>Have yearly anniversary event that can be done at lvl 15 so you can do it if you are just starting
>Quest Reward is a minion that is a spoiler for later expacs
What the frick are they smoking?
>Have yearly anniversary event that can be done at lvl 15 so you can do it if you are just starting
>Quest Reward is a minion that is a spoiler for later expacs
What the frick are they smoking?
How is the minion a spoiler? What would his looks spoil about him? I don't get this.
Minions have descriptions that you can read
Okay and? No new player reads pet descriptions.
This is a non issue.
>Get minion that has smart name as Garlean emperor
>Ah, so that's what he looks like
>Hours later see cutscene in ARR that shows off emperor
>Wtf, he looks nothing like that!?
>Get to end of SB and find out emperor was an Ascian the entire the and the minion you got during that event looks exactly like him
What are you smoking? By the time we meet him/see how he looks like we know all this. There is literally nothing to spoil.
>Clockwork Solus
>Description: Solus zos Galvus was the founder and first Emperor of the Garlean Empire
>"Oh ok so it's the founder of the bad guys, cool"
later see cutscene in ARR that shows off emperor
The only time old man round Solus appears is in the lead up to Memoria Misera, isn't it?
He is talking about Varis, but he is dumb enough to ignore the fact that in that ARR cutscene they say that Solus died.
No, he shows up in a cutscene during post ARR or HW iirc
Unless you're talking about the one with his coffin you'll have to show me, because I'm pretty sure they didn't even add his model until ShB.
i think at best you get an illustration, is what anon is thinking of?
As a fricking coffin you moron.
without going into extra materials outside of the msq, Solus is first named in the MSQ after he dies in post ARR.
There's also the fact that Solus appears in the reaper questline, which you don't need to do any MSQ to unlock past Sylph Management, which is the quest after picking your grand company. its a contextless spoiler, like riding around on argos mount or having a dress up yshtola in her new outfit
You're the kind of person that would get angry at people using the blue bird minion and Elpis robes outside of Elpis aren't you.
It looks like they named him Solus so I don't see the problem. The description will also probably be spoiler free.
>The Chronicles of a New Era quests "Makin' Bacon (Bread)" and "Wok on By" can no longer be accepted.
These are the quests that gave materia right? Why remove them? They're pretty much irrelevant now aren't they?
ff14 is the most boring mmo ive ever played
everything is so fricking streamlined to shit
its almost like chewing a prechewed gum
thanks for reading my blog
That seems incredibly minor as far as spoilers go.
>oh no now I know a character exists
How is this a spoiler?
>Character doesn't get properly introduced until late SB
>Description will likely have story spoilers in it
ok schizo
Not the first time, I got this one when I was still in ARR.
Still, the spoilers aren't that bad, you are just going to say "who?" and move on.
Does that really count as a spoiler? A new player will guaranteed won't understand a single word or the implications. This will only make sense, or will think it's a spoiler if you already know what happens, but not before.
The same could apply with Solus minion, it depends what the description willl have
Exactly. In conclusion: OP is a massive moron.
They really should just change the description based on MSQ progress but who knows how hard something like that is to implement with all that spaghetti code.
I swear they did this with a minion already, where people who haven't progressed past the reveal will see a completely different name/appearance
midgardsormr, iirc
People on this board were telling me it was literally impossible for the devs to add the summer jumping puzzle back after they added flying to old zones, because there was no way to disable flying at certain locations, despite that being in the game.
So yes, the devs could do it. It just depends if they decide to get off their ass and do it or not. The "sphagetti code" is so obviously used a convenient excuse for the devs to not do anything, I'm tired that people are still buying that nonsense crap.
exactly, if there no context people will read it and move on, most likely forget about it, Ardbert will appear in HW and people who may still remember will go "wtf, i thought he saved so and so," then it gets explained and they go "ahhh" then forget about him till ShB since they will get burned out in SB cause SB msq is dogshit
They'll probably just mention in the description that the minion was based off the Emperor when he was younger, which doesn't spoil as much.
>a single fricking minion
I swear these event rewards are getting shittier every time, most of them are not even worth the shitty quest anymore.
Can't wait for the new "please unsubsribe from my game" edit
And then you have players riding the doggo of light while wearing the Ancient robe everywhere.
People were getting so pissy about that, I was getting angry tells demanding I take the glam off or stop using Argo because it was a 'spoiler'
This.
I can get wanting to avoid spoilers, but the dog is just a fricking dog until you meet him on the moon.
And the robes don't mean shit until at least ShB.
The leveling gear out of Kitosis is much bigger spoilers, because it looks like the fricking gear the Ascians wear in ARR and HW.
But seeing a dude on a dog is as much a spoiler as me seeing a dude on the Alexander mount when I first started.
Sprouts will just think it's cool and wonder how to get it at most.
That shit is annoying as frick, people saying "they read it and move on" have goldfish memory and not everyone does. Many people will remember that shit the instant the actual character pops up
Unless you use it all the time or you got it in SB, people won't remember this guy's minion, stop being moronic.
You're proving yourself a moron that has goldfish memory. Average intelligence people will remember spoilers
No they won't, you have no fricking idea of what you are talking about
Yes they will, you're a fricking moron
He isn't even called Wind-Up Emet-Selch. He's called Clockwork Solus for a reason. This is the same schizo shit about the Elpis robe being a fricking spoiler, get real.
It's a cloned body of Solus' younger self, you fricking moron.
This is small time compared to the Tsukuyomi minion. None of the sprouts will care.
Oy goy you need to repair your gear? That will be 1 million per gear
They gave me an excuse for having dark matter in my inventory
This certainly won't be abused for RMT, nope
Why would you cap yourself to 1Mil when you can just use the marketboard
Honestly I doubt anyone will ask for any significant amount, or that the feature will be used all that much. Even if they don't have crafters leveled, they can just get it repaired from a mender prior. I think I've only ever seen a person once have broken gear in all my time playing.
>you can finally charge people for repairs in instances
>everyone is omnicrafter by now
frick you too yoshipiss
Can’t wait to ride in mecha again
>mfw I got filtered by the succor
It's not fricking fair, WoW bros.
PVP Series 2 rewards
No SAM outfit or armor box
Not like this...
is the garo shit removed in 6.2? I haven't gotten any of the mounts yet
>doesn’t have the mounts yet
Lol lmao
I didn't know how the frick the event worked so I didn't get a garo title until recently, and pvp is currently dead and I barely play the game
The fug you talking about pvp on primal get near instant queues. Just travel to primal and PvP there if your data center is dead.
my dc isnt dead bronze has 15+ minutes queues because of the crystal rank bloat crap
it's my fault for not playing it when it was just released
wdym, just play a casual match if you want the mounts
You know you don’t have to ranked right? The CC wins should be easy, the fl wins is probably way harder to get
no, last time it was up for about 3 years, you got time
Yea it’s a dragon mount
any pics?
holy frick i hate mounts as a reward, why would I use any of them when I have my trusty and loyal chocobo companion at my side?
or middy as a better looking dragon mount
>dragon mount from heavensward but red now
they can keep it
The only way they can redeem themselves is start putting past seasons Feast armor available for trophies
Holy shit that's bad
>The fricking fire dragon from Sohm Al
homie, what the frick.
>No SAM outfit
of course not, it would not have had enough appeal to other jobs. it's gonna be mogstation, like the rest of the weeb glam :^)
Yeah I had a feeling that would be the case. Can't wait to see people leaping to its defense when it's revealed.
Which outfit are you talking about? I didn't see anything SAM looking
there was a datamined samurai styled armor set that had an id right after the season 1 armor set. patch or two ago removed it, so you can't find it in the files now.
Any picture of it? To be honest it wouldn't suprise me if it ends up being the next reward in 6.3 given that the feast used to mostly alternate between armour and mounts.
Thanks, reminds me of XI actually
It’s too good looking to not be on the cash shop.
I’m at a level of paranoia where I’m convinced the devs intentionally hide models in the patch data for people to data mine then gauge the enthusiasm to see if they should put it on the cash shop or not.
Most cash-shop items look like absolute trash.
And that's a good thing!
I wish we got more unique blasphemy designs in EW.
Yeah, they had a chance to go frickin'wild with their designs and all they did was reskins of ghouls, worms, and mantids.
Apocalypse is interesting.
One of them was a fricking red gremlin. It was disappointing.
what the FRICK are those legs though, dude looks like he's wearing sweatpants under a suit of armour, couldnt they model a nice pair of greaves?
There is. It's only showing the chest piece there. Here
thank you, please excuse my autism
They did, see
and
>Any picture of it?
See female version:
Here's what I saved, should have all the items. It didn't include a helmet, and that's the one weird thing about it. Will they offer a Genji kabuto reskin when they officially add it (to the mogstation?)? Or will it be a completely new headpiece that they could not add to the files back then?
I'm going to assume the worst because we all know it's going on the cash shop. Which means this will be the first time I ever buy an item that isn't a mount on XIV's cash shop.
I'm not happy about this.
Don't give in dude.
"Vote with your wallet" stopped working a fricking decade ago man, what more can I do?
I just wish they weren't fricking $18. But you can see how many people bought the cringe new streetwear shit the hour it came out that people will continue buying cosmetics so you might as well just buy it if you want it.
I like to tell myself that it’s not that "it didn’t work", but rather that it didn’t get any worse.
>it didn’t get any worse.
What brand of copium are you huffing? I want some of that shit.
Look at XIV's cash shop nowadays and tell me it "didn't get worse".
Garbage like that fricking modern day casual street wear can get the frick out of my god damn fantasy game. c**ts can go play second life if they wanna dress up their ugly-ass modded catgirl in fricking jeans, flats, a tank top and a baseball cap.
It does work. Its just that that guys dont realize your opinions are often the minority. Just because you boycott something doesn't automatically make you morally right.
Can't argue with that. Voting with your wallet means very little to these companies when you have people like pic related.
God bless this guy for singlehandedly funding Square's next flop.
Serious question, why bother putting a pic of their character when they change it 2 times a week? They can't even identify as that character because they change it so often
They're definitely autistic
what the frick
>2018
He's probably at 1000+ fantasias right now
That's just the normal thing for us hingan glam enthusiasts. It's almost all on the mogstation. Please understando.
we'll have a cash shop set and the deltascape set and that's...pretty much the only real Samurai looking pieces you'll get
>No SAM outfit
Ok so where the frick is this datamined set gonna come from and when?
6.3 feast or cash shop.
Crystal currency if we are lucky.
>A SAM outfit that actually looks good on females
>It will probably be a cash shop item
Guess I'm sticking with this till then
I've got a few different outfits I think look good for SAM, but I don't like posting my wol. There's precious little that doesn't look like shit.
Cancelled feast reward, or when CC stop being popular so they can reintroduce top 100 cancer, nice things aren't allowed
Squeenix realized that SAM was getting a good looking set of armor and cancelled it.
It only took them a decade to not make WHM's regen annoying in dungeon...
HoTs haven't been annoying for years though
They do because of the ticks giving out aggro, in dungeons mobs would go straight for the healer if they put it on the tank, and it was annoying.
t.tank
A non moronic healer isn’t going be placing regen on a tank before a pull or if they did they would be right next to the tank so they can grab the aggro
>Anyone in DF
>Non moronic
Pick one.
It's really not that big of a deal, and every tank except DRK has a quick heal to gain aggro
what casual take is this lol ticks barely put out any sort of meaningful emnity and haven't for years. there is no way a healer can out-aggro you period if you land literally just one gcd on a mob. just don't literally hold W and roll your buttons or you're probably going to miss a mob on the way forward and then yeah it's going to hit the healer, but that'd happen regardless of whether they used regen, a healer gcd, or if your dps rolled a button
Honestly sorta agree. I like Thordan's mechanics in principle but there is way too much downtime even for an ultimate, and modern XIV fight design means you have to always have uptime so there's no real skill involved once you know how to do the mechanic. I wouldn't say TEA was more fun but we're 2 patches in and none of the fights have been particularly great
So with this WHM is the definitive dungeon healer? Holy stun AND no Regen enmity??
Every healer class has regen.
Any tank with two functioning brain cells can pick up mobs before regen emnity becomes a problem. Doubly so if you're sprinting next to your tank as you should be.
I never assume tanks have braincells. Especially sprout tanks. I haven't run Stone Vigil since the rework but that was always a pain
The most trouble I run into on new Stone Vigil is overpulling, because some healers can't even handle a 2 pack pull.
The design of the dungeon itself isn't changed but the middle boss where you shot it out of the sky with cannons got changed so its like a EW era boss with wind mechanics. Isgebind got outright nerfed since it no longer leaves lingering ice puddles.
>made this change for moron whms
>now pld and gnb can't keep aggro with their regens
the healcucks are taking everything from us
>can't keep aggro with their regens
sorry I don't play cucked tanks do paladins and gunbreakers really need their heals to maintain enmity? thats kind of sad.
I play all tanks and that isn't true, he must be really bad at the game
I don't give a frick but it is weird considering how much work they're putting into the new (free trial mogstation piggy) player experience the past couple patches
I'm sure there was a big discussion about whether or not island sanctuary would be available to free players, but locking it behind 6.0 story is surprising
God DSR is such a garbage fight.
The mechanics aren’t even hard. Pinax is arguably harder than any of the mechanics in DSR. It’s just TOO FRICKING LONG. Hell, the only fun part of the fight is Double Dragons but you have to trudge through months of prog just for the ebin "you saved Haurchefant" wholesome chungus moment. TEA was a thousand times more fun.
I think it genuinely put me off of Ultimate raiding forever. I’m just gonna clear savage from now on and stop wasting my time on this shit recycled content. Yes I’m mad.
>TOO FRICKING LONG
Well yea, Ultimates are about consistency
I agree but the mental pressure and crushing realization that you have to start all over again when you wipe at the last phase of a 18 minute long fight doesn’t feel really fun to me.
I’d rather Ultimates were densely packed with complicated overlapping mechanics with as little downtime as possible.
filtered
I mean I've done the fight as well as every other fight as it was relevant for like 8 years now and I agree with them. DSR has some neat mechanics but lots of phases are slogs you will never realistically wipe to after doing it once, and there's so much fricking downtime. Don't know who in their right mind is rushing to defend it other than people who legitimately think clearing ult is a sign of accomplishment
Literally the first time Emet is introduced in 4.5 he just calls himself Solus. It's not until like a quarter way through 5.0 he actually introduces himself as Emet. What does it matter
There are more skills in the world than pure mechanical skill. Not being a sperg to keep a group running for a longer time, patience, consistency, are these not worth testing because you can't have a colored number slapped onto them?
filtered
Friend is live!
>PvP demotions
I will never financially recover from this
From what? Demotions are worthless once you hit crystal
Just don’t be shit
>Hit crystal
>Never touch it again
Boom.
People still play CC Ranked?
>Knocking down a green instead of one of the two reds on the path.
>Adders just let you run through them without doing anything
Paid actor
Everyone in frontlines plays like a bot
>DRK jumps on to my team
>put 3 stacks of ice on him and then deep freeze him just as his lb ends
I don’t think folks know you can see their buffs and de buffs.
Yeah some people are oblivious of that even in crystal
>ninja stun
>pops resilience and guards or keeps fighting
>wait 5 seconds
>stun again and mark them as my team murders them
I fricking hate frontline players
>enemy PLD standing on the banner at one of the bases
>there's at least 5 people standing around him from my group
>a SMN and a BRD are attacking him while the rest literally stand there
>MCH runs over and joins in
>even combined they don't do shit to him
>he just stands there and heals up or uses guard while everyone stands around the banner watching
I'd say less than a third of players in any FL match actually know how to play their job and how FL works. The other 70% are just there as fodder or your meatshield.
I'm just there for the exp, PvP is already garbage, imagine caring about a 72 player clusterfrick.
>one of those circle maps where the middle is a mountain with those point totems every couple minutes
>be there and get hit once
>immediately jump off a cliff so that fall damage kills me
I'm not interested in playing this tab-target clusterfrick. I'm always actively griefing my team so that the match ends faster.
>Can't knock people into the rival wings train tracks as a tank anymore
Frick.
how do I get into Frontline pvp?
you go back in time for the previous patch when it was fun
PVP is unavailable to free trial players. Otherwise, do one of these quests when you can.
https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Like_Civilized_Men_and_Women
I had a look and it's nothing you sperg.
It's definitely not as funny as when they awarded a title for completing a patch MSQ that spoiled a main character's death.
>emet selch is a spoiler
Yea, so is SEPHIROTH KILLING AERITH.
AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
>20 year old game versus a couple year old expansion that takes 100+ hours to get to
Social media is a thing these days and things move fast.
>Female player
>Mods her character to look like a Second Life model
Why do they do this? What's wrong with the ingame faces that they feel the need to mod their own OC donut steal faces?
Female players are just like that.
peak virgin post
Not everyone can buy pussy like you can.
ERP doesn't count. You're still a virgin.
If you really have to ask why women like to make their characters cute and sexy then you’re 100% a virgin. Nothing wrong with that anonymous.
in a game full to the brim of sameface its only natural people do things like that, guys do it too, the problem is the lack of customization options
>posts a character with a face unavailable to players
yeah
>Biological females with XX chromosomes and no feminine penis
>Modding
I know a handful of women who even try to use this game to e-date and make their characters attractive to guys on purpose.
pathetic. hope you guys dont start falling over yourselves to impress some random viera in bawdglam.
>he doesn't know about modbeasts
Emet Selch looks like a worse version of pic related
Pretty sure newbies will just think it’s a cool minion and when he shows up in SB they will wonder why he is a minion
It was even worse with titles like Papalymo's Final Witness and showing Rahas minion
>Slice frequency got nerfed
why
did autistic japs actually want more jumping puzzles or something
Gotta have more FUNGAH
didn't they just ban people for using this shit? why are they adding cheats to the game?
So you can use them without getting banned
because they said they'd be adding the popular ones months ago because they're aware the game has the features of something released in 2006
SPEECH BUBBLES WHEN?
I had to load the game and press a couple of buttons just to see the difference. No idea so many were using a mod for something like this/so happy for the change because the recast timers are there but people are just too blind
Oh look, Ardashir's hairstyle
I want to frick that twink
Honestly the only people who will ever notice are retrospective dickheads who will make a 5 hours video about it.
PvP bros we fricking WON
Does this mean my and my friends can't queue up into each other anymore in casual matches
You DO have the legendary fish and a home to display then in, right anon?
tell me ugliest face for the ugliest race, you can't say hrothgar
Both femroes and manroes are the ugliest motherfrickers in this game that keep smoking industrial amounts of copium in order to justify their choice.
Yeah, kinda. I think Face 4 is cute, but I always see people using Femroe face 2 for some reason.
Thank you for your opinion
I know about all the troony shit being overblown in this game but holy shit anon. That thing does look like a man on a low budget transition
at least charge rent
Sorry BRO, fem ogre race are disgusting looking.
Same with face 4 femras, poopnoses, lalafells, face 1-3-4 femvieras
any of the maleroe faces are fricking awful. just play maleroe if you want to be a visual eyesore for everyone who has the misfortune of coming across you.
Hyur: Male 2,3 Female 3
Highlander: Male all Female 3,4
Elezen: Male 3,4 Female 2
Lalafell: Male 4 Female 4
Miqote: Male 3 Female 2
Roegadyn: Male 1,3,4 Female 1,3
Aura: Male: 3,4 Female 4
Viera: Male All Female none
No irony genuine objective opinion
>Aura: Male: 3,4 Female 4
>Female 4
fishra or cringe "mommy" rper detected
What about this shrek faced troony dumpster fire?
I want to marry her! Roemommy plz!!! Name????
Oh my~
>mfw
KEK
CRINGE
I hate femroes so much its unreal. I wish whatever brain cancer it is that causes people to make these ugly fricking ogre prostitutes finally kills them all.
what did they do to you?
THEY FRICKEN 'EM, CHARLIE, THEY FRICKED 'EM AND YOU ALL YOU CAN DO IS LAUGH!?
i'm so sick of running out of time in potd at 187-190. just give me good rngs so i can clear all these goddamn chimera patrols, frick!
are you doing it solo? it took a full light party i was in like 4 hours to clear hoh so i imagine it's way worse for potd
yup. i'm using warrior so my dps to clear mobs is ass without str poms. i've been getting fricking gloom/damage downs on those floors as well, it's so bullshit
ah, going for the flex title. i wonder what the most efficient job for clearing potd actually is.
majority of the people with necro title use mch/rdm for their clear, so i'm guessing it's those jobs.
Anyone know if the dragon mount is a S1 rank reward or a S2 malmstone reward? Can't post the picture for some reason
nvm fixed it 🙂
>Iga chest + 2B leggings
hnnngh I love loose ninja outfits
and the 80 top is even lewder
Where the frick is that Samurai armor? The reward for the new pvp season is an ugly ass mount.
>Raiding with f*males
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1565340546
i hope you guys don't do this
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1565340546
Oh shit it's her!
I've dealt with the woman before. She's a nasty c**t.
Quick rundown?
She deleted all their videos because people actually found out she was the problem, now someone is reuploading them
Got anymore static ape outs?
posting a classic
I feel like everyone involved with this is probably a total sperg.
i mean deserved though, at least talk shit to their face
>The Rising 2022
>Quest Reward is a Emet-Selch minion
>What are they smoking?
Sounds like they're smoking the good shit this year.
Holy shit that minion looks goofy as frick, i want it.
fr bro that minion be bussin' af no cap
WOW GOOD JOB YOSHIP YOU LAZY COPYPASTE HACK
Welcome to Final Fantasy XIV, newbie, enjoy your stay
But wheres Nophica?
why would she be there, AR is 6.3
>6.3
welp. see you guys next year probably
6.3 comes out before christmas though
incoming delay. prz undoorstando
The only time a patch has been delayed was because of covid, iirc
They would rather delay the Ultimate than the entire patch, they like to stick to schedule and there were only like 2 delays in the chinkflu era. Now there's no reason for a delay.
What that the reason they added more time between patches this expansion?
Extra work on the graphical update and duty support for previous expansions and base game
They added extra 2 weeks so that Yoshi wouldn't be forced to cry his eyes out during every live letter when they announced a 2 week delay. That's not what people usually call a delay.
They wanna make it so they only have to make 4 expansions over the next 10 years instead of 5, since EW has raised the bar on the size and scope of what players will expect from an expansion.
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who are the three on the left?
The first 3 fights in the new raid tier
>more mtf disgusting shit
>still can't use the schoolboy hat as a fem*le
Ni niii-niiii -g
why did they change this?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wowfugees crying about racism
because the people we help in those aren't actual beasts? It was always a stupid name.
What the frick?
This is moronic since this is referenced in game as a ~~*lalafellan*~~ trick to reduce competition
It stopped making sense once lalafell got their own quests tbh
They're frens now
Lalafells got mad they finally got called what they are
Because the third tribe is going to be Julius and the remnants of the garleans and they can't call humans beast tribes
Still, calling Garleans tribal or beast tribe would be the ultimate irony
But they are a beast tribe by their own definition. It would be the perfect punchline.
>garleys
>human
OH THE IRONING
beast tribes never made any sense, tribal fits better
They explained that after everyone came together for the grand company of eorzea and to fund the ragnaroks summoning bullshit, terms are better with the tribes, and canonically "Beast tribes" was a term coined by lalafellin merchants to sow discord and disrespect to take advantage of the situation. Calling them just tribes going forward is an indication of basic respect for them, and seeking a brighter future, rather than dwelling in the past.
You would know this if you did not skip cutscenes.
Because lalafell wanted to keep other races down by calling them beasts
Lore answer: because things are supposed to be good between the Eorzeans and the tribal peoples now, so using the term Lalafell propagandists came up with seems out of touch.
Actual answer: Because they're adding the Omicrons and they're robots, not beasts.
Because Lalas may be subhuman, but they're not beasts.
Because soon we'll be going to the western continent where there are redskin injuns and they don't want native people to start baaawing impotently from across the sea about being called a beast tribe in the game.
Beast Tribes was a term coined by the Garleans.
So you're saying it's objectively based and shouldn't have been changed?
>the born losers are based
Tower of Babil drops chainswords, they're based.
enjoy that anima homie, patriotism works as a replacement for prayer
no it wasnt you revisionist b***h. lalafell merchants coined it as a way to sow strife and profit off the conflict.
hey. it is a horrible, racist myth that we dunefolk are secretly running everything in uldah.
apologize right now or you'll never work in this town again.
my eternal bond is a dunesfolk so im not worried about your threats in any capacity.
What race are you? Need to see if your a EB is a bigger lover or not.
Male viera. Formerly male midlander.
So they are a dirty bigger lover
Not their fault lalafell dicks are the size of a femroes clit.
TAKE THAT BACK
No. at least its kinda cute, you have that going for you.
>the size of a femroes clit.
Lalafell wieners are 10 inches? Impressive.
I said clit, not troon wound.
Ten inch long troon wound? What?
>we
You sand covered potato
It's both, Garleans immediately declare any species or culture to be beastmen if they summon an eikon, and lalafell have a specific racial blacklist. Blue Mage has some mamool ja able to enter/leave Ul'dah because they're a New World beast tribe and they weren't banned because the Syndicate didn't know they exist.
Kate
Middies are for...
handholding and kisses
Dogs and mhiggers
ryona and snuff!
Male Au Ra
male au ra all look like >{
Being featured as a victim in Unsolved Mysteries or true crime shows.
Foot rubs and protecting!
this one looks smelly
having their glasses nutted on.
Sloppy menstrual cunnilingus!
merchant folk of Ul'dah.
The pleasure houses of Doma.
missionary creampies
dental torture!
Being uglyasses fluoride stare freaks
Found the femroe, don't you have a swamp to protect?
Incorrect, middies are exclusively for femroe futa breeding programs.
Never call me a femroe again
jerking off with i a finger up her butt
Why is this community so fricking aggressive towards anything they deem a spoiler? I got chewed out by my FC leader for ironically calling him emperor and he told me I was spoiling endwalker lol
the msq fandom is tumblr tier crazy and cringe
that's the sign you're dealing with a moron
solus was introduced in ARR
He was referring to Xande who was an emperor. In no way shape or form would anyone have seen the word emperor and immediately thought it had anything to do with endwalker, you being a good example.
Half the FC and me included eventually left and made their own. They got fed up with his shit.
EW has been out for almost a year.
Even if it was a spoiler we are past the date where you can get mad at it.
Tell them to do the fricking MSQ instead of idling in the limsa/QS
>Time to create a unique catgir-
At least they aren't visually repulsive like hroths, femroes and lalafells
This is why I use face 2
Yeah, it's harder to make work, but not impossible
Ching chong
face 4 mooncat best
Cutenose kots are adorable.
Is mostly a games fault instead of a player one. Each race have like 4 faces ofc they gonna repeat. Even more if only 1 face of those is good.
Frick off moron, there are better hairstyles than the pony tail one and LOTS of ways to make a GOOD glamour instead of HUR DUR SNEAKERS/SKIRT/SHIRT!.UWU!.
Black person im talking about face
People that seethe about contemporary glamours for a Final Fantasy game for immersion reasons are not human.
No frick you. This looks shitty and out of place.
No it doesn't. the entire point of final fantasy is mixing medieval fantasy with modern elements. that has been the aesthetic since ff1. if you take issue with that modern sweatpants and jacket, you must also take issue with omega and all robots.
Because there are robots it doesnt mean you can go into battle with your rapper Black person pants and a baseball cap you stupid moron.
That's absolutely what it means (this set is in the game btw)
Thats not casual glam you moron Black person
It's also not far removed from the thing you're complaining about, contemporary clothing and casual-wear. Squall does not get an "old good" pass on this
FF8 took place in the setting that resembled 1990's level of technology so he fit the setting.
And FFXIV bounces wildly between Renaissance era water-wheels and Da Vinci airships to holographic computer displays and AI driven war robots, pick your poison
I can see Leon (forma de Squall) kinda fit the garlean civilian aesthetic, some modern tank top with Eorzean symbols not really
Considering glamour is canonically an appearance layered over your real clothes, you're not going into battle like that. You've magically changed the appearance of incredibly powerful armor to look like a baseball cap and sweatpants. But you didn't know that because for all your b***hing about ruining of experiences, you skip cutscenes and dialogue.
You're still on sweatpants and a baseball cap, moron-kun.
There wasn't anyone running around cornelia wearing tokyo streetwear homosexual. The flying fortress was the exception, not the norm. That's the reason why it was called the flying fortress, nobody in the setting was familiar enough with technology to know what a space station is.
Whats it like being wrong?
I didn't finish that game yet but wasn't it Jacks deal that he was an outsider?
Cornelia is not a purely medieval city in Stranger of Paradise, they have around Spira level of pseudo-holograph displays and "out there" architecture. All the gear you pick up is also pretty contemporary, like Dragoon wearing a coat-of-plates that resembles military formal wear instead of a full suit of armor, and it's a plot-point that all the loot you pick up is obtained locally for the purpose of the Stranger mission.
Jack is an outsider to Cornelia's reality but that pretty much stops after you wear something that isn't the starter modern clothing.
I need to finish SoP it's really good.
It's worth the ride, the new Pilgrim job is really cool too, DMC4 Nero grabs and pulls.
I was going to wait until the steam release, haha, ehehe
Your copy has already been paid for.
It is annoying having to redownload the whole game when you want an update or a DLC release. Something about the scene releases is fricky and save data is ignored or corrupted when moving to a new version.
I mean, I already pirated it, I just never finished it, and never done the dlcs either obviously
i'd rather pay 60 dollars + tip for it on steam than get it for free from tim
Deal with it
*farts on u*
It all depends how you use it.
Casual glam outside maybe your shitty rp places is just shit. Its not an opinion. Its just a fact.
I sure love having an epic cutscene where my WoL summons his companions and a homosexual Hrothgar in a hot pink speedo and purple long nails get shows up. It greats enhances the experience, gayot
blame the hrothgar, not his glamour
So use the plugin that forces everyone into AF gear you whiny b***h. it's an mmo people will dress how they want. if you're actually so fragile some guy dressing like a moron "rUInS yOuR eXPeRieNCe" stop playing video games and check yourself into an asylum.
>all that shit
Is this how low taste gays cope?
Stop seething like a fricking manchild over what people choose to wear in a multiplayer game. You have options to sate your autism. either use them or shut the frick up you insufferable troglodyte.
Stop outing yourself troony. There's nothing wrong with wanting a game to coherent designs.
The game has coherent designs you just have an incoherent understanding of Final Fantasy.
Streetwear and sneakers are not coherent. No culture in the game dresses similarly
There's nothing wrong with any of those and they can't be compared to speedos and sneakers
You fricking homosexual you legitimately pulled the "old GOOD new BAD" card.
No I didn't you moron. Most the sub rewards don't look out of place, especially if you dye them. Stop whining because your homosexualry is being called out.
The sub rewards look colossally out of place because you're literally walking around as Zidane, Cloud or Squall. "I like them so they're fine" is your complaint
>no culture in the game dresses similarly
the casual attire comes from the firmament with its canonical reason for existing being that its a new cultural epicenter and its one of the results of cultures blending there with the supply lines and trade routes you help introduce. much like many of the hairstyles and dyes.
You lost the "coherent design" argument in ARR when Zidane, Squall and Cloud outfits were added as sub rewards.
Those designs are literally going to stand out because they are from another game. Thay doesnt mean that you can glam the full emperor set and a chocobo set and say that is the same thing
"They can go naked and I don't like that" is not a complaint, it is a whine
Im just pointing out how low taste and retatded you're, anon. Not my dault you start coping so hard. You can wear all the ugly, troony with rainbow colors that you want but it gives me the right to call you a moron with shit taste.
I wear the ameliance coat with basic black slacks and boots. I don't wear obnoxious clothing. The only troon here is you b***hing about what other people should be able to do because your ilk can do nothing but dip their fricking fingers into every aspect of individuality and try to exert control. Let people do what they will. Either mod them to your tastes, or shut the frick up.
You're part of the problem btw and ywnbaw
xDDD
>People that seethe about contemporary glamours for a Final Fantasy game for immersion reasons are not human.
have a nice day troony. You are the whole reason why men are not allowed in this game.
haha nooooo don't put me in the pink glamour nooooo haha what will the /misc/ posters think if i'm not a strong trad man haha... noooo....
Now the fujos are lusting after actual wiener...
It really does remind you of him
>WoW player
>mfw finding out that not only does XIV get holidays with new, actually good rewards every single year the events themselves are actually new with new quests, stories, characters, etc instead of just rerunning the same events over and over for 10+ years
WoW is so much more profitable and popular, how can XIV afford to do this
Well...they're not THAT different year to year.
you can also run old raids as many times as you like and still get loot instead of running once and slapped with a weekly lockout
Good. If you weren't playing since 2013 I don't care about your experience.
>Catgirls
>Femroes
>Midlanders
No thanks. Post weapons and armor.
You'll give back your gil from the housing lottery debacle, right anon?
>Yeah, sorry about that
how much are these signs going to be worth on the mb? Or will you just be able to buy them?
these axes looks fricking stupid
why would you put something on the blade
Estramacon is unironically the best greatsword style and an excellent balance between fantasy and reality.
Yeah I often use the Ul'dahn Claymore as a glamour. I hope it gets upscaled in the 7.0 graphical update.
Wtf no job changes? What is this bs
>preliminary
they add those like the night before the patch
They always do job changes a few hours before the patch goes up. So b***hes don’t be b***hing for weeks
what part of preliminary did you not read you stupid capkek?
you asked this in the general too
Go the frick out
>>>>>/vg/
If you're esl the proper english here would be "Get the frick out".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/vg/
I'm not the anon you were initially replying to you fricking goblin I was casually trying to help your english and I did so without directly shitting on you. have a nice day you ungrateful homosexual.
Typical ESL, lashing out at everything, even the hand that spoon-feeds it. Pathetic. Eat a monkey or something and stop shitting up my threads on my board.
post logs
Look, an EW fetus
Maybe I can turn in all deliverables for a Crystarium/Studium quest and not have to go back to the Scrip Exchange multiple times now?
praise be
Fricking finally.
I like the weapon stories included in the lorebook, I hope there will be another one soon so we can get more.
All these ugly monk weapons that will immediately get glammed over with the bare fists.
It's hard to justify monk weapons.
I'm willing to accept ones that just look like gloves/fingerless gloves, but other than that, they look ridiculous.
Why does Ganker hate femroes so much? It seems almost pathological, an uncontrollable response caused by a mental illness rather than a preference or opinion.
Have you ever met one? You would understand if you had.
I don't but i cannot fathom how fricking obnoxious some people are regarding that race.
Because they literally all look like Michael Cera and if you dont feel an urge to punch Michael Cera in the face I question your humanity. It's quite possibly the most punchable face in existence.
>Michael Cera
i never understood this reference, who is michael cera?
he played McLovin in Pineapple Express
Oh, but why? He doesn't look anything like the femroe in-game models? Is it because femroe share personality traits with a stoner movie actor?
??? this guy has thin lips a short small nose and eyes that are too close together. It looks nothing like pic related. Is it a specific face combination that isn't used often?
The michael cera clone face is the one used the most often. its not the face in your image.
thats the most used face for femroes
You're supposed to post that when they actually have the Michael Cera face, not when you see a femroe at all. Seething middy
Are you implying I wouldn't absolutely wreck Michael Cera if he had a pussy? Get a new comparison. I dunno how many months or even years it's been since le epic Cera comparison first started but it's the only comparison anybody seems to be capable of making.
I question your taste in sexual partners if you actually believe you could willingly put up with how annoying michael cera is and still choose to have sex with him.
I can deal with annoying. Lemme smash that c**tboy.
Gross, man.
You could not possibly comprehend my motives.
I comprehend them. they're just terrible.
Think of ANY negative quality you can imagine and the average femroe will show you the depths of their depravity and arrogance contain that negative quality in such concentrations and vehemence that you will never ask that question again. Femroes are worse than MHIGGERS.
You wouldn't ask that if you played FFXIV or if you are a femogre Shrek Michael Cera swamp troony yourself. 41% and uninstall, please.
>t. femroe
gtfo before you start compulsively posting screenshots of your abomination and saying cringe shit.
See, this is what I don't get. This level of frustrated rage and anger is unhealthy, especially over a model in a videogame you don't like or play as. Just really weird, obsessive, and creepy.
Most of those answers complain about the person BEHIND the monstrosity. I don't have an issue with the race or how it looks, it's the homosexual that plays it that makes me RETCH.
yeah "femogre michael cera swamp troony" really speaks to hating what's behind the screen and not what's on it
How about you count the initial answers to the question instead of what that homosexual showed.
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Jesus what the frick
Who are they? What do they do, so far all I've heard is essentially 'if you know you know'. Does the race attract juggalos or something?
Nearly every answer you got was exaggerated shitposting beyond the talk about them looking like michael cera and the tendency for people playing them to be unhinged.
Usually it boils down to "the only races I like are midlanders and elezen" anyways. Normalhomosexuals who only like humans and elves
angry catgirls
Fricking hell I thought it was a new expansion with how long the preliminary notes were.
I usually come back at the x.3 parts of an expansion but it seems like I will have to play XIV earlier than expected.
Witch won?
>*which
ftfy
Neither are very good to be honest. I don't really understand the aesthetic you are trying to go for.
dont inv me to erp
give the eyes a brighter color on this that isnt muddy brown and its decent.
Is there anything worth getting from the Mog Tomes?
Haven't had a chance to play lately so I only have a weekend to try and grind them out
couldn't you just look at the moogle's inventory and find out
Yes, but I have a bad habit of not knowing the importance of things or how hard they are to obtain regularly, which is why I was asking
>Linking shit like this
Fricking have a nice day
No, I don't think I will.
Some mounts that are normally only obtainable by grinding extremes, and the /lean emote. The earrings I couldn't care less about.
personally going for the behemoth stuff since it normally requires a fate that, I'm guessing, requires more than 1 person to beat
don't really give a shit about mounts or earrings and the hairstyle is on the MB for cheap
>Anima Weapon grind
I need to get off my ass and finish the Alex raids already so I can just grind A1S instead of Brayflox.
the alex raids are easy and the story is actually fairly good.
hrothgars get their ears back in new hairstyles
Hrothgar were a mistake. There's only so many speedo clad cathomosexuals I can stand and there were plenty enough of those with miqote. Hrothgar were way over the line.
Damn these look awful for the hroth, lmao
99% of them look awful
Visual pollution.
This set looks awful once you can paint it, what were they thinking?
The sowrd is very cool, however.
Wait, there's an ORDER of Dark Knights? Where the frick are they then? You only ever meet Sid
I'm assuming they've all been wiped out by the time you show up.
Dragoon next pls
Oh, danke
Yeah, that's a bit confusing, I was under the impression that there were only ever three Dark Knights in history before you show up: Ser Ompagne, Sidurgu, and Fray. The "Order" may just be referring to those three.
I figured being a Dark Knight was something passed down or something you could just figure out on your own, at the end of the day it's just swinging a sword while using edge magic.
I was wrong, Dark Knights have a history long before Ser Ompagne apparently:
>In Ishgard at the year 960 of the Sixth Astral Era, a commoner with an unwavering sense of justice by the name of Tryphaniel the Unshod was granted knighthood. It was this same moral fortitude that bid him trail after a clergyman after witnessing the supposed holy man dragging a child and then committing unspeakable acts upon her. The incensed Tryphaniel drew his sword without hesitation, and answered the babbled excuses with a single, fatal blow.
Rather than praise his heroism, however, the knight's peers condemned him for slaying a holy member of the church. He was forced to defend his life in a trial by combat, but though he survived, he would be stripped of his knighthood. Unflinching in the face of accusations that he had fallen to darkness, Tryphaniel roared that he would gladly surrender a title that required him to turn a blind eye to a child's suffering. He cast aside his crested shield and continued his crusade for the commonfolk with no thought or fear for what others held taboo. His righteous deeds inspired some courageous few to embrace the path of the forbidden, and thus the legacy of the dark knight was born.
Dark Knights usually work independently, the order is just in name
Dark Knights are elusive by their nature, they're Batman in armor. They're notorious enough that the church knows of and fears them but hidden enough that normal citizenry might or might not know about them. It's also probably to their benefit to not have many members, either because of the dark magic or because of the dedication required.
For reference the Knights Dragoon number fewer than 50 generally, per the lorebook; last I checked they only numbered in the single digits as of Heavensward.
>plate mail under the haori
Only the 80AF does this
50 af clink clinks as well.
Samurai has a 50 af? Wdym
Nameless set, I think he means.
>Samurai are just fricking mages with swords
kek
It's all aether all the way down.
It's a pretty neat reason for them to wear kimonos in this game, being that they're min-maxing their spellswords instead of wearing armor
Even the dullest eorzean axe swinging savage utilizes aether to augment his blows and physical prowess.
Source?
The immense power I feel in my fists right now
>Source?
Particle effects are unironically canon. When WARs use Fell Cleave they're creating buzzsaws out of aether.
fantasy bullshit what is the devs reasoning for abandoning realism?
I hate soft trolling so much its unreal.
>no argument
>just memes and insults
You could have just told me you all don't know...
If you want legitimate answers to a post don't intentionally say something stupid.
I thought the ring would only appear while you were unsheathed.
This is going to look stupid as frick when sitting down and probably a lot of other things. Hopefully it stays still while doing spin attacks or it'll look really janky.
Nah it looks cool as frick
Why does every gay who makes xiv videos insist on putting their basic b***h character EVERYWHERE?
Because that isn't unique to xiv? people do that shit in every mmo/game with a custom character. Wow players do it. GW2 players do it. XIV players do it. Skyrim players fricking do it.
What character should I create?
I wanted something relational so I decided to choose male and also wanted something pleasing to look at and chose bunny boys and now it feels gay.
Why do you feel gay? Maybe you have some issues to resolve, anon. I feel pretty manly with my bunny
same. You can make a male Viera that doesn't look like a twink bottom
MOTHERFRICK I forgot about BRD and MCH
>I forgot about BRD and MCH
So did Yoshida..................................my buffs.......
Don't worry bro, we will get another 5 potency buff to our weaponskills
You have to pay the RDPS tax.
Unless you're SMN.
HANDGON HANDGON SHOOT THEM GONS AT THE BADDIES MECHADUDE POWPOW FROM THE HANDGON
>log in
>feel a sharp pain in the back of my skull
>turn around and see pic related
What do?
Well now im horny
one on the right looks rad hell holy fug
Both of them.
Should have done it a long time ago but with the cap gone, next week I'm just gonna grind astronomy tomes to get all upgraded radiant gear for scholar and ninja. Want to try playing healer for a bit next tier.
>season reward is a dragon mount
I'll take it. But also looks like grorious nipponese armor is going straight to the cash shop. rev up those credit cards. Probably a $24 dollar one
The original MCH af is still the best.
fricking ouch
also why the frick do melee get a 30% fricking percent damage reduction, they're already fricking unkillable right now.
whats the big deal once you've reached the tier you get the rewards regardless of whether you drop out of it.
Pvp is saved
I wish PvP didn't suck ass in XIV.
Still rather play WoW Private Servers. Ascension PvP is lit.
Sure thng pillar humper
gear based PvP sucks eggs
I'm not sure that insta-kill spam is better.
back to your containment game, sweaty.
>wow player wants to bring his dying game ideas into a living game
Lol no
World PVP isn't the reason WoW is dying. But I agree that XIV is better off without it.
When does the summer event end and the Rising event begin?
Summer event ends the 26th, moonfire starts the 27th.
Wear one of the artifacts. Unless you're wearing EW's AF, in which case don't wear the boots, wear some other leather boots.
Dress like a man, idiot. Glamour prisms exist for a reason.
so shirtless?
Yes, a full set of Emperor's New X glam.
I wish female Au Ra were real
just frick a fish
>scales all around the house and horn poking you in the eye
No thanks
Haven't leveled a ranged DPS yet.
Which one should I pick?
Dance part- I mean dancer
Dancer
pvp itself is just broken as frick as if devs rushed it out without testing and choose to overlook he constant stun spam followed by massive unavoidable frick you beam from the healer of all people
have had instances of going from 100 to 0 not being able to get even a single move off because I spend the entire time stunned and there's no way to break out of it like there usually is in an mmo
most classes in WoW at least get some sort of bubble or something that breaks you out in emergencies, but XIV doesn't have anything like that the closest you get is purify which only removes movement impairments
They worked on PvP over the course of a year during their lunchbreak, unironically.
So, this is just for Rival Wings?
No, those are across the board pvp changes. The only ones applicable to rival wings are the ones under the red mage change.
They're making melee take more damage?
i believe thats all just rival wings changes.
>modifier for damage taken
I do not understand this. Can't they say TANKS will take 10% more damage?
>PVE has been dead since Shadowbringers
>PVP back to being dead
I guess we are just a knock off Animal Crossing now.
define PVE
>Those DH/Crit changes
There is no reason to play any other Phys ranged other than DNC.
>Those DH/Crit changes
WARchads, we WON
>SAM gets even stronger
It's not fair, phys DPS bros.
I swear if they nerf Warrior and Samurai because of the DH/Crit changes I'm gonna FREAK
WILD
SHRIEKS
Calling it, they are gonna nerf MCH's reassemble targets.
There was no reason to play MCH in the first place anyways
Daily reminder that the only people that like casual glams are trannies and RPgays wich is kinda the same thing
its absolutely not the same thing most roleplayers hate troons because troons can't even pretend to be a woman without bringing up their troonery. I think you're confusing roleplayers with venuegays, they are not the same thing.
>troons can't even pretend to be a woman without bringing up their troonery.
I see more Gankerirgins hyperventilating about digging through randos' search info for "im trans uwu" to cry their heads off about than I do the actual search info
By your own logic I decree you are a troon and you need to take your ass back to Kiwi Farms
*squeals*