Are you excited for femhroths and the ivalice expansion?
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Will Gabranth return? His plot was the only interesting story in shadowbringers.
>p12p2 is more ivalice wank
>music is mid but gets tiring as a 30s loop and is vastly inferior to door boss
>fight itself is no fun unlike the door boss, ends once you can do caloric 1 consistently
I'm tired of matsuno wank
I am shocked some of these concepts weren't just moved into p12, this is such a terrible fight and was so boring compared to p12. A door boss was not needed last part of the fight is just there, maybe you need some prog but that's about it.
P12S P2 feels like P8S P2 but worse
It's like they just took the same fight idea but made more annoying mechanics for it
Matsuno > any FF writer for the past 10 years
scratch that, over the past 20 years
>FOTM race
>will become a parallel to femroe and be played exclusively by troons
>less than 1% of the playerbase will play it overall after the honeymoon phase at release
>no hats like male hroth and viera
>anyone who does play it will ignore the devs vision and turn it into a crazy modbeast abomination
>other races, the ones people care about, will suffer with no updates
Viera and Hrothgar were mistakes.
They need to actually delete them and work on races people care about and play.
Worst of it all, Viera and Hrotgar are only played by mentally unhinged people, they ramp up the cliquey nature of lalafel and roegadyn players to the max but while being coomers.
Every race/gender combo added after 1.0 was a mistake.
>No male miqo'te
>No female highlanders
>No female roegadyn
>No Au Ra
>No Viera
>No Hrothgar
A beautiful world. A perfect world.
They play au ra, not roe. Roe is all played by futa homosexuals. Fem hroths will be all
>LE DOMMY MOMMY HAHA
>JUST LIKE THE GIANT b***h FROM THAT SHIT RE GAME AMIRITE
why are suncats so perfect
Mooncats have superior genetics
Just look at their eyes
mooncats will bite your dick and sink their fangs into it
yuck no thanks
>Join [Duty completion] party
>Wipe on double meteor
>"Don't worry, this is a begginer group"
I thought duty completion meant you had already practiced all mechanics and were ready to clear.
>still playing tranime garbage in 2000 + 23
EL OH EL
Not really. To be honest Id much rather they spend some time on the jobs, the healers specifically. Most of them are and haven been really dull to play for a long time.
Cleared P10s lads, hoooooly frick
Also why the Ivalice expantion thing? any leaks?
Y
Sex with buns.
God I wish.
Yes please
>thread already infested with /xivg/ rejects
I got banned for 3 days
I'll be back soon enough
That's the main audience of ffxiv. Let no one try to convince you otherwise.
Eh, you get days were you can discuss the game just fine. I'll pass on this thread and let the wannabe-barrys do the needful
>/vg/
My wife, Yugiri Mistwalker.
Hien's cumrag.
>HOLY SMOKES THOSE CHONKER BNUUYS ARE KILLING IT ON THE CLUB FLOOR WOW THIS IS JUST EVERYTHING IT'S JUST LIKE THE CLUBS WE COULDN'T GO TO DURING THE FRICKIN PANDEMIC GENUINELY SO LITERALLY WHOLESOME AND KIND OF A WHOLESOME CHUNGUS MOMENT???
good morning sirs
If they're like that I want to sexo the cat.
Ivalice expansion would also be based but I expect meracydia like everybody
What is this big Ivalice push recently, why are people saying it'll be 7.0?
6.4 gave hints of us going there next.
I haven't finished MSQ, but generally post-expansion arcs set up the expansion after next.
After ARR we got Ala Migho politics.
After HW, we learned about the 1st.
After SB, Xenos came back.
After EW, they talked about dragons and Meracydia.
Ok, and what was hinted in ShB post?
Tiamat going home to Meracydia
6.4 was supposed to have a "big hint" as to where 7.0 was gonna take place and we got three things to go off.
>Krile got a letter, but the decoration in it is vague enough that nobody can guess exactly what it's showing except that it's some winged creature (maybe).
>Urianger and Thancred talk about getting invited to an expedition somewhere by someone who is gathering archons (theory that someone is just secretly gathering the Scions seems feasible).
>Erenville said he's going home in a pretty ominous tone. Nobody would give an iota of a frick that he's going home unless it meant something for the plot. Vieras in theory live mostly in Ivalice. Basically only actual clue for the location.
What if its all three and its just different parts of the expansion/patch content
>expansion split three ways
Disaster incoming
Then tremble.
I really hope not, I'm tired of expansions that take place in wildly different places, what happened to the HW model of actually fleshing out one region in depth? Frick, if they start throwing regions at that pace, where are we even going to be in two or three expansions?
that only partially worked in EW because the lore of sharlayan, thavnair and garlemald was already in place, and even then, the garlemald part of it is awfully botched.
previously, the split also damaged sb story
imagine then having a 3 way split of zones we know nothing about, or at best very little, it would stink major ass
Sharlayan and Thavnair were also botched. Secret NWO society and apex curryjews into yet more wholesomearino besties. How the frick are they supposed to keep making more expansions when everywhere we go everyone is just so goddamn nice?
WoL is a friendship avalanche, he's gained way too much momentum to be stopped now
6.4 was supposed to give us a hint but it only dropped a letter on us, which is far FAR less than previous .4 patches have given us. We also have to take into account that this time around with the new patch setup they could have been teasing things from 6.1 onwards and haven't.
It's going to be very jarring having 0 info on 7.0 and seeing the trailer at fanfest in a month.
Yeah, honestly there's fricking nothing to go on right now. They just told us at the start that this was going to be about the Void and it'd somehow lead into whatever happens next without being the Void itself, but so far it's literally just been the Void.
Also I've noticed that these patches have included the Eorzean city states less than ever before. I don't know if it's merely because they put all their content in the role quests and the variant dungeon so they couldn't use them too easily for the MSQ but it feels wierd, like they're no longer part of the story.
The void is the weirdest part of it all simply because it seems like a dead end, it can't be fixed and visually it wouldn't make a good setting for a full expansion so it's not like all of this is leading us into an expansion that takes place within the void.
>it can't be fixed
I mean, maybe it can, but we're not going to figure it out in one remaining patch. If it does happen, I'm going to call bullshit. Y'shtola is good, but she's not "Solve a problem that Emet-Selch, Elidibus and Lahabrea didn't manage to even begin to address in 10k years" good. This plotline is either ending with us killing Zeromus/Durante and just leaving healing the 13th as a future project or Durante actually succeeding and rejoining it as a big "Oh frick" moment to kickstart the new storyline in the same style as the Seventh Calamity did.
Yshtolas schemes failing and blowing up in her face is the only hope that cardboard b***h ever has of getting any sort of meaningful development so that of course means it won't happen.
The Ea warning her that when you investigate too much you end up finding shit you didn't want to did pretty much set it up.
The WoL and his allies can't suffer serious consequences anymore. You're going to see Zeromus slain and the Void healed off-screen by Ryne and Gaia.
Its going to be Ilsabard. The new city will be Corvos and the Viera village will be the small endgame hub. Golbez succeeds and dumps void jizz all over the continent and tells the wol to clean it up. The conflict the archons were supposed to deal with is former imperial territories fighting with each other now that Garlemald is gone. You'll meet Graha's relatives and Urianger will side with the 'bad guy' faction for reasons. My uncle works at squeenix.
>Urianger will side with the 'bad guy' faction for reasons
>WoL becomes a Ganker Jannie
Pls no
>Erenville
Unfortunately this makes the most sense given everything else is so vague they wouldn't make a big deal about it.
>He's a Rava, not a Veena, so if he meant the jungle he can't just return whenever pleases or he'll be killed on sight (and so will we if we show up there), and especially not to breed like morons here like to claim
>Dalmasca/Ivalice have confirmed viera populations, implied to be Rava by proximity
>Even if Erenville is, against all odds, referring to the jungle and something worth risking life and limb for is going on down there, that's still as mentioned dangerously close to Ivalice/a location we walked through in Orbonne Monastery
It was fun at first but now I'm so tired
the new island sanctuary quest mentioned meracydia, my bet is on that
>tard in troonflag color glam pulls early when the healer isn't around
>deliberately wait since i don't let DPS control the pace of my dungeons
>let him die
>he disconnects
In my experience it's always gay hroth/catboys and roe trannies that lag behind and single pull
It's been this way with no exception for 8 years or more.
>Muh ancients weren't gonna sacrifice people as the Third Sacrifice, just plants animals goy
From Ere Our Curtain Falls: https://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/tales_from_the_shadows/sidestory_07/
>'The people were divided, unable to decide what to do with the future that now stretched out before them. Many wished to trade the new life which had sprung forth to reclaim those lost in sacrifice to Zodiark. No small number, however, insisted that the fate of our world should be entrusted to those selfsame freshly minted souls. All were at our wits' end.
At once, we saw it, shimmering. It poured out of Zodiark's breast, and resolved into the shape of a man. As he looked us over─mouths agape, no doubt─he gave what passed for an earnest smile.
>"Fear...not... You will make...the right choice. And I will see it through."'
Trancers literally, forever, eternally BTFO'd. They were gonna sacrifice people, making lesser people but still people nonetheless and a large sum of Ancients (not just Venat) had took ethical issue with this (same people who btw had no issue with the first two sacrifices which were their own kind) and opposed the Convocation, which is in large part why Venat chose to Sunder the world. She, and her followers, wanted to entrust the future of the world to the new people's that had been born and did not believe it was morally justifiable to genocide them to bring back those who were already dead. That and of course because she knew her people were doomed and it was only the sundered who stood a chance to stop Meteion. So she commited Involuntary Mitosis upon all life in the world. The sundering didn't kill anyone, thereby it wasn't genocide before you go "MUH SUNDERING WAS GENOCIDE TOO"
There you go. Shut the frick up.
Nobody cares, link to your writeup and frick off.
>Shut the frick up.
You were the first person in this thread who said anything at all about the asseeyuhns and zodiark.
>"Modesty forbids us to say so, but there are times when we think pretty well of ourselves. And yet, if we examine it more closely, our enthusiasm turns out to be all a sham. We don't want to conquer the cosmos, we simply want to extend the boundaries of Earth to the frontiers of the cosmos. For us, such and such a planet is as arid as the Sahara, another as frozen as the North Pole, yet another as lush as the Amazon basin.
>We are humanitarian and chivalrous; we don't want to enslave other races, we simply want to bequeath them our values and take over their heritage in exchange. We think of ourselves as the Knights of the Holy Contact. This is another lie. We are only seeking Man.
>We have no need of other worlds. A single world, our own, suffices us; but we can't accept it for what it is.
>We are searching for an ideal image of our own world: we go in quest of a planet, a civilization superior to our own but developed on the basis of a prototype of our primeval past. At the same time, there is something inside us which we don't like to face up to, from which we try to protect ourselves, but which nevertheless remains, since we don't leave Earth in a state of primal innocence. We arrive here as we are in reality, and when the page is turned and that reality is revealed to us - that part of our reality which we would prefer to pass over in silence - then we don't like it anymore.
there's a reason why human civilizations that put human lives on a higher value than animal/dog/pet lives were more successful
venat wants humans to be the equivalent of the navi in avatar or the Black folk in africa: content with just being mediocre
no thanks
Nobody cares. Frick off.
>Zodiark Trancer outs himself as a poltard again
Every time. Also I litearlly just said and explained in no unclear temrs that they weren't animals but actual people. Unless your problem is that they were subhumans in your opinion and thereby deserved to die on behalf of le master race Ancients, people or no.
Nobody cares. Frick off.
>mommygay is a seething leftist
its... not da void expansion?
There was never going to be a void expansion. The void is just a bunch of empty floating platforms in the darkness, how the frick were they gonna make a whole ass expansion with just that? We've already seen every kind of landscape there is to be seen there.
never was, idk hwo people got dellusional over this when they made the void a post patch storyline to begin with
Ultima is ayy
ancients tried to harness her power
ancients got corrupted by ultima
heart of sabik is literally an auracite from ultima that lahabrea hid in his butt before the final days
ultima the high seraph is older than ancients
>Thought they'd give up on the Jenova plot given Garlemald is gone
>Ultima is going to be Jenova
neat
i wanna poison this thing with every pesticide imaginable it's so fricking ugly
yeah i don't care. if some Black person femra early pulls i'm letting it die. i don't consider you a person.
>heh...I'm petty in MMO dungeons
>yeah, I consider myself sorta based for wasting people's time...
>no I don't have friends, a job or a family....why do you ask?
>What do you mean I'm acting like a troony homosexual?
not reading this lol
lmao powerless failures malding
do your job next time
>vote dismisses you with my premade
being kicked means no penalty
thank you troonie
>Early pullers are wojaktards
Slow and steady wins the race.
dont care if your butt friend is watching a cut scene
i will pull and self heal as fast as I can
its your problem for not using duty support
>taller miqote women with roegadyn female bodies
calling it
also male viera were a massive success
>taller miqote women with viera female bodies
fixed
They gave Misija a Viera body kek
Vera females already have modified Elezen bodies. Female Hrothgar need to be more masculine since they forced the males to literally stand like savages
troony erp game for troony erp
TRANSman
>more ivalice wank
Please no
>ivalice
Please no. Everything involved with it is terrible.
why yes i play ffxiv because it's a good game
>Xeno is flailing like a giant crybaby because his streaming ~~*career*~~ is about to come to an end by someone who has receipts on him.
I cannot wait for this shitshow to get rolling.
what receipt would anyone have that he didnt gave for free already?
if its wiener pics, pls anon for all that is holy don't share those here never.
schizo moment
How is commenting on what's going on a "Schizo" moment? Or did you get lost on your way to shitpostxiv to "shitpost"
i was hoping you'd explain yourself, schizo
The tl;dr is Xeno is being a hypocritical crybaby because someone made a commentary video about some of the things he's done and said (with proof.) He cried the channel was harassing him which is ironic considering Xeno's entire thing is him RPing as a masculine man who throws punches at dorks who don't punchback, but this someone punched back hard at him with receipts of shit he's done in secret. Xeno didn't like this so got his army of mentally unwell adults to mass report the video for "bullying" when it was simply as I said, a commentary video. Xeno is going all out to stop this person from exposing him for being the human trash he is (which anyone with two brain cells know how much of a loser he is.) But it's already back firing because all he's doing is giving the channel views, likes and subscribers. Soon, a video will drop and watching Xeno have a meltdown will be more entertaining then all of post 6.0 content.
is this related or unrelated to the pyro stuff?
Some of it is related to Pyro but it's mostly all about Xenos himself. The person who made the channel pointed out how Xenos made fun of Pyro for trying to copyright claim his videos but Xenos is doing the exact same thing to the channel that made the video on him (and makes fun of other FFXIV losers, it's a great channel tbh.) The channel creator pointed out how Pyro has mental issues but Xeno continues to bash Pyro to get more reactions on him and hopes he gets more unwell for clicks/views. Oh also, Xeno doesn't talk about his single mother but she's a crack addict.
ok, so ur clearly the unnamed youtube channel. i asked for receipts tho
Hello! Did you get lost on your way to your favorite XIV streamer that continues to milk you? Anyway, someone posted it since I didn't remember the channel, it's here:
Go suck some more FFXIV streamer dick and throw the word incel or schizo around some more.
why would i trust some random schizos on 4chinz
>The channel creator pointed out how Pyro has mental issues but Xeno continues to bash Pyro to get more reactions on him and hopes he gets more unwell
BASED XENOS
pyro deserves the rope and should stop hiding behind fake mental illness
>BASED XENOS
You mean a giant tender pussy who gets upset when someone makes a video about him? rofl
don't frick your fans and don't ever take dick pics
how do people keep fricking this up?
what's the dick pics supposed to prove
that's like accusing someone on the internet of pedophilia
...you couldn't make up something even slightly more original?
>have dick pics of e celeb
>claims online rape
>low hanging fruit media and clout chasers make a barrage of videos
>e celeb in question gets cancelled and have all partnerships ditch him
>eventually the accuser is sued and proven false
>e celeb never recovers
come on anon, we've seen this a dozen times already, all you need to destroy a man's life online is a dicc pic
maybe if you're a cuck like pyro
don't own to it
don't apologize
keep streaming
people forget about it in a week
ez pz
apologize
pyro did nothing wrong
I'm just commenting on previous posts
The original Anon is probably schizo rambling.
At least link the guy's channel
https://www.youtube.com/@Desolance
This is literally the best FF14 content creator, and I'm 100% serious.
How likely is it that this homosexual is using Ganker to self promote right now?
QRD?
>ecelebshit
Why are these homosexuals tolerated here?
Bro you're posting on Ganker 90% of the threads here are eceleb and twitter shit.
I don't care about those shitty threads.
>fanfest 7.0 trailer next month
>shows world map
>the cloud slowly disapear to reveal the completed Isebard and Near East regions
>shows scenes of garlemald and dalmasca rebuilding
>zooms out back to the map
>map rotates south towards mercydia
>zooms into Tiamat meeting up with some dragons
>theres void taint everywhere
>zoom out again
>map rotates wildly
>stops in some unkown area
>zooms into some aztech/zonai looking civilization with Urianger, Thancred, and Erenville walking through some jungle and stumbling into some ancient high-magic ruins that begin to activate
>zooms out again
>ominous phrases
>2024
I equip the Soul of the Uninstall Wizard.
7.0 will be Heavensward 2.0
>Going to Meracydia, home of the dragons
>Warring triad lore
>journey with small party, new or returning characters
noticing an unsettling trend of femra players being the absolute most obnoxious, least cooperative people in any party i'm in. they're second only to femroe.
Femroe followed by femra have the highest amount of troony players in the game
That should explain what you're experiencing
This poster is a lala
I mean like the other anon said a lot of them are queer trannies should explain their behavior
Lalafell males are usually cool people not the girls though
I just can't wait for femhroths because they will be cute and will make the following cry
Gay furries
People who think they will look ugly like roes and want them to be ugly for laughs
People who just hate them because they are "furry"
All these trannies who play shit like femroes thinking they will get yet another butch race and begging square on twitter
Lmao at you all homosexuals thinking they will make their last race ugly LOOOOL screencap this because I will camp every xiv thread during the fanfest and I WILL LAUGH AT YOU ALL
Why do FFXIV players tend to engage in cult behavior?
Kind of insane how the forums have shit like this
https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/385999-Female-Hrothgar-as-a-playable-race.-Show-your-support%21/page439
with nothing but outright zealous behavior from the people engaging on it, you even have motherfrickers already planning to create their cliques and all.
Impregnating Lalafellin harlots
>/vg/
janny aplications are closed, janny wannabe sperg
>We're gonna have femhroth mod beast posters here spamming their ugly creaturas and saying "actually they look very beautiful, this community only cared about generic women"
another log to the fire
they'll be so fricking annoying man
Too late, there's already mods to convert catgirls and femroes into femhroths.
>Xeno is telling people to flag a channel exposing him for "stealing other people's content without permission
>Meanwhile Xeno, like all reactors, literally steals other people's content without permisison.
Is there not a single person who doesn't notice the extreme hypocrisy here?
receipts?
Why should I give any frick as to what that moron and his ilk get up to?
Sorry anon, the Xeno army and other FFXIV streamres are in this thread and will call you schizo, incel, mass shooter and any other unoriginal insults as they spend money and post 300 message a day in a streamer's discord to be their "Friend."
/incel/ - Internet Celebrities when?
Y'all incels are mad about FemHroth queens serving c**t 24/7 like there's no tomorrow lmao, it's going to be glorious.
It's going to be dreadful. I fear the future.
>ya'll incels
WAAAAH SUSAN HELP THIS GUY IS DOING EVERYTHING I DO BUT IT'S BAD WHEN HE DOES IT SUSAN HALP ME HALLLLLP
The replies are literal bots outside of the few who call him out, which he promptly blocks them right away. Dude is no different than pyromancer, lmao.
>no dont steal my content wahhhhh
>40 min reacts that are literally stealing other's content
baldie is a gay
It gets even better, he had someone make a throwaway account to try and make that guy look terrible by purposely taking things out of context on shitpostxiv of all fricking places. Xeno is desperate and knows he's gonna lose.
>ecleb drama
>forced race war posting
>Trancers
>anti Trancers
>Lala avatarfad
Not sure who's the biggest cancer to these threads
Believe it or not, there used to be a time during stormblood and shadowbringers when the Ganker threads were miles better in quality than the /vg/ thread, now Ganker threads are miles cancerous than the general thanks to all of what you highlighted, and it all started with the lala vg rejects.
Can one be more cancerous than the other when it's largely tne same people
>Ganker threads are miles cancerous than the general
troony hands made this post
for every 3 offtopic posts here you get 1 about the game
In vg it is for every 50, I have see threads going in entirely without discussing the game just the avatargays and their drama
Go back
>Reddit spacing homosexual telling me to go back
100% sure you are one of those lala ebin rejects, probably that one troony who believes everyone is cumming buckets to his stupid portraits
>redditspacing
Way to out yourself lmao
Go back schizo
Either the janny who often deletes the thread when it's actually nice and ontopic or the dedicated shitposters who literally live in the catalogue mashing F5 to find these threads for no reason other than shitting them up.
Reminder that the reason Zepla sits in the FFXIV category despite never actually playing the game (just logged in sitting in Sharlayan while she steals other people's content for 5 hours) is because she knows that if she goes to Just Chatting where she belongs she will be near the bottom of the category with her viewcount but in the FF category she's always ta the top, fricking over other FF streamers in the category who actually play the game.
She's just copying the asmongold way of streaming to the letter, it's insane how she began to behave like a female copy of him ever since she interacted with the dude on his brief time playing XIV.
Now she's even trying to be equally as bald as him.
Shut the frick up
How would RPR work if the 13th ever got fixed?
>Huh, curious, every voidsent that was bound to a RPR when the healing/rejoining happened took refuge in their host's soul. Guess they're gonna stick around until they finally decide to let go or the host dies.
Solved.
Either your avatar doesn't get fixed by happenstance, doesn't get fixed because he's cool with being a voidsent, or it just doesn't get brought up
It'll be like the First where they'll say the land is healing but never actually show any meaningful progress onscreen
>Eventually they do the First time disparity timeskip thing.
>But the Empty and the wall of light look the exact same.
>"Yeah I guess it's gonna take even longer than we though..."
Most of the void is still fricked just like the 1st. Your avatar is from there.
They'd probably start channeling something else assuming voidsend even go poof. So far it takes a lot of work to unvoidsend someone.
It'll be like what happened to Death Knights after WOTLK
'fixed' wouldn't the voidsent go away, just that the star and its lifestream are corrected and stabilized allowing the cycle of death and rebirth to continue once again. the planet will return, but life would have to rebuild everything that was lost basically from scratch outside of what the voidsent that are left can remember and manage to work together. this isn;t factoring in what golbez has planned with zeromus if that ever comes to some kind of fruition.
MUH ASSEEYUHNS MUH ROTADOR VENAT HYADAIN COULD HAVE BEEN A MOTHER TO ME
shut the frick up jesus
holy frick hyadain song is in this game
i hope they're paying in royalties
They hired him to do it.
Yes and Yes
Also the FFT remake as a cherry on top.
2024 is gonna be awesome
Y'all can say what you want about Pyro but at least he still streams. The guy had 5k+ viewers average at his peak. He now struggles to break 200, and is sub 100 any non-FF game. And yet.....he still manages to stream every weak. he still manages to find it in himself to turn on stream despite his brutal fall from grace.
If Asmongold ever went down to say, 1k viewer,s he would stop streaming for good. The guy is already melting because streams and his youtube videos are getting less and less views nowadays, but still getting a lot. Call Pyro a narcissist all you like, but a real narcissist would've stopped streaming a long time ago if they saw their viewcount fall into oblivion as badly as Pyro's did out of shame alone.
an absolute mystery to me how a guy as gay and moronic as that ever made it past 100 viewers in the first place
FF stream viewership is almost exclusively built around MSQ tourism. No one wants to watch a stream of somebody running daily roulettees or crafting potions for raid or whatever frick mundane shit you do most days in this game, they want to watch people react to the main story and that's about it. FFXIV is an awful game to build a streaming career around because the shelf life is atrocious.
what you talking about?
everyone loves mr john doe streaming savage 7 days a week
riveting gameplay
I streamed 6.4 day one on my channel and yeah, it was my lowest CCV count I've seen that day
He used to be the lore go-to guy for WoW, a lot of morons followed that piece of shit lore like gospel because they were unable to keep track of the million books you needed to buy in order to be up to date with it, which Pyro absolutely did.
We all know that if Xeems ever fell to -200 viewers he'd have a meltdown and ragequit streaming.
Also where did Pic related go?
Is he still "dating" Mia Malkova?
>that video of her and Belle, but Mia never takes Belle's boyfriend's dick
Disappointing.
To be honest Asmongold fall is being slow and insidious, dude used to rack in 200k people per stream, now he barely gets 20-15, even Tyler1 gets more viewers than himself and Tyler does nothing but playing asshomosexuals all day while talking nonsense due to his severe moronation.
>Be Asmongold
>Be caught lying about your best friend Cody being arrested for stealing when he actually got arrested for beating his girlfriend near to death, and try in vain to cover it up, evne banning people who mention it anywhere in your chat or subreddit and still fail in this endeavor as it's now public knowledge
>DarkViperAU makes a nearly-1million view video completely exposing you and your reaction content empire as literal theft that intentionally harms the original creator to siphon potential views to yourself and dominate the search algorithim., making your channel grow at the expense of the original craetor you're stealing from. Unironically btfo'd reactors with facts and logic, so badly you won't even react to the DarkViper's video to this day because you have literally no counter-argument. People arel ess inclined to watch reaction videos now and many big creators on Asmon's level even openly side with DarkViper (who's big himself) on this issue
>Bait and Switch your entire FF audience by lying to them about playing the game on your flop of a comeback that saw you get below your average viewcount. Over 50% of your subs (who were all apparently FF viewers) unsub the following day, never to return
>Say on stream that you have no empathy for dogs unironically.
>Mock a victim of a natural disaster and tell him to go frick himself for having issue with your unempathetic take on his and his community's situation, literally telling them to "just abandon literally everything and move dumbass lol lmao". Literally Ben Shapiro argument
>Completely abandon your whole "i'm not a corporate shill I tell it like it is, frick Blizzard!" persona to go full shill-mode for Blizzard as Dragonflight nears release, try and fail to gaslgiht your viewers into thinking Dragonflight would be good
And many other such instances have ensured the slow degradation of his vewcount. He really did it to himself in the end.
>literal theft
lol
Where do you think you are
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FFXIV is a shit game now, what did you expect?
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I see trance sissies are still angry
I literally do not know what any of this stuff means but Endwalker is the worst expansion.
You can trance
But you can't hide
Keep seething
You can sneed but you can't feed keep seeding
>/mmog/ that he turned into his personal toilet is dead
>/xivg/ troons immediately forgot about him
>even Ganker is fed up with him
I anticipate what the next year of nocontent will look like for you.
You're the only moron who cares about this shit. Frick off.
I don't know shit about this game but what is it about femhroths makes people seethe?
>streamer drama
who knew these threads could get worse
>Wake up
>See this
wat do
Genuflect.
shoot her
Stare deeply into eyes because that's a very pretty blue.
kill because its yet another boring female character and doesnt even have the looks to compensate
I will say hello to my wife and make another baby with her for her to manipulate
https://twitter.com/play_pso2/status/1667586441982124033
Guys PSO is making fun of us....
Absolutely everyone makes fun of that group
i don't get it
I can't take it anymore
Thank the Kami you are here, Warrior of Light. We need your help to repopulate Doma. Are you up to the task?
Alright I'm ready. Where's Suzaku?
she's already in your house
>knew what it was before hovering the embed
>When you accidentaly slip the fact that technically, through a purely soul standpoint, technically just a footprint, you are Tenzen within Suzaku's earshot.
>comments are turned off
Coward
Warrior of Light, you... you wouldn't frick a bird, would you?
We shall see what happens. I'm more in it for the shitpost potential. If they turn iut half assed then I'll be disheartened. If not then I'll be chuggin' a fantasia once they drop.
She belongs to Tenzen so nah. Although, given how oblivious the WoL can be it be inferred that Tenzen was the same with her.
>lizards
WoL would rather be a loner
P11s is so fun but holy shit they didn't think about the MDPS during this fight at all. 2 true north's aint enough here.
>one fight in the past 4 years doesn't allow 100% positional uptime
>mindbreaks melee players
You shouldnt be forced to lose postionals either. True north cannot cover every single mech and its fun to try and find the parts its best used to optimize.
Don't worry bro. They're removing positionals in 7.0 so you don't have to worry about that any more.
homie you're lucky you're allowed to hit the boss at all, if this were stormblood or even early shadowbringers his radius would be half its size
>oh no i'm going to use 20 potency
100* ontop of the consistent lost of potency that adds up over the fight.
sex with cat strippers
>play without sound
>rotation is all fricked
is needing audio cues to execute your rotation normal
Yeah, I listen to my attacks and can tell when one isn't comboed.
Honestly glad shadow fang is gone after they ruined it, it kept playing the broken combo sound effect, I hated it.
What ilvl do you need for the new savages?
630
Augmented Lunar Envoy set will get you in.
Ok cool I just hit 633 this week.
Good luck
https://files.catbox.moe/95jfxq.png
holy moly those ground textures
7.0 trust the plan
I hecking love white mages that refuse to heal and parse gray anyway.
Never played the game, but I've seen some stuff here and there. I thought Ivalice was already a thing in FF14?
There's a raid series set there and a sequel set in a neighboring country where you battle Gabranth's soldiers, but it's not the full focus of an expansion.
Its a region of the world players haven't been able to explore fully like other continents we've been to. We only pop into it for specific instances.
>g-warrior does the zz pose
>g-savior isn't a beat up g-warrior with a hodgepodge of different gear from the defeated weapons
Forever salty. At least Terncliff is a cool place.
>Elidibus again being kino
He is probably my favorite character
>Elidibus gets reincarnated
Wait, as multiple souls or just one? Do we have shards of him on the first, source, etc?
He was never sundered, so one very powerful soul on the source.
He's unsundered, so just the one soul.
Elidubs should be sundered since he's the heart of Zodiark
He left the main body to regain the form of Elidibus before Hydaelyn sundered Zodiark.
He wasn't reincarnated.
The only time I've ever felt happiness in Endwalker was fighting Venat and Themis. Fricking love his combat form. And that Ahk Morn type attack that's just Zodiark's but with half the circles being golden nearly gave me a boner.
his swap buster Dike (pronounced something like dee-keh or Nike) is the greek goddess of justice
Zodiark's fist slams are named Adikia, the greek goddess of injustice
Unf
Idk dawg, she's a femhroth so all i feel is fluff
yeah but dike is one letter away from dyke
and styx is just a bundle of sticks
therecs a reason they translated it into that
bump
what happened in ramza's storyline again
shit was so boring I forgot everything about him
I guess I need to get a refresher for when he inevitably comes into the 7.0 msq
also is it just me or ramza and themis is using the same model?
He saved the world and vanished
his reincarnation or something with the redhead sister still lives on the ship right?
You're his reincarnation.
oh its like the tenzen thing, gotcha
So our WoL is related to
Azem
Original WoL in FF1 amano armor
Ramza
Tenzen
Right? Or is there more that I missed
How could you even forget /ourboy/?
oh shit yeah
and Golbez will be too
OG!Golbez to be specific
Not Durante/Dante pretending to be him
I've seen people say that the DRG quests suggest that Haldrath (the first azure dragoon and son of King Thordan) is also an Azem incarnation but personally I don't remember
ARE THERE ANY OTHER AZEMS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT???
There's nothing confirming him as such, I personally think it's not likely because Haldrath did succumb to Nidhogg's influence and was tucked away in his tomb with one of the eyes. Haldrath did have some serious chops on him though to fight Nidhogg, take both his eyes, and be the Azure Dragoon for as long as he was, though.
Fun fact is his armor was purple in 1.X, black (undyed) in 2.X, then steel colored in 3.X.
not actually blood related or incarnated
we are 1/14th of azem's soul
FF1 WoL is not canon in XIV
Ultima probably saw the same as Suzaku, we share the same blessing as Tenzen and Ramza, the blessing of light
9/14ths
well, now
but i mean originally
I like to speculate who's our 13th reflection.
I still believe it was Zero's mom.
the original ff1 amano armor guy WAS Azem, you accidentally summoned elidibus to the Crystarium and had that echo vision, he was looking at Azem who was his adventuring outfit going off to save the world while the rest of the ancients bickered about zodiark and the final days aftermath
That was a sundered Azem, he said so in that very cutscene.
>Sundered though you were, you fought for the world's salvation.
Elidibus was fricked at that point because he was being starved of his worship after the sundering. Which is why he latched onto the WoL myth inspired by the FF1 Azem shard instead.
yknow thats a good point actually
she sees it in you, his blood...
"Our" Ramza has nothing to do with the original one, his dad"s just a weeb.
That Ramza is the descendant of Alma and Orran Durai. While fighting (You) Ultima realizes that she can see her "vanquisher in times long past". So you might be Ramza's incarnation. But now we know Ultima was in the unsundered world and had been sealed somewhere else from which place Ajora called her. So she may have meant Azem.
>Warrior of Light named Ajora is fighting the Holy Ydoran Empire
>resorts to summoning Ultima to kill them
>Ramza and friends have to stop Ultima in turn
>Ramza uses his soul to hold Ultima, Agrias, Cid, and Mustadio turn themselves into Lucavi to guard the seal
>he asks Delita ahead of time to wipe him from history so nobody comes looking
I'm excited to know more about the Last Azem. Even if it's just more dumb shenanigans I want to know more. Specifically about their whereabouts during the Final Days.
bump
>your sleep paralysis demon takes the form off your xiv character
>they sit on top of you and grin
dog you get horny or scared?
>Eyebrowless highlander with war paint.
I'd shit my pants.
my what now
>Goofy hrothgar dude
Laugh with him and suffocate due to his weight I guess
Semi-related but how did the sabik stone end up in the ultima weapon?
Did Lahabrea just give it to the allagans for the lulz? Also since the weapons can cast Optimized Ultima, does that mean we actually "solved" it or should I stop thinking about it?
Lahabrea gave it to Gaius after he dug up the Ultima Weapon.
For the lulz. The Weapons being able to cast Ultima is just a leftover from the Garlean expansion. Don't think about it unless you wanna become a Garleaboo.
>Did Lahabrea just give it to the allagans for the lulz?
yeah he had no idea what it was, just that it was a battery
>Also since the weapons can cast Optimized Ultima, does that mean we actually "solved" it
it's optimized in that it doesn't kill you (at 90, it probably dealt more raw damage than the ultima at level 50 during shb) but it also doesn't need an ancent relic to power every cast
How long does it take to complete a ShB relic now?
nobody knows
Actually didn't someone say that the weapons run on auracite? Or am I thinking of the data logs in garlean armor that work like job stones?
the Weapon computers scan the auracite which has been infused somehow with garlean warriors' memories to provide combat support to the pilots
...I guess that makes sense with how Nael was able to come back and why we got that Werlyt backdrop in the Enetald Weapon fight
It's a 'synthetic auractie system'. It uses the soul of the pilot to mimic the abilities of auracite, which is how you get stuff like Ruby's battlefield turning into an illusion of the Calamity or Emerald summoning the Werlyt battlefield. The soul crystals were used for gathering the memories that the auracite system draws on.
>ivalice expansion
>1 (one) new job
>1 new dungeon every 3 patches
>a new alliance raid
>a new high end raid
>some new zones that you will visit during the MSQ and never again
>more fricking tomestones
>another poorly executed, unrewarding and ultimately irrelevant attempt at "side content"
>some pointless pvp bullshit in a game where noone plays pvp
Did you rike it? Prease rook forward to it.
>1 (one) new job
Pls no
We have enough jobs
Just improve the current ones, it's fine, we are good on jobs
>Just improve the current ones
No. Everything will be further dumbed down and any abilities with actual flavor will be removed so the raiders can jerk off to their parse better.
>Everything will be further dumbed down
Joke's on you
I am a SMN main and greatly enjoy being able to do 100 parses AND raidlead AND do chess puzzles on another monitor
Bring it the frick on
we need a caster, they ruined both RDM and SMN
just did o12n for the first time
thought the split thing was just a mandatory invul phase and spent like 30 seconds not doing anything
lel
>bored
>joined disc for fc meeting
>fc leader is a black man with white female officers
I don't think how I should feel about this.
Was it a video chat?
No
I know exactly how to feel about anon fabricating race-bait stories to generate outrage so he can obtain the (You)s he so desperately craves, though.
I joined a random FC once and they asked me to join a welcome call in discord since I was new, and I was expecting a bunch of fricking troons since everyone always talks about discord troons, but it was just a bunch of normal-sounding guys bantering and everything
/v/? lied???? talked out its ass??? exaggerated, even???
I'm looking forward to adventuring with Hanwiener.
Will we see them July? No, they'll probably keep them until the EU fanfest.
EU fanfest is my expectation. We'll get a cheeky hint either for female hrothgar or a new job with a shirt. The preview will be initial trailer teaser, 1-2 zone screenshots, probably 1 job (I think SHB and SB had a job previewed first reveal).
yeah first reveal had gunbreaker iirc
First Shadowbringer reveal was Gunbreaker and first Endwalker reveal was Reaper, we'll see the first new job at the time you specify if tradition holds
Sage was revealed before reaper.
Not in my reality
Yeah else the first fanfest would be bare bones as shit. I always remember the first being a bit light on details anyway since it's a small trailer but it has to have some kind of meaty thing be it a race or a job.
I still need to fricking do the MSQ and raids I've just been utterly lethargic with the game. Little foolish I spoiled myself on sabik and ultima here but I had already heard ayylmaos were hinted at. I much appreciate that they're going to be esoteric fantasy ayys rather than ufo robot aliens relating to Omega's shit.
Well, presumably.
>many decent fan concepts
>it ends up being one of XIV's biggest disappointment
my expectations are pretty low
>Viera gnb go balls to the fricking wall
>Never spend any CD
I fricking despise viera Black folk holy frick
>Au ra used to be seen as the worst tank players
>completely overshadowed by how bad Vierashits are
how bad can it get if they add new races?
thumbnail looks like she's wearing black leggings with her legs spread open
Next job for 7.0 will be a tank.
need me a big mace dps
it's gonna be a caster and a scouting dps
The only way there would be a new tank is if they did 3 jobs instead of 2, but there's 0% chance that happens.
Its all but guaranteed to be either Golbez or Zero herself.
9999999% golbez, who in xiv was a mute and even did the fricking nod
>Its all but guaranteed to be either Golbez or Zero herself.
I probably missed the hints. Zero might be to obvious due the Zenos' connection and Golbez seems like just a very angry dude that became a voidsent
>Golbez seems like just a very angry dude that became a voidsent
Goblez is long dead. His grave was on the moon and Zero dropped his crystal into Zeromus. The person wearing the Golbez armor is his friend Durante.
Golbez, Durante. I use those interchangeably. Neither of those are Azem's 13th shard, in my opinion. That shard is on the lifestream. Or maybe Unukalhai?
Unukalhai is Taynor's shard
That's a huge leap
and durante seems like, given the whole zenos and friend thing going on post patches with zero, probably is the 13th shard of Zenos
>A shard of Zenos not having a fight boner, and in fact is trying to save his star
hmmm
t b f the fight boner was because he was so absurdly strong he only felt alive when he was nearly killed by an instructor and killed him in turn. plus, having a potential fight buddy probably made him chiller, durante that is
If you read his short story it mentions how as a child he was enamored with epic poems and tales of heroism. He just never had that as an option because of the life he was born into. Being a villain was the only way he could be part of an adventure like that.
Yeah, but not every source human is a sundered ancient. Maybe he was just dreaming about Amaurot due his fake echo given by Krile
FF12 kino incoming
We are long due for a caster.
What recurring jobs are we missing?
Pirate can be a scouting dps, Geomancer caster or healer (AST quests really hints it's healer), beastmaster/puppetmaster, and MAYBE rune knight?
Everything else can be seen as part of what we already have
Blitzer is coming brudda
I dont play homosexual games with homosexual child molesters/groomers published by people who hate me and want me dead.
Are you the cuck homosexual who does?
>monitors 2.54
why do you use a pozzed homosexual monitor?
you should go back while you're at it, homosexual
pretty gay shit ngl
>all of that fricking gachashit
>playing with some people
>they start talking about rolling in gacha and wasting money like it's normal
What's a good server to roll an alt on, I'm kinda burned out of my main.
Balmun
>Crystal
/vg/s central
>Aether
streamergay central
>anywhere else
They are better options at this point even with lag
>anywhere else
>They are better options at this point
Primal has Hispanic monkeys, Dynamis is dead until next expac, Light/Chaos have Germans and French and you're forced into Germany's much stricter foul-language laws, SEA may as well not exist, and joining the JP datacenters is a shamefur dispray of brazen weebery for no tangible benefit since you'll just gravitate towards the English speakers anyways
I know of those issues but these are still smaller compared to EU's
i like primal, but i don't mind spics. My fc is full of a bunch of fartin mexicants, they are pretty funny to run maps while everyone gets drunk. Wouldn't recommend bringing them for anything more difficult than that.
I have not seen a single person speaking spanish or any south american language on primal since I started playing in 3.1
you people are actively looking for this shit, I swear
balmung is the best
>shitpost in shout chat
>only server with actual communication happening in a public channel regularly
>playing at a mid level in aether/primal makes you a god in crystal
>communication comprises of modbeast talk, RPing or something you'd see on any major social platform, so basically Aether but worse
I wished you were right but there isnt that much difference between Crystal and Aether in that regard
>ivalice expansion
wat? wheres this coming from?
My ass.
nice ass anon
It was revealed to me in an echo
Is rdm really that weak?
it looks fun
red mage is fine, especially in light of its ability to mass-resurrect
>red mage is fine, [only] in light of its ability to mass-resurrect
fixed that for you. If RDM isn't resurrecting, they are getting replaced by a real dps class.
nah homie either you keep my slightly sub-optimal ass in and clear or you get to find another slack-jaw to train up and fill the slot
Not up for discusssion; a random is going to be more useful than a player who refuses to use their skills.
i now have absolutely no idea what it is you're arguing
If RDM isn't resurrecting, they would've buffed to compensate
i only reads posts in these threads that are accompanied by images (preferably of lalafells).
Sex with cats and buns.
ew
y prefer shb, but ew is fine
post the best coomer outfit mods
plap
Would prefer her in her vanilla body
Holy frick p10s is disgusting, there's no way they intended this to be the second turn. It's like they actively thought up every mechanic that filters pf shitters and then dialed them all up to 11. 2 days of kill parties with subhumans who can barely get to bonds 3 let alone pass it without healer lb3, and then we inevitably get fricked by wings/harrowing. It hurts so much.
>He didn't already get his 12s clear and unsub
ngmi
its just packed mechanically way much imo for pf. Like 11 is so much simple and a lot more fun. I think once cactbot gets updated for callouts it will make the fight a breeze for the bonds crap but the rest is still gonna suck because outside of the bonds mech it comes down to personal responsibility to not get hit by mechs.
Simply filtered
if the orb lasers happened literally 1 second later after bonds 3 I think a lot more people would have cleared by now
Straightest malera
>commends you
you can't commend me
complete Palace of the Dead
post modbeast
this guy ressurects your character and tells you "no problem... kitten"
what do?
>"t-thank you, sir"
run into the side of the arena to kill myself
Inform him that I do not play a miqo'te.
Go post about it on Ganker.
Thanks
I dominate him, nothing hotter than breaking a confident male roe
god, homosexual roes and hroths have no style. its always the same fricking glams. they are all fat and ugly irl too.
"i'm a dominate bear"
>its a fem fatass with double d breasts irl
Why frick with the classic style?
That's the silver lining IMO that let's you snuff the autistic ones out. Any Hroths I came across who dressed up properly and didn't use mods were mentally sound and great at the game.
Maybe stop hanging out at gay erp clubs and youll see normal glammed roes and hroths
>they are all fat and ugly irl too
no shit moron, its called roleplaying. If he was actually 6'6 gigahomosexual with 3 inch long erect nipples he'd be in some senator basement dungeon getting an anally injected death sentence. Why don't you try Grindr if you are looking for people for ream out your holes IRL?
Kek xenos got dumped by a 19 year old and is having a breakdown
how tf do you guys even keep updated with all the dramashit?
Haha.
is there a point in attempting to make a unique male midlander
should i just play a lalafell
Play a male highlander.
Every male midlander ive know has been a normie schizo if that makes sense
Go Highlander
>unique male midlander
They're always gonna look like shit unless you go with one of these three.
>Ardbert/Meteor Survivor clone
>Thancred clone
>Oboro clone
Trying to look unique with them is a hard task.
>should i just play a lalafell
make a cute lalaboy
>unique character
are these alienoids still trying to do the impossible?
>inb4 all uniquegays do is change skin/hair to weird colors
I dont think that helps at all unless you are looking for the approval of the mentally ill, just play randomlander or canonlander. Otherwise go lalafell and play female lala
Female midlanders are cuties but male one are kinda meh, go with a highlad instead.
>should i just play a lalafell
make a cute lalagirl
Groomer
thanks, thats a compliment around here
>trannies are projecting onto lalafell again
why are they like this?
Trannies are cultists are so are lalas, coincidence?
I don't know what this /vg/ schizo ramble is supposed to mean
Sure you don't, it's okay, I never expect honesty from lala cultists.
Make sure to take your Seroquel next time you take your HRT
I'm not joining your cult, your race, your discords and your linkshells
They want to be the little girl.
I have been playing a midlander since 2.0 because the rest of the races were incredibly gay at launch (and most of them still are)
Its extremely difficult and 9/10 times it will look lame. If you use helmets you should be fine though. It sucks to because I'd play every fantasy race in WoW but xiv is just
>human with cat ears
>human with long ears
>human with bunny ears
Etc. Honestly they are all humans except hroths which are just furry roegadyn.
Stop trying to make "unique" and just do something you're happy with.
This. XIV's character customization is far too limited to truly create a unique character. Going too far in the pursuit of it just results in you looking like a clown.
>like a clown
so, femras like those in /vg/? or /vg/ rejects?
/vg/ rejects in general
true but I noticed most femra players tend to chase the uniquehomosexualry, and fail miserably. Compensating over something they lack perhaps
/vg/ make generic femras the frick you talking about
>generic
I wished they at least had the decency of it lmao
>white skinned face 1 and 2 raen
>white skinned face 4 xaela
/vg/ femras are boring as hell, obsessed
>this is cute according to femragays
my condolences to maleras, they have to put up with so much shit its no wonder they all went crazy
whats not cute about it
Black person lips, ugly hair
shape or color?
its a femra, first of all, then fish face, alienoid skin, do you have an humilliation fetish or something? you sure you want me to keep going?
you think thats humiliating?
well, I can see you are used to it then. I'll take that as a yes
yes as in I want to hear your opinions and see what you think is a better alternative. your tastes have no effect on my tastes.
>alienoid skin
femra skin
you're boring
It certainly is cuter than the obese lalas this place keep spamming
Agreed but thats such a low bar
are these 'spammers' in the thread with us right now?
I see two of them.
The people you should avoid are those who speak in faux-apathetic lowercaps at all times. To be clear, I'm not talking about people who speak without grammar in game in order to get their messages out faster. I'm talking about those who sit down to compose an image board post with all the time in the world and willfully choose to omit punctuation and capitalization. They are not doing this to save time. In fact, they may take additional time to redact habitual grammar from their posts.
Their motivation for this style of posting is simple. They are trying to present an aura of apathy. They want to communicate: "I don't care about anything, least of all the rules of grammar." The reason they work so hard to cultivate this image of emotional invulnerability is because they are, in actual fact, extremely emotional and unstable people. If you become close to them you will catch glimpses of the volatility lurking beneath their patchwork mask of cool indifference. The lowercaps poster will silently catalog transgressions you have in its eyes committed. You will only become aware of them during the rare tantrum blowups that characterize these people. They must be avoided for your own good. The faux-apathetic lowercaps posters really could not be more pathetic.
This homie just heard this from one of his internet daddy ecelebs and thinks he's smart for copy pasting it at the first opportunity that presented itself
meds
Caught two seething plebbitors almost instantly. Nice job, anon.
Please tell me which of your internet daddy ecelebs said this, I just have to know
Was it Sam Hyde or a copycat of him?
Projecting so hard I can hear the THX noise when I read your post.
I just have to know, which internet daddy was it?
I want to have a laugh
I don't watch e-celebs so I wouldn't know, but did you know you can search that post in the archives and find out that people just genuinely think worms like you are a joke?
Anon, you're not fooling anyone
Please, I really gotta know which internet daddy said this, it's vital so that I can have a laugh
You're shitting yourself over a 5 year old copypasta. That you think someone can only repeat ideas from e-celebs says everything about you, loonytroon.
>5 year old copypasta
From an internet daddy eceleb
This Black person is melting down, that post hit the nail on the head huh? You can tell how harshly it affected this gay.
its improved his punctuation at least. There is a flaming homosexual who posts in these threads who roleplays as a middle school mean girl. Its the weirdest thing in the world.
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the b***hes I know, Senjogahara. She is really fricking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to frick her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my wiener. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my wiener. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch wiener is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fricking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my wiener. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
Same but unironically.
tl;dr?
Based truth exposer
They're currently scrambling to find the perfect reply to you in their discord in #/v/-raiding.
Base-
>They're
American brainrot
Yeah
640224463
Oh you have no idea what I've had to go through, the pain, malera bros...
femrasisters...I dont feel so good
troons don't play xenoras. they want to look like their own fetishized ideal of a woman.
>troons
they are far from being the only flavor of mental illness
That image was made by the lala cabal on /vg/, half of them are actual trannies, the femras weren't, always make me laugh.
>implying there werent any femra cabals before them
>the same ones samegayging the "post femra" posts
>usually continued by avatargays
lalas won in your game then? should have invested in those meds like them, I guess
they dont got a lot of options
those droopy faces are distracting
you mean red, purple and blue skin homosexuals migrated here? thats even worse lmao
All 2 of them?
>lore skintones bad
correct, femra trash
Post your face 3 catgirl
hate those too so dont worry
post your character at all, I'm interested in seeing it.
50% chance to be a blackedlander
I'll give you... SPECIAL cells!
I AM PANDEMONIUM
AND THESE CELLS ARE MINE
I've been joining P10S clear parties for 12 hours and I've seen HH 3 times
>he joins weekend clear parties
>he joins weekend clear parties AT NIGHT
lol
I'm sorry for having a job
This. The difference between a morning party and a night party is night and day.
Well yeah of course it's night and day but morning players are better
Just use splatoon like all your fav streamers like Xeno, after they ~~*react*~~ about cheaters
I tried, but I'm guessing all the show & tell shit for fights is locked away inside some discord server because I've been able to search up info for frick-all aside from "i put down marker lol".
What kind of people play Lalafells?
pedos
and you have shit on your nose
Either waste of genes or just people who want to be the cute little anime gremlin, I've found that there is no inbetween.
Check #ffxivselfieday
Me.
People who need to be on a suicide watch list
every other choice except lalafell is weird, boring or gay.
i'd group your choices into
GAY: male miqote, roe, or hroth
WEIRD: any attractive female race
BORING: male hyur.
all that remains is lalafell.
I would rather be boring for mentally ill gays than gay or weird
Elezenbros we have WON
Elezen were always the winners, objectively the best city-states (Ishgard, Gridania) and objectively the best characters (Aymeric, Estinien, Thordan, Beatin).
Vierabros we WON
you belong in gay
honestly elezan are kind of cool, i'd probably fanta to that if I ever had to marry a girl in xiv (homosexual marriage is an abomination).
>lalafell not in both gay and weird but also boring
lol
the smartest, sexiest, and cutest people only play lalafell
Musosai was kind of an ass.
How fricking dare you.
How much have you made from converting Tomes into crafting mats for crafter homosexuals?
This patch I've made 7million gil.
>Join a static that wants to do split clears
>Initially didn't like the idea of having to make an alt after all these years but I relent
>Next week I'll already have all my savage loot sorted (as a healer to boot) while I get to hear my friends still moan about P10S endlessly
I don't see myself going back to pugging for a long time. There's a lot more up front time commitment in this arrangement but at least I feel my time is actually being respected in the long run and I can actually play other games over the weekend.
After Savage raiding in Stormblood and Shadowbringers I'm never doing it again. It pissed me off too much the amount of drama and time commitment. Good if you can have fun with it, but for me it's just not worth it anymore.
I've never had drama in any static I've been in (I started raiding in Midas), but I ended up pugging at the start of Endwalker since I quit the game over Shadowbringers (I was burned out) and pugging was... something else. Current group's great though and I wish I met these boys sooner.
I like making my own hours and being able to leave shitter groups or block specific players that are repeated problems. I haven't had a static that wasn't blown up at some point from passive aggression or just players who refused to improve. And in PF you can call the raging sperg out and not worry about everyone else.
Have you ever found true love in xiv?
no because only mentally ill women would play this game
The ugly bastard won.
There are 2 types of women that play this game
>1
Nice and kind, responsible and normal.
Sometimes these ones are even mothers.
These ones are usually obsessed with housing
>2
The malicious in nature and low IQ ones that tend to be druggies and burn outs that have no prospects.
Obviously these ones are also prostitutes.
They also seem to like to start drama and bask in it.
There is no in between.
Didn't need xiv for it
For the first time I seen a mentor with the Alpha Legend not be shit at this game.
Sex with femra.
Damn. That's a nice hairstyle.
I'M A COWBOY
ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE
I'M WANTED
WANTED
DEAD OR ALIVE!
whm main, got a scholar up to 70 and this is not fun. Your abilities are all over the place. Who asked for a toggleable fairy channel?
>whm ‘main’
>complaining about sch abilities
like pottery
I consider XIV to have the best story in vidya based on the games Ive played
Any reccs for a weeb moron like me for more vidyas with good story?
Persona 3, 4, 5
Tearaway Unfolded.
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy XI
Final Fantasy XII
Xenogears
Bravely Default
Persona 3
Shin Megami Tensei II
YIIK
Wtf is that? A chair?
some throne-like machine, dont ask further questions, its an asian game
It's supposed to be an Ophan, the wheel angels which act as the throne of God. That's also why it has a trumpet. Matsuno loves angels and Biblical lore.
>entire friend group that I used to play with daily quit sometime in the past 2 years
>walking through empty FC house depressed thinking of the memories
>discord conversations die in a few messages
>I'm always the one initiating
how do you make friends that last outside the game
I want to kill myself
>Muh race
>Muh coloration
>wah wah why do races look the same in a game with 4 face options per clan?
The only shit worth caring about to hate are bawd glams and outfits that don't remotely fit the job itself used on.
And shirtless malecats, because holy shit those are guaranteed turboshitters.
>Disliking xeno femras
Imagine being this fricking gay
>off-model trash
not even the same thing
it looks like it's from something completely different
You're going to complain no matter what I post
>you have to have basic whit b***h skin tones in a fantasy game no matter what fantasy race you are because... YOU JUST DO OK?!
>xeno femras only defense is 2d art and even then its laughable
kek
>he still hasn't posted his character
Girl, the most popular femra npc is a xeno face 4
too bad she's boring as most femra characters though
Probably not as much as the characters you like, t b h
how do I find a cute face 4 femra gf
>WHO TOLD YOU TO MOCK ME?!
>IT WAS SAM HYDE WASN'T IT?!
I'm fricking dying here
Forgot about exp loss on release in Eureka and paid dearly for it. I'm not going to continue any further in this slog.
I just finished it today and got my glow armor and relic weapon.
It fricking sucks but I managed.
unless you lost 10 levels just like that, its no worth mentioning, if you made it to pyros, you can speedlevel with logos