>Why does this arouse you?
The taboo interspecies aspect plus the idea that she is so hot it is giving an instinctual reaction to non-sapient subhumans. Thanks for asking
>Nintendo gives her a bonkers ass >Sees all the memes from the single shot from the frog memory >Knows they have to have her fully viewable in TotK and want to mitigate the attention it will get, but can't roll back on DAT ASS >Slap a tiny cape on her that just BARELY covers it
I'm on to their shenanigans.
Normally when I think "That character should tied up" it's just me being horny, but actually why didn't Ganondorf even try getting the real Zelda out of the way when he made the doppelganger
She can't snitch on you if she's hogtied in a storage closet
>knife ears
Perfect for pulling on and kissing during sex.
>Pelinal Whitestrake enters Hyrule
>He sees pointy eared people
What happens next?
I love to imagine those sleeveless dresses getting torn off by horny bokoblins
Why does this arouse you? I much rather see Link’s BWC pummeling her
>Why does this arouse you?
The taboo interspecies aspect plus the idea that she is so hot it is giving an instinctual reaction to non-sapient subhumans. Thanks for asking
Some things are too beautiful to be ruined. Zelda is one of those things. Her sweet succulent sex hole deserves to be worshipped by Link.
You’re more obsessed with Link than Zelda, homo.
The white dress makes her look prepubescent
uoohhhh
Sexy
Short hair is SO much better I can't believe I ever liked her with long hair
Every form of her is great but yes, with pregnancy the hair must go.
Best Zelda and it's not even close.
I have a hard time choosing, she's good with both, imo.
>Nintendo gives her a bonkers ass
>Sees all the memes from the single shot from the frog memory
>Knows they have to have her fully viewable in TotK and want to mitigate the attention it will get, but can't roll back on DAT ASS
>Slap a tiny cape on her that just BARELY covers it
I'm on to their shenanigans.
>light a fire
>throw a pine cone into it
>cape lifts up out of the way
She doesn't have my penis stuffed to the hilt inside her vegana.
I don't remember that cute cold weather outfit, was that from the DLC or Age of Calamity or something?
Champions ballad? Someone post more of her snow outfit. It really highlights her fupa
me on the left
she's got psycho eyes.
so while fricking her, do you have to open a menu 18 times to swap positions and replace broken toys?
She's not in that fly as frick blue dress 100% of the time.
She's not a milf. I prefer older women.
Not yet.
Didn't stay a dragon
Oh no, princess zelda was kidnapped by the yiga clan
I wound eat my cereal with her feet inside the bowl.
Normally when I think "That character should tied up" it's just me being horny, but actually why didn't Ganondorf even try getting the real Zelda out of the way when he made the doppelganger
She can't snitch on you if she's hogtied in a storage closet
From the thumbnail this looked like she had that torch between her butt cheeks
She's not in the dumpster where she belongs, the useless c**t.
She's not sucking my dick right now
Didn't stay in dragon form
If only she turned into a dragon hybrid
That would have been fine too
She won't stop fricking Bokoblins
She spent 1000 years taking boko dick
She's stuck in Minecraft knockoffs instead of being in a real Zelda game
Her voice is annoying as frick
Don't play with english voice then.
She sounds fine in every other language
We're not married (yet)
She isn't a Miltank
Good
no dick
Isn't currently sitting on my face
>Find a flaw.
Dirty knife ear
Her breasts aren't larger than her head each
Wasn't turned into a breeding sow by ganondorf
Isn't being rutted by Ganon at this very moment.
She stole my bike.
It was never yours. Also, thanks for buying me a house 😉
What did Link get in exchange of the possession on his bike and house?
she is her Princess, everything his is her's by right
Sybb thread
Puffy fupa, not a flaw
Her round face makes her look like a moron. Which makes sense since she's the most moronic Zelda in general.
>most moronic Zelda in general
That's OoT Zelda though. BotW Zelda also never actually gets captured.
not playable
Play Age of Calamity
Blonde.
>find a flaw
she's not real 🙁