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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Impregnation sexo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zack fricked this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not Aerith you fricking moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong with her ears

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      These siblings remind me of that one doujin where a pair of farmer siblings were fricking around in side the barn and it was implied that the mother was aware of what they're doing and stared daggers at the sister while on the dinner table.
      I completely forgot the title.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the flat femanon still here?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they add multiverse shit?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because people were crying about time jannies. People will stomach multiverse over retconning the original game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does it need a multiverse if it's a remake?
        They literally called it "Remake," now it's a multiverse?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They should’ve went all in like rebuild of eva as a sequel. The ending of Remake doesn’t even make sense anymore. Aerith was probably supposed to be saved in this game with Cloud remembering the 7 seconds segment and being ready for the Aerith scene

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          SE staff either baited us old gamers or they were getting cold feet later.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How about neither? How about a fricking remake?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You do realize there were already two timelines in Remake? Thus Zack being alive and a different Stamp dog? Everything in the Compilation has been garbage for over two decades, don't even dare try to turn this into a 'Remake vs Rebirth' argument you fricking imbecile.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      can we stop calling it a remake now?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean “add”? We’ve known this for 4 years. Did you not play remake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Nomura slop, he did the same shit to KH

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nomura is literally not at all responsible for this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nomura is literally not at all responsible for this
          Then why does every nomura lead game inevitably lead to this. What a strange coinkidink.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What other projects he lead that aren't KH games?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nojima and Kitase are involved with 100% of Nomura's games.
            I think Nomura's a colossal homosexual but it's time to stop treating him as a lightning rod when the entire fricking trio is rotten and has been ever since Sakaguchi packed his bags.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Nojima and Kitase are involved with 100% of Nomura's games.
              >I think Nomura's a colossal homosexual but it's time to stop treating him as a lightning rod when the entire fricking trio is rotten and has been ever since Sakaguchi packed his bags.
              True, however Nomura attaches himself to both of those homosexuals everytime and doesn't do anything about it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This

              >Nomura only has a creative role in this game, didn't even worked on most of the designs this time around
              >The original FF7 staff is working on it plus a new talented director is leading the project
              >Somehow people keep blaming only Nomura for all this shit

              Is like people can't accept that most of the guys at SE are as autistic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FFXIV reference

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's real
      wtf I thought you guys were just memeing about the multiverse shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japan has always followed behind the US in culture and fashion. They are like on a 10 year lag though, so while average normalgay in the US is now outgrowing multiverse shit, Japs think it's the hottest new trend.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nips did multiverse shit way before burgers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why the game is full of ESG blacks and gays too

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          but but but one homie be givin cloud a sammich!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            PS3-ass sandwich

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            FFXV may have been shit but at least the food looked leagues better than whatever the frick this is

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stillbirth setting new lows.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              say what you will about ff15 but the food looked like food

              I can't believe Barry fricking won

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                FUUUUUUUUUCK

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I kneel.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >vtumor

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                WOW lmfao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                OK BARRY OK BARRY STUMN:LED ACLOSS ITE OK BNARRY OKA BARTYY BARREE BARREE BARRE BARREET BAREET BARERET BARERETRER NOOOOOoOOoOOOoOO

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is my favorite picture now. After alllllllll that shilling and scapegoating.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Me in the back

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            say what you will about ff15 but the food looked like food

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
            >JUST
            >DO IT!
            >JUST
            >DOOOOOOO IIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Japan has always followed behind the US in culture and fashion

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >adding multiverse shit to FF7 when chrono cross is right there
      I know that nomura is terminally 15 years old but really.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. You either die young with good memories of the past, or live long enough to see all the franchises you love crumble to dust in the face of the invincible might of time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >add
      the implication was always there because of lifestream's very existence.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the implication was always there because of lifestream's very existence.
        This ought to be good. By which I mean, explain what you mean like you would to a 9-year-old.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The lifestream carries information through time, both future and past. That alone leads to multiverse (as traveling into the past already does under most interpretations to avoid the most basic paradoxes.)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If the lifestream can facilitate time ravel and infinitely branching worlds, why was there ever a concern of the planet running out of mako?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well shit I guess the party can all go home now. Except the dead one, of course.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              the two are not mutually exclusive

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just poof some more into existence from another time/world, it's no big deal. There's an infinite amount out there.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >time, both future and past
            Post sources from the original game on the lifestream's ability to do this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nomura. You can literally smell his dirty hands on everything he touches.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this man really lives in your heads rent free huh. I guess he will continue for the next 50 years

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminds me of that interview from a while ago, is like they see him in everything he barely touches nowadays.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everything he creates devolves to convoluted garbage for emos and ironic homosexuals. He is the main scenario writter in KH since KH2.
            His attempt to move goalposts means nothing.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Everything he creates devolves to convoluted garbage for emos and ironic homosexuals.
              To be fair, he isn't the only one at Square-Enix doing it.
              Also the point was that people associate him too much to projects that he had barely any involvement with, even they commented a couple of times on that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dialog is Toriyamas

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dialog is not the problem.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is one of its many problems as proven by these threads

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they want to make kingdom shits again but without Disney

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >multiversal time travel
      Holy frick end me.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actually play the game
    >it's super fun
    >the positive parts are extremely good
    >the negatives seen posted are literally all there is and mostly taken out of context and blown WAY out of proportion
    >easily an 8/10 minimum so far
    Glad I never listen to Ganker who thinks every game is a 2/10.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tick tock, shill-san
      You lost

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >y-you lost

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      well, the start is indeed a slog. And the ending is trash

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >flashback is a bit meh
        >ending sucks
        >literally everything in-between is pure ludo
        You only need to get to Kalm

        they even retconned the fricking CPR kid
        >no, cloud cant give CPR to them now!
        >cid
        >vincent
        >not playable

        It now involves Yuffie so it's an improvement.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sales are that bad huh, shill-kun

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            See

            >y-you lost

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What are your predictions for sales, hmm?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing less than 55 million sales. More than even own a ps5.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It sold less than XVI in Japan, which in turn sold less than half compared to Remake
              So 1.5 millions, tops

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he ties his enjoyment of games to how well they sell
            Spoken like a true NPC.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go back to Black personheim

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

                He'll go into shill overdrive now stop it

                Read the reply chain and maybe you'll realize your hilarious lack of self awareness.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He'll go into shill overdrive now stop it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>he ties his enjoyment of games to how well they sell

              That's like 90% of nu/v/.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they even retconned the fricking CPR kid
      >no, cloud cant give CPR to them now!
      >cid
      >vincent
      >not playable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone look, this is what a paid shill looks like.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like some homosexual redditor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Least subtle paid shill or goislop consooooooomer NPC. YIKED

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Cloud still give her CPR or were the leaks true & this time it's tifa or yuffie that does it instead,

      what about the infamous slap between scarlet does it still pack a punch compared the the OG?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what about the infamous slap between scarlet does it still pack a punch compared the the OG?
        We're like 3 games away from that, my guy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no wutai

          >no rocket town

          >2 party members STILL MIA

          What the ****** was square doing all this time.........at this rate half of it's fans will be long dead from old age stress or

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no rocket town
            Wait, what? How? Where do you meet Cid then?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Saving it for part 3 apparently.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No no, Vincent and Cid are there. They just aren't in the party, they stand back and commentate like Jojo characters.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that guy but Cloud does CPR on Yuffie instead. He doesn't give her mouth to mouth tho because those geniuses at Square Enix think that him saving her life technically counts as a kiss and therefore gives Yuffie an unfair amount of romantic content with Cloud compared to Tifa and Aerith. He just tries to give her chest compressions instead but then she wakes up and immediately thinks he's trying to molest her and calls him a creep

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is Yuffie so superior?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get yuffiegays is it her "personality"?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              An annoying brat? Yes, yes, very much so.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's every asian girl until you break them in

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yuffie is very attractive you imbecile. Way more than Aerith. Impregnate brain cells activate on a straight man when we see Yuffie.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                she acts like and is an annoying child. how is that attractive? I'd say she needs more time to mature

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up Cid, go be a cuck somewhere else

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >attractive
                >undeveloped boobs and butt
                >acting immaturely

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >undeveloped boobs
                She's a c cup at the very least

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                according to that other anon she wouldn't even register on the cup scale

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well that other anon is a blind idiot

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have a thing for energetic brat type girls yes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Somone post that webm of her catching feelings in real time.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Adorable spunky genki girl personality
            >Sexy slim flexible teen body
            >Heart of the group with great interactions with everyone
            >Confidant Giga Stacy who takes and achieves what she wants
            >Acts like a tsun towards Cloud because she's falling in love with him
            Yuffie is simply the best

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So cute.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wonder how they are going to handle her betraying the group when they get to Wutai in FF7 REFLUX.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably just going to retcon the whole betrayal plot point.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                she probably won't deliberately betray the party this time

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >TIMEGHOSTS FORCES HER TO STEAL YOUR MATERIA AND THREATENS TO LITERALLY RAPE WUTAI IF SHE DOESNT

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >She has the belt now

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just like every other Japanese visual novel, all the ladies lust over the main character. Japanese games, man.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ships Cloud and Tifa during gondola ride
              >Keeps talking about how she's always wanted to be fricked by Zack from the second she saw him
              NTR game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She only brings up Tifa and Zack because she wants to break the ice after realizing that she's developing feelings for Cloud. She starts that conversation after looking at Cloud and realizing that her heart is beating faster and faster. She kisses him after it and acts all tsun about it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              they did a great job with yuffie

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you believe that there are people that actually, seriously, unironically hate her?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't like her much in the OG but she's the funniest and cutest character in the remake

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was my favourite in the original. Now she's awful.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yuffie is very attractive you imbecile. Way more than Aerith. Impregnate brain cells activate on a straight man when we see Yuffie.

              >flat b***h
              >MATERIA MATERIA MATERIA MATERIA MATERIA MATERIA YOU SUCK MATERIA MATERIA MATERIA MATERIA
              >omg I need to impregnate that
              Pedos are moronic.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yuffiebros won so hard it's not even funny. They will win even more in part 3 when the Wutai arc comes. Maybe even Elenabros will get some during that arc and later if Tifa actually dies

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They will win even more in part 3 when the Wutai arc comes
                unless the ever crisis guy takes over her arc lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn brat

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                she does look like she has down syndrome now wtf

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                she's asian

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                she looks like she actually has down syndrome. she's asian doesn't explain that away

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yuffiebros won so hard it's not even funny
                I will never forgive them the shorts. Fricking blasphemy.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >safe and effect-ACK!!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have blonde hair I'm literally cloud, except I'm a dysgenic slavic trailer park looking junkie :/

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Any tattoos?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone needs to get the gold saucer music posted

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need Gilgamesh fight ost

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Other worlds? That's nuts!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ngl I'd love it if Seph tried to pull that shit in KH2 where he tries to one shot you before the battle startup even finished again.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Vinny fighting the midgardsormr
    Even though the ending sucks, the music and the fights is just too kino bros. The ending won’t really matter other than /here/ and some autists on ff7 subreddits. It’ll still be touted as one of the greatest rpgs of all time. The third one might flop though if it goes full kh from the beginning. The first two games were saved because it was only at the very end where the games goes to shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, Pedosauce enjoyer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when the drums kick in phase 2
      shit was kino, but yea that ending was so fricking shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF16 had better setpiece fights and it failed to get any traction. This isn't any different.
      In fact, it's worse, because it fricks up an established world.
      Still can't wrap my head around the comical hubris of believing you can somehow improve your highest-selling title by turning it into a completely different game, when your existing expanded universe efforts barely scraped past the sales numbers of the mediocre mainline entries.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you so desperate to get people to like it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >posting midgardsormr as an example of "kino"
      It shits all over one of the most badass imposing moments from the original game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is he ok?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >slurp slurp slurp
      How much money have you lost? Are you okay anon? Do you need help? Giving all your money to fake friends isn't healthy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another literally troony,consooomer NPC,or paid shill

      FF16 had better setpiece fights and it failed to get any traction. This isn't any different.
      In fact, it's worse, because it fricks up an established world.
      Still can't wrap my head around the comical hubris of believing you can somehow improve your highest-selling title by turning it into a completely different game, when your existing expanded universe efforts barely scraped past the sales numbers of the mediocre mainline entries.

      This. They SO want an “FF7 expanded universe”. When Ivalice to myself and many is their best fantasy world that they have created as a company. Yet it’s only been used a handful of times. And no I’m not counting the isekai advance games.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ZA WARUDO

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is she saying here?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lets tongue frick each other TIfa!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please feel me plap booty.

      >Mm.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We can both blow him

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >talks over every new monster encounter
    Yikes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      MAI, Priscilla and this other girl please Lazy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shes cute. Wish they didnt implement her in such a stupid way.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she
        i literally thought that was just chudley with twintails

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s Mia

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can assign her monologues to the Dual Sense speakers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it possible for them to create a single new character that isn't fricking cringe?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please patch a mute button, sqex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pokedex? seriously?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      MAI is cute. CUTE

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guess they never miss, huh

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gonna force my dick in her mouth to shut her up

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    here is your 2024 ff7 game. shoehorned woke shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're just mad because there's a Black person there

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t get it. Ff7 always had black characters in it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, barrett. that's it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then that means there’s more black characters in that universe. Are you going to say 2 white people had a black baby?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            why are they so forced in this game?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              How so?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                check out kalm/nibelheim in the original

                then look at this game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kalm and Nibelheim had like 5 npcs total. Now theres dozens. Theres more buildings too, are those forced? Theres a cardgame, is that forced?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >/pol/tard doesn't actually plays vidya, only spots bullshit trying desperately to fit
          Like clockwork. Play the original game, moron.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some of the large, strong, hard men that rape Cloud in the original game were black.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cloud Strife was raped in the sweltering hot summer of 1997

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              kwab

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cloud can easily overpower all of these men thanks to his mako infusion super strength
            >just lets them rape him

            but why?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do levels and items transfer over to the new game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean from Remake? They dont. You get some bonus items for having a save but you dont keep anything from that game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's ultra moronic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You start at around 20 or so which is where most people would be when they finished Remake.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What, you think these games in a trilogy are connected in any way?? Ridiculous!

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why couldn't they just do a 1:1 remake like RE4

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because Nomura couldnt hold from "giving his spin". Translation:giving the shit KH treatment

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either that or just go full moron with it. This half assed approach works for no one.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To those that have the game, does it suffer from padding like Remake did?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ubisoft towers in MY Final Fantasy
        Grim.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          CONTENT

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        remember 30 years ago when you just traversed the open world on a map?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          HOW THE FRICK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE ALL THE CAWNTENT IS

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          With nothing on it between major locations?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            nothing? there was lots to find on your own. and then you got an airship (which part 2 doesnt have and 3 wont have cause they can't design an open world)

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >3 wont have cause they can't design an open world
              Just made me realize that none of these open world portions will be in part 3. There's not going to be any backtracking or long-form sidequests.
              If we get the Highwind it's literally just going to be another soulless hub area.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Between Midgar and Junon, the side with the two largest cities and thus resources has
              >kalm
              >a small ranch
              >abandoned mines
              >swamp
              >fort condor and a cave with some dude
              There is no real discovery in old school JRPGs. The map even shows major locations if you bring it up.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There is no real discovery in old school JRPGs
                moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Give an example of a major IP having discovery. At best it was talking to NPCs which give clues on how to find ultimate weapons or larger parts of sidequests like reviving Locke's gf in FF6

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Define discovery.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Finding Zidanes dumb ass ultimate weapon in FF9. I am not sure if anything from an NPC even hints at its location.

                The only good "discovery" you people are implying that existed was in your face that gave you soiface that you solved the basic puzzle to open the safe in the shinra mansion. That literally everyone did.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Golden Sun 2 is pure adventure ludo.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think people are underestimating how much ground you cover compared to the og where it was effectively a 30 seconds walk inbetween towns with a few random encounters.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does this fricker ever find out lucretia cave or KOTR materia?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're replying to an actual marketer.
                There's not actual discussion, it's just bad faith misdirection.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >find
                The KOTR island is on the map, and with the camera you will see the cave and its obvious you use the mandatory submarine part of the main storyline to find it. A cave somewhat close by underwater leads to it, wow. Breeding chocobos always sucked

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                KOTR island isn’t marked on the map anon. You have to fly around with highwind to discover or use a guide.
                You can win a golden chocobo through chocobo racing or betting (?)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The KOTR island is on the map
                It literally is not lmfao play the fricking games you talk about

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Play better old-school JRPGs.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There is no real discovery in old school JRPGs.
                moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the difference is that the original was a jrpg from the 90's where it doesn't take much time at all to traverse the overworld. rebirth is a remake that inflates playtime and stretches what was a thin game in comparison to a moronic amount. please understand

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's in between locations in FF7R? Unity marketplace houses where a black NPC asks you to kill 5 marlboros and then come back and he'll give you a phoenix down?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody misses that shit anon. I usually fly with highwind or ride a golden chocobo.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Any other open world game with ubisoft towers
        >Ugh forreal?
        >Nintendo does it
        >HOLY BASED LOOK AT LINK FLY THROUGH THE SKY BROS

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bringing up nintendo out of absolutely nowhere

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who are you quoting?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they really couldn't just have the player simply hold the analog forward. they just had to muck it up with control prompts everywhere ruining the weight of the scene with unnecessary distraction

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Main story seems fine, but the side stuff is as bad with some exceptions if you like Fort Condor/Clash of Clans and their new card game. I wouldn't mind the stories/quests but man they are fricking boring just like Remake. I don't care about helping children in the slums, nor fixing a guys carriage.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not too far in yet but main game pacing is better so far. Optional content can drag out probably but that’ll be your own choice. The fast travel is nice at least.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wutai rape arc in part 3?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the rapist just DJs a nonsensical scene.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    reddit fantasy 7: redditbirth

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't he have been like 10 years old when he started working with shinra if ifalna was alive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was cid from a different multiverse, chud

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every time Cid hits Shera the dog gets another star on his hat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She died when Aerith was 7m, so he'd have been 17 when Ifalna died.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So either he fricked her corpse or she had sex with an underaged Cid.
        /ss/ bros we're back in business

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, Barret is not the only Black person in the og
    But this is an infestation

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    alternate timeline zack and aerith are joining the party next game its so obvious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re just going to bait more people but it’ll basically be a 1:1 copy of the original until the last fight where it goes into Kingdom Hearts territory again and goes into AC territory since they confirmed it’ll be in the games canon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which timeline? We’re up to 4 now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think there's only one where Aerith actually lives

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        6*

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          4 confirmed with a stamp*
          But most likely there will be 7 in the end

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of shilling on Ganker
    We're literally 4 homosexuals in a row

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yuffie is a goblin

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss shiphomosexualry
    And if you can read me, I miss you too, Larry

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is now what jrpgs are

    bros... I miss the old days...

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what did we get out of the remakes?

    10 years for some time ghosts and fanservice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking Dementors ruinning everything

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so far I'm not finding the overworld that fun brahs. a lot of it just feels like busywork just like ff7r but worse cause even ff7r was more condensed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you don't get it you're just poor and underaged
      you're not ALLOWED to have a negative opinion about nomura/kitase/nojima/toriyama/hamaguchi's newest masterpiece

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i'm not really seeing how this game is a "masterpiece" like every influencer is saying other than "OMG IT HAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS!"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how could I have been misled by the people being payed to lie to me?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the hottest new girl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      MIA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      By new do you mean characters that were introduced in this game OR completely original characters in this game?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yuffie (if you’re not counting Intermission), otherwise Cissnei for the former. The latter is probably Mai, or that Shinra girl commander.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why does her outfit look like it came out of a Tales game though

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >all those belts
              Peak Nomura.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe Zack will give her ass a chance now that he’s been dumped.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, in the next game they're just gonna have her doing obligatory Before Crisis tie-in shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What did she do in Before Crisis, I never played that.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                In Before Crisis you could select from a number of player characters, she was one of them. Her appearance in Crisis Core stood in for the player's role since some of those scenes were the two games intersecting. The game's big epilogue is that the player Turks come out of hiding (why they aren't around during the original game) to be the ones responsible for evacuating Midgar during Meteorfall.
                >I never played that.
                Yeah, mainly because you can't lmao.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, so I just looked up the playable characters in BC, and saw that Cissnei (at least her design and class) is one of the choosable options. So the canon protagonist for BC is Cissnei?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Basically, but I think the conceit they went with is that the full team* operated as a collective and had a more active involvement with BC's plot than was depicted in game.

                *except the one who had his own separate story ("Legend")

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She'll fall for Cloud like the rest

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Will Zack fall for Cloud too? Please say yes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course, already wrapped arms around each other

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >As soon he died, she stopped working for the Turks
                >keeps her promise of taking care of his parents for him
                >Lives on his hometown, dedicates her time to protect it now
                >Meanwhile all Aerith did for him was just give him a shoulder to cry at some point and moves to the next cute boy she meets

                Zack really fell for the wrong girl, I guess they really want to push her as his ideal one I guess.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shipgays are dead like Aerith. All that is left is the misery from how bad this game is.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't Cid be like 9-10 if he knew Aerith's mom

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dog homies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a stamp
      >indicating which timeline you're in

      literally timestamps

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bravo kojima

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are these clip art?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Nomura himself designed the dog because it's an important character.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where are the first and the last one from

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, for frick's sake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was the dog mascot introduced in one of the compilation things? I remember people acting like it was this well known character in the original Remake threads.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. Remake.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how far does this one get?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It ends in the city

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How in the frick are you supposed to play Rebirth as your first Final Fantasy and have it make any sense whatsoever?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't ask questions just consume product

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cid was the only character who had no motivation whatsoever to join the crew until the Highwod rebels, and even the he'd only made sense as the pilot, not a companion, let alone a fricking temporal leader. Adding him some connections to the plot was absolutely needed in a good Remake... Which of course this trilogy isn't, but you get my point.
    Hell, have they changed why Rufus goes to Rocket City? He taking the boat in Juno when they have several airplanes in it, not to mention the Highwind itself (which only "needed some days to get ready", which not only is complete bullshit, but it'd still be FAR faster than crossing a fricking ocean in a cargo ship), and of course they must have several more planes all around the world (there is a fricking destroyed jet in Bone Village, ffs, they gave the technology mastered) was utterly moronic and literally incredible. Just like the fact Cid stopped working for them although he's the brightest engineer in the entire planet, an asset Shinra would NEVER let go.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know, I understand the writer's intention.
      Maybe they thought, "Hmm, what story could I give to Cid? Oh right, he's totally hitting on Aerith's mom!"

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post cute npcs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I notice no one talks about picrel. is she made out to be irrelevant in the grand scheme or even more in the background then before? she was my wife in the og so it kinda hurts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she loves tseng

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        not really

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sameface with Tifa, but otherwise got a Jessie style blow up where she has way more lines, personality and shows up alot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh that's cool! shame about the sameface

    • 3 months ago
      aceman
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait for part 3. she will want to frick cloud just like every other girl in the universe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elena is for Tseng’s penis only.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine their blonde babies

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats just tifa in a suit

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's ironically more like tifa than tifa herself

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's ironically more like tifa than tifa herself

            that's because Tifa is going to die in part 3 and they are setting up Elena as her replacement

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Would be kino if true.

            • 3 months ago
              aceman

              That's so dumb I actually believe it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              TIFA BLONDE BOBCUT! SEXO! SEXO!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was never relevant in the OG.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neither was anyone else.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't be mean she was too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She punched Cloud that one time.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he didn't dodge in his playthrough
          oh no

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >puts cloud to sleep in one shot
          why didn't she just heem sephiroth?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like Aya Brea

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        best nomura girl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's the epitome of a side character. She'll never drive the plot or narrative and is mostly there for some comedic relief or straight man banter. Not that you shouldn't like her or anything, just realize her place in the game is never going to be much of a focus.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does she look so much worse in this picture than in

        imagine their blonde babies

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Different games. One is Rebirth and the other is Ever Crisis.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          because her design and model in that pic

          imagine their blonde babies

          is from Ever Crisis where all the models are just a tiny bit more aesthetically closer to the og Nomura art tbh

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Looks better in Ever Crisis then. I think Tifa's face in particular looks uncannily off in Rebirth from the scenes posted on this board the past few days.

            • 3 months ago
              aceman
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Elena is CUTE (and useless in OG but that only added to her cuteness).

              • 3 months ago
                aceman

                At least she had the punch scene!

                Where's your soundpost?

                I don't usually make sound wembs

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where's your soundpost?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                webms don't play sound on this board, do they?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ever Crisis where all the models are just a tiny bit more aesthetically closer to the og Nomura art tbh
            Wish they used these designs for Remake tbh.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since when did tifa dye her hair and wear a suit?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turk fights were one of the highlights of the last game so I really want to experience the 3v3 fights now.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when square made great rpgs?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Xenogears
      >Great

      It's a mediocre game that falls apart in the second disc what with it being blatantly unfinished

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a better game than ff7, despite that

        at least, if you put more emphasis on narrative

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet still tells a better story than any ff

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Priscilla webm?

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cloud is just schizo and is hallucinating
    then how come red can feel aerith?
    >there are now two of them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's dead, again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aerith in Zack world is still alive just comatose.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's his wife

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon the ff7 multiverse is all but confirmed at this point

      Dog homies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red is a schizo too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're both in-tune with the Whisper nonsense. She and Red spoke about about them at the Junon Inn as well as him having knowledge about them because of part 1. I feel like you homosexuals either don't care to go back and remember or just want to feel included in these talks via osmosis.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s Aerith ghost. She’s not really dead dead even in the OG just her soul returns to LS.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A localizer

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the chocobo manager girl

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Cloud were to have a kid, would they have the Mako eyes?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are going to do some two worlds bullshit
    >in the other world the meteor hits
    >in the other world aerith is alive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking Marvel cancer. I'm done, this series is finished.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks it will only be two worlds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      so how does cloud ever win if sephiroth can just alter time/space to his will or say "no" to losing

      he's Giorno from Jojo now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aerith's force ghost will provide Cloud his own time janny powers to put him on even footing with Sephiroth

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Cloud can just say "yes."

        At least that's what it seems like. None of this shit makes any sense lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aerith in the OG and Zack is anomal factor in this game.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every reviewer on the planet endorses the game
    >a bunch of board pedos who don't play games don't
    what is your fricking problem chat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game journalists
      >a bunch of paid off morons
      why do people trust reviews? this is AT LAUNCH for the most buggy PC game ever.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of the worst games of that era, and its DLC was shit too.

        Can't wait for user score on Stillbirth. Gonna be ugly.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        85 is a universe away from a 92 in modern games

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the point being made is despite an abundance of flaws, shit story, shit textures, retcons, it still gets OOT tier scoring.

          how? $$$

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >OoT got an 85
            based, that shit was mid as hell

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ffxv was an unplayable unfinished pile of glitches at launch on ps4 even with a day one patch and "people" now consider it one of the best ff games to date

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Greatest Game of the past 5 years, this is CDPR kino.
        FF7 Rebirth was inspired by CDPR, this is why it scored good, this is why it will win GOTY.

        Ganker is always on the losing side. lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminds me of a paid shill on a no name tech site, couldn't be more obvious

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Newsflash, AAA shill likes AAA garbage. You don't like JRPGs

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are they going to cross into the real world and meet the dev team? Because that's what inevitably happens with this kind of multiverse shit.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait are they implying Infalna is more knowledgable then Cid?

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only Mr Clean can save us from the Black personjannies and crackerjannies

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is the travelling merchant guy from FF7 in Kalm that gave you the gold chocobo and shit in this? I looked around Kalm hoping to find him since he was notable for the later game stuff

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cait Sith no longer dances when Aerith dies
    Frick this game.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my deluxe order day one delivery didn't deliver in one day
    Kisama! Bakarayo!

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no Neo Bahamut
    dropped

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is Triceratops

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In another multiverse.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marlene killed him offscreen.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Zack want to merge the alternate realities? Him living after the events of Crisis Core is basically the best ending, isn't it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe he wants to save aerith

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Aerith is also alive in his reality

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe his reality aerith has the clap

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But comatose. Need to wake cloud up so Cloud can save Aerith and cuck him in the process.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To help his friend out, duh!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The most jarring thing to me is Zack openly acknowledging that he's not in the "main timeline."
      It's like someone gave him a copy of the script and he's just there because the Remake story can't happen otherwise.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so, how detailed is the scene with cloud hitting aerith?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't included in the remake, they changed to something (although I don't think was a bad replacement)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn’t happen.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so they have schizo cloud but no punching aerith? might as well just remove the slap fight

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it'll probably be replaced by another scarlet mech fight

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The way it plays out is really weird now.
          >rather than the temple shrinking and becoming the black materia, the temple just collapses once the materia is picked up
          >cait sith "sacrifices" himself by holding up the indiana jones trap mechanism, which apparently makes the temple collapse slower?
          >barret grabs the black materia from cloud while he's staring at it, then angrily throws it away when cloud demands it back
          >it literally rolls over to sephiroth who picks it up
          >its not the real materia, only a key to the actual black materia hidden between worlds
          >sephiroth summons the real materia in his hands, but lets it fall
          >cloud picks it up and goes to give it to him
          >tifa knocks him down, and aerith picks it up
          >sephiroth tells cloud to get it, aerith gives the black materia to cloud, he gives it to sephiroth
          >cloud and aerith then fall into zack's alternate world, where they go on a date, and then sephiroth shows up to in her church while she pushes cloud back into the main world or something

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            what the frick

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            NOMURAAAAAAA

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            So Sephiroth still gets the black materia?
            Literally nothing changes about the story. Purist simps are apoplectic about fricking nothing.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Step on a thumbtack please.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Literally nothing changes about the story.
              so then why change it at all?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They didn't? Cloud gives Sephiroth the black materia, nothing changed.
                It happens a bit sooner, but that doesn't really effect anything.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t know, there’s also this in the ending that Cloud literally puts on his sword infecting it or some shit. It looks almost exactly like the Black Materia that Cloud gave Sephiroth

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the Holy materia after it got corrupted

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                KFC Materia

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >black materia hidden between worlds
            what am I reading

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Gi tribe are now like the aliens from Spirits Within or something too. They made the black materia out of their hate and rage.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            jesus what did I just read

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            this can't be real someone please tell me this isn't real

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its gonna get worse. Kitase has confirmed that Advent Children will be in the final game, and that means Genesis cancer will make an appearance.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao I really need to see this

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              ?si=8Lk61SgbnuumIPNY
              The sequence starts around 11:34:58

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The sequence starts around 11:34:58
                How can anyone actually sit there and enjoy this shit? It's not even entertaining in a stupid way. It's just flat out awful on every level.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >One, Sephiroth needs to be louder, gayer, and have access to a time machine.
            >Two, whenever Sephiroth's not on screen, the other characters should be asking 'Where's Sephiroth?'

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't forget give Nigguroth fried chicken fish lips.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who can save Square's internal development at this point? Even if Yoko Taro makes another big game at one of their studios I'd expect it to be fricked up

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yuffiebros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No
      >No
      >Yes (but actually no)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cloud trying to stay off them watch lists

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        CHOICE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The way she holds that ice cream is precarious.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a ninja, she's used to holding wobbly dripping things.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hair - windswept
      >Foliage - dead still

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        can you stop trying to look smart for once and enjoy something

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Noooooo you can't point out nonsensical and easily corrected errors!

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet my house Cloud is going to summon Lightning/eclair in the final battle or some bullshit that includes her in the story somehow

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wish they were going that insane with it, instead of just the same but with incoherent multiverse shit stapled on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lightning is a Goddess

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        reminder that the 13 trilogy is better than the 7 trilogy

        XIII-2 most definitely so far, and LR, and 13 is a better hallway sim than remake

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well at least its not the worst game in the franchise anymore. Stillbirth took that crown

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          XV already took the crown many years ago.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno. From the look of current sales Redditbirth is going to fall behind XV and XVI.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The No Ass Queen.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    might as well have gackt show up, why not.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next comes the Advent Children cancer, per Kitase.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe they copied 15's UI of all things
    Part 1 ripped off 13 instead and it looked way nicer

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pepe poopoo

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Queen's Blood more than Triple Triad by first impressions, no dumb ass region-specific rules that most people abolish asap like Random. However, I do wonder how limited it is cause I could see blitzing down the lanes and taking as much spaces as possible and prevent the opponent from using cards is probably a strategy.

    Like how Gwent was basically Spy spawn inside of Witcher 3.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I beat 2 of the first ones by pretty much taking up the board. The higher rank cards I got seemed against that strategy with their patterns though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The cards that destroy an enemy unit seem good but its hard to tell how reliable it will be to play them

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >0 gameplay discussion
    The absolute sad state of FF threads.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too busy turning on Ubisoft towers for Chadley with my CHAD module

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chudley in the only good sidequest of the game with Gilgamesh. It almost saves this abortion of a remake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I sunk about four hours into it so far. I just got to the mythril cave. I also skipped the Nibelheim section because of the demo. I will say a solid 90 minutes so far has been pure fluff. Just introductions to busy work mechanics and quests that don't really mean anything. Game also needs some QoL improvements like chests need to open faster, climbing speed needs to be drastically increased, and travelsal in general just feels too slow.

      Boss fights are fricking good though. The Midgarsormr fight was awesome. Synergy abilities are cool too. It's a solid 8 so far.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    a sad old japanese man with a belt fetish, riding for his entire life on a singular success from 30 years ago.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >isn't a writer for Remake or Rebirth
      >didn't direct original FF7
      >was either a director, producer, or designer for massive hits like KH1, KH2, FF10, PE1, PE2, and TWEW
      >stopped using belts (like thousands other Jap artists) in his designs like 20 years ego
      the fact that tons of mentally autistic people like you with intellect on the level of a dog who are too lazy to use the internet, exist and are allowed to breathe, explains why the modern Western world and social media are such a primitive clown show tbh

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        using belts (like thousands other Jap artists) in his designs like 20 years ego
        cissnei's new outfit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't that designed by that one Ferrari dude?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was designed by Roberto Ferrari who did designs for Type 0, el morono. All the stripes on her serve actual purpose of holding a bag or protective pieces

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yozora has belts hanging from his legs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          those are angular cut strings that are meant to adjust the tightness of the waist or pant legs parts. a lot of modern sports pants have those

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >massive hits
        [citation needed]

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Japanese Dyne is Jack Garland and Seto Kaiba
    NANI?!

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought FF7's world was supposed to be a pretty standard low tech fantasy setting outisde of Midgar and a few other places Shinra owns? Why the frick are there cellphone towers everywhere?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chudley needs data for more bullshit quests

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to the school of Ubisoft game design.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flip phones were in advent children but they've upgraded to tablets.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the original game had you managing your party with cellphones

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh. I actually completely forgot about that. I stand corrected.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was always dieselpunk, Mako Reactors bring energy to more places than just Midgar.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought FF7's world was supposed to be a pretty standard low tech fantasy setting outisde of Midgar

      Midgar has the highest tech but FF7's world is actually more like the modern world after the industrial revolution.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The outside world in the original game had a very 1960s feel to it, look at the design of places like Rocket Town. You could say the PHS came from Midgar as it was a phone. Vincent's firearms were also all pretty oldish, with the most modern being the SPAS-12 introduced in 1979
      https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_VII

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The outside world in the original game had a very 1960s feel to it
        you might be legitimately moronic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll accept the concession

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I concede nothing other than you're moronation, and now I think you're a homosexual too.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll never understand why the series entry with the cringiest characters became the most popular.
    Where the frick is my modern ivalice game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The second most popular entry is also full of cringe characters. It’s what the people want.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tidus is the only cringe in FFX what are you on about?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >rikku

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Auron is pretty cringe with his cool guy larp

          Wakka is honestly the only good character

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >modern ivalice game

      Matsuno recently said on twitter he doesn't have what it takes for such a project anymore and he'd rather have the younger generation of gamedevs do it if Sqex ever decided to make a new ivalice game. It's literally over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Matsuno isn't worth the company. You'll have to settle for Triangle Strategy, which isn't as good but still decent

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF16 is set in Ivalice, they just renamed it to IValicethea to avoid having to get all the lore matched up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        and it sucked, showing that nudevs can't manage Ivalice. So it's over.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          FF Tactics and 16 even have the same final boss, Ultima and take part in a post-cataclysm world. it's the same setting just millenia apart probably

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Heard some rumor here that the 16 DLC will have Ultima mentioning Sephiroth by name. After all the cancer that Rebirth has spawned, the last thing we need is that.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't the original Tactics already had FF7 characters though?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It has Cloud as a quest character

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It had Cloud.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                In Tactics Cloud was an extra that didn't impede the plot. Wasn't forced multiverse shit like this is.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cloud shows up in what is a glorified fanservice cameo.
                Literally the same role as Dante in SMT3.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ivalice lore got thrown in the trashbin with Tactics A2 which is the same Ivalice as XII (and thus Tactics) but has some isekai kid from the real world as the protag. And you can't use the it was just a dream/the real world transformed excuse from the first game this time.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's why Ultima and his mothercrystal in FF16 is a giant computer. when it's destroyed it was all just a medieval story in the real world

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              hence why Typhoon sounds like a 8-bit soundtrack in a medieval world when Clive enters the crystal

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gilgamesh's extra arms are just prosthetics

    Absolute homosexualry

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people on Ganker defend ff7r so much? I can understand liking it but the amount of praise it gets is unnatural for how much they've changed things and not for the better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fanboys would have happily slurped up anything. If the remakes didn't have time jannies and multi-verse BS, they wouldn't be demanding their inclusion, they would have been just as happy as they are now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's ironic how much I've been gaslit by ff7r fans by stating my criticisms and my perspective of the OG are completely wrong.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    QRD on major changes?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yuffie is pregnant now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sephiroth and Zack are in love with Cloud
      Sephiroth kills both Aerith and Tifa
      Yuffie is the canon endgame love interest

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's now a troony game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dyne's gun arm turns into a hydra. After you beat him he gets killed by Shinra grunts.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he gets killed
        So he's still dead? Doesn't really sound like a major change, doesn't really effect the story in the end.
        The way fanboys are screeching about Rebirth is like Dyne and Aerith are still alive at the end.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >verbatim post from the old thread more than 6 hours ago
          Shills are actually real lmao

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It doesn't really effect the story
            This has evolved from the cope of:
            >You didn't want the same game did you 🙂

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't he infected by Jenova cells?

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they literally rewrite Cid?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Original Cid was too problematic what with him smoking and abusing Shera

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they needed to give a reason to care about Aerith after they cut rocket town and him joining the party until part 3

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drop your pants

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Item Economizer
    Honestly I am glad the materia system is still just as well thought out as the OG. No insanely broken shit but you could tell after Remake people at S-E knew what to add to fill holes

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any images of Esther and Joe yet?

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Tifa lie to Aerith and Cloud so much?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tifa was literally always a liar, even in the OG game

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yuffie teams up with Sonon
    >he dies
    >Yuffie teams up with Cloud
    >Aerith dies
    maybe Yuffie is bad luck

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So... How fast can I finish the game if I completely ignore all the openworld bullshit and trash sidecontent?
    I'm only here for the story and fun fights.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but if you skip the side content you'll miss Girugamesh

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they look so good as a couple?

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is pure kino that makes the original game unnecessary

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like tiktokers and boomers...
      It's time for 25+ years old to disappear...

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally finished my replay of FFVII Remake and beat Weiss for the first time. Thought I was going to get Chapter 14 - 18 done in one day yesterday. Greatly misjudged all of that. About to hop into Rebirth soon. Hope it was worth the three day ban I received over the weekend.

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Said nobody ever

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHOOSE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      $70 refund, please.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they censured Yuffie
      >they censured Tifa
      >they left Scarlet with her giant almost naked breasts untouched
      I don't get it tbh. It's not like Yuffie and Tifa are super underaged either

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scarlet is best girl and it's not even close.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >censured

      • 3 months ago
        aceman

        Evil women get away with everything

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          As they should.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Evil women get away with everything

        >Yuffie constantly calls her an old wrinkly hag
        Giga based. Yuffie continues to be the best girl through and through

        • 3 months ago
          aceman

          Yuffie bullying Scarlet!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yuffie looks like a boy and only attracts homosexually gay homosexuals

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            (You)

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              where are the pubes!?!?!?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marry Yuffie
      Frick Tifa pregnant and breakup with her after she gives birth to my child
      Drug and rape Aerith pregnant

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finger Nanaki's butthole

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it true upskirt angles of Aeris skirt is a black void?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her vegana is in another timeline anon.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    man this shit is moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Haven't been on v in 10 fricking years and this goyslop is what I return to.

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is Dyne infected by Jenova cells?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, go watch the cutscenes for yourself and stop listening to Ganker speedwatchers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      See

      Dyne's gun arm turns into a hydra. After you beat him he gets killed by Shinra grunts.

      Shills get defensive over every single screengrab and clip because they know the game is indefensible garbage.
      Don't arbitrarily change things in a remake if you're going to explicitly make them worse in every measurable aspect.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no stop lying

        no, go watch the cutscenes for yourself and stop listening to Ganker speedwatchers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dyne literally wears the robes that Sephiroth clones do.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe he was cold

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the hardest part of Remake and this gamer is knowing for every 10 ATB you generate, the AI for Tifa or Aerith has generated 1 total. Can they literally just mash auto attack

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can people bear to play this game dubbed?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ask myself the same question honestly. English VAs sound good for more Westernized characters like Barret but they sound like shit when voicing more Japanese and anime inspired ones. Japanese Tifa sounds super cute, wholesome, and endearing meanwhile her English voice actress sounds like a bored stiff robot who forces an unfitting deeper and older sounding voice for no reason

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's cause the direction is shit usually. a character like barret is self-evident but for anything that requires a bit of naturalism or subtlety or any sort of skill like that it falls flat 'cause no one in the process either knows enough or cares enough to do more than just basic line reads.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm always stunned by how much better it sounds when stage actors are hired to do VA instead of the standard "professional" VAs. FFXII sounds totally different from anything els SE has done cause of this (with the exception of Vaan who sticks out like a sore thumb)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jp dub receives direct instruction from nomura while western dub is whatever.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I figure. Most Western localizations just change characters' established personalities in all Jap games and anime. When (You) ask people who play Jap vidya in Japanese what the average girl sounds like in those games they will tell you that those sound very feminine, cute, and expressive. If (You) ask the same question to people who exclusively play those games with English voices, they will tell you that those sound like old smoking ladies who don't even try to fit the characters at all or try to sound young and failing at it. There are millions of other examples like that. Western people are simply unable to fit the aesthetic the Jap creators are going for unless that aesthetic is very Western in nature like in Dark Souls games. All English VAs in FF13 tried their hardest to sound exactly like the Japanese VAs and like the Jap director wanted them to and it they still sucked compared to the Jap ones tbh

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Westernized japanese games sound like crap in Japanese too, see Resident Evil, Metal Gear and Devil May Cry

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I know. That's my point. Japanese voice actors sound naturally better in everything aesthetically Japanese and Western voice actors sound naturally better in everything aesthetically Western

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah barret is the only character I feel like I'm "missing out" on when playing the JP dub

        + maaya sakamoto is an angel

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, except that I am so bored with anime voices. They all sound the same and make me feel like I'm watching anime.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >western man complains that his anime game is anime and that Jap va actually sound the way the Jap creators of the games want the characters to sound

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            webm

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just finished my first Remake playthrough in Japanese. It was a lot more organic than a lot of the english voices like Tifa. It always bothered me that they went with a more mature voice with her. Don Corneo and Madam M made it worth the playthrough alone.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They should have taken the britbong pill, only that would suck is losing Barret's VA

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cait Sith is Scottish, his VA could have been more goofy though

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Aerith is the most beautiful woman in gaming.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud spent 5 years in a coma in a tube and never mentally aged past 16 that's why he should get with Yuffie

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting fricking filtered at the second Fort Condor minigame in Junon for the protorelic.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was the point of showing multiple worlds. If the only result was to show whyat happens when Jenova wins, and more or less how the lifestream will always correct itself. Rebirth ultimately ends more or less on the same track as last third of the OG plot

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying the multiverse stuff is new
    Did you guys forgot about all the rift stuff with Gilgamesh or Shinryu?
    SE has been on this shit FF multiverse shit for years.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      gilgamesh is so incredibly different than this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        While yeah they are more of an extra thing in mos games, the one in SoP mentions the events of Dissidia and how it ties into that game, and the one FF7 rebirth seems to know Sephiroth as well.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah FF has always had a canon multiverse
      FF7 is a sequel to FF10
      It doesn't matter if the writing is utter dogshit and the cutscene direction makes it impossible to sit through a single story beat without retreating into your own butthole from cringing. The series had goofy quirks once 20 years ago so that's free license to publish garbage now and forever.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah FF has always had a canon multiverse
        >FF7 is a sequel to FF10
        I'm saying this for your own good anon, have a nice day.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day anon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Canon.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Give me the lore on how the 2 games are connected.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              one character shoehorns it into the game when you talk to him

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              FFX is the prequel to FF7, Jenova is Yu Yevon/Sin and both she and Shinra travelled through space from Spira to Gaia where Shinra founded Shinra corporation to extract Mako from the Lifestream/Farplane using Al Bhed technology advancements. FFX is about Jenova/Sin destroying the world when machina gets too advanced and starts fricking with the Farplane/Lifestream

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aerith also does the same summoning dance as Yuna at the end of FF7 Rebirth to ask for the Lifestream/Farplane's help to stop Jenova
                the secret ingredient all along was love which is why both Cloud and Zack join together through the Farplane to defeat Jeno

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Aerith also does the same summoning dance as Yuna at the end of FF7 Rebirth to ask for the Lifestream/Farplane's help to stop Jenova
                Kek, does she really?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                gayest shit I've ever heard, kys

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You made half this shit up.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                At least the Shinra thing is kind of true, that character does show up in X-2 and FF7 remake references him in an old picture.
                Dunno about the rest.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                how did I make it up? it's established lore, Shinra is the connection. he's in FFX-2 and that's confirmed by the devs. play the games

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Jenova is Sin
                complete horseshit, kys

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shinra is an Al Bhed, they make machina

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right. That's the half you didn't make up.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              In X-2 there's a character called Shinra who wants to create technology to turn the Farplane into energy. In the Ultimania for X-2 it says that Shinra's descendants perfected this technology and traveled to another planet where they create Mako Reactors. It's moronic but it is what it is.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure the one that said that was Nojima, and they did threw the Shinra reference in one of the pictures in Remake.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sit through a single story beat without retreating into your own butthole from cringing.
        We're discussing FF VII and tangentialproperties in the franchise, not something stupid like spiderman or god of wa for example

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was excited about Nanaki voice change but when I actually heard it I trough it was pretty jarring. I know he is supposed to be just a teenager boy but he sound wat too childlike

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genesis when, he is a shit character but Gackt is fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are most likely saving him for the third part, probably going to show up first in the guaranteed Zack episode dlc/spin-off or something like that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Musician
      >Singer
      >Song writer
      >Record producer
      >Actor
      >Movie director
      >Fashion designer
      >Model
      >Busines man
      >NFT dealer
      >Philanthropist
      >Architect
      >Traveler
      >Fluent in Japanese, Mandarin, Korean, English, and French
      >Has a second degree black belt rank in ITF, Taekwondo, Karate, Boxing, and Jiu-Jitsu
      >Experienced gambler who plays competitively in live tournaments, with the largest cash of $75,600 from a fourth-place finish in Aria High Roller, Las Vegas
      Pretty based and talented man. I don't know if I share his love for Korean girls and prostitute bawd idols tho

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He also made a video for his male followers with tips in how to enlarge their dicks.

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