FFXVI is a bad follow up to FFXIV

How did they expect me to give a frick about "i'm your god and will do the evil because i am a god and my victory is inevitable" after the GOAT?

I swear the only people liking FFXVI are people whos last FF game was the barrycore trash that is FFXV and anyone that played through Shadobringers can actually compare and contrast with a good story and XVI just pales in comparison.

Like i've seen people stop and cry in the latest Endwalker raid tier just because of a single boss based on Amourot from Shadowbringers. Has anyone seen that kind of reaction from Ultimas early 90's jrpg madlibs?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ishikawa probably gets to write the next mainline title

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hope so. When i got to Barnabas being 3 seconds of "uhhh m-m-mutherrr" and jobber dialogue out of fricking Enchanted Arms or Infinite Undiscovery i got quality whiplash.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no longer lead writer
      >only written a few side stories in the EW patch content.
      >no elaboration on what she's doing only that she's leaving the reins to the other writers in the team
      yeah she's definitely doing something

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone needs to be like the ascians or XII baddies
    Uh, Exdeath? Kefka? Golbez? Sephiroth? Xande? Emperor?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they just need to be someone you give a shit about. Like how Kefka was Lockes old friend who was captured and experimented on by the Empire. Or Kuja was a homunculus who discovered he was nearing the end of his short artificial lifespan and fell to despair.

      Final Fantasy villains can be one note but the memorable ones have something that makes them stand out. Sephiroth found out half the truth of him being Hojo's son and experimented on in the womb and he broke over it and the tragic part was he didn't get the whole story to begin with. They are characters put in situations that shape them to become the villain.

      Like Emet says in Shadowbringers: "Now do you see why we yearn for the great rejoining? for our friends, our loved ones, for all of creation to be made whole again. Would you wish for the same?" and even though ultimately you have to stop the BBEG you can understand what lead to them becoming the villain most of the time.

      Ultima could have been that. The Fallens "transgression against god" could have been creating life, the first artificial dominants and the ultima weapon was one of them and their own hubris led to their downfall.

      Instead he's just basically an AYY that gets his shit kicked in because he's ultimately just a short sighted hypocrite. At least Metion had the excuse of being a empath overwhelmed by a galaxy of suffering, war and death overriding her core identity. Ultima is just a guy from any generic 3rd party jrpg you would see on the SNES or PS1 in the 90's and forget about until you see some niche youtuber make a video about it 30 years later.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Like how Kefka was Lockes old friend who was captured and experimented on by the Empire
        No he wasn't you moron

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You might want to replay FFVI bro.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You never noticed Lockes backstory involves a partner who is identical to kefka but with brown hair and no clown make up who gets captured by the empire and shortly thereafter Kefka Polattzo shows up as a new general out of nowhere and Kefka himself treats Locke differently and mentions magitek experiments broke his mind?

            Locke's backstory is that he was a friendless loser who went treasure hunting with the only person who didn't look down on him, which got her hurt and led to him leaving town.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You never noticed Lockes backstory involves a partner who is identical to kefka but with brown hair and no clown make up who gets captured by the empire and shortly thereafter Kefka Polattzo shows up as a new general out of nowhere and Kefka himself treats Locke differently and mentions magitek experiments broke his mind?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's stuff that was added in pixel remaster

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kefka was
        Fanfiction
        >their own hubris led to their downfall.
        That's Ultima.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares? both are dead

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I AM BACK HERE

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm your god and will do the evil because i am a god and my victory is inevitable
    That's literally not the plot to the game. How can such a plainly laid out narrative filter so many people. It's actually wild.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he didn't play the game. Even game "reviewers" didn't play the game, they played the prologue and then watched the rest of the story cutscenes on Youtube.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would anyone play that pile of garbage?
        even shills like maximilian had a hard time playing through it, and he was paid to shill it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Garbage
          See here

          >Are ass
          I don't take the opinion of what an American thinks.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            watch a good movie or read a good book from time to time
            xiv is fricking shit

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emet was a good character but a shitty villain. 'Relatable' villains are ass. You need a villain you fricking hate the guts of, who you want to see dead because they're an irredeemable c**t and did things that they'd never be forgiven for.
    All this crappy shite about 'But muh tragic past!' is annoying as Hell. There's a reason Exdeath is the best FF villain, and it's not because he spent several scenes talling about how bad his life was.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      a good villain would be commodus from the gladiator
      emet is fricking trash in comparison

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but we got that in Shadowbringers. We get a literal child torturing pedophile to kill with Sorrows of Werlyt.

      Emet works because you feel bad for him because thats a rarity. Did you feel bad for gigapope or zenos? frick no. But Emet was friends with your past life. He's there wanting to see Azem. To prove himself right or wrong without having to debate or wonder if he's doing the right thing anymore. Thats what makes Emet work. He isn't a rando. He's connected to the protagonist

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're not supposed to feel bad for the villain, you fool.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Did you feel bad for gigapope
        Kind of, actually. His initial struggle was justified, him and his whole country had been suffering for a crime the perpetrators of which had long since died. The first issue is how far he was willing to go to stop it, and how once he got the power it affected him (the fact he suddenly starts talking about conquering the world even though he had shown on inclinations towards doing it before that point makes me think the primalification messed with his sanity, like Thordan the primal, not the person, was geared towards conquest for some reason).

        It's still not as big of a reason as Emet had and we're not sold on his sympathetic side nearly as hard, but it is a good reason and a good start of his downfall into villainy. I'd remind you that Thordan, despite everything, welcomed WoL and Alphinaud by straight up declaring "Yes, I'm working with the ascians. I'm not going to hide that from you, I just want you to understand that I still don't trust them but I'd rather risk my integrity than let my people suffer." In that sense he's not even different from the Scions themselves in ShB, the problem is that he kept falling further.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's a reason Exdeath is the best FF villain,
      Weird way to spell Garland

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Garland is good but he ends up with a weak presence in I, and was better expanded on in Dissidia and SoP.
        Exdeath meanwhile is SUPREME.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are ass
      I don't take the opinion of what an American thinks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I somewhat disagree. Ideally a villain will both be someone you hate but also someone who has more than just "I'm evil lol" going for them. It doesn't have to even be a nuanced motive, a backstory can be enough, like in Kefka's case where he's the lingering aftermath of the Empire's hubris, or Kuja is another similar example of a great villain who is a victim of circumstance.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    XIVgay here and i felt like XVI completely falls apart after it peaks with Bahamut. They killed off all the interesting characters. The end of the world stuff is boring compared to the game of thrones politishit. Gameplay has no depth or variety, theres no enough unique monster types to make 60 hours not drag, they start recycling shit with the 'akashic' gimmick and barnabas is the worst final fantasy villain maybe ever and jill gets less screen time and development than the fricking dog.

    Great first half, mid second half. It just made me want to NG+ Shadowbringers and revisit Norvrandt instead.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowbabbies have shit taste.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Got filtered by Norvrandt SOVL
        I'm actually sorry for you friend.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love (ShB) Emet and miss him every day.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That, that isn't funny.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop it.

        I SAID STOP IT!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats brutal.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    XVI is better than XIV because its gameplay isn't total shit. Simple as.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowbringers is very bad. An isekai where you kill a dude because despite him being all powerful and all knowing he won't see reason and the power of friendship beats him.
    And that's it. Completely inconsequential because it happens in another universe and has zero repercussions in the last three expansions and the next one funny enough. You can take out this character from xiv and nothing changes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the reason why shb is great is precisely because it's self contained and doesn't have any other bullshit weighing it down. I hadn't been invested in the msq for a decade until shb came along and told an actually good story

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can choose to conveniently ignore it's attached to an MMO. It's not a very good story either way, in fact 3/4ths of it are side quests with nothing important in them other than introducing us to uh...
        Social dynamics and politics.
        That does sound awfully similar to another game that is being heavily criticized for having a really bad story huh?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Social dynamics and politics.
          >That does sound awfully similar to another game that is being heavily criticized for having a really bad story huh?
          Sounds like the entire msq until ShB. The difference is ShB was actually interesting

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The difference is that the payoff expansion that was supposed to be garlemald got reduced to a zone, you fricking b***h moron.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >its a garleaboo moron

              oh brother. it all makes sense now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >where you kill a dude because despite him being all powerful and all knowing he won't see reason and the power of friendship beats him.
      Bro did you finish FFXVI?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't play it but I've seen the ending. CBU3 has no writers and Yoshida is a hack.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Power of friendship is based and the peak of all fiction. Shame you can't say the same about EW/XVI. Dogshit products.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They started working on XVI after Heavensward. They probably got the idea for Emet and the Ancients from working on Ultima and the Fallen. So stuff from Shadowbringers came after the stuff in XVI.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ShB was a pretty good shounen anime but EW is literally the best story I've consumed in any form of media
    Also emet isnt your friend, he was azem's friend and I think people often get it wrong and think emet actually thinks of you as azem
    Zenos is WoL's friend that actually truly understands what he is

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zenos pls go and stay go, stop being jelly of your peppy-pep.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SB was the last time I cared about the story, I hate everything about the ancients, they should have stayed shadow homies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amourot was ludokino.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen anyone stop before a raid pull because stormblood music makes them tear up.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey this guys real frickable i dont play your game but does he give off rapey vibes?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has an english accent and is very tall.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't have rapey vibes he has pathetic old man vibes but that's what makes him hot

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >PATHETIC OLD MAN
        YOU ARE LITERALLY SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh you'd like this game

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think I’d like the porn not the game
            Not a mmo person I play FPS’s with old men in them.
            But THANK YOU for the new old men I can add to the repository

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              God bless

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