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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    wish more games allow you double char, so I could make a female(viewing) and a chad (attacc/protecc)

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always retainers
      Bring me moneys

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      prostitutes are connon fodder

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do frontline
    >log off

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally me
      >everything on 90
      >unlocked everything in gold saucer
      >not a raidtroony
      >log in, do some pvp and go play something else
      Sometimes I hang out with the fc and frens too though but after catching up with plot and raid I need a proper break from the game for a bit especially after grinding 50 RW wins during mogstone event

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally me
      >everything on 90
      >unlocked everything in gold saucer
      >not a raidtroony
      >log in, do some pvp and go play something else
      Sometimes I hang out with the fc and frens too though but after catching up with plot and raid I need a proper break from the game for a bit especially after grinding 50 RW wins during mogstone event

      What is the PVP in this game like? I loved doing Alterac Valley in WoW on my Nelf Hunter, stealthing around killing people who try to stealth cap. Haven't played an MMO in years and years and years now.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WoWgay
        Begone

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not as good. FF PVP is really bad. Rest of the game is fun though.

        >WoWgay
        Begone

        >guy is insterested in playing
        >states his only pvp experience in MMO's so people get an idea of what to tell him
        >get upset because of wow boogey man instead of helping out randoms who want to join us in playing
        have a nice day. Unironically.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's jank like most MMOs that aren't WoW, but it's alright.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was a patch... a year or two back? Can't remember. It's better than it was, but it's still just average.

        >WoWgay
        Begone

        kys

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    do retainers. can take about 10-15 minutes
    hit gold saucer for mini cactpot/regular cactpot/triple triad open tournament
    dig up and do a peisteskin map
    do island sanctuary if necessary
    roulettes, normal raid/trial/alliance/expert/5678/pvp, in that order. will remove expert if i'm capped on comedy
    check fellowships to see if any strangers wanna hang out
    sit on a bench in gold saucer and go afk till retainers are back or i forget i was logged on

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why Peisteskin? Trying to get anything specific?

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    NIN bros...
    RDM bros...
    DRK bros...

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play mch
      >its lowest dps
      >unsub
      >its highest dps
      >resub
      >its lowest
      >unsub again
      >its highest

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how the frick BLM got back to the top
      i dont think the potency buff on ONE skill with a thirty second reload was that damn strong

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are the actual numbers? whats shown are percentages

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        they also got an enochian buff that is ~1.6% overall ontop of the xeno glossy buff if you missed it
        still doesnt matter because no fight in the history of the game has ever had a damage check that makes blms huge dps over the other casters worth more than raises

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >worth more than raises
          Just don't die lmao it's that easy

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only homosexuals care about parse charts
      Play what you like and do your best and you will clear
      Meta homosexualry = Optimizing the game for low skill
      Boiling down the game to a flow chart with 3-5 steps removes the fun
      Success will be won with dedication more often than following autists who crunch numbers all day and remove the human element of a game

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Play Dancer
      >Don't care because it isn't my job to be top dick dps and I care more about fun than if it's the "best" or not.
      It's why I'll only play WHM even though it's basically the most replacable healer.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rdps jobs are kekked
      most of the frickers doing extreme aren't even in good gear

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a shame BLM is unfun min-max dogshit

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        BLM is the only mechanically good class left

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only really play tanks but have most dps at 90 from bozja, what's the most fun melee dps in raids/ex? Monk always looks fun as frick but think I'm too smooth brain for their rotation

      Holy frick, how can people be so moronic about doing the knockback into towers mechanic in Golbez EX?

      I'm fine with the majority of the mechanics but I turn into a moron the second that enumeration happens

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      WARBROS OUR TIME HAS COME

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        MANMODE

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is there ranged tax when melees have 0 problem keeping 100% uptime with humongous boss circles?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        because the game is balanced around bad/average players who do have problems with uptime

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        cause its harder cause.. they said so..

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    message my beta orbiters to see what goodies or free content carries they have for me that day

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Check on retainers, do trial and normal raid roulettes, island sanctuary, then just fricking around at the FC house for a bit.
    Hoping to learn Zurvan and get a couple clears before Tuesday. After that, I'm going to try Voidcast Dais Extreme.
    I want to do savage this time, but I might wait till 6.5 so I'll have better gear. I know I'll just be dying to raidwides if I just meet the bare minimum IL requirement.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    the alpha bike is a two-seater btw

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa where the frick is this from? Any other pics?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        newbie

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Positioning for passengers is severely scuffed on some races. It also doesn't scale with player race size.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh shit fanfest exclusive mount being crap? who could've guessed

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      iirc this will only be obtainable for those who attend fan fast, right? Or is it obtainable in-game? I’ve heard mixed statements about it

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        last expansion's fanfest mount was the lunar whale
        so you have your answer there

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        All Fan Fest stuff eventually makes it to the store.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick, how can people be so moronic about doing the knockback into towers mechanic in Golbez EX?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't done it yet, but yeah, that mechanic seems like it really shouldn't be that difficult. I just dread the combination of gale + arctic + 2/4 member stacks.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fight as a whole is easy, people are dogshit as usual.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the easy part
      Wait until you get to gales 2+3 and people lose their minds

      didn't care for the p12 music initially but now after a few listens I like it.

      >I create
      >manipulate
      >your kind in my image
      >my chosen ones
      >for you
      >the time has come
      >the sun is setting
      it's too good
      they mixed every song from all 3 tiers and even have the beat from P8S P2

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wait until you get to gales 2+3 and people lose their minds
        that one can be cheesed with tank lb, no?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's 2 and you won't have LB3 for the first I don't think

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is an absolutely enormous amount of visual asscancer and if even one person is dead it's an all but guaranteed wipe

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tank LB + flare in tower and you can recover 1-2 deaths.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does the fight's difficulty compare to the last two extremes? I eventually got pretty comfortable clearing those two.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Golbez > Barb >>> Rubinante

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mechanic is easy. The only problem I did had was the custerfrick of waymarks, effects, aoe marks amd kb mark not allowing to see how to position correctly.
      That leads to a bad push that sometimes you can leave you in a bad position and unable to recover. It is not hard but it can get complicated to see well at that part.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Went to blind start pf group
      >Finished beating the extreme on that same group
      It's that easy, have you tried being lucky and get people with more than one braincell?

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't care for the p12 music initially but now after a few listens I like it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, it's way better than I first thought. The way it uses Hic Svnt Leones is amazing.

      ?t=108

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sings the same lyrics during Scream / Hic Svnt Leones
      >repeats motifs with her own lyrics
      I'm digging it. The raid tier as a whole nailed it on the music.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      athena sex

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Never once you were truly alive
      >So scream all you like, no one can hear you
      It's soo cheerful and the lyrics is 100% psycho shit. I love it.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the roulettes
    >dailies for rep
    >gold saucer
    >side quests
    >msq
    Just finished ShB and I play 12 hours a day.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is Lazy even doing.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        He finished his Final Fantasy marathon a few days ago.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    8-12 hours of glorious, frenzied masturbation.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the appeal of these night clubs?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      you get black out drunk and don't have to go outside and get basically the same club experience. You can talk to people if you want or not and just enjoy the music while drinking. It's really cool if you go there with people you know too and everyone gets drunk. At least thats how I experienced them.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're pathetic.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >insults
          >forgets about corona lockdowns
          you seem to be projecting here bud

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Using corona as an excuse for being pathetic

            Honestly have a nice day now.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >being mad about people enjoying something
              take your own advice kek

              That sounds awful
              You alright bro?

              it's actually quite fun otherwise people wouldn't go there

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >noooo you just have to login do your dailies and log out you can't go have fun
                raidtrannies upset they are too autistic to talk to other people

                have a nice day.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                keep seething raidtroony we all know you all cheat anyway. Have sex (online)

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mind jumps to trannies right away

                Are you sure you're ok?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds awful
        You alright bro?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you drink and listen to some random Spotify EDM playlist and occasionally see someone type in /say chat
        uuhhh
        couldn't you just do this in limsa

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't you just drink and listen to whatever you want at your own pace?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I unironically and genuinely wish you harm.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          autism

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry, but this is never going to compare to going out irl, aside from the 2hr lines to get in that I've heard about.

        Nobody dresses in a 2b outfit and afks with /beesknees irl.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        why not use vrchat at that point you fricking moron

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They exist for people who want to be part of "The RP Community" because they heard XIV has a good one, but they're mostly twitch immigrants and are too irony-poisoned and insecure to create their own characters and actually RP so they just tab out and talk on discord while pretending to be social and they think that makes them da real epic RPers. It's kind of like calling yourself a hardcore raider because you cleared Golbez once.

      Over the past two years the Balmung/Mateus RP community has become extremely insular because of it and you pretty much have to know someone to find out the locations of any of the actual RP events and venues because twitchBlack folk were running into public RP events to plug their streams.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        we've reached an age of casual erpers pissing off hardcore ones. excellent. can't wait to need a purple RP parse for that cat girl

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          They don't even ERP, the Quicksands still exists for that.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            most of the quicksand crowd are looking for casual tavern rp. the rest are modbeasts looking to get stared at

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking hate the XIV RP community so much it's unreal. It's either people just socializing OOC while occasionally referring to something in-lore or it's a bunch of Gaia Online tier cringe. After trying hosting multiple venues, I've just given up.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lorelet detected. Just make a character that fits into the world and immerse yourself with others. It’s not hard. Also venues are cringe. Open world RP is usually higher quality.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish SQEX would ban this shit.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >noooo you just have to login do your dailies and log out you can't go have fun
        raidtrannies upset they are too autistic to talk to other people

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I talk to people irl Black person. You should try it sometime before challenging people's social skills. Actual non-autistic people cringe too much to engage with those who RP irl stuff in a fricking videogame, compared to something like DnD where you can mess around.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mentally ill women
      >modbeasts
      >trannies
      >aids gays
      >70 IQ soibeards
      >incels putting on a mask
      miss me with that gay shit homie
      This post

      you get black out drunk and don't have to go outside and get basically the same club experience. You can talk to people if you want or not and just enjoy the music while drinking. It's really cool if you go there with people you know too and everyone gets drunk. At least thats how I experienced them.

      tells me that the people are actually insufferable and intoxication is needed to stomach them

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always find the /shout announcements super annoying. But my assumption is that they’re mostly for people who want to RP and are in a very social mood so they attend in order to chat with people. Some probably go to try and make friends, too.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3D bunny and anime bunny on the same screen
      bro your uncanny valley?

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Que Frontline x1
    Que Mentor roulette until I'm done for the day, taking breaks every two hours to go ocean fishing.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't log in anymore. The magic got lost in endwalker. Had a good long run though

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how's the new shatter map?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      just as cancer but now soulless

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the casting and healing crafted sets so comfy looking

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The community has really changed since ARR, and I don't like it so I no longer interface with it. I sit in my FC with the same bros I've been playing the game with since Heavensward. They're a dwindling lot, and we're down to just the 3 of us from one of the largest on the server. Farming Voidcast Dais with the lads and laughing at the morons that get hit with the crescent blade followup every single time right now.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I really feel this. My FC has basically evaporated and I don't even want to try to recruit because everyone in this game is a fricking homosexual now. I have no idea why I bought tickets to Fanfest.

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the average Hrothgar a vapid homosexual who thinks everyone has to entertain them?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're gay furries

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry anon. They're the type of gay who think's they're in their 20s forever and live hedonistic lifestyle. They will be absolutely sad down the line and have no soul left in their eyes.

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lahabrea = Gendou Ikari
    >Eric = Shinji Ikari
    >Athena = Yui Ikari with Ragyo Kiryuuin characteristics

    absolutely fricked family

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Never once were you truly alive
      >So scream all you like, no one can hear you
      Poor Eric.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Poor eric

        They're describing their playerbase anon.

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is HE still throwing a pissbaby tantrum or did HE finally frick off for the day

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this autism when you you actually have a dj set?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes.

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    actual numbers coming through
    this is golbez
    drk bros... wtf are you all using salted earth in the center when he jumps north?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      is blm that high just because you can meme with leylines overlapping multiple mechanics bisecting this and that corner of the arena without having to leave them or what

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >adps

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        adps is what kills the boss

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            There have been very ...potent.. shitposts going on for a while now. I wouldn't give them anymore (You)s

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              aDPS is for raw damage jobs

              aDPS removes single target padding, but still rewards you for playing to AOE buffs. It also doesn't include your buff contributions, so this metric allows you to evaluate how well players are aligning their damage bursts with external AOE buffs.
              TLDR: This is how you measure job balance and it shows how fine it is aside from tanks

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        aDPS is for raw damage jobs

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, adps is what you have to consider when ranking the damage of different classes
          rdps doesn't always work because you won't always have the comp that boosts the most damage, so you account adps only

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't have a fixed routine, i just do tribal shit and then i'm free to do whatever
    either pvp, more relic grind
    i don't have the patience to do savage

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Routine's dead until some actual content is added. This post-EW patch cycle has been godawful, FF16 100% screwed this patch cycle

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shadowbringer patch content is shit
      C-covid!!
      >Endwalker patch content is shit
      F-FFXVI!!
      >7.0 patch content is shit
      ???

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sino-Pacific War touching off

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh shit
        Discord woke up
        Thread's over

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anyine who criticizes the game is a forum boogieman
          What did YOU mean by this, bro?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >boogeyman
            ahahahah!
            you homosexuals out yourselves so easily and quickly

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              I will pray for your soul, anon.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will pray for you to stub your toe, homosexual

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't bother responding to that homosexual. It's a complete kafka trap. There is no response you can give him that he won't interpret as you being a trancer in denial.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was fine with Shadowbringers patch content. We had the Bozja stuff to mess around with, and was entertaining.
        There's pretty much barely any content to spend time on in EW.

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Island Sanctuary crap like gathering all the droppings/crops for XP till I hit 16 then I won't touch it
    grab an Ophio or Kumb map
    Frontline roulette
    Whatever PvE roulettes I feel like doing
    Retainer shit
    Beast Tribe quests for the XP

    I'm finally down to my last 3 jobs that need leveling, except for Blue Mage in 6.45, and I can't wait for it to be over. My playtime will probably significantly drop after that since it'll mostly just be weekly stuff I'll do but it's been a great ride getting "caught up" with everything and being able to take a longer break in the lead up to 7.0 without worry about missing or "wasting" stuff will be lovely.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you ready to grind to IS rank 20 in 6.5?
      fricking kill me, only reason I'm doing this is because I know I'll regret not ranking and getting the rewards later...I know they'll have something I want

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I truly hope with every fiber of my being that Island Sanctuary is finished with 6.5 and is never touched again. As time has gone on it's become abundantly clear that they went with Island Sanctuary for the 6.x patches cause it was "easy" filler content that wouldn't put strain on the team while people were working on XVI.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not just do your spreadsheets for the week + whatever gathering you need to keep it going and then do something else?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I pretty much am but I'm not doing fortuneteller so I can maximize profit in case they make something ridiculously priced
          I just feel immediately drained stepping onto the island, it's a disappointment

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        12 to 16 is actually easier than previous patches because you get so much free exp from renovations and extra new buildings. I saved up 2 weeks of my workshop beforehand and it got me more than halfway to rank 13.

        Grinding to rank 12 on previous patch took me 1 whole day of pure grinding macro, grinding to rank 16 only took me 12 hours pure grinding of macro because of all the free exp

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, actually getting renovations this patch helps immensely. Faster I can hit max and leave, the better. New hideout is cozy, though.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually appreciate Island Sanctuary more now that I just use it to get materia for my crafter and gatherer. Way better than the beast tribes in terms of exhcange rate.
      Well, mainly for my big fishing stuff. Pain in the ass for older materia. Wonder if they'll add more materia when new expansion hits.

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sit in the gold saucer because no content and/or waiting in PF for ten fricking years

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I normally log in, check PF if there's any raids/trials I want to do up. If not I decide if I feel like leveling something so I'll do a single leveling roulette then log off. Lately I have been getting into solo potd. Last run I died on floor 180

  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    is Golbez as fun as Barb

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      barb is the most fun but gobly is pretty fun

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but it's an alright EX. Have fun with Gale 2.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gale 2 is hilarious.

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno, I quit playing because this game is pretty lonely. Lot of people put on a fake face and I don't want to deal with being burnt again like before.

  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played the story and normal raids on patch day, then got bored and installed FFXI. Been playing since Wednesday and it's been pretty cool. I got a quest that needs me to have a BLM, WHM and RDM playing with me and it's blowing my mind that I have to interact with people to do this main story quest.

  32. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Realize game is shit
    >Log off
    >Uninstall
    >Get memed into downloading it again
    Every time

  33. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >check my retainers
    >wait for an S rank to pop
    >log off
    No ide why i paid a sub this month when i got two hours worth of content
    Will resub a month before 7.0 to catch up on content. No idea if i’ll even play the new expansion. XIV doesn’t hold a candle to an actual mmo like XI.

  34. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is an unanswerable question. I don't have a routine as I log up as I don't play that tardwrangling game. It is on the same level as "when did you stop beating your wife". You are disingenuous and evil.

    My answer is Mu. Now frick off.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This is an unanswerable question. I don't have a routine as I log up as I don't play that tardwrangling game. It is on the same level as "when did you stop beating your wife". You are disingenuous and evil.
      >
      >My answer is Mu. Now frick off.

      Literally what in the FRICK did he mean by this?

  35. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't bother responding to that homosexual. It's a complete kafka trap. There is no response you can give him that he won't interpret as you being a trancer in denial.

      I will pray for your soul, anon.

      DON'T ACT LIKE I'M YOUR FRIEND!!!!!

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks homosexual. Since i stopped paying for two hours of content every month i’ve duscovered pso1. Also played mhw and sonic frontiers. Imagine being a slave to an mmo that isnmt even that good.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine knowing your product is so fricking trash you encourage others to try other products
        and these homosexuals still worship him

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Grinding daily beast tribe for outfit
      >Realization I'm not having fun
      >Stop doing it
      >Accidently think of everything else I do in XIV
      >Third eye opens and realize I wasn't having fun for months
      I haven't felt this refreshed and excited to be playing other games in a long time. Feels gross when I look back at the last year and realize I could of been doing literally anything else

      I don't agree with that anymore. A game that charges monthly with extra fees and encourages daily play should have enough to do to not feel boring after 30 minutes or repetitive before even reaching what the game considers completion. A better focus on lasting events and new shit people want to do because it's enjoyable seems like a better idea than what we're getting. I don't think people should be saying things like I'm glad I'll never have to do that again because I got the mount/costume/title if what we were getting was genuinely fun to play.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks homosexual. Since i stopped paying for two hours of content every month i’ve duscovered pso1. Also played mhw and sonic frontiers. Imagine being a slave to an mmo that isnmt even that good.

        What’s funny s that i’m playing an other mmo right, classic on Turtle and the leveling difference between the two is staggering. In the past week i’ve grouped with hundreds of people, made at least ten friends i play regularry with now, there is actual reason and stuff to do in the overworld, pvp is fun. Even simple things like throwing a 30 minute buff on someone only for them to buff you in return feels nice in my tummy. Playing as a pld and saving people that overextended themselves with my heals got me a goofy looking shovel weapon even. Literally never experienced this in xiv.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Grinding daily beast tribe for outfit
        What tribe?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was doing the Vath and snakes tribes for the outfit and nail polishes. I did the crafting ones before it and they're all just shit and not fun to progress in.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      but I already stopped playing TotK, it sucked.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this shit. Taking my money and the. Telling me to play other games, like b***h, I subbed because I wanted to play THIS game. Don't use other games as a cop out for your lazy ass dev team. Imagine going to a restaurant, ordering a meal and then they just give you the side and say "we wanna encourage you to eat at other restaurants as well"
      I'm fricking broke, YoshiPissbrain. Give me the value I paid for, you thief.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        You WILL pay 15$ for a 20 minute Gaius storyline and you WILL like it!

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he should lower the sub cost if he feels this way.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao
        I also like how games “content” now is a 24$ cash shop month every month.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I let go of my plot 30 Large ishgard because of this. It's much better to just sub in on new patch rather than subbing in every month as a casual player.

  36. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
  37. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your usual routine when you first log in?
    Go to Old Sharlayan and look at all the cool glams I have and see if I have an idea for a cooler one.

  38. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your usual routine when you first log in?
    Turn 360 degrees, and log off

  39. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for savage so Athena completes her apotheosis and becomes some abomination for phase 2

  40. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hit gold saucer
    Do basic roulettes
    Do tribal dailies (while in queue for above on DPS)
    Do Frontlines roulette
    Continue MSQ

  41. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every expansion i level every job to max and then miss being able to do so. I love leveling the jobs for some ungodly reason, one of my favorite new expansion activities. Now that i'm done, i mostly log in daily to do some PVP.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me the problem with leveling jobs is when you level all of them at 80 for example, the leveling to 90 it feels so empty because the barely get new abilities or skills in 10 levels

  42. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The incantation for Ultima means that the Ancients also believed in the seven hells and heavens at least at some point.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They believed in Zodiark so I imagine they had some kind of religion of their own with a similar hell/heaven system, even if their status as demigods and having "Guardian Force" concepts like Quetzalcoatl laying around meant any religion was probably just made up of some ancients' fursonas

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's aping something the people transformed by auracite say in the Ivallice raids right? Could have sworn Ultima says that exact line but I don't remember and I'm not waiting on a Monastery pop to check.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lahabrea says it in Praetorium. High Seraph's incantation for Ultimate Illusion is
        >Simmer does the light of life before rising to the heavens in a cleansing conflagration of divine benevolence.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's quoting Lahabrea in ARR, it's the spoken incantation for Ultima.

          Ah, that's been so much longer I completely forgot.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's quoting Lahabrea in ARR, it's the spoken incantation for Ultima.

          I really wanted Lahabrea to be the one to say it. I wanted him to break into the fight and nuke her.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            wtf I want that now. Please say that Extreme does this.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              You’ll get extremes in two months :3

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's quoting Lahabrea in ARR, it's the spoken incantation for Ultima.

  43. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to my house, reset retainers and check if prices on shit I've listed need to be adjusted

  44. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Refresh house timer.
    Log off.

  45. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I moronic for wanting to wait until 7.0 releases to try the game?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, the only good times to play the game are X.55 at the end of an expansion and X.0 on launch
      anyone subbed between those is a moron

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Bee urself.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, because starting at the start of 7.0 means you won't see 7.0 content for months.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you could read the writing on the wall you'd know we are heading for a reset/cataclysm style new starting point. Expect to get amnesia/knocked out real soon.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          insisting that the game is going to commit chronological/logistical harakiri in the near-future is outright delusional

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trancer still insist the game is on maintenance mode since they didn't spend 4 expansions hyping up and fighting Zodiark

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quite, you could very feasibly not run out of stuff to do until 7.0's launch if you start now

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      try it out during 6.5. You'll finish the msq in time to be excited for 7.0 if the game is fun to you

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude, the arr-6.0 will take several months if you play by doing side content and stuff. Also many people level up their all their jobs to level 90 before doing a new msq so they dont miss out on optional dialogue.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you, it takes literal months to get to the end of EW even.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda, big theme of this expansion has been tying up loose plot threads.
      Pretty much ALL the 1.0/2.0 narratives will be resolved before 7.0, 7.0+ Will be entirely new narratives, so like a new TV series pretty much.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pretty much ALL the 1.0/2.0 narratives will be resolved before 7.0
        And by "resolved" you mean forgotten, right?

  46. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sit inside the inn and look at my pet caduceus for 30 fricking minutes. Then pop a few trust runs.

  47. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    If female hrothgar don't look like this I'll fricking kill myself

  48. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is island sanctuary the biggest waste of time and resources this game ever had?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      diadem pre-ishgard restoration

  49. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >next expansion is Ivalice
    Matsunogods, we fricking won.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't care for ivalice, but I'll take more lyon/pagaga. My worry with a Beastmaster class though is that pet classes are fricking shit and never work well.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I personally think "pets suck" is why we've heard nothing of PUP or BST outside of Bozja, and at a stretch the puppet-crafter for Reapers (same Gridanian goldsmith that fricks with the Void since ARR)

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't care for ivalice, but I'll take more lyon/pagaga. My worry with a Beastmaster class though is that pet classes are fricking shit and never work well.

          The "pets suck" meme is such a defeatist take. They sucked the one time they half tried it. It could still be done well, especially with the advancements in pets recently. Nobody is complaining about bahumut/carbuncle these days. Scholars aren't crying about eos. They just needed some optimization. We can still have a good pet class, people just need to get their heads out of their asses.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            They sucked for the 8 years they tried them and steadily downplayed them the whole while. Nobody complaining about Bahamut/Carbuncle/Eos is the result of a straight decade of tinkering with pet AI and never reaching a satisfying conclusion with them.
            Two more years trust the plan

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              pets, or as i like to call them, janky dots, are not good or fun design.

              i'd rather them let me have Lily sit on my shoulder than them try to 'fix' pets

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly I don't think I've ever liked pet classes or jobs in any game I've tried. The closest I've come was Maplestory with Mechanic and Wild Hunter, and both of those are "mounted" jobs and not pet jobs as such.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              The problem was that the devs never tried to fix them. They just applied bandaids and minimized them so it wouldn't matter in the end anyways. Anytime there was a problem they just removed stuff until it was where we are today, pets are just a visual effect now. It's sad, this dev team is incapable of making any play styles beyond burst DPS. I'm just so frickin tired of burst meta.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You fricking homosexual they tried to fix them for a straight decade and couldn't do it.
                TWO MORE YEARS TRUST THE PLAN

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Getting rid of pets isn't the same as fixing them.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                there is no fixing them
                >yes there is
                no lol
                this game still commits to dark knight getting its core power 40 levels from its starting point and took until shadowbringers to get rid of paladin's useless flash spell
                it took until stormblood to get rid of the awful cross-class and took until shadowbringers to get rid of the arbitrary restriction on the resulting role action system
                there is a prodigious adherence to bad ideas for years past their expiration dates
                they cut pets out almost completely
                what does that tell you

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >paladin's useless flash spell
                Confirmed moron, post discarded

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                objectively useless cross-class spell, by far the worst tank AoE during stormblood, don't @ me

                See this is where I agree with you. The devs are fricking trash at class design. This is why I'm saying it's not pets fault they suck, it's the devs fault. Pets could work in this game, but the devs are incompetent.

                pets suck in every video game they're in, get over it
                and for the love of god don't brush over how long it took them to give up and scrap it, it can't be stressed enough that it was 8 years of playing with pets and any opportunity to lean into pets was gone after stormblood when bahamut's schizophrenia shat in the pot forever
                keeping a tumor because it might turn back to healthy cells is stupid

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >objectively useless cross-class spell
                If you think damage is the only thing that exists in the game. Flash could be spammed without TP cost and also applied blind.
                >don't @ me
                Go back twitterBlack person

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                call me a twitterBlack person all you like but it will never burn like the shame of defending flash

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                TP cost didn't matter if you weren't stupid, generally.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                TP cost absolutely mattered in AoE situations, which is where you would use Flash.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You used Flash if you somehow ran out of TP, or if your DPS were stupid and didn't know their aggro cooldowns existed.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Flash was mitigation you fricking idiot.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't mean it was a good option all the time, especially in Stormblood where crowd-control in general rarely worked. Damage is king in this game and you had more than enough mit even back then that Flash wasn't gonna be your first mit option, deal with it. Same reason nobody ever boosted Dark Passenger on DRK.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                See this is where I agree with you. The devs are fricking trash at class design. This is why I'm saying it's not pets fault they suck, it's the devs fault. Pets could work in this game, but the devs are incompetent.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                NO IF IT COULD WORK THEY'D DO IT
                THE DEVS ARE RIGHT THEY WOULD MAKE IT WORK IF IT COULD BUT OBVIOUSLY THEY HAVEN'T DONE IT SO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >IF THEY COULD, THEN THEY WOULD!!

                lol. lmao even. You have far more faith in these devs than I ever could.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                i was very assiduous with flash when it was still around...

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pet classes can be fun when they're done well. I'd even accept something like ShB-era Summoner where the pet was mostly fire and forget and you had skills to command it to do special attacks, but it's otherwise pretty much immune to harm and basically just a fancy DoT you have.

  50. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feo Ul minion when?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no sch skill involving best girl
      >not even a glam for the fairy
      Frick this game.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with feo ul when?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feo Ul can canonically visit your dreams so you just need to log out in an inn room.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >See feo ul porn
          >Tfw that can and probably happened during one of WoL's dreams
          Thanks for the background lore anon

  51. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX
    WITH
    BUNS

  52. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get informed my sub ran out
    >finally decide to uninstall one day
    wowfugees killed ff14

  53. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Log into crystal
    >Take 1000 pictures of my character
    >Spam /xivg/ with a random picture of my character for every fricking post
    >namedrop people I recognize
    >Tip the jannie we keep on the payroll to ignore the fact that we break every rule on the fricking board
    Oh, you mean actually PLAYING the game? No one fricking does that in-between content patches sweaty.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        there should be an "are you ok do you have brain damage" version of this macro

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        why the frick does this not say "do you have irrefutable proof to back that up"

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          have at it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot to cap it off with
      >finish jerking off to their catbox gallery
      >run to Ganker to complain about the thread ebin I just jerked it to
      >make sure I'm vague enough that I don't describe anybody in specific so that nobody questions me
      >say "they all do that" if pushed to remain vague

  54. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Making me read all that in shen bapiro's voice
      how dare you

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if I agree? I've been saying this game has a shit community since storm blood and I'm happy others are finally seeing behind the curtain.
      I play this game but I haven't been able to connect with anyone in it for nearly 8 years now.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you agree with somebody that screeches "cultist" 24/7 on Ganker you might be brazilian

  55. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scope out Limsa Lominsa to find and groom susceptible people with low self esteem to undergo Hormone Replacement Therapy

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      you pressure sprouts into using a fantasia? hardly an accomplishment

  56. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Retainers
    >Gold Saucer Dailies
    >Prepare to log off
    >Receive /tell and get roped into something

  57. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make a femlala because they’re adorable and have amazing animations
    >love her so much i’ll literally never make an alt or fanta
    >turns out the “lala community” is pedos and toddler rper’s
    >get associated with them with no fault of mine
    It feels kinda bad bros. I literally had no idea it would be like this.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't behave like a raging pedophile in /shout chat and the only people that will suspect you of being one are terminally online Ganker posters and adjacent twitter goblins

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      On the upside, you have higher chances of receiving comms for being a cute femlala

      Each of the races has its up and downs, all based on the type of people that play them

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I literally had no idea it would be like this.
      then you're moronic,the small cute race always attracts degenerates in every mmo

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      odd. i never encounter pedos and toddler rpers and i'm a lala

      are you going and looking for this individuals anon?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish lalafells had "serious mode" animations, seeing their stupid waddle and exaggerated movements in an otherwise normal scene really ruins it for me

  58. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >check fc discord
    >fc lead is begging someone for a kidney
    Unsub

  59. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    let me tell you something virgin anons
    ive laid with many people, over 100 women
    most of them expect and want rape
    they are, in every way except birth, lesser
    and when i went, solo chad, to the chicago square enix Nier Orchestra a few years ago, i will never forget it.
    why?
    cause of the music? sure.
    cause of yoko showing up? of course.
    cause of the overwhelming smell of literally hundreds of women all wearing some variation of automatas wardrobe? this right here.
    ive been to a lot of LAN parties and while every one of those are wiener fests, that nier concert was completely inverted. so many women, all horny for yoko, all proud to show off ther pits, pussy and patooties. i took a vow of celibacy since then and am waiting for the right one after seeing such a site altho tbh i think i'd rather own a nine ess after witnessing all that.... all them white ponies saddled with 2b cosplay. im a 90s kid and girls still deride me for gaming but once i smelled that theatre something changed inside of me.

    take the woman you want, anon. literally fight for them. they *dont* want a hero, they want someone to dress them up and tear it off. this is why they are liberals. they dont know any better and they dont want any better and the ones who say they do simply have wiener envy.

  60. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im pretty sure the majority of Skip Story sales are from current players that already beat the MSQ than new players that want reach endgame
    Because I made a new character just because I want to try a new race without changing my old one but its a fricking slog beating the MSQ again from the start even if you skip the cutscenes

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >want to try a new race without changing my old one
      Just use anamnesis.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve tried but im stupid apparently. My “new” character only lasts for the room i applied the anamnesis in. How do i save it permanently?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC you can't with Anamnesis, because the devs are homosexuals who removed this 'unintended' feature from CMtool and don't you dare criticise them for it because they know better than you, peasant

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          The plugin you want is glamourer. It will make your new skin persistent.

          Whoever does the coolest trick > whoever plays best > glamour as the tiebreaker. I've seen an ADHD red mage zipping all over like a fricking pro who was doing dogshit numbers but I commed him anyway

          >I've seen an ADHD red mage zipping all over like a fricking pro who was doing dogshit numbers but I commed him anyway
          That's because RDM has bad stats. They work harder for less results. But they also can save a run with swiftcast and dualcast rezzing, that's the utility tax.

          How do I make money without leveling crafters and gatherer? I just need a 10-20 millions and I'm set, it will be enough for the rest of my ffxiv life.

          Get good at PVP and make wagers in the Wolves Den. I earned a lot of money this way, and lost a lot too.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        but that is only visible to me and the gear i use for the two characters are totally different and yes i care how people see me in a MMO

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually made an alt to replay the msq. I wanted to kill myself after two hours of ARR.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was in the aery dungeon the other day with a sprout. It was a dude on an alt going through the msq because he initially bought a skip to play with friends at endgame.

  61. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    join party, queue into raid, finish raid, log off

  62. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >viera still can’t wear hats
    >it’s been four years since they released
    Heh. And since thr devs are hackfrauds that wont even try the rest of you people will be getting even more circlets and hairpins instead of hats from now on.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      running out of shit to complain about huh

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >paying a sub to be complacent with laziness.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          you pay a monthly sub to your ISP or phone provider to complain about lazy developers

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Someone's gotta do it. If I left everything to drones like you, nothing would ever get done.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t forget to buy next months 24$ mogstation mount! You do want to continue supporting our friend Yoshi-p and fund the game content like… farmville, 20 minute long questline for the next two months and even more extreme and savage content, right?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          im trans btw

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Complained about the cash-shop like clockwork

            Now say it without crying.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Death to all Australian posters.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Someone's gotta do it. If I left everything to drones like you, nothing would ever get done.

          WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT THE DEVELOPERS

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      they could at least try to make hats for the AF gear, being a red mage without a hat is so sad

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no, it's not like i didn't hide the head slot or pick a circlet or something similar 99% of the time already!

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cultist cope.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Refer to

          reminder

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cope
          You need to stop using buzzwords wrong.

          >make a femlala because they’re adorable and have amazing animations
          >love her so much i’ll literally never make an alt or fanta
          >turns out the “lala community” is pedos and toddler rper’s
          >get associated with them with no fault of mine
          It feels kinda bad bros. I literally had no idea it would be like this.

          Either ignore it or change, lalafell have had that brand literally forever.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are you, a girl?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I swear this is the strangest cope, because you can just go in game and see that most non viera/hrothgay are wearing something in their head slots.

  63. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to play FF14 for the first time solely to RP, and nobody can stop me.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need any tips or advice? That's what I do 100% of the time. Even during content.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure. I've met plenty of spergites like myself elsewhere, so lay it on me. Stuff you'd never guess without actually experiencing it.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Stuff you'd never guess without actually experiencing it.
          Got it. So there are basically three kinds of RP in this game:
          >The Casual Second Life Experience
          This is where most FFXIV RP happens. It's all night club venues, modern clothing, Twitch DJs, etc.
          >The Final Fantasy RP Experience
          People who adhere to the world and setting and actually partake in "realistic" adventuring and plots. Harder to find steady groups for this.
          >The Quicksands
          This is where all the coomers go, and where much of FFXIV RP really is at- ERP. It's filled to the brim with this stuff. God help you if you also fall into the modbeast rabbit hole.

          That's the broader stuff that a new RPer should know. Most people use Mateus for RP, or Balmung. I personally use Zalera and have my own little group I roll with. The world doesn't matter anymore thanks to travel.

          Last note is to use the Party Finder to locate RP events. If you have any more questions go ahead and ask. I suggest finding people who want to RP the way you do to get started, though. They'll be able to get you up to pace quickly.

          Also, a story skip is good if you want access to the whole world, but obviously you miss context of MSQ. Valuable option for a pure RP experience untainted by the main story which can and WILL ruin your ability to really RP as a character if you don't disregard it entirely.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gay garbage is the most common
            >Possibly decent stuff is rare
            >homosexualry takes place in the best city shitting things up for people
            Balmung, not even once.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't make the rules. In my perfect world everyone would be playing 100% in character all the time and never bring real world into the game. I just want to enjoy my fantasy roleplaying game authentically.

              Of course, you also then have to deal with things like pic-related which are just so out of left field but canon, but only if you're in the specific parallel world where it happens, and blah blah blah.

              >People who adhere to the world and setting and actually partake in "realistic" adventuring and plots. Harder to find steady groups for this.
              Do you people all speak in wienerney and employ copious use of the word AUGHT

              >Do you people all speak in wienerney and employ copious use of the word AUGHT
              Just so. Or at least, we make effort to speak in proper units of measurement such as onze and ponze and ilms and malms, and measuring time by bells in casual correspondence. One must needs also consider the characters themselves as some would be more or less formal, some have aggressively thick accents, and some are just layman but at least adhere to the world mostly.

              Many people use obnoxious wienerney and pirate accents, yes. And yes I do use all the Koji-isms like aught and mayhap.

              >And yes I do use all the Koji-isms like aught and mayhap.
              Twelve be good.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >People who adhere to the world and setting and actually partake in "realistic" adventuring and plots. Harder to find steady groups for this.
            Do you people all speak in wienerney and employ copious use of the word AUGHT

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Many people use obnoxious wienerney and pirate accents, yes. And yes I do use all the Koji-isms like aught and mayhap.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              must needs!

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            - Do the realistic adventurers and Quicksands types integrate? That's more my style, like fantasy coombler ERP.
            - Is there multipara/novel-style RP going on, or is it mostly a sentence or two back and forth?
            - What are the stereotypes of character races? I heard Viera are known as often being foota, for instance. Any races to avoid/gravitate toward?
            - What are people most likely to laugh at and sneer at?
            - How long does the main story take, roughly? Is there some kind of cred people will acknowledge if you've done it instead of shown up as a level 1 PC or whatever?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >- Do the realistic adventurers and Quicksands types integrate? That's more my style, like fantasy coombler ERP.
              I would say I fall under this category and many others do as well. I've made wagers on PVP that involved high stakes gil if I win and sexual favors if I lose, things like that. It just depends on who you're interacting with.
              >- Is there multipara/novel-style RP going on, or is it mostly a sentence or two back and forth?
              Many people do that but I personally hate that format. I prefer one line of dialogue and one line of emotive/flavor/descriptive text between each interaction. The game is happening in real time after all. Slow RP is just so unpleasant. You know when you have a good partner even if they write enough to fill the character limit, though.
              > What are the stereotypes of character races? I heard Viera are known as often being foota, for instance. Any races to avoid/gravitate toward?
              Lalafell are all considered children/pedos by most players in the West so it's hard to get by on that race. I just see them as gnomes but what do I know?
              Hrothgar are considered gay furries, no exception.
              Hyur are milquetoast normie human, though highlanders can be the strong type.
              "Mommy" races include Elezen, Roe, Viera, and Highlander. Contrasting with that is female aura and miqote. Midlanders fall in the middle.
              Elezen are typically seen as refined. Duskwight get shafted though.
              Miqote men are typically subby twinks or gay or both but some of them have cool factor.
              Roegadyn are rarely played straight, usually a joke race. But the authentic ones are worth their weight in gil and I'd love more of them.
              Male viera are the new groomer race, formerly Male Au Ra.
              NONE OF THAT MATTERS. Play what you want and play it straight and ignore all of the above.
              >- What are people most likely to laugh at and sneer at?
              Balmung shout chat. Or pic related.
              >Story
              No cred, sprout is seen as an alt or a noob. Real sprouts are usually prime for grooming.

  64. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Complained about the cash-shop like clockwork

  65. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    "u mad?" like clockwork

  66. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix her

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't fix her but whatever's wrong with her is really hot

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pregnancy can fix her.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person what

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Just one baby
          Lahabrea wasn't even trying

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that Ultima managed to frick with Ascians is pretty cool.

  67. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your usual routine when you first log in?
    >do nothing
    >log off
    >go to mog station
    >unsubscribe again

  68. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you comm-ing based on performance or glam?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Performance plus portrait and glamour.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either/or but glamour/plate tends to leave a stronger impression on me because I literally don't care what my party is doing if nobody's fricking up

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lala's always get first dibs on comms. After that, I comm the newest looking player. If they all seem the same, whoever fricked up the least. If everyone was the same, then I comm glam/glam plate.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        And if all that fails, then I just leave with no comm. I also don't comm if we lose, obviously.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      On performance but I will never comm a catboy, a femra, or a Viera of either gender

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whoever does the coolest trick > whoever plays best > glamour as the tiebreaker. I've seen an ADHD red mage zipping all over like a fricking pro who was doing dogshit numbers but I commed him anyway

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Top DPS if good DPS > tank that multi pulls > healer that DPSes
      If none of the above, no comm

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I comm top parse. If it's me, then I comm nobody because I'm a dancer and you all are pathetic if I'm beating you.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only give commendations to men, even if they suck.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you comm-ing based on performance or glam?
      Glam is the only answer

      Nobody would know their performance unless they're parse troonys

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried using your eyes? Look at the guy with 4 vuln stacks and bottom enmity VS the guy with none and second place enmity. Tell me who is better.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >evaluating people in content where there is vuln stacks
          >evaluating based on enmity even though the game only shows a green triangle on anyone not 1st or 2nd in aggro

          >Are you comm-ing based on performance or glam?
          Glam is the only answer

          Nobody would know their performance unless they're parse troonys

          >evaluating people in content where you can commend people

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >evaluating people in content where there is vuln stacks
            we're talking about coming people, so yeah that's generally the content with vuln stacks. Get out of your raid bubble once in a while.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              whatever you do wrong in this content is meaningless
              if your mistake does not result in an instawipe that eets back the party 5-10min then it's not a mistake

              or are you one of those people who think others failed elementary math because they didn't do the ridorana math correctly?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well how do you decide who to comm, if you're so smart?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                commendations are meaningless, just commend the hottest looking character portrait

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you actually find the characters in this game attractive? Jesus, go outside man.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Enmity is an indicator of performance

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            For DPS, yes it is, unless you're cheating. You wouldn't cheat would you?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >yes it is
              ok moron

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                stupid dumb parsing scum

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                shitty glam mismatching off whites wearer

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                so weak, you can do better than that

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                shitty glam mismatching soot black wearer

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous
  69. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if Yugiri came back

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if this game pandered to other people than lalapedos and fujoids?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        that would be nice

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lalapedos
        Normal e-girlcons haven't got much either.
        We need Ryne and Bird back.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >e-girl
          >Ryne
          Dumb fricking ironic twitter e-girlcon

  70. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I make money without leveling crafters and gatherer? I just need a 10-20 millions and I'm set, it will be enough for the rest of my ffxiv life.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      People tell me maps

      Hunts can be good for tome materials and materia tokens

      Crafting requires an untapped niche or botting

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right now, trade in all your clusters for Grade 9/10 combat materia and sell them.

  71. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    So was the Lahabrea we fought possessed by Athena from the Heart of Sabik?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, the seeds of the ARR Lahabrea we fought were sown when he reclaimed Erichtonios at the end of the raid questline

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        him suddenly going sociopath at the very end and saying we're gonna fight to the death someday was pretty based

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          why was lahabrea so standoffish with you after he merged back with hephaistos? I can't remember if we did anything to piss him off in the 2nd tier, at that point the sundering hasn't happened yet, nor does he know about the future like venat does.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean we did kick Hephaistos' ass. Almost like a voidsent devouring another, I'd imagine some of that resentment carried over into Lahabrea

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        So ARR Lahabrea is Lahabrea, but just went full hard ass mode when he took back his other half at the end of the raid?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, the seeds of the ARR Lahabrea we fought were sown when he reclaimed Erichtonios at the end of the raid questline

      He was being influenced by Sabik, yes. But remember that auracite just coaxes out and enhances feelings or desires that are already there. Athena was just taking advantage of that. This also means that the 'one true god' he was talking about in Praetorium was not Zodiark. He was worshiping Athena. Remember that he referred to the Heart of Sabik as a sliver of his god's power.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        So then was the body jumping that Lahabrea was doing was taught to him by Athena from the Heart of Sabik, because you don't ever see him do body jumping during the rad, but Athena was jacking people's soul?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Body snatching is just an Echo power that the Ascians learned sometime after the sundering. My assumption is that Lahabrea did learn it because of Athena's influence, but they don't really comment on it though it is a pretty major thing considering that pre-sundering Emet-Selch specifically said that dodging death was not possible.

  72. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christ, nu-Shatter is so bad. It wasn't even a problem to begin with.

  73. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    job announcements when

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Europoor Fanfest

  74. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only 1 idle animation per class weapon
    wtf
    Is there any way to unlock more?
    I swear I've seen vids of people with more. Maybe Im hallucinating again

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're probably thinking about battle stance and victory emotes which you get for doing HW msq.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        me being an ARR bab exposed......
        thank you bro

        They really should just make the weapon-specific idle poses non gender specific. Some of the male ones are better than the female ones and vice versa.

        Male and female have different idle stances for every job except SGE and RPR (and maybe BLU?) because they have become especially lazy now.

        they all told me to play a female
        but they can't do the FFIV idle pose, now can they?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really should just make the weapon-specific idle poses non gender specific. Some of the male ones are better than the female ones and vice versa.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. I just want an iconic dragoon stance for my wolfu, is that too much to ask yoshi?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just fanta'd from midlander to highlander and I miss the other idle poses

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Male and female have different idle stances for every job except SGE and RPR (and maybe BLU?) because they have become especially lazy now.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reapers are different. Females put their legs closer together.

  75. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the most braindead Melee DPS class?
    I'm asking because my fingers are utterly fricked and can't weave for shit now.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess Reaper but Samurai is pretty easy too.
      Can't wait for DRG rework because that shit is too many buttons to fit in a rotation and a lot could be streamlined.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guess I'll put some levels into them. Thanks anon. Funny, I used to play DRG, but now I can't for shit.

  76. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I stop hotbar staring

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Muscle memory.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Practice on a striking dummy and have a special hotbar near the center of your screen with big icons that allows you to monitor your big cooldowns.
      Also, play a class with a rigid rotation like DRG.

  77. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've subbed continuously since 2017 and I haven't used any of the dungeon roulettes since 2019

  78. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    No leaks for 6.45 weapons yet?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They look kinda gay, but some are kinda cool. They are like purple, pink and yellow crystal weapons.

  79. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Skirt on
    >Thigh-highs on
    >Blue-Pink-White pattern shirt on
    >Buttplug in
    >Frilly panties on
    >Cocaine snorted
    Oh yeah, it's time to play some online dress up dollhouse chatroom

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a good Friday night to me.

  80. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gimme the re/v/iew for 6.4

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      MSQ 6/10 but better than 6.3 which was a solid 2/10
      Panda 7.7/10
      Tataru's quest is a bit meh and short, but still sovlful

  81. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >At the beginning of the raid series my static and i made a joke reference about Themis and Ericthonios, Awesome Show Great Job
    >mfw

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cracked up when that achievement appeared

      >hey art department are you done with that quest NPC yet?
      >yeah here you go

      That's on Matsuno. He has a thing for gyaru girls. His personal character looks almost identical.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many americans are on the forums asking what a gaol is?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are Roe players so moronic?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know, as far as games go, XIV is pretty good for expanding your vocabulary, mostly due to Koji's autism. An example i like is how one of the Dalmasca raid bosses uses the word demesne, one of my favorites simply because its use is almost so completely unecessary compared to, you know, domain.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know of demesne from CK2 and didn't know it was pronounced "domain" for years

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dragon's Dogma and Final Fantasy XIV are both great lexical enhancers. And it's fun to embrace it and speak like a theatre character.

  82. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey art department are you done with that quest NPC yet?
    >yeah here you go

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gyaru bnnuy sexo

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically best npc.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        once again proving that biofoids are much better at designing characters than men

  83. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >been doing nothing but PvP
    >decide to do a fricking normal-ass trial, frick it
    >I forgot what my rotations are
    >I forgot what this boss does
    >die

  84. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Decorate your island. I won't ask twice.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not worth the effort. I want to spend as little time in the sweatshop as possible.
      Maybe you should have made it relaxing instead of a chore.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just glams the items and doesn't consume them from your inventory
      Nope, who the frick has the space for this? I just wanted a place to dump my bound outdoor shit in my retainers.

  85. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fire IV then spin around 3 times and /pat the first player I see on the wild

  86. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >log in
    >see female veira in 2B leggings
    >shove my male lala's face in their ass
    >furiously fap
    >log out

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she sits down, trapping you under her
      >her friend pulls your pants off and they laugh at your little lala dick while she grinds your nose deeper into her ass
      >she offers to jerk you off if you put your tongue to work

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she sits down, trapping you under her
      >her friend pulls your pants off and they laugh at your little lala dick while she grinds your nose deeper into her ass
      >she offers to jerk you off if you put your tongue to work

      [...]

  87. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw athena casting ultima and doing the incantation

  88. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    how long does it usually take for them to update NG+? I want to go back to the red moon

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to go back to the red moon
      Just wait for 6.5

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      End of 6.5 story

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zero too autistic to remember what sexual attraction is
      >Asks to train alongside Estinien at the end of 6.4
      kind of weird to dump such obvious shipping bait into the water like that

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're both for (you)

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Zero too autistic to remember what sexual attraction is
          >Asks to train alongside Estinien at the end of 6.4
          kind of weird to dump such obvious shipping bait into the water like that

          You just know she'd drain his aether if you catch my drift

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you projecting your thirst for Estinien onto 0?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              It would be a bargain

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Estinien is also autistic and a virgin so I think Zero's chastity is probably safe.
        Never forget
        >shows up to your room in leather pants and an unbuttoned shirt
        >says "You're alone? Good."
        >tells you that the twins are annoying
        >refuses to elaborate
        >jumps out your window
        He's transcended beyond desires of the flesh.

  89. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm slightly disappointed by Heard of Sabik lore not gonna lie

  90. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    did the janny stop banning ffxiv thread?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they're just asleep after taking their pills.

  91. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beat the boss in game mechanics
    >cut scenes NO YOU

    is this good story telling? or jrpg trope? i guess we fight golbez again in a duty or he dies in a cutscene later?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I knew, the entire patch questline thus far has been a whole lot of nothing. They gave themselves 5 patches to build up to the next expansion and it feels like they've stretched 2 patches across 4 so far.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they only allowed the true cutscene on a savage/ultimate clear, you'd be crying. Be happy for your moronic moron tier difficulty so you can "experience the story".

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol what a seething troony.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          morons like you kept crying in WoW too when we used to have no/few difficulties and instead raid tiers catering to different skill levels. Shitters don't deserve the lore kill.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            what the frick are you talking about ? go schizo post more. whoa what a sperg.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*walls you from getting to the final zone with a savage tier fight*
        How would the average XIV player react?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You'd have to grind more gear or become a better player to progress to the next part of the story which might be more high stakes
          >90% of FFXIV players would never reach Ultima Thule's last boss
          Kino

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reminds me of Zenos gatekeeping the endgame of SB for a while because shitters couldn't cope with Shinryu. Was pretty kino.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              this never happened. take your meds.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was there and a bunch of people in my FC got gatekept for about a week until people with Ala Mhigan gear got it in trial roulette and stomped him. You still frequently get groups that get wiped by Tidal Wave and just have constant deaths, even with power creep from gear and expansions raising potencies.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          CoP pre nerfs was the peak of MMOs, combining an amazing story with massive challenges, both "trial" fights and open world dungeons.

          god i miss it

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Difference being that entire XI was savage tier, even just traveling from one city to another so those that stick with it would grow and become better players. XIV on the other hand is baby shit easy tier for 95% of it's content so things like savage fights are an outlier and you can only get players like catgirls in H&M glam that unironically ask what's the red eye mechanic in a level 90 duty.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            LOL
            LMAO
            if there is one thing ffxi long term players agree on, is that xi's gameplay was dogshit
            most if not all the combat encounters were mobs that autoattacked every 5 seconds and did something every 30 to 60 seconds at best

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              I guess that's why it was the most profitable SE game until recently and managed to survive wow reign while dozens of other mmo's failed? Because it was an mmo with dogshit gameplay?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Trash pulls in XI had more going on than trash pulls in XIV thoughever. If you pull a mandragora in F
              XIV it will do exactly nothing but auto attack while you do your rotation. If you pull one in XI it can put your whole group on lockdown with Dream Flower and punch your tank to death after killing his VIT with Wild Oats.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                He wont respond to your post.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                but I will respond to yours
                no amount of static spreadsheeting and status effect juggling can compare to an actual mechanic like pantokrator
                try to add that in xi and watch the engine melt and the netcode break

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >actual rpg with job depth, weapon and build possibilities plays differently to an action mmo with zero depth (soon to be even less)
                You don't say.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                your argument was always "more difficult and ballbusting = better"
                there is nothing in xi as difficult and ballbusting as ultimate mechanics

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You forgot your own original post. You said that normal XI combat was boring because monsters didn't do anything. When proven wrong you backpedaled to ultimate fights.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                well duh is there anything other than "normal mobs" in xi?
                even notorious monsters and bosses are just normal mobs that take a large amount of people wailing at it for hours to kill

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your week one Absolute Virtue clear?

  92. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME DRAGONSIGHT NOW HAS TRUE NORTH PROPERTIES

  93. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zero is so cool...

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what if... there was a fair exchange
      LITERALLY THE SMARTEST CHARACTER IN FINAL FANTASY SHTOLAgayS BTFO

  94. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Elidibus gets reborn
    >Venat still super dead

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      And nothing of value was lost. I'd rather frick Athena.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good

  95. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >expansion is less then 13 months away
    how are you feeling? patch 6.5 is in 4 months + 4 days, so the wait between 6.5 and 7.0 will be around 8 months.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not great. There's absolutely no reason for them to have dev times this long.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get used to it, the same team was working primarily on FF16 since endwalker launch.

        And after FF16 launched you can be sure they will shift focus to another new game, maybe FF17 or 18 will be a new MMO.

        FF14 had its peak and we are past it.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SE killing its cashcow
          Lol
          Not happening

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have you been around for Endwalker?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody said anything about killing it. It'll still be around to drain your money and sell you cheap content.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dunno whats the move do a cliff hanger or wrap it up nicely with a hey want go to merycydia or something. probably some duumb shit like MEANWHILE and shows some dumb shit after you get vrtras sister back cutscene.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will literally be playing Runescape 3 and trying to get the new skill to level 120, so it will be great for me.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6.5 lasting 8 months
      That would be disastrous, anything more than 5 is already pushing it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8 months
      at max 6 months. you can compare previous expansions to this

  96. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can non-subscription players still log in, or is it pay-only-access?

  97. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vrtra's sister has an extremely sexy voice, I think I'm gonna honor Shiva's legacy

  98. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, how are they going to solve "you need to play 800+ hours to access the newest expac" issue for newkeks without enraging the oldgays?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      who cares. they made a codex. theyre going to have a new starting point.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >getting tossed straight into lvl 90 3 panel gameplay
        I'd honestly drop it right there.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're going to let people start at 6.1 which is why the unending codex exists.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they cared about oldgays, we wouldn't be where we are today.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think they're tying up lose ends this expansion?
      Highly possible 7.0 is going to be another reset.

  99. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not that I care that much anymore but when exactly is this game coming to Xbox?

  100. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dancing in Limsa with my besties <3

  101. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Play Hrothgar
    >Get excluded/ignored by other Hrothgar for not using mods

    This game's community is weird

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Play Hrothgar
      Your first mistake

  102. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen more wipes to Armored Chariot than every other EW duty up to savage combined.

  103. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"raids" extremes
    >parses normals
    >thinks savage is too hard
    >gets mad at ultimate weapons and seethes when she sees a legend title

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing "hard" about savage content is putting up with 7 of you people for more than a few minutes.

  104. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she so perfect Gankerros

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the eyes

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the eyes, they are mesmerizing.

  105. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he right?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >feminine guys

  106. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had some sort of poetic tomestone supergrind. Like a hat that costs 100k.

    Right now I'm just buying HW relic mats with them and it just feels bad man.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been capped on wolf marks and poetics for at least 2 years, it's hopeless.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would love this. I need a poetics dump. Give me a mount like they try with bicolor gems, except I might actually get this one.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick the HW relic. I did 10 fates in the sea of clouds and rage quit because I didn't get a single crystal.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to be on the quest for them to drop.
        Got all 9 crystals in less than 10 minutes.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you mean "on" the quest. Like have it? I had it

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you have the relic equipped?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              No its the 1st step. I don't have a relic yet

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah right I think it was the ARR weapon that you had to equip during FATEs. Maybe you can speed up using BLU?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                salting the wounds anon. I was using BLU. Maybe Ill try again. RNG drops for relic material is so lame that when I did bozja's relic It was faster to spam old alliance raids than fate farm. and I was fate farming during alliance queues!

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            You pick the quest up from the old lady in Mor Dhona who offers you to either turn in an ARR relic or go collect crystals in HW zones.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to Eulmore, get a frickload of rings, turn them into gc tickets, buy a gacha minion chest, chance to get a milion plus worth thing to sell and keep.

      Or just get them to desynth them and sell the mats for money. I like the feeling of leveling up desynth though it's pretty useless

  107. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neverplayed, but im an old mmo vet, worth getting it on ps5?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's very much nothing like old mmos, but that doesn't necessarily mean you wouldn't like it.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        In what regard is it different? Do I make a character then walk out into the world and do quests etc to level my char until I can start killing noobs

  108. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Got a warning on a discord for posting the joke pic of Athena looking into the fridge for "spoilers"

    How would they even know the context and shit.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never seen a community more autistic about anything that could be a spoiler than in FFXIV. These people are actually mentally ill.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they started trying to put numbers in front of EX because SPOILERS!!!. They did it for Endsinger even though she's in the fricking trailer.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Snape kills Dumbledore! XD

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never seen a community more autistic about anything that could be a spoiler than in FFXIV. These people are actually mentally ill.

      Please do not spoil any story beats for new players. Story is what makes the game worthwhile.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Playing an MMO for the story

        lol, lmao

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Not playing a MMO for the story

          oof bud, you ok there?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            raid Black person cope

            You play MMOs to form bond with other people and create memories, not the fricking story.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >forming bonds with other people in a themepark MMO with a duty finder
              kys zoomer

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                literally, figuratively and unironically touch grass

                >FFXIV players not having an argument

                Nothing new.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You need to present an argument first sirs

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              literally, figuratively and unironically touch grass

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah and I form bonds with people over our appreciation for the story. Just tonight we did the MSQ stuff together and I laughed at them getting BTFO by Golbez because they made fun of me because he tickled my Dark Knight fetish.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only mentally ill people bond over this game's terrible story.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, sure, and I still had fun with my friends.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >22 year old PS2 mmo has better cutscene direction and feels more alive than a money printer in 2023 that only does people standing in a circle and emoting at one another
            How did we get here?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              In order to save xiv after the 1.0 disaster things had to be sacrificed.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. If you actually watch the 1.0 cutscenes, a lot of them are very reminiscent of FFxi cutscenes. Actual animation is a great thing.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          raid Black person cope

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >being such a fricking zoomer you think mmos exist for either the story or raids

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick em. If they had any taste they would already be caught up. At this point spoiling is a good thing to filter normies.

  109. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    nyahahaha

  110. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be an omnicrafter they said

  111. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't plan on doing savage, I will probably not do extremes either. Is the gear I get from tomes of comedy just for shits and giggles then?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  112. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FFXIV streams consistent of autistic "clubs, losers who belittle their party members and their chat orbits and jerks them off, or e-girl

    How can people watch any of this

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      because that's the playerbase. emotionally stunted men that never had a high school/teenager life so now they're compensating for that through a shitty second life clone

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy projection batman

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        My personal fav is the one FGC player fluxedover who orbits and begs other people to carry him through content after they've cleared while he calls everyone a shitter. He lost his mind when they delayed endwalker because it meant he had to spend time with his GF over savage.

  113. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the alpha legends being filtered by golbex
    ya hate yo see it happen

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, legends should know all mechanics the moment they enter the instance.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >UHHHH GUYS THERE IS A KNOCKBACK WITH TOWERS BUT TWO OF US HAVE FLARES WHAT DO WE DO THIS IS SUCH A PUZZLE AAAHHHH CACTBOT HELP ME DO THE FLARES GO IN THE TOWERS

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ah yes

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        They all use cheats, so yes, they should.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just don't go in the tower if you have the flare bro it's not hard

  114. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >set next day/end of week schedules for IS
    >check if a fish window I need is up (I skip this since I fished everything already)
    >logout since I have no friends and I've already done what I wanted to do during the past years
    I don't know why I still bother playing MMOs alone

  115. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just started doing extreme and people can't even get past the first gale, frick, even move for stacking lightning at the start. It's too late for me, isn't it?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its ok it will be irrelevant by what, next week?

  116. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the most efficient way of farming Causality tomestones? Just the daily roulettes?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wondrous tales gives some too. I think it's 500.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two days of roulettes gets you around 1400 toms, just saying

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish once you'd hit Comedy cap you'd at least get Causality instead. Doing any roulette feels like a waste after hitting weekly cap.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you keep them capped when you can sell the crafting mats? This is the first patch week after all

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Weekly cap anon. Weekly cap.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah I had the two C inverted my bad

  117. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Another 500+ post thread that a certain butthurt wowhomosexual failed to delete

  118. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gross granny hotdog breasts

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

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