Fire emblem 7 has the worst story in the series and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

Fire emblem 7 has the worst story in the series and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    none of these games has a good story

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think sacred stones was enjoyable

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why won't Eirika frick me?
        >Why won't Ephraim frick me?
        >OH FRICK IS THAT MY KINGDOM?
        >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH DEMON-SAMA GIVE ME POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
        Lyon was a fricking moron, but I did also like the story, I gotta admit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i liked genealogy's story

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And you know what else I'm tired of people pretending genealogy has a good story, only the first part is good

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed. But part 1 is a part of Geneology, so it counts.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fire emblem writinf always been basic, but enjoyable. With the exception of the kamui trilogy and engage

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        awakening's story is also dogshit because it's supposed to have tons of references to shit from archanea but nearly everything it does to reference archanea, it gets wrong. it's like it was written by someone who had never even read the script of the archanea games, which is impressive because the two preceeding games were remakes of said archanea games.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, her name is Nami Komuro.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like what?
          Awakening doesn't even share names with the Archanea kingdoms. I think you're putting too much stock in references.
          Personally, I do give awakening a lot of leeway considering it was going to be the last game

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Like what?
            Dragon's Table is the perfect example. In FE3, its where Naga had sealed the Earth Dragons away thousands of years ago, that Medeus was forced to guard. In Awakening, it's where Grima eats (because it's a table, hehehehe).

            >Awakening doesn't even share names with the Archanea kingdoms. I think you're putting too much stock in references.
            It's literally the exact same land but 2000 years later.

            >Personally, I do give awakening a lot of leeway considering it was going to be the last game
            That's even more of a reason to not take the bullshit. It's like if the final Metroid game was Other M.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >because it's a table, heheheh
              I must admit, I laughed

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Other m was pretty good outside of the story

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mash the d pad to dodge attacks
                >forced “spot the pixel” sections to progress
                >swapping between 2.5d and 3d is clunky
                No, it doesn’t really play well either.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it's not, please let's not be so contrarian we actually have to pretend that mess actually played well.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it fricking wasnt.
                The gameplay was just as dogshit as the story, if not worse.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, it is literally the same land. That doesn't mean it needs to ape the archanea history to not be considered bad.

              Equating awakening to other M is dishonest at best and antagonistic at worst. I'll not entertain that thought

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                had no idea fricking consistency meant you were "aping history"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only difference between Awakening and Other M is that Other M isn't heralded by nu-fans as a game that "saved the series" by ruining it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's bad for fricking up the continuity and you're coping to claim otherwise. It fell on a remake of Gaiden to fix Awakening's frickups.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                how did it frick up the continuity?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Awakening was made by a guy who hates Fire Emblem.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Awakening was made by a guy who hates Fire Emblem.
            >source:my smelly butthole

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but we only b***h about Fates because it’s popular to hate

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thracia has a good story.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thracia has [HEAD CANON]

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp.
      Some are enjoyable because of how cheesy they are but none of them are good.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're right, but the game is still fun

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never got the appeal of FE games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anime homies on a grid

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Waifus. It's all waifus!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Advance Wars only you get to marry the anime girls in it after a whole 3-4 conversations

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Advanced wars doesn't have individual characters, I might actually like it if it did

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what COs are

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Srpg but with trending anime tropes of its time
      and you get to interact with those tropes

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one played these games for the story.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo games never have a good story. Sometimes they have good, pragmatic gameplay but nothing else.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo games never have a good story. Sometimes they have good,
      Finally some one says it it blows my mind when people tell me games like zelda have a good story

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's serviceable. It does what it needs to get the ball rolling.

        No one has ever said this.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you have never been in a zelda thread or even spoken to a zelda fan if you are saying that

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have, they all want to frick femboy link, even the ones that aren't femboys. Nobody talks about the story.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >not in the porn threads
              no shit

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >even spoken to a zelda fan if you are saying that

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No one has ever said this.
          No people say that, I've even heard people say pokemon games have good story

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zelda stories are always shit, they have charismatic characters. I dont think they even try, I mean its always the same plot. Zelda is more about living an adventure rather than telling a story, thats pretty obvious.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    really? you're just going to say that in front of all the 3DS fire emblem games?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes play 7 again literally nothing makes sense

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        makes a hell of a lot more sense than Awakening, Conquest, Birthright, Revelations AND SoV.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Awakening and sov are generic but mostly fine, fates also has a shit story but I still think 7 takes the shit cake

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, you're just a homosexual AND you're wrong.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Secret kingdom found only by falling off a bridge but sometimes falling off just makes you evil
            >Magic crystal ball that reveals the evil king is evil breaks after exactly one use
            >Conquestrin somehow sparing every enemy fought despite the Nohrian army being almost exclusively psychopaths
            >Dragon grabs characters from Awakening to help keep Corrin alive but they end up doing nothing except gaining an unhealthy obsession with the local royalty
            >A kingdom where nothing grows fighting a resource war by marching across the entire continent while having a secret underground society chock full of supplies
            I don't think anything can get more moronic than Fates except what little I've seen of Edelgard and Engage screencaps

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Engage doesn't have a bad story, it just has a bland story. There's 2 cool points, except one of them is tainted with the stupid "I'm the thirteenth Emblem? The Fire Emblem?"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m replaying right now (on Chapter 26x) and there’s nothing that’s crazy inconsistent with itself in the story. Unless you’re a YMS-type that goes line by line while repeating, “this character says this, but then later he says that and it mAdE nO SenSE!!!”

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and there’s nothing that’s crazy inconsistent with itself in the story.
          All of nergal and his quintessence

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not rocket science. He gets strength over time and also by sucking people off through dark magic. That's literally it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you might be moronic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Unless you’re a YMS-type that goes line by line while repeating, “this character says this, but then later he says that and it mAdE nO SenSE!!!”
          Autists believe this is called "evidence"
          and I know too many of them

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could Engays please stop trying to rewrite history? It's not only the plot and script that made your game into the biggest flop and disappointment of the franchise, it also looks like shit. Say what you want about Blazing Sword's story at least it has Wada Sachiko at the helm of the character design department and just by virtue of that it's gold

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Could Engays please stop trying to rewrite history?
      Edeltardhomosexual, people have been shitting on FE7's plot for years you tourist
      You're the only one here trying to rewrite history homosexual. Before Engaygie, you simply got called some eceleb's wienersucker for shitting on FE7's plot

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Before Engaygie, you simply got called some eceleb's wienersucker for shitting on FE7's plot
        And that's still true today.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do not under any circumstances respond to edeltards, not once have I seen a decent post accompanied by a picture of edelgard

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What, is there some eceleb taking shots at FE7 plot recently? Anyhow, nobody should take seriously what those soulless homosexuals say. Blazing Sword's plot is good enough for what it is and is certainly not the worst example of FE's bad writing

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahem.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could Engays please stop trying to rewrite history? It's not only the plot and script that made your game into the biggest flop and disappointment of the franchise, it also looks like shit. Say what you want about Blazing Sword's story at least it has Wada Sachiko at the helm of the character design department and just by virtue of that it's gold

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first half of eliwood's story is about looking for elbert
    >revelation that apparently elbert was in favor of darin's uprising
    >eliwood finally finds elbert, he dies
    >everything related to that uprising is instantly dropped and never mentioned again
    I understand that the story shifts focus to Nergal and the Black Fang at that point, but still, that plot point essentially disappearing is so weird.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, you kill Darin and his son. It doesn't get more final than that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There’s nothing else to say about the uprising plot after the first trip to Valor. Darin is dead and so is everyone else involved that wasn’t Nergal’s crew.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know about worst but it's pretty terrible.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't take the game seriously when they sent a 12 year old moron to kill the prince of Bern.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nino was being sent to die and Jaffar (who could kill him and anyone who tried to stop him) was there.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Contrarians are so tiresome

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i saw the unfunny mekkah video too

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know that's an fe tuber but I have literally never watched him

      That's what COs are

      It's not the same, and if I'm playing as generics I'd rather play somthing like disgaea

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the hell ever paid attention to a Fire Emblem story?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't Advance Wars without generics be something like Valkyria Chronicles?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gameplay wise they're very different, so no.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Revelations, Conquest or Engage

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this thread stinks of Engagetards cope? Even with Fates nobody questioned the most poorly structure Fire Emblem plots, and now suddenly there are no good plots so Engage's disaster is not no bad by comparison

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      schizo?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, just an observant fellow that's been in so many Engagegays cope & seethe

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today I will remind them
    https://forums.serenesforest.net/index.php?/topic/27311-quintessence-dont-understand/

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Fire Emblem
    > story
    I will unironically tell you right now that three houses easily has the best story in the entire series, and that is not praise.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can forgive the plot holes and nonsense since the character exchanges make up for it.
    Meanwhile Binding Blade is really fricking boring.
    Birthright and Engage are plain bad.
    And Conquest and Revelation are profoundly shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Revelation are profoundly
      What's bad about revelations story?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        fricking everything, including the fact that it simply existing makes the other two routes worse because you now know that azura was hiding all this crazy shit from you that she could have explained at any time but just didn't

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          EVERYTHING
          It's the worst fire emblem thing i have played, worst maps in the whole franchise, moronic story that lamost rivals conquest, nigh unusable units when they are introduced, really bad supports, etc.
          Fates is only good for the conquest maps and the pair up system for follow ups/blocking follow ups.

          >what’s bad about it?
          >UHHH EVERYTHING!?!?!?!
          This reeks of some brainless moron parroting shit to fit in but doesn’t actually have any argument themselves
          >Inb4: hurr durr you just have shit taste how can you defeat such a bad game????

          >Hey, Corrin, please don't fall for this insanely obvious trap
          >"Okay"
          >...
          >...
          >...
          >"Oh my GOSH, Anthony, I trusted you and this was a TRAP??"
          >Corrin, we literally told you that was a trap and you were still too trusting, but you know what, we love you, your older brothers will always have your back, bro
          Revelations was fricking stupid

          This is a pathetic nitpick and once again regurgitation of a single desperate talking point.

          All the inherent Fates worldbuilding issues
          >Completely sidelines any of the original issues of Nohr and Hoshido
          >Garon is a mere npc you don't even battle him
          >Everyone believes Corrin's bridge jump
          >The game tries to write a murder mystery with Gunter right as he suddenly gain dialogue again after being mute for like 15 chapters
          >The speedrun of family member deaths for side characters you have no reason to care for
          And thats just the first things I could think of

          Most of these have valid points but still doesn’t make the story anymore contrived than your typical anime plot. I actually believe you played the game unlike the other 3 morons and I respect your opinion

          It’s funny how quick Ganker circles back around to shitting on its designated whipping boy when anyone has the audacity of speaking ill about the sacred cow that is FE7

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>UHHH EVERYTHING!?!?!?!
            Correct.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >brainless moron parroting shit to fit in but doesn’t actually have any argument themselves
            kaga fans

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This is a pathetic nitpick and once again regurgitation of a single desperate talking point.
            It's the main fricking theme of the game, culminated with the main character being dumb as rocks for trusting an obviously fake trap and instead of suffering for failure, he's rewarded for it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hey, Corrin, please don't fall for this insanely obvious trap
        >"Okay"
        >...
        >...
        >...
        >"Oh my GOSH, Anthony, I trusted you and this was a TRAP??"
        >Corrin, we literally told you that was a trap and you were still too trusting, but you know what, we love you, your older brothers will always have your back, bro
        Revelations was fricking stupid

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the inherent Fates worldbuilding issues
        >Completely sidelines any of the original issues of Nohr and Hoshido
        >Garon is a mere NPC you don't even battle him
        >Everyone believes Corrin's bridge jump
        >The game tries to write a murder mystery with Gunter right as he suddenly gain dialogue again after being mute for like 15 chapters
        >The speedrun of family member deaths for side characters you have no reason to care for
        And thats just the first things I could think of

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        EVERYTHING
        It's the worst fire emblem thing i have played, worst maps in the whole franchise, moronic story that lamost rivals conquest, nigh unusable units when they are introduced, really bad supports, etc.
        Fates is only good for the conquest maps and the pair up system for follow ups/blocking follow ups.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >worst maps in the whole franchise
          worse than this?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shoveling snow in Fire Emblem is SOUL

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >worst maps in the franchise
          half of the games in this series have maps worse than rev

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I think Rev having bad maps is way over blown the issue is you're basically fricked if you wanna use non royal units

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you're basically fricked if you wanna use non royal units
              This is the real issue, the unit balance is beyond atrocious in rev, you spend like 5-6 chapters scraping by with corrin, a worse gunther and felicia/jakob as the only actual useable units which makes maps slower and a complete pain, and then during the later half the game just vomits units at random, with some being unusable thanks to coming in hideously underleveled and some being broken, sometimes both showing up at once even.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rev has a few maps that are...not bad but even with the most stat blessed royals most maps suck.
              Tediously slow due to gimmicky layouts and mechanics and side objectives or a lot of flavor things like special dialogue for specific characters that make FE maps interesting are absent.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Stealth map that fricked up FE stealth by not using the system from PoR
              >Snow Shoveling
              >Half the Valla maps being open air with moving platforms
              It's a contributing factor to it's shittiness

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they all have the same story. It's about how good the characters are and FE7 has great memorable characters

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such as lyn and uhhh....

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hector is pretty cool. Otherwise, yeah.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    t. hasn't played conquest
    i dont blame you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have played conquest

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this bad story means all the other ones are automatically good

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No but conquest story is pants on head moronic, FE7 still has a bad story but conquest is comically moronic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For as much as people say Birthright's story is okay in comparison to the other two, that end of the game feels like a parody.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lyn's thighs. that is all
    t. never played FE

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The story is just like the rest of 7
    Average, not the best but serviceable, not likely to be anyone's favorite unless it was your first game

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just started this game and its pretty fun. No spoilers im on ch 6 but why wasn't Lyn ever a playable character in Smash instead of Roy?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      roy's game and melee were being developed at the same time and samurai thought roy was cool but intsys forgot to make him cool

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roy's game came out before lyns, melee actually came out before it and by the time brawl was releasing it was ikes turn personally I would have wanted ephraim

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause Roy got in Melee as FE6 advertisement. No one actually likes Roy all that much.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roy was added as a promotion for his game, which came before FE7.
      Then by the time Brawl came out, Ike was the newest lord so he got in.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      roy's game and melee were being developed at the same time and samurai thought roy was cool but intsys forgot to make him cool

      Roy's game came out before lyns, melee actually came out before it and by the time brawl was releasing it was ikes turn personally I would have wanted ephraim

      Cause Roy got in Melee as FE6 advertisement. No one actually likes Roy all that much.

      Roy was added as a promotion for his game, which came before FE7.
      Then by the time Brawl came out, Ike was the newest lord so he got in.

      >We could have had Light Sword Leif in Melee
      Frick this gay earth

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He would've played exactly like Roy, just with light effects instead of fire.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because FE7 came out after Melee and PoR came out before Brawl

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starting at melee? Due to not being out, at brawl because she wasn't the most recent, and they didn't have popularity data.
      The only REAL fumble was when they learned that Lyn was literally the most popular female character in the series prior to ultimate being released, and STILL chose to put in Chrom, who to be clear, is literally verifiably less popular than Lyn, her costars Hector and even fricking Eliwood, instead.
      That is the truly baffling error. They knew at tat point that Lyn was a fan favorite, but she is STILL relegated to being an assist trophy, meanwhile shitters like Chrom still get a playable slot even when their particular game is already overrepresented with two playable characters.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chrom is an echo who cares

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        chrom is in just because hiltless roy fits just fine. It's been like 7 years of ultimate and I can't believe slotgays haven't killed themselves from moronation yet

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          should've been Eliwood, Leif, Sigurd or Seliph.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Fates.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct, recency bias is one hell of a drug

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >recent
        Anon I'm afraid it's been, 7 years

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    while bad, it's far above Fates

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only FE I wholly disliked was Fates because knights vs Samurais is just too ridiculous. Plus you get locked into a side depending which game you bought

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because knights vs Samurais is just too ridiculous
      And people rinding on flying horses and shooting magic balls of fire isnt?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >myrmidons and swordmasters don't count as samurai

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He didn't buy the Special Edition
      I wish I only bought Conquest

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      THAT is the issue you have with Fates?
      "Knights vs Samurais" doesn't even sound like a bad concept.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is when the developers very clearly favor one side over the other

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it is when the developers very clearly favor one side over the other
          >source: my ass and stupid memes on Ganker
          Holy shit you are genuinely borderline moronic

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hoshido story: KILL EM ALL, FRICK THE NOHRIANS, LET GOD SORT THE GOOD FROM THE BAD
            >Nohr story: no eberywun ;_; pls ues nonlefal tagtigs to not kiww da kawaii not-japan peppuls, dey dindu nuffin wong

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>Nohr story: no eberywun ;_; pls ues nonlefal tagtigs to not kiww da kawaii not-japan peppuls, dey dindu nuffin wong
              It's funny that corrin always magically finds away to defeat all his enemies in non lethal ways but genocides the fox people

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those frickers deserved it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This isn’t even true, you fricking homosexual. You’ve been reposting the same bullshit for years when it’s obvious you haven’t even played the game. Corrin’s support with Azure which is specific to Conquest itself refers to how guilty he feels for kill Hoshidians and two Hoshidians are even killed in the fricking supports themselves. You have literal autism but congratulations on derailing yet another thread to shit on your autistic fixation of hate and sidelining any conversation talking about the problems FE7’s story has

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sidelining any conversation talking about the problems FE7’s story has
                because there are none, at least not compared to the absolute fricking cancer that is Fates. Maybe if you want to discuss problems that you feel FE7 has, don't put it below literal dogshit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is your actual problem? You should really go see a psychologist for whatever strange little machinations that cause you to shit up these threads.

                What is it about FE that attracts the most deranged forms of unhinged autism imaginable?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What is it about FE that attracts the most deranged forms of unhinged autism imaginable?
                idk, why the frick are you here?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no u
                Genuinely pathetic

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >genocides the fox people
                This literally never happened but it won’t stop you from posting it over and over again because you know it fools morons who haven’t played the game into believing it and parroting it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                good to know I know you are a moronic shitposter

                check 28:12 when they talk on how they were genocide and have a nice day moron.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where we’re they “genocided” at, you failed abortion? You defeat the kitsune that were attacking you and then left. Where does it say “genocide” anywhere? They weren’t even in their village for frick’s sake. How are you so willingly moron? The worst part is you’re so vocal for someone with a barely functioning brain.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day moronic Black person learn to read

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are so fricking pathetic. You have done nothing but repeat the same moronic bullshit for literal years because you’re so abysmally pathetic that for some reason it’s you life’s mission to ruin any FE thread you’re in. You are a genuine aspie and the world would legitimately be a better place if you died today

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's not? there are like four good maps on the nohr route and all the other maps are fricking cancer, i'm sick of this "nohr route has good maps" meme. the god damn kitsune map alone is reason enough to never play this fricking game ever again.

                Oh boy, why don’t you just repost the same bait images you always do and oust yourself as the same aspie that posts the same low-effort shitposts in every thread

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based on how you type I retract my previous statement, you have profound mental moronation

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                nice ad hominem, homosexual

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          if the devs clearly favor hoshido more then why did they make the nohr route by far the most fun to play

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That was an accident

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's not? there are like four good maps on the nohr route and all the other maps are fricking cancer, i'm sick of this "nohr route has good maps" meme. the god damn kitsune map alone is reason enough to never play this fricking game ever again.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Using your words explain to me the problem with the kitsune map?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                literally all of the frickers have pass, they're super fast and will double you, they turn invulnerable for shits and giggles, and they hit your cavaliers/fliers (except wyverns) for effective damage

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and they hit your cavaliers/fliers
                I see why I never had an issue with it, I hate mounts

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll always stauchly defend Nohr because it does have some great maps, but holy frick what the frick were they thinking with that one
                >the map boils down to making a square with your units because of pass
                >literally a fricking murdercube where half of your units take critical damage
                why the frick did they do that

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The best way to beat it in my experience is let Xander solo it with corrin as a back pack

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                better if you make him a general and give him the beast killer.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That works to but I don't really like reclassing too much

                How is it arbitrary? I bought fire emblem and ended up with all these weeaboo ancient japan based classes and none of the classic units like cavalier and armor were playable. Not the FE I signed up for

                >none of the classic units like cavalier and armor were playable. Not the FE I signed up for
                What the frick are you talking about?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, wyvern lord Xander is better if you plan on skipping it since he has natural access to the class unlike general, and can fly to the mountains to take time to heal or poke them with Siegfried if necessary.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I used general Effie with beast killer and she only came close to dying once during the initial wave before she leveled up more

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              youre not even addressing my argument, just having a shitfit about how le overrated conquest is. which it isn't by the way

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Knights vs. Samurai could've been cool if it weren't for literally every other piece of worldbuilding present. The premise itself is neat and I'll even go as far as saying separating Birthright and Conquest could have been GREAT if somebody above the age of 15 had proofread the plots before they got finalized. Revelations was straight up a mistake and should not have existed in any form. Just let me play as Nohr trampling over Hoshido or as Hoshido cutting down Nohr. The fluff isn't necessary.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally the most pathetic and arbitrary reason to hate a game ever. You should have been too embarrassed to admit it instead of stupid enough to make some declaration about it as if it was remotely an intelligible thought

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is it arbitrary? I bought fire emblem and ended up with all these weeaboo ancient japan based classes and none of the classic units like cavalier and armor were playable. Not the FE I signed up for

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You saw that it was heavily advertised as knights vs samurai, bought it, and then were offended that you were playing the knights vs samurai game?

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder it's pronounced
    Tra kee a

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trathia

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >トラキア776

      Well shit, I've always assumed it was "thra see a".

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you feel the need to pretend otherwise?
    Fricking homosexual ass puny b***h, if you think the game is bad then man up and say it straight, what are you scared of? Meanie fe7 fan gonna frick you up? You're a pathetic b***h.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she look like she milks prostates?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was just being dramatic

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you post the original Fire Emblem?

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And I’d still play over your AwakeFatesHousesEngage Trash

  33. 9 months ago
    sage

    Great.
    Another thread derailed by the same autistic shitposter. That’s it everyone, abandon the thread while you still can.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OH NO
      >THEY POINTED OUT MY BLATANT LIES
      >RUN FOR THE HILLS
      Get the frick out, then. b***h.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm far from the only one in this thread shitting on the 3DS games.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They

        Is that two guys sharing a computer or is troonyspeak that rooted in your brain?

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this game called just Fire Emblem if it is the 7th?? were the first 6 that bad that it wasnt even worth importing them to the US?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      western localizers had this weird idea prior to Pokemon/Final Fantasy 7 that westerners hated JRPGs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it's true look at the most popular fe games, awakening and 3houses they are popular for reasons other than being an srpg

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so since this game has no divine pulse. is it possible to beat it without any units dying? it didnt give me a choice for difficulty either.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shitty old FE game meaning that you have to beat the braindead game on normal mode before unlocking hard mode

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fe7 is pretty easy so, definitely possible. You're just back to either playing perfectly or restarting a map wholesale. Download a save file somewhere that has hard mode and hector mode unlocked if you care for difficult stuff.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do not reply to that bait

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are the bait, homosexual.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fire emblem
    >we have to stop killing each other and destroy le ebil boss
    >dont mind if we frick and suck each other on the way
    Meh.
    It's straightforward and good enough for a braindead time killer. Not that the coomers play it for the story anyways.
    The story should be "good" for mid school nerds and illiterate peasants.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you tell me a book you've read in the past 5 years

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ever play Sacred Stones?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it has a better story and is less of a slog making it a better game all around

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminde that all of nuFE are dating sims that sexually identify as strategy games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Engage has less dating sim shit than the GBA games though

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty even tbh

        Reminde that all of nuFE are dating sims that sexually identify as strategy games.

        Engage and conquest are better strategy games than most fe games imo

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Conquest
          Sure, but waifugays use Conquest as excuse to play Phoenix mode and coom to Camilla

          >Engage
          Too bad the game is so unfun to play that the only.reason people play it is to S-support Anna

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >, but waifugays use Conquest as excuse to play Phoenix mode and coom to Camilla
            Who gives a frick? Is every previous fire emblem with an easy mode bad?
            >Too bad the game is so unfun to play
            Wrong

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Is every previous fire emblem with an easy mode bad?
              Kinda? Not because of the easy mode, but the ones designed with an easy mode (so not counting PoR or RD, because neither of those originally had an easy mode in Japan) in mind all are bad.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Such as?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sacred Stones, and everything after New Mystery.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Easy mode is fine of it is used as an advertisement for the real game. (Like playing a demo)
              However, nuFE is an advertisement for waifus, not gameplay.

              >nuh uh

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Saying a game is bad because some people might play differently than you seems pretty moronic

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                At that point, "play" becomes a generous way to put it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It really doesn't matter, you can say that about literally any game in existence

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                There might be a difference between a standard easy mode and "You revive on the next turn without consequence." If you need training wheels that intense, I think Leapfrog might be better suited to your tastes. A grown ass man without a mental deficiency has no excuse not to play Normal.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why does it matter to you how someone else plays the game? A fighting game doesn't become bad because someone else out there somewhere might only play against cpus

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fighting game
                >Don't play against humans
                Isn't that the whole point lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but it doesn't matter, why would someone enjoying the game differently effect you?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Coincidentally, the games with the easiest modes also have the most brutal ones. If you can beat 11-13 in their hardest modes I have a lot of respect for you.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, just remembered those three don't have an "easy" mode, but their normal modes are some of the easiest difficulties in the series.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If the game has 3 options and normal is first it's easy, this is not a complicated concept

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >People that play moron mode expect a congratulatory rimjob and a cookie for saying they do so out loud
                More power to you if you want to play like that, I'm still gonna scuff your yeezys and call you a homosexual for not being able to do the bare minimum

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >jerking off to Camilla is just playing the game differently, bro.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop being disingenuous we obviously aren't talking about people who only jerk off to porn

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              HOLY BOOBA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up Kagagay your shit's just CBT with a medieval fantasy skin on

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genealogy of the Holy War and Radiant Dawn are my favourite Fire Emblem games.
    Sacred Stones is fun and chill.
    The Road to Ruin and The Spear of Ages are good romhacks, plus some others but I forgot their names.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, let's say I never played FE. Which ones should I play? Skimming through the thread, I guess the three Fates are bad as frick.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      FE7's first 10 chapters are literally an unskippable tutorial, start with that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fates are bad as frick.
      Conquest is the peak of the series, engage and new mystery would also be excellent options

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t care. I’m not going to play them, but I will talk about how shit they are.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then why did you ask what you should play?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because the person who replied to you isn't me, who asked about it. Young people don't know how to farm (you)s anymore. Thanks for the advice

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you guys think of the romhack Andaron Saga?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For somthing that's supposed to be for old fans it's very nu fe

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no cringy self-insert who S-supports the entire cast
        We are so back

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, frick modern FE, they’re too scared to not have a cringey self insert

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            There you go, you braindead aspie. You just couldn’t resist spamming your low effort autism images like you always do. Now everyone knows it’s you that has been shitting up the thread for certain.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no cringy self inserts
          >every single character is a oc self insert from mangs friend circle, game is full of insider jokes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone involved in it's creation is an obnoxious homosexual and that is reflected in a lot of the dialogue but the game itself is very good

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How bad we talking? Like standard shitty romhack dialogue, Last Promise tier dialogue, or enby Pokemon romhack dialogue that makes all the characters unlikable?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          occasional millennial humor and dumb internet meme references. there's a decent amount of it but it gets overblown by people on here that get butthurt about youtubers. it's most highly concentrated in the first two chapters and the desert chapters. one of your loss conditions throughout the game says "Life's a b***h and then you die," just as an example
          i don't care though because the gameplay tickles my autism in a way that no fire emblem has since conquest

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but I played it , the dialogue is perfectly serviceable , compared to the shit dialog from vision quest it's a breath of fresh air , the custom cutscene art also looks good and the soundtrack is kino , you even get new skills and prf weapons if a unit reaches A support
          It 's probably one of the most best/polished Fire emblem romhacks out there , beats anything made by those moron hacks down by Fire emblem universe by a mile

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think there are any good romhacks but I don't know anything about this one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is created by a israelitetuber and therefore I cannot play it on principle.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh hey I was gonna ask. I'm nearly done with it, I really like the skill system it has in place where they're only gotten by supports or special events, and the map design thus far has been actually pretty good, barring the maps mangs himself made, it's super easy to tell. there's very little maps that feel generic or filler which I really respect. the writing is so tonally inconsistent it isn't funny, and the big twist of the story is readable a mile away just because your lord is a prepromote lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The story is alright, but it has some issues with too many quirky characters and too kuch tonal whiplash.
      Also the desert arc is just filler and should've been removed.

      I do like the Path of Radiance style support building tho.
      The idea of giving units skills when they reach an A-support is kinda fun, but it can also be really broken since it makes some units who are already good even better.

      Th weird sage is the best feature in the game since it gives one unit another way of customizing him/her without giving the player too much freedom.

      AS also likes having big maps and reinforcements. This only gets annoying in like 4 maps, but that's because those maps could have been really good, if they were a little smaller and had just a little less reinforcement spamming

      All in all I give it a 7/10
      It could have been better if the devs and writers had shown more self-restraint.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        things like the dawncaller decision, the support system, weird sage, and letting you get regalia for beating their wielders during the first half of the game are such cool factors to consider when planning a run. secret objectives are OK but from what i've heard the payoff isn't really worth it. plus the shit samuel getting insane level scaling after betraying you as an incentive to not just instantly bench him. chapter 14 is already plenty frickin moronic hard enough

        oh dear it seems the bald rapist discord is invading these thread too.

        >noooooo don't talk about rom hacks
        have a nice day

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          your game is a shit troon join the 41% you mentally ill moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The weird sage is severely underrated
        >runa's weird magic thing means she has 10 str 20 mag by the first time you see the sage
        >sage let's you exchange the values
        >runa can then get magic from certain support lines
        >extreme magic growth then means you get a hybrid class that has 20+ on both stats who only lacks in defense

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >runa can then get magic from certain support lines
          Wait wtf really? I thought runa was just some meme unit with 7 move and insane magic growths despite being an acher , is she actually viable?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            runa becomes a fricking killer if you support her with shom and varg, who give her both anima and dark magic respectively, since she's still a sniper on promotion she'll always have the innate crit boost even when using magic. plus she's dodgy as shit, she's like a magic myrm that also has bows

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              runa's just one example of that. if you support the pegasus knight with her gay brother she gets anima magic at B and then a +5 boost to mag at A, basically guaranteeing 20 mag

              Ah shit , if I knew that I would've used her more , now im at the chapter where you fight the desert kingdom king lich and I don't think any of my other weaker characters would survive , shame

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >varg gives her dark
              AH FRICK ME
              My runa has shom at B and a bunch of useless Cs and now she's capped. Aside from maybe helga she sounds like THE nosferatu tank unit

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't bother, she has low con so she's gonna be losing like 6 speed just from using it. she's best as a crit killer with ruin tomes.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd be immediately inclined to give her CON rings to fix that though. Specially since nosferatu tomes are so plentiful

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            runa's just one example of that. if you support the pegasus knight with her gay brother she gets anima magic at B and then a +5 boost to mag at A, basically guaranteeing 20 mag

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I posted this in a few FE threads, no one batted an eye, but when somebody else does it, everyone else notices it.

      Great game and I love all the Quality of Life additions

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      An extremely competent hack and really the peaks of fun map designs. Gameplay wise it's like a 10/10 in the GBA FE scale.

      The story is surprisingly competent and enjoyable as soon as it kicks off in ch10, and the characters are enjoyable. It's basically a new entry to the GBA games with how competent it is, very high praise for it.

      But it gers bought down a lot by the fact that since its made by a YouTuber and his friends/wienersuckers, it has a LOT of lmao random so funneh xd *holds up spork* humor, and a few characters like shom who has a tragic story (death to gays) but acts like a brooding moron, or natalie who acts like a tard to deal with trauma. Characters that are very lacking

      Overall great time, I enjoyed it a lot gonna iron man it after some time because the gameplay is just that enjoyable

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The music in this game is kino af

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get to the part where you voidwalk
        >enemy music is fricking contra
        Can't even be mad, it was a really good rendition

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the desert music in general is just impeccable even though that part of the game is meh except tomb of horrors which is one of the best maps in the game like jesus fricking christ https://youtu.be/CHD2EUi_jA0?si=8BeiwmY93Rt1DVOw

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds alright

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chapter13's ending
      >Chapter 14 in it's entirety and that music
      Holy frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's alright, it's a little too long.
      The twist felt a little unearned, even if there is some foreshadowing. Certain characters needed a bit better characterization.

      Sometimes the reinforcement spam is genuienly annoying, and they could definitely have playtested these maps more and designed them better.
      The rampant horseslayers and anti-armor weapons despite dark magic being by far the strongest thing in the rom are hilarious and stupid.

      I enjoy that there's clear love put into it and there are some nice ideas, the viking chapters were thematically fun.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >do meticulous prep work and carefully plan starting turns
        >at the end of turn 1 a bunch of reinforcements drop in out of nowhere with 0 fanfare completely throwing opening strategy out the window
        >it's a timed map so this also throws off planned route to wholly investigate the map
        bald moron deserves death for the amount and use of reinforcements in this game

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the overreliance on reinforcement spam really brings down the hack.
          It has a lot of cool things and nice touches like being able to get regalia early, getting items and fricking magic ranks through supports, all kinds of nice little soulful details and yet somehow fricks you in the ass with the broad stroke obvious things anyone could have told them to cut out, I'm not sure how it got to be like this but I guess I should have seen it coming given how maps designed by PH or whatever his name was tend to turn out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i never played FE rom hacks before, and i liked it. ch 29 having almost every house on your ass was really cool.

      are there any other rom hacks worth checking out? have the 3ds games had any?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Iron Emblem is great, I haven't played many others either but I love that one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      GBA basically everything I hate about the GBA era but worse
      Much more fun to deck out your fave characters than the GBA however
      Overall excellent in terms of hack standard, but over its head claiming its a game made for traditional players

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this is the intelligence level of people who hate the gba games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      really fun gameplay wise
      fantastic soundtrack
      decent plot
      absolute dogshit dialogues
      IMO it's not as good as DLATMOL but it's probably the second best GBA romhack

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        DLATMOL? What romhack is that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Characters are all cringe redditors with le quirky one-liners for some reason so I started completely skipping all supports and story for the most part.

      As for the gameplay, it's pretty fun but there are
      some real balancing issues though with how viable it is to just dump all of your resources into 2 or 3 units and have them steamroll everything. It's too enemy phase focused to safely use your weaker characters in most chapters on lunatic.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nino

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has the best story in the series, though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only fe game that has a good story is path of radiance

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >racism is.... Le bad!
        Kidding, I like the Tellius stories. BOTH of them.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based. FE10's attempts of political intrigue are more interesting to me than any future game's entire plot. I wish ISIS would try hiring someone smart to attempt that angle in a plot again.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like Three Houses tried, but didn't turn out too good.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              They didn't try hard enough. Edeltard's route could've had more focus on the effects of the empire's conquests and the game would've massively benefitted, instead shreds of that are locked to bizarrely placed gaidens like Ferdinand's.
              3H still has my favorite plot(s) of all NuFE but yeah doesn't scratch the same itch as much as I'd like.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            A shame part 4 and this garbage ruins your garbage politics (lol

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's no more moronic than a lot of the FE plot drivers

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              There is literally nothing wrong with blood pacts. You can't explain why they're bad.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dude what if we forced a shitty rivalry between miccy sue and israelite that goes nowhere
                >dude we have to force miccy sue to fight against israelite stu
                >don't forget about all those poor fodder who got killed thanks to the conflict and not the blood pacts
                you are a moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick were they gonna do, have the Dawn Brigade immediately join Ike and just have EVERYONE versus Begnion? They needed a reason to have Micaiah and Pelleas want to side with Begnion.
                The problem isn't the Blood Pacts, it's that the Senators are cartoon villains no one would willingly side with. Symptom, not a cause, moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man 10 squandered a lot. I don’t think I’ll ever forgive them for Ike fricking off at the end.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I$ were more concerned about making him the greatest LGBT icon ever.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              They could canonize Ike getting spitroasted by Soren and Ranulf’s barbed cat dick and I’d still be less mad than Ike just abandoning his family for no fricking reason.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mist got Boyd'd, Ike knew she was in good hands

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like FE7'story has some kino ideas and themes, but is held back by the execution.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FE7
    >kino ideas
    jeez admit it was your first FE you moronic boomer

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh dear it seems the bald rapist discord is invading these thread too.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread got me curious because I remember really liking all the individual story arcs in the game, but I also haven't played it in a while. So might as well.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's full of holes, but the broad strokes are entertaining and pull you in a bit.
      It's pretty saturday morning cartoons level overall

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1-3
    Nes games won't rank
    >4
    Half good story
    >5
    Good story
    >6
    Bland
    >7
    Bad
    >8
    Bland
    >9
    Good
    >10
    Kinda good
    >13
    Bland
    >14
    All Bad
    >16
    Depends on route, Bland to average
    >17
    Bland

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hasn’t played FE3
      It’s the definitive Fire Emblem game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        3 isn't even NES

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s how i know he hasn’t played it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          My bad super famicom

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, “your bad”, you fricking homosexual ass poser

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              anon calm down he's already dead

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              What ever helps you sleep at night

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just meant I'm not gonna rank a nes games story and I'm not gonna bother with the remakes

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude Genealogy is the peak of the franchise!
    >visits arena for the twentieth time
    You need to take time on building your team!
    >resets for the sixth time
    The game is balanced and fun!
    >step out of castle, instantly see neutral unit getting gangraped
    Literally peak FE characters, I loved getting them all!
    >cavalier kills recruitable unit in one hit
    Older FE games definitely had a tough but fair approach to them!
    >miss one village item, unit is now useless without it
    Storygays should play this too, literally peak FE storytelling!
    >Sigurd gets cucked
    VGH...KagaSOVL...they don't make them like they used to...

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blessed mechanic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Engage finally brought this back but didn't tell you what each person was so you had to fricking look it up.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It did?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://serenesforest.net/engage/characters/support-bonus/
          Yes, every character has a certain affinity to them that gives different support bonuses. Alear for example gives hit, crit, avoid, and dodge.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What the heck

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, i just maxed out everything with everyone with the units i used

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really enjoyed the game. I'm glad I got a chance to play it through the switch online. Hector's a bro and Florina was my MVP for most maps.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit forgot to include Pic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you seriously paying for roms? I seriously hope this is bait

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit forgot to include Pic.

      Based Florina user. Shes awesome.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was so great. So many times I thought she would die just to evade multiple attacks. She's based.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats the Florina experience. If you unlock Hector Hard Mode, most enemies get replaced with Dark Mages. Florina and her insanely good resistance with a Javelin deletes them all.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah in my first playthrough she was vital for the boat section with the shitload of dark mages.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's so wrong with it?
    It's not like it was setting out to be citizen kane, but it wasn't awful. 7 Felt like a solid game in all marks when I played it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Summarize the game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Senile old man tries to open the borders to let minorities in. the 1% team up with a redneck woman and stop it.
        How in depth of a summary are you looking for? It's been a few years since I played the game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hehehe
      Marks

      Summarize the game

      What, like, the plot?

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's bad when looked at with any scrutiny. Fates is worse even when it's looked at with just a passing glance.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you
    Eliwood is a great protagonist, even when he suffers at nergals hand he never gives in to hate because he's fighting for Lycia and his family

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >7 is le good because it's piss easy xD

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gwind Nils to level 7 during Lwyn mode?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to pinch her cheeks

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was Lyn’s personality and character?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well she uh… well uh she’s… hmm… she’s…stoic?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normal girl just like 90% of the female characters in FE, i just like her more

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally has less personality than female characters in her own game. Serra, Rebecca, Florina, Farina, Pricilla, and Nino have immediately more recognizable and memorable personalities than Lyn

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          and yet none of those b***hes won CYL

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's the remaining 10% moron baka

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don’t into math too good, do you anon?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >90% = normal girls with not much going on
              >10% = the rest
              Seems pretty simple to be tbh with you

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well that was 6 girls from just one game and they only become more flanderized with each and every game after. Even Erika has more character since she’s snarky and wants her brother’s dick. Lyn only has her Mark obsession but that was only introduced in Awakening

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >durr y Lyn has no anime personality?
      I fricking hate you nu-emblem waifu homosexuals.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can't answer a simple
        Concession accepted

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >can't write a simple question

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Describe lyns personality and character

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >personality
              She's nice
              >character
              She's a woman

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Country bumpkin turned princess. Muh honor, muh friends. I like her because she addresses the player more, sort of gets you involved in the story. Elliwood and Hector have each other to bounce off of so it’s like your character just ceases to exist. It’s not like the tactician is a huge presence or anything but it’s one of the cool parts of starting with Lyn.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                There’s nothing about her that reflects she’s a “country bumpkin” besides your headcanon

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I like her because she addresses the player more
                And boomers have the audacity to complain about nu fe players

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >country bumpkin
                This implies she comes from a farming and small village background which is incorrect. She comes from a nomadic tribe of hunters and sword autist, she isn't dumb or ignorant more than unused to the customs of nobility.
                Savage girl would be the more appropriate term

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lyn is a mongoloid
                Like, literally.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >csr
                A moron I see

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        its so fricking hilarious watching nostalgiatards like you squirm so viciously over being asked basic shit like what the protagonist likes or what their arc is. your enjoyment of classic fe is comically superficial

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny that you have to resort to attacking elements like plot or characters.
          It's either a priority for you or you can't find any better avenues to attack from, very sad.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What the hell are you talking about?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I’m sure you never talked shit about the plot of the last 4 Fire Emblem games.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've complained occasionally about cringey things like the dogeza in engage, but it's mostly just nitpicks. Who honestly cares when you just press start every time you play the games other than the first?
              There are way more significant things to b***h about

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, like how simplistic FE7’s gameplay is.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's largely a strength, if you really wanted a valid complaint about fe7 then you could probably talk about how much the last few maps drag on, or complain about battle before dawn being total bullshit that relies on green units not to die or talk about how enemy phase centric the latter half of the game is, but you don't play these games, don't know anything about fe7 and couldn't form a good argument if you tried so you can't do anything even if I spoonfeed you like a baby.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That's largely a strength
                Holy fricking cope

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Simplistic gameplay on a portable game is in fact a strength.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i mean i can talk about how moronic any javcav combination is, the general poor unit balance of both your units and red units, nonsense chapters built around a green unit not being suicidal how and shitty the low deployment slots in HHM are, but frankly i doubt you have that level of intimacy with the gameplay

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You could, and those are genuine complaints, but there are way worse FEs out there.
              All of these games have flaws.
              At least you're not a complete moron like the other poster.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this character is better because they have no personality
        Literal brain damage

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk but her support with Wallace was fricking AWESOME, she ends up saying half her reason for being in Bern is to find and frick up the bandits that killer her tribe and it's double awesome because Wallace already did that and she gets furious at him

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        WOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHH
        AAAAAAAAAAAAAWESOME
        TUUUUUUUUUUUUUBULAR
        RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADICAL
        EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically, yeah. It humanizes her in a way that remembers Lyn mode and isn't all fluff and happiness. It's nice to see Lyn choosing to embark on Eliwood's quest with an ulterior motive that isn't just "we're friends and I'm on the box art!"

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            But it completely cements that there’s literally nothing left to her story or motivations other than “we’re friends and I’m on the box art!”

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              But she still set off with hopes for revenge. Just because you learn someone already did it for her doesn't diminish that facet of her character.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What part of “completely killing her personal motivation and story off for the remainder of the game” do you not understand? Are you intentionally being dense?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Completely kills her personal motivation for the rest of the game
                I don't know if you're trolling or just stupid. By the time you're able to learn that fact at all, you're already facing the Black Fang, and Lyn also has a vendetta against them for kidnapping Ninian from under her nose, let alone the whole "saving Lucia from these evil dickheads".

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mekkahtard
    have a nice day worthless croid.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      mekkah lifted all that from the funnier, more humble, significantly more intelligent General Banzai

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m beginning to believe FE7gays are singlehandedly the worst fans in the entire series

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally baby's first FE
      >has worst fans
      WOW YOU DON'T FRICKING SAY

      If FE6 had been the first FE game to get out of Japan, then FE7 would be getting a LOT more fricking hate. Shit is a literal fanfic that gets praised because muh lyn is hot

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro FE6 is fricking ass
        If FE6 was the first FE game then there wouldn't be a western fanbase

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lyn mode filtered millions due to how fricking boring that shit was. That's why the franchise died so fast

          FE6 being the first western FE game would have changed everything

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Throne shenanigans
            >Same turn reinforcements
            >Ambush spawns
            >Enemies with siege tomes and overlapping damage range that are unreachable without the warp staff
            It would have changed everything since no one would've put up with that shit lol

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people play FE for the story
    ???

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      Also, ironmans were never real

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no erm you see this one line from one interview 30 years ago taken out of context means that ironmanning is the intended way to play these games even doe the creator of these games went on to implement mid-chapter savepoints in most of his games

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >went on to implement mid-chapter savepoints in most of his games
          Quick saves in video games is..................................................................lebad

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Quick saves in video games is..................................................................lebad
            Yes genealogy is bad I'm glad we came to an agreement

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's literally engage but i assume you didn't even play that trash

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did play engage it has a pretty generic story not bad like 7 though

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is the only good fire emblem game in your path

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can we like share our real opinions I'm getting tired of the bait

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        my real opinion is that anyone who thinks the FE franchise has always had dogshit story is actually faking, lying, or coping because of engage specifically.

        i think the best games in the franchise are indisputably PoR and awakening, with geneaology and 3h being competitive but have too many flaws to really ever come out on top.
        The people who claim to hate awakening are just contrarian btw, the only valid complaints were that walhart's buildup was rushed and the game felt too short because of it and the higher difficulties weren't well designed.

        Everything else is passable enough to stomach for a single playthrough but no matter how good the gameplay is, thats it, you feel either too burnt out for another pass because the game is far too long (geneaology, 3h, RD) the lack of attachment to the narrative and forgettable characters and world makes you entirely disinterested (engage, fates), or the game has some intolerable levels that you wouldnt want to play through again despite liking the game overall (thracia, 6, 7, RD)

        PoR > Awakening > Geneaology >= Gaiden/echoes > SS > 7 > RD >= 3h > 6 >= mystery >= SD >>>>> Engage > Fates
        unironically if you've played the games you either fully agree with this with minor changes or you're way too much of an engage simp for one reason or another, its got good gameplay but literally everything else about it drags it down so hard it only competes with Fates and you know it, or maybe you're a hoe-girlve fan monkey Black person.

        im not replying to anyone btw save the yous for someone who thinks engage fan opinions aren't worthless.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i think the best games in the franchise are indisputably PoR and awakening,
          Pretty good bait

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and awakening
          you had me good there

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gaiden and Awakening that high
          frick off, those are two of the worst plots in the series.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      1st step on how to make a good FE game: don't make a FE game
      No wonder smash bros melee is the best selling FE game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A shame Alm legacy is conquered by an ugly vegetarian xD

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a silly simple game that looks pretty and some voice actors sound nice. But most people just remember Celica and say the game is hot shit because she is

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or people just hate it because of maps like this

        >worst maps in the whole franchise
        worse than this?

        or picrel

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like Samurai fears the Cero rating

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny, I still consider it one of the best fire emblem games, it's almost as if that's proof that viewing FE stories as a priority is moronic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally how

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >barebones, dumbed down, handholding game made for an obsolete at the time handheld is the pinnacle of the series because it was the first game anon played

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        More complexity doesn't always add to games.
        The gba games all excel at something many fire emblem games suck at: not adding stupid shit that takes away from a winning formula.
        If something does not add to the game fricking hack it out.
        FE7 is better than a majority of the other FE games just by virtue of not having so much of the stupid annoying shit they've insisted on shoving in our faces or relying on as a gimmick for half the goddamn series since awakening.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >IT WAS MY FIRST GAME SO ITS DA BEST XD

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it does in fire emblem's case unless your winning formula for gameplay is moving paladin into group of enemies with hand axe/javelin

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >moron doubles down on their barebones, dumbed down, handholding game made for an obsolete at the time handheld because it was the first game in the series they play because complexity and options are overwhelming for them despite the series having mechanics stripped out of it from earlier entries
          >proceeds to play essentially the same game over and over again via ROM hacks like an autist because they are afraid of change and prefer to envelop themselves in the rose-tinted nostalgia of their youth

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even if you wanna go with muh simplicity, new mystery shits on blazing blade

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't played new mystery admittedly, though I hear it was the first to bring out the awakening avatar shit and the game before it had a godawful reclassing system.
            I'm not sure offhand how much new mystery takes after shadow dragon, but god do I hope it only takes after it in presentation.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hope you like how everyone kisses Kris ass 🙂 , people who sings praises about New mystery are dishonest homosexuals.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but it has this sexy b***h in it so your point is moot

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure kohei trooneda dicksucker.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >troony and dick obsessed moron
                Yeah, I see why you hate NM now.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                go jerk off b***hjorm you shit eater.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                K, later homo

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Malice first appeared in BS Akaneia Saga, a game made by Kaga, so she is not Maeda fanfiction.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kris is only relevant for the assassin's subplot, otherwise you can easily remove him from the story and it would be the same. Outside of the ending where Kris says he doesn't want to be remembered, he is not as present and wanked as people seem to think he is.
                Still annoying but nowhere as much as people usually imply.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >otherwise you can easily remove him from the story
                Uh, no shit? It’s almost like New Mystery is a remake if Mystery of the Emblem where Kris didn’t exist and wasn’t in the story, moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not the point idiot, everyone always says that Kris ruins New Mystery because of how annoying, boring, Mary Sueish or whatever he is, when outside a couple of scenes he barely appears as anything other than the avatar witnessing the scenes unfold.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't change that Kris actively makes the story worse while turning a lot of supports into a Kris wank fest that makes them super special and standout in the army. They didn't massively change the story to make Kris' presence minuscule, it's the same shit but Kris is shoehorned in to make a lot of FE3's standout moments 10x worse.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >muh reclassing
              Don't fricking do it then you 0 iq peon

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              it actually takes very little presentation wise from new mystery considering they, thank god, replaced that fricking hack shirow with a good artist for new mystery.

              Also of all the avatars, Kris is probably the least worst of the bunch because at worst he just steals some throwaway lines from marth and has his own sidestory besides

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mark is probably the best avatar, because they forget he exists halfway in.
                Even mark would have probably been better off being cut.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Marks a cool dude and doesn't afraid of anything.
                I also like that neat throwaway tie in to FE6 if you S rank the game

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I find it neat how the game implies he comes from Bern
                Also it's kinda funny that he's optimal

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kris is easily the worst. Actively taking spotlight from an existing storyline and renders the crew incompetent louts so they can suck up to Kris. Kris is one soldier of many to boot yet they're still placed on a massive pedestal. They didn't even try to make the praise earned outside of some dogshit harem anime tier justification of "yOU'RE SO KIND"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                examples?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Some of Marth's fangirls abruptly turn to Kris just because he was kind to them.

                There's also a chapter in FE3 + FE12 where you retreat from Hardin. The dialogue is changed to credit Kris and that they'll survive strictly because of Kris.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So, he steals some throwaway lines from marth?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That line is from Jagen in the original if I remember correctly.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They aren't throwaway lines. It's some of the only instances of competence and characterization that the army has. Only for it to be altered to worship Kris with Kris not having an engaging character to make up for it. Elice and Jagen actively put themselves or Marth down so Kris is put on a pedestal.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Some of Marth's fangirls abruptly turn to Kris just because he was kind to them.
                oh no, what a tragedy, kris steals away some of the girls thirsting for marth's (already taken) girls, how will he be the protagonist now

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldn't be a problem if the writing wasn't abrupt dogshit. Kris doesn't even return anything because the dynamic ends there.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. because Kris is for katarina only

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There are homosexuals who still think FE6 is good even when they have Revelations gimmicks.

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like Eliwood. Lyn is okay but a bit boring. Serra is my mistress.

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what isn't very good? The story of FE7. And the fact that the final boss is just a generic half dead fire dragon is really anticlimactic and dumb too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know what isn't very good?
      the last third of FE6, and the fact that the final boss dies in 1 hit is anticlimatic and dumb too.

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I disagree.
    The entire le dark evil lord could have been easily avoided if the twins weren't so fricking moronic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Characters having flaws doesn't make the story bad

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If could tell this dogshit fanbase their 30th anniversary game would be a shameless ad for their mobile cancer and tell them the MC is a evil dragon that transition to divine one that summons FE lords as personas to fight against his Chud father and everyone is gay for that dragon, people would give up in this god forsaken franchise.

    >Verification not required.

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the stories in FE7 and FE8, they're simple but charming and even if multiple characters are relatively shallow they still have their moments. Trying to get the bonus dialogue in boss fights is also kino
    >Nergal getting pissy at Jaffar
    >Tiger Eye and Joshua being former comrades
    >Linus(?) being so butthurt about his bro dying that he's willing to kill his sister
    And so on. Would much rather have a simple story than all the UwU dwawing-chan i s-wanked yuo ~~~~~~~ gieb boobiescene pls :333333 nonsense

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they're simple but charming
      Literally stopped reading right there. Anything afterwards I’m sure is nothing but subjective dribble made by some coping moron to justify the horrendous story of both games because they were the first ones he played.

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is a Athena supposed to be Russian?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's with the ve vish?

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, now which youtuber did you get this opinion from?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      From serenes forest

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we PLEASE bring this back?

    ?si=KsWsB8xq_mNZ73u2

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lyndis’s got the best hentai though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think any fire emblem except the modern ones have particularly decent hentai.
      I don't even seem to remember good three houses hentai, fire emblem is really lacking in that kind of thing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fates is the only game I can think of with notably exceptional doujins. Awakening, too, to a lesser extent.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t know, I thoroughly enjoyed the Seliph x Julia ones. They were a perfect combination of cute and sexy and I liked the way they made Julia look so soft

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        3H is dominated by Byleth/Dimitri shit for women.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think any fire emblem except the modern ones have particularly decent hentai.
      I don't even seem to remember good three houses hentai, fire emblem is really lacking in that kind of thing.

      Celica got the best hentai thanks to Revolverwing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Revolverwing is revolting and almost Shadman tier

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is blue hair rare in the Arachnea universe? I guess most Awakening characters had natural colored hair but does that really count?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is blue hair rare in the Arachnea universe
        not even the marth colored hair is rare

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s what I was thinking, even Caeda has the same blue color but at least she’s royalty

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >marth turned this down
          god i hate caeda so fricking much

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He technically never turned her down, Catria was just useless and kept pining for the prince while never saying anything

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >marth turned down a blue-haired peggy knight for a blue-haired peggy knight (who is also a princess)
            gee I wonder why

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but Catria has an infinity better personality than Caeda.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What personality?
                >I'm the serious and awkward middle child who's secretly in love with the prince
                It's not really much.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Girlfriend that eagerly joins you in battle and manipulates half the enemy army into laying down their lives for you
                Caeda is superior wife

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair Caeda a breedable queen

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Caeda is a loose prostitute for forged wing spears

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Leaving archanea filled with blue haired heirs

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Catria dies thirsty for marf
            >Nyna ends up cucked by valentian pussy
            >Est fricks off to frick bandits and ruins Palla's life
            >Minerva dies alone (or becomes queen and fricking hates the job)
            >Caeda flirts with half the army and still ends up riding marf dry every day after the war
            life ain't fair

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Small correction, but Minerva actually abdicates the throne, gives the country to Marth after the war and decides to become a nun. Not like she wanted it in the first place and there is also the fact that she was overthrown by her own military at the start of the game since she wasn't well liked in the country.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well shit, that's even worse than what i remember.
                it's been a while since i played marth's games

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mystery of the Emblem is a game with a pretty depressing atmosphere when you think about, you thought that peace would finally come to Archanea after the events of the previous game, only for things to get much worse and making all reconstuction efforts be for nothing. Previous allies becoming enemies, all nations barely being kept together by their weakened leaders, the sudden disappearance of clerics and finally there's the threat of the thousands of degenerated dragons waking up from their seal and destroying the world.

                Finally this game has some of the most unsatisfying, sad and even straight up miserable endings in the series, like Est leaving Abel and dissapearing, him searching for her, never to be seen again and in the remake, if you recruit Wolf, the ending reveals that he becomes suicidal and keeps fighting searching for death.

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If FE7 ever gets a remake, i hope they turn Mark into an actual character
    I don't want a self insert tbh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mark being some sort of non combat unit that gives bonuses could be cool

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I apologize for not knowing the nomadic equivalent of bumpkin. Please stop yelling at me now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stay in school moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay, anon, I knew what you meant and agreed with your sentiment

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you love to see how classicgay's perceptions of their characters, which are SO more dignified, are colored almost entirely by how they have been portrayed in porn

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ironic isn't it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Discussing porn is the only way FEgays have a civilized discussion

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you just have an inferiority complex because people rightfully called your favorite games shit and criticized you for only playing one game in this entire series?
      Not sure what your issue is.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        fe7 was my first FE around the time melee came out, i just like calling homosexuals like you out

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least call people out on something substantial

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i have been. simplicity being better because muh handheld is also a moronic cope. square enix's gba srpgs are not difficult but are still beloved because of their granularity

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not a cope when most of the gimmicks added to fire emblem often detract from it, it's a distillation.
              The other guy who said that is right too, simpler gameplay for a handheld makes sense as you're more likely to be picking it up and putting it down. The only really solid meaningful thing the gba emblems were missing were skills, almost nothing else added since hasn't just been a gimmick.
              Don't get me started on all the shit missing from the gba emblems that SHOULD be missing from them and makes them better off by it's omission.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                please explain how extra layers of mechanics, or 'gimmicks' as you call them, distill the amazing strategical depth of moving your chapter 1 paladin forward with 1-2 range and optionally cleaning up with the deathball depending on if you want to use midgame prepromotes or not

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll discuss this with you when you actually use your own arguments and talk in your own words, or when you have anything interesting to say.
                You are making the claim that the mechanics added in fe9+ other than skills added anything to the games, why not actually defend your argument?
                There's no point having a one sided conversation.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why do you think pairup and having to think more about positioning is bad
                >no, you tell ME
                frick off

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                because pairup gives you a 80% chance to avoid all damage at S rank?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                so does promoting rutger, guy, and joshua
                do you have any examples from conquest, the game where people actually defend the gameplay, or only awakening which noone does

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't a lot of Conquest strats involves using stat backpacks to make rape units like Xander rape harder?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Xander with S Berserker Charlotte for +10 Speed and like +8 Strength
                Leo with S Adventurer Nyx for +10 Speed and like +8 Magic
                Camilla is already perfect

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                juggernauting is not exclusive to nu-emblem and getting xander or anyone else to a point where they can requires more planning than simply dumping stat boosters and equipping hand axe

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yet it's the primary thing you complained about in older games, why is it fine when your favorite game does it?
                Do you see how stupid these arguments are yet?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's a difference between doing it from chapter one and jumping between multiple different classes and getting the right supports to do it late game

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                this an argument about how nu-emblem is bad because it has mechanics. you seem to be very confused

                >Slapping a pairup immediately is more planning

                >ignores the investment cost of building support over multiple chapters and reclassing for skills
                if you have no non-disingenuous arguments don't reply. thanks. i know that's really hard for nostalgiatards who can't describe their protagonist's personality

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the investment cost of what's basically a trainee unit being fed kills and getting points from just standing next to whatever unit you're juicing?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's not even how it works. thanks for confirming you know nothing of the systems you're """""criticizing"""""

                >Multiple chapters
                Black person it's like four at the max and you can abuse paralogues from the resulting crotch dumplings to further enable it
                [...]
                >Game actively violates its design and balance choices to make you use her
                A shame they didn't just make the other characters good or anything

                the fastest is six chapters, actually, and that's only specific combinations. optimizing these mechanics and taking advantage of them is an extra layer of strategy to take into consideration that defines entire playthroughs on a much more unique level than "do i want to use harken or not"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                this guy grinded a trainee unit and then crowned himself king of strategy

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Multiple chapters
                Black person it's like four at the max and you can abuse paralogues from the resulting crotch dumplings to further enable it

                >Camilla is S tier
                Yeah that's the problem

                >Game actively violates its design and balance choices to make you use her
                A shame they didn't just make the other characters good or anything

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Slapping a pairup immediately is more planning

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You still need more units in CQ to juggernaut than you'd need in old games

                >Using Leo and shitmilla

                Here's your (You). Leo's only issue is speed, which Adventurer Nyx fixes (and you were early promoting her to Dark Knight for the early game bulk boost while she was still useful anyway).
                Camilla is S tier and has amazing bases, amazing growths, and is in the best class in the game.
                7/10, you made me respond

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Camilla is S tier
                Yeah that's the problem

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cry more, troony. The most beautiful woman is also the strongest unit, I can understand why that makes you sad.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                more like most mentally ill moron who has zero agency on the plot.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Side character has no bearing on the plot
                >In a Fire Emblem game
                Oh nooooooo, whooaaaaa, that's never happened before.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Using broken units is cringe that's all there is to it I'll stick to beruka

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know what, I respect your opinion for using your favorites. Camilla just so happens to appeal to me.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not in the game where it's done right.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like all FE games cause they all have breedable girls

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Caeda is a fricking bawd and fricks other men behind Marth's back

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy how many good FE stories are ruined by the insistence of a evil cult or cuhraaaaazy king they’ll have all the little things down but then the king will be dark souls crazy all game without the ambiguity

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >by the insistence of a evil cult or cuhraaaaazy king
      That's literally all of them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *best
    OP here I forgot to mention that I'm a troony btw.

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It should have been me fricking Caeda, not marf

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Using Leo and shitmilla

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leo is such a casual filter, he's amazing for Conquest and the resources that route gives you.

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lost best unit because pavise, astra and a crit all procced in the same combat
    I am at my limit

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, yeah. It's a pretty weird story even on its own. It gets dumber after you played 6.

    But then Awakening happened.
    Then Fates happened.

    Though honestly, id take Fates moronic ass story and writing over Awakening's boringass moronic story and writing.

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't like camilla
    /lgbt/ is that way, and even they might think you're too much of a flaming homosexual for them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like woman but not that badly written of garbage tyvm you imbecile

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I only like characters skilled to me xD
      God get a personality

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably why we're stuck with him here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very ironic complaining about LGBT when cowmilla is a carpet muncher and wants to eat Hinoka's bush.

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Building units that can solo conquest lunatic is a complex process of skill-dipping and support planning. You can't just slap camilla on paladin xander and start clearing maps lmao

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    tThey also changed the ending were Marth says to Caeda that he loves her to oh my gawd kris you are the best. But again Kris-troons are subhumans that trooneda wants

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf Caeda is irrelevant

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a shame to see drones trying to defend this dogshit character. Kris is put on a pedestal where they really don't deserve it. They even get to see Sirius' true identity because Kris is so special and amazing. Even Michalis simps for this character.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kris is the Kamile to Sirius' Quattro

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kris is the worst avatar.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kris is the best avatar, sans Mark z"l

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The amount of hate they get and how forgotten they are say otherwise.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What are you talking about? people love Kris

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                In your imagination maybe. In reality everyone hates or doesn't care about kris.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone who's played new mystery thinks great of him. Sorry dude, though I guess new mystery is relatively niche cause patching an nds rom lol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you shitposting so much. The anons in this very thread debunk your narrative.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like chris

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everybody Hates Chris

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                These threads are riddled with low effort and low iq shitposters and aren't actually a very good place to talk about fire emblem.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like to be positive in these threads so anons that actually want to talk about enjoying FE can do it and have fun

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ?
                Kris is just a cool dude, dude. I like talking about fire emblem and don't appreciate consensus breaking.

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think my least favorite Kris thing is where they say
    >Marth: Kris you are so amazing, we literally could not have done this without (You)! You're so amazing and I suck so much.
    >Kris: Marth, I must DISAPPEAR from history, the people need to have YOU as their hero, not me even though I'm so great.
    >Marth: But, Kris, that isn't fair to you!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's insane how Marth gets accomplishments taken by Kris then have Kris "humbly" give them to Marth. How the frick do Kris fans enjoy this slop.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally who the frick cares

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played all of New Mystery and maybe rolled my eyes a few times at them jerking off Kris, but that epilogue actually made me pissed off.

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kris has fans and he is loved.
    no (You) for you moronic Black person.

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