The quadriplegic samurai meme is funny but one of the few things I see people mention is how its cry sounds like a car engine revving which always bothered me.
All know is that 9 times out 10 when people say they can make better mons it turns out to be false. Look at all the poke clones made by indies. Most of the designs in thoses games are complete ass. Cassette beast, Coromon, temtem all have garbage designs. So no don't believe others can do better job.
Emboargays: >"How come they don't want us, bros...?"
Samurottards: >"F-Frick you guys, he's based...!"
Serperiorchads: >absolutely nothing because nobody wants to trash it
>Prove how it doesn't make sense
Its limbs wouldn't allow it to use its swords without being stationary. It somehow evolved to become LESS effective at its fighting style. Literally every other Pokemon in the franchise evolves to become MORE effective at fighting.
>So Rillaboom can make his equipment appear out of no where
Rillaboom stores the sticks in its hair and the drum on its back.
How do the sticks stick to the "hair" and just fly out at will?
How does the drum stick on the back? Apparently it must be small enough to fit on his back, but how does the drum just magically shrink and then get bigger again? Feels like this breaks some physical laws.
Prove how it doesn't make sense, because it makes perfect sense to basically everyone else.
>Lots of pokemon make no sense,
No, Samurott is literally the only design in the series that makes no logical sense.
So Rillaboom can make his equipment appear out of no where, but a quadrupedal samurai design not fighting exactly as you wanted makes you slit your throat?
>Prove how it doesn't make sense
Its limbs wouldn't allow it to use its swords without being stationary. It somehow evolved to become LESS effective at its fighting style. Literally every other Pokemon in the franchise evolves to become MORE effective at fighting.
>So Rillaboom can make his equipment appear out of no where
Rillaboom stores the sticks in its hair and the drum on its back.
>sticks in its hair
not even true, they're in its sleeves, which requires them shrinking. Same with the drum, it fricking grows as soon as he smacks it down >Its limbs wouldn't allow it to use its swords without being stationary
He can stand though. this isn't a meme troll response. it' s the unironic truth that trumps your entire reasoning.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>not even true, they're in its sleeves,
What do you think its "sleeves" are made of? Use your brain, Samurottgay. I know it might be hard for you but I know you can do it.
>which requires them shrinking
A plant based creature being able to control the growth of plants makes way more sense than Samurott magically being able to grow its fricking shells.
>He can stand though.
Standing doesn't stop it from being stationary. Do you know what "stationary" means, Samurottgay? Use your brain, Samurottgay. I know it might be hard for you but I know you can do it.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>this fantastical thing makes sense for my favorite creature because... it just does OKAY!
lol moron
5 months ago
Anonymous
>What do you think its "sleeves" are made of?
Grass fur. Stop pretending you didn't mean head hair. >shells
Made of the same material as fingernails. aka naturally occurring as well. Both are fine. >missing the point that hard
standing means he can use the swords while moving. Stop being intentionally moronic to pretend others are.
The design is cool but the official art doesn't do a good job at showing why it's cool.
I'd take it over everything released after gen V any day.
Even the gay duck is better than this abomination
Discord posts.
The quadriplegic samurai meme is funny but one of the few things I see people mention is how its cry sounds like a car engine revving which always bothered me.
unova has such shitty pokemon designs
clearly not, considering Game Freak considered them worthy of carrying a region all to themselves
PLA fixed him
i like all of the fat art she gets
>it's another "Samurottgay with victim complex" thread
Even quaquavalgays aren't this annoying
Honestly fairly cool starter, not sure why so many people hate him, especially considering starter designs for gen 6+
>especially considering starter designs for gen 6+
gen 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, and 9 all have better designs than gen 5
>6
>7
>9
If you don't like Gen V that's fine but don't lie to us.
Serperior>Chesnaught
Greninja
Delphox>Emboar
Decidueye>>>>>>>
Primarina
Incineroar>Emboar
Yep 6 and 7 are better
>Incineroar better than anything
Delusional
It's not hard when your competition is Emboar, the shittiest fire starter in the series
Ask me how I know you're a furry
Chesnaught<Serperior
Greninja>Samurott
Delphox<Emboar
Decidueye<Serperior
Primarina<Samurott
Incineroar<Emboar
power gaps are for children.
>Decidueye >>>>>>>>> Serperior
Really homie?
Samurott can frick me moronic
Did someone said samurott sucks again? the only times threads like these appear is when a samurottgay gets mad
Joe swanson if he pokemon
Thats Kingambit
I want to be nuzzled by her whiskers
Shame this cool starter does frickall in battles, maybe Unova's remake will finally put Shell Smash in its learnset. Wake me up in the next 5 years
All know is that 9 times out 10 when people say they can make better mons it turns out to be false. Look at all the poke clones made by indies. Most of the designs in thoses games are complete ass. Cassette beast, Coromon, temtem all have garbage designs. So no don't believe others can do better job.
I've always thought he was pretty cool from looking at his sprite in B2W2. Don't like the art though, his facial expression is pretty goofy.
Sugimori did his art pose so dirty imo
Emboargays:
>"How come they don't want us, bros...?"
Samurottards:
>"F-Frick you guys, he's based...!"
Serperiorchads:
>absolutely nothing because nobody wants to trash it
Sexo
from the rest of the normal people? definitely.
yeah, because only morons like this nonfunctional design
It has to work how I want it to =/= functional
It makes no sense =/= functional
Lots of pokemon make no sense, it's a fantasy world
>Lots of pokemon make no sense,
No, Samurott is literally the only design in the series that makes no logical sense.
>t. compulsive liar
How do the sticks stick to the "hair" and just fly out at will?
How does the drum stick on the back? Apparently it must be small enough to fit on his back, but how does the drum just magically shrink and then get bigger again? Feels like this breaks some physical laws.
Prove how it doesn't make sense, because it makes perfect sense to basically everyone else.
So Rillaboom can make his equipment appear out of no where, but a quadrupedal samurai design not fighting exactly as you wanted makes you slit your throat?
>Prove how it doesn't make sense
Its limbs wouldn't allow it to use its swords without being stationary. It somehow evolved to become LESS effective at its fighting style. Literally every other Pokemon in the franchise evolves to become MORE effective at fighting.
>So Rillaboom can make his equipment appear out of no where
Rillaboom stores the sticks in its hair and the drum on its back.
>sticks in its hair
not even true, they're in its sleeves, which requires them shrinking. Same with the drum, it fricking grows as soon as he smacks it down
>Its limbs wouldn't allow it to use its swords without being stationary
He can stand though. this isn't a meme troll response. it' s the unironic truth that trumps your entire reasoning.
>not even true, they're in its sleeves,
What do you think its "sleeves" are made of? Use your brain, Samurottgay. I know it might be hard for you but I know you can do it.
>which requires them shrinking
A plant based creature being able to control the growth of plants makes way more sense than Samurott magically being able to grow its fricking shells.
>He can stand though.
Standing doesn't stop it from being stationary. Do you know what "stationary" means, Samurottgay? Use your brain, Samurottgay. I know it might be hard for you but I know you can do it.
>this fantastical thing makes sense for my favorite creature because... it just does OKAY!
lol moron
>What do you think its "sleeves" are made of?
Grass fur. Stop pretending you didn't mean head hair.
>shells
Made of the same material as fingernails. aka naturally occurring as well. Both are fine.
>missing the point that hard
standing means he can use the swords while moving. Stop being intentionally moronic to pretend others are.
NTA, but where do you think shells come from?
Love this entire line, I didn't start with gen 5 but Oshawott is just one of the cutest pokemon and Samurott one of the coolest pokemon of all time.
Both rillaboom and samurott are the same ugly non-functional pokemon with the same moronic fanbase
As a water type pokemon based on a sea lion, isn't it more effective for it to be a quadruped for swimming and water combat?