>Coliseum >Can play gladiator death match, lion fight, and boat wars >Circus >Only has chariot race
Circusgays are mentally ill and dont honor the gods.
There is no year 0 in the gregorian calendar, it goes from 1 BC to 1 AD, and AD denotes the era after the birth of christ, not "post-bible" you actual moron.
>1000 BC was still not frickin' cavemen.
yeah it's almost like the thread is a joke that has been posted on this board for fricking 15 years or more, that only newbies can't recognize lmao.
>Me hear new Rockstarter called Star Citizen >Gave all rocks and sticks to Rockstarter >wait five winters >still no shiny canoe >ask for more rocks >give more rocks
soon, tribesmen
>celebrating the pillage of king gregory XXVII's kingdom with my kinsmen >cistern in my quarters broke mid-flush >RING RING
OHHHHH JESSTTIIIEEEEE
CLEAN IT UP
Why does any thread that even remotely pertains to History with a capital H always attract a fricking swarm of autism. This transcends Ganker and has been the case since I first used the internet in any real capacity in 1995.
an interest in history is healthy, an obsession with history is autism. I've yet to see extreme sperging except for you. Don't be buttmad you were one of the last people to understand 1000 AD doesn't mean 1000 years after the earth was formed.
>tanned enough hides to take a day off >daughter died of the blood cough >bought some decent quality flour and water >lord of the lands took my wife for the day >got the entire single room hut to myself
yep time to get comfy and play some games bros
idk how you in good conscience can just ignore that the peoples of egypt were naturally dark-skinned. The sun, homosexual, the sun. Everyone sees through your /misc/ homosexualry.
>these people came from africa and surrounding region >yes >and they were constantly in the sun, their ancestors before them too. >yes >so it's safe to say they were definitely black >COPE COPE COPEEE COPE REEEEE
>go to grugstop >try to get rockgame >would you like a grugership? >would you like to trade in your stonegames for 5 pebbles? >little dino birds fly in >start pecking the shit out of all of us >lose all my pebbles in the chaos
little grugs cant even play rockstation unless grugs have painting on same wall. the future of grug tribe is doomed, these little grugs have it too easy.
THE ROCKSTATION 5 HAS NO STONES
XBONE NO BONES UNGA BUNGA!
XBONE NO ROCKBORNE ME BASH YOUR SKULL IN
1000 ad was the dark ages, not the stone age you tards.
not in australia
1000 ad was like the start of the holy roman empire lmao
>dark ages
ahistoric
>ahistoric
It’s called short term autist. Should I refer to the stone age as the Paleolithic too?
>holy
prove it
>roman
prove it
>empire
prove it
Who was it who said the Holy Roman Empire wasn't Roman, holy or an empire?
Jerry Seinfeld
Some salty french homosexual, dont worry about it.
Anyone with a working frontal lobe, G*rman
The dark ages happened, they just weren't caused by christianity.
They happened around 500AD, 1000AD was pretty much the early high middle ages already
nobody who knows anything calls it the dark ages anymore
Dark ages sounds cooler than middle ages so that’s what I use. Seethe.
Same thing, chr*stians destroyed all science and knowledge they could find to appease they're skydaddy
You are a walking meme buddy but probably just baiting
And you are a israelite's dog
>dark ages
Only for the shithole that was Europe at the time. The Arabs and Chinese then were prosperous centers of hubs for trade and science.
>shithole that was Europe
Byzantine Empire was still going, though.
honorary middle easterners
lulz I wonder what the Greeks would think if you said that to them.
>Romans larp as Greeks
>Greeks larp as Romans
>Turks larp as Greeks
>Germans larp as Romans
>Turks larp as Germans
And what good did their algebra homework do for them when Europe decided it was gonna take over the world again¡
Amerimutt education, pls understand
Not for Black people.
Only the Mali really
uhh sweety ackchually many good things happened during the so called "dark ages" you know.
i contest that the stone age was much darker than the so called "dark age" and therefore OP is a homosexual
And even 1000 years before christ the world was already full of complex civilizations
If it was so dark, then why didnt they just turn on a light? Idiot
ME NOT BELIEVE IN HOLOBUNGA!
I can't stop cracking up, 1000 A.D. was nowhere near the stone age.
>tfw lutestation5 has no prayers.
>mfw sell lutestation5 so I can go next town over and learn to make shoes
Oh boy looks like the Holy Roman Church just released Gregorian Chant 1066. More rehashed garbage and reused assets.
What kind of troglodyte thinks 100 ad equates to stone age? Those were the middle ages.
me hear new nstonia 4000 include new fire start feature
me no like play same rock every winter, me happy there is no ROCK 23 this year
>Coliseum
>Can play gladiator death match, lion fight, and boat wars
>Circus
>Only has chariot race
Circusgays are mentally ill and dont honor the gods.
hippodrome chads have mindbroken copeseum consooomers so hard that they call us a circus lmao
>can play port, port, port, and animal cruelty!
Gladiator death match has been dead for a long time anon, they stopped being fun when they added you know what.
>Gets mogged by the amphitheatre
>Movie "games"
>women are literally little boys
i cant imagine a more sad fanbase than amphipedos
>all these morons ITT who've never heard of the post arrival calender
>homies think we were advanced enough for flutes and circuses and shit only 1000 years after earth formed
A.D. refers to post - bible, you're looking for B.C. where the years get counted down towards 0 and then back up again to where we're at now, 2022.
>1000 bc is still wrong, we were trading microblades and figuring out moon cycles n shit in the desert.
There is no year 0 in the gregorian calendar, it goes from 1 BC to 1 AD, and AD denotes the era after the birth of christ, not "post-bible" you actual moron.
Im not a christgay so I don't care what you wanna call it, point still stands you marble brain, 1000 BC was still not frickin' cavemen.
>1000 BC was still not frickin' cavemen.
yeah it's almost like the thread is a joke that has been posted on this board for fricking 15 years or more, that only newbies can't recognize lmao.
>no u see its a filter thread
I accept your concession
>1000 BC was still not frickin' cavemen.
prove it moron
We count from the time the bible was written idiot, so saying 1AD is post bible is correct
work on this one a little more, there's a diamond in the rough.
>Me hear new Rockstarter called Star Citizen
>Gave all rocks and sticks to Rockstarter
>wait five winters
>still no shiny canoe
>ask for more rocks
>give more rocks
soon, tribesmen
My people haven’t started agriculture yet. We can only play Star Nomad
>celebrating the pillage of king gregory XXVII's kingdom with my kinsmen
>cistern in my quarters broke mid-flush
>RING RING
OHHHHH JESSTTIIIEEEEE
CLEAN IT UP
>redditfrog
>cancerjak
Go back
Without brewers yeast and cool blue spheres?
>Funny little meme ruined by frogposting
once again.
unga bunga! some men let women out of cave! ugh ugh! they must be sex with small unga bungas! fire up high tell me! we stop them! put women in cave!
Why does any thread that even remotely pertains to History with a capital H always attract a fricking swarm of autism. This transcends Ganker and has been the case since I first used the internet in any real capacity in 1995.
an interest in history is healthy, an obsession with history is autism. I've yet to see extreme sperging except for you. Don't be buttmad you were one of the last people to understand 1000 AD doesn't mean 1000 years after the earth was formed.
>ywn have a goth gf
IM TELLING YOU GUYS, THE GADIANTON ROBBERS ARE CONTROLLING EVERYTHING
Me not like seeing night skinned people in my tribe. Me thinks long nose tribe is behind this...
I just love rocks
>With a rock you can throw anywhere
>Playing video games in the year of our lord 1000 AD
homie I'm riding a dinosaur
>dinogay still hasn’t taken the mammoth pill
>1000 ad
>stone
Only in Europe. Africhads already had prosperous civilisation in Egypt
grug want rock deck but rock deck too hard to find
>tanned enough hides to take a day off
>daughter died of the blood cough
>bought some decent quality flour and water
>lord of the lands took my wife for the day
>got the entire single room hut to myself
yep time to get comfy and play some games bros
MEDICINE MAN PAVEL, UNGA BUNGA CENTRAL IGNEOUS AGENCY
GRUG WONDER
WHY HIT A MAN WITH ROCK BEFORE THROWING MAN IN RIVER
2smn2
>FIRST ONE TO UG GETS TO STAY IN MY CAVE
idk how you in good conscience can just ignore that the peoples of egypt were naturally dark-skinned. The sun, homosexual, the sun. Everyone sees through your /misc/ homosexualry.
I get pretty dark during summers. I think it could be the sun
you are not white then
I'm very pale under shorts but i go out without shirt and in shorts in summer because it's warm. I also sometimes enjoy swimming in lakes.
>1000ad
>cavemen
*1000bc
Not even, paleoindians.
>these people came from africa and surrounding region
>yes
>and they were constantly in the sun, their ancestors before them too.
>yes
>so it's safe to say they were definitely black
>COPE COPE COPEEE COPE REEEEE
not him but people considered black today are sub-Saharan african, aka not from northern africa.
The people of northern africa are dark skinned like arabs but not black.
I see I see
>go to grugstop
>try to get rockgame
>would you like a grugership?
>would you like to trade in your stonegames for 5 pebbles?
>little dino birds fly in
>start pecking the shit out of all of us
>lose all my pebbles in the chaos
FRICKING GRUGSTOP
Rockstation 5 is literally a paper weight. I still my rockstation 2 today
>It's another brown and bloom first person rock thrower
little grugs cant even play rockstation unless grugs have painting on same wall. the future of grug tribe is doomed, these little grugs have it too easy.
I hate scalpers so much my fellow grugs.
>food stockpiled
>ladygrug blowie
>New rockthrower
>no work
Yaba daba doo
Grug no have idea why many grugs like Elden Rock. Is same as Dark Rock.
More Dark Rock is always good.
It made by same chippers, other grugs try make like Dark Rock, but they bad.
Which starting location should I spawn in, Middle East, NA, SA, or Sub-Saharan Africa?
grug visit Ganker tribe. the grugs bash club on head of strange grug in berrypicker dress....
>This thread
God i want an Ancient Egyptian gf so bad vros
What an image
BREED THE NUBIAN. FRICK THE NUBIAN
WHATS A 5?!
How about that Otto the Third, pretty cool Emperor right?
>Age of the Roman Empire Ganker
>Everyone starts fricking each other in the ass because everyone is fricking gay
Not much different than 2022.
wow you guys are so creative haha
ROME
HAS
NO
GAMES
What are some good christian games now that me and the other vikings have converted to christianity?
>1000 AD
Anyone Else going to the Millennial Fair later today in Leene Square?
how many layers of irony are the responses to this
grug mad grug sad
I'm tired of all the war games about central europe. When will they make a game about the ongoing Byzantine-Bulgarian war bros?
ROCKOUT 3 IS BETTER THAN NEW MAMMUT