Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Okay, guys I just completed 3 hopes and had fun with it. Now starting up three houses to see what the mainline game is like. I'm on chapter 3 right now and a bit confused tho... When does Shez come into the story? I liked that dumb little tomboy and want to pair her with Byleth.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros...? is the hype dead or somethin...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Xenoblade literally leaked much of the people who play 3H also play it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        people like xenoblade?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but they are too ashamed to admit it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            is the gameplay good or something? Because the game looks like ass

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The combat is fun, yeah. Having 6 characters to choose from at any time and mastering combos feels good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        stupid ass weebs
        I would play XC3 since it looks good but i didn’t beat XCDE yet and i don’t even own 2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is it actually good?I never played any of them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's Sunday bro, I just got back from church. What about you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        my dom e-girl-wife who only sees me as a vessel...!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I prayed for Edelgard. Make she find peace and solace.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only a Xenoblade crossover would save FE

  2. 2 years ago
    TharjaAnon

    Shamir is the best girl

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >When does Shez come into the story?
    Three hopes is an alternate version of events where Shez saves the three house leaders at the beginning of the game instead of Byleth. Shez doesn't exist in Three Houses.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      eh? but why...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because for some reason KT feels the need to insert OCs into their Nintendo Warriors spinoffs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because Three Houses is Pokémon Diamond and Three Hopes is Pokémon Pearl.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How are Byleth and Shez gonna name their many autistic children?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Byleth Jr, Byleth Jr Jr, Shez the Second, Esc. etc

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So am I right to understand that the best way to maximize stat gain is to level up to 100 in whatever class, then reset your levels and level up to 100 again in a master class?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When they inevitably release DLC with the missing classes, how will they incorporate it into the existing class tree?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's been a long time since I played Houses, which classes are missing? I know there were tome cavalry, and dark fliers added as DLC. Can't think of anything else at the moment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hero, Dark Flyer, Valkyrie, War priest

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would appreciate if they added more classes that were not in 3h. Like the healer branch desperately needs its own master class instead of gremory

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      TharjaAnon

      She's so best

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shamir... shez is a virgin and 10 years younger than you, that's grooming

        • 2 years ago
          TharjaAnon

          She's merely joking because Shamir is married to me

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She's so best

            >Native Switch resolution
            Eugh.
            At least respect your waifu enough to give her the proper, upscaled treatment she deserves.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cute prostitute

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Beautiful maiden.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                half of her weight is probably all that make up on her face

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                biggest bawd among all of the students

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked most of the soundtrack in the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the new tracks, but I don't like the remixes of old ones

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love my beautiful wife Byleth! My cute little ashen angel!
    Cheese is kinda lame... i dont hate him but he's definitely forgettable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cheese canonically S-supported your waifu

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's ok, I don't have a waifu

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >want to level up atrocity
    >can only cast it once because it costs more than a hlf of areadbhar's durability
    >it's ok, I'll just pick up a minor purple stone and will be able to cast it again
    >wouldn't it be funny if you crest activated though and removed all the weapon's durability lol?
    I now understand the frustration the man feels when he breaks a spoon. JUST LET THE MAN EAT HIS GODDAM SOUP!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just upgrade the durability lmao.
      Just awaken the Relic lol.
      Just equip Armsthrift rofl
      Just eat food kek

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >unplayable on Ryujinx
    Emulatorbros what's going on?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what do you mean? I am playing it right now. It's Yuzu I was unable to run it on, even using the latest version

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wait I meant Three Hopes just to be clear
        Three Houses works

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i too mean three hopes. It work on ryujinx just fine for me

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the gameplay during missions is extremely stuttery for me and the game crashes every time during the first cutscene with Cornelia on the Blue Lion route
            I haven't tried any of the other routes yet to see if their story can be completed but if the gameplay doesn't run smoother I can't be bothered to anyway

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              have you set it up like the guide suggests using vulkan? I was unable to play since the game froze every time i tried using combat arts, but after switching to vulkan it worked out fine enough. FPS is still in the shitter though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No which guide are you following?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the one emulator anon posts in these threads every now and then. I don't have it book marked, so you'll have to wait till he posts again

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                never mind. found it
                https://rentry.org/ozp8n

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nice thanks man

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does who has played Hopes before Houses really exist?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Three Hopes really did my wife dirty. She deserved better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She isn't inside Shez's head. Therefore of course she'll be done dirty.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they really need to use sothis' voice when she possess byleth? Shit looks comedic instead of threatening

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Balthus and Holst making out behind the training shed!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Canon

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream that, while in sunlight, I ate out Constance so well her personalities merged and she was fixed and forced me to help her restore House Nuvelle, only this time she could actually succeed at it without her neuroses getting in the way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You ate out with Constance? What did you eat?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        clams

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Caspar's brother and Annette's cousin should have showed up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather see Count Galatea and Felix's mom. She sounds nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Annette's cousin should have showed up
      He did

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He literally did, he's a random traveller who shows up in camp in SB

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to optimally farm a scholar tome and dragon claws?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon Claws can be reforged from Silver Gauntlets

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Three Hopes was certainly made by Three Houses fans alright

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is the warrior we should strive to be

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished Three Hopes, my first musou game, with my queen Edelgard.

    What a game.
    WHAT A GAME.

    If I didn't buy Live a Live I would start maddening run immediately.
    >Shaz lv 66
    >other lv 50
    >...on normal
    Of course, the last mission was a bloodbath.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know what, frick it. I am doing Black Eagles maddening on NG+

      Do I need to recruit anyone? I didn't on my 1st run (not even Byleth)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You didn't recruit anyone
        >Missing all of those extra battlations and resources
        >On top of a crest weapon since you missed the bonus stage

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly.
          I got enough money from regular battles. Plus I had that ability (forgot its name) which gives money when you defeat enemies. At one point I had almost 500k at once.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well, you missed out on a lot of fun paralogues and Aymr.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's kind of autism, I know. It was like that in Three Houses as well.
              My moto was: if you are not from my house/class since day 1, you deserve to die.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >500k at once
            peanuts

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This, once you start doing serious upgrades, 500k will be depleted in seconds.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                this. what mission do i go for if i want to grind up money?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Equip Despoil + Balthus' Merc Whistle (you did blow your first three whistles on Balthus, Ferdinand and Sylvain right?). After that pick a stage with a billion enemies for you to grind on and go to town.
                Go grind on any lategame stage with a billion enemies. I think GW has the best farming stage in the game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                any specific stage?
                does it matter if its on maddening or normal mode?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not him, but I remember a challenge stage in GW where the challenge was "can only use one unit". All the enemies were the same weapon type so it was easy grinding.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think Attack of the Pegasus Knight or whatever its called is the best one.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so is ferdinand the only one worth giving a whistle in in sb?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There are a lot of great picks in SB, but Ferdinand's ability is so fricking good that you really should take it first. Same thing goes for Sylvain in Lions.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my beautiful wife Edelgard…

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      beautiful?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, Emperor is beautiful and the cutest.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          pic unrelated?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Good taste.

          pic unrelated?

          Edelgard is perfect and anyone who disagrees needs a stern talking to!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Good taste.
          [...]
          Edelgard is perfect and anyone who disagrees needs a stern talking to!

          my beautiful wife Edelgard…

          In the "canon" route of this fan fic tier game, Edelgard is just the local flesh-light.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And that’s different from Dimitri how?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >canon route
            so glad my wife Lysithea wasn't allowed in it. She deserves a better game and story. I can just head-canon that she just sits in a castle all day feeding sweets to her dad. GW disgusted me.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And that’s why she’s a canon Black Eagle!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Edelgard routes are automatic fan-fic. Rhea must always be happy or atleast die happy in the true routes. (AM and SS)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lol
                Nintendo deleted Rhea Route in three hopes, CF is true route.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                rhea does not die in am and ss, unless you're a shitter who can't into tea time with big tiddied archbishop mommy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ideally Edelgard and Rhea could have a paired ending for extreme hatesex

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          calm down, Monica

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU NEED TWO CRESTS TO HANDLE HER LOVE!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Three Hopes was so bad it made me want to start a new Houses run instead and finally do a Crimson Flower run.
        >Not enough motivated students for a full teaching session, frickit, train Edelgard for her one motivation point.
        >BAD
        >Hmm okay, well she seems like the type who would respond better to scolding than consolation
        >"W-wahhh Sensei why are you being so mean to me"
        absolute state of this midget warmonger

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >>Hmm okay, well she seems like the type who would respond better to scolding than consolation
          unironically shows how little people here understand Edelgard. she just wants cuddles.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I love crimson flower Ending.
          F/Byleth>M/Byleth

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            M/Byleth with Edelgard make babies, F/Byleth with Edelgard cannot lol

            Three Houses for all its faults did drama much better. The only time I felt anything in Hopes was when Sylvain lashed out from Ingrid's death.

            I know what you mean. That scene in CF where Edelgard is about to off Dimitri is probably my favorite scene and Hopes doesn't have anything close to it outside of Sylvain/Ingrid and everyone dogpiling Ashe after his betrayal.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >M/Byleth with Edelgard make babies, F/Byleth with Edelgard cannot lol
              byleth is trans

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >byleth is trans
                Byleth says: hang trans kids.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >playing 3houses
          >chose black eagles
          >some ugly emo kid threatens me for no reason
          >moronic midget starts whining after failing to do her homework
          >frick this shit
          >send them both to the red canyon
          >they both die
          >game ends
          The Golden ending was in the game all along

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to miss her magical girl outfight and those thigh highs.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Try out NG+
    >Its a complete bloodbath because you can carry over practically everything
    I'll probably have to come up with unique ways to keep this run fresh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just play on maddening

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shez is the only member of the Deers that's properly trained. Everyone else just has the bare minimum or nothing at all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just played on Hard on the first half for NG+ while benching Shez. By the time you have enough officers at lvl 40 or higher, I switch to maddening. Which should happen during part 2. I generally only use Shez during the story missions while playing the game normally as the current faction. Any recruits that you find from your last playthrough will still have their levels and all of their skills though.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Canon

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Curved Shot is shit, SHIT!

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Three Houses for all its faults did drama much better. The only time I felt anything in Hopes was when Sylvain lashed out from Ingrid's death.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I cured Constance's depression

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dick magic

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Professor...? Are you all right, you've been asleep for some time. What? I still had both my eyes? I was simping for some harlot with purple hair? Claude went insane and made himself a king to invade Faerghus!? Goodness, Professor that sounds like some nightmare. But fear not, it is over. Now then, let us be off. We must finally put an end to Edelgard's tyranny. Together.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >*holds up sticky smelly hand*
      >"Don't ever frick me behind my back Dee."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Dedue, who is this ugly looking creature? Please escort her out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What in the Goddess's name is that!
        >*shoots it*
        >Good shot, Professor. That thing looked feral.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        w-why is her hand sticky and smelly?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't you like to know

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frogs have a mucus layer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Dedue, I need protection again. This smelly amphibian is unwelcome in my presence. Send word to Felix that I require his assistance with the matter as well.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rodrigue says a word
    >felix chimps out
    >rodrigue blames himself
    grow some fricking balls already and discipline that fricking manlet jesus christ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Felix actually hit Rodrigue over some petty dispute before. Felix is the problem but Rodrigue can't discipline him because Felix will ape out and beat him. I don't know why people like Felix so much when he talks about is killing people and beats his depressed dad because Felix gets triggered every time his brother is mentioned. Felix needs to grow up already, he's not a child anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that he's never called out on being a little b***h and treating his friends like trash is annoying. I still like him, but boy does he need to get the shit beaten out of him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Felix actually hit Rodrigue over some petty dispute before
        no he didn't. he hit him over the whole "your brother died like a true knight" shit that triggered felix

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >reeeeeeeeee your way of grieving is wrong reeeeeee
          yeah, so petty dispute

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >your way of grieving is wrong
            In case you didn't understand, the reason he was mad was because he thought Rodrigue WASN'T GRIEVING. To Felix the "he died like a true knight" line meant that his father wasn't sad.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              he didn't understand it when he was 14, ok. Does he still not understand it when he's 23? How emotionally stunted and socially moronic does he have to be to not fricking get it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He understands but still doesn't like it. This is what his A support with Rodrigue was about, you should at least watch it on youtube.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                we're not just talking about him being an ass to rodrigue. but to all people for no fricking reason. he's just a b***h who needs to get slapped

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She Beats church and Rhea in two routes.
    Heh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >lost to Byleth in all 7 routess
      Heh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Our friend Shez is so cute

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DEE DEE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DEE

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Awakening's gimmick was kids
    >Fates's gimmick was gay kids
    >Houses' gimmick was gay kids in school
    What will be the next big FE gimmick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gay kids, but in the sense that they’re the kids of gay couples. so you have Dimitri bone Felix and a kid pops up somehow

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so when’s the houses threads gonna start up again? Seeing less of Hopes threads recently. And yes there is a difference

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no difference you jabroni

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is no difference my dude, its actually better if we post on the pretense of Hopes because the jannies are sick of our shit and will use any excuse to kill our threads.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just want to see what the world without jannies would look like

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the world turns out better
          wtf Claude was the good guys?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        maybe the jannies just want to see what the world without fire emblem: three houses threads would look like

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love Edelgard so much

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shez gets added to 3H as Byleth's rival teacher, how much changes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lesbian harem preferably

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shez gets fired because shes actually dumb and would be a horrible teach

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nothing much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whomever Shez teaches fails horribly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If Shez can be a good merc, he can apply the same skills in teaching.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I convince myself to go back through each route a second time to actually get all of the cutscenes, music, and supports?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How do I convince myself to go back through each route a second time to actually get all of the cutscenes, music, and supports?
      You take a break before playing it or else you'll burn yourself out and get miserable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t and go on YouTube instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Take a break until when the DLC comes out,

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        best idea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im grinding for stupid reckless power top A weapon

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All tranime games are troony trash. This game in particular has both a shitty story and shitty gameplay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anime board schizo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      k

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. Dr. Uckmann

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get a Sylvain bf?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Be Felix

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STUPID DRAGON!

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *Kills Byleth with negative difficulty*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Byleth tell Shez that he was holding back?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's dabbin on Jeritza

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Liongays are in hiding
    We won.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never asked for this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >eyes turn red because his route is basically just black eagle route
        KEK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more like Kittygays

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lysi is so sexy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tempted to keep her in herbpre timeskip look when I play GW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She will never get ravished by the Ashen Demon.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's very cute how affectionate Hapi is to Shez

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blue Lions bros.....if Dimitri is so much smarter and a better choice than Edelgard, why does he have a subject weakness in Reason......?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      According to Rodrigue, Lambert was bad at magic too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie, have you seen how he just beats the shit out of magic blasts with his fists? he doesn't need magic because he's got unga strength

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He probably tears the pages every time he tries to read, poor bastard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >eats the torn pages to hide the evidence

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw your king is a paper-eating schizo that could snap kick a horse in half

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's what I don't understand. Why is claude so convinced rhea is racist and intolerant of non-believers? We dont see any policies the curch gives that enforce this and we know rhea isnt like this at all (shamir and cyril). Hell it honestly doesnt seem like the church forces much on the other governments at all. I get that in edelgards case the western church is shit and she believed slither propaganda, but it isnt like that with claude. Im fine with claude being wrong about rhea, but the game doesnt do enough to justify it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because the developers didn't have time to develop a unique boss for GW

      They had to choose between using either Thales or Rhea

      Dimitri and Edelgard already fight Thales, so Claude has to fight Rhea

      How to we make Claude want to fight Rhea?

      The church is.... le racist!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is claude so convinced rhea is racist and intolerant of non-believers?
      because bad writing. They could have had moles whispering in his ear for some time to make his ignorance understandable, but nope. that would be too much effort for a route that was probably hastily made in 3 hours before release

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one ever disagrees with Claude regarding what he says about the Church's flaws, including Dimitri. So it's just bad writing; the Church is seemingly supposed to be what Claude says it is, even though we never see the Church doing anything like it, and there's no evidence Rhea does it either. It's an extreme example of telling, not showing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Once again the writers had no fricking idea what to do with Claude.
      GW part II should have been entirely about Almyra instead of shoehorning him into Fodlan conflict

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >GW part II should have been entirely about Almyra instead of shoehorning him into Fodlan conflict
        Or better yet, just shoehorn Almyra itself into the Fodlan conflict and show us how Claude deals with it. Imagine Shahid teaming up with Edelgard, maybe even having some romantic/sexual tension between them? Haha...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >maybe even having some romantic/sexual tension
          post breasts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >People expected more from this guy
          He screams jobber boss.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He could job early but then say "I AM THE WEAKEST OF THE BROTHERS, YOU WILL NEVER GET THE THRONE UNTIL YOU DEFEAT ALL 5 OF US" and then the rest of the game is fighting the other brothers

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              unironically better than what we got

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Like Super Mario World. Kino.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shahid is Iggy Koopa

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >that moment when Ludwig show up to frick shit up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                NINTENDO HIRE US

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >that moment when Ludwig show up to frick shit up

                Does this mean Claude's dad is Bowser?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Claude is Bowser Jr.?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Does this mean Claude's dad is Bowser?
                >dad
                Sorta.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Claude Reigan vs. The World

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eastern Church is basically useless
      Western Church is a corrupt shitshow
      Southern Church got disbanded when there was a massive shitshow in the Empire and it wound up leading to House Hyrm's bullshit and eventually the Insurrection.

      Edelgard doesn't need the slithers to dislike the church when there's a ton of examples of the off branches being a problem. On top of her losing her faith in miracles because of what happened when she was in the dungeon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but everyone in fodlan seems to recognize that the various branches are very different from the central chruch. If people can recognize that they are different, they should also be able to recognize that the central church may not be to blame

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Eastern Church is basically useless
        they're minding thei own budiness and doing church things. as for the rest, well attack those branches then, what does garreg mach have to do with it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are you dumber than Caspar? If someone hates the church enough that they want to get rid of it (Claude) or vastly shake it up (Edelgard), attacking the seat of its power aka the Central Church would logically be their target.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            we've just established that the churches are largely independant. attacking garreg mach isn't gonna do shit to the other branches

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uh I might’ve sped read a bit but does he actually call her racist?

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mercedes is so beautiful…

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MOMMY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TUMMY

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How long has Ashe been on HRT?

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean "people don't like Golden Wildfire"? That's ridiculous! Just because I pointed out how the Church stifles every aspect of life for the Federation doesn't mean we're the bad guys.

    ...what? "The Church isn't even that influential in Leicester if the peasants don't really care"? Okay, yeah, maybe they aren't anywhere near as devoted as the other nations, but that doesn't excuse what the Church is doing! We need freedom!

    "They aren't actually stopping you from making changes"? Uh...well, I...

    "Claude is a mega moron. I'm out of this shithole." H-hey, wait, that's not true! I have plans! Great plans! Come back!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"They aren't actually stopping you from making changes"?
      I thought the game said Rhea and the church forbade contact with the outside world which is why problems like Sreng and Almyra exist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That is Claude's headcanon but nothing in the game supports it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wait really? If that’s the case, how come Sreng is still and issue, I understand that Dimitri was busy but thorough out all these years, all these Kings, nobody decided to reach out to Sreng? They just decided to keep defending and defending? Same with Almyra.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            maybe they have and their answer was 'gib clay'? there just isn't enough information for us to go on

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because Sreng wants their land.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lambert's dream was to make peace with Sreng but it didn't work out because nobody in either country speaks the others language. Dimitri was raised to think they're snow monsters. The hostage raised by Margrave Gautier is possibly the only Sreng person to speak Fodlan

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Frick Sreggers.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Kingdom people are just Sreng + Adrestian mutts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's supported by Dimitri not disagreeing with it, when his father literally made contact with foreign countries; it's all very baffling, I don't know how to reconcile it other than dismissing it all as bad writing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't know how to reconcile it other than dismissing it all as bad writing
            You should be dismissing it as all bad writing because that's what it is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't know how to reconcile it other than dismissing it all as bad writing
            or each route takes place in different reality so the background is slightly different in each. This is moronic, but it's all i've got

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But those conversations happen across multiple routes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                well, then it's just bad writing. or maybe the zaharas magic is messing with their heads preventing them from thinking straight

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That just makes Dimitri dumb, since his father didn't have any issues with the church when he was going about his reforms.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >dismissing it all as bad writing
            Yes. And throw Houses out too for good measure.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >FE but Mario
    Don't give IS ideas that will frick FE over

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >improving a country's agriculture
    Is there anything this b***h won't stoop to???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No this is actually a good point. Why did Rhea just watch the Kingdom starve for 1000 years if she knew how to improve their crops?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's not a farmer and she has no intimate knowledge of the kingdom's mentally ill farming practices but honestly this opens up a whole slew of questions as

        How the hell does the Kingdom not know about crop rotation? Are they moronic?

        mentions. Even if she was aware of some super secret nabatean crop sauce from back in the techno days you'd think she would have passed it on to the pre-Empire territories during her decades long hell war

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How the hell does the Kingdom not know about crop rotation? Are they moronic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone want to invade that shithole is beyond me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well the people of Sreng come from an even bigger shithole

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There’s two options here. Either Rhea actually is cruel and uncaring or the kingdom is so stupid it didn’t occur to her they weren’t aware of something so basic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Or third option she is not their leader so the Kingdom's issues are not her problem just like the Empire and Alliance. Also Ingrid's endings state that she researched and found ways to improve their farming techniques that saved her territory. So the information was available, but no one thought to look for it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        At this point I think rhea is either lazy or really distracted with her mommy rez project and petting dogs and cats and orphans at the monastery, and lets the other church leaders we never see take care of things

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well if anything it's more like

          Or third option she is not their leader so the Kingdom's issues are not her problem just like the Empire and Alliance. Also Ingrid's endings state that she researched and found ways to improve their farming techniques that saved her territory. So the information was available, but no one thought to look for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I hate rhea now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These people are messed up in the head.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was no food in Faerghus because Rhea's ass cheeks kept eating it all

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Rhea just recently learned about crop rotation herself

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >got the dedue and ashe b support
    That’s it? No gay sex? I know it’s only a B support and I’ve been spoiled by Yuri/Sylvain/Dimitri’s supports but considering they had an ending in 3H it’s pretty disappointing that all they do is talk about tea.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tea is code for gay sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to mention Felix…that blush in the A support with Sylvain…

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sylvain is raking in all the boy puss, and I mean ALL the boy puss

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I’ve been spoiled by Yuri/Sylvain/Dimitri’s supports
      Huh?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fujos are FEASTING in this game. Felix literally carries Dimitri to bed in their A support and blushes at Sylvain while telling him he needs him in his. Sylvain also admits to wanting to go on a date with Yuri and wants to steal Ashe away to his territory after the war. Basically all the Blue Lions boys are in an open relationship with each other, with Yuri included. Dedue doesn’t have as much but he does have his moments with Dimitri.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No homo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds.... intense.
          Just bros being bros?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Homies over hoes

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Homos over hoes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What about hoemos? What then?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's not gay if you don't make eye contact and say "good game" afterward.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is it really that gay?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ashe is too respectful to say anything to Dedue's face so he talks about his homolust for him in his Felix support instead

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >for the last hundreds of years these homies planted the same shit over and over and didn't have the brains to try a new produce in its place
    You guys literally cannot get mad at Edelgard now, she has to save those morons from themselves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Come, come my children

      >Faerghus hasn't grasped agricultural techniques that normal humans have known about 8000 years ago
      >Meanwhile, Edelgard has literally landed on the moon
      The devs really weren't hiding the favoritism...

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Come, come my children

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    UNGA
    BUNGA
    PLANT ROCK IN FLOOR

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey! I'll have you know that faerghus royals thrive on a fine diet of weeds and thistle. That's why they are built like bulls

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get fricked diaRhea

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tried replaying SB on maddening this time
    >Remember Monica
    No way jose, does her dying remove her from the story?

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dimitri is the hero in all stories
    >Edelgard got replaced by Claude as the moronic villain
    >Edelgard is now the Claude of the group

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't call her a claude, she's still a villain, just less moronic now. It's like this now
      >Dimitri the Hero
      >Edelgard the Villain
      >Claude the moron
      so it's a win for edelgard for sure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Claude wasn’t devious or clever in three houses so they had to make up for that here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well he's still not clever, so they failed again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He lets the armies eat each other and then conquers them though. Making himself king to remove the infighting that would have destroyed them was necessary.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >then conquers them though
            Nothing is resolved. He kills Rhea, but Edelgard is still going after Dimitri in the meantime.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >He lets the armies eat each other and then conquers them though.
              That's what he did in VW. Hopes Claude conquers literally nothing.

              The church gives the kingdom all its power so without the church to justify a king there is no kingdom. There would be no point for her to continue attacking him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The church created all three nations of Fodlan so this has always been a stupid argument to me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The kingdom chose to adopt the religion or something.

                Anon, are you moronic?

                Yuh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                of course it's a stupid argument. Just like any pretext. Bottomline is whoever is stronger will dictate the rules, and no amount "b-but muh devine mandate" is goona change it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't the Slithers have a hand in Faerghus' creation, but then got usurped by the Church legitimizing the country?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Didn't the Slithers have a hand in Faerghus' creation, but then got usurped by the Church legitimizing the country?
                That was just a theory.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Didn't the Slithers have a hand in Faerghus' creation, but then got usurped by the Church legitimizing the country?
                That was just a theory.

                It's implied the Slithers were supplying the rebels with weapons. It's not that they wanted to create the Kingdom specifically, they just want to cause chaos and death on the surface so they can take over. It's the same reason why they created Edelgard.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >...the Faerghus Rebellion. I harbor doubts about the army Loog has raised. How did he recruit soldiers without raising suspicions in the Empire? How did he acquire those mysterious weapons, so like Heroes' Relics? What is the true identity of Pan, the tactician rumored to have been integral to Loog's victories? And Those Who Slither in the Dark...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This manuscript always irritated me. Really? Those Who Slither in the Dark? A name Hubert made up to describe the Agarthans? Kyphon refer to them by the exact same name 400 years before the plot?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's just what everyone calls them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone doesn't know they exist. Only a very small number of those outside of their group and even then they never meet with each other to compile the knowledge they have on them. Even the Naabatean survivors don't call them that and didn't know that was their modern day name. And they knew them when they still lived on a surface as Agarthans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure it's a mistranslation, rhea uses the same term earlier than Hubert, it isn't as specific and obviously coined as the translated phrase

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've read that it's a localization thing and it's not supposed to be a name in the original, just a description.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, are you moronic?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Oops Rhea's dead I guess we're part of the Empire now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The alliance gained just as much territory. It’s also the wealthiest of the three and now has a unified king. Could probably take the Edelbrat after toppling the church.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Could probably take the Edelbrat
                Yeah, The Empire stands no chance with Randolph gone. RIP

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bro you literally gain zero territory in Golden Wildfire

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You take the islands area moving into Faerghus at least. So the major ports.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Gained no territory
                >Army was already exhausted
                >Territories like Ordelia got fricked in the ass
                The Federation is ripe for the picking

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I miss Part 1 Claude where he wanted to steal Gronder Field from the Empire and talked about how rich it would make them...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I thought the Alliance would keep trying to march South, now with Almyrans joinng them, until they captured the whole East including Embarr, with Edelgard force to move all her forces west...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It also has the smallest army. Claude was stupid to side with the people who actively want to conquer his country.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Dimitri says that if he rejected the Church he'd be overthrown by the faithful
                I just don't buy it, this feels like another example of telling not showing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That actually is shown in both dee dee and claudsters route, so I think it’s believable. The whole “if I don’t save the church the people will rebel” thing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is it shown though? Dimitri says it multiple times but is his reign really at risk without support from the church? And from whom, the people or nobles? Because half the nobles love him and the other half are corrupt buttholes who wouldn't care about the church either way. If it's the commoners, OK, but I just don't think it's shown enough they're so devout they'd side with the church over their king

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was somewhat shown with Mercedes. But if it is true it does make Dimitri a dumbass for going with Claude's plan because the last thing he needs is a rebellion, and you can only imagine how much controversy it would stir up if Edelgard ever innocently said that Dimitri allowed Rhea to be assassinated.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is headcanon but I don’t think the people would give a shit about what the emperor that invaded them said

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dimitri said that it would cause problems is anything were to happen to the church, and in 3 Houses they straight up tell you that if Rhea being assassinated would cause a rebellion in the Kingdom. They would have no reason to think that Edelgard was lying, because Dimitri is the one who vouched for Claude.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dimitri has reason to believe that he needs to uphold tradition over all else. The prime example being his father King Lambert. Because Lambert also wanted to bring radical change to the kingdom. And while he had his supporters, the other half of the Kingdom fricking hated him, called him a tyrannical radical, and conspired to get him killed. So Dimitri isn't talking out of his ass when he tells everyone that the Kingdom is slow to accept change.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but hasn't Dimitri stamped out the traitorous western nobles? There's no indication that Lambert's policies, whatever the frick they were, were unpopular with the peasantry or merchants or other non-nobles

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes he did. That doesn't mean that he's going to go poking the bear after dealing with his father's killers. Because it wasn't just one guy who conspired everything. We thought it was just Cornelia and Patricia and House Kleiman and maybe Rufus who did it back in Houses. But no that list actually got very long with the advent of Hopes. And I don't think Dimitri wants to spend half his rule bringing radical change and the other half stomping out rebellious nobles and factions who don't like it. He just wants stability.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes he has. But that doesn't mean that he's going to poke the bear just because this uprising was stopped. Because back in Houses we thought the only culprits were Cornelia, Patricia, House Kleiman, and maybe Rufus. But with the advent of Hopes that list got a lot longer. I don't think Dimitri wants to spend half his rule coming up with radical new policy and the other half stomping out the rebellious nobles and factions who don't like it

                Ganker's servers sucks ass I swear

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I keep getting connection errors

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes he has. But that doesn't mean that he's going to poke the bear just because this uprising was stopped. Because back in Houses we thought the only culprits were Cornelia, Patricia, House Kleiman, and maybe Rufus. But with the advent of Hopes that list got a lot longer. I don't think Dimitri wants to spend half his rule coming up with radical new policy and the other half stomping out the rebellious nobles and factions who don't like it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Also to be fair, I very much doubt his pious citizens would be happy to hear that he stepped back and allowed the archbishop of their faith to be murdered by the Federation. That would be a very sore sticking point in case Claude ever came around asking for some sort of alliance/ceasefire, as it would very easily end up with uprisings and rebellions in both the western territories and elsewhere.

                Claude's plan is also super dumb too. There's no way he can hold a position of superiority over either nation for long, because sooner or later someone is going to call his bluff and suddenly he's thrust back into a three-way war.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think Dimitri goes the whole vague route and just says “the people” which could include nobles and commoners. The writers suck.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hopes Dimitri is not the Savior King Dimitri so his claim to the throne is a bit spotty. Hopes Dimitri has a distance between him and his people.

                Where he gets that they are faithful not doesn't really understand the idea of faith.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >so his claim to the throne is a bit spotty
                no, it's not? He status among the people of faerghus does not change the fact tha he's the oldest on only son fo the late king. So his claim is unaffected by it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He also executed his uncle to get the throne.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So? His uncle was an usurper, a regicide and a traitor without any actual claim to the throne. Executing him doesn't affect Dimitri's claim at all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                According to Dimitri.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Post your dick, cleobulus

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >That ending where Dimitri let’s Claude kill Rhea to free him
            If we got more game either Dimitri sues for peace or he teams up with Claude to take down Edelgard since Claude’s ideals clash with her own

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >He lets the armies eat each other and then conquers them though.
            That's what he did in VW. Hopes Claude conquers literally nothing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >forgotten
      >brainwashed
      >raped
      Hopes was the worst thing to happen to Edelgard since the Edelgard was confirmed as bi.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AG is shit except for rapemeat El

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who changes her nappy?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hubert changing her, does her makeup, speaks in a high pitched voice and gives himself orders.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Hubert fell down the stairs offscreen

              It's probably Monica

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >L-ludwig-sama, you said you were gonna breed me, but I don't think iyou're using the right hole!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Edelgard raped to the point where she can't speak is pretty hot but I kinda wish we got to see her grovel to Ludwig and Thales

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHY US SYLVAIN'S PREFERRED CLASS HOLY KNGHT THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because what else would it be? I did it is armored knight in three houses but that felt more wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dark Knight I guess? If Sylvain was gonna do magic I would expect to see a fire ball more than a healing spell.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dark Knight? His hidden boon is reason in houses

          No he’s not nasty dark boy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dark Knight? His hidden boon is reason in houses

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the game so far but it's fricking moronic that there's only one class that can use multiple weapons

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So did Dimitri ally himself with Claude at the end and let him kill Rhea? Because I’m confused just like Gilbert when he decided to stay to fight Edelgard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dimitri prioritizes Faerghus over the Church so he lets Claude defeat the Church because he trusts Claude not to continue beyond that, and conquer Fhirdiad, meanwhile he holds the Empire at Arianrhod

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which is likely just going to cause a rebellion. Because it'll create a political vacuum. Hopes Dimitri and Claude are just dumb.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          correction: GW dimitri and claude are just dumb

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is their any point to switching off of preferred classes if you’re not going for innate talents in 3 hopes?

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rhea did nothing, and I mean NOTHING wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing she did wrong was stopping the kingdom from burning the empire to the ground. She loved humans too much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rhea is incapable of doing wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She should have burned the continent down, Zephiel was a prophet.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you guys continue to talk about this game knowing it craps on all the stuff you might have liked about Houses?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It feels good to vent about how bad it was and see if other people agree.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because there's a lot of context that it does add. Like the specifics of the Tragedy of Duscur

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s fun to play even if the dialogue is one stop down and the story lines are a little strange.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it didn't, I was never a lord or rheagay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Because it didn't
        Yeah it fricking did.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom line is BIG PINK HOLST BUSH

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who has the cutest supports with Shez

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lysithea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Byleth (male)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hapi

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh you'll be resting for a long time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I heard that Claude also says he wants Rhea dead in Houses. This true? Been a year since I played Houses.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He approves of killing Rhea or letting her die at some point. Claude doesn't like the church in three houses either, at least until rhea confesses everything

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          One area that I really like the Japanese voices better is that Claude gets really pissed at Rhea when she's still hesitant on telling what she knows. His voice cracks from yelling

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            According to Claude's JP VA, he adlibbed that anger, and it's his favorite scene of voicing Claude. It's specifically the only time he ever gets angry outside of battle. I wouldn't be surprised if GW focusing on Claude hating the church so much eas inspired by it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But he's just angry at Rhea for keeping secrets. In GW, Claude doesn't give a frick about the church's secrets.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a point where Claude and Byleth are discussing what could have happened to Rhea, and you have a dialogue choice to say "do you hope she's alive?" or "do you hope she's dead" and if you choose the second option, Claude has a shocked face and his support level goes up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but he stops himself because he realizes that he knows nothing about Fodlan, and his experiences don't match up with his headcanon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's not what happens

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That is what happens, you're just not beaten over the head with it. But it's easy enough to realize when you put together his supports and his explore comments.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >But it's easy enough to realize when you put together his supports and his explore comments.
              More like "it's easy enough to make up fanfictions when you take lines out of context"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just like how Byleth didn't have an effect on Claude in 3 Houses, oh wait.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Claude literally tells you that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What I'm saying is that it's actually something that you can witness on your own you don't need Claude to tell you that he changed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What I'm saying is that "Claude was going to kill Rhea but then realized he didn't know enough about Fodlan to do it" is not an arc that the writers intentionally gave him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can take a man out of Almyra but you can't the Almyra out of the man.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think it was, because a lot of the offhand remarks made by Claude. Like when he assumes that Leonie would bite his head off for questioning the goddess only to be surprised about her not giving a shit. His reaction to the refugees, or his support with Cyril.

                Also Claude is an outsider without much knowledge of Fodlan that's why he's so obsessed with uncovering the church's secrets.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                His support with Cyril is more about him realizing he doesn't know about Almyra than Fodlan

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Those are just generic learning moments, it's not him specifically having a plan to go to war with the church and then cancelling it after realizing he didn't have the proper knowledge

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He mostly doesn't trust her because he knows she's done something fishy with sensei and the relics and dragons in general but isn't telling anyone. But he never went as far as wanting to murder her because of it.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By chucking some sunflower seeds into my backyard I have done more farming than the Kingdom has done in the last five hundred years.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How would Naga react to the status of Fodlan and the church. Correct me if I’m wrong but there has never been a Church of Naga or anything like that right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes there is in Awakening and Naga would lieu likely want nothing to do with Fodlan because it's a land of peopleso moronic that make the Fatelandia characters look intelligent by comparison. Forseti would likely say that the humans were all too stupid to rule themselves.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is pixel Flayn wearing knickers on her head?

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Claude wanting to get rid of the church is fine. The problem is the execution.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only way to execute it properly would be to rewrite the entire church to actually be villainous

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Three Hopes shit on Rhea and Sothis so hard? They didn't even try to be balanced about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the game was made by some hard anti-christgay, par for the course for JRPG antichurch c**ts

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that Warriors becomes a permanent subseries and we get more actual stories like Three Hopes instead of crossover garbage.

    Seriously if we can have Mario and Mario Kart then Fire Emblem can have Warriors as well

    I am not a FE fan but both FE Warriors games are the best of the warriors games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but both FE Warriors games are the best of the warriors games.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's right, though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's a shitty musou just like most of the adaptation ones, and of the adaptations it's one of the lesser ones.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, it's easily better than any mainline musou trash. Get the frick out of here you triple Black person.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no and no you worthless homosexual. even the berserk musou beat this game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >even the berserk musou beat this game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just educating you. FE warriors are shit and 3 copes is next level shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You continuously demonstrating how moronic you are isn't educating anyone.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you can lead a horse to water amirite?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Shitty is still better Anon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              than what? nothing.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there gonna be more mage classes besides gremory?

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the cutest moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Am I really gonna buy this shit game with no DLC just for her…?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No. You're going to sober up and wait a few months to buy it at discount.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, I needed that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >buying games
        just pirate it bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is Yuzu really the better emulator? Ryujinx has been running a lot better for me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no idea, I don't use emulators

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not just for her, but for her father too

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >felix says he doesn't know who's the strongest person in the kingdom is
    >disaproves if you say Dimitri
    Kek. It's Dimitri, Felix, and no amount of your seething is gonna change that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if Felix ever lies awake wondering what the frick is the point of his job when the person he's shielding is stronger than him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh he knows exactly what his job is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Fraldarius family is magnetic so you might as well use that power to schmooze with the king.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I missed my core thread bros.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rodrigue, please, you've got a feisty wife

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope she knows that he's deathly allergic to sharp objects.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sylvain is scolding Felix for acting dumb
    oh how the tables have turned

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fertilizer? What's that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My crops are rotating on their own.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stop talking to my motherwife you stupid boar.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE EDELGARD I LOVE EDELGARD

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So,
    >Sword of Zoltan
    with
    >Boost Specials
    is the best weapon for sword wielders, yes?

    Btw, how do you recruit? I picked both girls on ch4, defeat them...and they died? Was I supposed ti defeat them with certain unit?
    BE route btw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A problem with this game is that you need to wait for the game to get through its dialogue queue before it progresses with missions. With recruiting characters the game will give you a blatant prompt after the characters finish talking about possibly recruiting whichever characters you selected in the strategies menu.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, I got it.
        Well frick it, I will play without recruit. Again.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they released 3 hopes but with 3 houses gameplay

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, Japan hated Byleth’s smelly wife’s smelly game…
    https://noisypixel.net/fire-emblem-three-hopes-low-sales-reviews-japan/

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't care when you posted the link to the article 4 minutes prior, what makes you think i'll care now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean… you responded, insinuating you do care, Squidward.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is that cope I smell?

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people defend this b***h again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it makes you seethe, and she's an easy (you) farm.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Normal people: SEXSEXSEX
      Trannies and dykes: SHES JUST LIKE ME

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sad part is that at least the troony reason is more justified, i can understand being a self insert moron. I can’t understand being a monkey coomer over the 3rd worst girl in her own faction

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because she is right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A right c**t.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, I'll bite. Why do you hate her?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because I've played every route. I'm not going to play your sealioning game.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >played every route
              >ignores the fact that Rhea is a dragon
              >and that church is oppressing their people
              Sure thing, pal. Maybe you should go back to Monster Hunter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ignoring the fact that every Fire Emblem game must end with a dragon fight,
                >the church is oppressing their people
                This is said dozens of times but never explained, and in the context of the Three Houses makes no sense at all. Like they wanted Rhea to be le bad guy but didn't bother put in any of the legwork.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ignoring the fact that every Fire Emblem game must end with a dragon fight,
                >the church is oppressing their people
                This is said dozens of times but never explained, and in the context of Three Houses makes no sense at all. Like they wanted Rhea to be le bad guy but didn't bother put in any of the legwork.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The worst part of Three Hopes is how it facilitates this kind of idiot with its anti-Rhea shit and evil Sothis.

                Tomas the Slithering Guy was disguised Librarian for...how much? Thirty years? And nobody suspected. Of course, every sane person would ask himself/herself what else the Church is hiding.
                Remember that faith is good, but religion is a cancer. Always been.

                Kinda unrelated, very very VERY unrelated, but in Star Wars series... do you think that Jedi are good when you take into consideration the fact that they abduct little kids and teach them how to use Force and turn them into Senate's own personal army?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Tomas the Slithering Guy was disguised Librarian for...how much? Thirty years?
                Two years at best. Tomas was in retirement, then Solon bodysnatched him and asked to have Tomas's old job back

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Two years at best.
                That could be, but...
                Edelgard warned us how her uncle was acting different, which is why she has her doubts. I don't remember them saying the same about Tomas. So, maybe I missed this part, in which case my bad, or maybe they didn't see any change in his behaviour in which case it means the disguise lasted for far longer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >speedreader
                >fedora-tipping starwars fan
                Did you got lost on the way to reddit?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You seem to know what Reddit likes. Care to explain why, since you won't answer to the previous post?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We already know what the church is hiding. And why. Yeah let's go ahead and tell people exactly what happened during the war of heroes. That everybody in Fodlan accepted Sothis as their time warping goddess except the Agarthans. That the resulting war ruined Fodlan and Sothis put herself into a coma putting everything back. That the 10 Elites were actually a bandit gang that were hired to commit genocide and that their superpowers actually came from murdered dragons which they then took revenge on them for. But that despite the astronomical level of spite that would've been 100% justified, the dragon lady is the only one of the players who did not slaughter an entire race or so much as attempt to destroy the world. But in order to make certain that the remainder of her family isn't hunted down and killed in a continental game of Monster Hunter, she made up a lie that both made her family's murderers look both good and sympathetic and offered an explanation to the superpowers. Even though she would've been well within her rights to erase every single family capable of carrying a Hero's Relic.

                No one in Fodlan gives a single solitary frick about the heritage of the Naabateans other than you and your group. The majority of Fodlan did not care where Sothis came from. She was giving technology and knowledge away for free. The majority of Fodlan did not care where the Naabatean race came from. There's no instance of war or strife prior to Nemesis killing Sothis. Fodlan only suffered 3 major wars in 1000 years. Point out a single nation on earth that can pull that off. But as far as you chucklefricks are concerned none of that counts so long as the person giving away knowledge that are, no bullshit, eras ahead of their time isn't human. A literal angel can descend from heaven with societal panacea that could solve every existential crisis on earth and you frickers would be waving pitchforks while complaining that you can't frick the angels.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >A literal angel can descend from heaven with societal panacea that could solve every existential crisis on earth and you frickers would be waving pitchforks while complaining that you can't frick the angels.
                Angels are not real. But if that ever happens I would ask wtf were they doing up until now and why did they appear NOW. And so would you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sodom and Gomorrah, bro.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >jedi abduct little kids
                oh boy, here come the hot takes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Am I wrong? They said in Ep I that Anakin is
                >too old
                They either find kids left in orphanages (lol no), or kindap them (in 40% of cases), or pay money to their parents (60% of cases) to sever any ties with their children.

                Qui-Gon could buy Shmi and put her in the safe location, but he didn't.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Am I wrong?
                yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, so how do they recruit kids?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                by asking them nicely

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're not wrong at least by the original canon, Jedi force force sensitive kids they find to join and don't let them have any contact with their families. I can't tell you what Disneyshit says.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The worst part of Three Hopes is how it facilitates this kind of idiot with its anti-Rhea shit and evil Sothis.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FEET

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because she's got a c**t. if she didn't (see claude) no one would be defending her

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh well, it was a fun thread until pretenders showed up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pretenders
      I like FE and Houses. It's just a shit musou that pisses on houses. It's Hopes that's the pretender.

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is Moot doing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hapi is a great artist

      So it's not just me huh? The site has been real fricky lately

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we back

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Edelgard. I like the Black Eagles. But there is absolutely no reason to go to war with Rhea.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      killing foreign authority figures trying to use you is always based

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love AG Edelgard. She is so cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did AG Edelgard get fat bastard'd?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know it

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://noisypixel.net/fire-emblem-three-hopes-low-sales-reviews-japan/

    >Without spoiling the game itself, most of the discontent stems from one key fact: the story. Most, if not all comments have some sort of disappointment regarding the character developments that happen, with one even going as far as wishing that the scenario writer never touches a Fire Emblem game ever again.

    Weird that the West seems to really like Hopes while Japan seems to be a lot more mixed on it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The west is more obsessed with Edelgard while Japan likes the other house leaders and Rhea too, and this game is only really a hand up to the Edelgard fans.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Edelgard is still top five in Japan and ranks MUCH higher than Rhea consistently, she's just not as popular as Dimitri. You guys really understate how many people liked Edelgard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I said 'too' for a reason, anon. Not to mean they hate Edelgard, but that this game is not good for people who like the other three. Unless you only like Edelgard you're not going to be big into a game that jerks her off at the cost of the others.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But Hopes still treats Dimitri as the main Lord. Only Claude suffers but Claude has always been a bit of a third wheel that managed to get some cool shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dmitri violates his characterization hard.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i wish Dimitri would violate my character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Well in Japan it was very disliked that Byleth was an enemy.
      What a bunch of pink haired feminists

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why should people like their player character being an enemy?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno. It kinda worked with Nier.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That was more your Shadow being the enemy, unless you mean how Nier is a villain protagonist because he dooms humanity.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          because it's kino

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because they didn't have a character to begin with.

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Three Spouses

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can't even understand star wars
    lol these are you people you've been arguing with for years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know. Some people are still in denial and refuse to accept the fact that Jedi Council, in fact, forced Anakin to turn to Dark Side.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna frick dragons!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can't, Three Hopes says all dragons are evil and bad and Edelgard was right about everything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Get out of here Edelgard! I'm gonna frick emm and there is nothing you can do about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This was the best thing in Three Houses:

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Now starting up three houses to see what the mainline game is like. I'm on chapter 3 right now and a bit confused tho... When does Shez come into the story?

    Don't tell him bros.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shez is the final boss you idiot

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A fair number of people I have seen seem to like Three Hopes as much as Three Houses.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eughhh

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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