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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Penny's Big Breakaway is more fun than this piece of shit slop. If that makes me a fake fan then I am the fakest that there is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I found you, faker!

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    huh, so this game was containment after all. Makes sense.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it always was. anyone who claims to like it is a complete moron. it's a shallow, cynical product that exists to nostalgiabait a specific subset of autists who are obsessed with physics and classic sonic that sega was tricked into catering to post-mania. between this and origins flopping i'm hopeful they get a fricking grip and realize sonic should be doing new things and not just wallowing in nostalgia purgatory forever.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A game being mediocre trash isn't a filter

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >m-muh bad bosses
    When did Sonic ever have good bosses?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1, 2, 3K, Adventure 2, could maybe form an argument for Shadow

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most of the bosses in those games suck.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I disagree.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Incorrect

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          erroneous

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shadow
        Egg Breaker is ok.
        Heavy Dog/Blue Falcon are ok.
        Black Bull (lol) sucks
        The Egg Dealer sucks.
        Sonic and Diablon is ok
        Black Doom is ok.
        Devil Doom is ok.

        For Sonic boss standards, that's pretty good.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sonic and Diablon sucks, the big climactic fight against Sonic should have been way cooler.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed, I wish Sonic did more than act as a step stool and occasionally hit you. As far as fighting Diablon goes it's alright.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter what you thought of the bosses in those game, at least they were quick.
      These bosses suck AND they're tedious as shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic Advance 2, Unleashed, and honestly Sonic 1.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sonic Advance 2’s bosses were all terrible. Especially that one that can instakill you.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >noob can't air dash in and out of the way of Sky Canyon Boss's hand
          lmao, literally double tap a direction in the air.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If every boss in Sonic history was bad, Superstars would still have the worst bosses.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your a fricking fake get out. Sonic 1 2 3k mania 06 True last boss generations egg dragoon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day moron

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not spending 60 dollars on a soulless 2.5D Sonic Mania clone

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its bad. just like frontiers. offering criticism of a game doesnt mean you "HATE SONIC!!!" it just means you would rather see him be something more than garbage shovelware pumped out to make fat gaijins give the yakuza their neetbux.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get the same team that made Mania
    >have them make a sequel with all new levels
    >everyone loves it
    It's honestly that easy and it's a shame that Sega is so careless with Sonic. The brand sells itself, sure, but shouldn't you feel bad that your franchise continues to be an embarrassment?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its because they were working on pennys big breakaway that we got superstars

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that's true then I made a mistake dismissing Penny's Big Booty or whatever it's called.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw long dev times and Forces have mindbroken Sonic fans so much that they will gladly accept mediocre shit like Frontiers and Superstars

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frontiers appeals to the storygays from the adventure games-sonic 06 while Superstars appeals to classic fans. You can't win with sonicgays

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Frontiers appeals to the storygays
        It appeals to shonentards that want to watch cutscenes instead of play video games
        >Superstars appeals to classic fans
        It's certainly trying to but they didn't do a good job of it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        frontiers' story is fricking bad though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's fricking amazing, actually. Did you even play it? Eggman gets a daughter and inducts Sonic into the Eggman Empire. Tails confronts his wishy-washy nature and affirms he's going to be his own hero. Amy and Sonic reconcile that they do like each other, but it's important for Amy to maintain her space and do her own thing until Sonic is willing to be honest with himself. Not to mention Super Sonic 2 and the entirety of The End explaining the Chaos Emeralds (somewhat) and the Chao, and their relation with Chaos (the character). It's never been this deep. It makes SA2 look like S2 in terms of depth and complexity and rich emotions.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            dear god, please let this be bait.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is why no one responds to you nor takes you seriously. We pour our hearts and souls into conveying what we like about something, and your overwhelming cynicism causes you to turn a blind eye to it. Do not reply to me in the future, until you learn from your mistakes and apologize for being so rude.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                its fricking bad dude, please acquire a higher media literacy beyond just sonic. im not even going to go into why its bad because this is probably just bait anyway.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                1) I told you to not reply to me until you apologized.
                2) It's very convenient that -you- don't have to offer a rebuttal because what I feel is "probably just bait", when you're the one who's been incredibly hostile from the word go. If anything, you're the one outrage baiting to get replies from genuine fans.

                Again, do NOT reply to me in the future until you apologize for being rude.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll explain it terms that you can understand:
                On God Sonic Frontiers is cringe fr no cap my guy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                just go watch the 2 and a half hour video essay by jebtube dissecting the story and explaining why its bad moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >1) I told you to not reply to me until you apologized.
                This has to be bait.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >media literacy
                your dilator ma'am

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >media literacy
                ah yes because the great gatsby and anthem are the pinnacle of writing

                samegay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                literally just play anything else but sonic you obese sperg and youll see that frontiers is stinking dog shit left out in the sun to bake on a sidewalk.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the other homosexual you think I am, all I was saying is that """media literacy""" is a forced meme phrase by troony zoomer pseuds who think Persona 5 is "literally sea pee" but still want to "critically consume it"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you sure do have a lot of made up strawmen in your head to get angry at.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, but twitter screencap threads have unfortunately shown me people like that do exist. no idea about the forced meme phrase part though.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >media literacy
                ah yes because the great gatsby and anthem are the pinnacle of writing

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like to pretend it's not.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frontiers story is boring and only exists to apologize to all the people angry at the complete shit that was forces. Almost to a pathetic degree

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can appeal to both at once.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't give a frick about story.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            boohoo Black person

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got this for christmas. its still in the shrink wrap lol

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why yes, Yoshi's New Island and Hey! Pikmin were my favorite entries from these franchises, why did you ask?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      balan wonderworld had kino art direction at least, apart from a couple of the costumes looking weird as frick. superstars would probably look great if they went for that hand drawn aesthetic that they had planned on.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >balan wonderworld had ki-

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it did. the rest of the game is just mid.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs your $60 game despite being a literal fangame with no budget
    not hyperbole by the way, I replayed it recently and had way more fun than I did with Superstars. It's just sad at this point.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes a baseless accusation
    >offers no proof to support baseless accusation
    It's like playing chess with a pigeon, all you do is knock over the pieces, defecate on the board, and declare yourself the winner.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dang we really got the Angry Video Game Nerd up in here telling us what's what lmao

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If your 2D Sonic boss doesn't have a window for extra hits to reward precise and risky players, it's shit. Even Advance 1 and 2 had this.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arzest

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >couch co-op only in 2020+

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 fricking hit bosses what bullshit is that. All sonic bosses are fricking 8 hits

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather be a fake fan than someone that takes what ever Sonic Team churns out.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indeed, anyway that promoted is exposed themselves as a scyophantic shill.

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