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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Combos are pointless. The game lacks depth and will get boring if the combat doesn't become more complex later on

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      THE COPENING HAS BEGUN

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        uuuh so did they tell us how to use that berserker mode thingy? I just beat the 2nd part of the demo, shit was cool, but I was wondering what those 2 bars were the whole time

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Press the sticks in

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My DICK

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy mother of kino

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's right, this game actually needs combo meter.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love the combat, the fricking particle effects are filtering me though.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the fricking particle effects are filtering me though
          Best get used to it. Particle effects are the hallmark of "next-gen" games.
          Or wait for PC where you'll probably be able to shut them off.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You will get used to it. At some point you will use it as visual indicator for whatever you are trying to do.
          We are super early in the game still.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick they released a new Rez?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        SHOW ME YOUR MOTIVATION!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So they made a Devil May Cry game and put Final Fantasy on the box to make sure it sold copies?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        god damn

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This ALMOST makes me want to go out and buy a PS5 for this game, shit looks fricking great. Still, I'll hold out for the PC version. I'm not buying another paperweight like my PS4 turned out to be.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tiny field of view
        >particle effects everywhere
        >90% of what free space there is, is taken up by UI elements
        >all that motion blur
        How do console players put up with this shit?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        action bros we're BACK

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >enemies stand still and don't attack like in DMC
        Kek

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we want the DMC audience
          and they got it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna keep cooming and you can't stop me

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          enemies stay still a lot in DMC too

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we want the DMC audience
            and they got it

            I'm saying its a bad thing, morons. Enemies shouldn't stay still like that.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              enemies moving around 100% of the time is annoying and unfun

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > I wan't enemies to be like dummies who just stand around
                Cringe, enemies standing around doing nothing is the worst part of DMC

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                well guess what jackass every action game ever has done that because it's annoying and unfun if enemies are always moving or attacking or both

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao no, this is only a problem with DMC like games

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                try on terranigma, seiken densetsu 3, DMC 1, chaos legion, and kingdom hearts for size

                you'll notice a distinct lack of enemies attacking you 24/7 because, and i quote, that is "annoying and unfun"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >problem
                DMC is the best series because you get to do the fun part without some annoying enemy deciding your combo is just gonna end now.
                Looking at you Bayonetta 2 you overrated piece of shit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's why we have boss fights to differentiate between fodder you can frick around with and an actual threat.
                Why else do you think Vergil's fight in DMCV was so highly praised?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Itsuno and his braindead AI were making DD2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Combos are pointless.
      An eceleb played a mid game boss fight on stage next to the game's director and did about 25k from a stagger window, ultimately dying to the boss. Ryota Suzuki took the controller and did 50k per stagger window.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair they were playing against a hard "S tier" boss while being 15 levels underlevelled

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Early game is basic
      >SHIT GAME WORST GAME OF THE YEAR
      Cope

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ayo this combat FIRE
        >I-i-it’s just the early game
        Pick one, shill

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if the demo was set up like the "journalist modes" of the olden days where devs would balance shit to be really easy for the dumb journos at E3. From what I saw, I could do with a little more Devil May Cry dna in the combat instead of just the Devil May Cry facade over FF7R's combat that the demo appears to be.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      By the same eceleb shills who said cyberpunk was amazing when it released

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having multiple skills and magic is boring but using same attack animation for 60h totk is revolutionary. You nindrones all have brain damage since birth

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NintendoNintendoNintendoNintendoNintendo
        Meds.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But there should be some sort of combo meter that rewards the player with more exp if they have a longer combo. Otherwise why not just spam the most damaging magic / attacks?
        Also no one brought up totk

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Having multiple skills and magic is boring but using same attack animation for 60h totk is revolutionary.
        yeah the problem is that totk has gameplay ouside of combat, but FF16 only has movies kek.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We already have confirmation it gets more complex later on.
      Also if you think combos are pointless then you are beyond bad at vidya

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Combos are pointless. The game lacks depth and will get boring if the combat doesn't become more complex later on
      Just like the Souls games....heh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turbocope

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you do it for the style and because its fun as frick. can you spam the basic 4 combo attack and win? so far yes. but if you unironically do that i refuse to believe youre human. you can do the same shit in dmc games and again if you do youre just a soulless husk and or so incredibly lazy that its a miracle you were even able to boot up the game.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How hard has Barry been malding? I was on vacation for a week and didn't touch this website for the duration.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate to be the one to tell you this Anon, but Barry passed away.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        but what about our child????

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Multiple threads daily

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He loves a beating, he just can't get enough of it !

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Love noctis
        >hate noctises game
        C'mon Nomura, do your thing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's had all his shitposts mass deleted and has caught multiple 30-day+ bans over the past couple of days.

        There is no anime girl I have saved smug enough to express my feelings right now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's had all his shitposts mass deleted and has caught multiple 30-day+ bans over the past couple of days.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to play a video game that content homosexuals have even played a demo of.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This seems like a prohibitive restriction, there are a lot of those guys

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that difficult considering that games marketed through streamers tend to be awful anyways.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The demo seems to be well recieved.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      By the same eceleb shills who said cyberpunk was amazing when it released

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goalpost: moved!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        did cyberpunk have a demo

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            All these articles for this demo are 2 years after the game released. Did Cyperpunk have a demo that anyone could download and play before release?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It had a demo that the ecelebs could play and upload to their followers and do the snoy face at just like

              I think they like it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >demo but for ecelebs only
                cringe

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This whole thread is about ecelebs liking it and I'm just pointing out that means nothing because they're paid shills who like everything and wont say anything negative until a week after release and only if their followers more or less force them to retain credibility

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did they say anything good about Forspoken?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                True. If they didn't like it I would believe them, but since they like it I don't believe them

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                but if everyone can play it and you don't need to be "invited" then there's no company relationship holding you back

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Their "demo" was actually fake.
                I'm surprised it wasn't a bigger story than it was, CDPR literally hookwinked them into playing a game that didn't really exist.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i played cyberpunk when it released on pc and it was pretty good despite the bethesda-tier bugs

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take 3 steps and watch a 30 minute cutscene
    >every single action has a full page tutorial you’re given when you want to play the game
    it’s very annoying

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the prologue where you're supposed to get tutorials

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The tutorial popups should have been rolled in to the active time lore system.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >developers tell everyone the demo will be story heavy since it's the prologue and setting everything up
      >WTF WHY SO MANY CUTSCENES????
      Every day I get more and more convinced most gamers are actually moronic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the prologue bro.
      And they thought about it when they included the second demo.
      Those demos are insanely generous.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How to identify yourself as never having played a JRPG before

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think they like it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yass, streamer, YASS.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when these games had parties of multiple playable characters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >press button
      >flashy thing happens on screen
      >WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      so he just parry and receive damage? so for what purpose?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's multiple hits, he parried the second.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dragoonchad losing to some sissy with a toothpick
      pass

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Salty floortank loot sponge.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ela is so cute. literally the only streamer i know that is able to express genuine emotions and have fun with video games instead of just going through the motions

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any ecelebs who are actually good at the games they play

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros ffxvi is gonna have a happy ending. I just know
    >clive will help all the eikons get through their personal traumas and they'll become BFFs
    >will kill the crystals which were causing the blight
    > Desotrying the crystals makes everyone get magic so the slavery system will break down
    >final fight will be all the Eikons defeating the big bad by combining all their powers together through friendship
    > Ambrosia will marry Torgal and they'll have cute dog chocobo hybrids
    >jill and Clive will get married and have 4 kids
    > Clives mom didn't actually kill the dad and Joshua. She was just pretending to be evil and was a double spy. The dad and Joshua will pop up near the end
    > The instructor and Tyler/wade are also alive and will be the best men at the wedding

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I-is he right bros?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitrako

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. That being said, if the game is good, it will be known.
      FFXVI's legend is already being written by the overwhelmingly positive reception of the demo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poor sales for a sequel are usually the fault of the predecessor.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here is the thing: FFXV poisoned the well so fricking bad that FFXVI had a uphill battle the entire time. FF16 could go down as a loved title in the long term, while FFXV has essentially shifted to being negative over the years.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was the split of XV purchases between PS4 and XBONE?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just want the game to be good
      i don't care about sales considering they already got paid for the exclusivity homosexualry

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's right but if things went smoothly and the game turned out great, word of mouth can salvage it a little, give it good leg to stand for years in terms of steady sales.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It may sell more over time, but the PS5 installbase isn't huge right now, and FF15 was a multiplat, so I can see it having lower numbers for the first years.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        15 only sold 6 million in the first year, 16 can match that. 16 might sell slightly less but it won't be far off, the game is being bundled with PS5

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      true, I didn't even know it was coming out soon.

      I think of FF7R2 before this game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >exclusivity is no doubt hurting Final Fantasy in the long run.
      No. Nintendo first-party games sell well. Playstation Studio games sell well. What's hurting FF is shitty games.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No longer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >exclusivity is no doubt hurting Final Fantasy in the long run.
      No. Nintendo first-party games sell well. Playstation Studio games sell well. What's hurting FF is shitty games.

      No doubt the sales of the franchise are going to be relatively bad considering how badly FF13-and FF15 ruined perception among gamers, especially low attention span zoomers who only remember 13 and 15 .
      But the games sales are definitely going to be lower for exclusivity. The highest profile and largest releases are multiplats, kind of like elden ring.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he highest profile and largest releases are multiplats
        Not only did it sell faster than ER, but it also did it on an install base the fraction of the size ER launched on (PS4/5/X1/XS/PC).

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's because they only get to play one game a year and starved for games.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn did not know this
          but it's a bit hard to compare here, as switches have been around for a while and are easier to get than ps5s

          My friend wants a PS5, so I agreed to buy one to play this and sell it to him at $100 discount when I'm done. I'm going to buy the game physical so I might be able to get $30 back for it.
          I'm going to pirate it on PC since they're making me pay double right now.

          Wish I knew one

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            We're not comparing a Switch exclusive to a PS5 exclusive. We're comparing a Switch exclusive to a cross-gen, multiplatform release that launched on over 300M consoles and God knows how many PCs. Elden Ring, should've sold 20M in the first 3 days if it were to match the performance of Tears of the Kingdom, but it didn't. Because Breath of the Wild had built a 30M strong fanbase for Tears of the Kingdom and launched as one of the greatest games of all time according to reviews.

            A multiplatform release won't earn you more sales if your game is shit. An amazing exclusive will.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're comparing a game that sold to people with options versus a game that sold to people with Switch.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So, what I hear you saying, is that selling a game to multipleplatforms that have many competing games is worse than selling a game to a single platform that is starved for games.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What I hear you saying
                Ah, the classic tendie inability to read at its finest. I'm saying frick off, moron. No one cares about totk ITT but you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I Do. TotK was fun, and the 16 demo was fun.
                Feels good being an idort.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                My wife plays Animal Crossing on her Switch and I enjoyed the XVI demo as well. I'm technically an idiot, but Nintendo is for women and children.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >is for women and children.
                Like Final Fantasy?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                TotK is a boring piece of shit that I regret wasting my money and time on. Now, let's get back to what you were saying. TotK apparently sold better because it was on a single platform starved for games, but Elden Ring sold worse because it was competing against tons of other games. How is being an exclusive worse?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tendies buy cardboard from Nintendo. Their autism knows no bounds.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're doing what they did with 14 1.0
        the re release was a slow uphill battle to regain confidence and improve upon the game, now look at it, it took WoW crown as the n1 mmo(not mentioning the fact that wow and blizz have been engaged in harakiri for the past 10 years).
        it's the same team that did Heavensward for 14, and that xpac is hailed as one of the 2 best stories in the whole game, and the first FF game to feel like an FF game since 13 shit it's pants, now they have an actual budget to fufill their vision.
        the release of this game will be more tame than 15, but where 15 lost respect with time and further tarnished the franchise, this one will regain it, and by the time DLC come out this will probably have outsell ff7re by a long margin, and considering how long it takes for them to release it at PC
        it's not about sales, it's about fixing a brand, SE have known this for years, which is why Yoshi team was gifted with 16 and not Kitase or any other division

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have a lot of faith in square to assume they know to fix the brand, but I'll hope succeeds. I genuinely do like FF even 13 had good aspects . Maybe they'll finally unshackle Yoko Taro or Nomura if this does well. Bummed out over not getting to play it on PC for a while but I'm also worried square is going to do the classic "This did not sell 25 million copies? Financial failure"

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even if the new gay is a cryptomoron too I have to hope he knows to actually make video games and not western trash and nft shit

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I hope the new higher ups actually have common sense unlike before

              >Remember when FFXV demo emerald or something it was called was by far the best demo of all time

              No. XV had several demos, and they kep making Duscae worse.

              tbh the first FFXV demo was actually pretty good but then they started cutting on features and it ended up with what we got. Shit I remember the spears had directional inputs and you could actually use the weapon skills on command

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                they dumbed down the combat because japanese ppl on twitter said it was too complex

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Certainly very silly, game wasn't even all that complex. I think what made me mald the most had to be how the behemoth got turned into a literal nothing spook and how the marlboro level got cut outright

                Remember those other games? You know the ones... the ones that almost tanked the entire series. I'm glad they're dead and buried.

                13 was good though

                Thirteen could have been good if anyone at a given moment thought for a second and went
                "maybe we should have explained what the hell all of this jargon being thrown around is for the player without having to read through twenty different lore tabs" It had probably the best ATB system in all of Squeenix

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                shut up and complete your focus lcie falcie cocoon pulse etc etc

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >maybe we should have explained what the hell all of this jargon being thrown around is for the player without having to read through twenty different lore tabs
                jfc that was a terrible decision

                At a certain point I was just playing 13 to finish it, literally only thing I remember is that sequence with motorbike Shiva

                Motorbike shiva and hovercraft bahamut were the standout parts, I'm a turbo autist so I didn't mind the 50 lore tabs but they were boring and long, unlike most of fromsoft's work

                wow gamers really can't into context clues. I hope you all never try to read books

                Context clues don't work when the game literally dumps you into
                >BIG MACHINE GOD ????? COMPLETE FOCUS L"CIE
                >FAL'CIE DIS PULSE COCOON DAT
                >GODS FIGHT AND SHIT BUT ALSO WHY?
                >RANDOM FINAL GOD BOSS ORPHAN (0 contexta)
                The designs were the best thing about it but you'd unironically need to read 20 different lore tabs to understand why the machine gods are fighting and why etro/ares gave the group the commands to slaughter orphan

                so he just parry and receive damage? so for what purpose?

                Seems to be a late parry, it happens in dmc/bayo but in bayo you get your health refunded

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >maybe we should have explained what the hell all of this jargon being thrown around is for the player without having to read through twenty different lore tabs
                jfc that was a terrible decision

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They should patch in ATL into ff13

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                wow gamers really can't into context clues. I hope you all never try to read books

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know what you are talking about

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dude just throw the new player into a world where nothing is EVER explained for the audience because "Muh lore"
                Never direct a movie

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                At a certain point I was just playing 13 to finish it, literally only thing I remember is that sequence with motorbike Shiva

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not SE, SE suits smoke spoiled turds
            But CBU3, I have faith in them, Yoshi's crew have shown competence and respect to players since ever while developing ff14.
            Now if he can prove that he knows what FF fans want and show the suits evidence of the build up in goodwill, then the franchise will be saved because it will be kept in his lap rather than Kitase/Nojima/Nomura who are partiall the responsibles for the tarnishing in first place.

            Ofc, all it takes it's one idiot CEO like Matsuda to have a silly idea like Forspoken or spliting the franchise for branding, for it to go downhill again, but it seems that the new CEO understands as much as this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh sales
      Who cares I'm going to pirate it when it got locked on EGS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, he's completely right. The PS5 install base is too small, and the exclusive nonsense is a kick in the teeth. I do think the issue of "FFXV was legitimately bad and turned people away" has been remediedy the demo, but there's no chance it'll make big sales immediately. It will have to rely on word of mouth and sales on PC after.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's absolutely right and it sucks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The anons saying because ff15 sucked that 16 sales will be worse are right.
      Anecdotally, a good friend of mine was so disappointed by 15 that he has shown no interest in 16.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anecdotally, a good friend of mine was so disappointed by 15 that he has shown no interest in 16.
        this and moreso the past 15 years of endless garbage are the biggest possible issues for the game succeeding

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Personally I think the marketing for this was hot trash lol, all the trailers looked very similar and all the other marketing wasn't very appealing due to the attempts to look super serious. The demo hasn't made me super hyped, but it definitely made me feel better about preordering

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same, but he also has Outriders, Babylon's Fall, and Harvestella as a reason he won't touch another SE game.
        Made me realize most normies don't distinguish between publisher/developer

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I literally did not hear a thing about Harvestella after that initial Nintendo direct. It ended up being that bad, huh?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Certainly yeah, spoke to a friend that said "Final fantasy doesn't have good plot whatsoever". I imagine that mostly came from hearing some e-celeb or tiktok talking bad about 13 and 15. Normies just have no processing power in their heads

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And that's the doubled edged sword of being a large and recognizable publisher. Square Enix could've very easily published shit/experimental games under a different name but that would've lead to nearly 0 marketing so they risked it by using Square Enix instead. Riot Games does this by publishing all those shitty league spinoff games under Riot Forge.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's true that being on PC would help XVI a lot, but XV didn't need PC at launch to do well, and Xbone was irrelevant. All it needed was PS4.
      If XVI flops it will be because XV, among other things, tarnished the brand to the point that it doesn't mean anything. Zoomers and younger have no stake in Final Fantasy, it may as well be a new IP to them. And XVI has done a lot to alienate the core fanbase of 30+ year olds.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF8 killed 9s sales by being shit as well this is nothing new for FF

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everywhere i read, people always cited their disappointement of xv as their main reason why they were very cautious of xvi.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes also the fact that nobody owns a ps5.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah
      the biggest fanbase that would buy this day 1 (XIV players) 90% play on PC
      the PS5 userbase is still catching up to the ps4
      they have years of bad memories and games to replace

      It's going to be a very uphill battle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he's right. Why? I didn't know FF16 was out in a week until seeing this image.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the literal who twitterhomosexual is right for once

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's right. They were really fricking stupid to lock this game as an exclusive. If it released on Xbox and PC it'd be waaay more hyped. I'll be spoiled from this board or somewhere else on the internet before I play it on PC, probably a year before. So I won't be very excited at all for the story when it releases a year later.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Clive (28 years old)

    Sex with Clive (35 years old)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      See boomerbros? That's why we need to lift.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did he eat to become that SWOLE holy shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want to bear his children

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like that he is 35 and cool, we need more protags like that so i can feel cool in my thirties

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gruff white male protagonist
      >not a pretty boy twink
      >not a woman
      Based Yoshida

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice, hope the 100 people that own a PS5 enjoy it. I'll wait for it to come to PC, but at that point it will be late so I'll just download it for free.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >locked 30fps
    >cringe hbo japanese weeb dialogue
    >6 months PS5 exclusive
    >"story" mode since the game is so shit
    >sponge filled enemies
    >already buggy demo
    >screen filled particles

    It's a massive flop, he's just a stupid youtube click baiter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flop
      last time I checked, that word and a games status as that word were determined by sales and critical response rather than the opinions of (you), a literal nobody that nobody cares about and likely never will.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if it sells a lot it's automatically good
        Frick off you brain rotting moron

        >cringe hbo japanese weeb dialogue
        literal bot post

        I'd rather be a bot than a cultist you Yoshi cultist

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          bot

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you brain rotting moron
          again, you don't seem to know what a flop is. Just because you don't like something, doesn't make it a flop. There are plenty of bad games that aren't flops and there are plenty of good games that are flops. Perhaps after you are done with puberty, you'll understand that the world doesn't revolve around you and your opinions. Maybe, after you experience life some more and endure your own failures and celebrate your own successes, you'll be able to accept your own ultimate unimportance to the world around you. Perchance this ever occurs, maybe you'll be able to post anonymously on an imageboard without getting angry at your computer and random strangers. Although again, maybe not.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Game is shit, facts are fact
            Maybe you should wake up to reality

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think you can call it shit unless you can do this

              THE COPENING HAS BEGUN

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >billions of particle effects
                >jerky camera
                >instant camera snap

                This all looks like shitty jrpg tripe

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doing a cool looking combo is FUN

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >facts are fact
              There you again, using words incorrectly. Are you ESL by chance or perhaps something far more pitiable such as mentally challenged?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Point out where i did the wrong, game is locked to 30 fps
                it's a buggy piece of shit, the camera work is the shittiest i've seen in any video game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                59 > 30.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >game needs "performance" mode to run moderately
                >game needs "story" mode to be playble
                >game needs "x" to be...

                What a fricking failure

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol this is the type of Black person saying everyone else is coping.
                Enjoy your last (you) from me moron.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You lost

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're right, XV sold a lot and is fricking trash.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cringe hbo japanese weeb dialogue
      literal bot post

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what did he mean by this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >frick you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Trace on

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why he called her bro a homosexual?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure he says "I found you" since thats what the voice says at the end of the Garuda fight

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of Ravus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      MEZAME IFURITO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You look just like him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joshua from the future! Those lips look just like his!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hope hes hot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does SE love mysterious hooded men so much

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ZODIARK TRANCE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"I found you"

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I WILL BE THE KING OF THE WORLD

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh n-

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really tugging the heartstrings with this Clive/Joshua conversation.
    Not what I would have put in a demo but the devs clearly know better than me.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look a washed up eceleb with zero knowledge in the series and games in general likes the product he was paid to shill more news at 11.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Regardless if you’re a schizo who wants ffxvi to fail or not it’s objectively s good thing that the demo is well received because it should be standard fricking practice

    Let people play the fricking game if you’re going to charge $70

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ape redditcore media like GoT/SnK
    >make it DMC but worse in multiple ways
    >not even a RPG
    >SAVED
    lol
    lmao even

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big blue ball of nothing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely want him back

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he's pulling out the pasta

    we're in for ANOTHER 20 hour meltie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this homie was so based, RIP

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he really was

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          RIP /ourdad/, he and joshua had a lot to live for.
          It was really fricked up how brutally clive murdered Joshua

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks neat.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry lost

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate slavery

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking I might need to buy a PS5 now. Although games costing $70 makes me think otherwise.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      get ps plus and play demons souls, ghost of tsushi and cancel it,easy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe. The digital version is cheaper at least.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank fricking god
    is squareenix coming back to save gaming

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    red leader standing by

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a pckek is it possible to buy and return/refund a ps5 and beat this game before the expiration date on the return policy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a 35 hour game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a problem, usual return times are like two weeks but I'm asking if anyone has experience doing similar things

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If it's Amazon you probably could as they usually don't give a frick why you're returning something

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My friend wants a PS5, so I agreed to buy one to play this and sell it to him at $100 discount when I'm done. I'm going to buy the game physical so I might be able to get $30 back for it.
      I'm going to pirate it on PC since they're making me pay double right now.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Ifrit sequences give me Asura's Wrath vibes. Pure kino.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you checked the raging fists Titan skill?
      I wonder what else the game will have outside what we already know, looks to HQ

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hugo motorboating Benedikta's breasts was funny

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was pretty hot yeah

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I PLAYED THE BEST GAME EVER
          >TOTALLY NOT CLICK BAIT

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            cope frogposter

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Doomposting all over the board for years that the direction of the game wasn't going to work and it would never appeal to normies like they hoped to
          >Normies end up loving it
          >And Ganker does as well
          How the frick did they do it?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moist critkal

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pssst.
    Follow the butterflys.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like that feature its cute

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF7 Rebirth looks significantly better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm hopeful they're both good, now that the curse of the FNC Is over there should be no reason to have too much infighting in the fanbase.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel no excitement for this game even after playing the demo.

    It just seems merely okay.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't force yourself to play it.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asmon says goty. Vtubers want to sit on Clive's face.. 16 has enough popularity to be qualified as goyslop now.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >capcom guy
    >platinum team
    >kh team helped

    no wonder its so good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s literally
      >everyone is here
      Of square enix except the worthless ffxv and flopspoken hacks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they get the Luminous team to work on the game?
      What can I glean from this information... Hmmmmm

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        did she just do that? woahhh that she just... do... that?
        SHE KILLED A WHOLE STUDIO
        WITH HER FRICKING MIND!!!!!!

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we're saving Final Fantasy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the quietest guy is the most dangerous

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Takai's face is the one of one who have given up on life so long ago...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          WAGMI

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          he already knows yoshi-p will get all the credit for the game he directed

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've been wondering did he have any input on the game at all or was this yoship ass-puppeting him so he could get a promotion. 16 is less adventurous than TLR

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think he really directed it, Yoshi is likely overworked with handling the 2 projects, you can see that Endwalker have been going without his hands on approach too.
            I think they have a Stallone, Cosmatos sort of relation, Stallone gave the notes, Cosmatos made em work.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        crush my ribs, mommy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the quietest guy is the most dangerous

      >I will never frick around with my bros while making great games with them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally looks like a Diablo clone ripoff monster

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh frick you homosexual.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a guy who is paid to play a game says it's amazing
    >guy's entire career is abusing the word "worst" and "best" to the point of losing all meaning while he armchair commentates on events
    Yes, surely we can trust this man.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when FFXV demo emerald or something it was called was by far the best demo of all time?
    Remember the game that came after that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't 15's demo ages before the actual game and 5 iterations before it was finished

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Remember when FFXV demo emerald or something it was called was by far the best demo of all time?
      No, but that wasn't the prologue of the final game, either

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I remember the last minute delay too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Remember when FFXV demo emerald or something it was called was by far the best demo of all time

      No. XV had several demos, and they kep making Duscae worse.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I looked it up. It was the Platinum demo that showcased the use of Ramuh and had you running from a behemoth and using the brush and shrubs to hide from it until you got a good position on it.

        It was by far the best demo I have ever played. The game played at half the resolution and frame rate and had 3 minute loading times per teleport.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >had you running from a behemoth and using the brush and shrubs to hide from it until you got a good position on it.

          that shit was boring as frick

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's like your o-pinion man

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The FF15 demo pissed me off a lot, along with the rest of the game. I'm sure it wasn't the intention but by the time I was done it really did feel like it was designed to try and trick you into thinking it was much larger than it actually was with the massive locations but then you get to Altissia and everything gets massively railroaded.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you're saying it's a bad demo because it didn't represent the final product?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just saying don't get your hopes up on this vertical slice of a game when they have done really good demos in the past that don't translate to the real game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          How about instead of setting goals for everyone you just drink your god damn tea?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But the thing is this demo is the start of the game, two completely different things

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That demo was also the start of the game.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    barry is so assmad that everyone enjoyed the demo

    will he an hero this time anonbros?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he didn't kill himself after flopspoken killed an entire studio I figure he probably won't at this point.
      I almost feel bad for him

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >square enix stopped fricking around and got their A team together
    absolutely based

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      May it be the end of an era and the beginning of a revival.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hope that homie at the end is alright
        iirc he was fighting cancer and he looked like chadwick boseman at the event a few days ago

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          and he definitely looks like he's wearing a wing aka he's probably doing chemo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        imma miss NFT shinra boss, even thou he greenlit forspoken

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japanese people are so fricking dead inside, as a weeb im grateful to never be able to interact directly with them but still be able to consume all their slop

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FF
    >good
    The last decent FF was 10

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10
      >decent
      lel, good bait

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It had a pretty good combat system and cute girls

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *6

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only good ff was the first one

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only good ff was the first one

      FF was never good

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        gaming was never good

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Video games should have ended with Pong.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Pong
            Fricking zoomer

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay boomer, go back to your retirement chair

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Pong
            Fricking zoomer

            existence was a mistake itsellf. We all should never have been born. We peaked at multicellular beings

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              go to bed Meteion

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ffxvi word is actually eorzea before the third umbral calamity

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not
      There are allagan wrecks everywhere that are the same as the ones on the moon
      It's a colonized planet if anything

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      magic wasn't supposed to have existed before the 3rd calamity wasn't it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad all the unironic "it's actually a XIV spinoff" posters have stopped

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        but do all ff games take place in the same universe?Gilgamesh is canonically the same dude whos been in multiple of them

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. There's no moronic Zelda world bullshit. They just happen to re-use characters.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          gilgamesh goes inbetween universes using the rift
          he's the only person who gets to do it because he's a funny guy who just wants swords
          so technically everything is in the same universe, but it's not like they ever interact outside of shit like dissidia

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Confirmed FF games that take place in the same Universe are FVII and FFX. FFX happens before FFVII. The Shinra kid from X-2 has descendants that find FFVII's planet and take the energy from it, similar to how you can take energy from the Farplane.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          all games happen in their own worlds but are connected via the interdimensional rift.
          Greg is cannonically the same everywhere
          14's Omega is also canonically the same as many other games including 5
          and it have been hinted in an ultimatia that ff10 Shinra may be a far, far ancestor of ff7 Shinra, althou everyone considers it just a joke.

          No. There's no moronic Zelda world bullshit. They just happen to re-use characters.

          is full of shit

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Going to have to wait a year for PC
    >Going to have to wait 2 years for the Steam version
    I can't take this anymore....i wanna play Yoshi/Soken Kino before I die

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a CBU3 game
      >expecting it to go to epic
      ff14 releases on steam, why you think they won't do the same with 16? unlike the rest of SE, unit 3 is not made of morons who hate money, their game haev been the single most profitable non mobile game for SE for years

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just get a ps5 then

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mediocre gameplay , not even watching the cutscenes, wondering if i should buy it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop, you are making Yoshi cultist angry...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >...what do you mean the DLC has been cancelled?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the only one thats gona be crying is you after I'm done with your hole

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        red leader standing by

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't like the gameplay
      >Not interested in the story
      >Still thinking about buying
      You are beyond moronic. Don't buy, and stay out of these threads

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Doesn't like the gameplay

        It's not about me liking the gameplay, the gameplay IS trash, just like FFVIIDEMAKE was trash this is a fact.

        >You are beyond moronic. Don't buy, and stay out of these threads

        But you guys keep pretending that this is it... THIS IS the return to FF the real FF the WAY FORWARD , THE BUSSINGA OF THE BUSSIN

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop, you are making Yoshi cultist angry...

      samegay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Half life lost already
      >Used potions already
      >Boss still has 95%
      >At least another hour of spamming fireball
      Yea, he's not gonna make it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stoned

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s sad that despite his mom hating his guts, Clive basically got all of his looks from her. It’s crazy how similar their face looks. Shitty woman regardless.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember those other games? You know the ones... the ones that almost tanked the entire series. I'm glad they're dead and buried.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      13 was good though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do both west and Japan make all games with female characters lesbos

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It started with 12 but no one wants to admit it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        12 certainly had its own issues but they were much less noticeable in the game itself
        12 should be thankful that the franchise died for 15 years afterwards, it would be remembered much less fondly if we had decent games since

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never played 13
      Was it that bad?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The words "Final Hallway XIII" were thrown around a lot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        incredibly, though honestly if you compare it to 15 I would almost call it enjoyably shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only likable character in the bunch was the black guy. The rest were shit esp the dykes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fun somewhat campy adventure
        >but too much melodrama, random scifi magic terminology that's never properly explained
        >combat is fun
        >stagger system
        >surprisingly good art direction and graphics
        >hallway simulator
        >Summons are cool and unique takes on previous summons
        >Overpowered as hell
        >Australian woman forma de big booby
        >Australian girl forma de rata
        It's certainly fun but it's a very mixed bag. Somehow it got two sequels though

        12 certainly had its own issues but they were much less noticeable in the game itself
        12 should be thankful that the franchise died for 15 years afterwards, it would be remembered much less fondly if we had decent games since

        Almost certainly, the game probably had too little main character plot for its own good but the MMO-lite combat and the grand plot were neat

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          square enix needed money to recoup from the asset and engine development for literally just one game, and toriyama is such a lightning simp that he'd make more of her games for free

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked both of those games.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that soundtrack
    Someone tell the composer he doesn't need to go THIS fricking hard.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soken only goes hard

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love these japs and their jap crap

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >orchestral sclop

      forgettable, shame. You don't hire Soken for OrchestraSlop

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I learn limit break in the demo? It's locked.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's locked by story in the first part of the demo (the prologue), but you can use it in the second part. It's l3 + r3.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOOOO YEAH BABY

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hope this is on the OST

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it's exploration ost.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Auron and Clive are the same age

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i look like auron and i'm 31

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clive is dead theory confirmed?!

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    has he ever been right about anything?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see anything wrong with this image.
      Go back Gankerbortion

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy chases likes. Its all he knows how to do.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never have I disregarded anyone’s opinion faster than people who think the chainsaw anime is bad

  56. 11 months ago
    aceman
  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can not wait to play this in actual 4k on pc
    jesus how do console gays live like this
    this game is either a blurry laggy mess or just a laggy mess depending on performance mode

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the cope levels are off the charts right now

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    C = J

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      C = No Ass you mean.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PS5 Exclusive
    >Gay character in the leaks
    I'd rather Yoshida fix the community in FF14 via banning all LGBT homosexuals. As well as fixing the localization for the Pixies quest line.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he says as he posts a cringy brown pajeet character
      >tumblr gif

      OH MY DAYS the IRONING, i know you gay people are stupid but HOLY

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      THROW WIDE THE BUSSY

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshit culstist have fricking arrived.
      Fricking great

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahh, so Clive is that DPS that always forgets to ready up when the DF pops.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >me in the middle of fishing when my queue pops

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clive's VA went for the platinum in Crisis Core lol

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank god they finally make a more "adult" FF
    don't they realize what their demographic is? young adults in their late 20s and early 40s
    FF7 was released almost 3 decades ago

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The truth is that making both styles is the way. FF appealing to multiple demographics is the smartest idea possible. And being +18 or not doesnt mean adult, FF16 is good and this is why it's is great.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kinda surprise he hasn't posted anything about XVI
    You'd think he would be on the grift in a heartbeat. You think he's fostering a grudge agains XIV and XVI due being memed into oblivion for his Zenos' take?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      who is this and why would he give a shit about 16

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because he's a grifter

        who cares about this twat
        anyone who didn't like zenos showing up at the end of EW has their opinion automatically discarded

        i know, but the fact that he browses Ganker and /vg/ and read all the shit he get thrown. It would be really funny if all that got under his skin
        His paychecks are coming just from blizzard fricking up week after week

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      who cares about this twat
      anyone who didn't like zenos showing up at the end of EW has their opinion automatically discarded

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >talks about nihilism the whole video, fundamentally missing the point of Meteion and proving he is an illiterate
      >proceeds to complain about zenos showing up, the character that EMBODIES nihilism in this game
      >gets surprised people joke about it to this day

      never change irish asmon, never change

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game isn't even out yet and its already broken Ganker
    FFChads we can't stop winning

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there no way to turn off the UI?

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I identify this "Barry" individual?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, let me help you out:
      https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/468669452/#468693691

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has Barry killed himself yet after the overwhelmingly positive reception of the demo?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His caretaker told him he can't reset the router anymore unless he sees his therapist. He'll be back.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw the end of the prologue

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think i'm going to use graphics mode
    it might run like shit but at least it looks good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're FRICKED

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is making me want to try XV again. Each FF seems to be getting progressively worse.

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's so fricking obvious

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont think they were hiding that at all anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was literally in the promo material, are you stupid or something?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont think they were hiding that at all anon

      I've seen people guessing Benedikta is Shiva. It's pretty funny.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        then they are either moronic or intentionally didnt watch any promo material

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't even need to watch promo material lol, I avoided it all because of how dark the trailers were and I still put it together via the demo.

          [...]
          [...]
          Motorbike shiva and hovercraft bahamut were the standout parts, I'm a turbo autist so I didn't mind the 50 lore tabs but they were boring and long, unlike most of fromsoft's work
          [...]
          Context clues don't work when the game literally dumps you into
          >BIG MACHINE GOD ????? COMPLETE FOCUS L"CIE
          >FAL'CIE DIS PULSE COCOON DAT
          >GODS FIGHT AND SHIT BUT ALSO WHY?
          >RANDOM FINAL GOD BOSS ORPHAN (0 contexta)
          The designs were the best thing about it but you'd unironically need to read 20 different lore tabs to understand why the machine gods are fighting and why etro/ares gave the group the commands to slaughter orphan
          [...]
          Seems to be a late parry, it happens in dmc/bayo but in bayo you get your health refunded

          Oh I also remember the part where you have to fight a Marlboro because I think it involved that whiny kid I never used so I got my ass kicked a few times until I passed

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            congrats bro nobody cares

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry you're moronic

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the forced party changes until the literal end of the game were absurd. Going from lightning to snow isn't that bad because they're good but when you get shoved into the debuff heal bawds its no fun. Buff chad giga-homie was alright in my book though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was blatantly shown in the trailers dingus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look like it will be shown very early in the game at leas. Looks like Cid takes in Clive and Jill soon after the battle at the start

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd need sub 80 IQ to miss both that and the promo material

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was blatantly shown in the trailers dingus

        It was literally in the promo material, are you stupid or something?

        I don't watch promo material dumbass

        Do you watch movie trailers just to get spoiled?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They assumed you're a cultist like they are.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >did you watch a trailer for a video game?!
            >cultist! yoshitpiss!
            Get help.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >did you NOT watch all the trailer?
              >heckinerino how will you know if the game is good?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ESL upset that someone has watched a trailer for a video game and talks about said trailer in a thread about that same video game
                Genuinely mentally ill.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, only a cultist would be that invested.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's other things than just trailers to look into for promo stuff. Do you not do any kind of research before buying something?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I played the demo genius and I will read a non-spoiler review when they come out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and people wonder why yoship always deliver talks in sub 100 IQ delivery?
      its because of shit like this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Young Jill looks like a gremlin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY SHIT SHERLOCK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      whoa

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need a normal sword type dude DPS in 14, like Clive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd pretty much be playing Summoner with a sword

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't need the summon shit, also don't reply to me newbie

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, anon look at me when I'm talking to you
          That's pretty much how Summoner works in XIV is attacking with primal stuff

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I said a normal sword type dude like clive, and it's not summoner its nu-summoner fricking trash redesign

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's not summoner its nu-summoner fricking trash redesign
              Lol nu-SMN works closer to a traditional Final Fantasy summoner than any other iteration of the job we've seen in FFXIV

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                True, even so it's garbage

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody weeps for DoTs, ex-warlock

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do, smn was the first job I got to 60 and was my main for a long time ;_;

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Jimbo still using that one e-celeb to say he's the real Jimbo?

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      would hatefrick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She does it until Clive looks away
      I honestly really like the facial expressions in the game in general, like it feels like there is far more subtlety to some of them.

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    only care about the god gamer moonmoon's opinion

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >crosses over with a dumpy floridian that makes sausages for fun

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much. You can't do wrong if all you do is follow trends.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't he rich? His house looks like a cheap apartment.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that one popular wow streamer is loaded but he lives in a crack den and acts like one too

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's criminal that her coat thing is covering her, i NEED to see that ass walking away

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      mi juego de los tronos
      relaciones sexuales

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s the Stillwind theme.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has anyone uploaded the combat version of this yet?

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you, i needed paid influencers to convince me to buy a ps5 just for this game, its just like 13, the so called "hallway" simulator that everyone hated but this one isnt!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to the entire game is empty deserts shitposts?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is, but its just like a hub world, the game doesnt actually have anything to ''explore''

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you genuinely moronic?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are for having influencers tell you what to buy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nothing to explore

          here's one of the four regions.

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the first time ive ever played a demo twice

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what the xiv crossover event will be. Maybe we'll get a torgal minion.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was hoping for a trial but with there already being an extra one in 6.55 that probably won't happen unfortunately.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ambrosia with eye patch mount
      I would coom

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's insane to me that he isn't putting some random mount/minion if you buy the game, that'd be the easiest sales ever

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MUH INFLUENCERS
    have a nice day

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't have the regalia

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this isn't fair how come when castlevania lords of shadows franchise does DMC kinda combat its bad but when nu trash final fantasy does that its LE GOOD

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie Lords was knock off GoW

      t. Actually played it

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it's cause I've seen Elwin's head get chopped off again and again for the past 3 years, but is it really that shocking?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      most normalgays didn't even knew a new FF was coming until this demo released

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most normal gays dont see gore even in video games

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normies are shocked at the possibility Clive is Ifrit even though that's been the focus of every bit of FFXVI promotional material since June 2022

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LE HEKKIN CHICKERINO

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pacing is too slow, took like 1 hour to reach the first battle.
    Also the king has such a massive red flag on his head it almost appears to be self parody, and I bet the 2 girls that seem to have sexual desires are going to be evil thots so miss me with that puritygay shittery.

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys think this outsell Zelda or Starfield?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but I will enjoy all three regardless.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No? Not even the biggest fanboys would argue about that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not while it's PS5 exclusive. Maybe when it drops on PC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zelda
      Lmao frick no
      There's not enough ps5s

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, FF16 won't sell as much as those games first weeks if you give FF16 6 months. And I'm a FF fan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zelda
      Zero chance.
      >Starfield
      Over the years? Definitely.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Over the years? Definitely
        Doubtful
        If starfield only does fallout 4 numbers it will likely still beat out ffxvi. It's only chance is if gamepass cripples the Xbox sales enough

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fallout 4 released from the heels of F3, FNV and Skyrim, ofc it sold crazy.

          But Starfield is releasing after the blunder that is F76 and the mediocreslop that is F4 itself, also everyone is just tired of Bethesda since they keep releasing Skyrim over and over again while trying to make its mods a paid thing.

          Faith in Bethesda stock is at its ATL imo. Most people are curious to see how Starfield turns out but the general sentiment is weary af

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll play starfield, since it seems that they are not dumbing their games down for a casual audience anymore.
            Probably because they are owned by MS now, so don't need to worry about making all the money anymore.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Bayo
              >Ninja
              Even on DMC they only stand still regularly enough on the journo difficulty

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would take an actual miracle, both games are hyped up beyond measure by the unreasonable and built on "faith" from previous games being pretty good. Also 90% of 16's market is on PC and PS4

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, this isn't coming to PS4? What the frick is SE thinking? Sony must have paid millions for PS5 exclusivity.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Sony's trying to convince people to upgrade and they're tired of people buying the PS4 version to play on PS5 because it's cheaper

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm in the same boat but I'm so sure that the PS4 could not run this on anything above 30. It genuinely looks nice, but it has particle effects out the ass

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >outsell Zelda or Starfield

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Final Fantasy, it's one of the biggest gaming IPs ever.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          WAS one of the biggest

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not close to Zelda now in it's peak.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Final Fantasy
          >one of the biggest gaming IPs ever.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            FF has sold more than Zelda

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I guess you think Sonic and Need for Speed are bigger than Zelda, too.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Final Fantasy has sold more merch than Zelda too

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                before botw drew in every normalgay it wasn't that massive, no
                at least in terms of most objective metrics

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                2nd Source (VG Sales)
                Feel free to prove me wrong

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          in the 90s during its golden run (VII - X) sure, but after X the series took a popularity nosedive and never recovered to its previous peak since

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was one of the biggest IPs in the industry back in the late 90s and 00s. Now no one cares which is depressing

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it used to be
          back before the FNC killed it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally got killed by FNC, 12 being weird, X-2 X-2.5 and the two MMO's

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda no, starfield could. Majority of people will use gamepass for starfield. With bethesda's reputation, some people may purchase it after several weeks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zelda
      lol no
      >Starfield
      maybe given Starfield is on Gamepass, but even then I think it'll still sell more

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normies are eating this shit up
    Barry is liable to hand himself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw this coming a mile away. The more I saw barry railing against xvi, the bigger a success I knew it was going to be. Everything he backs is cursed to eat shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not surprised when he pretended to be a blizzard fanboy on /wowg/to spite xiv he cursed blizzard with 3 of its worst years yet.

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    incredible work, no black people in the game, and all they had to do to win back their community is make a villain a white b***h
    masterstroke play

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      laughed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      even black people dont want black people in their games, its a thing only leftist women who ruin everything ask for (and then dont play anyway)

  94. 11 months ago
    aceman
  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Final Fantasy XVI edition PS5 available
    >it comes with a digital code for the game
    >still doesn't release until the game does

    Why did they do this? I would've just bought it today instead of a base PS5. It's not like it's preloaded or anything so what was the fricking point of waiting until the 22nd to make it available?

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Combat is generic
    QTEs are gay
    Dialogue is cringe Game of Thrones shit
    Why are people excited?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What game should people be excited for?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Millions of people?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SE paid them to be excited

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    doomies will try till the very ernd

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's our strategic cope going to be when it flops?

    In Japan it doesn't even look like it's going to crack 200k opening week...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who gives a shit when I'll be having a blast playing it

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The samegays have spoken. But how will I be able to afford deluxe preorders for both FFXVI AND FFVIIR in this economy when I've also got streamers to feed? Maybe I'll sell my playstation and just buy the games, because at least then I wouldn't be missing out on these two GOAT of the year contenders.

    Final Fanatics, let's do this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually writing this gibberish and posting it
      lmao the cope is otherworldly.

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mom tells them the next time they fail to keep joshua safe it will be on their heads
      >they both get killed with a slash to the neck
      its like poetry, it rhymes

  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  102. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  103. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game looks way too western, where's the Japanese influence?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF was always western

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its been a western series for years

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            FF was never a westoid series.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who say shit like this about stuff like FF,SF, and DMC out themselves so easily

  104. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    itt: seething nintendies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tendie here, I just want a new Dragon Quest, FF means nothing to me.

  105. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is a PS5 worth it just so I can play FF16 and FF7Rebirth?

    Frick bros there's literally nothing else I'd want to play on that console to make it worth it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can always sell it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buying a console for two (2) games

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a PS5 but I have no games on it, I just treat it like a PS4 upgrade since you can play them on it

      You could just wait for the PC port but that'll take 2 years

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait I can play my PS4 games on PS5?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. It has PS4 BC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno. Don't you have a friend that has a PS5?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both of those are timed exclusives, make friends with someone with a PD5 or rent one. According to rentacenter, you can rent a PS5 disc console for $40 a week, which is a lot cheaper than buying a console.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is a PS5 worth it
      Frick no

  106. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the demo in a nutshell

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shiro doing a high profile video game sound track would be so hype, the guy does good work. Recognized it immediately

  107. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  108. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  109. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no Pc port for a least 2 years
    How this is still acceptable in 2023 is beyond me, just for this the game should be received far harsher

  110. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish they would make a Final Fantasy game again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is at least better than what we've had for a while
      we'll see when it's out but I can't imagine it being worse than 13/15

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I too miss the days of classic FF JRPGs but at least they aren't half-assing the action combat this time.

  111. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Young Jill was omega cute

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      based upskirt anon posting her pantsu

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick i didn't even think to try this, link?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          older threads
          just go to that little bridge or use photo mode on the stairs you pervert

  112. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I’m finally decent at parrying consistently.

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