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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Tavs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh man those graphics look so damn good
        I don't have a pc so I'm playing on the deck and it looks and runs very good, but nowhere near that. I'm jealous of anyone that can run it like that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boring

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry i don't want to play as a woman. troony. or a Black person.Its only White male fighter for me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice look, cowboy henk.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blonde executive haircut
        >piercing blue eyes
        >passes the phrenology screening with flying colors
        video games are healing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like Prince Charming from Shrek. Is that what you were going for?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my wife (shadowheart was our concubine)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why does a fantasy character have lip fillers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tried to make a gith sage monk, i think it turned out pretty good

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that hair only fits on elf characters

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          pointy ears are there, your argument is invalid
          i'm a space elf

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Githyanki are humans from a different planet, captured en masse by the Illithid, who ten mutated due to their experimentations over hundreds of years.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peak bard aesthetics

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its mandatory for bards to have a good stache.
        Where do you get that hat?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Beast's hat from Divinity 2 that is a pre-order bonus that came with my game because I pirated it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        modded BG3 dudes are so hot even I'm horny for them (i'm notgay)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      owlbear egg loving man

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You literally chose the Farquaad face

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that hair modded?
        Looks like DivOS2 hair of the ranger

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah, base game with some greying

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pact of the blade warlock is fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Running a power-hungry Lolth-sworn Drow Cleric

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        New Urban Spook looking good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just started playing the game for the first time literally 10 minutes ago but this is what my guy looks like

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello sirs I am a crossbred abomination I have come here to punch things very hard. Lategame monk is so fricking good even without a "meta" build.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The OG. EA co-op was so much more fun, I'll never stop seething over the fact that characters are split up during 95% of the cutscenes in co-op during the finished game. Why the FRICK did they get rid of this feature?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting to throw manlets at other manlets is a very compelling reason for murdering goblin camp

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you look a lot like an anime protagonist

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hair is modeled after the AoT gay I believe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that face modded?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a skinny face from a mod pack grafted onto the strong template

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you know what modpack?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/4161

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Made for chaining up with magical bondage and forcing to eat Shadowheart's hairy pussy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Would you like to suck my wiener? BERSERKER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rate my twink?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you give him a penis or a vegana during character creation in the most hetero game of all time?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I made him straight with a penis so I can self insert but with anime aesthetics.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice party, gonna have to chime in and say that I adore BG3's portraits, especially for custom characters.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              thanks man, i'm a self insert homosexual through and through. i might break it and make a monk build with the most updated version of the game, something comical about just punching your way through every problem, but even then I'm just gonna try to make a super saiyan build kek

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought monk doesn't get game breaking good until lvl 11 and multi classing it with rogue

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                monk is ridiculously OP far before 11

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >woman
                >reactionface
                >bg3
                cancer

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                hopefully the tumor grows big enough to kill you so gays like you stop crawling into BG3 threads to shit their pants and screech like a bunch of masochists who are addicted to seething

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Through a pure mono build or using potions and shit?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to fill her hat with cum

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally just an Argonian
      I thought it was funny

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      RNG Sorcerer. Wanted to romance Alfira because based on my experience on RPGs I was sure there would be a bard companion, but that didn't go nowhere. At least I got to dab on Gale AND the dude in the tower AND the whiny horned bastard who is salty he is adopted.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently I didn't take a single good picture of her the whole time I played. Oh well.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally play it

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *yawn* no thanks. i'm not touching some 1990s era throwback shit.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game would have been a masterpiece if it was written 20 years ago.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bar stopped getting higher more than 20 years ago.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pic not related

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally play it
    >totally underwhelmed
    >thought I loved turn based but really don't enjoy it at all
    that day I learned crpgs aren't for me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel you. 4 homies in a row jrpg is much preferable.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        based, wrpgs are shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If he was underwhelmed by BG3 then JRPG autobattle is just going to kill him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. sub 95 IQ

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        based, wrpgs are shit

        what are you doing in this thread Black person?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >MOTHERFRICKING BALDURS GATE 3
          >there are homosexuals who genuinely think like this

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            BALDURS GATE 3
            are homosexuals who genuinely think like this
            >there are homosexuals who genuinely think like this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          all games on the left are SHIT

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        HOLY BASED MIGHT&MAGIC ENJOYER!
        Death to casual plebs and console Black folk with their shitty rpgs.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why are old WRPGs so edgy?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Created by nerdy edgelords, not woke homosexuals.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody tell him IRL people were impaled through their anus up to their mouths, and a talented torturer could keep the person alive.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4 homies in a row
        this phrase genuinely makes my skin crawl. how come zoomers can only measure things by the quantity of blacks involved or mentioned
        >i-it's just a word!
        yeah and you're a pasty white boy or an unwashed Hispanic so stop using it, it's embarrassing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Persona 3 Reload kept my interest better than BG3 did.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        BG3 is 4 homies strewn about the place tho. The battles all just feel like JRPG battles but sometimes you can push someone off a cliff.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play it
    I'm still waiting for it to get on a sale aaaa

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      learn to torrent. It's a bit of a pain but you play for free

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how i know what junk i can throw away i just keep hoarding shit because sometimes shit that looks like junk turns out to be a important quest item and my inventory looks like a garbage dump

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quest items are orange and can't be sold.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just throw everything into the camp chest and Hope for the best. I dont use 90% of the items I deposit.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How thorough is the respec in this game? Just the class or the full package complete with race/appearance? I want a cure to my choice paralysis.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t respec race but you can change your appearance. Can fully respec class and ability scores as long as you aren’t an oathbreaker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      for your character and hirelings you can change your class/stats and general appearance, but not your race/subrace/body type. for origin character companions you can only change class/stats.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Shadowheart.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course you do, troony lover.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it looks the same to me. nta

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That image is shooped anyways

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why can't weebs accept the fact that women ave jaws?

            The man jaw was added at the last minute. The normal jaw is still in the game files(also she had a normal jaw in early access)..

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Funny you won't mention the fact they fixed her nose and fixed the distance between her eyes

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ummm because no one is talking about it, moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am talking about it right now and pointing out your hipocricy, chud. Your concession is accepted. YWBAW. YWNBAM. Cope&Seethe.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why can't weebs accept the fact that women ave jaws?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony game

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That burnt out over the game can no longer enjoy it after 100 hours
    >Just started Act 3
    Brehs, if I leave it for too long I will forget the story and game. Should I just push through and force myself or just uninstall and play it in the future one day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sidequest fatigue. Stick to the main path and finish it off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get the last the stones and play at your own pace. The point of no return doesn’t start until you get on the boat to the brain.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get to level 12 and finish the main quest. The faster you do the faster you'll be able to do a proper second run.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally play it
    >Fall asleep because the slow motion combat is boring

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Combat sucks chode

      Imagine how popular this game would be with actual gamers if the combat wasn't total shit.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wokeslop

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pozzed leftist garbage that Ganker shills only because it's popular with normalgays and critics. Why? I don't know.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why? I don't know.
      Ganker has been full of normalgays for more then a decade now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >calls others normalgays
        >as he posts anime gacha slop
        Black person you are the normalgay here

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you think normalgays are playing Azur Lane then you're the biggest gorilla moron on here

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gachas are literally the most normalgay genre you in denial idiot

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I never said anything about the genre as a whole, illiterate moron-kun.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your game is not exempt from that statement. Anime is just as normalgay as capeshit my Black person

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So normalgay just means popular now? Although
                >Implying capeshit is even popular anymore

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Popular, entry-level, widely liked and accepted. Which anime is, yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker shills only because it's popular with normalgays and critics

      >like 5e
      >hate shit like critical roll
      >ignore this game
      >give in after seeing how hard Ganker goes on hating it
      >done nothing but play BG3 for two months
      I hope this becomes the new standard for gaming

      >give in after seeing how hard Ganker goes on hating it
      Duality of BG3 shills.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Combat sucks chode

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >like 5e
    >hate shit like critical roll
    >ignore this game
    >give in after seeing how hard Ganker goes on hating it
    >done nothing but play BG3 for two months
    I hope this becomes the new standard for gaming

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pick normal difficulty
    >the combat is boring now because there is no tactic involved
    kek zoomies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you must be a pro gamer because i found it plenty difficult, any harder was just tedious

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do u think homies been praising it for months, dont listen to Ganker, EVER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So the gays on here saying it's GOTD? I shouldn't listen to them?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        listen to no one on Ganker, that is all

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mizora offers the segs
    >Its just her babbling on about the hells or something
    Shit

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Transgender propaganda game

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you guys stopped playing the game?
    I stopped because of these.
    >Went to the druid place at the start, found a spy killing the red guy, killed the spy, but it just ends there, can't report it to anybody or mention about the dead red guy at all
    >Go around killing people in town, get caught, intimidate the guard, the guard just drop the case like nothing ever happened.
    >Goth b***h is keeping her artifact like it's the ring to gollum, not even gonna tell me what it is, but I can just move the artifact into my inventory, and now it's stuck with me, but the goth b***h doesn't even have a single dialogue about that
    This is when I know the game is moronic as hell and can't react to any unexpected actions unless I follow the path it wants me to follow. It breaks my immersive and I stopped playing because of that.
    Not worth my time at all.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you saar for the blog post

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Goth b***h is keeping her artifact like it's the ring to gollum, not even gonna tell me what it is, but I can just move the artifact into my inventory, and now it's stuck with me, but the goth b***h doesn't even have a single dialogue about that
      in one cutscene you just magically have it whether you moved it around or not and she doesn't acknowledge it in any way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Goth b***h is keeping her artifact like it's the ring to gollum, not even gonna tell me what it is, but I can just move the artifact into my inventory, and now it's stuck with me, but the goth b***h doesn't even have a single dialogue about that
      you're a homosexual, but I agree with you on this point. it's one of the worst narrative fails of the game. and it gets worse as you finish her storyline. this blindspot is probably one of the many things that got hit by the collateral from the story rewrite they did.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was no story rewrite. I'm probably one of the three people that actually read the infamous datamined files, and 80% of everything the "leakers" posted was either made up, or blown out of proportion.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you've read just tidbits, there was a big rewrite. some people at Larian confirmed this iirc.
          >daisy is gone
          >Wyll was completely rewritten from scratch
          >the main theme had a context/meaning to story moments that are no longer there
          >Nightsong was changed completely, there's some hints that she was shadowheart's mother
          and more

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Daisy was planned from the get-go to be Early Access only, since everyone and their mother would know the twist associated with her and, seeing as succumbing to her is an objectively negative outcome, no one would pick it.
            >No, his dialogue was rewritten. His storyline is exactly the same.
            >No such thing in the game files.

            Here you go.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>No, his dialogue was rewritten. His storyline is exactly the same.
              source
              >no such thing
              ahem, Nightsong's original dress is in the game files. It looks like this

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Different clothes means a different story.
                This doesn't require further comments.

                >Source
                The Early Access. People b***hed and moaned that too many party members were "evil" and "distrustful of one another" etc., so their conversations were rewritten. Wyll had the heaviest rewrite in this regard. But the storylines didn't change.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>No, his dialogue was rewritten. His storyline is exactly the same.
              No it's fricking not. I only played late game EA but I vividly remember that his eye was gouged out by one of the goblins in the goblin camp, not because of Tiamat cultists, and that he'd get royally pissed if you did the killing blow on the goblin because he was desperate for revenge.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly kneel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We NEED more devs like him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      troony

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thread for a good RPG game, like New Vegas
    >Everyone talks about their favorite builds, discusses storylines, characters, factions, worldbuilding
    >Balding Gays 3 thread
    >It's le good
    >My wife Shadowheart (please don't cuck me)
    >My wife Tiefling McManfaced
    >My wife Ugly Frog
    >Are you mad yet, Ganker?
    >Worship Sven!
    It's like you're Bethesda shitposters except completely unironically. Even owlcucks discuss the actual content of their shitty games at least once in a while.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >good RPG
      >new vegas
      You frickers out yourselves so easily

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Says the discord frog poster

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >discord frog
          Look at this stupid fricking newbie with his buzzwords and laugh

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He meant Gaia frog.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meet that one psychopathic he who waits or whatever in the shadowcursed lands
    >bring the ledger for the dead barkeeper
    >he channels her through him
    >have her torture 'herself' by stabbing his body over and over until he dies
    amazing game

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Thread for a good RPG game, like New Vegas
    >Everyone talks about their favorite builds, discusses storylines, characters, factions, worldbuilding
    >Balding Gays 3 thread
    >It's le good
    >My wife Shadowheart (please don't cuck me)
    >My wife Tiefling McManfaced
    >My wife Ugly Frog
    >Are you mad yet, Ganker?
    >Worship Sven!
    It's like you're Bethesda shitposters except completely unironically. Even owlcucks discuss the actual content of their shitty games at least once in a while.

    >discord troony shitpoting tactic #54363
    >>pick target game you hate
    >>make thread
    >>put loaded statement that is contrary to reality in thread (e.g: "why does everyone hate this game", "why does no one talk about this", "why does this game's hype feel so artificial")
    as mouthbreathers who want to put their hot take in engage the bad faith question instead of denying it
    >>add in your own samegayging (10 posts minimum)
    >>????
    >>no profit, the game is still a massive success, you're still a miserable discord troony hopping from thread to thread like any of this shit that you're doing has any kind of meaning or any impact on anything other than making it an irrevocable certainty that you will commit suicide in your 40's once you realize how much of your irreplaceable life was wasted on shit like this

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another "click on an explosive barrel while looting a house" episode

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally play it
    >its amazing
    >stop playing because of how slow and complex it can be

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any decent hair mods? Most of the hairs look they've been shampooed, conditioned, and recently done by a hairstylist. I want to look like an adventurer with unwashed, rugged hair, not some prissy noble

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finish act 1 on a sour note, really didn’t enjoy how shit the big moral choice of the act was, especially how the refugees felt like an over the top stacking of the scales
    >oh no what to do, side with the peaceful people or the evil goblins that work for a god that just tried to mind rape you frick such a hard choice
    >get to act 2
    >okay things look bleak maybe there will be some more nuance at play
    >run into the fricking tieflings
    >and they’re once again sheltering with the good guys
    >and the other side live in castle baby kill on top of mount rape face kill
    It’s so fricking childish I’m really struggling to see how anyone can even begin to give the faintest frick, the characters are good but the story has been dog shit so far. Maybe it really picks up in in the later half of act 2 in 3, but i’ve played up to moonrise tower and the story is terrible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Video game has simplistic, childish morality
      you don't say

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a D&D game, the good and evil is pretty clear cut in that setting. If you want actual moral dilemmas, you should play Witcher games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG3's story is kind of terrible or boring if you self-insert or make the kinds of choices that you IRL would personally make.
      It's a blast if you roleplay-out a character with goals and a morality that doesn't align with your own personal one, especially if you stick to your choices and failures and don't savescum

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know enough about DnD lore to commit to an RP characfter

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't know enough about DnD lore to commit to an RP characfter
          Literally all I know about D&D is from reading 2-3 R.A Salvatore as a kid 20 years ago and briefly skimming through some of my father's old tabletop D&D guides as a kid 20 years ago, and maybe looking up some wiki articles when I'm unsure about something

          Didn't stop me. My first and current run is a Drow cleric/fighter who's devoted to her Goddess Lolth and got abducted by the mindflayers while out with a taskforce raiding surface villages for slaves.
          She's cruel and power hungry, looks down on men because of her drow heritage, so no male party members nor is she likely to back down or take orders from a man, racist/sense of superiority over other races, sides with whatever side is stronger or provides pathways to more power but has an unwavering loyalty to Lolth, quick to attack at even the faintest show of disrespect towards her or her faith

          The only thing preventing her from being cartoonishly evil in my playthrough though is the fact that her first and foremost goal is to remove the tadpole and get back to her people the Underdark, so she understands that she needs to atleast cooperate since the surface is mostly alien to her and a sense of urgency which dissuades her from just killing everybody or faffing around.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            2-3 R.A. salvatore books***

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The lore is so fricked you're better off just having a surface understanding of it. Forgotten Realms is especially cluster-fricky.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's the situation that happens with any setting that a bunch of writers start writing for; things get inconsistent and moronic

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >looks down on men because of her drow heritage, so no male party members nor is she likely to back down or take orders from a man
            average BG3 player, everyone

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              ... That's literally textbook drow lore that goes back half a century, dumbass.
              Drow society is matriarchal and men are seen as the lower class and only rarely rise to positions of power (generally some warriors), the idea of serving men or seeing men as equal is preposterous to them.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Drow are militantly matriarchal you absolute fricking mong, read a book.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... That's literally textbook drow lore that goes back half a century, dumbass.
                Drow society is matriarchal and men are seen as the lower class and only rarely rise to positions of power (generally some warriors), the idea of serving men or seeing men as equal is preposterous to them.

                >autists miss the point

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What point? There's nothing remotely feminist-leaning or left-leaning about why I chose to play a drow cleric or write her that way, dumbass. Drow in Forgotten Realms have almost always historically historically treated men like shit, drow who acted otherwise were usually outcasts separated from drow society.
                It's only in recent lore for "muh inclusivity" that we've gotten splinters of drow society where men are considered equal.

                I just like roleplaying a female Drow devoted to Lolth and think the fish-out-of-water potential of BG3 from being casted into an adventure on the surface makes for cool story potential.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lore accurate RP moron. Read a book.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Play Dark Urge then

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why cant I just roleplay as myself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      getting the only reason for siding with goblins after getting into the goblin camp without murdering the little shits isn't helping evil route's case

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Acts 1 and 2 felt railroaded with Skyrim tier non choices. Act 3 actually felt like a BG game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It still kind of baffles me that people say Act 3 is the worst. I feel it's better than both previous acts (though my perception may be slightly skewed; I played EA for like 50 hours so Act 1 is burned into my brain). I was playing as a redeemed Durge in this playthrough and went pic rel happened I actually fell for it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was very kino. I fell for it too. It even makes some sense for Laezels character

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this sucks. yeena is a cute girl. what are the required steps to protect her from Orin's kidnap shenanigans?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Orin will get someone no matter what. But you can save them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this sucks. yeena is a cute girl. what are the required steps to protect her from Orin's kidnap shenanigans?

          >troony game
          >obsessed with child abduction, sacrifice and murder

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Clutch your pearls elsewhere Black person

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go be a Black person somewhere else

              dilate

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Take your advice

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                still have my piece, too bad you cant roll a 20 irl to reattach yours eh?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I lost my piece in your moms fat ass. Be a darling and reach in and get it for me?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Be a darling and
                troony cant help himself

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's nice, have you found it yet? She's expecting round two.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Round two of what bro?
                Why is BG3 so obsessed with child exploitation shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Round two of fricking your moms fat ass moron keep up.
                >Why is BG3 so obsessed with child exploitation shit
                Only in your headcanon. Now take your meds and retrieve my phallus from your moms veganal chasm and bring it here post haste!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you name five instances of "child exploitation" in bg3 for us

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                All five instances are from his uncle fricking him in the ass while playing Baldur's Gate

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What class was he?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gonna need a bigger wall fir that projection

                Can you name five instances of "child exploitation" in bg3 for us

                From what I have seen there are druids killing kids and now this lizard guy who wants you to cut a little girls throat for him, thats two more instances than in cis gender games

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cis gender games

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That "lizard guy" is my original character do not steal, thank you very much. And he very much did not want that kid to die.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ohh nooo fictional kids died. ahhhhhhhh

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ohh nooo fictional kids got raped. ahhhhhhh

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Culture war nonsense has rotted your brain

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >children not being raped is culture war

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What children you boring homosexual?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                idk we'd have to check your encrypted USB stick for that

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >More headcanons and non arguments
                lol lmao even

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just dont want to see helpless children get hurt because I am good person, unlike you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >helpless children
                Pixels in a video game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                With the same argument BG4 can have a scene where the protag and his companions gang rape some kid, its just pixels in a video game bro

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, it is indeed just pixels in a video game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >its just a bunch of zeroes and ones your honor

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why am I in court for playing Baldur's Gate?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who said you are?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what you implied with your inability to make a point

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Captain Planet (the real deal) is also technically just pixels on a screen, a bunch of zeroes and ones.
                But I assume you are not ok with that because there is more to the whole issue.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick is wrong with you? Who doesn't love Captain Planet?
                >Heart!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you talking about?

                Why are you playing dumb?
                Captain Planet = CP

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >actual pedophile thinks other people know his terms
                I'm out, it was a fun thread

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, simple yes or no question and the BG3 trannies do everything in their power not to answer it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you talking about?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you should go to jail for the contents of a video game
                lol lmao rofl

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I am good person
                When people say shit like this its usually the opposite.
                >Helpless children
                They aren't real and you don't have to play the game. On the subject how do you feel about GTA? Going around a gunning down innocent civilians. Does that bother you?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >On the subject how do you feel about GTA? Going around a gunning down innocent civilians. Does that bother you?
                Yes because I am not a jaded cynic either

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, so you're a boring normalgay who can't distinguish reality from fiction. Nice. Well, have fun flexing your moral superiority on Ganker of all places your self esteem could use it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you would be ok with a game that lets you rape children because its just fiction?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you a 58 year old woman?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes or no?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already play those games, and I jerk off with them, moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Troon is a pedo. Who would have guessed?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go be a Black person somewhere else

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same, I liked act 3 the most. I think a lot of people start getting burnt out right as they get to act 3 and blaze through the rest of the game just to get it over instead of taking a small break and coming back to it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think the
            >act 3 is bad
            Was a discord psyop. Act 3 was the first time the game opened up and felt a lot less linear. Maybe the nonlinearity was a contributing factor to nuRPG-frens panning the act.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          kill that vile urchin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and the other side live in castle baby kill on top of mount rape face kill

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish there was some nuance to the evil choices. For example raiding the grove but helping the tieflings escape first or enlisting Yurghir’s help in assaulting the towers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG1 literally starts with assassins carrying a letter that reads "to all those of evil intent!"
      I don't know what you expected from this franchise in general, it's always been like this

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing in this game feels like it has any meaning,
    almost like some strange dystopian art in itself it is

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only enjoy playing this with a friend who already knows the game and can point me to the cool stuff. Doing the exploration yourself is boring as frick.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there sex scenes between co-op players? My girlfriend keeps trying to get me to play this with her and the only way I'll do it is if I can crush her Dwarf pussy

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are zoomers pretending crpgs are good now?
    And why are trannies suddenly so obsessed with DnD?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being obsessed with something haha...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah well its true, DnD is fricking infested with that shit.
        HRT is to the nerd community what crack was to the black community.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a lore reason why every gnome is gay?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the female gnomes want big human wiener, and zero of the non gnome females want manlets.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zero replay-ability.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But the opposite is true

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your, and many other normalgays, bar for amazing is really fricking low.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be a woman

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ban Baulders Gate 3 and execute trannies who play ESG propoganda

    Keep your hands off our fricking children you demon loons

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but the quality goes down i'm currently at the end of act 2 and act 1 was 9.5 while 2 is a 7

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game is boring and too easy unless you gimp yourself
    ive started a 2 man honor run right now and its actually a blast

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't even have to fight her. Ass hole. You invaded her home and threatened her young for no reason.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i killed her, her dumbass husband and the little shit too
        how does it make you feel now?

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these people playing as men
    Isn't it kind of gay to look at a man all game? Lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't look at a man without having your pp tingle, that's on you

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play dark urge
    >he slaughters the cute bard tiefling
    didnt expect that lmao. love this lil homie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh shit, I didn't know she could join your party
      >Weird how I can't interact with her right now
      >Oh well, let's go to slee-
      >Aww shit

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Transgender game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explain please

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's popular with trannies and cucks. You want to be part of that fanbase?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        Here's this straight coded game I was telling you guys about...

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gay writers, reddit jokes, bear cuckoldry simulator, 5ed turd ruleset
    Nah, I am good. Wouldn't want this shit souring my remembrance of the masterpiece BG2 was.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG3 is the best game of its genre

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unles its genre is gay porn, you are wrong, zoomie. Go play some real RPG from way back before your moronic ass was even swimming in your second mom's balls.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the best RPG then?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Already told you, ADHD zoomie. BG2 for mechanics. Honorable mention to PST for the story.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              As someone who's ran AD&D games, if you think that unbalanced system shoved into real time is the best thing ever, more power too you. But I'm sorry AD&D just isn't very fun outside of tabletop, I mean I don't like 5th edition at all but it's not as lame as an AD&D where I can't turn walls in flesh and have bugs eat them before turn the logs outside the cave into lizards to eat the bugs.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >As someone who's ran AD&D games
                A homosexual?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep playing the same 20 year old video game alone in your room, maybe a new romance mod will come out soon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Touched a nerve there?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Touched a woman lately?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >RTwP
              The worst of both worlds between turn based and pure action combat

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm likely older than you by a significant gap and can say with utmost confidence that you're nothing more than a contrarian with no taste.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is this you?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >muh gay boogeyman
              I wish my balls were still as wrinkle-free as your brain, youngling

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Boogeyman? Thats you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes anon you're right that's literally me. I'm Kevin VanOrd.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              We need more gay socialists making games. I want a game to turn my PC into a thermonuclear weapon if it detects that I'm white and don't have poo dick

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reject gay companions advances
                >game crashes your computer
                Cant wait for BG4

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, you are 40+. You are an imbecile, zoomer. Also a terrible liar.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this you?

          We need more gay socialists making games. I want a game to turn my PC into a thermonuclear weapon if it detects that I'm white and don't have poo dick

          >reject gay companions advances
          >game crashes your computer
          Cant wait for BG4

          >BG3 is le gay game!!!
          >all the male companions are extremely straight-coded (Astarion is bi at best)
          wtf? did we play a different game or something?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just vpol tourists regurgitating moronic shit as usual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >straight-coded
            mind deciphering this for a non gay socialist?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They are all officially "pansexual" lmao the frick are you on about discord troon

              >gale's whole story is about getting over mystra (a girl)
              >wyll's whole story is about being with Mizora (female) and in the EA he was implied to be in love with her
              >astarion sleeps with anyone but is designed specifically to appeal to female sensibilities
              >halsin isn't designed to appeal to anyone but also in canon lore sleeps with everybody
              play the game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And how does this refute that this game was made by gay socialists that hate white people?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                for being gay socialists that hate white people they sure wrote a bunch of straight white male stories

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh so the game was made by gay socialists that hate white people

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your evidence being

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the game was made by gay socialists that hate white people
                >but that's okay because the game is "twitter commie nonsense"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought you didn't mind what people thought or believed in as long as they kept it private and didn't put it in their games?
                if so, you should be happy, because that's what they did

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I will admit that the game was made by fat gay socialists
                >but that's okay because... there's nothing gay or subversive in the game
                really? lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >game features straight white and male storylines and characters front and center
                >still find a way to screech

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you can pork a digital female there's no socialist rhetoric
                really?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                refer to

                [...]
                >gale's whole story is about getting over mystra (a girl)
                >wyll's whole story is about being with Mizora (female) and in the EA he was implied to be in love with her
                >astarion sleeps with anyone but is designed specifically to appeal to female sensibilities
                >halsin isn't designed to appeal to anyone but also in canon lore sleeps with everybody
                play the game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the game was made by fat gay socialist morons
                >but that's okay because you can have sex with women
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                who are you quoting?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                (You)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                (You)

                there is not a single gay main character in the game. the only even somewhat prominent gay characters are nightsong and isobel....who are lesbians which straight men fawn over
                there is only one black main character. the rest are white or alien. this is the most /misc/ game since kingdom come
                stop crying and get over yourself, manbaby

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's not a single gay character in the game
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quote some socialist rhetoric in the game then

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Repeating the same thing you said isn't evidence you know

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon, i don't think they are gay socialists that hate white people. If they are, they certainly don't show it in game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They tiefling arc in Ac 1 was a bit much but also kind of hilarious in a way
                How they're just poor and misunderstood "refugees" that lost their homeland
                They're literally devil people with devil blood in them that were described as evil fricks in 3e but I guess now are good guys lol
                Straight up doctors and engineers shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literal devil people that steal, demand equality and want anybody that doesn't think like they do murdered

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tieflings haven't been anything like 3e for over 20 years, why did you expect them to be like that lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's like 90% of American mainstream media so why are you specifically crying about this game?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone of those characters try to frick you or show romantic interest without saying no except for maybe Wyll (I can't remember for sure) when you're playing as a male characters
                And Astarion is obviously designed to be the biggest turbo homosexual in the game, darling

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                astarion is designed for fujos and females, moron
                >Everyone of those characters try to frick you or show romantic interest without saying no except for maybe Wyll (I can't remember for sure) when you're playing as a male characters
                so? that doesn't change the fact that they are straight. the game just flips the switch to allow anyone to date them because they wanted to avoid backlash.
                these are the most straight characters ever written. its a slap on the face for gay men
                its like
                >oh you want gay male companions? Here you go!
                >writes the 3 straightest men seen in fiction

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the 3 straightest men seen in fiction
                gotta be trolling lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                refer to

                [...]
                >gale's whole story is about getting over mystra (a girl)
                >wyll's whole story is about being with Mizora (female) and in the EA he was implied to be in love with her
                >astarion sleeps with anyone but is designed specifically to appeal to female sensibilities
                >halsin isn't designed to appeal to anyone but also in canon lore sleeps with everybody
                play the game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Everyone of those characters try to frick you or show romantic interest
                No they don't, and even if that were true you can just fricking murder them for good and exclude them from the entire game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the game was made by fat gay socialists and the companions are homosexual rapists
                >but that's okay because you can kill them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                none of the companions are homosexual tho? the only who is even slightly gay-coded is shadowheart, and thats SLIGHTLY, and again....lesbians

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the game was made by fat gay socialists and the companions are homosexual rapists
                >but actually sucking dick isn't gay
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >homosexual rapists
                What the frick are you talking about?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just play the game without half the origin characters if you don't want to be exposed to male homosexualry
                Sounds fricking awesome, or maybe just design characters that are either straight or gay instead of shoehorning in all this gay shit to make purple hairs and troonys happy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                all of the characters are designed to be straight, you should be celebrating in the streets that such a straight game was made

                >the game was made by fat gay socialists and the companions are homosexual rapists
                >but actually sucking dick isn't gay
                oh okay

                none of the companions are homosexual though? just because you repeat a lie doesn't make it true

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sucking dick doesn't make you gay
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                all of the companions are straight. download a mod that only makes the oppoisite sex hit on you and nothing would feel off or out of place
                for being such supposedly gay developers, they sure did write the straightest rpg cast ever

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                These "straight companions" canonically suck dick and take it in the ass right?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only played for ~3hrs but Asterion, Gale and Wyll all set off my gaydar super hard. They might be into girls but by Helm they are some lisping effeminate fairyboys.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Astarion was forced to be bisexual for 200 years. Of course he has no issues with sucking dick if it means he can suck your blood afterwards

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm glad the pinnacle of female influence on the gaming industry is crack prostitute men

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are all officially "pansexual" lmao the frick are you on about discord troon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have wojaks saved to your harddrive, stop pretending you're older than anybody here.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have never played BG2

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bg2
        >masterpiece
        Nah homie. Great game but far from a masterpiece. Throne of Bhaal also sucked dick.

        >bg2
        >masterpiece
        This game is quickly becoming the new planescape. There is no way you ever played bg2 if you think it's a masterpiece

        Been playing it for 20 years, reinstalled with a fucton of spell mods recently. You morons are either terrible Larian shills or zoomers so completely braindead that you can't even realize there was life before you were born. Also, that life was intellingent life, unlike you morons now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both BG2 and BG3 were garbage that focuses on combatslop and romances over role playing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bg2
      >masterpiece
      Nah homie. Great game but far from a masterpiece. Throne of Bhaal also sucked dick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bg2
      >masterpiece
      This game is quickly becoming the new planescape. There is no way you ever played bg2 if you think it's a masterpiece

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still shilling
    the fotm is long over frick off back to your general

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT THE BEST RPG OF ALL TIME IT HURTS MY FEE FEES!

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally a good RPG, everything fans of the genre wanted for 20 years
    >Current Ganker is too mindbroken to enjoy it
    Funny

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >larian games
      >rpgs

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next they're gonna tell us the genital choices in character creation are a hoax, the straightest thing ever implemented in a game, or ironically there lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how are the companions not straight-coded? they all act like straight people, none of them act like how a gay person would act, moron

      These "straight companions" canonically suck dick and take it in the ass right?

      no, they don't. they are all extremely straight, and can only do gay things because the game master is forcing them to (unconvincingly at that)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure some of your "straight companions" canonically take it in the ass

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the only male who i can see taking it in the ass is astarion, but even that is flimsy because
          >he is in the dominant position in sex scenes even when ur character is male
          and again
          >he is female coded, he is designed for females to lust over
          that makes him straight-coded. hes a bisexual, something straight females love to see in men. it makes them wet

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >okay yes the "straight" companions do take it in the ass
            hmm

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >straight can't read
              sad!

              Only played for ~3hrs but Asterion, Gale and Wyll all set off my gaydar super hard. They might be into girls but by Helm they are some lisping effeminate fairyboys.

              you are not gay. they act extremely straight and nothing like how an actual gay would act. yes including astarion. astarion acts like a straight who is forcing himself to be bi. none of you have played the game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gay thinks taking it in the ass isn't gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                so i guess marsellus wallace is gay because he took it up the ass in the basement huh?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes having gay anal sex is gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they act extremely straight and nothing like how an actual gay would act
                REAL homosexualRY HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED
                NO TRUE homosexualMAN

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                its clear you don't know how gay people act, and its clear larian doesn't either. The "everyone is bi" shtick is just a cover so they can write straight-coded companions, its really pathetic. I respect owlcat more, they actually just make all their companions straight because it makes sense.

                Yes having gay anal sex is gay

                do you know what "gay" and "straight" mean?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >having gay anal sex isn't gay
                boy do I have a game for you

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of my way undead fricking shits.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being able to multiclass and have meaningful skills and attributes makes it a lot more fun.

    Doing a durge gloomstalker/thief rn and I put everything into athletics. I'm shoving people into the abyss left and right.

    But honestly what makes the game is the interconnections between quests. Like how the gnomes have to build the steel watcher because their families are held hostage underwater but you can also disregard it all and learn about the underwater prison through the nymph funeral.

    And i'm pretty sure Bethesda still doesn't know what makes the diceroll checks so fun.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make shortstack tav
    >romance any of the three martial girls
    >ask them for a kiss
    >they get down on their knees instead of picking you up
    Dropped, 0/10, refunded, worst vidya ever

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This ESL Black person has been shit posting and seething in this thread about gay shit for hours. What compels a person to be so obsessive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are in the closet. its a common case for homophobes

      >having gay anal sex isn't gay
      boy do I have a game for you

      do you know what "gay" and "straight" mean?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >having gay anal sex isn't gay

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          so when u go to prison for bigotry and get raped, does that make you gay for life? what will you do then anon?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you take it in the ass and want the PC to give it to you or receive it's not gay?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              no thats very gay. but that doesn't happen in baldur's gate 3. also its clear now you haven't watched pulp fiction, so i assume you are about 12 years old.
              get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >having gay sex is gay, but there's no gay sex in BG3
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                all of the companions are straight coated, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no gays or gay sex in BG3
                >except for that guy that canonically has gay sex and all the gay rape
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no gays or gay sex in BG3
                >except for that guy that canonically has gay sex and all the gay rape
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no gays or gay sex in BG3
                >except for that guy that canonically has gay sex and all the gay rape
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no gays or gay sex in BG3
                >except for that guy that canonically has gay sex and all the gay rape
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no gays or gay sex in BG3
                >except for that guy that canonically has gay sex and all the gay rape
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >btw, the dad in this pic is gay!
                wow, nice gay companion larian! totally feels realistic!!

                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no gays or gay sex in BG3
                >except for that guy that canonically has gay sex and all the gay rape
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

                >straight coded
                Not a real term, begone troon.

                nobody loves you. not even your mother. you have never truly talked to a gay person or a straight person.
                you are alone.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no gays or gay sex in BG3
                >except for that guy that canonically has gay sex and all the gay rape
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                wow, look at this gay companion larian made! what realistic and good representation!

                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

                Game is filled with gay shit but I'm still playing it because high production CRPGs rarely come along
                Also frog woman is my waifu and I just avoided as much of the gay shit as possible

                >Game is filled with gay shit
                not really

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no gays or gay sex in BG3
                >except for that guy that canonically has gay sex and all the gay rape
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no gays or gay sex in BG3
                >except for that guy that canonically has gay sex and all the gay rape
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no gays or gay sex in BG3
                >except for that guy that canonically has gay sex and all the gay rape
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                he can't. a father having dinner with his children seems like gay rape to him because he is a schizo who has no friends

                [...]
                [...]
                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

                >straight coded
                Use your big boy words.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you name a single instance of "gay rape" in bg3

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                he can't. a father having dinner with his children seems like gay rape to him because he is a schizo who has no friends

                >there's no gays or gay sex in BG3
                >except for that guy that canonically has gay sex and all the gay rape
                oh okay

                >not really
                Can't even think of a game I've ever played with anywhere near as many opportunities to do gay shit than Bussy Gate 3

                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no gays or gay sex in BG3
                >except for that guy that canonically has gay sex and all the gay rape
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sirs, you are not "straight coded"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >straight coded
                Use your big boy words.

                is the man in this photo straight or gay?

                >there's no gays or gay sex in BG3
                >except for that guy that canonically has gay sex and all the gay rape
                oh okay

                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no gays or gay sex in BG3
                >except for that guy that canonically has gay sex and all the gay rape
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no gays or gay sex in BG3
                >except for that guy that canonically has gay sex and all the gay rape
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

                >straight coded
                If you want to have a conversation you have to stop the googoogaagaa tumblrspeak and use your big boy words to speak your mind. I don't speak homosexualry.

                answer the question

                why are they all trying to frick me then?

                because the game master flipped a switch

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >answer the question
                No because I don't care about your little AI art project. I'm discussing BG3.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't care about your little AI art project
                ???
                are you so mindbroken you cannot tell if a man is straight or gay anymore? get off the internet and fix your life

                >gay rape isn't gay
                So when 90% of people that played this game got raped by men at release, when their butthole was penetrated by dick it wasn't gay

                do you know what "gay" means?

                >because the game master flipped a switch
                ok so we have "straight coded" characters trying to frick me
                i guess that means all is ok?
                how is astarion straight coded tho? he is flamboyant which i guess some women might like but to pretend theres no flamboyant gays or gays that might like flamboyant men is madness

                >i guess that means all is ok?
                no its horrible. its cognitive dissonance. straight people don't frick people of the same sex. thats not normal. straight people, gay people, and bi people all act differently from each other, but the writers are bad at writing and don't understand this. or actually they do understand this but don't like writing about gay men, only lesbians that get their rocks off

                >how is astarion straight coded tho?
                well he is designed primarily for females, most gay men do not find astarion attractive, both physically and mentally.
                of course, canonically, this doesn't change the fact that he is not straight. he is bi, even if he is coping. hes like those "gays" that got raped by their uncle so they are gay now (spoiler alert: they are not gay, they are just traumatized)

                Here's this straight coded game I was telling you guys about...

                refer to

                [...]
                >gale's whole story is about getting over mystra (a girl)
                >wyll's whole story is about being with Mizora (female) and in the EA he was implied to be in love with her
                >astarion sleeps with anyone but is designed specifically to appeal to female sensibilities
                >halsin isn't designed to appeal to anyone but also in canon lore sleeps with everybody
                play the game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when dick penetrates your butthole it isn't gay
                always nice having a conversation with /lgbt/

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                is marsellus wallace gay?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So when you get raped by a man (which happened in BG3) it's not gay because you don't like it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are not gay just because you got raped by a man, if you don't like it, then you are not gay. its a horrible thing that happened, but it doesn't change the fact that you are exclusively attracted to the opposite sex, making you straight

                >be average BG3 fan
                >go to gay orgy
                >suck dicks
                >gargle balls
                >let a troony frick me in the ass
                >make out with a dude while my ass is getting pounded
                >cum buckets
                >leave
                >put on a suit and tie
                >now I'm straight coded so I can't be gay

                what are you babbling about?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gay rape isn't gay if at least one person isn't enjoying it
                oh

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon are you implying you can make someone gay against their will?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So if you get raped by a man in BG3, which is a thing, it's not gay?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being raped does in fact have nothing to do with your sexuality yes

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that is what he is implying yes
                he thinks marsellus wallace is gay, for example

                [...]
                you can't get raped by a man in BG3 because your character initiates all romantic encouters
                you can certainly be the rapist yourself though

                >being raped by a man is not gay
                oh

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you know what "gay" means?
                is marcellus wallace gay?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being raped by a man is not gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                refer to

                hes posting about his fantasy

                [...]
                the rapist is gay (or bisexual, we don't know)
                (You) are not gay, because you didn't enjoy it.
                Get it?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the gay part is if you, a straight man, put yourself in a position to be raped.

                >being raped by a man is not gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the act is gay because its gay rape
                but the act doesn't neccesairly make you gay
                if you got raped do you think you would start liking wiener all of a sudden?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you got raped do you think you would start liking wiener all of a sudden?
                that's basically how gays reproduce is through significant trauma

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, those are fake gays
                real gays are born thru the gay gene

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                damn really? that's kinda messed up...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                take it from me as a real gay
                if ur ever interacting with a gay thats annoying the shit out of you, acting like a fricking queer, those are fake gays who got raped
                if ur interacting with a gay guy and hes acting normal, or like you find out someone is gay and ur like "shit really? he seemed so normal"
                then that persons a real gay who was born gay

                it works every time, trust me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                okay, gaybro

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                no problem straightbro

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                damn i gotta try that sometime

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the gay part is if you, a straight man, put yourself in a position to be raped.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that is what he is implying yes
                he thinks marsellus wallace is gay, for example

                So if you get raped by a man in BG3, which is a thing, it's not gay?

                you can't get raped by a man in BG3 because your character initiates all romantic encouters
                you can certainly be the rapist yourself though

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks marsellus wallace is gay, for example
                sounds like anon needs to get fricked up with a katana

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >???
                I know it's hard for you to wrap your head around that but I simply don't care about whatever little homosexual art thing you're doing. Use your big boy words if you want to have a grown-up conversation.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >btw, the dad in this pic is gay!
                wow, nice gay companion larian! totally feels realistic!!

                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

                wow, look at this gay companion larian made! what realistic and good representation!

                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

                [...]
                >Game is filled with gay shit
                not really

                [...]
                is the man in this photo straight or gay?

                [...]
                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

                is the man in these photos straight or gay? use your thinking hat and answer promptly.

                >gay rape isn't gay if at least one person isn't enjoying it
                oh

                do you know what "gay" means?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gay rape isn't gay if at least one person isn't enjoying it
                oh

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >is the man in these photos
                Why can't you talk about BG3?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                why can't you answer the question?

                [...]
                >being raped by a man is not gay

                do you know what "gay" means?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the act is gay because its gay rape
                but the act doesn't neccesairly make you gay
                if you got raped do you think you would start liking wiener all of a sudden?

                >being raped by a man is not gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                is marcellus wallace gay?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gay sex isn't gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                so when u go to prison and accidentally drop the soap, u become gay?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gay sex isn't gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you know what "gay" means?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gay sex isn't gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                is marcellus wallace gay?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gay sex isn't gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think in that case it would be gay sex for the rapist but just rape for the guy who was being raped by the rapist

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gay sex isn't gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gay sex isn't gay

                is marcellus wallace gay?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gay sex isn't gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                refer to

                hes posting about his fantasy

                [...]
                the rapist is gay (or bisexual, we don't know)
                (You) are not gay, because you didn't enjoy it.
                Get it?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you know what "gay" means?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gay sex isn't gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                but i acknowledged that the act is gay
                so yes being raped by a man is gay but it still doesn't make you gay by proxy
                what makes you gay is liking wiener

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no its horrible. its cognitive dissonance
                oh ok we are on the same page i guess? they really should've went with some designated straight/gay/bi characters instead of making everyone playersexual. it feels like nothing really matters because the whole game is just there to suck your dick both figuratively and literally.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i agree 100%
                like i said, i prefer owlcat more because they at least had the guts to admit that they wrote a bunch of straight companions in RT because they didn't wanna write gay ones. i get it honestly, if I were a writer I wouldn't want to write straight romances either

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i agree 100%
                like i said, i prefer owlcat more because they at least had the guts to admit that they wrote a bunch of straight companions in RT because they didn't wanna write gay ones. i get it honestly, if I were a writer I wouldn't want to write straight romances either

                it's the only thing I truly dislike about BG3, and it's a weird enough problem that I don't fault anybody for being turned off from the entire game by it. the game already has insight and perception mechanics. character should be able to read the damn room and tell at a glance whether or not I'm a member of the Uranian brotherhood.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because the game master flipped a switch
                ok so we have "straight coded" characters trying to frick me
                i guess that means all is ok?
                how is astarion straight coded tho? he is flamboyant which i guess some women might like but to pretend theres no flamboyant gays or gays that might like flamboyant men is madness

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >straight coded
                If you want to have a conversation you have to stop the googoogaagaa tumblrspeak and use your big boy words to speak your mind. I don't speak homosexualry.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                why are they all trying to frick me then?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                didn't you know, having gay sex isn't gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                is marsellus wallace gay?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gay rape isn't gay
                So when 90% of people that played this game got raped by men at release, when their butthole was penetrated by dick it wasn't gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not really
                Can't even think of a game I've ever played with anywhere near as many opportunities to do gay shit than Bussy Gate 3

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you count "raping straight men and brainwashing them to be gay" then I suppose yes

                >there's no gays or gay sex in BG3
                >except for that guy that canonically has gay sex and all the gay rape
                oh okay

                all of the companions are straight coded, they are bisexual against their will, it doesn't make sense for them to have interest in the opposite sex
                get off the computer and do ur homework kiddo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no gays or gay sex in BG3
                >except for that guy that canonically has gay sex and all the gay rape
                oh okay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >straight coded
                Not a real term, begone troon.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play dark urge
    >no holding back
    >astarion likes me a lot because im murdering everyone
    >out of the blue he offers me a night of carnal pleasures
    >i didn't even hit on him
    >didn't give him blood either
    what did he mean by this?

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i recently played it for about 20h and i had the opposite experience. full of bugs, some of them are major like quests breaking. some of them are unimplemented skills and equipment. i haven't played a d&d game in around 2 decades but i expected the game mechanics to be fully fleshed out. instead i get this reskinned dating sim for gays and would rather go search for the older d&d games again

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    After playing and loving BG3 I decided to play through BG1+2+ToB. Loved the characters, the world and how the dialogues were written. Locales were very pretty, especially in BG 2.
    But man, the combat was such a fricking chore. I enjoyed about ~70% of BG2's combat, but BG1 and late game BG2+ToB were a mess. First game has insane amount of trash fights only a handfull of encounters were fun (I really like the 4 women adventuring party you meet in the wilderness after clearing out nashkel mines). In BG2 and ToB, every encounter with mages devolved into a dispel checklist.

    Spellhold became my favorite CRPG dungeon ever. I fricking LOVED the riddles.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to coach my GF through and it's an ordeal

    >picks warlock, never eldritch blasts
    >takes control of Astarion, never tries to sneak attack

    Send help

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to click the sneak attack action, just make sure it's turned on as a reaction to always trigger and it will automatically apply it if it can.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dump your girlfriend. Romance Astarion

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the chat bot stuck in a loop?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've legitimately never seen someone so mindbroken. And we're talking about BG3 here, one of the biggest mindbreaks in Ganker history

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Game is filled with gay shit but I'm still playing it because high production CRPGs rarely come along
        Also frog woman is my waifu and I just avoided as much of the gay shit as possible

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pozzslop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that guy looks like a one piece character

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        true

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's this straight coded game I was telling you guys about...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >guy_putting_stick_in_bike_wheels

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he went out of his way to switch the default option out just so he could seethe about muh trannies in muh video games

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Took me 10 hours in ms paint

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >too autistic for reddit, hate social media
    >too sane for all this /misc/shit
    I miss when people here liked games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hate social media
      you're using social media right now, you know that?
      also, if shitposters bother you so much, use filters. I had to check the archive to see what the frick are some random posts so flustered about, then I found the whole reply chains that I wasn't seeing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker isn't and never was considered social media and I remember someone getting publicly banned a decade ago for saying it was

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ganker isn't and never was considered social media
          Ganker is by definition social media, I don't care if it offended some hotpocket gay who cleans up the cesspit of the internet for free.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker isn't social media, it's an anonymous imageboard. I'm frankly concerned that you don't know the difference

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The concern is mutual, I'm concerned that you think a platform where users interact with eachother on the internet is not an application of social media. Do you also insist that crows are not birds?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            All crows are birds but not all birds are crows. In the same way that social media are places you interact with people socially but not all places you socially interact are social media. You fricking moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noooo let me gargle the pozzshit in peace

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be average BG3 fan
    >go to gay orgy
    >suck dicks
    >gargle balls
    >let a troony frick me in the ass
    >make out with a dude while my ass is getting pounded
    >cum buckets
    >leave
    >put on a suit and tie
    >now I'm straight coded so I can't be gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you talking about gay orgies and trannies fricking you in the ass?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hes posting about his fantasy

        >gay rape isn't gay if at least one person isn't enjoying it
        oh

        the rapist is gay (or bisexual, we don't know)
        (You) are not gay, because you didn't enjoy it.
        Get it?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gay rape is gay
          oh okay, so BG3 has gay sex and homosexuals in it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >so BG3 has gay sex and homosexuals in it
            it doesn't tho
            everyone is straight coded

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So gay anal sex isn't gay?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                refer to

                hes posting about his fantasy

                [...]
                the rapist is gay (or bisexual, we don't know)
                (You) are not gay, because you didn't enjoy it.
                Get it?

                in this case, the straight characters don't enjoy the gay anal sex (which is never shown btw) because they are being mind controlled into being not straight
                your PC can be whatever sexuality they want

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not gay if you say no homo
                oooh

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                who are you quoting?

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >(p)redditor posts bait
    >it's terrible
    >troony jannies leave it up
    never playing your disgusting coomer troon gooning simulator
    also, troony jannies should die 😉

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    that's such a blatantly moronic argument holy shit.

    >why do people born after 2008 enjoy eating meat so much?
    >why do people in the southern hemisphere drink water 1.3x more than others?
    >why do people who are prone to stress drink alcohol?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must leave Ganker at once. You aren't cut out for this.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    for me, personally? it's because I like video games. I enjoyed Divinity: Original Sin 2 and Dragon Age: Origins and enjoyed this one for a lot of the same reasons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you replying to yoursel

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wasn't. That was my first post itt

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tencent shills still shilling this astroturfed slop a year later

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    congrats OP, how long till your sex change operation?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a new IP.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because only moronic fricking gamergate and election tourists give a frick about muh politics

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Without spoilers, how different is a dark urge run from a regular evil run?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's basically the canon route. adds a motivation for your character, and absolute kino writing. It's worth playing through, like a brand new story.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played him myself, but I've been told that he is someone with an uncontrollable urge to kill that he is consciously trying to suppress. You might wake up after a long rest and discover someone dead that you don't remember killing. I have heard from someone else who has beaten the game multiple times that it is the canon route.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      basically the same except you lose control of your character, meet annoying npcs, and get way more BG lore rape.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty good but it felt gross because ALL of your companions ( outside of Minsc and Jaheera) are fricking sex obsessed perverts. The amount of sex shit was creepy and felt like you were playing with a DM whose a creep.

    Maybe I'm the strange one but the amount of content and dialogue focused on sex was disturbing for me. The only people who think about sex as much as it's brought up in this game are incels who have never gotten laid so sex is this magical mystical thing to them or people who are porn addicts.

    Like normal healthy adults who have had normal healthy sex do not think about it this much.
    Like sex is nice and all but it's far from what either incels or addicts behave like it is. In fact at least to me it's rather overrated. It's nice but you can get an equal or greater amount of pleasure from eating a good meal, reading a good book, watching a good film, or doing a sporting activity.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you enable the option at the beginning of the game that hides some sexual stuff from you? I remember it being one of the first options I was presented upon booting up the game, but I left it unchecked myself.
      What I disliked in particular about the romance and sexual encounters in this game is that they just weren't very convincingly written. They were written in a way that I really can't describe any better than another guy itt put it, as if "the entire game is trying to suck my dick." Romance and sex feel unearned and cheap in this game.
      I haven't actually played the tabletop game but have played a couple of other video games set in D&D settings, and from what I hear Ed Greenwood was a bit of a pervert himself (he was a swinger and canonically established that polyamory is the norm in Faerun), so although the sexuality in this game does approach boner comedy levels pretty often I have to wonder if that isn't inadvertently true to the creator of the setting's vision.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        larian is unironically perfect for a forgotten realms game, both larian and greenwood are of the 1960s sexual revolution school of gay stuff
        yes, its as vapid as it sounds, but at least its not obsidian's strange asexuality or modern zoomer puritanism

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          see, that is kinda the impression I got as I played more and more of this game. this school of thought with regards to sex doesn't land with me but certainly isn't a dealbreaker for me either.
          the actual game design in BG3 is pretty fantastic, and I liked several of the characters, so I was willing to put up with it. I found that the voice acting did actually meet the CW-level writing more than halfway, too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That option is mainly for nudity and sex scenes. It's doesn't change all the dialogue where everyone in your party is either trying to put something in you mouth or butthole.

        And I'm not even a prude.
        One of my favorite films is the Gore Vidal/Tinto Brass sexploitation film Caligula. So it's not like I'm Pastor Jim over here or something.

        Larian just went full goon with your companions to the point they come across as actual fricking rapists. And it's weird because they did so well with other characters like Ketheric. But everyone in your camp is completely disgusting and there is no romance just sex. You cannot classify any of the "romances" as relationships. As all the relationship is, is sex.

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because it is literally everything old Ganker wanted out of an RPG.
    >environmental interactions on par with an immersive sim
    >loads of interactivity and "oh shit you can do that?" moments even outside of combat
    >fully implements every D&D class and several subclasses each
    >loads of dialogue options respecting character creation choices
    >huge amounts of stuff to find guarantees you'll have missed things on your first run
    >lets you just be evil instead of muh-moral-grey-area
    >biowaresque romance slop
    >proper fantasy adventure vibes throughout

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >immersive sim
      Stop using this youtuber term. It doesn't mean anything.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It refers to a distinct group of games, no matter how much it triggers your autism.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Enjoy act 1 and act 2
    >Get to act 3
    >Motivation for the game just drops through the floor and don't return to the game for weeks
    Happens every time.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already played it, was shit.
    Typical larianschlop

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dogshit game for dog shit normies

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >orgin character: Lae'zel
    >bully target: Shadowheart
    yep, it's gaming time

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dislike that you can recruit Minthara without siding with the goblins. The game doesn't give your character any reason to even consider knocking her out.
    >yes im going to murder the whole goblin camp and kill the 3 leaders
    >but wait im actually going to knock out this one drow leader lady that acts hilarously evil when i talk to her
    >everyone else still has to die

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