Final Fantasy 7: REBIRTH

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should've slaughtered this homosexual right there

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying he wouldn't win

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The homosexual wouldn't.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >zoomzooms don't know Hojo is fricking level 50

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He hadn't added jenova cells to himself at that point, secondary.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Easily fixed and he can still use his pokemon capsules

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Time jannies still are there

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet they have a throwaway comment saying that in the remake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is Tifa doing over there

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >takes korean and american girl
      >leaves the two blacks aside

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one white
      >one asian
      >one black
      Based equal opportunity Hojo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't see shit like this in modern games, and it makes me suspect that they wrote FF7 as they went and hadn't decided that Hojo was to be that level of an antanist yet. I think Hojo at this point was just the quirky mad scientist that Shinra had lying around, so this kind of goofball scene of him having some relaxation on the beach work.

      But later when creating the backstories for Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth, and Vincent, it's easy to use this mad scientist you made rather than make a new one. And he's what, like mid 50's right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still in the lab coat
      It’s just funny

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure there was a line in the original that basically said the same thing. One of the beach goers I think.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no speedo + labcoat
      Cringe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        mankini + labcoat would work better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Wearing a lab coat at the beach.

      What an autistic moron.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vincentgays on suicide watch

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rufusbros.....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rufus is my favourite character in Remake. It feels like when he's on screen, I'm watching the original FFVII. Not sure why.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s my favorite too in Remake.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rufus is my favourite character in Remake. It feels like when he's on screen, I'm watching the original FFVII. Not sure why.

          I can only hope there's a mildly amusing scene of him deadpan listening to the absolute psycho morons his dad called 'executives'
          >so tired of this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rufus is my husband

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. Me

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are there women here?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            a lot of shippers are women. I think some of them wandered over here to talk about leaks and fling shit at each other.

            it was funny at first but then it got annoying because the only leaks they wanted to talk about were the dates. not sure if they're gone now because they got bored of this place or they got 3 day vacations.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think we'll ever get an explanation why Rufus was able to see time jannies? The only one in shinra it seems. Was his mom an ancient?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if it will get explained but it seems that Sephiroth is also stalking him if that Darth guy is to be believed.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I heard someone say it’s because he touched Cloud. But then, wouldn’t all the bosses be able to see the Whispers? I don’t remember characters like Reno and Rude acknowledging them.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only the ones who can change fate can see the whispers. I think.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Guess Tseng is still gonna get stabbed by Sephiroth then

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            tseng certainly couldn't and he did touched aeris, which would be a billion times more potent than touching cloud

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. I don’t know why I believed that guy when he said it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why Rufus was able to see time jannies?

          Because he has the geostigma and the cells of Jenova on hand.
          The whole of Remake/Rebirth is these characters going "back in time" isn't it?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The whole of Remake/Rebirth is these characters going "back in time" isn't it
            Tbd

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Tbd

              I mean the Aerith and Sephiroth lines in Remake basically admit it.
              It's like a story where everyone in the lifestream is imparting their memories into other timelines to avoid whatever will happen.

              Aren't the Time Jannies the Mako/Sephiroth hooded reunion dudes with the tattoos? Because they reunited with the lifestream.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                We got black time jannies and white time jannies now, tied to the black materia and the white materia respectively

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                red time jannies and yellow time jannies tda
                collect them all

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Because he has the geostigma and the cells of Jenova on hand.
            Not during the events of the game, and then why can't hojo see them?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how come rufus sees the jannies?
          he touched cloud
          >how come other bosses who fought cloud and aerith can't see the jannies?
          lazy writing

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CHADcent still living rent free in schizos heads
    kek

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have any worthwhile leakers come forward yet?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. 9 hours ago there a leaker that post legit leak image and detail.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife Aerith

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know Zack

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they need to hurry up with that ff9 remake, instead of putting Garnet's dresses onto used goods

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If square was smart, they should have never made FF16 and Foresaken, and instead used that money to make FF6, FF7, FF9, remakes as the main FF games for the next decade. And remake Vagrant Story with the Team Ninja people. Just go through a period of remakes for games that you can argue the case for (old 2D/3D games that don't translate well) until you can figure out what you want to do for new Ips.

        I feel that Square is going through the chaos that Capcom did but like 10x worse through 2009-2014 when they kept chasing the "Call of Duty audience", tried to outsource and westernize, and just floudered around because of Inafune's reforms. I feel the square board is an entire board of Inafune clones.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Cloud so much more popular than other FF characters? It can’t just be because of 7, as there’s other characters from other entries that are more popular than some of the other big names in 7.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      7 is babbies first jrpg and his lack of defined personality for 90% of the game makes him an easy self insert
      also big sword

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      7 is babbies first jrpg and his lack of defined personality for 90% of the game makes him an easy self insert
      also big sword

      The twist is actually totally genius writing, taking the assumptions of the hero we take for granted on its head and more or less making the opposite of the "destined hero" kind of storyline. Cloud has a cool design, he's a mostly straight forward hero guy with a nice sword, with two girls on his side to romance, and a nice journey. His relationship with Tifa and his backstory give him some depth.

      Turns out Cloud's a massive beta loser, he failed his life goal to impress her, but he ended up rising to the occasion and actually defeated Sephiroth. Would have died right then and there had Hojo not given him Jenova cells.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        His story is pretty fun but many 7 fans seem to like the game on the most superficial level imaginable
        So it comes down to spiky hair cool guy with giant slab of iron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cloud's failures and insecurities make him way more relatable. I wonder if they were inspired by Evangelion? You have one guy and two side b***hes to choose from with different personalities, and the hero spends a whole period in a catatonic state where you have to sort through his emotions and insecurities.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            FF7 very obviously fits into the post Eva 90s, they took the risk on a weird psychological protagonist in a big AAA game because eva was a gigantic hit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You sound so bitter.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because I speak the truth?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because of your warped bitter view on why people like a good character.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So yes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever helps you cope.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ain't that the reason so many people like guts from berserker though? Nothing wrong with that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's also particularly interesting how cloud takes the most surface level aspects of zack's personality and implements that into his persona because that's what he thinks a "cool" person would be like. zack is a first rate SOLDIER, so that's who he tries to emulate, but only his mannerisms and one-off things he has said.
        see picrel for example. cloud bases a big chunk off of a facetious line that zack told him while he was half cunscious. that's why cloud acts like an butthole at the beginning who only cares about money

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cloud also has nothing invested in the mission until he finds out Barret has teamed up with Tifa, his literal dream girl he did everything for. That's when he gets thrown into it and actually cares.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe this got reconned at some point but in the early hours of the OG Cloud never gave off the impression that he was that invested in Tifa. He was ready to walk away after the first job when they shortchanged him, even when she tried to guilt him with the promise.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Might fit my theory that the script for FF7 was written as they went in chronological fashion, and they didn't go back much to tweak it. See also:

              You don't see shit like this in modern games, and it makes me suspect that they wrote FF7 as they went and hadn't decided that Hojo was to be that level of an antanist yet. I think Hojo at this point was just the quirky mad scientist that Shinra had lying around, so this kind of goofball scene of him having some relaxation on the beach work.

              But later when creating the backstories for Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth, and Vincent, it's easy to use this mad scientist you made rather than make a new one. And he's what, like mid 50's right?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope it was tifa trying to hold him up even if she had to make an onlyfans to pay cloud

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is Cloud so much more popular than other FF characters?
      He's cool as frick.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a homosexual in that dress. Only OG FF7 exists in my mind. Advent Children and Crisis Core and all other FF7 universe slop is SHIT.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's a goofball and VII is the best in the series objectively FFVIII Disc 1 is better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool spiky hair + Big sword

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud is doing the same thing the player is doing, playing the cool guy you wish you were

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He came to me as prick and arrogant guy. I think Noctis and Sasuke sell that trope better.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he came to me as a prick
          Because he was posing as Zack, whom was later retconned as Kirito.
          FFVII was packed with characters full of shit who then later got all retconned or flanderized.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah and he was that way in 90% of his appearances in all published media.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's cool and ultimately is just an average person if it wasn't for the Mako infusion and Jenova cells. Plus blonde hair and blue eyes are always a winning combo.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is just an average person

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Young guys are always awkward and horny, so yeah, he's a normal dude.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            not true. i never brought up sex once and was a complete gentlemen to all women I met in my youth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >as there’s other characters from other entries that are more popular than some of the other big names in 7.
      Who's the competition exactly? Lightning? Noctis? Squall? Don't make me laugh. Cloud's the most popular character because he's the one that the most people played at a time when video games were still a relatively niche hobby, just as the Playstation began overtaking Nintendo, so the most people have played the game relative to its time of release.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is Cloud so much more popular than other FF characters? It can’t just be because of 7, as there’s other characters from other entries that are more popular than some of the other big names in 7.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          noctis is prime fujobait, even more so than cloud, so i'm not surprised

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have a body like Clive and Noctis but cant get a girlfriend?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s either your face, hair or you seek. Also maybe you appear like a creep to women.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                why would women think I am a creep? I exercise a lot and am in good shape and make 75k a year

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you single?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Standards are insane.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >
                idk. I have asked out 13 women since June and got rejected by all of them. the closest I got is a woman with a boyfriend agreeing to hangout with me but only when she needs something from me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly it might be because you browse this site and ladies can just tell. It might be a you problem.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                literally what am i doing "wrong" though? on paper I should be an ideal choice for a boyfriend

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Xe's shifting the blame because the solution is repealing the 19th and xe's afraid if too many men acknowledge it that's exactly what's going to happen.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are ugly and have negative charisma

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                everyone thinks they are ideal whatever
                you need to like. ask women you try to date for feedback lmao cos strangers on the internet would not have enough info to give you any sort of advice whatsoever

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What about Lightning?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bartzbros…

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I know FF15 had bigger total sales, 20 years later, but relatively it was a minor release that a smaller proportion of the gaming audience interacted with.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ff7 put ff on the map in the AAA sphere but xv had the biggest launch of any ff

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Eh I think FF6 would still the one that had the absolute greatest concentration of sales to players at the time of its release and was thus the one that put the name Final Fantasy in the most households.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ff6 didn't release outside of japan/NA on snes
                europe, australia/rest of the world never got it til later ports on different platforms years after ff7

                ff7 was the first truly global ff release and the first mainline ff released in Europe/aus
                it was the 4th ff in NA but the first AAA one
                ff was steadily increasing in japan at that time and ff7 did around 3.5m sales in Japan alone in its first 3 months

                ff8 actually had a higher launch than ff7 did but its tail dropped off while 7 had a longer tail

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I know FF15 had bigger total sales, 20 years later, but relatively it was a minor release that a smaller proportion of the gaming audience interacted with.

          Everything sells more now, but it makes no cultural impact with few extremely rare exceptions.

          Why can't they just do like this again?

          The latest cope out the oven is "they're totally gonna show it in Part 3 when Cloud is done with his coping" which is still horseshit because by then the bloom is off the rose anyway.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They may very well bring her back. There is no reason since such scene already happened.
            But then Nomura said no dead man is coming back. What does this all mean?
            To me, the rating argument is disproven now.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The rating affects women more than men.
              Reverse the sexes, imagine a young man doing to Tess what Abby did to Joel.
              Ironically Tess dies the same way as Aerith did: off-screen, then they show the body and the blood.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            not really
            also thats a Japanese poll where ff has declining sales plus was raided by ff14 schizos voting for their ff14 xpac shit that released just a few months before that poll

            the only dictation of popularity is global sales and average overall fan reception plus content/fanfic creation ratio

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The west is full of coomers, hence Tifa.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Everything sells more now, but it makes no cultural impact with few extremely rare exceptions.
            Yes, few if any games are becoming cultural touchstones the way FF7 did 27 years ago. It's all Fortnite/Smash mishmash now anyway.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder how many of those Noctis stories are someone trying to make their own version of Versus XIII?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that fricking tech demo one is terrifying

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, and the one that surfaced the time around remake was announced where he has dark circles under his eyes and a big mouth is off putting too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah he looks like a mean super soldier. not feminine lookin.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          also, does anyone have the webm of this picture where he smiles at sephiroth because he praised him?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that bussy wet af

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i really need more happy cloud.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >when your wife's boyfriend pulls his wiener out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they homosexualized him and made his face less sharp with each iteration watch how his face cheeks become more like a kid's more pinchable and he becomes rounder, his nose less long, his stare less firce and focused, his brow narrower

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wonder how much smaller they've shrunk his little clit each time too owo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i like cloud sexually too but
          >clit
          he's male...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he has a big wiener from what i seen, not as much as Sephichad but its a very respectable size wiener.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        meds, take em

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly think OG Zack is the character that looks the most different, but that started all the way back with Before Crisis where he first started look more like his modern appearance.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they homosexualized him
        Just like in the original, frogBlack person.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what was that big guy doing while on top of him?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            eeeeeeeeh slapping his face so that he'll wake up
            but before that - rub rub rub, poke poke, squich squich, thumb pound, which hurts but restores mp/hp lmao

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            poopie rapeie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you “homosexualize” a guy who is canonically one dress and a wig away from working as a high class female prostitute?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon, what the god-fearing frick are you talking about?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He’s just sad that Cloud doesn’t look like Goku anymore. Characters who look like him don’t sell anymore so they have to follow market trends and that’s anime pretty boys.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            all I'm getting out of this is that Don Corneo would frick Goku if he dressed up enough

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              better question is what don corneo wouldn't frick really

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think he would genuinely frick Cloud if that shit article is right. Someone else mentioned earlier in a different thread that he and Cloud can’t look eachother in the eyes anymore. Assuming from embarrassment.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                sauce? sounds funny

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Forgot to screenshot it but I think someone uploaded a screenshot from the lifestream website or discord. It’s in a earlier thread from yesterday.

                We will see when people get to the GS chapter. I do like the idea of referencing wall market because wild shit happened and only Aerith knows about it. And she’s going to take that to the grave unless Corneo or Honey Bee Inn guy says something.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now I'm wondering if he'd frick Jenova

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I miss trunks lookalike cloud yes

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think you meant Gohan.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the hairstyle is different but i get what you mean. the color scheme is the same

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but that guy said Trunks, and he looks NOTHING like Cloud.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Advent Children is such a weird movie
      I had fond memories of it until recently when I rewatched it and realized how shit it was

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What was the worst part of it for you?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          dilly dally shilly shally

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What’s the Japanese saying they used for this like?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              http://thejadednetwork.com/sfx/browse/zuru/
              x4

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick does that mean?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                http://thejadednetwork.com/sfx/browse/zuru/
                x4

                >On and on, on and on...
                That he's dragging (his feet) instead of moving on.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              zuruzuru zuruzuru which is basically yada yada

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Advent ruined VII. That's the cold truth.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Before Crisis did, because it was the first thing in the compilation.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope nahp. Advent brought forward that whole, "Sephiroth cum back" mentality that plagued remake and all the spinoffs.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kind of crazy that they actually are going to make Sephiroth the final boss in all 3 of the Remake games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kingdom Farts ruined FF

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This but unironically

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF7 Original Cloud will always be the one and only Cloud Strife, imo.

      Only Smash Ultimate got his design right, in the modern era at least.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard mode in the Remake is seamless from beginning through the end or every time I finish a chapter I'm kicked back to the menu?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    post yfw he shows up again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all smiles until I remember how most people hate him and the b***hing would be endless

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so many problems could go away if only the shitty poem he constantly recites was an actual poem

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had an edgy phase where I memorized and recited the loveless poem in class.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it does have some good lines admittedly but it ain't a poem at all - that is, it's not cohesive

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you must've drowned in pussy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has no good scene besides lovelessposting and doing coldsteel the hedgehog shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, at this point, why not just put him in for the fun of it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never noticed he's wearing a first-class SOLDIER uniform under the coat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he does, great character.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t wait, he has a huge story and character potential.

      Rufus is my favourite character in Remake. It feels like when he's on screen, I'm watching the original FFVII. Not sure why.

      Rufus was also by far the best character in AC.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, Dirge of Cerberus is blatantly being turned into a subplot so Yuffie and Vincent have something to do. He is coming.

      >all smiles until I remember how most people hate him and the b***hing would be endless

      I actually don't get why people hate Genesis. Crisis Core seems to treat him only have seriously. Like, they know how utterly ridiculous he is, and the game plays it up. Hell, even Genesis himself seems to be aware that he's an overdramatic b***h, and he's loving it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        people hate genesis mostly for his involvement in the nibelheim incident methinks

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          just like people hate any original characters changing/intruding on canon, that sorta thing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I actually don't get why people hate someone whose sole character trait is just spouting off poetry 24/7

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't fricking care, we already had ghosts.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Jenova has those breasts?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ufff

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like men with long hair

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uffff

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this achievable natty?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, you'll have to take mako supplements

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but the abs are too long unless you re deformed in torso length

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        god i want to rail him so hard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that twink body can chop buildings in half
        Anime was a mistake

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >has gross asian milk dud nipples
        Yuck

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks awfully skinny but it's inline with his coma bullshit so it's fine... Still not a fan of Remake design, in chibi og he had the torso of Goku.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Super SOLDIER

      Uffff

      the homosexual SOLDIER

      ?si=CdYr3H-ZRCGgWHwk

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sephiroth its more superhomosexual with his obsession to cloud because cloud penetrate him in surprise without consent

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          hot

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >surprise penetration
          that makes cloud a homosexual though

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          something also kinda cool about how cloud sneak attacks sephiroth and penetrates him from behind is how it could parallel how sephiroth does the same to aerith

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Will this be in part 3?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              idk. who knows how sq will proceed going forward. we'll probably get some kinda stupid bs like the extra characters fusing. we probably won't get aerith's iconic send-off. they already changed it according to leakers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sephiroth isn't obsessed with Cloud.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You dont time travel to just annoy your nemesis that ruined your plan unless its rent free

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hojo represents lust itself compared to Gast as a figure of rationality.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you all homosexuals

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      always have been

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a homosexual, I just like sucking men's dicks.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i meant to post this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cutie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the remake frick could never

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow Aeris is pretty flat-chested, almost like a prepubescent boy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >your relationship with tifa has changed
      What the FRICK is this shit why do I have to worry about pissing off the girls while fricking around the countryside

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        just wait for the full blown social link in the third game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do I avoid this if I want to go for Yuffie instead?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dont do character dates and do nasty things like stalking tifa dressroom in flashback

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to if you want trophies abd not watch in youtube the date outcomes ill try to make cloud incel and date barret in the game and done frick nojima and the dev team

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What the FRICK is this shit why do I have to worry about pissing off the girls while fricking around the countryside
        You NEVER PLAYED THE ORIGINAL SHUT THE FRICK UP

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I 100%d the game on march 3rd, 2021.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And you're going to pretend you didn't about date points?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I knew about them and how they worked. But the game doesn’t announce your relationship standing and it’s a secret value that determines your date. The first game has this when cloud is deciding tifas outfit when she gets kidnapped later too.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it normal that the download of the demo takes 24 hours?
    I have 6mb/s download speed, normally.
    Is the download faster, if I download while the console is on, instead of standby mode?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk. when i had a ps4 the downloading always took forever. i read how sony intentionally bottlenecks the download speed on their consoles. don't know about PS5 though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        PS5 still its a bottleneck piece of shit even with ssd hell its so laughable how fast is my low budget computer with ssd speed compared to ps5

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    /v/... you can't fall in love with me...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      too late

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn some people really have an agenda
        >i like you, but it's not love, i can't understand what i feel about you
        >watashi wa, kuraudo ga suki. demo, suki ni hanarimasen. kono suki wa, dono sukina ndarō.

        there is no like/love difference implication, the word is one and the same - like
        i am shit at japanese, seems like -" i like cloud, but like (is not/won't/must not), which like is this like i don't know"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like the official English line in game is a good way of translating the meaning to English then.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            what was it again? i forgor

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Thing is, Cloud, I really like you. But then “like” can mean a lotta different things, can’t it? ‘Cause there’s liking and then there’s liking.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yep that's alright

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Thing is, Cloud, I really like you. But then “like” can mean a lotta different things, can’t it? ‘Cause there’s liking and then there’s liking.

          These are just conveying the same thing as that original trans

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any word on whether the Wutai adventure is in or not?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope its gonna be dlc or part 3 you dont even go to rockettown in rebirth

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lame and gay. Does that mean that Cid isn't in?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is, but he’s a glorified fast travel from my understanding.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            what the frick that's even lamer and gayer

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He also doesn’t smoke or swear anymore.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is as taxi driver for the temple of ancient or driving the bronco

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >taxi driver for the temple of ancient

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you dont even go to rockettown
        >no tea with a little bit of lard
        >no palmer car crash accident
        >no sit down and drink your goddam tea
        >no shera get you fricking ass in here

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Palmer boss still there but cpsta del sol im with you im dissapointed not even open world its interesting cause its ue4

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Palmer boss still there
            does he get hit by a truck? If not then i'm not interested

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it look worse than the fricking PS4 game?

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    post canon romantic couples

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You start.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She’s so, pretty my penis hurts

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wanted: Nomura, Barry, Nathan, Bikini Korean

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    was the lifestream a representation of the collective unconscious in jungian psychology?
    they even use other jungian concepts like the persona and shadow as seen with cloud and there's a shadow cloud in his lifestream psyche unraveling adventure

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a concept of spirit, soul, the aether, returning to the planet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a soul soup so mayhaps

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, basically comes from Xenogears, its story was the original concept for 7. It was rejected but many elements remained

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ha ha I don't rearry know fried riceu sushi

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All it took for FF7 to become good was to make it an Action RPG
    All it took for Yakuza to become good was to make it a JRPG
    Weird how things work out like that

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lucrecia fricked that... thing
    WHY?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Big Hojo wiener

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      White girls love a man who wants them to frick dogs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucrecia and Hojo had common interests

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the part too many people overlook, I think.
        She wasn't Hojo's victim. She was his partner in crime.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Supossedly by retcon of cerberus vincent dad, that looked like count dracula as shinra archaeologist, was kill by lucrecia fault and she couldnt date and frick the son that look like his dad but as emo young adult

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She fricked him when he was younger and handsome.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s always weird when I remember that Hojo is Sephiroth’s dad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It makes Sephiroth autism make sense

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she really needed a dick in her and Hojo just happened to be in the right place at the right time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dont wanna know how popular Frollo x Esmeralda is with girls anon

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you think about it, Sephiroth is literally just

    >What's that, severed alien head?
    >You want me to kill humanity?
    >But humanity is ever so kind!
    >What? I'm actually a freak born from implanting your alien shit into a pregnant woman?
    >Then I have no choice.
    What a shit villain

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      his motivations were always so unclear like bruh
      yes you are a lab rat get over it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sephiroth isn't really real throughout VII. In Remake it's him, but VII it's more or less just Cloud battling his inner demonz.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boi you need a bonk from rebirth or you re coping

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup then add the wonky superman cheat shit he did in og and its a meme shame its just retconned with his gay one black wing

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why dont incels exist in the FF7 world?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because most of them dont have the internet, probably

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud was basically one ever since he started getting ignored by all the village kids.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vincent

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        vincent was a cuck but not an incel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dyne

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dyne had a fricking child you moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s not his, that’s Palmers child. Read the ultimania, fool.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they live in coffins jerking off to their crushes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Biggs gets rejected by Jessie in remake and Wedge calls all women comedians...
      Maybe actually play the games?
      >but but OG
      Johnny and Vincent

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Johnny gets a gf and Vincent eventually gets a e-girl

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the leakers? Why aren’t they photo dumping these threads rather than posting a shit screenshot without context every few days?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They only took photos of shipshit unfortunately

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There aren’t any. We only have larpers, shippers and that Darth gay guy that has seen the ending but doesn’t understand shit and can’t describe it worth shit either.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one actually cares about this game. We all know that it will sell half as much as remake, reviews are out and the ending is shit, it doesn’t focus on the original themes and panders to shippers which aren’t the core demographic. At least not the demographic that will get this game selling. We don’t even have a single screenshot of Vincent or Cid outside trailer footage. No one cares about the story or characters outside Cloud, Tifa and Aerith. What a fricking shame.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          All i want to know is how you fight palmer

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why does Palmer show up again? I remember he was in rocket town but the game isn’t covering that part. Actually I’m curious if Reeve appears? It’s suppose to be a small twist that he controls cait sith.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Square focus wasnt developing the game it was avoiding spoilers like ff7 remake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The leaker that post actual info and image isn't around right now.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Aerith is the most beautiful woman in video game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her eyes are too big.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is cute in remake thats the only achievement besides the chair meme

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will never make one this cute again. It's peak.
      Yuna in the demake of FFX will be another moonfaced asiatic, and I'm worried about Garnet and Beatrix too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        9R won’t go for the semi realism style

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remake Aerith is genuinely the prettiest female character in video games.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aerith ? Cloud's best friend

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's Barret's third outfit option going to be?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Darth said only Cloud, Aerith, and Tifa get three costumes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aw that's bullshit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yup feel out of place with marine suit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope a straight outa compton beach suit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who cares, sailor fuku is what everyone's gonna use anyway

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I probably wouldn't change the original outfit. I don't need beach fanservice.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They should have added his Advent Children outfit. I would rock that shit all day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      GIVE US HIS ADVENT CHILDREN OUTFIT YOU HACKS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      completely nude, hopefully

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I am the same height as Cloud with the same physique could I realistically get a girlfriend?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have twink features? Yup

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i have an ugly face

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry anon but no you'll never get a gf

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your only choice would be to go for a girl with an ugly face as well. Unless you have a chad personality (you’re on Ganker), you prob won’t be able to date up

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            even ugly women all have access to tinder and endless men that are willing to pump and dump. I really feel hopeless

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not true. Just go for girls with surface level issues like acne scars or bad hair. Those can be fixed and you will still not be lonely. Also don’t tell any girl that you browse this site.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i thought Ganker was mainstream now?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it sorta is but people pretend to be above browsing this place

                Yeah, but that guy said Trunks, and he looks NOTHING like Cloud.

                yeah, sorry. i just wanted to comment on this topic. i know cloud looks nothing like trunks

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                moreover. do you seriously think a girl whose only problem is acne scars or dirty hair isnt being fricked by a FWB?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well if she has an ugly face, acne scars and bad hair then yeah no one is fricking her. She would be dedicating every hour of her life to make sure she’s hot enough for dating apps.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is some SERIOUS cope. I met this girl who is over 200 lbs weight, managed to hookup with some guy and move in with him on the same night and has been with him for 6 months. she also ahs a bunch of dudes lined up in case this doesnt work out

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aim for the 28% of women that are single. Or just give up and get surgery. We both know women hate beta losers. They can smell insecurity a mile away.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you know as well as I do that the 28% of single women are still hooking up with chads on tinder

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess you should just give up then. Work on yourself and get off this website.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                all i do is have sex with women in exchange for things

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then better get a haircut that girls like

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have any kind of personality at all you should find it hard not to get a girlfriend

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        but im only 174cm tall

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone knows how Yuffie joins the party in this game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based on the trailers, we save her from sea monster that attacks at the town underneath Junon, at the Mr. Dolphin section.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they should have made you give yuffie cpr

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I saw a description that Cloud is about to when she comes through and calls Cloud a perv.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Answer me this Cloud: Are you really enjoying yourself with this combat system? Are you not just, "filling gauges?"

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How old is Sephiroth?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      as old as you'd like
      hes like in his mid-20s when he gets halfed tho and dead people (or people encased in a crystal) do not age

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's 25

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn’t Cloud like 21? How the hell did he look up to him if he’s only 4 years older?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No I’m sure he’s the same age as the turks. Sephiroth should be like 30

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No
          Sephiroth was in his mid-twenties when he got stabbed by Cloud, who was sixteen at the time

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's 25 when cloud is 16
          and then his real body is crystallized at the north pole and he himself floats in the lifestream so like mentally he would be 30 (if he wasn't sleeping through all these years tho, like do we know?) but physically still 25? lucretia didn't age for one

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, it's what the Ultimania said

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he was 25 during nibelheim incident (cloud was 16 at the time). during the events of the game he should be 30, but I don't think his body aged while in lifestream

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So where does rebirth end? Forgotten city?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Forgotten city
      yes

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you think Sephiroth was an incel?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No he is a sigma

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s not a virgin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He definitely raped people in the Wutai war. It's just a thing that happens

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rape does not happen in Final Fantasy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is don corneo

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Any women going to Corneo must be by her own volition.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think the devs original plot twist was to have Cloud come from one of these pods?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who’s that dead guy on the floor?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aerith's canonical boyfriend.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is Glenn Cloud's otosan or what

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ain't he just a sephiroth clone now
      and shot to death

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think so Rufus kills Glenn apparently

        Proof that he died? Just because you got shot, doesn’t mean you died.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shirou?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think so Rufus kills Glenn apparently

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Cloud does not need anymore development.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud won that fight.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ??????
        I just like seeing Cloud getting stabbed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who won here?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          wutaian steel

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          fujos one that one hard. also
          >cloud hopping around like a moronic bunny on duracel, while sephiroth just stands there
          i laffed

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sephiroth ran away from that fight btw.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He FLED. He fricking FLED!!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >7 years until the end of the trilogy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funny!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PS6 exclusive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he TANKED that btw

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fighting Don Corneo and Rufus again will be fun but it feels like filler.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It did the first time too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I’m sure people would love to fight corneo properly. Rufus is a mixed bag. Depends on if he mixes it up his fighting strategy. I know enough causal players that didn’t like his fight because they weren’t paying attention.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ahaha, no I mean in 1997

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I disagree man. He had a reason to be there in the original.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It 100% is. I still don’t understand why Rufus would be at the GS as a guest boss fight. Literal fanservice and it might not be the good kind.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it a 1v1 again, or do you have a party this time?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hope it's the entire party. I'm tired of forced homolust.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            But I liked that in the Remake fight…

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I did too but I had enough with Sephiroth and Roche constantly undressing Cloud with their eyes

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                there is never enough of undressing

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm tired of forced homolust.
            So I wasn't the only one who saw it. The fight was cool though. Propbably the best in the game

            But I liked that in the Remake fight…

            t. fujo

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not a fujo, just thought the “homo” lines were funny and cool. And yeah, it was my favorite boss fight too.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm tired of forced homolust.
                So I wasn't the only one who saw it. The fight was cool though. Propbably the best in the game
                [...]
                t. fujo

                People bring up homosexual lines but I cannot see how it is gay shit? Rufus comes off as arrogant and proud. Maybe a little more casual than his dad but no other person online YouTube/twitch wise has brought it up. Not even the woman streamers.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that means I own you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s one line that came off as cool because Shinra was literally Cloud’s former employer. Shinra controls everything, I’m sure everything higher up thinks that.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                In French he says "You belong to Shinra" or something like that so I wonder what's the actual translation.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                was something along the lines of "oh you're a soldier? that means i'm your boss", the gayness got added in english
                similarly to "i am your everything" actually being "i am your master" for sephiroth

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, that's good to know
                Damn they made Sephiroth really gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I can believe that much. I’ve noticed a rise of adding homosexual language and situations in recent years. I guess it’s just pandering.

                to be fair the devs aren't clean either - they had cloud literally stumble into sephiroth's boob window face first
                so pandering is from the devs and from translators both

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I can believe that much. I’ve noticed a rise of adding homosexual language and situations in recent years. I guess it’s just pandering.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"i am your everything" actually being "i am your master"
                i am your master sounds even gayer though

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                considering the used word for master (shujin) was also used interchangeably as husband back in the day it kinda is yeah

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t know. Rufus’s boss fight in remake is designed to be 1v1. He’s not that strong health wise and can easily go down. They might do 1v1 with Cloud to hype up fujos if the earlier comments are true about the homosexual shit. Otherwise, I can’t imagine it being story-important.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >to hype up fujos
            I wonder, Cloud x Rufus isn't that popular I believe. Sephiroth x Cloud and to a lesser extent Zack x Cloud are the leading fujo ships in FF7, and when it comes to Rufus ships I think Rufus x Tseng is popular
            Or maybe Nomura is a huge fujo deep down and just likes to have men lusting after cloud

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you a woman? How do you know these ships exist?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sefikura has always been popular. Doesn’t help that if Cloud is in a game, Sephiroth will inevitably appear. Those two are inseperable.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I might the other gay ones you mentioned

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meant*

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you like to look up fanart you'll see all sorts of ships and their frequency

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon I’m straight. Don’t want that on my search history even on incog. I’ll just live with the possible homolust.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm assuming he's there to get the keystone but it's easier to just send the Turks or order the literal Shinra spy in the party to give it to him

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah no clue

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is GIRUGAMESH! in the game now and is he a summon afterward?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's ff
      Cid and Gilgamesh HAVE to be in the game
      He wasnt in the og because it was a mistake

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Canon vs. Fanon

    Reminds me of how fan girls portrayed Severus Snape back in the day

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >loathes this guy in Remake
      >love him now

      Nomura has destroyed me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Roche was technically supposed to be in FF7, he was just cut because they had no room for him, so, I say he's good to go.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Roche was technically supposed to be in FF7

          Really?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Really? Do they have any concept art or interviews talking about the idea of him from that time?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I heard he’s a total bro now. Anyone know how and why?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably that trope of "you beat me up, so now we're battlebros" or something like that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he had a cool boss battle theme and that's the only good thing i can say about this poof

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where did they draw inspiration for Nibelheim burning down from?

    It's such a pivotal moment in the game, but it's a very low key and unspectacular setting. Did they steal it from somewhere?

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY heck bros how does Max Dood get everything so right every damn time?

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, from what i've seen it seems like Zack's world is in Cloud's mind. Because all of a sudden we see our Cloud and Aerith be teleported there for their date and then vanish again. So aerith was capable of manipulating that world without any issue.

    My doubt is, what can Zack even do at this point. The only thing i can think off is that he will help with the lifestream scene to bring Cloud back.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact only Cloud can see him is also sus. His existence is probably only mantained through Cloud.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So, from what i've seen it seems like Zack's world is in Cloud's mind
      That’s dumb, why are Red XIII and Marlene there?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everything from that world is just a copy from ours, it is like if they copy ans pasted everything. And marlene being there would be more about how she was always a weird kid and intuitive with things like lifestream.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    any 'woman' here, post wg now

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why cant FF7 have a romance as good as this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pic not related.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squall x Rinoa could have been way better than what we actually got
      The awkward pacing made it seem like Squall suddenly fell for her after she became comatose

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        but he did randomly fall for her post coma

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >didn't play the game or had banter with a woman in his life

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't kink shame squall.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the translations sucked ass and butchered the game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why cant FF7 have a romance as good as this?
      Unironically because they are mandatory, so the writing can focus at them at all times. That's why i dont get if FF7 is doing this ltd to drop it at the end of Rebirth because if that is true they only damaged the romance with Tifa by making her optional.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aerith will win in the end, not Tifa

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >canonically used goods

      Regardless of the shitposting for Tifa and Aerith, Rinoa was actually Seifers sloppy seconds, she just latched onto the next guy because Seifer was ghosting her

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which shows you if Tifa didn't have a hymen then nobody would give a flying frick about her.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          she doesn't have a hymen, she fricked jonny. It's the cowbreasts. it's her only saving grace (if you like cow breasts that is)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's the "virgin gyaru" trope.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pic related

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squall/Rinoa is basically Cloud/Aerith with a happy ending.

      but he did randomly fall for her post coma

      The implication was that he was in love with her already and didn’t realize until she was gone. The game probably could have portrayed it better

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Squall/Rinoa is basically Cloud/Aerith with a happy ending

        its more Squall/Tifa

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, man, Rinoa is just Aerith with black hair and quirkiness up to 1000%.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rinoa is Tifa

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I miss the Squall vs Cloud fanservice, it was always funny to see Cloud seething at Squall being younger and taller

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tell me how you didn't play any of these games without telling me how you didn't play any of these games

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dude, Rinoa is just Aerith. You can see from her very first interaction with Squall what type of dynamic you'll have with them.

            People only see the black hair and go "she's tifa" but forget how she behaves the inverse of Tifa. But they probably never played ff8

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, Rinoa is just Aerith. You can see from her very first interaction with Squall what type of dynamic you'll have with them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rinoa is Tifa

          no, rinoa and tifa have nothing in common except looks

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            what is a woman but her looks?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why do some asians look like they smashed their face flat against a wall and never got it fixed?
              Almost as if they have a bidimensional face.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I consider aimer to be a 10/10 girl myself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squall and Rinoa are already one of the worse ones in the series, though not the worst. But if done right and if Part 3 follows the momentum as it should and covers Disc 2 content, Cloud and Tifa have the potential to be one of the greats.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    reddit fantasy 7: redditbirth

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man the coma cloud from the alternate timeline is making me think cloud will end up dying in part 3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He will have to, we know that Sephiroth keeps binding himself to Cloud's existence. I already know the whole marketing campaign of the third game is "will Cloud die?"

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still think it's a meta war inside the lifestream.
    You either kill Sephiroth then kill Cloud, or find any trace of Sephiroth in the lifestream and kill it.
    There really is no other way to permanently get rid of Sephiroth (if you consider Advent Babbies canon).
    It's not that the events are not happening, but it's most likely a hotchpotch of events from past, present and future and Sephiroth is fricking with all of it to try and seize control of the planet.
    Remember he doesn't need to take a physical form, all he has to do is take control of the lifestream with his aids.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It seems like a mix of things, that world surely is based on Cloud's psyche seeing the way it's manipulated depending on what he does there, or how only he can see characters like Zack.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it was his psyche he would have already seen Zack as he crossed them at the edge of Midgar

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That shit always seemed more like symbolic. And from what we have seen at the end, Cloud is doing fricking sinergy attacks with Zack but he cannot see him. So i think it's more like Cloud blocks everything of Zack in his mind.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    any word on what sephiroth was talking about with that seven seconds till the end shit

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they do end up reviving cloud and aerith in part 3 I hope they are different people than the originals.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In before they don't kill Cloud but he completely loses his memory which means Sephiroth can't come back.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point i feel kinda bad for aerith and cloud, man. They just keep eating shit.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does Cloud refuse to marry Tifa?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost like he has some other chick constantly on his mind

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she has nothing to offer and he doesn't love her

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am betting Zack will have to kill cloud in part 3 to end sephiroths attachment to cloud .

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Rufus able to go toe to toe with Cloud? How strong is that guy?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He really isnt, that's why he ran away with the heli at the end of their fight.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't ask why the turks can do the same. in fact the turks are always outnumbered yet still go toe to toe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are the Turks able to go toe to toe with Cloud and his party members?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          because they're cool, and so is Rufus

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do they need crystal meth to enhance their soldiers if random thugs can fight just as well

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aren’t the Turks more like Special Agents?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              because genesis and sephiroth never had innate coolness, so they had to take mako substitute. in fact look at genesis, he's still cringe even after all the mako

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rude can too, their battle only ended because Reno called

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think future sephiroth is gaining control over cloud he is making him hallucinate etc and this will get worse with time.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kitase-san uses Cloud, Aerith, and Barret for his main team, while Hamaguchi-san uses Cloud, Aerith, and Yuffie.
    I knew they were Aerith bros but not even Tifa is surprising.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hamaguchi seems pretty based.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is funny how every time he is asked about a favorite part in remake, he answered scenes you have with Aerith. And then kept hyping her up in the marketing of rebirth. She's his favorite by far.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at his smile here.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The marketing ahs been pretty funny. They kept trying to hype up Aerith and hide Tifa even though everyone was asking for Tifa, but now one clip dropped and Tifa broke internet and overshadowed everything, just like they feared. Add to that all reviewers are talking about how she and her relationship with Cloud shines kek. Toriyama and Hamaguchi must be fuming

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dont even think that's the case, the thing is how everything we have seen is biased because shippers being leakers is just awful. And most people will obviously pick Tifa, so everything we have seen is related to her. The full game will probably be more balanced.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sure, the main game will be more balanced on screentime, but it's also objectively true that Cloud and Tifa have a more intimate story and arc if only because of their past and the truth they need to uncover, so I'm totally expecting that plot to be more memorable. But I mostly meant marketing and how Tifa was obviously kept in the dungeon before the demo, which is also understandable because this is Aerith's time to shine and her swan song. But fans want what they want.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think it is also about something Nojima said, treating characters fairly dont mean these characters are equal in their importance. It is the same thing as if Barret was the most popular FF7 character, they still wouldnt put him on the front because the game still wouldnt be made around him. So people who got mad at Aerith taking the front stage had to accept how she's kind of the heart of this story narrative-wise.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well Barret's example is a bit different cause he's not one of the 2 heroines. But it's just like in OG and its two halves, first part (Rebirth) is Aerith's time and the next part/game will be Tifa's

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Btw i'm really curious about next game because everything is pointing out to Aerith being just as present in the next one, even if by "strange" situations.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Me too. I have a feeling they will pull off something like Rebirth again: ending the previous game with crazy shenanigans but then falling right back on the rails of the og. I think Aerith will definitely be involved but in a more limited way, similar to how Zack was in Rebirth. And then the ending will be a big spectacle where she helps out and I feel they'll 100% end it with her smiling face again.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                My biggest question is about what kitase said in a interview, how he would like to give them a happy ending, but in a way FF7 already is a happy ending. So what would even be this change at the end that would turn it into this happy ending that he's talking about.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe a more clear cut and less ambiguous one? I don't know, but I'm already curious as hell about part 3 and Rebirth isn't even out yet kek. These years of waiting are gonna be long ones

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing i can think off is Aerith's fate, there isnt anything really major that would need to be altered to change that description.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can see them doing a post credits scene of Cloud finding her in the promised land.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you being dense on purpose? How about the female lead getting murdered and the main character being in a constant wavering state of depression about it while the villain doesn't actually go away for good? lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                For purists, Aerith being alive is not the happy ending they wanted, not necessarily out of malice for her character.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That what Advent Children was for no?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the thing, even AC already had an ending that's kinda happy in that way, so the only thing they can do at this point would legit change her fate if that's what kitase means.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that french crowd event
            >Hama: who do you want to see?
            >crowd: TIFA!
            >Hama: ah yes, as expected... we haven't prepared Tifa

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only thing Tifa has is her massive breasts, nobody cares about her character

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              ^^^

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t Kitase the director and main write for the OG game? Is that why they used Cloud, Aerith, and Barret for all the marketing stuff?

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    End of the third game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Aerith gets two boyfriends
      Not fair…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aeris getting spitroasted by 2 supersoldiers
      damn

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what, jealous?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          a little bit, i'm more of a brash and bratty young ceo kind of gal

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you here?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              i enjoy the riveting conversation

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go back to tumblr. This thread has been derailed again because all you care about are ships and how hot Zack is. You probably didn’t even play the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who think Zack would get mad at the idea of Aerith and Cloud liking each other too really dont understand his character. He's the one who would go "can we all frick each other?"

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red13 protecting the girls from perverts is cute, I really liked the chapter of red 13 with tifa and aerith in the remake

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      clod

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The PS1 FFs do a really good, grounded job with the love stories.

    Take VII. Why does Tifa love Cloud? Because they talked a few times and shared a few random moments.

    That's so grounded and clever that it works.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys think Cloud could defeat Clive 1v1?

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't they just do like this again?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Everything sells more now, but it makes no cultural impact with few extremely rare exceptions.
      [...]
      The latest cope out the oven is "they're totally gonna show it in Part 3 when Cloud is done with his coping" which is still horseshit because by then the bloom is off the rose anyway.

      The sequence of Barret's stabbing exactly mirrors Aerith's death. A little mourning then Jenova boss.
      This whole debacle don't make sense.

      The rating affects women more than men.
      Reverse the sexes, imagine a young man doing to Tess what Abby did to Joel.
      Ironically Tess dies the same way as Aerith did: off-screen, then they show the body and the blood.

      >The rating affects women more than men.
      Source?
      What is the logic? Men or women they are all the same.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering all of the shipping shit... how many people here have actually had a girlfriend?

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Fight me, Cloud, show me you have the strength to vanquish the darkness within and save your World."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And how would YOU write Strangers of Paradise VII? Give me your story ideas

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd keep it the same. It's a good modern take on FF1. Maybe I'd add some more hidden super boss fights.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But who would be Jack of VII?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not sure of what you mean, what's a Jack of 7? You mean who would be the Jack in final fantasy 7? No one really, that would have to imply that FF7 still has some edginess to it left.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud is nothing without Hojo btw! Just a grunt you kill in 2 hits.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking about how Cloud will keep larping and seeing Aerith with them, like, when they go snowboard he will imagine what Aerith would've done with them.
    Man...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, don't they know he's batshit crazy now? He just stands there like usual?
      Is Tifa only good for throatfricking?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Double standards.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          MRAs are such betas they feel physically threatened by the average female lmao.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did your crush just die, or friendzoned you? Just climb up a really fricking tall mountain and snowboard off of it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is described in ultimanias of ff7 how Tifa notices that Cloud barely talks after Aerith dies. So he will be on maximum depression.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prologue
    When the war of the beasts brings about the world's end
    The goddess descends from the sky
    Wings of light and dark spread afar
    She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting
    Act I
    Infinite in mystery is the gift of the Goddess
    We seek it thus, and take to the sky
    Ripples form on the water's surface
    The wandering soul knows no rest.
    Three friends go into battle.
    One is captured
    One flies away
    The one that is left becomes a hero.
    Act II
    Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul
    Pride is lost
    Wings stripped away, the end is nigh
    There is no hate, only joy
    For you are beloved by the goddess
    Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds
    Act III
    My friend, do you fly away now?
    To a world that abhors you and I?
    All that awaits you is a somber morrow
    No matter where the winds may blow
    My soul, corrupted by vengeance
    Hath endured torment, to find the end of the journey
    In my own salvation
    And your eternal slumber
    Act IV
    My friend, the fates are cruel
    There are no dreams, no honor remains
    The arrow has left the bow of the goddess
    My friend, your desire
    Is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess
    Legend shall speak
    Of sacrifice at world's end
    The wind sails over the water's surface
    Quietly, but surely
    Act V
    Even if the morrow is barren of promises
    Nothing shall forestall my return
    To become the dew that quenches the land
    To spare the sands, the seas, the skies
    I offer thee this silent sacrifice

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, these lines from the 30th anniversary of FF7 make sense now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is so fricking Aerith the fact she didnt even care about herself, but only about Cloud in that moment.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense because she knows how much this will crush Cloud. He loses his mind after it happens in Rebirth.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they delayed the game by another year, Cid and Vincent would be player party members. Even Wutai and Rocket town would be in this game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like 2 years.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but who the frick cares?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cid is a goated character and someone I always had in my party. Vincent might work out if he’s Aerith replacement game mechanic wise with magic. Wutai and Rocket town were good arcs too. For frick sake, the last two party members weren’t even there during Aerith’s death scene.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rufus thread next pls.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I Rufus to do that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw barely any leaks involving rufus

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Warlocke: Hey Darth- do you know if gotterdammerungs and refocus materias are still in the game?

    >Darth_Krid: You get one from the Brutal VR fights. Last one is five rounds: three rounds of being tag teamed by the new summons, then Gilgamesh, then Virutal Sephiroth.
    https://thelifestream.net/forums/threads/final-fantasy-vii-rebirth-pre-release-potential-leaks-spoilers.23522/page-168
    Thank God we can fight Sephiroth in the VR now.

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