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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >redditor, c*ck, women game
    >filtering low IQs
    LMOA.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are the living proof it's working.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no he isn't and you don't ever understand how dumb you are.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my iq is 129 and i don't like this video game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i stand corrected
      >*filters people with sub-130 IQ*

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        My IQ is 146 and I genuinely do not believe it is possible for someone of above-average intelligence to enjoy this game without willingly ignoring a host of problems.
        I have a friend who is way smarter than me academically and he loves it, but I think it's mostly because he, a) hasn't played many actual RPGs, and b) fell hook-line-and-sinker for the hype surrounding it.
        Am I necessarily claiming that he is stupider than me for enjoying Baldur's Gate 3? Not at all, I know I would probably have fun with it. But from a bird's-eye view there is so much more to play, and it's absurd to claim Larian are changing the whole industry.

        >>*filters people with sub-147 IQ*

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        132, also not into this gay shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes anon the formula has been refined

          >>>*filters people with sup-78 or sub-147 IQ*

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I uninstalled after Halsin forces you to kill children in the worg pens. Frick that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      spoiler tag you wienersucking snowflake moron

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you deserve it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a force; you can kill Haslin instead.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to kill them, bro.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Feeling bad for non humanoid children

      homosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      goblin children are animals that should be put down

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >attack a Tiefling child just to frick around
      >script takes over and they just run away and disappear
      >Bethesda game rules I guess
      >get to the worg pen
      >"I'll just attack the kids once then they'll frick off"
      >split a goblin child in half with my greataxe

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        In my game I burning hands'd them to death outside the goblin camp walls, then threw the only witness in the river

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chaotic evil murderers are OK if they're children
      What's it like to be moronic?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        killing a goblin child is an alignment shift in dnd 5e which is what the game is based on

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          To my knowledge 5e doesn't have any official rules structure for alignment shift outside of magic items doing it for you or the DM/Player says so. If 5e did have game rules for alignment shifts then killing goblin children still wouldn't shift your alignment towards anything other than good.
          Genociding evil races like goblins does actually count as a "good" act as far as D&D alignment is concerned because alignment is more sports team with shared ideals than real world morality.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron, the kids run away if you don't attack them
      no one forced you to shoot an arrow into the back of their skull

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he havent killed elf gay to save children
      literally hitler

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao you don't have to kill them you fricking moron, they run away.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The blood was not on my hands in my game; it was on Halsin’s.
      I had Gale put them both to sleep since I didn’t want them to bring more goblins into the room before I dealt with the ones right in front of me, and the first thing this heckin’ wholesome druid saw fit to do with his newfound freedom was to immediately make a beeline for both of them and maul both of them to death.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gobloid spawn
      Must be killed thats right

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My girlfriend literally shot those kids as they were running hahahahahaha pussy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      those children will be Black folk i means goblins when they grow up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      g*blin children do not qualify for empathy thoughever.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *above-120

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like
    >filters people with no friends

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's more of an empathy check.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      most people that easily empathize with fictional characters don't really extend the courtesy to most everyone in real life

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're making a claim that is nearly impossible to prove without research, but based on anecdotal evidence I would agree with it.
        My point is that if you can't or won't emphathize with fictional characters you will probably not enjoy the game.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My IQ is 146 and I genuinely do not believe it is possible for someone of above-average intelligence to enjoy this game without willingly ignoring a host of problems.
    I have a friend who is way smarter than me academically and he loves it, but I think it's mostly because he, a) hasn't played many actual RPGs, and b) fell hook-line-and-sinker for the hype surrounding it.
    Am I necessarily claiming that he is stupider than me for enjoying Baldur's Gate 3? Not at all, I know I would probably have fun with it. But from a bird's-eye view there is so much more to play, and it's absurd to claim Larian are changing the whole industry.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My IQ is 146
      This is where we all stopped reading.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >without willingly ignoring a host of problems.
      How do you enjoy anything without willingly doing this? We live in a fallen world and society.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got 161 but it doesn't mean anything.

      The game is the capeshit of cRPGs, shiny and pretty with pretty much exclusively fanservice, a medium tier plot and ultra-simple gameplay. World reactivity they made is pretty cool though, but story and plot reactivity aren't.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >World reactivity they made is pretty cool though
        How I knew you don't actually have an IQ of 161

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actual RPGs
      I have played a ton of RPGs and BG3 for RP/reactivity purposes is the best of them. The combat is noob friendly because of 5e but it is still incredibly fun to play and varied.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my iq is 146
      >writes in 6th grade english

      I got 161 but it doesn't mean anything.

      The game is the capeshit of cRPGs, shiny and pretty with pretty much exclusively fanservice, a medium tier plot and ultra-simple gameplay. World reactivity they made is pretty cool though, but story and plot reactivity aren't.

      >i got 161
      >buzzwords and 4th grade english, repeats "pretty" 3 times, twice in one sentence

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, a significant amount of 'smart' people are poor writers.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        iq is a test of whether you can tell which shape comes next in a sequence of shapes. it doesn't make you a better writer

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          low iq take, comprehensive tests (not the 20 multiple choice online ones) include word definitions, you'll find nary a real genius who isn't verbally adroit

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            case in point

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >verbally adroit
            Only pseudo intellectuals talk like this. People who are meaningfully intelligent will prioritise clarity in their speaking and prefer more simple, direct words. Vocabulary flexing occurs only at the high parts of the IQ bell curve.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro if you think verbally adroit isn't simple and direct word choice I've got news for you kek

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is reminding me of when law students or random people that read what fallacies are keep trying to mention whenever they can, and in latin form.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has 200 spatial and 60 verbal

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, I wonder what that would look like in person. Even more mathematical geniuses like Einstein and Newton had good control over their words and speech

          >Hireling druid when you can either have Astarion pumping out damage, Wyll to easily soak up counterspells for your bless and damage bots to work, or Karlach to be a smooth brain aggro sponge
          Sure druid is fine but the guy is going to melt without being able to fight back, specially against the enlarged roid monster with dankness up every round

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You'd only find a split like that in savant-tier autists

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd figure yeah

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is normal. I'm in the mid 120s and I frequently reuse words. Sometimes I'll catch it and go back to punch up my writing, but that's fundamentally a waste of time. People who are actually smart just wanna get their ideas out as quick as possible and then gtf away from people again.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >People who are actually smart just wanna get their ideas out as quick as possible and then gtf away
          People who are truly smart know that your ideas are only as good as how well you are able to convey them.
          What you said is a laughable midwit cope for people whose ideas wouldn't stand up to scrutiny (and no, I don't just mean grammar and verbiage), but who want to protect their ego by telling themselves their ideas really are great and it's just that they don't care enough to present them well.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta but my iq is around 120 and my ideas include sex with dragons and not much else
            true intelligence is knowing when it doesn't fricking matter

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >messi gif
            ignored

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Explaining things in a simple way is not intelligent, TRUE geniuses run their shit through a thesaurus and convolute their language as possible to show off their superior vocabulary
            >People that are truly smart also elect to use their time conveying their genius to anonymous Baldur's Gay players on the Gankers
            >surely people wouldn't just immediately mentally write off everyone that doesn't like the same video games as a moron, especially not here
            You are a Black person

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me have 170 IQ, u dum. troony troony troony on me mind all da timez

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      First of all, dubious proofs but I'll engage.
      >Absurd to claim Larian are changing the whole industry
      Not quite, the level of polish, quality, and general work in the game for what it is (AA+) is genuinely impressive and especially compared to weaker games like Starfield or TOTK (Zelda DLC on steroids)
      It is especially impressive that what's been considered to be a niche AA crpg developer made a reasonably priced game that can compete with industry titans and AAA gaming, especially with full voice acting, mocapping, and having for the most part a sensible and well put-together journey. Yes, the game has flaws, but you can't in good faith expect to enjoy gaming by hyper analyzing every single flaw you see. Either way, gaming and further the enjoyment of all things artistic are subjective, and everyone can be susceptible to bad taste. Not weird at all you wouldn't like or enjoy it, sometimes that just happens even for games as "inclusive" as BG3.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *filters republicans*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, the current Republican party isn't even conservative. It's genuinely turned into a Trump cult and the current Democratic party is an anti-white, troony cult.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's all the same, idiot.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The voters are not all the same.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah republisharts are dumber, proven by science

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are even dumber.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the current Republican party wants to help the people
        FTFY

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I despise the left, but all the Republic politicians want to do is gain power and own the libs.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            And I'm a leftist, so I am able to see through the mirage of lies that is being fed to us. Sadly, that is how things are now.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes the dems don't want power at all and there most certainly isn't a deepstate/uniparty comprised of Black folk from both parties who should have retired 2 decades ago. This is your brain on propaganda.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The dems don't seek power because they already have consolidated the power of finance and tech/social media and big pharma, ironically they're slipping on cultural institutions but the repubs are too moronic and genuinely uncool to gran this area so it'll be ceded back to the left in less than a decade or potentially (long shot) third/lib party will become to heralds of counter culture.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            they just want power, period

            "owning the libs" is just a cope rep voters use to justify supporting politicians that fricks them in the ass, no spit

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>*filters people with sup-78 or sub-147 IQ*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >or
      and*

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one on this board has an iq over 120 besides me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong, I have a 134 and since you watch ruby I can only assume "over 120" means 121.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *filters democrats*

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >filter chuds and trannies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"bug"
      Admire my wiener, lowly peasant.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Modern game for modern audience
    No thanks.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *filters your thread*

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    In all honesty, this is probably an 97 IQ game. I did enjoy it, but you don't need to be an acting MENSA representative to get the plot. It has a few nuanced elements but it's not as if it's some kind of Sherlock-tier mastery of deduction to figure out the Emperor is the Ilithid who tadpoled you in the starting sequence. They make it pretty obvious.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played and enjoyed the game.
    It is not mechanically bad or poorly-written.
    However, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone and the only reason I even played it was because I bought the EA version back when it became available.

    I think the side content is morally disgusting and what could have been a great game was ruined by pandering to degenerates and the mentally ill.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cast bless
    >win game
    was that so hard?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      early game bless = got tier
      mid to late game bless = wasted concentration slot

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *filters incels and nazis and homophobes and transphobes*

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only time I ever made any progress in this game was when I gave Astarion abilities/gear that made his evasion 100% exclusively thanks to a bug. He wasn't immune to spells but enemies would still run up to him to try and punch him. At the end of Act 2 he was surrounded by ten people at once who all missed every turn for ten turns. This is the caliber of "game" "design" you are dealing with here.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've described nearly every RPG with gear, talents, or feats.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game design is aggressively shit
      >wander into area but didnt toggle hide on every party member so you all move like snails
      >suddenly a new enemy type
      >this one uhhh let's see grabs you so you cant use spells, teleports everyone 5 miles away, has a bonus 20 to rolls, has a spell called mega Black person ass fister that does 50 damage (not available to player characters hehe)
      >die because that's moronic if you dont see it coming or respec
      >repeat every encounter

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        3/10 Bait

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a campaign designed by a complete tool.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game is absurdly easy on the lowest difficulty.
          It's 'hard' for all of five levels on the highest difficulty.
          Anyone complaining about the game's difficulty is admitting that they know nothing about the game's systems.

          Example

          the game design is aggressively shit
          >wander into area but didnt toggle hide on every party member so you all move like snails
          >suddenly a new enemy type
          >this one uhhh let's see grabs you so you cant use spells, teleports everyone 5 miles away, has a bonus 20 to rolls, has a spell called mega Black person ass fister that does 50 damage (not available to player characters hehe)
          >die because that's moronic if you dont see it coming or respec
          >repeat every encounter

          >Have alert, I go first, not surprised
          >Most boss fights open with dialogue
          >You can end multiple boss fights WITH dialogue checks

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does it feel to be bad at video games?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wait for portals to nearly die
          >take invis potion near balthazar's door
          >watch both sides kill each other for me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        bait or moronic

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a game made for midwit redditors, its fricking piss easy like all mainstream video games, they are meant to be accessible to normies.
    Also i don't give a shit about challenge in video games, i play for having fun. Dragon's Dogma gives me fun, this snooze game does not. So i dropped it. It's that simple.
    t. 138 IQ

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon's Dogma is the most contrarian midwit game that exists.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dragons dogshit is the most dogshit game shilled on v
      I beat it on hard by spamming light attacks
      the women are ugly as sin too
      the only reason i finished it was because I kept thinking it would "get good later"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally proving OP right. DD is a shallow game propped up by nice visuals and animations

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      > t. Save Scummer

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Minthara actually have a full story or is she a half-assed companion? Deciding if I want her or Karlach for second playthrough.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, she doesn't have a quest.

      Yeah republisharts are dumber, proven by science

      And yet they know that men aren't women.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's too high IQ and elite for plebian things like quests.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No quest but she does have the most to say and is the most interactive with the quests in act 3. While most companions jusy have the generic "leave party / nevermind" options you can ask minthara a lot about her thoughts on whatever current quest you are on. I really liked her.

      early game bless = got tier
      mid to late game bless = wasted concentration slot

      >even having a cleric
      Just bard of swords and double shot everything to death behind aoe spells on chokepoints and win every encounter

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You genuinely have to be sub-70 iq to think act 3 is good. It literally turns into a generic children's fantasy story.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with a generic children's fantasy story?

      >MISS
      i beat the game and i fricking hated it. Every single fight is east even on tactician, the hardest part of combat is relaoding. If you call that difficulty then youre the problem.kys troony homosexual

      >reloading
      My brother, why do you do this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just the epilogue for the game which ended with the Thorm story and dressing for the bonus Raphael fight. The game is over but you're hungry for more so you wander around the pretty city while something about brains happens in the background.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Act 3 is like a bad version of divinity OS act 1 right down to the murder mystery and dock workers being lazy

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MISS
    i beat the game and i fricking hated it. Every single fight is east even on tactician, the hardest part of combat is relaoding. If you call that difficulty then youre the problem.kys troony homosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the hardest part of combat is relaoding
      Save scumming in combat because you're a shitter?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Save scumming in combat because you're a shitter?
        Worst argument you can make is to defend mandatory miss chances no matter how hard you invest when you only get 1-4 actions at the most per turn and you roll a miss. I beat the game in a fake honor mode run without save scumming, it was more fun because i just went with whatever bad decisions i made and the game still sucked. Im sorry you defend the laziest combat system. Im glad youl never reproduce.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mandatory miss chances
          It's based on the rules of a dice game, of course there's mandatory miss chances.
          But it's a shitty dice game, and your lowest chance to miss is 5% (roll of 1 on a d20). Shitters will defend this game design.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mandatory miss chances
          Turn off karmic dice, moron. Learn how advantage works and stop trying to use spells that don't scale with your character's stats. It's not hard to hit things in this game. You just sound moronic.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thats not karmic dice you fricking moron. There is always a chance to roll a miss no matter what you do. You can increase your advantage all you want but tmthe gane still decides "hey no matter how much you buff your character and perfect your build. You can still miss and it wouldnt have mattered" and you only get 1 action for a large portion of the game. Well guess you just waste your turn. Kys

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy projections lmao, i think the only moron defending the 5e ruleset is the moron here, also exposing yourself for liking the most braindead form of d&d. You dont even know what karmic dice is lmao.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >shitty game makes you miss
            TuRn oFf KARmIc dicE
            Holy shit youre braindead

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >reddit caps
              off yourself

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Have you ever played a crpg? It's a staple in the genre, there's not one game out there barring maybe Div 2 that doesn't have miss chains and random flops when you want something good to happen instead

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a staple in the genre
                the dumbest reason to do something is "because we've always done it that way"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shit happens, you try to kick the ball to your pal and a cyclist passes by and gets knocked off his bike.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a oddly specific example.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Natural 1s are supposed to represent freak accidents like that. I think in 5e you aren't necessarily supposed to treat skill checks the same with 1s and 20s, but most people do anyways.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                god I hate critfail skill checks
                >your level 20 thief that stole the pants off a god has a 5% chance of fricking up even the most basic of locks

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually, rogues can't royally frick the checks they're supposed to be good at. Reliable Talent makes any roll under a 7 count as a 7.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what is Reliable Talent

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                I was off on the number, 9 and lower counts as a 10 for RT.

                >level 20 rogue
                >literally has a short rest 'my die is a 20' ability

                bad example with rogue, but it is still true for any other skill check that a character should ace without even trying.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It isn't, because other classes (except bard, who also have access to expertise etc.) aren't skill masters in terms of roleplay. It makes sense for them to be subject to the whims of fate

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually, rogues can't royally frick the checks they're supposed to be good at. Reliable Talent makes any roll under a 7 count as a 7.

                I was off on the number, 9 and lower counts as a 10 for RT.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >level 20 rogue
                >literally has a short rest 'my die is a 20' ability

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >filters people with under 150 IQ

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you got filtered by BG3 you're too dumb to play D&D 5e, the goyslop of tabletop games. Literal morons can "git gud" at D&D, make a supergay build and learn the exploitive bullshit to win the game. Sub-morons play D&D too, these are the people who have to ask the GM for help all the time.
    If you're smarter than a moron you can beat BG3. As long as you don't try to "role-play" like a fricking moron, D&D is not a role play game, it's a game system that only handles killing the monsters and getting the loot.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Literal morons can "git gud" at D&D, make a supergay build and learn the exploitive bullshit to win the game
      No they dont. These games have been inaccessible for how many years? Every time they try to make it appeal to casuals you still have to engage in some high octane autism to make an effective character. This is so often the case that people just make one build that works and slightly tweak it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally not the case. It's inaccessible solely because TTRPG is considered some nerd hobby only nerds do, and because it requires scheduling with actual friends.
        5e is a piss easy to understand game, DMs literally have to constantly houserule the game to make it harder and actually interesting, like what BG3 does.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are clearly power gamer. It's fine but remember PG is not the only type of players. AD&D first of all is social meeting (of nerds). theater with some boundary rules and DM narrator. Power gaming and slaying goblins is only a part.

      If you are seeking pure power gaming you would be better with MtG.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking lmao you need to be a dumbass to like this trash

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >appeals to women and 100-115 IQ neckbeards
    Yep, it's a midwit game. IQ 120+ and the juvenile writing and lack of any challenge or build experimentation make it dreadfully dull

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a grug. I like the game and finished it just fine on tactician by casting fireball.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just made it to the “underground boney boss” in act 2 and it one shots me every time. I’m level 8 and I think I hit the wall. Do I have load an old save?

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >save simulator
    this is stupid. should have been negated in some way

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Click on excidium and use the delete all but most recent button, why do you save so much on balanced???? I only had like 380~ saves by the end.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >217 hours
      do you just leave the game on while you sleep? I finished my first playthrough in 90 hours completing like 95% of the quests
      >2960
      are you fricking quicksaving every single turn? every single dialogue option?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        my cousin sent me this pic of his game idk. he got "all the good shit" or whatever. dont know if he read a walkthrough or something too

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guarantee you missed a lot of stuff you didn't even know about.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        118 hours and I missed a ton.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a social game bro, there's a reason normalgays loved it so much. It's not filtering anyone.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >easiest crpg ever made that is worshiped by normies and women
    >filter
    lol
    lmao
    The state of lariantrannies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exact same thing happened with DOS2, most people that played it lauded it as some RPG masterpiece with a gajillion choices when the only thing revolutionary it did was moving objects around and surfaces (that was heavily nerfed to be near useless in 2). It had companions that barely did anything in the story and basically never reacted to anything you did beyond what you do for their main quest, for fricks sake.
      Funny thing is, if I were to recommend the beginner CRPG, I would say Wasteland 3 is the better option, so BG3 and DOS2 can't even win on that department.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    im in that underground part of act 1 with the big mushrooms and i agreed to kill the dwarves for the fungus people but man those dwarves put up way more of a fight than i expected and i tried 3 times then gave up and havent played since. that was only 2 days ago but it felt pretty demoralizing to accept a quest then flat out be unable to do it meanwhile it seems like ive explored everything else there is to do but i guess i just need to look around more

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      use acid, it's fricking broken, basically gives you +2 to hit
      use a zombie hook horror to distract either the dwarf hiding in the building or the ones down by the dock
      what's your team?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ive been using a hireling druid in bear form to tank a lot of damage and im doing a sorcerer and i have lae zel and shadowheart

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          level? subclasses? spells? any standout magic items like mourning frost?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            level 4, very close to level 5.
            i have an iron flask, the horn that summons the ogres, the deathstalker mantle, that hood that makes you go invisible i think but i guess its on some other character i cant find it right now

            >Hireling druid when you can either have Astarion pumping out damage, Wyll to easily soak up counterspells for your bless and damage bots to work, or Karlach to be a smooth brain aggro sponge
            Sure druid is fine but the guy is going to melt without being able to fight back, specially against the enlarged roid monster with dankness up every round

            ive been using enlarge on him to make him hit harder

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              i guess ill replace astarion with laezel because he kinda sucks in combat for me for whatever reason

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like a bad idea, but if you're intent on beating these guys at level 4 you can bring glut with a hook horror or the fat lizard/minotaur from the start of the map, and throw the flask at them to deal with the consequences later. Personally enlarging the bear when Lae'zel is probably more efficient instead is somewhat wasteful, but against the level 7 guy your sorc and shart would benefit more from having Wyll around to eat up all the counterspells and let your toons use their abilities. You should probably accept that Lae'zel or glut might have to die or that you'll need to take it one dwarf at a time to win

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                wyll is dead because he's black but i forgot, i got so close the second time, everyone was dead except astarion and some other guy and they both had just below 10hp. astarion missed lmao

                i should just leave him behind and use laezel how the frick do you even make astarion not suck balls

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sneak attack, rogues get much better at level 5 but generally
                >Bless to hit more often
                >Thief because it's OP
                >Assassin if you want more consistent damage
                He's just bursty, but you need to buff him a bit especially early to get use out of him. I recommend you keep your druid around and make him spam cheap shitty spells while frontlining so that Shart and your sorc can apply spells like grease and bless for free, since that's all you can rely on for right now anyway. The level 7 will be hard no matter what, so you either need to focus him while keeping everyone alive or kill everyone first while you distract him by chasing easy targets and then gangbang him. For shart, knowing sentient weapon is great as you get a free sponge and some damage output. This might be one of the few fights I'd give Lae'zel a shield if you were so intent on doing at 4. There should be enough xp in the underdark/act 1 for you to hit 5 pre grymforge

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                bro every single time i try to initiate a fight with my characters hidden then literally none of them can be moved at all until they get discovered by the npcs or some shit, i cant click on them and move them, it seems broken and ive seen a lot of other people talking about it but ive also been told that no such issue exists, i do not get stealth in this game at all and have given up on it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >literally none of them can be moved

                *except the one who actually attacks them obviously, and he sits there being gangraped while i cant move anyone else

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you tried just clicking their portrait?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                of course. they wont move. they cant do any actions. nothing. lots of other people seem to have the same experience. idk wtf is the deal

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I had that issue before the 2nd to last update. Haven't seen it since. Shitty.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can start a fight with just the guy you want to sneak attack with hiding and everyone else just outside of the detection cones and they'll autojoin the fights. Can also quickly tap alt c to unhide everyone. Either way rogues aren't for starting fights unless you're desperate cause then they'll be out of position unless it's a range sneak attack, just use their bonus action hide or flank to get sneak attack damage

                there's no point going full rogue in this game, more powerful sneak attack is inferior to extra attack, thieves should multiclass to something that can exploit bonus actions like swordbard or monk

                If he already went 4 rogue he might as well go 5 or 6 for the features and ASI, Astarion also struggles to multiclass into things that aren't dex fighter, barb, or ranger without respeccing

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                swordbard with dual crossbows is fine for astarion, or if you still want to lean into the rogue aesthetic you can multiclass gloomstalker, but imo swordbard is so hilariously strong that gloomstalker is basically irrelevant

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want to give a guy advice for making a companion work with multiclassing, just sort of telling him how he could make default astarion good. I made him a AT and he was pretty reliable for the entire game
                swordbard is also dangerously close to cheese tier but then again some anons here swear that they do nothing and that they keep losing in encounters with swordbard

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >swordbard is so hilariously strong
                7 rogue (thief) + 5 fighter (champion) is actually better

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                can't self-haste so i disagree

              • 8 months ago
                sage

                Self-hasting is bad action economy. Your attackers should be doing nothing but attacking.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ? you cast haste then initiate the fight

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                bro your twinned haste buffb***h sorc?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the sorc can’t haste everyone so an extra source of haste is still good

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Self-hasting is bad action economy. Your attackers should be doing nothing but attacking.

                >Haste potion
                >Buff bawd
                >Orin Bane Serum (bloodlust elixir)
                >Wizard with free time to buff you
                >Shart with scroll
                A lot of ways to haste yourself without applying it on the same character, it just isn't worth it considering you could just save your con for something useful like a debuff or greater invis

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i mean you can use bard’s haste on anyone else if you like. the reason for swordbard is that it can haste while still doing good damage. if you don’t want to haste on bard (why wouldn’t you), swordbard is still free to use any spells up to the 5th tier. the flexibility and utility of swordbard is much higher than fighter, especially outside of battle where you might want ritual spells like longstrider/featherfall, remove curse, knock etc.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm fairly certain rogue-fighter still outputs more damage. The math for this was settled ages ago.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                because they forgot that bard can cast spells

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's still not doing more damage than rogue-fighter.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you’re actually a fighter user, you would immediately understand how much of an edge an extra action provides

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what is action surge

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >for 1 turn

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The point is that fighters are the first class to understand the importance of extra actions—the concept is literally baked into the class. And this is all beside the point anyway as rogue-fighter has been mathematically proven to output more damage. Being able to self-haste via a spell is convenient, but that's about it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mathematically proven to output more damage
                it hasn't, that's the point
                >Being able to self-haste via a spell is convenient
                it has the same potency on the first turn as action surge and far more after that

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Concentration Failed turn 2
                >Haste now has negative value
                nta and i love haste but i hate this shit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it hasn't
                It has. Check online.
                >it has the same potency on the first turn as action surge and far more after that
                Fighters can be hasted and can action surge, bards can be hasted but can't action surge—it's as simple as that (in addition to bards also lacking ICH).

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Consider 2 Paladin + 10 Bard
                Can equip any item.
                Attacks twice.
                Can cast level 6 spells.
                Can Smite.
                Bardic inspiration.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's no point going full rogue in this game, more powerful sneak attack is inferior to extra attack, thieves should multiclass to something that can exploit bonus actions like swordbard or monk

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mourning frost fricking sucks

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              No it's good if you build for it, also everyone sucks lighting magic off and completely ignores that ice does double dmg to wet targets too like lightning.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hireling druid when you can either have Astarion pumping out damage, Wyll to easily soak up counterspells for your bless and damage bots to work, or Karlach to be a smooth brain aggro sponge
          Sure druid is fine but the guy is going to melt without being able to fight back, specially against the enlarged roid monster with dankness up every round

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          level 4, very close to level 5.
          i have an iron flask, the horn that summons the ogres, the deathstalker mantle, that hood that makes you go invisible i think but i guess its on some other character i cant find it right now

          [...]
          ive been using enlarge on him to make him hit harder

          I don't know if you've taken this into account but the Underdark is DARK
          characters without darkvision need light in order to effectively hit
          from your lineup this would be the druid (who has darkvision as a tiefling but not as a bear) and Lae'zel, plus your sorc if you made a human or something
          what you should do is use a torch on your sorc, respec shadowheart so she has the Produce Flame cantrip and maybe change her to a light or war cleric, then go to the arcane tower and find the ring that casts Light

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think that specific area is pretty well lit, it's more of a problem of the prime dwarf being a level 7 gigachad compared to his party of sub 5 toons. I still don't recommend the druid though

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            wait how the frick can you tell if an area is too dark for your characters to hit well. i cleared like this entire ass fricking place almost and didnt realize this at all

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              hold shift I believe on keyboard? it's the button to show the red vision cones, you'll also see a little sun that gets more obscured as it gets darker, you can't trust the actual visuals because the whole thing is too goddamn bright even on the normal brightness setting

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                but i swore the red just shows the cone of vision of NPCs not in my party...

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                hold shift I believe on keyboard? it's the button to show the red vision cones, you'll also see a little sun that gets more obscured as it gets darker, you can't trust the actual visuals because the whole thing is too goddamn bright even on the normal brightness setting

                oh nvm i see
                the area ive been fighting them in is fully lit but gives them a height advantage over me. what happens if you fight in the half sun icon areas?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                lightly obscured is fine I think, I actually had a whole darkvision team so I didn't need to think about it. As long as you're not getting the red number when you mouse over the enemy they're lit up enough, at least for that character

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pallock
    >sorcerer with twincast haste
    >sorcerer with twincast haste
    >monk
    yep, it's metagaming time

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're all a bunch of clowns. D&D isn't complicated at all.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playing through act 3 now, I've definitely noticed a spike in bugs and nonsense happening, still fun though, I'm also loving seeing Orin scaring me, b***h surprised me both in the blacksmith and guard part

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything until act 3 is peak kino game.
    It made me go back to replay divinity OS 1 and 2 and i wish they would remake them just to give the players a jump action in the overworld.
    They even comment on this in divinity 1 with a chest behind a rope
    >2 magesters stopped by a measly rope!
    I never wanted to jump over a damn rope more in my life

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Astral tadpole is OP.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gideon Emery Astarion voice replacer module is at 370 Epochs. I tested it at 350 and it still seems really rough, though. Is this normal for a 45+ minute source audio? Think he'll fix himself after another 350?

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like filters non-sodomites

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    131IQ certified Mensa holder. The game is a mediocre bloated slog and I can't force myself to finish 3rd act. 7/10.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mensa holder
      >mediocre
      >7/10

      lol

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        7/10 is a bad score in videogame parlance, just look at Starfield

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >parlance
          131 IQ and you still suck wiener for a living

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          But what if you decided to use the 1 to 10 scale as intended instead of emulating video game “journalists” for some godforsaken reason

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to IQtards that ideas are worthless if you can't translate them into action of some sort. Whether it's in the form of literature, art, science, sport, whatever.
    Everyone can consume the next film/book/vidya/technology/lifestyle choice/news/etc., whether it's slop or kino. But only very few create something of value.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the dragon sex market is pretty full in all fields but the scientific and I don't think I'm going to be the one genetically engineering tame, intelligent, frickable real-life dragons

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I took an online IQ test when I was around nine years old and got 127, but I doubt that really means anything.

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Difficult fight starts
    >Hm my party looks like they're in a bad position
    >Load
    >Pre buff
    >Optimal positioning
    >Barrels if i feel lazy
    Is loading into precog levels of fight preparation high IQ??

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is loading into precog levels of fight preparation high IQ??
      It is low IQ
      >Difficult fight starts
      >Hm my party looks like they're in a bad position
      >buff
      >gain Optimal positioning
      >overcome adversity and save after I loot everything

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >working smarter not harder is low IQ
        You were probably a slave in a past life.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am already playing video games which is lazy in itself so being even more lazy and ruining the fun by save scumming every encounter is just plain stupid. I don't play games to power game and win everything, I play them to have fun.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't deny my claim. Presumably you've already accessed your akashic records then—my condolences.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I looked up my last name one time and someone with the same last name in my state owned a bunch of Black folk. Cope.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. William Ellison

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mississippi actually

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      brother just use your prior video game knowledge to guess when an upcoming area looks like a good place for a battle to start and then prepare. stop running everywhere blindly

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is loading into precog levels of fight preparation high IQ??
        It is low IQ
        >Difficult fight starts
        >Hm my party looks like they're in a bad position
        >buff
        >gain Optimal positioning
        >overcome adversity and save after I loot everything

        Uh oh Baldurrs cope bros

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >c-coooope!
          actually just put your ranged b***hes on the highest ground you can before running into a new area with an obvious cliff and you'll be fine

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the combat is bad
    >how?
    >it's slow!
    Every time. Gaming going mainstream was a mistake. We have a medium for people that want to relax and watch keys jangle, it's called TV and movies, or gambling

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats the frick is the use for bard? My heals cant pass the 10 hp recovered

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whats the frick is the use for bard?
      Being the face character and CC/Support spells.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i havent tried a bard in bg3 yet but from my limited knowledge of dnd 5e you are supposed to do nothing but be a buff/aura bot and provide skills to your party (trickery, stealth, knowledge checks like world religion etc)
      also bardic performance in public will distract everyone allowing you to steal

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to replay the game
    >remember shar's gauntlet exists

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand why people complain about this, it isn't even difficult.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just tedious is all

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >20 second stealth segment followed by 2 fights and an """invisible""" walkway segment
      it's hardly even a gauntlet.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: tards seething about getting filtered by one of the easiest cRPGs ever

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      easiest crpg doesn't mean it's easy, and i am shocked it got this much normie appeal despite being a crpg

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >playing in a group of morons
        >they can just go fighter/barbarian/paladin and we've only teamwiped once due to a bug

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ITT: tards seething about getting filtered by one of the easiest cRPGs ever

        I liked it, you could make it as easy or hard as you wanted. On medium I died 5 times with 0 respecing or save scumming. It was enough to keep it interesting.
        What I hate is XCom 2 where iron manning your first run is impossible, even on easy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        BG3 focuses on nice visuals instead of the traditional RPG staples like extensive dialogue, challenging combat or meaningful plot, which makes it easily approachable. It's more a spiritual successor to Dragon Age: Origins instead of the Bladur's Gate series.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve given up on plot. I think it’s next to impossible for a massive game to have a good plot.
          Elden Ring may have a good plot, who actually knows. Horizon Zero Dawn had a great plot, but was a meh game. That’s it for huge games with plots.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Elden Ring may have a good plot, who actually knows.
            I didn’t care for it. The game’s story is propped up entirely by good voice acting and character designs.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Elden Ring may have a good plot, who actually knows. Horizon Zero Dawn had a great plot, but was a meh game. That’s it for huge games with plots.
            wtf did I just read, go back to tumblr

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thought tumblr died when they killed porn?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >horizon had a great plot
            Women dont deserve to play games.
            Single most moronic thing i have ever read

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              So you beat the game? If it wasn’t for the plot than why? Gameplay wasn’t that good.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't slander Origins like that

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is it slander? Origins started this trend of cinematic RPGs, and BG3 built on that legacy.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Gale looked cool like that instead of just looking gay

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like, it bores people with above 150 IQ

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tadpole Vortex
    >Quickcast
    >Fireball
    Its so satisfying, bros

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 billion IQ here bg3 is good you are all Black folk, sage.

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a double digit iq and I've played this game for 60 hours and still haven't finished it.

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never mention IQ in the OP or you get a million gays bragging about the score they got on an online test instead of talking about video games.

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Arrogant species and extra-arrogant individual
    >gets caught by the most basic and shittiest trap
    Froggays?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something something cutest when they’re almost moronic something something

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess the reason why she would fall for it is because it's so basic, isn't she from space? I assume the traps she would know how to avoid in the astral plane are roadside picnic anomaly tier
      but then again I could be moronic and overthinking

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's just Tsundere, she wants you to save her to setup your later budding romance

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh huh. Sure.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine thinking that the video games you play are an indicator of intelligence. It's the sort of thing youre meant to grow out of in high school. Very sad.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think anything outside of programming games are really good indicators of intelligence, but some of them are pretty reliable indicators for stupidity, like Starfield for example

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just the act of arguing about intelligence one way or the other makes you seem a bit more of an idiot. Might as well start spouting your opinions on phrenology while you're at it.

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My bros (I’m neet they’re not) just told me they have time for a campaign. God im so frickin stoked bros you have no idea

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humongous W

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know. I’m trying to play it cool and not nerd them out but I’m already asking what they’re rolling so I know how to comp them kek. I can’t believe me and the boys are finally going on another adventure I thought it was over

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just be ready to hit the brakes. I'm assuming they're new but you aren't, don't end up railroading them or rushing. I hope you don't get bored if they go at a snail's pace, I ended up not being able to play with my bros because they were somehow both incredibly slow yet also somehow skipping past stuff.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t give a frick. They’re the type to wanna read everything they can be as slow as they want. I just wanna be the shadow monk in the back frickin shit up when needed. The silent enforcer of the newbies on their first go (but tbh im also semi new as I pumped the brakes in act 2 cause I didn’t want it over so fast)

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can let halsin die in the portal "accidentally" AND i can sacrifice wyll to fish people, yeah im thinking its based

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any game that women can enjoy aren't high IQ games.

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It filtered itself out of my install list when I learned how heavily botted by China this game is. Not to mention the boring predicable D&D elements that suffer from over the top rng and a narrator that can't substitute for a DM.
    Typical Larianslop. A regression from DOS2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the witcher?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like >filters straight and normal men who aren't redditors

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You got BEARED

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reddit writing
    >save scum simulator
    >combat is slower than fricking death
    >current claim to fame is "at least it's better than Starfield tho"

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