's the point
>assume you're a good player
this never happens, it's a mark of shame at this point
just because you spend 100 hours progging a hard fight doesn't mean you're expected to perfectly execute mechanics in an easier fight you've only progged for two hours.
Sophia is one of the easiest extremes in the game and somehow you morons still frick it up
>giving a shit what toxic casuals have to say
Its unironically sour grapes. Just let them be moronic.
I don't get posts like this. I've cleared all the ultimates (besides TOP obviously), but does that make me invincible? Frick no
I'll get something like Copied Factory in Alliance roulette and I'd have no fricking clue what to do cause its something I haven't touched in two years.
I've gotten shit for fricking up or trying out new specs in WoW while being in the top guild on the server. It's definitely a thing.
Usually from jealous mid-core b***hes who think they're better than they are.
I grief random PF parties whenever I feel like learning a new job. I reckon some of the people there must have thought I bought my clears lmao, doesn't stop me
The BLU titles are cool though
Blue Ranger is my permanent title even though I have legends, necro, lone hero, big fish, and trinity
i switch between Tournament Leader and Moneybags myself
I am a ~~*Business Associate*~~ currently
>He's not <The Arbiter>
I use it because i'm a big fan of Lobotomy corporation/Library of ruina.
It's the sole reason i grinded it as soon as CC dropped
If your name isn't some variation of Binah or Garion then get the frick out of my face.
Jack of All Cards took me long enough to get, by god I'm using it.
>My friend when he had to do E12 100+ times to get the card
I use Hope's Legacy.
I wish Nanamo's butt was resting on my arm.
I somehow managed to get <Ravenous Wolf> after playing alot of CC
Hoping for <Alpha Wolf> one day
>Philanthropist
I'm using the one you get for beating DSR, since I spent half a year on it, and that's the only thing I have to show for that time spent.
And if TOP takes even longer?
I like to use this expansion tank tittle because I got it right at the start of EW because I play WAR a lot
I still use Zhloe's Best Friend, but I'll swap it out for a while when I get The Alpha Legend
Bro, your <Big Fish>?
>”dude, catch these legendary arr fish”
Okay how?
>”xd”
Guess i’ll just have to figure it out.
https://ff14fish.carbuncleplushy.com/
>Gigi's Best Friend
>will die
The Ultimate Legend
The Heart of the Party
>sucks but manages to stay alive somehow
Big Fish
The Trinity
>won't die
Honest Gillionaire
The Emblazoned
>fricks, says nothing, leaves
Lone Hero
no title
the one with the crown next to their name
What abilities are these? I'm pretty sure I've never seen them before even though I've gotten every class to 90
those are achievement icons bro
Have you never noticed that all of the achievement icons are abilities?
not all of them
Some cheevos have custom icons
bro your TOP clear?
middle is Horrid Roar, DRG pvp skill
this might be the shittiest ultimate yet. ive done ucob and uwu, and watched the other 2. i can remember the hype while watching alexander and DSR was just the perfect raid. this fight is so disjointed and theres no extra lore, the most we got is "le machine is using dynamis!!!" which is moronic.
im sure it must be fun to play though. its just shit presentation and lore wise.
I'm only raiding 3x/week (was enough to kill DSR on patch) and so far it's not fun to play. The first phase is incredibly annoying
I'm seeing more and more dps trying to pull on dungeon runs, what the frick is going on? Not on low level dungeons on 80+.
It's not as though I'm lagging behind as a tank, I'm keeping up but they keep using their skills to warp forward, pull and then act surprised when they get fricked by pulling aggro and instantly dying.
Is the playerbase becoming more moronic?
if you aren't wall to walling you're not tanking right
That's not it, it's them running ahead with dps warp skills, reaper, dancer e.t.c. pulling and getting smacked by aggro.
Yeah I just say "lol" in the chat box now and keep pressing on, what's the point in asking what they're doing when 95% of people don't use the ingame chat anymore.
Just let them die, if they aggro stuff and make it hard for you to round it up then don't, keep going to the next pack.
They'll learn or leave, going ahead makes things slower because the tank has to run around trying to aggro everything before moving on.
A dps pulling ahead is expected to use stuff like Arm's Length before the pull, and to move that group to you. Everyone is just following what they think they saw and making things worse for their group.
Wasn't DSR like a month? I doubt you can say this will pass it after less than a week.
it was only 6 or 7 days for dsr
Oh I guess I must have fallen for some shitpost about the WF cheating or something.
the only fights that lasted that long were the first coil and gordias
>watching random people do an MMO fight
>not figuring out the fight yourself
._.
>not figuring out the fight yourself
>Okay so we have to tether the two healers with McDebuff Downs to the corner and face away from the boss when it does Mig Strike II to the north and then come back in with invuln from the previous phase and bait the aoes from the left with the off tank and
That's fun to do in extreme and savage but ultimate blind is just asking for suffering
plus you need a static. i did asphodelos w1 blind with pf, thats just not doable if you're going for ultimates.
Lad, even the World's first raiders are all watching each other do the mechanics.
Whoever is first through a mechanic, the others all watch to see what to do.
They might try to blind prog for a while at first but they all go back after their session and review the mechanics up to their prog points and the next mechanic in the fight if it's been progged.
Why do you think there are teams not streaming? They don't want their figuring out of mechanics to be viewable for starters and for other teams to catch up.
I just don't get it. Maybe the fight would take a long time for you to solve on your own. Maybe even a year. But you will be playing for a year more (most likely). Why cheat yourself out of the satisfaction of learning the fight yourself?
you dont have to "get" everything you fricking autist.
Why are you so upset?
aight, time to not touch pvp for 6 months again
Is it dyeable
Extremely poorly
yeah but it's the metal parts
would go on a lalafel purge with
best way to grind for this and do I still got time?
Crystalline Conflict and yeah, season is still fresh
Thanks guys, just did my first CC and we won, much more fun than the shitshow frontline
just take your time and don't overdo it, otherwise you'll burn out fast
Make sure to ignore ranked, the rewards are awful and higher ranks are infested with wintrader trannies.
CC, casual or ranked. It does not matter if you win or lose, just choose which one pop-up the fastest and farm. You have plenty of time.
I do a frontline and cc a day
iwantafemlalaeb
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iwantafemlalaeb
>only melee that have an "advanced guide" on the balance are mnk and rpr
reaper secretly high iq confirmed?
why is it in unity????????
>kept dying on synched Bahumat 4
I feel so fricking bad for my party, bros. I was Summoner and anytime I hit me the floor I wanted to die irl.
just in case anyone tells you no one's paying attention to people
I do and I remember this stuff.
I hope you do. I deserve it.
good mindset
>guildie invites me to a practice run of final coil turn 3 yesterday
>guy explaining tactics keeps giving different markers to stack on during blackfire
>blm keeps getting the ice buff but doesn't bother intercepting the fireball
>ninja stands on the dps blackfire marker during the whole fight and never attacks the boss
at this point I'm convinced people join pug groups just to waste everybody elses time
I gotta be honest, I don't like how titles are implemented in this game. WoW spoiled me.
I like being able to flip between them on a job-by-job basis with macros. Otherwise I'd just have <The Azure Dragoon> on permanently.
I like using <Green Eyes> because I don't have green eyes so I'm basically like the Joker
twisted fricking psychopath
devilish
>3.75M plots in the Goblet that overlook a boring canyon view
Whoever decided which plots were "prime" plots was smoking the good shit.
sex with e-girls of every race
>no roe kids
>no bunny kids
>no male kittens
darn
I think there's a Roe kid in the game. In the Lochs, at the salt mine, there's a Hellsguard woman and right next to her is a little girl that has the same hair, skin, and eye color. Then there's a Highlander guy next to them that says "If only your father were here to see this," which makes it clear it's not meant to be his daughter. I figure it's clearly meant to be the Hellsguard's daughter. Which makes sense. I think a young Roe would just look like a slightly older-than-their-age Hyur, maybe with a weird skin tone.
Kind of like how the Lalafell kids we've seen are just smaller-than-normal Lalafell.
>got past Dog 2 finally
Now I just gotta piece this together into an actual clear run, and THEN the suffering process starts all over. I love video games.
>tfw Krile's English VA sounds like my aunt
phase 2 ain't that bad
how did you get a group that didn't die to snakes 1 every pull. what are your secrets
Its gonna pass DSR's clear time. I reckon its going to have a lower clear rate than DSR cause shit loads of people who clear ultimate by brute force are going to be filtered by the dps checks. Like those guys who take months and months to clear one.
Crafters rev up those tinctures
you can just wait for the 6.5 dungeon gear then
True that, I reckon that'll be when TOP PFing will be viable
holy hell i just bought the full game and the title screen went straight to the Endwalker title and it's so loud.
Is there a way to change it to something else permanently?
>tfw no Heavensward Kino
simplecheats in quicklauncher can remember the title screen you choose
You don't know loud if you weren't here for ShB
just be glad it isnt HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME RIDING HOOOOMMMMEEEE
That's great wtf
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
>didnt start during shadowland
RIDING HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE like a thousand fricking suns explodes
Why no SAM in this new ultimate?
Bro? Your cute femlala samurai?
most of the team comps are going towards samurai and other less buffed jobs because TOP makes you hit the raid buff/debuff hard limit
Teams are already dropping their PLDs, DNCs, SGEs and SMNs for buff limit and dps reasons. Its pretty crazy how the dps checks are forcing teams to change comp. Pots are mandatory in TOP and not an extra it seems
No they are not lol. The buff cap isn’t a big as of deal. Still a thing SE needs to address
Anon it is absolutely a big deal that you can dodge your own Riddle of Earth because you hit the buff cap in the fight.
people are not gonna drop pld and dnc in a world first race you fricking moron lmao.
neverland dropped both, idiot
Hissatsu: Kaiten (dodge) since 6.1
Okay what about cute femlala MCHs?!
all the homosexuals who b***h and moan about Kaiten never even played sam
Made it to Omega M&F lads
First trio cleared on stream
https://clips.twitch.tv/HyperAveragePoultryDerp-2vWWjtlIMibxvFvp
>not everyone got dynamis buff
think they need to rethink their placements and its gonna be something like Weapons Refrain (garuda)
They still don't know what they are working for, if dynamis buffs needed for lb3 then maybe not everyone needs it.
Was it figured out the trigger for it?
Yeah, you can see it bouncing a second before the clip happens. There seems to be some kind of priority system and you might want to feed dynamis to specific players as I don't believe everyone getting it is possible.
>tfw no Au Ra gf in bawdglam to raid TOP with
This but femlala
those thighs godDAMN
Thighs and tummy are the two things femlalas have going for them
What about them
why can't femlalas be real bros
What would you do with them????
I would impregnate every single one of them and create a many half human babies
let them handle my finances
What if you get a useless femlala that's only good with wieners
thats fine, she can play to her strengths
?
>have gotten over $100 in cash shop stuff as well as some free games just from pretending I'm a woman in this game
>Gear up Reaper, ready and excited for the fight
>Turns out it's trash and you can only clear using meta jobs
Thanks Square...
There's 3 RPRs in the top 20, not like you can't go RPR
You not clearing has nothing to do with Reaper not being meta.
>several groups have reaper instead of dragoon
>they have all made it to phase 5
why lie?
I wish Femlala looked like this
I wish lalas looked like their dark evil souls so no one would pretend to like them.
I want them to be cute
they already are
god fricking damn.
>implying that's not half the appeal
Lies and slander.
>coming up on day 6 of prog
How much longer till it matches DSR?
Play DRG! Frick NIN, Frick RPR, Frick MNK, and FRICK SAM
Sure, but you have to make it works like in HW again.
This doesn't look like a proud Ishgardian Dragoon...
Ultimates should have each phase as different instaces people can queue in. It's unfair to do 15 minutes of work to see a new mechanic.
the marathon nature is half the difficulty
It'd be easier than Savage if you did that lol
That'd make it easier than extremes.
please give me gil
Housingbro...
I put a bid in on a vacant medium today, my number was 5. Here's hoping.
Shit engine
Shit game
Shit ""players"" (read: troon erpers)
Its over. dead game
Brainlet here
How do I find my pizza slice during that attack where Rubicante cleaves half of the arena and the 8 dudes need to pair up into four slices?
It's the hardest part of the fight for me, yes even harder than the numbers thing at the end.
Depends on what strat your group is using.
groups im in put markers down. its ass relative. if youre on the outer left pie slice, look at tje bosses left ass cheek and take outer one. melee are generally in and ranged are generally out
Looking at his hitbox helps me. It has those little arrows on the side to show you have to be behind that. Also the part separating flank/rear should help with the middle two slices.
Also I guess markers should help if people manage to actually aim their line AOEs through them, so you can just stand between them.
sexo with Brayflox
The TL;DR sumary of the fight is Omega manages to capture Alpha and get the dynamis (heart) energy he needs to travel to the Alphatron star and proceeds to do just that, you fight him transformed into a spaceship while he travels, then you fight him again once you reach the Alphatron star (which is in ruins in the background), then he fuses with Alpha and fights you again
source: I'm schizophrenic
we know the final phase is Omega fused with Alpha, at least
the spaceship is not a phase
>you fight him transformed into a spaceship while he travels, then you fight him again once you reach the Alphatron star (which is in ruins in the background)
so its the Kil'jaden fight from tomb of soakgeras?
you can see the spaceship in the final phase leaks, it's just background clutter
seems really weird to make such a detailed new model just to use as background fluff
but it's not a new model. you can see it in sigma dreamscape after the first boss
moron. Alpha allows Omega to absorb him so Alpha and omega can fight as one.
>reach new phase
>instawipe to barely telegraphed mechanic vomit
ultimates sure look fun haha
Yeah, stop being a b***h.
You will never experience blind prog so it'll never affect you. RWF gays get this masochism while 99% of ultimate raiders won't
>Kneesocks: On
>Sissy hypno porn: Blasting
Yep it's ziv time.
the way goblins talk in this game is really cute
Brayflox has a mountain of love letters for a reason.
Wonder what she looks like under that mask. Isn't she supposed to be really attractive by goblin standards?
Yeah, even attractive by normal standards
even roes and hyurs are in love with her.
Game needs more goblins.
Uplanders aren't ready for the bigglysplash more gobbiefolk would make
I want to frick tiny femlala
>I ought to call the Yellowjackets
>ought to
Implying she's not going to. Are we in, boys?
Femlalas are bawds
wouldn't have it any other way
Really?
i don't see a ring on my finger
I want to put a ring on your finger
sex
I'm burning through pots like crazy
Be sure to prog dilligently
Mr Merchant make Moonlight Aethersands even cheaper please
I'm alternating on the nodes which one I gather between the Earthbreaks and Moonlights, the next tier of food/pots will want the Earthbreaks in all likelihood.
how do I impress a Xaela girl? Cook her some buuz?
i usually just do the msq and stop playing. what do you guys do in this game? what is your carrot?
But the game is easy and has no game play.
The UWU weapons are the only Ultimate weapons that don't look like complete fricking garbage.
I disagree.
For the vast majority of them I'd rather just have the original relic. I wish Amakura and Needle had a non-UWU version though.
the weird thing is that they do in the game files, they just aren't properly obtainable
nyooo but my hecking masturbation jokearino.......
Wonder if they just forgot about them, considering they added the rpr and sage thordan ex/alphascape weapons
only because the original relics already had all sorts of crazy glow effects
ucob tea and uwu are pretty good, dsr is god awful.
TEA frickin sucks
not for me
t. war
yes for you, for everyone
TOP weapons are mogging all the old ones
>But they're so garish
Exactly
>7 hour thread
>on fricking Ganker
Can you trannies frick off with this dead game? Obviously nobody cares.
not even close to the oldest thread on the board
he's probably one of those soijak party nogs that raids ancient threads on the dead boards like /po/ just to kill them
every time someone says "Ganker was always this bad," I will think of this post
This isn't even a nuGanker problem. It's just way easier to buy proxies and organize now, so you get groups of schizos like these.
What do you all think of this Paladin outfit I made
not bad at all but why's the picture grainy
kings honor friend
I do not like the Rinascita helmet, not with this or anything
I hate that they have the visor be some sort of only half-face deal while adding a metal mask behind it. It looks wierd af.
Understandable. I like it though because it sorta reminds me of Mazinger and I needed to switch out the Cryptlurker helmet i've had on for the past 2 years.
I'm not sure actually. I have Gshade but that's just to up the contrast and give the game some color. Might be the Snipping tool I used fricking with the pic somehow.
Rinascita Boots of Fending
Thanks bros
what boots?
snazzy
Snazzy
Put DRK’s in their place
>join small fc
>get asked to do maps with them right off the bat and join their disc server
>no one is talking
>no one is in voice channel in the fc discord
>ask about it
>apparently they have their own separate disc server and they're all in call together except me
>leave fc after maps
>leader genuinely can't understand why
I just want to play the game with people
My FC organises art parties and costume parties and shit at the FC house but its all done through discord. I'm guessing its just easier that way
why do they have 2 discords lmao, 1 discord is enough for an fc
ain't no fun like clique fun
god damn do I ever not miss guilds
i dont understand people making a clique within an fc when fc's are already cliques, i would never make another discord for people already in my fricking fc let alone the fc discord that just sounds redundant.
you have to remember, lots of people in MMOs are socially stunted morons or literal high schoolers.
i guess and maybe i just filter out people i think are absolute spergs by default idk.
from his post i'm assuming the other one is some inner circle secret club server
Obviously to exclude everyone except their friend circle. I've been in several fcs in the past like this. I've been without one for like 6 months now because the last one exploded over drama. It sucks
My thought too and the leader didn't even deny it when he msged me after, just didn't understand why I thought it was a big deal? Gee maybe I don't want to do content with 7 people not even acknowledging I exist or willing to even invite me for the call
Just wait until you join a discord server that uses mumble
Discord's voice call is fricking laughable and god damn trash. Mumble is actually good at voice comms.
Discord's shitty cancelation software that is on by default for everyone is so god awful
Who knew that Epic Gamer Dude pedo furries who just wanted to avoid paying for Slack could shit something that's mediocre
>>>/vg/
why is every rube fc obsessed with doing maps?
fc is for casual content
maps are casual content
free money
chance at even bigger free money + crafting materials
gambling
So, why are you still paying for this garbage?
how many years ago was this announcement, how are you still mad (fake gamer rage) about that
What? answer the question, you gay. Explain why are you still paying for literal garbage
pretending to be confused by what i said means you're either an actual ape or you're fourteen years old
lalafell
why are you still posting this? If you played the game you would know its modded
Can you answer the question? Why are you paying money for literal garbage?
you save pictures of men for free
Can you answer the question, gay? Why do you pay to consume literal trash?
why don't you post more pictures of genderbending men you have saved on your hard drive to prove that the people you're yelling at are those people
Stop replying to this moron. I'm pretty sure he's a dbzHispanic or something. See this same type of spam in other threads he doesn't like like the SMT ones.
you're right actually. we're similar creatures, attentionprostitutes. except i'm a force for good
i'm reveling in the fact that he has all of barry's tired bait in his folder and seems to think the attention is worth attaching himself creatively to a mouthbreathing aboriginal
Wish lalas had harvin proportions.
this guy is the shitposting equivalent of snapping your fingers in somebody's face and going HUH??? WHA??? over and over
Its genuinely a simple question. Why are you paying for literal dogshit? Why are you avoiding the question?
Cumming onto Au Ra!
You aren't worthy
But they line up for it!
Bro? Your Miqote?
I guess they can get some too provided theywork for it!
a cat is fine too
Lala > cat
cat (wide)
Literal fat cats...
>do something heavily significant in the MSQ
>pray return to the rising stones
>'what did you see, warrior of light?'
>wol does default explain emote, camera pans up, fade to black
>everyone takes turns /thinking
>'let's go to this place next! what say you, warrior of light?'
>wol punches fist
>alphinaud nods
>thancred nods
>alphinaud nods
>wol nods
>thancred nods
>wol nods
>tataru nods
>enter next zone where you have to spend time befriending generic village #72 by doing chores for them because the village chief is a grump
sounds like a rpg gameplay loop
sounds like a dogshit game
man it feels good to be enjoying an MMO that makes brazillian shitters seethe eternally
>all the hispanics stick to Primal and I never see them on Aether
Isn't it great? Unlike WoW where I unironically became racist because I was forcefully paired with favela monkeys whenever I used LFG.
Nobody who plays WoW has anything positive to say about South Americans.
i haven't played wow since legion and i have an opinion on ragnaros server
Ragnaros
Quel'tha'Las
and the 3rd one I forget
You knew you were in for a bad time. I started asking people to type out how their day went in good english to filter out BRs with basic english skills when I put together M+ groups.
The sad part is all the terrible ones caught on and server transferred to US servers so now the hue players are usually decent and picking people from US servers are a gamble
>Look at catalog
>Bunch of uncensored porn spam
Ah so it's just the homosexual discord back at it again.
Why is it so hard to post images lately, I always have to wait a bunch of time before Ganker stops eating my posts with pics attached.
I prefer bunny boys
homosexual or lonely woman
The first one
are any of the hroth players cool homos or are they all annoying furgays that nobody can stand but themselves
I personally don't like any of them and the only ones who have messaged me ever are creepy weirdos
why do i only get horny for female midlanders and not the other races
Probably into fluoride stare mogoloids
He didn't say catgirls
you think I could make money selling Necromancer to people?
Maybe? It's very expensive in comparison to any other xiv boost except early new ultimate clears
It is a pretty fricking big time investment. If I had to do it all myself it would be like 8 hours and even then there's still a chance for failure purely due to RNG.
remember, that now that its 6.31
>every sunset
>every trip to shirogane
>every gold saucer game
>every expert roulette
you WILL date a lalafell. good luck on your house lottery
I'm just going for a 0 bid small again. I got memed last time by some fricker who 50/50'd me surrounded by empty 0 bid houses
Same thing happened to me last time. Why the frick do they do this?
I vented to my friend and he reckons the other guy was just trying to relocate and liked the plot. We got very unlucky
>good luck on your house lottery
Don't need it, I bid on a Goblet small that sat unmolested last lottery too. I know because it's right next to my FC house.
In 7 hours.
Arthars' group is pretty crazy, they caught up to everyone after losing their 8th
never underestimate the determination of an incomprehensible chinaman
Their SCH swapped to SMN to accommodate their unexpected replacement and plays it perfectly well. SMN bros...
it's 3 fricking keys now, 3
WoW tier shit
It’s not 3 unless you’re a grey parser. You wouldn’t even be able to do all of your summons with three keys
What a joke. People say SMN and DNC are the easiest jobs, and they are. But there's a gap between those two lol. Its so fricked now, I hope they add complexity in 7.0
(You)
I dropped SMN back during ShB before the rework because I couldn't keep up with the rotation once phoenix was unlocked, but after coming back and seeing they butchered my boy I just felt like Yoshi was insulting my intelligence.
They really went overboard when trying to make SMN playable.
Everything up to that point has been solved and teams that are at 2nd trio are 1 day further than everyone else.
>heh, some salty cuck couldn't handle it and b***hed out
>see the reason
o-oh.. I'm sorry ;-;
What's the reason?
I heard he had to go to the hospital but nothing else
It was his mom that went to the hospital and is supposedly in critical condition
>put sexy maid mod on my bunboy
>can't stop staring at his ass
I gotta be careful with these
>lottery number: 1
>current participants: 1
it's finally habbening
*bids on your plot too*
*loses*
results are out?
in 7 hours
>pre release footage Menphina looked like a mongoloid with hydrochepalus
>she’s actually the best Goddess
Feels pretty goos to be a Mephinachad.
Cute.
what's next for /ourgirl/?
Prrrrobably going away for some reason and then not showing up in the game anymore.
Sadly.
Would TOP be considered harder than DSR if it takes longer to clear? I know UCOB took ages but no one knew what Ultimate would be like
From what we've seen so far it's trending towards being harder, it really depends on what the last 40% of the fight holds. DSR had doth and double dragons that ramped up the difficulty and prog time near the end and we obviously have no idea how long TOP is.
Unless the final phase is a giga freebie i'm going to say it ends up absolutely harder.
It's gonna filter anyone who can't dps until 6.5. I can't remember how long DSR took to clear but I don't think TOP's going to be cleared on Monday either
So far p5 of TOP have more pulls than DSR p6 and p7 combined and we are still only at 2nd trio.
Neverland had over 600 pulls on DSR and they are now over 700 in TOP with only 60-70% of the fight done.
Frick man DSR took me so long to clear, TOP is going to be months
It depends, because the difficulty might be because there's some esoteric mechanic that stops being hard once it's figured out rather than pure mechanical complexity.
There's nothing so far that would make the fight easier, probably will make it even harder when you will know what to do with dynamis buffs.
>6 weeks of P8S later
>Still haven't rolled above a 43 on the weapon chest
Next week for sure, right guys?
Sorry bro. Two more weeks for a guarantee.
Ultimates are around 18 minutes long, they got a long ass way to go.
I kinda want to buy some stuff like this out of Etsy
nice false wood table, poor liberalgay
is there a black mage thats doing this?
Peridot swapped to BLM for the dps check
The one in kindred group, pretty amazing stuff and dps checks are now jokes as in they are clearing them with 1 weakness.
Does this game have a class that dual wields swords?
Corsair will
Corsair has a sword in one hand and a pistol in the other.
>Proofs???
I saw it in a dream
Same bro except it's called hunter
Sorry bro it's a phy ranged job
Not in ff12
RPR is already Bloodborne
*tips hat*
Not with fricking maiming sets
Cryptlurker is bloodborne.
Only scouting and striking are
>using tomestone as glam
That makes it bad?
pleb gear
show us your glam anon, right now
Corsair is already in the game and it's called Machinist.
Proof: Rostnsthal
Love to see the Corsair cope. Pretty much like the Time Mage / Chemist / Necromancer cope.
Is it really a cope to say that AST used to be a time mage healer?
No, thats the correct take. The cope is morons thinking we will get time mage when AST exists and literally have clock weapons.
But I dont blame them, they gutted every single skill that could remind AST of time mage.
cor will never be in this game cause ast takes its gambling/cards identity and mch takes its gun identity.
You mean Musketeer.
Ninja dual wielding long blades is the closest you'll get. Their blades are the length of what's in the image and they have two of them
Looks more like a rogue instead of a duelist unfortunately.
Yeah it actually evolves from the rogue class. It's half melee half caster so completely different to a duellist.
The closest to a duellist is red mage which uses a rapier, but that's also mostly caster plus a bit of melee
>Most groups only have a week off work/school to do the ultimate
Unless something wild happens today you can fully expect this to maybe even take another week to clear
>Check recruitment channels
>Still a ton of statics looking for members
So what, there's not enough ultimate raiders out there to fill in all groups or did one or two people get cold feet in their statics after a week?