Final Fantasy VII REBIRTH

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yet Aerith won
    most curious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a straight white man and never saw that scene.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i got the gayass red xiii date.
        Which was made even gayer by the new VA.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ZOINKS

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          His English and Japanese VA are literally twinks

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lol
          It’s funny how degenerate furgays have made me absolutely despise this character and feel actively revulsed be him whenever he’s in a cutscene or part of the party.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I always hated him
            He always looked like a furgay edgy self insert

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well, I never liked him because having a talking animal in your story is always cringe but now he disgusts me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >AIIIEEE WHY DID THEY GIVE RED A NEW VA
          The gruff intellectual voice is the same actor, putting on an act.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody said anything about his voice, moron.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Nobody said anything about his voice, moron.

              i got the gayass red xiii date.
              Which was made even gayer by the new VA.

              >Which was made even gayer by the new VA.
              VA stands for "voice actor" ESL-kun

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But that one's actually pretty good. And it has some interesting lore.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah? Ill raise you a brick shithouse with a gun arm

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Red XIII is cool it's like taking your talking dog out to a carnival. He's basically Scooby-Doo except smart.

          The only part where they made him fricking weird and pandered to the furgays is when you choose him during the "confess your love" scene in Loveless.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know why fellow clotis are hyping the kiss so much, it makes it look like Cloud only kissed her because he thought Aerith was still in love with Zack and then it's never referenced again. It has the same impact as the dog side mission in Junon. Then the next chapters Cloud is all about Aerith.

        It would be much better if they hugged at most and then got intimate in game three after Cloud recovers his memories. Now she'll never beat the second option allegations, no matter if Aerith stays dead.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Cloud only kissed her because he thought Aerith was still in love with Zack

          the context of him asking about Aerith is because tifa said she would talk to her about Zacks death. When she said she did not Cloud assumed it was because she still liked Zack and it would be hard for her to hear the news. It had nothing to do with romance

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cloud wanted to know if Aerith was still into him in Gongaga, he was clearly jealous.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              he just asked to know what she was feeling. he was not jealous.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                he was jealous

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It literally says he was jealous in the original version of the scene.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that isnt what happened in the new one, though

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus Christ this is some weapon grade denial. It even confirms she was just worried about the fact Zack was missing in the new games.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, this time they don't give you the option to feel sorry for Zack, Cloud tells her he's an butthole and to forget about him. And he clearly looks conflicted when he walks away.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus fricking christ, you are DEEP in denial. Remake Ultimania confirmed that Cloud blocked Zack's name from his mind when he was on the date with Aerith on the playground because he got jealous and didn't want to think of another man sitting there on that spot with Aerith. It's literally CANON FACT that Cloud is jealous over Zack's relationship with Aerith.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It makes perfect sense, in the OG there was the option to say "poor guy" or Cloud being "jealous, envious". This time they made it the only option.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Forget about that loser.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It makes Cloud even more of an butthole. You don't bring up another girl and say shit like "she must still not be over her ex, huh?" when you're on a date lol. It was a rebound kiss and Tifa having no backbone and falling for shit like that is one of her character traits until she had to become the party leader later on and got the ONS from Cloud so I guess it makes sense?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Between this and how it's never referenced again (kisses in FF are always a big deal) it really feels like it's the one date that can't be canon. All the others make sense within story.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's jenova, not aerith

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe we're all Jenova.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love the shit eating grin she does when she does the exact same thing to Tifa again at the beginning of Rebirth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah too bad she's fricking dead, Rest In Piss

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    troony thread

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have said this before but I genuinely think you could attribute a substantial portion of white westerners' yellow fever to Tifa, at least among millennials and gen X. I distinctly remember being 7 and seeing her for the first time and experiencing what must've been my earliest sexual interest in women.
    It's funny too because Aerith is more popular in Japan, but she's white as frick. I think if white women found asian men as attractive as white men find Asian women we'd all have fricked each other into mutts in just 2-3 generations, and you'd be able to blame that on Tifa Lockheart.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tifa never looked Asian outside of AC and beyond. Nomura is a hack homosexual. She's supposed to have a Southern belle appearance, per Sakaguchi.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was Karate Kid 2 (specifically the tea scene where the chick lets her hair down) and the super hot waitress at my local Chinese buffet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t care plus didn’t ask.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Your fault for reading it then

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nice moron opinion no one asked for

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Tifa
      >Asian
      Anyway Asians rarely have big breasts. You'd think people would be in love with the literal Asian in the game but that doesn't happen either now does it anon?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Yuffie look whiter than Tifa?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Aerithgays have been seething since getting DOODbunked

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sephy is SEETHING

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop making images smaller.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sephy is SEETHING

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cloud enters the portal, creates a split.
        Remake party stays behind and waits until the whisper wall disintegrates.
        Cloud saves Aerith, creates another split.
        >Dead Remake Aerith (no one was there)
        >Dead Aerith Cloud tried to save (the one giving the speech)
        >Alive Aerith; Remake Cloud deflected Masamune and is engulfed in a rainbow.
        Sephiroth converges the timelines. Now the Aeriths are as one, and dead/dying.
        Lifestream 4D Aerith arrives (green Lifestream particles) and tells Cloud it's okay, maintaining his "sanity".
        The party enters and sees the convergence as Sephiroth intended with the fallen Aerith.
        Tifa somehow flickers between living and dead Aeriths, before settling in. (she cannot see the rainbow like Cloud)
        Sephiroth attempts to harvest their rage, but Cloud is maintains composure (he doesn't start with his limit break like the others).
        >Boss fights
        >Remake Cloud is taken from whatever timeline to the Edge of Creation.
        4D 1997 Aeris arrives to aid Cloud versus Sephiroth.
        The final boss sequence plays out and Sephiroth loses, angrily leaving.
        >The confluence is stopped and the worlds united so too split.
        Aeris fades back in to the Lifestream (green particles again).
        The party and Cloud return to Remake timeline.
        That Aerith is dead and has returned to the Lifestream, white materia fell, etc.
        The party mourns as Cloud approaches from behind.
        As he gets closer, a whisper approaches and Cloud is alone with Aerith in a rainbow. He asks to her to get up and she does, they exchange smiles.
        Supposedly the burial happens next in the Remake timeline, but it seems that Cloud has memory holed the experience, possibly due to the living Aerith on the other line.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ok

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Aerith; Remake Cloud deflected Masamune and is engulfed in a rainbow.
          You see the rainbow even when with Aerith stabbed.
          Correct me if Im wrong but the rainbow theory is about Cloud changing the timelines to make stuff "better" right?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You get the rainbow every time the characters made a choice that can change the timeline, Zack got one when he decided to save Cloud instead of Biggs.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That just felt like the 'alternate options' disappearing once he made a choice.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >You get the rainbow every time the characters made a choice
              No you also get a rainbow everytime the Lifestream or white whispers are around. I could be wrong but I'm not convinced it's a thing beyond visual effect.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >You see the rainbow even when with Aerith stabbed.
            Things were still in the process of merging. Even the rainbow Masamune had blood on it despite being deflected.
            It goes
            >Rainbow Masamune that was blocked
            >Flickers to bloody Masamune, no rainbow
            >Sephiroth flicks the blood on Cloud in the rainbow

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Wtf do you mean rainbow masamune

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's in the world defined by the rainblow glow Cloud created when he blocked the sword

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            See

            Ya ya reddit i know, but read this, its the most accurate explanation yet
            reddit.com/r/FFVIIRemake/comments/1bm50al/observations_analysis_and_theory_as_to_whats/

            Someone please put this reddit post into an infograph image so we don't have to keep linking to that cancerous site.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop making images smaller.

      VERY
      POOR
      FORM

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa can literally solo this game even on Hard. Her Multiplayer on staggered enemies is still just as broken as it was on Remake. Any boss that give you problem just try to stagger it and then switch to Tifa and melt away his life in seconds. Even better if you got a maxed out Time materia to use Stop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yuffie + Tifa is comical, Cloud and Aerith are pretty great too. 13 has good stuff but is awful at building atb, no range

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes, but youre still salty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that smile

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Jenovaerith is correct. I know it won’t be, but maybe we’ll get the subversive masterpiece where all the Nomura Kingdom Hearts bullshit really is all high level Cloud mind fricking for maximum schizo kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm partial to Cloud have a real and fake Tulparith.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there was just too much evidence pointing at it being real for it to be a jenova illusion, but it would be funny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jenovaerith would be much a more interesting angle to go with in an attempt at trying to mindfrick the player alongside Cloud while still preparing to sucker punch you with the feeling of her loss that was so important in the OG game, but unfortunately her being real is the much safer option I expect them to go with

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You’re the same type of moron that thinks M. Night Shyamalan movies are genius for throwing in moronic plot twist that ruin the story.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Right, because undercutting her death with her actually being alive on another world and still being super relevant in the next game isn't at all a stupid plot twist.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No it’s stupid, but it’s a significant magnitude less stupid than whatever moronic fan theory you gays are cooking up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They don't have the balls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Jenovaerith
      Most stupid shit I've read today. Where the frick did this even come from?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People hoping the story will have some kind of twist to make it deeper than what it is, which is just an excuse to bring Aerith and Zack back to life. All of it is coping nonsense for one reason or another.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >references fan theory that strongly implies Aerith is 100% dead
          >but they want her back to life
          What

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            People are cooking up shit like "Jenovaerith" because they want the story to not just be an excuse to resurrect a 30 year long dead woman and her ex boyfriend. They hope some kind of miraculous twist will occur where it's not exactly that when it's obvious from the end of Remake the whole entire trilogy was cooked up as an opportunity to revive dead people. The timelines are nothing more than an excuse to bring dead people back to life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shitposting to troll people and then some moronic streamer came up with the same theory

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >some moronic streamer came up with the same theory
          Who? And morons actually support that bullshit?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Max Dood. He finished the game last night apparently. Most of his followers seem to think he’s being a moron but some people are taking it as an opportunity to double down on their shitposting sense their stupid theory now has some “credibility”. The moron literally thought Aeris’s CG model at the end looked like Sephiroth.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus christ. People need to stop dickriding this little b***h.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >The moron literally thought Aeris’s CG model at the end looked like Sephiroth.
              Ok, I'm all-in on the Sephiroth in a dress theory.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't he like a big Tifa fan? Sounds like a cope theory after seeing them set up a Cloud/Aerith reunion for part 3 in the ending.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Considering most people hyping the theory are clotis, makes sense. Their worst case scenario is that Aerith is still alive in another world.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Makes sense. Well considering Hamaguchi himself is a Clerith + No Promises to Keep lyrics being so blatant, they're most likely not gonna like part 3 then.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Funny enough, it's Loveless being so blatant that made me change my mind on where they are going with the romance. And looking at the reaction of people playing the last 3 chapters, I feel the 3rd part is going to disappoint a lot of folk.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >it's Loveless being so blatant
                Can you elaborate on that?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Rosa being a staff wielding magic user, Aerith being Rosa in 4/6 of the dates, the play having the same name as the street where they met, Varvados telling the Prisoner he's a puppet of fate, the song basically spelling out how they will meet again, the ending of Loveless paralleling their goodbye at the end of Rebirth.

                Above all, going with the "Cloud trying to reunite with Aerith since he said he'll meet her in the Promised Land was our plan all along and I put it in the play Genesis is obsessed with" is the kind of thing Nomura and Nojima would go for, as opposed to "Cloud gets over it and grows old with the girl next door"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I still like Tifa as a character and hopes she doesn’t get a bad ending. Maybe they’ll show her happier without Cloud. They probably won’t show her with another man though given her fans.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tifa is my favourite and I think Zack is perfect for her, always felt Cloud can't give her what she wants or needs, but I know I'm the minority.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately for you Cissnei was folded into 7 proper with the apparent intention of being for Zack since she was crazy about him in CC

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >it's Loveless being so blatant
                Can you elaborate on that?

                Rosa being a staff wielding magic user, Aerith being Rosa in 4/6 of the dates, the play having the same name as the street where they met, Varvados telling the Prisoner he's a puppet of fate, the song basically spelling out how they will meet again, the ending of Loveless paralleling their goodbye at the end of Rebirth.

                Above all, going with the "Cloud trying to reunite with Aerith since he said he'll meet her in the Promised Land was our plan all along and I put it in the play Genesis is obsessed with" is the kind of thing Nomura and Nojima would go for, as opposed to "Cloud gets over it and grows old with the girl next door"

                Also

                Alphreid going from a hero to being branded a "villain" = Meta commentary about how all renditions of Cloud's character post OG FF7 are just him chasing down Sephiroth across different universes for killing Aerith/depressed about losing her, turning him into a one-note character for 30 years.

                Rosa saying "Your woeful cries could not fail to reach mine ears" after unlocking his cell = Remake project, post AC Sephiroth traveling back through time to get a different outcome. Post AC Aerith does the same as she wants to protect Cloud as per Lifestream Black/White. Also meta as Remake allows SE to correct people's perception of Cloud's character that he's not always a Squall type, but instead a goofball who experienced too much loss and that Tifa isn't his "girlfriend".

                Cait Sith narration that all chance encounters meet the same end = OG Aerith meeting was a chance encounter while Remake meeting was a combination of her waiting for Cloud instead + black whispers restraining her there to ensuring she and Cloud would meet. Insinuating that this time she could be saved for real by part 3 and end the compilation on a happy note.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What condemns a grown man to type this out?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically tumblr

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                FF7 shipping brings out the autism in people. This is not new.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This

                FF7 shipping brings out the autism in people. This is not new.

                OP baited out "Clerith" shippers in full force

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Isn't he like a big Tifa fan?
                He was calling Aerith "Cloud's girlfriend" throughout his theory rant yesterday so I don't think so.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >The moron literally thought Aeris’s CG model at the end looked like Sephiroth.
              Ok, I'm all-in on the Sephiroth in a dress theory.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              All of his max vaxxing finally did his brain in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >some moronic streamer came up with the same theory
        Who? And morons actually support that bullshit?

        >Where the frick did this even come from?
        It's Maximilian Dood's theory. He's one of the biggest and most influential FF7 streamers so unfortunately a lot of people are gonna take what he says as fact.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What a fricking moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It would be interesting, but it makes no sense with how rebirth ended unless you have zero reading comprehension.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't there a Nomura game where the lead heroine was controlled by the goddess of that game's universe or something?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Correct. When Nomura was making Versus 13 [spoiler]Noctis killed Stella and Stella's soul was going to be controlled by Etro in order to control Noctis[/spoiler]

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Stella
          >Etro
          Who?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Am I crazy or am I the only one who thinks the girl you mentioned look exactly like 16's Jill Warrick?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >jill looks like her
            Frick

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Jill was a Nomura character?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Who's the girl in the bottom pic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Man how can you type this shit and not think it's complete moronation. How can FF7Rgays pretend this story is anything less than pure shit? Do you just see silly minigames and clap, then shut your eyes and ears during the cutscenes?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ClotiBlack folk lose their braincells in chapter 13 and 14.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm busy looking at Yuffie's stomach during the cutscenes haha

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        character moments go brrrrrrr

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    reddit fantasy 7: redditbirth

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    :3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shipping shit is gay and the only thing i care about is when people makes lists of characters who are team tifa or aerith

      please god make a scene showing him doing all this shit through vr

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this cat peed on my sneakers!
      Also I want Barret's jacket, looks comfy and well ventilated.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She was, then they cut her boobs off.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Nowhere good on the internet to talk about the story.
    At least you can call people gays here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what do you wanna talk about?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The themes of "lying for his sake" that both women do.
        >The above but with additional thought of a benevolent Aerith purposefully deluding Cloud so he can keep it together .
        >Convergence Divergence: Sephiroth failed to maintain the confluence and it separated again.
        >Sephiroth's goal is a unity, but Zack's existence seems to continually create offshoots. Is this on purpose?
        >Are we following the same Zack spirit or muiltiple?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The timelines will converge and this will be the only remaining one. The most obvious thing is the one they're going to go with. The Remake timeline will be the only extant one by the end of 3. This also means new spinoffs, so I wouldn't be surprised if this is done parallel with an announcement of a "New Compliation Series" and they start announcing remade spinoffs. No one has too many nice things to say about AC or DoC and this means they can remake those as well.
          1 timeline by the end, decanonize even the OG, everyone lives, everyone, no permanent deaths in the party, even Sephiroth lives somehow.
          Screencap this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What if they remade AC but all it did was replace Tifa with Aerith?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Italian futa bae

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares? Aerith is more beautiful and she’s the one Cloud falls in love with. I think Tifa is sexy as hell and I’m more attracted to her but we aren’t Cloud.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    :3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the visual contrast between that and a BBC is just perfection

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is when I knew Tifa wasn’t pure and knew exactly how sexy she actually was.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=mnbiIMdhTuamy-uY

    Look how fricking technical the game gets

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FF7R3 will have 8 final boss fights. No checkpoints so you need to restart all of them should you fail. Sephiroth>Safer>Jenova>Sephiroth(whole party)>Sephiroth(just cloud)>Sephioth(Cloud/Zack/Aeirth)>Zack>Aerith. Yes Zack and Aerith will be the final bosses. Why you might ask? Well Cloud is gonna have to wipe out everyone who screwed with the timelines by using the black materia to absorb meteor power. After all is said and done. The multiverse is sealed and the entire world gets a reset. The final scene will be Cloud chilling at a train station in a nice town when suddenly a woman with pink hair sits next to him......

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa? You mean JENOVA.
    Aeritth? You mean JENOVA.

    You know who ISN'T Jenova? The white rose of Wutai, Yuffie!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      false, Yuffie died in deep ground

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Yuffie being killed by those b***h ass jabroni's
        >literal jobbers
        >C team behind Soldier and The Turks
        Yeah, maybe on planet moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yuffie is a jobber and im tired of pretending she isnt

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nah u are.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm enjoying remake Yuffies legs and stomach more than Tifas breasts.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yuffie was my most powerful party member in my recent FF7 run because she was the only Ultimate weapon I collected

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yuffie actually made me jerk off once. The last time I jacked it to a vidya girl was Kairi's panties in Kingdom Hearts 2. I gotta hand it to Square they did good with Yuffie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        post the source now please

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >crazy chocobo plays when you face the shinra employee
    A pleasant surprise. Too bad the rest of the sidequest is buggerd. They better fix it soon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Too bad the rest of the sidequest is buggerd. They better fix it soon.
      That was the last quest I needed for the trophy and it results in 3 of the 5 five things I need for Johnny's bullshit. If I can't get the platinum because those homosexuals broke that quest when supposedly fixing the blurry image quality (it didn't, shit's still blurry as frick) I'm going to be pissed.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't get the love for Yuffie. Bloody hell she was the most obnoxious party member to be around.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love her genki moron personality. I've always had a big weakness for spunky over the top moron girls.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud's being a silly goose

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what did tifa mean by this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She needs to use lotion on those hands

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my wife likes making funny faces
    say something nice about her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Funny faces? She looks like a bawd there

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no she is pure

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          a pure bawd(for Cloud)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She’s actually been thinking about babies ever since Tifa accidentally planted the thought in her head.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish Lazy had a compilation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know, looks like the face of a woman that won’t be the last of her kind soon.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa's hotter but man is she boring. Aerith meanwhile is fun and playful and assertive.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Aerith meanwhile is assertive.
      literally the least attractive feminine personality ever

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished
    So Cloud's consciousness is in the Schrodinger's Cat dimension where he's in some sort of interstice between worlds where he does/doesn't deflect Sephiroth? Honestly one of the coolest concepts I've seen in multiverse garbage if so.
    I think there's some slight nuance I'm missing because despite Cloud flipping between being able to & not being able to see Aerith the other characters are still mourning Aerith either way so he's not seeing some alternate versions of them in an Aerith lives timeline, only Aerith. Either way I'm confident it has more to do with convergence/overlapping of worlds than simple unreliable narrator shenanigans. Overall despite not really liking how they went full Rebuild of Evangelion in part 1 I think it was handled better in this one and I'm cautiously optimistic about part 3.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That seems to be the general consensus at this point. Congrats on having an at least average IQ and figuring it out where others couldn’t.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He deflected it and Sephiroth moved him over a dimension. The characters are indistinguishable from each other in each dimension so its easy to not notice. She's alive.

      The only legitimate question is if they'll do a star-crossed lovers ending where they can't reunite because they're in different universes or if she'll be ported back over permanently.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's dead moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The only legitimate question is if they'll do a star-crossed lovers ending where they can't reunite because they're in different universes or if she'll be ported back over permanently.

        Hollow predicted Rebirth. NPTK predicts part 3.

        Not a shipper but between Loveless and the song, it's pretty clear where this is going. Either she lives or he dies, but they will reunite.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >these arent the moogles you interact with for the gay mini game
      NOMURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >multiverse
      >multiverse Japan

      Congrats in le having le high le IQ bt le w

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ya ya reddit i know, but read this, its the most accurate explanation yet
      reddit.com/r/FFVIIRemake/comments/1bm50al/observations_analysis_and_theory_as_to_whats/

      Someone please put this reddit post into an infograph image so we don't have to keep linking to that cancerous site.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's around here somewhere

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I can't find it and looked through previous threads.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why did none of the guys except cloud get a love interest?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cid's married, Red is a dog, Vincent is into femdom, so that leaves what? Barrett?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        barret used to have a wife

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Barret is a widower.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nanaki has a girlfriend. She's locked in a cave hiding from Shinra in a Nokia phone game, you wouldn't know her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cid is a wifebeater
      Vincent is a cuckold
      Red's waifu is a statue inside Cosmo Canyon
      Barret's wife is dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But all of them do except Reeve/Cait sith . Unless you count his secretary

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=6htKFxdrpkI0_0dr

    GOOD, CLOUD, GOOD....

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jenova won
    Tifa lost
    move on

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is Jenova except for Genesis

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The hottest girl in FF games rarely wins, so that tracks.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is only true for OG.
    NuTifa is an abomination.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >triangle breasts are better than smooth, soft globes
      kek

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cloud is hotter than everyone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Rufus, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no, i mean cloud. i love his wienery smile in that scene

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She is not!

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But seriously, what is up with Nomura's and Nojima's obsession with showing lips up close?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ohoooo, do you see his subtle smirk gaijin? This is how you know he is cool guy, very badasssss you see.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cute and trad>>>>sexy and loose

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "I think Rebirth is one of the greatest games ever made."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you, e-celeb #234629. Now I don't have to form my own opinions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based max put it top 3 of all time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Really? Top 3? He need to play more games.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People that have OG FF7 as one of their favorite games...is Rebirth one of the best games ever made?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a completely different game from the original so it’s hard to compare but it’s up there with other 3rd person ARPGs like Dark Souls and Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate for me.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I made an image of the full ending explained but the resolution was too large for the shitty website so frick you all I guess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sephiroth helped Cloud reach the altar just to kill her in front of him, didn't he?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The portal starts to open via black jannies.
        However, they're also the ones creating the wall, so idk.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Was it only the black jannies stopping them? I felt like I remember seeing both white and black circling around the area.
          But yeah even with black, seems like it was to isolate Cloud from the rest of the party.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There’s two types of black jannies, one’s with an orb face (Sephiroth’s) and the ones without orbs where their face is (the planet’s)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go in MS Paint and downscale that shit to 75% size right now. I'm really curious about your interpretation.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fine this shit gave me a headache

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, there's your problem. The resolution is too high because the entire picture is aligned vertically, meaning the vertical resolution is outrageous. Try arranging it in columns with two rows.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            REEEEEEEEEEEEE
            ill do it later

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          only read the summary but I thought it was obvious that main aerith died but a different one lived

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The main Aerith LIVED, the main Aerith is where Cloud deflects the sword and stops Sephiroth from killing her. After Sephiroth fuses the world together a different Aerith replaced her, one who died in another timeline. After Cloud stopped the confluence of world, our Aerith is stuck in the different timeline.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >a different Aerith replaced her and died
              This sounds so much like cope

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >This sounds so much like cope
                That's literally what happend

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just upload it somewhere else then link it

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aerith, while still being attractive, has a more fun personality. hotter =/= better

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that black materia is fake
    >it's real
    >it just rolls to Sephiroths feet
    What a moronic sequence

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sephiroth assumably can’t take it himself and he’s using Cloud to bring it to his physical body in the Northern Crater while fooling everyone else into thinking he already has it so they don’t try to stop Cloud.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Over/Under on Sarruf being Genesis?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Already confirmed to be Rufus

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        got a source for that?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nta but Sarruf is literally Rufus backwards in nip and some other languages

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the open world as repetitive as other open world games?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s as repetitive as you want it to be so yes if you’re a completionist

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy how Cloud's jealousy and his desire for Zack to be out of the picture caused his magical Jenova coping ability to reconstruct his memories, making him believe that Zack had died so he could tell Aerith that he was dead, hoping she would then be able to move on romantically.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >his face when i grab his crotch

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love when I aim for Bahamut's wings and it just misses point blank. Zack is also awful to play, diet Cloud

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FORGET ABOUT THAT LOSER

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >die saving Cloud's life
      >this is the thanks he gets
      what a spikey haired little prick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well Zack did say he was a little angry at him in the original japanese

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        maybe Zack should try not jobbing to random grunts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he traveled an entire year with him to midgar while he was a vegetable. he probably had to mush food and shove it down his throat, wipe his ass and bathe him too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why would it take someone a full year to reach Midgar? Why would you go to a Shinra occupied city to escape Shinra? Why didn't he just call Aerith?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Why would it take someone a full year to reach Midgar
            Because he was lugging around an invalid with no money and on the lab from breaking out of a Shinra lab. Why Midgar? He knew Aerith there and it’s an easy place to get lost in due to all the people.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Because he was lugging around an invalid with no money
              Didn't stop Zangan.
              >it’s an easy place to get lost in due to all the people.
              You know where else he can get lost? Any other location on the map. Might even find a doctor too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >your boyfriiend died?
      >he's a shitter cuck loser and you should forget about him
      this made Aerith love Cloud more btw

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Cloud passed the shit test solely due to his moronation
        my fricking hero

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She kinda smiles when he asks her if she still has feelings for Zack and she’s more inquisitive than mad when Cloud calls him a loser. It’s Tifa that’s more annoyed and confused out of the two.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In the OG she likes it if Cloud gets jealous and gets a bigger affection point gain at that point so it's true

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        prostitute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Aerith is lonely and would like someone who is devoted like Cloud.
        Zack would frick off and go missing for months on end

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Art imitates life. Cloud inherited the NTR Rizz

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly why should this guy publicly apologize for something he did in his personal life? Apparently Japs visit prostitutes all the time to bust a nut and their women are okay with it because it’s “part if their culture” and it isn’t emotional.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            public apology for allowing it to become public, and failing to keep his private affairs adequately hidden

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Apparently Japs visit prostitutes all the time to bust a nut and their women are okay with it because it’s “part if their culture” and it isn’t emotional.
            You're letting social media colour your view. A video interviewing a 1000 people could claim the same but that won't make it a reality because the ones making the video can easily influence a view they want by selectively selecting people and editing.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not exactly thread related. but when should you "move on" from a girl?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      probably depends on circumstances

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just as long as you knew her, no more than 14 months tops. Anything more is unhealthy if you were previously serious. You should move on within 1 to 3 months if it was someone you weren’t dating depending how close you were

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Every man has a one who got away.

        I met this girl and we seemed to vibe pretty well. But I found out that not only are we not as close as I thought previously, but she more or less ignored me and never cared about me until we become a little closer over the past month or so. But she still ended up getting with a guy she met on Tinder after 2 days.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You should get over her as soon as possible. You shouldn’t be thinking about her after a month at most.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was pretty devastated by it. She even went on a rant about how she wants to be with a guy that is reliable, honest, trustworthy, makes her a priority, is willing to listen to her when she talks etc. And despite doing all of those things she chose some guy she met on a dating app and knows nothing about. I am 100% convinced that women only care about having sex and nothing else.
            it has been 4, but I see her almost every day

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >100% convinced that women only care about having sex and nothing else.

              Not wrong. Having kids with a man is something similar to a man trying to be put in the friend zone. They both think as long as they are in orbit their chance will come one day. It never does.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Get her out of you life, dude. You need to completely shut that shit out for good. You were just an emotional tampon that the psychic vampire could take advantage of. You are just infatuated with the attention you got and weren’t used to, let the b***h frick off for good.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Idk man. I cant figure out why I did this to myself. I really thought she liked me too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every man has a one who got away.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        60% of men under 30 never had sex
        so no, most dont

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You don't have to have sex with them to look back and think about how different your life would be if you called her back after a fight, played a situation differently or even got the courage to ask her out in the past.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's even more crushes that got away though

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa is the one who got the short end of the stick with the remake series, she gets a fair amount of screentime but she doesnt shine much, shes mostly reactive and jealous

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *PFFPRHRPFHRRPFR*
    I JUST WANT AN APPLE, WILBUR.
    *PFFPRHRPFHRRPFR*

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how come Aerith prefers the autismo Cloud over gigachad Zack?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud is more groomable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      in one of the novels she said that Cloud being an awkward mess is why she likes him better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud is prettier.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      autistic rizz, also could be the taste of snatching him away from another girl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More in common since they grew up lonely. She’s also endlessly patient and loving of Cloud while Zack comes off as too forward. She also knows Zack is a ladies man and a womanizer while Cloud is too shy and insecure when it comes to women i.e. faithful since he isn’t taking advantage of both Aerith and Tifa’s affections (and Jessie from assumption of their relationship)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because aerith was written by men

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >like guy
      >he rarely comes around
      >aware that he's a ladies' man
      >try to call, always busy
      >writes 88 letters in four years without any reply
      >meet autist who sort of reminds her of other guy in some ways
      >autist likes spending time with her
      >likes autist more than first guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because both aerith and cloud are autistic weirdoes

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TEEHEE CLOUD DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE KIDS
    TEEHEE CLOUD DO YOU REMEMBER BACK IN NIBELHEIM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She literally coerces the stupid promise out of him and he’s essentially like, “uh, sure” after she doesn’t shut the frick up about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there is some funny irony in Cloud being the beta orbiter to Tifa becoming the beta orbiter to Cloud and Aerith

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > Tifa only starts liking Cloud when she thinks he can become a hero
          > Aerith likes Cloud because he's deep down an awkward, shy mess

          What sid they mean by this

          He also plays up the whole Zack SOLDIER persona around Tifa because he’s acting like the knight in shining armor she wanted and acts like his normal awkward self around Aerith, showing her more of his true personality

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >he’s acting like the knight in shining armor

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              > doesn't help her get off the gondola, they are awkward and the kiss is never mentioned again
              > cloud helps aerith get off the gondola, their handhold is referenced in the final chapter of the game

              Well, that's awkward

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You never even saw a single Cloud and Tifa interaction, did you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tifa would suck Cloud dry if he let her but also she can function without him. They separated for years and tifa didn't know if she'd ever see him again and she seemed to be doing fine. She had dudes expressing interest in her, Nomura made the weird decision to confirm Aerith is a virgin(but not her), she made friends with Barrett on her own, and now she's more assertive. If Cloud would just definitely turn her down she'd probably honestly just get over it. It's how they're characterized in AC that puts such a wet blanket on their relationship. He basically held her emotionally hostage like a dependent clown and even has her babysitting his adopted kid while he just fricks off and never calls her.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >He basically held her emotionally hostage like a dependent clown and even has her babysitting his adopted kid while he just fricks off and never calls her.
            To be fair she allowed it to happen.

            And in OG she basically says she only cares about Cloud when the world is ending.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you forget when Cloud was a vegetable and Tifa essentially said "frick the world"
            she has her own serious issues. If she was bathed in Jenova cells and Mako she'd be as much of a schizo as Cloud

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Everyone has issues, my point is Tifa is pretty independent and has likely done everything important in life without Cloud. She didn't just sit around waiting for him to come back, she went out and started making her own life. Aertih by contrast was living with her mom and basically just drifting, Tifa lost her parents and has a lot of baggage but for a woman she has a remarkable amount of impetus. She basically did everything on her own, she met Avalanche, got involved with them, made friends, apparently fricked someone or at least considered dating, learned to fight on her own, ran the bar on her own, etc.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you're completely missing the point that Tifa was completely in over her head with the whole AVALANCHE shit and had no idea what she was getting herself into. In one of Zack's timelines she's literally dead because of it. The missions for Avalanche really show their cell is woefully unprepared and she needed Cloud to be her knight in shining armour despite him nursing a real bad fricking schizo meltdown.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would argue that her life was dedicated to getting revenge on Shinra before she found Cloud again and stopped caring about anything else after she regained him in her life. She literally stops giving a shit about Avalanche the moment she finds him but she’s too wrapped up in it to just leave

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                For sure, but she did start doing other shit. We even see her hanging out with Johnny before the fire in Nibelheim. Tifa just needed to become more assertive but she still had at least some sense of independence without Cloud.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > Tifa only starts liking Cloud when she thinks he can become a hero
        > Aerith likes Cloud because he's deep down an awkward, shy mess

        What sid they mean by this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She actually would be better with Zack, or almost anyone else really. I hope they give her someone to be with honestly. Or she gets a spinoff DLC about herself, she deserves it if she loses the Cloudbowl.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also accosting Cloud right out the gate in Rebirth for failing to keep that promise after his story doesn't line up with hers as if he owes her anything.

        >"And where were you again?"
        In a mako tank, b***h. No wonder he deadbeat dads your dumbass in AC.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >"And where were you again?"
          Yeah, that line actually really did annoy me. Like he had any control of where he was, like he had any control of anything that would have happened, like he wouldn’t have been another casualty himself. It really is nothing short of a miracle that he was actually there, defeated Sephiroth, and survived being impaled. Even Elmyra acknowledged that her husband’s leave was postponed before being KIA

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The "Alternate timelines" aren't like MCU they're unconscious worlds made of memories/desires in the lifesteam (theorized in-game by a hippie in cosmo canyon) which is why Aerith refers to it as a "Homecoming", (remember how that word was used leading uo to this scene?) and says to call it a dream.
    Sephiroth wants to merge these worlds with the real world (Basically griffith merging the astral plane but on crack) because they're all fleeting/dying and he wants to despairmax because he feeds off of negative emotions for some reason but Aerith Hijacks this plan by allowing Cloud to manifest his desired world where she is saved and converge it with the "real" world which will instill hope in Cloud and prevent Sephiroth from despairmaxing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Aerith Hijacks this plan by allowing Cloud to manifest his desired world where she is saved and converge it with the "real" world which will instill hope in Cloud and prevent Sephiroth from despairmaxing.
      It's going to be about accepting loss healthily without falling into despair or filling yourself with rage, just like she said in the temple after everyone's trials.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can you elaborate
        Is she fricking dead or not
        Answer me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I showed you my dick now answer me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's the main point of the debate. The fanbase in currently split between two camps, those who think Cloud saved Aerith and is now seeing multiple timelines at once (including the one where she's alive + the rift in the sky) and those who think he failed to save Aerith because Sephiroth merged the timelines to undo Cloud saving her and killed her and Cloud is going happy schizo thinking he saved her.
          I personally agree with the second.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Sephiroth merged the timelines to undo Cloud saving her
            but the timelines unmerged, which lends credence to the idea Cloud did save her

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >timelines unmerged
              Not the one with her death. That's been pruned and they continue fighting in the same timeline. The party is also behaving the same.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It’s probably the first because Squeenix are cowards but the second is a much more interesting direction. My favorite part of Rebirth was seeing Cloud’s deteroriation and how gradually he was alienating more and more of the party. It’d be neat if they lean even further into that leading inti Northern Crater and Tifa reconstructing him in the lifestream,

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >the Tigay is afraid.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They have put too much emphasis on defying fate for this to be a tale about accepting loss and moving on. They already did that in AC.

              My theory is that the team will think and treat Cloud like he's crazy, with good reason, causing a bigger rift between them. Remember Sephiroth told Tifa her words cannot reach him anymore. I'm willing to bet Zack will show up in the lifestream scene to vouch for his sanity, at least regarding Aerith being saved.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nah I disagree. I think the second is far more likely. Cloud being in denial about Aerith makes sense given that he previously did the same with Zack's death. Just pretended it didn't happen.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ah yes, Zack's "death"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Zack is dead and he will be dead at the end of this Remake trilogy. Rebirth has made it clear that the main story will remain unchanged because Sephiroth is the one trying to change it. Sephiroth's fate will be the only thing that changes at the end to make sure he never tries something like this ever again.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >"Cloud: Don't I get a say in this?"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Mentally ill aren't allowed to sign their own release forms.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's moronic. Zack's story now is about defying fate to take his freedom. Finishing the remake with something as basic as following the plot of the original would be a complete and utter disrespect for the fans, as they would have basically just used almost a decade to remake a single installment in the franchise.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That isnt just zack's story, it is the whole theme of this trilogy. We spent a whole game just trying to breach that barrier and make our own choices. People who think the ending will be the same are silly.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >That isnt just zack's story, it is the whole theme of this trilogy. We spent a whole game just trying to breach that barrier and make our own choices. People who think the ending will be the same are silly.
                Yep
                People who think the final resolution will be the same because aerith's death is a mandatory event and we shouldnt be able to change or forge our own path it will be really surprised.
                From the moment i saw the jannies of fate i knew they would go this way.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's silly to dismiss Zack's involvement in the story. Obviously Cloud is in the driver's seat, but Zack's importance is undeniable now with how heavily featured he is in Rebirth. If Zack's fate were sealed to be the same as the original's, then they wouldn't have shown 2 universes of Zacks.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                When did i dismiss his involvement, i just stated something very obvious. Aerith and our party are talking about 2 fricking games of how we will create our own destiny. That theme is even more present with our party than in Zack's plotline.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Looks like the entire remake is being set up to do something big with Zack.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So are you saying Zack would be alive, flesh and blood, at the end of the trilogy? And same with Aerith?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The fans WANTED the same story, only some deranged shippers wanted changes. The most well received remakes (the recent Resident Evil games) kept everything almost beat for beat and they were all hits.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Japanese audiences probably wanted Aerith to live and if we're being honest about Japanese people, they don't give a shit what anyone else thinks. The opinions of Western fans don't mean anything to Japanese creators. Given her popularity I'd imagine most Japanese players are very keen on seeing her resurrected.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                One of the writers of the original game wanted grief as a motive as he had lost his mother at the time. Throwing that away would spit on the series and especially that guy. Also it's not a coincidence the worst chapters in both games are the oc stuff

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They already threw that away dude, Aerith's death was never a Final Destination movie where jannies keep trying to kill her for 2 games; this is not ff7 anymore, but also things like ff13 where characters will create their own path.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >this is more like the game that destroyed the reputation of this series and company
                Dude this is why I'm worried

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I mean if they let these guys make 3 FF13s and still work there, it's clear they think this is the right direction.

                To me this is like if Katherine Paterson wrote Bridge to Terabithia: Remake but halfway through she decides to give Jesse a time machine after he meets an alternate universe version of himself and he uses it to go back and fight Gilgatron the Fate Creator which is a talking dog and then he saves Leslie from drowning by creating a parallel dream world and pulling her from it.

                But this is a Japanese story and it seems to me the average Japanese fan wants exactly this so this is what we're going to get.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This whole new trilogy is a way to give a happier ending for these characters. They will still death with the og themes, but the final resolution of it could be vastly different.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah
                Regardless of you liking it our not, it is what is happening. People are focusing too much on the events instead of the whole meaning of them. You dont create a story about defying fate and does the same thing, it is just something very basic in storytelling.

                I would agree that aerith staying dead is fundamental for the original story, but for this one not as much because her death now is caused by a god retconing her death regardless of what we might do. As if our choices dont matter, and this for sure isnt the final message of this story.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Regardless of you liking it our not, it is what is happening. People are focusing too much on the events instead of the whole meaning of them. You dont create a story about defying fate and does the same thing, it is just something very basic in storytelling.
                >I would agree that aerith staying dead is fundamental for the original story, but for this one not as much because her death now is caused by a god retconing her death regardless of what we might do. As if our choices dont matter, and this for sure isnt the final message of this story.
                Probably the best argument about all of this. The only story that i saw having fate as a theme and at the end doing nothing about it was fricking FF15. And narrative was never the strong point of it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Can you really have the same emotional impact for a scene every already knows? It worked in the bubble of time it came out because nobody saw it coming but due to the game giving you the choice of who you interact with or not it’s inherently flawed as a concept since most people actively avoid Aerith and invest emotionally and in gameplay in Tifa instead since they know she’s the one that survives, making the entire thing utterly pointless in retrospect. Just admit you want Aerith to die because you’re autistic about change and you’re probably a Tifagay too. You’re too stupid to even know that it was Sakaguchi talking about his mother dying despite trying to brainlessly parrot it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If it ain't broke, don't fix it. No matter how iconic it is, changing it just to change it because someone may know it doesn't mean it loses its impact solely for unchanging or the like. Not everything needs to change to be trendy or keep shock value.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think the issue isnt even about knowing the event, but how the whole scenario it is different. OG Aerith's death hits because it is a tragic event, an accident, something that comes from nowhere and we cant stop it. It is realistic.

                In the new trilogy it is a mandatory event being telegraphed for 2 games as if it is something we cant stop because it is locked on the script. We have literal fate trying to keep her death in place. And now her death happened because sephiroth bended reality to kill her again. The original meaning of it is lost, and that's why they could change her fate now, in some way they need to, because having "you cant create your own story" as a theme would be terrible.

                I'm of the opinion a story shouldn't be changed unless you think you can do it better and SE clearly can't do it better

                You guys are forgetting this is a sequel and the theme isn’t even the same of the original game to begin with. The remake trilogy is a love story first and foremost unlike the original and the plot elements align around two star-crossed lovers reuniting despite being separated by fate itself. The sooner you acknowledge that this isn’t a straight retelling of the original game the sooner you can finally acknowledge why the story is different for better or worse. Either way, plugging your ears and braying about the changes isn’t going to change anything and the new games don’t stop the original game from existing or even being relevant to the new story for Christ’s sake

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I do not give one iota of a focus that it's a sequel. It's still 90% retreading the original game but with lots of expansion on top, if they want to have the sequel elements they should be adding onto the story that they're mostly retelling instead of randomly undermining the entire thing with "oh Cloud saved her in one timeline and now Omnipotent Aerith is aiding him while she may be dead in one timeline and alive in another". Axing the water burial, having her literally just open her eyes from her death and everything, undermines the entire point. And the story knows it, Cloud doesn't go into the Jenova Lifeclinger fight with a Limit Break like everyone else does because he's not as pissed as the rest are.

                It doesn't matter that it's a sequel, it sure as FRICK was never actually billed as a sequel even if we knew this as soon as Remake ended. This shit is still being marketed and sold as the retelling of the original that people waited for.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you were Japanese you would have known it was a stealth sequel ala Evangelion

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I guessed it the moment the Whispers of Fate appeared in a trailer for the first time, I just had no way of predicting how far it'd go. And just because it's a sequel doesn't justify how absolutely "FF4 The After Years" or "FFX-2.5" tier moronic this entire debacle is. Anyone that gives modern Nojima and Kitase writing a free pass because they think it's good to be different is ignoring the actual quality of the dogshit put on their plate.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >hurr durr why isn’t it exactly the same!?!??
                >continues to be willfully moronic about it being a single and continues to b***h about it being different

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It is definitely a form of sequel because not only relies in previous concepts but it is also reusing them very fricking hard, Rebirth proved it even more with the whole zack and AC elements. There is a reason why these devs made screenings of AC happen for people to see it before Rebirth.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It’s a sequel, get the frick over it, aspie.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, because sequels have never retreaded the original story while undermining their themes before.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                > cloud getting flashbacks of her death
                > not a sequel

                It's gonna be three years of cope, isn't it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The worst is yet to come. First week after part 3 release while be some of the greatest denial ever seen and the mental gymnastics that will come after for years to come will be truly incomprehensible

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think the issue isnt even about knowing the event, but how the whole scenario it is different. OG Aerith's death hits because it is a tragic event, an accident, something that comes from nowhere and we cant stop it. It is realistic.

                In the new trilogy it is a mandatory event being telegraphed for 2 games as if it is something we cant stop because it is locked on the script. We have literal fate trying to keep her death in place. And now her death happened because sephiroth bended reality to kill her again. The original meaning of it is lost, and that's why they could change her fate now, in some way they need to, because having "you cant create your own story" as a theme would be terrible.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I think the issue isnt even about knowing the event, but how the whole scenario it is different. OG Aerith's death hits because it is a tragic event, an accident, something that comes from nowhere and we cant stop it. It is realistic.
                >In the new trilogy it is a mandatory event being telegraphed for 2 games as if it is something we cant stop because it is locked on the script. We have literal fate trying to keep her death in place. And now her death happened because sephiroth bended reality to kill her again. The original meaning of it is lost, and that's why they could change her fate now, in some way they need to, because having "you cant create your own story" as a theme would be terrible.
                This new trilogy is a good example how the average person only cares about the events but not the execution/meaning of it, this is a sequel in every way possible because the whole concept of it is relying in being a follow up of the og story. The way Aerith's death was changed as you said is the perfect example of it. The answer is more about how they will change her fate but also keep old fans who want the original story happy. What will be the balance.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The answer is more about how they will change her fate but also keep old fans who want the original story happy. What will be the balance.
                The whole loop theory is what i'm betting that will happen

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm of the opinion a story shouldn't be changed unless you think you can do it better and SE clearly can't do it better

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            2nd is much more interesting and is closer to the original

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Sephiroth merged the timelines to undo Cloud saving her and killed her
            The worlds unmerged when Cloud and Aerith defeated Sephiroth which is why he was seen seething so much before he left

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You know how when people die people say shit like, "she's still alive in my memory :)"?
          It's that but instead of a figure of speech its literal but also still kinda metaphorical. Magic methaphor bullshit is like that sometimes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Find out in part 3!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nomura hasn’t decided yet. He doesn’t want to commit so he made Rebirth a 120 hour water treading simulator and left the main question of the entire remake ambiguous while be figures out his story. It’s the same shit he does in Kingdom Hearts.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nomura isn’t in charge though. Kitase is the executive producer (Clerith), Nojima is the lead writer (Clerith), and Hamaguchi is the director (Clerith).

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AERITH IS MAKIN THE GAME WOKE WITH LGBT RAINBOWS AND SHIT

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If Shibuya Kaho gets the Aerith date, I will subscribe.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >saves you're waifu

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yuffie sex

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >max said he hated the ending but his autistic chat of ff7r shells fed him moronic headcanon theories and now max is pretending he likes it

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Sephiroth Reborn have a golden womb? Is he pregnant?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because he's rebirirthing himself so yes, he's pregnant. with himself...

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they bring in Bizarro Sephiroth but not give us a full-on Birth of a God remaster?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because it will probably the theme for safer sephiroth. Birth of a god would fit more there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They had to give us ANOTHER edition of OWA. I'm tired of that song, but I'm certain Birth of a God will play in the next game

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't give a frick about ff7, I played it and I thought it was mid. now I've finished rebirth and all I can think about is aerith, all day and night

    is this what it felt like to be 13 in 1998

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hate that they skullfricked the most iconic death in all of gaming and the scenes that followed
    >like that they're making Cloud seemingly even more nutso and schizophrenic than ever before to justify it
    >hate multiverse shit
    >find it interesting that they're FINALLY delivering on the "lifestream aerith" shit that advent children and extended materials emphasized for ages but never elaborated upon
    >want to see where Cloud shoving the fricking Black Materia in the Buster Sword goes
    Goddammit, this better not be all red herrings like how Zack just sorta "existed" in this plot to loosely explain some of the multiverse shit at large.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The different timelines are converging, there will be 1 by the end of Part 3. Sephiroth himself says it very clearly. The plan is to make a happy ending and this will include decanonizing the original from a timeline perspective. It will have never happened in their 1 remaining universe. Everyone will be alive and it will be used to start a new Compliation since they will want to make more games and that gives them the best opportunity.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much, this is a sequel, ending it like OG or even AC would be pointless.

        how dead is cloti?

        Not dead in the sense that they could still keep Aerith dead but if the only chance it has is her staying a corpse or fricking off with Zack, its chances are not looking good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >fricking off with Zack

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get why this b***h is such a big deal. They met twice. I actually don't like her. It's weird that she's basically living in Zach's house for at least a year and hanging out with his parents and running a fricking fan club of a guy she met twice. I also thought it was fricking weird in AC when Cloud slept in Aerith's church after moving in with Tifa. Just tell her to frick off if you're gonna do that shit.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Just tell her to frick off if you're gonna do that shit.
              Well, he sort of did. They slept in separate rooms, he lived in Aerith's church and ignored her calls. When she asked him if it was gonna be them or a memory, he didn't answer her. I know clotis say he got over it by the end (though between what nomura said and them still being just friends by DoC not much changed) but considering how he treated her, why would you want that for her?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's my biggest problem with it. The totality of it really winds up being that Cloud abuses her desire for a relationship as a form of emotional dependency and she is trapped by it. You can blame her as well, but it's an obvious situation wherein she wanted more and he just didn't.

                I'd rather her get with fricking Rufus or something honestly.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >They met twice
              If you think about it all the main ships barely have time together and yet they were all super duper important life changing events for them. Blame Nojimas ideas of romance

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nta
                Not saying they met A TON, but it was certainly more than twice.
                Also

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                Cute

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Aerith seeing this in the lifestream and deciding to go on the cloud route

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >They met twice
              I think you need to replay Crisis Core because they already meet 3 times in the last 2 hours of the game.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bringing back Cissnei, having her be in Gongaga making friends with the inlaws and waiting for him killed zerith way worse than Marlene telling him she likes Cloud now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cissnei and Zack were definitely frick buddies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>hate that they skullfricked the most iconic death in all of gaming
      You're going to get the full scene in Part 3 when we get real Cloud back

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anime Cloud or real life Cloud?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I still think Smash Cloud is the best he's looked.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fricking ugly

        • 1 month ago
          anonymous

          how about this one then?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            slightly better but still off.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how dead is cloti?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stronger than ever but too little too late.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wait til tifa plaps cloud's vegetative body in part 3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably dead and honestly good for her. Cloud treats her like shit after he gets her. Even Nomura's comment on it was grim:
      >maybe Marlene and Denzel help them work it out
      When has having kids(especially when they aren't actually yours) ever made a struggling "marriage" better? Tifa occasionally sticks her foot in her mouth or acts like a moron but their "relationship" in its totality was basically not functional and that's how they wrote it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought that Cloud and Tifa were destined for each other, but that is apparently not actually the case. Cloud and Aerith seem to be the real deal.

      We shall see how things play out in Reunion and if Aerith is revived

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even their good ending is deadbeat mailman and angry single mother

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's currently super pissed at him for being nonchalant about Aerith's death and also for breaking his promise that he would tell them when he's starting to feel schizo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I kinda want the simultaneous Cloud thing to be true, so prime timeline party looks at him telling the corpse to wake up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >so prime timeline party looks at him telling the corpse to wake up
          I mean they see him do that anyway. He's doing that regardless of whether Aerith is real or not.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't really care about multiverses, but I love the jannies ngl tbh

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Barret hates Cloud by this point.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, they chill together at the Gold Saucer even outside the optional man to man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Barret hates Cloud by this point.

      >Barret crying about Marlene growing up and leaving home
      >Cloud: "Barret, get you shit together!"
      >Cloud going schizo mode
      >Barret: "Hey, get your shit together!"
      bros kino

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cait solo challenge is so horribly designed

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Max thinks "Ghost Aerith = Jenova" is an "unpopular" theory
    >He thinks HE'S the FIRST PERSON to come up with it
    AHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We get he's a bona fide moron stop bringing him up now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fascinating, is this "Max" in the room with us now?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It technically isn't bullshit when it's true.
        7:12:40
        https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2099777500

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          FRICK OFF MAX BOOTLICKER WE AREN'T GOING TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I shat on him in my previous post, you dumb Black person homosexual.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >heh heh don't like it Don't buy it.
    >NOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what is the most scientific thing Hojo has ever done?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Trying to make a virginal 20 year old white girl have sex with a talking dog.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mix two beakers of different colored water together.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Zack helping Cloud in the Lifestream during part three
    >So you never made SOLDIER
    >It's what's in here that counts
    I will cry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud killed Sephiroth in nibel as a human, that is a bigger feat than anything every SOLDIER did.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He’s also a super mega ultra SOLDIER since he was marinated in mako for 4 years straight and had Sephiroth’s cells injected into him so who gives a frick about the title when most SOLDIERs are jobbers anyways that only got dunked twice in mako and didn’t even get Jenova cells. I don’t even think Zack has Jenova cells.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah current Cloud is something a lot stronger(and bizarre) than a SOLDIER. So it is funny when they go "you dont need to be a SOLDIER" when he is physically a lot stronger than what a SOLDIER is. He is almost a type of Sephiroth.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He plays like it too, prime mode+buffs+Genji makes him Dante

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He will be even stronger in part 3 with a black materia in his sword.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm excited for his final weapons, the ones he got in Rebirth are pretty ugly. Ultima is gonna look great

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Frick are you talking about? Sleek Saber and Umbral Blade looks great. If you want a sneak peek of Ultima Weapon then just look at the Crystal Sword.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >his sword becomes ragnarok (nordic apocalypse)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >his sword becomes ragnarok (nordic apocalypse)

                Knowing how we're going full timeline frickery i wish we get the fusion sword.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Gilgamesh hinted at coming back so I believe it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah current Cloud is something a lot stronger(and bizarre) than a SOLDIER. So it is funny when they go "you dont need to be a SOLDIER" when he is physically a lot stronger than what a SOLDIER is. He is almost a type of Sephiroth.
            Saying you dont need to be a SOLDIER to the second strongest guy in that universe is funny lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I still get a kick out of how Last Order had to pretend he was somehow having a Mako SOLDIER glow in his eyes to justify hurling Sephiroth like an butthole, and then Sephiroth jumps on his own. And if I remember Before Crisis right, it's because it's a Turk report, so they genuinely just didn't seem to figure that some fricking grunt ass nobody could accomplish what Zack failed to do.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But they do know better though since killing Sephiroth is specifically why Hojo takes him to be experimented on.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think that seeing what Hojo did to Cloud is one of the things i want to see adapted the most in this trilogy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            At this point I think only AC, DoC and CC are canon-canon, with maybe elements of BC and the extra books that had shit like Lifestream Aerith. Because the new trilogy is very wishy-washy with stuff and even forgets its own continuity, like accidentally forgetting Tifa's scar should've been totally treated with skin grafts yet making it a plot point in Rebirth that she still has a notable scar anyway.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Tifa forgot she doesn't have a scar, and Cloud's homie Sephiroth was telling him the truth that she doesn't have one.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want Aerith chained in my basement while I have a "normal" family life with Tifa.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok you know what, Aerith's eyes and face after Cloud goes "Aerith wake up" is kinda creepy. Like that Saudi Arabian robot lady

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Tifa was happy

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wife Aerith is so pretty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I made this post

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Okay EA

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Water wets

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa >

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU DON'T REMEMBER YOUR PROMISE
    >I WISH WE HAVEN'T MET AGAIN
    What the frick is wrong with her?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like how she gets mad at Cloud for spending time with Aerith the next day and cuts her eyes at him despite ghosting him at the hotel. What an amazing romance.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is that she wants Cloud to be something he will never be. This is the case in OG and AC.

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With that weird face in Rebirth? No way Rosé.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have to put up with 4 more years of damage control because max said he liked the ending (only after chat fed him bullish headcanons and linked him to shit theiries) after saying he disliked the ending

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry but he looks so stupid here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa looks so happy in this scene

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the same date when Cloud gets upset when Aerith implies she's going to try to find herself some company?

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ecelebposting should be a bannable offence. They should get a containment board like vtumours did

  86. 1 month ago
    anonymous

    >DOODS THIS GAMES EVEN BETTER THAN THE OG I LOVE IT!!!!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like the guy but he's right.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why'd it sell less than dirge of cerberus then

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It didn't to sell well because they already made their money from Sony.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it's stupid to make a blanket statement for the whole matter. Remake was rough as frick, Rebirth refined a lot of shit and I will say that the good battles are damn good. How you think the open world is quality-wise is entirely a personal thing since some will fricking hate it and some will love it. The OG 7 is simplistic and straightforward enough to be a great compact JRPG experience by comparison to this, but those who want a lot more "meat" gets it in spades.

      Old good new bad is not something I can strictly apply because both OG and nu have upsides and downsides, but fanboys like Max shouldn't really be trusted at face value.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >but fanboys like Max shouldn't really be trusted at face value.
        Fricking this.
        Never take that homosexual's initial word on anything.

        [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People hated Max for telling the truth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's rights tho it's people stuck on nostalgia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >loves the shit out of OG
      >loves the shit out of Remake
      >loves the shit out of Rebirth
      Sounds like he's having the time of his life. Being a doomer about the state of modern games doesn't make you interesting, nor do you have any clue what a good video game actually is. You're just a whiny shit taster. Figure it out, yeah?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ironic shitposting/contrarianism for a literal marketer was never funny. Just so you know.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's fricking crazy dawg tell me more

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I know you're shitposting, but like an anon already said: You should not take what Max says at face value.
            He's payed to hype things up. He'a THE hype guy, and then you get his real opinions when he's off camera

            >but fanboys like Max shouldn't really be trusted at face value.
            Fricking this.
            Never take that homosexual's initial word on anything. [...]

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is Kunsel

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How tf is Aerith still hung up over a guy that has been ghosting her for 4 years?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was her first and only friend before Cloud came into her life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason Cissnei does
      Girl with shitty non childhood and no friends falls for guy who is nice to her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        where can I find a girl like this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The slums

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FORGET ABOUT THAT LOSER

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen the guy? He's brightness incarnate.

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances Vincent is Sephiroth’s biological father?

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the best place to grind to lvl 70?

    • 1 month ago
      anonymous

      how the frick are you not at lvl. 70 already? games piss easy to max out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Really? I found the leveling tedious.

        You should hit 70 just by clearing out the normal mode battle square and combat sim.

        Did these, only 48 on average.

        Hard Combat sims.

        Thanks!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          To be clear, when I said "normal" I meant all the combat challenges in all categories available during the first playthrough. With the EXP Up materia equipped preferably.(This is found in the final dungeon)
          I was ~48 when I entered temple of the ancients, and then after finishing that, all sidequests, and arena/simulator I was level 70 before touching any Hard Mode chapters or Brutal/Legendary challenges.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I understood. I'm 48~ after doing all sims, arenas, and all sidequests except the last chocobo race cup quest and QB match.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hard Combat sims.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should hit 70 just by clearing out the normal mode battle square and combat sim.

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back the post battle banter you slant fricks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I miss them being ashamed of a bad fight really strange they omitted that stuff

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ive heard lines as if they are though, most common was tifa about not doing her best

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would kill for a shower.

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      L-lewd

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that unless they're lying about this leading to Advent Children, Aerith has to "stay dead" at least in this timeline because AC fundamentally changes as an entire story if she was alive. nothing says they can't make another timeline have Zack and Aerith survive but everything's so fricky now that ultimately there's only one real path forwards

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're just going to remake AC into a DLC instead of a gay 3D movie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Or they become greedy fricks and turn AC into a trilogy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even the most normie individual knows the "it is ending in AC" is not what they meant

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Even max and his chat knows that's a lie. I wonder if shipper gays are the only ones still parroting that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't lying, they just never said its going to "lead" into AC. They said it links up with AC, which no shit its a sequel.

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They need to bring back melee Barret

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He does melee attacks with mad dash

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else get fricked up by the cactuars dancing g around the protorelic at the dustbowl? That was my doormat moment

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thatbis not Aerith you see at the ending CGI. Rewatch it a couple times if you have to, look how she acts and talks to Cloud. If you been playing since FF7Remake you know that's not her with her NPC responses.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try, Tifa.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i can't believe jenova is going to have sex with cloud under the highwind wtf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, after Remake with the singularity bullshit where everyone started talking like Kingdom Hearts characters, and omnipotent Aerith shit implying she's probably seen the original story and has bigger priorities in keeping everyone alive, her talking really weirdly isn't that surprising to me. I can't really say it's Jenova either because she's staying behind, not tagging with the party, you'd think Jenova would be openly trying to manipulate him further by staying with the group.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It could be a LR situation like with Lumina, a representation of Cloud's memories/J-cella made manifest minus the manipulation. Then again, you see him have a headache recalling her death and THEN she appears. Cloud's coping I'd say.

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled, what did you think about Zack?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >me going through the trilogy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      was hoping they'd kill cloud instead of aerith, and replace him with zack

      he's obviously a writer's pet, but for once they're correct. all zack screentime is precious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Got cucked so fricking hard.

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nobody has an answer as to why Cloud and Aerith were asleep in the alternate timeline or whether or not they ever woke up
    the dream date scene seems to be that same world, but where is Elmyra? where is Marlene? why is Stamp yet again different?
    zero answers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Was it all a dream?
      Will I never know?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That world where they wake up is different from all the other ones. Every npc there is super happy.

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Remake
    >everything is going pretty normal besides the Whisper shit and Sephiroth doing a little bit of trolling
    >suddenly fight against the manifestation of fate and One-Winged Angel Sephiroth in a singularity between realities, and then everyone mostly acts like it didn't happen afterwards
    >Rebirth
    >mostly pretty normal besides some Whisper and Sephiroth bullshit, though Cloud's going extra schizo because Sephiroth is fricking his brains even more deliberately
    >hahaha by the way Cloud I'm going to converge the various world timelines together to rule them all
    >12 phase final battle where everyone keeps switching around, Aerith comes back from the dead, Zack and Cloud fight together, reality is a suggestion and everything is absolute bumblefrick fanservice insanity
    >everyone just focuses on Aerith's death and moves on like that didn't happen afterwards besides Zack
    What's the point of having these bombastic super god final boss things just for obligatory Sephiroth if the plot basically refuses to acknowledge 90% of what happens besides Zack?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly don't care whether they just do a remake, or a big stupid kingdom hearts sequel, I just wish they'd pick one instead of sitting on the fence

      aerith's (non-)death is just a symptom of their inability to commit one way or the other

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But dood it's MEANT to be confusing and vague dood! That's what's makes it genius dood! They're subverting expectations to gave you what you wanted but more!

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Roche, bros...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what they will even do with him in part 3. I think they would've killed him off if the intent was to have him be irrelevant as a reunion guy from now onwards.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The scene where he became a black robe was pretty funny, dunno if that was the intention

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I kinda get it because somehow it is like as if the jenova part of them take over and they become an extension of her. But the thing about them having a whole model of black robe is funny.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was pretty funny. These fricks have been carrying spare black robes all this time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Is a Nibelheim caretaker gonna come over and shuffle him away to a house and change him into a black robe?
        >No.
        >The other Black Robes surround him and then a swirl of black magic energy flies around and transforms his clothes into a black robe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he even enlist?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Turning him into a black robe was a cop out. Frickers won't give us new party members

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is everyone so gay for Cloud?

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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          Anonymous

          They really captured his countenance from the original gondola date here.

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rufus thread
    Praise Rufus
    Love Rufus

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does Cloud only smile with Aerith or some shit
    jesus christ I don't remember him being this grumpy in OG FF7

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think I remember like only one time he laugh-laughs in FF7 OG after joking about the Turks trying to recruit her for SOLDIER, and otherwise he's mostly just an aloof oddball that tried to act cooler than he really was. They definitely made him more of a grump and an butthole in the new stuff.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember him smiling with Yuffie too. Tifasisters don't look

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he smiles when he pets the baby chocobo too

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aerith has the prettier face that's for sure

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