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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WORSHIP SOTHIS
    KNEEL TO SOTHIS
    BEND TO SOTHIS' WILL

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He should be king

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pompous blowhard
      he certainly would love to have people looking in his mouth and kissing his ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a born follower

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOu are actually relieved that you don't have to hurt the cute girl anymore aren't you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sure. i don't have to. I'm still gonna though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I went into 3 houses expecting to mock her the entire time

      now she's one of my favorite fe characters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's good anon, another soul salvaged.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >another anon saved from pointless charactergay wars
        Congratulations! I'm happy for you anon.

        >missing S rank on a long mission because you didnt kill enough enemies
        FRICK OFF

        >rescue mission
        >WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KILL 5O GORILLION USELESS FOOTSOLDIERS
        Just why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy that the final stage of AG has you beating up her mentally regressed self multiple times.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You aren't supposed to enjoy this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dee, i went poo poo on diapee, i need a changee

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dimitri, the moron smeared her shit on the war table again. And I stepped on one of her lego pieces she keeps leaving everywhere

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Please Felix, your king commands you to dress up like a clown and entertain El

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You've already got Shez and Arval.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can already play as Shez and Arval though

      In the Arval paralogue, it shows that the slitherers weren't fond of Nemesis but still refused to abandon him because he was their ally. They do seem to have some concept of loyalty even if they view humanity as nothing more than beasts. I would pay good money for a slitherer route DLC. The game has a real hard-on for making the church out to be villains so they might as well go all-in with the slitherers.

      Shez is good, Arval is meh, but I am still sad they didn't allow us to play as a literal Gigachad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The sword doesn’t even whip in game, it’s basically just a fancy skin.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          3:25 it's a skill

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why did that moron never buy proper armor? He had all the dragonbones in the world and never thought of building a chestplate or something?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Armor is for pussies

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You say that until some angry dragonb***h kicks you in your helmetless head and stabs you a dozen times in your unprotected chest

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Seiros herself also was a Chad that doesn't wear armor so I don't see your point

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Keeping his breasts out improves morale for his followers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's a bandit and bandits in this series are supposed to go around barechested

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why’d he have to be a GHB

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can already play as Shez and Arval though

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kusakihara: As Yokoda-san said, the story was the part that was given the most thought. If the result was something like “Even though the Professor tried so hard, the students were better off without them…” it would be too sad of an experience for players…

    Self-insert bros stay winning. FE will forever be OUR franchise, I look forward to Toothpaste-chan's game knowing all the future girls we'll get to frick.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Discuss best girl's reaction to her dad dying:

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if it's different in a black eagle route, although the mission might actually just fail in black eagles. But in that route, prior to the mission involving him, she actually confesses that she doesn't want her father to die and starts to relate to him due to him becoming like her and how he started fearing everything and hiding away.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the Arval paralogue, it shows that the slitherers weren't fond of Nemesis but still refused to abandon him because he was their ally. They do seem to have some concept of loyalty even if they view humanity as nothing more than beasts. I would pay good money for a slitherer route DLC. The game has a real hard-on for making the church out to be villains so they might as well go all-in with the slitherers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What Arval paralogue
      If you mean the bonus chapter he never even comes up in it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You get an Arval exclusive mission where you fight blonde haired Seiros if you kill Byleth, which most players refuse to do because it's wrong.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ?????? What are you talking about?????

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am moronic and did not realize arundele was thales until the game specifically said so in 3 hopes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same here. I only found out when someone here told me this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They never directly tell you in Houses, ever.
      Although it's heavily implied that most people figured it out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I am moronic

      Many such cases here sadly.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dimitri best lord with the best route as always.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i'm so fricking wet right now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >REACH FOR MY HAND!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is not what we meant by that, Edelgard being diminished is moronic in any case.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fighting for the right to hold his boar hooves

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >still trying to *S supports you* Dimitri in a different reality
            There's really no way out for him.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's funny how with certain dialogue choice, Shez basically forgets they're a mercenary and becomes a Dimitri fanatic on the level of Felix and Dedue. I quite enjoyed this change.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down Hapi.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's Felix

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You mean Catherine.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's Felix

              Calm down Hapi.

              *Rhea

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                True she did look extremely wet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry Rhea, you'll get your exclusive access to boar meat in time.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Three Hopes finally redeemed Thales as a villain. What a time to be alive

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Epimenedis looks cool as hell, it's just a shame I'm far too spoiled by Shez's dash too play as another character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in the same boat. The game feels so incredibly slow without Shez' ability to dash. When I unlocked Sothis and Arval, I tried them out but was shocked by how damn slow mages move in this game. Yuri's relic to give mages cavalry speed might help solve that but then you'd take damage without the crest and you might not qualify for S ranks.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WUB

    WUUUUUUUBBBBBB

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon's Fire Emblem Series Emulation & Modding Guide
    https://rentry.org/ozp8n
    - all Fire Emblem & Kaga Saga titles
    - UNDUBs, translations, updates/DLCs, mods, ROM hacks, randomizers, cheats...
    >>(FE1) Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light
    >>(FE2) Gaiden
    >>(FE3) Mystery of the Emblem
    >>(FE4) Genealogy of the Holy War
    >>(BSFEAS) Archanean War Chronicles
    >>(FE5) Thracia 776
    >>(FE6) The Binding Blade
    >>(FE7) The Blazing Blade
    >>(FE8) The Sacred Stones
    >>(FE9) Path of Radiance
    >>(FE10) Radiant Dawn
    >>(FE11) Shadow Dragon
    >>(FE12) New Mystery of the Emblem
    >>(FE13) Awakening
    >>(FE14) Fates - the retranslation, NSFW live2d and more
    >>(TMSFE) Tokyo Mirage Sessions FE
    >>(TMSFEE) Tokyo Mirage Sessions FE Encore
    >>(FEH) Fire Emblem Heroes
    >>(FE15) Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
    >>(FEW) Warriors (3DS & Switch)
    >>(FE16) Three Houses
    - character modding/swapping & Sothis, Rhea and any other npcs playable in combat
    >>(FEW3H) Warriors: Three Hopes
    - Yuzu users - follow the step #1 of the Ryujinx setup
    ---
    >>(Kaga Saga) TearRing Saga: Utna Heroes Saga
    >>(Kaga Saga) TearRing Saga: Berwick Saga
    >>(Kaga Saga) Vestaria Saga I
    ---
    >FAQ:
    Can I emulate <insert an FE title>?
    - pre-3DS/3DS titles - Most likely yes.
    - Switch titles - https://yuzu-emu.org/help/quickstart/#hardware-requirements
    Can I transfer save files from <insert device> to an emulator?
    - Yes. Check the "Extras" of the "Emulator resources" section.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >AMD Ryzen 3 1200
      >need AMD Ryzen 3 1200 minumum
      So close....yet now I know why battle cutscenes and free-roam freeze my game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *the first 1200 should be AMD Ryzen 3 4300U

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished fates and will be starting 3H, should I play this after? the mousou gameplay doesn't really appeal to me so the story is the only hook for me right now, is this canon though?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no real canon in Houses or Hopes outside of what takes place before the game's events.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ah I see, but can I at least "continue" from whatever ending I get from 3H? or is this going to be another set of standalone storylines?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The entire premise of Hopes is a "what-if" story, Hopes and Houses can't continue from the other because Shez and Arval don't exist in Houses.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Ah I see, but can I at least "continue" from whatever ending I get from 3H?
          The only way you'll get enjoyment out of this game is if you play Three Houses all the way from the Blue house to Crimson Flower in the red house.
          Otherwise don't bother. The extra lore and interactions are the only payoff for this game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As long as you've played BL and VW/SS you should be fine, mostly to get what the general plot is and the contrast between dimitris and claudes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Yokoda: This may be a what-if story on the land of Fodlan, but is also a story that may or may not exist. Which story is the official version is up for everyone playing to decide. The three companies have made sure that this game is enjoyable to those who have played FE Three Houses, so we would like for you to relax and play this game.

      Whichever route between the two games you like the most is your canon, the devs won't commit to any single story.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hear, Hear

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frog cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she sad?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No boar wiener

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >has to compete with the female version of Felix and her own grandmother-daughter
          Frog has it hard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shez is mad at her and didn’t want to hold hands on the way back to camp.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post more frogleth

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if i want to emulate 3 houses on pc is it better to use yuzu or ryujinx

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yuzu

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really want to frick Sothis. Her being "evil" was so hot. I want to be corrupted by her. I want her to take over my body. Why can't I frick tulpas.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon. Pecs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hairy dragons..

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DLCbros?!?!?
    https://twitter.com/DeathChaos25/status/1542207816152252417?t=Wq4bzmQl8viSbPCeocQYzA&s=19

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a yes then?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1155&v=-GwAJ0CP_mc&feature=emb_logo
    I really wish we could've seen a bit more of Shez's days in the academy, if only because shit like this is hilarious even if it did close early

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How cute would it be if Flayn's dragon form is a fishlike creature that looks like Lillith

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cannibalism

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cute. Flayn Rhea Seteth and for some reason Catherine make me feel very warm and happy. I feel so gross playing any other routes in this game since they're all basically AG exclusive except Rhea. I love the Fodland Dragons (and Catherine?)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If Catherine is good enough for Seteth then she's good enough to be a dragon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are just too based, any route where you hurt these two is inherently a bad end

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everyday until you like it.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's dancer Leonie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's dancer Gatekeeper.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me its BOW EXPERT LEONIE KT YOU FRICKING HACKS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is she an butthole in this one?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No
        She does lash out at Byleth once, but they were genuinely being a heartless prick there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Proof?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, she only hates Shitleth.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, does Seterh really have unique dialogue if Flayn dies with permadeath? It doesn't seem like she dies in Azure Gleam, but in the datamine thread people posted dialogue. Granted, a lot of people were posting fake leaks in those threads and it's difficult for me to parse the truth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't speak for the other routes yet, but she doesn't die in Scarlet Blaze. Seteth makes her retreat in her last appearance.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should I give the merc whistle to Dedue or Raphael? Dedue’s is just pure power, while Raph’s has added stun gauge depletion. I really like charged attacks but I just learned about Raphael’s and now I can’t decide.

    Who’d you give the merc whistle to?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >n't seem like she dies in Azure Gleam, but in the datamine thread people posted dialogue. Granted, a lot of people were posting fake leaks in those threads and it's difficult for me to parse the truth.
      raphael is super dumb, and you will alwyas be second after Dimitri for dedue. So I don't know. Neither seems like a good choice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gauge depletion is probably the better option.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I gave it to Ferdinand in my first playthrough. I like his personal, but nothing beats Shez's dash so I didn't use his unique item. The main reason to give the Whistle is the few extra lines you get from that character before the credits roll.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Who’d you give the merc whistle to?
      Balthus. Free money -and- boosted damage based on hit count. Slap it on Ashe who has Appraisal, Despoil and his drop boosting passive and go to town for all the money and drops.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So judging by Shez's letter, we're going to get a bunch of post end of route dlc paralogues, write?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She would be okay with Shez and Dimitri as her bfs, multiple holes anyway

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >missing S rank on a long mission because you didnt kill enough enemies
    FRICK OFF

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >s rank on time
      >s rank on damage
      >was 12 enemies away from s rank

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you know how many times I would be running around murdering every tiny group of enemies with a full blue map trying to get that S rank?
        Far too many.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that the intended way to play?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, if I conquered all the fortresses, and all but 1 captain who I'm using to farm soldier kills, there's something fricked here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw have to go for the kill Byleth route on SB's recruitment chapter to get enough kills for the S rank
        What a crock of shit, even if the replay map function is there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >12:00 for S rank
      >get 12:01

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >s rank on time
      >s rank on damage
      >was 12 enemies away from s rank

      >another anon saved from pointless charactergay wars
      Congratulations! I'm happy for you anon.
      [...]
      >rescue mission
      >WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KILL 5O GORILLION USELESS FOOTSOLDIERS
      Just why?

      >12:00 for S rank
      >get 12:01

      Frick S-ranks, I wanna easy mode them when I reach 100 lv

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just got started in the dimitri route but the writing is already stupid
    >the only reason dimitri decide to go to war whit el is beacuse eld is a moron and decide to replace the the current pope whit one she selected instead of killing the church she claim she hated so much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, Edelgard starting a moron war and making a puppet church happens in every route in Hopes, it's not really something exclusive to AG

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Edelgard isn't trying to destroy the faith entirely (yet) she's just trying to get rid of Rhea's church, run by alien lizards and their "goddess". Establishing the Southern Church provides the religious people under her rule a place to flock to in lieu of the "false" Central Church.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mole hands wrote this, the Devs themselves have said Sothis IS a goddess and in three hopes she confirms she's the progenitor of every living being in Fodlan after the moles almost nuked it all away

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A "goddess" is whatever you define it to be. Sothis being "a goddess" is not an inherently good thing, and being the progenitor doesn't automatically put her in the right in all dealings with her creations.
          I wish the mole people weren't so moronic so I could side with them properly.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't automatically put her in the right in all dealings with her creations.
            In the "my people went full moron and basically destroyed the earth so I killed them before they finished the job" matter, Sothis was in the right.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They weren't her people, the alien b***h just came out of nowhere and declared herself queen b***h of the planet, and its original inhabitants wanted her out

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >and its original inhabitants wanted her out
                They didn't, they killed each other and she decided to murder them all before that would happen.
                They'd die anyway, so who cares.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The sci-fi gay is back
                Cano you please just go play xcom or something and stop trying to ude mental gymnastics as to why a fantasy goddess in a fantasy setting isn't a goddess at all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Cano you please just [HEADCANON]
                Sothis is an ayy. Cope.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The devs literally call her a goddess you autist, the one trying to make gayass headcanons here is you for some autistic reason

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What's the contradiction? Why can't aliens be goddesses?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I wish the cartoonishly evil villains were right so I could fedora tip without coming out as a moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The empire kicked out the church a hundred years earlier and suddenly Edelgard cares enough about the faith of her people that she creates her own church?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The plot of Three Houses is just setting up the Nabateains vs the Agartians before Edelgard kicks the door down and says she is the plot now.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ANOTHER BOX

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait a second, that's not up that's the left side

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do not doubt Sothis’ strength

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do not doubt Sothis’ strength

      Those plushies are adorable.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone tell me the purpose of resetting your level? I've been messing around in the game and I don't really understand why you would ever do this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Presumably to re-roll stat gains to get better stats. But even during a later chapter, when you're guaranteed to get a choice to make one stat increase higher when leveling, resetting didn't seem to be worth the cost.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you want to make your mage a fighter and vice versa, or fricked your levels while gathering skills when you were leveling other classes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How can you frick your levels? Pretty much all the stats are useful except for str on the exclusive caster classes and the game has stat increasing items.

        Is that really all its for?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a musou, even the normal Dynasty Warriors & Samurai Warriors games have level reset. It's for people who play the games so much that they don't mind gaining all the levels again. I prefer that over not being able to level reset like in Dragon's Dogma. Dogshit gets so damn boring because it wasn't designed around maxed out characters but there's no way reset your lvl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fixing bad growths, and getting more class appropriate growths in case you change classes drastically

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do certain characters get Death Blow on Brigand and others the really good skill the one you do more dmg but take more damage? I wanted to give that skill to Shez but he gets Death Blow instead??

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Shez and Edelgard high five is actually kino
    Earlier in the route, Shez tries do it as he explains its standard for Mercenaries to high five after a victory
    Edelgard however is reluctant to partake
    Then they beat Thales and Rhea, putting Edelgard on the cusp of achieving her goal of putting Nobles, Mercenaries, and common folk alike on equal footing
    It's then she and Shez do the iconic clapping of hands
    Kino in its purest form

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Shez and El grow close
      >Shez and Dimitri grow close
      >Shez questions what the frick is wrong with Claude

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WTF is wrong with Claude? His plot makes no damn sense. The war would actually end faster if he just let Edel die but for some reason he's convinced that Rhea is the reason why Fodlan is shit. Even though after you kill her, the war still goes on with the Empire. He could've let Edel die first and then send out some assassins to take out Rhea. I find it kinda funny how they point out that the Empire is directionless without Edel. Which sounds like damn near every tyrant regime in history. I liked Claud in 3 Houses, but he's fricking moronic in 3 Copes. A riot happened in his fed so he cancels the invasion of the Kingdom right when he was seconds away from winning. Almyrans attacked so he abandons the attack on the Empire right before he's about to take it over. At least with that I could understand. He probably wouldn't have enough troops to spare just trying to keep the new Empire territory but the shit with the Kingdom is when I just fricking gave up on Claude's story. From the leaks they made him sound like a tactical mastermind similar to Zhuge Liang. In reality he's more like Ma Su. The only reason why Calude doesn't experience as big of a loss as Ma Su had is because he has plot armor in Shez.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I liked Claud in 3 Houses,
          you liked a complete non-character?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >use a special attack to kill seven enemy commanders at once
    >a taste more bitter than the blackest coffee
    >a taste more bitter than the blackest coffee
    >a taste more bitter than the blackest coffee
    >you know what they say about playing with fire
    >you know what they say about playing with fire
    >a taste more bitter than the blackest coffee
    >a taste more bitter than the blackest coffee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is no longer Claude, but Edelclaude

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Three Hopes' plot is half-baked because "muh Byleth".
    Self-inserts ruin every franchise they touch I swear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We run this series now homosexual, we saved the franchise with Awakening and now rightfully get out respect and dues. That's why the homosexual Shez can't marry anyone, we'd rightfully boycott if some shitmole test tube baby cucked us.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love my beautiful wife Byleth! Ill never have enough of my cute little ashen angel

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cut yours first then, homosexual

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Almyran'd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BOARED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the peak of Edelclaude is a handshake
      Lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Claude and Lorenz unironically is a much better ship with more chemistry despite being gay.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SHE CAN"T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking monster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I CAN'T BELIEVE RHEA IS INDOCRTINATING INNOCENT ORPHANS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >First time with mommy pope
      She just ruined those kids' lives, they'll never look at normal women again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rhea eats innconent children in Fodlan, you heard it here first, folks

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have one advanced seal left. Who do I use it on?
    >Ferdinand for Paladin, warrior, or wyvern rider
    >Linhardt for Bishop
    >Caspar for Warrior, grappler, or wyvern rider
    Everyone else is either upgraded, still has room to grow in intermediate, or benched.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes - Scarlet Blaze | Ch.16: Into the Chasm
    >Edelgard: You know, I just remembered something. From back when I was but a child.
    >Edelgard: I had fallen to the ground, and was met with a kind hand reaching out to help me up.
    >Edelgard: I took it without thinking-without even looking first to see who it was.
    >Edelgard: I suppose that shows you how much I've grown.
    >Dimitri: Ah...
    >Edelgard: Dimitri? What is it?
    >Dimitri: I have a similar memory. One of helping a little girl who had fallen in the dirt.
    >Edelgard: Knowing you, such occurrences would've been commonplace in your youth.
    >Edelgard: Don't try to imply we share a memory

    Damn, she dabbed on Dimitri

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now post the actual end to their conversation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Dimitri: No, I rarely forget an important face. Often to my own woe, I might add.
        >Edelgard: Enough. Let us end this before we both make greater fools of ourselves.
        >Edelgard: We need to escape. That's our only priority.
        >Dimitri: Edelgard, I...
        >Edelgard: What are you doing? You should know I won't hesitate to leave you behind.
        >Dimitri: Indeed, I'm coming, El.

        Edelgard keeps dismissing him and he seems desperate

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's so desperate that, unlike houses, he actually wants to murder her because he doesn't even care anymore.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's desperate because he wants to find a way to end things without killing her but she's too stubborn to see that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There can only be one ruler of this world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly felt bad for her getting turned into a vegetable in Azure Gleam but then that scene happened and I was reminded that she was a b***h so I stopped caring.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was ok with her dying in houses, she was a c**t, but she had some fricked up stuff to deal with and died for it.
        Hopes though, she deserves the mindbreak for being a humongous butthole.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just glad they shat on everyone who wrote fanfiction about how if Edelgard remembered Dimitri it would make everything better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What happen after that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        when she metaphorically falls down she starts whining for dimitri's help. pottery

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're thinking of the noncanon AG route.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The devs literally said no route is canon you autistic sack of garbage

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >atheist troony is seething again because God is real in this game
    It wasn’t funny the first time you got angry about it, it wasn’t funny now.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this good?
    Playing through FE7
    Any tips?

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kusakihara: It’s because the Sothis that is inside the protagonist is in an incomplete state. [...] In her complete form, she looks just like an adult woman pictured in the ceiling painting.
    Thoughts on adult Sothis?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hag

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her hair doesn't look green

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It looks very much green, just get rid of the sunset.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That waist
      Holy shit, the hips run in the family

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't it pointed out that only Sothis, Rhea and Female Byleth have hips like this out of all the cast? Think it's a goddess thing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shite

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Three Hopes confirms not only is Edelgard right to start a war to unify Fodlan but that she did indeed have to do so because of the pressures of dealing with her traitorous nobility and the Agarthans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So in this game where nothing of that is an issue and she could have fixed everything by simply asking the church for help, what reasons did she have to start a war again?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't respond to schizo bait

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao moron didn't even play the game
        What do you think you do in three hopes?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She asks for help then backstabs them and declares war.
          And this only highlights how she could have done it in houses too, making her look extremely moronic in the process.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the traitorous nobles who try to usurp control and the agarthans, who are confirmed to be doing experiments all over fodlan and who brainwash her in azure gleam, just aren't a problem?
            man you're stupid as hell.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And Rhea helps her purge her whole country, yes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              anon no one likes the mole people is not like any kingdom protect or cover them and for traitorous nobles every nation have them dimitri dealt whit 2 years of non stop civil wars and claude region is a perpetual shitshow

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rhea is poisoning the minds of children, setting unrealistic standards for women to the point that actual women will never be even remotely desirable by existence. She's doing this to kill off humanity by causing birth rates to plummet!
    She must be held responsible for this most heinous of crimes!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or you know, human women could try to live up to the standard Rhea set

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *remotely desirable thanks to her existence!

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well lads?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Byleth likes being trusted, get the ride.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nice general

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >STOP DENYING ME SEX DIMITRI

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Next time knock, Jesus Christ. Dedue, this woman has lost her composure. Take her away

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So Dimitri and Felix broke up with Dedue and Sylvain.

        At least Dedue has Ashe and Sylvain has Yuri tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry Frog, I love Shez now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Byleth was sullied by Claude. How else do you think Claude paid Byleth for her merc services?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry mom, he's taken

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Claude fight Rhea to have the honor to warm Dimitri’s bed?

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ally with the Empire that just attempted to invade your country not 4 months ago
    >Start a war against the Kingdom because reason?
    >use some 300 years old grudge to justify it
    >put the blame of the war on the Kingdom: if they want the war to stop, they should just stop defending themselves
    You guys weren't meming, they did turn him into Edelgard. A somehow worse version of Edelgard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You really thought it was a joke?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't think it was THIS bad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's Edelgard, but sketchier and honestly more entertaining because he actually plans stuff that is completely fricked up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SmolClaude just can't compete with the original

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That’s because the original is a walking shitpost

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's something about it that looks evil, opportunistic and extremely dumb.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That’s because you’re a massive hater bruh.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How can you think for a second that his goblin is evil?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know. I think "I just wanted to see what the world would be like" is a great meme

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That’s because the original is a walking shitpost

          Sorry I stole your meme Goblingard, I just wanted to see what the world would be like if it were me instead

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I love GoblinClaude, it embodies his powerful Hopes aura.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The kingdom was literally starting it by having the knights of Seiros work with the dissaffected lords to get them to defect the Farghus. Not to mention the fact that when the Leicster alliance first tried to free itself from the empire, FhargusBlack folk rolled in and enslaved them """"for their own safety""" for 30 years until they revolted against them too.

      Frick the empire, frick the church, and frick the church's vassal state. The alliance doesn't need a single god damn one of you self-important fricks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >obsessing over 300 year old wars
        You know how weird that sounds right

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How come Faerghus is the only one who doesn't hold a grudge like Adrestia or Leicester? They have so much more to gain from being petty b***hes like those two but they stay humble

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But you are a child you loutish brat!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking sexy child

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Hubert's letter
    Holy shit, he actually has it bad for Shez
    Dorothea's pretty romantic too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      u can get different letters? does it have to do something with the item u give to a person? i gave mine to Monica.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the letter you get at the end is basd on who you gave the whistle to, otherwise you'll get the letter Shez wrote if you just kept it all game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ah. can u get anything cool? i got a tea set from Monica but i did not understand the effect of it if it had one.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The item they gift you back lets you use that characters personal skill on any character that equips it
            Kind of useless on Shez because of how fricking good their dash is, but other characters might have forgettable personals you want to replace

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i can't even remember what Monicas skill was. i should have waited and gave it to Hubert. the dash and Huberts skill were the only one i frequently used.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No letter you post will change the fact that Shez is forever stuck as a lonely virgin at the end of Hopes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Constance's VA sounded like she enjoyed recording her letter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is her ass so far now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          new magic spell

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Edelgard!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Claude: It was better than sex with Hilda. Monica. Don't worry, Hubert licked my cum out of Edelgard's pussy already but go check to see if he missed a spot.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what shady things has the church actually done? Rhea's attempts at necromancy aside, I feel like the situation with Lord Lonato's son is the only blemish on their record. He conspired to kill her, but they feared that news going public would be disastrous, so they instead tied him to the duscar incident. But that only served to make people more distrustful of duscar.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much nothing, and the game goes out of it's way to show you how she worries for Cyril, how she doesn't impose ger faith on people (shamir, Catherine, Cyril), how she often goes out of her way to play with orphans and how she eagerly helps the Duscurian village where they are taking asylum. It's really fricking confusing because at this point is hard to tell if the devs legit want you to think she's evil while she acts almost like the most cartoonis definition of a saint

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >merc whistle lets you steal a unique ability
    shit i cant decide between sylvain or annettes. both seem equally broken

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm, sylvain’s unique skill on shez is fricked up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Does it stack onto Fluegel's range increase?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but you lose the warp right? not worth it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shez skills are too good, even if another character has something better, shez's are still too good to replace.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just saying they did good on making them feel like a threat. on a standard hard run, Byleth outlevels you so much that he remains a threat all the way up to Jeralt's death. At that point, you unfortunately begin to outscale him drastically.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone bother switching characters in battle? I'm afraid I'm too conditioned from the oldest Dynasty Warriors games so I just use Shez the whole time, and their dash and warp abilities makes traversing the map inconsequential.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If I need Shez to stay in a particular section for some reason, then I'll send the nearest and most compatible unit available to kill the enemy, and swap to them to make sure it's done quick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've just been using Mercedes in battle the entire time. She nearly one shots most units with ragnorak and one shots anything else with her special.
      Even if I use units at her level with strong forged weapons they feel really really weak by comparison. I'm not sure why she became so powerful.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can help but honestly wonder if Claude's final boss was swapped at some point in 3Hs because a ton of stuff he says there is now far more fricked up with 3 Hopes' context

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They probably wanted to give him rhea but then there's zero reason to play his route over church.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe, tho then it becomes funny how much better "incomplete" Claude was because now he's just Edelgard 2.0 with an extra dash of moronation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The"context" is another timeline entirely. Nemesis makes sense for truth-seeking Claude because he's the final bastion of lies regarding Fodlan's history.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah people say Nemesis should be in SS but why would he be in a route that didn't give two shits about the Hero relics or the Ten elites?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because people wanted Seiros vs Nemesis the rematch despite it having no fricking purpose, the devs could've given us DLC where we play in the past of Fodlan if they really wanted.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shit ton of good weapons with decent effects and might
    >they all have invert Physical/Magic

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://strawpoll.com/polls/1MnwvEA8xy7
    https://strawpoll.com/polls/1MnwvEA8xy7

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the ending was dogwater. how can they tell for sure both are fricking dead and what happend to his ghost friend.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The funny thing is they don't bother confirming it, even the ending scroll just say "the banished" in the same way the narration on Houses talked about Rhea and Byleth being gone for 5 years, it's basically up in the air whether they're alive or not, specially since the moles have a history of playing dead and fricking you over from the shadows down the line

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not to mention, whether Thales dies or not is ultimately irrelevant since many endings in 3hs confirm TWSITD returns years later after the main plot anyway

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You know which ending they don’t return in? Edelwife’s.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Edelwife’s.
              >after a long and bloody war against the slithers...
              >literally the only ending this is mentioned
              >dlc even updated dimitri's to say that happy took care of them swiftly

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Had to give it a DLC inorder to mention slithers because Loins gays were b***hing about it
                Wew lad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because they saw the anime cutscene of them vaporizing each other, anon, sheesh, it's like you never watched Dragon Ball

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Rhea? 100% dead.
          Thales? 99% dead.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are we avatar posting now?

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Verdant Wind and Silver Snow are almost identical to each other in Houses
    >Claude and Seteth’s personal abilities are almost identical to each other in Hopes
    It’s the little things that I like.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't she jump of the highest tower of the monastery? it would have been really funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Claude wasn't there to push her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >yuri's support with marianne actually has him worry she's going to kill herself
      To some extent I thought the suicide stuff was too far and was just a meme, but damn

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        3houses or 3hopes? i never did that support and i don't own the dlc.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Three hopes, then don't have a support in three houses

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brat with Divine Pulse and Thunderbrand is pretty fun.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blyat is not happy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He never is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like he has consensual sex with smelly memedons and womanlets.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he has sex with a gremlin on the regular

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Byleth getting btfo actually got me to laugh

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this shit worth buying ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For what it's worth the side story feels too short even if it's a better experience compared to the main game.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Sylvain's parents fight?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      their sons trying kill each other, deinherenting Miklan and crests probably

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably over his brother.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His father is a manprostitute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Extrapolating a bit
      >first wife was his true love from his student days, dies in a sreng raid
      >never gets over it, never smiles, known for being ice cold
      >second wife probably disapproves of how he raises the kids without warmth, she actually loves miklan too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the happiest Sylvain ever saw his father was when he going on a suicide run to stop the Sreng invasion
        Pretty sad

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You know what they say Rhea,
    >Better to Reign in Hell, than to serve in the Kingdom of heaven.
    kino...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >People who go to hell reign in it
      I don't think you understand what hell is supposed to be

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *Better to Riegen in Hell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Enough. Alois. FRICK.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll be real with you Rhea. I'm just doing it for shits and giggles at this point.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how will Dimitri and Claude recover from this?

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Ignatz
    >Lose Glasses
    >Lose your invisibility cloak around Hilda
    Keke, they went all in on Stacy energy with her didn't they?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ignatz is a school shooter waiting to happen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well he did gleefuly found inspirationfor his art in his homland burning in cf

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name a more perfect person than Edelgard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I literally can't

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me or does the OST really sounds like FFX?

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shez and ashe A support ends with him getting the letter
    Wow frick off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This game has either "unfinished and rushed" or "DLC incoming" written all over it it's a little annoying

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel they might shove a whole new route as DLC, as well as more chapters and classes. I actually want a route where you play Agarthans or Knights of Seiros.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Anselma exiled

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Concubine political warring, probably

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ingrid's line of Daphnel's successors were the moronic salty unchosen heir side of the family
    Fitting

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They ruined Claude

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blyat monotone emotionless voice makes him sounds like he's too tired of his father's shit

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did Sothis and Byleth fuse in this game too? I don't get why she doesn't speak at all anymore after Byleth is recruited

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her mouth is full

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't get why she doesn't speak at all anymore after Byleth is recruited
      Because we don't get to see it from his perspective anymore. During his supports with Sheeezz Sothis actually helps give Byleth the words to bring peace to Shez's troubled mind and come to terms with Arval's death.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >KT basically whitewashed Edelgard and nobody's seething

    I'm dissapoint.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes you are

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lysithea, Mercedes, and Hapi are all honorary Black Eagles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What about Leonie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget Leonie.

        Leonie is a honorary Jeralt mercenary
        You can't even A support her if you kill him and the frog

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >leonie thinks she's jeralt's apprentice and successor because of like a month he spent being bored and training her to spend the time
          >jeralt actually agrees with her
          Who is dumber

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            leonie for thinking jeralt cares. In fact he cares so little that he's just "yeah, whatever, kid" and she takes that as him agreeing with her

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Jeralt actually feels sad about Leonie dying on SB

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >who the frick is this woman
            >holy frick she's a general close to the federation king
            >uh yeah sure of course you're my best apprentice haha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget Leonie.

        I dont care for Leonie so I didnt include her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget Leonie.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Boar Dimitri meeting 3Hopes Dimitri and mistaking him as visions of his father.
    Wouldn't that be funny guys?

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You need to colorize his skin pale as well, or else it just looks weird.
      Or keep his eyes Green, and put the hair closer to Dedue's color.

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dance Felix dance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dimitri's personal butt bawd

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The color is nice actually

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Edi for allowing me to be in your new game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sips Ashen Demon Semen*
      I was willing to let you die for my mission, Monica.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >real reason Edelgard invaded the Church was for their b***hing tea sets
        Conniving little shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >drinking Hresvelg blend from the church tea set
          JOKER MOMENT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Monica is a blessing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i love her so much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i love her so much.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just want them to frick, and create the most powerful simp in the universe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Their kids will be the ultimate Edelgard antis due to both parents not giving a crap about them while busy worshipping Edelgard

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Impossible considering how hard Hubert dotes on Lysithea just because she's like his sister, and Monica worries over her dad

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Monica worries over her dad
              Oh yea, good kill.

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post the sexiest Sothis image you have saved

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get dressed, you half baked harlot, I'm here to teach

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it looks like Lysithea is a child after all, right Edi?

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She should've been playable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Clussy route DLC, 19.99 (plus applicable tax)

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you just know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna need the sauce for that senpai

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://files.catbox.moe/t9x0tt.jpg

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still mad
    Mad about the Sword of the Creator

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what Claude's up to.

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lysithea, Sothis, Annette and Flayn are so fricking sexy

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A shame none of the seasonal designs from Heroes are costumes in 3Hopes

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone gives Claude shit for half assing his pact with the Empire and getting Randolph killed
    Does this mean everyone will throw a fit if he tries to do another backstab post GW ending?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Claude we know the Empire started this whole war that has been tormenting Fodlan but you allianced with them and betrayed them so you are worst!!
      I got my problems with Claude but honestly everyone else in that route is dumb as frick too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Surprisingly being seen as honorable and dependable is actually a really big deal, whether for earning your citizens trust, or relationships with foreign nations

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well then they should have stopped following Claude the moment he made Sreng and the Kingdom fight each other for his own goals

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sylvains super great grandma was the one that kickstarted the Gautiers proud family tradition of slaughtering Srengoids
    Based?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love this lil homie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wish we could see Mrs Gautier. I bet she's a milf

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I love this lil homie.

          This meme gets even funnier, Gautier really did go Max Payne on those Sreng bastards.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wife from the empire that was raped and murdered by sreng

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Edelgard and Claude? Based.
    Dimitri the church coddler? Cringe.

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frog ready for mating press
    https://twitter.com/ThiccWithaQ/status/1542236466968858624?t=GqkyDRqFp3fHI1hC8Z46Tw&s=19

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It is tradition for blue lance lords to frick their sisters, and the kingdom is very big on tradition

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I cannot believe you would make such allegations against me. You would imply that I would ever ravish my sweet sisters supple flesh? That I would commit carnal acts with my dear beautiful twin sister? That I would ever make Eirika usher forth such soft, gentile noises underneath her own brother?
      This is ridiculous. If you'll excuse me, Eirika needs my assistance in her bedroom.

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CONSTANCE’S FAT ASS

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What did she mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know exactly what she means, white boy

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      EdelFrogsisters(formally brothers)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop distracting the king

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s over.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dedue, the woman got through your guards again and interrupted my daily felix-pressing session. just commit her to a mental asylum or something already

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down Nick. Falseflagging as a homosexual won’t help you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Couldn't be further off the mark
          Dimitri and Felix are gay for each other

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really like what Hopes has done with the conflict in terms of how the war plays out. Like they actually have multiple fronts with different generals serving on it. Like in the West you have mercenary forces, Hevring, and Edelgard's main force while in the East you have Bergliez and Ferdinand. It makes it feel like an actual war with multiple fronts, the only other FE game I can remember doing something like this was Genealogy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like how there's still a sense of distrust whenever they're dealing with other nations even if they're fighting on the same side. Just because at the end of the day everyone knows that they are out for the protection of their own lands. It's not all about the power of friendship

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It does feel very satisfying to see them go so much more indepth with the war, yeah

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kind of sad you can't save Miklan.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's a rapist

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, you almost made me worry he hurt real people.
              Seriously though, I just liked the dynamic. It's interesting seeing a real bastard be made a commander out of necessity.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It's interesting seeing a real bastard be made a commander out of necessity.
                did they forget that ingrid has like a gorillin brothers? Did they really have to scrape the bottom of the barrel with miklan?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Did they really have to scrape the bottom of the barrel with miklan?
                It's a medieval war anon, you kinda have to scrap the bottom of the barrel.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Weren't all the noble lords stretched thin already? Dimitri hired Miklan because the front was too big and he was out of generals to use. Unless someone wants to find Annette's cousin and tell him to participate in the war instead of making SoundCloud music

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stop forcing the homie to fight, he just wants to sing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Someone should colorize this generic to match Annette and Gustave's hair.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                imagine if the actually put in effort into this shit. game could have been SOVL

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Lewyn but a little b***h
                I hope he gets ripped apart by crest beasts lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Miklan is a tactical genius apparently

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean when you consider his father that's obvious

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All of the Gautier are portrayed as geniuses. They just understand strategy and magic intuitively despite being martial monsters first. Sylvain looks at Shez's sword once and starts inventing magic guns.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Also he was apparently loved by his stepmother

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i bet they did it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Miklan was a lot of things. He had quite a reputation in Faerghus

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I never realized the game made a distinction between Northern Faerghus and Western Faerghus. Was just no one watching the West at any point?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They do but the north has a lot more to deal with so they cant devote too much attention to a region that has little more than a problem of nobles squabbling. Northern Faerghus is constantly fighting Sreng and worrying over resources. Western Faerghus is fine in terms of serious issues

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he deserved to die tbh

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I hate losing, him dying feels like I failed somehow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's also great seeing lots of enemy generals instead of Hubert 50 times. I have no idea why they didn't do stuff like making Ferdinand a major enemy in AM/VW in the first place. The recruitment system of 3H absolutely destroyed its potential when it came to Part 2.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because they were dumb and made almost every empire character die when they first showed up except Hubert and Death Knight.
        Also apparantly Ferdinand is only high rank if it's CF or Hopes Timeline. The rest seems to imply he's a nobody under the command of ladislava.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The rest seems to imply he's a nobody under the command of ladislava.
          that makes sense, doesn't it? Didin't the gremlin strip his fmaily of its noble title?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yea. I'm just saying, there's a reason he dies early in the OG timeline. Seems in the Hopes timeline, Edelgard trusts him more.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Their land was repossessed, though she probably intended to give it back to him if he regained his family's honor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Also a lot of the Black Eagles are way too incompetent to be taken seriously as enemy generals like Dorothea, Bernadetta and Linhardt. They even make a joke out of Bernadetta in Azure Gleam where they're confused as frick why she's even there and ask if there's any point in killing her.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Linhardt
            Linhardt's shown to be a real strategy and logisticschsd in his Dorothea Support, fricker might be lazy but he can still do the work of a talented general even as he lazes about

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Caspar is enraged at Linhardt's death

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Merit!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Houses needed tougher recruitment restrictions and more war phase characters to compensate for it.

        >Lions
        Dimitri
        Dedue
        Felix
        Ingrid
        Sylvain

        >Eagles
        Edelgard
        Hubert
        Ferdinand

        >Deer
        Claude
        Lorenz
        Hilda

        At the bare minimum these should have been locked to their specific house so that they could end up being major enemy generals come the war phase. Hopes had the right idea of making a lot more characters unrecruitable.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think Felix is fine to be recruited, specifically because he's miserable on the other routes and its worth seeing that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            homie, felix is the most miserable outside of BL. dimitri's death completely destroys him

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's what I said anon, try reading next time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ok, but i disagree that it's fine to be recruited. he's not an butthole he likes everyone to think that he is. He's too attached and invested in Dimitri to just abandon him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Lorenz
          nah. lorenz should be auto-recruitable for the eagles. him joining the lion on myrddyn bridge is also fine

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Hopes had the right idea of making a lot more characters unrecruitable.
          They also had the right idea of locking recruitment to the war phase.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I recruit Ingrid all the time in CF and have her finish of Dimitri in a bloody fashion

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Sylvain
          But Sylvain immediately turning his back on his kingdom for a big pair of boobs is funny

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's funny but out of character

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe
              Also fun fact, the devs made it so Manuela never teaches the BL in any of the routes in Three Houses, so Sylvain instantly transferring to Frog's class makes sense cause he will never have a woman teacher otherwise

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Edelgard, Hubert, Ferdinand, Waldemar, Leopold, Randolph, Ladislava, Death Knight

          Dimitri, Dedue, Felix, Sylvain, Ingrid, Gustave, Rodrigue, Matthias

          Claude, Hilda, Lorenz, Erwin, Holst, Judith, Nader

          That's what I'd have the generals for each route be if I remade Three Houses.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You forgot Edelgard's best underling who she personally takes into a school full of children.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why should Hilda be locked other than the fact that she's Claude's designated Dedue-Hubert equivalent?
          Also, as much as I appreciate Lorenz's devotion to the Alliance, the way he speaks to his father and his foremost priority being his own house makes it fairly believable for him to accept surrender to the winning country. He doesn't feel wildly out of place in SB and he isn't miserable about it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thinking about whether or not a character should be able to switch houses always leaves me feeling like Anette has no reason to be part of the war at all. The only reason she works for the Kingdom is because it's her home. She'd feel the same about whichever place she grew up in.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Anette has no reason to be part of the war at all. The only reason she works for the Kingdom is because it's her home. She'd feel the same about whichever place she grew up in.
            Congratulations you now understand what nationalism is, which is the driving force behind why 99% of characters choose the faction they do and has been the driving force behind why 99% of soldiers choose the side they do in real life too.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's weird to have a "I'm just happy to be with my friends :)" little girl at the war council table, who can also choose to defect from her country and fight for another, despite having no political opinions of her own

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The only reason she works for the Kingdom is because it's her home. She'd feel the same about whichever place she grew up in.
            applies to literally everybody in the game

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well I think Houses kind of agrees with you? Cause Annette doesn't appear at all when you play VW and thats the route where Dimitri goes insane and doesn't have Byleth there to help him, so she probably had no reason to fight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope we see this amount or even more detail in the next game!
      Don't crush my dreams

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think the musou gameplay itself also helps the war feel more like a war. Going into battle and using strategies and hearing the characters respond to battle developments as they happen makes them feel more like actual battles.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Im starting to think every Fire Emblem game should have been a Musou

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Defending Dedriu on Maddening NG+ when half the Deer are level 1 and the other half are 30 with only Shez being useful. I really feel like I'm on the backfoot.

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Confident Constance says she'll force you to rebuild House Nuvelle with her
    >Depressed Constance admits in letter that if you ever smiled at her, she might wind up getting the confidence to admit she's madly in love
    Ooof, and here I thought her Shez relationship was actually pretty platonic from the support line

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So you get a different letter depending on when you give the whistle?

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Margrave Gautier's first wife was pregnant while a plague was spreading so he sent her north to keep her safe only for her and his unborn child to be killed in a raid.
    > Feels bad man

    Everyone better apologize for acting like he's a monster for cutting off his 18+ y/o pos son

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone better apologize for acting like he's a monster for cutting off his 18+ y/o pos son
      He's Max Payne.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I propose we slaughter sreBlack folk to the last man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like Sylvain was done dirty because all of the attention is going towards his father and his brother. Most of the time he himself has nothing to say

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sylvain had pretty much everything told about him in 3h already. so there wasn't much to tell. so they opted for making him a twink fiend

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Sylvain begging Ashe not to give him the puppy eyes lest his lust take hold.
          Damn.

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Weathervanes is a hilarious term and I love it; having to rescue Rowe and him betraying you was great

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and him betraying you was great
      >actually failing to rescue Gwendal
      ishiggydiggy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it took me awhile to realize why annette's paralogue was called that. Then it dawned on me. Pretty smart and cheeky. for once the translation was good

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rowe's a cowardly piece of shit, but seeing him own being a traitor by stint of his blood, was pretty based, but frick was saving his knight bodyguard a close thing, dude runs out of life way too quickly considering what a maze the Silver Maiden is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I managed to save his bodyguard but this didn't change anything in plot at all. It seems he is expected to die

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cutie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      EDELTUMMMY!!!!!!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think I've only ever used one of those permanent stat increasers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just shoved them all on Shez

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Azure Gleam was really weird in how many people retreated only to never be seen again. Just in that one chapter you had Manuela, Hanneman and Monica who all survive and flee but they can't be recruited and never return so why not just have them die there?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its the golden route so everyone lives

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Except for Caspar who dies for real?
        In the same chapter where his dad just retreats? It's so strange.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >In the same chapter where his dad just retreats? It's so strange.
          Caspar's dad was intending to die there, his best bro Hevring disagreed.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Waldemar will save Leopold but not Leopold's son
            ???
            Lol
            Just makes it even weirder.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Waldemar is thinking in tactical terms. Caspar is Gaspar, but Bergliez could theoretically turn the war around.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He wanted to be dead sons buddies with his bro
              Linhardt betraying his homeland counts as being spiritually dead, before you say anything

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A route in which Lysithea dies can't be the golden route

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >A route in which Lysithea dies can't be the golden route
          She's never fought and so we can't say she's dead, anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn't, you don't even see her at all in AG, presumably she's still there with the alliance

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >A route in which Lysithea dies can't be the golden route
          She doesn't. You don't fight the Alliance at all in Azure Gleam, the only Alliance characters you have access to are the morons Claude wants to get rid of (Lorenz, Ignatz, Raphael) because he sends them to you as part of the pact.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She will die of crest cancer there and probably GW too so there's that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Faerghus didn't want to necessarily kill them since they already felt bad enough invading. Unlike Edelgard who chases down people who retreat, Faerghus under Dimitri's rule doesn't make people fight to the death if they value their lives

  115. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To start: Laetitia Gautier was a boss b***h for taking Sreng all by herself. Secondly: Why the frick did the Church have the Lance of Ruin? Shouldn't the Gautier family have always had it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rhea really likes taking the lance for herself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but she always returns it. In Houses you give her the Lance but next thing we see is that Sylvain's father has it again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's technically a holy relic and it wasn't needed before then so it makes sense the church would safe guard it until it was.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lorewise the relics are pretty important weapons that can change the outcome of a battle. Makes sense that the Church keep them safe and locked at Garreg Mach if there is no one to wield it.
      And frankly in the game is not that hard to make the church give you this powerful weapon you just have to tell them "I have the crest and i will not do stupid shit with the weapon"

  116. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hanneman: goes on random tangents about crests and crestology, only remembers the subject of the class 5 minutes before break
    >Manuela: comes into class hungover, makes students watch educational movies instead or goes on tangents bout how all men are pigs. Doesn't even remember the subject of the class
    Man, no wonder whatever class Byleth leads ends up winning the war

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also does everyone finds it unfair that the two professors are mage users when most of there class in all of houses are physical fighters?

      Like, the Blue Lions are FRICKED if they don't get Byleth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jeritza obviously chose the Lions to watch over his sister. Somehow he managed to turn every Lion into a mage knight, even Dimitri enhances his attacks with lightning by default.

  117. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Azure Gleam so damn long? Both Scarlet Blaze and Golden Wildfire had several chapters where the chapter was a single region, meaning there were no side-missions on the chapter. But I'm on Chapter 11 and Azure Gleam hasn't had a single chapter like that so far.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >had several chapters where the chapter was a single region,
      I think AG has two of those, near the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      13 and 15 iirc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >But I'm on Chapter 11 and Azure Gleam hasn't had a single chapter like that so far.
      Oh, they didn't have a dramatic single mission chapter pre-timeskip?
      Seeing that happen for the church assassination chapter just before the 6 month skip really made it feel like shit was about to go down and made the map itself feel incredibly hype

  118. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kissing Lysithea

  119. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hold on a second... this isn't talking about Saint Macuil is it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is
      He got pissed at all the humans around and tried to kill them all

  120. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  121. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They tell you in-game that they wanted Miklan specifically because House Gautier are the masters of fortress defence because of Sreng and the assignment would be defending a fortress, Arianrhod.

    Miklan even reaffirms this by saying he's had defence strategies drilled into his head since he was a child.

    He has the right skills the only reason people are iffy about him is because he's a murderer and a rapist who enjoyed murder and rape.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funny thing, putting him in charge of the Fotress basically let him live the life he wanted to have as the heir of Gautier. Him dying fighting against miserable odds was more or less his good end.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, those are some pretty damn good reasons to be "iffy" about him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the only reason
        >murder, rape
        what more do you fricking need?

        Murder and rape are fine during war time though, just ask literally any army in history.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But he was doing it before the war

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Good, he has on the job experience?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the only reason
      >murder, rape
      what more do you fricking need?

  122. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ingrid is an honorary Black Eagle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what do people base this on? I know this is bait but I'm genuinely curious because defecting goes against her entire personality, it's like saying dedue is an honorary black eagle

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ingrid getting away from the Kingdom makes sense because she doesnt want to be bound my marital commitments her father has set up for her. She is a Black Eagle through and through, hell bent on killing Glenn and Dimitri who some pair her up with.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I love how the only argument Edelstans ever has is "escape responsibility" or "daddy issues".

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It's her responsibility to get married
            (lol

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >because she doesnt want to be bound my marital commitments her father has set up for her.
          but she isn't, if you play azure moon they show you that she can just say no

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Black person what? Her central motivation is that she wants to be a knight of renown. Her whole thing is being loyal to King and country. Her central conflict is that she can't be a knight if she's somebody's broodmare. But she needs to be someone's brood mayor if she wants to get the funds to save her house that her father gave everything to support. And her father will be supportive of her decision, the only reason Ingrid agonizes over it is because she feels it's her Duty. That's her character outside of the Duscur thing, she's a woman caught in between two duties that she can't choose between. Not whatever the frick you're talking about.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Adestrian dykes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In this support they were talking about sibling affection. It's a reference to how in the C support Mercedes says that she'll do what Ingrid's big brothers would do if they were here and ruffles her hair. The A support ends with Ingrid saying that she'll do the same and ruffling Mercedes hair. They're talking about sibling affection and it has literally no romantic connotations in-context.

          It's weird how far trannies will reach for LGBT stuff in Three Houses even when there is already surface level stuff. It's like they need EVERY character to be gay.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You really have no sense of humor

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Killjoy

  123. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does everyone hate Kingdom food?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The soil sucks so there's no saving any meal made with thosw ingredients

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can't get the final food recipe/quality upgrades until Claude sends in the Alliance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously it's a weirdly unanimous opinion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Empire has the most food.
        Alliance has the best food.
        Kingdom needs food.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because Ingrid ate it all

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Empire has the most food.
          >Alliance has the best food
          I don't know, seems like Empire would also win over who has the best food, seeing as they have extensive trading relationships with other nations alongside their fruitful lands

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Canonically, Trade is best in the Alliance, they trade with the empire and have their own extensive Sea trade.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sylvain, Dimitri, and Felix all bring up the shitty food in table conversation too, iirc.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Raph complains about the food in AG
        >complains about Edelgard not throwing a party after every victory in SB
        What's his problem in GW then?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Claude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Their soil is garbage and everyone is more concerned about feeling full, than actually enjoying the meal, go to Adrestia or Leicester if you want something edible

  124. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Byleth is a canon Black Eagle!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, and it leads to the canon ending of 3Hou

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Its over Dimitri!
        *BONK*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >wtf?
          >My defense growth is too high, you cannot hurt El.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shez is a canon Black Eagle!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shez is the mother of Byleth's children!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          *Father of Byleth's children

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            *stepfather of Dimitri's children

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then let me give you the full Black Eagle experience!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Non-canon, I just saved Jeralt and Frog a hour ago and they enjoying the scenery in my camp

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I like how Shez has literal Agarthan surpertehcnology/superpowers and her fight with Jeralt has her barely win despite Jeralt being crippled.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well both Jeralt and Byleth are said to be legendary mercenaries. No point in that being a thing if they can be defeated so easily

  125. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this game makes it even weirder that hilda was recruitable in Houses

  126. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ingrid is an honorary Golden Deer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's just returning to the fold, if you think about it.

      Nah

      Nobles don't have rights. Fricking who you want is for peasant chads only. Now Lorenz go kill those bandits for me, got to plant some seeds, swerve.

  127. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Attacking the church on Edelgard route
    >Rhea asks her why she's attacking and thrusting Fodlan into conflict
    >"I have no idea what you're talking about"
    Is Edel legit moronic? I know she thinks her reasons are justified, but why's she pretending like she isn't the aggressor/instigator here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We do a little trolling, why does Edelgard have to explain herself to the lizard shitter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we like to troll, we like to go the night before one of their festivals we just... we do a little trolling it's called we do a little trolling

  128. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad we got another 3h game. Regardless of quality it revived these threads and i love spending my time here with you. Yes, even with the resident edelschizo. I hope we get another 3h game so that these threads could go on for 6 more years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If there were another game, I'd really miss Ferdinand's voice.

  129. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Galatea was a moron, and Daphnel was right to not make them heir

  130. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME- ACK!"

    You don't need a reason, it's medieval warfare. I want your clay.

  131. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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