FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tifa is better

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *mogs tifa and aerith*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Raised to become a Turk
      >Female
      >Attractive
      >Was taught to treat everybody as enemies
      I'm pretty sure she's not a virgin, anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care if she's a virgin, she just needs to get on my dick

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She probably had her womb sewn so that she can have her mission without too much trouble.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good, no risk of children then

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have her winning the Cloudbowl in part 3 to end the shiphomosexualry once and for all

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know this sounds weird, but that would feel like cucking Zack more than Aerith winning the Cloudbowl to me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would be, Zack would have both of his love interests go to the twink

          >Stopped playing anything but Tifa halfway through
          b***h just shits out damage

          Cloud/Tifa/Yuffie just pummel everything into dust
          Swap Yuffie for Aerith in some harder fights Gilgamesh area was a fricking b***h

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I went Cloud/Tifa/Red the whole game never swapping for the most part. Red is a great healer and has built in multihaste

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I used Cloud/Tifa/Yuffie in most cases
            On harder boss fights though, I used Cloud/Aerith/Barret. I never used Red or Cait, when do they shine?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can really tell Nomura designed her at the peak of his Kingdom Hearts belts and zippers era

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makima is that you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick did they do to her? Looks like completely different person

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has a different shade of red hair.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does every non-NPC character suffer from same face syndrome?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They brought her so that Zack will have his silver medal

      Sleeping Aerith will awaken after Cloud kisses her, all the Clouds will Omnislash their Sephiroths and then merge together

      They'll get married with Zack as the best man, Tifa as the bridesmaid and Cait Sith as the pastor

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Part of Part 3's epilogue will be her watching Zack walk back into Gongaga from the watch tower.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a weird render of yuffie

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The PC mods for this game are going to be unreal.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pit hair mods

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kuraudo…

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's my wife

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Sephiroth with hair dye and breasts
      And that's hot

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hag

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why did they make this rando side character such a sexy little minx?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you really think people will buy the game just for Yuffie?
          ..she looks kinda old you know?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marry me, Rufus

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is probably the most attractive ff7 male because he doesn't have Cloud's stupid spiky hair

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rufus? More like, Doofus!!!

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Square include so many YJK moments with Red?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why did Square include so many YJK moments

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Psycho cloud is the best

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WE WILL SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN, SIR?
    Start preparing the sub, Trooper. I'll be back in 4 years
    I promise

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with Synergy Skills?
    Do you just spam them? They cost nothing.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aerith is a cloti shipper

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Tifa's scars are ugly?

  13. 3 months ago
    Shenti

    her voice actor is a homely, fat ugly parasite leeching resources off of you idiot paypigs and society as a whole. She is the quintessential femoid roast that has so vexed our civilization since time immemorial.

    On that note, all actors/voice actors are total homosexuals and should kys themselves. Back in the good old days, actors were shamed, and rightfully so. What a homosexualed concept, to play make believe and expect to earn a living from it. Absolute cancer.

    her voice sucks, too, and she's awful. She's never played the original FF7, or any actual video games for that matter, and she is just such a worthless c**t.

    Thanks for listening.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aeriths speech at the Cosmo Canyon bonfire was really cringe and came out of nowhere. Sounded like a Pam from The Office speech

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything about Cosmo Canyon sucked except the OC shit with the Gi wanting to kill themselves
      Annoying level design with the flying chocobos
      Red turning into Naruto
      Planetology is a weird cult now
      Cosmo Canyon being a tacky tourist trap

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A mere 13% of the population Cloud.
    13% of the population.
    >Yet they commit 52% of all murders.
    52% of all murders.

    Is the game actually hard on hard mode this time?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do women seem interested in black men sexually/romantically no matter how poor or ugly they are?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She hasn't walked on this world, though, because she's fictional.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's real though. I can see her smiling rn.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    out of morbid curiosity, what does Ganker think of yuffie x Vincent ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t play Dirge so I don’t know. Don’t remember much of AC either other than the stuff involving Cloud and Sephiroth, so I don’t remember if they had any scenes or anything in that movie.

    • 3 months ago
      aceman

      Do people even put them together anymore?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely not as much as a decade or two ago. But it looks like their stories may be more intertwined what with Nero appearing in Intermission

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kind of funny that they were paired together just because they were both optional characters.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            such is the shipping mentality

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked the Deepground part of Intermission, hope they show up in part 3, maybe Shinra's hail mary due to the main party helping Wutai.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit this guy's hair

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That guy’s stronger than Sephiroth btw.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So hair spikes=strength. I see it now Nomura

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That guy’s stronger than Sephiroth btw.

              also at some point that's hojo kek
              chad can't stop winning
              well... until Vincent ends him and b***hslaps the planet itself

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hojo knows he's gonna die
                >Uploads his own consciousness to what was basically the internet then body jacks some dude for pretty most of the game
                DoC was pretty wild

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"hmm Nomura-san, this Vincent game needs a villain"
                >"naturally it should be Hojo"
                >"ehhhhhhh? but Hojo is a fricking nerd, and dead"
                >"we're going to make him hot."

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              God bless stupid Jap designs.

              That guy’s stronger than Sephiroth btw.

              No he's not, Omega and Chaos aren't as strong as Sephiroth.

              if Rufus isn't working for Wutai I'll be surprised

              [...]
              I think, so far, Rebirth has been more consistently good than Remake for what its worth

              I don't think working for but he'll certainly try to stop the war.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I seen far worse by Nomura.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            if Rufus isn't working for Wutai I'll be surprised

            the worst thing about these remake games is they're such a rollercoaster of quality. The Yuffie bit in Corel was so bad it took me 3 days to get through it, meanwhile I just did the first Gold Saucer visit and I had a huge grin on my face throughout because I was having such a great time

            I think, so far, Rebirth has been more consistently good than Remake for what its worth

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rufus is Sarruf but he clearly doesn't want to go to war even though he fired the cannon and got that Wutai squad killed.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what's his end-game? the wutai's interim government has both lodbrok and "sarruf" on the council/leadership but he seems to get along with lodbrok at all
                unless somehow lodbrok doesn't know he's sarruf?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Glenn (actually Sephiroth) knows, he called Sarruf a spoiled brat in their last scene iirc. My best guess is that Rufus was using them to get rid of his dad just like he used Avalanche in BC.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Super soldier on Sephiroth's level
            >Beltgay that can manipulate darkness
            >e-girl that controls the internet
            Why didn't Shinra deploy these guys against sephiroth

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Regina.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stopped playing anything but Tifa halfway through
    b***h just shits out damage

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa is canonically better looking in universe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tifa looks like a frog

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she never really recovered from that frog quest

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF7Rbros....did the game sold worse than Part 1?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody buys phyisical anymore.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jrpgs sell less now, see engage and xenoblade 3
      Not to mention too many games this year and people waiting for pc/complete collection

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Xenoblade 3 was selling faster than 2 did?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus dont tell me the obnoxious salestard was a xenobladegay

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let's be real here; this is a sequel to a game that clearly was not a remake and was falsely marketed to people as such. Obviously lot of those people weren't too thrilled at being conned of a remake and decided not to buy this. The third game is going to sell a lot less.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        FF7R is not a JRPG

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how many people even own a PS5 these days after the scalper fiasco?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sequel and Japs only play gacha shit nowdays

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that both XVI and VIIRe are two of the best selling PS5 games in Japan is grim to be honest. Pretty much proves the fact that a lot of the PS5s from japan are scalped to China and SEA. With the yen being much weaker, don't think people are really that enthused to buy a PS5 now, just to play 2 games. Japan will probably shift towards PC and Switch combo. To them that is way better value than buying the PS5. Also, rather puzzling that SE's new CEO, Kiryu, is doubling down on AAA games, when it's pretty obvious that they aren't selling well at all, right now, especially the ones from SE. Why not create more budget games that are available to every fricking machine and generate as much money with less budget? What bothers me is that SE is so fricking moronic that they'd bank in hard on the 2.5D nonsense instead of creating a 3D, turn based budget game like something closer to Atlus's games.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a shame the dev team for Octopath got bought by Kadokawa. I really liked those games…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not surprising. Remake was sold as something it's not.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else find the graphics a little jarring when the HDR is at 10?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THERE'S A NEW MERC
    A NEW MERC IN TOWN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BOW WOWOW BOW WOWOW

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        SHE’S LIKE THE BEST
        THE BEST AROUND

        whoever made these tracks is basically the new Uematsu

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHE’S LIKE THE BEST
      THE BEST AROUND

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        SHE'S OPEN FOR BUSINESS
        SO COME ON DOWN

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          YEAH!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BOW WOWOW BOW WOWOW

      SHE’S LIKE THE BEST
      THE BEST AROUND

      What is this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you think Emilio will show up in part 3 to give Tifa a love interest?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she keeps mentioning him, so I expect an NTRbait arc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud will kick his ass for lying about him on Mt. Nibel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pre FF7 Cloud
      >displaying this much emotion
      fanfiction

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I've done some analysis - so far in chapter 8:
    Midgar - SOUL
    Nibelheim Flashback before crawling segment - PEAK SOUL
    Nibelheim crawling segment - Antisoul
    Kalm - Medium Soul
    Grasslands Region - SOUL
    Junon Region - SOVL
    Lower Junon/Fishing Village - low soul
    Upper Junon - MAX SOUL
    Costa Del - SOL
    Stretch between Costal Del Sol and the Corel mine - Antisoul
    North Corel - medium soul
    Golden Saucer - The SOUL that Fights Further
    Haunted Hotel - SUPER SOULJIAN 3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the worst thing about these remake games is they're such a rollercoaster of quality. The Yuffie bit in Corel was so bad it took me 3 days to get through it, meanwhile I just did the first Gold Saucer visit and I had a huge grin on my face throughout because I was having such a great time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember the hype of hearing the new Airbuster theme and then having to do that fricking claw game an hour later
        I think there's FAR less low points in this game so far(finishing open world stuff in chapter 13). Hope I'm not proven wrong by the final stretch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chapter 9 and 10 is where it starts to fall apart. I had the exact same thoughts at chapter 8.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the Aerith hand holding scene was more cute than the Tifa kiss.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets flashed bazongas
    >"Cool"
    Tifa KWAB

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she only showed him the underboob

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to play vincent in part 3 five years from now

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not real, moron. She never walk on this earth.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So we ALL agree that Queens Blood is the worst minigame in all FF history? and nu-Fort Conder is the best.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what? no. Queen's Blood is probably the best mini-game, at least the best card game. It's unironically over for triple-triad. I like fort condor though.

      Most people here think the opposite of you from what I've read over the last few days.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >worst minigame in all FF history
      Box breaking game

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa and Cloud losing their virginity to each other.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tifa got completely mogged, there was never a competition to begin with

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ever walk on this world.
    she's not real. she never walked on this earth.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The facial expressions are so fricking bad holy shit

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Gackt still hate Final Fantasy?

    With all the multiverse shit he can literally show up in the final battle along with Zack.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the Moogle design so much, they look like a bad acid trip visage.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep trying to bomb Aerith's relationship points because I want a date with either Red, Barret or Yuffie. When she looks dejected its kind of funny, especially since Cloud is so cold about it.

    But when I do the same to Tifa I feel bad. She looks so hurt.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just select affinity in chapter select you monster

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have remade the water tower dialogue even in fake Nibelheim with Tifa watching in the window.

    It would have been a nice contrast.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why dont they let Squall from FF8 show up and cuck Cloud? Tifa would be really into Squall

    • 3 months ago
      Yoshinori Kitase

      No FF8 crossover. But in the post credits scene of the next game, we added a teaser for FFX remake.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Rufus so nice?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's been a good (granted kinda shady) boy type for over 20 something years anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The compilation isn’t canon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate to break it to you, but it is now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          its canon to FF7R
          >deep ground
          >weiss and nero
          >Cloud literally sees scenes from advent children in remake
          >crisis core was just remade and FF7R zack has the same final fight
          >ever crisis is how we're introduced to lodbrok

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's been a good (granted kinda shady) boy type for over 20 something years anon

      it's weird how the rest of the cast adhere very closely to their original selves without regard for Advent Children/Kingdom hearts flanderization, but RUFUS of all people is now a good guy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My favorite thing they changed was making Rude the one who pushes the button to blow up the Sector 7 plate instead of Reno. I seriously think they just did it to make Reno look less evil, because he’s the most popular Turk.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rude is the best turk, he should be more popular

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember it make zero sense that Rufus was able to fight Cloud more than 5 seconds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're brothers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rufus is a born-and-raised chad. Cloud is a poser. Moreover, if you went by what the game states as true Cloud should be in a league of his own among the main characters and be significantly stronger than any of them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the reason Cloud is basically on the same level (or just slightly above) the rest of the party in Midgar is because he literally is just a loser who won the jenova/mako lottery. A seasoned merc with the SOLDIER treatment would be a lot stronger. But of course, as we know, Cloud was a spastic schizo for a few weeks until Tifa found him at the train station. He'd been in a vat doing frick-all all those years.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Moreover, if you went by what the game states as true Cloud should be in a league of his own among the main characters and be significantly stronger than any of them.
        I mean, he should be. Even if he never really was a soldier, he was always physically strong and was a capable swordsman in Before Crisis, which is before he got the Jenova cells. He should be crazy strong after receiving them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My headcanon is that he trained with the Turks . Tbqh tho in the original Cloud isn't THAT powerful by the time you fight him, he's only like level 10

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >using game stats
        it doesn't mean anyhting, also he literally one shots 3rd class soldier the moment you take control of him

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The original FF7 often used gameplay mechanics for storytelling. It wasn't until advent children bullshit where Nomura turned every character into anime superheroes defying gravity

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rufus is actually mako infused but we just didn't know

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys seriously believe that they’ll make Glenn Cloud’s dad? Genuine question.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't be surprised
      >The 2000 gil thing from the novels
      >"A father's dream accomplished by his son" double meaning
      Between this and Sephiroth becoming Ultimecia they should just have remade FFVIII

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that im on chapter 10 i think its fair to say this open world is as big as elden ring but miraculously enough less boring. They actually did it, im impressed. Each region keeps one upping the other, from Junon to Golgoga to Cosmo Canyon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit taste Gongonga and Cosmo are tedious as frick to navigate.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vincent and Cid not being playable is the ultimate cuckoldry.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the cuckold and the wife-beater
      >not playable
      hamaGOOCH did you a favor, you're gonna have to wait for Dirge of Cerberus 2 and Cid's Dragoon Spear-Fishing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wife-beater
        Replaced with canon /ss/ with Aerith's mom

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ....explain

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cid meet Aerith's mom when she was still alive
            >Aerith was still a baby at this time
            >Because Cid is in his 30s, he had to be at the very least around 10-13 years old
            >Outright says he had a massive crush on her mom

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wife-beater
        Replaced with canon /ss/ with Aerith's mom

        Do we think that Cid will still abuse Shera in part 3?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          not a chance

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just beat the game. i was on board with remakes direction but this was complete fan fiction tier as soon as labyrinth of the ancients was finished. game also feels so fricking rushed after that jesus christ what the hell did i just witness, what a disaster

    and yet im still intrigued and will undoubtedly play part 3, i hate nomura so much

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      See you in 4 years.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        call it cope but i really dont think it'd take that long since they've already figured out the open world shit

        also schizo shit but
        >remake came out in 2020
        >3rd game will come out in 2027 because 7
        >it will also be 7 years from remakes release
        screencap this.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't they said part 3 will take a bit longer? To the point that they're considering a bridge DLC kinda like Intermission when previously they've said, the aren't doing DLCs this time around. Or maybe I'm misinterpreting Hamaguchi's word. Also, I think they want to move to UE5 for part 3 and the Highwind (and possibly the submarine) seems to them, will be a monumental task to implement.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, all the zack shit killed the ending. Zack is emblematic of all the bad about the compilation

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a Rufus cardboard cutout

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if Cloud joins Aerith in the lifestream. How will the fanbase respond considering Cloti is by far the most popular ship?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they will do the same shit they did in rebirth. Depending on which route you take the whole context around the ending will be different.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the route you take has no difference on the ending in rebirth

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud X Yuffie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's cute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good

      Cloud x Jessie

      Bad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gold.

      Cloud x Jessie

      Mold.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud x Jessie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >necrophilia
      gross

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t like it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go do some Gold Saucer stuff
      >Barret looking at Jessie's picture
      feelsbadman

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's a parallel timeline where yuffie didn't frick everything up by trying to kill rufus
    in this timeline the turks and rufus join the party

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who gets added to Cloud’s love interest list in this timelone?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rufus and Scarlet

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Rufus
          Based
          >Scarlet
          Ew. Hag.

          [...]
          and elena and reno

          also deepground become major villains early on

          >Reno
          Would easily be the best homoship.
          >Elena
          Cool.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            is that an actual "Cool." or a Cloud "Cool."

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It would be worse than Cloud x Aerith/Tifa/Yuffie. But Elena is cute, so it’s alright at the end of the day.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, I just remembered you could get punched by Elena in the OG. I change my mind, it would be kino.

          • 3 months ago
            aceman

            >Ew. Hag.
            Hags need love too anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rufus and Scarlet

        and elena and reno

        also deepground become major villains early on

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Commander Brea

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          her breasts are huge

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          did they really replace the funny commander and his two goons? i loved them

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            there are tons of moronic troopers in that segment, its hilarious

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              nice, Junon Parade was always so damn funny to me

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hate how moronic and incompetent they made the soldiers in this game. Real soldiers wouldn't blindly follow their commander like this.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Best ship by far. My new ship.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She'll return as part of the Highwind crew
          Honestly I would rather stay with my 7th regiment bros than going after Sephiroth

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Honestly I would rather stay with my 7th regiment bros than going after Sephiroth
            same, the segment where you get 5 of them to join your party was based beyond belief
            heck, bench everyone else. Cloud and the 7th could take on the northern crater together with no man left behind to boot

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hope she is, along with the loyal goofballs…

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The 7th better defect or be wiped out by Cloud in part 3.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love her.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they made her so hot

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          tummy SEXOOOOOO

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how come cloud in timeline 1 can access the memories/sensations of cloud in timeline 2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought only sephiroth and aerith were doing lifestream shenanigans

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, both of those characters are deeply connected to Cloud…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He overcame the whisper wall of destiny

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the queensblood finale

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yuffie is cuter. Tifa is hotter.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the Shinra helmets have 3 eye holes?

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >three-year long SEAmonkey chimpout incoming
    >all over an "optional" kiss
    these apes are going to make attack on titan fans look sane by comparison, mark my words

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marlene wants to go to war with Zack or something she's so hostile

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s the biggest Cloudgay there is…

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >biggest Cloudgay
        That's Zack actually

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          True.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She'll turn easily once Zack hangs out with her a bit more.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, btw, some people were confused as to why Marlene knows Aerith’s death is going to happen. This passage from the Ultimania pretty much states that she saw it when Aerith hugged her in Remake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were? This was made abundantly clear, we even saw a brief flashback of the moment they hugged when Marlene revealed that in Rebirth. Anyone who didn't realise that has terrible media literacy.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa’s inferiority is demonstrated by her popularity. She is not a character, she is an object, nothing more than an unattainable fantasy that people childishly yearn for and coomer bait for them to wack their dicks off too. In neither instance do people treat her as a real character with real emotions because that’s not what she is. She’s an absurd ideal only pursued by immature, infantile cretins who desire the image of an impossibly beautiful woman with a childhood attachment who is vibrant and eager to fall into their laps. In the real world you realize that it’s women like Aerith — kind, elegant and responsible — that are the most noble women on earth and who a man should seek and devote his life to. We cannot be surprised then that people would gravitate more to the illusion of Tifa who does all the work for them. The type of woman that Tifa is cannot be real and will never be real because she is just a shallow delusion invented by horny Japanese creatives who happen to represent a country with such abysmal male-female relations that it has a collapsing population.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the gist of this fanbase is that Aerith is popular among mentally ill people with MC syndrome, people who are drawn to her manic pixie dream girl role in the story and who, most importantly, enjoy trashy tv shows about kitschy relationship drama, and people cheating on each other and having really fricked up private lives full of salacious trashy shit. So people who like "drama" in the name of "spicing" things up, like black women who inconvenience everyone around them and then try to act like they're happy to have caused a mess for "da haters", that type of crowd.

      Meanwhile, Tifa is just popular among normies and casuals because firstly she's hot so she makes a great first impression, and secondly once they get into the actual game and story, she's the childhood friend who's nurturing, normal, and even motherly, to cloud. People that don't like drama and bullshit in the name of excitement are drawn to something comforting and timeless, so casuals find Cloud and Tifa fulfilling.

      Yuffie mogs both.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aerith gives a big, heartfelt speech to the group after having to relive her mother's death
    >Cloud hits her "who asked?" and walks off
    holy frick my sides

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tifa: "hey remember emilio"
      >cloud: "no"
      >tifa: starts talking about emilio anyways but realizes cloud isn't listening
      >tifa: "you're bored, aren't you?"
      >cloud: "yeah"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      are there clips of Cloud being an butthole to everyone? I can never make a mean playthrough on any game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That line in particular isn't a choice, he just does it

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sneak into the shinra building wearing wutai clothing with giant wutai weapons on their backs
      would it fricking kill square to have their characters make even the smallest effort to conceal their identities? it wasn't a big problem when everything was low poly but now it's jarring as frick.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the gist of this fanbase is that Aerith is popular among mentally ill people with MC syndrome, people who are drawn to her manic pixie dream girl role in the story and who, most importantly, enjoy trashy tv shows about kitschy relationship drama, and people cheating on each other and having really fricked up private lives full of salacious trashy shit. So people who like "drama" in the name of "spicing" things up, like black women who inconvenience everyone around them and then try to act like they're happy to have caused a mess for "da haters", that type of crowd.

    Meanwhile, Tifa is just popular among normies and casuals because firstly she's hot so she makes a great first impression, and secondly once they get into the actual game and story, she's the childhood friend who's nurturing, normal, and even motherly, to cloud. People that don't like drama and bullshit in the name of excitement are drawn to something comforting and timeless, so casuals find Cloud and Tifa fulfilling.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's okay to admit you like boring girls with only their body going for them anon, you don't have to fluff it up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't bother, he just can't handle aerith because she's been with Zack already. He isn't high iq so he can't appreciate the high taste of pining after a girl that doesn't shut up about her old boyfriend. You need to be on a higher level to understand why that's actually the chad choice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's also the issue for newcomers that Tifa's moments haven't happened yet. Tifa is waiting in the wings and doesn't really get her moment until Whirlwind Maze, and then Mideel. Those scenes haven't happened yet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon, both tifa and aerith are, for real life standards, extremely plain and feminine, traditional women. you're reading way too far into this. The most "dramatic" thing aerith does is saying something silly sometimes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nta, but people seriously think that Cloud x Aerith is “cucking” Zack. I think that’s what they’re referring to by “drama”.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's just chuds who think any girl is worthless after she's been "used up" by her first guy. They're aren't man enough so they decide to be problematic instead. Despicable incel shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      seamonkeys will ape out at this. stuff like this is exactly what's going to keep them spiraling for the next three years like I said in my post

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      both shippers are insane but the worst are the people who want Aerith/Zack to come back. What the frick did they get out of the original? should death have no weight?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but the worst are the people who want Aerith/Zack to come back. What the frick did they get out of the original? should death have no weight?
        Who said that? I was perfectly happy with ACC with them both being dead. I don't care if they're alive or dead as long as they're together.
        As someone who enjoys Zack, I've been enjoying how he's not that important to the main narrative unfolding so far. It's still just FF7 with Cloud having a different version of schizo.
        In Rebirth, you can take out all Zack scenes and the game doesn't change even a bit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what does rooting for yuffie say about me?

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yuffie is a better version of Aerith. She liked Zack but didn't date him, and unlike Aerith, caught feelings for Cloud for his own traits rather than his similarities to Zack

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nanaki had the best date

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tell Aerith to stop thinking at costa del sol
    >she looks so dejected, turns her gaze away, and can barely get out an "o....kay?"

    god that was hot

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yuffie is a cloti shipper

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't use Yuffie to push your shitty ship morona she is for Clouffie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She went on a date with Cloud at Tifas request to dig for info

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like Tifa would ever be assertive enough to do anything like that. Yuffie starts getting wet on the date imagining herself with Cloud and tsun kisses him. Clouffie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yuffie has conflicting feelings but ultimately decides to support Tifa out of loyalty

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ninja dicky

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cloud only smiles when he's 100% in the schizo zone
      kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what scene is this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s when Cloud sees Aerith sitting next to him when the groups all sitting around at the end.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is every cutscene in this game so damn silly? I swear every cutscene has some campy writing or moments added that the dev team can't be intending for people to take this seriously. That moment at the start of the gold saucer where even Sephiroth in Cloud's schizo delusions/timeline frickery is telling him to have a good time killed me harder than that entire spectacle of bullshit immediately preceding it.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fix your colours pls... Next post Cloud's smiling at his Shinra troops

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He probably has HDR on

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got those screenshots off a YouTube video.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Colours still look weird... And you might as well save the screenshots in 1080p+

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Something I noticed about these remake games is that Cloud (and Zack for the most part) either looks Asian, or like a full blown White guy completely randomly from scene to scene. Like literally in different lighting Cloud is suddenly a pink skinned big nosed White guy and then in the next he has Asian eyes. Claudia is clearly a White woman so Cloud being half white might be understandable but we literally fricking see Zacks White parents and he’s clearly Asian in Remakes scene. Is it just my autism or does no one else notice this inconsistency in character design?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have autism

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Provide a pic where you believe Cloud to look Asian and one where you believe him to look white.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I made a Zack one first. These two are very clearly not the same person. Look at the eyes, nose and lips. What the frick is this? I’ll do Cloud next.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon learns people look different depending on lighting

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lighting changes nose shape, lips shape and eye shape

                I know this is an obtuse place but here’s another shot of Zack in Rebirth to compare

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing I can think of is that Zack’s Remake appearance was before they hammered out his Reunion design. He doesn’t look like that Remake cutscene in Rebirth and looks consistent. Cloud just has sharp eyes, no one honestly thinks he’s Asian in the Remake

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no one honestly thinks he’s Asian in the Remake
                in the in-game engine no, but those rendered cutscenes he does look kinda Asian to the point that it's distracting how different the two models look

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reminds me of Tidus looking like fricking Meg Ryan all game and then in the CGI cutscenes he’s a Pacific Islander. Was it ever explained why Square does this?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tidus is the one Cloud looks like in those CGI scenes, it's fricking uncanny

                People will argue the FFXV homosexuals look Asian, it’s just the way Square models characters most of their character designs are mo capped by Japs. Capcom actually uses white actors to base their character models off of and you can tell.

                >People will argue the FFXV homosexuals look Asian
                you can't tell me you don't see it in Noctis in a few scenes. and like you said you DON'T see it in Resident Evil games because they use white actors, no one will confuse Leon for a jpop singer

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                In a few scenes maybe but cmon this is a fricking white guy idc

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but young Noctis is the most Asian looking FF character I’ve ever seen.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which makes it all the more weirder that he grows up looking white. Idk I think there’s just massive inconsistency with the characters racial features but according to this thread I’m wrong unless other people chime in

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                People will argue the FFXV homosexuals look Asian, it’s just the way Square models characters most of their character designs are mo capped by Japs. Capcom actually uses white actors to base their character models off of and you can tell.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I always found it hilarious that Noctis goes from being a Kpop looking Japanese teenager to just and Italian guy growing up. Aren’t these characters partly designed by an Italian guy? Is that why there’s so much dissonance in shit like

                I made a Zack one first. These two are very clearly not the same person. Look at the eyes, nose and lips. What the frick is this? I’ll do Cloud next.

                Asian on the left, clearly a White guy on the right.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Asian on the left, clearly a White guy on the right.

                >Lighting changes nose shape, lips shape and eye shape

                I know this is an obtuse place but here’s another shot of Zack in Rebirth to compare

                Maybe I’m blind, but they look the same to me. Only difference I notice is in the first Zack image, his eyebrows look a little bushier.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Either you’re actually face blind, or you’re just being disingenuous. Either way I see two completely different sets of faces and ethnicities

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nta but stop your autism already

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just pointing out a weird inconsistency. Since you’re nta, you don’t see what I’m seeing? Honest question

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No bro

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like you’re being disingenuous but it’s fine I’m bored of the thread anyway

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Asian on the left, clearly a White guy on the right.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You fricking losers have never touched a woman but you'll act like aerith is used goods because she's dated Zack already. LMFAO have a nice day fricking pieces of shit. Women are allowed to have multiple loves and different lives. They aren't just objects for you to own

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Women are allowed to have multiple loves and different lives. They aren't just objects for you to own
      Sure but don't turn around and also say I should be forced to be with said women.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You fricking losers have never touched a woman
      Yes I have
      >but you'll act like aerith is used goods because she's dated Zack already.
      She is
      >LMFAO have a nice day fricking pieces of shit.
      That's not nice you shouldn't say that
      >Women are allowed to have multiple loves and different lives.
      No they're not
      >They aren't just objects for you to own
      Yes they are

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roastie moment

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aeriths boyfriend dies
      >she moves on and falls for cloud like a year later
      >barrets girl dies
      >he remains single for years and most likely the rest of his life
      kek, barret is based.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like to believe Barret takes Elmyra's ass to pound town.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry chud, she's taken.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Barret should have gotten together with Cloud, unironically

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ghosted her for 5 years
        FTFY

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Barret is old and is enough on romance. Aerith is still young and have a life ahead of her.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did Hojo also give him laser hair removal?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah that was Sephiroth's doing

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game is fairly normal the entire time
    >reach the last chapter
    >balls to the walls off the fricking rails at mach speed
    why does SE do this? they did it with remake and now rebirth. is this what happens when nomuras in charge of shit? because this same shit happened in KH3 but that was arguably worse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nojima is the writer for everything you mentioned. It’s his fault.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does Tifa want to be in a relationship with Cloud exactly?

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >couldnt say who my favorite or least character is
    >enter chapter 10
    >red xiii is hopping around like a homosexual to get his photo taken

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spend forever map-clear cucking to unlock everything in a region.
    >Absolutely despise how it ruins the stories pace.
    >takes for fricking ever
    >unlock next part of story
    >Have to repeat all the chadley fricking regional bullshit again.

    It's been a while since I've played a game where unlocking a new area makes me want to stop playing for the day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kills me is there is really no in universe reason to do the open world collectable shit, and there's hardly any gameplay reason to. The game would have been so much better without any of the Chadley stuff, and they probably could have even finished the remake with this game. Cut out the 40+ hours of filler and just put in the rest of the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      gongaga music i like but it drove me crazy after awhile, cosmo canyons field music made me want to kill myself

      Barret should have gotten together with Cloud, unironically

      i think its about to happen for my cloud because hes got the highest approval rating currently

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does the group never talk about clouds schizo problem?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they care. There's a very good chance he'll just break so they're being cautious.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what happens if he "breaks"?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk but what do you think will happen if a super soldier goes crazy. Either way, even if he doesnt hurt them, they still need his strength for the mission that they have

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing good either way. Either he becomes dangerous or he becomes comatose (as in OG)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sephiroth broke

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This happens

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why is Cloud like this? I can't believe people like him.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He was controlled by Jenova cells. It's sci-fi fantasy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >letting some long haired homosexual in a crystal control you
                I bet the homosexual enjoys letting this stranger frick his wife through him. Probably performs better in bed too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes not a schizo, hes literally unironically ascended above everyone else at the end. although his mind is still broken with the whole zack shit but thats completely separate

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Dude’s either so connected with the lifestream or Aerith at this point that he IS seeing her. There’s no way to deny that when Nanaki feels Aerith (who Cloud is watching) pet him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not convenient right now t.Nojima

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only Tifa cares because she knew him well growing up, the rest of the group have always just seen him as a sheltered autist and Aerith just sees him as a bodyguard.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bug from OG becomes lore in Remake
    One of the most based things I've seen in the game so far.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what bug, I don't recall

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what bug? was wondering why there was an annoying af talking dog

        In JP version of OG you could trigger a debug fight against an enemy called "test 0" in the Correl Prison pit that uses the basic dog enemy model, it doesn't fight back and just replays a dialogue line asking you to spare it or something.
        In rebirth they turned the pit into a fight pit and made him a boss, his AI doesn't activate until you attack him and he also has a gimmick where he plays dead to mimic the debug fight which didn't fight back.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what bug? was wondering why there was an annoying af talking dog

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does she have mako eyes

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you use the buster sword the whole game or does it get outclassed?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should use it even if that happens for immersion

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All weapons are viable. They just have different materia slots and different special attacks that carry over to other weapons once you use them enough.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, its not like the game is all that difficult aside from full might summons and the gilgamesh trials. its pretty funny that the first weapon you get, the sleek blade i think, is like the best weapon throughout the entire game

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i pick clouds weapon based on which one looks coolest

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to molest Cloud.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know they changed the story a little so I want to finish remake before starting rebirth but some parts are a fricking slog

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you think Remake is a slog, you're going to love Rebirth. Instead of 8 hours of content padded out to 30, it's 10 hours of content padded out to 70.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm happy I get to spend more time with my wife.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of the streamers I had on in the background complained that she wasn't up to the enemy's levels after doing hours of "optional" content. No wonder people are saying it's padded and it doesn't sound optional at all.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You only get significant XP from side quests, you don't get much from the open world checklist stuff. However, the open world stuff is necessary to increase the party level, and to get Chadley points to get materia that I would consider essential. It's possible to skip all of it, but I wouldn't advise it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still on chapter 8? on remake, I just met aeris and we're hanging out in the poorgay area of midgard but the problem I have is that it feels like they're dragging the game just for the sake of making a longer game rather than a better game.
        The bits taken from the original game are cool though and I heard the gameplay etc is better in rebirth. One thing I like a lot is the materia system in this game, especially the linking materia system.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          With Remake they padded things out to justify the amount of time it took to make all the assets. In the original game, the sector 7 slums are a few still images, so it's not a big deal that you only spend 10 minutes there. In Remake they had to fully model everything, so now you need to spend 3 hours there.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The padding is significantly worse in Rebirth.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can just breeze through the main story in Rebirth if you don't want to play the side content

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >will be well below enemy levels all game
              >will miss out on powerful materia that makes up the difference
              Lol no you can’t

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can change the game difficulty to Easy any time in System menu. If you want to do the side content for side content rewards, then you have to do the side content.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>will be well below enemy levels all game
                You level up quickly to required levels just by fighting the battles in the areas as you make through them. If you keep running away, of course your characters won't gain levels

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    am i retarted or are a lot of late game enemies/bosses kinda bullshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They require meta.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They require meta.

      So do Ruby and Emerald.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who is more mentally insane, cloud or sephiroth?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those two are the only sane characters actually.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa, Elena. Commandor

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did Hojo do to Roche
    What was he accelerating

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is there no canon shipping wars among the party about who Cloud should be with?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They all support themselves x Cloud, even Nanaki

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have added a date with the Rufus.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      where Rufus tells Cloud he isnt soldier?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking they have gay sex, but yeah, that could work to.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A Rufus date was cut from the OG, it featured him asking Cloud why the party kept boycotting his huge materia plan to get rid of meteor IIRC. Cloud replied that he trusts in Aerith

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I found it.
        >Cait Sith: No, no. He just wants to meet face to face.
        >Cloud: Where?
        >Cait Sith: The Gold Saucer
        >Scene change to Gold Saucer
        >Rufus: It’s been a while. What is Sephiroth doing?
        >*Cloud shrugs*
        >Rufus: Hmph, even as a Sephiroth copy you don’t know?
        >Cloud: That’s not me...I was just a kid. I was living in a dream world of my own creation. I’ve given up pretending I was a SOLDIER. Now I’m just Cloud.
        >Rufus: Well then “just Cloud”. As we speak meteor is own its way to destroy the planet. What will you and your group do?
        >Cloud: We’ll...we’ll borrow the planet’s power. The ancients’ power. We’ll all combine our strength and then...
        >Rufus: Heheh. I don’t need to hear such nonsense from you, you’re better off telling fairytales to kids. Let’s speak realistically shall we?
        >Rufus: Sephiroth is calling meteor. In other words, if we stop Sephiroth we stop meteor. That is our goal. We will defeat Sephiroth. Preparations are already underway. You all can do whatever you want. However! Do not get in our way. This is our last chance of survival. You understand that don’t you?
        >Rufus makes to leave
        >Rufus: I want to ask you one thing. Why are you all still so confident you have a chance at victory even now?
        >Cloud: ...Aerith.
        >Rufus doesn’t hear
        >Rufus: What did you say?
        >Cloud: Even if I told you, you wouldn’t understand
        >Rufus shakes his head and leaves
        >Cloud: Aerith...we’re doing the right thing. Right?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There's a high chance we'll get this in part 3
          Rufussisters we won.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud's most cherished person.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'll get her back anon.

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    picrel replaces Aerith in part 3

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DLC will be Wutai sidequest
    However, since the main party didn't go this timeline it'll be the Turks doing it since they're already there and also so Square can cash in on Reno fangirl money

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reno needs a new VA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying they'll make the turks playable
      the dlc will obviously be vincent when he was a turk

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cissnei dlc.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want a rufus dlc featuring his doggo

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    does FF7 prove that women only care about looks?

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Commander x Cloud > Rufus x Cloud > Esther x Cloud > Kyrie x Cloud > Chloe x Cloud

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yuffie is the only where Could actually has fun. It's also the only moment he makes a genuine effort to get past his depresive tersness and actually tries to enjoy himself and goof around.
    Just saying.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he has fun with Barret, a romance with Tifa, and a cucked incel fantasy with Aerith

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She tells Cloud “you’re the coolest” when he wins boxing game against Dio. I really like her.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that, it also shows the strength of Yuffie’s character when she realizes she likes Cloud, admits she’s bad with feelings, but sucks it up and kisses him anyway.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has fun with Aerith too, it's only with Tifa where their moments are as boring as her

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Tifa one is the only other date he's proactive in

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud hates Yuffie and only lets her tag along for her moveset, even during their date he looked disgusted when she kissed him on the cheek.

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No one mentions Rufus x Tseng
    But that's his famous fujo ship

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's boring. Tseng is made to be cucked by either Zack or Cloud anyway

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        As Rufus's right hand man he is his sex slave, that's great fujo fuel

        Is it really? I thought by virtue of being the two most important characters that Sephiroth x Cloud would be the most popular fujo ship.

        Most popular ship involving Rufus or Tseng I mean

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really? I thought by virtue of being the two most important characters that Sephiroth x Cloud would be the most popular fujo ship.

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not one mention of Hojo x Aerith
    tasteless swine...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hojo already NTRd Vincent. If he were to do that to Cloud, he would be too powerful…

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fight against fate! Well uhh actually no never mind

    What the frick was that ending? Did Sephiroth undo shit?

    Whatever happened with them teasing Jessie’s glove/bandana? Is she dead? Alive? Is Biggs dead in the main timeline? I fricking hate alternate dimension shit.

    I’m guessing part 3 will “unify” all the timelines so everyone’s alive again KH3 style.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Multiverse bullshit. It’s awful.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They must have taken in the feedback because Jessie, Biggs and Wedge are all dead in Rebirth. Wedge is shown getting thrown out of a building by ghost jannies like he died originally

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just finished it, and yeah while I enjoyed most of the ride the whole idea of "a new uncertain timeline where anything can change" wasn't really what we got.
      Also I don't see the difference between Sephiroth blowing up the planet vs. destroying all the timelines. It's the same thing, everyone dies.

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did a guy with a baseball bat defeat Cloud in 1 hit?

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is how Part 3 ends.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spitroast Aerith?

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BACKSTREET'S BACK

    ALRIGHT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two cucks and one chad.

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if Cloud is autistic why did they give him 10/10 game when picking up girls? especially Tifa, he always knows what to say

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He fails upwards because he has looksmaxx. No girl would give a brooding edgelord the time of the day if he didn't look like a total Chad Thunderwiener.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        women care about personality more than looks, unironically.

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Soldiers wear turtlenecks with no sleeves?

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud < 1 random bandit with a bat

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in love with a corpse

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no Wutai, no buy, simple as

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This double Test 0 fight is the most bullshit thing I've ever seen. One of them gets staggered and the other just non-stop runs circles around you constantly knocking you out of any attack you attempt.

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is Cloti more popular than Clerith?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mental illness usually affects only a small part of the population 2-5%

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to get time materia besides the shooting minigame at Costa del Sol?

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SQUEENIX YOU HAD ONE FRICKING JOB. ONE MOTHERFRICKING JOB. DON'T FRICK UP THE RED XIII COSMO CANYON SCENE. WHAT IN THE FRICK WAS THAT SHIT. GOD. FRICKING. DAMNIT.

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tifa is ugly
    >Cissnei is ugly
    >Aerith is ugly
    Stop being jealous

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The truth is only Kyrie is cute.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is not that cute

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to tongue her belly button.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kyrie will take it up the ass if you offer her 500 gil. That's cute to you?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Proof?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          SHE'S LIKE THE CUTEST
          THE CUTEST AROUND

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tifa is beautiful. especially from the neck down

          this game gave me a pit fetish

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Truth be told MIA is the cutest girl in the game even if she's annoying

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve only seen that image of her on that monitor thing, is there any image of her fully?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't seen any but even that shitty monitor is enough to tell me she's the cutest

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who is number 2?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. She's AI and doesn't have physical body

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is there an image of her face at least that’s not 5 feet away from the camera?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There might been few full monitor shots of her in the game, but not many. Can't even remember, but if there were they were after area special monster fights. You might want to check Youtube because I'm not going to do your work for you, MAI

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tifa is beautiful. especially from the neck down

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frogfa...

        Tifa looks like a frog

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She’s so ugly in this game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did they actually change the models between this game and the last?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They made her boobs bigger
              And people just want something to be mad at

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She dresses like a fricking prostitute.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is so cute

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did they make Tifa’s midriff sexier in this game or is it just me?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They did give her more abs definition

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gilgamesh is the best fight of the remake series so far

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gongaga protorelic involves going to old training simulators
    >training simulators label rufus as president
    but rufus only just became president so why is the abandoned simulator talking about current events?

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many times does Cloud break Tifas heart this game? i counted at least 11

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LIAR
      >ywn be the real Tifa

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? Its Mai mu virtual gf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That chocobo girl from Corel Prison for me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's chadley with pigtail extensions bro...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      C U T E
      U
      T
      E

      that's chadley with pigtail extensions bro...

      Chadley is male Tifa with a dbz monocle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie that’s Chadley.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        would

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game sold like shit because people hated remake lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should have made a good game the first time…

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        very true

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I noticed lotsa people seething about the game haven't played neither OG nor Remakes. I finished Rebirth yesterday

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    will Tifa ever find true love?

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best girl

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    post some chloe

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chicken quest in gongaga
    what the frick is this movement why can you only move in one direction

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's frustrating but worth it for the ending

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are supposed to back pedal back to the chicken lady while luring the chicken in. Pay attention to the quest marker on the map. And with the alst chicken don't be discouraged even though the distance is long, the game will do bait and switch. At the end of the quest the chicken lady slaughters one of the chickens and Red will be shocked that they saved the chickens just so that they can be killed for food for you

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never(literally) fapped to Aerith.
    Been jackin it for Tifa and checking rule 34 everyday since release!

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will forgive Chadley for being an annoying little shit if he gives MAI a physical body

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I will make her my waifu immediately.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Only waifu-ing a girl if she has a body
        Weak. Learn from Cloud.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not comparable, Cloud can still physically touch Ghostrith.

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    has there ever existed a more "incel" love interest choice than Aerith?

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else notice once you get to the forgotten capital it plays the same hymn from the start of Advent Children

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people like the original game? it has the same depth as a DvD menu

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You had to be there to understand. it was unironically many players first story and character driven games with anime aesthetics and JRPG stuff
      t. played ff7 in 90s first time

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aerith won

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they always put Aerith with the other FF heroines?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Terra
      homie she gets literally mogged by Celes in her own game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        T-terra got a $14k statue

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't matter. Terra and Lightning get cucked in their own games

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Celes is the love interest in FF6
        Penelo is the love interest in FF12

        Terra have no love interest and she is cute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luna or Aeris?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aeris, Luna is boring

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luna is not even a character

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stella.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cindy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Celes is the love interest in FF6
      Penelo is the love interest in FF12

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >FF12
        It's Ashe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone is mogging Yuna, even Garnet
      Bros...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn’t Hope be on there instead of Lightning?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really depends
      Rydia is more popular than Rosa
      Same with Faris
      I consider Serah better than Lightning too
      Celes, like they said, completely cucks Terra, to the point I always thought why not fuse both characters

  133. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the FF7 books confirm that Cloud has never had sex but Aerith and Tifa have had multiple sex partners.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah all me.

  134. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yuffie mating press

  135. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aerffie is better than Aerti

  136. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The only thing close to a boyfriend Tifa ever had was Cloud. They grew up together. You might be thinking of Aerith when you say boyfriend. That would be Zack.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tifa had a thing with Emilio

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually played the game and that's untrue

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why does she always talk about him specifically then? Tifa isnt a virgin and is trying to trick Cloud into being with her because she realizes no respectable man will want her

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's testing Cloud's memory

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              about how many men she fricked

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            In Junon under city there's a dialogue option about whether Cloud remembers people from Nibelheim, Tifa asks whether Cloud remembers Emilio. It's just to see whether you paid attention to stuff

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You'd only know Emilio if you read that shitty novella.

  137. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  138. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream where Aerith was my girlfriend. We were out on a date and then some Hispanic came and shot her. Damn, that was rough.

  139. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

  140. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elena is cute and funny

    • 3 months ago
      aceman
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love her in Rebirth. Cute as frick, enthusiastic about her job and always talking shit. Cloud should ditch the other girls and give her a corrective pregnancy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She'd kick his ass then nurse him back to health. Then kick his ass again.

        • 3 months ago
          aceman

          >tfw no elena to beat you up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >step into the inn and lay on the bed, cloud

  141. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what secret magic do nips possess that they can just consistently design these godtier characters

  142. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    does Tifa owe Cloud a relationship?

  143. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa fricked Johnny.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but Aeris fricked Zack and sold her vegana to survive

  144. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m playing the game right now. I totally forgot about these rest benches.

  145. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the temple of the ancients not give Cloud a trial?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He already sees Sephiroth 24/7

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didnt you play it? After other characters' trial when you move on to the hallway that opened, Cloud has his trial

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh... I thought that was him being a schizo again

  146. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is THE worst thing in the FF7 compilation?

  147. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No woman will ever top her...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want her to top me

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