ffxiv players are unhinged

https://www.twitch.tv/tiptopbop/v/1599596137

imagine being this upset over a video game

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit looks super gay

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WoW players are unhinged

    Imagine being this upset over a video game, homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/bKblHyi.jpg

      https://www.twitch.tv/tiptopbop/v/1599596137

      imagine being this upset over a video game

      it's just banter m8

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody ever said that wow players werent unhinged. Most mmorpg players are socially inept and unhinged. It is just that ffxiv and wow attracts them more than others. GW2 also has some insufferable furries.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The narrative of these threads is to disprove the idea that XIV's community is a relatively wholesome one compared to most of its contemporaries. please ignore that fact that there is 1 of these incidents for every 50 you would encounter in wow.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The narrative of these threads is to disprove the idea that XIV's community is a relatively wholesome

          When and where did this ever start? I've never heard people say things like this in game and have only ever heard it on Ganker.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            During the shadowlands exodus one of the bigger pulls to xiv was the community. This infuriated a lot of people who seemed to take it as 'our community is perfect and we are rubbing it in your face' which has never been the argued case, but it still resulted in a massive gaslighting campaign that only really ended up sticking in Ganker, it spilled out for a solid year though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >when and where did this start
            I've seen variations of the meme since around Stormblood. I've been playing since 1.0 but never really looked on social media and stuff so it may be from before then.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            unironically it started last september when the braindead zerg of blizzardtards infested this game. XIV threads used to just be full of story discussion, speculation, memes, and DF stories, then suddenly it became infested with shit like in the OP and muh "xiv are cultists because they enjoy the game and aren't criticizing it every second!"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Compared to WoW, the XIV community is relatively wholesome. But relatively is the key word there, as the WoW community is a bunch of scrotes. You still have plenty of morons and buttholes in XIV, and it seems to have a really high percentage of trannies and furries, too.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >get in WoW dungeon
              >do something wrong
              >YOU gay have a nice day RIGHT NOW I MEAN IT WITH A 100% A 1000% FRICKING b***h

              >get in FFXIV dungeon
              >mistake
              >...
              >"sigh"

              Both are trash but atleast wowgays are not pussies and tell u to your face instead of being a little 12 year old b***h afraid of speaking words and pretending to be nice.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I MEAN IT WITH A 100% A 1000%

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >>YOU gay have a nice day RIGHT NOW I MEAN IT WITH A 100% A 1000% FRICKING b***h
                any vids?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't call people homosexuals free of consequence this sucks
                Grow up. Also in FFXIV you don't generally get the sighs until the third or fourth frickup on the same thing. People generally try to help you out the first couple of times but if you aren't getting it then that's an issue.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't need to call me a homosexual, just don't pretend you are a nice human being and call me bad or w/e the frick kids call each other nowadays.

                The pretending kills the man.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But I am pretty nice.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                most mexican thing i've ever read on this board

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Which is ironic since the only place you see this kind of moronation is in savage pubs. All other content is piss easy for most players. Just reinforcing the fact that high end raiders are the worst part of any game next to pvp'ers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >GW2 also has some insufferable furries.
        I'd say GW2 has the worst of them considering there was that one furgay who made a bot to flood every gw2g with furgay porn for years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WoW on the brain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Someone mentions XIV.
      >B-BU-BUT WOW!
      You know XIV is primarily played on Playstation, when the average XIV fan uses Snoy tactics.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >someone shits on WoW
        >BUT LOOK AT XIV ITS SO MUCH WORSE BECUASE MEN PLAY WOMEN TOONS IN THAT GAME
        Also gonna need a source on your claims. Pretty sure most players are on PC like literally every MMO that has existed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          source: his ass

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Source the JP playerbase

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's primarily played on PC you dumb fricking Black person

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is this gay mentally ill shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mmo players are subhuman, and final fantasy fangays are even lower than that
      what you see is the result of a final fantasy mmo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what exactly makes this loot drama specifically about final fantasy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The same shit we saw in every other MMO, cherrypicked, but because it's <mmo I don't like>, now we apparently need to give a shit.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being upset over someone being upset over video games
    >posting normalgay garbage links
    Play a video game instead, loser

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >raid trannies
    ftfy

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always WHM who sandbag their cohealers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHM just attracts shitters. Healer players are largely people too scared and/or dumb to play DPS/Tank and WHM is the most standard and by-the-book MMO healer in the game.
      The WHM in my static is also the worst player in our group and fricks up far more than everyone else. Takes longer to learn mechanics too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHM used to lose the most damage out of all healers by actually healing since the start right up to the last major patch, 6.1. Still not an excuse for not healing in downtime, though.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based explosion. I miss videos like this. Hope that dumb b***h never raids again. How the frick do you even 0 pass on literally any fight when you're up to the last boss of a tier? The only thing the dude did wrong was wait until their week of raiding was over to explode, instead of telling them to frick off when they were being shitters.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's anons sperging out like this every day worse than this. The only difference is this guy is actually playing something instead of getting mad just talking about games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      difference is he's stupid enough to livestream it + he's playing the biggest hugbox of an mmo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2nd biggest hugbox* Wow's new hugbox ToS is actually enforced with a broader brush to boot.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Raid drama is the gayest shit imaginable and that's saying something when it comes to this game.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    first time seeing a raiding community in an mmo?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all mmos have raid drama
    comes with the genre

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think I'll just do P5S and call it a day. I don't have the will or time to do savages. And the new dungeons coming later on seem more interesting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        p6s is unironically easier
        And p7s is just a breeze until 7 minutes into the fight. The only hard part being shitters can't dps no good in pf.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MCHbros... why didn't he give the MCH a weapon?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >standard MMO shit
    gotta love it

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"ffxiv players are unhinged"
    >shows a player with a typical WoW name
    WoW players take another L again.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SGE/SCH player makes out like a bandit because a tank player got pissed at their friend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Getting chadded by your co-healer on SGE fricking sucks, the guy deserves it.

      What I want to know is how people were able to tolerate greed like that in DSU long enough to clear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone got the Sage version?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ruhroh it's time to report this cheater to square enix

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      On one hand, being a rulegay is gay as frick.
      On the other, shitting on streamers is based as frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny when streamers are banned over the little QoL Dalamud add-ons.
      And meanwhile I've done full blown cheating with basically everything else with MMOMinion with no repercussions.
      Radar for PotD/HoH (being able to identify where the exit is saves crucial minutes), Saint of the Firmament done via automation (both crafting and gathering), maxed out all classes/jobs while I slept during the first month the expansion is out.

      Lol I forgot about this. Isn't this Xenosys's list? A friend linked it to me last year. I actually have the PDF saved.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not his list but he's mentioned it before jokingly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Xenosys is a homosexual leech who can't make his own content and needs to constantly suck off others. You shouldn't even mention that useless c**t.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    been a lot of streamed freak outs lately since DSR. DSR forced people to realize the average people they play with are dog shit and they aren't taking it anymore even in savage. pretty interesting honestly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no doubt in my mind that like half of these freakouts are staged to get more eyes on their streams.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Making a cringe compilation instead of telling the healer to heal better

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    people should just wait till they got tome gear before doing savage really

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the way it's meant to be played. Get a few normal raid and tome pieces, clear one floor of savage. A few weeks later, go for another floor, and so on. You aren't meant to use crafted gear or clear the full thing in under 4 weeks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >aren't meant to use crafted gear
        >literally introduce crafted gear only for savage patches and tune it to crafted gear
        ?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          or you can use crafted to clear everything, but most people can't
          YoshiP literally gives everyone with one catch-up patch too for the sake of getting even more gear
          yet people literally just force themselves into the first 3 weeks of the patch and die trying

          Most people can't clear it in crafted gear anyway, just some small portion of top-end players can. Yes, they balance the raids to be possible to clear that way, but that's not the way they expect the vast majority of people to play it. Really, the system is designed in a way where most people clear it bit by bit over many weeks.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think the guy was trying to imply that not everyone needs to play savages as if they were world first raiders.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah a lot of people have this problem. even week 1 clear raiders think they need to dump 16+ hour raid days and don't get primal weapons usually it's pretty silly. the average player isn't going to clear shit until week 7+ when they get their pity weapon but until then I don't see the harm in trying.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        or you can use crafted to clear everything, but most people can't
        YoshiP literally gives everyone with one catch-up patch too for the sake of getting even more gear
        yet people literally just force themselves into the first 3 weeks of the patch and die trying

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Doing it early is fun because it's still fresh
          but not anymore since everything is in/out/spread/stack/clock positions

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            only so many ways they know how to do raids

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I want to say it's the engine holding them back, but alex and early omega had no issues being creative

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah but then the playerbase pushes back if they do shit like the gorillas

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't even have to be gorillas, just look at 3, 6, 8, 10, and 11 for diverse fights that don't really break a parse at an individual level
                I don't even know why adds are gone too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pandemonium 1 should have had gordias shit if its a Castlevania themed raid

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its made by a crappy c team meanwhile all the good workers are enslaved in fricking final fantasy xvi

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I do think the HW team got moved to XVI or a big chunk of them did

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even the fujo writer cant wait she fricked ffxvi ending with another moronic emotion superpower or another anime entity being the god fin boss of that game

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh no final fantasy game had a final boss like all the games in the franchise
                have a nice day if you do not play jrpgs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Im a sad emo girl representing a social network with no impressive soundtrack remixes from better bosses and the possible villian nemesis / friend of the mc just bullied me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sorry you couldn't handle the ludokino

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >villain nemesis/friend
                lmao
                zenos was a joke character in sb and was only good in ew because of in from the cold and showing as shinryu, thankfully he didn't exist in ew for any longer than that and now you can frick an alligator named zenos if you want

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Where is the alligator?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                on the island sanctuary, yoshida said that if people wanted more zenos than to catch something and name it zenos

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No suplex train in omega

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was that stupid fricking noise constantly going off at the start?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if not a staged rant then it's completely understandable, even in rl social situations things can lead to arguments like this, good on the guy for not cucking out and staying quiet just to avoid confrontation, we don't know both sides but seems that healer wasn't pulling his weight even after being warned
    shouldn't stream that shit, though

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >femra
    checks out

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Woman moment. I'd thank them for the compliment of having similar fashion sense and kill them with vague non-commital positive responses from there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Woman

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'd be willing to bet xiv's community having a cattyness to it is directly tied to the fact it has a waaayyy higher fem population than your average mmo

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Would not surprise me at all, There is quite a large amount of real women that play the game. At least 2 per static that I've been in over the years

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            More the fact the devs crack down on any insults said in game so you can't just call someone a shit c**t.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be willing to bet xiv's community having a cattyness to it is directly tied to the fact it has a waaayyy higher fem population than your average mmo

        I know a guy that goes to the gym and is very normie passing that had a freak out in our fc chat because someone had the same basic outfit as his dumb rabbit that he afks in limsa with

        It legit was all level one crap you can get on the damn market board. Its not just women its mental illness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >basic b***h bawdglam
      >STOP COPYING ME
      imagine thinking a an old seasonal top and a skirt is original
      I ran into someone using a similar glam to me and we ended up discussing what we tried to pair with the Orbonne Tank chestpiece we were using for like fifteen minutes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I ran into someone using a similar glam to me and we ended up discussing what we tried to pair with the Orbonne Tank chestpiece we were using for like fifteen minutes
        I use the High Allagan Fending chest on my WAR, and some guy ran up to me to ask where it's from.
        A week later, he runs up to me wearing my exact outfit, said he liked it that much.
        What a fricking chad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I won't be unique anymore
      Reeking of troonyism.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it always Au Ra players

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        same reason you see batshit catgirls, second most played race means secnd most opportunity for crazies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Make a character called Genericus
      >Default human warrior in class gear transmog.
      >Meet a guy called "Examplear"
      >Exact same thing.
      >Run over to him
      >/knuckles
      >Duels
      >Kicks the sh I mean I got back up and beat him.
      >Nod to each other
      >Walk off.
      The only thing I'm mad about is that I got the recessive genes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bro metal gear biology lessons are all wrong

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, understanding biology is a dominant gene.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to say I feel like I've been seeing this posted since HW but I'm pretty sure that top is from Shisui

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not one of the Shisui tops, it's an event-exclusive one that's dyable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I HAVE TO USE A DIGITAL CHARACTER IN AN MMO THAT WILL SHUT DOWN SOMEDAY TO PROVE IM UNIQUE

      It'd take a novel to fully explain how pathetic this person is. I wouldn't fricking change it just on principle of them whining about it on this level. The outfit doesn't even look good, it's some of the most basic shit you can come up with. b***h thinks she owns the color pink and blonde hair

      Besides there's like two facial options per race in this game anyway. You'll never look truly unique. And on top of that, the design is so boring I'd never double take it and look at it to begin with if I were just walking by.

      People like this coming into the game because of Shadowbringer's success is why I stopped playing. Reddit ruins everything. I wish they had all just stayed in WoW.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wear a pompadour and ive yet to not complement on, or be complemented on my hair by anyone with a pompadour as well.

        We are superior

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it definitely depends on the race you play and the style you have, its like how you all see lalafell players get along and every au ra player fight each other on mundane shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This kind of mentality isn't widespread, right? Maybe it's because I dress like shit irl and in video games (last game I played with outfits was PSO2 back when it was JP only, and my character just wore a black racksuit), but I refuse to believe that even 10% of the population would care how other dress their barbie dolls.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I only silently judge the people dressing their characters in casual clothing, but mostly because I just cannot understand why they'd want to. Maybe they're too poor to dress like that in real life? But then, they're paying for a subscription-based video game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a woman apologising to a troony. It's so fricking obvious you can see it from space.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I don't give a shit about raiding in XIV

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is a bit nicer than the primal dodge list or hell the like 20 page document talking shit about some guy who kept taking hunts on Ultros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just fricking blacklist people like a normal human damn.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyday, I'm happier that I don't raid in NA.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else find it hard to talk to other players in this game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yea. Feels like most of thr community is just fake nice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's one of many. Also feels like a lot of people use me to clear some fights like the new EX and savage stuff.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fake nice
        What the frick does this mean?
        >oh he's nice to me...he must be faking it!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he means that the community is full of fake positivity and condescending remarks.
          And its true, the GMs have a very tight grip on the chat and what you can or can't say. The social contract is the only thing truly enforced in the game.
          So you meet only 2 types of people: Silent ones and overly positive ones that literally can't say anything negative.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >people being positive and nice are fake nice
            ok?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >people forced into a safe space are always "nice"
              ok

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't that just society?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i'll take people staying fricking silent and seething than fricking mexicans from ragnaros shitting up every single pug i'm in, until region locks happen wow's fricking shit outside of playing with friends only

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >t. sperg enough to never have met a "fake nice" person
              wowser

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >making stuff in your head about scenarios that dont happen
              what anon meant by this?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seemed to work for you claiming it was all fake nice safespace.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't get it.

              I played through the trial and literally no one talked in dungeons or trials except for a o at the start and gg at the end. It was horribly asocial.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That depends on world and data center more than anything. The DC split really fricked up a lot of communities. Aether used to have a mix of more social worlds and sweats, now it's known as a sweaty DC where no one really talks. Crystal is very social but they tend to suck at content.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Barely really. In trash content like dungeons and trials, even Crystal is dead silent

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's a shame, Balmungians and their ilk when they were on Aether used to talk a lot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It has less to do with players and more to do with the game not incentivizing socialization in the slightest in that content. Few people start talking to strangers spontaneously, especially if they're people you'll probably never run into again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Aether used to have a mix of more social worlds and sweats, now it's known as a sweaty DC where no one really talks.
                Bullshit, Aether has Faerie and I suffer every day for it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's still relatively new and growing. Every DC is becoming a RP DC.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm here to do my roulettes, not hold a tea party with you, homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That touches one of the problems. Heavy extrinsic motivation, which is a staple for the genre really. The most important thing is the carrot and it needs to be achieved efficiently. This easily turns into anger when people get in the way of you and your carrot, if they're slow, etc.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No one blames you. The dungeons/trials are very much designed to make everyone into npcs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is that why all the autistic shitflinging I see is from "Discord communities"?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              When your community is pigeon-holed into another chatting platform because you can't say no-no words, its easy to blame it on Discord.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >So you meet only 2 types of people: Silent ones and overly positive ones that literally can't say anything negative.
            idk about that, I was doing bardam's yesterday and this dancer had a borderline melty over a wipe because the healer was a sage, sage told them to drop the clown act

            So nah, you definitely see at least 3 types.
            Then you have the 4th type which is full on melty usually done by the type of person the dancer is above giving unwanted advice or crying about something insane in normal content arguing for a solid 15 minutes/until someone gets kicked.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >sage told them to drop the clown act
              Kek based

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >giving unwanted advice or crying about something insane
              This type of person will most likely get banned for breaking social contract of "forcing a game style".
              But this is a double edged, because giving advice is taboo in this game. And because of that, shitters and morons run free on those type of content, making your average treadmill-run into hell.
              "You dont pay my sub" is a joke for a reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are 4 reasons for this.
      1. Many people play on controller, typing is not easy for them.
      2. No chat bubbles, often times people won't even notice that something was said to them.
      3. Different languages, not sure how much of an issue that might be on NA but on EU there are people who simply don't speak English that well.
      4. The game is too easy outside of Extreme / Savage / Ultimate content to push people to communciate. Add to that cross-server dungeon groups with teleporting and people barely have a reason to want to engage in a conversation with someone they neither have to cooperate with nor will ever see again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not really, in fact I go into random open houses and talk with people who are there, only positive experiences so far, no ERPers either

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I talk all the time in frontlines/alliance raids, because they are both easy content, but people cry I'm "talking too much"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I enjoy my daily frontlines but it amuses me to no end to see people actually getting sweaty over it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >t. 0/8/3
          Stop feeding in my games. I said it's easy. I did not say it's fun to lose.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            b***h im good at what whm gotta do. on a side note i've even noticed people are more likely to actually work together if you build even the teeniest amount of rapport too.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Shut the frick up, no one gives a shit, just play the fricking game, fricking neckbear loser make friends on your groomer discord not ingame when you wont see anyone ever afterwards. It's like those morons who say hello in dungeons, fricking sad acts.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOO STOP TALKING IN MY SINGLE PLAYER MMO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
                major laffo
                who the frick pays $20 a month + $5 per retainer + $5 for the app to play a fricking MMO like a single player. the NPC mindset... untouchable...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but it's $15 for the sub ($13 for entry, which includes only 1 char), and $2 per retainer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                didn't ask troony

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >say "hi" or "hey" at the beginning of a dungeon
                >have someone sperg out over that
                Why do they have such control over you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Blame yoshi for making frontlines a roulette, you are lucky I don’t just afk lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah you can spark conversation pretty much anywhere in the game if you put a little effort into it, Eu server though, american community may differ.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is P2 that much harder than P1?
    Only done P1 in PF so far and it was too easy to justify losing your shit over it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      before the nerf phase 1 was much harder. now it's about even with phase 2 maybe being easier. that guy is so frustrated because that WHM in question would not heal when even phase 2 has a lot of forced downtime where you quite literally only need to be healed during mechanics. you cannot target the boss so them not even doing that is bad. what I don't understand is why the guy let it get to this point in the first place. I could understand if this were week 1 still and finding a replacement would actually be extremely hard but we're talking week 4. Most people have at the very least 4-5 tome pieces and are on the fight now. Just kick the guy and catch someone else up to your prog point it wouldn't actually be that hard now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they wouldnt even use lilies for movement?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i dont understand, .... no healing?...... but is a white mage, what other thing is he doing?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thank you op. very good cringe . enjoyed it a lot

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God I love statics blowing up at each other

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was with this guy until I saw at the end they use mods to do the mechanics for them, now I wish everyone involved kills themselves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No he doesn't moron

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people clear dsr after 250 hours
    >they think theyre good at the game
    many such cases

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I literally don't understand why all these freakouts are people waiting until after days of doing the fight to say anything. You'd think if this problem was happening you would bring it up sooner so that either
    >They go "yeah, my bad"
    or they lose their shit and instead of suffering through this crap you can move on and get someone else

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >constantly hear shade thrown my way for crystal being a bunch of erp obsessed trannies with no raiders
    >Have cleared a8s, omega and e8s, fun times all around
    >Meanwhile primal/aether have constant twitch drama meltdowns

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >0 Healing Parse
    Holy shit I kneel

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Love how this hides the 2 melties that happened on elemental last week, one of them erp guild related which was even funnier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, go on

        https://docs.google.com/document/d/142uJeyfwpz11Z7kerhwXRVIRy9zirZt0/edit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty pathetic lmao
          Who would even think it's remotely a good idea to get into a "relationship" with any nutjob who plays this game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Boring, atleast post videos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, go on

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cmon come play ff14 bro, the community is really welcoming and kind! 🙂
    do not fall for troony tricks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most of it is, I feel left out that I've never witnessed spergouts like I see on Ganker. I love a good MMO freak out but FFXIV is really lacking in that regard.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely love Lift Yourself, and seeing Kanye use a track like that just to troll people who were mad at him was fricking aces.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    eh 3/10
    i was expecting voice comm ape outs
    still havent seen a game that does it better than Eve

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm gonna frickin tickle your nose hairs with my frickin shoe
      10/10 line

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        eh 3/10
        i was expecting voice comm ape outs
        still havent seen a game that does it better than Eve

        >dude 17 kilometers
        >yeah but armor hacs, armor hacs! ARMOR HACS!!!
        >......
        >primary is kurator, secondary is planko...
        gets me every time
        also that one guy at the end just fricking scremaing

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always WHM that are greedy Glare spam shitters? What do you gain from not casting healing spells? Who cares about fricking overheal if it means people won't die and you get your content?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it always WHM who sandbag their cohealers?

      enrages are designed around casters contributing to the damage and for a long time mechanics have been predictable enough and healer kits overtuned enough that you can just hit an ogcd heal at set times and resolve mechanics. there's no "oh shit I have to surprise heal" because if someone fricks up that bad its a wipe anyway

      all healers that is, except white mage, who is the only healer that lost damage to heal while the other 3 could just shit out free healing while doing damage, this has trained these people to never actually heal that much

      they finally made whm healing not a damage loss and also made a tier where all healers actually want to stop doing damage to heal, but the damage is already done and not nearly enough people call these people out. see the 400+ cope thread on

      [...]

      where its all healers justifying why nobody wants to heal in PF this tier as
      >the tank isn't pressing enough mits
      because after spending years saying healing is boring and too easy it's finally actually demanding but that's not what they wanted, they wanted to play an easy mode caster that throws up several dots like they did in stormblood and sometimes throws out a heal when a raidwide happens

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >made a tier where all healers actually want to stop doing damage to heal
        Its actually in all the content, even the Ex Dungeon has more to heal than the usual ones (although that doesn't mean much). Personally, I think they should keep pressing this and make actual healing the focus to wheed these fricking green DPS players out.

        Who would have thought that healer are the biggest fricking mongs in the game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I play healer and you can really tell when one tank is not as good as the rest
        So its more frustrating for the healer when you get a mouthbreather as a tank

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny because there was a time when perfectly optimizing an encounter would still require around a dozen GCD heals but Shadowbabs got way too used to the idea that you shouldn't need them at all, so this tier is like whiplash to most new players while it feels like a return to form to older players.

        I'm having the time of my life right now and glad I didn't fall for the min piety meme on Scholar.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >where its all healers justifying why nobody wants to heal in PF this tier as
        >>the tank isn't pressing enough mits
        Ah yes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the amount of tanks that don't press mits is astronomically minuscule compared to healers that don't heal, you are taught as a tank to mitigate thats all you fricking do is press mits for tank busters. you are taught as a healer (in savage and ultimate content) that you are suppose to heal as little as possible, so when shit gets shaken up the dogshit healer playerbase they just blame the tanks.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >you are taught as a tank to mitigate
            Im not saying i disagree with you on your post but that part is bullshit. The game is so fricking lenient with tankbusters in general its no wonder so many tanks get into EX/Savage and still refuse to press their cooldowns.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yeah but im talking about the general savage player base in both cases. you can't really get away with not popping mit and generally tanks in PF are not doing this, the only problem this tier is tanks that still only immune thinking that still works. healers also need to realize that boss auto attacks hit like a fricking truck and in some cases (p7s) you are getting hit with double bleed stacks, mitigating literally only gets you so far, and healers still think they can just ogcd heal like they have been doing since forever and be fine.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't help that single target healing is hardly a thing they ever ask healers to do in this game so when it finally happens they all shit the bed. A lot of the problems PF raiding has stem from the fact that SE completely fails at teaching/filtering people.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah i don't disagree, they should make bosses crit again so healers get scared into single target healing maybe they will get a better picture if tanks just die randomly from a big crit rather than slowly dying from a thousand cuts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >at's not what they wanted, they wanted to play an easy mode caster that throws up several dots like they did in stormblood and sometimes throws out a heal when a raidwide happens
        Wow it's almost like driving off all the people who liked juggling healer DPS rotations and healing by dumbing down the jobs and making both sides braindead easy with 1 dot 1 nuke and 5000 oGCD heals leaves you with nothing but players who are now attracted to the role because it's an easy crutch for them since they haven't needed to put any effort in outside ultimates for years.
        Maybe Yoshi shouldn't be dumbing everything down like that huh?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its really fricking funny to me how they've been so constantly worried about not "stressing" healers with more shit to do and now we have a savage tier where they're more dependent on tank and DPS mit (i.e. shit outside of their control) and will get all the blame if shit goes wrong. If you have a good team its the usual snoozefest of 1 skill spam. If you get a bad one you get to watch your group fricking die all the time while blaming you for it. Im really curious to see how SE will react.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dps parsec autism and turning every job in dps with different button to press in different trinity of course

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >le meme youtube man said overheals are bad and because i cant think for myself it means that overhealing is bad
      >people are dying? it must be their fault!

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't have friends
    >No time/patience for a static
    >PUGs are dogshit
    >"Muh gear" doesn't matter, gonna get glamoured over anyway
    I could not give less of a shit about Savage raids.
    >in b4 "git gud"
    Frick you, going fishing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sort of in the same position, but what I started doing since SB was just grinding relic weapons that I liked, doing treasure maps, playing "exploration" content like Eureka/Bozja and going for singleplayer cheevos like Necromancer. I've just ran out of shit do now since I was kind of disappointed in Island sanctuaries (they are a good start, but they are timegated as frick and don't have enough content or even just replayabillity to justify its own existence yet) so unless the new Criterion dungeons or new deep dungeons are good, I'm just going to pass on the rest of the expansion.

      I'm just not having fun when raiding like I used to have fun in WoW and in HW/SB, don't get me wrong, I'll always do the normal mode for each raid atleast once just to see them and I still have atleast some fun with that, but since so much of the difficulty comes from vetting morons or keeping friends intrested in the game long enough to clear anything Ultimate tier and above, I just became so frustrated and bored with it that I stopped doing it.
      YoshiP really needs to up the general difficulty of the game from atleast level 30ish and onwards since it's plainly obvious that making everything outside of "hardcore" raiding extremely easy only breeds lazyness, an unwillingness to learn and hostility between players while pushing anyone who doesn't like the story or mindnumbing grind away from the game

      The 2-min timer gameplay is also extremley shit and for the first time ever, I've not found a single job in the game that I like to play for fun anymore, I wish they would just stop copying WoW now since they are bigger than it, but it seems that YoshiP is adamant at just making WoW 2 while fixing very little of the problems that brings

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They crunched hard for Heavensward, so don't go expecting that much content ever again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What? early Heavensward barely had any content.
      It almost killed the game again, and would have done so in the west if WoW wasn't on a even worse state.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    deserved rant, blessed rage
    it's spergy but valid

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can't they just make an English only FFXIV channel instead of spamming my inbox with videos of fat Japanese people?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no chat bubbles
    even fricking runescape had floating text above character. Is this some technical thing japs can't do? It will kill the servers or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can get a plug-in that makes it so there is chat bubbles. No idea why it isn't just in the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's more of a cultural difference. japanese players chat more privately and don't add strangers to their friendslist either. because of that they never had the intention of having chat bubbles. now that people request it, it would be a hassle to add that they've not prioritized yet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just ask that modder for help lol hire fans!
        but I imagine it wouldn't be very hard to do

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You joke but the last 4 updates that changed a game system, such as the very recent cooldown timer being in the middle of the skill instead of the corner was a addon. They ban then yoink and add the plugin for the game. Shit, the waymark fiasco that happened a week or two ago that is finally causing they to allow waymarks to be placed in bigger arenas in because of it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            At this point they should just implement the entirety of SimpleTweaks
            >show remaining duration of buffs and debuffs on party members list
            >show exact amount of health instead of a percentage for your target
            >show percentage of xp bar filled
            >clicking on the icon of the job you registered as to swap when a duty pops and you're not currently using this job
            >showing on the cast bar at which point you can start moving and still cast the spell to easily slidecast

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >showing on the cast bar at which point you can start moving and still cast the spell to easily slidecast

              Slide casting is long dependent so I'm not sure you could do this one properly

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >showing on the cast bar at which point you can start moving and still cast the spell to easily slidecast
              This is latency dependent

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Simple tweaks, resanctuary, the one that shows music that's playing etc etc etc

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Slidecasting isn't entirely intentional and more of a quirk of how the game handles latency.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            just ask that modder for help lol hire fans!
            but I imagine it wouldn't be very hard to do

            Good memory? Whatever it was called was a big one they put in the game for 6.0 or 6.1 I don't remember
            if nothing else it should be a possible way to get a non-shit glamor system with the "you own this useable item" thing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Good memory? Whatever it was called was a big one they put in the game for 6.0 or 6.1 I don't remember
            if nothing else it should be a possible way to get a non-shit glamor system with the "you own this useable item" thing

            nah, I was serious, if a plugin can do it why couldn't the devs add it? just see no reason other than laziness for it
            probably not as simple as I imagine it to be but in no way impossible

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The same reason there has been a working hat mod for rabbits/hroth since day 1 but they refuse to do anything.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yea i wasn't being sarcastic, the reason is they just haven't bothered/don't want to in the majority of cases

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's not being upset over a video game, he's being upset about a griefing WHM. Not really unhinged. Hope SGE finds better friends.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Healsissies should be shamed more often. Always trannies and always dogshit at the game. Just buff DPS and tank self-healing and remove healers altogether.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ff14 and WoW players continue to spend years of their life matching blocks n colors like 40yo bearded toddlers
    have mid touch oof and get off the internet i'd rather see another #ad thread for the newest thing than be reminded you exist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >have mid touch oof
      What the frick is this supposed to mean ESL-kun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post more of your pic related

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who has spent hours every week dying to the same things over and over again when the weak link is extremely obvious, and suggestions have been made to the weak link that would prevent the deaths from ever occurring and they just refuse to do it while also saying that they are doing it, will understand the frustration and catharism that guy felt after finally unleashing all that nerd rage. Good for him.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >twitch
    homie get the frick outta here with that homosexualry.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >make a dark elf
    >it's actually looks pretty cool
    Frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        From ShB benchmark realized late that it didn't have a screenshot button

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >advertising your shitty twitch with 100 followers

    frick off

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHELPS
    LEFT SIDE
    EVEN SIDE

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else gonna point out how most of the deaths in that garbage meme vid are due to people being out of range of adlo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well done, you just outted yourself as a moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I meant Succor, I don't play SCH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No shit they were out of range of adlo/succor, they use fricking sage instead

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >troony wasting an entire bar just to put ultimate totems.
    What the frick is wrong with raidBlack folk.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ffxiv players are unhinged
    You mean mmo players in general.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With all these reworks they are doing in the base game, can we get a reworked (and normal) version of the Coils of Bahamut please?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they're only reworking the msq, and coils is ultra forgotten, not to mention it's from when they had joke VAs for people like alisaie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I find laughable they dont get the balls to rework the trials im tired of beating ifrit normal at 20

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the trials are a lot less shit than some of the dungeons were, especially totorak
          they should rework titan and leviathan though, since you barely hear their theme songs in the fight itself
          plus they redid good king moggle mog

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >plus they redid good king moggle mog
            What a fricking mistake, its so bad, it truly is ruined now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, we only need a reworked normal version, similar to what they did with Thornmarch, they can keep the voiced cutscenes how they are now, just play them before you enter the instance and that's it.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only morons play healer, making raids actually require healing wasn't a good decision, and everyone already knew it.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no sound?

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the heck can't I just buy wind shards as a free player, I just want to satisfy my crafting autism

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who pointed out >she got reported and banned, shitpostxiv is moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I had to hold myself so much to not post anything
        >that guy getting deleted for saying "futa?"
        Trannies wish they were futa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I had to think about this a minute, but them complaining about that guys joke makes zero sense when I'm assuming that was actually essentially what that image's joke actually was. These people just have like no baseline of logic. It's just confusing at this point.

        >haha, me a "girl," just nutted in my "girlfriend"
        >haha, well something doesn't add up in that sentence!
        >uh stop being transphobic and making jokes like that

        I just... what

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that hair and that jawline/face shape look really familiar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That freak is trans too. No wonder he was so defensive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a play on the "he just nutted in me and went back to playing" meme
      >trannies, and those who let trannies live rent free in their head, think it's about transhit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're both men; just check the original reddit poster's profile
        Improve your pattern recognition

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad i don't raid

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Make glam
    >Friend steals it

    Frick OFF

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Someone in the FC uses a fantasia
      >They look almost identical to me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >never see characters that look like mine
        >fanta to a different race
        >see three clones of my old character in the same day
        did I just not see it before?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Someone in the FC uses a fantasia
      >They look almost identical to me

      Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
      Someone changing their character to look like yours, implies you have created something of such worth that it is worth copying.
      Be proud.
      Don't act like a fricking woman and sperg about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't mind if it was someone who i didn't know but I literally do know them and play with them regularly, I don't want to see them wearing the exact thing I made that took me hours to create. Kys.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >friend thinks you're cool and wants to be like you
          >WTF FRICK OFF BRO
          You're a shitty friend.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Friend copies your homework for free
            >DURR WHY ARE YOU MAD YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY???

            You're a stupid fricker.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I wouldn't have given a frick if a friend copied my homework. As long as we didn't get in trouble for it being too obvious.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >friend copies your work
                >even puts your name on it instead of his
                Playing the long game now.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I feel sorry for your friend.
              And I feel sorry for you, living such a lonely, bitter life.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >charging his friend for copied homework
              this metaphor fricking sucks

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Chef sees your restraunt food and steals your recipe
            >You should be grateful!
            >Spy steals the intel in tf2
            >Why are you mad???

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >false equivalences
              You're moronic. Anon does not make money, or keep a job, or provide a service, with the appearance of his internet dress-up doll.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not the same because it just isn't ok?????

                Lol troony.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >hurf blurf generic insult
                I accept your concession.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >food analogy
              DO AMERICANS REALLY

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT XIV CHARACTERS AND SEE FOD

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're fat because they play xiv

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just not changing from BRD, won't do, no siree

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lala with my haircut and color/face stops next to me as I'm hanging out
    >greet them happily with emotes and type some positive interaction things
    >everything is happy because we are both well adjusted human beings who understand each race literally only has 4 faces and a handful of actually usable non-meme hairstyles, so it's utterly asinine to feel self-conscious about finding clones

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought parsing shit was banned in xiv

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is. You're welcome to report em if you can be bothered.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      report all parse trannies who post incriminating evidence and try to find their twitter.

      enjoy the seethe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you talk about it in-game, which is why every static recruitment will tell you to talk on discord.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one steals my look or glams because they were terrible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      noone steals my looks because im the only player moronic enough to devote five of their glamour plates to different fishing outfits

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fishing is not a personality.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That bike looks weird when used by Lalas.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly the opposite, the bike was clearly designed for lalas first and everyone else was an afterthought.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only true for the tank, what a waste.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's actually hilarious, get a sense of humor.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I hate lalas and roes so much, it's not funny at all.
                I want an actual good tank.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                do femroes use that same pose?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Femroes use the female midlander skeleton, unlike lala israelites and roe/hroth jokes they don't get specshuial poses
                When that mount came out their feet clipped under it because they were too tall

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >five glam plates for fishing
        thats almost admirable levels of autism right there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >have the sds fenrir
        >this bike looks like junk in comparison
        A shame... bought it anyway though.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deserved. Healers that are obsessed over damage parsing are the single biggest stress ffactor for any static.
    Had to deal with someone exactly like this in my previous static last tier, and it was a fricking nightmare.
    He was so self convinced that he was an amazing player because he's parsing 80-90's in dps and 0-10 in healing, while massively slowing down prog and overstressing the other healer as a consequence.
    It didn't end in a spergout of that level, but it did cause 2 of our mid-skill players to just quit raiding forever.
    These kinds of players are the poster children for the Dunning-Kruger effect. God forbid if they actually clear an ultimate and undeservedly triple their ego because of it.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I'll never actually play the "endgame" in mmos, simply because I refuse to install discord

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want you to imagine, it's 15 years ago.
      And you're refusing to install Ventrilo to play Counterstrike with your bros after school, because
      >BRO TRANNIES USE IT BRO ITS A troony PROGRAM BRO
      This is how moronic you sound.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are very mad for something that doesn't effect you.
        I just refuse to install it, games should have proper integrated socials and voip instead of relying on third party

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >games should have proper integrated socials and voip instead of relying on third party
          This I will absolutely agree with you on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's honestly really fricking sad that discord has become so normalized considering just how insane their invasion of privacy is. If mumble or vent actually continued to update their UI beyond windows 2k and worked on their codec, we wouldn't be in this situation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can clear savage on week 2-3 without joining a single Discord through pf. You'll need to have the patience of a saint though.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >healers get called curebots if they focus on healing because "hurrr why healer not do big damage"
    >healers get called glarebots if they focus on dps because "hurr healer parses don't matter anyway"
    >last loot priority in most statics
    >first to be blamed if someone dies to unavoidable damage regardless of mitigation
    >completely thankless job with the most boring rotation possible if nobody dies

    >REEEE WHY ARE THERE NO HEALERS IN PF

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >first to be blamed if someone dies to unavoidable damage regardless of mitigation
      My bottom line is if only one (1) person died to a raidwide, it's almost always certainly not my fault and they took an excess of damage somewhere or missed a heal/shield somehow prior.

      Doubly so if it's a magic DPS that dies to a magical raidwide since they have higher magic defence. Most jobs have some sort of personal shield/mitigation to cover for these kinds of blips too but they'll almost always go unpressed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Magic DPS also has 10% less HP and in the case of RDM they have no personal mitigation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Magic DPS also has 10% less HP
          Yes, and that's already part of the consideration since me (the healer) also has less HP.
          > in the case of RDM
          I said "most".

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The only personal mit BLM has is manaward every 2 minutes, and if they were using it to reduce stress on healing instead of sitting on it for 6 minutes it's not reflexively available. SMN is even worse, the personal mit it has is Radiant Aegis, and it can't use that while Garuda, Ifrit, Titan, Bahamut, or Firebird are summoned, so they can only use it during like 10% of the fight total, dependent on their rotation.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And there's still 0 reason for them to die if I'm still alive unless they were actually dodging heals.

              >SMN is even worse
              Radiant Aegis has a 30s duration, 2 stacks and is on a minute cooldown. You don't have to apply it on reflex if you know you might be out of range for something ahead of time, like any time you know the party has to spread for a mechanic.

              > can only use it during like 10% of the fight total
              Good hyperbole. It's closer to 45% over any minute. Garuda, Ifrit and Titan on stay on the field for roughly 6 seconds each.

              At this point it's like you're trying to find excuses for yourself.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And there's still 0 reason for them to die if I'm still alive unless they were actually dodging heals.

              >SMN is even worse
              Radiant Aegis has a 30s duration, 2 stacks and is on a minute cooldown. You don't have to apply it on reflex if you know you might be out of range for something ahead of time, like any time you know the party has to spread for a mechanic.

              > can only use it during like 10% of the fight total
              Good hyperbole. It's closer to 45% over any minute. Garuda, Ifrit and Titan on stay on the field for roughly 6 seconds each.

              At this point it's like you're trying to find excuses for yourself.

              SMN here, I save it for anytime a big hit is coming. Generally the fights align with the rotation that you can slide it in between summons anyway. It lasts longer than bahamut or firebird, so if it's necessary just use it before your big summon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Healer is unironically the hardest role to play this tier if you're pugging. No other role gets fricked as hard for the mistakes of your teammates. Go fricking try healing P5S with shitty tanks and shit co-healer and tell me it isn't the most stressful shit ever.
      >B-but healers are always asking for more healing
      Yes and i love the fact that we got that but the problem right now is that you get fricked disproportionately hard for mistakes that aren't your own and party members not doing their jobs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Part of what exasperates the pugging is that it's less a healing check and more a raw mitigation check, almost all of which is out of the healer's direct control.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        please show me the logs of what the tanks are pressing in your groups

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >first to be blamed if someone dies to unavoidable damage regardless of mitigation

      I keep seeing this one a lot and I have a handy flow chart to figure out who's at blame for deaths in these kind of situations
      >Did the person in question have full hp and still died? Even with a shield up? Not the healers fault.
      >Did the person in question either not have a shield or didn't have full hp and died? It's the healers fault for not doing these things

      hope this helps

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is it that even though every tank is the same now, I'm only able to play GNB without somehow getting lost. It feels so much cleaner to play.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw I'm in the same situation as the SGE
    >My WHM make me do all the healing
    >If I ask them to do more heal they will get pissed at me and then ask me if I want them to stop playing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've just been dodging parties with white mages. Its either some turbo moron or a glare mage. Frick WHM players.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the response an abusive person makes.
      They're aware they could be doing more, and know they can but don't want to. They say something like that to make you backtrack and continue picking up their slack.
      Cut them off, make them quit the game. You can do better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was in the same position during StB. The best advice I can give you is to either quit yourself or get him to quit if it won't create a huge backlash.
      Continuing like this will only mentally drain you and is not worth it because it will cause a meltdown eventually.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw me and my cohealer are the perfect duo
      We can't be stopped

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >work 12 hour days, 7 days a week for 8 months
    >don't have to time to clear savages between work, gym and other stuff
    >will clear my schedule only in december
    >if I find a static then it's absolutely going to be a shit human waste filled one
    >PF will probably be even worse
    I should just bite the bullet and find a static right? I'll play either tank or rphys so I should find a place easily.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      depends on what tank/rphys your playing because if its
      >PLD
      and any other rphys but
      >DNC
      good luck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        DRK/GNB and BRD.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it time you took a break from XIV and played other games and their demos, anon-kun?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DQ treasures looks pretty cool actually.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Right after I clear the final room in the Aquapolis 20 times, I promise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >western shit, chink shit, PS5 shit
      >soulless remake shit, soulless remake shit, who
      >Automata shit, who, soulless remake shit
      >Will never be localised, western shit, will never be localised
      will never be localised, who, soulless remake shit
      Soulless remake shit, ps5 shit, epic store shit
      I'm already playing that shit shit, mobile shit, who
      Soulless remake shit, soulless remake shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Isn't it time you took a break from XIV and played other games and their demos, anon-kun?
      I mean maybe, it's only been 1.7k hours so far this year but...
      ...what other games could I possibly play?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cyberpunk 2077 TM c.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Warrior ape, what's the best dps job for me?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Either RPR so you can continue to ape out or DRG so you have the easiest rotation out of them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just stay away from ninja and monk

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mentally healthy
    >male
    >human
    mentally ill
    >everything else

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ascended tier
      >male
      >elezen (human+)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Male Elezen is great, you get to enjoy an entire expansion in an Elezen ethnostate that no other group gets, and there's twice as many Elezen in the Scions as any other race even without WoL.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JANNIED

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pretty based for him to call out that b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is but he is probably also fricked for a mix of showing addons on screen and "targeted harassment".

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can someone post the ffxiv poggers face pls

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post your character's lodestone pic and i will rate and judge you

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Think the devs will replace Gender in the character creator with Body Type in 7.0? Seems like everyone is pozzed and doing it nowadays.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >actually we would like to make this change, but it is very difficult currently because of some legacy code

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd get banned from every xiv community, so mad koei finally fell to the troony horde

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A reminder that we're worse than Hitler.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your sure is she looks british

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Both of the healers in the videos are those kinda troony players that never speak on voice chat. Their FC is "Gossip Girls" lol
    https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/24773993/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Femra
      anon pls, I was eating..

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We are relics, you and I, memories of days gone by
    what a line

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this vid is actually really frickin funny if you play the game. im guessing OP is kaldorei.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pixiv is now infested with chinks posting Black person cuck porn
    beside twitter where do I find xiv fanart now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >posting Black person cuck porn
      I knew that shit would spread to XIV eventually

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You make friends with fellow racist artists and get artwork that you want. That's what I do.

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, who is this homosexual and why should I care that he is shit?

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ofc they are, anon. They are mentally ill, eternally mazed even if the project that on WoW players. They suffer from the little man syndrome because WoW has, is, and will always be ahead of FF in just about everything. It's their second life simulator, they virtually live in it because they are absolute embarrassments irl 99% of the time. So that's all they've got, that's why they suck Yoshida's dick so much, they are nothing without him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funny because the shit healer is a wowfugee with a wow name.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I might be a shitter but starting to feel that i would be happier just running cacbot and chilling on savage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You do you.

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowbringers and Endwalker has been B-team work

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And the C team is now in charge of XIV.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >XIV's C team still mogs WoW
        sad isn't it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      surprising how great they've been

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in terms of gameplay design, it's pretty clear all or the talent is not working on xiv anymore

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get what are these videos about?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute shitter complaining about their raid group having to spend too much time trying to clear raids when they are literally the worst person in their job on their server, and wholly responsible for the raid group's inability to consistently clear without wipes.

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >still have to use macros to mouse-over in 2022
    Being an AST is suffering.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The mouse over plugins changed my life as a healer and i refuse do play without them.

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't touched MMOs since 2005 or something. Does the MSQ actually teach you how to play the game beyond the beginning tutorial, or is it one of those games that require a guide because it never teaches the basics of endgame content?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a guide
      you'll catch people in 90 dungeons that still don't use mitigation as a tank, dps as a healer, use AOE on 3+ mobs and DPS that don't have any clue what they're doing in general.

      Some of it's obvious if you're not a total fricking thicko but the optimisation, rotations kinda require guides.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      endgame content is on another level. it requires a greater understanding of one's job and has more strict boss mechanics. the level of play required for endgame content is not taught by the msq, it can only be taught by jumping into the deep end.
      but i would note that the jump is not THAT large. it's easy for any half decent player to adjust to the new pace set by endgame content. keyword: half decent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't throw dialogue boxes at you like modern games, but it does ramp up mechanics over time so you get a feel for what things do. They also introduced a tutorial area where some NPCs run you through extreme basics and you get some decent starting armour from it. The only thing you might need a guide on is running an *optimal* skill rotation, though, if you're good with reading you can work it out for yourself pretty easily.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      After a few hundred hours of the MSQ, you'll have a decent grasp of the mechanics.
      freetrial.finalfantasyxiv.com/

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Downoladed Free Trial
    >Lv. 20 now
    >all i have been doing are generic MMO quests, story sucks dick, the potato race makes me want to smash their moronic big heads like a watermelon
    when does it get good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Questing doesnt get good ever, gameplay gets good so gradually you dont even notice until you are synced down or start levelling another job, and the plotwise you are probably around the worst part of the game, it does get a lot better but it's the quality it should've been from the beginning, if you got the patience eventually you'll be playing a pretty good game but if you dont quit now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The MSQ will never stop being generic MMO quests with some of the worst pacing you'll ever experience, but the characters and story significantly improve if you're able to overcome the 50 to 70 hours of worldbuilding needed for the rest of the game.
      It's not worth it if you don't find any enjoyment in it now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't like the free trial, you probably wouldn't like going through all the other expansions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wants to play MMO
      >wants to play MMO known for having a "good story"
      >doesn't want to let said MMO build the world around them
      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      fricking filtered
      go back to VII & X nublet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good worldbuilding isn't boring.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >WoWrat with cute aggression chomping at the bit to start grinding goodboy points
      It doesn't get good so you can leave now

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are some changes you expect to see in your job in the future?

    Now that they gutted Monk's positionals and Riddle of Earth is useless, I foresee two potential outcomes for it:
    >consolidate it and Perfect Balance into the same button
    >make it work like it does in PVP where if you take damage during it you get a counterattack

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >if you take damage during it you get a counterattack
      Too complex for the shitters, and too fight dependent for the autists among raiders. Never going to happen in this dev/player climate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gutted Monk's positional
      Well, guess I won't come back for Endwalker after all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Compared to shadowbringers the positionals are actually harder now. Instead of having 20 potency positionals on everything you have 60 potency positionals on your coeurl skills. But now Riddle of Earth doesn't negate positionals.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Much as I hate it, I know that BRD DoTs will be cut eventually.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a tone of things I would love to see, but to be honest, I have no idea what to expect for Scholar.

      Given the amount removed skills and downplaying of the jobs single unique feature, the fairies, and even removing the only other use for Fey Gauge and adding a party sprint, I really cant think of what theyll add or remove next.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gutted Monk's positional
      Well, guess I won't come back for Endwalker after all

      >Now that they gutted Monk's positionals and Riddle of Earth is useless,
      in shadowbringers monk players would just stand on the bosses ass the entire fight because bootshine was the only one that wasn't an extremely minor boost in potency that barely cost you anything for missing and between 3 stacks of ROE and 2 true north you could go nearly a full minute without having to do posiionals right at all

      EW retooling RoE into an extremely strong defensive cooldown (with this and mantra monk is now by far the tankiest dps, which was part of monks character in single player ff games) and not just a crutch to make positionals possible in fights where we make the boss spin around like a top and making your few positionals left way more important was a good move, just like everything in EW mnk was a massive improvement over shb mnk or really every mnk that wasn't TK mnk. I would much rather optimize thunderclap and PB uses and I can just pretend to do the positionals anyway because after they stopped being a requirement for anything besides damage they're basically just a way to trick you that you're doing more then you actually are by having to move around instead of standing in one spot and shifting 1 inch left/right to hit side/ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >MP bar removed in 7.0
      >HP bar is just twice as long now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just want them to add Green Mage, Corsair, and Beastmaster.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Green Mage? Why? Its the mage with the least identity because its been in no main line games, and very few side games. It's spellbook is basically the worst parts of White/Black/Time Mages with dumb shit like Oil

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Green Mage? Why? Its the mage with the least identity because its been in no main line games, and very few side games. It's spellbook is basically the worst parts of White/Black/Time Mages with dumb shit like Oil

        Scholar in ARR/HW was already Green Mage + Orator. If you didn't get to play it you missed out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I want to see them add the FFXI corsair. It would never happen because the only fun class allowed is Blue Mage

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being unhinged is a prerequisite for being a troony.

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do people still do "endgame" content for older expansions? I remember seeing some interesting looking stuff before Endwalker or Shadowbringers and if I ever get that far, I want to try my hand at them. Or am I screwed and need to get a dedicated group for those because most people have moved on?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends what the endgame content is. Some content is more populated than others.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Sigmascape_V4.0
        I guess something like this? I remember seeing Kefka in FFXIV threads a while ago and apparently it's Stormbllood old? As far as I can tell, some other FF cameo bosses are from Stormblood. Can't think of any from ARR or Heavensward.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There will be normal trials/raids and their Extreme/Savage versions. The normal stuff is widely accessible. The Extreme/Savage are accessible unsynced, which means with the best gear/higher levels than the fight was made for. The Extreme/Savage fights can also be done Synced, which means at the level it was originally made for. That is harder to find people to do it with.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can probably find groups of people who do old content unsynced if you try.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you queue up for extreme fights, there's a chance you'll eventually get a group or if you look in party finder, you can find a synced group

      Took me a while to do all extremes of Stormblood synced and there are party finder groups for Shadowbringers that pop up kinda rarely. There's definitely people doing endgame ARR and Heavensward

      us people are out there brother

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eureka and bozja are both alive on primal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I play on crystal, the supposed casual server, and I see groups for older fights constantly

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tfw we'll never have unique feeling classes with interesting niche mechanics ever again due to shitters and troony raiders complaining everything out of the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And that's why ARR will always be the best.

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't need a link to your twitch channel to see unhinged players in these threads

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing mmorpgs since everquest 1 and I can say that XIV has the most toxic community of all mmorpgs. Not ingame but outside on discord or social media sites.
    I never saw a more witch hunting community like XIV. Especially the fat german b***h from balmung

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this game is full of the most nasally voiced nerdy autistic mfs on the planet, no wonder they keep adding single player systems to keep normies safe from these weirdos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I purposely speak with an obviously fake scottish accent in my guild's discord just to see how long I can before they either call it out on being fake. I'm sure at least a few of them know, but at least some think I'm actually scottish and I think it's funny either way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        either call it out on being fake or get pissed off at me for speaking in an obviously fake accent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nasally voiced
      They're trying to sound like women, Anon.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is kinda funny so i'll turn a blind eye against hardcore raiders this time.

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bunboys and himbolanders are best

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy based.
      >No French
      I feel for my Eurobros stuck with them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So why are the french so fricking bad at this game?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Same reason they're bad at Monster Hunter. Incapable of teamwork

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They only speak French, they'll never speak English even if they know it fluently. They are generally terrible at the game but act like they aren't. Refuse to work as part of a team and if there's other Frogs in the same party they will only talk to each other.

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lv.60 SCH
    >Haven't touched any extreme dungeons/trials
    >don't use FFlogs
    what the frick does any of this mean. do they not want to heal or something. i am beyond confused right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I also haven't touched extreme or savage content. Basically the white mage is not healing as much as the scholar by a wide margin. This same player has also complained about not being able to clear. This caused the dude streaming to blow up on them and even make a vid compilation of some of their mistakes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The WHM is being a c**t and not carrying their own weight healing wise while also being a shitter in general. I have no idea how the SCH put up with that shit at al. Healing this tier with a bad co-healer is fricking aids.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SCH and SGE are shield healers. They have a ton of options for limiting damage (shields, percent-based mitigations, etc.), but they have limited tools for healing large amounts of HP directly. WHM and AST (kind of? I know very little about AST) are called "regen healers" or "pure healers", and are the reverse: They have a bunch of tools for healing large amounts of HP, and few for blocking/mitigating damage in the first place.

      The WHM in the video was managing to achieve a fricking 0% healing parse. This means, compared to all the WHMs who have ever cleared this fight, this person healed the absolute LEAST. This puts a huge burden on the other healer (played SGE in the clear that had the end-of-stream rant, but also plays SCH according to other clips) who now has to find ways to keep people alive despite no support from the WHM. In other words, the SCH/SGE was going above and beyond to carry the group to make up for playing with a shit WHM.

      Once a healer runs out of oGCD tools to help with healing, they have to sacrifice GCDs (casting healing spells instead of Ruin/Broil/Dosis/Stone/Glare/whatever) to keep people up. WHMs can shit out incredible amounts of healing with their GCD heals. Since this Godawful WHM wasn't doing that, the SCH/SGE had to spend many, many more GCDs healing, since their GCD heals are far weaker. Fights are designed around each of the healers pulling their own weight, so the SCH/SGE doing the WHM's job in addition to their own is extremely impressive. The WHM making the SCH/SGE have to do all that work, therefore, is extremely rude/selfish/shitty. What's more, even though this WHM was never healing, he didn't even do an impressive amount of damage to make up for it. He's just shit.

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://clips.twitch.tv/DoubtfulGrossClintmullinsBudBlast-2XUQGu4TrdA0neSA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >losing your shit and breaking up your group over someone not having a fricking tome accessory

      Didn't they design gear in this game specifically the way they did to prevent this fricking autism?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but if you sign up for a week one group you go in knowing you need to squeeze in every little bit of possible extra damage and you know you're gonna be dealing with sweatlords.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nah hes right.
          she committed to a efficient group and failed to meet expectations
          he handled it badly but his reasons are right, they should have kicked and replaced

          Aren't you basically investing in someone anyway?

          Who gives a frick about gear now when they're learning the fight more and they're gonna be geared and farming sooner than if you brought someone else in that you'd probably need to get caught up more than this person already is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Who gives a frick about gear
            you dont raid
            shut the frick up shitter

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was a week one group so they were aiming to clear the whole tier within the launch week.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              week 1 implies they are clearing withing the week not over time.

              I can't imagine there are a lot of week 1 autists in reserves completely caught up on p8s and ready to go when you're gonna lose people by being a screaming moron when you could just say.
              >oh ye just have your bracelet next time, anyway

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's basically what he did. He tried to sound tough and no-bullshit about it but was ready to move on before the white knight jumped in and really triggered his tism.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No he didn't, he screamed like a moron and made her cry, ofcourse people are gonna leave.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He started screaming only after the white knight jumped in.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                His mic was way louder than everyone elses
                also
                >That's not a frickin excuse I don't wanna hear it again.
                isn't the same as
                >oh ye just have it next time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >made her cry
                good, frick woman, she was incompetent and deserved it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            week 1 implies they are clearing withing the week not over time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        mmo players will always find a way to be the most autistic spergs possible. if you're ever playing a non-mmo and you run into them, it's your duty to frick with them until they go back.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He genuflects his arms to induce hypertrophy and that's it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah hes right.
        she committed to a efficient group and failed to meet expectations
        he handled it badly but his reasons are right, they should have kicked and replaced

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >having a job is no excuse
      The state of poopsocking raiders.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most embarrassing about this clip is you can feel the forced """anger""" in his voice when he first starts getting on her case. He's trying to present himself as tough but he doesn't have it in him, same reason he keeps saying frick.

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah he is kinda losing his mind but tbh I get annoyed as frick when I die to raidwides to.

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like latina women, israeli and white women suck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I felt bad for that b***h that was streaming until I learned she was always talking shit about her teammates and everyone hated her attitude. That girl going off was 100% in the right.

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICKIGN HATE FRONTLINES OKAY
    I HAVE TO DO THEM EVERY DAY FOR EXP AND SERIES PROGRESS BUT THEY JUST FRICKING SUCK
    NO I WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOU SPAM THE CHAT WITH SFX I WILL RUSH INTO THE ENEMY TEAM TO DIE AND END THE MATCH FASTER
    JUST REMOVE THIS SHIT ALREADY ITS SO FRICKING BORING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's like 15 mins, bro.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's 15 minutes I'll never get back that I could have spent on something that isn't mind numbingly boring.
        Remove frontlines and put rival wings on roulette, at least that's fun.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >at least that's fun.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            "fun" as in more fun than frontlines

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I HAVE TO
      You don't have to do them for series progress, go play ranked you shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frontline roulette gives both exp and series progress though.
        >ranked
        cringe

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WHM glarebots and biofems that cant play for shit
    >AST ego complex because they think cards make their class hard and not the easiest healer to actually heal as and biofems who can't play for shit
    >SGE ok but forgettable
    >SCH consistently only good healers in literally all types of content. Every healer thats ever impressed me has played this class

    alphinaud make a mistake in swaping classes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >biofems
      A what now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        biological females aka cis women but that's twitter speak and we don't like that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So just call them female or a woman then, biofem sounds basically like twitterspeak.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            can't do that anymore because trannies exist
            >why yes I AM a woman 🙂
            >*whips out dick*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Biofem is twitter speak, call them bioholes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and not the easiest healer to actually heal
      You mean SCH surely?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        astro healing is literally just hit button when damage happens. the skill cieling is learning how many buttons you need for a mechanic to avoid massively overhealing but given how low the cooldown on everything is that kind of doesn't matter that much. macrocosmos ignores entire mechanics. everything is very direct when X happens hit Y because you have rng cards and need some consistency or nobody would play this class

        scholar has resource management with aetherflow so you can't just hit buttons as they light up if HP bars are low, and 3 mutually exclusive groups of healing buttons with dissipate vs seraph vs the few things only normal fairy can do and then has all kinds of quirks like using fairy to heal from places (you) cant, using ED for minmaxing your damage, when it's worth it to critlo vs using recitate for its other uses and expedient. in general you have buttons with more possible uses you need to sus out.

        also expedient is also bullshit but especially after the nerf you still need to time it right and people need to still get the frick out of the bad, once you hit macrocosmos your job is done

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >macrocosmos ignores entire mechanics
          It barely covers frick-all this tier due to bleed damage on anything that actually deals damage. AST is also the only healer with a 2min burst window and having to hold/line-up CDs for the following one since they haven't baby-moded it yet with 3 cards stacks + 2 minor arcana stacks.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I'm aware they made everything bleed because they realized they went way too far with healer/tank kits for endwalker and the last tier was a joke. Macrocosmos is so good they literally have to design the rest of the game around it, this is the same reason they nerfed expedient.
            >AST is also the only healer with a 2min burst window and having to hold/line-up CDs for the following one
            whm has pom and wants to use lilies so they have 2 lined up for buff window. sch has strategem and wants to do the same for ED uses. sage wants to line up phlegma uses even if it doesn't have a buff itself. Like I said in my earlier post astro players always get a big fricking head over cards

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Like I said in my earlier post astro players always get a big fricking head over cards
              Because it requires more active targeting/planning than every other healer's kit? WHM hits lily-button during AoE/buy movement. SCH just EDs over and over or eats fairy if the section of that fight allows for it. SGE is SGE. They don't have any RNG to deal with or trying to also hit up buffs on certain dps during 1min rotation points as well.

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    worse than Hitler

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU FRICKING PRICK

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is BLM technically the best at taking advantage of SMN's Searing Light buff, since most other jobs barely have 15s of actual burst let alone 30s of it, meanwhile BLM has 30s of Leylines to line up to it and can get back to a full fire phase in 2 GCDs?

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Planning on booting up soon, it's still updating. Will people think I'm gay if I start as a male Elezen WHM (or whatever the starting class equivalent is)? I originally wanted to play as an Au Ra, but I thought since I played as an Elvaan in FFXI, I would "continue" my character in FFXIV.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no one is gonna think youre gay as long as you don't look like youre gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, male elezen is the straightest you can go along with male hyur.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Roegadyn and Hrothgar are the gay races. Elezen are the straightest you can get.

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why freakout after clearing instead of telling the healer to heal during prog? I don't get it

  115. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Typical MMO shit, it gets even worse on some other MMORPGs that are more competitive. That guy was such a passive aggressive homosexual though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >passive aggressive homosexual
      there was nothing passive about that clip, he made a whole video of how bad the person was.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >passive aggressive
        No, that was just aggressive. The only thing passive about it is he waited for the clear before going off instead of b***hing the second he noticed the WHM prioritizing parse over keeping the party alive.

        bad choice of words on my part, you are right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >passive aggressive
      No, that was just aggressive. The only thing passive about it is he waited for the clear before going off instead of b***hing the second he noticed the WHM prioritizing parse over keeping the party alive.

  116. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Actual savage healer here. The tank malding in the video doesn't know the first thing about healing this fight.

    >caster dying on dominion
    Missed succor because as usual ranged dps spread out of range too early, and only had feint on Dominion/Orogenic which hits for 75k. There should at least be another tank raid mit here or a single target tank CD on the caster.

    >only reprisal on 4 damage up aiagonia
    This hits for 90k with an instant dot tick and is a pain in the ass if the healer is 2nd tower. Without swift or lilies you have to clip the gcd to hardcast a heal. There should be an addle and HoL or missionary here considering dominion is physical damage.

    >dying to High Concept defam
    If healers are maximizing damage during active phase, meaning they are not precasting a heal or spending an indom, the party cannot spread immediately so that they can be in range for 2 healer gcds. Literally a dps fault.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie gcd heal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it doesn't change the fact that the WHM did frickall healing with no damage to show for it. If they were actually doing good damage it would be a completely different story.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Too many PF pure healers spoiled by last expac and barely having to use Med2/A.Helios.

        can't do that anymore because trannies exist
        >why yes I AM a woman 🙂
        >*whips out dick*

        "Transgender" doesn't exist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Without swift or lilies you have to clip the gcd to hardcast a heal.
      yeah and tanks often need to clip the gcd to weave mits + your damage buttons if the dps/healers aren't helping out because many fights this tier like to put deadly as frick TB that's also a dot at the same time as 2 minute burst

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Without swift or lilies you have to clip the gcd to hardcast a heal
      tanks will literally quad weave to get mitigation out, you can clip a gcd bro.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        B-B-B-B-BUT THE BALANCE SAID...! LOOK AT THIS XIVANALYSIS CHART!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's ok for tank players to quad weave because whenever they don't do enough damage yoshiP buffs them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and its ok for healers to clip a gcd because all they do is press 1-2 buttons for damage anyways

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nooooo aaaaaiiieeeee that's not what the gold parser chatroom told me help me YoshiP sama I'm so confused

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Missed succor because as usual ranged dps spread out of range too early, and only had feint on Dominion/Orogenic which hits for 75k. There should at least be another tank raid mit here or a single target tank CD on the caster.
      Taking 67.5k would still be lethal if they're not topped off moron
      >Without swift or lilies you have to clip the gcd to hardcast a heal.
      Not true moron
      >There should be an addle and HoL or missionary here considering dominion is physical damage.
      Addle and HoL combined is a total of 5% physical mit moron
      >There should be an addle and HoL or missionary here considering dominion is physical damage.
      Heal Black person

  117. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    legitimate question, could he get reported and banned/suspended for this?

  118. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats happening in this i dont play mmos
    does the red mage guy just want total control over who gets loot or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tank player calling out healer for not contributing to the group and making their co healer do all the work for them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Party leader has control of loot distribution. Discussion over how to distribute the loot triggers a meltdown because the white mage has been dragging the party down worrying about his damage high score instead of healing people so the red mage gives all the loot to the sage who picked up the slack.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tank player calling out healer for not contributing to the group and making their co healer do all the work for them

        >autistic healer would rather have 0.001% higher damage parse than healer the party so the other healer is quietly suffering the entire time picking up all the slack
        >when they finally clear tank takes 10 minutes to shit on the autistic healer and gives the other healer all of the shit and leaves

        thats based frick shitty healers that dont do their job in any game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >autistic healer would rather have 0.001% higher damage parse than healer the party so the other healer is quietly suffering the entire time picking up all the slack
      >when they finally clear tank takes 10 minutes to shit on the autistic healer and gives the other healer all of the shit and leaves

  119. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ffxiv players are unhinged
    Of course, they're all trannies.

  120. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone else having tons of problems to get healer in PF? For this savage tier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they all god buck broken cause they dont know how to heal normally

  121. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss him Bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i don't care about that glorified elf

  122. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't the Sage just stand up for herself? (let's be real here, it had to be a girl, no dude would let themselves be walked over like that)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Girls are garbage at these games. Don't believe me? Next time you see a catboi, pay close attention to how absolutely terrible they perform, because that is a biological woman. Despite how many of them actually play XIV (because there are quite a few actual females playing this shit), they're all playing with housing and dressup and doing the minimum amount of weekly normal content. Most of them are not doing savage with statics.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        looking at the girls logs she is actually pretty good
        https://www.fflogs.com/character/na/jenova/nia%20belle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      With those logs it doesn't seem like a girl. They're actually pretty good. Maybe the shitter was their friend?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Girls are garbage at these games. Don't believe me? Next time you see a catboi, pay close attention to how absolutely terrible they perform, because that is a biological woman. Despite how many of them actually play XIV (because there are quite a few actual females playing this shit), they're all playing with housing and dressup and doing the minimum amount of weekly normal content. Most of them are not doing savage with statics.

        maybe it's an exception? I just really can't see a guy being bullied online like that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          some people are just non-confrontational.

  123. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally quit and uninstalled for good ever since 1.0. I just don't jive with MMOs anymore.

  124. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the version of the shitpost in the video with two tanks and the Chinese text? Translates as something like "wow that was close, luckily I have superior skill" or something

  125. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sticking with my guns here, the next classes should be Geomancer (magic dps) and Rune Knight (tank)

    Geomancer's gimmick will be it uses all elements, it will have a 1-2-3-4 combo representing the elements Earth, Wind, Fire, Water that will fill a gauge to unleash the fifth element Meat Popsicle.

    Rune Knight will have no percentage mitigations, it will rely solely on shields both self shields and party wide shields. It's weapon will be either a runeshield (great shield in the main hand) with off hand weapon, or some completely new weapon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Geomancer is a shield healer bro, we've had their lore and seen a bunch of their abilities since Stormblood.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what we see in game isn't always what the player class is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Urianger as a trust has "Lithomancer" as his DPS caster class.

        No reason why Geomancer can't be caster dps even if it's featured in Astro's jobs. Easy as "yeah you can use aether to do x too"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lithomancer is a carbuncle-focused summoner, nothing to do with Geomancer which is a feng shui mage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dual wield tank please

  126. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anything I should know before I try to learn Sage?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Healing potency is based on style factor so make sure you have a good glamour

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you should probably play scholar instead because sage is essentially just a weaker scholar with a bit of white mage thrown in (and it does less damage then white mage) but with a cool dash move but if you're really set on it I strongly consider getting a macro so you can just mouse over someone in your party to dash to them and don't forget to put kardia on the right person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The healing through damage (Kardia) is oversold so don't think you're gonna keep anyone up through that, especially in PF.
      You should never cast anything without Eukrasia first unless you're scaled down in roulettes.
      Always be casting Eukrasian Diagnosis on the tank so you're getting stacks of Addersting to use for DPS. You'll know when it gets broken as you'll hear a sound. Cast Toxikon, re-shield the tank.
      If your group isn't standing in shit, just cast Kerachole on cool down to keep your MP up. Or, if you wanna save it for mitigation of raid-wides, waste a Druochole as there's no cooldown. Don't let your Addersgall cap.
      Holos got a buff and it's now your new best friend.
      Zoe says it works with any healing spell, but I don't think it works with the -choles: the off-GCD heals. It's best used with Pneuma, which is your big healing laser.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dumb esl poster

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        technically toxikon should be saved for movement/aoe, as its the same damage as dosis

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Toxikon doesn't use MP though. Unless you're drowning in Piety, Dosis can become a real MP leech. You can bank two Addersting for movement.

          Dumb esl poster

          English is my first language, so either point to the grammatical errors or shut the frick up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >English is my first language
            Then you suck at it brown boy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      learn to rotate your cooldowns like a tank would and you are unstoppable

  127. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just wait for gear to make all this trivial then clear.
    >but you didn't really beat the fight!
    Green checkmark in my duty list, don't care.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      aint nothing wrong with this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I'm not cut out for bleeding edge prog. Sometimes people gotta accept when they hit their ceiling.

  128. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good rant. Shame about the effeminate homosexual voice but that's what most americans sound like these days

  129. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowskull-dono, you could try and be a little less obvious.

  130. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God I miss the raid drama back when I raided heroic in pandaria, that shit was funny, autist fighting is always funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >invite girl to guild solely to watch people trip over themselves to try to get on her good side and the inevitable civil war between her and the guild's other girl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i hate woman
        destroyer of groups, all of them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You may be able to get away with one, the moment you invite a second the doomsday clock started.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based keeps to the shadows enjoyer. That's the best way to handle autism wars.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i still raid and i wish i was put in these groups more i get too lucky with chill groups.

  131. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A reminder that it's time you take a break from XIV and all the drama and stress and go enjoy a nice, new game for a little while.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >90 kangaroos for harvestella
      What the frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >spending $90 on body type a/b when you can just emulate classic PS1 games for free between raid nights

  132. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You gays play with teens or what? I have 2 girls on my static and nothing has happened for a lot of time. I guess it's because we're all adults and no one is a horny homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet the boys whisper each other about how they love hentai and just jerk offd while upside down and only talk to the girls about moronic normal game stuff, just like talking to a fricking NPC.

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