>police finds a shoggoth munching on some dock workers >fire their 38s peashooters >no effect >AAAAAAHHHH MORTAL WEAPONS CANNOT HARM THIS COSMIC FIEND Black personMAN WHAT DO WE DOOOOO????!!!!
lovecraft was a gunlet. everything can be harmed with the right amount of firepower
I mean in some of his stories guns work at repelling the things. In “The Whisperer in Darkness” one of the characters holds out in his house for weeks with a gun fighting off weird insectoid ayylmaos
Shoggoths aren't really cosmic interdimensional fiends, they're just weird fricked up shape shifting mutants. They're made out of regular matter, like me and you. If anything, they're one of the more killable things Lovecraft made.
Thank you, also frick you guy who replied to him if I just need to feed squidboy a refugee liferaft every few years that's still keeping him out of commission.
Also, if Eldritch beings are unknowable inscruitable beings of obtuse means what's to fricking say we're no the same to them? Aaah help me Black personman we scream as we see dud'nah'sugon-deese. UUUWWWWWHHHH dud'nah gibbers as he sees meth-addled mike pump an unknowable spas-12 into him while speaking some strange litany about the israelites.
I mean, my game will have an Elder God as the final boss and you can use guns to defeat them Granted at that stage, they're BUILT to be essentially anti-eldritch guns, more like holy energy weapons
>“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...” >Terry Pratchett
No, Cthulhu goes back to sleep because the stars weren't right. The boat did practically nothing to it, he instantly regenerated all the damage from it.
And that may not even really be Cthulhu, it's impossible to really confirm.
Whoever recommended me The Night Lands those weeks ago, thank you.
The Dreamquest of Unknown-Kadath was my favorite story of H.P's and this absolutely scratches that itch.
"defeated" >eldrich horror thinks hummies are funny >plays with them occasionally >looks like long sleeping periods for hummies where they celebrate >is perceived as constant play by the ancient one with time perception across billions of years
This is why Halo is based >Most basic expression of the eldritch horror is just physical meat made of normal ass biological life that can be destroyed by any mundane methods, but are depending on the game specifically weak to bullets >It can never truly die, it's like trying to fight gravity, but shooting it still works and produces tangible results, allowing you to feel like there's hope
That's insane
the cosmic horrors didn't account for muh 2nd amendment
sucks for them
Usa is so good bros
Is this a technical death metal album
What band?
>police finds a shoggoth munching on some dock workers
>fire their 38s peashooters
>no effect
>AAAAAAHHHH MORTAL WEAPONS CANNOT HARM THIS COSMIC FIEND Black personMAN WHAT DO WE DOOOOO????!!!!
lovecraft was a gunlet. everything can be harmed with the right amount of firepower
I mean in some of his stories guns work at repelling the things. In “The Whisperer in Darkness” one of the characters holds out in his house for weeks with a gun fighting off weird insectoid ayylmaos
Shoggoths aren't really cosmic interdimensional fiends, they're just weird fricked up shape shifting mutants. They're made out of regular matter, like me and you. If anything, they're one of the more killable things Lovecraft made.
Cthulhu was defeated by a boat full of dynamite. What's your point here?
Not really defeated.
He was barely awake and just went back to sleep.
Yeah of course, but it worked. You "won" for the moment.
C'thulu is originally sent back to bed by a b
Thank you, also frick you guy who replied to him if I just need to feed squidboy a refugee liferaft every few years that's still keeping him out of commission.
Also, if Eldritch beings are unknowable inscruitable beings of obtuse means what's to fricking say we're no the same to them? Aaah help me Black personman we scream as we see dud'nah'sugon-deese. UUUWWWWWHHHH dud'nah gibbers as he sees meth-addled mike pump an unknowable spas-12 into him while speaking some strange litany about the israelites.
Are you moronic?
Sounds like you're afraid you fricking squid come get some boyyyyy
It's kinetic energy at work, anon. Why wouldn't guns work?
HELP ME NI-
I mean, my game will have an Elder God as the final boss and you can use guns to defeat them
Granted at that stage, they're BUILT to be essentially anti-eldritch guns, more like holy energy weapons
But anooooon I need muh power fantasy
>“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...”
>Terry Pratchett
They put weird space rocks in my town.
I put good ol' lead in their brains.
Simple as.
.50BMG will chunk any flesh you throw at it.
They stop one in the book by crashing a boat into it. Get over it homo
>Wowie Zowie! Right in my space balls!
No, Cthulhu goes back to sleep because the stars weren't right. The boat did practically nothing to it, he instantly regenerated all the damage from it.
And that may not even really be Cthulhu, it's impossible to really confirm.
>The boat did practically nothing to it, he instantly regenerated all the damage from it.
They just needed a bigger boat.
Whoever recommended me The Night Lands those weeks ago, thank you.
The Dreamquest of Unknown-Kadath was my favorite story of H.P's and this absolutely scratches that itch.
"defeated"
>eldrich horror thinks hummies are funny
>plays with them occasionally
>looks like long sleeping periods for hummies where they celebrate
>is perceived as constant play by the ancient one with time perception across billions of years
>I-I didn't lose! I'm just playing! Stop getting that cat to h-help you! I'm telling Nyarlathotep!
The Eldritch recoils, it has been found out.
look bastet is the god of pregnancy and we have enough shoghots as is, so keep those damn cats
away
>Readlets
Heh
Give me one good reason why you wouldn't be able to kill an eldritch boss with a gun
This is why Halo is based
>Most basic expression of the eldritch horror is just physical meat made of normal ass biological life that can be destroyed by any mundane methods, but are depending on the game specifically weak to bullets
>It can never truly die, it's like trying to fight gravity, but shooting it still works and produces tangible results, allowing you to feel like there's hope
AT LAST
I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE
No you won't.