FINAL FANTASY 7 REBIRTH

>magnify haste as a weapon ability
>magnify curaga as a weapon ability
so red XIII is easily the best character in the game, right?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is this basically FFVII + Witcher 3 + BoTW now?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and that's a good thing!™

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's FFVII + Horizon + Yakuza minigames.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Witcher 3 + Horizon + Yakuza
      With far better combat.
      But nonsense story, but the game is fun enough to where I don't give a shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so this basically (3 great games combined) now?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. In action games you're attacking the actual character model, whereas in FFVIIR you're attacking the space the model inhabits. Timing, positioning, etc... is pretty much nonexistent. It's there, but only on a superficial level. It has no real impact due to how shallow it is and the general imbalance.
      Remake is effectively just ATB, except you have to button mash more and can run around a 3D plane, if you want. Don't really have to though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing you typed made any sense

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's fine, no big deal. It's easier for most to learn in practice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's FF7 + Yakuza + Witcher 3 and anyone that says otherwise is wrong.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. In action games you're attacking the actual character model, whereas in FFVIIR you're attacking the space the model inhabits. Timing, positioning, etc... is pretty much nonexistent. It's there, but only on a superficial level. It has no real impact due to how shallow it is and the general imbalance.
      Remake is effectively just ATB, except you have to button mash more and can run around a 3D plane, if you want. Don't really have to though.

      Oh and there's zero factoring in of the terrain. Granted, The Witcher 3 didn't have much of any of this, but it was still there on occassion. You could funnel enemies onto a staircase, for example, or break up an onslaught by running around a tree, shit like that. This doesn't exist in FFVIIR, because it's not an Action game. It's just FFXII but again, with 15x button mashing and longer animations and cutscenes to make the battles have some illusion of excitement.
      Personally? I'd rather watch 1.2s of Geralt bisecting bandits in real time than the 15-45s Limit/Summon/Synergy cutaway animations. Shit is cool precisely one (1) time, then it's just annoying.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the 15-45s Limit/Summon/Synergy cutaway animations. Shit is cool precisely one (1) time, then it's just annoying.
        Well I've got good news for you, fricko, you can switch characters during those long animations and continue playing the game while those animations play out.

        also
        >complaining about having to watch summon animations in a ff game
        l m a o

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's all any AAA game is now,
      Combat from A
      Exploration from B
      Side quests like C
      I've said it before, and I'll say it again, the main game that should've inspired them was the original FF7

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the main game that should've inspired them was the original FF7
        that is the main game that inspiried them and if you think otherwise it's clear you didnt actually play the game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that is the main game that inspiried them
          And if (You) think otherwise it's clear you didnt actually play the original game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Buddy i played the OG game for the first time back in 97 as a 10 year old child and have beaten it no less than 15 times since then, as well as purchased it probably about the same amount of times over the dozen platforms it's been released on.
            you can cry and b***h and moan all you want about how they extended the game and added new shit to it, but to think that anything other than the original ff7 was the main inspiration is fricking moronic.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >zoomy combat, woke crap, the "need" to subvert le expectations (including but not limited to time ghosts and all the baggage they brought), simp Cid, Ubitowers, horizon shit, what am I gonna do with all these sephiroths!?!?, mini game and side quest bloat not brought over from the original, and much much more!
              I believe you were at ground zero, and I believe you enjoy the game, I was 9 when I played it
              However, I believe you've grown complacent and don't see all the glaring issues, because it scratches the itch the have a new thing of the IP to consoom

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >However, I believe you've grown complacent and don't see all the glaring issues
                That's not even remotely what the argument was about, you goal post moving disingenuous clown. I never said the game didn't have glaring issues in it's game design.
                Just that the primary influence is very clearly FF7. Becuase otherwise, the game wouldn't be in the FF7 remake series, it would be FF16 or FF17 or some other numbered or offshoot game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just because it has the same locations and characters, doesn't mean they bothered to stay true to the original. If they really honored the original, they'd have done something closer to a 1:1, but instead, they looked at what was trendy to get that lucrative casual audience

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they looked at what was trendy to get that lucrative casual audience
                No, they looked at how they were going to do the world map and realized the problem has already been solved in the open world genre.
                From there it was just adapting that genre for the FF7 story.
                It's still FF7 through and through. Has all the goofy light hearted bits, tons of stupid ass side shit to get into and lose time on, mini games out the ass, characters are (mostly) spot on if not better than they were in the og, etc etc.
                yeah, they rearranged some of the key story points, and got rid of couple things here and there like rocket town, and they expanded on a lot of stuff that may or may not needed to be expanded on, but at the end of the day, the game is absolutely completely and totally a love letter to the original FF7 game.
                YOU might not personally like it, but that's irrelevant to whether or not it takes the majority of it's influential queues from OG 7.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What could they have done differently to be more like the OG? This is basically what I expected from the open world
        I'm not talking about the time janny multiverse slop either, I hate that too, I mean the first 85% of the game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Open world as a blanket answer to making games feel epic is a mistake
          It's fine for some games to have a more narrow play environment, because if newbies wanted to know what the original was about, but couldn't clear the mental hurdle of the lego-looking characters, just modernize the visuals, tweak or add some new materia, and that's it. Obviously it wouldn't all translate 1:1, and some environment changes would need to happen, but not on the scale of RE
          And because so much resources would be saved from all the extra space running around in, you could easily have done it in 2 games (with a AC retcon or something, cuz why not?) instead of 3

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >zoomies playing turn-based anything
            you're so far off base you might as well be walking in the air

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    More sexual tension-filled scenes between Cloudo and Commander Mommy, please

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should make a doujin where she fricks Cloud right in front of Aerith and Tifa.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'd fap to it
        bring elena in too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Call me a shill, but the Junon part was great.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a shill, and I completely agree.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just Aya Brea in disguise. Jenova = Parasite Eve confirmed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember this?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. Big shame there are no references to other SE games in Reirth tbh. I really liked Third Birthday despite its fanfic tier story. The combat system, teleporting, switching between bodies, and trying to save everyone every mission between killing bosses was fun. It also has my favorite Aya design. Pure sexo. I love the short hair and ripped jeans

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should make a doujin where she fricks Cloud right in front of Aerith and Tifa.

      low-level grunt Cloud + mature high-level teacher commender Mommy is so hot...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cloud needs to follow his mom's advice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i really hope they'll still show up on the sub

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      REDMOA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its sexual harass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      low-level grunt Cloud + mature high-level teacher commender Mommy is so hot...

      Penis Inspection Day must be brutal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ??? Somehow here mako colored eyes don't give away the whole SOLDIER thing?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That or giant fricking sword? It's a gag, dude.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fell in love with her the moment I saw her. She has like five lines and two minutes of screentime but I popped a boner over Tifa in a swimsuit

    • 3 months ago
      Shenti

      This npc was literally a dude in the OG. I am so fricking sick of this homosexual israeli DEI shit everywhere. Love from Kazakhstan.

      P.S.: I wouldn't play this cancer even if you paid me. I still haven't pirated ~~*Remake*~~ and I doubt I ever will, for what it's worth.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude she is so hot lmao
        but of course a sandBlack person like you would be too primitive to appreciate it

        • 3 months ago
          Shenti
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Chloe the cutest girl?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny even, perhaps

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funny? Cute?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fute?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Surprised they actually spent time designing a unique model for a character with literally 60 seconds of screentime. There are tons of characters in the game you spend more time with who just get a stock npc model

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me its Kyrie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        THERE'S A NEW MERC
        A NEW MERC IN TOWN

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          SHE’S LIKE THE BEST!
          THE BEST AROUND!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its like a good bad song. Its gay but catchy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Kyrie song
          >it has it's own version when in combat
          >Dog BOW WOW WOW BOW WOW WOW song
          >it has its own version when in combat
          >frog KEROKEROKOERKOERKO song
          >it has its own version during a specific chadley battle
          the game has so much musical shitposting, it's glorious

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the song made me fall in love with Kyrie
            her whole existence is one big shitpost

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think they realised she's a moron and everyone hates her after trying to force her in remake. She's much better as a comic relief punching bag.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think they realised she's a moron and everyone hates her after trying to force her in remake. She's much better as a comic relief punching bag.

              I'm glad her final quest acknowledges how annoying she is, even Yuffie can't believe it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The fact there's a dedicated "you're following a dog" song is pretty great.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the song made me fall in love with Kyrie
            her whole existence is one big shitpost

            The fact there's a dedicated "you're following a dog" song is pretty great.

            troony

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              dont forget

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If I were Cloud, I would forget about Tifa and Aerith and frick this b***h and Yuffie instead.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL MERC

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like how she is the main connection from ff7 to ff13 lightning returns

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All these years and I never had any idea that "Chole" was a typo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im a big fan of esther
      bitch's hot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was a boy in the og.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >now play nice, shitbirds
    I fricking love Elena so much.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same I cant believe that gay Clod almost killed her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitbirds
      my first thought instantly went to that old drunk jim
      lahey when i heard her say that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad I wasn't the only one who went straight to Lahey

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    not a furry, but red 13 kinda does things to me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      his name is Nanaki. And he’s underage you bastard

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Combine those with HP Absorb + Enemy Skill on him to get brave/faith from Sonic Boom, and stupid HP regen from Static Discharge and yeah, he's pretty much the best (non-Tifa) character in the game.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    haste as a weapon ability
    Best party member if true

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://finalfantasy7rebirth.wiki.fextralife.com/Supernal+Fervor

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two ATB gauges and vengeance mode is a bad deal if you ask me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      still worth, saves you a lot of materia slots

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when you said they were gonna cut yuffie date

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when does red breed with erith

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kyrie > Yuffie

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Needs Vengeance meter to use both
    I'm too unga to wait for enemies to attack and perfect block.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can regular block and get shitloads of vengeance, too

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you need to build up so much to all that tho
    >2 ATB charges each
    >need a decent Vengeance meter for it to work well
    >Vengeance requires blocking but I never get hit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you stack the enhanced vengenage on block weapon skill and folio skill you fully charge the vengance bar in literally 2 perfect blocks or like 4-5 regular blocks.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/
    Frick off back to your containment board

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aaaaaaaaa don't talk vidya on the vidya board, shitpost only
      >aaaaaa

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao at the chicken sidequest
    it wasnt as bad as people said
    also pretty funny at the end

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      One chicken almost made me throw my controller out the window but it was worth it for that ending
      >the OG game over music plays kek

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I do everything in the first area before crossing the water where the Zolom lives? Will I be overleveled?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my recommendation is to play as much as you want to play. Eventually you will want to go back to check stuff.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actual side quests are always worth doing, as are the summon shrines/materia fights, and the protorelic open world stuff. minigames are hit or miss but most of them are pretty good.
      everything else is pretty forgettable. you'll want to do enough of the chadly stuff to get the best materias from his 'store', but you only ever need to do a handful of towers if you're doing the protorelic and summon stuff as well so it's not too bad.

      i don't know about being overleveled because i played the game on dynamic where everything scales to your level, which was a lot of fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      do what you feel like doing you can come back later.
      I tried doing the completion route and I got burnt out.
      the games easy so any rewards you don't get in the short term doesn't really matter.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im impressed that they keep adding little things to quests to keep things fresh instead of just recycling the same things over the entire world

    Its also huge AF with tons to do

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does the world compared to a Xenoblade game?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate Zack like you wouldn’t believe. Why the homie can’t just stay dead.

    • 3 months ago
      Hamaguchi

      You don’t understand anon, no one would be excited if they just remade everything how it’s supposed to be. Zack and his timeline makes people excited!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like seeing characters in situations they have no right being in and watching how they handle that. Seeing what Zack would do if he survived his last stand is fun.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watching him die was also fun if I'm being honest. Never liked his airhead personality

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Watching him die was also fun if I'm being honest.
          Yes but that's also old and explored already. We've already seen what happens when he dies.
          Seeing what happens when he lives is more interesting.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            But wouldn't it be even more interesting if he became a zombie?
            Aeris will have to choose between a forbidden love or betraying zack and get with cloud.
            Such innovative, much interesting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Were you bullied in school?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, you have to play as him to be efficient and you could just cast those spells in literally 10% of the time it takes to use them with Red. Yuffie is the overall strongest with Windstorm + elemental materia.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but muh materia slots

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You get so many slots that you start using filler garbage eventually.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      double up on his extra vengenace on block skill between weapon slot and folio and he'll have a full vengance bar basically every 5-10 seconds you're not controlling him.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aerith is the most beautiful woman to ever exist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for admiring my wife

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why couldn’t Cloud kiss her instead of the hideous chink?

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    reddit fantasy 7: redditbirth

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe they put Barry in the game, as a villain no less

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course best dog is best dog.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhh I missed a chest in Mt. Corel am I able to go back for it??????

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but not until the end of that chapter when you get the dunebuggy from Dio

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn even the cat has anime protagonist hair

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This must've (I hope) made some secondaries angry, huh?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's a secondary anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        people who don't really know the franchise but act like they do

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh.. I thought you were talking about trannies..

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, there's some overlap for sure

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone who gets into a franchise through secondary media, like spinoffs or AC in this case, without playing the original game/reading the original manga/ect

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is pretty funny watching people who ship Aerti react to this. That one Sonic fandub troony had the most disappointed "Oh." when Aerith said it and then tried to pretend he wasn't excited for the potential of his crackship becoming real but rather because he thought Aerith would drop "some lore".

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never use the summons, it just feels bad that all my hard earned ATB has to be handed over to them, it's like I don't get to play the game then

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Especially since you can just use Cait Sith to use the summon abilities.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just summon them and let them attack on their own.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cloti
    Tifa
    Yuffie

    >Clerith
    Aerith
    Red
    Cait (and also Reeve)
    Cid (only in Rebirth)
    Vincent
    Zack
    Marlene
    Cissnei ("I see it now, what he sees in you.")
    Cloud's mom
    Hundred of NPC's in the colosseum
    Hojo's b***hes in Costa
    Kitase
    Hamaguchi
    Uematsu
    SQUARE ENIX MUSIC Channel

    >Anti Cloti
    Tifa's dad

    >Anti Clerith
    Elmyra

    >Neutral
    Cloud
    Barret

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Owari da

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make her so beautiful? Her voice is so nice too. Wtf.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's (you) from the mobile game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cissnei is not from the mobile game you dip

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes she is.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cissnei’s first appearance was in Before Crisis, a mobile game from 2004. She didn’t have a name at the time, and was just one of the selectable player characters you could choose.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I seriously just want the game to end already. I'm tired of the mini games and tedious busy work. The cait sith shit in chapter 11 with throwing boxes is easily the worst thing I've done so far.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean best.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      well i've got news for you bud, the last three chapters have the worst pacing, the single longest dungeon in the series yet, and two bullshit random new mechanics that aren't quite as bad as cait sith throwing boxes but are still pretty fricking awful for no reason.
      they really fricked the ending up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh boy. Yeah I'm just powering through it at this point. Absolute shame how this turned out.

        you dont like final fantasy

        The game is at its best during combat, even if it boils down to press square and circle on occasion. I don't like the game built around it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you dont like final fantasy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You like every Final Fantasy game EXCEPT this one? Guess you don't like the series
        You are mentally unwell

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Many such cases. Loved the OG and every FF up to even X-2. This one is a solid 8 but I'd have to get paid for anything higher than that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you dont

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you for your irrelevant opinion

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you dont like final fantasy

            You're a fake fan, sorry

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all this talk about builds, weapon abilities, and materia
    >I just spam square

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      we know XV-kun, we know

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aerith!! what the hell have you done

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a picture of two parents taking their child to an amusement park and everyone seems happy. Seems nice.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone know what the corel town theme is called in the OST? it's a remix of barret's theme and its fricking great

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want it too...north corel theme is pretty good, love the bass

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't dicked around with cait much yet but so far pretty much every character has broken as frick weapon and ability combos. I say hats off to square for letting the player dick around and turn every character into a beast in their own way.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to marry Aerith.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only moment in the game where cloud is legit happy is when he has been turned into a moogle

    frick aerith, frick tifa, frick yuffie, cloud is mogpilled

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are 3 moments
      1) Cloud giving a speech to his Shinra cadets to win the commemoration
      2) Cloud after Dio hypes him up after winning their match and he sees the girls cheering for him
      3) Cloud talking to his ghost waifu

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's happy on the inside whenever he and yuffie are shit-talking eachother
        two-way tsun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't beat Dio

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like chapter 7 is pushing Barret x Yuffie aka Baruffie

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its kind of crazy they that modelled/textured barret's nose hair

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    COUNTERFIRE IS SO FRICKING OP WTF

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm liking it but the AAA "collectathon" world map shit is kind of tedious.
    But I can't NOT do it because what if there's good weapons, items, materia, or summons from doing it.
    But I have zero interest in the side missions. Barely add anything to the lore.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Barely add anything to the lore.
      they give you relationship points and flesh out things that weren't really talked about much in the OG, like the condor. Seeing the condor return and become a permanent part of junon's backdrop was pure soul

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        im like 90% done with the grasslands. Maybe it gets better.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Barely add anything to the lore.
      whether they add to the lore or not, some of the best moments in the game come from the side quests, the protorelic quest, and the queens blood quest.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am i the only one who loves all the minigames? none of them overstay their welcome
    well maybe just one, the cactuar reactor ones, but the rest are just funny, fun, short and most of them give good rewards

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      piano song 5 (cosmo canyon one) can suck my hairy ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They would be fine if they were optional, but at least half of them aren't. I don't like how the game essentially punishes you by not wanting to wrangle a Chocobo for every region you visit. Some people just want to get going.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        90% of them are optional.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're not, you can try that bullshit on someone who isn't currently sitting in front of yet another cutscene in the game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the shooting gallery one because I suck at aiming with the controller.
      It's the only one I skipped trying to get all the rewards.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >none of them overstay their welcome
      This is the main part, they mostly range from meh to just making it over the line into being fun, but because they are done before you are completely sick of them you never really get upset.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick is Genesis
    Sephiroth tries to call him in Ever Crisis so Nomura definitely hasn't retconned him out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure genesis doesnt wake up untill the events of dirge of cerberus

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cant start the show with the showstopper

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, Genesis. Loveless SUCKS.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ACT 1

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did they make him talk like Dracula in Dirge?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe Hojo thought it would be funny

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    shitbirth flopped!

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get to chapter 13 w/ the tiny bronco crashed into the water
    >realize nearly the entire game is connected in a seemless open world
    i'm legitimately insanely impressed by this.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rebirth has more content than FF16
    >it's only a 3rd of the Remake trilogy
    >only like 65% of OG's disc 1
    Nomura is out for blood
    This entire series is being made to show Square he's still their best director and that he should unironically be allowed to retcon FFXV with Versus 13

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      vast majority of rebirth direction was not done by nomura but by naoki hamaguchi

      its new blood finally getting a chance and it fricking worked

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        based, frick boomers
        sakaGOOCH has been replaced by hamaGOOCH

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rebirth is everything FF16 wasn't. I'm loving this game outside some stupid story changes like Cid, Tifa in the Lifestream, and the state of Nibelheim.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rebirth is everything FF16 wasn't
        It's kind of insane when you directly compare the two how much more Rebirth has going for it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          not having a real party for most of the game hurts 16 a lot
          7R's party interactions are probably the best in the series, especially in rebirth

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing 16 has over Rebirth is grafix.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think 16 might have had more cringekino

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I guess the DMC guy did more than just the combat

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rebirth is everything FF16 wasn't.
        That's why 16's story actually had balls while Remake and Rebirth softens all the edges out of FF7

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the "balls" in question

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i clapped

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            FF16 proves you can have a story with over the top cringekino that still takes itself seriously. When Clive's mom slits her throat right in front of you (Dyne isn't even allowed to jump off a cliff lol) you don't get a flash into a different timeline where she's alive and happy and loves Clive, she's fricking dead forever. FF16 is over the top and edgy, but at least grounded that much. FF7R can't even commit to any of the original FF7's deaths--don't worry, Zack is still out there in another world!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >FF16 proves you can have a story with over the top cringekino that still takes itself seriously
              no

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >deaths--don't worry, Zack is still out there in another world!
              I sometimes wonder if this is how reality actualy works. I should have died so many times (multiple drug overdoses, seizures that led to head injuries, getting literally run the frick over by a Chevy Silverado) and yet I'm still here shitposting with you guys. Sometimes I wonder if maybe I really did die and God just moves us from one reality to the next until He's ready to take us to Himself.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I see you forgot the part where Joshua wasn't actually dead at all so Clive's suffering and self hate for 13 years was completely pointless and oh also the reason he survived is because a secret group of ninjas sworn to him from birth pulled him out of the rubble but for some reason they weren't there to stop the entire disaster in the first place despite being present there waiting to take Joshua into the Apodytery.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >don't worry, Zack is still out there in another world!
              You didn't play the game and if you did you drastically misunderstood the ending.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Versus 13 definitely would have been better than XV.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        upon looking at versus' gameplay, you'll realise that XV played the same

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      remember anon, monotonous slop is not content

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        FF16 bros... he got us...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          most of rebirth's content is unique
          the game's content doesn't stop with shit like scanning lifestream crystals, that's like maybe 10% of the content. The other 90% is unique side missions, minigames, combat challenges, QUEEN'S BLOOD, etc

          nothing in the game is anywhere near as egregious as the sections of 16 where you have to get Mid her slop or the entire fricking desert region (minus based uncle)

          Don't get me wrong, 16 is WORSE

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        most of rebirth's content is unique
        the game's content doesn't stop with shit like scanning lifestream crystals, that's like maybe 10% of the content. The other 90% is unique side missions, minigames, combat challenges, QUEEN'S BLOOD, etc

        nothing in the game is anywhere near as egregious as the sections of 16 where you have to get Mid her slop or the entire fricking desert region (minus based uncle)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Midgar wasn't 35% of disc 1

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        rocket town and some other parts of disc 1 didn't make it into rebirth

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Adding to that, while Midgar was only like 5 hours in the original it took up a huge chunk of the script and was the logical point for part 1 to end. There's enough stuff they haven't covered to give us a complete experience in part 3 but not enough where it'll feel like bloat

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is a pointless post that has nothing to do with what it replies to. Lurk more, post less.

          rocket town and some other parts of disc 1 didn't make it into rebirth

          This is true and relevant to the post it replies to. Post more like this.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They stretched the frick out of Midgar to make it 30 hours for remake though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Midgar portion of the script accounts for roughly 30% of the total games script.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not relevant, stop derailing the thread

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's definitely the best support, but you still need Tifa or Yuffie to bring the DPS.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just got yuffie and she takes so much damage for some reason

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally don't get hit.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Cloud smiling.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know there's eerie music here but Aerith looks too sweet and happy to just be some Jenova hallucination

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think that one is jenova aerith, she is kinda enhancing his delusion, really different from the one in the last cutscene.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think that one is jenova aerith, she is kinda enhancing his delusion, really different from the one in the last cutscene.

          The way she ignores Tifa and only looks at Cloud makes me think it's jenova too

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That Aerith pretends to go back with him and the party. Definitely fricking up his mind.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're always referencing shit from remake, inside jokes and memories..

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why’d she make him laugh instead of tell him she’s dead?

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    did scarlet frick barret to get his vote

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the GI mystery homies are legit aliens that traveled from their dying planet to gaia and thats why the lifestream rejects them

    what a wild storychange

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it's pretty cool in comparison to the other OC they added. It also gives the black materia an origin, I don't remember the origin in OG

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was no origin in the original game. It was just a powerful materia the Cetra knew had to be hidden away. I always assumed it was formed out of the memory of Jenova's landing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>the GI mystery homies are legit aliens that traveled from their dying planet to gaia and thats why the lifestream rejects them
      Not quite.
      Gaia and their planet collided into one another which let Gaia absorb it.
      It's basically the same as the real world hypothetical 'Theia' planet that billions of years ago crashed into Earth during Earths early formative years which allowed Earth to absorb most of it's matter, with the rest ending up as our moon, and is part of why life ended up springing up on Earth.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad i never used him again once he turns into Sora

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I truly dislike the folio system. Give us back the weapon leveling from Remake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd hate it less if I could fricking zoom out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is the point of the upgrade weapon tab in the menu when you just equip the weapon skills in the equip menu anyway and have to use the book shit to actually upgrade

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand the upgrade system at all in this game, I'm just blindly unlocking shit with my points
        Remake made more sense

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's completely stupid. They tried to streamline leveling/stats like Bioware did from Mass Effect 1 to 2 but none of it feels like it's helping at all

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's broken, he is currently but they will patch it
    Balancing a single player game is always moronic, but they'll do it

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is not enough new content left for part 3 unless they think up significant changes

    they did add a new continent in the mobile game which i guess could be used for a bit but if not these are the areas in ff7-3

    >everything in the north, snowy mountains, frozen lake with caverns and the crater itself
    >rockettown and actually going to space
    >mt corel with the train
    >midgar invasion
    >underwater submarine
    >the weapons
    >wutai

    unless they make wutai gigahuge i dont see it rivalling rebirth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon they made up a bunch of bullshit to shove into Rebirth. Built that bullshit around original story elements. They will find a way to pad the game again, I assure you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they will expand Wutai a lot, because by memory Wutai was completely optional in the original.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wutai is going to be enormous judging by how hard they're pumping some war with them in this game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what the Wutai ceasefire breakdown is for

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're going to add Advent Children as post game content because Nomura directed that movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Part 3 is basically going to be
      >Cloud and Co get to the crater and give Sephiroth the black materia as the prologue
      >At the same time Wutai and Shinra will go to all out war
      >these combined events unleash the actual weapons, not the sort of big fish looking things we had in Rebirth
      >cloud will fall into the life stream during the weapon awakening

      >cut to a few days later

      >do the cloud memory revelation shit early on
      >the majority of the game rest of the game is shadow of the collosus/monster hunter style tracking/fighting of the weapons
      >the giant materia will be collected from the weapons themselves
      >Sapphire, Diamond, Ruby, Emerald will be 4 weapons you fight
      >Ultimate weapon is stopped by the sister ray instead of sapphire weapon
      >Wutai war in Wutai will be the final part of the turks/shinra plot line
      >the Wutai war will end when Hojo fires the sister ray at Wutai, effectively nuking the country and killing Rufus/Turks, to fulfil the role he couldn't achieve in the original game in helping power up Sephiroth
      >final fight in the norther crater happens

      They'll pad the frick out of it, but above are basically how I think they're going to adapt the rest of the major plot points left. We're not getting rocket town at all, we're not going to space, we're not doing the goofy ass train heist. underwater reactor will probably be a bonus dungeon since they did mention it a few times during Rebirth.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My guesses are
      >midgar treatment and comes in shorter than rebirth
      >massively expand on whats left
      >outright create new places
      but the comments on the highwind shit make me think they might possibly do a re-tread over rebirths areas idk

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i lost my shit when sephiroth appeared at the golden saucer just to tell cloud to enjoy a day off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao yeah, really fricking bizarre

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao yeah, really fricking bizarre

      7 SECONDS UNTIL YOU HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE BUDDY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was so funny and unnecessary
      the scene with him and Gilgamesh was funny too

      There was no origin in the original game. It was just a powerful materia the Cetra knew had to be hidden away. I always assumed it was formed out of the memory of Jenova's landing.

      huh, so they added OC that was actually good. that Island was creepy as hell too, looked like that Bloodmoon Island from Divinity

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the songs feel overproduced tbqh. The Chocobo techno remix was honestly abhorrent

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1000%
      too much breakaway for the sake of breakaway that doesn't sound good.
      They forgot that it still needs to sound good more often than I hoped.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey guys lets make Tifa shit out so much pressure and damage that you're a moron for controlling anyone else, lets also give her a synergy skill with a billion i frames that does almost as much damage as ATB skills that cost 2 gauge lmao
    Seriously what the frick is this? My party just exists to buff Tifa and she annihilates everything by herself effortlessly. Why does slip n slide do fricking 3000+ damage when you can spam it non stop for no cost?

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO YUFFIE SISTERS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud wouldn't be able to control his lust for dicky. It's for his own good

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get to party level 10? I've beat the story and done all major side quest stuff on the map but have 535/605 at party level 9.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      beat mini-games and card games. Those increase party level too

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY WOULD I EVER WANT TO LEAVE THE GOLD SAUCER
    THIS PLACE IS AMAZING

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think they made the abilities broken at the expense of materia. materia is shit compared to most abilities and basic materia combos dont even work.

    On one hand the abilities are really cool, but materia is basically a red herring that's a pain in the ass to manage with all the character swapping and then it turns out its not even that good.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. I stopped caring about the materia early on in the game, ended up just buying MP/HP up for everyone and a few other blues/purples. The only time I'm using magic is healing. Maybe barrier if I'm feeling bored.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >materia is shit compared to most abilities and basic materia combos dont even work.
      it's a completely different story on hard.
      also materia shits all over weapon skills/abilities in terms of raw DPS if you're using -ga spells on enemies with weaknesses.
      Seriously that shit will do 8k+, and you can doublecast it with arcane ward if Aerith is around.

      They did crank up the MP usage though, and offensive -ga spells cost 2 ATB instead of 1 so it's a bit harder to just use the -ga spells, but they're still way more powerful than weapons skills.

      Weapon skills, on the other hand, are fun as frick to use, so frick the DPS there's only one single DPS check in the entire game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        people are seriously underrating magic

        aerith with a fully powered first strike to instantly use radiant ward into atb ward into arcane ward and then blasting ga spells can melt many bosses healthbars, the atb ward massively speeds up the other party members atb too

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    come to think of it, is ff7 the first game with a schizo protagonist?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cecil and Terra have weird identity issues too, but no hallucinations.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xenogears had a schio protag, but I think that came out a couple months after FF7.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has created an entire generation of schizo fans still autistic about the game so yes.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao yuffie's utter disdain for the gays during the dance number

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank god she told them to piss off, I audibly sighed when the homosexual squad tried to but into my cute yuffie dance cutscene

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does Cloud manage to resist burying his buster sword deep inside yuffie's ninja dicky when she's right there, with her tummy exposed doing all these cute dances?
    Must be all the SOLDIER training

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud is for only one person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah these animations look way better when they're barely recognizable polygons. She looks incredibly moronic child there, of course cloud wouldn't her.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hope you are mentally prepared for red whispers in ff7-3 when genesis starts his shitposting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Red whispers connected to Genesis
      Frick… I can actually see this happening…

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hope you are mentally prepared for red whispers in ff7-3 when genesis starts his shitposting

        if they were going to use genesis for anything he would have either appeared or been hinted at being around. ESPECIALLY with the whole loveless play happening.
        that motherfricker 100% should have been just hanging out in the audience during one of the shots.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that motherfricker 100% should have been just hanging out in the audience during one of the shots.
          I would have kneeled irl if this happened.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          We still have the Wutai resistance mystery leader Even more so when they hint he is wealthy but he could also just be Rufas

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    all that mako and jenova cells and blah blah blah and Cloud can't even break free of Dio's handshake
    he also pushes carts slower than Barret (who uses one arm)
    the absolute STATE of SOLDIER

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Roche supposed to be an homage to someone in particular because he just seems like a cheap Dante knockoff

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was actually suppose to be in the OG FF7.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the elemental folio skills temporarily adds that element to your basic attacks
    neat

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What use is Cait Sith? He doesn't destroy normal encounters, is he actually good for boss fights?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      His magic box ability and limit breaks are pretty good but he's shit outside of that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can raise party critical rate and increase stagger damage bonus by a lot. In Remake stagger damage bonus was broken, and it's still good here, but it's a little less useful for the hardest fights in the games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hybrid tank/supporter that is 2nd best at building stagger/pressure.
      He's sort of the support version of Tifa.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cait is literally the hardest hitter in the game once you've got his luck pumped enough

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate his 'real' voice so much, his fake old wise man voice was kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an indefensible decision

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats how it was in the original Japanese anon, get over it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh really? Must have missed the voice acting in that one.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't give a frick what the original Japanese sounds like it's fricking awful and along with his 180 degree shift in personality it totally ruins his character

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            As if you ever cared about him that much.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Quite literally my favorite character from the original, I used the handle Nanakii for about a dozen years back when we used to call them handles, and have seriously contemplated on more than a dozen drunken occasions of getting the XIII tatto on my arm.
              But sure, go ahead and tell yourself whatever you want if it helps yuo sleep at night, I don't really care.

              Pic related, it's the Red 13 Extra Knights figure that I had to put a special order in at babbages back in 1998 to get, and it's probably older than you are.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you really liked him that much then him revealing his true stuff shouldn't bothering you this much. Just think of it as another side of him and maybe that'll stop your b***hing. There's still a few parts where he uses his deeper voice, like the pirate quest.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon it's not just the voice, it's the fact that he goes from being this wise and all knowing character that seems to understand everything that's going on, who isnt scared of anything and will fight tooth and nail if you piss him off into this child that instantly forgets all his past wisdom and lore, who now gets just as scared as yuffie does.

                they completely ruined his character with that rug pull. nothing even remotely close to that happened in the original, and there's no need for it to happen in this one.
                at the absolute most they should have let him keep his dignity and wisdom, and only had him use his kiddy voice when he's specifically talking to tifa/aerith/yuffie. but instead they went off the fricking cliff by turning him into a giant pussy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What? When does he get scared like Yuffie? That didn't happen.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Are those... fiends!?"
                He acts like a b***h

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I cant roll my eyes any harder.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would've at least made some sense if it turned out all the history and lore Red says turned out to be bullshit and part of the act, but no, Red was actually super knowledgeable and wise and then suddenly doesn't know anything at all

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think that's how he was in the original game. or maybe its the fixed translation I played last. It wasnt that jarring for me when it happened. I dont really like the new voice either, but ironically I started using him more after because I saw how good his abilities were

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely made me stop using him. Dude sounds like a shonen protagonist

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that last gongaga protorelic mission with elena and rude being all about "saving the planet"
    kek

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How exactly is part 3 (& 4?) supposed to work from here on? The airship would presumably mean the whole world is accessible, but that would mean making a game include everything from part 1 & 2, plus even more on top of that, but I don't believe Square would legitimately commit to making a game that big considering how much worse part 2 sold, so is the rest of the parts going to be a hyper condensed, cut, and streamlined version of FF7's finale or something?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Return to midgar will be at best a zone or two from shinra building in Remake.
      There really isn't that much more of the map to explore. There's wutai, mideel (which may or may not even be in the game), and the ice town / mountains / north crater.

      And since the entire world in Rebirth is a seemless open world, they already have a LOT of the foundational work already done.

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't trying to get anyone in particular for a date and stopped caring about 100%'ing zones after Junon's shitty version of Fort Condor. I was pleasantly surprised I got Red lol. He cute af.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >put Aerith on healbawd duty
    >she keeps saying shit like "I'll take care of you!" in combat
    huh, maybe she did love cloud

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao im pretty sure the shinra trooper in nibelheim you play queensblood against is the voice actor of adam jensen from deus ex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh you're... unemployed....living the dream!

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, so cissnei is still a turk, and was send to gongaga?

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm uh, not having as much fun as I thought I would with the game.

    🙁

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    growing up I always thought cait sith would have a brooklyn accent because he's kinda sleazy

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >054.45.08
    And I just now crossed the river into Gongaga...for Christ's sake.

    Why does it take companies like Rocksteady nearly a decade to make an empty, half finished, city map with 2 enemy types yet this thing was made in only 4 years?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      outside of RDR2, western devs are lazy and incompetent

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he says, while Rebirth went through Ubisoft open world route
        Come on lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          barely, if you play the game you'd realize there's only surface-level similarities, like the towers. But the open-world is actually filled with a lot of unique content

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like what? AC Origins for example had a ton of side missions with their own developing plots, beat em ups, time trials, collect-a-thons, and general history dumps for those who cared. Rebirth reminds me a lot of it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Posts like this always out who actually played the game and who didn't.
          Rebirth is the single best open world experience that I've played strictly for the fact that all of the open world shit ties back into one another, and is part of the overall worlds lore and is generally somewhat engaging, and has a legitimately in lore reason for it happening.
          Compared to literally every other open world game I've played where they have 1 of those at the absolute best.

          It's not perfect by any means, but it's a far better use of open world filler than something like Witcher 3 or Ghosts or Horizon ever had.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm literally in the middle of getting the Odin materia lol. Anything else?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then your opinion is shit and you're probably mashing through cutscenes or something.
              I don't see how someone can see what they did with the generic open world activites in this game and say that it's just the same boring shit thats in ubi games. The Rebirth stuff is elevated so far above just generic ubi open world stuff that I can only assume people that think they're on par with one another haven't actually played the game and just saw map markers and ubi towers.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe you just need to play more video games. Rebirth is hardly doing anything revolutionary or innovative in its design.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe you just need to play more video games. Maybe you just need to pull your head out of your ass and realize that your opinion isn't the end all be all opinion and shouldn't be treated like fact.
                The vast majority of players, including journos and reviewers, agree with me. The open world elements are elevated beyond the typical ubislop.

                It's fine if you disagree. You're still wrong, but it's okay to be wrong from time to time, it humbles us all.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Grow up.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >including journos and reviewers, agree with me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >including journos and reviewers
                I agree with you that the game is kino but you need to have a nice day for thinking the word of a games urinalist is worth more than my morning diarrhea.

                >leaving out the "majority of players" part
                typical Ganker
                my point was when the majority of people playing the game, including those that are paid to play games that b***h about ubi tier open world quest design, all agree that the open world stuff in Rebirth is a step or two ahead of traditional ubislop, it probably means that the open world stuff in Rebirth is a step or two ahead of traditonal ubislop.

                of course you guys can't see that, becuase i dared to invoke journos and ecelebs, so your brain automatically shutts off and can't see the forest from the trees.
                but thats not my problem
                thats a systemic problem with adhd tiktok brains and shitposters ruling this site

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You specifically mentioned journos because you believe their word is worth anything at all. "Journos agree with me" is not an argument and you need to frick off.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I specifically mentioned journos because even journos can't stand open world ubislop collect-a-thons.
                Don't project your own insecurities and issues onto my posts.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                whats your point?
                look at any recent review of any open world game from any semi-well known gaming rag and you'll see the exact same thing over and over - the open world ubislop needs to go
                and yet when you look at what those same reviewers are saying about rebirth, they're saying that the ubislop isn't actually ubislop and that it's a step above and a step in the right direction for open world content.
                and not only are journos saying that, but ecelebs, and twitch lords are also saying that. the same ecelebs and twitchlords that hate ubislop content.

                and, most importantly on here I guess, a good amount of Ganker also agrees.

                you can keep screeching all you want that becuase i invoked the journo boogey man that what i'm saying is automatically incorrect, but that just makes you a moron screeching into the ether about something that are fundamentally incorrect about. you do you i guess, you're among plenty of your own kind here afterall.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >LISTEN TO ME REEEEEEEEEEEEE

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                still not reading

                >whats that?
                >a post with more than 10 words?
                >nooo my adhd brain cant handle it!!!
                lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you get that one from your reviewers friend?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                still not reading

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BUT THE REVIEWERS
                Shut the frick up already you stupid homosexual, nobody gives a frick what games urinalists think.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                most of Ganker that played the game agrees
                most random players that played the game that have no affiliation with journos or reviewers agree
                it's only contrarian dipshits like you that didn't actually play the game and are just here to shitpost endlessly to fill your empty lives that equate the open world content to ubislop

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you so upset that people don't agree with you?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not even remotely angry or even emotional about this anon.
                i just find it hilarious when dipshits with irrelevant opinions about games they didn't play spew them and then act as if what they just said was fact, and when i see shit like that, I'm gonna call you out on your bullshit.
                it's that simple.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm not even remotely angry or even emotional about this anon
                The walls of text you posted before tell a different story. You're throwing a fit because someone who actually played the game doesn't agree with you. You tried to play the "it's popular/reviewed well so it must be good" card for some inane reason when you should have just let that opinion be an opinion. Instead you made a fool of yourself.

                That other anon was right tbqh, you sound like a tourist.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                id rather be a tourist in this shithole than a permanent resident like you bitter morons

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The walls of text you posted before tell a different story
                If that's the case, then you're clearly angry as well, because here you are typing up a wall of text in response to my post.
                You're not mad, right?
                So why would I be mad?

                I'm a long winded autist that rambles, that doesn't mean I'm mad, I promise you.
                If I was ACTUALLY mad or emotional over this thread, I'd walk away from my computer and kill myself for getting angry or emotional over trolls on Ganker.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not mad, YOU'RE mad
                Appreciate the reply, good luck to you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am playing the game now and I love it. It's in the running for my favorite FF. I'm calling you a moronic tourist homosexual not because you like the game but because you think your opinion has value because games journalists agree with you. You're a cancerous golem homosexual and I'm positive you couldn't even put into words why you think the game is good yourself. You need to go back.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm calling you a moronic tourist homosexual not because you like the game but because you think your opinion has value because games journalists agree with you. You're
                No, I'm saying his opinion that the open world stuff is the same as ubislop doesn't hold weight because basically everyone else that's played the game other than a very very small group of players agrees that it's a step above normal open world ubislop.

                If i just said "most of Ganker and other players agree" and left out the journo/reviewers part no one would have batted an eye, but because I add those two in there suddenly that's all ANY of you can focus on becuase you're so absolutely obssessed with being anti-establishment and anti-journo that your entire vision goes red at the sight of someone daring to agree with journos (who just so happen to be included among everyone else that also agrees).

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit he's still going lol

                Hey man it's me, the guy who thinks Rebirth is just a rebranded Ubisoft game. I'm at costa del sol right now, chapter 12, still not impressed with the game LOL

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i put 70+ hours to get to the second to last chapter in a game that I haven't been impresed with
                is this supposed to be some kind of flex or something? beause all it does is make you look like a loser with nothing better to do than play video games you don't like and shitpost about them on Ganker.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't have an opinion on a video game without playing through it at least one time. Sorry my opinion won't align with yours once I'm finished 🙁

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes you can. You won't have a fully informed opinion, but you shouldn't subject yourself to playing dozens of hours of a game you aren't enjoying just so you can argue with people on line or whatever your reasoning is.
                Unless you're legitimately a journo or reviewer I guess, then you'd have an excuse.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not going to tell me what opinions I can and can't have lol. Suck it up.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You do you, I don't know why someone would spend dozens of hours playing a game they aren't enjoying, but to each their own I guess.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you must be playing some weird ass ubisoft games

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is this ADVANCED autism?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe, I like to research every time of game!

                You do you, I don't know why someone would spend dozens of hours playing a game they aren't enjoying, but to each their own I guess.

                Always planned to, thanks for your concern.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                didnt read, who cares what you think go cry to your journalist buddies lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a fricking homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >invokes games journos and reviewers
                >tries to pretend he isn't a tourist
                10 years ago you would have gotten a ban for posting a link to kotaku. You are a fricking disgrace. Learn to form your own opinion as to why something is good or not, or just go the frick back.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                to pretend he isn't a tourist
                lmao ive been here longer than youve been born you actual teenaged child.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >longer than youve been born
                how long did his (re)birthing take?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you have, you two-faced rat homosexual shill sympathizer

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you absolutely have not. Which is why you think trying to claim you're right because journos agree with you would have been met with anything but mockery. You need to go back. You do not belong here.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No, you absolutely have not
                you go ahead and tell yourself whatever you need to if it helps you sleep better at night little champ, you can even keep the light on. it's no hassle to me either way. been at this hellhole since before even boards like Ganker were a thing, and we all know once youre here youre here forever.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                please stop posting already

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >including journos and reviewers
                I agree with you that the game is kino but you need to have a nice day for thinking the word of a games urinalist is worth more than my morning diarrhea.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >including journos and reviewers, agree with me.
                the fact he said this seriously LOL

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nta but I wouldn't call it the ubisoft route, even despite the towers. There's actual progression with good ass rewards for doing the open world tasts in Rebirth which is something Ubishit has never been able to fricking understand. In Ubishit games it's just busy work for the sake of busy work, there are no rewards.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if ubisoft made this game 90% of the open world locations would be bandit camps

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek true
            instead in rebirth the bandits turn over a new leaf and start a business

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can get behind the voice change, but why does he have to change his entire personality down to his instantaneous reactions to things?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this was Red's personality the entire time.
      the original game just didn't have the console technology available to show us

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't give a frick what the original Japanese sounds like it's fricking awful and along with his 180 degree shift in personality it totally ruins his character

      It's an indefensible decision

      I hate his 'real' voice so much, his fake old wise man voice was kino

      This is exactly why Red had to hide his true self. Because he knew he'd get made fun of.
      I support him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Red also a pedo like his idol?

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY WOULD I EVER LEAVE THE HAUNTED HOTEL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that receptionist that has to hang upside down the whole shift
      next fricking level

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Tifa can't wear her bathing suit there.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do I get the mummy guy to join my party

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy Chadley and MAI banter
    its like a pair of nephews

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do too. I hope they fall in love when they grow up so they can spend the rest of their non-existent lives cutely bickering as a married couple.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude really made a cute girl version of himself
      living the dream

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait what the frick was cait sith's first fortune about

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i also noticed that first fortune had very big "wink to the camera" vibes, like its implying whats going to be in the end of the games

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the best way to farm AP?
    I beat the game and still need need so much to master any of these support materia

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    would be if half the enemies in the game weren't flying

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Reds real voice. It's cute. It's also nice that it's still the same voice actor.
    I don't necessarily PREFER it, I can definitely see the appeal of his wise old man voice, but I don't see anything wrong with the younger one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bigger problem is that he starts acting like a homosexual at the same time. His entire personality completely changes.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elena shitting her pants in the haunted hotel lmao

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAMAGUCHI IS TALKING TOO MUCH SOMEONE STOP HIM PLEASE HE IS A DAMN CLERITH

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      clerith is loveless, its right there
      their relationship is without love

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Hamaguchi like Aerith so much?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because post og ff7 aerith is the heroine of the remake trilogy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He likes aerith a lot but the song and everything is writen by nojima. So it is not like hamaguchi is changing the story because he wants to.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah now he said too much lol
      He straight up refered to the cobblestone streets(loveless) where Cloud and Aerith first met.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So we know how the third game will end.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair after playing rebirth it is just obvious, people who deny it are just lying to themselves. The issue is how uematsu straight up said it is a love song, so they would have to admit aerith is a romance interest.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literal nothingburger

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you might be braindead if you think that is nothingburger.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hints were always there. Kitase is an aerithgay too.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tonberry humidifier unit... this is SOUL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the whole haunted hotel was kino

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop bullying him.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow kujata was pretty easy compared to b***hes like titan or alexander
    but to be fair, no one can stand the fury of tifa the queen and red xiii the haste mfer

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The issue is how uematsu straight up said it is a love song
    Well who can argue with him? He's the only member of the old guard everyone respects.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if uematsu even knows who zack is. He only composed for og ff7.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't he do AC as well? He probably doesn't care too much for Zack in any case.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think Zack had almost no scenes in the initial version of ac. So yeah i really dont think he would know who zack is.

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just Remake. All the same problems, all the same padding. At least Rebirth is funny, there's that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remake was funny.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        chair should've been one of aerith's weapon abilities tbqh

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        good fricking those pits

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All the Clerith pandering in the final chapter you have no choice in having.
    >Certain to be even more in part 3

    Are all the Cloti's going to commit mass suicide when they change the highwind scene into an affinity thing that defaults to Clerith?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like both ships but seeing the meltdown of tifa gays who denied that aerith is a love interest for 27 years is great.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be even more in part 3
      doubt.jpeg
      Part 3 is going to be entirely about real Cloud surfacing and tifasex

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but the whole setup of having cloud being able to see aerith points out to aerith still being very present in the third game. There is a reason why they didnt just cut her off like the og game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cloud being able to see aerith
          Because he is at his worst point in regards to his schizo nature. Expect more of this leading up to Sephiroth turning him into a bot.
          Aerith no longer appearing to him will be a crucial aspect of his recovery in Part 3.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's where i disagree, this time i feel like Aerith will be a lot more present than just vanish for 90% of the game and just appear in the last cutscene. We'll see her many times, in different formats even, and maybe even see what her plan is.
            Also, we know there will be a scene about their reunion in the third game because that's basically the plot of loveless.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              We'll definitely have to disagree. I don't see a Loveless reanactment becoming a mainstay at all going forward. The game would've looked significantly different and entire scenes would be different if that was ever intended between Cloud and Aerith.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not saying the whole thing will be 1:1
                But how the way they deal with cloud and aerith for 27 years is just that. It is a theme of reunion being repeated again and again. The fact we have shit like this

                HAMAGUCHI IS TALKING TOO MUCH SOMEONE STOP HIM PLEASE HE IS A DAMN CLERITH

                show how yeah that shit will be relevant in the third game. Have you seen the full lyrics of nptk? it is weird as frick and implies an eternal cycle.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There is a reason why they didnt just cut her off like the og game.
          Yes, because they've replaced his mental break where he goes basically comatosed after her death, he's chipper and doesn't realize he failed to save her and she died.
          It's going to make the revelation that he failed to save her and that she died that much harder of an emotional drop for Cloud when it happens, probably when he regains all his other memories, and perhaps just as imporatantly, it will double as an excuse to not have cloud be a mopey slient frickwit for the first 10 hours of part 3. Instead, he'll be having a blast skiing and shit because in his mind Aerith just stayed at the Forgotten Capital to pray for Holy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, i agree. My point is how people who think Aerith will just vanish in the third game are probably mistaken. I wonder how depressing the whole thing will be because he is in absolute denial.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >No one's ever really gone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >about real Cloud surfacing
        He's already more than halfway there and still cares for Aerith. He remembers Zack for frick's sake.
        Ghostsex will be an option. Screenshot this.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >already halfway there
          What? He's getting worse, not better. THe shit with Zack is worse too. Instead of simply not remembering, he's now making up completely new memories to justify his schizo state of things.
          Hell, we had multiple moments when Sephiroth is deepening his control over Cloud and you're telling me he's getting better? He's worse off than ever before.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          butt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think there will definitely be some kind of ghostsex scene with Aerith but Tifa will still get to be the "default" there since Aerith got to be in part 2.

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    real Cloud

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    80 hours in and in chapter 13 and I'm starting to like the game less than Remake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let it simmer down and you'll come around to it. Went that way with the Remake for me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      67 hours in and about to go to nibbleheim

      i didn't like remake very much but this is mostly okay

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forget the woke shit. The story is the worst part. I just watched the ending and still don't know wtf did I just watch. Nomura has dethroned Hideaki Ano as the greatest hack ever.
    You just can't present the player with a tree of timelines and pretend they are going to understand.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >. I just watched the ending and still don't know wtf did I just watch
      >You just can't present the player with a tree of timelines and pretend they are going to understand.
      That's because in the end none of the alternate timeline shit matters.
      Rebirth ends with the rejoining of all the timelines into one central timeline.
      So quite literally all of the multiple timelines shit amounts out to absolutely nothing except for Zack now being alive and in midgar, when the party is over in the forgotten capital dealing with Aeriths death.

      everything else that happens is just convolution for convolutions sake and an attempt to subvert the knowledge everyone has over Aeriths death by rolling her death into part of Clouds mental break.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds moronic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That sounds moronic
          "The team fighting and defeating the literal manifestation of fate lead to the world splitting into an infinite multiverse" also sounds moronic, but that's genuinely what happened at the end of Remake.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's because in the end none of the alternate timeline shit matters.
        It destroys basic storytelling.
        Players don't know wtf is going on at any moment.
        The bad guy has been defeated like 4 or 5 times and still lives.
        Nobody knows whether character deaths are real or no. Anything goes.
        >Rebirth ends with the rejoining of all the timelines
        How can one ever rejoin such lines, lol. They are incompatible. Inb4 the alternatives are dreams, it is said in the dialogues that they are not. So they can't be dismissed as fake either.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How can one ever rejoin such lines, lol
          They all split out from the prime timeline, and are all absorbed back into the prime timeline. As of now, the only thing that we know stuck around from the infinite non-prime timelines that were merged is Zack, who wakes up in Aeriths church in the prime timeline at the end of the game.
          >but zack says worlds apart can be reunited!
          Zack is a fricking moron that has no idea what's going on in every single iteration he's been shown, including Rebirth. I mean the dude even shouts WHAT IS GOING ON at the end when the timelines are all merging together and the big sephiroth fight is happening.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bad guy has been beaten 4 or 5 times
          so like darth vader or any villain in a long saga?

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aerith's song was the highlight of the game for me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, the dance battle was great too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was probably the Fort Condor Protorelic quest for me, but there's too many great moments to really pick.
      The exhibition QB match on the cruise ship was also up there.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else think Planetology comes off like a fricking cult in this game? That sharing circle scene felt like a bad corporate retreat. Its like a yuppie scam trap now when I always felt like it was supposed to be a secluded place of study for scholars.

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where did Tifatards get off thinking she was THE main character next to Cloud? The final boss makes it very clear who the 4 most important characters in the ff7verse are and that Tifa is just a literal who.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      4? I hope you're not talking about Zack

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When Tifa is asking where Cloud has been for 5 years isn't she supposed to say 7 years? I can't tell if this scene was Cloud gaslighting himself to make Tifa say 5 but it seems like a mistake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's questioning Cloud's memories, because Cloud can recall back to 5 years ago.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the OG she doesn't reveal it's been seven years until the lifestream I believe. Either that or the crater. She also doesn't confront Cloud at all about it in the OG though(Cloud actually asks her if he's remembering everything right and she dodges the question or lies) so Tifa questioning it at all is a big change from teh original.

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >golden saucer
    >suddenly seph
    >"have your fun"
    I fricking lost it

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at the Nibel region. Is there any way to get Red's old voice back? This is too distracting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's transitioned and there is no going back

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 years in development
    >Best they could do is ubisoft towers and mini games
    >Only 2 new playable characters
    >one of which isn't present for 75% of the game
    >Cid and Vincent aren't even playable
    >Most of the tacked on additions to the story are an absolute incoherent mess
    Game is still fun though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also
      >Chocobo racing cactaur gates on random cycles and cycle in a way where they're completely impassable for a split second ruining a race

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't play the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Best they could do is ubisoft towers and mini games
      did you just... miss the whole part where we're playing an entire new game in an entirely new, giant open world with new enemies and bosses and weapons and attacks and combat and gameplay systems
      but, yeah, just towers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the game is also legitimately one of the biggest world maps for a non-mmo open world game.
        and it's nearly 100% seemless once you get to chapter 13 and have the bronco in the water.

        it was actually staggeringly impressive when i realized that it truly was one massive open world during chapter 13.

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What annoys me is that Rebirth and the 3rd game will likely be the last good Final Fantasy games, since I imagine they'll learn absolutely nothing from these and continue to completely re-invent the wheel with FF17 forward.

    At least this is a nice little farewell trilogy to go out on a good note to remember FF by.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they for sure need to carry over the combat system into whatever they're doing for 17. remake was a good start, but the couple of tweaks they made in rebirth and the addition of synergy abilities/skills really really elevates the combat in the game to something truly amazing and unique.

      it absolutely blows the combat systems of 15 and 16 away, and imo rivals KH2s near-perfection feel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they'll remake X, IX, or VI next. I like the odds of those being good relative to whatever XVII turns into.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, you didn't hear? More FF7 spin offs. There won't be a new mainline final fantasy for years. Compilation FOREVER

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably, after FF16's flop they're going to either expand on FF7 Remake series and put Yoshi P back in the 14 mines where he belongs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably, after FF16's flop they're going to either expand on FF7 Remake series and put Yoshi P back in the 14 mines where he belongs

          This game is selling worse than XVI though…

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            bro we aren't even at Iowa and you are calling the election

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stupid bullshit, western
    >:|
    >stupid bullshit, Japan
    :O

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bullshit, western
      fricking where? western games are genuinely incapable of having any wacky fun when designing video games. you never find anything truly fun or hilarious to the degree of yakuza or FF in any western game.

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll say it. I actually enjoy all the shipping autism.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is your preferred ship?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gelnika

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not funny.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Highwind

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zack x Elmyra.

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when did she get ahead of herself the first time?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      when they almost kissed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gongaga

        this? Cloud leaned in to kiss first, though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gongaga

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Multiple timeline bullshit just ruins the flow of the actual story.

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    are we ever going to see this "Emilio" guy? Tifa seems to have had a thing for him rather than Cloud when they were kids.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Emilio and Johnny all had Tifa

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it itsnt unrealistic. no way a 10/10 girl like Tifa made it to 20 years old without losing her virignity

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd believe it, Tifa is obsessed with fighting would be too busy helping townspeople to take a lay

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            do you seriously think 0 men made a pass at her that she was interested in? women are all prostitutes by nature.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >obsessed with fighting
            >plays around with a group of nothing but boys
            >shows a lot of skin while running a dive bar deep in the slums of the biggest city in the world
            Anon...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was Tifa expecting trying to get Cloud to reminisce with her when he was the shunned kid left out of everything

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she thought they were closer than they really were. Tifa is being a schiza the same way that Cloud is being a schizo but for different reasons. the entirety of Tifas childhood and home are gone and so she is trying to invent a "we were in love since we were kids" narrative to make her fall in love with Cloud in order to hold onto the past.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she thought they were closer than they really were. Tifa is being a schiza the same way that Cloud is being a schizo but for different reasons. the entirety of Tifas childhood and home are gone and so she is trying to invent a "we were in love since we were kids" narrative to make her fall in love with Cloud in order to hold onto the past.
          This is true.
          She doesn't like Cloud, she likes the idea of Cloud.
          From Crisis Core:
          Sephiroth... I don't get him at all.
          Is everyone in SOLDIER like him? Oh, and
          are there any blond guys in SOLDIER? Well,
          it's just a dream... Any girl would love to have a
          blond SOLDIER guy protect her when she's in a pinch.
          Well, it's no good just waiting for my
          blond knight in shining armor to show up,
          so I've started learning how to fight, myself.
          My teacher tells me I've got a knack for it.

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I know is in FF7Reunion, Vincent and Cid will never leave my main party

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa def fricked Johnny.

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    would Barret go to the wedding if Cloud and Tifa got married?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Out of respect for Tifa most likely since she takes care of Marlene

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course
      he isn't a desperate incel that clings to every scrap of pussy in his proximity, he is a leader who wants the people he loves to thrive in every way possible

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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