Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth

>one month later
>barely above 300k in Japan
>still no sales announcement

Why did it flop?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no tabata magic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the tabata that gave us the FF without
      a proper magic system? kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >
      >no limp dick tabata magic grenades
      >no one-note kill your main characters tabata magic

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker will call the Rebirth sales bad no matter what they are. But I will call the Rebirth sales good no matter what they are. Anyone else feel the same way?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I am gay and moronic. Anyone else feel the same way?
      Can't say I do.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sales sales sales
    talk about something else
    >inb4 ffshill
    i do not give a single frick about ff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IF YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY FRICKED UP WITH HYPE ABOUT FF7 REBIRTH YOU MUST BE A FAN OF [a different, equally shit game]

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Larry lost

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Our last trilogy of games fell off spectacularly after the first one, what should we do?
    >ANOTHER TRILOGY
    What the frick were they thinking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Square enix is run by actual morons and thought they could half ass a remake for triple the price and make gangbusters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That they were making something incredible that would be just as popular as the OG and could be milked as their equivalent to the MCU. Instead they just split the fanbase and already had to shut down one shitty gacha game. You can tell they didn't expect it to do so badly considering they already had Glenn lined up to play a part in the main game lol

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best case scenario, people are waiting for the whole game to be completed to get into it

    worst, people are mad about the bait and switch they pulled with remake and noped the frick out

    either moron choices from squeenix

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people are waiting for the whole game to be completed to get into it
      This is absolutely what people are doing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's gigacope. By that logic no series or franchise would ever gain popularity because people would just wait "for all the seasons to be out" to watch it. The vast majority of people consume media as it comes, they fricked themselves by changing the story so much and making Remake have so much padding, that's it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's the bait and switch? alternate timelines?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care I still enjoyed playing the game. But I also enjoyed Neo TWEWY, SoP and WoFF and they didn't exactly sell millions upon millions of copies. So who really cares about sales unless your paycheck is tied to how many copies of something gets sold.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    customers didn't want a sequel they wanted a remake

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't own a PS5 and the game doesn't seem good enough to make me spend $500~ to play it.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's not turnbased so no one bought

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats strange, well atleast SMTV is doing well. Oh wait......

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did it flop?
    It's appealing to a very specific niche (people who have a PS5, enjoyed the original FF7 and didn't hate Rebirth)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      er, Remake. Point still stands.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did it flop?
    FF isn't relevant anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This
      FFXIV is the only relevant FF with people under 30

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. PS5 exclusive
    2. People wanted a remake. The game is highly successful to the cult audience of people who are fine with a babyfied moron version of FF7, no one else is all that interested. This is why the game has incredibly high ratings on user game review sites, but not a huge amount of ratings overall--the fanboys are ravenously enthusiastic about it, while those burned by Remake didn't bother.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I told them no heavy tank, no buy but they didn't listen.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reddit fantasy 7: redditbirth

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will give the answer to this. Listen, the people that care about ff7 are dead. They are quite literally boomers decaying in the ground. I am 22 and all my friends have ps5, yet none of us bought Rebirth. Why? Because it is old af, the barrier of entry is too high (base game, remake and then rebirth????). There is your answer. Rise of The Ronin is bussin though out the wazoo fr

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot needing base knowledge of Crisis Core aswell

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stupid gaijin, it met expectations, sales only look low due to the size of the PS5 install base
    release it on other platforms? don't be silly

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should have released it on PC and it should have only been $30 tops. If you're going to charge me $70 for a game it better be the full game not just one of three discs.

    >"but muh 60 hours of content"

    stfu you could spend that at the casino or just exploring and doing side quests in the first one without 100%ing the game.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh sales
    >did you hear about the sales?
    >SALES SALES SALES
    Frick off.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's unironically one of the best games in recent decades

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If its oh so great, why is barely anyone buying it? If word of mouth is so great why is barely anyone playing it?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kingdom hearts kringe

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat it an hour ago.
    I liked combat, QB and the main cast. Rest of the game ranged from mid to horrible.

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