>Finally rushed to finish TotK
Grindy as frick for monster parts. Couldn't bother to get all the shrines. Couldn't bother to get find all the caves. Every character was annoying and felt like a cheery disney mascot. Story was shit [who the frick is this rauru guy taking credit for starting hyrule]. Depths were empty save for four green tunics, who fricking cares.
Frick this, I need to play a good game to cleanse my palate.
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you can't talk shit about zelda in this board OP, even if you make some serious valid points because you will now get accused of being a snoy, pcgay, Black person, homosexual, poorgay, troon and libtard
yeah those valid points about how 'everything is shit' are gonna take some real strategy to contest
If you must do a side quest, would you prefer Anju and Kafei's quest, or Cece's?
>Anju and Kafei's quest
>Earns you a useless, boring mask
>And is immediately undone because you need to rewind time so the moon doesn't kill you
>Cece's quest
>Earns you cheese and pumpkins
My word, you have some shit taste. Don't ever speak to me again. In fact move to another planet if you would.
>Immediately
>Undone
Just like getting a weapon in TotK. Give me that sweet romantic story over fat ass fungus b***h anyday.
I can repair weapons in TotK and keep them around forever.
I will not do Anju and Kafei's quest a second time, and the Couple's Mask is the first mask I hand over to the kids on the moon when I start the hide and seek quests for the Fierce Deity's Mask. Useless and hideous.
Couples mask
Don Gero mask
Kamaro mask
Keaton mask
All Night mask
All of these serve the single use of getting a heart piece.
And yet you remember them and their names. Now now give me five shrine names without looking them up.
Jesus fricking Christ that hits bullseye.
I actually had to look up kamaro, don gero, and the all night mask because they aren’t memorable and I wanted to call them dancer, frog, and awake. I knew though if I didn’t get the names right you would claim I didn’t actually play the game.
Meanwhile here are 5 shrines that I remember off the top of my head
Courage to Fall
Forward Force
Fire and Water
Proving Grounds: Low Gravity
Courage to Jump
Cool. Better than I could do on the shrines, and I just played it. I'm just not a fan of the newest game. It just feels off to me. I won't remember half of it in a year. I'll remember Majora's Mask. I'll remember the Arbiter Grounds, or even Groose. TotK though, just not for me.
I'm sorry TOTK went over your head. There's a minimum IQ and creativity requirement for enjoying the game, and it sounds like you're far below it. Maybe give it another go in a few years after you've matured some more, and maybe, just maybe you won't get filtered again.
>Bro you don't understand you have to spend 30 minutes building useless contraptions, so you can make 10 second videos to post them on reddit bro, you just don't get it you're playing the game wrong bro, tiktoks of the kingdom bro
Don't forget
>recycled the 3 melee weapon types from the previous game
>the same movesets, magic rods and boomerangs still use sword animations
The current durability thread is a brilliant place to show that tendie weebs have no idea what fun is in a video game. They are constantly lacking arguments and calling names because this Ubislop x Garry's Mod is their pillar of entertainment. Unlike the average zoomer snoy, they're incapable of admitting their game is deeply flawed. The snoy, as pathetic as his movie games are, is capable of being critical, because he has a myriad of other options on his console. On the miserable Switch however, the tendie has to either roll with all the Mario/Zelda/Kirby slop, or admit that his third worlder hard earned years of salary were poorly spent. Truly an existence of woe and pain for the weeb tendie. Never a good story, nor a good combat, not even a decent gameplay loop. The tendie must hang on to the colossal legacies of the great games Nintendo has made in the past to legitimize the slop he devours so eagerly. There is nothing great awaiting the tendie in the future. Only a long and painful descent into Ubislop mimetism and decades of cope on a mongolian basket weaving forum, made of terrible Reddit memes and baseless argument. The tendie lives a constant lie that he tries to erect as a perennial truth. No one shall be fooled by it, and only the lucid shall see beyond that mascarade.
>tendie
>weebs
>Ubislop
>zoomer
>snoy
>slop
>gameplay loop
>Reddit
Can anyone that speaks moron translate this post?
He said there was no hope for Switch-only gamers, because their games were plagued by the classical boring open world game design. The praise comes from the name and the fact that this is the only worthwhile game on the Switch. He then equates the average anon defending them to the average Reddit user, a godless man to which his loyalty belongs to corporations. Also, you're a troony snoy homosexual.
>classical boring open world game design
since when is "open world" classical?
typical, maybe generic, but not "classic"
I'm not a native english speaker and classic means generic in my language. But you get the idea.
>classic means generic in my language
what language is that?
French. "Classique" means generic. "Generique" means "Opening" like for a TV show or anime.
If you need to play a good game why did you post TP? Were you born in the 2000's?
I can understand skipping korok seeds but shrines? you didn't beat the game!
I beat BotW. Got everything save the all korok seeds. I liked it. I can't do more of the same though. Give me real dungeons. Give me a Link who doesn't wear pink hair and blue lipstick. Frick Nu-Zelda.
Give me a challengeing shrine and i will do it
Where do you start with Zeldas?
t.Fromtard
Honestly I'd start with Twilight Princess or Ocarina of time. Though the latter might feel a bit dated to some.
start with the 2nd best game in the series: BotW
this will prepare you for the best game in the series: TotK
>I need to play a good game to cleanse my palate.
...and you think the piece of shit TP counts as one? Easily THE worst main-line Zelda game to date.
>Couldn't bother to get all the shrines.
And that's ok I don't think they were expecting you to. Completion is for those that want a challenge.
>Couldn't bother to get find all the caves.
And that's ok I don't think they were expecting you to. Completion is for those that want a challenge.
It's not hard. Just boring.