>it's the players fault and lazy dev that could not flip a switch for FOUR YEARS
Hat mod gives viera 1500+ wearable hats with practical holes for no clipping. Make of that what you will.
absolutely degenerate mother fuckers. I had to take a sick day to fucking play today. these fucking homeless fucking asshole without a job. degenerate behavior
>if you modify the game in an unintended way with 3rd party plugins you're cheating
yes
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Cheating involves gaining some kind of advantage, ESL moron.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>As stated in the terms of service for FINAL FANTASY XIV: the use of third-party tools is strictly prohibited.
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/36c4d699763603fadd2e61482b0c5d56cb2e4547
God dammit, first thing, sent back to Meghaduta. When they send me to this fucking place I just sit in my den constantly saying, "GOING TO THE OLLLLLLL'MEGADOOTY" all fucking day and my girlfriend thinks that I'm crazy.
Non-white here asking seriously:
Where did the meme that white people can't handle Hispanicy food came from? Every single white person I know eats super Hispanicy food like it was crack or something. Like all the ultra Hispanicy cultivars are made by white people and all those sauces as well. I would rather not eat for a day than eat a whole Jalapeno. >inb4 ESL
I did my best.
I think the trope comes from when the British took India into the Empire. Presumably the Anglo aristocrats of the era that went to administrate British India weren't used to the Hispanicy food that was common there.
>Where did the meme that white people can't handle Hispanicy food came from?
White women don't eat anything even very lightly Hispanicy, while white men tend to try challenging each other to eat extremely Hispanicy food as a dick measuring competition. Black men only have experience with white women, so they extrapolate that all white people don't eat Hispanicy food and the meme was born from that. I'm being serious.
Is it an USA thing? I live in Germany and white woman seem to use just as much Hispanicy sauces as guys I've met. A friend's ex-girlfriend even carried her own sauce in a belt superpocket thingy, I don't know what it's called, but I tried it once and had to kept milk in my mouth for a minute and she mocked me incessantly.
Maybe just a USA thing, or certain breeds of white people. I used to get these little "chicken dippers" things from Lee's Fried Chicken, which are basically just chicken nuggets but with more meat than usual. My mom literally told me that they're too Hispanicy. I couldn't even detect a trace of Hispaniciness in them. My wife is almost as bad.
Ah, I see. Odd though, I've never been there but I was under the impression people in the USA loved Hispanicy food since that's where that Hispanicy sauces youtube videos are from.
Probably. There are no morons in the place where I live.
What a lucky life my friend. I don't like blacks either. To be honest me and my friends suspect everyone hates them everywhere based on our travels.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I was under the impression people in the USA loved Hispanicy food since that's where that Hispanicy sauces youtube videos are from.
Most men do. Most women don't, especially white women.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>To be honest me and my friends suspect everyone hates them everywhere based on our travels.
There has to be a reason...
Nobody hates black people but everyone hates morons.
Maybe just a USA thing, or certain breeds of white people. I used to get these little "chicken dippers" things from Lee's Fried Chicken, which are basically just chicken nuggets but with more meat than usual. My mom literally told me that they're too Hispanicy. I couldn't even detect a trace of Hispaniciness in them. My wife is almost as bad.
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This just gives me MCU vibes >oh fuck can't think of a new plot >you know that very specific plot device/character that was a footnote in movie 1? let's make a whole movie where it's suddenly the most important thing in the universe
What was the question?
Why must everything be answered and revealed?
Do you expect a real life arc about discovering the true origin of the antikythera mechanism or the pyramids? Can we not leave SOME mystery in the FANTASY game?
I've seen your kind, time and time again. Every fleeing man must be caught. Every secret must be unearthed. Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed seeker of truth. But in the end, you lack the stomach. For the agony you'll bring upon yourself...
why wouldn't the heart of sabik be relevant, it was mentioned early on and now has been alluded to with White Stone Black and the patch artwork; obviously it would be relevant for this content
What was the question?
Why must everything be answered and revealed?
Do you expect a real life arc about discovering the true origin of the antikythera mechanism or the pyramids? Can we not leave SOME mystery in the FANTASY game?
I've seen your kind, time and time again. Every fleeing man must be caught. Every secret must be unearthed. Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed seeker of truth. But in the end, you lack the stomach. For the agony you'll bring upon yourself...
go back to the official forums and cry you gay lmao you're so obvious
>Lahabrea's entire plot to kill you revolves around this one thing very early in the game >He nearly succeeds, and defending you from the weapon powered by it basically knocks Hydaelyn out of the story all the way until Endwalker
I think it's totally fine for that same character using the same item in the past. Comparing this to Marvel is brain rot.
There are *some* spears that look big-ish.
Look up the Cryptlurker spear, that's about as big as it gets.
For some reason Japanese devs have 0 experience with real weapons so they think bows are dexterity-based instead of strength, and that you just whip a spear around in a circle instead of thrusting. I'd say Dragoon always looks more "finesse" than heavy. But if you're going to play the game you'll do it anyway eventually.
I hope the next expansion is just the WoL joining the Students of Baldesion and just going on a dumb Indiana Jones treasure hunting trip to the new world or Mercydia. Krile's new job could be Archaeologist or something
binary light/dark is coincidentally rehashed from E7 and will likely just be as uninteresting if it amounts to deciding whether you have to be standing in your specific gay baby jail/aoe to not die
an expansion of light/dark moon stacks from tsukuyomi would've been far better but god forbid we ask pf raiders to count numbers again after p7s
>every second they were in that mech was the equivalent of a thousand years of slowly being turned inside out and skinned with a potato peeler as their soul was vaporized from existence
>No new BLU stuff until 6.45
I guess I'll just wait until 6.55 or 7.0 before I resub since the artifact weapon grind is shit this expansion and I don't give two fucks about raiding or IS
>upset
Not upset. I felt baited into imagining the possibility of a gigantic matron's thighs only to find out it's a guy and probably as thick as byregot
>Athena = Ultima >Ultima = Ultima >Ultima (spell) = Ultima >Ultima Weapon = Ultima >Altima = Ultima >Artemis/Artemicia/Ultimecia = Ultima
ARE THERE ANY OTHER ULTIMAS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
It's excruciating to level up but becomes extremely fun once you hit 60.
It's the less automatic dps job though, if you want big numbers you gotta put a bit of work.
my ilvl is only 610. I have 1500 causality rocks. Should I buy head, hands and feet? Or do the msq dungeon first and see if I can roll stuff from there? I wanted to do the raid but I'm ilvl locked
>thancred and urianger are WoLxZero shippers
this looked very funny with my lalaboy
also what the fuck were they talking about at the end there? I assume their "client" has something to do with 7.0?
>Touching a mine that floats across the arena in the Magitek Rearguard encounter now causes it to blow up in a delayed yellow AoE that you can easily dodge out of. It used to just blow up instantly.
one more dungeon ruined because trust rework
No. the rock comes from space and it amplify someone desire. aka laha wish to save the star, so he became crazy because he was always near the rock. Athena was crazy evil bitch from the start.
so I take it the entire thing is garbage? no lahabrea fight to make up for hw's blunder, msq went nowhere as always and they introduced like the 7th Ultima in the story
sounds like business as usual for post EW content
Anon, I don't know how long you've played or followed patches and interviews, but SE has never been self-aware about contradictions in their design of healers.
except it didn't work, OCE fags and SEAdogs still play on NA or JP anyway like they have done since 2.0
it's never going to change unless they go full IP ban to force people into their regions
>New major patch. >Instead of discussing the new content, /vg/ schizos are melting down and tilting at windmills over zodiark trancers yet again.
Do you fags even play the fucking game? I hate /vg/ shitters so much it's unreal.
NOOOOOO WE HAVE TO WIN OUR WAR AGAINST SOME OFFICIAL FORUMS SHITPOSTERS!!! IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO POST ABOUT SHITVEYOND-MEMES ALL DAY THAN IT IS TO PLAY THE NEW RAID!!! I NEED TO WIN THE EPIC INTERNET WAR!!!
Game is dead Jim, 1.4million players, lost a good chunk of the "new" players and most of their base consist of bots and trial accounts.
NOOOOOO WE HAVE TO WIN OUR WAR AGAINST SOME OFFICIAL FORUMS SHITPOSTERS!!! IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO POST ABOUT SHITVEYOND-MEMES ALL DAY THAN IT IS TO PLAY THE NEW RAID!!! I NEED TO WIN THE EPIC INTERNET WAR!!!
SO DON'T ACT LIKE I'M YOUR FRIEND
YOSHIDAAAAAAAA.....
TRANCE!!!!
>NOOOO I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SHIT MY ZODIARK TRANCE ALL OVER THE THREADS!!! >STOP OUTTING MEE AAHHHHHH!!!!!!
>He's unironically Yoshida trancing instead of playing the new patch.
KEK. What a fucking retard. I hope you get the entire MSQ spoiled for being a drama-addicted RETARD who doesn't play the game, like a fucking RETARD you RETARDED RETARD.
>Responds with inane babble.
Sorry too busy playing the new raid with my FC. You should go back to /vg/ so you can cry about Zodiark trancers with the other fags who don't actually play content.
When did you realize that the spam about zodiark trancers is a deliberate attempt to get these threads autosaged? We have a new patch today and yet retards like this continue having imaginary arguments with some schizo doomers from the official forums.
Cry about it
Go back to your discord
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>If you want to talk about the game's new content which we've been anticipating for months you're a discord raider who needs to leave. >These threads are solely for /vg/ ERPers to sperg out about their official forums bogeymen.
Exterminate /xivg/ posters with no mercy.
Dragon Ball is popular in the whole world and a household name in a majority of countries. FFXIV is a shitty clone of a terrible Blizzard game and remains basically unknown outside of the niche audience that still plays this dead genre. Cope.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I just got back into GW2 after 7 years away from it, and I realized it's everything FFXIV is missing in it's PvE.
>zodiarkzodiarkzodiarkzodiarkzodiark >trancetrancetrancetrancetrance
Nobody gives a shit about your forums enemies you dumb fags. Discuss the new patch or commit suicide.
Lads pls solve my autism.
Joined a month ago and made a femroe, my idea is to use big weapons and pugilist, so DRK/WAR/MNK/PAL (armored roe arm is shield enough) but because she's both a roe and focused to big weapons and brute strength, I can't decide on lancer.
It is a big weapon, but something tickles my tism about it and I can't go with it confidently, help
When did you realize that the spam about zodiark trancers is a deliberate attempt to get these threads autosaged? We have a new patch today and yet retards like this continue having imaginary arguments with some schizo doomers from the official forums.
>"Muh zodiark trancers" fag is an overly-attached waifufag who just wants people to talk about Venat all day instead of any newer content.
Explains a lot. Waifufags are subhuman.
>P9
mid, ice and fire mechanics aren't that interesting >P10
bad and I can already see the bridge and tether mechanics being fucking annoying in savage >P11
P9 but good >P12
Pure undistilled kino
>If you want to talk about the game's new content which we've been anticipating for months you're a discord raider who needs to leave. >These threads are solely for /vg/ ERPers to sperg out about their official forums bogeymen.
Exterminate /xivg/ posters with no mercy.
>"Muh zodiark trancers" fag is an overly-attached waifufag who just wants people to talk about Venat all day instead of any newer content.
Explains a lot. Waifufags are subhuman.
>/vg/ fag who limsa afks 24/7 and doesn't play any content sees slight hint of negativity towards the game. >immediately starts sperging out about zodiark trancers. >can't even talk about the new content patch because doing so would require him to stop afking and play the new content.
Shut the fuck up, game is perfect, if you don't like it just leave! >People leave due to the shitty formulaic system, GW2 is better
Z-ZODIARK TRANCERS!!
Shut the fuck up, game is perfect, if you don't like it just leave! >People leave due to the shitty formulaic system, GW2 is better
Z-ZODIARK TRANCERS!!
ZODIARKERS
RETREAT TO THE DISCORD AND REGROUP!!!!!
It was funnier when you used "cultist" trance sissy....
>We have unironically reached the point where you're a zodiark trancer if you advocate for people to play, and enjoy, FFXIV on the day of a new patch. >The only allowed, non-trancer activity is to post about zodiark trancers as much as possible on every FFXIV thread.
A schizo got triggered that people want to talk about the new content instead of us having the 100th thread about how retarded trancers are and how hard Venat won. The mere suggestion to stop derailing the new patch thread sent him into a shitposting frenzy and now we find ourselves with "please play the game instead of shitposting all day" being declared a form of tranceism.
Endwalker is fucking terrible so by encouraging people to play the game you're indirectly encouraging people to be disappointed, which can result in people complaining, which strengthens the Zodiark trancers in the eternal FFXIV posting war.
Next time be a bit more subtle with your pro-trancer propaganda.
You've made over a dozen posts about trancers in this thread you fucking retard. Majority of the thread is people discussing the new content with only a handful of retarded doomposts that most people ignored. Schizos like you end up consistently doing your best to derail every single thread about FFXIV because even the most generic barrypost sends you into hysterics for hours.
You remind me of the retards who always got triggered at the "boy is not buoyant" translation shitposts from Stormblood, always on the defensive and ready to flip the fuck out as if the game's life depended on you defending it from all negativity when it's, literally, more popular than ever.
How new are you that you think its possible to reason with SCHfags? They've done nothing but bitch about their job since fucking 2.0. Any buff to SGE is a nerf to SCH in their minds.
SCHfags have been conditioned to believe that they deserve to be auto includes and to be head and shoulders above every other job within their role just because. WARfags used to be the same way until they got humbled two expansions in a row by GNBchads
>Audio bug causes audio to randomly cut out anywhere from immediately while logging in to 20 minutes later >Only way to get audio back is to restart entire game >Game is also having issues shutting down too
This is fucking terrible. Fuck me for getting up early just to deal with this shit
>Yoshida trancers are hysterically angry today and even lashing out at DBZ.
Why? There's an entire new patch to play. Don't tell me you retards are just doomscrolling the official forums again instead of actually playing FFXIV?
>we need to use the tower of babil to stop a voidsent invasion of the entire world >garlemorons: NOOOO THAT'S OUR BLIGHTED SCRAP HEAP IT'S A NATIONAL SYMBOL YOU CAN'T TOUCH IT
>For fucks sake is it really that hard to write new characters into the story?
FFXI is that way.
Also why would they drop Y'Shtola when she's their poster girl?
If they couldn't even set up new characters for 6.1 after setting up the perfect scenario for the Scions to part ways with you for a little while, what made you think they'd do so for 7.0?
all my drops are for you on this blessed day anon What else would I be playing? The last boss in the new dungeon was a fucking nightmare on the first BLM run
>On my second run >Everyone starts following me since the others are on their first run and they noticed I know where to move >Fuck up once on the last boss and lead everyone into an AOE
Ack, my comms.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Did you get any? Honestly, i'd give you a comm even with that fuck-up.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I did not.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
shitty teamates, hope you'll get some comms next time
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Eh, that's the DPS life. I only get mad if I raise a considerable amount of people as RDM.
I did but I'm going to craft 999 potions and wanted to make new gear too
I just hate farming tomestones. I'm bored of doing roulettes and then waiting for hunts.
How would you react if a MSQ character said "So don't act like I'm your friend"? Would you find it funny or would you get mad at the localization again?
>Hate FFXIV. >Love that the threads constantly get jannied. >Contribute to this by getting into arguments with retards who respond to everything I post with something about zodiark trancers. >Every single shitpost I make gets multiple guaranteed replies from these people, driving the thread into autosage before people can even start discussing the game.
>AZEM BTFO ZODIARK AND VENAT >AZEM BTFO ZODIARK AND VENAT
MOTHER FUCKER PLANNED EVERYTHING TO SAVE EVERYONE FROM THE FINAL DAYS. ELIDBUS SAYS AS MUCH WHEN EH RETURNS TO THE SEA. AZEM HAD THE GREATEST PLAN. The light must be them getting teleport to future where they are alive. genius azem.
>The light must be them getting teleport to future where they are alive.
Anon Elidibus is dead that was either him fully dissolving into the sea or being reborn as a new life.
Actually every character we've met thusfar is really just a perfect copy while the real ones were sent to the future. This is actually true for Elidibus.
Bros idk if this style of narrative works. Finishing stories on .3 patches work a lot more because having all the patches just being the end of a storyline can make the pacing glacial.
>Yoshida says the void storyline is totally unrelated to the new expansion and .5 is gonna be what sets the expansion up. >Actually the void storyline is going to continue until .5 and thus will have to lead into the new expansion anyway.
Yoshida lied? Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me for the first time.
Well, as your previous post said, he never denied that both of those storylines would be in a .5 patch. Just that the void plotline would end before the next expansion and other thing would be set up on it.
>Ok spoil me guys did lahabrea resurrect from zodiark sword or not?
No tbh the raid questline ended up being more about saying bye to Themis even though it wasn't quite him we were speaking to.
>Have a wonderful opportunity to spend FIVE patches building up a story >Instead put on a half assed saturday morning cartoon and keep tossing out the "tune in next week folks"
Would it kill them to actually tell us whats happening and let us enjoy the story as it goes along instead of keeping things a secret for TWO YEARS then subverting expectations.
Nta but not even about correct path, but XIV's time travel is like a marble statue, if the present exists is because something already happened.
The wol always went to the past.
Zeromus is 100% a fucking jobber, they didn't even give it a real model. Also it has nothing to do with Zero, which is getting into some really cringe territory.
>hur dur zero is actually zeromus of legend
FUCK OFF
No, i hate that cuck mf. And even the 14 devs dont know how to use zenos because at the same time they want to shill him they make random options to deny that you care about him. They know that a considerable part of the playerbase dont want to be tied to that retard.
I really dont get it why they are trying so hard to push zenos to the wol on this expansion. And they are constantly on this thin line because they know that a lot of people dont want that shit.
its the better choice to thin line then be forced to deal with alisaie and graha wank all the fucking time.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I hate graha tia but at least that guy makes sense because he is on your group. He isnt a psycho that is a villain in the whole game but suddenly the game tried to make a goku-vegeta relationship between him and the wol just because his whole gimmick is fightsexual.
>NOOOO why don't they kill of all the Scions >NOOOO don't introduce new characters
That's (You).
She's our link to the 13th, the voidsent, and their history. She can memoria contras. She could be rehabilitated, so maybe other voidsent can be as well, like that thing Y'Shtola was talking about at the end with sending Light to the Darkness.
>it is complety canon that zero and wol can eat asshole tearing curry and have no issues while native thavnir and elephant men die from fire coming out their assholes.
>in real life the people who cultivate and crossbreed the hottest will-actually-maim-you peppers are all white southerners trying to cure cancer or some shit
lore accurate
i hate this but at the same time i have to admit that is how viera would have to wear headphone. i still hate it.
>The maintenance that is currently underway on all Worlds is now scheduled to end at approximately 2:30 a.m. (PDT) on May 23, 2023.
Is this the new crafted armor or something else?
probably mogstation
holy crap I was joking about the crafting gear being gacha shit but this is straight up some girls frontline shit
tech-wear is AK's thing
matter of fact that chest piece literally looks like a recolor of donkeys coat
Pure 'tism
Arknights fucking won
I hope you spam the party chat with SUCH DEVASTATION when the time comes
EVERY RACE WEARS IT WRONG BECAUSE OF VIERAS
THANKS YOSHIP
why would aura even wear these
all races posted so far don't have human ears
how do they look on hyur
post a race with actual ears
have you been to the steppe? they need to drown out the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>he thought the horns were ears
they are ears tho
youre still gonna spend $15 to get it
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>it's the players fault and lazy dev that could not flip a switch for FOUR YEARS
Hat mod gives viera 1500+ wearable hats with practical holes for no clipping. Make of that what you will.
Does the /ss/ middie still post here? I need that album again...
post more tome weapons plz
Yoshi open up
He did
ITS UP
>150 players queue already
Get out play something else
dead game.
that's nothing you pansies
sorry, i still got EW PTSD.
>erp music
>erp glam
surprised there's no wooden horse mount
ITS UP TIME FOR VIDEO GAMES
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
absolutely degenerate mother fuckers. I had to take a sick day to fucking play today. these fucking homeless fucking asshole without a job. degenerate behavior
lmao I had a 20 person queue because I went to sleep early and woke up at 3am
How many times do you think Azem raided the office fridge and ate someone's lunch?
IT'S UPPU
I'M IN
ZERO CURRY UOOHH
Remind me how to force enable dalamud
try not playing with cheats for a day
I don't want cheats, I want primal summon swaps
so cheats?
>if your Garuda looks like Barbariccia you're cheating
>if you modify the game in an unintended way with 3rd party plugins you're cheating
yes
Cheating involves gaining some kind of advantage, ESL moron.
>As stated in the terms of service for FINAL FANTASY XIV: the use of third-party tools is strictly prohibited.
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/36c4d699763603fadd2e61482b0c5d56cb2e4547
Learn what the word cheating means
learn what the devs say about your cheats
ayo
ESTINIEN SEXXOO
UWAAAAH
SEXOOOO
SEX WITH MALEZEN
New island area is huge bros
alright who is the food autist at CBU3
>cactuar jammies
based
Where the fuck are these from that shit is cute
Probably maps, maybe the new criterion which would be another grind
I need them
Are you the fat lala
I don't mod
Cute. But ultimately boring. Carry on.
The fat lala?
Yes. There's a fat lala with huge sweater puppies.
You got any pics?
hi, you are ugly. please stop posting your retarded looking lalafel in every thread thanks.
......no_____________
ok then do it more so i can report you for avatarfagging some more, fucking dumb pedo gay.
that's not you, that's an ancient meme lala image born from pregnant fetish rapist man's stream.
hehehe
I told you gays
We will finally see them at fanfest right?
FINALLY
I consent
Why couldn't Zero unceremoniously die instead of Selene
>HELP ME PICK MUH HispanicES
FILLER MSQ FILLER PATCH
Whats the reward for cc this time? Any more cool gears? What about island stuff? I like me some cc and islands.
A gay rabbit monstrosity piggybacking you, and Minfilia's emote from ARR
ITS UP
>Hildibrand gags in my fucking MSQ
God dammit, first thing, sent back to Meghaduta. When they send me to this fucking place I just sit in my den constantly saying, "GOING TO THE OLLLLLLL'MEGADOOTY" all fucking day and my girlfriend thinks that I'm crazy.
So Athena's soul escaped into the building?
Nah she made that from the building itself, it was a neat fight
>then I'll have his excellencies serving as well
no you won't listen here you little shit
Zero has gigantic man hands
REPEAT AFTER ME
>JAPANESE
>HUMOR
JAPANESE HUMOR
I SAY JAPANESE, YOU SAY HUMOR
JAPANESE
source?
TUMOUR!
>Humor
😐
>Japanese humor
😀
uuuuh am i stupid or does Krile have a new VA
HOMO PATCH ALERT PATCH IS HOMO
>it's a swimming episode
new World confirmed
*dips*
why are varshan and estinien so fucking gay?
To please my femra
AYYO THIS bro EATING SQUIDS
woomy!
wait, you don't?
SIRS HispanicE IS TOO HOT
>Hildibrand shitty humour is now part of the MSQ
>Extra Mild for Warriors of Light
The WoL is a proud white man who requires his curry be mild
Non-white here asking seriously:
Where did the meme that white people can't handle Hispanicy food came from? Every single white person I know eats super Hispanicy food like it was crack or something. Like all the ultra Hispanicy cultivars are made by white people and all those sauces as well. I would rather not eat for a day than eat a whole Jalapeno.
>inb4 ESL
I did my best.
I think the trope comes from when the British took India into the Empire. Presumably the Anglo aristocrats of the era that went to administrate British India weren't used to the Hispanicy food that was common there.
>Where did the meme that white people can't handle Hispanicy food came from?
White women don't eat anything even very lightly Hispanicy, while white men tend to try challenging each other to eat extremely Hispanicy food as a dick measuring competition. Black men only have experience with white women, so they extrapolate that all white people don't eat Hispanicy food and the meme was born from that. I'm being serious.
Is it an USA thing? I live in Germany and white woman seem to use just as much Hispanicy sauces as guys I've met. A friend's ex-girlfriend even carried her own sauce in a belt superpocket thingy, I don't know what it's called, but I tried it once and had to kept milk in my mouth for a minute and she mocked me incessantly.
>Is it an USA thing?
Everything on the internet is an american cultural export, so yes.
Ah, I see. Odd though, I've never been there but I was under the impression people in the USA loved Hispanicy food since that's where that Hispanicy sauces youtube videos are from.
What a lucky life my friend. I don't like blacks either. To be honest me and my friends suspect everyone hates them everywhere based on our travels.
>I was under the impression people in the USA loved Hispanicy food since that's where that Hispanicy sauces youtube videos are from.
Most men do. Most women don't, especially white women.
>To be honest me and my friends suspect everyone hates them everywhere based on our travels.
There has to be a reason...
Nobody hates black people but everyone hates morons.
Maybe just a USA thing, or certain breeds of white people. I used to get these little "chicken dippers" things from Lee's Fried Chicken, which are basically just chicken nuggets but with more meat than usual. My mom literally told me that they're too Hispanicy. I couldn't even detect a trace of Hispaniciness in them. My wife is almost as bad.
Probably. There are no morons in the place where I live.
Can't speak for everyone but I don't use many Hispanices. At the very best I can use some curry, ketchup, salt or pepper. Nothing extravagant.
>the ending cutscene of tataru quest
fuck you im not crying. you are
>isle of haam sandwich
THIS IS FUCKING GARBAGE LOOOOOL
POST
THE FUCKING
WEAPONS
Why are all the voice actors hamming it up
Urianger was practically yelling
The JP delivery seems normal so far
oh fuck that aetherfont track
heeeey they are finally doing something to this sanctuary island
OH NO
Wow, it only took TEN FUCKING YEARS to reference that again.
BEAT THE HEART OF SABIK
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BEAT THE HEART OF SABIIIIIIKK!!!!
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This just gives me MCU vibes
>oh fuck can't think of a new plot
>you know that very specific plot device/character that was a footnote in movie 1? let's make a whole movie where it's suddenly the most important thing in the universe
>Getting mad they decide to answer a question people have had for a decade
Okey
What was the question?
Why must everything be answered and revealed?
Do you expect a real life arc about discovering the true origin of the antikythera mechanism or the pyramids? Can we not leave SOME mystery in the FANTASY game?
I've seen your kind, time and time again. Every fleeing man must be caught. Every secret must be unearthed. Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed seeker of truth. But in the end, you lack the stomach. For the agony you'll bring upon yourself...
Shut the fuck up, you pretentious cockhead.
why wouldn't the heart of sabik be relevant, it was mentioned early on and now has been alluded to with White Stone Black and the patch artwork; obviously it would be relevant for this content
>Why must everything be answered
Post nose.
go back to the official forums and cry you gay lmao you're so obvious
bruh it was a dark souls joke, chill
I'm literally joshing with you
>Lahabrea's entire plot to kill you revolves around this one thing very early in the game
>He nearly succeeds, and defending you from the weapon powered by it basically knocks Hydaelyn out of the story all the way until Endwalker
I think it's totally fine for that same character using the same item in the past. Comparing this to Marvel is brain rot.
>Odin suddenly becomes relevant again (but not really)
>Lambs of Dalamud suddenly become relevant again
>Heart of Sabik is now relevant again
Maybe at this rate, Gridania will finally address its rampant issues of racism and change in some meaningful way like Ul'dah and Limsa have.
>muh Racism
>Gridania needs to change!!!!!!!
Go back to Gaia Online where you belong.
Is Nidhana going to the moon? I want to see her scare Loporrits
So is that steampunk glam and pet set likely coming from the variant dungeon?
>everyone gets to go on an epic adventure to magic islands and the moon yet Krile has to stay behind and be a janny
someone post the meme of the enchanted pleasure broom
Next patch is literally her turn. I can't wait.
She's gonna get fat
pudgy lala tummy
There are *some* spears that look big-ish.
Look up the Cryptlurker spear, that's about as big as it gets.
For some reason Japanese devs have 0 experience with real weapons so they think bows are dexterity-based instead of strength, and that you just whip a spear around in a circle instead of thrusting. I'd say Dragoon always looks more "finesse" than heavy. But if you're going to play the game you'll do it anyway eventually.
>For some reason Japanese devs have 0 experience with real weapons so they think bows are dexterity-based instead of strength
Blame D&D.
I like the politically correct bunny
>supposedly ultra serious shit-hits-the-fan MSQ
>1 hour in and it's been nonstop gags
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>Relic gets ruined by hilde
>Which then spread to the msq
You all deserve this fate
bruh
So what's the new max level for island? 14 or 16?
16
16 https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/7533e7a9b6b72d8e5aad3c1e7c4247967b3ee196#island_sanctuary
>I am Pandemonium
BRAVO YOSHIDA
Please
someone
please...water...
please post images of the new weapons...I'm dying here...
Who the fuck is sabik???
Krile is so fucking cute bros
I am going to marry Krile.
My adorable plump wife.
>grizzly hills: the dungeon
kino
I hope the next expansion is just the WoL joining the Students of Baldesion and just going on a dumb Indiana Jones treasure hunting trip to the new world or Mercydia. Krile's new job could be Archaeologist or something
patch is already a flop
how
OH NO NO NO NO JULLUS BROS???
can one of you mash through the filler already i want to see the cringe i'm sure as fuck not resubbing for
P11 is really fucking good
its E11 but less
>less than proteanstackspreadman
the area limitations on the light/dark brands alone are more interesting than anything on E11
binary light/dark is coincidentally rehashed from E7 and will likely just be as uninteresting if it amounts to deciding whether you have to be standing in your specific gay baby jail/aoe to not die
an expansion of light/dark moon stacks from tsukuyomi would've been far better but god forbid we ask pf raiders to count numbers again after p7s
Why is the average player so goddamn predictable? I saw this one coming a mile away.
>not playing with based Scions
I'm trying to get msq over with not extend it.
msq is the best part of the patch THOUGH
Player. Versus. Player.
i find zero and golbez boring. it might all pay off in 6.5, but i don't care much right now
that's why you have to kill them
GOLEM GET YE GONE
they cast self-destruct 41% of the time
The fact that it's golems adds like twenty layers to this image.
It's annoying as fuck every how people look for every excuse to go "HAVE I MENTIONED I'M LGBT TODAY" online.
You should go to Faerie Limsa and look at everyone's adventure plate :^)
Did they really add nothing new for Trophy Crystals?
same happened in 6.2
if you want pvp rewards you gotta win trade for them, filthy gaijin
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What was that letter that Krile ignores meant to be?
>dungeon ost is Flow remix
SOVL
Another patch of eating with friends and japanese humor please why can't they try something else
Does Y'shtola get any screen time this MSQ or is it another filler episode?
Are the playable female numou in yet?
No?
Cool. Still not buying it.
Still not paying a monthly subscription!
Not interested.
>shall we disrobe as well
>dungeon gear isn't dyeable
30 yalm party buffs are so much better it's not even funny.
Never missing stacks for RPR's now and brotherhood will get me all the chakra stacks
Damn that's really lame, at least the base model looks good
bros... my ahk scrip doesn't work anymore... what happened
I just wanted to farm some island levels while taking shower
Dungeon gear is ilvl625
Now post the other two barry.
now post Jessica too, barry
GOOD MORNING SIRS
Alright but can you get the faceapp smile on Clive in this
>that p11
>THAT p12
savage is gonna be fun as fuck this tier.
>time to do a dungeon
>thancred literally walks in from off-screen
sasuga yoship
You're late, gay.
What is this SLUT saying while looking at my naked HUSBAND?!?
Themis boytoy
Is Urianger trying to get Zero to bang Thancred?
Finish the dungeon
Already teasing the next story i see.
how
how's msq
Krile is the best part
Can't wait to move on from void shit to adventure with her
zeromus
kills
vrtra
lmao @ Thancred
>shows up
>plays tank and based wingman
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
He had to drop 7.0 crumbs and also G'raha's english VA is probably going to be needed to be replaced at some point
Expectations subverted
>She does the proper spell and all
>It is "Theos' Ultima" and not just "Ultima"
Ruined it
>year of our lord MMXIII + X
>still playing the NA "localization"
thank you kate
post music
Kino...
>every second they were in that mech was the equivalent of a thousand years of slowly being turned inside out and skinned with a potato peeler as their soul was vaporized from existence
>Poor little Garlean
They're all mech goo now. He is a bad dad.
No, Teh Rei lived.
4/5 are mech goo now. He is a bad dad
Hot damn this fight is fun
Would
>No new BLU stuff until 6.45
I guess I'll just wait until 6.55 or 7.0 before I resub since the artifact weapon grind is shit this expansion and I don't give two fucks about raiding or IS
Is this in game or a mogshop item?
Crafted iirc
Thanks! Looks kick ass for a crafted set
Went to hell for skipping cutscenes v_v
this looks so bad
completely soulless
and what's with the 1998 graphics?
I was going to blame the LOD setting but it kinda looks the same lmao.
>We have Caelid at home.
Is it just me or is the voice direction odd this patch?
Especially for Urianger and Krile?
Rape
Fuck dude, I'm doing MSQ to do the Ex Trial before PF gets ultra shit but I wanna do this soooooooo bad
baka only wiped on p9
everything else is damn easy
ofc its just a normal but sometimes there can be a gotcha moment. not this time.
Okay but where do you get Radiant gear now?
Probably nutsacks.
Hunts guy at Mehrydes Mehkp[ger]jane
>Radiant's Gear can now be purchased in exchange for sacks of nuts from guildship hunt vendors.
read retard, read!
Reminder to don’t stick it into crazy
I CAN FIX HER!
The middie menace in person
>literally the most generic "i'm not like the other girls" hairstyle
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Eleventh circle is KINO
12th is better
Ok just cleared it, it is better
Post the music... NOW!!! please
Read last thread
P11 MUSIC KINO
P12 MUSIC KINO
wow they remixed ultima's theme
>thighs
>checked twelves sexes
>thaliak is actually a dude
I HATE 6.5 ALREADY AND IT'S NOT EVEN OUT YET
>common Eorzean slang references Thal's Balls
>upset over thighs
>upset
Not upset. I felt baited into imagining the possibility of a gigantic matron's thighs only to find out it's a guy and probably as thick as byregot
>thaliak is actually a dude
It's almost like the information that Thaliak is Azeyma's husband has been readily available for years.
Oh.
>bgm_ex4_raid_11.scd.ogg
>It's a remix of High Seraph Ultima's theme from tactics
???????????????
>ultima is an alien in XIV
They really did do a roundabout FF7 reference didn't they
Patch is a dud
If Athena is Ultima then how was Ivalice Ultima Ultima when she was just a bootleg Jenova with no relation
They've been half-assing the lore for years now lol.
>Athena = Ultima
>Ultima = Ultima
>Ultima (spell) = Ultima
>Ultima Weapon = Ultima
>Altima = Ultima
>Artemis/Artemicia/Ultimecia = Ultima
ARE THERE ANY OTHER ULTIMAS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
Isn't this bro a boss somewhere in XIV?
https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Ultima_Weapon_(Final_Fantasy_VI_boss)
The FF6 design is the last boss of Fractal hard, called Ultima Beast.
Autism.
I will fuck the autism out of her
I can fix her.
SEEEEEX
I just want to go live as a god in a tent with the mongolian lizards and never deal with this gay shit again.
>Making healers even more braindead instead of just making fights that aren't retarded
>Zero gets her first friend
>WoL starts remembering Zenos
;_;
>a friend is someone you trust
>a combat tard who murdered a whole country for kicks
Who let women write again
But I'm also a combat tard.
>>a combat tard who murdered a whole country for kicks
but enough about my wol rp
I mean he also murdered his own dad to protect u, so you can sorta trust him in a crazed ex out to protect you sorta way.
>starts salivating over Estinien
yurishitters btfo once again
>BLM buffed while already dunking on other casters
They need to start forcing Yoshida to play more jobs.
You keep saying that but it doesn't, it's also a selfish DPS and thus should do more using their criteria.
there's no bias. yoshida says so himself!
Everyone knows it's his favourite fucking class
Why not just choose a different one as the example
BLM is fine considering it has Zeromus utility.
redpill me on monk, enjoy tanking but i also want to punch shit
at least it's not nerfed like nin.
>at least it's not nerfed like nin
What
It's excruciating to level up but becomes extremely fun once you hit 60.
It's the less automatic dps job though, if you want big numbers you gotta put a bit of work.
>please be patient zero has autism
Does this mean Zenos will be back?
no you stupid ass chud. kys.
my ilvl is only 610. I have 1500 causality rocks. Should I buy head, hands and feet? Or do the msq dungeon first and see if I can roll stuff from there? I wanted to do the raid but I'm ilvl locked
run the dungeon first you get 625 ilvl
>thancred and urianger are WoLxZero shippers
this looked very funny with my lalaboy
also what the fuck were they talking about at the end there? I assume their "client" has something to do with 7.0?
>first MSQ is feeding zero
Jullus won
>Lahabrea was just Lahabrea all along
what a twist
So the crazy guy we fought wasn't the crazy half? What the fuck is the point then
to subvert out expectations
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
would create life with
pegging fiend
NEVER stick your dick in crazy bros.....
However
or do if you seek immortal life
Looks like Makima.
shut the fuck up retard
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J4nHugbjLrU
She looks like she rapes
>get into duty
>about to put tank stance on
>burger king middle in my party makes this face at me
KINO
>no red beam saber
Why even fucking bother
How can you mess it up so catastrophically
>lightsaber clash
Does Gaius finally tell us that he is our father?
What the fuck was her problem?
>the elidbus fight
HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
SHOW ME THE NEW WEAPONS RIGHT NOW
go to the vendor and look yourself
>Touching a mine that floats across the arena in the Magitek Rearguard encounter now causes it to blow up in a delayed yellow AoE that you can easily dodge out of. It used to just blow up instantly.
one more dungeon ruined because trust rework
I cannot take seriously the deep ass Elidibus voice coming from this twink looking Themis motherfucker
what a sex fiend
spoiler but
heart of sabik made lahabrea act irrational and crazy
Athena crazy juice leaking out?
No. the rock comes from space and it amplify someone desire. aka laha wish to save the star, so he became crazy because he was always near the rock. Athena was crazy evil bitch from the start.
>Heart of sabik came from space
>Ultima came from space
I hate space crystals so much
so I take it the entire thing is garbage? no lahabrea fight to make up for hw's blunder, msq went nowhere as always and they introduced like the 7th Ultima in the story
sounds like business as usual for post EW content
go back to the official forums, zodiark sister :^)
can you refute anything that I said? no? back to dilation class then.
>AAIIIIEEE ZODIARK MY LORD, THEY OUTED ME....
>DEPLOY THE chud MEMES!
>no lahabrea fight to make up for hw's blunder
already fixed with the dungeon rework
>they introduced like the 7th Ultima
cutscene skipper
>cutscene skipper
>implying I still play this shit
lmao. havent subbed since 6.1, the writing was on the wall
>from cutscene skipper to wiki skimmer
Stop replying to the trancers retard lmao
>those graphical errors in Bestways Burrows
Gave me a fucking heart attack, thought my GPU was dead
>SGE gets 30y physis
>SCH whispering dawn kept the same
This doesn't seem right, specially since they did buff fey illumination's radius.
Anon, I don't know how long you've played or followed patches and interviews, but SE has never been self-aware about contradictions in their design of healers.
WAR CHADS
GNB CHADS
DRK CHADS
and PLD sissies
HOW ARE WE FEELING?
ENTER ESTINIEN'S CHAMBER
golbez fight sucked. theyre out of ideas
no shit, everyone knew it would suck the moment we saw he was using thordans model
but if you point that out you're a trancer ok??
trance sissies...
it's OVER....
man I feel bad for Oceania peoples
why would you feel bad for criminals
they're going to shut down OCE
there's no way that shit is profitable enough to offset the costs of a whole datacenter
they did it to get all of them off the JP DC's, not profit
except it didn't work, OCE fags and SEAdogs still play on NA or JP anyway like they have done since 2.0
it's never going to change unless they go full IP ban to force people into their regions
The SEA scourge is swarming in FFXIV? How disgusting.
eu should be merged
Meanwhile Elidibus is using E11S mechanics instead of his own shit from WoL Extreme.
>no garlemald cutscenes yes.
everyone cutscene skip that trash.
>sweat physics on Estinien
ooh mama
DESIGNATED
BEEFCAKE
golbez fight rocked. theyre full of ideas
golbez fight was mid. they have a moderate number of ideas.
>ACTUAL voiced cutscene at the end of a side content quest
HOLY SHIT Yoshi, you should have been doing this since at least Eden.
>New major patch.
>Instead of discussing the new content, /vg/ schizos are melting down and tilting at windmills over zodiark trancers yet again.
Do you fags even play the fucking game? I hate /vg/ shitters so much it's unreal.
NOOOOOO WE HAVE TO WIN OUR WAR AGAINST SOME OFFICIAL FORUMS SHITPOSTERS!!! IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO POST ABOUT SHITVEYOND-MEMES ALL DAY THAN IT IS TO PLAY THE NEW RAID!!! I NEED TO WIN THE EPIC INTERNET WAR!!!
SO DON'T ACT LIKE I'M YOUR FRIEND
YOSHIDAAAAAAAA.....
TRANCE!!!!
>NOOOO I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SHIT MY ZODIARK TRANCE ALL OVER THE THREADS!!!
>STOP OUTTING MEE AAHHHHHH!!!!!!
>He's unironically Yoshida trancing instead of playing the new patch.
KEK. What a fucking retard. I hope you get the entire MSQ spoiled for being a drama-addicted RETARD who doesn't play the game, like a fucking RETARD you RETARDED RETARD.
LOL go cry about it on your discord xister
>Responds with inane babble.
Sorry too busy playing the new raid with my FC. You should go back to /vg/ so you can cry about Zodiark trancers with the other fags who don't actually play content.
Cry about it
Go back to your discord
>If you want to talk about the game's new content which we've been anticipating for months you're a discord raider who needs to leave.
>These threads are solely for /vg/ ERPers to sperg out about their official forums bogeymen.
Exterminate /xivg/ posters with no mercy.
Imagine posting and saving Hispanicshit on your computer and/or your mobile device
Imagine unironically acting like you're, in any capacity, above Dragon Ball fans when you play MMOs in 2023.
Brown skin sour grapes
Dragon Ball is popular in the whole world and a household name in a majority of countries. FFXIV is a shitty clone of a terrible Blizzard game and remains basically unknown outside of the niche audience that still plays this dead genre. Cope.
I just got back into GW2 after 7 years away from it, and I realized it's everything FFXIV is missing in it's PvE.
That's a normal screenshot of DBZ with fan subtitles in English you absolutely stupid saltine
>normal
Brown and seething
what do I fucking do now... I don't want to grind
Do the weekly spreadsheet
Game is dead Jim, 1.4million players, lost a good chunk of the "new" players and most of their base consist of bots and trial accounts.
>Y'shtola wants to go back to the First and marry Runar
It's OVER
everything back to normal
> chat filter plugin won't work for a day
I miss my radial menu like you wouldn't believe.
>a day
Try two weeks
They changed something in the dx11 backend and shit's not looking good
When are we getting more Moogle mail quests?
First two fights are what the fuck ever but 11 and 12 should make for interesting fights in Savage.
Zodiark trancers got outed as literal discord chuds.
>zodiarkzodiarkzodiarkzodiarkzodiark
>trancetrancetrancetrancetrance
Nobody gives a shit about your forums enemies you dumb fags. Discuss the new patch or commit suicide.
Lads pls solve my autism.
Joined a month ago and made a femroe, my idea is to use big weapons and pugilist, so DRK/WAR/MNK/PAL (armored roe arm is shield enough) but because she's both a roe and focused to big weapons and brute strength, I can't decide on lancer.
It is a big weapon, but something tickles my tism about it and I can't go with it confidently, help
Crystal mommy won, trannies in absolute shambles.
When did you realize that the spam about zodiark trancers is a deliberate attempt to get these threads autosaged? We have a new patch today and yet retards like this continue having imaginary arguments with some schizo doomers from the official forums.
Porn when
>"Muh zodiark trancers" fag is an overly-attached waifufag who just wants people to talk about Venat all day instead of any newer content.
Explains a lot. Waifufags are subhuman.
>P9
mid, ice and fire mechanics aren't that interesting
>P10
bad and I can already see the bridge and tether mechanics being fucking annoying in savage
>P11
P9 but good
>P12
Pure undistilled kino
Is P10 the boss with a non boring arena?
yes
though p12 does some cool stuff with the stage too
Any reason why Athena turned pandemonium into a rave club?
Damn, people really get triggered and spam something about transitioning when you say either the game is:
Boring
Dying
Lost a hefty chunk of it's player base
Etc.
yup, welcome to the yoshida trancers domain
their game is literally perfect
>The game is dying
Literally disproven by stats posted this month.
>Lost a hefty chunk of it's player base
They haven't though which is legit amazing and basically unheard of during content droughts.
go. play. the. game
>Erenville's going back to his home village
DALMASCA 7.0 BABEY
Weird cause hed be shot on sight
What about the new graphics
Where are the new graphics
Hey, I've been outa the game for a bit and I'm thinking of picking this up. What race should I play if I'm lookin to... not leave.
>voiced Krile cutscene
oh yea
Her VA is pure sex
can't wait for 7.0
Here's your Krile bro, she/her
>not playing with jp va
how do i get the steampunk outfit? crafted?
Island.
brb, just going to go kms
>Patch is such a flop that the thread is already degenerating into the standard routine of blaming all negativity on zodiark trancers.
Oof!
>Trancer gets called out
>Immediately starts the schizo tantrum
Like clockwork.
nice quality control, ffxivbabs
>/vg/ fag who limsa afks 24/7 and doesn't play any content sees slight hint of negativity towards the game.
>immediately starts sperging out about zodiark trancers.
>can't even talk about the new content patch because doing so would require him to stop afking and play the new content.
Shut the fuck up, game is perfect, if you don't like it just leave!
>People leave due to the shitty formulaic system, GW2 is better
Z-ZODIARK TRANCERS!!
ZODIARKERS
RETREAT TO THE DISCORD AND REGROUP!!!!!
>We have unironically reached the point where you're a zodiark trancer if you advocate for people to play, and enjoy, FFXIV on the day of a new patch.
>The only allowed, non-trancer activity is to post about zodiark trancers as much as possible on every FFXIV thread.
>Zodiark trancers are now the ones who enjoy the game
What the fuck did I miss.
A schizo got triggered that people want to talk about the new content instead of us having the 100th thread about how retarded trancers are and how hard Venat won. The mere suggestion to stop derailing the new patch thread sent him into a shitposting frenzy and now we find ourselves with "please play the game instead of shitposting all day" being declared a form of tranceism.
What the fuck are trancers and avatarfags
Nobody is reading that schizo babble
Endwalker is fucking terrible so by encouraging people to play the game you're indirectly encouraging people to be disappointed, which can result in people complaining, which strengthens the Zodiark trancers in the eternal FFXIV posting war.
Next time be a bit more subtle with your pro-trancer propaganda.
>NOOO LET ME BE A ZODIARK SISSY IN PEACE!!!!!!
>G-GO PLAY THE GAME!!!!!
cope and seethe
You've made over a dozen posts about trancers in this thread you fucking retard. Majority of the thread is people discussing the new content with only a handful of retarded doomposts that most people ignored. Schizos like you end up consistently doing your best to derail every single thread about FFXIV because even the most generic barrypost sends you into hysterics for hours.
You remind me of the retards who always got triggered at the "boy is not buoyant" translation shitposts from Stormblood, always on the defensive and ready to flip the fuck out as if the game's life depended on you defending it from all negativity when it's, literally, more popular than ever.
>DON'T ACT LIKE I'M YOUR FRIEND!
>Zodiark trancer
>Zodiark trancer
>Zodiark trancer
Don’t act like your my friend
Golbez is really fun
Ex or normal?
Really hoping it's like older ex fights and not like barb/rubi
>One of SCH's advantages was being able to do do shit while distant from the party
>SGE just gets huge ass buffs now
holy fucking kek
>Class is a straight up downgrade compared to the other one in the same role
>Gets a buff
Astounding. What did they mean by this?
Downgrade in fun for sure but dps and healing wise its been as good or better than SCH depending on the fight for a while now anon.
How new are you that you think its possible to reason with SCHfags? They've done nothing but bitch about their job since fucking 2.0. Any buff to SGE is a nerf to SCH in their minds.
SCHfags have been conditioned to believe that they deserve to be auto includes and to be head and shoulders above every other job within their role just because. WARfags used to be the same way until they got humbled two expansions in a row by GNBchads
Goddamn you morons are fucking annoying. Eternal spregouts every single day without end.
It is just shitposters, most people are playing the game. Retards doing this right now are not the most mentally sane.
did they redeem vtrta or is he still massacred? muh sister MUH SISTER
Why do we have to consult the Gareleans to save the world
Is it worth resubbing yet or should I just do it at 6.5?
*tips hat*
>Audio bug causes audio to randomly cut out anywhere from immediately while logging in to 20 minutes later
>Only way to get audio back is to restart entire game
>Game is also having issues shutting down too
This is fucking terrible. Fuck me for getting up early just to deal with this shit
works on my machine
>Yoshida trancers are hysterically angry today and even lashing out at DBZ.
Why? There's an entire new patch to play. Don't tell me you retards are just doomscrolling the official forums again instead of actually playing FFXIV?
It was funnier when you used "cultist" trance sissy....
>instead of actually playing FFXIV
moron all the content has been done already. time to trancepost
Who are you quoting?
>we need to use the tower of babil to stop a voidsent invasion of the entire world
>garlemorons: NOOOO THAT'S OUR BLIGHTED SCRAP HEAP IT'S A NATIONAL SYMBOL YOU CAN'T TOUCH IT
Their imperial palace is underneath the tower
>They're already setting up the scions for the next expansion
For fucks sake is it really that hard to write new characters into the story?
>For fucks sake is it really that hard to write new characters into the story?
FFXI is that way.
Also why would they drop Y'Shtola when she's their poster girl?
They would need some massive balls. The problem is how if they had a perfect moment to do that, it would be now.
If they couldn't even set up new characters for 6.1 after setting up the perfect scenario for the Scions to part ways with you for a little while, what made you think they'd do so for 7.0?
Did they add anything to the gold saucer?
Can I impregnate Krile yet? My opinion of the patch hinges on this.
I already have.
Who am I quoting?
>SO DON'T ACT LIKE I'M YOUR FRIEND
chills everytime I read it honestly. so this is what kino feels like
So what's in the letter?
It's a missive from The New World
Krile adventure inbound
it's going to be a "white man come home" but for lalafells. she will get her new class there too
Same shit Urianger and Thancred were talking about. They're getting invited for some mission.
her n word pass
SUPER SMASH BROS
>go through the dark portal
>arrive in hellfire peak
this is confusing
>Don't reach the ilvl necessary.
FUCK
>Two runs of the new dungeon
>No caster drops
Thank you Yoshida, very cool!
>3 runs
>2 caster drops
>3 tank drops
apart from my healer being at 630 anyway my caster and tank are eating good.
Brother, may I have some drops?
And some of those buffs, I bet on you playing BLM
all my drops are for you on this blessed day anon
What else would I be playing? The last boss in the new dungeon was a fucking nightmare on the first BLM run
>On my second run
>Everyone starts following me since the others are on their first run and they noticed I know where to move
>Fuck up once on the last boss and lead everyone into an AOE
Ack, my comms.
Did you get any? Honestly, i'd give you a comm even with that fuck-up.
I did not.
shitty teamates, hope you'll get some comms next time
Eh, that's the DPS life. I only get mad if I raise a considerable amount of people as RDM.
>need to farm tomestones just to craft new potions
whoever thinks this was a good idea should get beheaded
>not having 2000 tonestones stacked up for patch day
Dumdum
I did but I'm going to craft 999 potions and wanted to make new gear too
I just hate farming tomestones. I'm bored of doing roulettes and then waiting for hunts.
How would you react if a MSQ character said "So don't act like I'm your friend"? Would you find it funny or would you get mad at the localization again?
I'm new to ff14, but is there a compilation of the localizers fucking up?
Yeah it's some woman they hired to replace Koji Fox while he works on 16
>Moeshitter pedophile still seething about CHADgon CHAD.
CHADkira GODiyama WARPED you.
>garlemald padding
I SLEEP.
>Hate FFXIV.
>Love that the threads constantly get jannied.
>Contribute to this by getting into arguments with retards who respond to everything I post with something about zodiark trancers.
>Every single shitpost I make gets multiple guaranteed replies from these people, driving the thread into autosage before people can even start discussing the game.
Yeah mate keep up the good fight you’ve totally killed EW
Don't act like I'm your friend.
WHAT A TWIST!
WTF
ZEROMUS TRANCE
>twist
This is literally what everyone was expecting.
Not true, everyone expected it to be Zero.
>AZEM BTFO ZODIARK AND VENAT
>AZEM BTFO ZODIARK AND VENAT
MOTHER FUCKER PLANNED EVERYTHING TO SAVE EVERYONE FROM THE FINAL DAYS. ELIDBUS SAYS AS MUCH WHEN EH RETURNS TO THE SEA. AZEM HAD THE GREATEST PLAN. The light must be them getting teleport to future where they are alive. genius azem.
>Azem [INSANE HEADCANON]
Done.
Is not insane you kill zodiark and hydaelyn in 6.0
>The light must be them getting teleport to future where they are alive.
Anon Elidibus is dead that was either him fully dissolving into the sea or being reborn as a new life.
Actually every character we've met thusfar is really just a perfect copy while the real ones were sent to the future.
This is actually true for Elidibus.
any imgur to the new relics?
>dungeon gear is undyable again
stop that you fucking jap cunts
Bros idk if this style of narrative works. Finishing stories on .3 patches work a lot more because having all the patches just being the end of a storyline can make the pacing glacial.
Spoil me the ending of this entire stupid void saga so I can decide if I should resub or not.
It's not over_______________________________. lol.
>Yoshida says the void storyline is totally unrelated to the new expansion and .5 is gonna be what sets the expansion up.
>Actually the void storyline is going to continue until .5 and thus will have to lead into the new expansion anyway.
Yoshida lied? Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me for the first time.
I dont think he lied, something will happen at the end of this shitshow that will end the 13th's arc. Even if it is the whole shard exploding.
THERES A LITERAL LETTER OF FUCKING NU -MHIGGER/GARLEAN gayS WHO WANT THE KRILE NGO (you) TO SOLVE THEIR SHITTY PROBLEMS BEING FORESHADOWED.
Well, as your previous post said, he never denied that both of those storylines would be in a .5 patch. Just that the void plotline would end before the next expansion and other thing would be set up on it.
Ok spoil me guys did lahabrea resurrect from zodiark sword or not? Whats happens with golbez and hat?
I mean thordan sword*
golbez and the hat are the same entity but split. when zero meets golbez, the hat takes over and they fuse once more to form Zeromus Amongus
>Ok spoil me guys did lahabrea resurrect from zodiark sword or not?
No tbh the raid questline ended up being more about saying bye to Themis even though it wasn't quite him we were speaking to.
>Azdaja calling Estinien Nidhogg
I chuckled
>Trying to negotiate with the garlemorons
But why
padding. just cutscene skip it.
give it to me straight bros, was the hat theory true? i’m not subbing until BLU update
>7.0 is Shadowbringers 2
Wont ever reach Shadowmorons kino
>Go to the moon to talk to the Loporitts
WHERES MY bro DREAMINGWAY
>they're actually going to stall all the way to 6.5
Fucking BRUH
Wait wait golbez pulled the villian teleport exit?
Worse, (You) escape
Not even, he didn't even move. He's in the exact same spot as he was before 6.4.
He even did the same bit at the very end where he looks at the planet and says the same stuff again
>fight Golbez
>nothing changes
You're shitting me. Is the boss music at least good?
No its atrash rehash you hear back at the trailer
It's an FF4 remix, so eh. He gets his ass beat and then says ">implying I lost" and then does his evil plan anyway.
Og was better with the magic hand didnt saw it but i bet there is no dissembodied hand of golbez carrying the keiaku
Thanks, I hate it.
Yeah, but everyone expected his keikaku to involve turning her into Zeromus somehow at least.
>Have a wonderful opportunity to spend FIVE patches building up a story
>Instead put on a half assed saturday morning cartoon and keep tossing out the "tune in next week folks"
Would it kill them to actually tell us whats happening and let us enjoy the story as it goes along instead of keeping things a secret for TWO YEARS then subverting expectations.
they could've told this whole story in two patches
yea its an obvious writers try out padding with minimal resources.
>elidibus actually reaffirms that everything that had happened up this point was the correct path
TRANCIES ARE YOU OKAY?
Nta but not even about correct path, but XIV's time travel is like a marble statue, if the present exists is because something already happened.
The wol always went to the past.
>Goldballs "wins" like Ilberd just like I guessed
>A more dangerous enemy is summoned
YAAAAWN
Zenos will absorb this more dangerous enemy and fight us
I hope not.
Did he suicide to summon the ff4 villian?
No he just said the n-word to Azdaja and threw her dumb black ass in Zodiark juice.
Nyes
And it was like yeah here's Zero and Zeromus. They just have the same name. Why not.
Johnson and Johnson. No relation.
Zeromus is 100% a fucking jobber, they didn't even give it a real model. Also it has nothing to do with Zero, which is getting into some really cringe territory.
>hur dur zero is actually zeromus of legend
FUCK OFF
Zeromus was probably the name of her mother, just to make it emotional
But Y'shtola is the one who named Zero. That's an extremely bullshit coincidence.
It's already a bullshit "coincidence" that she's one syllable short of Zeromus
Yeah sure japanese character naming is throwing a dice...
I still dont get it why they are doing so many parallels with Zenos, are those devs doing coke?
This is graha tia levels of pandering
Zenos is great and I would gladly trade everyone in the cast except Urianger to have him back.
you will never have kino genocide adventures with your friend Zenos in 7.0....
>fucking up the new world with Zenos and Martyn
Imagine what could have been.
No, i hate that cuck mf. And even the 14 devs dont know how to use zenos because at the same time they want to shill him they make random options to deny that you care about him. They know that a considerable part of the playerbase dont want to be tied to that retard.
>muh fight sexual
>muh adventures
should have left it ambigious for wol. awful choice.
I really dont get it why they are trying so hard to push zenos to the wol on this expansion. And they are constantly on this thin line because they know that a lot of people dont want that shit.
its the better choice to thin line then be forced to deal with alisaie and graha wank all the fucking time.
I hate graha tia but at least that guy makes sense because he is on your group. He isnt a psycho that is a villain in the whole game but suddenly the game tried to make a goku-vegeta relationship between him and the wol just because his whole gimmick is fightsexual.
chud post.
Jesus christ all the testosterone in Themis really went to his voice huh
I don't know what Zero's role in the story is anymore now other than to waste everyone's time
>NOOOO why don't they kill of all the Scions
>NOOOO don't introduce new characters
That's (You).
She's our link to the 13th, the voidsent, and their history. She can memoria contras. She could be rehabilitated, so maybe other voidsent can be as well, like that thing Y'Shtola was talking about at the end with sending Light to the Darkness.
>we're going back to the First in 6.5
Get ready for Runar
>no time dilation
>no gnb ryne
>no lyna
>no potion making aged up cat girl
>tayolr and unulkahai not chads grown up
>lyna not the same but older
what shitty writers.
This patches could have been perfect tobmake rydis grow up ex machina
>it is complety canon that zero and wol can eat asshole tearing curry and have no issues while native thavnir and elephant men die from fire coming out their assholes.
Oh there's going to be so much shit fetishist art of bloated Zero and her runny asshole after that curry, don't you worry
>in real life the people who cultivate and crossbreed the hottest will-actually-maim-you peppers are all white southerners trying to cure cancer or some shit
lore accurate
>zero
>is NOT zeromus
WHAT AMAZING SUBVERSION I AM TOTALLY BTFO BY THIS MSQ