Final Fantasy XIV

Why is he so fat?

Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14

Ape Out Shirt $21.68

Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14

  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    accurate representation of the playerbase, an 'insert' where troons can say 'literally me' if you will

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      American servers must truly be hell

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >VIDEO GAMES!?! ON *MY* Ganker?!?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek, forgot about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LukeLIoA280

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek, forgot about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LukeLIoA280

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a dnb theme in FFXIV

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shenpai looks like THAT?!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >[lightly jostles her fat belly]
      hehehe

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >[lightly jostles her fat belly]

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't s(he) a sex pest

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine that fat prostitute trying to sexually harass anyone

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fall Guys is kinda fun, won a couple, but I it just doesn't feel right without player collision and the last stage is way too short.

      I remember her sperging out because she could find a showing of the Mario movie in English while she was in Germany. It came off as peak American entitlement

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It came off as peak American entitlement
        Isn't Shenpai actually german?

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you just assume xeir body type?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they ever implement cross region travel I'll go to the American servers like a zoo visit, and maybe see my buddies. I want to see the famed "trans rights" chat poster and the trannies.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been playing this game for 4 years and I've never seen it happen. I'm convinced that people only see this shit because they purposely seek it out or associate with people who organize it. Or that it's only a phenomena that's restricted to a certain server.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meol is extremely high in carbs

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TBD

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shtola is 100% marriage material and made for WoL love.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but Venat.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a reason why she has the same name as the evil god in FFXII?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because her Japanese name is Venus.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is there a reason why she has the same name as the evil god in FFXII?
          AIIIEEEEEEE ZODAYARKO TURANCE!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >FFXII Venat
          >evil
          you secondaries should probably play some other FF games before talking about them tbh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but Venat.

      This but Krile

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Made to be bred by brown seeker.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >brown
        Now that you mention I've literally never seen a brown skinned male player character in my 2 years of playing. That's sorta funny. Sometimes I see pitch black Au'Ra but that's about the end of it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m a brown manlet
          in game and IRL

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          My character is brown skinned. Once I ran into someone who had the exact same character. Was weird as hell to see, I had to double check.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ragnarok
            Frick out of my server darkie.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Get bent, c**t
              I don't play anymore and only come back when there's a free login campaign to check the gold saucer

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more likely for matoya to reach a fountain of youth and breed rape the wol than yshtola settling down with a partner.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am fairly positive she'd reciprocate if WoL-kun/chan would be interested in a relationship. Probably the only person who could keep up with her.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cant wait to clear out the shop and never touch this mode again.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Getting my own personal fairy onahole from Variant
    Thank you YoshiP

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I preview the new tome augments? I can't find them anywhere.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds sad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds sad

      So are those glowy weapons from Criterion? They're not at the vendor.

      You have to clear criterion savage before you can check them in-game. No, I'm not joking

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So are those glowy weapons from Criterion? They're not at the vendor.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you ask in game

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Fall Guys event. It's fun.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's wearing thin already amd I've only done it 4 times. It's not the fun kind of jank.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I envy you people. FFXIV is the only game you play. Possibly the only game you've ever played outside of trash like LoL. With such a narrow and inexperienced view on gaming, it really is the prototypical example of "Ignorance is bliss". I could only wish to be as clueless and simple-minded as you.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well you're wrong so try again bozo. I've played many games in my life and still do.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I could only wish to be as clueless and simple-minded as you.
        You don’t have to wish, that is you. FFXIV mogs its competition because when you stop having fun with it, you just stop playing and unsub. Plenty of time to play normal games like AC6 and BG3

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't unsub or my crush will find somebody else to EB

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU CAN'T FRICKING DO THAT WHY ARE YOU HAVING FUN CHUD

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DOOMPOST WITH US

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is okay but I am losing interest just as fast as I do with the real fallguys.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its enjoyable so far, but I hope there's more than just the obstacle course/typhon/crown levels, even if it's on a rotation like frontline

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh good there are more, I just got two duplicate games in a row

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank god they didn't put any team games in it, when I played fall guys I absolutely hated them.
      The only thing I dislike is the 3 second stun you get when you are hit, would have liked it more if hits throw you around.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too it's great

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      YOU'VE GOT TO HATE EVERYTHING CULTIST

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree its fun to do every now and then

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't beat the fall guy's event. The netcode is too dogshit for this type of game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon I'm shit at this kind of thing and I even I won once.
      Do try to get it done his week because next week onward only the people who really want to win will be running it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        God dammit the urge to resub......

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why? For a shit and lazily tacked on game mode that quickly grows stale after about 4 attempts?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Haven't played in like a year there's probably some story

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              A year? You haven't missed out on much content and the story isn't the greatest. Best time to resub would be just before Dawntrail.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for talking me down

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Knew that before the event even started.

      A lalafell stole my crown by less then a second

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have 2 wins already
      I genuinely believe this event has proven one fundamental truth: 90% of this playerbase, you homosexuals included, have no idea how mechanics work.
      All that matters is the square or circle on the ground. Not the moving parts. The MILLISECOND that square or circle disappears, that spot is safe.
      You have no excuse.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's just acute anger because they lost.
        Akin to a ragequit when you lose xyz game and you run to the forums to scream about how shit it is because you're angry.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe this will finally teach shitters how fricking acceleration bombs work. I know people who've been playing since they were introduced and still consistently die to those dice.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are FFXIV players like this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >like this?
      typical internetgoers?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trannies, anon.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          so typical internetgoers

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        so typical internetgoers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always lose my shit seeing the typical ugly poop nosed moonie is an actual Gollum irl.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test. Why did I get warned for making a general?

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You crazy, OP?! He's more than a fat frick! It's HIM! It's THE FRICKING JANNY!!

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO FRICKING NO UNDO THIS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did drks get a nerf in PVP? they are the worst

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody cares about frontlinetrannies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ninja needs more Kuchiyose abilities.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I never get his Trial in roulettes
    Enough of fricking Titania

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO HE'S HOT!!!!!

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE DO I FARM THE NEW FISHING RELIC FISH

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why would they spend time and effort just to shoot themselves in the foot? it makes absolutely zero sense logically

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's some gay with sour grape who wants to get a house for himself. If you finally get a home and still intend to play this game then giving up on it would be suicide.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stunned
    >5 seconds later the aoe goes off
    Burn this

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >queue up for dumb Fall Guy thing
    >no one else loads in, 1/24
    >just run the course by myself and come first
    >take screenshots and gloat about how easy and dumb this gay shit is

    No I won't be posting my character or my win for you gays to cum to.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      congratulations
      or im sorry to hear that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the mode dead already?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is the mode dead already?
        No, the coding is just so inconsistent that sometimes it throws you into a game by yourself.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Will be resubbing this week sometime to check it out, that looks goofy

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          dang, I need to grind wins sooner than later. sounds like now's the time

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is the mode dead already?
        No, the coding is just so inconsistent that sometimes it throws you into a game by yourself.

        It's the same bug as with leap of faith, if you've done that a bunch (especially during manderville events) you'll have experienced a solo instance before.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, it is the same bug. Gotten solo leaps plenty of times.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    beeg feesh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beeg...
      Will you do a /biggrin?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont have that emote

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well that's pretty cute regardless

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie it's like 20k MGP what are you doing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont have that emote

      thats not a fish

      Middie rape

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will we get a dragon kabuto for heavensturn this year, or did cash shop kill all seasonal glam rewards now?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it's not in today's patch, it's likely there's no glam reward this heavensturn.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That egg mini game has some really terrible hit registration, especially the blue section.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are XIV players so weird?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      because all they want to do in their life is play this game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anime shit and the weird ass Second Life modding community

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The singer of beloved FFXIV tracks “Answers” and “Dragonsong” Susan Calloway has recently seen her Twitter likes scrutinized by followers, revealing likes on posts going back to the beginning of this year. Many of the posts contain transphobic rhetoric and misinformation, Islamophobia and racist content from a number of far-right outlets such as TP-USA.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never heard those songs tbh

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah since you only started playing with 5.5.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, they cater to me now anyway

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're a fricking Black person with a shrimp dick you big nosed freak I hate you

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Favorite song by her?
      Mine is

      Hey
      Haven't heard from you in a couple of months
      But I'm out right now, and I'm all fricked up
      And you're callin' my phone, you're all alone
      And I'm sensin' some undertone
      And I'm right here with all my friends
      But you're sendin' me your new address
      And I know we're done, I know we're through
      But, God, when I look at you
      My brain goes, "Ah"
      Can't hear my thoughts (I cannot hear my thoughts)
      Like blah-blah-blah (blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
      Should probably not
      I should probably, probably not
      I should probably, probably not
      Seein' you tonight, it's a bad idea, right?
      Seein' you tonight, it's a bad idea, right?
      Seein' you tonight, it's a bad idea, right?
      Seein' you tonight, frick it, it's fine
      Yes, I know that he's my ex, but can't two people reconnect?
      "I only see him as a friend, " the biggest lie I ever said
      Oh, yes, I know that he's my ex, but can't two people reconnect?
      I only see him as a friend, I just tripped and fell into his bed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the likes are women's rights posts from mostly Riley Gaines and LibsOfTikTok.

      Why are XIV players so weird?

      I dunno. Ask a weird FFXIV player yourself. Star with Balloona Wadpop from Ultros.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you so weird

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hydaelyn genocides the ancient cucks
      >her singer supports genociding pal*stinians

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair the world would be a better place if all Palestinians would just die.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          here you dropped your menorah, tzzadiq

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brb streaming her songs a billion times now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously why did she do this? Did she not realize that Twitter likes are publicly visible? Is she a dumb boomer who doesn't understand social media? How the frick did it take a year for anyone to notice anyway? Who even found out?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes people don't think what they like is an issue until people tell them.
        Then again I have yet to see any ewvidence of her likes, so it could just be another Scott Cawthone like situation.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sometimes people don't think what they like is an issue until people tell them.
          >Then again I have yet to see any ewvidence of her likes, so it could just be another Scott Cawthone like situation.
          There is absolutey zero possibility Susan didn't know how controversial what she was liking was. She is very clearly political on the right-side of things, she HAS to know about cancel culture just by being conservative. Once again a conservative throws themselves onto the fire than cries and acts shocked when they burned.

          This is why they lose.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seething

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Being right wing is fine. Being right wing around transgender, neurodivergent, pansexual folks is not

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's just a dumb middle aged woman who didn't expect her likes to be publicly scrutinised.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Scott Cawthone like situation
            So she'll continue to make money and screeching lefty troons can't do shit about it? Cool.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            Sir stop replying to yourself. /misc/ is thataway.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a conservative American boomer who isn't terminally online and probably didn't think of that. Also nothing she's liked is inherently wrong or worthy of being cancelled over.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's liking nothing controversial if you're not terminally online and probably didn't think some weird nolife stalker without a family would be looking through her likes to try and report her to the troony cyber purity police.

          It's not about what is and isn't wrong it's about knowing the kind of reacton people would have (especially the super-leftwing FF community) when they innevitably find out. The shit she was liking made clear she is WELL aware of what kind of backlash she would face if people saw her likes.

          This leads me to the conclusion that she is a dumb boomer who didn't realize twitter likes were public.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cute template B

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's really not on her at all, it's 100% the fault of Twitter losers who can't handle any alternate viewpoint from their own.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's liking nothing controversial if you're not terminally online and probably didn't think some weird nolife stalker without a family would be looking through her likes to try and report her to the troony cyber purity police.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's sickening
      Digging stuff on people just cancel em
      Absolutely revolting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >transphobic rhetoric and misinformation, Islamophobia and racist content from a number of far-right outlets

      BASED, YOUR KIND DESERVES THE ROPE

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Answers song be like
    TELL ME WHY IM STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE TELL ME WHY I CANT GET A CUTE GIRL MY AGE TELL ME WHY I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.... ANSWER ME

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get caveman Lahabrea hair
    >Get Durante hair
    >But no old man Lahabrea, Venat, Hythlodaeus, Emet-Selch, Gaius, Gaia hair
    >:(

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    first time doing a variant dungeon, this new one with matsya is pretty cool

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All three are pretty great. For maximum Kino, get as many routes as you can without a guide.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool, anon. Try the older ones as well.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Never liked the actual game
    >Always liked gathering more
    I'm probably autistic

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do egg minigame fine for two rounds
    >get destroyed the third time despite not doing anything different
    Huh? I genuinely don't understand these snapshots.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like these but the SGE one kinda doesnt fit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      when people asked for criterion rewards... they meant useful shit from regular criterions
      not more glowshit for ultrasweats

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >useful shit
        There's literally nothing useful they can give this late in an expac.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone doing savage criterion still even have a tome weapon?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What savage weapons? They added something new???

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's FUBmaxxing since it's peak male performance

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    because he eats the undesirables of the community. kinda forgot we let that one girl get turned into food, eaten and we didnt blink an eye at it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kinda forgot we let that one girl get turned into food, eaten and we didnt blink an eye at it
      what

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright whats the fricking stuff that I need to enter to get plugins working.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If SE came down hard on everyone using plugins, 90% of the playerbase would get banned.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the average noclippy troony

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hiding name
      Homo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Noclippy didn't even break though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus, if i were developing add-ins i would delay it for a week everythime i see shit like this on purpose

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been away from FFXIV for exactly 1 year, but when I played, it was on the Playstation 4, I did raids just fine. Did a couple extremes but did not care for them.

      I played world of warcraft many years ago, hated using plugins, you should not use them, skill is earned without them.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        unfortunately, plugins are mandatory to make this shit game playable
        chat bubbles
        xivalexander
        noclippy
        reshade
        just to name a few.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >xivalexander or noclippy
          quality of life, i played with 200 ping not able to double weave sometimes for at least 6 years
          >chat bubbles
          not required
          >reshade
          not required

          apply yourself, moron

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >chat bubbles
            >reshade
            >mandatory
            ????

            theyre mandatory to bring the game up to 2023 industry standard (or 2008 industry standard)

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not really.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes they are, if you’re willing to play and enjoy the game under that standard that’s up to you

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to Skyrim.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >chat bubbles
          >reshade
          >mandatory
          ????

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shhhh anon the parsetrannies may hear you.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If this game didn't have a typical MMO community you'd have a designated marking guy for Wroth and TOP P5, preferably a healer, and you'd self mark for Gaol.

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >second game
    >solo instance
    Jesus Yoshi sort it out
    How did they not see this coming after all the reports of solo instanced leap of faith?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dead game

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ironically this only happens due to some race condition in provisioning if enough people are queueing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Go dead server
      >Better change get solo game and 1 place

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's cross world so you'd have to go to a dead DC

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dynamis here I come

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hoodie looks cool, but I'm definitely looking forward to a retexture that removes the fallguys stuff

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who's done the new Variant dungeon, is the story worth paying attention to or should I just skip cutscenes?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would you bother watching unvoiced cutscenes with the same basic "commonly used in cutscenes" emotes and wall-of-text "dialogue"?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        because its fun

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why would you bother watching unvoiced cutscenes with the same basic "commonly used in cutscenes" emotes and wall-of-text "dialogue"?

        Don't forget "Machinations" OST will play at some point

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why would you bother watching unvoiced cutscenes with the same basic "commonly used in cutscenes" emotes and wall-of-text "dialogue"?

        Don't forget "Machinations" OST will play at some point

        Oh shit bland cutscene emotes machinations wall of text just dropped

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because I like story and worldbuilding.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WoL-kun we found a new island we want to explore, please come kill everything for us thanks
      There you go bro.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino and adventurepilled.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You have to do savage to get a BLU weapon

    https://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/playguide/db/item/582f168f431/

    ARE YOU FRICKING SHITTING ME YOSHI????????

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just the Goldor umbrella with an ugly glow effect

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For what pvrpose

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      some of the mods are okay, I guess

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    no jogging, eating bad food and maybe too much of it

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    B-but people were telling me FFXIV STORY IS SOOOOO GOOOOOD

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowbringers was good. Everything else was shit to mid tier with Stormblood being an example of shit tier while HW is mid.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kys moron ShB was fricking garbage

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't have a sister jackass but if I did I'd take your advice

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll frick your brother then stupid frick.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is.

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just ragequit the fallguys event. I got to the Crystal part for the upteenth time, I was very clearly out of a telegraphed knockback for for a whole second and I still got hit and ended up disqualified. This is literal wiener and Ball torture.

    Is ACTUALLY Fall Guys this bad?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah bro actual Fall Guys feels very responsive and snappy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Last I remember playing, you could get grabbed from a mile away thus missing your jump

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got filtered by the blue crystal part, it's a thousand objects you have to keep track of at once all going different directions. I dunno how people are beating this CBU3 once again has to ruin something fun by overcomplicating mechanics that require you to memorize and keep track a shit load of things simultaneously rather than something more straightforward and skill-based form of challenge.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ryne.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This picture almost made me relapse
          Stop it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ryne.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Need her, Venat and Minfilia together.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not Venat or Milfilia but it's the closest I have right now.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ryne's MASSIVE ass

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                God I need her.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                For what anon?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you unironically beat your tiny meat to that?
                She looks moronic with that moron face and pencil neck

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine having Ryne and Gaia together...

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                But they're lesbians anon.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Voice actor headcanon isn't real.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They aren't.
                They're the WoL's concubines.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're both my dommes actually.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gaia is literally a paper tiger and Ryne is a genki good girl who wants to make people happy.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ryne is a genki good girl who wants to make people happy.
                You just gave me the realization that Ryne is better at being Yda than Lyse is. Still not super close but at least closer.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                She just wants to do good! While Lyse is a punchbimbo.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds much nicer than a nasty strict woman

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ywn be permanently locked in chastity by Gaia.
                fricking hurts, anons.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                For what anon?

                this type of coomer posting with anon at the end directed at someone is cringe

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't be so tense, anon.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ryne helping everyone relieve stress!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're both my dommes actually.

                God they are so hot

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I beat it to this, how big is my meat?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                About as big as the guy in the follow up pic, of course.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ANAL

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly don't understand these complaints. I was playing on fricking wifi and it didn't feel that bad. Just use what you should know about how XIV AoEs work.

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This event is a decent MGP farm
    Too bad there's NOTHING TO FRICKING BUY

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The criterion savage 665 tome weps have the same stats as Anabaseios Savage weapons
    literally who benefits from this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only audience I can think of is raiders who are good enough to do criterion savage but hate some specific thing about p12s so they don't want to do it

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see see this criterion continues the tradition of melee players CBT

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    would extreme trials be considered "mid-core" content?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say so. It can filter casuals and actually requires effort, but it can be done in PF albeit with some difficulty.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, they're the perfect example of it. And we should have more content at that level

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao Usada Pekora is trash without his cheats holy shit, just dumped on him in CC.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep in mind he still did shit all over the aetherkeks on LAN. I agree he’s a mediocre player though

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saint Okomoura or whatever his name is has been a far more consistent DRG in my opinion.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My friends want to play the game again. Has there been any fun content added since 6.2? I got burned out farming roulettes when they quit, so I was hoping there'd be stuff we could do together.
    I guess we could go back and do deep dungeons and old raids too.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys I'm writing my performance review at work, how do I reword that I want to reduce jumping to conclusions due to miscommunications?

    Because half of this shit is because my manager words things fricking weird.

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want actual high heels to wear in game without having to use mods... The options we have in game suck.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      troony

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I ask why you posted this image to go with your post? You realise that we all know that you're an overweight, balding and greasy man right? Trying to give off sissy/girly vibes doesn't work and in fact only makes you look all the more sad, pathetic and disgusting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. They should add a twerking emote and a boombox minion too.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They should add a twerking emote
        based and agreed

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boombox minion will 100% be added eventually. Radios already exist in game so its only a matter of time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the new titles and how do you get them?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's:
      >[Loser]
      and you unlock it by playing this game or any MMORPG in 2023.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Win 100 fallguys.

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plugins disabled
    >pvp queue takes way longer
    curious

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the help guys. You guys are really helpful. Why the frick is this called tech workers general when you're all unemployed neets anyways. Frick you. I hope you all die.

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Preach reacted to the ZODIARK TRANCE comic

    OMFG:

    https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1964816011?t=1h53m21s

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      omg no way haha!
      LMAO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO I LOVE PREACH

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do trancers still get any attention at all at the tail end of 2023
      come on

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      omg no way haha!
      LMAO

      LMAO I LOVE PREACH

      why do trancers still get any attention at all at the tail end of 2023
      come on

      HOLY SHIT DID ECELEB SAY AND DO THING?!?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        so true

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he did dude
        HE DID!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He really must be reaching the bottom of the barrel if he's now reacting to some ESL wowfugees and baragays from 2 years ago who got high on their own moronic headcanons and fanfiction because they couldn't cope with a story not going as they wanted it to.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thousands of people now know about Zodiark Trooncers and are laughing at them along with us.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trancers will never recover from this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you guys didn't care about e-celebs?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's relevant here isn't the e-celeb, it's that trancers' shame was made public to thousands who will spread it to yet more.
        Which is funny.

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    jazz jennings looks like THAT?

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    steady diet of hotpockets

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOSHIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares? It's a shit title.
      They probably added it in there as a long-term incentive for people do the event the next few times it rolls back around.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes they added it as a fomo measure to squeeze any extra money they can out of the user base

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes
          this except all the doomtroonying about a game adding long term goals and sweater achievements

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >long term goal
            >doing one low effort, tacked on, timegated crossover event ad nauseam

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. Just like most long term goals in XIV.
              If you don't like it, why bother? Do you really need that achievement? That title? Will you wither without it?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you don’t NEED those rewards
                >you don’t NEED that content
                >you don’t NEED people to play with
                >where’d everybody go?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine having a melty over a shitty title and achievement from an activity you don't like.
                Couldn't be me lmoa.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine eating shit and liking it.
                Couldn't be me lmoa.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this is shit IMAGINE EATING SHIT!
                >why?
                >because urhh a title i dont like from an activity i dont like is locked behind 100 wins
                yeah if that's unironically reason for you to melt then you are a shit-eater

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      glad they put it in there for the autismos who actually care about that shit. And don't you dare claim you're trying to "get all the achievements" and are mad they added a hard one, literally only one person in the entire game managed to get them all

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really did not expect them making a reward for going first even once, especially with this engine, netcode and limited time of the even running. This will kill the Fall Guys crossover. Many don't bother doing ranked PvP because they don't want to feel pressured keeping up with the ranks, or simply not the time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shitty generic reaction image
        >moronic post

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry that I am concerned about the state of the crossover and think that they should have kept it casual and not make it more fomo since it will need enough people to even patricipate in.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >netcode
        Code for: I'm a huge shitter

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit’s probably gonna be dead in a week and you’ll be able to get solo queues at 2 am easy

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red yellow blue is the worst fricking obstacle course I swear, everything is way too fast so you move past it and it force pushes you off

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      GIT
      GUD

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the event is awful, frick man just give me more combat content like eureka, not this garbage

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sis, your criterion clear???

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, FFXIV is the only game I play.
    Yes, it's my first MMO.
    Yes, I started playing in Shadowbringers.
    Yes, this game is my entire personality.
    Yes, Yoshi-P cried.
    No, I will NOT accept any criticism.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool. Hope you're enjoying yourself.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based excrement muncher

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are trancers now officially lolcows

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a tossup between them and the shills

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have been for 2 years.

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He eats only bread made of people

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he was gluttonous and evil. Its self explanatory

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >evil
      He was innocent.

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have to manually q for Blunderville in that garish room filled with the loud troony clowns on my server who won't shut the frick up

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are XIV threads so bad?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the people who play it on Ganker are the worst scum on this entire site.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the game being talked about on Ganker triggered and mindbroke them so badly and weaponizing the incompetent moderation against them has failed consistently, they've dedicated their entire existences to just shitting them up any possible way they can until they're no longer made.

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They probably are. We know they raid Ganker and /vg/ a lot to doomtroon and force their shitty fanfic.
    But I don't really see the point. Ignore at them or laugh at them, or both. Don't really bother to engage with them beyond that.

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Ganker always this gay?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people posting Ryne
      >talking about ass and breasts
      >BRO WHY R U GAY
      Motherfricker, I think you might be hallucinating.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn Zodiark Trancers look like that?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >team zodiark
          I will never not laugh at how much cosmic kino this was

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you mean gay homosexual then /xivg/ is worse if you mean gay as in shit then /xivg/ is worse

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Main difference is that /xivg/ jannies delete off-topic posts while Ganker jannies delete on-topic posts.

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are the criterion rewards?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IzUNfylQSk&ab_channel=FlappySeal
      I like these but the SGE one kinda doesnt fit

      Savage only, upgrades a 660 tome weapon to 665 with a glow and the same stats and p12s

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you have to actually have a tome weapon to upgrade or is it just the same model?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, in fact you have to have an AUGMENTED tome weapon first, so you need to have cleared p11s. It's moronic

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            the amount of people who are going to have to go back and clear p11 if they want the new weapon is going to be hilarious
            why the frick does it not just drop a coffer

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't think it's bad
        works for glam and for alt jobs
        sure relic comes out in january but until then this is good for alt jobs

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trancer here. Came in to
    Wait for it
    *unbuckles gucci belt*
    *pulls down pants*
    *drops a massive, steamy log on the thread*
    Would you look at that. Now that is something! Phew, feeling a lot better too.
    Lets trance, shall we?

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new tome upgrading system since 2.0
    >locked behind criterion savage
    Thanks Yoshi-P, i still won't do V/C

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't new, it was added a few patches back to pvp weapons.

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another4 months of DRG and AST dominating every pvp mode...

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will Black person P make a good game?

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    They probably are. We know they raid Ganker and /vg/ a lot to doomtroon and force their shitty fanfic.
    But I don't really see the point. Ignore at them or laugh at them, or both. Don't really bother to engage with them beyond that.

    >They probably are. We know they raid Ganker and /vg/ a lot to doomtroon and force their shitty fanfic.
    >But I don't really see the point. Ignore at them or laugh at them, or both. Don't really bother to engage with them beyond that.
    They got outed just last night actually when they were shown to be using typical doomer / barry speech on their twitter accounts, pretty much confirming they're the ones schizo doom posting 24/7 here.

    [...]

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Using the term Zivvies unironically
      Yep it's Barry.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how everyone could tell they were a dipshit brownoid before confirmation

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trooners vs trooncers

      Who shall reign over xiv's corpse?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >basedhoodedman aka basedthundergod aka highlancowman is now impersonating best girl in an attempt to make people associate his brownshit ESL diarrhea takes with her
      i love how this (literal) homosexual just keeps hopping from name to name because people catch on to his moronation and then ignore whatever he has to say so he has to pretend to be different people

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        aka basedthundergod
        WAIT A MINUTE

        Didn't Barry use a twitter account with a handle like @BasedandRed? Could it be?........

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, Barry or at least one of the WoW Barries used BasedAndRed12 (probably because BasedAndRed1 through 11 all got banned)

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >xivies
            It's Barry.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            what’s with third worlders and being obsessed with yoshi p this homie literally spends all day browsing gay porn and seething over a jap businessman

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              one of the wow barries literally ended up linking porn to a /vg/ thread and going "AHAHA IT'S YOSHITPISS"
              it's uncanny

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is why brown countries need to be banned from the internet.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            what’s with third worlders and being obsessed with yoshi p this homie literally spends all day browsing gay porn and seething over a jap businessman

            This is why brown countries need to be banned from the internet.

            I think third worlders shitting up Ganker made me more racist than any real world experiences.
            These people are subhuman.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You get used to it, I think.
              After that point, you just laugh at how ridiculous it all is.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Actual Barry account shows up in the same comment section as the Trancer

                Holy shit Barry is 100% connected to these brown morons.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Either they're connected or they consider Barrimus their icon and are trying to emulate him.
                Considering basically all of the Trancers have indicated that they're wowfugees, though, while Barry is a wowgay shitting on xiv because he feels wow is threatened by it, I'd be surprised if there isn't a deeper connection.
                Then again, all Trancers (except the mad Garlecope hanger-ons) are Emet and Shadowbringers dicksuckers, so I wonder how they feel about their grandfather posting picrel.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Then again, all Trancers (except the mad Garlecope hanger-ons) are Emet and Shadowbringers dicksuckers, so I wonder how they feel about their grandfather posting picrel.
                What if I told you their entire "VENAT BAD" spiel is just a very, very dedicated shitpost and they don't actually believe anything they actually say they just fricking hate this game and Yoshi and this their "VENAT COMMITED GENOCIDE" argument is just an extremely high-effort shitpost meant to attack the game and not what they actually genuinely think?

                If you really think about it, the whole "venat is LITERALLY hitler" argument sounds like it's unironically just bait. LIke if I wanted to massively edgelord and bait out the FF community I would think attacking one of the most beloved characters in the game (especially a female character) and trying to twist her into being literally hitler (and also claim the writers are genocide apologists for writing her) would be probably one of the, if not THE best bait I could possibly concieve.

                I believe they genuinely hate this game. I am however increasingly suspecting they don't actually care about the story so much as they just see it as an attack angle against the game, among many other attack angles. They're obvious association with Barry is making that suspicion much stronger. Or I'm giving them too much credit and they are just that fricking moronic and have that bad of media comprehension.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I can see that.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What if I told you their entire "VENAT BAD" spiel is just a very, very dedicated shitpost and they don't actually believe anything they actually say they just fricking hate this game and Yoshi and this their "VENAT COMMITED GENOCIDE" argument is just an extremely high-effort shitpost meant to attack the game and not what they actually genuinely think?
                I would respect that more (but still not a lot)

                It's possible, of course, but they spend too much time seething about Venat and Argos in their little shitscord in particular. It feels very personal, and they even made that fanfiction comic, a bunch of other fanfiction and youtube videos about how much they hate Venat and Endwalker.

                If it's all bait, then bravo for that level of autistic commitment.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                literally 4 likes and more text than some posts in this thread
                >avatargay bad!!!
                >my twitter conspiracy of 4 people good!!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately they do care which is why they make multi hour long video essays about it

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >move on to better MMORPGs
                all 0 of them

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can always tell a third world brownoid on the internet by what they do even if they lack the typical trademark ESL mistakes.

              The brownie is obsessive and histrionic, overly emotional and feminine. The type of person who will scream their head off and purposely throw in [insert ASShomosexualS game], rocket league, etc, which isn’t unique to any racial demographic. Where the brownoid is different is, it sticks with them. They’ll throw the next game too to “punish” other random players. Then, after their self inflicted losing streak, they’ll go whine on every social media platform available. On mongolian fingerprinting image boards, on xitter, in random YouTube channels about barbecuing that have nothing to do with vidya, etc. It’s a special type of autism only third world brownoids have. The trancer shit is an example, Black person nobody fricking cares. You were upset the story didn’t fit your head canon. The normal person moves, the brownoid revs up the crusade so the entire world is aware of this grave injustice

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >think this could be cherry picking over months
            >all that garbage over 3 days
            terminal online-itus should be remedied with a bullet to the head

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, you're heavily underestimating these "people."
              I would say that's good, because it means you haven't been exposed to these glorified chimps as much yet.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                imagine simping for israelites

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is why we need to bring back insane asylums.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lightning hair for Y'shtola
                >that fricking dress
                This fricking community has no taste.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This fricking community
                That guy does not play the game. His a gay, aids-ridden spanish mutt who seethes about it nonstop.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, Highlancowman is an admitted homosexual baragay.
                It makes sense that they have no idea what makes a woman attractive and probably go off stereotypes.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will never be upset that she is stuck in MSQ hell. She'll never visit the island, never be in any secondary content, never feature in any seasonal quests.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Other way around anon, it's the sidecontent only characters who are stuck in hell more often than not. Y'shtola still got to feature in some sidecontent like Warring Triad or Alexander, and the Scions at least have never been barred from being in sidecontent, like the twins in Coils, Thancred, Urianger and Ryne in Eden, or even Urianger in that one Valentiones event. Characters from sidecontent have it much worse to actually appear in the MSQ, which is the one always ongoing piece of content.

                He didn't do only those two, though.

                *Pukes violently*
                *Starts bleeding from eyes and ears*
                *Eyes roll back into their sockets*
                *Dies of cringe*

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Highlancowman and his other various handles (@basedthundergod, or whatever else and now his Venat falseflag handle) Is Aveyond Dreams from the OF forums btw.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you VILL use the short haircuts and you VILL be thankful for the lack of clipping

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, Barry or at least one of the WoW Barries used BasedAndRed12 (probably because BasedAndRed1 through 11 all got banned)

                >Shilling Forspoken
                >Uses the same terminology Barry uses
                >Uses the same kind of handle Barry uses
                >Is shown interacting with a confirmed Barry account
                >Has a seething hatred of FFXIV and Yoshi-P

                Yep this homosexual was Barry all along.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shilling forspoken
                Nothing new.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am offended. I know it's usually a mistake to admit so on Ganker but I don't give a frick. That "redesign" of Y'shtola offends my every fricking sense. Good lord.

                >This fricking community
                That guy does not play the game. His a gay, aids-ridden spanish mutt who seethes about it nonstop.

                >He's spanish.
                Why do we suck so much.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's funny to think that he actually thought that "redesign" for Y'shtola would be considered good.
                And he probably called everyone laughing at him a "cringy libtard who doesn't understand femininity"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't just offend my every sense as in sight and stuff, it also offends my moral sense. This attitude of feeling he has to correct Y'shtola because she dares have short hair and needs his help triggers some immense revulsion in me.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't do only those two, though.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hahahaha holy shit this looks so bad

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Other way around anon, it's the sidecontent only characters who are stuck in hell more often than not. Y'shtola still got to feature in some sidecontent like Warring Triad or Alexander, and the Scions at least have never been barred from being in sidecontent, like the twins in Coils, Thancred, Urianger and Ryne in Eden, or even Urianger in that one Valentiones event. Characters from sidecontent have it much worse to actually appear in the MSQ, which is the one always ongoing piece of content.

                [...]
                *Pukes violently*
                *Starts bleeding from eyes and ears*
                *Eyes roll back into their sockets*
                *Dies of cringe*

                (last one, because I had it laying around, anyway)
                I can't really profess to be surprised. Trancers are a mix of two things: unironic trannies (and just regular people with autism) and bara wehraboo homos who regurgitate basic culture war-level shit like "woman = man if short hair"
                Not sure how those two groups got together without murdering each other, but they did.
                Anyway, point being: someone who's dumb enough to make their entire personality online "tradwoman based woman with short hair cringe feminazi troons goyslop" while also simultaneously being a massive homosexual who unironically gets off on barashit doesn't sound like the type of guy to have the braincells required to have even a moderate amount of taste.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well now I'm just curious what he must have done to the twins.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but i didn't see any picture of them. he deleted that account though so maybe that's why

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                that one is an improvement

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >another story for Osmon
                >Baldy still not playing XIV
                At least they didn't add a Rich cameo.

                >Anyway, point being: someone who's dumb enough to make their entire personality online "tradwoman based woman with short hair cringe feminazi troons goyslop" while also simultaneously being a massive homosexual who unironically gets off on barashit doesn't sound like the type of guy to have the braincells required to have even a moderate amount of taste.
                Sounds like that youtuber Rags. A bi furry who is into bara (but not the anime kind, he hates anime and XIV) and has some shit tier taste.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                kys, e-celeb worshiper

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zero looks better with longer hair, 100%

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely not. The long hair makes her look more like a man than the short hair. It's literally 20s metalhead/goth guy hair

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What makes her look like a man is her thick armor.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, I'll agree to that.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                would you say it's breedable gigachad manmode armor?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >exodus in the total opposite direction
            i would sooner quit MMOs altogether than give another red cent to pozzard

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >See tweet about him admitting to being a spaniard mutt

      OH NO NO NO NO HE'S FRICKING BROWN. TRANCERS ARE BROWN LMFAO.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OH NO NO NO NO HE'S FRICKING BROWN. TRANCERS ARE BROWN LMFAO.
        Wow..... shocker.
        I'm...
        I-
        Insane.
        I would've never expected that.
        Almost as if most people called them all seething brownoids with 0 media literacy literally 2 yrs ago.

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This site has some real crackpots.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hahaha duuuuude my leylines is in one place but the mechanics make me go to another place!
      the single most overused and unfunny joke the ffxiv community has

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honest to god question, why the FRICK would anyone play this over something like WoW or GW2 or even XI? It's literally just a watered down sorry excuse for an "MMO" (everything is instanced so overworld zones are empty as frick, gear barely fricking matters thanks to level syncing), i can understand the better graphics/anime style aspect of it and using an avatar to chat with your friends but at that point just use Discord or Second Life, lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play WoW/FFXI when I want to actual play a game.
      I play FFXIV when I want to dress-up and erp.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      because i like it more and wow and gw2 suck dick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's literally just a watered down sorry excuse for an "MMO"
      That's why it's a good game. MMOs suck dick

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        this but unironically

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm dead serious. Eureka is kinda fun as a side activity but if that was the main gameplay loop I'd uninstall. Gear treadmills suck, grinding for low percentage drops sucks. Most MMO mechanics are bad and FFXIV shines when it ignores or trivialises them.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, good. As someone who's played MMOs for years, I also agree. Treadmills and miscellaneous grinds that exist for the sake of keeping people busy are soulless and I think people who want to be leashed to them to feel like their sub is justified are self-loathing morons.
            (But if that's what they want, they can go and enjoy their 7.0 foray or w/e)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        this but unironically

        holy brainlet cope jej

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >jej
          holy frick you actually are that slavic rrtard from the forums
          how are you faring with the AIDS death sentence homosexual?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            irrefutable proof that xiv trannies are newbies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's better than all of those combined.
      And really, gw2 when gw1 still exists? Frick outta here with that shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i honestly hope all the bozjagays go to wow so they can see how boring it is to constantly do FATEs and samey overworld events ad infinitum every patch and every expansion

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried GW2 and it was the most boring, unappealing game ever

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I should try it because everyone is always raving about its open world content.
          I hope it's not just Fates/WQs ad nauseam..

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would they do this?
    why do they hate socializing in an mmo?

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is Zodiark Trance

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus dude how new

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the cringiest "venat was akshually bad" comics ever drawn.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      An unfunny forced meme by the cringetarded freaks from xivg.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What the frick is Zodiark Trance

      https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitpostXIV/comments/x11a6x/why_is_the_shitposting_community_sleeping_on/

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s probably American.

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats not a fish

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      got fins, is fish.

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT THE FRICK THEY GAVE US UNIQUE SAVAGE WEAPONS???? THIS ISN'T ENOUGH! I WANT MORE! MORE MORE MORE! WHY DOES YOSHIP KEEP IGNORING US? WE ARE THE ONLY REASON WHY THIS GAME EXISTS!!!
    I think that's the final straw. No more pandering to savage gays.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GIVE US MORE ULTIMATES MORE MORE WE NEED MORE
      >get given ultimates
      >use cheats to beat them anyway

      >WE NEED MROE SAVAGE REWARDS MORE SAVAGE MORE MORE MORE
      >get unique items nobody else will be able to access for over a year, if not longer
      >WE NEED MORE MORE THIS ISN'T ENOUGH MORE MORE

      You know... maybe pandering to the pseudo-Everquest crowd wasn't a good use of resources.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GIVE US MORE ULTIMATES MORE MORE WE NEED MORE
      >get given ultimates
      >use cheats to beat them anyway

      >WE NEED MROE SAVAGE REWARDS MORE SAVAGE MORE MORE MORE
      >get unique items nobody else will be able to access for over a year, if not longer
      >WE NEED MORE MORE THIS ISN'T ENOUGH MORE MORE

      You know... maybe pandering to the pseudo-Everquest crowd wasn't a good use of resources.

      if you're watching xenos you fricked up
      guy is being a b***h, the rewards aren't bad and it's the first variant to implement it
      dude just has to b***h for more views and for his videos (like a typical xiv streamer) and he's probably seeing if he can influence the game somehow to credit himself then get more viewers
      but what did you expect from watching a groomer au ra?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >watching xenos
        Why the frick would I watch an angry bald streamer?
        Did you know you can form your own opinions, free from the influence of faces on the internet?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh so you just formed your own opinion of "savagegays" complaining about rewards and then when they get said rewards they complain about those too? damn i wonder where you got that from... you must have talked to every savagegay already that's impressive!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have indeed. Thank you for noticing and appreciating my hard work.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GIVE US MORE ULTIMATES MORE MORE WE NEED MORE
      >get given ultimates
      >use cheats to beat them anyway

      >WE NEED MROE SAVAGE REWARDS MORE SAVAGE MORE MORE MORE
      >get unique items nobody else will be able to access for over a year, if not longer
      >WE NEED MORE MORE THIS ISN'T ENOUGH MORE MORE

      You know... maybe pandering to the pseudo-Everquest crowd wasn't a good use of resources.

      who are you quoting

      [...]
      if you're watching xenos you fricked up
      guy is being a b***h, the rewards aren't bad and it's the first variant to implement it
      dude just has to b***h for more views and for his videos (like a typical xiv streamer) and he's probably seeing if he can influence the game somehow to credit himself then get more viewers
      but what did you expect from watching a groomer au ra?

      take your eceleb shit somewhere else

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        if you're watching xenos you fricked up
        guy is being a b***h, the rewards aren't bad and it's the first variant to implement it
        dude just has to b***h for more views and for his videos (like a typical xiv streamer) and he's probably seeing if he can influence the game somehow to credit himself then get more viewers
        but what did you expect from watching a groomer au ra?

        mad savagetroons

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you know who they're quoting
          they say "savagegays" but they actually mean 1 or 2 loud influencers

          oh so youre watching some homosexual eceleb and posting about it here like anybody gives a frick?
          you must be a wowfugee

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            savagetroon chimping out over being exposed

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know who they're quoting
        they say "savagegays" but they actually mean 1 or 2 loud influencers

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly
          Actual community reception to raid content in EW has been like this:
          >DSR was extremely well received
          >TOP had a lukewarm reception by comparison, and the bugs were deservedly mocked
          >savage has varied from floor to floor, with some really good fights and some awful ones but no one can agree which those are (except for p7s)
          >adjustments to the gearing system are good but not enough
          >people are getting bored of the 2 minute meta and resulting job design
          >job balance has been pretty good except for abyssos week 1
          >variant is great
          >criterion is too hard for the rewards it offers - it either needs to be easier or offer shine/twine/brine
          >criterion savage is a useless addition with very low engagment

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            "Actual community"

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I sincerely wonder what rewards they could even give you guys. At this point they have too much content to make rewards for. What could they possibly give you when the game is so shallow and sterile?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see plenty TOP enjoyers out there, farming the fight when they have enough totems for 10 alts.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's not allowed because.. Uh... It was bugged in the beginning so it's ruined forever you can't like it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's also kinda funny that said bugs were so inconsequential and minor despite the rhetoric surrounding it.
                Then again, doomsissies will latch onto anything they can twist to satiate their mental illness.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the buff limit thing was quite major.
                But the idea that something is ruined and irredeemable because of bugs that were fixed shortly after is cringe.
                Just as people are still screeching like chimps today over that 1% HP that they needed to nick off Hephaistos.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The buff limit issue only occured due to world prog groups on stream seeing P3 for the first time, would throw every bit of mitigation they had to survive hello world cast. Pretty much as soon as that phase was seen a second time, the buff limit was no longer an issue because you knew how much damage you were going to take.
                As for P8S, unironically the door boss DPS check pre-nerf was fine, the issue was the stupid 100% damage buff at the end of phase 2 on week 1, aka crit or hit enrage.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >new patch comes out
                >better check on twitter schizos and e-celebs to know what i think about it
                you guys are just as pathetic

                they were inconsequential?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is not from TOP, and you can run into buff cap issues in other fights (DSR intermission). Black mages wouldn't ever be using LL in Hello World because it's completely wasted. The main victims were monks getting DP pushed off.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That is not from TOP
                holy cope

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That screenshot literally isn't from TOP. Nothing matches that color palette + that tiny targeting circle in the fight. The debuff vomit is in HW during P3 that has a black/purple background and an enormous targeting circle.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >better check on twitter schizos and e-celebs to know what i think about it
                look at the date i had these screenshots laying around gay
                we were making fun of trancers for whatever reason so i figured i may as well add material to chuckle over
                i havent myself checked in on trooncers for like a few months now. laughing at them is fun, but the actual contents of their posts became boring and samey a while ago

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                the fact that you saved all of that and dumped it here when nobody cares about it except a couple of handful drama queens is pathetic

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm having fun chuckling over it with other posters. I'm enjoying myself. How about you?

                Who the frick are trancers, I don't know this fricking lore.

                Some ESL brownskins with 0 media literacy who are mad that EW didn't adhere to their post-ShB fanfiction. They're really not that important. Just a discord cult of morons who've been in a constant state of meltdown since EW dropped.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone has since fricked off back to WoW which got its shit together
                if i check this guy's profile right now, how far do you think i have to search for his most recent obsessed hate-tweet about xiv

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah it's literally edgegays.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't exactly know what they expect from their version of Endwalker. I never read their oodles of fanfic.
                But surely they didn't expect the Ancients to all suddenly rise up from the dead again and take up space in the game world. The Ancients are dead, which was a foregone conclusion. Not sure what they wanted to happen.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ah it's literally edgegays.
                nta but pretty much. it's people who 110 percent subscribed to emet's speeches that the ancients were better, and they wanted hydaelyn to be a bad guy who we opposed. so when ew rolled out and it turned out venat was really just a good person thrown into a shit situation, they raged about it. hard.

                apparently most of them came in for shadowbringers just because they got told emet is an amazing character and they just blazed through the rest of the game to get to him and never bothered to get invested in any other part of the game, so when it became obvious the ancients were superdead they just lost all interest in every other aspect.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's people who 110 percent subscribed to emet's speeches that the ancients were better
                Not only that, but they're unironically pushing the "he doesn't see them as people so it's ok" and "sundered are to unsundered like braindead handicapped monkeys are to us" moronation, even though Emet didn't even genuinely believe that.
                >apparently most of them came in for shadowbringers just because they got told emet is an amazing character and they just blazed through the rest of the game to get to him and never bothered to get invested in any other part of the game
                The creator of their shitscord literally admitted to that, yeah.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not only that, but they're unironically pushing the "he doesn't see them as people so it's ok" and "sundered are to unsundered like braindead handicapped monkeys are to us" moronation, even though Emet didn't even genuinely believe that.
                The wierd part about that is that even if they had only paid attention to Emet's scenes and nothing else outside of them, they still shouldn't have believed those lines. I'm pretty sure by that point Emet had already proved he actually does hold sundered beings in some regard by bringing back Y'shtola, so when he says that "it's not murder" line you can tell he's bullshitting completely, he can't even see sundered beings grieving without feeling so shit that he does a complete swerve into trying to help them.

                Not to mention the whole deal with his dead son, but that wouldn't have factored in at that point I think.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yoshitpiss is now commonly used when talking about Black person P
                HAHAHA

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I honestly think the only reason people say TOP was bad is because Xeno fricking hated it. Other world progress said it'd be the best if they fixed the autos, which they did.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll just wait for people to slobber all over TOP in 7.0 when the new Ultimate comes out and everyone wistfully remembers how amazing and sovlful TOP was.

  89. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >why doesn't this woman know everything about internet twitter politics like me
    Terminally online poster, likely trooned out a long time ago

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was following and liking EndWokeness and LibsofTiktok.

      She knows. Or should know. She just stupidly either got way too comfortable being outspoken about her views (thinking that right-wing twitter is real life because the algorithim just kept feeding her more right-wing accounts because she likes and follows right-wing accounts leading to her thinking her views were way more popular than they actually are) or she genuinely didn't realize likes were public.

      Either way she's a dumbfrick who should've just owned it and told them to cope, seethe, dillate. But being a conservative losing is in her DNA so of course she backpeddled upon recieving backlash for her opinions. She's perfectly comfortable shitting on the troons when the troons weren't going after her personally, but the second she came under their fire suddenly the heat was too much to handle and she cucked.

      Many such cases.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Psychotic post

  90. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What savage weapons? They added something new???

  91. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 crowns in a row
    gg ez

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trash character.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very cute lala
      Ignore the doomposter having a melty 🙂

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3 wins in a row
      YOU MUST BE CHEATING
      BECAUSE UH
      LAG
      AND NETCODE
      AND UH
      THIS IS BULLSHIT REEEE IMMA POST ON REDDIT

  92. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fall guys event is giving its currency way too easily.
    Also, I found something that will 100% be abused by plugins.
    >Every obstacles start on the same game tick
    >No randomness or anything
    >There's literally an optimal route to take to win every times
    Bravo SE...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what is the route?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >complaining about lack of randomness
      What game do you think you're playing?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, this will be absolutely unbearable come week 2 when the optimal route has been sussed out.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing you can get literally every prize except the cheevos in a couple hours of playing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a personal disdain for everyone wearing that shit. It looks hideous and I have no idea why they cater so hard to the modern mod crowd.

  93. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you eat the Meol?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it let me have a threesome with the two jester girls, absolutely.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's teh Pinklala!
      Only if it taste like Olive Garden bread sticks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick would anyone eat meol after learning what it is and what it does to you.

  94. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >optimal route
    >minmax
    >game tick
    Holy frick it's a minigame what the frick is wrong with you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not healthy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where is Feo's absolutely massive trancer wiener?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Feo Ul does not have a wiener, she has an absolutely tight and wet fairy vegana she shapeshifted into the exact shape to best receive WoL's wiener.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            In my game she has a penis

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, there's a 100 wins achievement, so you can bet your ass this shit is gonna get minmaxed to death.
      Like, not even funny, once the route is made public this shit will be cancer and either you join them or SE fix it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just wintrade it bro

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People unironically use plugins that play the scratch off minigame and triple triad for them.

      These people are way too far gone.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Triple Triad is AIDS and should be autosolved

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      XIV players are subhuman.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to der eternal MMOomer. if it exists, optimize anything out of it until it's the same rote treadmill shit as everything else

  95. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it be cool if you can grief other players like in actual fall guys
    but i see why didnt add it, just feels a bit lame is all

  96. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Already at 3 wins for Fall Guys

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back to your shitty containment erp general you disgusting sack of shit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Curiously that one has never been seen on /xivg/ The only one that has is the grotesque modded pink haired one. This guy only exists in Ganker threads for some curious reason.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh Anon....I'm so sorry...
        Did I take attention away from another one of your vapid doomposts?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND SAVAGEgayS RUINED THE REWARDS YET AGAIN AND YOU'RE IGNORING THAT

  97. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anons, which e-celeb should I watch to copy zheir/zhem opinions about the game? I can't form opinion on my own because I stopped playing at SB (filtered by eureka relic grind) but I still love to shitpost/doompost here, on reddit and on x/twitter

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      xeemo
      >because I stopped playing at SB
      it would be better if you started at shb

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i left wow back in wrath, i didn't want to replay wow or at least with wowbucks again...

  98. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker is laughing at Trancers
    >Twitter is laughing at Trancers
    >Reddit is laughing at Trancers
    >Now Twitch is laughing at Trancers too

    Unironically what do they have left at this point? The entire internet is laughing at them now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ryne on Ryne

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, if they had the self-awareness to feel humiliated and embarrassed, they'd have stopped long ago.
      They're a cadre of lolcows, lolcows by their very definition are too moronic or far gone to understand such a thing as shame. That's exactly why they never give up. Why they will keep going until the universe ends.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why they will keep going until the universe ends.
        We'll have the Ea facing the heat death of the universe from their empty rock of a planet only to turn around and have their despair turn into utter confusion when they see a bunch of morons angrily typing into a computer.

  99. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    can i watch

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

      [...]
      Good job, please keep up the good work.

      I will, for years to come.

  100. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Good job, please keep up the good work.

  101. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    "Actual community"

    #notallraiders

  102. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back Hilda
    Island Sanctuary Hilda fricking when
    I don't give a FRICK about Moonbreeder's parents

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      okay
      hilda and joye will be visiting your island and their whole quest will be yuri bait

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look Square, I liked the cutscene of Moenbryda's parents with Urianger. It was moving. They were nice.

      But what the frick are they doing on my island. Did we even speak? I don't remember them introducing themselves to WoL.

  103. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odds that they allow unsyncing criterion dungeons in 7.0? That’s the only way I’ll ever bother clearing it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not, but not like it will matter judging by ultimates. People laughed at casuals when Yoshida said they wouldn't be available for unsync, but we all know what happened after that.

  104. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't respond to the avatargay. They are falseflagging as a whiteknight, they want to shit up the thread just like the doomers do just in a different way.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >please don't engage with the only person being positive in the thread, it derails my narratives

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did the savagegays tell you that?
      what is the savagegay motivation to complain about the rewards of criterion? do you think it's because they lack armors?

  105. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are XIV threads so schizophrenic?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Were in the leadup to a new expac now, this is going to last 7-8 more months before it winds down again.

  106. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it so important for people that everyone in this thread shares their opinion of the game? If someone enjoys/doomposts about it just accept that there will be differing opinions.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you brownoids think you're clever? Your IQ is 85 at most

  107. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want Nanamo to visit my island.

  108. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally got my first win on Fall Guys. The hitboxes during Crystal Courier are atrocious and the easiest way to win the mountain is to not give a frick and just keep moving forward.

  109. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO DON'T TALK ABOUT PEOPLE PARROTING E-CELEB OPINIONS
    >TALK ABOUT THIS TWITTER SCHIZO WITH 3 LIKES INSTEAD BECAUSE LOOK LOOK HE IS RUINING THE GAME ARGHHH WHY DOES HE HAVE 3 LIKES!?!!?!? THE CULT OF 4 PLAYERS IS SOMETHING WORTH TALKING ABOUT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      uh oh trooncer melty

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >STOP TALKING ABOUT US STOP IT STOP IT
      Trancers can't stop catching Ls

  110. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he ate those food

  111. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, that's another one day of content and a 2 month drought after.

  112. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There will be a fall guys plugin by the end of the week

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing everyone will be done playing it by the end of the day.

  113. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >They're moronic boomers who are woefully out of touch with modern day culture
    Why would you want to be in touch with modern day culture?

  114. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick are trancers, I don't know this fricking lore.

  115. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im getting kinda tired of this now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      well it’s the only content for the next 3 months so get used to it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh thank god, no title or anything. I can skip this shit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn’t know

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          about the homosexual gear? zero interest.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            the title is at 100 wins

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              frick yoshit piss.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I crazy or is there only 2 map variation for the first 2 ones, and the same map for the third one?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        SHUT UP TROONCER
        SHUT THE FRICK UP. THE DEVS ARE HARD AT WORK!!!!!!!!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          whoa calm down doomsissy

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you're gonna falseflag, at least try.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        fall guys has that same thing per season

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, there are 5 maps total.

  116. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Black person P ripping off ESO?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you keep posting this when it so clearly outs you as a complete moron? This is by far the worst bait in these threads the apst week. Get better material.

  117. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is so bad to play with friends. The experience would be so much better if we could just get a 1-2 minute summary and be thrown from dungeon to dungeon back to back.
    We dont really want to run around the map doing stuff or reading/watching the story.
    I do enjoy playing solo tho.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it would be better for you to play the msq separate and at your own rythm and just do the sidecontent raids and stuff later together.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea it’s not an mmo

  118. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person P
    Is this the new "yoshitpiss" because his posts were getting too easily recognized and ignored?

  119. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how is Troon Guys?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know ask you're mom

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fun Distraction, but ultimately the typical SE flair of adding something half baked. Game is about what you can expect with the FFXIV netcode issues and Fall guys. Pretty generous on the currency so I was able to grab everything I wanted in 2 hours.

  120. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the zone I want to see post-graphical update.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that one too yes

  121. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  122. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    New thread

    [...]

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this isn't /vg/, homosexual

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be a fricking idiot troony janny

  123. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dctravel to dynamis
    >fallguys is significantly easier

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play on Materia which has basically no community during "off hours" like NA/EU/JP do
      >do Fall Guys at 3am
      >get 1/24 matches and farm wins
      lol
      lmao

  124. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get new hairstyles in this game?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://ffxivcollect.com/hairstyles

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do content that gives you them, or buy em off the marketboard from people who did.

  125. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    New thread

    [...]

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexual makes a second thread and links to it
      I guess you're going for the saturation trolling again after all this time to make jannies insta-sage them.

  126. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He ate your mom.

  127. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the vendor for the new augments

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *