FFXIV is dying because Alisaie is slowly being written out of the story.

FFXIV is dying because Alisaie is slowly being written out of the story. I bet she's going to stay in Garlemald while I'm sent to Meracydia in 7.0...

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are many reasons sb, shb and ew were worse than hw, she's one of them.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is she being written out of the story, she was basically the most present Scion during these patches after Y'shtola and Estinien.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1bNs5PEGfRUn

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      WoL is for Tataru

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        WoL is for Alisaie

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nyahahaha

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      loose cat Needs Correction!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      please frick off and have a nice day, or stay in your containment general.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would if I didn't get fricking banned for 3 days over an on topic post

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You've been spamming your shit here for much longer than three days.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Posts off topic shit here
          >wants you to believe he was totally on topic when he got banned
          Sure buddy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's been 6 days

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You've been spamming your shit here for much longer than three days.

            I chained 2 bans together lol

            >Posts off topic shit here
            >wants you to believe he was totally on topic when he got banned
            Sure buddy

            it was 100% on topic it even included an ingame screenshot as pic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true that xivg doxxed this guy and he's permabanned there

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's a chinese dude who works in some non profit to bring more refugees to spain lmao

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How mentally ill do i have to be to prog a fights for a month. Locking nights out of my short life span wheren i have to dance with other 7 people until we're done.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dropping the raiding was the best thing i ever did. after i killed heroic garrosh in SoO i took a break and didn't bother coming back for WoD. the freedom of not having to drag tards past the finish line is exhilarating

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could just run with a static. Also the fights don't seem as hard as the last tier and from I heard P11S is easy. So I imagine many people will get walled by P10S for PF.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk I do 2 hours twice a week and we take months to clear raid tiers but its fairly comfy. been running with this static for near two years now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dunno man I cleared top and I cant be arsed with this tier
      it might be the best raid tier ever but once youre burned out youre burned out

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Similar situation, except I tried the tier anyway right after and only just killed Athena Tentáculo yesterday. It's a fun tier, but I need a fricking break 'till 7.0 minimum. TOP drained my soul.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped raiding last tier and I'm glad it's finally over, raiding hasn't been fun since SB, you could actually tolerate the 7 morons then, now they either wipe you or give you damage down.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are at a crossroad anon
      >spend a few hrs per week throwing banther with friends in a static and having laughs while progging

      or

      >spending way more hrs per week in silence doing nothing but progging with pugs without even being able to call them out out of fear of being banned.

      choose wisely

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is literally the opposite of true btw as someone who's had experiences with both. in a static you will always always always have the weak link holding you back and because everyone is kind of friends calling this shit out immdately leads into drama
        in a PF if someone is bad you are entirely within your rights in the tos to point out "the pf said X and you're forcing us to do Y over and over" or just fricking leave, never see any of these people again, and join a different pf with people who are better

        friend of mine who is doing the current tier with a static took 3 weeks to finish p9s. it took me 3 days doing it for an hour or so each time

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I was in a bad static so all statics must be like this, Pugs are better
          anon, do you even try?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you frick your WoL or do you see her as a daughter or avatar of yourself?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my wol
      >her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would savagely and repeatedly mating press her and make sure she was permanently pregnant

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sex only after a romance/dating arc.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would dp her with Meteor.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of Eorzea will be filled with our spawn.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't breed a male lalafell as far I know

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >her
      >daughter
      >avatar
      ???

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m desperate enough to try to frick my fiddie but I wrote her as autistic as hell and only interested in becoming the best swordswoman on the star.

      Pretty much all my other characters are male and asexual except the xaela pirate dating another fiddie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My WoL would actually probably hate me and get with Lyse or Cylva instead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I fantasia as a fem elezen? Yes.
      When I fantasia as a male elezen? Yes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's my daughter-wife.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sexo after marriage.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends, do I get to put a fanta in him before this theoretical WoL materializes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want her to pin me down and frick me till I love her

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spiritually you are gay.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Less Alisaie more Y'shtola.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FFXIV is dying because G'raha is slowly being written out of the story
    Fix'd that for you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      stinky stinky fujo, what are you doing outside of crystalcafe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5.4 to 6.3

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will personally buy 100 copies and give em out in Ganker if Graha is written out
      frick this annoying simp

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he should have died in 5.3

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beans strat is better than Papan strat AND THAT'S A FACT!

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alisaie is overrated, especially since VA sounds like 30-something roasty when she's supposed to be a 16-year old girl

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's dying because it's SHIT

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does your Azem look like

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anam myself into a Midlander
      >my green skin turns into Amerimutt Mystery Meat brown
      Noooooo...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The most boring person on earth. Just like me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah tell you hwat hearing that fiddle go nuts on Rhythm of the Realm gives me goosebumps something fierce. Ah luv the 24 man raids but ah wish they were a bit harder

      I'd be fine if the oh gee Azem was just Meteor

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine she just looks like my WoL with normal ears and no tail or fangs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hyuras are cursed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      MWAHAHAHA
      Go ahead and wait until the last second to roll!

      IT WONT HELP YOU !

      I WIN b***h!!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I roll 9002 disconnected from game lobby

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually saw it happen way back in vanilla WoW, forget the item but a bunch of people in the raid were rolling on something, guy rolls a 99 and everyone in vent congratulates him before the very last person to roll pulls a 100. He took it well, though we reminded him about it a lot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Au Ra are cringe as frick but I will give him props for being the only artist I've seen get Azem's mask right.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boring normal human
      frick no, Azem would look like whatever moronic animal people race WoL is just to spite the ancients.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        WoL is a Hyur

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          WoL is not Azem, did, clap, you, clap, not, clap, finish, clap, pandaemonium?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            WoL has Azem's soul. Just like that one Elezen who had Athen inside him had Eric's soul. That means WoL is Azem.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              > That means WoL is Azem.
              Lahabrea specifically explains that this isn't the case in Pandaemonium...
              stop skipping cutscenes
              they INHERITED the ancient souls, they are not the same beings as the ancients.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who's gonna stop me if I go around introducing myself as Azem of the Convocation?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Birmingham police?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >who's gonna stop me
                The real Azem

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >inherited his looks
                >inherited his soul
                >inherited his memories
                At what point does the copy stop being a copy and become the original?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >inherited his looks
                Sure
                >inherited his soul
                Pieces of it
                >inherited his memories
                When? We know next to nothing about Azem that wasn't told to us by somebody else

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was talking about Claudien.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Claudien looks noting like Eric. The only thing they share in appearance is their skin tone.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                We know for a fact that souls and memories are aether, and that memories dissolve in the lifestream before the soul reincarnates.
                Pandaemonium talks about this.
                But there is a single thing in game that somehow contradicts the memory fading shit, and it's that Zenos and all ancient souls remember the final days, while the 2nd is imparted by Elidibus, they never clarified why Zenos remembers those.
                Lore consistency flew out the window with Ishikawa

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No it doesn't. People with the soul of an ancient might share some superficial qualities or even appearance in WoL's case but they're still a separate entity to Azem.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Emet and Hythlo call WoL the spitting image of Azem if you play a proper race like Hyur or Elezen.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              They say the same thing to a miqo'te

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm starting to believe that schizo theory claiming that "Azem is actually WoL from our future which traveled back in time and caused a loop" is right.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Play as a hrothgar
              >Emet and Hythlodaeus calls out Azem's furry fetish
              y-you too

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That dialogue is not unique to hyur and elezen. I got it too.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              they say the same thing about every race you dumb Black person
              or at least all the ones I did it with but I don't play lala or hroth

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                they talked some shit about how I looked only half baked as a lalafell. I blamed emet for fricking it up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Au Ra are cringe as frick but I will give him props for being the only artist I've seen get Azem's mask right.

      >Azem had a black mask
      >left the convocation over disagreement
      >Black masks became the symbol of disposable mooks to the Ascians as a way to spite his memory
      You think Emet was on board with this or secretly hated it?

      Less Alisaie more Y'shtola.

      How ‘bout more Y’shtola, an aged up Alisaie, Kanna E-Senna (retires from seedseer), Merlwyb (restores the captain’s council to avoid being shot), Sadu (shit’s gotten boring in the Steppe and knows trouble follows us), Hilda (she remembers she hates government), and Yugiri (she wants to go traveling too) all as our party for 7.0?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How ‘bout more Y’shtola, an aged up Alisaie, Kanna E-Senna (retires from seedseer), Merlwyb (restores the captain’s council to avoid being shot), Sadu (shit’s gotten boring in the Steppe and knows trouble follows us), Hilda (she remembers she hates government), and Yugiri (she wants to go traveling too) all as our party for 7.0?
        Throw in my loveliest of branches and I'll buy your expansion a million times. Honestly I would already anyway, you had me at Y'shtola.
        Also show me a preliminary draft of grown up Alisaie, I'm really cautious about that one.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How ‘bout more Y’shtola, an aged up Alisaie, Kanna E-Senna (retires from seedseer), Merlwyb (restores the captain’s council to avoid being shot), Sadu (shit’s gotten boring in the Steppe and knows trouble follows us), Hilda (she remembers she hates government), and Yugiri (she wants to go traveling too) all as our party for 7.0?
          So the WoL gets a harem? I'm down.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Male WoL gets Y'shtola, Alisaie, dicky-E, Merlwyb, Sadu, Hilda, Yugiri and Feo Ul.
            >Female WoL gets G'raha, Alphinaud, Estinien, Thancred, Urianger, Ayyymeric, Hien and Raubahn. And also Feo Ul again because she's technically genderless and shapeshifts.

            Perfect expansion.
            Bonus points, we get to laugh at the immense shitstorm that would come from all the yuri/futagays and the viera/roe/hroth players that desperately wanted to get topped by Raubahn.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              my femWoL only wanted to get bred by Zenos

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good luck with that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the pixies can give it to her in her dreams

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The last deito didn't exactly go just as keikaku

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It didn't? We shared a nice dinner and he ended up inside us.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Hien and Raubahn
              Really reaching here anon
              >not mentioning Haurchefant

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't recall Merlwyb ever showing interest in WoL either so I thought it was just a matter of throwing every city leader there.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What did she mean by sending WoL sexo shorts?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >female WoL gets to frick all the decent characters
              >male WoL gets three good characters and a bunch of garbage

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I only need my gato wife.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was this the first time in the game Y'shtola actually does an emote with her ears? One of the things I noted is that she never ever does any of the usual catgirl emotes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >male WoL gets three good characters and a bunch of garbage
                tataru, allisae, yshtola?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no Matoya
              One job Anon

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Much as I like her she already made clear in HW that she's not moving for anything in the world. Except probably if we ever need another mentor figure to sacrifice. But I think Matoya will go out Yoda style so that one poro roggo can do his job.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              My wol (male elezen) will frick G’raha, thank you very much.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not producing more femzens with other femzens
                The absolute state of Gridania

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                femwol is for alisaie

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. alisaie

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >elezen has garbage taste
                tragic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How ‘bout more Y’shtola, an aged up Alisaie, Kanna E-Senna (retires from seedseer), Merlwyb (restores the captain’s council to avoid being shot), Sadu (shit’s gotten boring in the Steppe and knows trouble follows us), Hilda (she remembers she hates government), and Yugiri (she wants to go traveling too) all as our party for 7.0?
        >things that will never, ever happen

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hilda (she remembers she hates government)
        That was only when Thordan/the corrupt members of the church and asshat nobles were in charge though, now that they've got the Houses and Aymeric as el presidente she's fine with it and works as sheriff.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kanna E-Senna
        literal garbage, EW rolequest revolves around you finding out that she can't even talk to the elementals anymore and is pulling an act as the seedseer.

        >Sadu
        the adventure better be raw wild sex until one of us dies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone except Urianger and Sadu should have been killed off in endwalker, trash expansion and hack fraud "writers".

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah ok

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with Khloe Aliapoh

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, I'm not finding many PF for P11S and I think I may have to set up a PF, but I'm scared because I'm not good as a leader and I don't have markers for the fight. How do I not get anxiety setting up PF for the fight?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >p11s
      >this late into the tier
      it's already over

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "bring waymarks helpers welcome"
      there
      literally nobody expects the PF guy to lead anything, just to pick the strat that's supposed to be used for the clear

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call me a Shb babby but the pace of the story is going to drive me to quit the game entirely

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't cared about the story since Tsukuyomi, am really not a fan of world ending threats, I vastly preferred it when conflicts were more, you know, regional.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >x.1 to x.3 is wrapping up the main story, getting a chance to see directly how your actions have changed Ishgard, Norvandt ect. while also taking down someone trying to threaten the peace you've worked hard to accomplish
      >x.4 and x.5 is a mystery that sets up the next expansion
      >6.1 to 6.4 has been nothing but GOLBEZ GOLBEZ GOLBEZ and 6.5 will exclusively be about fighting Zeromus
      Who the frick is behind Endwalker's Post MSQ storyline?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't even mind if it was golbez (durante) all the time but at least conclude something already

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're doing it so 7.0 can be a clean start and newbies can be allowed to jump straight in without going thru the whole zodi arc.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>6.1 to 6.4 has been nothing but GOLBEZ GOLBEZ GOLBEZ
        I actually dreamed about Golbez tonight.
        Not even kidding. I dreamed about a story where we play as Golbez himself. It was basically about tricking the Scions and city state leaders into letting us and all the voidsent armies enter into the cities in the Source so we could kill ourselves. Except swearing "Yeah we're totally just planning to do trade and become friends and stuff, please ignore the feral ones that are trying to eat your guards".

        Needing to enter the cities specifically makes no sense considering the actual story but it was a dream. Wasn't even an actual XIV city.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Old ancestral memories of not allowing demons into your home, hold onto that thought for when aliens show up.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Old ancestral memories of not allowing demons into your home
            I'm pretty sure it was more "We have spent a whole ass year and still have 4 more months to go on this stupid ass Golbez plot". At the very least Zero wasn't in the dream.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        a matsuno-loving hack who wrote the incredibly deep and engaging storylines for Ivalice, Bozja and post-ARR Bard quests

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fujokawas malding that the story isn't about simping males chars anymore.
          You can't stand a cool new girl sidekick.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i despise graha tia and simpering males with a passion and i think literally every scion except for Thancred should be shot in the fricking head for being so moronic
            that said Zero is the worst character in the game and that's saying something considering we had Shadowbringers Zenos who spent the whole expansion and post patches sitting on his ass looking emo and not doing anything
            ivalice quests were dogshit
            Bozja story was shit, the characters didn't act anything like they did in the field notes, were fairly 1-dimensional and every single thing that happens after Castrum Lacus Litore is TERMINALLY moronic, with the pre-Delubrum cutscene being contender for the most moronic one in the whole game, on par with throwing Nidhogg's eyes. Mikoto gets caught like a moron, the lizard THAT COMES WITH A LITERAL GUN doesn't shoot anyone, Misija monologues like generic bad guy # 453 for 20 minutes straight while nobody does anything, and the WoL acts like he's a level 3 goon the whole time unable to lift a finger.
            Misija then proceeds to horrendously warp the everliving frick out of everyone, then ends up becoming a dindu that just magically saves everyone, also we literally have the cure for tempering at that point in the plot but it can't be used no sir, except for that 1 npc at the end where it can. Then rocks fall, bad guys die, story gets resolved in the field notes.
            Fully expecting a similar mess with Golbez including a flash forward to 7.0.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              > we literally have the cure for tempering at that point in the plot but it can't be used no sir, except for that 1 npc at the end where it can.
              they go out of their way to point out that the cure for tempering doesn't work once people are filled with too much primal gunk, which is why you couldn't save all the kobolds but only the ones that were kind of along for the ride

              being turned into a crazy monster is absolutely a line too far

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Considering the lore from field notes for all the Delubrum machine people indicates the whole tempering happened over a decent period of time, we could have literally just had Alisaie/Matoya on quickdial to send a couple porxies our way, surely it wouldn't have killed them to do that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it happened over a period of time where we had 0 idea where they were and by the time we found them it was too late

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair, the notes leave room for interpretation. I don't like it but I can see that part as being too late.
                However, can you explain why Backgammon or w/e the lizardfricker is called doesn't shoot Misija in the fricking head while she's monologuing around, or why the WoL sits there like a moron, or why Misija ends up being a dindu, or why the whole 4th legion acts like the chaotic evil villains from my first dnd campaign when they're meant to be this neo-empire with actual laws that tries not to act like Garlemald and ends up being literally Garlemald but more evil, or why the whole story gets completed in field notes?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > Backgammon or w/e the lizardfricker is called doesn't shoot Misija
                same reason everyone sits there and lets emet selch shoot you and steal graha, so the plot can happen
                >why the WoL sits there like a moron,
                you always sit there like a moron because you want things to get worse so you can have a big boss fight, same reason you fricking stand there in every other scene in the game
                >why Misija ends up being a dindu
                she doesn't. she does a bunch of bad shit but then she also does some good shit that will in the long run help about as many people as she hurt. then when they try to take mercy on her she literally refuses and tries to kill herself before making someone else do it for her
                >why the whole 4th legion acts like the chaotic evil villains
                because it was the only way to make the hrothgar look like the heroes and give you colorful boss fights to interact with in this video game
                >why the whole story gets completed in field notes?
                because covid and only about 50% of the playerbase even engaging with bozja in any real way outside of leveling classes in the first part of the southern front made them disinterested in putting more budget behind it

                fricking hate bozja btw I just also pay attention to what the story is instead of what I want it to be

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The tempering happened between 5.3 and 5.4 which is before the tempering cure. moron EW secondary.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >secondary
                field notes indicate the people who get caught aren't just the ones in the 5.35 scenario but get caught over a period of time in various missions
                the porxie tempering cure gets discovered well before that because unlighting the frickers with aether on the first is the same thing, we literally just get the factory going in 5.4
                the mentally moronic showdown with misija happens in 5.45
                you're so dumb terry davis would think Black folk are above you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >field notes indicate the people who get caught aren't just the ones in the 5.35 scenario but get caught over a period of time in various missions
                The tempered people are all the Blades who get tempered in the hostage cutscene.
                >the porxie tempering cure gets discovered well before that because unlighting the frickers with aether on the first is the same thing, we literally just get the factory going in 5.4
                We have to spend a whole patch finding Owen's research and nearly blowing up Mor Dhona calculating the original idea into an anti-tempering spell.
                >the mentally moronic showdown with misija happens in 5.45
                That's Delubrum Reginae by which point they're tempered beyond saving.
                moronic Black person.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                most of the queen's blades you fight in DR have been warped beyond saving, similar to the garlean monstrosities that Anima created.

                Hell, 9 of them make up the 3 bosses before Misija.

                I do think you save the Red Mage in Zandor though.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                DR blades tempering couldn't be undone because they got flesh raped into monsters, even if you clean their souls, their bodies were gone

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                going back into the Southern Front and seeing some of the blades show up in skirmishes was very weird after finishing DR.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                tbf I didn't even notice they were part of fates until much later.
                there is also a single one in Zadnor, that you manage to capture and de temper, its the fate with the rdm lb that all tards run away

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Femra sis...
    https://www.redgifs.com/watch/trustingpracticalitaliangreyhound

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you a Krile?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Moenbryda 2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      god yes
      babymaking sex every single night

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can see a nipple.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        god yes
        babymaking sex every single night

        >Moenbryda 2

        You didn't see anything
        You would a Krile

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I love *shit* character because they are x race
          Moenbryda 2

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I love the twins, I wouldn't mind taking a break from both in 7.0. Free up some space in the trust screen for a few new people.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >for some reason I always heard they killed Papalymo off because his VA died and I just believed
    >literally realized today his death scene had voice acting in it
    God damn I'm an idiot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Papa was a joke
      but they did stop giving Yugiri Voiced lines
      because 3 of her VAs died.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yugiri's VA died in Heavensward, well before Stormblood where she actually had story focus. The VA who died had like three lines.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          3 lines is generous, I'm so tired of hearing about Yugiri's va, Jesus Christ.
          The only semi relevant va who died was Edmont and it was last year.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The only semi relevant va who died was Edmont and it was last year.
            Wrong.
            Though it is sad two of the parent figures died.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's just he price you pay for casting old people in long running stories. Like 3+ of Xehanort's actors have died across various languages.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Papa was a joke
        Yes, that was the purpose of his character. Pap & Yda was a classic straight man/wise guy duo. Even if you argue he was a bad character, a bad character becomes a good character the moment you put in some effort into them. Just look at g'raha. You don't have to fricking kill them off.

        Reminder that it was one of the game's most unpopular writers who decided to axe him.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant the va death hoax

          i fricking loved Papa
          I'll never forgive Banri for that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Other way around, they killed the va after they killed the character

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I heard Yoshida personally tracked him down and slit his throat

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess Hydaelyn's VA better watch out

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            OMG DID I HEARD YOU TALK ABOUT HYDAELYN
            DID YOU KNOW THAT ITS HER SINGING THE ANWERS SONG? OMG OMG OMG
            SUSAN CALLOWAY
            OMG I HOPE THEY BRING HER BACK IN ENDWALKER OMG OMG SOKEN

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My original Thighlander WoL, from before I took the Viera pill after ShB.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man I always forget how fricking ugly the unmodded 2b dress look

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure that was only my PS4, before I upgraded, so I didn't mind.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL pet every femlala I see

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice!
      You should nuzzle their ears like this gobbo

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will sit on every femlala I see.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Misija rape correction

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FFXIV is dying because they moved everyone with talent onto FF16 and one of gaming's worst writers is heading up 7.0

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just wanted HW 2.0

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats ff16

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm aware, but I want Maehiro back in FF14 too. And Koji.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alphinaud and Alisaie's stories have concluded. Alphinaud got his united faction he first wanted to create with the Crystal Braves that failed miserably originally and Alisaie got the cure for Primal Tempering to save victims like Ga Bu and other NPCs sacrificed as Thralls for Primals all over the world.

    Endwalker was just bringing them both back home to Sharlayan and dealing with Fourchenault to have their tales recognized by their parents. It all came full circle with them both in the end.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The single worst thing about the story in this game is the scions
    They're useless
    They never shut up
    And they are ALWAYS AROUND
    You had an entire expansion of getting isekai'd to some fricked up alternate world and the FRICKING SCIONS WERE STILL THERE PRETENDING TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTERS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bros I'm playing FF7 but no matter how much I advance in the story this fricking Barret guy won't fricking go away, he keeps talking and showing up, motherfricker just keeps pretending he's a main character or something.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The scions do all of the thinking and politicking that allows the Wol to get into places to kill big monsters. Even when they aren't around another character takes their place to do the negotiating because a lot of XIV's story is politics.
      >the FRICKING SCIONS WERE STILL THERE PRETENDING TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTERS
      They are the main characters lol.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6.1 is fine, you go treasure hunting with Scions and stumble into a voidgate
    >6.2 is about breaking into the voidgate and storming Troia Castle (or the Moon base, really doesn't matter.), you fight all four fiends in a dungeon while making your way to Golbez's throne where he is a Trial boss. Golbez laughs and turns Azdaja into Zeromus
    >6.3 is about fighting Zeromus and patting yourself on the back for defeating a world ending threat, the dungeon can be on the Other Moon
    >6.4 is about exploring the Northern Empty for fun because I liked the Aetherfont, Thancred explains about how excited he is to go on his top secret mission and Krile gets her letter to Super Smash Bros. as normal
    >6.5 is free to have Garleans from Dalmasca invade, a Blitzball team from the New World arrive in Limsa or a new Primal from Meracydia start a second Dragonsong war so that we know what to expect from 7.0
    >Zero is still boring so drop her, also drop all the visits to Garlemald
    I fixed your story. Hire me Yoshi-P

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's dying because these patches have been dogshit.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the story in FFXIV? I started this month and all I get is fetch quests

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      power thru the quests until you get the bloody bancquet quest

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >woah a fake out death so cool!
        Nanamo should've stayed dead

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick are you talking about?
          iam so tired of this game's death fakeouts
          woahhh Alisaie just splattered her brains all over the table

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I heard they only walked this back because JP fans were fricking pissed

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I heard they only walked this back because JP fans were fricking pissed

          this is actually just 1.0 chad stuff. in 1.0 there's a whole subplot where lolorito 1: discovers the very convincing sleeping power that looks like poison 2: finds out teldeji did some shit he doesn't like that he wants to get revenge for so him using 1 to resolve 2 is a setup that only a super minority of players can see coming

          but much like how they were talking about the sildih zombies and how actually it was uldah doing it in random bits of arr years and years before the recent variant dungeon went into more detail about this, this was always the plan

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only 16 more levels to go before I have every job leveled to 90
    I'm sure Blue Mage won't take long to level but man is it weird to finally be arriving at the finish line. I'll finally be free from roulette slaving (until 7.0)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      blue mage is the fastest job to level if you have a friend, you can go 1-70 in 2 hours

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with ryne

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hypnosis is gay though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hypnosis is one of the worst fetishes because consensual enjoyment of sex by both parties is the hottest shit. Women willingly getting into and enjoying sex is the best.
        Even rape is better than hypnosis because at least sometimes the rape mind breaks the woman into enjoying it. With hypnosis, I always have in the back of my mind that the woman is faking enjoyment purely because of the hypnosis.

        I really dislike it when I see it.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eden Gaia
      Wait a minute isn't Mithron inside her as well?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Eden's Promise is Loghrif + Mitron, when you defeat it just before fighting Gaia herself, Mitron flies off into the sky

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can see her nipples.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats the source

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8037812

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Initial A

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Azem is something a trickster spirit from what info we are given in the story. I don't know that the WoL is the same in personality.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shards of a person still have different personalities from each other, they just have the same "base traits" so to speak. Hermes and his shards are given to depression and fatalism, but they evolve and deal differently with it based on their actual life experience. Similarly while Ardbert was clearly loving the adventurer life and his personality was similar, his experiences made him different from WoL.

      I assume the reason Azem seems lolrandumb and trickter-y is because you take the base that makes WoL (loving adventure, wanting close companions to share it with, caring about people, etc.) and then throw that into the fricking Ancient society where everyone is extremely conformist, uninterested in things they deem below themselves, rarely go out into the rest of the world unless it's for some research, etc. So Azem is trickstery because he's been bored out of his goddamn mind his entire life.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be SAM
    >cycle between the same 4 glamours that has samurai aesthethic
    >got call out for that in my static yesterday
    What can i say man. I like glams that only reflect my job and SAM doesn't have that many...

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Azem refuses to help with Zodiark and this is seen as treason of a sort. Then Azem refuses to help with Hydaelyn too. Azem tells Elidibus before the Pandemonium stuff some rather cryptic comments that seem to suggest he knows about you, who you are, and that you would be there. It's almost like Azem knows everything that is going to happen down the road and refused to partake in the summonings because he knew he'd need to get shattered and be the big goddamn hero someday.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Azem has the power of prophecy and frequently mumbles predictions under his breath like a schizo, Elidibus told us that in the Pandaemonium quests.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mikoto stole our fricking Echo power.
        YOU prostitute

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WoL just has the power to understand languages and even animals
        >Mikoto got the visions of future events
        what the frick

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon? Your "oh shit aoe is cumming" circles?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's the mind reading that Krile has, which is why Fordola can dodge everything.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought the ability to read your opponent in combat was just granted by the echo and not a specific power like Mikoto's visions. That's why Fordola becomes more competent in combat after she gets the artificial echo.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mikoto got the echo too
              those powers are the echo
              in lore it manifests differently between people
              during the ff15 crossover you have to show noctis the save spots because he cannot "see" the aoes, so if you don't dodge, he doesn't dodge either.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a loser

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                even in his own game, when they take the king power's from him, he can't even kill a single magitek, Noctis powers are all borrowed lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those weren't prophecies. That's because Azem experienced it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's one way to say "Azem specifically used the sundering to infuse all the shards with Azem's memegenes clones and make the Source one catch them all and do all the bullshit Azem has planned in advance"

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    y'shtola
    >fakeout flow death in post ARR
    >fakeout death via Zenos
    >2nd fakeout flow death in ShB
    >fakeout Ultima Thule death (to be fair everyone got this)
    IM TIRED BOSS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      flow death in post ARR
      Everyone got that one too.
      One of them even stuck for good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fakeout flow death in post ARR
      Sure.
      >fakeout death via Zenos
      No, because at no point was it implied she died. She received immediate healing from multiple sources.
      >2nd fakeout flow death in ShB
      No, because you've seen the effects of Flow by now and should have recognized it.
      >fakeout Ultima Thule death
      She explicitly stated you could bring them all back.

      You bore me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be Y'shtola.
      >Realize you have plot armor.
      >Jump in on every case where another character is about to die for real.
      >????
      >Profit!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the new schizoobsession huh? Moved on from Venat finally?

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we actually look like Azem though? I feel like it's intentionally vague. Emet and Hythlo could have just been referring to your soul when they said you were Azem's spitting image. Venat is Azem's friend and mentor and she doesn't react at all or comment on your appearance.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drilldo weapon

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this b***h had you fight her to the death despite her knowing that she was the only thing keeping the shards from trying to rejoin with the Source
    You should have listened to Emet when he warned you about her being a b***h

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      everything in your folder is so old

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hard to look for new material when you have to take puke breaks in between

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the echo's basic secondary power is limited prescience?
    How does this affect sex?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The basic power is the ability to peer into someone's past, which is why it's called the Echo. Then some get their own secondary powers like WoL's xenoglossia and Krile's mind reading (which WoL also seems to have to some degree).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure being able to see into the future was a rarity and not something that was common.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    summoner is more fun to play then red mage and I'm tired of pretending its not. summoner has a lot more room for fight specific speadsheeting and in the moment flexibility while red mage is just doing a hyper rigid sequence of 1 into 2 into melee combo until the end of time

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs ur PF

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Dabog get a happy ending?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, his whole story is pretty fricked.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dabog is one of many clonned dabogs
      he is one of the 3 Zadnor duels too.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm worried that my race will eventually kill themselves off, therefore I will put them in a scenario that will end in them killing themselves off
    Truly a genius. If only we could all be as smart as Hermes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least Amon was stylish. Hermes is just a fricking emo.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Amon
        What the frick went through Emet Selch's head when he recruited this guy? He personally saw him doing mad scientist experiments. Certainly he knew he would backfire eventually.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was an extremely competent and driven mage who went so far as to revive someone who had been dead for 1000 years to save his people.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What the frick went through Emet Selch's head when he recruited this guy?
          "Literally me"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sundered convocation member that's dissatisfied with his current life and the society around him and has a callous disregard for the sanctity of life?

          My man, how did he not fit the Ascian profile 110%?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon the ancients had entire facilities for mad science experiments. It was nothing new to Emet.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at the state of Lahabrea and Elidibus by the time ARR rolled around, the only real standard for continue Ascian activity seemed to be "is it the right soul shard? Then ascend that motherfricker ASAP".

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mad scientist experiments
          homie are you going out of your way to not do pandaemonium?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not what he was worried about. why do so many of you morons not understand the characters and their motivations? they're not exactly complex.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, look at public schools in america nowadays... you should be surprised if people actually got shit right

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explain it then

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He believed they would adapt and overcome, and he was right.

      that's not what he was worried about. why do so many of you morons not understand the characters and their motivations? they're not exactly complex.

      Yes it was, dipshit. His concern was that the Ancients no longer valued life or death, even their own lives and deaths, and it was leading them down a road of apathy and eventual suicide.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't his intention for Meteion to fall to despair and come back to threaten the planet. He just made sure the playing field was even for the conflict.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It wasn't his intention for Meteion to fall to despair and come back to threaten the planet.
        She straight up told him that she planned on killing everyone and he still let her escape.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean when he first sent all the Meteions out into space. He didn't know they'd all find shitholes full of negative emotions.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Someone as naive as Hermes shouldn't have been allowed to do experiments without a handler.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That wasn't his problem. His whole beef was he was pissed off he was commanded to create life that was pretty much rejected time and time and time again by the nitwits in charge of the Convocation.

      So when he finds out ALL LIFE in the universe, thanks to Meteion, shares a massive similarity in being infinitely precious and fragile, despite the Convocation's b***hing. He flips his shit and allows Meteion to judge mankind for it's arrogance and sins.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >His whole beef was he was pissed off he was commanded to create life that was pretty much rejected time and time and time again by the nitwits in charge of the Convocation.
        No, it wasn't. He wasn't a pitmommy. He wasn't mad about the pitbull. Stop speedreading and stop getting your story interpretations from twitter posts. The frivolous way the Ancients created and destroyed life on a whim was one part of the bigger problem he had. Or did you miss the introduction scene where he freaks out over Fandaniel committing suicide and nobody gets why he's so upset?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The frivolous way the Ancients created and destroyed life on a whim was one part of the bigger problem he had.
          Funny how he didn't have that same issue when it came to Meteion feeling the deaths of her sisters and doing absolutely nothing about it because he needed his "answer"
          >Or did you miss the introduction scene where he freaks out over Fandaniel committing suicide and nobody gets why he's so upset?
          Him freaking out because someone decided to self-terminate is moronic. It's not like the Ancients were forcing people to kill themselves.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Funny how he didn't have that same issue when it came to Meteion feeling the deaths of her sisters and doing absolutely nothing about it because he needed his "answer"
            Because he's a hypocrite.
            >Him freaking out because someone decided to self-terminate is moronic. It's not like the Ancients were forcing people to kill themselves.
            You're still not getting the point. He freaked out because their culture revolved around just casually killing yourself and nobody treating it like a big deal. The only respect they paid to death was that it's the ultimate goal in life. Do you see the problem with that? The game even held your hand through the logical conclusion of that line of thinking. Did you ever consider why they pointed out that the elpis flowers don't react to anyone but Hermes?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Ancients were pretty much immortal. Once they had done all they wanted to do in life they would self-terminate. So it's not like they were just killing themselves because it was a Monday.
              Hermes was just throwing a b***h fit because he couldn't respect his mentor's decision.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Once they had done all they wanted to do in life they would self-terminate. So it's not like they were just killing themselves because it was a Monday.
                You are still not understanding the problem, which is the lack of respect which they paid to life and death. As a society they had willfully forgotten what death actually was, and had started treating it as synonymous with retirement. The giveaway that they're actually coping and averting their eyes is how uncomfortable Hythlo gets when Hermes even uses the word death. You're intentionally missing the entire fricking point of the Ancients, which is that they had become so spoiled that they thought death was beneath them. Which is also why they were completely unequipped to deal with death when it stopped being a matter of convenience.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Which is also why they were completely unequipped to deal with death when it stopped being a matter of convenience.
                Because they didn't want to die in a painful horrible manner?
                The only way any of Hermes's whiny bullshit makes sense is if you believe that people shouldn't have the right to choose when they live or die.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The only way any of Hermes's whiny bullshit makes sense is if you believe that people shouldn't have the right to choose when they live or die.
                the ancients don't, that's why everyone is pressuring venat to kill herself because she no longer has a job as azem

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone
                It was one guy. If the Ancients were trying to force people to off themselves then she wouldn't have been allowed to wear white robes. They would have just taken her out back Old Yeller style.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Ancients were completely unequipped to face death because they were lying to themselves about what death is. Which is the point of why Hythlo gets uncomfortable when Hermes uses the word death. The logical endpoint of their way of thinking is the Endsinger, hence why she quotes Hythlo about death being beautiful.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Ancients were completely unequipped to face death because they were lying to themselves about what death is.
                If I came to your house and flayed you alive would you be equipped to handle it? Or would you freak the frick out?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dea-- oh sorry 'returning to the star' is beautiful right? What's wrong bro? Why are you trying to turn back the cycle of life? Could it be that you were actually just coping because the reality of death scared the shit out of you and when forced to confront the truth of the situation you shit your pants and realize you don't believe any of the flowery bullshit you were spouting?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it really is such an atrocity when old people pass on, clearly we should have them mauled by Pitt bulls that will show them how to respect life

                Come on Black person this logic is trash. Just like us humans don’t make a fuss when a 90 year old dies in his sleep, the ancients don’t make a fuss

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Could it be that you were actually just coping because the reality of death scared the shit out of you and when forced to confront the truth of the situation you shit your pants and realize you don't believe any of the flowery bullshit you were spouting?
                Or maybe they just didn't want to die a painful fricking death. Did that ever occur to you?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it really is such an atrocity when old people pass on, clearly we should have them mauled by Pitt bulls that will show them how to respect life

                Come on Black person this logic is trash. Just like us humans don’t make a fuss when a 90 year old dies in his sleep, the ancients don’t make a fuss

                Which is why Hythlo gets visibly uncomfortable when Hermes uses the d-word, right?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which is why you’d rather have your grandparents killed in a house fire than pass in their sleep?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                not really comparable to ancients deliberately, culturally avoiding calling death what it is

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean like how we say stuff like pass on? Especially when it comes to old people?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They get upset if you even imply D E A T H. They call it "retirement."

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but why are you talking about violent deaths? no one has suggested the ancients should burn to death instead of killing themselves peacefully because they finished their checklist.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which is why you’d rather have your grandparents killed in a house fire than pass in their sleep?

                The lines in question so both you autists can get a fresh revision of what you're arguing about:

                ?t=1011

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >visibly uncomfortable
                He was surprised by the use of the word because they don't use it often. The only person that got visibly upset was Hermes who got triggered by Hythlodaeus's speech.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                hermes got shushed by everyone at the table except the player when he described his mentor as "dead"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                probably because dead means a person who got killed before they could accomplish their life’s work. the ancients weren’t immune to getting into an unfortunate accident or murdered. real humans have the same concept too, it’s why people say a deceased had so much to live for if they died early

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what a superficial take on the endwalker story. murder clearly exists among the unsundered even before the final days. they don’t view all death the same way, just as real humans don’t view a brutish horrific murder of a baby the same way as an elderly person peacefully passing away at a ripe old age. passing away on your own terms is what the unsundered esteemed, not getting fricked in the ass by aether sucking monstrosities

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                they also didn't pass away of natural causes, they committed suicide

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the difference is that they can’t pass away by natural causes in the first place. false equivalency

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The ancients were not immortal. They had finite lifespans, just very long ones.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                which is why they all are described as killing themselves when their personal story arc is complete and venat is considered weird for not doing that

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >death is great!
                >WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You literally just described everything the guy you replied to just said whilst telling him he was wrong. You are the fricking speed reader and both of you were correct.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Try reading the whole post next time.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Try reading the game dialogue next time. You fricking mook.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, the game dialogue where it spells out that Hermes's problem is not that pitbulls are dying but that nobody respects life or death at all? Yeah I read that dialogue, you're the one who seems to be confused.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            sneedreader

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    when will Juan Fantasia and Clive link up? In fact, when will Jack show up?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >portal opens up
      >Jack walks in
      >WHERE IS CHAOS
      >Cid: chaos? didnt we kill him in Omegascape?
      >jack: WHAT? WHO KILLED CHAOS
      >Tataru: the WoL
      >jack: FRICK OFF
      >walks out
      >ffw to WoL location a few days later
      >jack: YOU KILLED CHAOS I WILL NOW KILL YOU
      >solo duty started

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >solo duty started
        >Soken remix of Limp Bizkit starts playing

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >XOV is dying
    I've seen morons posting this shit since I joined back in 2.4 and it asnt come true yet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a common opinion to have

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember this homosexual being bullied out of the game by reddit for being annoying.
        I remember him and his buttbuddy promising to leave the game and play Aion at the same time Xenos was doing the same

        let me guess, he never left because he needs that adsense money right?
        whats his name again? tony, lucio.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek I remember this dude. eventually left because no one was appreciating his wowbrain shit takes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a common opinion to have

          >only makes videos about things that drive negative engagement
          what a miserable c**t.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He has dozens of channels too. Just casting out as wide a net as he can while trying to weasel his way into any community that will tolerate him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This dude is probably the most pathetic eceleb I've ever seen in my life lmao

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ancients don't respect their creations and kill them if they don't measure up to our standards
    >but do we Ancients measure up to our own standards? I'm going to let my sad bird fly away and mindwipe everyone who knows about her so we can get blindsided by her song of oblivion, if we survive then I'll be content 🙂

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >complete the pandemonium questline
    >it was literally dah aliens!!
    i see how it is, haha muh jenova reference is clearly more important than an interesting story

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there's some shit out there in space that even the ancients have no idea what its really about or what it does
      yeah I think that's a lot more interesting the sad anime pretty boy family counselling session like the last 2 tiers were

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wake up ginger ancient
        >fight random animals and come across the manager of Ablahblahblah
        >he says he respects Hephaistos and kills himself before we can free him
        >free the manager of Abyssos (I think the tree boss is too far gone to save)
        >fight Hephaistos and he loredumps us about his crazy wife and how he split off part of his personality because reasons
        Man, Pandaemonium 1-8 really had an awful story where literally nothing happens.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This happens in quite literally every single 8 man raid series so I don't know why people are surprised

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they already did the ayys with the omicrons and then even more in endwalker. there’s no mystery in any of them, auracite might as well have been an omicron creation as much as a grebuloff one

        The silence lahabrea gave to ericthrombosis after he asked him if mommy would have been normal if she didn't find the heart of sabik kind of tells you that no, it wasn't "dah aliens!!".

        wrong. he wasn’t silent. all he said he himself didn’t know

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The silence lahabrea gave to ericthrombosis after he asked him if mommy would have been normal if she didn't find the heart of sabik kind of tells you that no, it wasn't "dah aliens!!".

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weird, I read Lahabrea’s silence as realizing Athena was always looney and Auracite only made her moderately more crazy.

        Also, weird their I have: the heart of Sabin/Auracite’s true ability is the conversion of Dynamis into Aether allowing for insane feats of power, though to do so involves really fricking amping emotion.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Weird, I read Lahabrea’s silence as realizing Athena was always looney and Auracite only made her moderately more crazy.
          That is what it meant. Anon was saying that the Ultima corruption wasn't the point of Pandaemonium, it just emboldened Athena's god complex.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also, weird their I have: the heart of Sabin/Auracite’s true ability is the conversion of Dynamis into Aether allowing for insane feats of power, though to do so involves really fricking amping emotion.
          Notably, the Nier collab said Hades frequently cut out his emotions and crystallized them as weapons so he could draw on them later instead of letting them linger and fester and wear away his heart. And his fight drops auracite which is used to craft said weapons.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Lahabrea externalized his personal issues to beat up
            >Emet-Selch externalized his emotional issues to weaponized
            >in the DRK storyline we externalized our emotional issues to beat up and later weaponize

            Christ, what’s with ancients and this shit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultima isn't a space alien and isn't a Jenova reference either you moronic homosexual.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. didn't pay attention
        Athena and Lahabrea both said Ultima came from "beyond the star", and that she and auracite were "not of this world".

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ultima is extradimensional, not extraplanetary.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That remains to be confirmed, but it will be one or the other.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The lore card that comes with the statue says it comes from a higher plane of existence.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, well then, I am corrected.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, so that's where we're going for 11.0.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                When will Yoshi allow BLU to learn Ultima?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                at 80. we'll get Optimized Ultima from the weapons

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                so basically aliens have magic stones that summon demons. but not like our demons because those come from the thirteenth

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                These ones are actual Biblical demons and not just people transformed by dark energy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                kind of makes me wish that ffxiv’s smn actually called entities from beyond the mundane plane seeing that it’s actually a part of xiv lore. the ffxiv smn literally doesn’t summon anything, all they do is cast spells that are shaped after primals (or their aether signature) they’ve seen before

                the whole appeal of smn has always been a mundane person borrowing a fraction of otherworldly beings’ power through a pact or ritual or mythical artifacts

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                we're pulling gods out from the aether anon. just because you know what those gods are made ofdoesn't change that

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It seems everyone kinda forgot that the interdimensional rift exists in 14 and that it doesn't just keep the shards apart.
                I'd say that the odds for Occuria, Lufenians or whatever end up showing in 14 is pretty big.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it’s never been explicitly brought up ingame. i doubt the lorebook is authorative either since it contains some weird fanfiction about the twelve that is contradicted in myths of the realm

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >weird fanfiction about the twelve that is contradicted in myths of the realm
                That's what the Eorzeans who worship them believe.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the fan fiction is what the characters believe in-game, I'm pretty sure
                it's like real myths and religion

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i doubt the lorebook is authorative
                1 - the lore book is literally written by the people who make the lore, so it is credible.
                2 - regarding the 12 and ascians, every player seems to forget that the WoL is part of a secretive group privy to several secrets that the avg Eorzean doesn't have not to mention being a witness to a lot of shit no one else will ever see.

                what's in the lore book is how the in game world officially interprets things.

                Think EE as being a historic descryption of the Vatican and the church, then you, as the protag of real life go there and find some weird shit like satan dancing ballet with the pope and some buddist statues.
                people will still believe the official source even thou you have seen some weird shit.

                3 - outside contradictory knowledge from the player omniscient PoV vs Eorzean Scholars, it's safe to say stuff there is accurate.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hear me hear me
          it's actually demons ok
          they are not aliens, they're demons, interdimensional demons alright? the goverment says it's aliens and they come from space, they have movies about it, but it's in reality demons and they have been around this world from a freaking long time man, i tell you, even in ancient times, they were already around. it's a shadow cabal called the Occuria and they made these psychic vampire demonic entities called ESPERS to sow chaos and destruction around all dimensions, and they go from world to world, they are demons you know, they feed on low energies, such as desire, greed, lust, they're the whole deal pal, iam telling you

          THEY ARE DEMONS, THEY ARE FRICKING DEMONS AND THEIR DEMONS OVERLORD AND THEY WANNA KILL US, THEY WANNA TAKE OUR WORLD FOR THEIR FATHER, SATAN

          AND BY HYDAELYN ALL MIGHTY WE WILL FIGHT, WE ARE EORZEANS, WE ARE PROUD, WE ARE BRAVE, WE ARE HUMANS!!!!
          AND YOU CAN'T KILL THE HUMAN SPIRIT, METEION ALREADY TRIED, HAVE YOU HEARD THIS?

          I tell you man, there is this endsinger at the end of reality singing about death and destruction too, but these Lucavi demons are worse, they are way worse, their powerlevel is just off the charts and now they are coming for us, they wanna achiev godhood, but they are fake, they are material, they can't, so they wanna build this giant machine to predict the future and become gods.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Calm down, Alex. You're not yourself when you're hungry. Have a Snickers.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              *smiles*

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            All true but Satan's name is Ultima

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jenova
      the hipster tacticslet who can only think in 7 terms

      it's LITERALLY ULTIMA, it's not even hinted, it's LITERALLY a freaking ESPER

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you stupid? espers are not a tactics concept, she is a demon in fft. and in xiv she and auracite are literally ayylmaos that came from another world

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          and in xiv she and auracite are literally ayylmaos that came from another world

          shards are also another worlds and are referred in game as "stars" you illiterate facetious frick
          voidsent are said to have come from another world and no one ever called them aliens
          stop being a pendantic autistic moron thinking that another world or another stars means literal sideral space because your golden fish brain can't let go of the space creatures presented this xpac.

          some other anon already posted the fricking lorebook telling that the Lucavi come from another dimension you fricking twerp

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the lorebook doesn’t contradict anything i said. all it confirms is that auracite came from another planet that can summon lucavi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      regarding the pandemonium questline, half of its reason was to tie up loose ends from arr and try to make some of their retcons make sense, but one they still haven't dealt with is: the garleans were monotheists in ARR, they didn't become "atheists" until stormblood. They managed to sort out wtf Lahabrea was talking about with his one true God, but they still haven't sorted out wtf Gaius was talking about.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who the garleans ever worshipped?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they never really explain it, but they were monotheists in ARR. You sort of guess they might have had a deified emperor in SB, but they never really commit to that either.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Huh? The only time I can ever recall the Garleans talking about any sort of gods was to make fun of the savages for believing in any gods at all. Never once has any sort of Garlean god every been mentioned.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah, they were always atheists
            that's from Vol 1

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Garleans were always atheists. In 1.0 and ARR they made it clear several times that religion was illegal in Garlemald.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the only gods Gaius mentions are the 12

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with buns.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's such a rarity to see coomer pics that aren't modded to shit

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished Stormblood and it fricking sucked, I can't believe they dropped the ball so hard after Heavensward

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your 7.0 group is Krile (confirmed), Thancred (confirmed), Urianger (practically confirmed), G'raha (no reason for him to not go since Krile is basically his boss outside of the Scions), Estinien (DRAGONS), Zero and Erenville. Y'shtola and the twins will sit things out.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

    GET TEMPERED GET TEMPERED GET TEMPERED GET TEMPERED GET TEMPERED GET TEMPERED GET TEMPEEEEEEEERED

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gross. I only frick Plainsfolk.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It says here you have shit taste. Care to justify yourself before I send you to the penis explosion chamber at Castrum Fluminis?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dunesfolk are scheming slimy israelites, Plainsfolks are hardworking and friendly towards everyone, it's not hard.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day Cocoli.
          https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/8572272/

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gross. I only frick Plainsfolk.

          I for one think that Anon is incredibly smart for avoiding sand israelite lala
          Get a plainsfolk lala and live the farm life

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            please have a nice day Vizex.
            https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/7094015/
            kill all resident lalafel avatargays.
            put all lalafel avatargays in a gas chamber.
            decapitate all lalafel avatargays with a guillotine.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >all crafters/gatherers aren't at 90
              Lmao what a loser

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              based
              all lalafell players are annoying morons and i voidlist them

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based

                >all crafters/gatherers aren't at 90
                Lmao what a loser

                Make sure to add to my /pet counter if you see me around

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              why are you antilalaetic anon? Iam calling the lala defamation league to press charges

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Only goldsmith at 90
              Truly the worst kind of lalaisraelite rper.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      plap

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Non shitskin lalas
      >Not obese
      Let me guess, jp lalas

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had a dream that at fanfest they announced Estinien would get a new look for 7.0 and it was the Jack hair with something resembling Tidu's outfit but it was blue and Ganker was so mad about it that the mods deleted every thread and only kept one up that was a stickied picture of Estinien and it just said "I wish I was dead".

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao
      I actually wonder if they can afford to give Estinien a new look, since his armor has actual lore.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It can break but I don't think Hraesvelger would be offended if Estinien decided he needed a change. He's been wearing the same outfit for like 6 years.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Least likely to get a new look next expansion:
      >The Twins, G’raha, Estinien
      They got new looks recently and Estinien’s armor has lore to it, could see something happening though where his armor ends up damaged or mildly altered or putting on a helmet again.

      Likely to get a new look:
      >Thancred, Urianger, Y’shtola
      They got their appearance update what’ll be two expansions from 7.0 and they seem to change looks about every other expansion.

      Most likely to get a new look:
      >Krile
      She wants to be more active plus they might want to slide her a bit further from her namesake by giving her a look unique to her.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thancred and Urianger really need their own unique look

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. About time they stop using the fricking standard AF.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed, they’re just running job artifact gear. Would be nice if Alphinaud did too. Apparently his mom cheaped out, or was the one who designed the sage artifact gear to begin with. Which might make sense.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yoshi needs to say frick it and let the twins bloom already.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Krile
        If anything I expect her next look to just be one of her other FFV costumes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My sides

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's funny that the ancients dropped the "we're just caretakers of the planet and not individual people" thing pretty quickly once things got tough and even planned to sacrifice life that they helped cultivate to bring their dead friends back to life. I guess that hypocrisy is intentional but you never can tell.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      people losing their shit when their position is challenged is a recurring theme of Endwalker. across all arcs

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zodiark Trooncers.......your response?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off back to twitter

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Frick off back to twitter
        But Zodiark Trannies come from Twitter?

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So can we all agree ARR is the new player filter and EW is the brainlet filter?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      made an alt recently to replay ARR and it was actually kind of good? I was even bothering to do yellow quests and found some cheeky stuff like when a guy mentions "boy its a shame the road is blocked by (monster) so I cant see my wife" and then when you kill the monster and go back the guy is mad at you because he hates his wife and wanted to avoid seeing her, then you help him put together an apology gift because he realizes actually wife good

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I enjoyed playing through ARR.
        Probably because when I started playing this game I went in the intention of taking things slow and reading everything in detail and trying to immerse myself and get to know every character.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ARR is the normie/mmo fetch quest filter
      HW is the dictionarylet filter
      SB is the political intrigue filter
      SHB is the great twitter attractor
      EW is the philosofilter

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how wet was Hegemone after Lahabread incinerated her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not very, he set her on fire

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ugly b***h with lazy glam that anyone could farm for in less than 5 minutes, not impressive, customized by mentally ill gay man, stop posting

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that anyone could farm for in less than 5 minutes
        weird hangup

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have that meme of the Pandaemonium spider with the FaceApp smile?

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The empty platitudes echoed in his mind─polite dismissals wielded to render feelings insignificant. Smoothing over jagged grief, paring away thorns of anger, until what remained could be molded into a socially acceptable shape.

    >Sometimes he would resist, bristling at sympathetic colleagues. Claw at their consoling hands as they urged him to bury his demons. But they would only look down at him, pity plain in their eyes.

    >Tell them what they want to hear.

    >And every time, he was accepted once more, and the sacred pretense of harmony restored.
    Hermes was an autist that was just upset that no one would put up with his autism. Clearly, the ancients deserved it for not respecting his "Be kind I have autism" hat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more like he was the only Man in a world of autistic NPCs. The Ancients clearly have an unhealthy obsession with ignoring and burying emotions to a soulless degree.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Ancients clearly have an unhealthy obsession with ignoring and burying emotions to a soulless degree
        I guess this is true if every Ancient suddenly became Lahabrea.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're misremembering the part where Themis observes how strange it is that Ericthonios seems so hung up on his dad because most Ancients don't give a frick about her parents. And that the admiration Lahabrea inspires in others is really strange because most Ancients are more subdued.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Decided to dig up the exact quotes because I had screenshots.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is just the writers realizing the keep contradicting the narrative that the ancients weren't individuals and didn't view themselves as such even though all the side quest NPCs in Elpis have distinct personalities with wants, likes and dislikes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it was the writers foreshadowing the thing Athena did where she basically brainwashed all of the Warders to be obsessed with either her or Lahabrea. That dialogue comes before the second set of raids where you discover that.

                there are plenty of unsundered on elpis who express admiration for people other than lahabrea

                you also seem to miss the point that lahabrea’s behaviour is explicitly called out as extreme and unusual by the standards of the ancients

                Yes, they do have emotions, but they're deliberately subdued and formal and shit. That's the entire point. They do feel things but they have an autistic obsession with pretending they don't.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but they're deliberately subdued and formal
                That guy flipping his shit because he thought you were Azem sneaking around Elpiss definitely wasn't subdued or formal.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exceptions don't make the rule. The elpis sidequests have some better examples of the ancients, but it also has quest givers that the worst example and only see you as an object that is expendable. And even the good ones only really see you as a curiosity, not an actual person.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's some that suspect you aren't a concept or familiar, but not so coincidentally all of them that do that share some catchphrases with the Twelve in the alliance raids

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Exceptions don't make the rule
                We've barely seen the "rule". They aren't exceptions when they make up most of the sample.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eplis as a whole is already and exceptional place.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            there are plenty of unsundered on elpis who express admiration for people other than lahabrea

            you also seem to miss the point that lahabrea’s behaviour is explicitly called out as extreme and unusual by the standards of the ancients

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Elpis flowers, skippergay.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >all of the Ancients were soulless and emotionless because the flower equivalent of a mood ring said so
            So the emotions that the Ancients were showing while we interacted with them were some kind of hallucination?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ancients used mask and identical clothes to remove the sense of individualism
          >hades and Hithlo comment how Elpis is one of the few places where they can walk without their masks
          >every shade in Amaurot think the scions are weird for not dressing and being masked
          >shades go on about everyone looks the same and how this is good for society as it nullifies bad emotions
          >Emet gets shy when Hermes goes naked in his true form
          >Ancients all assume the humanoid fake form to further be "the same"

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christo, how do people still not understand herme's problem with his peers? I can be boiled down to the ancients not valuing life. Your creation had blue spots instead of red? Better kill it and make another one. You did everything on your to do list? Time to an hero.
    ffs hermes even poses the question of why someone who still has has so much to offer would want to kill themselves when talking about his mentor.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >live for over a thousand years
      >get tired of doing the same thing every day
      >decide to pass on so you can be reborn
      >at the last minute your death day gets postponed because some screeching autist is having a meltdown

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get tired of doing the same thing every day
        So find a new hobby. Travel. Go out and meet new people. Killing yourself is not a reasonable solution. Did you just memory hole the omicron part of ultima thule? Holy frick you people are absolute brainlets.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can’t just heckin accept your death after doing everything you wanted to do you must die to horrific beasts full of pain and fear

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this doesn’t make any sense because the ancients clearly valued their own lives. they have a sense of self-preservation unlike the ra-la worshippers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They had a sense of self-preservation only after the apocalypse visited them. At which point they suddenly decided that death was actually not nice and that they should start reaping the cycle of life so they can see their friends again. Weird how that works, huh?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nope, they had it the entire time. the pandemonium questline proves it. elidibus condemns murder in the story and all the ancients in the story express sorrow and anguish at the violent ends of their fellows

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah like that part where Lahabrea was going to collapse the entire ktisis with everyone inside because that was easier.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              lahabrea has been noted multiple times to have an extreme personality by the other ancients. he is treated as an unusual person, not the norm

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but everybody acknowledges that is the response they SHOULD do and it's only Themis pointing out WoL's outrageous strength and ability to resolve the situation that stops him. And even still they agree that if you lose to Hegemone they'll just immediately nuke Pandaemonium. Themis doesn't seem to think it's a bad idea, and Eric is a spaz.

                >but they're deliberately subdued and formal
                That guy flipping his shit because he thought you were Azem sneaking around Elpiss definitely wasn't subdued or formal.

                >They do feel things but they have an autistic obsession with pretending they don't.
                Read the entire post you're replying to.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                elidibus was bound by his duty. he literally states this. from the nature of the danger of what was going on at pandemonium and indeed after we find out what athena was up to, he was completely justified

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but they're deliberately subdued and formal and shit. That's the entire point. They do feel things but they have an autistic obsession with pretending they don't.
                In what way was that Ancient pretending that they don't have emotions? In fact, what Ancient actually acts like this with the exception of Lahabrea?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the ancients clearly valued their own lives
        They only valued live in so much as what it could offer to the star. They didn't care about individual life. The game isn't exactly subtle about it, or did the society where everyone dresses the same and hides their faces to avoid any individuality interfering with their work of serving the greater good not clue you into that?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i see the difference between collectivism and an actual death cult is lost on you

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            there's no distinction when they start mass sacrificing to zodiark

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              this sentence doesn’t even make sense. not only does collectivism have nothing to do with zodiark, but neither do death cults. in fact, the zodiark faction and emet selchs proves that the ancients had extremely strong feelings for the lives of those they knew, to the point that they were willing to sacrifice strangers for them. in that sense, they are really no different from normal humans

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >insane authority figures demand you have a nice day
                "this has nothing to do with death cults"
                frick off you idiot

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you mean the first wave of sacrifices, that was done willingly
                if you mean the planned second wave, that was because those who were left behind regretted the deaths of those who sacrificed themselves. which is quite the opposite of a death cult

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There were two waves and a working third. The first threw up the shield, the second kicked the Lifestream into working again. I don't think it's arguable there wasn't a death cult going on.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it’s not arguable because it’s eminently false. they did not celebrate the sacrifices of their fellows, in fact quite the opposite. the final days was quite literally apocalyptic and drastic actions become quite understandable in the face of such circumstances

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they did not celebrate the sacrifices of their fellows
                Then you ignored everything out of Hades' mouth. Nothing to talk about, here.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, you did. he literally explains to you in no uncertain terms his plans for the source and yet you still managed to miss it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's more like they turned into an anti-life cult, I think. They became so terrified of death that they decided they'd start raping the Lifestream so they could avoid death completely, to the detriment of future life. If not stopped they were going to rot away inside their bubble while the planet stopped producing life.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the alternative would be the cessation of all life by endsinger so i’m not sure why you’re pretending that’s clearly the superior option

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The alternative was to not keep feeding future lives to Zodiark so they could get their friends back and maintain the illusion that nothing had changed. They had all the time in the world to set up mini-Zodiarks around the world that didn't require living souls to conjure, and then release the souls from within Zodiark to the Lifestream. They didn't want that. Nobody is arguing that the summoning of Zodiark was not needed you willfully ignorant Black person.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They literally killed themselves when their wageslavery was done.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're trying to talk sense to literal fricking morons, brother. Just let it go.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they skipped the whole Sanuwa questline about Emet teaching one to attune to wind to avoid him being taken to the backyard...

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Terminus beast theme was great for 6.0 stuff but sucks ass for the small time shit happening since then, we need a new "bad shit happening" theme ASAP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as they don't bring back Thunderer I don't give a frick what plays.

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My character is a femlala, which NPC would be best suited for impregnating her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        me

        Ha ha, alright, check those lewds then

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          FRICK

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i am so hard right now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A wild dog

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Estinien

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He belongs to Krile as does Alphinaud, she collects Elezen men

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alphinaud belongs to Ryne

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They barely even interact where the frick would you draw this bizzare ship from

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Alphinaud belongs to Ryne
            Now that one makes no sense at all, Alphinaud and Ryne barely even talked.
            Hell it was one of the things I wondered most about in ShB, why does Ryne barely hang out with the twins when they're the same age.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ryne wants to munch rug but Alisaie looks too much like a boy

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That homosexual is self inserting as ryne being fricked by alphinaud

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doing custom deliveries for Amelliance has finally made me understand Amelliancegays.

    I still think you're scum though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want her blessing for when I marry her daughter

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        oyakodon

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >More Alisaie
    >More Yugiri
    >More Kan-E
    FFXIV was fine, but now it's even more fine

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will force Yoshida to use my diaperwife Alisaie again. I will have Alisaie.

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone make a story-focused MMO? It seems like all the best MMOs were typically light on the story, maybe some text boxes to move the gameplay along in Phantasy Star Online and then a boss battle to give some conclusions, that's about all you got and it was better because of it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because its what is expected from final fantasy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      PSO is a 3rd person Diablo, not a mmo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the "MMOs don't have to have a good story" take. It's just cope from people whose favourite one has a dogshit story. Why would you not want a good story?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF games were always story based games
      the 2 FF games that had a piss poor story are universally hated.
      that's why. it's a ff game.

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did we think of the ARR glamour pieces?
    I always thought they were gaudy and ugly

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    trans

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pose

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      formers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ryne belongs to fat Kholusia men

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone's WoL regardless of race or gender belongs to Tataru and the sooner you accept that the easier it'll be.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always people with the ugliest, most lazy and uninspired glams who avatargay in these threads?

    Pic unrelated.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. Cocoli's bugs me the most. So boring and uninspired, just a generic healer glam and never changes it, but still they think they're worth lusting over and see their lalafel as a sex object. Vizex's outfits are just ok. Nina Nono (https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/36092615/) is the worst, everything just dyed the same ugly color, and their pictures genuinely induce vomiting for me. I can't speak for any non-lalafel avatargays, I never see them. only the attention-hungry lalafels that I genuinely wish death upon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like my tater. I only post her about once every 2-3 weeks though.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          wait, are you the secret 4 lalafel avatargay?
          leak the fricking discord

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No I don't know anything about those other gays, I just like my lalafell.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              that is what someone who's trying to hide a discord would say, isn't it

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're lying. You're all in the lalafel cult. LEAK IT

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know anyone who plays ffxiv

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >because Alisaie is slowly being written out of the story.
    alisaie's barely ever been in the story
    the only time she was ever even remotely relevant was in shadowbringers and that was because she was there to get us to care about tesleen
    the b***h herself has never done fricking anything

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lowcaps anon here to tell us one of the main characters is barely in the game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the main characters
        name a single plot related thing she has ever done
        actually i think she did shit with the porxies? maybe? I think that was her
        she didn't even show up until stormblood other than the embarassing minute of dialogue she had in coils

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >actually i think she did shit with the porxies? maybe? I think that was her
          >One of the most fricking important changes in the game's story.
          >"Uhhhh, maybe?"
          Also the Warriors of Darkness plot.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >4 expansions into the game she is somewhat related to a plot event
            >She's one of the most important characters!
            Why is it alisaie that attracts all of the most autistic people? She's the one with all the diapergays too.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Warriors of Darkness stuff was in HW, not "4 expansions into the game". And there was still Coils even before that.

              Why are these fricking wave of anti-Scion posters the most autistic people? You're the only fricking morons in these threads insisting half the fricking storylines in the game never actually happened because one of the Scions might have actually done something in them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why are these fricking wave of anti-Scion posters the most autistic people?
                Because it's literally the new Trancer narrative

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what moronic drivel have you cooked up now
                alisaie is not an important character in the story, that's a fact

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why are these fricking wave of anti-Scion posters the most autistic people?
                I'm not anti-scions, I'm not even anti-alisaie lmao, she's just too irrelevant to care about.
                You have not played the game if you think alisaie of all people is a relevant character.
                As shitty of a character as lyse is I could at least say they did SOMETHING in stormblood.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because they aren't that interesting anymore and with the game now having an option to do anything or go anywhere it's a great opportunity to have an true fresh start for the next decade of the games life.

                Believe it or not it would actually be fun to make new friends and acquaintances and not have graha following us around like a puppy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                G'raha IS a new friend/acquaintance. He's been around for one fricking expansion. Two if you want to count Exarch.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Current Graha is basically a completely different character than the exarch.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So even newer.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately as noted he isn't all that interesting because of what they did to him after he joined.
                >b-but he idolized the WoL it's ok to act like a starstruck child 24/7

                That doesn't make it ok to delete ALL of his growth as a character through the doomed timeline and even more as the exarch.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And how does that affect at all the fact that like you just asked, he's a new friend who joined the group recently?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's ok to act like a starstruck child 24/7
                Wanting to hang out with your friend is acting like a starstruck child?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nro people dopn't usually have visible body twitching and cartoon sound effects when they are just thinknig about hanging out with their bro, the level of excited that gay gets for being around you is abnormal.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you go full ESL-mode when it comes to talking about G'raha? Does this homosexual ginger cat man trigger you that badly?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, but you gays who obsess over him do. Get a fricking life.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                he's the worst scion krile is the second worst

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Krile is not a scion, thanks god

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Believe it or not it would actually be fun to make new friends and acquaintances
                If the Scions were somehow stopping the WoL from making new friends, we wouldn't have met a single character in the entire game

                Shit, you just got Vrtra and Zero, bad as they are

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe Graha would be less annoying if we bring over his viera daughter? Plus she was a likable character and I think the icelandic accents are cute. Finally it'd be fun to have awkward moments with Erenville.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gets shot by an archer
            >WOAH ALISAIE SO IMPORTANT!!!!

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Back to lala spam and EW story discussions
    We've had a good week

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and all it took were 5 bans to >that guy< in a single day.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did they finally get one to stick somehow?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe the doxx worked tee hee

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now if they could ban him again.

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always regretted not starting this mmo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ??????

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >transsexual lala

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hermes created bird dicky so as far as I'm concerned, he's based. Frick the rest of them.

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scions are too popular to move on from
    >Story can't do anything drastic because they always have to be there

    I'd love to see them completely wrap up this saga and start anew somewhere else but that's never going to happen. I'm dreading 10 more years of muh allagans.

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm afraid OP is right. Alisaie is staying in Garlemald with me and we're planning to have hot sweaty sex all day everyday until the end of days.

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i actually ran a dungeon with a skilled hrothgar dancer today.... it was the weirdest thing in the world.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I healed an ex roulette the other day in which both the tank and other dps were so shit that the dancer partnered with me since I was 2nd highest dps.

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good, she's so shit

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure the teaser trailer for the next expansion will take in the future, apocalypse or something and people will think a time skip will happen but it will be just and instance or two like Elpis.

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much are people gonna seethe when we spend an entire expansion zone in Lalafell Hawaii

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lalafell hell
      Time to pop my cutscene skip cherry

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm excited
      Trannies from here are gonna freak

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scantily-clad brown potato girls doing /flamedance

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Island sanctuary expansion

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine if they get rid of flying mounts and instead you get various sailboats / yachts.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Flying mounts are officially the worst mechanic in any MMO that adds them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      only if i get tanlines. then i'll be more powerful

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Graha.

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >killing yourself is beautiful because you join the great cycle of life and continue life anew 🙂
    >WAIT NO I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THIS NO STOP THE CYCLE OF LIFE ONLY COUNTS IF YOU TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE TURN IT BACK TURN IT BACK!!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noble, willing self-sacrifice
      >turns out the femmey grandpa telling you this is one of the people that ordered mass suicides for sacrifices and some people thought that was fricked and disobeyed

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Try to level a dps
    >exp plummets after 50
    I hate it.

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hermes, whatever happened there?

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm going to stop my race from becoming a death cult by creating a strategy, to combat the problem I caused, which will result in them becoming a death cult

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey we're approaching the 6.x patch series differently because we want to do something special leading up to 7.0
    >Yeah the Hydaelyn and Zodiark saga is over, we're going into a new era
    >Hey a reminder something BIG is happening in 6.5
    >Another reminder a great change is visiting the world soon get ready for it

    Just kidding nothing bad can ever happen to the scions, not only will nothing major happen to the world but we're keeping all the scions and adding in Zero. Yeah we have the option to do ANYTHING we want, we are free from the memory of 1.0 and no longer have to adhere by decade old lore, but yeah we won't do anything fun.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not only will nothing major happen to the world
      So I guess you ignored that whole "now that Hydaelyn is dead there is nothing stopping the shards from trying to rejoin with the Source" thing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't do that as it results in everyone dying.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah we have the option to do ANYTHING we want
      Correct.
      And they're choosing not to listen to you.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOO don't do anything cool with the story or setting I just want to fap to my waifu NPC hehe

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have never seen something so unattractive in my life. I'd rather look at gore than look at your ugly disgusting lard ass lalafel for 5 seconds. You are the worst. Please fricking die.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lala c**ts feed off negative energy you know

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with the jester twins from Eulmore while they spit rhymes about my dick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gross.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon's dick is so pitiful,
      can't even grab a handful.

  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it’s boring and shallow. all the ‘updates’ are pointless drivel that simply bloat the number of different items without meaningfully changing the gameplay. mining for coal is the exact same as mining for copper. planting leek is the exact same as planting wheat. an alkonost is the same as a dodo of paradise. the workshop is the same regardless of if you’re making butter or coconut juice

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