>FFXIV fan/ecchi art
God tier/amazing
>ffxiv hentai art
Western garbage drawn by reject deviant art gays
What the frick went wrong? I mean this artist makes hentai pics but why is there like none of miqote getting dicked down with this quality of art?
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Great question as I've noticed it too
Cute Miqo'te getting fricked? No
Nasty looking futa abominations with a fixation on their dicks? Yes
It confuses me cuz look at OP pic. The artist makes porn too. But do we get a pic of miqote getting dicked down from them? No. Why the frick is there so much God tier Japanese ecchi art but like no fricking porn pics. I mean for frick sakes the shitter Japanese porn gays are getting mogged by Gusty the American.
>Why the frick is there so much God tier Japanese ecchi art but like no fricking porn pics
When you're surrounded by porn, it dulls your appetite for it. Ecchi tends to have more taste to it, and it lasts longer.
Ecchi is better anyway
Softcore solo female lewds are superior to anything hardcore.
What you expect from such a transgender infested playerbase?
Bump you fricking gay Black folk
For what? Not like we can post porn on Ganker (without getting banned that is)
Do it b***h.
It's been 8 years. Why the frick hasn't there been anything good?
>Do it b***h.
That's a bit crude
https://mega.nz/folder/pCFgFZpa#vX8A-UoOBavnsqvjaqQbSw
Not OP but nice
Ryne's breasts made me want to do terrible things.
You can post cropped
Why are people in frontlines so fricking bad holy shit I'm never getting the coat at this pace
>"Guys stop fighting over nothing and cap the objective"
>"Chill bro it's frontline who cares"
What would happen if they removed exp from pvp? Would it die from lack of players or be better because daily exp grinders left?
yeah pretty much. you get all the pvp rewards in like a week, then it's dead again. Not really sure what could save it long term
I'd say add more long-term grind unique glams but it already has that. What if they added pvp titles people could wear that required winning?
They already have those too. The onky way to keep PvP populated is to give exp. Thankfully you can apparently report people who say "I'm just here for my exp bro" now.
>Thankfully you can apparently report people who say "I'm just here for my exp bro" now.
Why would you?
Because I like getting shitters banned for abusing matchmaking for free carries.
I also report non-DPSing healers or passive aggressive tanks.
play smn and carry bro
Get it commissioned. Good artists do normal stuff to get popular and sick shit you gotta pay for
>>>/e/
what is wrong with herskull? where are her lips?
animal person.
Where does her tail come from?
Her coccyx?
You sure it's not a buttplug?
It looks to be to high up for that to be the case, but i might be wrong.
gods y'shtola is be'shtola
True
Wait..... Is Y'sthola a primal?
People worship her enough she may as well be.
Puffy vulva.
For some reason I thought that Y'shtola was really popular in Japan but there's almost no good h/e art of her
Hair not long enough
gib link to outfit
I NEED to have sex with a catgirl
that's a tigergirl
She's too old and acts like an adult instead of a bimbo-ish womanchild. JPs can't coom unless she's a e-girl or a sexually-aggressive mommy gf.
Well, it also helps to have a personality.
>female character
>popular in fufo fantasy xiv
because nips have universally shit taste
The arrival of a certain god-tier villain made her all but forgettable
>villain
Now HERE'S a villian
>massively disrespect everyone involved with his frickery by giving him a meme tier death
Nice. Great way to make your cast look like idiots.
>acts like a clown
>dies like a clown
>head squished like a grape by his coveted super-weapon
I fail to see a problem
What, that was best scene.
Or are you annoyed it's legit Eva?
Did you lol XD lmaoooo he can't dodge the AoE gottemmm
Miss this irredeemable bastard so much
Absolutely perfect hate sink in every quality imaginable, every scene he had was massively entertaining at how much further they could take his sheer villainy. (will he torture children this week? will he threaten someone's family? will he stick an orphan's brain in a death machine next week?)
Valens' nose was so pronounced that I genuinely thought he was a israelite.
>Shit tier villain
Ftfy
being a contrarian doesn't give you a personality
But i don't want him to sit on my face
Because she's not popular, she's popular in the west but the Asians actually like the Emet more, Y'Shtola was the lowest ranked character in FFXIV, only the developers and weebs like her for being boring.
hey guys can't wait to discuss the patch---oh.
According to the boorus it's all gay porn.
Exactly. What the frick?
The game porn sucks and decent stuff only exists in secret discords or "locked" twitters
thats why i have to just settle on looking at my own character naked
are FFXIV players still coping with bald man liking new world more?
literally no one cares
Then why are there so many spergs in his chat getting mad at him for it?
literally no one carse
Twitch viewers are subhumans. Nobody cares of the bald man, or his troglodyte followers.
>nooooo those people dont count
lmao. every time.
>I greatly care what twitch celebrities and their worshipers say and think.
kek, seek help.
I didn't say I cared about twitch celebrities. I said FFXIV players care about them.
The majority don't
If you're watching an Asmon stream, and the chat is telling him to play XIV. Put your two braincells together that it might just be trolls, because no one said a God Damn thing about him prior to your question.
>Put your two braincells together that it might just be trolls
ah yes, whenever the FFXIV community does something spergy or moronic it's just trolls. it's impossible that the perfect FFXIV community could be involved in anything annoying or cringe.
No one gives a frick about Asmon except Asmon fans, go back to your echo chamber.
>the FFXIV community does something spergy or moronic
not him, but everything related to streamers trying ffixiv when WoW was collapsing, was pretty divisive and triggered from outside the game. the community LOVES fellating their own, but previously established ecelebs trying the game and bringing orbiters with them had even hugbox-tier FCs arguing.
>everything related to streamers trying ffixiv when WoW was collapsing, was pretty divisive and triggered from outside the game
Anon, the two biggest discord servers for the game had dedicated Asmongold channels.
Those spergs get mad at any and everything, that's what they like to do, get mad.
No, they either don't care or are actively trying to convince bald man/twitch to not play their game.
>the guy who won't shut the frick up about twitch cancer also follows discord cancer
You can't make this shit up.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY DONT COUNT NOOOOOOOOOO
i love how whenever a massive part of the community is moronic, ffxiv players cope by just deciding those people aren't ffxiv players. lmao
take a trip with
and don't come back
That's not an argument.
I'm not here for an argument, I'm here to get twitch cancer off my board. Take a hint already.
It's 'no true scottsman' all the way down with you morons, isn't it?
new world mogs ffxiv it's the natural order of things
post more shtola art
Stupid sexy cat
FFXIV players have the most basic b***h taste in music of all time. If "My Heart Will Go On" was a track in this game instead of Titanic, the players would have onions freak outs over it and give it a standing ovation lmao.
All of XIV's music lyrics have plot reference, making it more meaningful. IF this song was in the game people would scratch their heads wondering why a love ballad is randomly in the game.
Ok, let's change the hypothetical to the same song but with relevant lyrics.
While I'd grant there are vaguely similar sounding sounds in the game, there is so much more variety I think it's unfair to judge all songs based on that.
Example:
Not even Soken's best song
Lyrics:
Damn
Love or lust
Damn
All of us
Give me a run for my money
There is nobody, no one to outrun me
So give me a run for my money
Sipping bubbly, feeling lovely, living lovely
Just love me
I wanna be with you, ayy, I wanna be with
I wanna be with you, ayy, I wanna be with
I wanna be with you (Love me, just love me)
If I didn't ride blade on curb, would you still (Love me)
If I made up my mind at work would you still (Love me)
Keep it a hundred, I'd rather you trust me than to (Love me)
Keep it a whole one hund', don't got you I got nothing
Ay, I got something (I got something)
Hol' up, we gon' function (We gon' function), no assumptions (No assumptions)
Feeling like Tyson wit' it (Feeling like Tyson wit' it), knock it out out twice (Knock it out out twice)
I'm with it, only for the night, I'm kiddin'
Only for life, you're a homie for life
You're a homie for life, let's get it
Hit that shoulder lean, I know what comin' over mean
Backstroke oversea, I know what you need
Already on ten, our money come in
All feeling go out, this feeling don't drought
This party won't end
If I didn't ride blade on curb, would you still (Love me)
If I made up my mind at work would you still (Love me)
Keep it a hundred, I'd rather you trust me than to (Love me)
Keep it a whole one hund', don't got you I got nothing
Give me a run for my money
There is nobody, no one to outrun me
So give me a run for my money
Sipping bubbly, feeling lovely, living lovely
Just love me
I wanna be with you, ayy, I wanna be with
I wanna be with you, ayy, I wanna be with
I wanna be with you (Love me, just love me)
>POPULAR BAD
and no, just listened to it again since its been two decades. This doesn't even compare to any good song in XIV. Try again, chud.
BAD
that's not what anyone said. Respond to the actual words in the post.
not an argument and read your own advise
objectively wrong, why don't you actually try listening to them side by side
>objectively wrong
how?
>why don't you actually try listening to them side by side
they use somewhat different scales and chord progressions, but both use extremely typical "sad" pop cadence and aesthetic.
>This doesn't even compare to any good song in XIV.
It uses literally the exact same structure and cadence as dragonsong.
The final zone in Endwalker literally sounds like Christian Rock music.
What's wrong with that?
>great music
>have to shit talk it because people like it
shitposter has nothing left to attack
he tried to gameplay, the playerbase, not he's so desperate he's trying the music with the same pic over and over again
Tataru good. Wife.
I started playing a week ago
This b***h is thirsty as frick for my character.
But I want to bone the white haired elf twins
Something about their outfit, their sexy lips and behavior, just make my dick diamonds. The boy included.
Pray return to my bedchambers
tried making a fem just like her but there is always something slightly off, i just want to be her doppelganger and frick her soldiers.
She's pretty baseline Hyur.
Lucky for you twins come as a package deal (and Alphinaud does look very cute in a dress)
>like the twins
>say this openly and the fujos, furries, trannies, ERPers, people who spend their entire sub time gposing or thirsting over NPCs, and other virtue signaling c**ts start screeching
Well you are clearly a pedo for liking the twins
Liking =/= wanting to frick them. I bet you want to frick your dad if you like him.
Did you read the post I replied to?
>The boy included
You're going to love the first expansion then. You'll go from wanting to bone him to being bro's for life.
The female twin eventually becomes the character that wants your dick the most by a long run, and there are a bunch of characters that want it.
perfection
Sunder these, my brave little spark
henceforth, he shall titty frick
what mod are the clothes?
Don't know, I just found those here
Pretty sure the top is from this
https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/8924
anyone with talent recognizes ecchi is hotter
Why the frick is the swallow's compass theme playing in the Eorzean Alliance Headquarters (the area you meet Varis in before Ghimlyt Dark)?
Disregard that I suck wieners, it's the Drowned City of Skalla theme that's playing.
I AM GOING TO VISIT THE XIV REDDIT
Have fun o/
Dont do it anon you'll get phlegma
Whats phlegma
Phlegma is an action unlocked at level 26. It's available for Sage.
Deals unaspected damage to target and all enemies nearby it with a potency of 400 for the first enemy, and 30% less for all remaining enemies.
wow, 400 potency at level 26 seems pretty strong.
PHLEGMA BALLS
What did they mean by this?
"Do the carpets match the drapes?" basically. Given how the Heretics live, it's likely the same in colour and quantity.
Zenos is a phlegma male.
People are more inclined to get suggestive lewd photos of their character rather than full-on pornography.
Also xiv community is willing to shell LOTS of money for art commissions, I don't really think there are any who would do a porn story with a plot or something.
femras are angst schizos.
I have several mental illnesses but schizophrenia is not one of them!
Who are you replying to?
Dunno, they are anonymous.
you guys really should concern yourselves with something other than porn for at least a few hours a day
B-but i like porn
porn cant fulfill you, you can't realize your self through porn
He's a Final Fantasy XIV player who's posting cropped porn on Ganker there isn't anything to realize.
Probably true, most people are in their stations in life because they put themselves there.
Then you probably have healthy levels of testosterone.
It'll be a very empty life later on.
can confirm, I jerk offd to a naked chick and now I post on Ganker wishing I could turn back time and stop myself from ruining my life
what are you, 12?
Small. Frick off.
>most people are in their stations in life because they put themselves there.
Source? From a philosophical perspective we don't even have evidence that free will exists, let alone that people aren't impacted by systemic and generational upbringing.
what if i like sexy stuff but not porn ?
And?
>you can't realize your self through porn
I know, that's why when i look at porn it's all fiction and mainly futa
>porn addicts writhing uncomfortably when their addiction is called out
big oof
>defining your entire personality by whether or not you consume porn
lol
lmao even
no, you guys don't consume porn
you consoom porn
and we all know what the difference is
stop replying to the proselytizing moron, he does this in every NSFW thread and no matter what you say he will just reply "ha! says the porn addict!"
... said the porn addict, his voice going up an octave.
I couldn't give less of a frick about what you are saying
Lucky Warrior of Light
What the frick is wrong with Minfillias face, why does she look like a downey here
I need ryne and gaia porn, I want porn where you dominate them
>Gaia
I think Ihcaris is pretty good but I'm a degenerate that likes futa.
Can someone tell me why ffxiv porn sucks ass please?
I think Alisae sucks.
Forced trash tier waifu
I like her
No.
This is your average ffxiv fan
You're right I want to frick the NPCs
bruh why the top of his head so flat?
he's literally me...
Hi me.
Forced trash tier waifu
can you post the source or link to more stuff like this pretty please?
Sorry don't remmeber the source, you have my sorted stuff folder at
and here is my unsorted folder, I'm sure you'll find something you'll like.
https://mega.nz/folder/xWsURCwB#nA6avtFWbNt8rutG2j3bAw
thx for the link 🙂
>sorted folder
>no sorted folders
>no orginization beyond renaming files
>unsorted folder
>has folders
you are a special kind of moron
Why thank you, tell me something i don't already know
>already starting to grow the giraffe neck
ruined
is dragon ball better than FFXIV?
No, Dragon Ball was never good.
I don't know the episode where they screamed at each other was pretty cool, and Ball could probably beat up Zenos
You lost.
what does a mexican poll have to do with anything
It's better if you want competent action choreography, almost none of which exists in FFXIV. Otherwise, not really.
You lost.
DB won.
>DBZ
>competent action choreography
Yes? Leave it to the xivBlack person to be completely ignorant.
>shifting the goalposts
no one said anything about DBZ, the post asked about Dragonball. But yes, both shows have competent action choreography, at least compared to FFXIV.
>WHAT IF MY UGLY AS FRICK FUTA OC WITH A TACKY OUTFIT, OBNOXIOUS UGLY HAIR AND GLASSES HAD SEX WITH ALISAIE OR YSHTOLA
i hate this playerbase so much
make it yourself then you lazy ass Black person leech
DB has the most iconic manga panels in history. FFXIV has nothing.
ok but can goku beat madara
Yes without a doubt.
Why TF are people arguing about a manga/anime franchise vs an MMO?
Compare DBO to FFXIV
>tfw this is what I would've wanted from a DB sequel without the time patrol garbage.
I guess I'll watch the GT OVA again for post end of z kino.
op pic is disgusting. japanese art peaked late 90s.
Open Letter to XIV gays:
Dear FFXIVgays,
Bruh why the top of your head so flat?
From,
Mootahar
Mom droped me on the floor head first when i was a babby, it's ok i bounced
C U T E
This is why xiv porn is bad
Deviant art rejects.
>old hag
BROS
Congrats bro
I think ffxiv is dead.
No shit, its only for socialization between content
The content sucks now.
Meanwhile, in reality
It's going down.
But everything else has somewhat decent porn. Not ffxiv.
>Same Argument every time
>Ignores the fact that it always dips in patch lulls
It's going down....
Jesus anon are you autistically dumb? Look at crypto. It crashes too. Just like ffxiv.
>But everything else has somewhat decent porn. Not ffxiv.
Everything has more and better ecchi than hentai, it's just that the more popular something is the more diamond in the rough hentai you get.
This man comes to your game, saves it from death, then kills it again
>saves it from death
moron
Sorry xivtroon nobody cares about your game. People log in for the VN then stop playing
Good. I don't want you Black folk anywhere near my game. We had a stable, active population long before it got on your radar. Go stay in your rat hole. Get the frick out of my game.
"Your" game is being raped by the devs to be the most casualized MMO solo game. Get fricked moron
Have fun with Black person west games made by moron rapists lmao
When Assmongler started FFXIV and players actually checked out his streams he hit 200K viewers.
Him streaming XIV right now: 43K
He's not saving shit. XIV fans don't care.
Pissing and moaning about how he shouldn't be forced to play FFXIV (he scheduled to and then wasted six hours doing anything but) and now the community is toxic kills me, he's going the same way as every other WoW-turned-XIV streamer that freaked the frick out about the game and/or community and lost all their numbers for it.
>he's going the same way as every other WoW-turned-XIV streamer that freaked the frick out about the game and/or community
yeah, there's a clear pattern with FFXIV players sperging out and starting drama around streamers playing the game "wrong". extremely bizarre community.
you will never be rich
you will never freak the frick out about getting banned for addons
you will never alienate your entire stream
you will never have to consider entering the wage cage again after alienating all of your viewers
There are spergs and they are fricking annoying, but if you think it's not 99% the streamers, you're out of your mind.
Pyromancer, Quin, Tali, etc.
Weird how they are ALL WoW players too.
>he's going the same way as every other WoW-turned-XIV streamer that freaked the frick out about the game and/or community and lost all their numbers for it.
He's not freaking out at all, though, he's just playing the game less than XIV spergs want him to and that's enough for them to have a collective meltdown.
he caught a wowandy pretending to be an ffxivandy trying to get him mad at the game
>he's just playing the game less than XIV spergs want him to
I'd be pretty miffed too if he said "seven hour XIV stream guys" and then did literally anything but that for six hours. Oh wait that's what happened.
>seven hour XIV stream guys
literally never happened, you're creating things your in head again
dont forget medication troon
Compelling rebuttal, homosexualron 5000, I'll look out for you on the soijak party chan and I'll congratulate you on trolling Ganker so frickin' hard.
nice buzzwords you got there
>i-it-it didn't happen
typical false flagging asmon troony, let me guess, you're a right wing neo-nazi too, aren't you?
Why? Bald man has always been a giant frosted flake. Watch something else if you can't handle him switching up his plans.
He could have had so many more viewers.
>fall guys won
>he's playing XIV anyway
what did he mean by this
Check again xivtroon
""""Active"""" character just means msq was completed, very poor way of measuring activity
This is the most accurate you can get with the info available
What's with the trans ra?
No idea, I didn't make that.
No, it means they acquired a mount or a minion during the current patch, which is what a reasonable definition of "active" would be.
not at all reasonable. That could be today, that could've been three months ago.
OK, and what's your point?
If someone has actively finished the relevant current content then they're actively playing the game.
An unreasonable definition of "active" is "plays the game literally every day" like yours.
Can we get a real graph? Why is it only one dude on reddit ever bothered to graph it? Now he's stopped for some reason and I can't find any more. That graph has errors in it, too.
>Why is it only one dude on reddit ever bothered to graph it?
Most people don't care about sub-number slap fights is why
It's like this for everything, anon.
>we don't have nothing slight close to wow sfm porn
we suck bros...
BRO some wow SFM creator made two Viera webms. Pretty good actually.
citation?
https://rule34xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5729646
https://rule34xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5636124
>IP blocked
???
add a . between rule34 and xxx
>Actually hot AF
>bunny tail
CRINGE HEADCANON
I like how in English hentai and ecchi are two different things despite being the same thing in Japanese.
I commissioned some art of xaela dicking from the artist with the purple xaela OC. Money well spent, I came buckets.
Pic somewhat related, it's not my commission. I just think it's funny.
They ideal on balmung
They also used to post quite a bit on Ganker
have a nice day you futa homosexual, you're part of the problem
Sorry, not going to waste my money commissioning porn of the boring cat or the insufferable c**t.
What the absolute frick is the point of daily normal raid duty if it gives you absolutely fricking nothing?
You unironically get more money and exp from just running a normal leveling dungeon without daily bonus.
Shut up homosexual.
it's there to trick people into helping others clear old raids. Tanks also get progress toward their achievements.
Thanks. I didn't ask morons
>What the absolute frick is the point of daily normal raid duty if it gives you absolutely fricking nothing?
It's for getting tomes, never bother doing it below level cap.
you get a pittance of tomes as well...
You get more tomes from it than any other roulette.
Normal raids? No you don't regard. you get like 10 and 20 tomes.
You get 60/20 which is more than trial roulette for the same time investment. Considering it takes 5-10 minutes compared to Expert which takes 15-30 minutes and gives you about 1/3 the tomes it's reasonable. It also gives you more gil than any other roulette besides Alliance raids.
I didn't ask. Stop replying to me.
>What the absolute frick is the point of daily normal raid duty if it gives you absolutely fricking nothing?
>15-30 minutes for expert
I'm sure you're just being generous with that higher end estimate, but still.
Sure, if you triple DPS queue you can get it done in 8-10 minutes, but if you're not 4-man queueing and using pots and raid food it's going to be 11-15 minutes. If you're solo queueing then 15-30 is a generously low estimate.
Die already you fat frick. Jauthy janny die die die.
100 poetics for like 5 minutes is pretty good, not even mentioning the endgame tomes it gives you
Fast, gives tomes and gives experience
It doesn't give exp
Yeah it does. Not the worst amount of experience and it's certainly worth doing daily, especially if you have friends to queue up with.
No, it doesn't. It gives you less than 0.1% of your level as exp. You would literally get more EXP from going to Ultima Thule and killing trash mobs.
>It gives you less than 0.1% of your level as exp.
I remember it giving million+ when I was getting classes to 90, which is a pretty decent amount for a roulette that only lasts a few minutes since that's faster than like three or four fates.
It gives you about 200k at 89. It's less than a single fate.
it's literally only like 5% when a dungeon pop is around 40-70%, not to mention you're at the mercy of 7 morons remembering mechanics between 2-8 years ago.
Then queue up with friends to absolutely blast the roulette. Something that lasts a few minutes tops and gives a couple of other rewards is always okay in my book.
>poetics
>the thing you cap out by the time you get to normal raid roulette
>worth it
lol
lmao even
Why would you find 8 people to blast through a roulette when you could instead find 4 people ti blast through a dungeon, or use those 8 people to do six fates in the same time period for more than 6x the exp? moron
I DIDN'T FRICKING ASK STOP REPLYINGB TO ME
>What the absolute frick is the point of daily normal raid duty if it gives you absolutely fricking nothing?
You asked a question
go back to /vg/
It’s fun
it's there to try to make irrelevant content relevant again. When I was leveling I didn't even do msq roulette because frick dealing with sprouts.
>b-but the tomes
No reason to still do it when hunts exist. Just afk until a s-rank or ss-rank pops up and get easy tomestones. Be efficient, stop doing what the devs want you to do.
>Meanwhile in the Official Forums
Im gonna guess its some degenerate from the american datacenter
Please give me some hope and the 6 pages are people dunking on this psycho
>Adamantoise
Hell yea
>It's real
Somehow Further Hildibrand Adventures
>Hildibrand is abducted to the moon by PuPu's
>WoL and Godbert go to the moon in search of him
>Gerolt is also in Bestways Burrows, inspecting the craftsmanship and learning from the Loporrits (and hiding from Rowena's debts)
>The PuPu's open a gateway into the Interspectorial Rift, where Greg emerges with new weapons he found there
>Gerolt and Godbert want to recreate these new weapons with WoL's aid for profit (and to pay Rowena's debts)
Interspectorial Rift (Endwalker exploratory mission) and Manderville Weapons
>Explore beyond the rift, comprised of fragments from the Source's past and possible futures, the reflections and other stars before unseen
>Fantastical and mystifying vistas that bend the laws of physics await you within
>Fight monsters, gather equipment and utilize magics that only work within the rift
>The opening of the rift also caused materials to appear in other parts of Etheirys (you can farm the weapons in the rift, or by doing FATE's/Alliance raids/whatever boring shit if you are a typical unfun piece of shit that doesn't want to do new content)
Behold the savior of FFXIV, Hildibrand Helidor Maximilian Manderville, Gentleman of Light, Agent of Enquiry, Inspector Extraordinaire and bringer of actual fun content
one can hope
Exploratory missions will likely come 6.3. We didn’t get bozja until 5.3 and the first part of the relic quest was just the varis solo duty and 1000 tomes of poetics. I don’t understand the homosexuals who want to go back to doing fates and leves 100 times for the relic instead of grinding in a bozja like zone with some pretty OP actions and potions.
>still thinks there is going to be a bozja/eureka
fricking LOL dude. they would have mentioned it by now
Can we have an actual XIV thread? Why the frick this porn thread is up after so long?
We all know its the same thing. XIV is only good for porn
We had quite a few this morning after the Live Letter.
you piece of shit i clicked on this thread cause you said porn but it's just gay dudes pretending to be women here
This thread has a serious lack of lalas
Tom and Jerry looking b***h
lala mouths a terrifying
Awful, looks like they would pop if squeezed too hard.
no one asked you homosexual troony
god what does her breath smell like
why does she have one tiny leg?
Why are XIEVEBlack folk so addicted to assassman?
>Literally every time someone brings up Assmon in these threads its people trying to dunk on XIVers.
Nope it's usually xiv stand throwing a melty
NO IT IS YOU WHO ARE MAD ACTUALLY!!!!!
The only time i hear about this guy is in threads about people "OH NO NO"ing WoW, shitposting in FFXIV threads, or general eceleb threads where people use pictures of him to shit post or make fun of him. Every time he is brought up in FFXIV threads the response is normally "go away"
What is this filth, looks like i'm going to have to take my advertiser money elsewhere.
MSQ roulette was ruined.
good, it was always trash
It was leagues better before. Now I really don't feel like leveling up.
Good, go play the game and stop afking through noob content. Next you can stop taking your gear off when queuing for 24 man roulette, thanks.
Sucks.
>WAAAAAAAAAH I DONT GET A FREE LEVEL
frick off
how so?
It was always shit. They need to dumb CT into the MSQ roulette and take it out of the AR roulette
>dislike the new mogstation outfit
>still want to frick every cat wearing it
damn
95% of homosexuals that b***h and whine about teammates in frontline are at the bottom of kills damage and objectives
SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH YOU USELESS wienerSUCKERS, YOU'RE NOT WORTH SHIT EITHER
I usually top damage though.
So I started playing Tank for the first time because it's the only role I don't have at lvl 90 yet.
To be specific I'm playing Gunbreaker. (did a few low level runs first and then started doing roulettes)
So the thing is I usually play Healer so I know what they can do and as a Tank my health is extremely low most of the time despite using damage mitigations and at first I thought I was doing something wrong but then I started paying more attention towards what healers are doing I noticed most of them don't even use all their fricking skills even as I'm about to die, most of them just spam their basic heal spell over and over and call it a day, I never get cleansed from cleansable status effects, I never really get any buffs to damage mitigation from them or anything like that.
Am I actually a bad Tank (either way I probably am) trying to cope or are most healers really that fricking useless they can't handle a simple wall to wall pull?
Or is Gunbreaker just really awful?
Most healers are complete braindead morons who can't even handle spamming cure 2 and instead just cast cure 1 every couple of seconds because they're playing healer for an easy carry.
GNB is the squishiest tank so naturally it dies faster.
Not really, DRK is significantly squishier than GUB. Regardless every tank can do every big pull.
If the healer is casting cure 1s then the problem isn't the tank at all.
As tank, you need to assume you don't have a healer until they have proven they aren't an idiot. So you need to either pull less, avoid bad zones, and use your defensive cooldowns effectively. (don't spam them all at once)
Just wait until you start levelling WAR and you watch the healers chain cast GCD heals and/or blow their cooldowns while you have Bloodwhetting up.
I don't fricking trust you. For every tank I trust and it turns out well another six fricking explode.
Sounds like a skill issue more than anything else. I hardly have to change what I'm doing (the bare minimum) between my roulette tanks.
:3
/pet /pet /pet /pet
ummm anon... how low is your hand going
bruh
I want to put a litter of Miqittens into that Miqitten
"Can't have someone cuter than me in this game."
Riqi-Tio is the cutest though
T'kebbe > Riqi-Tio > Khloe
>T'kebbe
Fair
I was extremely concerned they were going to kill her when she was introduced.
Frick you
No, frick you
FRICK YOOOOUUUUBLABLABLRRARAGGGHGAGGHGHHHH
I can't stop jerking off to mods in this game.
>be literally one win away from Crystal
>end up on a losing streak of epic proportions
Why are Crystal players SO FRICKING moronic
>Be hardstuck 0 rating Crystal
>Throw whenever my team has a Diamond 1, tryhard whenever the other team has a Diamond 1
Lmaooooo get gatekept cuck
because you are hitting the ranks where cheaters play.
>Gave up on PvP because of the dog shit balancing
>Stopped at Gold 1 and just do casual occasionally now
>Still get plenty of WHM that polymorph me the nano-second I cast my LB
These people can't be serious
It isn't JUST instant polymorph. Myself I use a HUD that keep tracks of everyone's cooldown for me.
Guess what? Nobody gives a frick.
Oh, I know nobody gives a frick, especially Square, just disgusted that people use scripts in casuals with a bunch of gold ranked players
I love her Jp VA.
>watching https://youtu.be/Op1DuaX7psc?t=472
>crowd goes apeshit at PLD's new gapcloser
PLDs really had it rough huh
yeah. despite people on Ganker - cultural phenomenons will tell you, tanks all having tools better fits the 'play the class you want' philosophy that the devs want
>that the devs want
they never wanted it, they felt forced into it because of PLD and WHM trannies crying about an invisible boogeyman that was kicking them out of every piece of content. Post HW they catered to those transitioning trannies into making everything the same that no one is left out.
the xiv devs have a history of telling their fans 'frick off, your opinions are shit' but in a polite manner
except they also have a history of lying and designing dogshit before having to either cut content or forget about it.
And they absolutely care about public reception, they redesigned MCH AST and DRK fricking TWICE and AST is about to receive a THIRD dicking because of it
man why the frick are they going to butcher DRG
If I were to guess, they are remaking the crit stats, and DRG Litany / Life Surge is about to receive the Kaiten experience.
And they forget how much the devs tried to cope with SMN pets before completely getting rid of it.
>AST
its gimmick is 'shit ton of ogcds and has a raid wide dps cooldown'. cards are still clunky. i told people that adding a 4th healer was a bad idea when AST still didn't have an identity in shadowbringers.
AST is awful to play on a controller because of cards.
You heard it now, they will make the cards AOE and cut the frick out of them. Something like 60 sec Draw
>didn't have an identity in shadowbringers
because they removed it shadowbringers It was a support buffer healer that could help with MANA, tp, and a variety of ways in DPS. A reminder to everyone that this was another case of them gutting a class because it was too "complicated" for the braindead morons in DF that got scared at SB AST having at least 7 buttons alone to manipulate cards in different ways.
cards weren't changed because they were complicated. they were changed because people only used 1 combination.
Ewer/Spire were not potent enough to make any difference. Old Spear was actually a dps decrease
They were changed exactly for that reason, they literally said it in one of the live letters pre-ShB that it was too complicated and being simplified. Frick off.
You didn't play AST in HW. You probably didn't even play at all back then
moronic newbie
It didn't help that in the Stormblood job trailer Paladin just stands still for 15 seconds at the end using Passage of Arms.
>that DRK Fray reaction at the end
Theres only one thing that could top that
SMN Alexander
god i want to frick a viera SO BADLY
What should I level next, since I have a neat glam for the first, and plan on grabbing the UWU katana once i clear it for the second, and just like playing the third?
WHM, SAM, or DNC?
>Alliance roulette
>Load into Lota
>Naked catgirl samurai immediately puts on their gear
One day my friends... we will return to Ivalice.
Literally me. Frick your roulette
STOP DUMBING DOWN JOBS TO APPEAL TO THE MASSES YOSHI-P YOU HACK
t. LF P3S prog
Reminder to laugh at everyone on crystal when the data center travel update happens
We'll be laughing at Balmung cucks also.
What'd I miss?
6.18 is Datacenter travel patch. And the contained ERP servers can go to whatever server they want
i don't think many people from balmung will be compelled to leave, however balmung gets plenty of shitposting tourists from other servers already so i think that effect will be magnified
>Data Center Travel gets introduced
>Everyone goes to Balmung to make fun of the cyberfrickers
>It's empty
>because Balmung's gone to their servers to clear their marketboards of all their cheap mats and bawd glamours
Virtually nobody mentions how it's going to ruin markets across the board as now everything is going to be stupidly expensive on every data center because of people doing that.
>Datacenter travel patch
Does this apply to duties as well? Can I return to Ivalice in a 5 minute queue with like minded chads
No. PF and DF is still datacenter bound.
>day 1 data center travel
>bunch of autists go to balmung to make fun of other autists
>feature is buggy
>they get trapped on balmung for an undetermined amount of time
That’s pretty much happened to someone in my FC going to kill Chi when the servers had 1000+ queues.
>character data gets corrupted
>What the frick went wrong?
commission gays and their oc donut steel
world visit was already big enough of a mistake
And if I remember, you can buy things from other datacenters as well. MB is going to fricked
They said "The economy eventually resolved itself" when they introduced World Visit, so they expect the same to happen.
I like it, it’s how I buy stuff for cheap.
xiv used to be such a simple thing to Ganker
now I can't believe it's just a buried memory
I just watched /emote
that black haired lala pissed me off
yeah a lot of people get self-centered like that
Name a better combination than Black Mage and Au Ra
Black dicks and Au Ra
Black Mage and lala.
Malera DRK
Elezen DRG
Highlander MNK
Midlander PLD
Femra NIN
>Femra NIN
That's good too
Only if she's a chuuni
Of course
au'ra are the worst kind people
ive probably only ever met ONE who was cool
this but lalas
lalas are beyond based
only fun race in the game
okay cultist
say that to yoshi-p and sakagichi
>say this to my fellow cultists
?
lalas can either be the most based or the worst homosexuals.
>graphics update in the next expansion
How fricked am I if I'm still on an old computer using a gtx 960 and on Windows 7?
just turn your deets down lmao
not like the game is turning into rdr2
they still need to make it work on consoles so its fine
Can’t blame ps4/5 players now, it’s folks with shit pcs
most are trannies irl
new world mogs this game btw
bait but
apples and oranges, unfortunately
true it is apples and oranges. if i imagine ziv as a dressup social simulator then it makes more sense. new world is a proper return to what mmos should be
now you're just trying too hard
I really wished new world was good, I would have been playing it during patch down time.
it's a lot better now, would recommend
Nah I’m good, I have zero fate that they won’t release something that will frick up my character
XI wins again.
>ziv
have a nice day
kek why does ziv trigger ff41%ers every time
>hentai
>low brow for plebians who don't know better
>ecchi
>tasteful content enjoyed by high iq patricians
thread slowly hitting limit so here come to low effort shitposters
Free Kupo Nuts
ITOMAKI, YOUR GOD IS COME.
BY HIS WHISKERS, I SEE FREE KUPO NUTS AMID THE FLOWERS. LALI HO!
t. SNAE LING
La-Hee
sad lala faces destroy my heart
I know that porno
same
au ra are all groomers
How many ZAERs do you have?
I can't decide on what race to start as, catgirls or tall elf mommy, maybe highlander?
lalafell
SakiXIV
Thank me later
What body mod are they using?
the street wear shit sucks
JUST BUY IT YOU FRICKING ERP DEGENERATE CHUD
NO AND I DON'T BUY THE DOG UNTIL THERE'S THE BLACK ONE
Paypigs deserve nothing better. Wasn't someone making a mod to replace the cash shop shit with ARR gear?
you're not spending 17 dollars on the drip?
HIGHER
OH HIGHER
TUMBLING DOWN
TO
THE
NEVER
I should get a pet cat.
WILD
SHRIEKS
gross
I really, REALLY like Gaia!
Would you still like her if she was a lalafell?
No
holy frick I need to drain my balls in that
her eyes are on different continents.
Why do lalashits always have to ruin everything? They're like furries always turning human girls into animals
I swear I am going to login and spray so much semen on the first limsa catgirl bawd I see because of the op picture
No you won't. Autists like you talk a big game until it comes time, then you b***h out.
>DRG is perfect for what it is, just a strict rotation that werks, and all the clunky bits have been removed finally
>"we will redesign the entire job, please look forward to it"
Why are they like this? This is like when they finally fixed SCH fairies at the end of SB and then BOOM redesign.
>pets/dots are bad because... t-they just are okay!
DRG is dogshit, braindead, and oversimplified but I know they'll never fix that, so I don't get why they're redesigning it either. Reminds me of how they're bringing back Kaiten which fixes 0 problems samurai has.
YoshiP, BLM main, thinks DRG is too busy and hard because you have to press buttons in a linear order that doesn't really change. DRG, by word is god, is harder and more busy than NIN. Why the frick is DRG getting a rework when DRK is allowed to be a eclectic mess of aimless oGCD vomit by comparison? The job is fricking fine, DRK plays like shit.
>DRG, by word is god, is harder and more busy than NIN
Because Yoshi doesn't actually play any job other than BLM. You're also talking about the guy who genuinely thought Anatman was a great and useful skill BEFORE he realized you could use it to get a free greased lightning stack.