Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth is the white bread of gaming

>household name, if you only know of one JRPG its probably FF7
>easy to digest, 99% of events are either boring slop or things you already knew about
>very popular but only because of the original, riding on the shoulders of giants
>allows people to fit in, anti-gatekeeping by inviting everyone to pretend they know anything about FF7 and JRPGs
>shilled by actual paid shills on every possible avenue, tons of fake discussion about nothing or topics that have already been done to death (Aerith vs Tifa)
Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth is the ultimate normalgay-NPC video game. It sells "gamer cred" for $70.

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Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well yes. No one with taste is actually pre-ordering it.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's true. I FF peaked with FFXV. The only other good SE title in last 10 years was Forspoken

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very true FFXV was great, unlike FFXVI and yoshitpiss who killed FF

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The post you're replying to was making fun of you and you didn't realize due to autism

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that FFXV made SE less revenue that FFVIII

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yoshi-p won

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      XV is rubbish

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like white bread.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    666587491
    Blowing the dog-whistle doesn't invalidate criticism.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, but it does distract from it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, so far the responses to OPs claims have been dismissal and name-calling.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The strategy is incredibly easy: pretend to be Barry, and use it as bait while heavily samegayging to degrade any sort of conversation into back-and-forth nonsense as to avoid any actual criticism.
        That way, when the JRPG-normalgays arrive, all they see is schizo-shit posted by the falseflaggers and nothing else.
        It's incredibly easy to spot if you're the among the first dozen people in the thread as the IP counts never go up when these people post.

        This shit was done all the time in XVI threads, with heavier focus on Flopspoken, as a way to silence negative opinions.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Falseflagging is literally the way of Ganker advertisement now. Make people feel like they're "not part of the idiots" by making the idiots people who don't buy YOUR game.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    schizos working overtime

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit Fantasy 7:Redditbirth

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    15 was the last decent FF game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just finished it a month ago and I am surprised how good it looked. Playing it with no HUD was fantastic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really telling when you bring up the games graphics are dogshit compared to previous games and they all seethe like you're supposed to say it's a perfect game or something.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no actual critcism
    >"I don't like it, im right, you're wrong. I win you lose."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OPs argument is thin, but it is there: popular = bad.
      Dismissing criticism because its shallow has not answered said criticism.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >popular = bad
        NTA, but okay, lets roll with that. Video games are not a niche hobby anymore, any attempts at gatekeeping have long since failed. Appealing to as broad of an audience is possible, using known names and brand recognition increases the chances for sales and profit. No AAA company on Earth (including Square Enix) care about artistry above profit so there's no point in NOT degrading yourself to appeal to normalgays.

        From an artistic point, sure, popularity can be bad, but no one is pretending anything out of Square Enix is artistic. It's a product, a timekiller that the unwashed masses can consume and forget about.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >From an artistic point, sure, popularity can be bad

          Explain, because the causality seems tangential at best to me.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Popularity results in good things like fame, money, clout and a general feeling of success in a capitalist society. These feelings in an individual and a company can be great, but in a society where growth (line go up) is the most important factor for any public company. In these cases popularity tends to mean more copies of said art need to make it into the hands of more people to make sure the line grows in the correct direction.
            The only real way to do that is to degrade the art until its just product.

            I don't know if that's a good explanation, so I ask for the best faith you have to offer.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              nta, but what you're saying is:
              >art that's mass produced loses artistic value in profit-based society
              you don't have to be so wordy about it
              although I do recognize the irony of saying that in a jrpg thread

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              nta, but what you're saying is:
              >art that's mass produced loses artistic value in profit-based society
              you don't have to be so wordy about it
              although I do recognize the irony of saying that in a jrpg thread

              But can something that has artistic vision and integrity not be popular? Does it mean that artistic value is anthitetical to selling well? And does that necessarily mean that something made for profit can hold no artistic value whatsoever?

              I feel like popularity isn't incompatible with art.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I feel like popularity isn't incompatible with art.
                I think it's wrong to say that art can't be popular. Like the Mona Lisa is popular and that's definitely art. Hell, I'm sure the museum where that painting hangs makes big bucks too so I'm not even saying art cant be profitable.

                I guess my point is more that art can't be mass-produced AND maintain artistic integrity. There's a difference between something artistic that's not created for profit, that happens to make profit, over something that's created solely for profit while pretending to be artistic. And I the latter is the category Rebirth falls into.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Popularity results in good things like fame, money, clout and a general feeling of success in a capitalist society. These feelings in an individual and a company can be great, but in a society where growth (line go up) is the most important factor for any public company. In these cases popularity tends to mean more copies of said art need to make it into the hands of more people to make sure the line grows in the correct direction.
            The only real way to do that is to degrade the art until its just product.

            I don't know if that's a good explanation, so I ask for the best faith you have to offer.

            nta, but what you're saying is:
            >art that's mass produced loses artistic value in profit-based society
            you don't have to be so wordy about it
            although I do recognize the irony of saying that in a jrpg thread

            Define "art" in this context. If art is just anything made by humans for humans then there is no difference between art and products made for mass-consumption.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Define "art"
              There's the topic of the day right there. I have a hard time with a direct definition unless we're willing to also have "good art" and "bad art", but if I was to summarize it briefly:
              >man-made + talent + intent = art

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying barry is smart enough to formulate a criticism of anything

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny barry cares so much about other FF titles threatening FFXV, meanwhile not one anon bothers making FFXV threads in response since everyone knows that game is shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Defend the loading elevators up Mt Neibelheim
      Defend making the Neibelheim mansion one room and a loading elevator
      Defend the vacuum loading screen
      Defend the starfield tier NPC’s
      Defend the downgraded graphics

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NPC’s
        learn to use the plural suffix. idiots like you make me cringe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          *L*earn
          *I*diot
          cringe*.*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Defend making the Neibelheim mansion one room and a loading elevator
        It will probably be an actual dungeon in the second visit, no point in making it big the first time.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ending cutscene leaked

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stop liking things, you aren't a cool basement dork like me
    oh Ganker

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i will enjoy this game immensely and there is nothing you losers can do about it

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dumb tranime homosexual thread

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't insult white bread by comparing it to this turd

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single game I've liked in the past 3 years has been shitposted endlessly and has had unusable threads after a month.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >after a month
      Rebirth threads aren't usable now. Do you sometimes spot trends in how they're derailed though?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Final Fantasy is an exception tbh because of all the schizos. Barry is pretty bad but whats worse is people acting like Barry along with the usual Ganker cynicism about everything. I say they get bad after a month (or like 2-3 months) is because the people who play the game stop and the threads devolve into the same 2-3 criticisms anons have with a game or company and all actual discussion stops. People doom shitpost over everything. You see with Elden Ring and now Dragon's Dogma 2. Ganker is the only place on the internet you can really talk about games since forums are dead and discords for general game discussion don't exist.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree. Final Fantasy threads are infested by their own unique bile that's slightly different than what you find in other games I've enjoyed in past few years.

          The topic of forums genuinely saddens me and I'd move all gaming discussion back to it if I could. I don't think Discords will ever really be able to provide "general" game discussion.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can it be so bad?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tons of fake discussion about nothing
      This one I've actually noticed. 99% of FF threads that get off the ground always result in a couple hundred "waifu posts", Barrygayging (both for and against) and other meaningless nonsense.

      Because its certified slop made to appeal to appeal to people who think that the best parts of God of War were the fake quicktime events that weren't timed and you couldn't fail.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nomura can't direct cutscenes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nomura can't direct cutscenes
        Good thing he's not directing them then.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this one. It's bigger and focuses more on the dudes NOT shooting Sephiroth or making any attempt at running away from the dude who essentially just massacred a village.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only real arguments I hear against why they didn't shoot him is because he's essentially the Michael Jackson of that universe. Insanely popular and all of Shrina's lawyers would come down upon whoever dents him physically or his image. He's also, up until this, beloved as a war-hero.

        Of course all this goes out the window when he single-handedly kills your entire village, everyone you've ever known, your friends and family and burns your childhood home to actual ashes. When your hero is turning men, women and children into charred corpses around him you either take the shot or run.
        What you don't do is get within his attack distance and them wobble around.

        For fricks sake you could at least have put a bullet in the guy's leg or arm or something. If you're in doubt you don't HAVE to make the killing blow, you could look to disarm and maybe tie the mad bastard up?
        It wouldn't work, the guy's a killing machine, but its better than literally nothing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you have officially put more thought into this than anyone at SE

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shit they could have just made those villagers unarmed if SE really couldnt be assed to make them attack at all.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah at least that would make more sense then them just standing there, guns raised, doing nothing.
            But I guess if they were unarmed the bigger question would have been "why aren't you fricking running away?".

            There's no way to play this scene correctly unless they show these people panicking and fleeing or actively attacking. Everything in between feels awkward as shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This part is so badly directed it hurts. It makes no sense for the villagers to not even try to shot back or Run... They just sit there the whole time waiting for sephiroth to slice them down, thats dumb as frick.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The funny part is if you don't push the buttons they'll literally just dance around him until the end of time. The scene does not advance until you press those buttons.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >to shot back

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >did he write shot instead of shoot? AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The scene hurts because it feels it was designed for the QTE timing, not the other way around.
          It really should have been a cutscene.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried and if you don't move at all he kills the first two dudes and just stands still waiting for you forever while the other two guys just keep aiming

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was this game designed back when this shit was the hot new thing or is SE really chasing trends that people got sick of 10 years ago?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remake came out in 2020, which was 2 years after God of War, which is notorious for forcing these fake QTE events (I call them fake because you don't actually have to be quick and the game will wait until you've willing to complete them) which was very popular.
        I assume production of Rebirth started right after Remake released and they probably thought this stuff was a really good way to keep the player engaged in the events and not distracting them from it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes

          Neither God of War nor Horizon explains the the mako jannie shit though. Who thought this was a good idea?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why is this kind of design allowed?
            It takes away from the entire sequence.
            Who the frick looked at this and thought it HAD to be in the game?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this one. It's bigger and focuses more on the dudes NOT shooting Sephiroth or making any attempt at running away from the dude who essentially just massacred a village.

      >mfw this whole scene

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sephiroth comes to the rescue

    fricking lame

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Final Fantasy Rebirth will have roughly the same required PC specs as FFVII Intergrade?
    My RTX 2070S runs Intergrade at a very steady 120FPS at max settings, so I'm hoping I won't have to upgrade for Rebirth.. whenever it comes out on PC. (same goes for XVI when the time comes)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah probably. For all their talk of improved textures and better assets the game looks quite a bit worse than Remake so that hardware shouldn't be a problem.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slightly more demanding

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why am I playing intergrade and yuffie's shorts are unbuttoned?
    you moronic Black folk have been losing your minds over this being censored for years and its not even true?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's buttoned up and belted in Rebirth.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are mad because they got buttoned-up in Rebirth.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They got rid of her cool garter thing too.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, frick, you're right. Didn't even notice that.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomer thread

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any updates on this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually don't believe that. I know what 1440p looks like and that's not it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at this shit lol.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How. Actually how.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          so this is the power of the playstation 5

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tech illiterate here. How on Earth does this happen? Is it because they've gone full open world and need to make compromises?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just complete guessing but did they go from unreal engine 3 for remake to unreal engine 4 for rebirth or something?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            My bet is that they had to downgrade the graphics because rebirth is open world. FF7 remake isnt open world.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              but the PS5 is way more powerful than the base ps4

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If I had to take a complete shot in the dark I'd assume they haven't programmed it to handle asset LOD correctly. The engine is probably rendering things the player can't currently see, in very high quality, and since there is a set FPS-goal the engine is actively stripping away things it sees as "unnecessary".
            The problem with this is that it's not an issue that can be fixed this close to launch so the game is going to be plagued with this shit.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lighting works completely different because it needs to be dynamic now, all the lighting in remake was baked in so that's why it looked that good. You cant do that in a game like rebirth.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            they know their mindless consumers will eat this slop whatever it looks like

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            First one has less dynamic lighting. The lighting you see is chosen by an artist to make the scene and characters look good but won't respond as well if there are changes in lighting. The newer one is probably using procedurally generated lighting or some general ray tracing solution. Hell, it might even be AI generated.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's cherry picked lighting. yeah obviously it looks bad. but that's not what the player actually sees when playing the game

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              why are those mountains so sharp. thats not how erosion works

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looks just as bad as on the "cherrypicked" webm

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh come the frick on, there isn't even more happening in the background in Rebirth.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah rebirth is really ugly imo
          i think they had to tone down the graphics because it's "open-world"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dark Cloud 3 confirmed PS5 exclusive. What now Switchlets? What the FRICK now?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How. Actually how.

          so this is the power of the playstation 5

          Tech illiterate here. How on Earth does this happen? Is it because they've gone full open world and need to make compromises?

          Oh come the frick on, there isn't even more happening in the background in Rebirth.

          Its open-world you fricking morons.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            P S 5 VS P S 4

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            So fricking what? Morrowind in 2002 managed active rendering of visible object better than this shit.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >needing to downgrade for PS5

            GTAVI will be open-world too, and it will destroy this game next year.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Comparing any game to gta is liike a disclaimer that you're a mongoloid.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                wow you're pathetic

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is almost like it will cost 20x more huh
              moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >small indie company pls understand

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh I forgot square is a small indie company

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              How old are you if you cant bring better comparisons?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Horizon forbidden west is open world, has one of the best graphics of this generation and runs at 60fps 1440p on ps5.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >GTAVI
              are you serious, that game is just a hub for gaas. If you want FF7 looking that good you will need to see SE selling cars in ff7's world to zoomers.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you want FF7 looking that good you will need to see SE selling cars in ff7's world to zoomers.
                SE selling the tiny bronco and Barret's weapon for online multiplayer.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >are you serious, that game is just a hub for gaas. If you want FF7 looking that good you will need to see SE selling cars in ff7's world to zoomers.
                The ballad of Cid Highwing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cid
                Now there's a character we are going to drive THOROUGHLY into the ground. There is no chance in hell this character is leaving Rebirth unscathed.
                People who apologize for this shit should get the rope

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He'll be completely forgettable because they'll remove all of his major flaws and leave him with nowhere to grow or develop.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sad.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            PS5 open world graphics should be able to do linear PS4 graphics you moron. Remake ran on potato tier base ps4 hardware.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          cherrypicking like always

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >posting 30fps mode screenshot

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's one hell of a cherrypick you've got there.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    After hearing Sephiroth taunt Cloud about killing his Claudia back in the opening of Remake I was hoping we'd get to see the full confrontation rather than just hearing her telling Cloud to run from off camera.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he'd held his sword up to her neck as she cried in fear it would have made the scene so much more intimidating and shown of just how far fricking gone Sephiroth was. Perhaps he could even look menacingly back at Cloud or something while she begged him to run.

      But all this would be cool and interesting and add to his character and we can't have that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's more or less what I was expecting going into the demo. It would firmly establish Sephiroth turn and his new characterization as a murdering psycho and it adds some truly personal stakes to the tale that Cloud's telling. They really dropped the ball there.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They really dropped the ball there.
          There too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's more or less what I was expecting going into the demo. It would firmly establish Sephiroth turn and his new characterization as a murdering psycho and it adds some truly personal stakes to the tale that Cloud's telling. They really dropped the ball there.

        Man this would have been so cool. And not to mention how much more intense it would have made the schizo-reveal later when his actual role was revealed. Frick this scene could have been a goldmine of character development and motivation.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          unless they are intentionally trying to setup sephiroth for a redemption (they are)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're going to ruin one of the most iconic villains in video games, aren't they?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's worse is that they have a scene not even 5 minutes later where Sephiroth dramatically executes the mayor. Why the frick was this not Claudia instead?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's more or less what I was expecting going into the demo. It would firmly establish Sephiroth turn and his new characterization as a murdering psycho and it adds some truly personal stakes to the tale that Cloud's telling. They really dropped the ball there.

        >still have Cloud getting blown off his feet and Sephiroth strolling away killing people
        >only he's not walking toward 4 dude with guns
        >he's walking toward Cloud's mom
        >she's begging him to spare Cloud, says all the lines from the game
        >Cloud crawls in their direction as this is happening
        >when Cloud gets close enough, Sephiroth kills her, tips his fedora, turns 360 degrees and moonwalks away through the flames
        All they had to fricking do

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine they will show it in the third game on the "real" flashback.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still think it would be more effective to put it at the start of Rebirth to give Cloud and the player that personal grudge against Sephiroth.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still posting that image

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still relevant

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >appears out of nowhere from the ocean

    it's a different yuffie morons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's okay to censor characters because multiverse-slop explains it okay, stop pointing out problems

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >putting a belt on a child's outfit is censorship

        think for yourself instead of spewing youtube quotes you pedophile

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if she is a child why is her pussy so hairy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you know I wasn't referring to the arm-armor or the leg holster? Why'd you go directly to the belt-region? Why is that your focus on this character?
          Did you just out yourself?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can't believe that is canon

            nta but I don't buy that for a second

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >deflection

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oy, you can make many good things with white bread, like for example, garlic bread. VIIR it´s more like the dump you take after digesting the bread.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if people will also be doing the same seething when Dragons Dogma 2 60fps mode is running at 720p and isn't even going to be a consistent 60fps.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol bringing up gta really upset the shills

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It forces the Indians to go off-script.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well at least the eventual PC version will look way better.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all this graphicsgayging
    I would have preferred if if they just made pre-rendered backgrounds in 4k and had nice models walk on top of them. That wouldn't have been too technically demanding and it would have looked more like the original.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      so this is the power of the ps5

      How the frick are we somehow back here?
      Characters casting shadows in a 3D environment is like the most basic of the basic.
      This shit is a checkbox in the Unreal engine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of that is technically true.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do they have any 8k games or movies on PS5 yet?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so this is the power of the ps5

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PS5 exclusive

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you only know of one JRPG its probably FF7

    Nonsense. Pokemon is WAAAAAAAAAY more well known.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normalgays don't think of Pokemon as a JRPG. It's a creature-collector first and foremost.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        turn-based =/= rpg

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big thanks to Sony for gatekeeping this game (and also paying off SE enough money to have them agree to the gatekeeping) so they can make their shit console look even worse. We all know it's coming to PC and that it will also have DLC down the line just like how they did for remake. There is objectively no reason to buy this shit on PS5 at all. When the game comes out just watch a compilation of all the cutscenes and then buy the game on sale for PC when it comes out. Exclusives in 2024, lmao. In the current console market.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My personal tinfoil-hat theory is that this is some weird push for a PS5 Pro so they can sell an Integrade-style upgrade for Rebirth and push more console in one swing.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth is the white bread of gaming

    or so you say, Barry

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the Switch version of Crisis Core look better than Rebirth?

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick takes food analogies this far or serious? Get a hobby or a job op

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What even is the gameplay in these games? Every video I watch is just some moron mashing the attack button.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm disgusted by the every normalgay and moron that allowed themselves to get nickel and dimed for more than $140 for not even getting the complete FF7 experience. I hope the gaming industry dies and I hope you homosexuals die along with them.
    If you bought this slop which is a shadow of its original version, I hope you get raped to death.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      These things aren't people. They're subhumans.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the had to do is remake FF7 with better graphics and sort out the shit western translation.

    They can't even do that.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no valid praise of FF7 Rebirth.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me? Its Aerith.
      Shes the reason I replay Remake. Shes the reason Im playing Rebirth. If they did anything right its Aerith. Her voice casting and personality are perfect.
      In the original Tifa was best girl. In Remake its Aerith. And its not even close.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      seems like no matter the engine, square enix is just too technically inept to get textures to load properly. I bet the door to Cloud's room in the first game still hasn't been fixed.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, still buying Rebirth.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thousand timelines stare

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wheat bread tastes like shit though, and rye is even worse.
    If FF7R is white bread, that says a lot of terrible things about everything else out there.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We have lived to see the one series where even the worst playing games are still objectively beautiful, become as ugly as every other AAA game

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely it cant cost that much to just import some eu or american dev who is an expert in unreal engine to help optimise the game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yes it can. In India coding is seen as a minimum-wage job.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really? Then the shills on this board make more. Lol.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how does it end?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      when you stop giving them money

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, I don't give a frick how the game looks. It could look like Kingdom Hearts 1 and I wouldn't complain.
    What I can't stand is all the stupid fricking padding. The demo felt SO much longer than it needed to and the real game is going to feature so much of this crap.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy and ad

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pay $10 more
    >get game that likes twice as bad
    sasuga, squaresama...

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