>it's over
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>it's over
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Why? Wasn't it the game that had killed WoW?
Because they wouldn't do it unless they got a million seasons and nobody wanted to pay for four years of a show with 10 minutes of action per expansion
WoW is back, Dragonflight is the most played expansion ever and Asmongold Himself confirmed The War Within will save retail.
you mean most botted expansion ever
the copium goes real hard
y'all need an intervention holy frick
forgive him, blizzard just lost 3/4 of its employees today
It's nothing to do with the game's success, it's some tv show that was far too overly ambitious. It's better they cancel it before it becomes dependant on game money for it's existence.
>it's some tv show that was far too overly pozzed
ftfy, it would have killed FF even faster had it released
did you get dumped by a blue haired landwhale, anon
You're not wrong, I'm nothing but happy hearing it's been cancelled. We all know the sub money isn't used only for FFXIV but I'd have been beyond pissed if they were using it for that t.v. show as well, glad it's cancelled.
You kinda sold yourself on it being le pozzed, stick to Ganker with that.
>cringe tranime shit acted out by real people
never a good idea.
japshit cartoons and games are cringe enough as is
I thought oooo daddy of light came out like a decade ago
>fall in love with your son in a video game
based and kino
>irl fan/son dies
>yoshi-p makes sage
kino
sheeeit the son died too? what happened
monkeypox
?si=n5ilVZlc1oSZtfjE
Yakuza killed him over a 1,481.00¥ bet, during the murder trial, the hitman also said "Iwata struggled too"
he had cancer, turned out he was friends with yoshi or something, he was also a big gundam fan and yoshi would visit him in the hospital with gundam toy gifts
its also the reason why they did the g warrior arc.
plebbit have it documented i think, the son went for maidy or something like that as his in game persona
Damn, that’s sad.
men of choose female characters in an RPG with a character editor make me uncomfortable
have a nice day tourist
This is the reason Yoshi-P is my gamedev, my guy. He is real.
>Makes gundam job with funnels
>No fricking NU reference
frick off this sounds like fricking PR made up bullshit, inb4 no a billion dollar corporation would never do that!
>father and son who played FFXIV but the father didn't know that the son was really the female character he was catfishing him
what did they mean by this?
eww what the frick is wrong with the japs?
It's not true.
Nothing because that didn't happen. Unlike with american coomers, Japs don't pretend to be the sex of their character nor try to catfish lonely men.
god damn what is wrong with asiatics?
I mean it's a country where it's not considered to be rape if you frick your daughter and she's too scared to resist it.
wtf i hate japan now and they should become more like america and embrace immigration and LGBTQIAA++ values!
Reminds of the father who used to post clips of his daughter in the shower.
Bullet dodged
GOOD, that shit was being done by the same studio that did netflix witcher
SO MUCH THIS!
>that shit was being done by the same studio that did netflix witcher
they dodged a howitzer
>entire series would be about Mhigger refugees who dindu nuffin storming the palace in Ul'dah
Wew lads
This, when I read it was cancelled and saw who was involved with making it I squeezed out another poop and read the next story.
Remember when writers used to actually write?
yes i also watched finding nemo as a child
OH THANK GOD
>Squeenix actually showing some integrity
Holy shit. Odds that the cancellation was because of communications breakdown between Squeenix and the production company?
Good.
They couldn't find enough trannies still alive for a accurate adaptation
Good news, thank you!
Noooo I wanted SE to waste money like the morons they are.
please just stick to turn-based ATB jrpgs from now on
A victory for WoWchads
hilarious for them to blame covid. i mean what fricking year is it?
Good
When has a live action series based on a game been anything other than shit?
>Captura de tela
So, I think it's fair to say the ESL monkeys are gonna go crazy now that the 2000 layoffs at Xbox studios were announced, Mike Ybarra is out, and the survival slop Blizzard was working on is cancelled, right?
Why have brownoids still not moved past basic tribalism?
Companies and businesses have become their stand in for religion and tribe.
Should brownoids be cut off from the internet?
So... do they frick?
That is never implied. Cirina just doesn't like getting hit on by Little Sun.
They frick me, both at the same time, while the mammets watch
no Sadu wants to annihilate Little Sun's virgin butthole with the thickest peg she can get, and Cirina is into Hien with Yugiri playing ninja wingman
Sadu talks a big game, but she's no match for Mol Pussy
Yea, EW turned her into a cringe dyke because straight men aren't allowed to be happy in this fujoge
>*sip*
>tea
gay
real lalas drink ale
I will make an ale shot when I get home then
If Pinklala ever finds my data out in the wild they can do whatever(within reason) they want
more of this lala
can I jack off to you in game...
when you both collabing?
sex
wheeee
Good. Too much B tier talent was going to write, produce and direct that garbage. We've got enough vidya adaption cringe out there already.
What ilvl gear do the alliance raids drop, I'm getting titled at not getting the one single fricking armor piece from raids
Always 10 below raid gear, same as augmented crafted.
650 from thaleia and 640 from anabesios
If you aren't high end raiding be patient at get the 650 gear from the vendor at Raz and upgrade it to 660 with the alliance raid. It's not like it's a race to gear up right now anyway, we're 7ish months out until the next xpac without any new content comkng
I have been capping tomes since 6.4 released and I'll only finish all jobs by next week. This is WITH savage gear. The pace at which you acquire tome gear is absolutely ridiculous for a game that claims you can play every job.
dw too much about gear, it'll all get replaced come 7.0 and there's not really anything requiring it....it just makes savage reclears faster/easier
Pictomancer Krile sexo
>keeps making movie schlock
>keeps failing
How long is it going to take them to figure this shit out? And how is a quarter century not long enough to figure it out?
why is everything getting cancelled/fired today? fiscal calendar shenanigans?
yes, mass layoffs at the end of the month are usually done cause the company doesn't want to have to pay for any outstanding employee benefits carrying over into the next month
tech industry on the decline, economy in general on the decline, covid boost is long over, ESG collapsing, cheaper labor in thrid world countries.
Take your pick
SE management is completely out of touch and can't stop making baffling business decisions.
Is cancelling a bad Netflix/Amazon live action series a baffling business decision though?
The fact that such an abysmally terrible idea ever made it out of the elevator pitch is already alarming enough.
Yeah. I wouldn't say no to an anime or French animation though.
I still have some hope for the FF IX sequel animation.
was there any announcements about layoffs at SE?
I thought he was talking about the xbox shit going on at the moment
because it seems like this show wasn't going anywhere for a while now, and people just now realized that it was dead
Are you moronic? A live action ffxiv would have been the death of the game, maybe you want that. It would have been bad.
https://pastebin.com/rirHmeAZ
Lalagay filter.
It takes 2 seconds to add a pixel right before you post with Gankerx
Feel free to? Because they sure don't.
thank you
>558 lines
jesus, that's even more than pso2 general and it was deliberately spammed by some autists for months
>Live-Action
Fricking imagine what that would've looked like.
>CGI Lalafells
That's the reason it got canned. The budget to properly adapt the game was too high for anyone to be interested, and the time they were looking for people to sell the show to was right before COVID hit.
>check roulettes
>tank needed
>queue as tank
>2 minutes pass, eventually "#8 in queue" appears
>check needed role again
>it's DPS
>queue as DPS
>wait 2 minutes
>check again
>it's still DPS
>queue healer
>instant pop
They need to fix this shit
Adventurer in need is probably based on proportional class population. Healers are pretty much always instant queues regardless of roulette need. It's up to you whether you want to save a few minutes or get some bonuses.
it's obviously random
main reason for healer shortage is it barely gets adventurer in need
it's instant pop because there are literal dozen parties waiting for a healer
FFXIV TV Show preview
Episode 1: stand and let thing resolve
Episode 2: stand and let thing resolve
Episode 3: stand and let thing resolve
Damn, this sounds like how I solve my problems irl.
Dead troony game
Rest in piss you won't be missed
grim
Bobby won
How the frick is the average person so moronic that they ignore how israelites are selling them their own future? israelites like this would have been assasinated if it weren't the fricking 21st century.
Jews have spent the last 80 years cultivating the narrative that any criticism of them or their actions means you must be ultra mega double Satan.
Kate will hire every single troony that got fired from blizzard. Enjoy your diversity.
even if she wanted to (she does) she doesn't have that kind of pull
>Whispering straight to Yoshi's ears like that dude in LoR
Yes, she has. Source: already hired a troony for DT
Kate only has the power to hire localizers and voice actors. Which is still bad, but she's not going to carve SE a neohole and let the rot flow in to their programming or art positions.
Not him, but I wish I could share your optimism. SE (CBU3 specifically) is already starting to rot. Are you not aware that FFXVI has gay pandering?
Having watched a lot of edgy cable TV in the mid-2000s, I recognized Dion's kiss scene as being meant to be shocking. The way it cuts to a distant shot and everything goes quiet, it's framed for you to gasp.
I agree, but that doesn't take away from the fact that, as both a plot point and a development of the character, it had no place in the game. If you remove it, the game doesn't change at all. You may think I'm overreacting here, but if there's one thing to learn from gay propaganda in media is that it always starts small and prudish, and then rolls down the hill into full and shameless depravity like what you seen in TV nowadays.
Kate and the troony VA are a symptom of Yoshit being desperate for western clout, and while that notion was conspiracy-tier before FFXVI released, it definitely has more ground now with Dawntrail.
>as both a plot point and a development of the character, it had no place in the game.
I thought it was there to give a reason the astrologers augured that Dion was hiding something, which Annabella then took advantage of.
yep, that's exactly what it was. Really clever in the grand scheme of things
Yeah, it does make me cringe that Bahamut is a gay, but having gay characters on its own doesn't make me seethe or anything. It's when they're used in bad faith to push some kind of message that I take issue with. Medicine girl will fix him anyway.
>when they're used in bad faith to push some kind of message
They were. The message is "Square Enix (specially us Creative Business Unit 3, don't forget it!) is not stuck in the past and we embrace (western) cultural change! Buy our product!".
Have you considered that the thing that he was hiding could have been literally anything else? Like literally, make something up right now, and that would have been better than "he's gay".
gay characters in games aren't automatically bad anon. This one clearly wasn't a pander job either, they used it in the story well and didn't dwell on it overlong. Plus they even gave him a potential "I can fix him" girl to balance it out
Not him but
>gay characters in games aren't automatically bad
Name one
>This one clearly wasn't a pander job either,
Yes it was
>they used it in the story well
No they didnt
I don't know, Dion had complete faith in his father so I think something like him being ashamed of being a gay makes sense.
I personally didn't get that, at least not from Dion being a gay. Him being a gay was Koji still reaching into his mid-2000s edgy fantasy stuff. There was other westoid pandering shit that bothered me more like the Dame being completely covered and having no breasts. You know if this game came out in the PS2 era she would have had Lulu breasts.
Oh and also the English version censoring the frick out of Jill's whole arc.
>Him being a gay was Koji
This was all Yoshit's doing
FF14 is only going to get more gay mark my words
>they
>biologically male at birth
>that person
>present the gender they identified with in their heart
What the frick happened to Yoshi-P? Has he been brainwashed?
So you're saying we need a white wizard to cast her out?
lmao
Life support or developed by pajeets, it's over but unironically
>all the useless HR trannies and "social media managers" are losing their jobs as bench warmers
nice
ybarra and the last warcraft OG dev are leaving as well
it's unironically over
star wars without lucas films type of over
>M$
>Getting rid of "Woman" and "Brown People".
Yeh not happening, whites and asian programmers got fired for sure.
>Zeimax
ToddSirs are we still having good mornings??
>zenimax employees will also be impacted
good
>make 3 trillion dollars
>fire people just for like a 0.01% increase
Fricking crazy
>Activision/ Blizzard will be most impacted
Anal impacted, they really thought they were back with Microsoft.
Microsoft recently won a DOD AI contract. That kind of work is too important to entrust to women and Indians so they need to make room.
Working for a renowed tech company is such a meme. There's always news about how these billion dollar conglomerates are constantly overworking and firing thuosands of employees every year. If you're an engineer the best thing to do is join a mid-tier, low profike agency, preferably with banks and/or governments as clients. Easy, well paid 9 to 5 jobs because they actually need to follow labor laws and best of all your CEO isn't some 30-40 year old billionaire millenial with huge ego
Wait, they were making a TV show?
They realized only nolifers which dont watch shows play FF XIV,an mmo.
Lets be real the average final fantasy fan is not a ff14 fan and viceversa.
There was a live actoin coming out?
it was announced ages ago and nothing had been said since, so it was pretty obvious to everyone that it was dead
>XIV dodged a israelite-lywood adaptation
Blessed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Dead game
Dead franchise
FF sisters..
OH NO NO NO
WOWCHADS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT US AGAIN
About that
You just reminded me that WoW has a live action movie that’s fricking horrible
It looked like total cringekino from the previews so I'm a little sad. There was a less than 0 chance of it being anything other than a piece of shit, of course.
>previews
There were no previews wtf? It never even got contracted.
>>it's over
You can say that again.
>1,900
Holy frick that's a lot of bloat, I remember when 100 people working on a project was considered pretty big for a triple AAA studio.
People lost their fricking minds when the 800 lay offs happened. Can't wait for the upcoming hysteria
It's 1900 across their entire gaming division, that's not even noteworthy, they have literally 10s of thousands of employees. Riot firing 20% of their staff was astronomically higher total employee loss.
maybe, but losing your president is noteworthy
>Riot firing 20% of their staff
When was this?
you realize thats across the dozens if not hundreds of studios they own right? not JUST blizzard?
>triple AAA studio
there are AAAAAAAAA game studios?
Thank god
Good things still happen.
>Sony Pictures Television.
?si=kXnHPDQ1IEnOkx2s&t=131
Thank fricking god
another yoshi piss failure, after screwing up xvi the guy keeps amassing Ls
>killed the already zombified FF franchise on his own
He's too powerful
zombie isnt a status ailment in FFXIV. try again chud
>he doesn't play the game
why are you crying in a thread for a game you do not even play?
The troon is defending a dead game xyr doesn't play*
dumb esl
thats not zombie status. thats zombification. two completely different statuses that they even get different wiki entries
>it's not zombie status it's zombification, TOTTALLY different
Kek frick off
moron
owned morons can't handle being owned
>Captura de tela
Another shitty ESL thread
>no more diversity hires at Blizzard
FRICKING BASED
WOW IS BACK
>>no more diversity hires at Blizzard
Doubt it, pajeets and chinks are dirt cheap and blizzturd will keep chasing the ESG shekels from larry. They likely got rid of the useless trannies and femoids who were part of the lawsuit to be replaced with cheaper shitskins instead.
Sena Bryer will save us
wow got a movie
xiv cant even get a tv show
wow won again
a movie that nobody even liked
wrong normies didnt like it because they didnt know what was going on, it was made for fans
the average wow fan doesn't even know what the frick is going on in the story
I tried to get into WoW during BFA and it was absolutely impossible. The story is completely incomprehensible, there are retcons upon retcons like a fricking Russian doll, you can't see any of the story in game because of all the obsoleted content in old expansions and a huge chunk of it is in BOOKS.
They should just wipe the slate clean, retcon the whole WoW story and make a Warcraft 4 with a new, coherent story then reboot WoW to take off from the end of WC4.
The prospect of a predominantly white, European realm being invaded by foreign, primitive, darker skinned hordes (they are actually called the Horde) might set alarm bells ringing in our current climate of immigration anxiety.
Don't forget the part where the invaders genocided the space goats and sacrificed prisoners including women and children to open a portal.
spirit within
advent children
that crisis core anime
and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf3cCkM9M84 which hopefully will spark interest in a proper anime in the future
This is the same studio that does the Maple Story Animations right?
>not xiv
>not xiv
>not xiv
>not a tv show
you were saying?
if you dont know whats going on in the first war then you arent a warcraft fan
>you were saying?
it's final fantasy, in the end
the warcraft movie wasn't even based in wow lore but in wc1
did I say final fantasy has never gotten a show/movie adaptation or did I say xiv has never gotten one?
wc1 is wow lore
don't you fricking dare to try and link the epicness of warcraft to your shitty ass mmo fanfiction lore you filthy zoomer rat
wc2 battle chest was literally my first computer game
so if they made a spin-off show about louisoix’ youth you wouldnt call that a ffxiv show?
sure it was, in 2015 when you played it for the first time
nope in the 90s with spy fox, put put and dinopark tycoon
it's a xiv show, cause those events aren't present in any other game, unlike the warcraft movie events
but they also arent present in ffxiv so it wouldnt be a show about ffxiv sorry
if they ever make a louisoix spin off, it'll be called ffxiv no matter what
but world of warcraft doesn't have a movie, just warcraft, the RTS games, not the travesty that is world of warcraft
wow doesn't have a movie either
thrall was even born in the timeframe of the movie and he's already an adult in wc3
hence why it's called "wacraft the movie" instead of "world of warcraft the movie"
the warcraft movie wasn't about wow, stop breathing immediately
its about the events that predate and shaped wow and was only made because of wows success
you can stop seething any time
xv also got a movie and a 5 episodes anime
>xiv cant even get a tv show
But xiv has a tv show and a movie both called dad of light
Thank god.
Also yeah, XIV is in a bad spot, the devs really let the game die content wise by catering exclusively to raid homosexuals for combat content.
>wuk's voice is awful
>twins are shit
>new krile is shit
>erenville is whatever
I think they legitimately managed to pick out the worst adventuring party to start of Dawntrail. It is actually impressive how much that setup deflates all my excitement.
sucks to be you I guess.
It is Yoshi's OCs, the party. Man managed to make the worst mainline title in XVI and he is determined to tank XIV as well.
If the game is dead why are there so many people right now on this random island in the middle of Ultima Thule in every world? Checkmate.
The game is dead, Paco.
But my name is Pablo.
i’ll be honest with you guys everytime someone says erenville i keep thinking about that guy in the wheelchair instead of the nog bunny. it’s like i’m playing elden ring all over again
>need to tell EW level people, healers 90% of the time, how to play their jobs, again
Remember to do 7.0 on the first week, higher likelihood to get Gamer™ parties.
Hydaelyn farm parties are wild, some people doing 6k dps with relic
Got her cat already so I have to get 6/8 trial mounts
This is a big risk, the worst players I've ever seen were in 5.0.
>Play WAR in expert
>My HP drops to 99.9% while waiting for Bloodwhetting
>Cure 2
>Cure 2
>Cure 2
who plays her in the movie?
>her
Oh yeah, that marvelous american produced tv show written by Jake
Thornton and Ben Lustig, whom have written classics such as The Princess (starred by B horror movie starlette Joey King), Winter's Knight, The Wells Initiative and The Thirst.
By the way, the project never reached a production stage since it was just a pilot in paper. You can't cancel something it never started.
Can I say my Star Trek sequel got cancelled just because my shitty pilot script was never picked up by a studio?
i ignore anyone who says they are still learning the job above lv80. i’m going to pull for them if they’re the tank and i’m going to use the same amount of healing resources i always use on healer regardless of if they’re a perfect mit optimizer or 0 mit afk tank. if we wipe, we wipe, i’m going to pull all the mobs and then proceed to do the same amount of healing again until someone gets kicked
You'd have an excellent point if it wasn't for the reality that tanks and healers can level to 90 just using the roulette, before even finishing ARR.
>t. was 90 on WAR and WHM before I finished ARR
Granted, this doesn't apply to me since I've been playing MMOs for over two decades, but the point is that the game itself spoils players into being mediocre.
they would have had to play up to ew to get put into ew dungeons. i do not care how many roulettes you have done, you have done at least 90% of the catalog of dungeons and that is more than enough time to understand the very basics. i do not take your word in good faith, you are not here to learn at this point, you are giving a plausible excuse to be lazy which you will subsequently reuse on everyone else and there is no need to bend over backwards for liars
>they would have had to play up to ew to get put into ew dungeon
Did you forget about Tales of Adventure?
>i do not take your word in good faith, you are not here to learn at this point
You misunderstood. I still haven't finished ARR.
NTA but it’s really fricking rare that you get dungeons go longer than normal for me, like been playing for 10 years and only had like 4 bad runs
>completely forgot Wondrous Tails gives out a frickload of EXP if you turn it in on a job below max level
Hahaha oh wow I've probably wasted at least one entire job's worth of EXP
It's exactly half a level, it's best "tactically" used. Like if you've done your dailies and weeklies and are stuck having to do a dungeon for a third time before getting to the next one.
I was meaning over time not just this one week. I always just mindlessly turned it in on whatever job I was at the time instead of taking advantage of the EXP like a moron.
It's only half a level once a week literally equal to one MSQ or leveling roulette
probably best used for Crafters and Gatherers
What? Frick no, you can max those out in like 30 minutes
You can't turn it on BLU or non combat jobs moron
Doubt you can
I gatherer leve takes 5 minutes and gives you 33% exp at nearly max level
3 crafter leves are like half a level too
I never bothered leveling them because its boring, and a grind
I thought the same thing too but once I started maxing out one I found myself moving to the next.
I used to think like this but I got tired of being israeliteed by the lalafell
>wow wo-
>n't survive 2024
>Athene is coming back for 11.0
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wow won
No Shtola, no buy.
Trust the plan bro, no Shtola in the initial intro means she'll come out of nowhere and save the day when everything looks direst.
Maybe.
I mean, yeah. She'll get involved the second the royal ratrace is over and people have realized it was just a ruse to distract from something bigger. Gonna be a slog until then tho.
Just enjoy your duel with Thancred meanwhile. I know I'm looking forward to it. Not so much to the obligatory "Urianger was lying to everyone again" section.
I feel my WoL would rather have gone with those 2 on a bro trip. Also, I can't really see any of the Scions being a competition to the WoL at this point unless it involves trickery.
>unless it involves trickery.
...yeah and guess what's the specialty of those two in particular.
>I promise thee, no more deceptions
>is already lying again like two cutscenes later
Kek this frickin guy
Babymaking sex when?
I have leveled SCH from level 50 to 90 entirely with Beast Tribes and have no idea how to fricking play. I also have the ilvl to enter any content I want. I could join any of your parties at any time and completely derail everything.
Got PLD to 90 on the last day of sub. Damn I'm good.
>ever letting your sub run out
filtered
>Due to diminishing interest in the franchise
No fricking shot, maybe there would be more interest if it came out?
i am not interested in playing the amazing race season 5 with a bunch of noncharacters
So we really are gonna have an entire shitty expansion based on a troony and her struggle to claim some throne nobody cares about?
We are doomed.
Do I grind Eureka while I'm still on the free trial or buy the game and start ShB?
buy the game. Join us.
only people doing eureka these days are the groomers
If you’re on primal I can come to eureka with you
>still on primal
I don’t care about raiding so I pretty much get everything I want plus I like PvP
I'm on crystal
I've seen people but I don't join them because I can't use shout chat, I stick to the challenge log
Doing eureka right this moment, its surprisingly buzzing.
Yes, the trannies run it 24/7 from xeir discord.
grow up
Challenge log farming his how I initially got through the leveling process
>go in
>farm challenge logs until roughly 5 lvls left on a map
>do literallly anything else until said final levels
>fate farm those last 5 levels
whoops found the sena supporter
Anon, I'm talking about eureka, fix your head.
Isn't that the 16 protagonist? Or do those games just look exactly the same
They have some similarities, I guess.
SE has just realized the power of the punished protag
It is supposed to be a very default, bland stand-in for the player character. Should tell you all you need to know about Clive lol
>It is supposed to be a very default, bland stand-in for the player character.
Tbf, he caught on. Surprisingly hard.
Only because of shadowbab secondaries from WoW who are used to the MC of their mmo being someone else.
Eh combination of
and the fact that the XIV community is incredibly petty and doesn't like art depicting other people's WoLs.
>and the fact that the XIV community is incredibly petty and doesn't like art depicting other people's WoLs.
where do you even pull shit like this, every time i've seen art of someone's oc posted anywhere its been met with support, maybe a bit of envy from people who cant affoard to comission.
he's probably one of those that thought people seethe about the brown thief cat with a bunch of y'shtola ship conmissions because it's a ship commission and not because of the futashit
The brown cat story is probably one of the most deranged things I have ever heard from the XIV community. The amount of seethe that guy causes is amazing.
Yoship is unoriginal
The age of the Final Fantasy game being led by a Twink is over, we're Edgy Kino Chad Fantasy now.
Jaun Fantasia is nto edgy in the slightest though
>Mr Final Fantasy is not edgy in the slightest
What the frick are you talking about? Play Shadowbringers, he's literally a DarkKnight THE edgy job.
Yeah but he's still a giant goofball in characterization regardless of what he's wearing
TBF even from heavensward the whole 'warrior of darkness's' defining feature is that its a meaningless gimmick
But you have to realise that he the DarkKnight storyline, he does go edgy, he has his moments see pic related for example.
K-KUSOOOOOOOOO
FRICK YOU
Jokes on you, I play with legacy controls irl.
Having one edgy little tantrum over the course of a decade doesn't make you an edgy character.
>he's literally a DarkKnight THE edgy job.
Dark Knight has been dethroned by Reaper. Too many moogles singing about love and snarky mentors telling DRKs to not be asses, not enough scythes and demons and slashes smiles.
Although Reaper is definitely maximum Edge, I used Darkknight as it's literally the canon job for the wol for Shadowbringers.
Dark Knight is not an inherently edgy job, it's an anti-hero
>Mr Final Fantasy
Wrong WoL
OG WoL
>Needs 3 homies for backup
XIV WoL
>Needs 7 homies for backup
Yeah OG WoL's cooler.
OG WoL is the coolest character in the franchise, I don't blame XIV WoL for falling short
His name is Meteor.
It is not.
We all know what his REAL canon name is.
>Pablo stache
>grey hair
Different guy.
i thought every wol self inserter was a pablo mexican? seems fine to me
Noctis is a twink for most of XV.
FF guys are boring, give me FF girls.
Why do you think I play FFXIV?
>Serah holding tiny Claire like a cat
CUTE
noctis and clive both start out as twinks you moron
noctis is only aged up for the last 10 minutes of the game
Based, the era of the twink homosexuals in my JRPGs is over. Now I can finally self insert as an alpha bvll like I am.
I sincerely hope they make FFXVII MC a tough man again
Also, XV would have been 10 times better if the adult Noctis portion was 70% of the game
Both are pozzed dead games, who cares.
>Sony Pictures Television
>Supposed to be based around Ala Mhigo
They've dodged a Halo-like disaster.
>show comes out
>it's all about Mhigger refugees being oppressed by the evil Garlean invaders
I can only imagine the GarleBlack person seethe when they would have portrayed Gaius as a rutheless evil dictator but it would not have been worth it. Almost though.
so what did you guys do today in game? remember to set your island up for next week
I didn't do anything....
When does the tome event start again?
next tuesday
You moron.
No u
Pyromancer sends his regards.
you will NEVER have sex with that lalafell
well he could make a copy of her with tools and do silly things like huck her off a cliff
No shit, you can hardly get 100 people to play the game, who the frick is going to watch the show
I just got bored enough to manually farm monster hides to craft and sell. I have truly hit rock bottom.
>have friends who complain about being broke constantly in game
What the frick are they even spending their money on the game absolutely showers you in cash
If they're like me, orchestrion rolls.
Is John Artemus here?
I'm John Artemus!
Don't argue with it, don't respond to its posts, don't acknowledge its existence beyond this point.
People have been doing a really good job ignoring the VA Twitter Twitch spammer, why bring attention to them now?
He absolutely must virtue signal and act like he's the hero of the thread.
he means the "john artemus" poster i think
John Artemus, the trancers, Pablo, golbez armor, Wukkie complainer chuds, and Palworld posters are all but fragments of the mysterious and all-powerful shitposting entity known as the One Person.
I'm him. I'm the guy.
I feel like this shit has already mostly fizzled out thankfully, I was dreading having to deal with months of the same shitposts. We need the benchmark soon though.
it was doomed from the start
having a bunch of japs larping as white Black folk will always be cringe
the only way to save it would be to have japanese speaking white Black folk
god i want to have sex with ryne and impregnate her so bad
I miss my wife.
I feel sorry for Yugirigays, she's been dumped and completely forgotten.
Alright lads I'm going for a dump, I'll be reading while dumping checking up on FF14 related news items, I'll come back and update you after.
Dion was one of the only good things in XVI.
I've been told that each city starting zone has a different questline so I want to do all three with my main and 2 alts. I will start with my main, a male highlander, in Gridania.
When and with who should I start with on the other two? e.g. "start uldah after you beat ifrit".
You can do that any time really, the questlines all converge at the first dungeon.
There's like 10 unique quests and some of them are effectively the same, just with a different npc helping you.
>Talk to the city's barkeep
>Kill some rats
>Meet whatever scion is in the area
>Fight a chump ascian
>Go to a party and meet city state leader
That's the basic gist of all 3, just swap out a few characters.
thoughts on my toon?
hyper gay
I hate that hairstyle.
But the glam works.
gay Black folk from outer space
What's the recommended way to level my crafters from 80 to 90?
leves if you got them. collectables if you don't. you get about 1 full level from each crafter role quest so don't miss out on those
Uninstallium
zivbucks how are we feeling about this?
Hope it happens to Squeenix NA next.
will only be an improvement for blizzard's quality
They just fired the diversity hires.
They are gtting hired in SE as we speak
so all that's left are the 50 year old boomer idea guys that don't work... wowbros i don't feel so good
>They just fired the diversity hires.
you fricking wish, at best 50/50 so they don't get sued
>do literally fricking nothing
>win
at this point there is no helping blizzard kekw
>wow is so dead they can't even keep their own threads alive so they have to flood xiv threads
grim
HOLY GRIM
>I can't breath
the last 3 remaining world of trooncraft players will have to wait years for a single patch now...
w-we need metzen to beg for people to come back and put troonyflight on it's 15th sale, NOW!!!! AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
> Community Manager @Fallout @Bethesda
I'm sorry for people losing their jobs because that's never fun, I don't want to lose mine and I am low on the totem pole, but CM is invariably going to be a very precarious position given how superfluous it is to the actual bottom line.
haha is that real? haha that funny cat is wearing people clothes lmao
The NA Square Enix community managers should absolutely lose their jobs for the shit show of a fanfest they put on. I know they had more people than the UK event but holy shit was the UK one so much better than Las Vegas. Those people behind the NA event all need executing from their job positions.
Why are you asking us? We're not affected, ask the WoW guys.
who asked for this shit?
live-action?
Not even an anime?
Is square really that moronic? I guess not since they cancelled the show
They're still moronic and probably canceled it for some dumb reason instead of because it would obviously be shit.
>who asked for this shit?
I guess some higher ups got the idea from watching netflix fantasy shows like Witcher, GoT etc.
I want a FF12 live-action, where the main character is a woman with rabbit ears
I want a FF8 live-action, where the main character is student of a Garden
>xiv thread
>trannies cant stop talking about wow
weird
stop playing 14 uninstall 14
I still need to level up my crafters
I bought a month to play lv60 and lv70 content. My homie clikity-clack is a proper adventurer now
did she really said that?
Am I the only one who thinks she kinda looks like a lalafell?
she's like 40. i wonder how old the lalas you see in the thread are
No way, she looks in her thirties at worst. Also, I meant she has like a potato face, like her phenotype is lalafellian.
she is in her 40s, the guy you replied to is in his 30s
He southern accent is so hot, I just wanna impregnate her
Can she finally frick off from FFXIV? Jesus christ she's a real drama prostitute, I don't care if she wants to play it or not but the drama videos are such fricking rage bait, she's also kinda moronic.
I mean XIV has zero cultural impact, not even the weebs would watch a live show about XIV
Now a FFVII rebirth show would be kino
FF7 demake sold like 7 million copies, it's fricking
irrelevant lmao
didnt palworld just sell 8 mill? wtf
why do you third worlders cut promos about sales numbers and twitch viewers constantly
I'm about to join the third alliance raid as a ilvl 626 tank.
How does that make you feel?
see you in thaleia in 3 hours
Press your mits because you aren't getting a single shield.
please spam provoke over and over
nobody cares. ew alliance raids literally don’t have anything for the non mts to do, you could eat all the tankbusters raw and it wouldn’t even kill you
But I mean XIV has the best story ever, should be pretty easy to make a show, right? 🙂
>XIV has the best story ever
idk how this myth gained any traction. the story is fricking terrible
How's the official forums holding? Threads criticizing Sena's VA still getting nuked?
>FFXIV TV Show Cancelled
Why does it need a TV show? The game itself is already 90% cutscenes. It would make more sense to make a video game adaptation, with an actual video game to play this time.
it was softly announced years ago and just as softly canceled
Literally nobody thought they were actually going to make it, anyway. Hell, I'd be willing to bet most people forgot they even said they were.
YEA ZEEVIE
YOUR GAME MIGHT HAVE A MILLION PLAYERS
BUT DRAGONMAN HAS THE TWITCH NUMBERS AND THE SALES NUMBERS
THIS WEEKEND YOU'RE GOING DOWN AT MMO SUPERBRAWL 2024!!!!!!!!
god as my witness xiv's been broken in half!
Good, I'd rather an anime that covers ARR-EW
PALWORLD NETFLIX SERIES ANNOUNCED
IT'S A PALWORLD WORLD NOW
Crazy how dead the game is.
but enuff about wow
your game is dying anon. it's okay. accept it and play something else before you literally become trans. I'm trying to help you.
This
Took me over 3 hours for a raid queue so I just quit
barrygods how we feelin?
They thought the MMO crowd would show up for FFXVI. They were wrong, Project canceled. .
Why would SE do this? This has to be a SICK joke right? The game still has millions of players, right???
Least interesting FF gets a show, and it's redundant because 16 was trying o be Game of Thrones flavored.
I would have chosen FF8.
Got the survey about tokyo fanfest in my email this morning. Used the freeform feedback box at the end to tell them wuk's eng voice actor did a really bad job and should be recast. Think yoshi will listen?
>Think yoshi will listen?
Who do you think translates those forms?
time to finally switch to jp I guess
>yoshida giving a shit about eop feedback
LOL
you're going riiiiight into the spam bin
You can bet most of the DT audio has already been recorded. It's already too late, even if they did listen
Only audience they'll care about is the Japanese who won't hear it. That said people dooming about her being a new scion is likely (not guaranteed) unwarranted. She'll be just another citystate leader. It's jungle bunny who might become the new scion
I didn't mind Wuk's voice for about 30% of the time. When the character actually talks normally and isn't too expressive its fine. But when she screams, yells or is over the top it is quite bad. I wonder if the fake ass accent they have the VA doing is also fricking it up.
SCHIZOMOMMY IS SO FRICKING HOT
your feedback is about tokyo fanfest, so that will be ignored as it is unrelated
>I won't get black Y'shtolaniqua
It's over.
Chuds won.
Fanart will fill the void.
Darker.
DARKER
IF WE GO ANY DARKER WE'LL GO INTO DROW'SHTOLA TERRITORY ANON
Make her 11pm dark.
OH N-
Dark skin Y'shtola is unironically 10 times more attractive.
light hair with dark skin is a great combo
Also why do people pretend that Y'shtola was every anything but lightly tanned?
muh minority representation or some shit
fricking idiots don't know what a tan is
love these girls
Wait, I can't do the FFXI event again?
you can reset your completion on it somehow. i don't know exactly how but they mention a method to do so on the event page
wow won
Ysthola is white
*nipah's eternally*
Y'shtola is dark like coffee, and brother I have a caffeine addiction
Magus Sisters are the best dungeon boss in the game.
agreed, they stay hectic even when you've out leveled them. harder than anima imo
My 7.0 job? PLD and NIN
this but all jobs
Well but that's for later, I mean MSQ + daily roulettes
DRG to kill all the unknown dragons
My NINgger.
I'm doing DRG or NIN because it's cool/fun and shares gear with Viper
Oh, I forgot to say your kot is cute and original
I know
>Want to play melee again next expansion
>Don't want to get trolled by supports in prog and will probably end up tank for w1
I just want DRK to get a second combo route, this job has been 1-2-3 for five fricking years now.
I want a more interesting burst than a Fell Cleave clone and to get a TBN-like ability at a lower level, and maybe get back Blood Weapon's haste, but I'm otherwise fine with it tbh
WILD
FREAKS
How did they get away with calling out the trans community
they were calling out anonymous frogposters
I wish this was the lyric so bad
It IS the lyric. You can hear it plain as fricking day. Whoever wrote up the official lyrics is wrong.
HEY
HEY EVERYBODY
THIS GUY SAYS KOJI FOX IS WRONG
>KOJI FOX IS WRONG
Anyone who ever writes this is correct no matter the context.
!!! THIS USER BELIEVES MEN CAN BE CATEGORIZED AS A FEATHERLESS BIPED !!!
Koji wrote the lyrics when the song was made and when they officially released them.
dig in
pull back the skin
see whats inside you
the sickness that drives you
Kek the lyrics really can be interpreted as being anti troony huh, hilarious
I can interpret the sun beating down on my forehead as anti troony if I try hard enough tbh
TEETH
BARED
CLAWING THE AIR
WILD
FREAKS
TAKE A KNIFE TO MY MEAT
GENDERLESS CREATURES
PERVERTED AND EVIL
THROUGH FOUL HORMONES RISE
A SUICIDE
You don't need to change the lyrics, they're fitting enough already.
DILATOR BARED
SCENT OF PUS IN THE AIR
SHIT MIXED WITH DISCHARGE EVEN RATS CAN'T BE NEAR YOU
HIS SON DECEASED
THE FATHER WEEPS
It's been a couple of years and I'm still surprised that this game of all games decided to adress the Fermi paradox/The Great Filter. Not what one would have expected from the game with two foot high anime gnome wizards.
pretend I just hacked a loogie in your face you stupid fricking nerd
Hope you have a great day anon
THEY LITERALLY FRICKIN ADDRESSED THE LITERAL FERMI PARADOX???? WHOA THAT'S A SUPER OBSCURE THING I LEARNED ON YOUTUBE AND I'M PRETTY SMART FOR KNOWING ABOUT IT I LITERALLY CAN'T BELIEVE A LITERAL FRICKIN ANIME GNOME GAME TACKLED SUCH AN OBSCURE AND GENUINELY HORRIFYING TOPIC
i want you to read this out loud to yourself
Okay, now what?
Now take a recording of yourself saying it and share it with the thread
do you feel proud of yourself?
not really, wish I could delete that post
it surprised me a lot when it came up to what it was referencing, only other piece of scifi or fantasy i can think of off the very top of my head that addresses it is dead space
Glad we got someone really talented to have an expansion around!
This actually sounds like Woke LeMutt. What a shitshow.
wish they would stop ruining MY race
whoops, wrong link
Y'shtola is white.
Nico Robin is white.
So how braindead is Pictomancer gonna be? It's like the ultimate woman job.
feast your eyes
I thought WoW was supposed to be the one with difficult job design
>I thought WoW was supposed to be the one with difficult job design
Literally no one has ever thought that.
not really, the difficulty comes in the chance of getting your bis trinkets
that's an easy class. Now let's look at a singular mechanic of another. does any class in xiv have this?
no, thank god. nu-combat rogue is awful
weird, cause whenever people b***h, they always talk about the good ole days of missing procs
assassination is the only well made rogue pve spec, and it largely hasn't changed since wotlk
This is just a list of buffs, that I would imagine it would make you mad if you didn't get the good one lmfao
Not really, wow just faster GCD so the dimwits may forget to press the button that lights up after they've pressed 1 on their keyboard a couple of times.
They released something similar to our DNC's ability to target and buff another players damage as a new spec. But the cost of personal damage is so high, that people were getting removed from groups because idiots didn't grasp a simple concept of how that spec worked. I can't see that type of simple quirks a Job could have happening here, at least not anymore without slapping the stupid Limited Job label on it.
Looking at you Beastmaster
>>I thought WoW was supposed to be the one with difficult job design
What matters is fun, not complexity.
then xiv is both, since spamming fireball while watching your addons on screen isn't fun
if i had to guess it'll be like black mage but impossible to frick up
LGBTmancer will fit right in
It already has more hardcast GCDs than Summoner, so it's not going to be a braindead wannabe Rphys like SMN.
But it's obviously not going to be as complex as BLM, and I doubt it's going to match RDM in complexity either.
Men has always been superior artists.
amogus
MY FRIEND
MINE Party Finder is the peak of this game
Frick Ultimates
Frick PvP
Frick ERP
go do old extremes
How's FF12 on the Switch?
Shit, just like every other version of 12.
But FF12 is kino
I bet you think bozja had good writing too.
Getting there lads
QRD on best paying leves once you have done all the other leves achievements?
I've been spamming the Tsu tou tea CUL leve, gives about 10k a pop and the ingredients are fairly easy to come by. One of the ingredients is on a timed node but that node pretty much has permanent 6 per hit and only takes one per craft so you only need to hit the node twice to have enough for like 100+ crafts.
I've been doing the lvl86 Command Potion Leve with ALC. Easy if you have a Battle job Retainer.
Works too.
Also since we're talking gil, I updated my copypasta
>How to make money in XIV between patches/expansions
Do your dalies (55k per day)
Use your Leves (60k per day potentially)
Do your weekly challenges (55k weekly + Extra)
Do Bunny Fates in Eureka (10k/25k/100k + whatever you can sell)
Do Custom Deliveries (13k-30k a week) to also earn scrips to buy items to sell
Do Tribes to get materials or dyes to sell on MB
Desynth Trial weapons for materials (varies)
Use tomes & GC seals for materials to sell on MB (varies) or use on Duck Bones and Vendor them (360 Gil a piece for 600 GC Seals or 50 Allied Seals each)
Do hunts to get materia and sell them on patch week + use old hunt seals & BLU Hunt seals for aetheryte tickets so you save on teleporting
Use Wolf Marks for Dark Matter to repair your own gear
Level up a gatherer and get a treasure map per day to either sell or use (BLU can solo most Map Dives). Also gather items to Aetherial Reduction for items.
Bicolor Gemstone Vouchers are a big money item on the MB for exclusive items.
Do Submarines for an eventual potential of 500k per day.
Island Sanctuary is a gold mine for dyes
Use 100 Dungeon allowances for BLU Solo Farming the Vault under unrestriced & level sync to get gil from enemies up to the 1st boss (300k per hour)
>gayjimbo
what happened to the player retention after the shadowbringers boom?
People just got bored and left. Story in EW wasn't all that great post-game.
x.0 to x.5 went three months slower in ShB and EW than HW and SB. And from that to next expansion even slower.
HW had 18 dungeons, SB 15, ShB and EW both 13.
SB and ShB both had field operations, EW not.
There was a grind for the relic weapon, in EW you use the tomes that have no other use and they shower you with.
EW's alliance raids are extremely dull.
EW's island turned out the be boring, and singleplayer.
EW's water closet dungeons were also boring and basically singleplayer.
The story fricking sucked.
honestly? game wen't to shit for me after stormblood, what a dogshit change to classes to be honest, every single tank plays the same, every single healer plays the same frick off with this shit
>every single tank plays the same
how do I heal myself like a WAR while playing GNB?
**WHERE DO WE GO,**
**WHERE DO WE GO,**
**WHERE DO WE GO**
**NO MORE MONEY**
What did soken mean by this in the DT theme