Final Fantasy XIV

Just started my first playthough of FFXIV Free Trial. Why are the Main Quest cutscenes not voiced?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      this you?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no check the catalog, he's the "prove you're not an xiv cultist" thread with an OP image of a futa miqo'te with her wiener out

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't start getting consistent voice acting until the Heavensward expansion, and even then it's kind of hit and miss. Also small indie company pls understand.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lalathighs

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      spreading lala thighs

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are smalltime.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        More!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    if every msq cutscene was voiced, the game would be 600+gb

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Compression my dude

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there were no voiced scenes in the game.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because SE are cheap and they switched the entire voice cast for Heavensward.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Voice acting ruined video games, 90% of the budget goes to these frickers

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    every expansions has more voice
    AAR maybe has 2 hours of voiced quests
    Endwalked is like 24 hours

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Endwalker's base (6.0) has nearly 16 hours of voiced cutscenes. Which is double-ish what Shadowbringers (5.0) had.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This needs updating, 14's free trial now goes to 70.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This needs updating, 14's free trial now goes to 70.

      and you can have more than 1 character on the same server with the cheaper plan
      also the other MMOs have dogshit region locking where as XIV doesn't and will soon™ allow worldwide visiting.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and will soon™ allow worldwide visiting.

        god no, it's bad enough as is with DC/World travel.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ive had more fun playing eso than both xiv and wow.

      wow ( retail) is sissy boring shit with hyper autistic minmaxers at the high end, and 14's story and world just didnt grip or interest me.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey daughter is so hot

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that canonically Alphinaud has an identical body.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Prove it (preferably with pictures)

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're twins, stupid. The only difference is that Alphinaud is actually less rugged and more feminine than his sister.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              And if twins are on two different diets their bodies are going to develop in different ways, you absolute buffoon

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                And yet they haven't developed and likely never will. The only difference is that, again, as canonically stated by Estinien, Alisaie is more rugged and manly.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey daughter is so hot

        >Yoship Sampo POV

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Small ass

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i like small and big asses both

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ask me how i know you listen to mumblenog rap

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what makes it perfect. I'm sick of seeing fat Black asses.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same, but with breasts.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        For you.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        shape > size, uncultured swine.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That Wystan dude from that early Ul'dah quest never shows up again, doesnt he?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh the cookie guy. No.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's going to show up as a major character three expansions from now with the game expecting you to remember him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course not hes only in one version of the opening. thats like looking for the pirate kid who sold out the orange farm to the leviathan tempered.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are zoomers obsessed with voice acting? Do they not know how to read?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >brio looked interesting
    >trannies killed it before I got to use it

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my first playthrough
    >posts picture of ameliance
    i love the larp

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      think about everyone that got suckered in by emet-selch in shadowbringers anon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but there is no great wave of Ameliance foot porn like there were memes galore about "le zany crotchety old ascian man"

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    xenostatus?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats on his bottom surgery!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      gathering power

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      is he ok

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      need a shoop that says

      I have a vegana!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have a vegana!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is in heaven now

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The things I would do to the one on the far left.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        how many of these are troons other than the one with the beard
        leftmost one is definitely a troony

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          none, they're just on steroids

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            saved

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a Muscle girl cafe, they're all women who like to lift that's the gimmick instead of them being cute girl maid cafe.
          Really, you need to go to Japan and experience it. It's really fun.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >go to japan
            >instead of watching a lot of more interesting shit go watch some roided abominations
            no i don't think i will

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >more interesting shit
              Lmaooo lil bro think he cultured af lookin at mount fuji cuh lookin at the wrong mountains :skull:

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kuma-chama

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      more?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          MOAR

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what's more pathetic, the guy who made this or the guy that found it hot and saved it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        But... I was the one who created this...

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          alright well give us the good shit already then

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          for real, give us the good stuff and sauce so I can follow

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >english speaker
          >makes his smut in right to left orientation
          moron

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where can i find full set anon

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh finish the follow up to rebel girls I want Alisaie getting cummed in by more Garleans damnit

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post the source with the full gallery then

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hrothgars are homosexual

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not anymore, the queens are on their way to breed and every last male hrothgar will be forced straight

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying femhroths won't breed with thighlanders only

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i fking hate how hard is to make a free trial account
    or any account in this fking game

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    post you're warior of light

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been looking for different boots that go with these pieces but haven't really found any appropriate replacements yet. But, I also haven't looked very hard.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        some Monkspo for you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I resubbed last night
      I barely remember how to play but at least I got to look at femra tummy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        im glad because I get to see it now too

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Comfy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait to see this jacket with the improved graphics.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't wait to see this jacket with the improved graphics.
        >improved graphics
        kek, we got a live one here!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the fricking funniest thing the developers did was fully embracing the polygon grapes and making squishy stress-toys of them as fanfest merch

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah... haha... so funny that they embrace graphics fitting the PS3 era.. haha.....

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              imagine if WoW put out a variety of sweatshirts that had their awful stretched armor textures on them, similar level of self-awareness on how shit their graphics can be AND your fans love the merch

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That would require modern Blizzard devs to be A) self-aware and B) capable of self-deprecation.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah that would be funny since now their world and environment and (new) armors look great.. but that'd be a funny call back to the older content armor that has been untouched... but uh.. XIV everything is still low poly and low effort despite the game being 10+ years old... huh?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah that would be funny since now their world and environment and (new) armors look great
                Pic unrelated, I assume.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >those tree leaves
                lmao

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah that would be funny since now their world and environment and (new) armors look great
                Pic unrelated, I assume.

                >laughs, but then

                the fricking funniest thing the developers did was fully embracing the polygon grapes and making squishy stress-toys of them as fanfest merch

                >is literally still in game
                ironic...

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                try putting on armor and not dresses, sis

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >entire dress is a single flat jpeg
                >elf's shoulders are tiny, but flare out to chronic-wanker-tier forearms and hands
                >elf's face gives Nahbdeen's 2-pixel atrocity a run for its money
                >bindings on the staff are painted on
                >the 2D plants from 20 years ago
                >texture of the tree trunk on the right is a 40x40pix image stretched along its entire length
                >pathway is a flat png, no graphical tricks attempted to even try to make it 3 dimensional
                Surely this is a screenshot from the old WoW you talked about, right?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                nice, now do this one
                unfortunately I took this at default screenshot setting so it looks garbage at not even 1MB, but you can get the idea that no XIV environment even looks half this good and I'd dare you to try and post something so I can mock it

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                which jak and daxter game is this?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i was gonna be even less courteous and say it looked like borderlands 1

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >entire landscape of molded playdough
                >still, 20 years later, stretches the land texture down the length of any slope
                >the fricking tree in the foreground, holy shit
                >At least 12 of the ame copy/pasted "house" on top of the decking built into the playdough for some reason
                >ships in a rover (bay? inlet?) that is impossible for them to navigate without severe damage
                >magic bridge on the left, and in the middle, that would collapse under their own weight
                >big mountain on the right is a low-poly travesty that I'm pretty sure is worse than the mountains WoW used to have
                Literally the only impressive thing here is the cloudy skybox, and I'm pretty sure that shit's probably static.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't really matter what you say, the zones LOOK good and ff zones really don't. End of story.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now do this one

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                An absolute travesty, and I will never deny it.
                Sorry, did you expect me to defend it? Your WoW screenshots are garbage. That doesn't mean 14 doesn't have its own garbage.
                One being garbage does not make the other better somehow.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one in their right mind would ever defend ShBs world design outside of Rak'tika Greatwood, Eulmore and maybe Il mheg. It's pretty obvious that they ran out of money or time while working on the zones since most of them look worse than their first attempts at "large" zones in HW. Now post a picture of Ultima Thule, one of the shittiest zones to play in (pre-flight) but the best looking by far and with arguably the best zone music

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                rak'tika sucks, i dont care if you like civilizations it's a moronic layout and a more boring forest than the black shroud

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wowgay sees pretty colors and claps excitedly
                >me see color, it gud gwafix!
                Oh, I get it. This post was a ruse. Very clever, anon!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it's pleasant to look at then the graphics are good. This is why PS2 graphics mog the frick out of modern graphics despite being technically less "advanced".

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                These are PS2 graphics done by a team with a great artstyle.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, FFXI is my favorite game of all time. It's beautiful. I've never played WoW but I can say that when I look at pictures of the world it's aesthetically pleasing and looks like a fun, magical place to explore. I know better because I know about WoW beyond those screenshots, but the screenshots do still give me that urge to explore for a brief moment.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now, THIS shit looks like someone cared. There's some repeating textures, but every MMO suffers from this, but they don't look stretched here.
                Tons of effort put into the plants to make them appear believable. Cloudy skybox is believable, not oversaturated or drawn with crayons.
                I dunno what game this is, but I would play it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I dunno what game this is, but I would play it.
                That's FFXI

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well then I can honestly say that, so far, it is the only good screenshot I've ever seen of XI.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This looks nice.

                I wish I had my original screenshots but I only have what others have posted here.

                This looks like literal regurgitated beetroot vomit.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a bad angle. The zone is actually nice as you walk on top of the water which ripples as you move. Most of the enemies are fishlike and hang out under the water, moving above it to pursue you if you aggro them.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's fancy, the footstep effects they used always made me stop and watch, especially the ones in sky.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                this looks fricking awful dude

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one asked you.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                homosexual

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't post an ugly screenshot then. the sunset one was nice.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't post the screenshot dipshit I'm a brand new IP and you're a moronic homosexual.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Despite being an ignorant homosexual you're right. Lumoria is awful to look at, but XI has so many good looking zones.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                XI is older then you are homosexual

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                the sunsets were too good

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those monsters look familiar

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                God I miss my tail.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Less talking, more mining.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Y'essum massa

                I would go back to being the "male only" tailed semi-humanoid race of exploited reincarnation gay mountain giants in an instant. Fricking better then "big human with 2% difference in appearing aside from being roided out. Femroes were not just a mistake but a b***h slap to the Galka race.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish I had my original screenshots but I only have what others have posted here.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The amount of details they put into the world was astounding, don't forget this is a legitimate PS2 game that came out 21 years ago.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he says
                >as the new class is LITERALLY "woah, pretty colors!"
                can't make this shit up, lmao

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                sis you still have literal 2d paint gear on

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Embarrassing post.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Characters look awful in WoW, stick to the things WoW does better like combat(barely), landscapes and skyboxes(sometimes/ultima thule), PvP(patch/expansion dependent), and M+ content. Even XIV mogs the shit out of WoW with plugins/addons having zero overhead allowing for ultra coom shit and degeneracy everywhere.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well they did fix it, and then decided to give the entire game a graphical overhaul, so yeah I think them making fun of the situation is pretty humorous.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              graphics are a scam to sell more and more expensive GPUs

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                the gpu makers don’t make or fund video games so this makes no sense

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            grape crystals are cool and they should have made actual high poly crystals with grapes inside, FF loves their crystals why not make some crystal growing trees

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >making squishy stress-toys of them as fanfest merch

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Please tell me this is fake.. please tell me that some anons didn't seriously use the grape plushies as onaholes..

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think this was more about shoving them in the ass

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >sex with inanimate objects is against the law
              lol

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the fricking funniest thing the developers did was fully embracing the polygon grapes and making squishy stress-toys of them as fanfest merch

          Grape memes were great.

          yeah... haha... so funny that they embrace graphics fitting the PS3 era.. haha.....

          Stop being a miserable homosexual, it's not an acceptable replacement for a personality.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >miserable homosexual
            wanting a game I have been playing since 1.0 on my GTX 460 to be upgrade to something somewhat decent looking 10 years later makes me a miserable homosexual? yeah okay, it's not my fault Japan is stuck behind technologically on PS4's and refuses to join the PC masterrace. no need to pretend like defending XIV shamelessly is anymore a personality either, moronic Black person

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You said you played since 1.0 and the shiteater you're talking to has already decided that claiming you played 1.0 is on the trancecord shitposting list so he's going to dismiss anything you say.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You said you played since 1.0 and the shiteater you're talking to has already decided that claiming you played 1.0 is on the trancecord shitposting list so he's going to dismiss anything you say.

              ackchuyally you're a lunatic for thinking an MMO should be r0xx0rz my s0xx0rz graphically impressive and not "sufficient". this is the part where you will say looking as good as a KMMO with 5000 hours in the char-creator and 5 hours at endgame is "sufficient" and that is the part where i will ask that you get a spinal cord stimulator to fix your brain problems

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where's that Momodi, chunky spud?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://files.catbox.moe/6ya1hg.png
          have an old one
          I'm playing videogames at the moment
          I'll get to it eventually

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You promised it two days ago.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              big fat asses take time and dedication anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I finally changed her hair from ff1 fighter hair. i don't really have any haircuts in line with the dawntrail trailer.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Character staring at their empty palm
        Fricking embarrassing. Why do they refuse to use the note reading animation that was in SB's Hildy questline?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      currently unsubbed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you owe me sex

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        such a disgusting webm. ive had enough of you, filtered.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. male elezen/hyur highlander male

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks nothing like a miqote.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Final Fantasy XIV
    >Just started my first playthough of FFXIV Free Trial.
    is square paying people to post this shit?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the world coming to? Blizzard can't even pay people to post about WoW at all

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only mmo that I've played with good voice acting was SWTOR

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh great it's the ziv thread.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHE'S A DPS, WHY IS SHE WEARING FRICKING TANK GEAR
      UNLOCKED GLAMS WHEN YOSHIP

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Lyse looking like the girl from Dorohedoro.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    graphics this graphics that
    i wish they improved animations to make them more fuild like the ones in gw2

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What Shenanigans will Krile and WoL get up to in DT?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Krile paints some lingerie onto her naked body and visits WoL's inn room

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Finally gets her adventure with WoL
      >Sees all the autistic shit he does
      >Thinks it looks fun
      >Becomes an adventure moron like WoL

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She won't even remember the name Ejika Tsunjika on her adventures

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          There will absolutely be exclusive dialogue for having finished Eureka. Better get to it, anons.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh they're reusing the Aetherfont

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Finally gets her adventure with WoL
      >Sees all the autistic shit he does
      >Thinks it looks fun
      >Becomes an adventure moron like WoL

      She won't even remember the name Ejika Tsunjika on her adventures

      She always wanted to help, always saying how left behind and useless she was compared to the other Scions. So I'm very curious to see how she gets up to the level of even the weakest Scion.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Turns out Krile was always a competent fighter
        >She just forgot to bring her Brush and Palette with her when she joined the Scions
        Watch them do this

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey wait a minute
    THAT LALAFELL'S GOT A BIG FAT ASS
    HEY
    HEY EVERYBODY
    THIS LALAFELL'S GOT A BIG FAT ASS

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Farmed 70 light in Pagos in 6 hours so now I’m done with both chars for that zone. Still haven’t seen a Blitzring. But now I can focus on Pyros and Hydatos. Just NMs. Yay.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Krile gets a job change
    >Tataru will probably get one next expac
    Nanamo too. She's got magic in her blood. Give us a scenario where she gets put into a do or die situation and has to take an active role that isn't mediation

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Krile already got a class and sucked at it.
      Though she apparently reached level 60 to be able to put the Shire gear on in that one stormblood quest.
      I think if she ever gets a combat class, it'll be something like Warrior or Dragoon. Some intense physical fighter class that you wouldn't expect a walking onahole to be able to do.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Though she apparently reached level 60 to be able to put the Shire gear on in that one stormblood quest.
        ?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Though she apparently reached level 60 to be able to put the Shire gear on in that one stormblood quest.
        Anon, npcs don't give a single shit about that. Alphinaud has the SGE AF set equipped right from level 81.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when Mudras were on the oGCD.
      This is missing the slashing debuff skill, so I take this is SB

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      glad to see the PS3 is still supported.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >limsa start quest is about leviathan thralls kidnapping and converting people
    >ul'dah starter quest about conspiracy of lolorito and brass blade corruption and the sultana's crown being stolen
    >gridania starter quest is about a guy wanting to steal a chocobo egg

    why is starting in gridania so dumb

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to New World
    >See Tataru for some reason hanging out at the inn
    >She's just as shocked to see WoL
    >Ends up tagging along because it's a vacation adventure
    >Shenanigans ensue

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'll be lucky if she gets her bit part recycles of giving us free gear.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      chances are she'll probably travel there as a new opportunity to "sell her wares" (scam the natives)
      it seems like they are gonna lean on the businesswoman/merchant aspect with Tataru. She is a dunesfolk, aka a israelite, after all

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds right. Do you think she'll throw down with Rowena

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She cute

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want Gaia to laugh at my pp is that too much to ask?

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tataru when she sees WoL sleeping

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which race gives the best footjobs

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why aren't you breeding her yet

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >her

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She won't even remember the name Ejika Tsunjika on her adventures

      When did they show these?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 6.5 patch site updated.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh.. so Krile's gonna go Pictomancer before 7.0 then. I guess that solidifies the theory that we will play as her in an instanced fight

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh good they are ugly as shit. I was afraid they would make them hot.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because I'm breeding her.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bare-foot model
        >implying high poly feet mods week 1
        >mfw

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would I go for another hag cat when I have Krile?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hat clips her ears
      WHY CAN'T THESE HACKS JUST DO WHAT THEY DID WITH ARR HATS AND ADD EAR HOLES ?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        At this point I'm already surprised she has a hat.
        If they don't get full headgear support after this tease they're going to get a deluge of complaints again.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She cute

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      'Cause I ain't done breeding all dragons yet

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ARR is a beautiful frankenstein made from the dumpster fire that was 1.0. This is the only game I allow myself and others to say legitimately "keep playing it gets better." The jump from ARR to HW is moronic, it's a new game.

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I own an enchanted painting set. Just Hydaelyn intended.
    >Four ruffians break into the Annex 'By the Twelve!' as I grab my cat eared robe and Sharlayan Palette
    >I sketch a bomb and detonate it on the first man, he's dead on the spot
    >I sketch a second bomb and throw it at the second man
    >It misses and sails out the window because of hit chance and nails Puddingway
    >Have to resort to sketching a Behemoth at the top of the stairs to use meteor
    >'Tally ho lads!' the Behemoth's meteor disintegrates two men in the blast, the resounding shockwave waking up various deadly slumbering animals in transit to Labyrinthos
    >I sketch a Tonberry and throw it at the last terrified rapscallion
    >He bleeds out while the Scions arrive because insta death is impossible to heal
    >Just like Hydaelyn intended.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >'Tally ho lads!'
      >not 'Lali-ho, lads!'

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Krile's not a dwarf. If it was Giott however, it'd make sense

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >e-girl-ho WoLs!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This image was taken when Krile and Tataru joined forces to gain WoL's affection
          >Three hours later, they cornered WoL in his room and did unspeakably lewd things to him

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything in ARR is a triple restarted MMO made and I am not exagerating, 10 years ago, on a shoe string budget and was SE's last chance of not going under. They were dead set on launching a game that would make money and shave costs. As time went on and the cash started rolling in you see far more quality in the animations, land scape, NPCs, music, cutscenes, and general mechanics. Because of homosexual coding issues it is almost impossible to "fix" ARR to make it equivalent to the modern version without basically remaking it from scratch.

    It gets better. Way fricking better. The first expansion is arguably the best in terms of jump in general quality and story. You just have to suck up the shitty sludge of ARR to get to the philip meyawn of everything else.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    GATOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wears a hat

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did they make her look like she has a mild case of downs?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        same reason they did it for auri girls

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because she's a Helion, they all look like that. The Lost are the more aesthetic tribe.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is going on with Graha's hand?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There's only room for one autistic cat here
        >Too beta to stand up against Amazonian cat though
        >Forever a Tia and never a Nunh

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        default male cat pose

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats thiglander hand.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        catboys are stuck clenching invisible bars of soap for dear life

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Catboys by default have an autistic stance

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A new autistic cat has joined the family and the older one is on edge.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    PvP chads RUN this game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he needs to go back to the JRPG hairstyle. the combover doesnt do him justice

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    nyagger

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude I'm using a 1060 on a 6 year old prebuilt. How the frick are my screen shots better then yours?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you forget that average homosexual on 4chinks is dirt poor and at best has a 580 and at worst some integrated craptop shitware

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >integrated craptop shitware
          ff14 can run on that shit? no way

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            modern integrated crapware is about equal to shitty cards, why won't it work there?

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it so hard to find 7 people who are all mentally stable

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      for raiding?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't play on NA or with brits, simple as.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Krile when she sees WoL's midriff when he wears the Pictomancer gear

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances that Asura is just Gilgamesh in drag?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't know if this is part of the MSQ or Hildibrand

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most likely Hildibrand, but we will see next week.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Almost certainly Hildibrand, they've been foreshadowing a primal summoning in those for a while now. Also, the MSQ sending us back to Thavnair right now wouldn't make much sense.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's his mom.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My guess is greg shows up during the summoning ritual and it gets botched.

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Given that the Sundered races exist as a direct consequence of a deliberate act of genocide, eugenics and racial replacement being inflicted upon the Ancients then I imagine that the Ascians were rather keen on embracing something that somewhat resembled their former selves but that would also allow them to move relatively unhindered through the remnants of Etheirys. Midlanders, then, generally fit those requirements on both fronts.

    We also know that Lahabrea, at least, never felt quite right in any of his hosts which is understandable - personally as a gay guy I wouldn't be comfortable with the idea of having my mind, memories, body or sexuality being forcibly changed to suit the whims of someone else which would be more than enough reason for me to oppose both the Sundering and Rejoinings alike depending on which loomed overhead as a threat.

    Yet that's just me as an individual. In the context of the story, the Sundered only exist as a direct result of Venat's horrific actions and so the Ancients never 'had to' roll over and die out for the sake of anyone's precious (or not so precious) original character do not steal.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't trancers understand that the Sundering was literally the only way to combat Meteion?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        When are trancerbros finally going to get over it ? Even Emet-Selch admitted Venat was right in the end.

        Because it's poorly written.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Poorly written
          Nice cope

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, it's poorly written. Attributing the downfall of a powerful race to a fricking bird some depressed gay made in his spare time was bad writing. Doubly so when you consider Venat could've shared what she knew about Meteion, but didn't, because apparently one woman in one part of the world being the judge of entire race people made sense to the writers. It's all just a poorly written mess.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did you skip cutscenes? Because it sounds like you did

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, it's just poorly written. No idea why they felt the need to explore the downfall of an entire race, but only do so using 3 fricking characters in a place made for experiments. It's just fricking stupid. Nobody would've complained if the Noise was a natural disaster, instead they attributed it to the experiment of an emo scientist being corrupted and going rogue. Garbage writing.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the Icarus syndrome characterises leaders who initiate overly ambitious projects that come to naught, causing harm to themselves and others in the process. Fuelled by excitement, these leaders are unable to rein in their misguided enthusiasm before it is too late.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Attributing the downfall of a powerful race to a fricking bird some depressed gay made in his spare time was bad writing.
              Hermes created thousands of Meteia. All with the ability to harness Dynamis and all with the same objective. They came to a flawed conclusion because the question was flawed. It was human error, not bad writing.

              >Venat could've shared what she knew about Meteion, but didn't, because apparently one woman in one part of the world being the judge of entire race people made sense to the writers.
              It was mad very apparent that while Venat is respected, the Convocation would never listen to her. The Twelve and the Watcher were literally the only ones who believed her. Also, in meeting WoL she knew that her people had to be sundered to be able to harness Dynamis. Which was literally the only way to fight back.

              In other words, you're a cutscene skipper. And your opinion is immediately discarded.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hermes created thousands of Meteia. All with the ability to harness Dynamis
                >It was mad very apparent that while Venat is respected, the Convocation would never listen to her. The Twelve and the Watcher were literally the only ones who believed her. Also, in meeting WoL she knew that her people had to be sundered to be able to harness Dynamis. Which was literally the only way to fight back.
                Hmmm. So if Ancients can create beings that can harness Dynamis, what's the point of nuking them? It's almost like it's poorly written trash. Also forgot to mention the moronic clock mcguffin that the writers pulled out of their asses, what a joke of a story.

                >the Icarus syndrome characterises leaders who initiate overly ambitious projects that come to naught, causing harm to themselves and others in the process. Fuelled by excitement, these leaders are unable to rein in their misguided enthusiasm before it is too late.

                Doesn't work when you have someone who knows exactly what the problem is and where exactly said problem is, but tells no one because...

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are making it more and more apparent that you skipped all of Elpis

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah. It's just poor writing when you actually sit down and think about it. An entire planet of Ancients, and only one of them were interested in other planets? Venat refused to share the information with anyone, yet saw fit to condemn an entire race because she felt like it? Garbage writing. They should have never pulled this shit out their ass if they weren't interested in actually exploring it. Instead we learn that a cataclysmic event was caused by a moronic emo and an entire race was wiped out because one woman wanted to play judge, jury and executioner to an entire planet of people. Shit reads like a cheap fanfiction.

                >Also forgot to mention the moronic clock mcguffin that the writers pulled out of their asses, what a joke of a story.
                That's not what "mcguffin" means, also the clock was mentioned early on in the Elpis quests.

                >an object, event, or character in a film or story that serves to set and keep the plot in motion despite usually lacking intrinsic importance
                That's exactly what that stupid fricking clock was, some random shit made specifically for that one part of the story and is never seen or mentioned again.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that serves to set and keep the plot in motion
                It doesn't do that though.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So why does it exist?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, didn't think so, b***h.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I never watched any of the Elpis cutscenes.
                Thanks for essentially confirming this fact.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Repeating this won't ever make it true.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                And yet you've been doing it the entire time.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have nothing to add to the discussion, yet you feel the need to chime in, why?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man you trancer tards are moronic

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you need to walk some more.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also forgot to mention the moronic clock mcguffin that the writers pulled out of their asses, what a joke of a story.
                That's not what "mcguffin" means, also the clock was mentioned early on in the Elpis quests.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said, he skipped the cutscenes

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >, because apparently one woman in one part of the world being the judge of entire race people made sense to the writers.
              How would you feel if Venat was a man insteaD?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He would be based as frick telling pathetic betas to go take a walk.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The same.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      When are trancerbros finally going to get over it ? Even Emet-Selch admitted Venat was right in the end.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        never
        its even funnier to realise the target of their scorn is completely wrong too, removing Hermes prevents literally all the bullshit from happening in the first place, allowing them to freely jerk off to muh superior ancients in peace

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >new expansion discussion
      >troony VA discussion
      The illusion of choice, we are gonna have another 3 years of Trancer discussion.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are misunderstanding the choice that was given to the ancients anon, it was
      >Be forcibly turned into literal monstrosities or be turned into a monster factory and have all of your "identity" deleted completely and permanently by your schizo mind and magic turning on itself
      or
      >Split yourself (and your identity) into so many little parts that you won't even remember who you once were while giving the future of the star, its creatures and all of the micro copies of yourself a chance to survive

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xiv is not an mmo.

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they need to stop with all these leitmotif in ost tracks. every tracks in an expansion sound the same. i'm sure soken is an amazing dude irl but man his music is overrated

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I believe in Lalafell Hyperborea

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no chad lala hyperborea Meracydia expansion
      >virgin furry scallies not!america expansion
      They really dropped the ball here

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf, Lala's are hot now?

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    With each expansion the amount of voiced dialogue has literally doubled, so we're not too far off from having the entire MSQ voiced now.

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    still skipping all voiced dialogues because i read way too fast

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Dawntrail give healers some fun damage skills to use?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        We deserve it after suffering glare spam for so long

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All heals should be on the GCD.

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    let me know when they remove the subscription fee and I might consider logging back

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Let me know when the monthly payment based game with 1000 hours of free trial content is 100% free
      Or don't be a poor homosexual

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is 100% free
        can't do pvp so go frick yourself you disingenuous homosexual

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fetal alcohol syndrome. I diagnose you. Now go back and try like you aren't bothering your uncle father's spare chromosomes and apply some reading comprehension. You want the entire game 100% free. I said there is a shit load already free and wanting a subscription based game to go absolutely no fee is moronic as you are.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            i too want a 100% free game because frick paying anything to squenix

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You used to be able to do pvp but the rework brought ranked which brought bots, wintraders, and cheaters

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wintraders and cheaters were always there, but it wasn't this rampant until the rework and the increase in interest. You see cheaters even in CC casuals, it's fricking insufferable.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You mean to say that you don't enjoy peeking around a corner for one nanosecond and having all of the opposite team's CC and OGCDs hit you all at once ?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You see cheaters even in CC casuals, it's fricking insufferable.
              Well yeah you can’t even play ranked if you try outside of roughly two weeks a season. The floor of top 100 in aether has been 598 for literal months. As in no changes. You can’t get fricking games

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doomers say game is dead
    >1million+ according to latest lucky bancho
    >game time cards have been sold out since mid December
    Uhhh doomsisters????

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who in the frick still uses game time cards and why?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japs, because most of them are still stuck living in 1999-2007

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unironically letting your credit card info sit on websites
        I SERIOUSLY hope you guys don't so this.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          ??? there are tons of virtual credit card services, i use privacy dot com myself

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Unofficial numbers
      lol. Next you're going to post youtube views or a metric from another 3rd party site

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ffxi is STILL going strong after 22 years
      >ffxiv is achtually dying u guise
      I like doomposters. It is comforting that me enjoying the game is actively making someone else seethe.

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the game is in maintenance mode why are they investing so much time and money into a graphical update?
    it provides no immediate profit as it cannot be sold and costs more money than it's worth
    ffxi did not get a gfx upgrade for this reason

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >investing so much time and money
      this part is untrue

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ffxi did not get a gfx upgrade
      homie doesn't know about the 360 port.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        that didn't change any assets though, just the resolution and a more stable framerate that the pc already had

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      FFXI doesn't get a graphics update because it's barely-held-together PS2 jank that's at risk of going extinct the minute their last surviving devkit finally corrodes into ash. Being "maintenance mode" has nothing to do with anything, the developers have openly talked about wanting to update things like the UI and floating name plates and it basically being impossible to do.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        they haven't used PS2 devkits since like 2016. you're thinking of their asset creation tools, the game itself has been being developed with a virtual devkit since rhapsodies of vanadiel ended. they can still make content it's just slow as frick as no one except 3 or 4 people even know how to, and it can't use new assets.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's impossible to do
        just like how it was impossible to add a checkmark on obtained items because "it would put too much strain on the servers?"
        face it, if they wanted to, they could fix anything
        it's just not worth it for them
        however, it is worth it for them to fix and upgrade things in ffxiv, a supposedly in maintenance game?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          XI and XIV aren't even comparable, you don't know what you're talking about

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone spoonfeed me that screenshot of the poll for new races where one of the options was miqo+lala hybrids

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >miss out on the best The Primals redos of XIV themes because Yoshida needs everything to follow a stubborn format
    Shinryu/Tsukuyomi ult simply can't work thematically so the next best option would've been Four Lords, but because they already got into the habit of ults following raid-msq-raid-msq, we were ROBBED by them ignoring kino fights and music. FRU is either gonna be really good or really bad and judging by how they handled TOP compared to what people expected out of it, I'm pretty worried FRU will follow a similar fate.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Four Lords were shit fights mechanically and you know it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        suzaku was fun as frick moron get flushed get flushed get flushed get flushed get flushed

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        DDR was based, that would've been a great trios mechanic. Byakko's bullet hell could easily be fixed by making the arena transparent, they'd still come from below but now you get to play the game besides dodging. Seiryu is the real boring one aside from the TB, it's just an honest fight with lots of add summons, but those could still work in an ult.

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone wanna be xiv bfs?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you look like Graha

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy me all the 50mil gil mounts and I'll consider it.

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    middie painter sexo

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you take out the portion with time travelling, Endsinger, and the Final Days, Endwalker is actually tolerable.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thavnair 5G filler
      >Garlemald feel bad for stubborn imperialists filler
      >Loporit filler just when things are getting interesting
      >Sharlyan epic talk to scientists with appropriate music filler
      Nah, it sucks. Even SB wasn't this bad.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SB wasn't this bad
        "Oh no Quisling waifu has amnesia uwu I just want dango now uwu
        "Why aren't people punching the Garleans harder?!?"
        Flaffing about the ruby sea
        Invite tempered beastfolk to a meeting
        >at a point and time in which everyone knows TEMPERED BEINGS ARE PERMANENTLY FRICKED [until Ga-bu questline shit in SHB and Venat 2 expansions later explains no they're just mildly misaligned and unless the underlying bodily aether is fricked you can fix them]

        SB remains the worst (story wise) and it's contrarianism to say otherwise. Content wise it was great.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh no Quisling waifu has amnesia uwu I just want dango now uwu
          That was patch story
          >"Why aren't people punching the Garleans harder?!?"
          Yeah its pathetic to live under a boot
          >Flaffing about the ruby sea
          Now this was some absolute ass, Yanxia isn't far behind either
          >Invite tempered beastfolk to a meeting
          Patch story

          If we wanted to talk about EW patch story also being pointless filler I could bring that up as well, but generally when people say expansion MSQ I assume they mean the X.0 story and not the patches which all have hotseat writers and/or lack cohesion. Except 2.X and 3.X, those were good or ar least moved the plot along in meaningful ways, even before 2.X got quests trimmed.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh no Quisling waifu has amnesia uwu I just want dango now uwu
          That was patch story
          >"Why aren't people punching the Garleans harder?!?"
          Yeah its pathetic to live under a boot
          >Flaffing about the ruby sea
          Now this was some absolute ass, Yanxia isn't far behind either
          >Invite tempered beastfolk to a meeting
          Patch story

          If we wanted to talk about EW patch story also being pointless filler I could bring that up as well, but generally when people say expansion MSQ I assume they mean the X.0 story and not the patches which all have hotseat writers and/or lack cohesion. Except 2.X and 3.X, those were good or ar least moved the plot along in meaningful ways, even before 2.X got quests trimmed.

          >Story wise
          SB was far worse than EW on x.0 patch.
          But, post patch content EW shit the bed, it literally just ff4 fanfiction, SB post patch actually contributes and builds upon what was set.
          >Content wise
          SB beats EW by 8billion miles in base expac and post patches....
          I hate EW's raid content. Some of the most dogshit content we've ever gotten but they did get shafted by ff16's development because SQEX is a dogshit company run buy fools who don't know how to manage shit

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the Yotsuyu amnesia arc was sich a waste of time, they could have cut it down a patch

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think it was one of the better parts of SB. They should have let her live, she was also a victim after all.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Misija too
              give us more sexy war criminals, damn it

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Spoiler
              No, stop thinking with your wiener for 2secs

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                NO. Not thinking with our wieners got us in this mess in the first place.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not thinking with my wiener. Considering she was sex trafficked as a young girl and passed around for the amusement of dirty chinks do you really think she was that irredeemable for wanting them to suffer like little b***hes ? If anything I'd let the Xaela genocide the whole of Doma and have them establish lizard colonies over there.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Get passed around by Garleans and high-ranking Domans in a Garlean ruled Doma
                >Takes her rage out on Doman peasons and rice farmers
                Yeah, she was irredeemable garbage.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >peasons
                peasants*

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                hey, those rice farmers had it coming

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a hapa.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was it Garleans that sold her into sex slavery ? Was it Garleans that ran the brothels ? Was it Garleans that abused her because she happened to look like an aristocrat ? If anything Garlemald pulled her up and gave her an opportunity. Remember that back then Garlemald was not portrayed as cookie cutter le bad.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't Garleans that came to that brothel or ran it, it was the Domans. Yotsuyu probably remembered most of her clients and spent time and effort hunting them and their families down, she was well within her right to do so. They came to have fun using her and paid the price for it, she did the same.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They came to have fun using her and paid the price for i
                She was a prostitute bro, she quite literally needed them to pay off her debt. Anyway, she is irredeemable garbage, as I highly doubt fishers and rice farmers could afford a prostitute like Yotsuyu, considering she was a widowed noblewoman. It's like a city prostitute gaining power and driving out to country to torture the locals, makes no fricking sense.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't know how to read and frequently skip cutscenes the post
                I'm kinda getting tired of you homosexuals...

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                What did I say that was wrong?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                >pay off her debt
                She had no debt, it was her husband's She was a sex slave, not a prostitute. There's a difference, although you might not be aware of it.
                >considering she was a widowed noblewoman
                She was a trophy wife born of a farmer's family, saddled with life destroying debt that wasn't hers, she was nobility in name only and even that was lost when she was sold off. She did not have any status. And you also got your timeline wrong, this was happening to Yotsuyu before Garlemald had established full control of Doma, before Kaien's rebellion, so it was absolutely domans that did this to her.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pay off her debt
                She had no debt, it was her husband's She was a sex slave, not a prostitute. There's a difference, although you might not be aware of it.
                >considering she was a widowed noblewoman
                She was a trophy wife born of a farmer's family, saddled with life destroying debt that wasn't hers, she was nobility in name only and even that was lost when she was sold off. She did not have any status. And you also got your timeline wrong, this was happening to Yotsuyu before Garlemald had established full control of Doma, before Kaien's rebellion, so it was absolutely domans that did this to her.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >She had no debt, it was her husband's She was a sex slave, not a prostitute. There's a difference, although you might not be aware of it.
                Yeah, it became hers when her husband died. So if she was a sex slave, that pretty much confirms that the farmers and fishers never got to have sex with her at all.
                >She was a trophy wife born of a farmer's family, saddled with life destroying debt that wasn't hers, she was nobility in name only and even that was lost when she was sold off. She did not have any status. And you also got your timeline wrong, this was happening to Yotsuyu before Garlemald had established full control of Doma, before Kaien's rebellion, so it was absolutely domans that did this to her.
                Yeah, I had to refresh a bit, been quite sometime since I played through SB's msq. Even with all that, she is still irredeemable, having a shitty life doesn't give her the rights to torture and terrify the innocent smallfolk. I will say though, that she had more of a reason for a chance at redemption than Fordola did, now that was fricking dumb.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So if she was a sex slave, that pretty much confirms that the farmers and fishers never got to have sex with her at all.
                That's your headcanon, the sources on the wiki state that she was not some sort of a high profile courtesan only reserved for the nobility. In addition to that you can encounter the owner of the brothel she had worked in, a man called Jifuya, during the Stormblood MSQ, he was with the resistance and his tale does nothing to give your words weight.
                Quoting it here.
                >"I was her master when she was yet a courtesan. She...worked in my establishment. Her father was a regular client of mine. One day, quite without preamble, he offered to sell her to me. "She may be no maiden", he said, "but she has some use left in her". It was no profession for her, but I knew she would be popular. And so it proved. Men flocked to drown themselves in that cold, bottomless gaze."
                There is no word of her being high class or expensive. There is no word of her availability being limited. In fact, the pimp makes a clear statement that she was extremely popular.
                And I was never arguing about her being redeemable, I only thought that she was well within her right to seek recompense for the wrongs done to her by any means available to her. It's not like it was realistic for her to set up a court to try all the people that took advantage of her circumstance? And who would be the jury of that court and who would enforce compliance? I think the Domans were gutless scum that had earned their witch tormentor with their cowardice and callous indifference to the cruelty that was growing unchecked throughout their lands.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Jifuya straight up admits that he did some fricked up shit to her solely by his actions
                >Both WoL and Hien knows this
                >Hien let's him go because the Jifuya he 'knows' is an honourable man
                Jifuya will 100% open up a new brothel and will think he's untouchable because of this. Even WoL looked at Hien as if to say 'are you fricking serious?' when he let him go

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone conveniently forgot that The Confederacy enslaved the people whose ships they claimed or sank and pressed them into service under the threat of death too. The Doman arc had WoL let a lot of things slide because he had bigger fish to fry and because the Japanese would never let you mess with their cultural representatives in game. It's fine overthrowing Ishgardian ruling class and nobility when they do fricked up shit because Ishgard is based on medieval France and other European countries, but they would never allow baka gaijin to mess with not-Japan to right the wrongs there on a sociopolitical level. That'd be tantamount to admitting that their history could use some correction too.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but it always just rubbed me the wrong way that Hien is like
                >Oh wow, you did some fricked up shit... But that's the past buddy boy. You totally won't do it again
                Like shit dude, this guy. is at least, 50% of the reason why Yotsuyu went full vindictive and his actions show it

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I completely agree with you, it portrayed Hien as a weak leader, even if the game went out of its way to show off that he was attempting to be shrewd. But there's a line between letting some bad things happen in your country during wartime and rebellion and then letting a crime syndicate fleet that enslaves people, does drug and human trafficking and piracy, persist when the war is over.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it portrayed Hien as a weak leader
                Hien is a weak leader. Just look at the Blasphemy incident where people were thinking it was Izanami and a bunch of them outright threatened to rebel if WoL hurt it. He should have had the crazy b***h locked up then and there

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The confederacy is actually a useful neutral buffer from foreign interference. Keeping them around while doma is rebuilt is 100% for the best otherwise you have a direct path for foreign powers flowing from hingashi.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is useful, true, but it also is not directly under Hien's control. I think you should see how is that a problem for a ruler, especially if we consider the very real possibility of the Confederacy experiencing a sudden change of leadership that is not so amenable to their current condition. In Hien's shoes I would have offered them to become the official navy of Doma with the condition of their crimes being pardoned, or hunt them all down and give them the typical Edo Japan punishments for piracy and murder.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >first set of samurai job quests is THE israelite FEARS THE SAMURAI
                >second set is being a bootlicker for corrupt nobility
                What went wrong?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Japan being Japan and their infatuation with their fricked up history and refusing to admit that the samurai were death obsessed lunatics and unquestioning obedience to a lord that is a piece of shit is not a good thing.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s not really why they like the shinsengumi, who were just government thugs committing crime with impunity. It’s moreso the people that ousted them were worse, and directly led to them getting nuked.

                But when you make a fantasy game expac centered around revolution it’s pretty moronic to glorify these clowns who cut the hands off peasants who don’t bow before nobles

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most Japanese just don't give a shit and romanticize that time period heavily and completely ignore the atrocious conduct of parties involved. The cultural attitude is not at all like the western nations that accept the good and the bad. In case of Japan, the outlook is very infantile. They can do no wrong, they are national heroes, if you speak up about the fricked up shit they did, you're the nail that sticks out, so you get the hammer. The very concept of Kirisute Gomen is fricking insanity, not even dark age medieval Europe was this bad, sure some nobles tormented their peasants, but it was actually never a legal right to do so.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ugetsu is debateably worse than the bugyo he despises, in execution if not intent. Remember his whole premise is he and Musosai were very successful noble assassins until Ugetsu tarded out and stopped disguising himself, then wondered why his parents and hometown were all slaughtered in retaliation and Musosai was forced to leave Hingashi.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not really, the filler makes you get attached to the characters, I didn't give a frick when Venat died because we only met her in one area and goodbye.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Endwalker was good. However india fricking sucked and the inbetween patches were the most aimless they have ever been.

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So hrothgals are not coming 6.55 despite the models being there and the hrothgar's new textures not being implemented yet.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they?

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmmm giraffe milf feet

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The funny thing about 4.1 is that you get spelunking bro time with Alphinaud and Arenvald at the start, tell Raubahn to execute Crystal Brave remnants, help Lyse clean up a mess, watch Nanamo get a lesson in taxes and workforce from Lolorito and Manderville, and then finish with a touching scene as Nanamo and Raubahn finally part so each can govern their respective land. Yet reddit has tricked people into thinking only one of those things happens the whole patch.

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get FC house demolish notice in mail
    I mean I haven't played seriously for over a year, but it sucks that there's no place left to return. I actually enjoyed playing with them since HW, but EW managed to kill it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could be worse, my friend got the email for house demolish a week after it got demolished....

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder how many FCs ended via apathy because of Endwalker. My FC that had 50+ people online everyday pre-EW fell down to 10 people online on a good day after 6.2.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably quite a few, my and the co owner of my FC pretty much pass lead back and forth if needed but for the most part my original friends are gone, and I'm just down to my raiding groups that are sticking around for the Eden ultimate.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The older fc is the higher chance it's dead, my whole friend list is dead and most of them are from HW or early SB times.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Checks out. My FC and friends list are pretty active and they're mostly from end of ShB/early EW

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw my fc started in 2013 and still going strong and getting new members
          Feels good

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    More Alisaie please

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see that blue ribbon. You ain't fooling me

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blue ribbon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha silly Alisaie wearing her brother's clothes

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blue ribbon but no earring on left ear
        This image is trash made by a moron who can't differentiate between the twins beyond red and blue.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's because it's an edit of the original image anon.

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with human chicks
    sex with cat chicks
    sex with lizard chicks
    sex with bunny chicks
    sex with long chicks
    sex with buff chicks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't want a short girl he can carry around
      >he doesn't want a hrothgirl who's feral in bed and wild in heat

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with Moogles.

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need Elezen mommywife so bad bros. It simply isn't fair.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fujo world now, you just have yet to accept it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/
    Frick off back to your containment board.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only trannies and ERPers are on the /vg/ general.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well isn't that wonderful. You can be with your own kind then.

  70. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon wienerma 2 can't cum fast enough after 6.55
    SIX months, at least, until 7.0

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been playing Jack's game
      It's too good
      Dragoon is fricking wild and all the Casters are fun, Ultima is actually ultimate

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I should go back to it
        WHERE'S THE COLLAB YOSHIDA

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You get bad hair from Eureka Orthos which sucks because it deserved a crossover

          Very cute elezen

          Actual chad highlander

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lotta quotes and no replies back
            Here, take it on the house dude :^)

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ummm....I've gotten multiple replies tho....

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some other good dancer-core chest pieces I can use? So far I've just been doing thavnairian and the SB AF chest but I need a change. The cuter the better

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thavnairian Wool Autumn Dress

  72. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Zenos actually incredibly articulate? His dialogue sometimes is excellent beyond just video game dialogue, especially that part about his vocal inner monologue to Fandaniel comparing the world to a bog.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's an imperial prince in addition to being a soul born of an unsundered ancient's legacy. He was superhuman even before getting the resonant and received the best education and training a man in the setting of FFXIV could.

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  74. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't Trancers hate Hermes instead of Venat when he's the one who actually doomed their entire race?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn’t play the game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because hating Hermes isn't contrarian enough.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are cutscene skippers. The moment they saw that Elpis wasn't showing the Ancients in this hyper positive light they just skipped everything. And you just know they cheered like morons when you 'beat' Venat in that sparing match

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        schizo levels of projections

  75. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    which zone has the best sidequests

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elpis

  76. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony Trancers have this weird fixation on "race" with the Ancients when they never cared about themselves as a collective race, their entire existence was dedicated to the Star and they valued their own lives so little that they literally commited suicide once they were no logner useful to it. Venat's actions doomed her people but saved the Star. By the Ancients own logic she did nothing wrong.

  77. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the latest cope? Trannies pretending to be new players yet using modded pics in OPs?
    LMAO

  78. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    where's our 2024 roadmap

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There'll be a DT roadmap released in the summer

  79. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to Studium
    >Alphinaud is something of a local celebrity
    >Alisaie not so much
    >Weirdly enough, Alphinaud's fans are kinda more interesting in his academic stuff
    >Meanwhile
    >mfw Alisaie has a literal deranged stalker that worships an Alisaie mammet she has and it's implied she fricks it

  80. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never GOON to this game despite i have over thousand hours. This shit is purely asexual for me.

  81. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  82. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 bronygay

  83. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haha big cute beast ladies

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the fuzzy warmth and pleasant musk when you hug one

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think about that a lot. I wish they were in a traditional FF game.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          ??

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          And before anyone mentions it, I'm not counting FFX since they're only usable in Blitzball. (Blitzball is based but I want one as an actual party member.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he didn't play international x-2 where you can recruit everything

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can actually recruit a female ronso in x-2? Is she viable for the entire game?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly its been so long and the monster list is absurdly extensive, and changes between chapters. I think khimari is the only ronso you can get from chapter 1 though. ng+ is also an option though...infact i think some are only acessable in ng+, what an extensive hot mess of a game.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Guess I'll have to see how much I enjoy FFX-2 to put up with NG+ when I get around to playing it. Being a beastlady appreciator is rough.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obsessed

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll miss the other scions voices when i change to jp but it has to be done

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the hrothgal sounds particularly cute in JP
          idk what were they thinking with the EN casting
          Probably saw their american/european playerbased

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >idk what were they thinking with the EN casting
            they thought they needed Hispanic VAs since it's a south american expansion
            they contacted the american SE branch and said
            >hey get us some Hispanic VAs
            and because it's california, they got a puerto rican troon

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              goes to show, he was the best they could get.
              a latin american VA that also speaks english
              the rest are too busy dubbing animu

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >south american expansion
              >they get some troon from central america
              I hate americans so much.....

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          JP Y'shtola can make an ejaculate with her words alone. You won't miss the bongs for long.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blue checks are blocked automatically
        What an insufferable c**t

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          what is actually wrong about auto-blocking people that paid for importance on twitter

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hate the heckin nazi trans genocider elon snusk
            >still use his website because its been your hugbox safe space no meanies allowed zone for years and you will literally suicide without it
            they're just pathetic, that's all

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              i think "heckin nazi trans genocider elon snusk" is way more pathetic than blocking checkmarks to be tbh with you family

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                so why are you using his website still, you aren't even disagreeing with me

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                because this isn't actually the heckin nazi trans genocider elon snusk website you fat load, no matter how many 2016 pepes get posted to the contrary

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                elon musk doesn't own it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they gave her massive breasts in that CG trailer

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      With huge psuedo-penises

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those are hyenas and they're still veganas

  84. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to jerk off so I can focus on the game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hope this helps
      https://mega.nz/folder/YyE1gTxJ#9NjBbTwAmSP1b51wZ-yIcw
      t. your friendly neighbourhood smut monger

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        not enough good 3d alphinaud ones

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is also this one, but it's not much
          https://mega.nz/folder/Nu8HBIzB#R1ilsA-NRsp02QycZprKrA

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Some of my art is in there
        Neat.
        Its Yeem review now, on Aethy.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are doing gods work, Nophica bless you

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Made the cut 🙂
        >None of the ones I think as my better work are there 🙁

        I guess it's something. Keep it up hornyanon

  85. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >splashes paint on your balls
    What now, big boy?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      splash my cum on her tummy

  86. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    feet won shoes lost

  87. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever a DRK says don't heal I'm popping my moron power I type ok and just keep healing

  88. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    we getting that Asura fight yet?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      next week

  89. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    After replaying WoW: Classic and reading through all the quests. I can say that it has a way better storyline intended for mature audiences. But I guess xivtrannies have adhd and cannot read more than 2 lines.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      get better bait.
      T, wow lore autist.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wow lore autist
        you have my condolences anon

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know, shadowlands was fricking depressing. a fricking shame because MoP was a great example of blizzard showing they could still develop new lore, legion and bfa was acceptable meandering, but shadowlands..shadowlands.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >poop fetish quests and movie references
      good thing we have a 35 month delay until snailtrail releases to reflect on wow's superiority, fellow zeevooids

  90. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think people are afraid of how unstoppable XIV will be in 7.0

  91. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >22 month content drought with only 25 minutes of content in 6.55
    anons.... I can't make it...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a literal decade long content drought with only 30 seconds in 6.5.5 and 15 attoseconds when they release the xvi crossover

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >37 month content drought
      >6.55 will last 18 minutes
      >relic weapons can be bought completed with BiS stat allocations for 50 tomestones

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dawntrail coming out in 2072
      >6.55 is only 5 nanoseconds of content

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dawntrail canceled
        >6.55 removes old content

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >We destiny 2 now

  92. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't really feel this expansion's Hildi tbh.
    They will never top ARR or HW.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      arr>sb>hw>ew
      I dont think theres ever a powergap though, and I do appriciate that people with nostalgia probably love Gigi but all I have in that aspect is kh2.

  93. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why she so cute bros ?

  94. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    TRANS
    DEAD
    GAME

  95. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >edited post
      We all know it says 2 minutes of content

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know what would be funny ? A surprise exploratory zone with random trial fights popping up, a raid, new unique gear and abilities.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >female
      >her
      >she

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe 6.55 is just going to be a two hour long furry standup comedy routine.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hellooooo Sharlayan
        >What about that line at the DMV-uuhhh immigration office huh
        >Whoa tough crowd, what'd you guys use, tank LB3

  96. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Unsub for a few months
    >Come back to find my password is no longer correct and I have to reset it

    Why does this keep happening?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just put the token app on your phone already anon

  97. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is incredibly dead now, imagine after 2-3 months

  98. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok but why is this random hyur just walking around holding a pineapple?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because its le quirky random wholesome chungus moment xD

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fancy drink, it's what Urianger has

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fancy drink, it's what Urianger has

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is he so ripped? I thought he spent most of his time reading books on prophecy and shit.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          he works out at the library.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those tomes can be heavy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          he cooms nonstop with both hands

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Melezen have beefy arms and upper body in general, somehow non-melezen players missed it until ShB

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You never had a drink in a pineapple?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anon's never had a proper pina colada in his life

  99. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are the Main Quest cutscenes not voiced?
    Budget
    EArly on FFXIV was just to save face and they literally took the budget and sank it into the rest of the company. Wasnt till SB that it started to get more.

  100. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth it to resub right now? I have 1500 crysta

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, sub when 6.55 drops

  101. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've been playing a catgirl for 6 months and i've started taking my hormones last week!

  102. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had to do a double-take. I thought F'lhaminn was chatting up a Hroth

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hroths being "peak cat" and being fawned over by miqo'te sounds funny as frick and makes Y'shtola thinking Runar is moronic a lot funnier, like that halfling in Dungeon Meshi getting a little boy-wet over Senshi for being a dwarf because they represent impossible masculinity to a halfling

  103. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's coming in the next patch exactly?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      About 10 yoktoseconds of content.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fish

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AI got confused and gave ryne and gaia similar outfits

  104. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the year is 2030
    >yawnsloptrail finally broke through all of its covid delays and releases
    >all content scrapped except the msq
    >msq is 4 hours long and is just a story about the girl on the promotional art being transgender and her adversity in day to day life
    Bros... Barry won...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the year is 2050
      >goynal sloptacy : troonysnail finally releases
      >you log in after 4 days of queues (nobody is playing)
      >a trans person knocks at your door in real life, enters, and throatfricks you for exactly 30 seconds
      >that is the entire expansion
      >that will be 8 gorillian dollars + tax + tip + mog station exclusives

  105. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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    SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFF AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
    SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFF AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
    Sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff SNIIIIIIFFFFFFFF
    *Burrows face into soles for hour*
    Sniff SNIFFF SNIIIIFFFFF SNIIIIFFFFFFF SNIFF
    Kiss kiss, lick lick lick slurp sluuurp
    Kiss kiss kisss
    LLLLIIIIIIIICCCK
    SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
    LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK SLUUUUUURP
    Faaaap faaaap faaaap faaaap faaaaap faaaap faaap faaap faaap faap faap faap faap fap fap fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
    SPLUURT SPlurt splurt.

  106. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    surprised at how good Asura's toes look

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pervert.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is going to be hildi trial is it not?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most likely, yes.

  107. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Female characters voice tons of male characters
    I have no problem with a male voicing a female character honestly.
    Just separate fiction from reality.
    If i can tolerate Japanese Goku i can tolerate this.

  108. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that the canon WoL is a male hyur, if you're playing anything else you're a cuck at best and a troony enabler at worst.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >canon WoL is
      a min height brown catgirl with max breasts and fuzzy eyebrows and poopnose

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nope I heard from yoshitpiss himself that self inserting as a male highlander is for shitskins and incels

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >self inserting
        wdym ? I'm already a male highlander
        t. Chad

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.

  109. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    happening

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah three months from now

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        get your shit together
        it's 15 months

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 pictoseconds long quest and 10 zeptoseconds long reskinned ifrit fight
      Oh boy, I'm so ready you wouldn't believe

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        and then i get to put my fat bulging man-breasts on display for miqo'te and viera and lalafell girls to worship and lick, so i win in the end really

  110. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    8 months of drought

  111. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOSHITPISS ZEEVTROONKEKBUCKS ARE PAYING 99.99 DOLLARS PLUS TIP FOR 19 MONTHS OF DROUGHT AND 15 MINUTES OF MSQ
    LOL!LOL!~KL!OO!LKOLP!LOP!LOP!LOP!LO!L!L!L~!!!!!!!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      and I get the money from the xiv porn I sell
      it's a win win

  112. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >weather in your cutscenes
    Lovely.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      there should be an option to cancel the cutscene and replay it without having to drop the quest

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You alt+f4, moron-kun

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i can reset my pc as well, but i'd prefer something that doesn't take me out of the game

          the best option for now is having anamnesis at hand and tweak the weather during a cutscene

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm somehow always doing MSQ at night or during "weird weather". El Piss had that green thing.

  113. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's finally happened. The Doomer's lost his mind

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >finally

  114. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to get 100 Golbez totems for the guaranteed mount

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah thanks I'll farm it next expac

  115. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I resubbed yesterday and I sure am seeing a ton of <King/Queen Bean> titles

  116. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with Mr Sharty and his fake hype?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what 47.5 months of delay and a 30 minute 6.55 does to a MF

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      WoWbucks are the only people I see pay attention to MrHappy at all these days, I'm actually running into sprouts and players in roulettes that have no fricking clue who he is and don't parrot Adds/Belly/Chains in World of Darkness raids anymore.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm actually running into sprouts

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >don't parrot Adds/Belly/Chains in World of Darkness raids anymore.
        Now we are in an astral era.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BUT WHAT ABOUT WOW WOW WOW
        obsessed

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          is he obsessed and right or is he obsessed and wrong

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            mrbrappy is a small fry anyway, his only fanbase are xiv cultists

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              WoWbuck in charge of answering a question

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wowtard getting ready to answer a question

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        wowbucks have to attach their entire personality to ecelebs because they're failed normalgays and its the equivalent of making your entire personality watching marvel movies/sports

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trying to latch to MrHappy is extremely funny because he's been hated for the majority of the game's lifespan. Bringing it up at all in any context that isn't "slimy fricking weasel" is an out.

          >Adds/Belly/Chains
          It works. EU always used it, EU always kept using it.

          It "works" but it's totally unnecessary, it's a completely playerside construct of team dynamics that don't exist. The only strict necessity is a tank and healer to hold Cerberus's aggro and stay alive on the outside, the other 22 players can all pile into his gut and then 2 players can chain him.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >22 players can all pile into his gut
            You barely need the 8. Chances are you do that, the dog turns and tail swipes the entire raid like that.
            And I mean, no one actually cares about the rest, just that there's a clear B-elly.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone I know that plays wow doesn't have their own opinions or inner monologue, they just repeat things they saw on the news/youtube

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's literally the same here, anon. I don't know what you smoke.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Adds/Belly/Chains
        It works. EU always used it, EU always kept using it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fake hype
      yeah, pretty weird, he did the same with the xbox release announcement
      he almost cried

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watching him bop his head at toilet music genuinely made me angry

  117. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    mrhappy poster is also a frogposter, surprise surprise

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