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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post best mommy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ishikawa kills off crystal mommy
      >ishikawa cucks us with gladiator mommy
      >ishikawa pairs yshtola with runar the moronic furry
      >ishikawa sidelines alisaie x wol for gay catboy graha shit
      >ishikawa turns mini waifu minfilia 2.0 into a raging yuri lesbo
      I hate that disgusting fujo like you wouldn't believe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget turning Y'shtola into a goofball.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what else is there to do with sich a shit character

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why is Runar's wife such a weirdo?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >one scene where she does something remotely interesting
          >OMG RUINED GOOFBALL

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Who cares? Ishikawa made her cuck us with a moronic lion just like Mashu from FGO.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There was never a relationship beyond comrades and friendship with her and the WoL. Your headcanon doesn't make it more.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There was literally a pov video of her dating wol you fricking idiot

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What are you on about schizo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit you're fricking dumb as hell.

                There was also one with Hien and Alphinaud. Is the WoL banging them too?

                It means they're possible pairings those are for female wol the girls for male wol. That was before the stupid fujo b***h writer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >those are for female wol the girls for male wol
                The characters treat the WoL the same regardless of the WoL's gender.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you're in to gay shit whatever they're still pairings that were fricked up by fujo b***h writer so this dumb c**t

                There was never a relationship beyond comrades and friendship with her and the WoL. Your headcanon doesn't make it more.

                What are you on about schizo

                can shut the frick up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >they're still pairings that were fricked up by fujo b***h writer
                How did the "fujo b***h writer" frick up pairing that aren't canon?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The official pov dating videos you dumbass fricking moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Those were a thing they did for fun.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Let me guess you wouldn't say the same shit about never being canon if WOL I LOVE YOU POUND ME IN THE ASS Graha was paired with another character would you? wienersucking fujo apologist.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I would say the same because I don't care about that cat. My headcanon pairing is WoL x Krile but that's just for me and I know it's not actually a thing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                G'raha is going to suck the WoL's dick and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So according to you, those videos are canon, which means the WoL is a canon bisexual that is fricking various people up to and including Magnai?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What I'm saying is yshtola was option for wol before that dumb b***h and her fujo bullshit that's what I'm fricking saying

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well since the WoL is apparently a bisexual prostitute in a harem I guess he and Runar get to share Y'shtola now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There was also one with Hien and Alphinaud. Is the WoL banging them too?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >april fools joke
                >canon
                You people are fricking moronic,

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I never understood why people want that hag when we have best girl Alphinaud.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                damn dropping truthbombs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >does something cutesy
          >Estinien immediately freaks out
          Why do all male elezen have autism?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like the DC visit shit was delayed severely, and it's still all duct-tape and spaghetti. Why the frick FC info and social chat channels not detached from the world servers at this point is beyond me.

          >even YoshiP was worried about having her do out-of-character shit like this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the joke in JP is that a wordy incantation leads into a childish onomatopoeia
          >EN's punchline is still wordy and alliterative
          The localisation in this game is such garbage, it doesn't matter if a 5 year old is talking or an 80 year old, they all sound equally verbose.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I find it very odd how consistently terrible the vast majority of JP-to-EN localizers are, you'd figure a few would at least be decent by accident.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Decent translators don't work with vidya. Vidya translation is where the dregs end up.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              French and German are pretty faithful because localization around the world correctly focuses on conveying the same meaning and not writing shit from scratch.
              Corny boss quotes suffer the most from this homosexualry.
              I can't imagine Hydaelyn not shouting randomly EXODUS mid sentence during phase transition.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            settle down weeaboo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you're gonna get the goofballs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can't see a single bad thing among those.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          t. Cuck

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >t. you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >7.0 drops
        >Zenos is back for no reason and becomes a wandering adventurer with the WoL
        >Emet and his purple-haired boyfriend keep coming back to make random quips
        >Elidibussy gets dragged from the past into the present and becomes a scion
        >Venat gets resurrected in the body of a man
        >G'raha gives the WoL a ring that looks like an eternal bond ring but totally isn't
        That fujo and her hand-picked team of fujo/fudanshis assassins are going to ruin everything you loved about FFXIV and I will enjoy every moment of it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Venat gets resurrected
          She's gone homie, like erased from existence

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >implying that means anything in a game that has time traveling

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't time travel basically create new universes instead of changing the existing one? Pretty sure G'raha's fricked up future still exists.

              I get the feeling that the 24man raid series is going to end with the implication that she will return as a deity proper.

              She's gone homie, no aether, nothing. Not a single trace of her remains

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >She's gone homie, no aether, nothing. Not a single trace of her remains
                It's a shame we didn't spend the expansion exploring an alternative to aether in terms of an energy source, but also a method of constructing life forms and consciousness.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What's the point of bringing her back if she's just going to be a chinese knockoff?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >She's gone homie, no aether, nothing. Not a single trace of her remains
                Except in the past, which we can visit whenever and also take physical objects from into the future.
                XIV is a 4-dimensional story now, death means nothing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Except in the past, which we can visit whenever and also take physical objects from into the future.
                This is about to become canon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And how are we going to go to the past? Eldi is gone and I doubt G'raha would do that shit again. How would we even bring her to the future with us? Why would we bothering doing it in the first place?
                We'd sooner get an expansion about playing matchmaker for Magnai than going on a quest to bring Venat to the present

                Not to mention that the entire Crystal Tower in Lakeland was transported from the future, and all the aether inside it that was used to seal Elidibus.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And how are we going to go to the past? Eldi is gone and I doubt G'raha would do that shit again. How would we even bring her to the future with us? Why would we bothering doing it in the first place?
                We'd sooner get an expansion about playing matchmaker for Magnai than going on a quest to bring Venat to the present

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >And how are we going to go to the past?
                The same way we keep going back to Elpis everytime a new Pandaemonium tier drops, it's been established that we can just go there at will pretty much.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I thought you meant a new a timeline. Why would a Venat who already knows about the Final Days come with us then?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Frick if i know, i was just pointing out that Venat being dead doesn't actually matter if the writers feel like bringing her back one day, because time travel essentially means she's still alive.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That'd be opening a whole new can of worms for no reason. If they wanted a contingency plan for bringing Venat back, they could've just not said that she was erased from existence.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That'd be opening a whole new can of worms for no reason. If they wanted a contingency plan for bringing Venat back, they could've just not said that she was erased from existence.

                You think that's bad? They've practically given us carte blanche to bring people back from the dead between those soul bucket auracites, the general job-crystal-cum-materia method of copying memories into crystals, and of course time travel. In fact, since we know that the teleport spell is even fricking more OP than anyone in-universe has seemed to guess given it can allow attuned travel between alternate realities and points in time, along with the whole new teleport-without-attunement thing they had at the start of EW, there's no reason we can't just straight-up go to Elpis and grab Venat/Emet Feltch/Other Guy for a jaunt in the modern era.

                OH WAIT IT GETS EVEN BETTER THOUGH! After we do that, we can take them down to the lifestream tunnel to meet up with whatever remains of their future souls and back-port the memories off of them, giving an entire extra layer to the paradoxes we've already been causing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Still not as bad as the closed loop in the Alexander story, the worst fricking time travel trope in existence that dimwits defend because they think it's deep somehow.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                SE would have at least gotten a sensible chuckle out of me if after you finish the quests, the mother/father statues in the Azim Steppe changed to look like those two.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why would anything change? The whole point of a closed loop is that it was always the same

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The way they have introduced and used it currently does mean that she is gone for good since every single time it has happended, it's a closed loop and requires so much energy that it's basically impossible to use in any real way

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I get the feeling that the 24man raid series is going to end with the implication that she will return as a deity proper.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eastern fujo or western woke pandering.
        Pick your poison.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget to turn in your chastity keys when you log in, loser. No girl would want your little thing anyways. You are just a dumb little fight slave, real men will handle your "waifus"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot the part where she made Yugiri moronic in SB then killed her off the story for good right after

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When was Yugiri ever not moronic?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            when all her feats were offscreen

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel ten times more confident in my Gilgamesh Ultimate prediction after Manderville Relics were announced.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    <Crystal Keeper> bros WW@

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      broz, it is time

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's up!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf it is up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My dick, come sit on it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Add Feast back.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been screwing around with the trial and I've only one question
    >roe or highlander

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Roe as long as you don't take the Michael Cera face. All Highlander faces are bad, though perhaps the texture improvements of 7.0 will help them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that even a question?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Roe as long as you don't take the Michael Cera face. All Highlander faces are bad, though perhaps the texture improvements of 7.0 will help them.

        apparently so

        I sometimes find the highlander animations almost... too enthusiastic though generally seem better

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Femroe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I regret going Highlander over Roe.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            apparently so

            I sometimes find the highlander animations almost... too enthusiastic though generally seem better

            Cute midie wife > all

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I had a cute middie but her face being so nondescript bugged me after awhile. They have the best expressions I think, something about their eyes makes them look low quality. Hopefully the upgrade fixes that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I said you were still cute!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                🙂

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why do midwits always look so mad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because you people always want to eb us

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >someone saved my thighlander

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how big is your futawiener?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thighlanders of course
      roes look like trannies

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Up where?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    normalgay meme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the tank stance viera doing it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Even twittergays embrace coomer shit
      >Ganker still complains

      Stop

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what do you mean "even" the twittergays? Are you so dense to not realize when tumblr shut down its porn, all the degens went straight to twitter and it's been like that for years. What fricking rock do you live under.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i hate women and twitter

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros its up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop baiting dick pics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its still 1.5 hours until + queue time of probably 2h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like the DC visit shit was delayed severely, and it's still all duct-tape and spaghetti. Why the frick FC info and social chat channels not detached from the world servers at this point is beyond me.

        >even YoshiP was worried about having her do out-of-character shit like this

        I expect days of failures coming up.
        Just linking PS5 into the game causes all kinds of instance failures and random disconnects across the game.
        God only knows what DC travel will do, all so that Balmungers can visit Asmongold at will.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh god. That rat is on my server too... people aren't gonna DC visit just to show up on his stream are they?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >people aren't gonna DC visit just to show up on his stream are they?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            xivalexander already downloaded

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Glad i'm EU

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >System is so shit that you have to upload your character data to the DC that you want to travel to
          >same process applies even if you want to go back home
          >they frick up and character data is stuck in limbo somehow
          Imagine the utter chaos this would cause when people seemingly lose their characters. I'd love to see it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's just your average japanese coding. Nothing surprising

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's not you piece of garbage. *spits in your face*

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Maintenance extended 2 more hours
    bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ??? SOURCE?????

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *sproing*
    Oh yes, it is up!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love this little jerk like you guys wouldn't believe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S A GOOD THING MODERN DUNGEONS ARE ALL LINEAR HALLWAYS THEN.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there's no reason to insult my lalafell buddy

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they add dog girls yet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate that this or the full on furry wolf people is the closest there is to a dog race

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Roes are in spirit, though not in the exact sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Did they add dog girls yet
      you don't want that. you think you do, but you don't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >(She/They)
        How does this shit even work? It just keeps getting more moronic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it doesn't work, it's just a bad fad for political tribalists submitting to gender ideology which is largely discord groomers and twitter addicts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Someone who's okay with you using either feminine or gender neutral pronouns for them. Not that you use both.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was the point of Elpis to make us as players feel detached from the Scions? Felt like our character belonged more with the group in Elpis than he ever did in Eorzea and with them. I wonder if that was by design due to the Azem link.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was supposed to invoke the great nostalgia for a long-lost era that germans who escaped the brainwashing feel for the Reich.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 more hour. also, anyone transferring?
    i don't know how it works

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone move servers
      Don't tell me... You don't have friends, a good FC and maybe a static on your server? Anon...?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My FC is dead, I have no friends on my DC and any friends I do have all rolled on Crystal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've met lots of warriors of light and we have a cross-world linkshell, this is just a natural step. We'll move to a new World and make our own FC from scratch there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly everything outside of savage at this point is either so transient or solo, so it's sort of tricky to maintain social relationships in-game. If you don't count idling and emoting wordlessly at each other as socialisation anyway. Really looking forward to the new Savage dungeons because of this. I've met some people who really seemed like a good time but then they end up just sitting in my friends list and we never talk because there's nothing to do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My FC is also dead, my server got invaded by Asmon and his stans.

        Whenever a fresh server is dropped for Aether I'm hopping

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm transferring to one of the new Light realms.
      Just make sure your retainers aren't selling anything and that you removed all your furniture from house/appartment but do not relinquish/vacate, log out in a major city then go to the world transfer service on the website.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've got a bet running with a friend that the datacenter hopping will have bugs that manage to delete some people's characters. He's got a counter-bet that the old "1m gil cap" thing for character transfers will kick in somehow and wipe out gil people are carrying while looking to buy shit from other servers.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can only ever be in one FC at a time
    >the FC room is the same dimensions for everyone
    >for whatever reason your FC room contents is not tied to your character data but instead the specific housing lot

    I'll never understand the fricking mess that is their housing system in general. They refuse to dig themselves out of their "Just keep adding more server hardware to handle more wards" shit.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >static only recently getting semi-consistent on Estinien phase's dps check
    >Add phase & Dragon Thordan dps checks are even worse apparently
    I do not have hope for my group on getting this shit cleared before 6.2, and are stuck banking on the dungeon gear + new foot/pots to make ends meet with our combined skill level.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, the 7.2 dungeon gear won't be used for DSR. That'll be in 7.3

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        6.2,6.3*
        Sorry I'm moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whats your comp anon
      Do you play double rPhys or something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Whats your comp anon
        Double caster. - WAR PLD AST SCH MNK MCH SMN RDM.

        Not the most optimal comp but we're hanging in there. Problem is just consistency. Sometimes we pass Estinien with half an enrage castbar, and other times barely making it despite no deaths or dmg-downs, and everyone using pots. I don't know how much of that is due to caster upkeep based on what tower mechanic they get though or if other groups have the same problem on that particular phase.

        Lmao, the 7.2 dungeon gear won't be used for DSR. That'll be in 7.3

        6.2,6.3*
        Sorry I'm moronic

        We'll be taking a break to do the new raid tier so it'll probably be 6.3 by the time we're back into Ult prog proper at that point unless we get the new tier consistently destroyed within a 2hr session early.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's a super low damage comp, and it's not just because of double caster without BLM.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >That's a super low damage comp
            Oh I know. Kinda hoping for slight potency buffs on anything we use in 6.2. Wouldn't be the first time though. We had a real garbage comp for UCoB when it was relevant also, but managed to make ends meet for its last phase check.

            I don't remember UWU/TEA having much for DPS checks we struggled with after mechanics got consistent, but we shifted a couple members around for those due to RL shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's an absolutely awful comp unless your members are good players that can consistently do top tier damage...which it sounds like they aren't.
          If you're doing less than 3 or hell even 4, 3 hour days a week I'd just call it because it's going to take you a year and a half or more at that rate and even then if they don't have consistency you'll never clear.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            We're doing our usual 10-12 hours a week depending on scheduling.

            The thing is looking at fflogs, we're not at the bottom with regards to comparing against groups that did clear the fight. Just we have next to no leniency with frick-ups or rotation mishaps.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              My group has the opposite problem with NIN DRG DNC RDM GNB DRK WHM SCH
              We can't do mechanics for shit though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >We can't do mechanics for shit though.
                I will say Estinien took fricking forever to get mechanically consistent on. Longer than the fricking hot potato nonsense of TEA's 2nd phase.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Just we have next to no leniency with frick-ups or rotation mishaps.
              If you can deal with that stress then fine, but in my experience having to pray that nothing goes wrong in a run so you can clear is a static killer. It's much more relaxing if you can do a few frick-ups and still clear.

              >We can't do mechanics for shit though.
              I will say Estinien took fricking forever to get mechanically consistent on. Longer than the fricking hot potato nonsense of TEA's 2nd phase.

              Estinien seems to be a big hurdle for most groups, it's taken us a lot of hours too and we still have wipes there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >having to pray that nothing goes wrong in a run so you can clear is a static killer
                A3S hardened us the frick up back in the day (even if it took us the majority of that raid tier to clear all four fights), so that won't happen. Worst comes to worst we may require someone to switch jobs if the double-dragon phase ends up being a dps wall, which'll be easier at least with the tome/raid limit removal from this update.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >WAR PLD
          Tell your PLD to stop griefing and play a real tank.
          The WAR also.
          And the MCH for the love of God.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >writer tries to bait you into thinking [scion] is gonna die for the 85th time
    >find out 2 minutes later that they're just fine
    >meanwhile heres horsefart shield for the 751th time please cry now
    Can't they just kill Kr*le and show us her shitty hat when they need an emotional response for a change

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They've overused Horsefart's death so much it doesn't even phase me. I barely register their callbacks anymore but that's what the Japanese do. if something they do registers they'll do it over and over forever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got tired of them milking sad things by 5.1
      Except I want Yotsuyu to milk my sad thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese people are so autistic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heres horsefart shield for the 751th time please cry now

      Endbaby here. When he died in HW my only thought was "Damn". My character having his death as a mental scar recalled back to or the playerbase making a big deal out of him just leaves me confounded

      I felt way more when Estinien left flowers for Y'sayle in Azys Lla

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, it's not just you. The game and a sizeable chunk of the players always made a big deal of it, but it was always just "oh hey it's that Obsessed Fan guy I didn't care about from the fort I didn't care about, and he ate shit to take an attack that wouldn't have done anything to the WoL compared to the world-ending things we've already been hit in the face with by that point in the story". I couldn't give a frick about the dude or what happened to him if my life depended on it. It's like praising someone who jumped out in front of a truck to yell at a kid walking down the sidewalk that didn't even notice him to look out for traffic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't really care when he died but it did suck when you had to tell his father he died.
        I do like how in the Ultimate fight he says "Thank goodness you are unharmed." regardless of which timeline you're on, he says it when he dies, he says it when he lives. He literally only cared about you in that moment. It was a nice touch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, the merchandise potential of the scions is too high now. The scions are forever safe as long as this continues to be "the number 1 MMO"
      For as hyped as the story is, people don't seem to be able to see just how much of a calculated product they are consooming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who just joined lately, I have no idea why Haurchefant dying was such a big deal. He was just a side character. Sure, like Ysayle, he was important for the Dragon War storyline but that's about it. Do we cry about Shiva crashlanding the Garlean warship? No.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are lalafell dudes hung

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that's why they're called lalabulls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When they get a hard-on it throws off their center of gravity. If they start running without paying attention and their dong bobs down and catches against a rock or tree root, they start tumbling end-over-end like one of those weird balance toys.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Traveling to other dimensions is one thing but non-comedy video game writers should never attempt to incorporate time travel in their stories
    it never works
    never

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >non-comedy video game writers should never attempt to incorporate time travel in their stories
      Majora's Mask
      Steins Gate
      Chrono Trigger
      Dark Souls

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people bawling over Ultima Thule
    >everyone just comes back at the end

    I get it, it's sentimental that your friends would literally die for you to save the world and they go so far as to actually do that but it's completely without consequence in the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish they'd actually died so they can move on and introduce new characters with new arcs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Urianger and Thancred should be removed. Their arcs are finished, what the frick are they going to do with them? Y'shtola has died like six times, shit or get off the pot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish they'd actually died so they can move on and introduce new characters with new arcs.

      Imagine if they'd stayed dead but during the Endsinger bit you see them down in the lifestream burning up what's left of themselves for the prayer.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nah my dick can't get up

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros its up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You damn right it's up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YOU ARE A BROKEN HUSK NOTHING MORE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My dick is going to become a broken husk, if you know what I mean.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I came here to hype the patch but I'm not subbing back until a week before 6.2

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how we feeling drgbros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      High on copium that the rework will actually be a positive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >needing to even rework dragoon

      why tho? astrologian I could see considering their entire card schtick is terrible right now but dragoon is fine, a little button heavy but otherwise fine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        DRG is at the point where they can't add anything to it and the job has hit the fun wall, as someone who enjoyed it in ShB I cant bring myself to play it in EW.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >needing to even rework dragoon

          why tho? astrologian I could see considering their entire card schtick is terrible right now but dragoon is fine, a little button heavy but otherwise fine

          They claim button bloat, yet samurai still has it worse. I imagine they mean the combo itself which is long and goes back and forth. So expect a shorter combo with other abilities on the side.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >They claim button bloat, yet
            SCH exists

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              sch has no bloat, just dont keybind your fricking faeries like an autist

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Having to summon a fairy is already bloat. Ruin II is bloat. Having to press 2 actions for every fricking HEAL is bloat. Eating the fairy is bloat and fricking moronic. Fey Illumination is bloat, just have the fricking fairy actually HEAL.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >2 actions to heal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Emergency tactics
                >Deployment tactics
                >Fey Illumination
                >Recitation

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I hate that SGE got what I was wanting them to do with SCH's shit for years, which was skills that modify heals would adjust the cast time of the next heal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                those are cooldowns not requirements. if you can't adlo and let the fairy heal while doing damage like any good green dps you should delete your soul crystal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >those are
                Things you need to heal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                can you just delete your character i really don't know what you're waiting for at this point

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              AST has far more active button use than SCH as far as healers go.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                AST works. SCH doesn't.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >AST works.
                Yeah, it sure does. Twice the actions per minute...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >remove kaiten to remove "button bloat"
            >could have just combined Ogi Namakiri into Ikishoten since you can't use the former without the latter
            >they did it for Jump/Mirage Dive
            these devs are fricking moronic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              kaiten was still redundant and made the kenki bar less fun to use, the animation was cool but sam is funner for it's removal. the bloat is from having 3 THREE resources with single/aoe attacks for each and the ogi/iki thing which yes should just be one button

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                kaiten was the only thing that made you have to pay any actual attention to the kenki gauge
                >SAM is funner for its removal
                not really, whenever I play it, it constantly feels like something is missing, having my Midares/Namakiri's permanently weakened because of the shitty auto crit sucks too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >kaiten was still redundant and made the kenki bar less fun to use
                how
                anything is more fun than ogcd fell cleave dump
                play RPR or WAR if you want easy resource dump

                [...]
                I hope they simplify aoe rotation. 3 buttons is just dumb

                play something else if you dont like 3 button AOEs, lots of DPS have easier AOE rotations

                if you dont like how a job play then frick off and play something else instead of asking the devs to bake everything into the same shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >kaiten was still redundant
                So is Lance Charge and Life surge. Ninja doesnt need Assassinate or Dream within a Dream either. Bard's sidewinder also does nothing. You can justify anything as "bloat".
                Kaiten was more than just a kenki expender. It was part of the flow that made Iaijutsu tie with the resource bar.
                Sam is not "funnier" without it, its actually quite neutered, like the rest of the jobs.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              > Takes heavy thrust from DRG, then gives it to RPR.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Not just making Shoha 2 upgrade with AoE fall off
              >Not doing the same with Guren and whatever the AoE version is called
              They really are

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Senei is such a stupid button and adds nothing to the rotation, you could remove it and nothing would change, all you need is Guren with drop off, or let us use both, don't tie them to the same cooldown

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They removed an utterly useless button from SAM and people lost their minds, it's tough out there.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you wanted to free up a button the AoE version of a skill that shares a cooldown with the single target thing would have been my first choice, rather than the single ability that made kenki management something you could potentially frick up. Honestly the kenki gauge has no reason to exist in its current state, much like ShB blood of the dragon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              t.didnt even unlock SAM

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t. presses kaiten before every laijitsu and always has meter for it

                it's boring, you miss the animation, not the ability

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Haha...
                I changed jobs because it felt like shit. What I really miss are the numbers, felt like u actually put some juice into ur midares u know. Honestly I wouldn't evne mind it being gone if they didn't completely neuter iaijutsu potencies as well.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you miss the animation, not the ability
                I like the concept of using a skill to charge my next attack, it made it feel more impactful and yeah, the animation rolled very cleanly into iaijutsu and ogi namakiri and it looked and felt great
                SAM only suffered from its removal, auto crits fricking suck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fine, really. It's SAM that needs to start watching for the safes and pianos falling from windows. That job is the WORDS WORDS WORDS equivalent of button-pressing with all the branching 123s it has going on. I'm fully expecting half that stuff is going to get pruned out, and the WS with casting time are going to get changed to normal activation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I geared up BLM. I wont be disappointed if it turns out shit, it will be a really pleasant surprise if it turns out great. The SAM sperg out gave me a few more months with my boy and I am very grateful. I wish SCHs could be half as productive with their b***hing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >DRG rework
      DRGbros, its fricking over

      Who is even asking for this
      Every DRG main I know is fine with the job as it is, it feels complete
      If the excuse is "we ran out of design space" then fricking wait until next expansion to do an overhaul instead of shooting DRG in the kneecaps and have it play like some piece of the job is missing for 2 years like they just did for SAM
      >dont worry if your job feels like fricking shit bro we'll add something next expansion... maybe

      If they need to change shit to justify their paycheck then why not look at the absolute state of glare mages instead, green DPS who made it past the expert roulette almost unanimously hate broil spam. It's laughable that this shit made it past testing, you'd be hard pressed to find worse healer gameplay in modern MMOs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They'll implement an interactive sex scene with G'raha tia before they unfrick healers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Healers are so fricking boring that I am happy when I get a shit group so I can do something except heal raid damage

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >get a competent group
          >stand around spamming your shitty damage skill
          Ebin...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            SGE/SCH are the most fun healers only because you can react directly help mitigate TBs. There needs to just be fricking button like Eurakasian that turns your heals into a dmg rotation and you can switch between the modes without losing your combo. Frick man healers are boring

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh you mean like cleric stance?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >WHM and SMN used to have a wide variety of different damage spells
          >now they have a maximum of one nuke, one dot and one tertiary skill (Misery and Energy Drain)
          its funny because I don't think they pleased anyone by doing this, absolutely no one wanted Bane removed from SCH or Aero III removed from WHM

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is the FIRST THING I should do after the patch is live?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      change that name because it's offensive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Make a character on Famfrit, then go to Balmung or Mateus and talk shit about their decorating or glam skills using the most stereotypical gay-lisp dialect you can.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this patch isn’t even adding anything worth checking out

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The game looks fun but I don't want to get involved with trannies and coomers there.

    Any resolution?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Type /busy and hide chat log

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick did they do to monk??? Why is it so dog shit to play now? Trying to level it 80-90 and nothing I do ever feels right anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me but at level 50

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is it so dog shit to play now?
      >now
      its been shit for fricking years, EW MNK is arguably less shit than it was in the entirety of ShB

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People just liked high dps with minimum effort which was mnk before ew changes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >high dps with minimum effort
          that hasn't changed in EW

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think optimal drift is arguably more effort than spamming dragon+boot but I use brainless rotation so what do I know. Still manage to do average dps in pub

            Just dragon kick bro

            meme rotations not allowed

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >meme rotations not allowed
              >meme

              >He is unaware

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I call it meme rotation because you can pull it off only in fights with 100% uptime which isn't that different from doing dummy training. Show me dragon kick spam rotation on anything that isn't p1s

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just dragon kick bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They streamlined it a bit. I don't mind the Blitz system compared to older versions but it does feel less unique I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats my wife Allie

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros maintenance extended

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOOOO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      made me check

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if i walked behind her would i be able to put my penis in from that position.....

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my dick is up all right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still in the beginning of stormblood but i can't wait to be reunited with this beautiful catboy i've been looking forward to it since the end of the crystal tower

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros its up

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't use the OG or quicklauncher
    Why are you wasting seconds of your life on the modern launcher still?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ummmmm those are illegal 3rd party tools hon

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there any way to launch the game without logging into Steam?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not buying it on steam is a way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope they changed it so you can't anymore

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S DOWN

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's up for real

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be a wageslave
    >will never have enough free time to experience everything in XIV

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >have a lot of free time despite wage slaving
      >only have a stable S/M/T schedule

      do people even raid in statics during those days without PF?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be a wage slave
      >sleep only 3 hours a day
      >have plenty of time to play XIV

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its over

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still the best battle theme.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This whole expansion's soundtrack took me by surprise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I definitely prefer EW's

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/849f3cad0808d09899dae3fa1c726af1c110f538

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    uuuummmmmmmm so what do you do in an mmo these days after you are done with grinding

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >done with grinding
      Sis...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You either RP or unsub until new content arrives.

        What grind are you done with?

        I don't play just wondering what you guys do all day. ERP is probably correct with all the skeb porn of xiv ocs I see all the time. What's the rarest or most expensive item in the game?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Probably 1.0 artifacts but that's user made market. If you have money and are a collector you will go after items not in the game anymore but still tradable. There's people paying tens of millions for such items. Not real end game grind but still pricey

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The only true gilsinks in the game are high tier overmeld crafting autism and housing/furniture.
          Then there's the insane grinds connected to achievements with mount rewards also tied to crafting, hunts, and mentor roulettes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]
            I don't play just wondering what you guys do all day. ERP is probably correct with all the skeb porn of xiv ocs I see all the time. What's the rarest or most expensive item in the game?

            Yeah, XIV doesn't have the same type of market or currency sinks you'd expect from a MMO. They added a couple mounts you buy for 25/50 million gil, there are a few items on the market that are around 10-20 mil. Personally the most I've spent on one "project" was BIS melding my crafting gear day 1 and that cost about 74 million over the span of about 20 minutes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So you're the moron who bought my materia X for like 400k/u
              thanks bro

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I made 350 mil off it and will still be using that gear through all of 6.2 for another 300-500 mil. The good news is I won't have to do it again now that I've built up my own stock.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >74 million over the span of about 20 minutes.

              That's as much gil as I've earned in 10 years of playing and only because I've never managed to snag a housing plot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I do a lot of crafting out of boredom, once you pass about 20 mil you realize how worthless gil is, literally can't spend it if you wanted to. I thought maybe having a few billion saved up for the Island Sanctuary would be fun but no, it's a closed system.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You either RP or unsub until new content arrives.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What grind are you done with?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post fishing log

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ummm what do you do in [video game] once you have finished [video game]'s content

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You start making deals with demons to try and better your odds at getting a house

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you will ever get done grinding in ffxiv
      Impossible

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to keep XI & XIV payments in sync
    >XI pays for the following 30 days
    >XIV pays for the next month regardless of its day count

    SE fricking plz, just unify the payment systems for both, and perhaps add a discount while you're at it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      XI devs stated they were interested in bundling the subscriptions.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >benefit added
        >all it does is make mog wardrobes 3&4 not cost anything extra

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd gladly up my subscription for a few dollars for access to XI bundled in. Especially if they share a launcher.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      XI would benefit greatly from combined subs, if you could sub to XI for an extra 3-5 bucks a month it would get so many more people in to check it out.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How bad of an idea is it to go into raids for the first time as a tank? Whatever story difficulty is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not bad at all, you can just pussy out and let the other tank MT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >normal mode
      Pretty much zero thought required. Especially if you just let the other tank do everything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      normal mode raids don't usually even need 2 tanks, if the other tank knows what to do, you have the easiest job in the game. It's not a big deal if neither tanks knows what's going on either, normal modes are meant to be clearable first try no matter how many people are new to the fight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >normal mode
        Pretty much zero thought required. Especially if you just let the other tank do everything.

        not bad at all, you can just pussy out and let the other tank MT

        Alright nice. I want to pick up dark knight, tanking seems easy enough just wasn't sure if they have to deal with a bunch of tank specific raid mechanics or not.
        Is it as easy as just press your best defensive cooldown on the red glowey tank buster move?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Is it as easy as just press your best defensive cooldown on the red glowey tank buster move?
          For the newer raids, yeah pretty much. Older raids don't necessarily have indicators for tank busters and you need to figure it from boss animations/cast name

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A lot of the ARR and HW bosses don't even have tells or cast times. They'll just shit a tankbuster on you with zero warning.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Is it as easy as just press your best defensive cooldown on the red glowey tank buster move?
          Basically.

          There's some annoying not tank specific mechanics that might make tanking more annoying. Like in the 3rd Crystal Tower raid you have to turn your character away from the boss during the eye attack or you'll have to run to a glowing floor tile to get a debuff removed. Easy enough if the boss is not glued to your ass, but moving the boss makes things annoying for everyone.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm expecting DNC & AST to both get their single-target party buffs removed at some point.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played since 6.0, is GNB's rotation still fricked?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >GNB rotation
      >fricked
      What did he mean by this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was never fricked to begin with, NM just needed a little more seconds to fit every gcds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricked how?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ???

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it really isn't fair these women dont exist in real life. It would actually force me to get my life together, probably.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alright Ganker let's see them. Prove you're not a shitter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >PVP
      >not a shitter

      I'm not grinding through shit that is complete rng as to whether or not the random people you can't communicate with, know how to read chat or markers you place to burst down dangerous targets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I only played casual because I just dropped in on different jobs to frick around
      I saw a screenshot showing that some ranked matches can last up to 20 minutes and good lord, frick that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's the title

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They changed it from Crystal Bearer because that was already taken by a 1.0 legacy title

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what does the s2 battle pass look like

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying crystal isn't bronze 2.0
      That title is a participation reward.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where's your Ult titles?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got to platinum and rank 25 and dropped it because it wasn’t fun anymore

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How long until world transfer goes up for the new servers?

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't elezen popular?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have to put more effort into making them look good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      people are super autistic about their proportions, the necks in particular

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      giraffe necks
      only look good in very specific lighting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Their proportions just suck especially for females
      Shit face/facial hair options

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was one for years and then just got tired of having to be so specific with attire choices, and the resting b***h face being the only good facial expression.
      Femelezen though? I don't know, I think you can make great onee-sans and mommies and gyarus, and actually that's exactly what my retainers are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Horrible animations

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OH NO NO NO NO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she needs it for the D

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    femhroth...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DEAR GOD! imagine the smell during hot sweaty sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have been waiting since it was announced where the frick is fem hroth. people tell me 7.0 but no way right? they wouldnt even bother telling us if they were gonna wait that long.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the most likely time
        Consider that the last time we heard about them, they still haven't chosen a final design on them. Couple that with time needed to work on stuff for Base Races+Au Ra, working around the additional jank of the race, needing something to promote the next expansion like they did with Male Viera, it just doesn't seem plausible to add them in mid expansion now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sure but christ its nearly 2 years away! they didnt wiener tease us with male viera they kinda just did it

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's down.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hitting Crystal doesn't get you the lower rank portraits
    >Have to purposely stop ranking to get the ones I want
    Well shit, here's hoping I won't miss anything later seasons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think so since you can always spam frontlines/rival wings(?) to level up the seasonal pass.

  55. 2 years ago
    FFXIV-INVITECODE:CKDFR9PW

    SERVERTRANSFER STILL DOWN REEEEEEE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That might take hours still, maybe even until tomorrow. They need to verify the data center expansion is stable first.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thank god

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You don't get the portrait rewards for previous ranks
    What if I like the diamond borders more than crystal? I should have just stayed at that rank?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i'm just gonna stop doing crystal conflict for 5 seasons so i get all the other tier achievements

      but seriously i don't understand why you don't just get every reward below the current tier by default

      >don't get every tier reward below yours
      Well that sounds absolutely moronic.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm just gonna stop doing crystal conflict for 5 seasons so i get all the other tier achievements

    but seriously i don't understand why you don't just get every reward below the current tier by default

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >throwing a tantrum over not getting a bronze portrait he'll never use

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        was mostly interested in the titles actually

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude... it's not about the portraits... it's not about the titles... it's about achievement points. The real end game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would imagine they're going to change that once the nips start making posts on the forums

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DRG rework
    DRGbros, its fricking over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, I'm sure the new version will be very interesting to play!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, I'm sure the new version will be very interesting to play!

      I hope they simplify aoe rotation. 3 buttons is just dumb

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I hope they simplify this game even more
        homie its already barely above a fisher price toy in terms of complexity

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >kaiten was still redundant and made the kenki bar less fun to use
          how
          anything is more fun than ogcd fell cleave dump
          play RPR or WAR if you want easy resource dump
          [...]
          play something else if you dont like 3 button AOEs, lots of DPS have easier AOE rotations

          if you dont like how a job play then frick off and play something else instead of asking the devs to bake everything into the same shit

          I hope drg receives the smn treatment. Just to mess with you shitters

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I fully expect that in two expansions every job will be "press all the shiny buttons in whatever order to do big dps, no need to think we already did that for you"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The future is PvP combo actions in PvE and I welcome it because I suck.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Queuing buffs between single button spams is a pain and they will never do it. In PVP I have to use sound triggers to remind me where in the 111111 spam I am so I can weave a buff action before burst

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I hope there will be other competing MMOs on the market by that time. It's not like I NEED to play ff14. It's just the best out there right now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                14 gets points from me by avoiding god awful retention systems that demand you log on every day.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >avoiding god awful retention systems that demand you log on every day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can skip days and not lose progress tho

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can skip days and not lose progress tho

                Not to mention it's all cosmetics and has no connection to player power progression.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                dude that takes less than five minutes, and thats assuming you even care about beast tribes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wish XI would fricking drop its log-in points system.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I hope sam receives the smn treatment just from how pathetic they are about losing a single button

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              tfw SAM gets kaiten back at level 96

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I fricking wish DRKies reee'd as hard about getting raped as hard as they did. Maybe things would be different now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                DRKies are built to suffer, so its fitting their job just gets raped over and over without end

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            SAMbros REEEE'd so hard these homosexual slant-eye devs actually recoiled and considered that not everyone love eating crayons. My expectations aren't high but certainly not as low as it used to be.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            whats the SMN treatment?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              full rework into a 1 button job

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it felt really strange seeing RDM get dethroned as the king of "I feel like facerolling my expert roulette today"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Makes me miss 4.0 SMN where it fricking destroyed expert for little to no effort. Then they kept getting beat with the AoE potency nerfs every single update until the revamp.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Funny thing is that none was clamoring for easier jobs, you had shit like DNC, WAR, RDM, WHM that were plenty easy for anyone who didnt want to think while playing
                But no this is 202X FFXIV and everything has to be moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You forgot SAM, just started it there weeks ago and holy frick is it easy. I'm going to keep playing it though cause I cause it's so broke it can compensate for weak DPS.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm glad u like it anon!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You forgot SAM
                SAM drifting?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Old SMN was also shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It had some jank but it was better than current SMN which feels like a level 60 job

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Old SMN was just a piece of fricking junky boring trash. Both are fricking garbage.
                SMN was never good.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dumb down the job so hard you have to be a literal drooling moron to frick up the roation or not figure it out on your own

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They turned SMN, one of the most complex jobs in the game with what was at the time considered one of the hardest opener to execute, into a brainlet 1 button job that retained next to nothing from old SMN gameplay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >one of the most complex jobs in the game
                It's because of morons like you saying this that we got current SMN.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >one of the most complex jobs in the game

                You have literally no idea what you're talking about got it

                >They turned SMN, one of the most complex jobs in the game
                I can't believe Balance Discord trannies are still pushing thins nonsense.

                What was harder than old SMN at the time then? Tell me.
                Just like every other job it was easy as frick to pick up, but if you wanted to do more than that you had to try harder than anything else except maybe BLM

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >What was harder than old SMN at the time then? Tell me.
                TK MNK
                MCH because of fricking unplayable ping shit autism discord trannies were mad during ShB release too
                BLM

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                SB MCH was the worst fricking job in this games history
                >dogshit levelling experience, couldn't even manage heat until lvl 60-something so you couldn't rely on it for burst
                >using Flamethrower to go into overheat was fricking shit because if your ping was bad, it wouldn't tick the heat gauge and leaving it too long was a hard loss
                >entire job was counter intuitive on how it was played because early on in SB, going into overheat was a dps loss because the devs are morons
                >rotation was rigid as frick but also incredibly easy to frick up thanks to ping/latency issues
                I remember some frick on the OF defending this heap of shit and I have no idea how they could think nuMCH is worse, nuMCH is braindead easy but at least its not borderline unplayable

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're the reason they removed gunmage, thanks for making two jobs play the exact fricking same.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You're the reason they removed gunmage
                I liked gunmage, HW MCH was really fun and you had some wiggle room to actually play and not feel like you were walking on thin ice all the time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's funny gunmage is removed cause you spend so much time doing ogcds that you barely have time to even move around.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                gunmage had the benefit of shot procs being instant, so you could plan around having to move around them, you could also cross class Feint if you really needed to move and didn't have a proc ready
                there was a lot of oGCD vomit though, the opener basically had you load 3 oGCD buffs before you even started casting a single GCD and you almost repeated it every 90s

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the opener basically had you load 3 oGCD buffs before you even started casting a single GCD and you almost repeated it every 90s

                Sounds based tbh, just imagine what mch could have been, an actual gunmage with skills that weren't just straight upgrades. Maybe had all the breath skills like an actual gunmage.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >just imagine what mch could have been
                I've always wondered what MCH would have been like if they built upon the foundation created in HW for it, trimmed some of the fat and built on its strengths instead of being beaten, shit on and gangraped for Stormblood

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds entirely fixable without a rework to be perfectly honest. It's not like current DRK where the fundamentals are inherently off.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >implying MCH isnt latency hell even now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >fix the "tight window to fit a certain amount of gcds" on pretty much every job
                >except MCH
                Why are Yoshi P and his team so moronic?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >because the devs are morons
                It was probably same morons that turned BRD into a caster except that in exchange for losing your autos(which contributed like 20% of your dps)you got 10% damage when HW first came out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Basically when you get used to all this trash and """"master""""" worst fricking job in SB, you become special snowflake. This is why SMNgays liked to overexaggerate the complexity of SMN in pre 5.0 even even after 5.0 so hard than in wester community people were scared to play it just check reddit archives. SB MCH was obviously disaster compared to any other job, even to Tornado Kick MNK that was one of snowflake favorite, though honest. NIN gays were upset in ShB too twice LMAO, remember 5.0 rotation .

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather go back to that jank snowflake shit over the absolute state of job design rn
                It's like they just gave up on designing jobs, they're designing roles instead now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is just logical transformation. XIV isn't old style MMO where you have "roles", proper CC, elemental wheel n shiet, buff/debuff heavy play. The main content isn't like Baldesion Arsenal or open world giga Fate bosses. It's arena fighting with 8 people against 1 boss. And the fights designed with one setup in mind (2 tanks, 2 healers, 4 dps) not in "I don't give a shit" style you can see in old MMO.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not much of an RPG is it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's way harder than back in the day to get oranges now that every job has no skill floor anymore
                You have to join barse runs specifically now to rangle together 7 other people that aren't morons that will take advantage of buff windows for the rDPS

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You forgot
                >didn't crit enough? Enjoy your purple

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >NIN gays were upset in ShB too
                I mean, anything was better than NIN's 500 buttons a minute from SB. Tenshijin was unbearable.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >NIN gays
                I'm still fricking astonished it took them until the 5.1 rework to make it so TenChiJin automatically fired off when you hit the mudra instead of mudra->cast->mudra->cast, it should have worked like that from the very start

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm always really sceptical when XIV players start talking about 'jank' because limitations and quirks that you have to play around are where pretty much all of a job's personality and fun come from. Having different challenges to overcome define a job's differences. Don't get me wrong, having pet AI eat your abilities isn't the sort of thing I'm talking about, but outright design decisions like animation lock is. If they removed cast times from BLM tomorrow half of you frickers would be out here praising it and saying that the fact BLM needed to stand still was 'janky'.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the only thing "hard" about old smn was how fricking rigid it was in its boring-ass dots rotation

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >one of the most complex jobs in the game

                You have literally no idea what you're talking about got it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >They turned SMN, one of the most complex jobs in the game
                I can't believe Balance Discord trannies are still pushing thins nonsense.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That video he's literally using macros, you think we're stupid? You can literally see his hotbar flash with the different skill icons aswell as the actual hotbar flashing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's using a /hotbar change action in the macro

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >complex
                >slap dots on mob and do a 5 year long rotation just to summon something when the class is called summoner
                The rework is great and fits how a summoner should be.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                its aesthetically the most fitting for a SMN, but
                >The rework is great
                what's so great about it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I get to summon shit to do a huge attack like most FF games and I love it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >its flashy so its good
                no wonder yoshida is praised by everyone if this is all it takes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who cares? You know for a fact everyone has your summon set to the lowest possible size so whats the point if no one else sees? If you have it set too big yourself you wont see what the boss is doing and the entire screen gets flashabanged.

                Soulless raidgays don't matter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even raid homie I just like making fun of people who enjoy a job that thinks nuSMN isn't babytier garbage
                actual toys for toddlers require more effort than SMN

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to raid to be competent or good at the game turboshitter

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who cares? You know for a fact everyone has your summon set to the lowest possible size so whats the point if no one else sees? If you have it set too big yourself you wont see what the boss is doing and the entire screen gets flashabanged.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you wipe to dungeons then?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's great and all but big flashy colours are not enough to distract me from the fact I'm bored to tears playing it. Here's some gameplay of the leaked 7.0 job I think will suit your tastes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                NuSMN is literally ShB with the dots stripped out and instead of spamming ruin you spam the shiny button under each summon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >SMN should be the job where ever button does the same thing with a different animation
                I think the most comedic part of the new version of the job is that people still somehow find ways to frick up the baby tier """rotation"""

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The high crime of making it actually fun to play.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I guess trying not to fall asleep mid-duty adds an extra challenge.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can do the exact same thing for BLM and RDM.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >using a meme macro
                Opinion discarded.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I guess trying not to fall asleep mid-duty adds an extra challenge.

                At least SMN is summoning shit and not shitty dot mage

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                let me guess, playing with one of these bad boys is the highlight of your day?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You have a braindead tank, a braindead caster, a braindead melee, SAM is quite literally idiot-proofed, a braindead caster, the entire ranged DPS role but one within that role that is particularly braindead, and the entire healer role kept perpetually in special education with no hopes of even getting a single more engaging playstyle in case the existence of something different scatters the casuals to the four winds. You are catered to. You have all the choice in the world. Why do you insist on spoiling things other people find fun?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Heavensward days are over, get used to it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Someone should ask that to the the morons in charge of this game

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Post the rare Illberds

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have a RPRberd

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe instead of Limited Jobs, they should have gone with something like Advanced Jobs and that way they didn't have to cater to all the Cure I spamming morons who would still complain even if all Jobs had SMN level "complexity"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Make all its attacks some kind of jumps and I’m happy

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's Gaia

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You had one job, SE.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >500
      Wow that's cool, I get a 502 instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, those world transfers to the new servers are going to be delayed for a week at least.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too many people are trying to find a buddy to jerk off with on Crystal.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people are getting locked out of the game due to DC travel errors
    I was just joking about Yoshida gutting the XIV staff to finish 16, but it just keeps happening.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh sweet, the maintenance is over.

    >log in
    >check retainers and send them back
    >log out

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >XIVtroons still believe pressing more buttons = complex rotation
    The PVP style combos are good for job like DRG.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pressing more buttons = complex rotation
      yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      having more shit to push is more complex than pushing less
      this cannot be disputed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this cannot be disputed
        But it can. DRG is pretty static. His two 4 buttons combos take some space.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah MNK presses like 7 buttons and its the hardest job in the game to optimize

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Withdraw.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >zone into a dungeon in-progress
      >players are in the middle of arguing with each other
      >once they stop and actually start playing, you see exactly why the other player left

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I try not to do ANYTHING in progress if I can help it, there's usually a reason why a spot opened up.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Data center system temporarily unavailable [300]
    We did it bros.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will tell you exactly why they removed Kaiten, it's because RDM stole the animation for it for Resolution, check if you don't believe me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just checked and its very close but
      theres no way right

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's true. Honestly I don't know how SAM mains didn't realize sooner that their animation got stolen by RDM.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >spinning a katana then showing it forward
      >switching to reverse grip and thrusting the pummel forward in a low crouch
      This has to be the most moronic post of the day, congratulations.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reintroduce kaiten as a $4.99 emote on mog station

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    EU sisters, what's the best server to ERP? Playing as a shotafell looking for big bulky roes to call daddy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      make an alt on Balmung

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chaos if you are gay and french Light if you are gay (femboi) and german/nordic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna suggest rolling an alt on crystal but since Germans are all shotacons it's probably better to roll a character on Light.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      F-List. Alternatively, Crystal. I honestly don't really like ERPing on XIV because the character limitation and single line chatbox is real uncomfy so I end up using N++ when I do degenerate things in-game.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"Amazing"
      lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well they had to make it fit on the thing after all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >commiefornia

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do not enjoy the two minute thing to be quite honest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's boring because nothing matters outside of the 2 minute window for most jobs.

      You forgot SAM, just started it there weeks ago and holy frick is it easy. I'm going to keep playing it though cause I cause it's so broke it can compensate for weak DPS.

      SAM is mediocre to garbage tier right now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's unironically the king if not in the hands of an idiot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only way to unfrick this would be to make all buffs personal so people can't benefit from each others buffs
      But then why play a MMO or different jobs at all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >But then why play a MMO or different jobs at all
        I mean a two minute window is almost exactly the same as making all buffs personal. The end-goal is the same: To remove decision-making, communication, and synergy from party composition and buff-play. It's really not all that different.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >and buff-play
          Which is why I don't understand why Dance Partner & single-targeted AST cards still exist.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/FF_XIV_EN/status/1544268200795377667

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people stuck in the void
      Just as master Golbez decreed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The same shit happened with world visiting except you were stuck on destination world and yet people couldn't wait to ERP with their cross dc frens. The power of coom blinds your mind

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think the characters or models in this game are that sexy. That's not be trying to be like HURR YOUR WAIFU IS TRASH or something, I just don't the appeal? I'm sure part of it is that the models are probably dated, this game is almost 10 years old right? Maybe if they updated the models it'd look better, who knows.

    But yeah I seriously don't get why people jerk off to this game all the time. From modding it to doing ERP and whatever the frick you do outside of the game, I don't understand the appeal. The cat and bunny girls don't look that different than the 100s of other animal girls out there. The lizard girls at least have more scales if you're into that sort of shit. I don't think anyone gives a damn about the other races, except maybe legal e-girls for lalafells. But none of the designs are especially sexy? The armor and clothing isn't that sexy either, it leans more towards cool or cute than sexual. I don't see ANY sex appeal in this game.

    Listen I get I'm like, the only fricking guy who doesn't get it and I'm sure I'm going to get a lot of comments assuming I'm just gay or whatever. But seriously, there are way sexier games out there that don't attract nearly as much attention so what's the big deal? Is this like Pokemon where there's nothing inherently sexy in the games themselves but people just draw tons of porn because its popular and easy to get attention? And then everyone kinda correlates the porn to the game itself and lewd the game despite there being nothing sexy about it? For fricks sake, people genuinely forget that Hex Maniac is as almost flat as a board. She is, look at her official art. This will blow coomer's minds because everyone is so used to the porn version of her we all forgot she's a fricking stick in a poofy dress

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why do people have different tastes than me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, you need more?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        FRICK YOU VIERA BOING BOING

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, yeah. Obviously. For gods sake I'm not a horny 14 year old. You see people wear that much or less outside on the street anyway, who fricking cares?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >still no beach episode with the Scions
          what the FRICK

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only after the twins model change

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any xiv thread with a bunny op is a good xiv thread

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Trailer is about afking in limsa
      They know their audience.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      impeccable style

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember last expac's pixie quests giving a stupid amount of XP like the fully ranked up hippo ones are. Nearly a free level every other day for next to no effort. Don't have to touch a single roulette and everything will be 80->90 before 6.3.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pixies always gave around 3/4 of a level possibly a little bit more

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of Machinist I've been thinking about picking it up, maybe. I'm still in ARR, just beat Garuda 2 days ago. I'm a lv52 monk and I'm not really feeling it. I've heard people say that lv60 is when monk really pops off because you get blitz, and people say its actually 70 because you get all of your skills. But I've also heard people say if I'm not liking it now I'm not going to like it 20 levels later and to be honest I think that's more closer to the truth.

    So anyway, I was thinking machinist because I think guns in a fantasy setting is kinda cool. Watching Garleans just mow down 99% of the Scions in Waking Sands because Scions are just dumbasses with swords while the Garleans have fricking guns is great. I want a gun now, guns are the goddamn future.

    But yeah looking at this thread it seems machinist has some issues? I've done my own digging too and my understanding is like
    >Machinist is a DPS class that lacks damage
    >It just consistently spits out not quite baby damage but it does it constantly
    >It's kind of a pet class because it has a robot that follows you and does auto attacks for you? You can also use skills to make it do shit

    I'm not really seeing the point of a DPS class that doesn't do a lot of damage. It'd be one thing if they offered more utility but my understanding is that machinist is quite selfish so its not even like they're half support or anything either right? So like, what the frick is the point? Should I just pick a different class or am i stuck with monk until 90, slowly doing fricking circles around an enemy as I punch them in the back and then the flank and then the back again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MCH isn't as weak as people make it out to be, it has the lowest dps overall in Savage raids, but in general content such as dungeons, trials and normal raids, you literally won't notice and will very likely out dps other players quite handily provided you keep your GCDs rolling
      the turret/robot is effectively a glorified DoT effect, you can choose when to summon it and you can prematurely make it use its ult, but that's all the interaction there is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >but in general content such as dungeons, trials and normal raids
        >but in content where the dps contributions of a dps job with no support don't matter...
        lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's fricking boring, you get absolutely nothing new from 72 until you hit level 90. Thats how fricking bad machinist is, a whole 18 levels dedicated to passives that change nothing about how it plays.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MCH is perfectly fine as a physical ranged unless you're only looking at the very top tiers of damage where it starts to look bad because it doesn't offer any party buffs. They seem to be balancing the freedom of movement (=it's easier) the physical ranged jobs get by making them do less damage, so that's the point I guess.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This meme mobility tax is moronic and shouldn't exist anymore
        Even BLM has moron tier mobility between extended Ice phase, 2 triplecast and dashes on demand

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The tax is valid, it's still harder to play BLM or melee than any ranged DPS even with the mobility tools. SMN is DNC tier though so maybe SMN should just do phys ranged dps.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It did but I guess they thought it needed to match/be slightly above Raise bot magr for some reason

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw MNK is the only fun melee after they slaughter DRG next patch
    >NIN is just 123 the job with 2 minute windows that make you piano your controller/keyboard
    >RPR is braindead outside of gauge management sometimes
    >SAM is even easier than RPR

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Monk
      >Fun
      Personally I find monk braindead. Yes there's more braindead classes but its not as if monk is particularly standout. It doesn't do enough to stand out, its just a DPS class that trades damage for speed. And its not even that fast.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MNK should have kept its positionals though. They took away most of the fun stuff and perfect balance with an additional button at the end, I mean blitz, really doesn't add that much either. It's still my favourite job but autistic optimization aside, it's just as braindead as the rest nowadays.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    604865418
    Nice try but you're wrong. I'm not giving you any (you)s for being a baiting moron.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    crazy how jobs are becoming so fricking shit that even my casual FC members are talking about it
    they fricked up haven't they

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having job complexity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss that this so much bros
      What did they do to this game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine having job complexity

        Remember the memes and DREAMS about skill speed DRG?
        Japs even made meme about Three DRG from HW

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only thing bad about this was RNG positionals because of jump
      Rest was fun

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder the LoV tournament is currently ongoing!

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you guys are getting sick of your main job getting fricked by the dev team, consider swapping to Black Mage. Yoshida will pull the plug on this game before letting anything happen to it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's hilarious that they nefed blm shield in pvp but buffed the job outright just beneath it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sell me on black mage, what does it even do? I was under the impression it was just
      >Put down magic circle
      >Never leave circle
      >Spam spells
      >jerk off over big numbers
      Which is fine and all but it does sound a bit repetitive and braindead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Put down magic circle
        >Never leave circle
        yeah, for like 30s every 2 minutes
        >spam spells
        is this not what every caster does?
        >jerk off over big numbers
        BLM does shit out some great numbers, its true
        honestly it has a rigid structure but you have a lot of room to make adjustments and you need to plan ahead how to best use your mobility tools, or else you bleed damage really hard, it requires the most attention of all the casters easily

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Rigid structure
          >Have room to make adjustments
          Which is it then? You can't be rigid AND flexible. I'm also not seeing what the point of black mage is over any other caster except maybe more pure damage? But that's just kinda, eh. That's like picking white mage because it does the most healing and no one gives a SHIT about white mage

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You have a checklist to get through each phase. As long as you get those things done, you have wiggle-room in how they get done. Contrasting with something like DRG or PLD, where their rotation is almost entirely linear and deviations from that path frick you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >PLD
              >Rigid

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but its only when you optimize hard that BLM becomes rigid and counter-untuitive.
            It's one of the most flexible jobs rotation wise, you need to make some quick decisions and plan ahead when to use things like triplecast or where to put down ley lines,... it's a blast to play after you get Fire IV.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            BLM is the selfish caster, it does more damage than RDM and SMN, by a decent amount when played well
            its rigitiy comes from the fact that your standard rotation will be using Fire spells until out of MP, then going into Ice phase to refresh your mp, dots, and umbral hearts, you have some flexibility in that you can insert a Xenoglossy for movement/damage if you need to, or use a Thundercloud proc, you can also prematurely end your fire phase early if the boss is gonna become untargettable
            it sounds like you are just trying to sound mad at BLM for no reason, its fun man

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nu-SMN flows so well bros its so fun

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >seething SMN main who bought into the meme that it was actually complex and challenging before
    Many such cases.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please undulusutandu

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what does the s2 battle pass look like

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >forced into 24 hour maintenance just for dc visit
    >dc visit broken

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be worth it. Just you wait and see.

  90. 2 years ago
    FFXIV-INVITECODE:CKDFR9PW

    LET ME SERVER TRANSFER AAAAAAAAH

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rember when spamming a single button was your rotation for leveling DRG to 20 something to get b4b? Remember when heavy thrust didn't give you the buff if you didn't hit the positional? Yup, those were the days

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now people are just making straight up lies in order to fit in

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black person how new r u
        He's not wrong, there was a patch during the final coil release where they changed that about DRG because NIN dropped.
        Hope you have a nice day newbie troon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing about that was made up. DRG unlocked its base 123 rotation so late, that spamming the first attack was more effective than doing 12 because most of the combo damage was loaded onto the third skill. And to make things worse, you had to level that shit job to 34, not 20.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was actually that the 2nd combo's starter(impulsive drive I think) was stronger than the base 12 combo. Yeah, SE is something when it comes to this game's damage numbers, and leveling was so much more painful back then if you didn't have a tank buddy for those fast queues

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol remember when scholar got miasma 2 was it? The aoe one? Then they removed it cause we kept spamming it for the initial damage hit

    >NOOOOOOOOOO DONT USE IT LIKE THAT!!!!!

    Frick sake yoshi.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And then they replaced it with Art of War which was basically same potency but without the DoT, which didn't matter because we were spamming it anyways until the pack was dead?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Art is weaker than that was. Sorry babe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on the party. AoW is less MP than M2, so you could maintain mashing it longer in a shit dungeon group.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SCH is literally the "No Fun Allowed" job, anytime it gets anything fun, its removed
      >used to be able to spread DoT effects to enemies, the only healer to be able to do so
      >had a trait that sped up your aetherflow cooldown when you used aetherflow skills
      >Expedient was nerfed because frick fun
      >could use Miasma II instead of Ruin 2 for the DoT effect for a very minor bit of optimisation
      >had a ground effect spell that debuffed enemies
      >fairies used to be able to do different shit, Selene even had an AoE esuna
      SCH is the worst job by virtue that it constantly just gets its nuts kicked in every now and then for no reason

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>had a trait that sped up your aetherflow cooldown when you used aetherflow skills
        What's ass is they took the trait away, and left Aetherflow's CD at 60s instead of bringing it to 45s which is basically what that trait did if you used your three charges within the window.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        used to be able to do different shit, Selene even had an AoE esuna
        Only fight that was ever relevant on was T7S, and she didn't even have that ability when T7S was relevant.

        Shit would have been nice for TEA for the 4x Throttle esunaing though, but Selene was long since butchered by then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why did they put the separate fairy GCD on your own GCD
        why
        who asked for this
        whose idea was it
        why
        WHY

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >who asked for this
          I did
          >why
          so schgays would suffer

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >SCH continues to generate unlimited salt from wh*te mages years after it's been brought in line with the rest
            Looking forward to these posts even on the day of XIV shutdown.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It sucks they never leaned into the concept of skills usable mid-cast outside of the era of old style SCH/SMN.

          Not that their engine could handle it currently since it all relies on one action per actor.
          Which is why raid fights have a bunch of invisible actors casting the 'other' AoEs under the same name

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Which is why raid fights have a bunch of invisible actors casting the 'other' AoEs under the same name
            yet another thing I can add to the list of dumb shit the game does to get around the monolith of ramen noodles coding
            did you know that circle AOEs are registered server side but different shaped AOEs are registered client side? funny how that works huh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >for no reason
        >He doesn't remember the constant whining white mages in every fc every forum every reddit post and every post on Ganker
        >for no reason

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesnt have <Crystal Keeper>
    OH NO NO NO
    LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
    ><Platinum Bearer>
    AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not Crystal Bearer because 1.0gays would seethe
      Great.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was Crystal Bearer for English when 6.1 dropped. All the other languages had a different title than the 1.0 one. Glad they changed it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was crystal before patch now I am diamond 5 why is that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Upon the commencement of Season Two, you will be placed five risers below your final placement in Season One, with zero Rising Stars
        That's why, read the patch notes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What about the achievement? Got none

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You get it when you talk to an NPC in the Wolf Tier Pier PVP hub.

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Caring about big numbers

    Honestly after the first 1k I stopped giving a frick about the numbers on screen, it went to shit after the kino of ARR in more ways than just gameplay.

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How different is BLM from 5.0 to 6.0? Might come back lads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >5.0 BLM
      Based
      >6.0 BLM
      Gigabased but not even in TOP 3 DPS LMAO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How does paradox even fit in normal blm rotation? Are you supposed to use it every time in both modes or?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It replaces fire 1 and is instant cast in your ice phase. So yeah.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In fire it replaces fire 1so it doesn't change anything, in ice it's another filler gcd that's also good for movement

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Basically. In Fire it replaces F1 that you use to refresh your timer, and in Ice it let's you use an extra GCD so you don't have to worry about mana ticks.

          Also you can use it for Transpose memery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's overall the same, except you end up with some high tier memes since you get a pretty strong spell if you use Transpose.

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is 60 BLM much different from 90?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Level 90 BLM still has the same skeleton (Fire 4) as a level 60 BLM, so in a way it doesn't change as much as it did between 50 and 60, but there's a whole bunch of extra shit at max level.

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >put on my RP tag
    >type "wu/t erp" in my search info
    Is it that easy? Do I need a /c/ or a caard or can I just start plowing Elezen girls in public?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah do it in /say chat and assert your dominance.

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AGHHHHH I NEED TO DO FUN QUESTS AND TRIALS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >People seething over about having to do 2-3 hours of content (when skipping cutscenes) as part of a relic grind
      I really don't gt the outrage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >AHHH I GET NICE GLAMS AND EMOTES NOOOOOOOO SAVE ME RAIDERMANN

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chaos
    I'm going to breed you with my massive Light wiener

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go to bed Jack

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Light
      Is it even alive?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >is the non-frenchie DC alive
        It is and it's getting ALPHA and RAIDEN

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you think light is dead?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Chaos was pretty much main PVE hub and Light is "PVP" and later PVE fcs start transferring to Chaos before EW. With Feasts being dead I assumed all PVPkeks will abandon Light too

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >PVE PVP
            What? It was always about Frenchie vs Germie

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not only.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it was and is

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not only. Did you even play before Light existence? Biggest pve severs remained in Chaos. They have nothing to do with Moogle.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >before
                Everything split mostly evenly and has been even more even since the playerbase boom, schizo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Everything split mostly evenly
                No this is wrong. And clears/servers population are proofs of it. Nothing to schizo about it. Are you new?

          • 2 years ago
            FFXIV-INVITECODE:CKDFR9PW

            absolute mentally ill bullshit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            pretty sure it was just that frogs went to chaos and krauts went to light, both are complete dogshit so pick your poison

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I hate both too, but putting anything on the same level with frogs is outright insulting. At least most krauts make an attempt to speak english which is something I can't say about frenchies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                frogs are shit at the game and are completely clueless
                krauts are shit at the game and also fricking angry all the time
                their about the same on the shit sucking scale

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A stunning reversal of standard affairs in multiplayer games. Please tell me Germans still use emotes like 2010s era teen girls, I don't think my heart could take it if that stopped.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Full of Krauts but its alive

        I'm so tired of this game. I'm not really having fun with the game but I bought the fricking thing plus a sub plus endwalker so I have to stick with it or I wasted my money
        >Sunken cost fallacy
        Yeah so what? Doesn't make me feel any different about it. I'm still going to play it even if it makes me miserable. I'm just looking for ways to make it more enjoyable. I really am trying. But its so hard trying to find unbiased advice because everyone wants to shill their favorite class so hard or make empty promises about when the game finally gets good
        >bro just wait until you get your soul crystal at lv30 then your class really opens up
        >Bro just wait until you get to lv50 and you do your job quests that's when it really gets going
        >bro just wait until 60 when you get X skill that changes everything
        >Bro just wait until 90 when you unlock everything that's the only way to enjoy your class
        >Bro the story in FFXIV is so good
        >Just not the big you're doing right now, the next bit
        >Naw I meant the next bit
        >The bit after this I swear
        >I know you're doing a lot of meaningless walking back and forth and chores for NPCs and the pacing feels really off but I swear the story gets good any second now
        >You just need to put in 60 hours of pure story only content before ARR gets good I swear
        >Bro ARR isn't good at all you need to do HW now that's when the story picks up just dedicate another 60 hours to rush through the story
        >Naw bro why you so mad everyone knows its actually SB where the story picks up

        I have almost 300 fricking hours in this game and I'm always being told the "good part" is right around the corner but it never fricking comes. How do you enjoy this game? I'm serious. Is it one of those "its only fun with friends" type shit all along? Is that what my problem is? I know I'm complaining a lot but I'm putting in a lot of fricking time and effort to genuinely try and give this a fair shot.

        If you don't like it now you won't like it later bro
        Just cut your losses there and quit

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so tired of this game. I'm not really having fun with the game but I bought the fricking thing plus a sub plus endwalker so I have to stick with it or I wasted my money
    >Sunken cost fallacy
    Yeah so what? Doesn't make me feel any different about it. I'm still going to play it even if it makes me miserable. I'm just looking for ways to make it more enjoyable. I really am trying. But its so hard trying to find unbiased advice because everyone wants to shill their favorite class so hard or make empty promises about when the game finally gets good
    >bro just wait until you get your soul crystal at lv30 then your class really opens up
    >Bro just wait until you get to lv50 and you do your job quests that's when it really gets going
    >bro just wait until 60 when you get X skill that changes everything
    >Bro just wait until 90 when you unlock everything that's the only way to enjoy your class
    >Bro the story in FFXIV is so good
    >Just not the big you're doing right now, the next bit
    >Naw I meant the next bit
    >The bit after this I swear
    >I know you're doing a lot of meaningless walking back and forth and chores for NPCs and the pacing feels really off but I swear the story gets good any second now
    >You just need to put in 60 hours of pure story only content before ARR gets good I swear
    >Bro ARR isn't good at all you need to do HW now that's when the story picks up just dedicate another 60 hours to rush through the story
    >Naw bro why you so mad everyone knows its actually SB where the story picks up

    I have almost 300 fricking hours in this game and I'm always being told the "good part" is right around the corner but it never fricking comes. How do you enjoy this game? I'm serious. Is it one of those "its only fun with friends" type shit all along? Is that what my problem is? I know I'm complaining a lot but I'm putting in a lot of fricking time and effort to genuinely try and give this a fair shot.

    • 2 years ago
      FFXIV-INVITECODE:CKDFR9PW

      >playing something he doesn't like for 300 hours
      kys troon or go back to wow

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is the only MMO I've ever played.

        If you didn't like Heavensward, you're not going to like the rest.

        Full of Krauts but its alive
        [...]
        If you don't like it now you won't like it later bro
        Just cut your losses there and quit

        Spent money on it, my autism won't allow me to quit. Let's try another tact, what's the big dick meta class that I can just shit through all content with so I can just get it over and done with. If I can "finish" the game then my autism will finally let me go.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Every class is good, pick a tank if you want fast queue for the mandatory dungeons/trials etc
          Good luck anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          WAR is pretty easy, but I don't think there's anything really that makes the experience faster

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Every class is good, pick a tank if you want fast queue for the mandatory dungeons/trials etc
            Good luck anon

            Tank might be a good idea. I'm sick of waiting an hour for dungeon queues. My timezone is way too different from everyone else's so by the time I get home at a normal time and try to play its always like 2am in the morning for everyone else.

            That being said, i actually tried the free trial for this game 5 years ago? i tried a marauder in Limsa and I stopped playing on the same day because it was so fricking boring being a tank class with one damage ability and no actual tanking skills, slowly killing animals in a field and dying to a jellyfish. Maybe its changed now, maybe I was just moronic and I don't remember because it was so long ago. I'm actually super worried that non dungeon content will be such a slog because I'm basically soloing all overworld content as a tank so I'm doing zero damage, or I'll attract a million junk mobs to be my accident and it will make moving around a chore.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Play Dark Knight or Gunbreaker if you want a tank with decent gameplay, bro.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >slowly killing animals in a field and dying to a jellyfish

              OH NON ON ONONO HAHAHHAHAHAAHAH THIS IS THE SKILL LEVEL OF SOMEONE WHO INSULTS FFXIV HAHAHHAHAHA CANT EVEN KILL A JELLYFISH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAHAH OMFG LOL LMAO

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >dying to jellyfish in the field
              fricking moron holy shit lmao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >dying to a jellyfish in the starting area
              anon...I think this game might a little bit above your level

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you didn't like Heavensward, you're not going to like the rest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry anon, you've already beaten the game so you can quit.

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh my GOSH! it's hecking IFRIT FROM FINAL FANTASY III !!

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Crystal Kekers getting all uppity about their rank
    YWNBA(D)W
    (You will never be a Diamond Wolf)
    Also you will never ride the glorious Feast gamer throne.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How much did it cost you to get into that win trading disc?

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh no I missed getting my big green tornado under buffs, there goes my 99 parse

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SMN is good cause it has res!!!!

    You realise how much it sets you back to actually use a swiftcasted res? No I won't res for you dumb shit healer, do it yourself.

    >SMN still has physick which is mind stat based

    ??????????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You realise how much it sets you back to actually use a swiftcasted res?
      a ruin III cast?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shit hold on I need to delete my post, I forgot the pickle rick pepe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thats right honey, bickle rick!

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How mandatory is all this grinding shit? Raids and relic weapons and all that jazz? I don't give a shit at all, can I just skip it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      normal raids are casual content, you don't even need to grind those, its only Savage you would have to grind out
      relic weapons are completely optional

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >relic weapons are completely optional
        *but you'll run out of shit to do fast if you want to still play the game between expansions when the relic grind is released.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Raids and relic weapons and all that jazz?
      All optional endgame content.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only mandatory grind the game has is the 300 hour single-player questline.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      XIV is anti grind. Its' MMO where you don't have content 10 hours later after new patch release. Few existing grinds are blessing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It differs. Relics and raids are inherently optional side content. Alliance raids (21 man) have been woven into the narrative over the years and are slowly become mandatory to continue the story campaign. The Crystal Tower used to be completely optional until it became a prerequisite for Shadowbringers a little bit afterwards and dooming Alliance raid roulette into a cycle of shitty lv.50 content.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dooming Alliance raid roulette into a cycle of shitty lv.50 content.
        That's not why. It was like that before ShB came out too. It's because people lower their gearscore deliberately to get put into easier alliance raids. Alliance roulette is the best example of why you shouldn't listen to xiv players about Eureka because even the most casual of players will blatantly optimise the fun away if it means getting their dailies done faster.

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw still down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Deal w/ it

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Still only 1 dungeon per MAJOR patch
    >Still only 1 tiral per MAJOR patch
    >Raids are literal striking dummys and devs so creatively bankrupt even if your party is skilled you will still see the same mechanics repeated
    >Alliance raids even worse than raids
    >All content made moron proof so trannies can play dress up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Still only 1 dungeon per MAJOR patch
      >Still only 1 tiral per MAJOR patch
      They cut down on quantity to polish them more, okay? stop complaining, incel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Polish

        Oh you mean polish like the country? Cause thats how shitty they are.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh you mean polish like the country? Cause thats how shitty they are.
          I chuckled

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Alliance raids even worse than raids
      It's the last place in the game where they dare having some fun creative mechanics that isn't 8 gays tapdancing in a perfect circle shaped arena

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would like to blame normies but its also raidgays who are at fault here, demanding ultimate content be made for them when only 1% of the player base even bothers with savage. Everyone has always complained about the lack of midcore content but they seem to either making something ballbustingly hard or so easy that you fall asleep halfway through.

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's up

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