FFXVI Demo

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't expect to be interested in the story, especially not in a demo, but it was really good. Felt bad for all the sidebros who may or may not have been incinerated

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      F

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The sudden nature of when people died in the demo really struck me. No heroics, no drawn out death scenes, they were just fricking gone.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And like 5/6 of the named characters deaths were caused by Eikons. Really hammers home right away how destructive a force they are.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't expect to be interested in the story, especially not in a demo, but it was really good. Felt bad for all the sidebros who may or may not have been incinerated

        I thought they were gonna be traitors...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          same because of the nod he gives tyler

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They wanted to hammer in how nothing matters in eikonic warfare. A hundred dragoons would be lucky to do 5% damage to any eikon, nevermind the fact that they can regenerate limbs and shit too.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, Clive BTFO Benedikta despite her being partially transformed into Garuda without using Ifrit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Clive was using eikonic powers too.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          PROTIP: DON'T HANG AROUND WALKING NUKES

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was voiced by Vayne in the ENG dub right

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh shit you might be right

          I'm buying a PS5 just to play FF16
          I'm buying Starfield the day it comes out
          I love not being poor

          im weary about starfield
          the gunplay looks terrible

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the gunplay looks terrible
            Sure does but Bethesda has always had shit combat so I'm not too worried about it. I managed to enjoy all the elder scrolls and fallout games despite that fact.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >expect him to betray you at every moment when you get to the castle
        >he actually just stayed a bro to the end
        Sorry Murdoch... haha. Roasted!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first words we heard from this guy in the original announcement trailer were his final lines the entire time. Its a bit heartbreaking. Guy just wanted to serve you and stick your success in Anabella's smug face.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hey man can you turn up the AC a bit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      F

      Definitely a good sign when the writers can make you care about literal whos like this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maehiro is a god. There's a reason why xivers like HW so much.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DEMO
    so glad squennix is being honest about the console version, can't wait for the full launch on PC

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The least ambitious Final Fantasy...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that the most ambitous ones have been total dissapointments. Better just go back to basics and add a little maturity ti the mix

      • 11 months ago
        Nintendojitsu

        >basics
        Damn near everyone who had a hand in creating Final Fantasy has left Square long before the West got their hooks in them. Tabatha, Nomura and Yoshi P are the B team who had didn't have the balls to leave after Spirits Within.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          why would they leave

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    chad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clive can't kill her because he love his mom. Kino scene with him dropping sword and hug her incoming.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Makes fun of hereditary nobility
      >Still need to include them ruling in every fantasy setting because it would be boring otherwise
      They won and are laughing at you from heaven right now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        In reality, hereditary nobility couldn't transform into Kaijus.
        Imagine though. Chinfrit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he prob didn't want to frick his cousin anymore

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My man Murdoch didn't deserve to go out like that...

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    total Jill breeding

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who is looking to be the strongest dominant?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      barnabas or dion

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clive, ultimately. But when shit starts out it seems to be tied between Dion and Barnabas.

      https://twitter.com/FF16_JP/status/1668921231964516358

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      WTF, where black people?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Odin basically like the final boss or something? It has to be him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It has to be him.
        First time on the CBU3 ruse cruise?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You fight Barny at level 37 and it's confirmed the level cap is 45.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you fight Barry at Lv37

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >FIRST TRIAL

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Man, that expansion was something else
          >Sir, it was only the lv.83 trial
          ....
          >Man, that game was something else
          >Sir, it was only the demo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from Clive, Barnabas.
      He seems to actually defeat Clive in their first encounter from one of the latest trailers.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't wait for another game full of "win the battle, lose the cutscene" bullshit. Will make all the cool shit you do in the battle feel pointless. I really hope there isn't much of it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dion because Bahamut
      Barnabas because murderhobo
      Clive because protagonist

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from Clive, Barnabas.
      He seems to actually defeat Clive in their first encounter from one of the latest trailers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Odin's abilities look the coolest, and even have a meter building mechanic
      >Will most likely be the last Eikon you get

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bahamut

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dion, I think Odin+his horse is a match but then its 1v2. Dion is also the hopes of the Empire who I imagine is the biggest/most powerful faction.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay and fake and homosexual, where's the amano art?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dion and Barnabas are probably the two strongest forces in the game. They are opposite elements and we've seen them have a big battle in one of the trailers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Torgal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The yet to be introduced Alexander dominant who will show up and be a major character throughout the game but won't reveal he's a dominant until the end and you'll need to fight a walking castle.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    rest in piss and shit
    flop of the year

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo fan here, FFXVI is already better than TOTK garbage

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        good taste

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Won't even get better reviews than RE4 and SF6 my dude

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the demo took me by surprise
    the prologue was messed up

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    XV has a better party (an actual party for one) , better RPG mechanics, actual exploration and better sense of scale and world and place, battery dialog and banter, better music, better graphics and animation, better traversal and feeling of being in the world.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has to bring up XV because it got mogged by a demo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        XV had multiple demos and literally all of them were better than 16's

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do continue Barry. I need more for the compilation.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey shitskin, I liked 15 too. You doing this does not pull in new players to the game, it's hurting it more now that the quality gap between that and 16 is too high.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever felt the warmth of a woman's touch Barry? This game is good for couples, it's like watching Netflix

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WHOAAAAAAA IT'S JUST LIKE MY HECKING GAME OF THRONES

        CHADctis won

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          didn't FFXV hire multiple game of thrones actors for its shitty movie to draw in that audience

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do people actually like XVs protagonists? To me it felt like the most forced "See? We're such good friends haha what funny banter we have" generic group of "friends" ever conceived. It's like they're acting to be friends despite not really caring about each other and as soon as the show's over they go their own way without ever talking to each other.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously not. The average person doesn't even remember their names anymore apart from Noctis.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're cookie-cutter tropes
        i only kinda liked ignis but thats it
        noctis is a bland protagonist as well

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they have frankly terrible development and chemistry.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually enjoyed them quite a bit. I liked the game though. It was my first FF though. Oddly enough, they had that bro family feel that was pretty damn comfy. Prompto was the little brother, Gladio was that Dad, with Ignis kind of being the Mom. Hell, I used Noctis gear for my BLM glamour, and use the Regalia to move my friends around with me in XIV. I really feel I look back on XV more fondly than most. Honestly it's why I don't get Barry's grudge, because I enjoyed it, was playing XIV last night, and am hype for XVI, and VII Rebirth.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexual
      >big homosexual
      >little homosexual
      >homosexual with glasses

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dragons dogma pawns make for a better party over the XV leather homosexuals

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wake me up, before you go-

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        God you have no idea how much I would love to hear Clive's VA say that
        Especially if he yelled it. Gave it some real Goku energy https://youtu.be/InTOBCGfCSM?t=50

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure with the power of AI voicing or w/e, you could do it.

          >mogs Leon Kennedy as the chad protag of 2023

          I bet there's at least one sidequest where one village girl thirsts hard for Clive and Jill is incredibly uncomfortable for most of it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, you could probably ask him to on twitter. He would actually do it.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was shit and you know it stop fricking lying

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it was shit and you know it stop fricking lying
      Suck a Black person wiener barry

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      now try that again without the tears

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can call me a moron if you want but I really can’t stand it when they thrust you into a story and start dropping Pronouns at you over and over in rapid succession and expect me to comprehend or give a shit.
    >the Pronouns…they matched as at the Pronoun of the Pronoun, how can we protect Pronoun now?!
    >your Pronoun…now I see what Pronoun happened the way it did….the Pronoun will want to know about this
    I just can’t get into shit like this anymore, the demo seemed to lean heavily into it too, is that meeting at the start a one off sort of the thing or is it just more of that for an hour or so? It was hard sitting through it. I don’t know any of these people and I don’t give a shit about them yet, it’s hard to even listen to.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you meant “Proper noun,” anon.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why add jumping? It’s basically useless

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      in combat it isn't
      outside pf it i dunno lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they should make the out of combat jump height the same as in combat like in dmc, that's my one request

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not, they already showed some attacks that can only be avoided if you jump

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like to hop-skip everywhere 🙂

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      jump rope minigame hopefully

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah just played it this morning it was very good. Surprised that the story was actually interesting. Only thing disappointing is that I have to play it on PS5 instead of PC since the frames were dipping even with performance mode.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hopefully the full version is all 60 like the PAX footage

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Demo build is a 1 year old, it will probably be far better on release

        >demo is old build

        Oh shit didn't know that would be cool if It actually does perform a little better. Looked great otherwise and combat was fun.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          hopefully the full version is all 60 like the PAX footage

          I don't buy it, mainly because the game comes out in a week.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            and? demo builds are sent off for approval long before they're released. especially one the size of this. we've seen it run at a constant 60 st pax and the graphics options menu had more options than the demo.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seems like a waste to not replay that beginning part at launch then, to really see the difference.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but the last thing a game usually gets is polish and optimization passes and it's not like the process to release a demo is
            >take nightly build
            >upload to PS5 servers
            It had to be prepared well in advance, and it's certainly possible it was done before the game actually went gold (if games even DO go gold these days, given the prevalence of day 1 patches).

            It's still probably cope to suggest that the framerate target will double between demo and release, it's extremely unlikely.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's still probably cope to suggest that the framerate target will double between demo and release

              yeah but the pax demo gives me hope

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demo build is a 1 year old, it will probably be far better on release

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beer leaves a froth mustache on faces
    >trial left when joshua moves his carrots

    food tech

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this blew my mind

    https://twitter.com/PeachMilky_/status/1668806803021500417

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop postie the roastie you simp

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >focuses on the chick and not the context

        incel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wow they reused the whistle sound
          Who fricking cares

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reddit blackouts been tough huh?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      maximum SOUL

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All female streamers prefer Joshua as main character. and prefer joshuaXjill
    clivebros.... toxic masculinity striked us in the back

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will (You) reach level 100 and forge the ultimate weapon anon?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't speak runes. What does it say?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just open Google Translate on your phone and point it at the runes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The asiatic runes Mason, wwhat do they mean?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the Ultima Weapon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not tagging everyone who was asking about the translation

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not just "stronger enemies". It's entirely different enemy distribution.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's what the Nioh games did with their NG+ difficulties.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          will it frick with the boss's movesets too?
          please no limit cut

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            YOU WILL GET LIMIT CUT AND TOWERS AND YOU WILL LOVE IT

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh that's actually kinda dope then.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking hell, the level cap is indeed 45 then. There isn't a secret left since they should where we will be from level 7 to level 45.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would the cap be 45 and not 50?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ask them. The PAX save file was a clear one with Clive being 45 and the S-Rank hunt was 45 too. May the last 5 levels have Clive change his clothes for the finale, but the Final Fantasy Mode has him level 47, so it is all ogre.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cap for Clive could be 50 but possible to clear it not at cap. Like the final boss could be 50+ too.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hope the PC release has hard mode unlocked straight off the bat. well, at least there i can just grab a NG+ ready save.
        the demo Benedikta combat challenge was piss easy and i fricking hate it when difficulties are locked and you have to play the game on baby mode the first time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that will likely frick how the game's progression feels since you'll start with everything unlocked/all the eikons available. I think it'd be better just to suck it up and play through once on normal or, best case scenario, download one of the very basic mods these games always have that just doubles the incoming damage, which should be enough to make normal not feel braindead.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that will likely frick how the game's progression feels
            if NG+ difficulty is made with that in mind, how would anything change if you started the game out like that? it's just skipping the initial baby mode run. at most story may be spoiled by powers but it's not my fault the combat is easy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hardest difficulty is called final fantasy mode
        soul

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the guy who claimed SE was panicking about pre-order numbers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >consecutive seething replies
      >heh I was merely joking I'm not a snowflake
      Every time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It literally is every time, because these people see themselves as ultra serious and important and you laughing at them makes them feel like a disgraced nobleman being laughed at by the peasants.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The consecu-seethe will always be so funny.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I AM NOT MAD IT WAS JUST A JOKE I AM NOT MAD STOP ACTING LIKE I AM MAD (tweet 1/?)
      >BTW BLOCKED CHUDDIE

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't get me wrong I'm gonna play on eng dub since the script is better, but can someone explain why eng voice actors are so bad at those little grunts and sounds that the characters make when they react to shit?
    Compare the scene where the mom picks Joshua up and listen to the grunt clive makes at being looked at with scorn by his mother, or the reaction sound that murdoch makes before he's called to her side

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I must make an audible reaction to the audience knows what the character is feeling
      thank frick the English VAs don't subscribe to this autistic jap nonsense.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well its still in the game and they're still bad at acting it out, so what's the point in what you're even saying?
        In fact I'm kind of miffed the english dub isn't one hundred percent better since it has a plainly better script. Like Joshua for example sounds way better in nip

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've thought about this too and maybe it's cause japanese people use aizuchi and shit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because nobody actually makes those sounds in reality, it's weird and should being put into media.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because anime grunt noises are fricking autistic to begin with
        i wish they would stop that shit
        in ff7r it was so fricking egregious in both sub and dub the amount of moronic small sounds the characters would make

        cope

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because anime grunt noises are fricking autistic to begin with
      i wish they would stop that shit
      in ff7r it was so fricking egregious in both sub and dub the amount of moronic small sounds the characters would make

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m so hesitant to buy this day one but the demo sold me. When do the earliest reviews release?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably 1 day before the the game drops aka a week from now.
      It's looking like an easy 90+

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I desparately want to frick xvi shiva

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >main demo
    kinda mediocre. plays pretty much like DMC1 with only Alastor and the lack of abilities and skills. baby mode accessories are fricking gay. QTEs are really fricking gay.
    >eikon challenge
    actually fun and made me look forward to the game. eikon/style changing feels great. really hoping we can use different weapons later because the sword gets a little boring compared to the eikon skills. baby mode accessories are still fricking gay. QTEs are still really fricking gay.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are no different weapons outside of the sword moveset, unless you want to count some of Odin's abilities where Clive whips out Gungnir and Odin's sword.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    finally a good Dynasty Warriors title

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean Bayonetta

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello there Final Fantasy fans, it is I, Todd Howard. If you are one of the fans thats upset that Final Fantasy is no longer a Roleplaying game and you dont want to deal with the yoshida cult gaslighting you that FF shouldnt have RPG elements, buy Starfield

    Starfield is a TRUE roleplaying game. If you buy FFXVI, you are supporting the death of roleplaying games. Starfield will create more public interest with RPGs again just like the cyberpunk revamp and POE2

    Please buy Starfield and a few copies of skyrim too. Dont give that hack cultist yoshida any of your money

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm buying a PS5 just to play FF16
      I'm buying Starfield the day it comes out
      I love not being poor

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Buying a snoy movie game when armored core 6 exists
        enjoy your hours of cutscenes and press F to kick down shit moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Buying a snoy movie game when armored core 6 exists
          Yes I have already purchased that game as well on Steam

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          armored core has never been good and im sick of soulshomosexual band-wagoners pretending otherwise

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Todd. I'll wait for everyone else to play the game and fall into another of your broken games. If it isn't, I'll pirate it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buying a bethesda game
      >in 2023
      >no man's sky (but somehow more buggy) on top of all that
      LOOOOOOOL

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was expecting the demo to be good. I was NOT expecting it to turn me into a shotacon.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Estinien shows up
    >immediately jobs
    >Urianger shows up
    >immediately betrays

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone post the version of this gif that ends into an artifact storm

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >G'raha shows up
      >things are about to get gay
      >Y'shtola shows up
      >nothing happens

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Urianger shows up

      wait what when

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He voices a whole bunch of background npcs and I'm pretty sure he was Tyler too.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The guy who beheaded Elwin was voiced by Urianger's english va

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the soldier who decapitates Elwin.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt know that graha shows up too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Warrior of light?
        >my name is clive!
        >oh shit, sorry.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please play another game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please find another seethe.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        G'raha's JP VA is playing young Clive so that'd be funny

        Please play another game.

        There are already a bunch of XIV VAs in the game lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP POSTING PICTURES WITH asiatic SCRIBBLES NO ONE CAN READ

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      いいえ

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely one of the best demos I've ever played. Pure kino. Got goosebumps when the two dominants were epically battling during the cutscene. Also never seen a game do qtes for doors and it was super badass, the PS5's adaptive triggers really shine here. Story is also great, it's refreshing to finally get a grimdark fantasy game with complex characters that have sex and are more than just one dimensional tropes like in GoT.

    Gameplay is also pure bliss. It was so sick jumping into dudes and mashing square for a while, never had to use a potion either so wasnt frustrating at all. Flashy, beautiful graphics accentuate all of Clive's moves too and it ran at a solid 4k 60fps the whole time. The Eikon challenge was even better because I had variations of the same move but with different particle effects.

    True system seller and youre missing out if you dont play this game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its subtle, isn't it?

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gripping prologue demo
    >fun as frick battle demo

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This demo was kino and better than 16's

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like "episode dis gay" LOL
      look at that homosexual boy band

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >big empty nothing

      nah it was boring and only got worse

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      XV had multiple demos and literally all of them were better than 16's

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh no no no

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was such a brutal burial.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's even funnier than I remember

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        “EPIC BLUE BALLS WASTE OF TIME.”

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        best and most spot on review of 15

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        barry being an obnoxious homosexual just made this BTFO'ening more funny

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's just so fricking good

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think Conan is a homosexual, but this was hilarious to me because he was right when describing the game. He basically said what we were all thinking.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Duscae was great, TOO BAD TABATA CHANGED FRICKING EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IN THE FINAL GAME

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Demo better than the full game
      Bold move Tabata. Wonder how it panned out.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    %E7%A5%96%E5%A0%85%E6%AD%A3%E6%85%B6-Topic

    WHO ARE WE
    WE ARE THE DOMINANTS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOW DOES SOKEN DO IT
      DID THE CANCER JUST MAKE HIM STRONGER?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i fricking LOVE this type of orchestra
      so motivating

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The brass in this is way too catchy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brass makes everything better. When Society realizes this, it will begin to heal.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      legend

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      man cannot be stopped by man or illness only God can take him out at this point

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BEHOLD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBt4zT_PBmw

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You can get medals for defeating bosses without getting hit
    It's over... I'm not gonna make it...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      feels bad fellow shitters

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lame it out with fire

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you buying her game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm buying the game for the woofer.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there must be a lot of the abo's comments here huh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has to be a fetish at this point, right? Like he gets off on being humiliated time and time again and every (You) gets him closer to finishing?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do feel like it's genuine masochism at this point.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who the FRICK is barry and why are people going apeshit every single time about him in FF threads??

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      gee i dont know maybe because of

      there must be a lot of the abo's comments here huh

      also here he is again

      Please play another game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        14only mad because he got called out, obviously a newbie too who can't identify bazzy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats a new one abo, using that image. You truly are mindbroken

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just embarrassing lad, I'm sure you'll fit in soon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >now trying to start with with xiv
          Bro, a good chunk of the notable devs on xvi are from xiv.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's the pasta:

      Barry is an autistic aussie who around 2015 decided that FF XV directed by Tabata was going to be the greatest game in the history of gaming and that the previous director Nomura was a hack.

      The game was a financial and critical success, although user reaction ended up being mixed to negative, especially from older series fans. The criticism and lukewarm response to the initial DLCs for the game caused the final DLCs to be cancelled, and Hajime Tabata "resigned" from Square Enix. The development team was diminished and rolled into a seperate new company, Luminous Productions.
      Shortly after Hajime Tabata "resigns", FF XIV's reboot becomes a major financial success, starting to rival WoW on the MMO market, and director/producer Naoki Yoshida is given the keys of an entire SE core Business Division and a seat on the board of directors, as well as the reins over the new mainline FF title, FF XVI.

      From that point onward, Barry, who was already an S tier known shitposter at that point, especially in Famitsu, Kingdom Hearts and DMC threads, starts his crusade against FFXIV, XVI and Naoki Yoshida, who he calls "Yoshitpiss". Luminous Productions announces their first title, Forspoken, in 2020, and a few months later the first FFXVI trailer drops.
      Since then, and especially since the second FF XVI trailer dropped in June 2022 and Forspoken was delayed 2 times, Barry has become increasingly deranged. He started posting negative OP threads for FF XVI multiple times a day, mostly "the least ambitious Final Fantasy" and variants.
      The 4th FF XVI trailer dropping at the Game Awards alongside the Forspoken demo sent him completely deranged, and during the holiday week he received multiple lifelong bans. He just ban evades and continues.

      Now, Forspoken has flopped, the studio was closed, and the Square Enix CEO was fired over it. And so Barry keeps seething every day about FFXVI.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >critical success
        >lowest-reviewed mainline FF game

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you kneel?

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FF15 opens with you pushing a car
    >FF16 opens with Phoenix fighting Ifrit

    Why did the FF purist crowd choose to sperg out over 16 and not 15

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why did the FF purist crowd choose to sperg out over 16 and not 15
      The FF purist crowd has been sperging out since FF13, anon. Where have you been?

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone get an early copy yet

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The eyes are so pretty in this game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want him to frick me so bad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        we know, jill

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone cumming to Soken during the demo

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker hates movie games
    >nu-final fantasy is a movie game on par with GOW, TLOU, with 80% of the demo a series of cut scenes
    what did Ganker mean by this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the difference is that 1. FFXVI actually has gameplay and 2. its not western marvel slop like the last of fricks and god of onions

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're a zoomer

        >the prologue has cutscenes and is on rails

        NOOOOOOO

        >movie games are good... WHEN I LIKE THEM OKAY!!!!!!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          go be moronic somewhere else

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're a zoomer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the prologue has cutscenes and is on rails

      NOOOOOOO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      final fantasy has always been partly movie game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >life is strange
      >kingdom hearts
      Ganker just brings up le cutscenes because it's the default criticism for anything that wants to tell a story. It's a low-IQ "opinion" on par with something you'd see in twitch chat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese (read: non-American) sensibility without being moeshit or Marvelslop. It's a match made in heaven.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      first final fantasy game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF has been movie games since basically forever. At least XVI seems to have some larger explorable areas.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many copies do I need to buy to make the melbourne shitskin finally kill himself?

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/finalfantasyxvi/status/1668966858052222979

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Style tournie bros...I'm feeling motivated...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off combotroony

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. timely accessory user

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game is only 45-70 hours long
    Is it really that short?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      45-70 is a wide berth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not including the NG+ difficulties and trials. How many FF's are longer?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF7 is 30 hours long if you skip all the side quests

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damnation in..

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >3

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >2

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >salt bay when the salt's run out

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >majority of people praising the FF16 demo is just from XIV fans who watched their favorite streamer instead of actually playing the game themselves
    This is going to bomb really hard, isn't it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy projection

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      who are the people panning it
      do we have some discerning faces panning it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.youtube.com/live/lC_9C0uBIBY?feature=share

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >has his own steam group called 'The Hate'

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CBU3
    >Platinum
    >Tokyo Team

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shilling here will not increase your preorders, now go back to being irrelevant.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >g-go back to being irrelevant
      keep crying zeldasis

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >now go back to being irrelevant

      yeah XVgays

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m fricking assblasted that this isn’t coming to PC right now. In another universe I’m probably making threads calling it shit out of cope.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just wanna talk about the story and gameplay
    >moronic tortanicgays, Barry and Barry copycats make any actual discussion impossible

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just ignore them
      simple as

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just talk past them.
      That chafes their asses more than anything.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The combat didn't seem that good but I'm interested in the story so far at least

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you not play the eikon challenge?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if they didn't, the kit in the intro is still nice. It just depends if they played around with it or not.

        • 11 months ago
          Typical

          OH SHIT IM FEELIN IT

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If only taunts weren't just stupid whistling.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this comes out in a week

    holy shit i am hyped for this

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So many kino moments.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the chad paladin pose

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >think he's gonna betray
      >CHAD loyalty
      Soul.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >saw someone get a Game Over during the Ifrit fight because they were shooting the orb and not Ifrit

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everyone keep ignoring the fact that the game runs like shit (no locked 60fps) and it literally kills your PS5?

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blitzballin' Ifrit

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont forget to replay to get all the active time lore

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the bit with The Bastards gave me such Dragon's Dogma vibes

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This fricking demo man... i was so pissed off by the end but didn't even care, i know Clive will get his goddamned revenge in the end somehow. Now its just a wait for the damn game to finally release.

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I swore I'd protect you

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is he thinking at this moment

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I didn't have to handle politics back in Eorzea they'd just point me at something and told me to kill it and I did

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this place reeks
      >this tunic is itchy
      >there's cookie crumbs in my pocket

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what he is thinking, but I am thinking about how much I want sex from him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He clearly hates the sun/temperature

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Just go frick Kupka already so we can leave this house for losers."

      Gotta remember Barnaby wants all the Dominants for himself under his own rule.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no ps5

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joshuabros it's not fair. How did the joke summon beat us?

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It feels so surreal to think we might be getting a legit good Final Fantasy game, I wasn't even in school when FFX came out.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when the old dude calls hugo by his last name

    I swear I heard "wienera"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone said Kupka meant shit or something like that in their language.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CBU3 with no MMO limitations
    >delivers a traumatizing demo

    hoo boy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This scene fricked me up when i was first saw it in 2020.

      Why the frick can't the other Square-Enix producers they have on hand just actually do elements of horror or something other than archetypical weeby JRPG fantasy?

      Nomura is absolutely obsessed with making ultra cool Yakuza anti heroes in his games and it fricking fails every single time. Why not branch out and do other ideas like this team?

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    7R devs take note

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FULLY MODELED

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aerith has same pants but black

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ff7r characters just have black censorship spats

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they actually bothered to put in fail anims that sometimes have different dialogue
    neat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking neato

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >neat
      not really, I'd rather not have the qtes in to begin with

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody cares what you want homosexual

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is DDR your favorite game or something?

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOD I WANT TO HATEFRICK HER

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's up with Yoshida and crazy hot moms?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. Clive in Ifrit form

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not gonna lie, her facial structure is fricking same as her girly and useless first borne son.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can fix her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Begone, thot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clive will sacrifice himself to let jill have sex with grow up Joshua.

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so
    will Clive and Jill get a sex scene?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, I think there's a very good chance of that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it's not full frontal nudity with 20 minutes uncut penetration so I can beat my dick to it, it's not a sex scene, but a disappointment

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe.

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks fantastic and everything I ever wanted from a next-generation FF. After tonight I'm going on a blackout until the PC release. See you chads on the other side, don't have too much fun without me...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro... There's just no way. PC release is years away, you're not gonna make it spoiler free.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >years away
        No. You lie.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The exclusivity deal is until the end of this year, but Yoshi has said in interviews not to expect a PC release any time soon and definitely not by then. This might be the corpo line fed to him to keep Sony happy but I wouldn't bet on it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't these dudes want money? Yeah, I know about the exclusivity check.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I seem to remember them saying that they used a bunch of optimisation tricks that only work for the PS5 or some other bs and this means it's going to take a while to get it ready for the PC? I dunno, I'm tech illiterate.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They use the PS5's memory architecture as a crutch for asset loading to reduce load times.
                PC can do the same with DirectStorage now, but that tech is new and new tech is always slow to be adopted. Forspoken had it and it was terribly implemented in its port.

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros.. they even have sprites for the boys

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who voices the dad? Reminds me of Gaius but not as deep. Very similar inflections.

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'LL FRICKING KILL YOU

    damn how was that delivered so well and not cringe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >damn how was that delivered so well and so cringe
      ftfy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are lying b***h. it was cringe just as 9S 'performance'

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        settle down pajeet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they have some insanely talented VA's and the localization team from XIV is helping run it which i guess makes it good??? is that mmo even worth playing?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is that mmo even worth playing?
        IMO yes but without knowing how XVI will play out I don't know how easily I can recommend XIV to someone who enjoys the former.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes if you're looking for a decent english vocal performance and overall good story. No if you want to use your time well; ARR alone is 80+ hours of content, same goes for HW where the story gets genuinely really fricking good. Then there's a massive drop in quality because Maehiro got pulled to start writing FFXVI instead of the game, which doesn't really recover until ShB, but that's probably the best story in a Final Fantasy game since before 13 released.
        If what you care about is pure story, there's a ton of it, but its attached to a game with pretty shit gameplay until you're like level 70 upwards. And even then tab target MMO games are inherently bad and only really fun to play at top level with multiple good players.
        >t. savage player

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      #
      he actually sounded in pain and anguish and not just yelling for tye sake of it

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs Leon Kennedy as the chad protag of 2023

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ, he's wide

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still got nothing on 2005 Leon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, what a broad lad.
      I hope 30y/o Jill changes to look more MILFy too.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        she looks the same to me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        she looks the same to me

        Me loves Jill

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >random cutscene of clive being nice to a slave
    why?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He turns into one

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is the leviathan dominant and will come back later to save us

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To show that theres slaves, but they are not treated badly for the sake of it, they are just workers that should be happy that the kingdom is protecting them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're going to showcase how harshly slaves are treated in other countries in comparison

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To establish that there's slavery in the setting and that Clive isn't really comfortable with it. Also foreshadowing what happens to him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is maidenless eikonless lad who was supposed to be the duke and dominion.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's not a dick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he knows how cruelty feels, because of his mom so he shows others kindness

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the slaves are people who can use magic innately. Everyone else that uses magic has to depend on crystals. You can bet that'll be a key plot point later on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Clive becomes one at the end of the demo. Having the Brand on your face signifies your are a slave or a former criminal and of lesser station to your superiors.

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is incest the reason why 16 was banned in Saudi Arabia?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure it's because of homosexual shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are a million different things it could have been banned for. I'm betting they didn't like the arab nation having brothels and slaves.

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Friend has a PS5 so I was hoping he would get it since he loves FF
    >Says nah, "MC looks too edgy"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get it for yourself and just borrow his machine then

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I found you

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You DID stop the guy "working on the wall," right?

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >ummm because he's a DECENT HUMAN BEING????

    yeah? he's the fricking protagonist.

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hear for months that this is GoT
    >turns out it's actually Evangelion
    NormalBlack folk are a meme

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NormalBlack folk are a meme
      What else is new?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GET IN THE EIKON, CLIVE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There will be a scene with Jill shitting and pissing and drinking from the mud

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *AoT

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomzoom whose first anime was AoT doesn't recognize the dummy plug scene

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who is Shinji killing here? Has been too long since I watched Eva

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Suzuhara, but he just ends up losing a leg and an arm.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        dumb zoomer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that trumpet will always get me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Simply amazing

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >torgal whimpering during "that scene"

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is my husband. say something nice about him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based prostitute spotter

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, I spotted many prostitutes while playing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how he will die

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    POST YOUR SCHIZO THEORIES

    >Phoenix's power allows Joshua to "live" inside Clive's mind, he's the Mystery homie we see during flashbacks being retroactively edited into Clive's memories

    >the big midgame twist is the Ancients were aliens, and Valisthea is a big Hollow Earth petri dish/experiment with the crystals being giant magic batteries that suck the land dry

    >Mid is actually Clive's Half-sister

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's already confirmed. She is clive's cousin and his fiance.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joshua will be reborn as Clive and Jill's son

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're going to lean hard into Greek mythology. Greek lyrics in the music, some of the locations are Greek names.
      Which leads me to the hooded man being Typhon's dominant, the father of all monsters, being responsible for Ifrit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a really good one.

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's nice seeing Clive being treated like a dumbfrick here.

    ?t=735

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have to control this boner I got after playing the demo for a whole week
    I shouldn't have played the demo, fricking hell.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What scene got you the most

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the good bros just being incinerated in seconds.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A man of tastes

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the Benedikta/Hugo interaction in JP dub
    holy FRICK this is awful. Do not make this mistake

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      but does she call him a wiener?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No.

        'You wiener' is replaced with 'Hugo'.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't plan to. Like XIV this is meant to be played in English.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >JP dub is the shitty adaptation for once

      EN bros we finally won one.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >for once

        it's the case for FFXIV too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        English was the primary language, like Resident Evil or Devil May Cry

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$900 for PS5 and XVI

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >used PS5
      >gameshare the game and split the cost with a friend

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where the frick do you live that a PS5 costs you around $800?

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has there been any other demo in recent memory that has turned around people's expectations so much?
    The closest I can remember is when the beta or something got leaked for Human Revolution.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perhaps monster hunter world beta? It's 180 certainly wasn't nearly as strong as the sentiment behind Deus Ex and 16 though.

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit loves it
    >resetera loves it
    >twitter loves it
    >streamers love it
    >Ganker loves it
    SE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY ALL THESE SHILLS WHAT IS GOING ON

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the first time a demo made me preorder a game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Barry Curse is happening.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The barry curse is real and he never learns.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      which group was assblasted about the lack of "niggles?"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kotaku

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >resetera loves it
      Bullshit, those frickers love moral grandstanding too much

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        67 pages of jerking off to the demo and it's filled with people who weren't paying attention to 16 or were lukewarm about it.
        https://www.resetera.com/threads/final-fantasy-xvi-demo-available-now-impressions-thread.729000/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honest answer? The industry has been starving for literal years. AAA of the past, like, 8 years were so bad, players lost all the hope they had left in them for a GOOD game. Now suddenly a GOOD game's demo comes out and people are getting overly emotional like a person who found water in a desert. Simple as.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know about The Barry Curse
      anything Barry wants, the opposite happens. The reason why world of warcraft started to go down, was because of Barry using it as a example against xiv.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        barry has killed so far
        >wow
        >new world
        >lost ark
        >forspoken
        >luminous
        he hasn't shilled anything else ever since. He often post twitch screencaps, but twitch is about to die as well.

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    benedikta calling hugo a wiener was due to how pompous he was - it doesn't mean dick

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Torgal juggle eikon switch combos
    Yo this shit kino

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I don't understand is why all the orchestra shit is VSTs when 7R uses live orchestra? Like they couldn't spare the budget their AAA mainline game?

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game has cousin fricking so it hits too close to home for barry

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fancy fricker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dragoon
      It's over for Clive's popularity

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BAHAMUT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretty boy dragoon gay
      he's going to be the most popular character in Japan while Clive is going to be beloved in the West

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes totally going to have a redemption arc and then heroic death, i feel it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's gonna be the one to kill Clive's mom, whether he's a gay or not everyone will love him for that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        but we love mommy here.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most dragoons in final fantasy are gay. It's not looking os hot for your boy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most dragoons in final fantasy are gay
        i can't remember a single one.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          FFIV

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you even play it? Did you forgot that Rosa exists?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              beard

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                at least say something funny, so I can tell you are just shitposting and we can laugh together

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                that was the joke, though. she's his beard

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ah ok

                haha

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >possibly gay pretty boy that every loves

      he's the villain

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wish

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet he is Clive’s half brother. Annabelle was cucking Clive’s dad with the Emperor

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought the hype for this game was already at its peak, but square dropping the demo sent it over the edge. wow

  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker shits on FFXVI for months
    >Getting closer to release date
    >Demo drops
    >OMG U GUIZE IT'S SUPER KINO HAPPY FUN TIME! I'M SO GLAD I GOT A PS5!

    You people are clowns. I was the FIRST ONE who got hyped for FFXVI.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker shits on FFXVI for months
      [citation needed]

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you been living in a cave for the last 3-4 months? It's gotten a lot of hate on here and just recently started getting HYPED up.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://arch.b4k.co/v/
          cite your claims

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not about to dig through the archive and link every FFXVI hate thread for the last 2-3 months, so it's your problem if you choose not to believe me.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              no one believes you, moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I believe him because I come here every day and what he’s saying is true. FACT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker
      You mean 1-4 schizos?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was excited the moment I found out the Combat Director was Ryota.

  102. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder we're 1 week away from the launch and story leaks from people that got the physical game early might start happening soon. Barry and other ff16 haters will surely spam story spoilers. Be careful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm revving up my filters after today, and just going to take a break from Ganker to play video games or something.

  103. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys can u post more pics of my new mommy waifu i cant play the demo

  104. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing to see Barry getting drowned out by genuine praise for the game. Hope the fricker rots.

  105. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    at last..

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a space station

  106. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the demo had more spectacle and stakes than Ragnarok
    Sad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That single shot camera approach really limited them. But it was also pretty neat 5 years ago.

  107. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me tattoo'd Clive is a small portion of early game and we skip to an even older version of him where the tattoo is burnt off.
    Looking at that mark on his face, knowing what it means, is annoying actually.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >knowing what it means
      What, that he got played by his b***h of a mom, and is a Bringer through his 20's?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me tattoo'd Clive is a small portion of early game and we skip to an even older version of him where the tattoo is burnt off.
        Looking at that mark on his face, knowing what it means, is annoying actually.

        This was leaked/confirmed like 6 weeks ago, there is two timeskips in the game, at least as far as we know. Clive's hair gets longer/wilder as shown in the comparison image.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          We've literally known of the timeskips for a year.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        This was leaked/confirmed like 6 weeks ago, there is two timeskips in the game, at least as far as we know. Clive's hair gets longer/wilder as shown in the comparison image.

        I know there's another time skip. I want to know how early it happens in the game. Playing as SLAVE MARK Clive for most of it would feel awful tbh.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's 5% prologue, 45% 20's Clive and 50% 30's Clive.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >45% 20's Clive
            >almost half a game running with a slave mark
            Fricking hell.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think the slave mark might come off sooner, as soon as you unlock Limit Break.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That background looks like the Ifrit v Ifrit fight.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              wtf bro were you a slave irl? whats your hangup with the mark lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s ugly and an annoying reminder the protagonist got scandalized.
                Also the fact that he’s surround by other slaves with the same mark makes them look like a bunch of mass produced clones.
                Just an aesthetic preference.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                alright, thanks for sating my curiosity.
                personally I think it kinda looks badass, like someone who has been scorned by fate but forges ahead nonetheless

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think I wouldn’t be as annoyed by it if numerous characters didn’t have this identical tattoo texture in the exact same fricking spot on their cheek, that just makes it look cheap.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really like 30 year old Clive.

        Tell me tattoo'd Clive is a small portion of early game and we skip to an even older version of him where the tattoo is burnt off.
        Looking at that mark on his face, knowing what it means, is annoying actually.

        He burns it off later.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus christ he just gets hotter as time goes on

  108. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This demo made me preorder. Modern devs should take notes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >preordering
      Why? It’s not like this is a limited release. Just walk in on day one and buy it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just how much people liked the demo.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up gay nobody cares.

  109. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope we get another "and who made me that way" moment between Clive and his mom once she's gotten her ass beat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He will redeem her.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's going to throw that line "All in its right place" back to her as she gets carted off into slavery or something.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crazy how this game looks prerendered at all times. What a good looking game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf why did they kill the fricking maids

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Loose ends.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No witnesses

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they fricked up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      boring. i don't want to see Clive have mommy issues. he took it in stride because he cares for his brother and Jill and wants to protect him. he doesn't need to have his character be bound to his mom.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Clive shouldn't care that the person who helped ruin his life is his own mother
        Bro it's way too late for that lol. She's not going to be the final boss or anything but them having a confrontation is going to be important.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          he can confront her about the plot to murder Elwin and Joshua. that's fine.
          i'm just tired of characters having issues with their parents and making a huge deal with it. by the time it happens ingame Clive will be like a 30 year old frick, why does he care that his mother treated him poorly and liked Joshua more?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >by the time it happens ingame Clive will be like a 30 year old frick, why does he care that his mother treated him poorly and liked Joshua more?
            Why would he not care that one of his parents hated his guts

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              because that was 20 years ago and it's pitiful that he'd be crying about it instead of just moving on. carrying on revenge for the loss of Joshua and Elwin for his whole life is fine because that gives purpose but crying forever because mommy didn't like him is homosexualry

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >carrying on revenge for the loss of Joshua and Elwin for his whole life is fine because that gives purpose but crying forever because mommy didn't like him
                Those two things are so intertwined with each other that Clive just going "tch. whatever" at his mom would be shit writing lol. Why is he allowed to get mad over the pain she inflicted on their family and Rosalia but not him? Why do only Joshua and Elwin deserve justice? Why can't Clive be mad on behalf of the people who died because of her but also himself?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                because there's no world where writing
                >boohoo, i lost years of my life because you liked Joshua more
                is compelling. it's the sort of thing a kid that hasn't seen the world would be mad about. shit people exist everywhere, them being blood related or not doesn't make it any more or less special.
                >Why is he allowed to get mad over the pain she inflicted on their family
                because in this case the relationship with Joshua and Elwin is defined by Clive's love for them. she caused the loss of his loved ones and probably fricked over Jill in some capacity. him seeking her out for that is tantamount to justice seeing as she got away scot-free.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you seem so fixated on this fictional bad mother. hits the nerve? mothers are for love only.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                quite the contrary, mine was great. the people who want him to cry about her are the ones who seem to have mommy issues.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He doesn't know about her betrayal. He is a dominion just as she wanted. She may be happy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He will frick her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better yet, he will probably find her new phoenix baby and turn him against her.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's going to be nice to her in a pivotal moment because his father was that good of an influence on him.

  110. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gigachad protagonist
    >childhood friend gf (women aren't goblinas too)
    >loving relationship with his family
    >soundtrack in fricking Koine Greek
    >actual worldbuilding
    >fun combat
    does it get any better than this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

  111. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish I wasn't shit at vidya

  112. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im moronic, is it clive who kills Joshua and murdoch as ifrit or hes controlled by someone (mentioned in the eikonic challenge intro)?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ifrit is manifesting through Clive's body but someone else is controlling him, or its just Ifrit going apeshit.

  113. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    forspoken has better combat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, what is that attack animation.

  114. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoshi did a bad job marketing this game. This game looked boring until he showed Eikon and DMC combat stuffs. His rant about JPRG only confused those normies and boomers who didn’t follow FFXVI, despite what he said being true.

  115. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros, i think I won't be able to avoid watching a playthrough
    6 months is too much of a wait
    i wish getting banned Ganker also prevents you from browsing said board, i'd a hero my ip gladly if that helps me avoid spoilers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i wish getting banned Ganker also prevents you from browsing said board
      >newbies don't remember that being the case years ago

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        okay, i'm not and oldgay, but i'm not that new either
        back when I first started browsing here, 2007 or so, I never got banned until I touched /vg/. I didn't know that was the case, wish they could go back to that type of bans

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in the same boat as you. I already know the big bad and can tell where the story's going, but dunno how I'm gonna hold out/miss out on all the hype reactions for a year+.

      >6 months
      Oh no. Oh no no no.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6 months

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm in the same boat as you. I already know the big bad and can tell where the story's going, but dunno how I'm gonna hold out/miss out on all the hype reactions for a year+.

        >6 months
        Oh no. Oh no no no.

        SHUDDUP

        stop b***hing and just buy a PS5, that's all there is to it

        NYO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop b***hing and just buy a PS5, that's all there is to it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      instead of torturing yourself for 2+ years, just go work at mcdonalds for a week and buy a ps5.
      you can always resell it after you beat the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6 months is too much of a wait
      https://www.gameinformer.com/exclusive-feature/2023/05/23/dont-expect-the-pc-version-of-final-fantasy-16-anytime-soon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, just buy a ps5 man. It's a good system. You can get one for $400.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry man i know that its rough to deal with. i was thinking about maybe doing a recording of my playthrough with no commentary so people can enjoy it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'd watch it

  116. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got that message from SE that tells people not to button mash?

  117. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that flavor text is unfiltered soul

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>FF themed quick brown fox
      kino

  118. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope all the dominants team up at the end

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ifrit and bahumut linked up??

  119. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for this and pic related.
    I'm gonna Stinger spam my way through both.

  120. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >penultimate boss of FFXV
    >the protagonist of ffxvi

    what did he do to deserve the glowup

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshi-P outright said that he's been a the first summon for most of the franchise, and usually gets scrapped for something better. They wanted to give him a shot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's good boy

  121. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So if I got it right, the hooded figure possessed Clive's body to manifest Ifrit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe. Phoenix Gate is known to be a place where The Phoenix dominant is able to communicate with the previous dominants so it is possible that Clive got hijacked by a previous Ifrit dominant.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice catch

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really wish clive will be a true fire ifrit dominant to spite his mom and the hooded character was only the trigger for his awakening

  122. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Clive absorb or just copy the other dominants’ powers?

  123. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i need to hear more of this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      find the flame

  124. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game has no black people
    >watch a black streamer w/ majority black audience
    >they all love it

    Sasuga, Yoshida-sama.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the ones complaining about no blacks arent even black, they are just your usual numale troony

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah
      it's usually white libs crying on behalf of black people

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They love the man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the black ppl i know think the outrage is ridiculous

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the author of those articles is a legit anti-jap racist mainlander chinese turned into californian troony who also "works" in the gacha market lol
        https://twitter.com/six6jiang

  125. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Don't doubt for a second square paid these guys off. Game will be popular for all the wrong reasons. This is final fantasy for the the last of us and god of war crowd, even stooping down to their level with door opening QTEs.

    Sony California truly is the cancer of gaming.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gotta get my shitpost in before the thread dies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gotta get my seethe in before thread dies

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