Finally. Norland will kick Rimworld off its pedestal. It literally has sex in the game!

Finally. Norland will kick Rimworld off its pedestal. It literally has sex in the game! War, internal politics and economy. You can't control the pawns like a god, they act on their own.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was anyone else surprised at Rimworld's success? Always looked like an amateur Prison Architect mod to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It literally was, they got permission to use Prison Architect stuff and went wild with it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was everything but amateur. Buy his book.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yea. I got pretty bored of it tbh. Mods make it better but ehh.

      Especially when the developer makes overpriced dlc thats probably a fukin mod in the workshop.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah been playing it since 2013 and from the moment i saw the game it resonated deply with me and i knew it was good shit, the only other game that did the same was battle brothers and ive also been playing it since early alpha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      read the damn book

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. It's got just enough Dwarf Fortress DNA with a decent UI and extremely modable. Just look at Minecraft and Skyrim for what happens when you provide people with enough of a structure to add their shit to.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its better when it was an actual indie game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dwarf Fortress but normies can play it
      They took a winning formula and didn't fumble it

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But does it have Z levels? Thought not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      going medieval does, but it still feels like a cheap copy of rimworld

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOOO!!! you have to accept outsiders in your prison for population growth.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks cool but id still prefer Rimworld due to SF setting.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, cant wait for another promising game with incredible 2 hours of gameplay.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why bodies are pixellated?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It literally has sex in the game!
    RimWorld also has sex, you donut.
    >You can't control the pawns like a god, they act on their own.
    And that's a bad thing, considering direct control is what gave RW the edge over DF.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      RW's """""edge""""" is only graphics, not gameplay

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >HEY GUYS HERE IS THE TOTALLY REAL RIMWORLD KILLER THAT TRIES TO BE RIMWORLD BUT LACKS 500 FEATURES THAT RIMWORLD HAS AND IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE DROPPED BEFORE ITS HALFWAY THERE
    lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only thing this game needs to smoke Rimworld is modability and multicore.
      And then Rimworld is in big fricking trouble unless that canadian israelite homosexual picks up the slack and finally gives people multicore aka shit fanbase has been clamoring for like two years by now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the game isn't even out yet, shill

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Point me to the part where i said its out, moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you said that all it needs is moddability and multithreading
            if the game is not out, you don't know what it needs
            moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Vanilla Rimworld is barebones as frick, if the game comes out with all the features that Rimworld has ( which looks like it will ) then all it needs to smash Rimworld is multicore and mods. Thats literally it.
              >pretending to be this moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Vanilla Rimworld is barebones as frick
                not really
                you are just a modtroony who has never taken the game seriously and think it's as deep as a puddle because you have never tried to win a game

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It is barebones. It misses basic fricking shit that has to be added by mods.
                Get fricked.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                like what?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Like hauling urgently, ability to haul more than one item at the time etc.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >hauling urgently
                you can manually order your pawns to haul
                >ability to haul more than one item at the time
                obviously done for balance reasons

                i thought you were going to mention actual features rather than weird nitpicks lul

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >wtf I cant cheese it with bunkers or rape my pawns

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >>wtf I cant cheese it with bunkers
                If anything in vanilla you NEED to cheese with bunkers due to outright broken threat scaling and how bad combat is.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It makes the game too easy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn’t have catgirls or a dino pen

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so mad over video games, why anon?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >table pawn uses near by storage
                >storage is 5 less than full stack
                >hauling pawn stuck in the loop of transporting 5 items at a time
                tell me this is fixed in vanilla.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        One thing that annoys me about Rimworld is the fact the dev is keen to sit on his ass and just sell dlc, and not actually add more stuff that mods can't do. Like a bettter UI? Like seriously, why is Rimworld UI tolerated? Rimworld is popular now, the ui should've been improved years ago.

        Going Medieval has the same problem. They bask in the sales in the game and do nothing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Like seriously, why is Rimworld UI tolerated?
          Mods. The salvation and bane of games.
          IK fricking hate that tynan refuses to actually fix the most pressing issue with the game - awful performance and just sits on his ass releasing shitty dlc that break everything with features no one asked for.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >and not actually add more stuff that mods can't do.
          WTF are you talking about, homie.
          The game has been decompilable ages ago, you can theoretically mod in literally anything you want as long as you know C#.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lololo why so mad lolololo
    Kys Black person.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shit, meant for

      so mad over video games, why anon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shit, meant for [...]

      Take that wiener out of your mouth and tell me why you're upset, anon. What did Rimworld do to you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like RimWorld, tho'.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they're both gonna die out once the highly based (and epic) dwarf fortress drops on steam in its fully normie-friendly form

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dgays delusions
      Oh please, Shitfox will never manage to not frick this up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dwarf fortress more like dork fortress

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dgays delusions
        Oh please, Shitfox will never manage to not frick this up.

        a lion does not consider the opinions of ants

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >72c.jpg
          You are the ant here, KYMtard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know this is an obvious shitpost, but lol at the peanut gallery that took this seriously.
      Besides dwarf fortress is by autists for autists sorta game. Nothing else even comes close.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dwarves are gayer than aids

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1
    N

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay? But RJW exist. Let me check my journal and count how many times I nutted to RJW sex scenes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Let me check my journal and count how many times I nutted to RJW sex scenes
      imagine this being anything but zero

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, it's actually 62. Even I was surprised! And almost all in 2020+.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dev makes a dwarf fortress clone without ever playing dwarf fortress
    hard pass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's a good thing tho df is the worst game ever made

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about Toady One, let's talk about Norland.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >medieval kingdom sim
    Only part of Rimworld's playerbase is there for medieval stuff. Seems more like Norland is competing with the dozen other medieval sim games.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I even learn how to make a rimworld like game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >learn unity
      >make a basic dwarf fortress copy
      >make it modable
      >steal someone else's art style
      >spend 8 years releasing new alpha versions
      >cherrypick mod content to add
      >make it to steam
      >profit

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It literally has sex in the game!
    Fricking have a nice day c**t

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any game that allows me to control a virtual family is good. I want a family so bad but I'm too poor to support it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you can probably find a way to make it work with welfare, though I understand not wanting to live like some Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. actual female

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm disappointed that you won't be able to take over towns for balancing reasons. Why? The whole point of these games is to survive AND expand, is it not?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If the buildings in this game are just drag and drop premade shit this game is going to flop hilariously.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Buildings are premade, customization is limited to decorations. According to the devs this is because it's based on a city builder, not a colony simulator.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        r*mworldoids are gonna freak

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Autistic life simulation stuff goes hand in hand with autistic building dollhouses for them to live in. It's like playing The Sims except all houses come premade and you cant even move furniture. The frick do you even do in this game?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You also can't even control the pawns. At this point they just used Rimworld's name for marketing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You control the noble family who rules the city full of peasants. It's like Crusader Kings mixed with Rimworld

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It doesnt sound anything like Rimworld aside from using the doll aesthetic.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Has sex
    >But all buildings can only have doors facing one direction.
    I'll stay with Rimworld for now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >But all buildings can only have doors facing one direction.
      you can't even rotate them?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        From the video and what I'm seeing they all have doors facing south, and all buildings come prebuilt, no custom building like in Rimworld.

        It's clear they are meant to be different games. People just compare them because of the artstyle.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it going to be early access shit?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so, any guide?
    i want to the best

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can I dig into the side of a mountain and make my dorf empire? I'm not buying unless that's possible.
    Also, how is going medieval? I saw it on steam now and it looks interesting enough.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is not a colony sim, you cant build custom buildings. It's a "city builder" with politics. The rimworld aesthetic is just to trick people into thinking its like rimworld.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dropped. I'm gonna check out Going Medieval then, reminds me of Timber and Stone before the devs dropped it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Going Medieval would be alright if the AI wasnt complete dogshit. I dunno. Maybe check out KeeperRL if you wanna dig a fortress.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They still haven't added social interactions to going medieval last time I played. I think. Go figure.

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