>Final Fantasy XVI fricking SUCKS
>Metal Gear Solid 4 fricking SUCKS
>Diablo IV fricking SUCKS
>Fallout 3 is tight
>Metal Gear Solid is tight
>Diablo II is tight
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>Final Fantasy XVI fricking SUCKS. >Metal Gear Solid 4 fricking SUCKS. >Diablo IV fricking SUCKS
Fun gameplay is king, story means frick all. I'm the same way
>left click dopamine farm
>fun
holy shit taste
he based
no he's not, he bent his knee to twitch when he got banned back then, instead of staying based and streaming on youtube he could easily get money via other ways
You know nothing about the business. Being "based" is for suicidal morons, a steady stream of money from loyal suckers is everything.
if he wasnt a lazy fatass that relied on someone for the technical stuff, he could easily just make a patreon, but whatever, it's his life
very few streamers have a patreon for some reason and I don't get it, it's free money
I knew of a streamer who pulled like 1k viewers, the guy just shit out youtube videos that were just edited parts of his stream about a particular topic and then shilled his patreon at the end of the vid, the patreon was just more vids and an exclusive discord channel
boom, guy made 5.5k a month off the patreon alone and ended up quitting streaming anyway to just do youtube and patreon instead
it's massive returns for barely any extra work
>his stream
no breasts and 5k5 per month?
impressive
yep he mainly talked about growing streams, esports shit and business marketing
for some reason people can't get enough of that stuff
youtube streaming is much harder to make money off of than twitch, plus a guy like aris is so technically inept that he would struggle to stream on youtube where shit is not as foolproof as twitch, for example on youtube if the content id system detects copyrighted content it'll straight up end your stream
Aris is a fat moron sometimes, what can I say
bald frick would be funny if he was actually good at games, but weed burned his braincells clean out, so he can't handle anything harder than mario anymore.
He cleaned Ghosts 'n Goblins Resurrection's hard mode, which would filter 90% of Ganker though.
cleared, even
Yes morons that's my point. Any game that requires more than sheer reflexes stumps him into moronation. Watching him stumble his way through Dead Space remake was downright painful because he could barely parse basic puzzles with his weed brain.
>he doesn't know
You really are as dumb as a rock. That is why people watch his stream and not yours.
MODS! TAKE THIS GUY OUT BACK AND SHOOT THAT BYTCH
Holy autism.
he's a soul calibur 2 world champion. what are you champion of?
Sucking wiener.
>what are you champion of?
breakfast
He used to be one of the best American Tekken players and one of the best Soul Calibur players in the world, those aren't easy games
pooooof. what's up amigos. happy big wednesday. hmmm i had a pizza earlier today and man it was so delicious it was crazy.
anyways i'm going to be playing some diablo toda-HEY WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT??? 777777777-hey alright. lord 7 thanks!
anyways look shhhhhh will you guys keep it down???
BUTTHASH JACK MILLER FOX 30 NEWS
hey aris i w-HEHEHEH THANK YOU
bagoooosh get parried b***h! don't ever ask a question around here pendejo!
let me read what that guy said...
hmmmm hey i dont like your name so FRICK YOU.
kick rocks shithead! hey someone shoot this guy. mods take this guy out back and have sex with him will ya?
anyways what was that guy saying?
i think it was something about being gay or some shit...
anyways SHUT UP. and get shot b***h. and thanks!
hmm so what was i doing again? oh yeah i was-*FOGHORN SOUNDS* you're my favorite streamer smile
hey thanks. anyways SHHHH. i'm trying to concentra-ooOOOHH FRICK!!
psh psh psh. you guys did that not me.
*sigh* okay listen chatroom i'm taking a break. 5-7 min be cool. and buy a shirt will ya?
Not bad but needs more emphasis on food. I don't think I've ever entered this fat frick's stream when he's not rambling about food.
I can literally hear this all in my head. You watch one Aris stream, you have seen them all.
he found his formula, watch older streams and he put more effort, but the thing is he clockes in like 3 hours a few times a week and it works
Aris is hilarious the first time you watch him, but then sooner or later you start to understand the “live reruns” meme
sup stoners and frick the tekken community
This is perfect.
Good job,anon.
Also, don't forget that his webcam is literally "broken" because he put on a filter. He fixed it on stream one day and literally rebooted to "Break" it.
it's the white levels on the detector being busted, if the room gets really bright it will fix the camera until it gets restarted.
https://livestreamfails.com/post/69675
He did something last week in OBS with the USB detection or something and it fixed it.
It's kinda funny you guys think this is some juicy exposé about the camera because I seriously doubt anyone who watches him cares if its actually broken or not.
>he put on a filter
moron
He intentionally keeps it that way to ban people who point it out. I've never fallen for it but people constantly getting shot (especially due to his popularity boom with SF6) gets old fast
>green filter
Not enough talking about dicks or sucking them
based
>That time someone made an avatar of him with Paul in Tekken that he fought.
Almost perfect, it is only missing that sometimes he complains about his Gout.
KEK
I've watched this dude literally once and this was my exact experience word for word. I could even hear it.
What's the appeal of this guy? He's unpleasant, constantly on the defensive, and unfunny. Not to mention his chat is basically like a zoo.
the trick is to laugh at him without him catching on
He bans people like you thats why I like him
So he only keep around people who suck his dick and spam emotes like monkeys? ok
Really makes you mad huh?
>like zoo
that's the appeal
everyone wants a self insert
he is actually such a washed up clown
80% of his streams is spent on talking about food and dick sucking
his audience is filled with fatsos
>happy big wednesday
Friday*
>psh psh psh
>buy a shirt will ya
That list is outdated
MGS4 is horrendous, yes
Has this guy changed any for people who watch him a lot? I've only seen a few of his videos years ago and I seen a recent one the other day and he's like exactly the same. It was honestly surprising in a good way.
he used to rage more a long time ago, controls it better now most of the time
must be nearly 20 since his win, doesn't talk about it much tho
he’s mellowed out a lot
Is he still mindbroken by COVID?
ofc he's from cali
he shits on EVs, weirdly
he was just freaked out because he's always been a germaphobe and all his family he visits is super old and sickly. Now he just talks about not going to events because it's gross and he won't go anywhere if it needs a mask
What happened to Aris? Why is Aris so sensitive lately? I've been following him for years but will time you out for 5 mins over anything now. Is it just his mods being sensitive? Had to unfollow the guy.
He has a low tolerance for undesirables like you
who is in the wrong? Question asking b***hes or humorless mods?
Remember when he didn't have a minimum donation message and people would donate 1 cent and say the dumbest shit and he'd have to parry them himself, and he'd get so fricking pissed sometimes he'd go on a rant over a donation message but would always end it with "and thanks"
moron. You're the definition of 'lurk more'. How did you end up on a site like this
literally all you have to do to not get banned are any of the following
>don't @ him
>don't ask any questions (unless its about food only)
>just lurk (best option since his mods can also be trigger happy or they hit you when banning someone else and they won't unban you either)
and definitely don't ask about his mother's grandkids
he'll laugh at veiled race stuff though
What's the lore on the grankids?
honestly i only visit his streams for the cheap thrill of doing all of the above and getting a 10 minute timeout
I dunno, just mention TTT2 and he'll want to kill himself
Nyans broke up with him earlier in the year and you can tell he's still mad about it. His re4 remake playthrough was really low energy.
I didn't know that. Wasn't watching during RE4 cause I was playing it myself. That sucks man
>use streamer for clout
>leave
>keep clout
many such cases!
Why are you, a grown man, gossiping?
why do you give a frick what I do? I'm extrapolating that from
You're in a public space, one that's restricted to minors at that. Behave like a grown up or you will be called out.
you know what, you're right.
Wholesome
*smiles*
so when are you going to star acting like a proper adult?
>restricted to minors
>he actually believes this
I thought something was up. She lost a bunch of weight too.
pics? is this really true?
I don't have any pics. I just dropped into her stream one time and she was actually on cam instead of using her Gengar avatar. She had bleached blonde hair and was considerably skinnier.
you literally have her nickname in the thread, just look her up on twitch you lazy bum
I would only see how that b***h looks now. I don't know that thot, just wanted to see the difference.
>Nyans
Wait what? they dated for real?
It was low energy because the game sucked and he didn't have it in him to admit it.
I dont watch this guy anymore, but i remember some anon saying this months ago, guess it was true
Apparently this girl left him because he is unsufferable and the biggest b***h, super negative/shallow in some aspects and wont take criticism or even try to be better, lives in the past and do the same 5 racist jokes from 20 years ago
it was her biggest regret because she was part of his community and now all that is gone
>Apparently this girl left him because he is unsufferable and the biggest b***h, super negative/shallow in some aspects and wont take criticism or even try to be better, lives in the past and do the same 5 racist jokes from 20 years ago
Where are you getting that info? Did she say all of that?
sounds more like he got made fun of and now holds a grudge and makes shit up to make himself feel better
you sound like a pathetic trannoid and I never liked that prostitute or "girlfriend season". I think that b***h wanted him to marry her or some shit (as women want to marry young when they have the most power due to their beauty) and aris is not a moron like many believe and didn't want any of that shit so she left to ride the next wiener as she had a dozen simps just waiting to take over. a tale old as time. and if you think aris is racist you really should go back to r*ddit right now, nyans - you vapid prostitute.
>and if you think aris is racist you really should go back to r*ddit right now, nyans - you vapid prostitute.
It's funny when trannies jump to defend Ari's and have to include their delusions about him. The man still calls your kind homosexuals in private, as do I. Racism is funny and will never not be funny as well kek
>Racism is funny and will never not be funny as well kek
based
calling me - one of the biggest haters of trannies - a troony
you are not even trying, pathetic
being "racist" is not only funny but it's also common sense
Go to bed, Aris.
Am I in high school?
>he is unsufferable and the biggest b***h, super negative/shallow in some aspects and wont take criticism or even try to be better, lives in the past and do the same 5 racist jokes from 20 years ago
he's just like me
It's no secret that he's a teenager trapped in a shitty body. He stays in that mindset probably to cope with his shitty early life, being a fatso, eating unhealthy (and still doing it) and gaming 24/7 for escapism. As a matter of fact most of these things haven't changed. From my point of view that's why he tries to keep any negative energy at bay, because it brings out all the self-loathing. What I can't stand the most about him is his anti-intellectualism. You become dumb watching him, and the kids that do just mimic his behavior and insults. Bad influence in the long run, though I can't deny some of his streams were incredibly entertaining. Crying is Not Enough is a legendary playthrough.
>intellectual streamers
kek
Nice 200 word essay
>You become dumb watching him
I became dumb reading this post
>You become dumb watching him
Weird, I don't get that feeling at all
Especially when much bigger streamers like xQc exist and their main content is braindeadly reacting to tiktok
xQc probably makes you even dumber.
this is what I mean, kids just regurgitating his lines, being arrogant, avoiding any critical debate at all cost.
You got a point, not saying there are many streams that enlighten you. To me it's more about not being comfortable as a simpleton and mocking people that actually try to have a normal conversation instead of just spamming the same one liners and insulting each other.
I've seen with my own eyes zoomers (who aren't quebec gays) speak just like xqc and I started to worry about whether I'd see more of that shit in the future
I know it's human nature to learn mannerisms from other humans but imagine learning them from xqc, jesus christ
>mocking people that actually try to have a normal conversation
Kek, why the frick are you trying to have a normal conversation with a streamer?
Holy frick, you are the kind of parasocial loser viewer Aris keeps roasting and banning.
Joke's on you, I'm still unbanned after all these years. It's also funny to me how any of you don't have a counterargument - all you can do is resort to ad hominem insults - proving my point.
>His anti-intellectualism
Before he blew up when he didn't have the 24/7 stoner persona and would actually interact with chat outside of banning them/talking about food he came off as a solidly intelligent, well-read person. He got too popular for his own good
He worked at a library so that's very probable. Why would you abandon that trait? Why degenerate like that?
Dude he has to tard wrangle a few thousand morons every night. No way that would manageable at that scale with those viewers.
it's the classic smart guy playing the role of dumb guy act.
He gets over $700,000 a year before donations from streaming if you believe that leak from a year or so ago. Good a reason as any if you ask me.
My bad I looked it up the leak was for 2 years earnings so say $350,000 a year
He'd make that even without acting like a dimwit.
There are civil chats even with many viewers.
I don't like CoHH-Carnage but his chat would be an example. Grubby is another one. DatModz. Not saying it's common, just possible. Also highly depends on the vibes you give off. If you act like a tard, you're bound to attract some.
i'm guessing you're autistic or underage or both
Autistic for sure. I'm sure we got plenty of social outcasts in this thread.
You still didn't bring up any argument other than trying insinuate stuff about me
what is there to debate? its a convenient persona that lets him entertain people with minimal effort. insinuating he's a moron for not catering to your "intellectual ism" is pretty arrogant tbh
There's no insinuating. It's pretty obvious he's acting dumb or worse, actually being foolish.
He doesn't have to cater to me, but I have the right to judge.
I dunno, I personally hate listening to streamers talk to their chat. It's always some inane shit especially in aris's chat. That or people dickriding the streamer hard which also happens in aris's chat but at least there is a culture of keeping out the long winded messages and donations.
A streamer that I like is Elajjaz. Pleasant presence without being a dick, his chat is decent, you can talk normally in it, fun and goofieness are also to be had.
That being said I get that some people try to make the stream about themselves by donating about their dead relative or something, which is disrespectful - on the other hand some of these folk have no one to turn to since they spend their life online.
ella and his chat are turbo midwits though. ella is the fakest thing I've ever seen, he is dumb and literally hollow. aris is based, nobody gives a frick about your frickuped life. we are here to laugh only
I'm very much the opposite I don't see any point in watching a stream with no interaction with the viewers. I understand that that just becomes impossible after reaching a large viewer count.
hey alright
I think hes the only streamer who actually understands the uselessness of thier profession. He's basically a babysitter for adults who has made hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars over the years. Add to that the fact that he's a pretty intellgient guy with actually great storytelling skills and get a really fun and entertaining personality.
Never watched a full stream of his though, typically just stick to the shorter youtube videos. Would definitely hang out with him if I could.
the twitch leak showed that he made around 700k in the 2 years that the leak covered not including donos, he probably has over a million but most likely not two million
he's been streaming for longer than that, though. i know he was basically nobody until his post-ttt2 blowup but it wouldn't surprise me if he hit $2 mil with all the merch sales, youtube revenue, occasional commentary gigs, and sponsored streams.
obvious samegay is samegay
hit and a miss
its swing and a miss dumbass
>Apparently this girl left him because he is unsufferable and the biggest b***h, super negative/shallow in some aspects and wont take criticism or even try to be better, lives in the past and do the same 5 racist jokes from 20 years ago
I mean that's why we like watching him, he resonates with the average Gankeridiot
Woman will swerve but he already won by dumping cum in her anyway
Alright I looked and apparently she has been a twitch partner in January. She did lose some weight and even did the whole cutting her hair thing like anime characters. Wether or not she just used him for clout is another question but I can see it
So that's why girlfriend season stopped being said on stream for a while now
I had to google it (thanks reddit)
ay dios mio!
They're back together but not open about it publicly this time. She's travelling to his today so if he takes days off this coming week but doesn't go into details you know why.
stop it aris, it's over
get shot b***h
he changed due to covid. Now he's just a hermit that doesn't go out and do anything so every stream is just the same shit over and over again.
Mod randomly times someone out, he shits on the person who got timed out, start talking about food, random popular media garbage, some reference to "racism" or "bigotry", food talk again. Just the same handful of topics over and over again.
The only time it's interesting to watch is when he's playing something that's he's actually interested in, like the Ghost and goblins playthrough a while back.
He loves his mom who loves kids but won’t give her kids but spends all day acting moronic for kids
It eats at a man over 30 with no partner
Anyone has video when he says "anime is trash and frick you", but inside the moon of bloodborne the reborn one fight?
>put over a hundred hours into Diablo 4
>say it sucks
He should do like Ganker and shit on games without having played them, amirite bros
That's when you know you can trust his opinion on the subject
BAGOOSH
He's right
someone explain this one to me
It's based off the character Aris from the game Blue Archive who also plays fighting games
character on the right is alice (or aris in japanese) and they're playing a fighting game so it's a free reference
Rosemi mentioned liking his streams before
I am liking FF XVI so far but side quests seem pointless. Should I keep doing them, am I going to run into anything which is interesting?
No, they're all MMO tier
Some of them have some interesting story stuff, but they're never interesting gameplay wise. I'd say do them, but feel free to skip the dialogue if it seems boring, which it often will.
They're all trash. Feel free to skip the dialogue entirely. They're just there to get one or two extra levels before the next story segment. Even the rewards are completely pointless.
Do them, but skip the dialogue. Only the companion side quests are any good.
They're great for world building later n the game. Early on, they're pretty shit.
Bored of his stream but the fat dwarfs always right on games. Anyone who liked XVI or D4 are ultra morons
>Trans Fantasy 16
he thinks Fallout 4 is one of the best games ever and actually thinks Todd is a good director so hard to take anything he says seriously
Because it's a fun game
You know, what games are actually for. Having fun
it's one gameplay loop repeated over and over again literally infinitely. If you call Fallout 4 fun I think you'd also find a styrofoam cup fun
>gameplay loop
never fricking talk to me again.
classic fallout 4 fan, go eat some crayons moron
He's just rustling unsociable morons like yours jimmies. He loves trolling people and looking at this thread it obviously works. He's stated that he loves Fallout 4 because it's a broken hilarious mess and that's why he only plays meme shit that breaks. He also loves Path of Exile, Resident Evil, Dragon's Dogma so it seems he's pretty basado. Literally a pre-tourism Gankeraggot.
i wish aris went back to playing gta v instead of all the weird indie bullshit
This guy is a complete dumb moron outside of soul calibur and tekken
LIGHTNING and shit
What is Aris? Armenian? There too many of them over there.
Nice question, b***h.
fat LTG
Aris is funny, but I do not share his taste in games. Loved watching him play Elden Ring though.
I find it kinda fascinating that Aris can talk so much shit without precaution while DSP on the other hand has a hate mob following him.
This guy is the only person on the internet that can mention other races without walking on eggshells or being a weirdo incel about it
>troony shows up
>laughs uncontrollably
yeah I'm thinking based
This always get me lol
Sony presentations are a riot with this guy. I remember one where they showed some hideous drag queen and he lost his shit immediately
I remember when lady d's voice actor went up on stage to accept an award she took her mask off and revealed her massive nose and he was like 'put that shit back on'
Remembering his comment on the israeli girl in tlou2
https://clips. twitch. com/FlirtyPolishedScorpionAMPEnergyCherry-g8hXImgjGvweRXAI
he really is god's gift to streaming
I clipped the part when he played South Park, scrolled through the classes and he paused on israelite and he bursted into the biggest laughter, but he pussied out because he thought this game would actually be the end of his career and probably asked n0pants to wipe the channel clean
Stick of Truth would have been the GOAT stream if circa 2014 Aris played it.
anywhere with sound please?
https://imgur.com/a/fGUsKUR
thanks, man
this is why he dropped the game
he was afraid of getting in trouble for laughing at stuff like this
lol i can hear this webm. his laugh is so contagious
The game isn't banned on twitch what Aris fear is himself not the game. He know he won't be able to not laugh at some jokes that are now considered bad in this current clown world. He doesn't want to have a mob of leftists homosexuals trying to cancel him and have shitty cucks website writting article about him.
He is obviously still paranoid about the SFxT drama.
there was just a funny cat video he saw earlier
Post video
video?
This is my favorite Aris moment
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>said Dragon's Dogma is better than FFXVI because DD doens't force you to watch a movie and you can just skip dialogue
>spent a good 30 minutes just grabbing people and throwing them off cliffs
He based.
You can skip the scenes and talking in FF too you dumbfrick
my ass is tight or so ive heard
He doesnt like any games. Ganker loves him because he is Ganker incarnate. Literal contrarian.
Kinda depressing to stay away from twitch 1 whole year just to come back and see that this guy is still doing the same jokes over and chat regurgitating the same memes
>He doesnt like any games.
The only reason I watch him is because he genuinely enjoys games to the point that it brings him happiness.
Only good games though.
that's like being depressed to see someone at the same job after a year. frickin moron
Don't forget that this guy got in hot water for inappropriate comments and getting handy with a girl in a SFxT and now constantly wokescolds his chat for much less due to being on the bezobucks payroll. He also had a mental breakdown streaming Super Mario Sunshine when someone told him one of his fans died of COVID. Weak!
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>He also had a mental breakdown streaming Super Mario Sunshine when someone told him one of his fans died of COVID. Weak!
Is there a video of this? I can't find shit.
nta but iirc someone donated a message saying someone died and aris got mad at him for bringing it up in a donation because whether or not its true it ruined the mood and he's trying to keep bad vibes out and it would be better to dm him instead of donate plus not being able to verify when dozens of stoners in his chat could be lying about people dying. He found out it was legit tho cause he remembered the name from the chat and had to quit streaming cause it ruined his mood. I think they sorted it out on twitter later apologizing and shit
I saw that live. He doesn't like gdq quotes. It really does ruin the mood of the stream. No one wants to hear your problems or sad shit. Everyone has their own.
>people mature as they grow up
It's always funny to me when people find this shocking cause it tells you a lot about them.
Also need to see this
i wonder what this guy said to piss off a group of kiwifarm chuds to keep making threads about him to gossip about decade old drama
It's probably not that complicated
He probably just banned one severe autist who will eternally seethe about it
Whatever, making threads on Ganker isn't the worst thing in the world. In the path, psychos like him would've turned out like that weirdo that shot John Lennon.
Literally one guy just brought that stuff up after five hours of the thread being up.
Every Aris thread is the same and that guy always conveniently shows up to derail about halfway through
He's probably making the threads tbh
>Every Aris thread is the same
Wow just like his streams
I'm not delving into schizo territory with you, sorry.
Why are Aris threads allowed to stay up? Are the mods stoners?
why arent full playthroughs being uploaded to youtube anymore
Cause n0pants is a b***h. Gotta save his vods yourself now.
who
(internet celebrities)
this guy is no different that LTG when it comes to chat interaction. he gets mad about the most mundane shit. legit wastes 10 minutes of everyone's time talking down to some random tourist in his chat because he typed something irrelevant.
Good, lurk moar
This is the mutt that seethes about white people umprompted and spends all of his free time playing Path of Exile slop
don't worry it's only an act. he doesn't actually have a complext. it's all for show.
lel this dude is still seething about obvious banter
>turn on stream
>streamer talking about how he hates white people
>oh ok i'll leave
>thread is made about streamer
>oh isn't that the guy that hates white people
>SEETHING
Is he not?
hey alright
It's kind of astounding how as long as you're charismatic, you can be essentially a human record player and people will throw money at you forever.
I like Aris but I have to take breaks from watching him, because of how unabashedly repetitive his commentary is becoming.
Whatever happened to Echang or whatever his name was? He used to be around the streams all the time.
The only good game in that list is D2
I thought he liked MGS 1 and 3 and hated 2, 4 and Twin Snakes.
I appreciate that he tells morons in his chat to shut the frick up and that he keeps that parry option around. I don't watch streams often but I occasionally pop in on Aris because he's funny and has some good stories but I can see how his schtick can become grating for autists who watch it religiously every day.
he has a point though when people donate and talk about their woes in life because that shit really does make a stream gay as frick and drags everyone down.
it's kinda funny that agdq is literally built around those kinds of donations
I don't know how people can stomach that shit
I literally only watch aris for his shitty horror game play through. It's the only thing that scratches the shitstorm of scarriness itch
Does anyone remember the video where he dated a vegan, but she would eat fish cause they don’t breath air?
she would eat fish because they don't blink
That, do you know the video?
Hey alright
Aris also likes New Vegas and Fallout 4
Also hates MGS2, important to note
Imagine funding a pathetic 40 year old NEET's pathetic excuse of a lifestyle
>I like California because it's the least bigot state
aris is a wienersucking homosexual
>"And thanks.... Holdin' Madiq"
aris easily outs the autists in the crowd, no wonder there are spergs on Ganker who can't stand him
he's an autist himself, just take one look at him
>take one look
>ESL
Shiggy diggy
>cancels stick of truth playthrough out of 'sensitivity'
aris still traumatized from twitter and kotaku
moron he just uses that as a funny excuse to stop playing dogshit games. He's constantly making fun of the "LGBTBBQ" community he doesn't care
Anybody mad in this thread got shot for being annoying
Pretty obvious, yeah.
The whole "I don't understand why people in the public eye aren't as virulently and openly racist as I am" crowd is something else.
Video games, stupid homosexual, VIDEO GAMES.
You should all be ashamed for even bothering to type in someone's stream
this
literally no point
the only thing that appears for me on the chat log is honestly just any form of laughter
This. Friendless behavior
bro, you're posting on Ganker
cringe
i would be ashamed to think it's some serious act.
anyone remember the quancena incident
His Sons of Liberty stream is the most embarrassing moment of his Twitch career.
People seething about this guy is funny. He's a good streamer who isn't boring to watch or listen to and avoids drama. People complain about him reusing jokes all the time, but then use years old memes and buzzwords while doing it. It's ironic.
He has some insightful stuff to say and has actual interesting stories and life lessons that he passes to his audience. And besides, he reminds me of the Old Wild West internet era and is generally a good guy. I'm always going to watch his Tekken Tournament streams.
Why does he talk about dicks so much? Can't go 5 minutes in his stream with mentioning dicks or wieners
Aris is based, he has shit taste and is trash at any vidya that isnt a fighting game but hes funny as hell.
>taste
Sorry he insulted your favorite generic AAA trash, but Aris has pretty good taste in vidya. If anything he actually doesn't hate video games ENOUGH.
You clearly haven't seen his terrible MGS3 playthrough
*MGS2
MGS2 is a garbage game and all his complaints about it are correct.
'cept for the intro snake bit
No he has shit taste and sounds like a whiny 13 year old b***hing about Raiden the entire time
found the dweeb that has the revengeance soundtrack on his playlist
Raiden's existence was making fun of people like you and therefore you hate him.
based raidenchad
I like aris, but his tastes sometimes are utter shit, just look at his ex
>hits blunt
>loses hair
>starts his 13459th playthrough of RE1
Hey alright.
I don't fricking care about any of these, even then why would I ever listen to some platinum player?
for me, it's his FGC arc
I hope he finishes Dragons Dogma but we all know he won't. Too jank for his patience
yes, yes, yes, no, yes, no. not bad coming from a fellow fat balding guy.
Enjoy the 1.2 million amigo
I hope Aris finds his Kayo Police
HEY ALRIGHT, KEEP IT DOWN WILL YA
poof what up stoners
happy big friday
i like to put some old vod on and fall asleep. funny guy
hard mode: fall asleep watching him play a shitty horror game
>Fallout 3 is tight
Pretty homosexual Reddit opinion you've got there anon-gay
whens tekken
I miss old aris streams, he really did end up turning into those "gets louder and obnoxious" type of person
it could be worse, I used to watch xqc and now I can barely understand the words coming out of his mouth it's like the covid era made his english degrade
hey bros
hey alright
when he starts talking about dicks covered in 'chocolate' the tab gets closed
I don't know what I despise more, his disgusting appearance, his annoying nasal laugh, his moronic opinions or his braindead fans.
You can't trust Dragunov players.
finna down 2
Aris used to be pure cringe
old aris was the best
Bagoosh
Just can't trust any balding fat fgc autists with attention spans shorter than their wieners to have any taste in vidya tbh
he has weird tastes
we all know papa was framed
tfw don't get what the "0 in 20" means
was he in prison or some shit for 20 days?
The lore is
>The founder and former CEO of Papa John's Pizza has denied allegations he's a racist while claiming he's been working for the last '20 months' to eradicate the N-word from his vocabulary.
She has a big face but she's still cute
She is however a progressive white woman though
nopants, can you please influence him to play some shitty scary game
all the sf6 is getting to me
I used to really enjoy his "I'm a cop I hate stoners and weed" schtick he used to have. Too bad he stopped shit was funny.
Man I miss when he would use to riff with his stream, all the stoners wore him down
https://livestreamfails.com/post/22485
it took me a bit to get it
lmfao
pls explain it to me
yell it outloud repeatedly very fast
you could you send a vocaroo or something I'm lost here
I don't get it either, so you're not the only one
>She is however a progressive white woman though
problem is he is ugly as sin and doesn't want kids, so progressive women are his only chance
I love Black person wieners
bruh that's gay
It was I love me girlwiener
holy shit lmao
nowadays he'd report you to twitch and streamlabs and make fun of you for being a racist for 10 minutes
i had some shitty meme of one of the lisa joy monsters that looked like aris but i cant find so im gonna post this instead and leave the thread to go take another huge shit
how old is nyans? anyone know?
Early 30s
brainrot streamer
hey alright
Damn matt got fricking FAT
I am genuinely hyped for Remnant 2
South Park the Stick of Truth stream:
https://odysee.com/luDz4xUFmUQD:0
A lot of words from banned aris fans itt
and even more from aris nut-gobblers
I’ll gobble your nuts gay
i couldn't afford you
Why is his name Aris
Isnt't that a pretty girls name
leave it to Ganker to psychoanalyze some fat frick actually playing video games
this thread is literally for people who are butthurt that he banned them
true
Coming from the soul calibur scene I love that Aris is still around doing his thing and people are still misunderstanding his sense of humor enough to post on a different site about it.
hes fat
frickyoufatfrick
i like him when he plays (or commentates) fighting games
Who is this swamp ogre and why does he warrant 300 posts
weekend Ganker
Bunch of lucklets in this thread.
to be fair Chris the bald moron himself probably pressed the big red button once he learned Aris was trying his game
Just finished FFXVI yesterday.
Had a lot of fricking fun. I did not expect to be that entertained.
i finished it last weekend and i thought it was pretty shit most of the time outside of it's 2-3 hours of highs
frick you fat frick
I only follow based balding boomer streamers like Aris, Moonmoon, and Forsen.
You homosexuals worship the gayest people.
nobody is worshiping you
He once said "somebody shoot that guy" in reference to me, but I only got my message deleted. Everyone even spammed the valle and gun emote.