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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to cum on and inside Gaia's high heel boots.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    His Kan-E one was better. Wish he'd do more Yugiri

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's dicky sena you moron.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the artist

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/1366366/illustrations

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FFXIV thread destined to flop because it wasn't created by the approved discord spammers

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need bimbo Lyse.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure the squadron update will get announced at the JP fanfest. 7.0 will be the patch they start bringing it up to date. I can feel it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't enough delusion in the world to come up with this shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, it all makes sense bro.
        >All of 6.x was setting up the trust system
        >Trusts only apply to MSQ
        >Squadrons fill the space for non-MSQ dungeons
        >Allow unlocking the new ranks to bring all 8 to trials and raids
        The pieces all fit!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          when was the last time we got a new non-MSQ dungeon, anon

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mt. Rokkon and then Southern Isles on Tuesday

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >variant dungeons
              honestly forgot that they existed, but yea i guess so, damn

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >off-MSQ dungeons altered to accommodate squadrons now

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    god i wish i still had fun playing this fricking game

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Ryne and Gaia so much it's unreal.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      threesome with venat and mind controlled ryne

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      threesome with venat and mind controlled ryne

      threesome with ancient Gaia domming ryne

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Gaia to step on me

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are there 4 xiv threads

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shut up, there are not fou-

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Estrogen euphoria
      XIV players are getting a refill soon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lalafell hornyposting deserves its own thread

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shut up, there are not fou-

      uh oh pablo melty

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      3-4 shit posts and then 1 thread people post in

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is low ping a requirement for harder content (savage and up)? I don't wanna use add-ons/mods/scripts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you can weave 1 off global in between each global cooldown you're good
      Some jobs require 2 but it's not that big of a deal if you can't

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not that big of a deal if you can't
        you HAVE to double weave with gnb, drk, nin, drg

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even if you have trouble double weaving, which you won't as long as you don't live halfway across the planet, you can always hold your gcd and get skills off that way it literally does not matter.

          >b-but muh parse will drop by 1 point
          no one fricking cares

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's not so much about parse
            with gnb you have to sometimes throw a mit during your continuation combos
            in fact i won't even bring up parse but the class is designed to fit in damage during no mercy windows and sometimes that windows comes up when you have to throw mits, do you just want to drop one or the other because of your latency?
            do you just want to be a shitter because hurr i don't care about parses? these type of people that always tell you to play like shit because nobody cares about parses (which nobody really does) are more annoying than parsers

            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            Thanks friends, even though I'm queueing oGCDs the animations make me drift a bit anyway

            [...]
            I'll think about it

            no harm in getting xivalexander to make the game feel smoother, it's more fun to play that way, you just install it once and forget about it

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a cheat anon, normal people don't want to stoop that low

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can't choose where you live, but you can choose to make your home more comfortable under certain rules
                besides, the default config isn't cheating

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's cheating!

                Grow up.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, grow up and stop cheating, play the game like a normal well adjusted human being.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                xivalex and noclippy aren't cheating
                not my fault they have shitty servers

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally the definition of cheating, do you even know how they work?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Packet spoofing

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                default settings isn't cheating

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So it's cheating.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, grow up and stop cheating, play the game like a normal well adjusted human being.

                It's a cheat anon, normal people don't want to stoop that low

                Packet spoofing

                default settings isn't cheating

                the xivalex parse meta cheat leads into golbez armor motivations for the second life mods
                this also factors into viera hat motivations and limbal rings cat ear hood
                if we consider this then the scions dying can demystify official forum posts for trancers

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have them fix their bugged netcode that's been documented then. Spoilers, they never will unless JPN complains.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          monk sucks ass if you can't double weave too, but that basically requires noclippy

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          GNB, DRK, and DRG are usually played with 2.4 or 2.5 GCD. Double weaving on that is fine. NIN and MNK are faster at sub-2.0, so you clip constantly unless you live in Japan or use xivalex/noclippy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, don't let the autists scare you with their whining. The absolute worst thing that would happen is you delay a gcd or two by a tenth of a second, yeah, who cares.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cleared TEA in ShB as DRK even though I regularly had such high ping that I couldn't fit 5GCD's in Blood Weapon/Delirium as DRK

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, don't let the autists scare you with their whining. The absolute worst thing that would happen is you delay a gcd or two by a tenth of a second, yeah, who cares.

        If you can weave 1 off global in between each global cooldown you're good
        Some jobs require 2 but it's not that big of a deal if you can't

        Low ping is a requirement to enjoy playing the game

        Thanks friends, even though I'm queueing oGCDs the animations make me drift a bit anyway

        https://github.com/Soreepeong/XivAlexander
        Stop being a cowardly homosexual and install it
        Playing with JP ping shouldn't be a luxury to you

        I'll think about it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low ping is a requirement to enjoy playing the game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://github.com/Soreepeong/XivAlexander
      Stop being a cowardly homosexual and install it
      Playing with JP ping shouldn't be a luxury to you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a significant difference between XIVAlexander and NoClippy? I feel like NoClippy requires less setup because it's just another Dalamud plugin.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I found XIV Alex to be smoother, it also doesn't rely on the XIV Launcher troon squad to update it when a patch drops

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    last thread was fun
    someone mentioned that uwu got the best themes and remixes out of ultimates, i can agree to that but this version of moebius

    is great
    in fact, the only ultimate that has a shitty last phase theme is ucob
    but i'd rate them
    uwu > tea > dsr/top mostly because they made sure the song synced with a lot of the ultima phase

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    who's makin' all these threads?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno but pinklala a cute
      I'm wondering how long it will take for the janny to get fed up and nuke them

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you can recognise that user based on that avatar? You know his name too because of the avatar?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw FINAL FANTASY FOURTEEN!!!!

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does this job make everyone, even people who play it as a main, seethe so hard?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it should have been a dps.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like it as a tank. And them making it a tank to force people to play tank for the greatsword appeal makes sense to me.

        It used to be cool and now it isn't.

        I think its cool.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It used to be way cooler.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thats the entire game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      upplayers
      downplayers
      lost all its cool animations
      still has some of the coolest animations
      loved by oldgays
      hated by oldgays
      loved by refugees
      hated by refugees
      a job based on emotions

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because seething is literally needed to spark it's powers, the ultimate ludokino job

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It used to be cool and now it isn't.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it's balanced for ultimates and thats about it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can make a better samurai glam with it than anything SAM actually gets. Ryumaku Fending sets from Stormblood tomestones, DK weapon from same vendor or hunt gear from Heavensward and you’re set.
      On that note, why does almost all Striking sets look awful and why couldn’t SAM have at least the Maiming set

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like somebody didn't get their Heavensturn set.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did, as well as the Amatsu set, but every class can get those if they did the events - Was referring to SAM-only or at least Striking only gear. It’s my go-to when can’t go fending.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You take what you can get since Squeenix has a very odd and specific case of the ass against SAM having any kind of heavy-armor, up to and including the shitty female Samurai job set from FFT for the Ivalice raids and the Striking Genji/Genta set being shit on purpose.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it has to be class exclusive because...IT JUST DOES OK??!?!?!

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    choose

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *glass them*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both, of course. But if I can only choose one, it's Ryne

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turn 360 and walk away
      >teleport to Sharlayan
      >meet Krile in the Baldesion Annex
      Simple as

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>turn 360 and walk away
        >360
        >away
        Anon...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          newbie

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please tell me you're trolling because that one's not even an obscure meme

            FRICK YOU

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              dumbass

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please tell me you're trolling because that one's not even an obscure meme

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >canonically took Alphinauds virginity
        >always exhausted because she spend every night catching shota viginities

        WoL's too old.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sauce on the virginity thing?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at 'em throw a tantrum
    haha.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If fanfest showed me anything, is how much Yoshida, Soken and Sakaguchi are Coomers.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sakaguchi
      based as frick
      >soken
      fraud as frick
      >yoshida
      a charisma black hole
      how can they compete?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's that one twitch girl who talks like an autist and stands in limsa all day looking at adventurer plates. Oh wait, that's what all "ffxiv content creators" do.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, please I would wife her immediately but you can't deny Jap businessmen Coomerism is on another level. They have an entire business culture of hiring girls to sit with them when they go drinking, to cheer them on, to massage their prostates in the toilet.
        Sakaguchi with that sniffing that female employee story where Foxclonn got really scared and shut him down was hilarious though.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          qrd?

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any suggestions for lewd screenshots of Ryne and/or Gaia?
    Or Alisaie, I dunno...

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a dumb looking mount

    i like it

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LewdArcanist got suspended from Twitter
    Does he have an alt or am I gonna need to search for twincest elsewhere?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my god who the hell cares?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        me, especially learning about a twitter account in my strike-zone that no longer exists

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's only suspended, but you should at least keep a lookout in the event he gets unsuspended

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post some.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I DIDN'T SAVE ANY

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No more memes
    Post your wife

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys even play this game?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the people itt don't play the game at all
      This is why you see so many people freaking out at talk about anything other than cooming or doomposting
      Ganker is majority brown thirdies that can't afford the sub fee more than once or twice a year

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought your cosplay of a thread chud was very well done.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me tell you how shit Lalafell are
    >back in ARR
    >FC housing released
    >FC leader asks if we should pool money to buy one
    >everyone is on board, starting to pool the money
    >I go hard, being one of the only high end crafter, financing more than half of it
    >FC leader buys a plot
    >makes a new FC role only for the Lalafell players in the FC (he was a potato as well)
    >only Lalafell are allowed to enter the house via the role
    >everyone else was only able to chill on the lawn
    Ever since then I legitimately despise Lalafell players, they are weirdly tribal, think of themself as incredibly funny but once called out start throwing shit everywhere.

    Thanks for reading my blog.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    no ide what the problem is here

    just use her as a toilet

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to marry Y'shtola and put a bun in her oven. Yoshi, please gib some cute quests with the NPCs to feed into my unhealthy waifu obsession.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They better give her and the other Scions new fricking clothing in this expansion. They've been wearing the same clothes since Shadowbringers, FACK SAKE. This is the opportunity to give Yshtola a Bikini and it not be strange and out of place for her. This is the time! If they don't do it for Dawntrail, they will never do it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        UHMMM did you just fricking say you want the Scions to CHANGE? EVOLVE? GROW? SO YOU WANT THEM TO DIE DON'T YOU?? YOU WANT THEM TO DIE. I KNOW YOU, YOU'RE THE DOOMSISSY FROM THE TRANCECORD WHO KEEPS SPAMMING THE THREADS ABOUT THEM DYING! YEAH, YOU WANT THEM TO DIE! HOW FRICKING DARE YOU?!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          perhaps if i go shit-crazy in allcaps, nobody will think i'm pablo

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm him. I'm Pablo.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          cool down pabs

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            pablo HUNGRY
            bring MUCH GENSHIN IMPACT PORN

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Does Genshin Impact have any hot gyaru bawds?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >give Yshtola a Bikini
        This is not the game that would do that.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it is

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            When's the last time this game had fanservice for straight male players in the MSQ?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nophica

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                I NEED IT

                >MSQ

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it has to be in the MSQ because...IT JUST DOES OK?!?!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It doesn't count because it's not MSQ
                Frick you man

                He specifically asked for the MSQ so you failed the prompt, that's not his fault.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Anon expects to see Y'shtola in a bikini. Y'shtola is a main character and therefore most of her presence is in the MSQ.
                MSQ characters only show up as side characters when they're being retired to that position forever (Ryne, Lyse, etc.) or when they're writer's pets that need to be shoved everywhere (G'raha).

                No I am the anon who said to put Yshtola in a bikini and I don't care if it's msq or side content or even a special 1 off holiday event as long as it happens at least once then it is fine. That other anon wants to caveat it with msq I do not and I don't care if they wear the same shit in msq if in optional shit they change, that is fine with me because optional is when they can be more experimental we all know that. Who gives a frick? Have a swimsuit competition for all I give a shit for a Summer event and have Yshtola lying on a sun lounger having a drink and watching the sun set who gives a fAAAAK?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What you want is irrelevant. The other anon gave a prompt and the other two anons gave answers that didn't fulfill the prompt.
                It's over.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You should have your image privileges taken away.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It doesn't count because it's not MSQ
                Frick you man

                Anon expects to see Y'shtola in a bikini. Y'shtola is a main character and therefore most of her presence is in the MSQ.
                MSQ characters only show up as side characters when they're being retired to that position forever (Ryne, Lyse, etc.) or when they're writer's pets that need to be shoved everywhere (G'raha).

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It doesn't count because it's not MSQ
                Frick you man

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                wasn't the entire visits your room segment universal fan service?
                Then theres water water froath and foam
                Or are you just wanting female scions shirtless?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                they can do better

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                sure, but i'd consider that msq fanservice, which is what that anon wanted.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I NEED TO COOM AT ALL TIMES
              say the line say it use your favorite term

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nakadashi large breasted catgirls

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't that guy a Twitch streamer?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ONLY US FUJOS CAN COOM, NOT YOUUUU

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I NEED TO COOM AT ALL TIMES
              say the line say it use your favorite term

              I NEED IT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll get some cute quests with NPCs, alright.
      With Estinien, G'raha Tia and that one male viera who's the actual color of a tyre. Please look forward to 7.0, frickface.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Original>>PSP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

      [...]

      Remaster

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need more Krile art

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you very good

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oooooooo. Thank you thank you

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        cute

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      mamool ja wienersleeve

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still can't be found

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >futa x female
      >he wants more M'rin Vhani bullshit

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play but i dont want to pay the sub AAAAAAA

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >log in
    >see cool new glams I can't afford and would grow bored off immediately if I could
    >cba modding in cool outfits
    >log out
    I should start doing crafter weekly stuff but its so damn overwhelming

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crafting is super easy, so is making gil, even with the highest of the high end crafting you can just search up a link for pre-made macros.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    57/57 EW relics
    I'm officially ready for 6.55 boys

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats Pinklala

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you mod you're game?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        wheres the remove roes and hroths?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not all of us Hrothgar are degenerate gays

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ive run into some pretty cool Hrothgars that like to tell jokes and know how to play the game and stuff rather than being a degen

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shame a lot of them are ugly, fat blobs IRL with a porn addiction. FFXIV and FFXIV Twitter enables these unfunny gays to act like they're popular and in the movie mean girls over mods and other petty shit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing, who wants to remove the best races in the game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      femroe are a mistake

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What this doesn't show is that Yellow had the lead most of the game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What it shows is that blue won by PVPing on the community declared safe space PVE map, which isn't allowed.

      ONLY FOCUS ON ICE, STOP FIGHTING THE ENEMY TEAM

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is what americans consider a 10/10

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I learned she lives in the same city as me.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go and marry her anon, you do want a cute XIV girlfriend don't you?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I plan to move out of Seattle soon, it's a shithole and people are nuts.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she is in her 40s anon, she's allowed to look old

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's 40 years old yet acts like a 15 year old girl, not to mention that's NOT how a graceful 40 year old woman should look like, she straight up looks like a crackhead.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          what do you look like?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is all a b***h like you has the right to see. Get a good look because if you keep talking shit that python is gonna be around your scrawny punk ass neck.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              uh huh, real tough, drop an address, put some strength behind those words 🙂

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meet me at Planet X Adult Superstore in Tampa, FL if you've got the guts.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a good night

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >calls someone's face ugly
              >posts body in response
              Ugly people can be strong anon, so it's not exactly a good response, seems just like ego posting.
              Regardless tho, what's your bench?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You look like you got a fat ass. How many dicks you take?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thought this was an edited picture at first
      >mfw it's not edited at all

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have low standards, maybe

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jim Carrey lookin ass

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jim Carrey lookin ass

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      JUST

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want her to verbally abuse me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gaia will never rim your butthole until it's soaked and full of lipstick stains and then shove her middle finger in there right as you cum your brains out
      We live in an imperfect world...

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    *nods*

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw watching double Black person SAMs and shit in platebearer + protect in Eureka being tankier than Warriors
    >just straight up full sending the entire skoll prep parade with nothing but blood thirst class skill and double edge

    You know what, you Black folk can have it, because I get to rule Anemos and Pagos as WAR supreme, and eventually I'll have a eureka set to do your horseshit on a DPS anyway.

    >F2P Eureka invasion successful

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=KZd8wFwoY9zE4whS
    This is what they took from you. Clean and simple mechanics, tight DPS checks, satisfying jobs, no cutscenes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's 2023 mechanics need to be harder and cutscenes are cool.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The WoWification of XIV is quickly becoming its downfall.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Has nothing to do with WoW, people get better so mechanics should naturally get harder. You'll be fine though they don't make every fight super difficult, hell over half the raid encounters for EW were too easy.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fights too easy
            >jobs too boring
            >only difficulty spikes are unintended due to dev oversight and poor balancing during P8S and TOP
            These new hires are going to kill the game lol, even the new writers are trash with 6.4 and 6.5 having the exact same "big tower bad" plot.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You just sound like you'll never be happy and will always complain no matter what happens.

              >boo fights are too hard now
              >n-no fights are too easy now
              >noooo the story I dont like the ancients
              >noooooo dont try something new with the story

              take a break or play something else bro just stop

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                When everything is streamlined, bad design sticks out. If the devs successfully homogenized the game in SHB, why are there only issues in balance during EW? Biggest mechanic complaint during SHB regarding raids was Titan doing his go-kart first shaving 10s off a run. Yet EW further streamlined jobs and suddenly it has issues with two specific fights, something has to give here. I'm sticking around for the story because I always wanted to see thew new world, I don't give a shit about exploring other shards.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                People are just getting more intolerant to issues
                Stormblood had Burning Crusade tier balance problems

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand your wow terms, but SB was balanced, the community just hated on sam for not helping their parses, mch for being complicated and drk for being worse to play than hw, and not having an aoe raid shield

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >SB was balanced
                moron

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No u

                MCH was complicated AND weak.

                Slightly worse than brd, boohoo, it could clear content, so could the others jobs

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Slightly worse
                THAT'S LOWBALLING IT JUST A LITTLE

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nooooo mch was doing 100 dps less than bard when everyone was doing over 8 k !! nOooo1o1
                I outdpsed every brd and melee I came across, in shitter content and savage

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post logs

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Will you pay me to see them? Fflogs doesn't let you see old logs anymore for free

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here you go.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                MCH was complicated AND weak.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tank balance was dogshit
                Healer balance, WHM HELLO?
                You play SAM/MNK? Time to give up ever playing in pf
                Caster balance LOL
                Prange balance LOL

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Spoken like someone who brainlessly followed parse trannies meta, every job could clear
                >Tank balance was dogshit
                True, paladin was way too strong
                >Whm
                Raided with one was fine
                >Sam/mnk
                Raided with one was fine
                >Caster
                Had a rdm
                >pranged
                All idiots
                Cleared week 1 or 2

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                SB had a hard meta, but fights were just fine without it
                t.played monk AND samurai during it and had no issues getting into groups.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly my main issue with the boss design in xiv isn't that it's too hard/easy, it's that it feels like a one off thing to me. The initial fight is fun, but that's just because it's a puzzle to figure out. Once you beat it, it just becomes a chore because it's the same every time.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              i don't think there's any possible way of solving this that isn't randomization of all mechanics, which is a really fricking shit band-aid solution and more often just makes for uninteresting fights

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I dunno. I wanna say make combat itself more fun, but that doesn't actually mean anything.
                It's irritating to see a problem and not have an answer.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All those people in the party list that are known pedophiles and stalkers

      Nice!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        huge cope

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your WoL

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bring her back i miss her

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yea yea cool thread in all but post more smut, preferably Krile

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jap fanfest cosplay
    >everyone trim and actually fit into the costume
    >Clock Tower Level and Casino Land
    >hambeasts levels so bad that Bloodborne 2 gets announced

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We haven't even gotten Jap fanfest yet.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got my first glowing eureka weapon!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congratulations an....
      >Lala with a book
      Never mind.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grats lalaboy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would rape this lala after hitting her over the head with a frying pan to knock her out.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you sound like a stable individual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to 5 years ago, lala wowfugee

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finish savage
    >static don't want to do anything else
    Guess i'll lose my house.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can understand Ultimates not being appealing for casual and midcore statics, but not even BLU raids?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've been enlightened, there is nothing to do but raid in this game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >static
      do ultimates
      it'll be so easy with a static, you'll save those 4 hours filling pf time to then have someone go away because his chicken nuggets are ready

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They got super burned with how shit the last tier was.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          hence why you should do ults
          they're more fun

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah even they know that. The level of how bad savage really burned everyone out. I wanted to do DSR....

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              ok then let's get to it
              does your static need a tank? i'm available

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                sadly, no. We would need melee, healer, psych and maybe caster.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                i could do melee but it depends on which ult you guys are doing
                wouldn't like to reprog uwu or ucob

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm excited for VPR, you'll finally be able to gear 2 jobs at once if you go for scouting now

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        who asked?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i did
          don't mess with big grin

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How much time you can saved when gearing scouting along with phys ranged classes in XIV?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, the right side israeliteelry is shared with all the Phys Ranged 1:1 I'm pretty sure
          I don't think any Phys Ranged wants SkS and NIN can just hit their SkS tier with left side melds

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    dual wielding two full sized swords is the epitome of japanese moronation. sword and fencing dagger combo would be cooler and less moronic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bruh

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >heh, nothin personelle drow

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      holyyyy fricking kys you fricking homosexual.
      uhm achhhhtually I am a virgin and an huge medieval enthusiast and using a giant sword isn't practical.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        holyyyy what you dumb Black person? i never said anything about practicality. i said its moronic, which it is. giant swords are moronic but make up for it by being cooler. it is unfortunate that you are as gay and moronic as you are.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dual wielding is sick kys

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dual weilding two full sized swords is the epitome of japanese moronation
      Dude frick you, fricking Zoomers. Best scene in Gladiator has Russel Crowe's Maximums picking up a Gladius from a fallen foe to become a dual wielder and beheads the guy wearing the Rhino helmet, then throws one of the swords at the Aristocrat box. Fricking cool

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gladius
        Yeah those are short swords. Much shorter than the kind VPR uses.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          doesn't matter they are still main swords, and it looks cool. Is it practical? Frick no, you would never dual wield over using a shield as a Roman soldier as Maximus is trained to do but it doesn't matter because it is cool and more so in our game, Viper is playing in a game where we can travel to the ends of the FAKKING UNIVERSE!!! Does it fricking matter if the class can use two main weapons? Of all the complaints this is the one that I think is the most moronic because it shows how fakking nitpicky the community is.
          There are so many other things you can have legitimate complaints about in this game but this? No I don't' agree with you at all. I think you are really being nit picky here.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly I'm kinda glad that Viper uses two swords and not just sword and gun. Switching from dual wielding to the bladed staff seems more interesting to me than just having a sword and gun, for some reason. I really liked Zidane in FF9/Dissidia too, so the transformation in the trailer was a pleasant surprise for me too.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The average Europoor sword in medieval times was 2-4 ft long
          A gladius ranged from 2-3 ft long
          KYS homosexual

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone dissssing viper would recommend some shit job as an alternative.
    >dude hammer
    >bro... FFXI job
    >listen. FF TIC TACS job
    >geomanceeeeeer letsgo chat

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either do a twinsword job or a dual wield job, don't try to combine both that's stupid.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But both twinsword users in the series are dual wielders who combine the swords.

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    who's excited for.....variant dungeon #3....featuring a fricking elephant.....

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WAAAAH WHERE ARE MY FATES(instanced)!!!! THAT'S REAL CONTENT

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd care more if the variant dungeon featured Hilda.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't fix her ruined uterus

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literal prostitute

      imagine how many stds this b***h got

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How homies troon out in this game when shit like this exists

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      built for OSC (old samurai wiener)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She got temporarily fixed before and became incredibly worse.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      built for ojisans

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    there will be a katana and wakizaki combo for viper and i will cosplay as musahi

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like how every class has about the same amount of keys to press, just differently
    MCH has little, but most of them are stacked so the APM is still the same, are there melees similar to MCH?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      reaper perhaps

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i poopoo in my hand and slap u with it 🙂

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      reaper perhaps

      reaper is a great melee for your first time honestly. decent tools, flexible rotation, kinda fun sound effects and animations. it has the same 1.5s gcd bursts like machinist does too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      reaper perhaps

      [...]
      reaper is a great melee for your first time honestly. decent tools, flexible rotation, kinda fun sound effects and animations. it has the same 1.5s gcd bursts like machinist does too.

      beware that melee is completely different from range because you're constantly put into situations where uptime is hindered, in exchange for your bursts bursting harder.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao this is not true anymore. EW is full uptime for melees

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's also full of mechanics making you run to the wall

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            ever since Abyssos they've made hitboxes big enough that "the wall" is max melee range, and wall bosses take up half the arena, letting you resolve mechanics in a large area with full uptime
            yeah there's a few parts in a few extremes that force you to disengage but those are extremes

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Since Eden's Promise, really.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Completely untrue, fourth circle made you run to the walk like 8 times and the arena is way better than him

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...are you talking about Hesperos? The boss of the fourth circle? in Asphodelos?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can attest that uptime isn't really much of an issue anymore(and I hate it)
            Old fights still make you think about uptime at least

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >And I hate it
              >NOOOOOO I WANT TO PRESS MY RANGED GCD AAAAAH

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I want to think about getting as much uptime as I can while not making a mistake again

                One of the most memorable moments in this game for me was doing O4S as MNK and maintaining GL3 when Exdeath jumped away and came back
                You had to instantly shoulder tackle and Snap Punch/Demolish and then run out of the lightning AoE by .1 milisecond

                If it were an Endwalker fight, the hitbox would be arena sized and GL3 isn't even a thing anymore

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You had to instantly shoulder tackle and Snap Punch/Demolish and then run out of the lightning AoE by .1 milisecond
                Damn bro, turning around the camera while mashing tab and dash then moving away while hitting your gcd is so skillful

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Skill? I liked it because it was fun
                You clearly weren't there so you don't understand....

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a few moments in current tier fights that make you compromise. P9S can have some unlucky Rockbreaker patterns. P11S can screw you on positionals if you're long tethered to the healer.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think only MNK and NIN clip a bit during rockbreaker but there is a sweet spot that let's you hit the boss and be safe with just a hair of movement. I had no issue as tank. As for 11, just use true north.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you get stuck in that northern spot you just don't have enough true north to make it, especially if you had to use a charge during a previous mechanic.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but failing positionals don't cuck you out of moves like bootshine crit or raiden thrust anymore. The 0.02% loss in damage from missing a couple positionals due to mechanics doesn't matter, not even during week 1. There's a reason the burst phase is after tethers in P11S.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                my one minute comes up during light and dark ):

                that whole fight requires you to use true north well though. pretty much every mechanic other than styx and the basic 3 require you to position unoptimally.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the sex

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Extroverted and loud women are very timid in bed and/or they expect you to do everything.
      Yugiri for example would give the best FFXIV blowjobs.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    endwalker balanced the game by making every job the play the same and then still messed up the balance.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yugiri should be in more content.

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    melee dps is a pretty easy role i dont get why people act like its hard

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It used to be somewhat challenging, for XIV standards anyways. Not anymore.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah getting the most out of uptime wasn't as easy as it is now and you'd get some obscure responsibility like stunning the balls in a6s
        or handling the car in a2s
        or those weird uptime tricks you had to do for o3s whenever the boss had to be tanked near a corner

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      weepy-eyed nostalgic players think the boss fricking off for long periods was challenging and not annoying

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like downtime, I like addphases, and I like arenas that are not squares/circles and the game needs more of them.

        frick your parse.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's cool but also i'm not whatever ghost is in your head that you're fighting sorry

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I like downtime, I like addphases
          No you don't because in another thread you would be b***hing about the boss jumping away and making you do puzzles

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I like downtime, I like addphases

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            adds SHOULD be a thing in multiple fights
            downtime is good for trio mechanics

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No one calls downtime mechanics trios lol. Not in SB, where it originates from, and not in SHB.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's why i said downtime is good for trio mechanics
                as in, when it's a trio mechanic, it should be downtime and maybe we should have trio mechanics in savage fights

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, I played P12Normal as a Tank and I really think people need to see how much dps they are doing. We were only at 60% when we hit phase transition in fricking Normal.
      I was stuck in that fricking raid for 25 minutes because the dps was so low, we kept hitting mechanics over and over and over that I have never seen happen more than twice since the release of p12n. On fricking Normal, how the frick do people not know how to press their fricking buttons when they are realistically hitting the Gateway to Endgame but really if you're in P12N you should be able to do, easily HW Savages and Extremes so you should know how to play this fricking game. I really don't understand how that happened.
      It's the first time in this game I really thought
      >I should be a streamer because this is the most moronic and hilarious thing I've seen for a long time in this game.
      No they weren't even first timers into the fight either, they have the auto skip cinematic on and didn't have the achievement unlock so what the frick is the excuse here?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure you can make in game macros that do rotations with higher damage outputs than the average person found on duty finder.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >in game macros
          Lol no.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol

            >I like downtime, I like addphases

            >I like downtime, I like addphases
            No you don't because in another thread you would be b***hing about the boss jumping away and making you do puzzles

            No I like them.

            Add-phases are really cool as a way to break up the fight and adjust your rotation, I've enjoyed playing Thordan UR a lot. We need more fights like this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        NNOOOOOOO THE GAME NEEDS HARDER CONTENT THE PLAYERBASE IS READY FOR IT!!!!!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Breeeeeehhhhh You might as well be solo at that point

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You THINK you're witnessing player incompetence, but what you're really witnessing is apathy.

        YOU do your rotation right because you have a "bro mindset" of not letting the group down.
        They're just rouletting though and pressing buttons while half watching netflix. Their intent is just, "get daily done".

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What you're witnessing is apathy, "get daily done"
          This is the correct answer.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sb was balanced like halfway through it

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    something something scions must die

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >something something scions must die

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how set in stone the main cast has become.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point I prefer new characters because Scions never grow and exist to spew quips at this point. Alphinaud's arc in HW is great, as is Estinien's. Now? They're stagnant, repeat themselves 1000 times over, or worse, have to go through spots of character regression depending in the writer of the patch. Alphy's writing during 5.5 was absolutely embarrassing, and that's our new MSQ writer.

      I don't hate the scions, but if they're going to stick around please do something with them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're at the threshold where either the upcoming arcs need to significantly give them growth and room to act outside of the WoL and world saving now that that "job" is officially over, or some serious issues are going to occur if they remain completely static. You can't pair them with anyone because you'd cuckold their fans, they just seem to stand on the side being a cheerleader squad or getting info dumps and accessories ready for the plot now which is dry as a desert, and ultimately I can't really see anywhere for most of them to go besides Y'shtola's "i wanna cross the shards!" shtick.

      She's the only character with an actual long-term goal, too; the rest are just either fricking about from bit to bit or were entrenched in doing something like the twins with Garlemald, and now they just got booted off of that. It's actually baffling how dull they've become now.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        so then dawntrail and the lead-up to it gives time for everyone to figure out what they want to do next, especially with several of them being fairly blatant about "what is it you want to do WoL-kun so i can tag along?"

        this seems like a pacing issue that's ameliorated by waiting for the next expac coming up which relative story downtime on their parts is leading to

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hitboxes barely mean anything if you're a good player, not that any ranged would know.
    t. 99% uptime in e6s.

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the mini-game mid-phase shit Stormblood used to do.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine a savage version of suzaku ddr

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?
        bruh that shit was garbage it is the epitome of stand and let thing resolve

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >stand and let thing resolve
          If you quote Lynx you're as good as dead in the water in argument to me, you smooth-brained rapscallion. You're not even remotely looking at how any mechanics actually play out in the midst of "stand and let thing resolve", you just literally look at standing and think it practically plays itself.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah i'm not quoting that gay but it's funny to call that "mini-game" that
            sb had very shitty trials but very good savages

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >stand and let thing resolve

          Yes that is every MMO, thanks Lynx who hasn't played for 2+ years and threw a b***h fit he wouldn't change jobs so he forced his static to disband.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Stand and let thing resolve
          Yeah along with
          >Boss is weak to damage
          Fricking Lynx is so smooth brained.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I care more about the SOUL of the mechanic. Is it unique and cool? Is it standout compared to other fights? I don't care if Im standing and resolving.

          Endwalker had very few of those, P10s tank launches, and some mechs from the first criterion are all I can think of.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. Susana sword is SOUL even if it's just a glorified add phase.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is it unique
            yes
            >is it cool
            hell no
            >is it standout compared to other fights
            yes because now i need to stay awake during this shitty segment

            This. Susana sword is SOUL even if it's just a glorified add phase.

            now you see, that was genuinely good because it involved everyone
            but having people just move their character around every 3 seconds is fricking boring
            nobody can tell me that suzaku ex or normal was a good fight NOBODY, THAT WAS TERRIBLE

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              you sound like the kind of person whos upset that downtime and add-phases hurts your unofficial fansite high score number.

              Would you prefer 10 minutes of spread,stack,gaze/lookaway?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                my guy i'm this poster

                that's why i said downtime is good for trio mechanics
                as in, when it's a trio mechanic, it should be downtime and maybe we should have trio mechanics in savage fights

                adds SHOULD be a thing in multiple fights
                downtime is good for trio mechanics

                i like downtime when it's done right
                i love add phases

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know it's just a puzzle mech but I liked High Concept
            It's chemistry in a way

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's just Hello World with forced downtime. The presentation is decent at least, but frick those treeBlack folk.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I made the tree and snake every time it let me, frick healersissies

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                the tree's dot was eh
                the snake was very tough to heal lmao

                P10 is the epitome of SOVL, that boss, the mechanics, the floor, his voice lines the music, everything is so fricking good it doesn't need to be as good as it is. When people are b***hing about Wall bosses now I think about P10 and know for a fricking fact they haven't played this game.
                How his fricking lines match the mechanics, I bet you fricking know which mechanics are which from these lines alone
                >"YOU WILL GO NO FURTHER"
                >"LIKE A SPIDER I SPIN MY WEB"
                >"THIS PRISON OFFERS NO ESCAPE"
                >"I MUSTN'T DISSAPOINT LADY ATHENA"
                >"STAY WHERE YOU ARE"
                >"WEBS UNTO LIKE CHAINS"
                >"A TANGLED MORSEL AWAITING DEATH"
                >"ALL PATHS LEAD BACK TO ME"
                >"I am... PANDEMONIUMMMMM"
                >"I OFFER A GLIMPSE OF LADY ATHENAS POWER"
                >"ALL PATHS LEAD BACK TO ME"
                >"THESE BARS ARE UNBREAKABLE"

                p10 is very fun the first few times
                it's dreadful week 20

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                every savage floor is dreadful week 20, haven't all the good players already moved on?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes
                The BiS is useless on alt jobs but I keep clearing it every week anyways, whatevs...

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didnt like it until I saw you could make the tree and snake and have it be absolutely meaningless.
              Then I liked it.

              What's the mechanic everyone remembers from DSR? That's right, the time travel scene which barely counts as a mechanic.

              That what-if shit was so cool that I think it was wasted on the ultimate and would have made a better questline than what we got for 6.1-6.5

              People still don't understand that good MMO content is about novelty. It's not about balance or any of that shit.

              Pretty much yeah.

              I'm always going to remember the MGR clash with Susano, the skydiving with byako, or getting launched to another platform for my special cells.

              I honestly could not tell you the order of mechanics in P6S or P11s. Despite clearing them so many times I've lost count.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That what-if shit was so cool that I think it was wasted on the ultimate and would have made a better questline than what we got for 6.1-6.5
                that's my only problem with endgame content, it doesn't actually happen and we canonically fight the easiest version of everyone

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you telling me hraesvelgr never wraps himself around ryne's tight, young, naked body

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            P10 is the epitome of SOVL, that boss, the mechanics, the floor, his voice lines the music, everything is so fricking good it doesn't need to be as good as it is. When people are b***hing about Wall bosses now I think about P10 and know for a fricking fact they haven't played this game.
            How his fricking lines match the mechanics, I bet you fricking know which mechanics are which from these lines alone
            >"YOU WILL GO NO FURTHER"
            >"LIKE A SPIDER I SPIN MY WEB"
            >"THIS PRISON OFFERS NO ESCAPE"
            >"I MUSTN'T DISSAPOINT LADY ATHENA"
            >"STAY WHERE YOU ARE"
            >"WEBS UNTO LIKE CHAINS"
            >"A TANGLED MORSEL AWAITING DEATH"
            >"ALL PATHS LEAD BACK TO ME"
            >"I am... PANDEMONIUMMMMM"
            >"I OFFER A GLIMPSE OF LADY ATHENAS POWER"
            >"ALL PATHS LEAD BACK TO ME"
            >"THESE BARS ARE UNBREAKABLE"

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'LL GIVE YOU SPECIAL CELLS
              I've been playing since ARR and I can say this is one of the best savage fights in the entire game
              This should be the way all wall fights are done, let P7S be the example of what not to do
              Such a great fight

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The voice carries the fight, but apart from the TB sending you flying and the webs for HH its really not that interesting of a fight. I thought he was amazing first two weeks but was already bored on week 3. It just goes to show all savage fights should be voiced, because there is nothing to lose and everything to gain by adding them.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                This guy did a really good job, he was Hermes/ FannyDanny as well
                https://twitter.com/JeremyAngJones/status/1662204034625699845?lang=en-GB

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He has really good range, was surprised to discover it was him.

                I'll take any fight that has multiple platforms.

                Infact this is something the game should do way more, maybe even finally utilize fricking jumping to get between them.

                [...]
                I really like the bit of A12 where you have to go into the portals and save Cid.

                I honestly think more fights need to explore the concept of splitting the party in groups for periods of time.

                They've been pruning platform fights lol. Even P10S isn't really a platform fight, just has tiny extensions.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They have, and you know that one stormblood dungeon you go to find the old king's treasure, the one where you had to transform into a ghost enemy and fly over a pit? Yeah they removed that and just put a bridge there. I don't understand this games absolute hatred for verticality or things that aren't part of the norm. But its sad cause it seems like a really easy way to shake things up.

                I was honestly shocked when the 2nd variant dungeon actually required you to press the jump button, might be the first time in the game's history thats actually been required. Probably will get removed next expansion

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they removed miner tataru & yshtola questline
                >steps of faith turned into a solo msq instance
                >protecting estinien was removed from the nidhogg dungeon fight
                >the fight with hraesvelgr got turned into a generic circle arena fight

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's because they witnessed new players banging their heads on it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                right I forgot nu-videogames aren't meant to challenge players at all.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >removed ghost transformation from skalla

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >removed ghost transformation from skalla

                golbez armor motivations for changed dungeons and cross class homogenization of cat ear hoods for second life mods in the cheaters pvp bots

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know why and if you want the answer you will have to ask in the next thread, I will give you the answer there. I don't think it has been answered yet the real reason I haven't even seen it in any journalist article or in these threads the real reason listed.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They removed that because of muh trusts. Literally, every single dungeon and all of their mechanics from ARR to Stormblood that were MSQ required got dumbed the frick down to wall-to-wall pulls and straight lines not to simplify them for the players (besides those that love W2W), but so the AI doesn't have to really do much in following the player and doing fights. It actually makes any shit player getting the optional and hard dungeons a detriment because nothing prepares them for the likes of Aurum Vale's murderfrick first room.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So not only is the trust system making the msq worse, its making the gameplay worse.

                jesus what a shitshow

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yoshida wants games to play themselves for imaginary audiences that want to buy those games but suck at them. Ever wonder why he skilled journalist accessories in XVI so hard, but didn't bother to enforce traditional staples like Gilgamesh, dungeons, jobs, and super bosses made it in?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have no hope for any future main dungeons evermore, since the Trust system is violently nailed into the game at the hip now. All your interesting content is going to be everything else Trusts can't do. And I half expect Trials to eventually get Trusts too like Hydaelyn.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They will. Hydaelyn was the test run.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >stormblood minigames get deleted for trusts
                damn that would hurt.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have never seen anybody so confidently be such a pessimistic homosexual about the game he sinks time into since I got out of WoW's fanbase, and that one at least has impending death actually on the table.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Name one (1) singular example of something unique happening in an endwalker dungeon.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am much more interested in calling you a pessimistic homosexual than I am in jumping through the hoops you placed down.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have at least some confidence in the non-MSQ content, let me be clear on that front. So long as YoshiP doesn't shit off the side content again for non-raiders, at least. But the pre-SB MSQ dungeons are so gutted now, and even SB took some hits in boss design. I can be pessimistic when they've fundamentally kneecapped so much of the mandatory content besides the Trials.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But the pre-SB MSQ dungeons are so gutted now,
                Draw yourself as Christ on the cross somewhere else, I'm with the other guy that barely anything anybody gave a shit about was changed.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe 5 people care, move on with your life

                Remember us....Remember that we once lived....

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe 5 people care, move on with your life

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They will. Hydaelyn was the test run.

                >stormblood minigames get deleted for trusts
                damn that would hurt.

                I have never seen anybody so confidently be such a pessimistic homosexual about the game he sinks time into since I got out of WoW's fanbase, and that one at least has impending death actually on the table.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dumbed the frick down
                i don't think standardizing it actually dumbed down very many of them, there's ones like toto-rak where NOBODY, and i mean FRICKING NOBODY, liked the spiderweb +Slow hallway just before the last boss, and people willing to throw themselves into a pike formation about it only arrived after te change was implemented

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll take any fight that has multiple platforms.

                Infact this is something the game should do way more, maybe even finally utilize fricking jumping to get between them.

                I care more about the SOUL of the mechanic. Is it unique and cool? Is it standout compared to other fights? I don't care if Im standing and resolving.

                Endwalker had very few of those, P10s tank launches, and some mechs from the first criterion are all I can think of.

                I really like the bit of A12 where you have to go into the portals and save Cid.

                I honestly think more fights need to explore the concept of splitting the party in groups for periods of time.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I OFFER A GLIMPSE OF LADY ATHENAS dicky
              My favorite mechanic

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >grown woman
                >"dicky"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesnt know what dicky actually means

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                anglos have been using "dicky" as slang for pussy decades before your twitter meme

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah i'm sure some horse-toothed brit was yelling NEUGHHRH LADY JESSICA I DO DESIRE TO SEE YOUR *dicky* in the victorian era but he still sounded like a pedophile back then too

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Poor man's Kologarn.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro that looks like shit, the frick are those hands?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'll be honest chief i know nothing about WoW and had no interest in the setting or its characters so this mostly just looks like a shitty mobile game knocking off thunder god cid to me

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              My only complaint about this fight is that it still has too much baggage from the current raid design philosophy, e.g extremely scripted and too much reliance on body checks. Still the best in the tier, though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking of this recently, like a combination of dodging aoes, needing to swap spots every couple orbs, and the force march tethers. It should work and stay faithful to mechanics from the four lords, but we all know they're getting passed over for 5 katana phases and lunar tsukuyomi

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?
        bruh that shit was garbage it is the epitome of stand and let thing resolve

        >stand and let thing resolve BAD
        >BUT IT OK WHEN STORMBLOOD DOES IT DOE

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hello World
          😐
          >Hello World, but you don't have to hit the boss
          :OOOOO LFGGGGGG OH MY HYDAELYN OH MY CRYSTAL YES YES YESSSSSS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss being able to mana shift healers. It felt nice being able to throw a support while doing my rotation

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Free Trial bros, how's Stormblood treating you?

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Graphics update makes everyone look like wax dolls now

    What went so horribly wrong?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks better than what we have at the moment

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you either get waxy shine, or you get our current flat color clay dummies that then have the really fricking shitty character lighting shine on them.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are dunesfolk disgusting mutants or the next evolutionary step for the lalafell?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks fine imo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you either get waxy shine, or you get our current flat color clay dummies that then have the really fricking shitty character lighting shine on them.

      looks good doomsissies are at stage one

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like downtime cause it lets me either fix my rotation or spend things ahead of time knowing it'll still be back for the burst window.

    Getting to use shadowbringer outside of a burst window is a big deal for DRK okay?

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    me when i stand and let things resolve.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You made me laugh lizzer

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they've gotten scared of both "third parties" in fights (like Nero giving the gimbal and showing kefka's tells) and mechanics that aren't pure combat
    imagine how much more KINO endsinger would be if Zenos or even the Scions were manipulating the fight

    speaking of stormblood, if the next ultimate is shinryu this will be the first wall boss in an ultimate. They could just do the phase 2 hitbox but it's way too fricking big for a whole fight

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nidhogg and hrae in dsr p6 were wall bosses

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks senpai, I completely forgot about them
        now I look like a moron

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          dw that phase was pretty forgettable outside of solemn vow memes so I get it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I actually made sure to check before posting and thought "thordan > nidhogg > eyes > thordan, yep no walls" and completely skipped it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starting on phase 2 eliminates the most kino part of any fight in all of XIV, which is crossing the tail for yourself.

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >male Elezen
    What's the stereotype? It's like no one wants to play them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      actual unironic incels and not the cool ones like the chud meme

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I main male Elezen, Drg, Reaper, Paladin all look really good and match with Male Elezen.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >incelzen

      Best dungeons
      >Realm
      Best trials
      >Endwalker
      Best 24 mans
      >Stormblood
      Best Savage
      >Stormblood

      >best trials
      >EW
      Literally nobody thinks this.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        zoodyark and hidaelin best in the entire game.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            NIGA DONT LAUGH WHO BETTER

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best dungeons
    >Realm
    Best trials
    >Endwalker
    Best 24 mans
    >Stormblood
    Best Savage
    >Stormblood

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Best trials
      >Endwalker

      someone hasnt faught zeromus

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    goddamn i hate nearly every single hair mod I come across, nothing looks good and on the rare case it is, it's usually something that isn't hat compatible and i'd really wanna mix that

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    People still don't understand that good MMO content is about novelty. It's not about balance or any of that shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      True.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the mechanic everyone remembers from DSR? That's right, the time travel scene which barely counts as a mechanic.

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love that people have unironically started using 'stand and let thing resolve' as an argument, makes it really easy to tell who's never stepped foot in anything harder than extremes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hell even that complaint doesn't hold any water in EXs more often then it does

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's mostly b8 and moronation
      The person who made that video is incredibly disingenuous throughout

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's even worse if someone actually watched the video and starts pointing to other MMOs like "why can't 14 do THIS?"
      bitch, i don't want to suddenly break into some fricking Leap of Faith in the middle of a boss fight, while I'd like fights to be exciting and varied 14 is very distinct in how it handles itself compared to other tab target MMOs and I don't need it copying other shit like that. this isn't Guild Wars 2, and it ain't WoW despite the basis, go fricking play those games if you want those designs.

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any way to run a parser like ACT as a Dalamud plugin? I find ACT itself to be really awkward to use.

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long will the PVP armor be up for?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      until dawntrail

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Until next expansion. You have forever to get this one.

        iirc until dawntrail?

        Perfect, thank you anons!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until next expansion. You have forever to get this one.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      iirc until dawntrail?

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WEBS
    LIKE UNTO CHAINS

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what happened with this? they stopped doing contests right? now it's just a walk

      every savage floor is dreadful week 20, haven't all the good players already moved on?

      i'm missing 1 ring and earring for my casters
      i'm missing 1 chest for nin, 1 chest for healers, 1 pant for ranged and 1 pant for casters

      The voice carries the fight, but apart from the TB sending you flying and the webs for HH its really not that interesting of a fight. I thought he was amazing first two weeks but was already bored on week 3. It just goes to show all savage fights should be voiced, because there is nothing to lose and everything to gain by adding them.

      yeah
      with a good party it's always "well... will we live hh?" and that's about it, you know it's a bad party if anyone dies during bonds 3
      so much of the fight is muscle memory so i'm not even excited for anything about it anymore

      Yes
      The BiS is useless on alt jobs but I keep clearing it every week anyways, whatevs...

      keeps us occupied and prevents us from getting rusty
      but i will stop once i get everything that i'm missing which with bad luck it's probably 18 weeks from now

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >keeps us occupied and prevents us from getting rusty
        You're right about that
        I don't know about you, but I get killed by someone's mistake on the clear run every single week in at least 1 fight

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i've had luck with 1 pull for p9s (with healer lb3) and 2 pulls for p11s this week (got damage down and also my best parse as drk lol) i'm taking the reclears slowly, i don't have to do p10s anymore so i'm happy about that but sometimes i go into p12s and i just feel a sense of dread that maybe we won't get past caloric 2
          and that's at least 1 hour of my life gone
          but yes reclears have been terrible in the past 2 months i once couldn't clear p9s for 3 different parties

          >uh I thought you had the bulwark next xddd
          Every time

          it was that, it was passing the tether, it was at least 1 wipe to spin or flip, it was an extremely mechanically heavy fight

          I really like the design of all these fights but I can't analyse why.

          All these fights seem to have a lot of mechanical variety so maybe that's the reason.

          i rated what i consider the best fights in the game both on clears, prog and as an spectator, my idea being mostly how fun it is on all of these departments

          brute justice is and always has been in a tier of its own far above any other fight in the game. if you don't understand this, you either are a post-HW newbie whose opinions on anything don't matter, or got filtered by brute justice during midas

          that's why i put it next to an ultimate and above all savages, it is so good

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i rated what i consider the best fights in the game both on clears, prog and as an spectator

            I agree with the list, but I don't know why.
            Why is Titan better than Leviathan for example?
            There must be something those fights share that raises them above other boss fights.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              titan itself was just a quick fight, everything happens quickly, it leads into another fight with unique height mechanics, it is a great turn 4
              i think what makes a fight memorable is how tough it can be to clear or to solve, how it can surprise you on a new pull, how it surprises you while you prog it too

              Don't forget that Middy had one of the hardest hitting TBs in the game.

              that fight was designed with pure hatred in mind
              and then you get omega in o11s? pure hatred

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget that Middy had one of the hardest hitting TBs in the game.

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hello
    I like to fish
    and then I sell my fish
    it is all I do

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is boring without a static and it's too late to find one. Let's hope for 7.0 release.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's too late to find one.
      do an old ultimate

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to do content I've cleared many times, I want to clear current content but my schedule is fricked and everyone I know has quit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          what dc are you on? I know light has a pretty active ultimate scene in pf

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SE are cowards for no on-rail bosses aside from Steps of Faith. I can not believe they turned it into a solo instance.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not only did they turn it into a solo instance, that solo instance is highly scripted and you cant even climb the towers anymore. 🙂

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can't climb the towers anymore
        INITIATE SOUL EXTRACTION

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Deltascape 3.0 still the best Savage fight in the game? What made it so good?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the best savage fight in the game
      no
      but it's the best third turn

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >middy that low
        AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA BULWARKLET

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          reclearing it made my blood boil
          you have no idea how pissed off i was to have to go in there week after week i hate it so much i hate o10s it's so good but i hate it but it's so good

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >uh I thought you had the bulwark next xddd
            Every time

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Respectable list, I have no major complaints.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really like the design of all these fights but I can't analyse why.

        All these fights seem to have a lot of mechanical variety so maybe that's the reason.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ucob is the most boring fight in the entire game, I'd rather do p2s again

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        brute justice is and always has been in a tier of its own far above any other fight in the game. if you don't understand this, you either are a post-HW newbie whose opinions on anything don't matter, or got filtered by brute justice during midas

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one talks about this one but it really was an exceptionally fun 3rd turn
      I loved it on MNK

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people pretend Viper is anything like NIN, which is a Mudra based based job. A melee spellcaster.
    This is another RPR.
    The player interests are completely different.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do people pretend to know anything about viper, they've only shown 4 gcds shut the frick up

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        123 combo
        possibly 45 combo with twinblade
        one OGCD
        buff that gives you stacks, used 3 times for ST move

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We dunno *what* the hell it'll be at this time, all we've seen are a glimpse of its twinblade stance and a couple of GCDs.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do people pretend to know anything about viper, they've only shown 4 gcds shut the frick up

      doomies are going to doom
      compare the VPR reveal to the RPR one

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are you comparing the first job revealed to the second job revealed?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          tbf all job reveals are hot dogshit. You never learn anything from them and they're done in an uninteresting way. Outside of the initial reveal hype the actual trailer is pretty shit.
          At least with SHB EW and DT they gave them proper intros.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much, we won't learn anything meaningful until the final ramp up to the expansion including the job actions trailer and the media tour.

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What Mario Party minigame would make for a good Extreme/Savage/Ultimate mechanic?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      THE GREAT CATACLYSM, FAITHFULLY RECREATED.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        STAND AND LET MUSHROOM RESOLVE
        STAND AND LET MUSHROOM RESOLVE

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          HIDE AND LET BULLETS RESOLVE

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          HIDE AND LET BULLETS RESOLVE

          POINT AND CLICK TO RESOLVE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not from Mario Party, but I'd like to see a ring centered on the boss that expands the further you move away from a boss so it's always covering you. You and a few other party members get rings and have to line them up so they don't overlap and then you have to resolve another mechanic or two at the same time.

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate MMO lingo.

    "Add"? It's called an "Enemy."

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this appropriate attire for a night in town at her age?

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think it's time for me to become a FFXIV content creator for dawntrial. I'm a gay furry btw.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just make sure to downplay how many players aren't returning and make lukewarm critics of the game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, is that how it works? I was more thinking of making actual content with some nice presentation.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No you have two options:
          1. Videos where you whenever Emet is mentioned or on screen
          2. News videos on upcoming expansion
          You can also branch out and maybe post "reactions" to Soken music. Something like "Gay Furry reacts to In the Balance OPERA IS ALIVE IN FFXIV"

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            So no one wants actual production values for FFXIV content creation? I don't mind "reacting" to something but it would be a coherent opinion that is 2-3 mins and not drawn out for 11+ minutes.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Meant to say coherent video, not opinion.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              my favorite xiv video this year is this one

              something in-depth about the game
              or just something regarding the development of things
              content creation doesn't really work for xiv, and making a fun video about random parties you've had could get you in trouble
              i'm too tired for this going to bed ask me again tomorrow

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >job reveal trailer
    >*SWINCH SHING*
    >*crowd start clapping*
    >*SWINCH SHING* *SWINCH SHING*
    >crowd going bananas
    >*krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* shhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
    >*SWINCH SHING* *SWINCH SHING**SWINCH SHING* *SWINCH SHING**SWINCH SHING* *SWINCH SHING**SWINCH SHING* *SWINCH SHING**SWINCH SHING* *SWINCH SHING*
    >crowd loses it and starts pillaging the theatre

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brother, they clapped at EU when they said gatherers and crafters would also be level 100, which is old fricking news from NA fanfest.

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of posts in this thread don't come across as natural, they come across as practiced.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOO DON'T TALK ABOUT THE GAME JUST SPAM GIBBERISH LIKE GOLBEZ ARMOR!!!!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what t** frick is golbez armour

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          golbez is a gigachad breedable daddy that wears the armor to be manmode and some other hidden motivations

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick did I just read

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              the armorcord is displeased with your post

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >golbez is a gigachad breedable daddy
            I wish this was true

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's referring to posts targeted at himself, worded like "2 minute kate golbez armor pixie meta", where they're running down a list of repetitive subjects dumped thread-by-thread that are game related enough to warrant being called "discussion points" but are very clearly just the same guy talking about the same things over and over. Said guy also starts spamming ALL CAPS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! so that you pay attention to him abruptly trooning out.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOOOOO DON'T YOU SEE YOU CAN'T CRITIQUE OR TALK ABOUT THE GAMES FLAWS IT TRIGGERS ME!!!!!!
            >YOU'RE ALL THE SAME PERSON THE VOICES TOLD ME!!!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'm him

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what t** frick is golbez armour

        He's referring to posts targeted at himself, worded like "2 minute kate golbez armor pixie meta", where they're running down a list of repetitive subjects dumped thread-by-thread that are game related enough to warrant being called "discussion points" but are very clearly just the same guy talking about the same things over and over. Said guy also starts spamming ALL CAPS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! so that you pay attention to him abruptly trooning out.

        >NOOOOOO DON'T YOU SEE YOU CAN'T CRITIQUE OR TALK ABOUT THE GAMES FLAWS IT TRIGGERS ME!!!!!!
        >YOU'RE ALL THE SAME PERSON THE VOICES TOLD ME!!!

        golbez told us of the dungeon armor motivations for skalla ghosts to help with pvp class identity
        this allows standing to let thing resolve for ecelebs second life opinions on job balance needing to die for demystification
        this finally allows us to post official forums for hrothgirl meta and armorcording with manmode on everything being cheats

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh you forgot the 2 min meta

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ecelebs second life opinions on job balance needing to die for demystification
          Finally it said something that makes sense

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the absolute frick are you talking about

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Am I having a stroke?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not doing your Ganker xiv dalies

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish I were their dad and forced them to come back home to the Tribe for breeding.

  89. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >XI Raids don't just drop raid gear
    >they drop accessories that make races resemble their XI selves more

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >objective downgrade for roegadyns to galka

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Galka
        >Downgrade

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would highlanders look like? They don't have a XI equivalent.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        not entirely sure, it made me look at character creation again and I forgot the models were pretty damn good for 2002, even if they're not the actual in-game character models.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          they were supposed to be at one point

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the creation models were really nice looking. I'm so looking forward to some more XI gear, the art style was great.

  90. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What dungeons must become. Appeal to me and me alone. CAST ASIDE THE CASUAL

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically. Frick all casuals. If you can't handle going left or right you don't deserve to exist in the same virtual space as my avatar.

  91. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gibberish poster melty
    Average cultist.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the gibberish kate meta allows for the discussion of giott being a male for the zero character arc in criterion rewards
      if this happens it leads into fujo cultist cross class for xi to exist in the eureka fate maps with linear dungeons
      the extent of zepla fan fest for modding gear out of the game leads to class balance in stomrblood for limbal rings

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        starting to like these posts tbqh

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stick around long enough and you start to recognise posters, names and avatars aren't needed I'd say 80% of the posts in these threads are regulars.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I made every post in this thread.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm him.

              I'm her

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm him.

  92. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    *WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*

  93. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    one thing I'd really like to see in a future update with the graphics improvement is IK (inverse kinematics) so characters stop floating off of the ground in their idle animations or some shit, or at least some motion correction so they lean into their turning movements like 1.0.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      does it really matter when attack animations will still be hilariously floaty playing out as though you have your feet firmly planted on the ground while you slide around like the floor is conveyor belts

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dragon kick while moving
        >tumble around like a ragdoll

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          all the melees look stupid as hell, samurai doing some nothing personnel backstab while sprinting sideways at 150mph while the drg does his air dash dive while spinning 180 degrees

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            dark knight and gunbreaker never actually finish their attack animations because they weave so hard

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              At least the continuation combo was designed with that in mind and still looks good.

  94. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody who claims XIV dungeons are at all good with any sincerity will be thrown off a blimp. There will be no warnings.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They used to be slightly less bad.

  95. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm preparing for Viper by dual wielding my phone and keyboard to singlehandedly populate XIV threads.

  96. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We did it Patrick! We beat the Bozja Kate meta!

  97. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    remove pf and force everyone to do random matched df for everything
    only options are sync or no sync
    tune all content to be completed by groups of randos that can't be expected to have more than in-game text chat

  98. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I win?

  99. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    does the shadowless skirt have pants underneath it?

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