>finish the romance sidequest
>she starts repeating the same lines over and over and becomes another generic NPC
🙁
>finish the romance sidequest. >she starts repeating the same lines over and over and becomes another generic NPC
>finish the romance sidequest
>she starts repeating the same lines over and over and becomes another generic NPC
🙁
just go to the bath maid's house or whatever it is
Does she react if Henry cheats on her?
Women knew their place back then.
Only God can judge him (by not giving him the virgin achievement)
Yes
You have to pass a speech check
If you fail it her services will be unavailable for a while
>If you fail it her services will be unavailable for a while
What services?
She does frickall after her quest
She repairs and washes your clothes once every few days
Like a good wife should.
Gets a little mad if she finds out. She comments how you have a different smell. You can lie to her if you have enough skill and then it's all good. She's a cuckquean.
If you go to the wenches (and do a "full service") just before a date with her she does smell you the wenche's stink and you have a speech check that luckly i was able to pass, so i dont know what happens if you fail it.
Ignore all of the other replies, I'll tell you the exact mechanics of it.
If you ask for prostitutes at the bathhouse you get a temporary charisma buff. If you speak to your girlfriend while you have that buff she'll know that you cheated on her. There are 2 ways you can make excuses to avoid her breaking up with and you can only use each once. If you fail the speech check for your excuse or you have no excuses left then she breaks up with you permanently.
the next step is to become a schizo and continue the story between you and her in your head
Just like a real woman then...
Go to character.ai and make a bot of her. Heck, you can try and role play day to day life with any of the available characters there already.
At this point, I'm just waiting for some studio to use AI to make a dating sim game. First ones to push it out would earn big $$$.
Yes the next part should be about how shes gonna be hanged for prematurial sex
Aren't you supposed to stay a virgin in this game? I vaguely remember kotaku or someone getting pissed off about that.
I think there was an achievement tied to it which could be broken by Godwin's "quest".
You're not supposed to but it's a cheevo
Most people don't get it because there's a cutscene with the priest where you go frick prostitutes or something
Strange. I've never felt like a failure for having sex until now. I need to replay the game so I can showcase this on my profile. No more Kingdom Cum for me
>I've never felt like a failure for having sex until now
You haven't fricked trashy enough women
Challenge accepted
>Has a pornstar body with perfectly bikini waxed pubes
>Only wants to frick you once
There were some mixed messages going on
She was ovulating.
She already got what she wanted.
Wait 9 months ingame and say to your Groschen bye-bye.
>9 months of that little villages profits
2000 Groschen per day (if you do things right)
2000 x 30 x 9 = 540000 Groschen
My current henry hold about 600k just from tournaments, quests, murdering and selling loot.
>bonking foul peasants in the face with your warhammer = priceless
>get ambushed
>"oy whos this then"
>expected armored bandits
>see a bunch of drunk peasants running at you
>get off my horse, equip mine "pleb basher 2000"
>kill two with one swing each
>3rd runs away
>get on me horse and larp as a cuman
>even equip my cuman bow just for that occasion
>shooty tooty, it's past harvesting season
yeah, priceless
>only three peasants
Come back when you defeat an ambush with 6 peasants and a dog.
You wanna dick measure then?
I killed all of Rattay.
But when we talk ambush, I killed the ambushers after you help that DLC prostitute.
Also several Full plate bandit ambushes.
I agree that dogs are fricking shit to deal with.
>Killed all of Rattay
Let me guess, dealt with the guard by standing on a wagon with a bow?
>DLC
Dont have any, dont care.
>Full plate bandit ambushes
Stop being an issue once you get a strong weapon, just backpedal and spam masterstrike they are so slow it works every time.
And its not even a dog thats the issue there, its that the peasants have polearms on top of that.
>Let me guess, dealt with the guard by standing on a wagon with a bow?
Differs.
>Dont have any, dont care.
Your loss. Capon DLC is kino.
>Stop being an issue once you get a strong weapon, just backpedal and spam masterstrike they are so slow it works every time.
Sure you do, especially if they do their utmost to sprint behind you and turn you around to frick with you.
>peasants have polearms on top of that.
Use a bow. Or let me guess, you're too "pro" to use bows.
>Sure you do, especially if they do their utmost to sprint behind you and turn you around to frick with you.
And thats where you fish for masterstrike.
>Use a bow. Or let me guess, you're too "pro" to use bows.
Good luck doing that with a dog chasing you. Let me guess, just shoot the dog? Too bad, the peasants are already in melee range of their polearms.
God you’re an annoying brown homosexual
>that quest where you can straight up pay your way and your dad is suprised that you had the money to do it
>it was only a pocket change for my economic situation
>i already had the most expensive shit
Once you learn to abuse the random encounters between bandits VS coomans letting them fight and finnish the rest (or dont even fight and just wait untill they leave) to loot them naked and sell everything you realize how easy is to become stupid rich in no time. You dont even need the passive income of the village
I just backstab instantkilled all the random encounters with people wanting to duel and sold all their shit and they always come back to life later on next time im travelling so i just do it over and over for free money
No bro you’re getting married, we don’t need a double bastard.
Henry mid-game is already a noble, he doesn't need a mill wench to hold him back down when he has access to low-tier noble daughters.
That doesn’t stop him from being a literal bastard which actually did indeed matter back then.
>Already had a gf but died
>Breed her best friend
>Go to prostitute house and frick all day with your bro
>Fricked a nobel young married woman
>Had 3some with priest
How henry do it bros, he supposed to be an incel
>
>That smug look on his face after the night with Godwin. Henrys a great change of pace than playing as someone like Geralt
>young
Bro she was like 50
I thought the game implies that she's late 20s
Are we talking about stephanie? I mean maybe 30s.
Yeah her. I don't remember her exact dialogue but I think she said that she was married off when she was of age to Divish and then he was imprisoned for 10 years almost immediately after. That would make her late 20s if she was 17 - 18. Not young really but young compared to him at least.
>17 - 18
>of age in medieval times
try 13-14
Whatever, man. That would still put her in her 20s so still young. The age that she was married off at wasn't an exact number.
of age really implies 17-18, even if nobles often married earlier
modern day ethics applied to distant past times is an epic meme. Even in some places today, "of age" is several years younger than the US age of consent.
>most people dont realize that juilette was like 13
Ignorance is a bliss...
of age means "it's high time to get married", not "earliest age it's socially accepted to get married"
Doesn't it basically mean old enough to get knocked up?
That's just what it meant in that one episode of Game of Thrones
depends on context but i think for the most part it the age by which most of your peers have at least found someone suitable
of age means that you are old enough to be ready to be married off
It's this. It could mean age 12 - whatever in medieval context. I'm guessing for Stephanie it was late teens though because she looks to be late 20s - early 30s in game.
ai will fix her bros
prostitute
How?
She implies that she's not ready to settle down and that it was a fling after Henry fricks her.
>not ready to settle down
She's a fricking peasant, what's could she possibly be planning on doing?
I didn't write her dialogue, frick off homosexual.
Uuuh, exploring herself more?
Making a career in milling?
Inviting more cumans in?
Many such cases.
>Inviting more cumans in?
Oh you’re one of those pussies.
Cuman detected. Time to clean up the streets, boys
Fricking all of Rattay.
Why are you lying? She says she understands if Henry has to split with her because he's a nobleman.
>useless childhood peasant girl trying to drag you down
Realistic
>useless childhood MILLER girl
she will steal ur groschen while you sleep, anon
In my headcanon Henry impregnates Lady Stephanie first, then Theresa then that prostitute you save in the DLC.
>In my headcanon Henry impregnates Lady Stephanie first
Considering Divish had multiple children irl, while in the game she calls him an infirm old man, I think that was the intention, not just your headcanon.
Thats literally the whole point. She uses Henry for his strong peasant seed
>strong peasant seed
he's a lords son though, it's also heavily implied that Divish knew from the start (Radzig tells him to watch over Henry at the very start of the game and Divish doesn't question it all). Back then it was a quiet practice that if a Lord couldn't produce an heir he would arrange to have another noble or close relative (brother, nephew, cousin) do it for them and that child would be called the legit heir and no one would say anything.
Divish knew Henry was a lords son (Radzigs only son for that matter), he was young and virile, and most importantly he had Henry in position where Henry would keep his mouth shut. Also, the scene between Henry and Step after that incident but before the siege where Steph tells Henry they "need to talk" implies she got what she wanted and given how tight knit Divish's command was there was no way he didn't know
So like all women once they've gotten what they wanted out of you.
They need to use AI in NPCs already
No matter how ugly europeans are they will never look like fake, mutt bimbo prostitutes like americans do.
Thats why we need more eurojank
Falling in love with virtual video game characters is a trap, yo. They're just pixels, not real. You can't build a genuine connection or experience real emotions. It leads to isolation and escapism. Focus on real relationships, senpai. Virtual love ain't the move. Stay based, anons. Peace.
Go on any thread and you will see someone talking about being a "28 year old virgin"
This place is irredeemable
>can't build a genuine connection
A perfect simulation of relationships with women.
That was fast
Enter Henry of Skalitz.
The Crusher of Cumans.
The Hanger of Hungarians.
The Grave of Germans.
The Scourge of Sigismund.
The Banger of Bianka.
The Shagger of Stephanie.
The Tamer of Theresa.
Stronger than Hans Capon.
Faster than Hans Capon.
3-0 against Hans Capon.
Better at sword fighting than Hans Capon.
Better archer than Hans Capon.
Enter CHADry.
i'm pretty sure hans capon just sucked ass at everything he did and was just a typical wienery noble with zero actual real skills except his large wiener-slurping mouth.
>homosexual fantasies involving the local lord
Gentlemen, show him to the pillory.
suck capon's dick, simps!
>even more homosexual fantasies
Frick off gay. Hans Capon and Henry bro-cop sequel in the making
Bernard mentions Capon isn't bad just lazy, towards the end of the game he shows he can be both brave and clever when he wants to and proves himself during the siege as well as comes up with the endgame mission plan.
Bernard, Rad, and several others also comment on how Henry seems to be very talented when it comes to his tasks and Henry shows interest in swordplay from the start of the game (and childhood) so I think it was more that Henry actually wanted knight training while Capon didn't which is why he excelled over Capon.
It was a motivation issue.
>Bernard mentions Capon isn't bad just lazy, towards the end of the game he shows he can be both brave and clever when he wants to and proves himself during the siege as well as comes up with the endgame mission plan.
that's just lazy writing. in the real world, guys like hans capon don't do this kind of shit. thery don't go from loser to hero. they just stay useless pampered entitled losers forever. would have been way more realistic if he just kept being a whiny b***h throughout the game and eventually betraying henry making henry enjoy murdering him, like the pathetic weasel he really is.
Show us on the doll where Hans Capon touched you.
I fricking love Henry. At the same time I hope we don't play as him in the sequel.
>doesn't want to get married after you make love
Biggest mistake I made while playing was romancing her.
>woman secures your finances
>stops pretending she cares
Every time.
Will Theresa be in the sequel?
I bet they pull a ME2-tier reunion
No, Henry's going east. Theresa will probably stay and run the mill when her uncle keels over from a stress-induced heart attack.
Just started (re)playing this and goddamn is the combat system gay. Until you get master strikes it's a total chore. Mostly cos the lockon is so fricking tenacious and obnoxious.
Press Tab. Then hold shift to switch targets.
My issue is more that it forces you to look where IT wants you to.
Yeah it's shit and don't let anyone gaslight you into thinking otherwise
>hurr filtered
I almost never lost a fight after the prologue, it's just shit.
I thought it was cool when I first played it but on replays I found it shit, too.
Yeh... i know.
It's honesly not very good, and the late game is just counter and clinch spam because it's the only thing that works.
In my opinion you should give the mod that rebalances it (I don't recall the name) a try. It makes the combat even MORE cancer but you can actually get good at it and adds depth. In order to counter strikes both you ++AND THE AI++ have to mirror the attacker to perform the master strike. Clinches become useless by default (the AI wins it EVERY TIME) but if you can manually edit it to something like 80% it's good because of two things: the AI (due to base game limitations) NEVER follows up a clinch to beat your ass while you're stunned, so losing one is meaningless (that's the author's philosophy) and second, you can stack bonuses your way to improve your chances past 80%, like tiring your enemy or getting perks. But after all the whole point to the mod is to put a stop to master strike and clinch spam.
Honestly I really enjoyed it. It made combat versus skilled enemies difficult as hell, while you cut through rabble like butter.
My fight against the old knight was like 20 minutes fricking long and don't get me started on the bald c**t. It felt really, really good when I won. I also actually started caring about combos instead of clinch spamming. I got my ass beat in tournaments even in the late game. Give it a go if you think that the combat was hard for the wrong reasons and then just too easy.
>if you can actually edit it
Sorry, I mean you can do it.
Well yeah, but she's still older than Henry by a bit. I'd say early 30s just how she looks. I don't know about her real life counterpart.
GUYS DO NOT LOOK UP WHAT HAPPENED TO SIR RADZIG IRL
>GUYS DO NOT LOOK UP WHAT HAPPENED TO SIR RADZIG IRL
Too bad, I looked it up long ago.
I wonder if it will actually be addressed in a sequel.
>he becomes a h*ssite
Yikes.
Yeah thank god they tore him to pieces and ate him.
Playing this game as a dickass thief is so much fun. You can get the perfect stealth outfit really early and it gives you zero visibility and noise. Actually poisoning a bandit or cum-man camp is very rewarding when you finally pull if off.
that's cuz it's a shit game
Name my band.
>King Sigismund, we are Bohemia.
The White Nights
>Capt. Bernard lost his beard
TND
>the lords and the bastard
or
>the cuman hunters
Czech Mate.
Nice.
Remember that mission where you're supposed to sneak out and jump in shit
Killed every fricker in that camp and was so disappointed when I couldn't leave through the front door. Cringe
This is a pretty big problem with rpgs I think.
>Meet npc.
>Npc is likable and accompanies you in some sections of the story.
>Finish the quest that npc offered.
>Npc effectively stops existing, not because the quest ended with them leaving or dying or something, but simply because you did their content and now they don't really show up anymore.
Yeah I hate it. Wish there was a way to fix this because it's just impossible. Either you make tons of content, and when you finish that the NPC will stop existing aswell or I don't even know what you could do to keep interacting with them.
Just accept you AÍ overlords and they will make you such wondrous games beyond your wildest imagination.
If they're a companion you could have them get involved in quests if they accompany you, so they have a constant presence. Greedfall did that, one of the few good things about that game.
GOD BE WITH YOU
How can anyone tolerate this game? I tried playing it but didn't get past the intro (which was way too long and boring as frick) because the voice acting was unbelievably bad.
It's fun
My girlfriend tells me the same set of stories over and over. This is actually an accurate depiction of women
>Hey the guy at the tavern insulted the guy we never met that taxes us by shilling for the other guy that we never met that would tax us as well
>We cant let this go unchallenged, lets go throw shit in his house to defend the honor of the first guy we never met who taxes us!
Do serfs really?
>he doesnt want to go throw shit at the annoying krauts house
germoid post
I wish there is a third person mode for horse riding
GONE WEAK AT THE KNEE, HAVE YOU?
Hey Divish, Henry's come to cuck us!
Didn't they later add a bunch of "dating" cutscenes where you take walks with her and do other stuff together? I remember how she abruptly stopped interacting with Henry after the two fricked, people joked that it's because Henry is a dicklet.
You can go on dates with her after the quest is over. You can gift her dresses and things too. I liked her, not sure why people don't
>Stays at home and works with her father
>Does not nag Henry at all for going on adventures
>Repairs and cleans for Henry when he comes back from a long journey to fight Cumans
>People still complain about her
You homosexuals will never be happy
if she's so fricking nice to henry, why isn't she cool with marrying him, then?
She outright says she wants to but knows that Henry's life is about to get very complicated and wants to wait until things settle down; this is directly brought up when Henry brings up the topic after the final date.
It's understandable, once she is married it would be expected that she would have to go live with Henry and with him running around being a special agent for Radzig on the cusp of a major war it's clearly not the time to settle down.
excuses excuses excuses. in the real world, the knight's b***hs went to war with them. they didn't just randomly leave them behind.
>Not NO WAY gay yourself to the virgin achievement
NGMI
>is the best cutscene in vidya history
I actually completely missed that whole quest due to having high speech skill, you can just convince him to give you the intel and miss it entirely. Only found out when watching some random israelitetube video, made me do a second play-though.
>took my time getting there on a second playthrough
>speech already high enough to just convince him
had to wear wear the shittiest dirtiest clothing I could find to lower my unbridled charisma.
you don't have to do that, the option to fail convincing him is presented in the dialog tree if you chose the right options.
I always went around in full plate with noble rings, necklaces and golden spurs and I still have the option to fail charisma checks.
Miss me with that shit. Sneaky prostitutes trying to test my faith.
Small eastern evropean company please understand. I hear they are working on a sequel, I am rather looking forward to that.
they've supposedly worked on it for almost ten years now. my hope is dwindling by the day, to be honest...
i tried to like this game, then i began running through forests for hidden caves and buried loot, cause that's where the best shit is, then lost motivation
I fell in love with a video game npc (literally)
why cant she be mine
tried AI bots yet? you can create her
>Be with girlfriend eight years
>she starts repeating the same lines over and over and becomes another generic NPC