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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reviews 1 week before release? They must be confident

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think publications will put their FF guy on it, and Remake scored fairly high. Rebirth could get a 90
      I think the worrying bit is people who haven't played the OG and suddenly you have Zack being a much more prominent character

      My worries really are about the open world stuff, the Junon demo is basically just added enemies that won't be there in full release with no npcs or quests. If we get atleast some wacky Yakuza shit I am fine with it, and the trailer had alot of random minigames

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, every website will have the guy who played FF7 as a child reviewing it, giving it 5 or 10 points more that it probably deserves
        t. Already happening with Anait games and Chiclana & Friends

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ff16 scored high too. shill reviews mean little.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    89

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im thinking 95 aswell. It will be a masterpiece and GOTY.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    7/10
    "Gameplay keeps getting in the way of my dating simulator."

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be a solid 89/90 initially and drop to 88 where it will stay which, for a JRPG (or any game in general really), is a pretty fricking decent score.
    Depending on the actual volume of content, might even push for 91 and drop to an even 90 but I'm doubtful. Happy to be pleasantly surprised though.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    92

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    93+ i buy a second digital copy while i wait for my deluxe edition physical, consider it a reward nomura
    90 to 92, i just wait normally for my deluxe
    under 90, i cancel my preorder, considering intergrade is 89.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    even if the story shits on ff7s integrity the reviewers will say stupid shit like "the origin ff7 still exists this is something new! the gameplay is great so 9/10"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and they would be right.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, purists screaming into the void should just play the original and shut the frick up

        And what exactly is your point? Are you claiming that they would be wrong?

        That's the correct stance to take though you fricking dork. It's also why a lot of reviewers were favorable to TLOU2 while also saying the story kind of suckdd.

        What fricking integrity?

        I don’t give a shit about the story outside of seeing Tifa, Aerith, Yuffie and the other sloots act cute in cutscenes. I just want an open world rpg with good combat.

        Create your own shit, homosexuals.
        You named it after a game with a baggage? You get the baggage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, purists screaming into the void should just play the original and shut the frick up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And what exactly is your point? Are you claiming that they would be wrong?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the correct stance to take though you fricking dork. It's also why a lot of reviewers were favorable to TLOU2 while also saying the story kind of suckdd.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What fricking integrity?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t give a shit about the story outside of seeing Tifa, Aerith, Yuffie and the other sloots act cute in cutscenes. I just want an open world rpg with good combat.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buying a game split into 2 parts
    lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's 3 parts + DLC's

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And crisis core/advent children probably matters now.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    flop of the year...DD2 will rape that cross dressing homosexual Cloud's ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dragons slogma

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feels good to be excited for both games

        >playing as cross dressing homosexuals
        ywnbaw

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ywnbaw
          yeah, thank god.
          Also play Dragon's dogma before talking shit, moron

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dd- can play as anything but instead plays as a cross dressing homosexual
            meanwhile
            >ff7- forced to play as a cross dressing homosexual
            says more about you than anything actually

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feels good to be excited for both games

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    99

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter, this will never win against the pinnacle of the genre.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Persoyna is the low point of jrpgs
      Rebirth is also in a different genre

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it's higher than 85 it's paid reviews.

        Yeah, in the trash genre.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope square gay your westoid imitating slop will never compare to atlus kino

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Persoyna is the low point of jrpgs
        but enough about Final Fantasy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nowhere in the post was FF mentioned while persoyna was mentioned directly in a 7 word sentence you template spouting moron

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            moronic tourist.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What a moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rebirth is also in a different genre

        i am glad final gays finally admit they are not more rpg fans but just mobile game shitters that like playing genshin impact but with realistic graphics

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's PS5 only so it'll get the PS special review treatment even if the game is fricking dogshit.
    Which it is.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    whatever we all know it'll be a shit game that just got a good score because nostalgia and paid reviews with added sony bonus.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly this.
      Still looks like a PS4 game and has those shitty ubislop towers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ubislop
        Qrd? I ignored spoilery stuff

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh-huh, sure thing. Not like games are either a 10/10 or complete shit to most of you shallow minded nerds all the time anyway.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the same reviewers that give TOTK 10/10? So those aren't "paid reviews" without any nostalgia or bonuses now, is it?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys know that Sony's seething over Nintendo is what killed Final Fantasy? Sony forced Squaresoft to push back FFX so it would release the same week as the Gamecube. This put Squaresoft in the red that fiscal year and led to Sakaguchi finally being ousted from the company.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    An easy 74.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody has to kill you "people".

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be hilarious to see nostalgiagayging make this game get higher reviews despite the same flaws that had them docking points for XVI

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reviews that dropped XVI's score are the likes of Eurogamers that gave it a 3/5 because it doesn't tackle slavery while not having blacks in it. There are one or two smaller publication that did gave some valid criticism like the lack of any RPG elements. Which VIIR and Rebirth are not lacking.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The demo alone had more vibrancy and life to it than the entire XVI campaign. They don't have the same flaws at all.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can’t be talking about the Neibelheim demo.
        If you’re talking about the Junon demo, the combat was too easy and movement is jank. Simple as.
        It should not score above an 85, but with the amount of cash thrown at reviewers I don’t see a review below 90.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm talking about the second demo. I own and beat XVI. It's a slog. Within the new demo alone there was more combat variety, RPG customization, party interaction and everything else that makes FF enjoyable. I don't care about what other shit you're saying, but to act as if people are going to favor the fanfic remake over XVI because of nostalgia is ludicrous. The demo alone is just a straight up better game.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2nd part of fanfic trilogy
    Predict the sales falloff.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not much since FFXIII trilogy got worse with each entry, its not something related about trilogies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now this is a delicious cope. I will make sure to remember.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bump
    1 h to go

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      9 EST BOYS LETS GOOo

      it's not even 8 yet
      do reviews even come out directly, not just spread throughout the day?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    9 EST BOYS LETS GOOo

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS EITHER SAVES OR SINKS S.E
    squeenix haven't produced a good game since the merger in 2003, at this point they have to be immortal and another flop under the belt won't matter

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Won't review higher than Resident Evil 4. Probably about the same metascore as integrade

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PS5 Exclusive
    >save SE
    They shot themselves in the foot from the start

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I predict average review score will be 90.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest, I'll be surprised if it scored higher than 90 overall. The 8s will drag the score down to 87 or 88. Remake got 87 right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Remake got 87 right?
      Yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS4 was 87, PS5 89.
      UE4 will again drag down the score.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, doubt it. It's not as bad as Remake. And on graphics mode, the image is pretty sharp. There's a couple of bad texture work and foliage pop in but they're not exactly in your face like the doors in Remake. From what I've seen. And besides, in Rebirth you'll get to see different areas with different aesthetics. So the "tiredness" from seeing similar things are kinda mitigated.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the first game wasnt even good, the story sucked.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS IS IT
    >REVIEWS MATTER
    >YEAH BOI REVIEWS GIVE ME DAT SLOP
    >TELL ME WHAT TO THINK DADDY
    lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OH MY MIYAMOTO! IGN, GAMESPOT, EASY TRANNIES GAVE BOTW 10/10! HOOOIPPEE!! BASED NINTENDO! SUCK THAT SOINY!

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa just got confirmed as plastic faced K-pop star

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will be 1 point lower than FF15 by the end of the day.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t even trust the reviews.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Critic reviews are not available for this game until Feb 29, 2024
    Uh OP? You good?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tranime pic
      >moronic
      Every single time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Y-YOU POSTED TRANIME PIC! YOU ARE moronic! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT SCREENSHOT OR IF YOU'RE RIGHT! SEETHE COPE DILATE! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME TIMEJANNY

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My phone just showed a 94 meta score with 61 reviews. Reloaded again and it disappeared. The frick?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, my phone shows 63 reviews with a 94
      What's going on?

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't trust metacritic
    >can't trust ign
    >can't trust Ganker
    Who's review is actually trustworthy?

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    94

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aerith won.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IGN gives it a 9.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The main page says 94 so far.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Metacritic home page* rather.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh shit, it rivals FF9's score as highest scored FF if that sticks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        From what I've seen before, scores start off high and dip a bit as more reviews trickle in. Promising start though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It begins.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its like 104 reviews. 93 its outstanding.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nomura won

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nomuraaaaaaaa

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reviews are popping up. 5/5s and 4/5s galore.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry on suicide watch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      barry won

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    barry officially won

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to see how many reviews will mention dancing / singing scenes.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOL. FRICK FFXVI. Real Final Fantasy is here to save the series! FFX remake is up next.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    barry are you okay????

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You weave between glorious story-led vignettes, dungeon-like enclaves and indulgent, distraction-filled environments: the vast open plains of Junon, a tropical paradise, glistening deserts you can steer a buggy across. When you emerge from a series of battles into a new area to explore, it feels like filling your lungs with fresh air. Travel feels genuinely exciting, offering a welcome visual variety to this map-spanning road trip. Rebirth’s more free-form approach offers a welcome antithesis to Remake’s tight corridors, letting players off the leash.
    Kino has landed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Remake’s Core combat returns, but incorporates the cinematic flourishes of last year’s FFXVI with a welcome, party-focused approach. In Remake’s battles I only ever controlled Cloud, spamming the same few attacks ad nauseam. Yet here you must make full use of your cast of lovable weirdos. There are satisfyingly cinematic partner-synergy moves and different spell-casting “materia” that can be meshed together, and mastering the various nuances of your party members is essential to defeating bosses. Creating a new combat system that satisfies everyone seems like an almost impossible task, but, somehow, Square has pulled it off with aplomb, and swapping between party members mid battle results in a masterly fusion of turn-based RPG depth and modern-feeling action.
      PS5chads we eating good.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In Remake’s battles I only ever controlled Cloud, spamming the same few attacks ad nauseam
        Peak game journalist

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's literally how most people played remake little bro. And he confirms that Rebirth makes you use everybody or get slapped.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute state of Barry.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      barry are you okay????

      >all the most praised stuff in rebirth is stuff the devs carried over from ffxv
      yeah barry won

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    93 now

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reviwer rushed thru game ignoring relationships
    >No one showed up to his door on date night in GS
    >There is no default
    >Aerith is not default
    Clerithbros, our response!?!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like the true default for Cloud is Rosie Palmer and her five sisters
      This is the self-insert I can get behind

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no it's woke

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a Zackbro. I wish to congratulate all who enjoys ffrebirth.
    I hope this leads to your dreams and it has kept your honor.
    Us Zackbros hope that there will be a great plotline for the blessed Zack
    When we have our hands on it.
    Hopefully there is no hair eating as well.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't there some kind of performance update for the demo? Is it already out and did it fix the fricking blurry ass image quality of the game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. They released the open world part of the demo and the game looked much better and ran much smoother.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa won lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was expecting him to say that she wins but not even that.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    With 70 reviews it has stagnated. It might go up 1 more point or drop 2 at the lowest. Congratulations on them for finally make a FF game that gets universal praise after 23 years. 14 is an MMO. Not talking about it.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Almost sub 90 on Opencritic
    Barry won.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you ignore bad parts, it's great
    Wat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We got paid, so it's an 8/10

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like
      >the open world not being empty like BotW is a bad thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is exactly what I was worried about. Remake felt like a bad game to me because constant shimmying and walk sections with tedium while this seems to be ubisoft 2.0

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't exactly sound like a 8/10.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      seems fair, 8/10 with some flaws
      whats your point?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Elden Ring argument, classic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tendiedrone copium is being inhaled

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the same mother fricker that gave ff16 a 7/10.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A 7/10 was generous for 16. What a boring, joyless game that was.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        YoshiP fell into the trap of the diversity trick question. Instead of ignoring it, he decided to respond to it. At that point, his game's fate is sealed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he gave XVI a 9 what are you on about

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even with the psx fansites spam of 10/10 it's dropping below 90 sad!

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be the main character
    >Get referred to as the gang while reviewers put the emphasis on Aerith and Tifa
    Is Cloud the most cucked mc in existence? AerithxTifa is going to be canon at this rate.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao how the frick is Gamespot gonna give the fist game 10/10 and then turn around and give this one an 8/10?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      guy sounds like he hates the ending and execution of Aerith's end

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone already knew this game was going to be hot fricking garbage from the demo.

      Why are any of you surprised? Like seriously, Kayfabe off for a moment.

      Because Remake had nostalgia doing the legwork despite being shovelware, Rebirth is just bad all-around and normalgays are realizing they never liked Final Fantasy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      First one wasn't open world slop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      gamespot gave ff16 9/10. get rekt ff7 rebirth losers!

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GAYrry already damage controlling
    Sad.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE ARE THE LEAKS! I WANT THE ENDING AND I WANT IT NOW!

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Between this, GTA6 and Stellar Blade I really wish I’d bought a PS5 instead of getting a 3070 and a new CPU.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >An emo classic

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reviews
    >bunch of articles with publisher provided screenshots
    kek I swear maybe 10 reviewers actually played it and the rest are fake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's always been this way. Videogame reviews aren't even under the pretense of being objective anymore. Doesn't matter if it's a journo website or YouTuber, *everyone* is compromised. Thanks to Reddit and GameFAQs being full of bootlickers it's impossible to find anyone with a genuine opinion about these games.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I find these threads so fricking funny. Idiots here have spent thousands of hours of their lives discussing fake reviews.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Graphics mode or performance mode? Performance looks fine to me until I switch to grafix, and my eyes adjusted to grafix mode after a few minutes, but it still seemed a bit stuttery

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Graphics is solid 30 fps, its really if you can handle how shit the blur is on Performance cause Graphics is crisp.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well that's that. The ending is garbage.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a 9/10 for me, but HOLY SHIT ARE THESE THINGS BAD ABOUT IT
      Ah, to be a video game journalist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all those major criticisms
      >"I'd give it a solid 9/10 if I could

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aerith dies
      >NO WTF SHE SHOULDNT DIE 8/10!!!
      embarrassing
      t. aerithchad here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another ending that doesn’t work? Why are they doing this bros?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because they are trying to force endings for what was just a portion of a full game.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    morons that have been ridiculing others in here for years are getting BTFO. lol

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    chocobros...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >describes 7r2 doing exactly what xv does
      is this guy moronic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly it does a much better job.
        Not a high bar to clear mind you, FFXV's open world was trash.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          its better than 7r2 based on the demo

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            enjoy your stale pancake, bazza
            the rest of us are feasting

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I did love this game; I did hate this game.
    Even the reviewers of FF7 are schizo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He hates it because he's a Clotitard and realized he lost hard.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explain

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      By all accounts a statement like that should warrrant a 5/10 score, but these people are genuine fricking morons. Rebirth is gonna be Japan's Starfield, screenshot this post.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So they still kill Aerith but they ruin her death on top of that?

      So you get the worst of both world?

      Before she died and had a good death.
      Now she dies but has a shit death.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cloud goes insane when she dies, so he deletes everything and continues seeing her fighting with him in the last battle. He is kinda insane at the end of rebirth.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          uhh, did they just ruin cloud's schizo arc then

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not really. I think seeing him lose his sense of reality after she dies is a lot better.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is this ruining his schizo arc?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              uhh, did they just ruin cloud's schizo arc then

              If they know for a fact he's psycho how does Sefiros get the wiener materia? Do they lock Cloud into an asylum now?
              It's no minor change.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cloud goes insane when she dies, so he deletes everything and continues seeing her fighting with him in the last battle. He is kinda insane at the end of rebirth.

        You have legit info or you're talking out of your ass? could you source?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The leak that made forums delete spoiler threads said that. He is corrupting the holy materia at the end of rebirth.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn't corrupt it but turns it red which means he turns it into a summon materia (MINERVA)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick is “corrupting materia”? Lol so dumb.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They did Aerith dirty

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're keeping things vague just like the end of Remake so that people remain invested going into part 3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aerith lives. Clerith is imminent.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She dies moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So they ruined her death. Kinda expected that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they ruined her death and ending
      yeah, we could tell it was shit by how tight everyone was on ending leaks

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doomposters are trying to shitpost a 93-94

    It's over guys. You lost.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut uuuppp

    • 3 months ago
      Annonymous

      >game journalist opinions matter
      no

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOMEONE CHECK BARRY
    HES NOT RESPONDING

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      barry won

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like the game is very good but the decisions around aerith's death are controversial as frick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The devs are nervous for a reason

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol no the reviews all say it sucks. Particularly the open world.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    reddit fantasy 7: redditbirth

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone is hating the ending
    Lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong shippers hate the ending would be more correct barry.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her swimsuit is the cutest

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick the tifagay leakers hiding all the based aerith scenes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reviewer here. They have a tlou2 sex scene after this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why cloud looks like he is doing the virgin pose meme

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      makes me feel warm inside

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these 9s
    so its really a 10 but you know it eats away at these californian reviewers to rate a japanese anime nomura game that high. no way theyll give it the same perfect score as their botw/elden ring slop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon it literally stands at a 93 on meta right now, the second highest rated FF ever

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter when the game is complete shit. Imagine ever giving a frick about Metascore.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're only pretending to not care about metascore now because it's high enough that you can't effectively shitpost with it/use it as a reason to say game is not good.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correct, live in your version of reality where a double digit number informs how you perceive all negative criticism of a game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        doesnt take away from the fact 9 is the obvious ceiling for jrpgs in the minds of these californian liberal reviewers. theyd never let a game like this get a 10--10s are reserved for their god of wars, botws, elden rings, last of us's

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Elden Ring is a jrpg

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No-one sees Dark Souls as a JRPG, despite it technically being one. It's almost more western than Japanese in many aspects so that changes perception towards it too.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            there are japanese games and there are JAPANESE games. pretending to not know the difference is willful ignorance

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Elden Ring isn't anime slop but it's still a JRPG

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are being willfully ignorant

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the highest rated?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          IX

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What dumb hijinks is going to replace Aeriths death?

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ign says Yuffie is best character in combat

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >While there is a lot to love in Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth, it left me disappointed in its main narrative. I wish it was more focused on telling the story set out in Remake and its constant need to push the kitchen sink into each plot beat wore on my resolve throughout the game.

    >It’s hard to quantify Rebirth’s importance when so much lingers on the notion that this is only part of the story. Whether you’re a casual Final Fantasy enjoyer, an extended universe sicko, or an original FF7 fan, Rebirth provides a wide canvas of opportunity for you to paint upon, but one it’s ultimately afraid to permanently paint upon itself.

    >Every plot beat or character written in pencil, waiting to be erased if it doesn’t fit the narrative ideas the Remake series tries to tie together. Rebirth’s narrative choices can feel inconsistent at times, and often questionable, but its heart carries through.

    >Despite it all, a stellar combat system, evocative soundtrack, and extensive cast of characters make this a journey worth seeking out, even if the pieces don’t fit perfectly. I look forward to seeing how they tie this story together and hope that its third entry is more focused on what makes this series special.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish it was more focused on telling the story set out in Remake
      yeah this b***h wanted aerith to live
      frick off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same as Remake, the worst parts were all the random side shit in the slums, or weird pacing shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m tired of braindead morons praising the soundtrack. It’s clearly a step down from remake and leagues away from the OG.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The soundtrack in remake was awful

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some of the arrangements were great, including the jukebox collection. The music placement was also great.

          I’d agree that it wasn’t as good as the original - in particular some of the world tracks, but it was largely very faithful to Uematsu.

          I haven’t had one moment of good music in the demos I played. The music that plays in the Junon demo is laughably forgettable and generic JRPG. The music choices in the Neibelheim demo were also questionable.

          Because they are trying to force endings for what was just a portion of a full game.

          Yeah, but certainly they could have done a better job.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      plot beat or character written in pencil, waiting to be erased if it doesn’t fit the narrative ideas the Remake series tries to tie together. Rebirth’s narrative choices can feel inconsistent at times, and often questionable, but its heart carries through.
      This is a bit concerning

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I look forward to seeing how they tie this story together
      Hahahahahaha

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      mentioning the things I was afraid would happen ngl

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can one of these review sites get some balls and rate it 6/10 like it deserves?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably some EU shit where they get pissed about Tifa's breasts like they did in FF16 where every female was evil.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >like it deserves?
      And you know it deserves this score how incel anti woke weirdo?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the first remake was mediocre slop.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You haven't played it tendiedrone, go play mario and donkey kong sitting at 73 loser homosexual lmao

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually, I pirated it and was bored by all the padding and boring combat.

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about the reviews just give me the ending you pieces of shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We already have the ending loser

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RPGfansite thinks the story is shitty fluff all the way until the end.
    It's over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitty fluff when it literally does what ffvii did in the og
      i almost feel like no one even played ffvii

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        FFVII is 30+ hours long. The Remake trilogy is going to be at least 120+ hours. You can’t seriously say there isn’t mostly fluff

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fluff
      expand

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ayo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her boobs look unrealistic. Way too big.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So does Ganker just hate everything or are a lot of you just contrarian tween titty babies that won't be happy with anything?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only hate nomuraslop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have been shitting on the remake for years so it got to be bad man it has to

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah anon, it's just a noticeable pattern of a bunch of neets screeching into the wind.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ign review says the ending is very bad

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone thinks the ending is ass. I can't wait for the threads in 2 weeks.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >And I jizzed in my pants

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a pervert!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is Cloud Natty?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's on a Mako off-cycle

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry won.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ten out of ten review.
    https://wccftech.com/review/final-fantasy-vii-rebirth/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So are Wutai and Shinra going to go to war in part 3 while meteor is right there? Sounds stupid

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Welcome to Nojima and Nomura's amazing writing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wutai is involved in WEAPON research, we'll probably go there to learn how to deal with them.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which sounds kinda stupid considering Shinra gets rid of two of them with Sister Ray

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pros
      >whispers are so back

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't hate on time jannies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino Yuffie content incoming

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is it possible to list cons and give a 10/10?

      • 3 months ago
        Annonymous

        because they get paid to make up the difference
        game journalist opinions are literally worthless

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do we still get a grenade if we fail

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get all these criticisms of "open world bloat" but something like TOTK gets off Scott free? The frick? Either all open world's are trash. Or none of them are, due to bloat.

    Unless we start counting shit like Outer wilds and Death Stranding as "open world"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most reviewers are contraian about this.
      >REMAKE WAS CORRIDORS THERE WAS NO EXPLORATION
      Now
      >WTF WHY IS THERE A BIG WORLD TO EXPLORE I WANT CORRIDORS
      It is just something i have noticed they do.
      Xenoblade gets away with having a mmo world with 0 reason to do any side content.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always hated the "reviewers are bad!" meme. But I guess they really are, just this bad huh. The thing is. I literally shouldnt be treating this as a revelation, because I'm Uber critical of like 90% of game reviews on YouTube, so the logical extension to reviewers in general being cringe, isn't that far fetched.

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tankceratops confirmed

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe tifas tiddies saved square enix again

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nomura Won again

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is shit but he get 94
    How do we call this again
    Paid review

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth is as good as Chrono Trigger.

    >It makes sense to mention “Chrono Trigger” and “Final Fantasy VII Rebirth” in the same sentence. “Chrono Trigger” was created at the tail end of the 2D era of video games, the culmination of almost two decades’ worth of knowledge and expertise of the medium. “Rebirth” is now a similar achievement for this century. It’s rewarding to finally see the gameplay depth of classic RPGs married to the soulful characters that the Final Fantasy franchise has pioneered not just in games but in film. Nothing can wreck your life like a Final Fantasy game because there’s nothing quite like a Final Fantasy story. This is the greatest one, presented in the best way possible.

    https://archive.md/sPKLR

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not just in games but in film
      are journos really pretending Advent Children is good now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Standards have never been lower.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the cancer gave him brain damage

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Microsoft cheque just cleared

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this guy over exaggerates all the time

      Like he said ff16 is a must play title and SE used his quote in their accolades pic

      but then he said ff16 story was shit and that he agreed with shillup that ff16 is a regression from ff7r/ff15

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aerithsisters...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      censorship gays sure have been quiet lately

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    YoshiP lost again! He will never lead a mainline FF game ever again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FFXVI literally has the same metascore as Remake, why do you bring it up?

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sephiroth wants Zack now?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zack did indeed ruin the game
      Color me surprised.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like the thing is that zack's world is a tool for sephiroth, so he is just there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that reads like a postitive, the less zacktard the better

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    89 or 87. ff16 will sells more copies.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I finally play 7?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OG? Yes. It holds up, no mods.

      this is the same mother fricker that gave ff16 a 7/10.

      If Rebirth has parts as bad as the Mid ship fetch shit, or the trader pass, its DOA for me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks. Emu or PC version?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          PC version fixed the fricked up music, so that version is fine now

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ta

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ff16 got hit by the "no Black folk" tax and got sent to 87 in metacritic.

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth is so good that Part 3 probably won't top it.
    https://www.theouterhaven.net/final-fantasy-vii-rebirth-review-the-pinnacle-of-a-journey/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every review complains about the endgame
      Oh boy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The late game segment doesn't sound so good...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does something not stick the landing but still get a perfect score?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The troony mindset

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My jizz belongs on those teeth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is my wife
      My very cute wife

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Partial Costa Del Sol costume reveal

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It says in general that the ending is controversial and many people took it personal, not that it is a bad ending.
    In other words, it all depends on how part 3 ties up everything.
    As they say "if you want to make omelette, you have to break some eggs"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because Cloud dies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jap's can't do endings.
      ITS OVER!

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This longtime FF and OG fan couldn't get enough of Rebirth.
    https://www.cgmagonline.com/review/game/final-fantasy-vii-rebirth-review/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shit story in a final fantasy, in a remake of a story that’s already been told perfectly
      >10/10
      lol what?

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >according to reviews zack is barely in the game
    what was the point of it all
    why is he on the cover

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For the DLC episode

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      namine is on the cover of kh3 and has literally i shit you not only 16 seconds of screentime during the ending montage scene

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, but KH3's cover has all the good guys.
        If Riku was missing but Namine was there, now that'd be weird

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My homie looking fresh

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >emo classic
    What a fricking homosexual. kek.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same homosexual that gave FF16 3 Stars out of 5

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it isn't.
        https://www.eurogamer.net/final-fantasy-7-rebirth-review

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a reasonable rating, at the Iron Kingsom part and so far 80% of the game has been either cutscenes or walking to cutscenes and the great combat has been deteriorating which each new set lf abilities because Clive can literally one shot every basic group of enemies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s likely a product of the compilation.

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore the side quests.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Padding is a concept I only see when people talk about FF7R. In other games this shit is just called content, lol.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Padding is a concept I only see when people talk about FF7R
        You are fricking moronic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they said the same thing about XVI

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elden ring was truly atrocious on it and it won goty.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          tell me what good game came out in 2021?

          • 3 months ago
            Annonymous

            hitman 3

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            My point Is that elden ring while a good game, it's extremely padded and yet nobody seems to care or mine except people in here
            I'm one of the few that considers it a chore to replay it, i know because I've tried it like 5 times already

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're equating slowly pushing a giant brick around while sephiroth walks into walls, with recycling some enemies

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Elden Ring isn’t a remake that is more than 4x longer than the original. That’s why this complaint comes up a lot more for Remake and Rebirth

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Forza Horizon 5

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares? Goty means nothing and never has.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >recycling a boss enemy is the same as forcing the player to slowly crawl towards a cutscene that only progresses when you are crawling
          ok

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        name 3 other remakes that removed an entire mansion and added liner wall-climbing and vacuuming segments.
        Go ahead. I'll wait. I promise to call it padding for all the examples you provide.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FF7's world is so well realized
      >Bad environmental textures
      >Some truly crap side quests
      A well realized world looks good and has cool things to do in it. This guy's true rating should be 7/10 if he wasn't coping

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is it with square enix and their garbage side quests design lol

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many times does this have to be explained to people. 10 does not mean it has no flaws. No game exists that has no flaws

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game has obvious flaws in design that should stop it from being considered a 10

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like what. What you think of the story and it's ghosts. And the side quests are entirely subjective

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like its Tifa's turn to get alittle 'hand relief'

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully she does foot relief too

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We already have our GOTY.
    https://www.siliconera.com/review-final-fantasy-vii-rebirth-feels-like-2024s-goty/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's ignoring Dragon's dogma

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Three party members will sing the Final Fantasy victory fanfare after winning a battle.
      Prompto won.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its crazy how I've seen no one actually hate Queen's Blood. Based on the little bit we've seen, it looks kinda boring but maybe it has depth or side quests attached

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i've seen one review describe it as MTG meets stratego

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hope they put it in ff14

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OMG WHAT? A PARTY MEMBER SINGING THE VICTORY THEME?!?!?!? NO WAY ITS NOT LIKE THE PAST 4 FF GAMES DID THAT ALREADY OMGGGGGG

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prompto does it once in FFXV and Barret a few times in FF7R... what are the other two ?

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So everyone of the reviwers are like "it was shit, but hey its a open world slug with a black person!!! also frick ff16!!" moronic devs

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ff16 btfo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >As good as Triple Triad
      That's a high fricking bar

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    red 13 is kinda…..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DUDE I WANT A DOG DRINKING BUDDY
      Truly he is the best boy

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So it seems the lowest score so far is an 8. Must mean the game is pretty good.

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so it's same situation as part 1
    give it 1.5 years and it'll be an 8/10 at best

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with that?

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a horrible menu screen. Remake's was perfect, why change it?

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    APLOGIZE TO FF16.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      for what? killing ff?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no. That game was one of the biggest disappointments I've ever played, even moreso than XV.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry you didn't manage to finish off this dying IP... you will remain a gaping axe wound on this IP's body forever tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...why ? It was an okay game but an extremely bad Final Fantasy game. Im not apologizing for shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry I didn't shit hard enough, as this turd of a game deserved.

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go here, kill this monster-type side quests
    >"Boring, padding, filler"

    >Mini-games with unique content, controls, etc
    >"Too many mini-games, takes the focus away from the combat

    What the frick do these people even want?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They want more story sidequests than boring filler.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do *different people want?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They wanted 16 to have black people in it

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOTY material right here.
    https://www.dexerto.com/final-fantasy/final-fantasy-7-rebirth-review-2531964/

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot wait for people to play this game for two hours and then repeat the same criticism they used when Remake came out, just to be called nitpicking

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All reviews say game is shit
    Barry won
    Tabata won

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't see pics as my moron tier phone isp blocks Ganker as porn

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    aerithbros we’re so back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first thing in my mind when I see this picture is Kairi's theme for some reason.

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mixed/negative reviews are currently hidden

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop embarrassing yourself. a TBD or no score reduces this percentage. (which there are three of)
      moron tourist

  133. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one is a two-parter.
    https://primagames.com/reviews/final-fantasy-vii-rebirth-review-the-best-video-game-ever-made

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can already tell from the danger hair she's an Aerithgay and will give the ending a bad review.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's over for all other video games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"The best gaym evar!!!1"
      >First sentence admits they don't play games at all

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Best Video Game Ever Made
      >remake of a third of a 20+yr old game
      Reviewers are such clowns.

  134. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The best and most highly rated Final Fantasy in over 15+ years is a remake/pseudo sequel of a 20+ year old game

    Grim look for the franchise but also BASED since FF7 is kino.

  135. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does sound from all the reviews that it'll be best to stick to the graphics mode on this one

  136. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is with the porn tier adverts on Ganker lately? I'm getting an ad for some 18 year old girls in your area tier shit on this page

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he sees ads
      Most moronic phoneposter

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm at work you homosexual. It's the middle of the day

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >on an adult website on his work computer

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If this is an adult website why is posting nude scenes from TV shows and movies banned on TV but Reddit allows it?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >TV

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              unironically advertisers

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why the frick are adverts showing me semi naked women ads so?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why would you know what reddit allows?

  137. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people so obsessed with game of the year?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      same reason people cheer for their favorite spors team to win

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But it's a product

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes but it triggers the same mentality in people, it's tribalistic

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why aren't people beyond this? It's childishness I expect from YouTube comments

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So low IQ?

  138. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF16 started at 90 before bombing to whatever mid 80 its probably at now.
    I will patiently wait for this score settle at 89 before shitposting review scores.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has too many reviews to drop right now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's all the reviews, it's usually 115.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      87

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      At 114 it might tick up or down a point, but its too late for it to drop below the 90's.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically will give it a 5

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Doomsissies hopes relying on jim fricking sterling

          Grim. Like actually grim. FF is so fricking back.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Steph is usually right though

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Steph
              Imagine using this deluded homosexual's made up name. I hope he 41% himself soon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          daaaaaaaaaamn this frick doesn't know how to use makeup at all

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We'll see after the other 24 reviewers come in

  139. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they fix any of these?
    >Combat being too easy
    >Cringe story characters dialogue voice acting
    >Sephorith being nothing but fujobait
    >Linear slow walking segments

  140. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I'm convinced. I have to play this game.
    https://metro.co.uk/2024/02/22/final-fantasy-7-rebirth-review-remade-remodelled-reborn-20323101/?ico=mosaic_tag

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >best combat in the series is mash-powered ATB
      Grim.

  141. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshitpiss forgot to make his game fun. Clive was alright to play as, but he forgot to make interesting and unique enemies and interesting and unique levels to play around with.

  142. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like every second game released these days is the best game of all time.

  143. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I hope this game stays above 90 to affirm my purchase bros

  144. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought reviews didn't matter....please explain why these reviews have so much credence?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought reviews didn't matter
      Only for non fotm gamers

  145. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    APOLOGISE!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry.
      You won.

  146. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cringing at all these fedora-tippers hating on a genuinely soulful game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >genuinely soulful game
      Its a massive cashgrab that's carried by 7's popularity. If this were an original IP it would not be as well-received.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the hell isn’t a cashgrab to you people?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A game that I like

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Original IPs? New entries?

          Prior to 7R being announced, everyone would refer to the notion as SE's 'break glass in case of emergency' moment, because it was guaranteed money. Here we are years later, and that assessment was spot-on.

  147. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the problem is this game isn't gonna draw in any people who haven't already dragged themselves through the first game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good, you don't start the fast and furious films with the 9th one do you? Start at the begining and pay your dues.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh sure it will

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that its open world is gonna draw people in, as well as it being a game that scored above 90 on metacritic. Look how much Elden Ring blew the frick up with these same qualities.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >as well as it being a game that scored above 90 on metacritic.
        we'll see about that one

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its over anon. Unless there are 30+ reviewers late to the party who all score it a 1/10 its staying in the 90's range.

  148. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fine Ganker I'll check the series out.

    PC FFVII, Remake then Rebirth?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're going to want to check Crisis Core, Advent Children and the On The Way to a Smile novella as well
      it's all relevant

  149. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    square added Black folk to appease the ethics department. knock off 5 points for Black person bonus to get the real score.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obsessed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barret is an honorary white, like Sazh and Kiros.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      16 got nerfed so hard because they didn't have any nogs so it's score is honestly more around 90-91

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminder f16 got 8 truly bad reviews because of lack of black people. so ff16 is more closer to 90-92.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF16 was a terrible game, it got a ten point bonus on Metacritic for being a woke game because it was the first Final Fantasy to openly push the LGBT agenda, and it was also the first FF to openly hate its heterosexual male players. So, ff16 is closer to 75-77.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >adds Black folk
      >Sephiroth kills all of them in Nibelheim

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's always a silver lining, you just need to look for it.

  150. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  151. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how come ff16 can have like 2 cons on their cons list yet ff7 rebirth has like 3-6 and still get like 9/10 ? it is hilarious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how come ff16 can have like 2 cons on their cons list yet ff7 rebirth has like 3-6 and still get like 9/10 ?
      It's a certified snoysirxas game +2 rating

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        With that logic 16 should be scored as high too, since it's also a "snoyixas" game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >16 should be scored as high too
          No it has a toxic male lead sorry

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those 2 cons, being "frick my pacing up" and "boring ass world to explore" are huge

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because those two cons are the only thing ff16 has and it failed

  152. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOMURA WON. HE FRICKING WON.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Final Fantasy VII Remake expands on the Midgar story arc significantly. When developing the game, how did you decide on the parts that you wanted to expand?
      >Kitase: I personally envisioned quite a dramatic change overall, but our director; Tetsuya Nomura and co-director; Naoki Hamaguchi, wanted to keep the beloved aspects in the original as much as possible. Eventually the development team decided to focus on respecting the original while adding in new elements, ensuring a delicate balance between the two.

      >Nomura: I sometimes watch videos where people are analyzing or reacting to things I have worked on and see the word “Nomuraism” associated with lines or concepts I didn't even write
      >Nomura: I see things like “this feels very Nomura to me” being said, and I think to myself “but that literally was not me…” (laughs)

      Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth
      Director: Naoki Hamaguchi
      Producer: Yoshinori Kitase
      Writer: Kazushige Nojima

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nomura is the HEART and SOVL of Final Fantasy franchise

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's just parroting what his boss Kitase said.

  153. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Below the post has this kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        all according to plan

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >brazil and thai
        Double subhuman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a CHAD, he's a worthy Nomura's successor

  154. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does it end? I saw that Aeris and Cloud both die?

  155. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUT CAN SOMEONE LEAK THE ENDING PROPERLY

  156. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Chadley made a femversion of himself to plap at night

    10/10 game

  157. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loved XVI. Loved Remake. Eagerly awaiting Rebirth. Simple as.

    Fricking kneel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fanboy drones belong in Reddit and their containment troony MMO.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, not a fanboy, just a god gamer with actual refined taste.

        I'll happily admit XV sucked donkey dick. Killed the fricking series for a bit there, sad!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >im a homosexual who doesn't like Final Fantasy but does like shitty GOT clones with anime self inserts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based final fantasy enjoyer. What’s your favorite one in general?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        VIII. That whole game is just a fantastic ride from beginning to end. It's so fricking crazy I cant help but respect it immensely.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You never played past disc 1 if that’s your opinion. Disc 2 is arguably one of the worst segments in any PS1 FF game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're a gay who should kill himself if that's your opinion

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              calm down stellasissy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >escaping desert prison
            >Missile base
            >garden attack
            >Fisherman horizon
            >the entire balamb vs galbadia garden battle

            you fricking high? disc 2 is kino.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Escaping the prison? You mean going through the same room over and over again?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never played that one because I heard the spell stat thing they did was implemented badly, but I might give it a shot if you recommend it so highly

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean it's not the best, but if you know what you're doing you can absolutely break the game, but in my view it makes every random battle fun since monsters always drop parts that you can refine into magic.

            That would be my only tip, dont listen to the dumbfricks that complain about drawing magic too much, just set your GF's to learn refining magic from items first. It will click for you after that, promise.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based final fantasy enjoyer. What’s your favorite one in general?

      All me btw.

  158. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kneel.

  159. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the full shirrako playthrough on youtube?
    We got the scores, spoil everything ffs.

  160. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flat is Justice

  161. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nomura ABSOLUTELY DABBING on YOSHITPISS and his trannies AHAHAHAHAHA

    LETS FRICKING GO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and his trannies
      Do you really hate Cloud that much?

  162. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread about rebirth
    >schizos start shitflinging about XVI
    When will I be able to talk about rebirth without all the shitposting? It’s been a year and I can’t even talk about XVI yet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering almot all threads quickly dissolve into shippers spazzing out I fear it'll be a while

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The shippers in ff7 remind me of shippers in neon genesis. At the end of the game there’s only one option left, why are there arguments?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nooo d-don't criticize ff16
      AHAHAHAHAHA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You won Barry. Remember that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did he win if the game is getting good reviews? He hates every FF that overshadows 15

  163. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For real though why is everybody from Midgar in Junon?

  164. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    still not buying until the game is complete

  165. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was expecting
      >banned (permanent): sexism

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Era loves it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ban incoming

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tifa leaning forward to show off the goods
      BEST. WIFE. EVER.

  166. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Wife!

  167. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There's two different swimsuits for each character, and there's 'matches', so having Cloud & Tifa have the same 'taste' in swimwear gives a bonus to their affection points towards each other, etc.

  168. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mentally ill ClotiBlack folk back at it again

    • 3 months ago
      Leaker

      I literally just got to this scence. Aerith tells Tifa that she wants to talk to business. Tifa says what kind of business, Aerith says “boy business”

      And then Cloud and company walk in on them. Tifa tells Aerith that they’ll save the talk for later

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you stalking twitter for ship posts?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        To have a laugh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally just got to this scence. Aerith tells Tifa that she wants to talk to business. Tifa says what kind of business, Aerith says “boy business”

      And then Cloud and company walk in on them. Tifa tells Aerith that they’ll save the talk for later

      Which one is real now?

      • 3 months ago
        Leaker

        I have had the game for a few days now I can just show you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post pic of the scene, then I will believe in you

          • 3 months ago
            Leaker
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh my fricking god

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looking buff Aerith

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              gigachad aerith

            • 3 months ago
              Leaker
              • 3 months ago
                Leaker
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                prostitute

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                CURSED IMAGE

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                BOYS.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >GIGACHAD AERITH VS THE VIRGIN TIFA

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So it's Aerith who wants to talk about boy business with Tifa and not the other way around?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Talking about getting laid or talking about Cloud being schizo?

                It's probably the tie in with the book, where Tifa and Aerith talk about their past to each other.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Talking about getting laid or talking about Cloud being schizo?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why aerith is horny in the middle of a mission?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              DAYUM
              Aerith been hitting the GYM

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              why is aerith so jacked now

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >OUTTA MY WAY, WHISPER FRICKING SHITS

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't they both basically say the same?

  169. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF won. Ganker lost/.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >drop
      It got 114 reviews, how many reviews can it have, 150?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes about there

  170. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy Allies gave it a 9.5!

  171. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was the blurry performance mode fixed?

  172. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shill reviews
    remember me?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cyberpunk was fine I just didn't like the story. I couldn't give a shit about the bugs I played 1000 hours of Fallout and Skyrim. I hated the Cyber aids story and how it railroaded you instead of freeing you with the Origin system.

  173. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Over 10 million sales, maybe?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Delusional. FF does not have normie appeal

  174. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting, still skipping out based on the demo until at least the PC version. The first one had good combat and awful literally everything else

  175. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMFAO

    • 3 months ago
      Leaker

      This scene is fricking hilarious you randomly come across Rude in a bald only bar and they kick you out for not being bald. They even have a fricking song about being bald playing on the radio in the background

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow that's super funny anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just realized Rude is just bald Dennis Rodman.

  176. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  177. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy allies review has the new jenova battle theme, has some tribal singing in it? Sounds good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good catch, sounds great from the little you can make out

  178. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  179. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  180. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOJO BABES ARE IN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why he is such a chad?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAAAAAOOO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that another Tifa behind him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This man has cuck Vincent
      fathered Sephiroth
      and now gets to frick Beach babes for free.
      HE CAN'T LOSE!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is now my favorite character

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chad Hojo vs Virjin Vincent

  181. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RESETERA
      That user got banned huh?

  182. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please god give us scarlet in a swimsuit

    PLEASE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No swimsuit can hold her

  183. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Btw rebirth's cover in the soundtrack has a red materia, because Cloud corrupts holy at the end of rebirth

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