Finished this thing last night, the combat feels great and the story was interesting but the ending felt a bit rushed, i'll complete the dlc on the weekend
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Finished this thing last night, the combat feels great and the story was interesting but the ending felt a bit rushed, i'll complete the dlc on t...
>MAN WHO NEVER EATS PORK BUNS IS NEVER A WHOLE MAN
Why isn't there a pork bun in your hand?
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND RAYMOND
i love wearing a cop outfit for the scene where you get thrown on the table and accused of being a cop.
DO YOU EVEN READ MY REPORTS?
Now that the dust has settled, which bird was best?
not ping
>i'll complete the dlc on the weekend
DON'T
Also, have you done that one mission with the knives ?
Yeah, i just stood still and used the dim mak on everyone, what's wrong with the DLC?
Grabbing and beating npc women was very fun.
>grab her and break her arm
>grab her and break her leg
>grab her and slam her head with a car door
>grab her, shove her in the trunk of a car and drive into the ocean
>handcuff and tase her with the swat outfit
>roundhouse kick her
>blast her with a shotgun point blank
>shove her into a fuse box
>push her off a bridge
>shove her into an ice chipper
>all while hearing her moans and whimpers
Yeah, it was fun
Based. They don't make games like this anymore.
There's more
>cut her head with a table saw
>slam and cook her face on a grill
>impale her on a pallet swordfish heads
>drop an engine block on her
>push her on a tank of electric eels
>hang her from a meat hook
>plant a bomb on her car with the cultist outfit
>cut her head with an industrial fan
>shoot her with the tear gas launcher
I'll let you find the rest by yourself
>i'll complete the dlc on the weekend
GAME
OVER
Jackie bros....
I knew from the beggining that the guy was done for but i thought they were going to give him a melodramatic scene not a fricking jumpscare
yea he was a bro atleast that got decent amount of time
Not like the cyberpunk Hispanic friend at the start who does super early on without much development
>I'm running late to the wedding
Red Flag, TRAITOR
I guess I was wrong
Kind of awkward but once you get into the groove it's a little meditative. Though Bike races are total horseshit since the only real way to win a race is usually battering the opponents then having the most powerful vehicle period and doing it near perfectly
What was even the point of the mission where you had to save him just for him to die 5 minutes later?
WEI SHEN, MOTHERFRICKER
WHO ARE YOU
YOU FRICKED MY GIRLFRIEND I FORGOT I HAD
PREPARE TO DIE
HONG KONG
KOWLOON HONG KONG
>main story>Zodiac>first half of nightmare in northpoint>year of the snake>>>>>>>>
half of nightmare.
also we didn't get to see enough of Uncle Po, and the rank structure(why you can't beat up a red pole, etc.) is hard to understand if you don't already know it, i understand way more stuff after finishing the Sopranos
That female cop should've been the canon love interest
The dlc is subpar. You wouldn’t be missing anything if you skipped it.
How is the driving aspect of the game?
Not huge into brawling mechanics necessarily but like gta-clones mostly for the driving and stunting and stuff.
Easily the weakest part of the game
sad!
>gamers are so racist
>no one ever complained about Wei Shen
Journalistbros how do we spin this to our narrative?
Asians have light skin
Aren't Asian counted in the US as non-minorities?
Like they graduated and are counted alongside white people for the sake of education and hiring.
So yeah, unless the MC is black as midnight, then doesn't count as a diverse character.
They're white adjacent according to the order of eternal victimhood. So yeah they don't count because they're successful and counter the approved narrative
man the rainy environments in this game are so fricking kino.
The music selection is really good too.
>thank you for saving me from the triads wei I am going home even though I should be leaving the city, maybe the country
>okay jackie sleep tight
>ring ring
>hey wei guess who I kidnapped and murdered to get at you
>omg jackie no how did this happen???
I feel like a 100% this game every few years. I don't even know what I like about it. The game is for asian incels and there isn't all that much side content, but its quite fun.
I liked this and True Crime: Streets of NY better, but Sleeping Dogs is still good enough, just never played it when it first came out like the above mentioned.
arr rook da same
how did the devs for this go out of business? This game was pretty good.
>good world
>good music
>good DLC (Big Smile Lee one being my kino fave)
>good characters
>good story
>rarely talked about.
Us sleeping dog fans can't win, can we? Can't wait for the eventual grand theft auto reboot :/
>hey sammy i left the bones on the soup just the way you like it!
Jesus christ i love that old b***h
I didn't know there was DLC, what's it about?
One is about Wei going to a martial arts tournament, one is about fighting the undead with Not Ping and one is about Wei as a beat cop post-story having to stop a bombing on NYE
Can you ever hold onto a weapon? Even with the Agent 47 outfit I find that my Pistol always vanishes, the guy is a cop pretending to be a gangster for fricks sakes.